Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice
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Speaker 2: Boy, Hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on.
Thank you for telling a friend. That's how we spread
the word about the pirate ship. Kevin is here, all
happy that Stefan Diggs is no longer a patron. I
don't know if you're happy or not. Carola, worry about
that aj Brown possibility. Mark is here yep, just back
from Jamaica where he attended a fortieth birthday party, which
is great, except that Mark is fifty five.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what what the fuck does that have to do
with anything? I can't have friends in their forty.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying like, you're
there for the party, but you're like the supervising adult.
I'm picturing if if anybody in your crew got out
of control, management of the resort is coming to you
to go, Okay, you get your friends under contra. There
no coming nowhere near park.
Speaker 3: There was older people than me there that was just
the group parents and stuff like do you have your.
Speaker 2: White new balance? Yeah? Did you?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 2: Did you pack a brick of sunscreen?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, A big bottle of advil? No, nothing like that.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: I didn't drink. I didn't drink. I didn't drink really
that much.
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, because Matt wasn't there to force that is true.
But it's like normally I would think, like warm weather,
nice environment.
Speaker 3: And I drank, but just not excessively.
Speaker 2: It was all inclusive type. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was nice. The resort was really nice hanging out.
I was very short though. I left Thursday morning and
I came back Sunday at midnight.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a quick trip.
Speaker 3: That is very quick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what kind of fun. Yeah, you know, like a
rich guy like and fly out, you know what I mean.
I don't know if I could have done Greg Conners.
Speaker 3: Ninety's is a long time too, though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nine days is a long time. Is what are
they down there for? Not?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so by the time I got down there, they
were all sick of each other.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, nine days at an all inclusive If you're
not doing any excursion anything, what are you doing.
Speaker 2: Just sitting by the pool and drinking all day.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's fun for a few days, but after
a certain point, it's like, dude, how much more can
I drink?
Speaker 3: I was at the pool at eight am, I said,
I was there till eight am to six pm?
Speaker 2: Really yeah, And he didn't get burned or anything. I did.
Speaker 3: I didn't get burned.
Speaker 2: It all peeled.
Speaker 3: I don't it all peeled off? See it's all peeled.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, once he hit thirty two degrees again, it
just fell off.
Speaker 3: It's pretty much. But what it seemed like.
Speaker 2: So okay, So then what version of yourself shows up
in Jamaica? Like it almost sounds like you're zen philosopher
sitting by the pool, just relaxing the entire time.
Speaker 3: I was reserved?
Speaker 2: Is it not rum punch mark? Not like no tropical
drink mark, the guy that's gonna go crazy and have
a good time.
Speaker 3: I was no.
Speaker 5: I was totally reserved, reading by the pool, just checking
out the scenery.
Speaker 3: Checking out the scenery, hanging out. I mean, we had
a group. There's a group of twenty there, and it
was a group of twenty there was there.
Speaker 2: So what was the earliest a drink got consumed?
Speaker 3: I opened up a beer at seven am, holy shit,
because I want to have a cigar because I got
a bunch of cubans. So I went out on and
I had like a little deck. So I went and
opened a beer and smoked a cuban.
Speaker 2: Wow, So what's too early for bourbon? I mean, let's up.
Speaker 3: I see the problem is that resorts they water down
their drinks.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, but they're free, so you order three? Yeah?
Well are they? I don't know? Was this all inclusive? Yeah? Okay, wow,
because I'm thinking, like, so there wasn't. It doesn't sound
like it.
Speaker 3: Was wild in any way. It really wasn't.
Speaker 2: I'm disappointed.
Speaker 3: I don't really have any stories.
Speaker 2: You said to me, you had story, you texted me.
I'm gonna have stories.
Speaker 3: I was trying to be you know, I was trying
to get you excited.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you did because somehow I show thanks Mark. No,
but when I drink like heavy at my age, and
I know that you do it, you're drunk though not?
What do you mean I'm a drunk alcoholics go to meetings?
Speaker 3: Did you hit drunk this weekend?
Speaker 2: I did not. Okay, I did not, And I've been
really taming myself and I it's the weird thing for
me is I don't really drink at home.
Speaker 3: I don't either.
Speaker 2: I'll have a glass of wine, I'll have a beer
and that's it. And I only do that rarely, and
then I drink it home because I'm cheap. I don't
blame you because it get I mean, I don't have
to worry about driving. Yes, that's the that's a huge
to have to worry about getting across the street at
some point. Because God, if you just went out by
yourself and decided to just go on a tear and
have a great time, it may cost you two hundred
and fifty dollars including an uber.
Speaker 5: It was an easy fifty bucks Thursday night at mault Connery's. Yeah,
just trivia for two hours hanging out. We had I
think four beers. It was fifty bucks. And it's not horrible.
But it's not something you could sustain throughout three four
times a week.
Speaker 2: No, I mean me, I can. I don't know. I
don't know. Other people may know. I can't sustain because
I feel like sometimes after I drink like that, like
I really drink, I feel like I played in a
rugby match the day before.
Speaker 3: Man, can I hate hangovers? I think that's why I
don't accessfully drink anymore. I hate hangovers, hate my stomach,
my stomach being upset the whole day. You know.
Speaker 2: Well, there's also the anxiety you get that like feeling
of I should be doing something else, Like everything just
feels I don't know, like heavy, and you're worry something
and how am I gonna get this done? Or how
am I gonna I don't know. That's how I get.
I don't get how fun What nevernetic mutation do you have?
Serious Scottish? Yeah, well that may be. I mean that
that really may be because I think, uh, I think
Tony says he doesn't. I don't know if he gets
hangoverse either. I don't. I'm not really sure. I just
I don't get hangovers.
Speaker 3: Fuck wow, oh man, mine are bad when you get them. Yeah,
the terrible. It's like being sick for a day.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, from that time, I'm from me just tired. I'm
just exhausted and my head hurts, my stomach is it sucks.
And then that's why I don't drink. That's why I
don't drink during you know, when I have to go
to work.
Speaker 5: Yeah, before work, was it like that before the surgery too,
with the with the lap.
Speaker 3: I I don't know. I can't remember. I know I
can back then and I was fine, but it's more
I got older.
Speaker 2: I think, what about Okay, did they have swim up yes? Bars?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Was there anybody who just never left the swim up bar?
That's the person that I always get.
Speaker 5: You get a little cold if you're sitting there, if
the water's not heated correctly. Yeah, and there's like a breeze.
Sitting like half in the water, half out of it, drinking,
you get a little cold. At least that was my experience.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I haven't been to a swim up bar a lot.
And the reason I don't go is I always assume
somebody next to me is pissing.
Speaker 3: But if you're pissing, the water it turns dark blue.
Did you know that?
Speaker 2: No? It doesn't. That is such fucking bullshit. That is
such bullshit. You should have tried it, because I there's
always the couple, the person like they they show up
right as the place opens and they're still there four
or five hours later, and I'm going, it's.
Speaker 5: Like the cabana that we had. And my buddy, he's
bachelor party in Vegas. It was on this lazy river. Yeah,
and there we're gonna at the I ain't going to
that thing. There's nothing but pissing coming that thing right now.
Speaker 2: Well, oh there's people. I'm sure that I went in
there and rubbed a little something out.
Speaker 3: Oh man, that's disgusting.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't believe that that happens on there
on a lazy river. You're gonna see it.
Speaker 5: Not if you're under the water, you don't. No, you
don't have to float in the tube. You could walk
the lazy river. There's too much work.
Speaker 2: And I'm not saying it happens, but I'm saying you're saying.
Speaker 3: Okay, So one of the girls from from from our
group said, my husband has has a shirt shirt that
I just bought for him and it doesn't you know,
does fit? Do you want it? I'm like, yeah, so
she made sure to get me this shirt. Right?
Speaker 2: How big was this guy?
Speaker 3: Huge?
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's probably very tall too, right, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: Big guy?
Speaker 2: What did he get what she got?
Speaker 3: I'm actually large? What are you you're Yeah?
Speaker 2: I thought so, I'm an extra large m Yeah, I'm
like sure large below the waist go on.
Speaker 3: So I get there and I get there like a
five thirty. So they're having this and they're having a
huge dinner right on the beach.
Speaker 5: You left at five in the morning and got there
or seven in the morning, got five.
Speaker 3: Because it's forty five minutes from the air I got
to the airport, it was. I got in at two o'clock.
It just took so long because they were waiting for
other flights. So we're sitting in this bus waiting. It
sucked at least.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I talked to Okay, go on, So we
they have for.
Speaker 3: For Jillian's birthday. They put out they had a dinner
on the beach.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 3: So man, So this girl fucking amazing. So this girl,
Christine's like.
Speaker 2: Telling somebody's face planted in the fucking sand.
Speaker 3: This girl Christine's like, wear your shirt. And I thought
the dinner was Saturday. Okay, I'm started to dinner. It
was Friday, So this is Thursday. I thought it was Friday,
and the shore was a little wrinkles. I put it
up and I decided to wear another shirt. I get there.
Every guy in our group has that shirt on, but.
Speaker 2: Me, Oh, you fucking ruined it.
Speaker 3: She obviously doesn't know me. Because she obviously doesn't know me,
she ruined it, right, she always doesn't know me because
she didn't lay it out for me, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2: Well, but you would have had it had you thought
the dinner was the right night exactly.
Speaker 3: I thought she was just giving me a hard time.
Speaker 2: Why didn't you just go back to the room and change.
Speaker 3: I wanted to, but everybody told me not to. So
kind of like ruined it, kind of like ruined the
whole night. Really, yeah, because I kind of felt like
a fucking dick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the old guy with no memory anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: Did anybody take a fucking face plant? The shit?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: This was nothing this.
Speaker 3: Oh oh when I one of the guys, the guy,
the big guy, who I've never seen drunk before. I
guess the first second day they were there, he threw
up the pool.
Speaker 2: Oh got and there's some of that okay, okay that
I'll give you. That'll give you, like that's the problem
with Was this an adult only resort? No? It was
the kids around. Yeah, but they have adult only pools. Yes, okay,
so you're at an adult only pool. What happens when
somebody throws.
Speaker 3: Up, they close the pool down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like do they have to drain it and do
all this bio hazard standard to get it and they
scoop it out and have had it. If it's my pool, Kevin,
if it were at my house and somebody throws up
at the pool, I'm I'm scooping it out and on
we go, on we go. I'm not fucking draining this thing,
scrubbing it like it's Caddyshack with a candy bar, you
know what I mean? Yeah, Wow, he threw it in
the I would love to know what had happened after
that and who yells at him because you kind of
fucking ruin it for everybody. Wife, Oh yeah, I wasn't there,
so yeah, but you didn't hear the story.
Speaker 3: That was the story. I don't, you know, because he
never gets drunk and he was telling me about.
Speaker 2: Now with Jamaica, I think you probably smelled the economy
everywhere now meaning weed.
Speaker 3: Oh I even yeah, they you know where you walked,
they would there was a joint or something for you
to take or just I got off the fucking plane.
I wasn't even freaking by.
Speaker 5: The busy hit this ship and welcome to Jamaica.
Speaker 2: Jesus, so right there right away? Oh yeah, right, because
I know that's kind of the economy. We think that smell.
It's starting to become the economy in New York State.
We'll get to a storyline.
Speaker 3: And it took my bags to the room, offered me,
offer me weed.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, like he had it like this is his
side hustle. Hey man, what do you want? He's opening
his coat going I have joined I smoke, So I
don't really either. So is it is it legal? And
I'm assuming it's legal in Jamaica? Oh yeah, I would
assume it was too. I wonder what.
Speaker 5: The all inclusively? Go to the bar, you order a
bourbon and you know, a mad dog red.
Speaker 2: It's a great question. I don't I don't know.
Speaker 3: But you know, Jamaica's money. The people there had the
money in there. It's all weed. Yeah, that's what we
went on an excursion. That's what the guy was telling us,
showing us to all this nice area and he says,
it's all it's all weed. That's all people that.
Speaker 2: That that like weed, like a weed farm or something
like that, a weed production facility.
Speaker 3: But man, Jamaica is a poor country.
Speaker 2: Well did you go through, because don't forget half that
island didn't they get just devastated a few years ago
by a hurricane. Did you see any of that?
Speaker 3: It did a lot of stuff, a lot of stuff struct.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I I don't know Jamaican and I'm
certainly not trying to to uh be disparaging in any way,
but I'm not sure that they have I don't know
what their building codes are, do you know what I'm like,
La tries to do a lot of earthquake rehab and
there's different, you know, parts of the world that are
doing things like that. I'm not sure that Jamaica is.
It's like you're hot, you know, it's like the three
little the three little picks.
Speaker 3: It's like, it's just funny you go to a poor
country and you have all these you know, all these
places that makes so much money.
Speaker 2: Well, right, because it's it's the warm weather, it's the
nice atmosphere, and it is kind of shitty. And then
when you come through, do you ever feel like you're
like it's almost like you're a person observing something at
a zoo and it feels I mean, these are human beings,
but there I'll tell you this. I don't know about you.
I've always found like poor countries and different places. I
remember being in Tortola and stuff. You people were happy.
They were happy. It's like, you know, every day, majority
of the time, the weather's nice, things go, it's a
little more slower pace, it's relaxed, and no one seemed
like in a rusher, you know what I mean, the
angry stuff. Once in a while, you'd hear a horn
beat because probably a goat wandered across the you.
Speaker 3: Know, I was just gonna say, all of a sudden,
we're driving, there's a bunch of goats and sheep in
the Yeah. So of course I'm the one that gets
all crazy because I think it's the closest thing in
the world. I'm the guy that goes that you drive with.
He goes, look a horse, ken, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, lambs. I push out the car.
Speaker 3: I'm like lambs. I yeah, goats.
Speaker 2: Right to see all this stuff, well, we don't see
it exactly here wandering. Although I grew up in such
a rural area that they had to bring us in
from recess in like first or second grade because a
cow from the Dairity farm literally across the street wandered
into the school yard and they weren't sure what the
cow is going to do. They're just sitting there eating
heat grass and take a big Yeah, it didn't matter.
That was nothing. There was nothing. And that's the other thing.
When I grew up in such a rural area, we
used to take the cow pies, right, the cow shit
that would dry and be that, and we would pick
it up and fling it like a frisbee at each
other and it would just hit someone's back and just
scatter and they'd have shit in their hair, and oh,
we loved it. That was what it was. I just
talked to somebody who was on a trip to Saint
John's and they had a flight out of Rochester that
was to get them to a connecting flight. They missed
their connecting flight because it wasn't weather because they wound
up doing paperwork. The airline had paperwork that was delaying
the flight.
Speaker 3: Oh to get into the country, I don't oh no, no, no.
Speaker 2: This was just from Rochester to a connecting flight in
another city. So they sat and the reason they didn't
take off, the reason given was paperwork. So when they
land at the connecting city, they have five minutes and
they're running to their gate and it's the last flight
out to the Caribbean and they wind up missing the flight.
Oh yeah, how do they not hold that flight? I
don't know.
Speaker 5: If flight is coming in and it's there, it's it's
it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I'm with you. I go, man, that is so. I
mean I get business and trying to be on time,
and you know, on time records for airlines or early
arrivals and all that stuff really counts it like it's
a big deal. But it what about customer service? Well,
what the fuck? I would think that you have to
get some kind of compensation for that. Maybe they put
them up for the night. I have no idea, But like, I.
Speaker 5: Don't think they have to compensation because the flight's not canceled.
I think they only have the conversation when it's canceled, right,
But if.
Speaker 2: They delayed it, it's therein that delayed it. That's that's
my question. Like, but delay is delay, cancel is canceled.
That's the that's the game they'd like to play. I
know it's okay.
Speaker 5: Well, Mark had said he had bought two cents of
tickets just in case one got canceled. Delay doesn't affect.
Speaker 2: That at all. No, but when the I understand what
you're saying, like delay because of weather, right, so unforeseen
act of God will call it or something like that.
But delay because someone didn't do the paperwork to get
the flight off the fucking ground. I would be so mad.
Speaker 3: It makes no sense.
Speaker 2: It makes no sense. I think he's still you lie.
You'd be like, listen, it's an issue with the plane.
Who's going to care about that?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 5: If you say paperwork, I'm gonna be passed. I mean,
if you say there's an issue with the landing gear
on the left hand side, I'll sit here all day
get it fixed.
Speaker 2: I want to I don't want to die. Kill me. No,
one hundred percent. It's one hundred percent. And it feels
like someone didn't do their job.
Speaker 5: And it feels like somebody's stupid and didn't understand that.
You don't say paperwork, right, that's just stop.
Speaker 2: I think I have heard that's like somebody on their
first day. Hell yeah, go out and tell them something. No,
but I think I have heard on a flight like
and we weren't delayed like this to the point, but
it was like we're just waiting for the paperwork to
show up.
Speaker 5: Well, that's what they when I because I said, so
I want to That's what it was. On my last trip.
We sat, we we went all out. We're setting for
We were in the first row of first class and
they will break down after everybody's skins their ticket in.
They'll bring out a print out of the manifest of
everybody that's on that plane and they hand it to.
Speaker 2: So I wondered if there was like maybe the printer
fucked up. I could that be? I have no idea.
They just said paperwork.
Speaker 3: I forgot something really big.
Speaker 2: There we go. I knew it. The fuck is wrong.
Speaker 3: On the way on the way home, I stand next
to Derek Coleman, and I didn't know it was Derek
Coleman until we got off the plane.
Speaker 2: Stop it. I'm just telling, what do you mean? Stopped?
Speaker 3: What do you mean the guy Derek Coleman? So you
so a black guy? That's Derek Coleman. It shows me
that I see his his luggage thing. So there's two
black Derek Coleman's. It could be just a totally different guy.
It could be Okay, it could totally be different. All right,
So you were afraid to say, I argue Derek Coleman,
we were Mark came, It never came up. It never
came up when we were when we were.
Speaker 2: You where were you sitting? Oh?
Speaker 3: I had great seats, man, I said, I sit in
the eks and aisle.
Speaker 2: Oh I saw your picture. But was he sitting with you? Yeah?
He was.
Speaker 3: It was It was three seats and we didn't have
anybody in the middle. Yeah, freaking a greed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got a guy who's six seven and you
didn't give him this freak the room.
Speaker 2: You're a dick.
Speaker 3: Well he didn't want it?
Speaker 2: Did you offer it?
Speaker 3: Why would I offer it?
Speaker 2: I paid.
Speaker 3: I paid money for that seat.
Speaker 2: Oh, they do charge it more, now, I that was
one they usually yeah, kind of give away that some
responsible So what was where was he?
Speaker 3: Well, let's put it this way. If you're gonna crash,
you're gonna If there's a problem, you're gonna fucking die. Anyways.
Speaker 2: So it's like, not necessarily there are some people that
would Derek Coleman, I'd want him there to help people
out because who posted on their seat showing the seat
going Well, we know, like I guess Matt said something
like enjoy the flight, and then I saw your comment
back that goes, well, we all know if this goes down,
I'm not gonna be any help. Or I'm paraphrasing. I
don't remember exactly, but I am I wrong. Did you
put that up there? I did? So why wouldn't you
let the guy who was a fucking line to me,
he can freaking go over me and help.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's right, there's enough room they can go
over and house.
Speaker 2: So he was on the inside.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was on it.
Speaker 2: I was mark posted them down.
Speaker 3: He was on the outside. I was on the inside.
Speaker 2: Oh, so well the outside is better, right.
Speaker 3: He was by the ile, was flirting with all the girls,
and all the girls loved him, and so he loved
where he was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's out by the aisle right, Well, that
gives you a chance to put your leg out a
little bit.
Speaker 3: He had room too, yeah, especially with nobody being in
the middle.
Speaker 2: But you didn't ask, like you didn't realize the guy
who's six foot seven, and I get it now, he's
probably a little launch. He's not working. I wanted he was.
Speaker 3: He had these two girls over the other seats who
he was talking to. He had girls in front who
he was talking to, and the freaking steward is he
was talking to them too. He would have been miserable
by the freaking exit.
Speaker 2: No, I know, he would have been miserable by the exit.
That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying, you don't say
anything to him. You didn't, It didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't know it was him until until luggage.
Speaker 2: All right, So why where were you flying to back
to Rochester? Or did you play fk oh okay? And
then he didn't. He wasn't on a flight back up
this way. No, all right, I wonder where he lives
now because he was t a Syracuse What was his NBA?
Do he have nuts?
Speaker 3: He played for the Nets? Oh, he did play for
the Nats.
Speaker 2: He played for I just saw the Nets are such
a forgotten team for me.
Speaker 5: Even now, that's seventy six ers, hornets and pistons.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good. How many years ninety to fifteen years? Yeah,
that's a long time. I didn't realize a quiet career in.
Speaker 3: The NBA that could have been a different Derek Holeman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I guess that's you know, it's six
six seven. Thanks for disappointing us. With your story from Jamaica.
I'm kidding you. He lives in New Jersey now, No, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Was in GfK for six AM Detroit.
Speaker 2: It looks like he lives in Detroit. Sorry, I'll look
at this. Uh that's where kid from McQuaid, Isaiah Stewart
plays for the Detroit Pistons. Is he the one that
just said that?
Speaker 5: Is he the one from Rochington said he doesn't fear
anybody from Rochester?
Speaker 2: No, that wasn't it. I saw that too. We gotta
play that because I forgot. Yes, I saw that, and
it was like, do you go deep in my hood?
I go, and people are going, yeah, man, the rock,
I go the rock. Do you realize what he just did?
The worst pr job for this city ever? And so
it's probably Pittsford. All right, we will uh, we'll take
a moment pranks. I used to like him.
Speaker 3: You're the king. Oh you're the king of pranks.
Speaker 2: Well I did, I guess I did prank like stuff.
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No job too small. I get disappointed at Mark sometimes
because during the while we're sitting here, Kevin brought in
Ridge donuts, so we're all stuffing our face with donuts
and Mark goes, oh yeah, well and you start talking
more like you said make friends. No, well maybe I
don't know if you needed a little bit of sugar
to Johnie's memory and something. But you said two things
that are like I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Well, we have a two hour show, so.
Speaker 2: No, I know, but you said, like, because here's my question, like,
at what point do you decide that you're too old
kind of for this kind of shit, Like everybody's gonna
go out at midnight? Do you go or do you stay?
And sometimes when you're our age, uh, you still get
bad ideas on vacation, you know what I mean? You
still make poor choices at times. I mean I would,
I definitely would.
Speaker 3: I mean good choices.
Speaker 2: You were in bed by ten o'clock. Yeah, in the
fucking islands, like in a beautiful spot. Yeah, oh god,
I would have been out like just sucking it in.
Speaker 3: But I also was out at the pool at eating am.
Speaker 2: I know, But still what were you doing that is
just knocked you out. You're just sitting there drinking and
doing nothing.
Speaker 3: I can only drink so much, okay, not like not
like you or you can spend a whole freaking day
at the bar.
Speaker 2: But you don't have to go out. You can still
go out and not have but you yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean that you're doing you get your hang that's
when you get your your hangover. You don't have hangover,
so you don't know what that's like. Man, it sucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hangovers do you suck? I mean they can really
get quite bad. But you said also that have you
ever been somewhere say it again.
Speaker 3: Have you ever been somewhere in a group that someone
doesn't like you and you don't know why and they
kind of like ruin the whole thing, not ruin the
whole thing, but you get paranoid, you know, I.
Speaker 2: Am, I do know how you are. What was her name?
Speaker 3: Her name?
Speaker 2: So it was a woman, Yeah, and she's so lower
she was.
Speaker 3: She was with somebody, she's with somebody who? I who?
I'm where I'm friends with?
Speaker 2: No? I I I guess no, I not that, not
to my knowledge. And I guess I never cared enough
if someone didn't like you.
Speaker 3: Don't You're like, you don't care, well, and I don't care.
It's funny because I don't care either, But because I
was in a group, I care. Yeah, Like if she didn't. Now,
in the real world, then she doesn't like I'll.
Speaker 2: Admit this that there would be some times where it
may feel uncomfortable. Like let's say everybody's hanging out by
the pool. You kind of know this person doesn't like you. You
both walk up to the bar at the same time
to get a drink, and what do you do? And
I would say, Hey, how's it going? I always would
do that, but that's that's what do you what are
you drinking?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: I always do. I tried, I tried all that and
just yeah, She's like, no, I got it.
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, yeah, no, I got.
Speaker 2: It all right. Something you got it all right? And
you can reverse on it. What you bitch? Did she did?
She miss out? Was there an opportunity at some point
between you and her to g romantic relationship?
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: So why do you think she doesn't like you? Maybe
she's just shy.
Speaker 3: No, because there's a bar involved. It's all these people
come from. Are come from, all these people, most of
the people come from the from a bar.
Speaker 2: Okay, gotcha? Okay? And she doesn't like that bar.
Speaker 3: No, she does. She works there.
Speaker 2: That's oh I got it, I got it. So she
doesn't like you.
Speaker 3: Because of that, someone probably told her something.
Speaker 2: Were you a dick to her at some point? If
a bar tunder or something. No, I didn't.
Speaker 3: I've only seen I've only seen her twice.
Speaker 2: Maybe there, Yeah, when you're on a group trip and
there's somebody who doesn't like you. I remember being on
a group trip and being somewhat unaware and ignorant to
the drama that was unfolding around me. So I think
people left early, like I just was clueless. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 5: Having it wasn't all inclusive or he just hammered it pool, No,
it wasn't.
Speaker 2: But I I just fucking loved it. I was just
it was warm, it was nice.
Speaker 5: Boats and water and you know, occasionally got laid you
were good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so I didn't. I didn't even think. I
did not even pay attention. And probably because that kind
of ship, you can kind of sense it, I guess
at times, and I just sort of let it go.
But I just didn't want to be part of it.
Were you the cause of any of it? No, I don't.
I don't know. I don't think. So what did I do?
I was the happy I was the happy guy. I
was like, Hey, but no, I never uh I thought
of it now that you say that, I'm just thinking this,
and it was it was uncomfortable when I when I realized,
But at the same time, like did I realize it
or when somebody tell you that there was I think
something like drama unfolded at my dinner. Wife was like, hey,
this ship's going down, no way to be Yeah, there
was somebody, uh at a dinner I think, said we've
decided that we're leaving earlier or whatever, and then like
there was like this hush, and I think I went,
I'll you know that you know that cal getness take
me away? Uh, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I hung out with my two friends,
a couple of in their kids that that was the
most fun I had.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Did you get stuck babysitting it off? No?
Speaker 3: No, there was other there was older kids there that
helped out.
Speaker 2: Let's go back to when like everybody was a teenager.
Did you ever do dumb stuff as a teenager, like
like dumb stuff like dumb stuff last week? So did I?
Speaker 3: Well, I get what kind of question is that?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just thinking because there's a story that I
want to get into when when dumb teammate teenage stuff
meets real world consequences. This is like the most outrageous story.
I think that the ripple effects of this could really
really detonate five to ten families for real, like what happened.
And it's one of these things that when you when
you think about it, there's a line between a prank
and a crime. And I don't know, because your son
is closer to being a senior. Do they do senior
pranks at at Aquinas? I don't know if they still
do it?
Speaker 4: We did?
Speaker 3: Are you talking about the college prank?
Speaker 2: No, this is a high school prank.
Speaker 3: Okay, there's a college one.
Speaker 2: And what was the college one? Did they?
Speaker 3: The cops ended up going there and they were like
tied up in like like in the in the basement,
and the cops go there and they and nobody would
say who the leader of the of the fraternity was.
It was pretty wild.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so this was a hazing and who called nine
one one?
Speaker 3: I don't know. They didn't know. Okay, so let's what
what's what do they do in high school?
Speaker 2: Well, there's a point where like a prank stops being funny,
and that's when something bad happens, right, Because I loved
little pranks, like.
Speaker 5: When you put a picture of a girl in the
principal's office says.
Speaker 2: MoU, because you're a dick.
Speaker 3: When was that last week?
Speaker 2: The time I was in high school, it's a young woman.
She was referred to as first name, middle name, cow,
last name. Okay, so think it's like Bill moo Moran. Yeah,
so like no, Bill Calmaran, Bill Calmaran. So a friend,
a guy who was a great ahead of me, was
taking a photography class, so you got to realize, this
is like nineteen eighty eight, and he they the photoshop
did not exist, so he superimposed her face over a
cow's face on a cow body. And then it's not.
Speaker 3: A prank, that's just a fuck. It just fucking being
an asshole.
Speaker 2: And then somebody hung it in the main office window
and it said, you know, like her name was Laura
cow shit meet and moo.
Speaker 3: Yeah was she fat?
Speaker 2: You know what I gotta tell you, Probably not, Probably not.
She was the taller, I guess you could say, bigger
girl in a group of very pretty girls that hung out.
She had two friends that, like people thought were crazy.
They wore it's on the makeup. They were pretty little girls.
They were just girls, but in your mind they were older.
They were like a year had me. They were the
group I wanted to hang out with, so I did.
But I got into that group by being a dick. Yeah,
and so that that's how it happened. But you're right,
because the fart powder with my dad, Like, I always
found that very funny, but I was disappointed that I
didn't get to see it, and it wasn't wasn't great
for him. And I think too, like teenage brains are
wired for risk and stupidity. They just are. And so
I always worry. That's why I used to say a
lot and people go, that makes no sense. But young
men in cars scare me. They do because I think
that you're gonna you're more ready to take a risk,
don't you agree? Yeah? Some yeah, I mean so at all? Right,
But I used to look at.
Speaker 5: One responsible driver and one less than responsible driver.
Speaker 2: So that's my thing, is like I get worried because
now my son is turning sixteen this week, and I'm
sure the next thing is going to be the push
for the car stuff, and I do worry because I go,
young men in car, I know what I did. We
were out trying to do one hundred miles an hour
on the flats before school, and my friend's ninety eight bomber.
It was an Oldsmobile ninety eight, and we would just
get that motherfucker up. It would take a while, but man,
we got it up to one hundred and we'd be
flying down these roads, these rural fucking roads, and I go,
that is the dumbest shit in the world. I raced
the girl. She got on an expressway basically the Comic Parkway,
and I took the back roads. I was in her
driveway leaning against my car before she pulled in, and
I was fucking flying. And when I go back there now,
market looks like cart paths. So that's why I just
say say risk, because I think everybody, as a teenager,
when you're linking back, you go, that could have been
that could have gone horribly wrong, right, And I don't
know what it was, but like car surfing, I used
to stand on the roofs of cars as my friends drove.
That could go horribly wrong. You could be dead. Stephanie
did that in the video. Yeah, Well, no, we were
going slow we were going, but still all you need
is you hit your head after falling off at fifteen
miles an hour and you could be fucked up for life.
This one is really really just an innocent I think
I will say more of an innocent prank. I'm going
to give you the news clip from it and then
we can go into kind of the details of it.
But this is the news clip from a high school
in the South where they were trying to play a
prank on a popular teacher.
Speaker 6: And coach went to TP Jason Hughes's home, who's a
teacher at North Hall High School. They say Hughes came
out of his home to try to stop them, and
that's when the group got into two cars to leave.
They say Wallace was driving a pickup truck when Hughes
tripped and fell into the road, and then Wallace ran
over him. Wallace and the other teens tried to help Hughes,
but he died at the hospital shortly after. Wallace is
now being charged with vehicular homicide and reckless driving, as
well as littering and criminal trust pass. The other four
are also charged with littering and criminal trustpass.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh my fucking god. You're the guy that took
out the popular teacher senior year. You're facing fifteen years
in prison for vehicular homicide. And all you were going
to do was TP is fucking his house.
Speaker 3: Right, he went, TP isn't usually the asshole teacher.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's the asshole teacher. I don't know. They kept
saying popular. Of course they're gonna say popular teacher in
the news. Really you're not TPN. I don't know.
Speaker 7: There's like six kids, five kids whatever, two cars, they
go up, he comes out, he trips in the road.
Speaker 2: This kid's trying to run away. They're all probably laughing
and giggling, and all of a sudden you're and you're like,
oh my god. And then he get out of the car.
You're trying to help him. You don't leave the scene.
That is thet I've never heard of that happening. Ever.
We're all of a sudden the teacher's dead.
Speaker 1: I go.
Speaker 2: You've got a school.
Speaker 7: His family with little kids there, everybody you the ripple effects.
Speaker 2: It's not about like TP in the house and a prank.
It's about these five fucking families that now are devastating.
What the fuck one moment of stupidity that there lives
forever because I think, because I'm going imagine, being eighteen
in the worst moment of your life is something you
can never ever ever undo. Right, that's it you forever.
I want to see what what they put in the
yearbook for this guy, you know? But hey, not by
the twentieth reunion.
Speaker 3: They probably don't put him in there. They probably don't
put him in the airbook.
Speaker 2: They have to, don't you. And how does he graduate?
What the fuck?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: I can't imagine if this were my kid, because it's
not something you know.
Speaker 3: The way he's taking his diploma and walking the fucking
no stage.
Speaker 2: Come on, you can. It's gonna be in shackles, but
you can. Right. But who watches out for this kid
that he doesn't unalive himself. He's posting Bible verses they
said on social media, saying God will raise you from
the dead, blah blah blah. It sounds like he's say
on the live so though it's in Georgia because they
all speak Bible do no I know? But still, but
it's Lord. I just like to me, therapy should be
mandatory and free for this kid.
Speaker 3: I'm sure he has tons of therapy in jail.
Speaker 2: Yeah, therapy part that you go therapy they do in therapy.
I would think maybe I don't know. I really don't
want to.
Speaker 3: Ask Morgan Twain. She would know. She's she does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's she's not talented enough to do.
Speaker 3: She's very talented. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh look at this man.
Speaker 3: You back pedaled so bad.
Speaker 2: You backpedaled so bad. But that would be something she
would know because she she does that. I'm like, holy crap,
because at what point do parents have to start worrying
about the stupid things teenagers do at night? And I
think as soon as they fucking leave the house, right,
do you worry?
Speaker 5: I did about my oldest. My middle one not as much.
I don't know why. He just he's not as or
it's just better hiding it. Yeah, yeah, I think it's
more because I've known I've known more of his friends
longer Tyler that I knew a lot of Sam's friends.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing for me, it's like, I'm I'm
really bad now that I think about it, Like my
youngest son and my middle son. So once twenty four,
once turning sixteen, he got him a gift to go
record one of his rap songs that are like a studio,
so they were they I get a text last night
that's a little before eleven o'clock. Hey, I just realized
it's getting kind of late. Well do you want me
to head back with Jamison because we're just here. He's working.
But you know, no big deal. So their mom's in
town and their mom is staying at my place and
she's on the couch. Go ahead, go ahead. I'm just
being honest. I'm just telling you. You didn't even give
the mom the bed. You'd dick uh. I don't think
she would take it. That's the most but still offer it.
Speaker 3: Most fucked up thing I've ever heard. What are you
talking about? The most fucked up, the most fun? Why
is that fucked up? Why doesn't she just stay in
an hotel?
Speaker 6: Um?
Speaker 2: Because it was just a quick trip. She was coming
up for the birthday.
Speaker 3: They have hotels for quick trips.
Speaker 2: No, I understand. I was trying to be helpful and
and and and economical. I don't know. I was asked.
I said, yes, that's what we're doing. No, absolutely, it's
not even close and stopped.
Speaker 3: There's no other reason why you.
Speaker 2: Would do it. Oh, the boys are gone for the night.
Let's crack open a bottle of wine. Okay, turn out
the light. This is where I get in trouble with it.
So here's the day. I'm the one texting because I'm
in my bedroom by myself on the bed. I was
studying No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ya ya yay.
Speaker 2: So I get a tax from my middle son saying, hey,
should we head back? And I said, don't forget. You
lose an hour because the clocks spring forward and it
is kind of late. You probably should. So I this morning,
I get up and their mom says, I go, what
time they get in now? But here's how worried I was.
You now can't really put your phone on airplane mode
unless you really work at it, because they keep the
Wi Fi on because planes have Wi Fi now, so
if you have calling over your WiFi and it's still
connected to your WiFi wherever you are, everything comes through.
So I went in and did a deep thing where
now I just hit a button and it's like, you know, severe,
I don't know what I call it, like ultimate sleep
mode or something, and I turned it off, so nothing
gets through. So I went to bed, I hit my
phone and I never woke up. This morning till like
eight thirty.
Speaker 5: I have that mode too. It's called turn the power off,
turned to power shut the phone.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so I do that. I
keep it on because I use this as my alarm,
but nothing else cans do. So I go, I'm terrible
because I something horrible could happen.
Speaker 3: Trust you trust your middle son.
Speaker 2: I was trusting him.
Speaker 3: That's you know that you trust him? Yeah, James, if
he was up by himself, yeah, if he was at
a buddy's house or something.
Speaker 2: Have you No, Well I've done that. I have done that. Yeah,
I don't know. I just because I go, man, this
just seems like part of growing up, and it went
horribly fucking wrong. Like every teenager did something dumb. Maybe
played a prank on a teacher because he knew where
he lived. Maybe he liked him, maybe he didn't like him.
Your tpe in his house. It's a fairly innocent thing.
Now you got a literally fucking charge. Oh and why
the way, your best friend's going to jail for homicide
vehicular homicide. Oh they got a littering charge too, Because
I got a littering charge. All the kids got trespassing
and littering Okay, you enjoy your slap on the wrist
for your other friend is it's your other friends going away?
And I go, this is fucking horrible, Like what do
you do? There's got to be can someone petition? Like hey,
what if the wife came out and goes. I don't
want to press charges. I don't think that works anymore.
I think the state just says we're doing it, we're
there without you. I could be wrong on that. I'm
not a lawyer.
Speaker 5: I could not say the holiday express last night, as
did your wife not either.
Speaker 2: Well, I try to be chivalrous gentlemen. I try to
be accommodating to people who are still in my life
no matter what. I'm always connected. I have three guys
that you know, and I just I always say to
like my youngest son, we're just a different style of family.
We can all be together. We're just a different style
of family.
Speaker 3: I can't. I can't knock that.
Speaker 2: No, because you're trying to people who are good people
and don't feel disconnected from anything, right, And I think
there's been a lot of stuff that's disconnected. But you know, Mark,
here I am, I'm struggling. I'm going to grad school
and someday somebody yelled at me. I don't know if
you guys were here when I know I was. I
talked about gop ones and how I'm kind of up
and down on them overall depending on the person. If
you're you know, severe, if it can help you, I
just worry that it's not a full lifestyle change. Is
somebody to get very upset with me, And that led
into an addiction talk, and I said something about how
I'm not really sure that addiction is a disease. I
think it becomes like a disease, like your body craves
it and needs it. But the underlying cause that was
making you escape, whatever traumas in your nervous system, whatever
horrible things may have happened that you're avoiding or just
avoiding anything, is the underlying cause. If you don't fix that,
that's why you see a lot of people back in rehab.
And that's just my opinion. I have no data today.
This is right. This lady's like, and you're practicing to
be a therapist. I can't believe I've and I'm like, well,
I wouldn't say this to somebody who came in and
was a strong out on something. I'm like, Hey, let's see,
I'll talk about it. That's it. I'm trying, Mark, I'm trying.
Speaker 3: You're doing good, bull.
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Speaker 3: Really I want to do Twist His Sister though?
Speaker 2: Shut up? Wait wait wait who told me se Bastard
Bot is in Twisted Sister House? Look what's on the camera? No?
Up Topah? Did you see it? Yeah? I've been watching
a fly on all Where the fuck did they come from?
I'm guessing Larva to work. There are no flies in here,
don't kidding? Why Twisted Sister? Where's twisted sister playing.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm just waiting for the dance.
Speaker 2: Oh they are, but they announced the tour.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they are touring with Sebastian Bach.
Speaker 2: I want to interview Sebastian Box so badly. He's such
a prick. Well, I told you the story. No, No,
he came down and he was being a dicky. So
they started this syndicated satellite radio show called x Rock,
and so x Rock was coming at WPDH and Poughkeepsie
and there was a club where one of the morning
show producer was also a DJ, so he was literally
like mixing tunes and ship and Sebastian Bach and the
owner of that station came in and they came down
and he started yelling and they had the Z rock
girls dancing around, and he's going, we're you know, we're
gonna kick your blah blah blah, and something happened where
he was like got into a little bit of a
physical alter cases. I stepped in. I was ready to go,
and we wound up shoving each other and then the
owner grabbed him by the arm and hustled him up
the stairs and out they went, and I like, I
was I don't know. Why think about it this way,
hang on, hang on, think about it this way. You
were marked the soldier. You went and fucked with every
wee stern thing that went on on. Behalf of Brother We'ves,
who was a legendary morning show in our town. And
you would get probably just like I was in that moment.
You got fired up like ready, and I was ready.
I was. I was about to get in a fight
with Sebastian Bach, lanky guy, so I was trying to
figure out how could I how could I move tall?
Lanky like yeah, tall, but like long arms and stuff.
Also long hair, which I was thinking was gonna be
to my advantage because if I could get him to
swing his head a little bit and the hair got
in his eyes, Papa.
Speaker 3: He's a big enough asshole that skid Row doesn't want
him back.
Speaker 2: Well, I thought there were two versions of skid Row.
Now there's the skid Row with the original guy and
the guy who founded it. And then he was going
out doing skid Row songs and I don't know if
you can, look could you do Farner without lou Graham?
They proved he could. I was at one of those shows.
I was disappointed and surprised that only because I know
Lou and it meant more to me that Lou would
be up there singing those songs. But it, you know,
for whatever reasons, they didn't have that with Sebastian. I
always felt like it was that was the voice that
brought some of those songs because they were a band
before him, but it was when he got there. I
felt like when they popped he had a unique sound.
Speaker 3: He does and he's gonna fit great. He'll fit great
with Twist's sister.
Speaker 2: Is he gonna be singing?
Speaker 3: What else would he be doing managing?
Speaker 2: No? I thought maybe playing guitar or something because retired,
he's out. Yeah, he's Oh, I didn't know.
Speaker 3: That was handpicked.
Speaker 2: He had a radio show for a while. Yeah, it
was like these something like they would run it at
night like Alice Cooper too had one. Huh.
Speaker 5: Bands from the eighties and nineties are getting completely screwed
up right now because everybody's fighting with everybody.
Speaker 2: Like the band Live.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the original members of that band are now suing
the lead singer, saying they have a seasoned assistant they
can't use.
Speaker 2: He can't use the name Live from his band.
Speaker 3: Fuck Yeah.
Speaker 2: Van Halens are going at it again with who.
Speaker 5: Well apparently there's a whole ton of unfinished unreleased music. Yeah,
that needs a singer, and Samy's like, I'll do it,
but I guess Sammy and Alex still don't get along,
and Alex.
Speaker 2: And Dave don't get along. So they were talking about
bringing in god. Who was it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Gary Sharon again, No, it was somebody that was
It was Paul Rodgers, was it?
Speaker 4: Maybe?
Speaker 2: Oh, Paul Rodgers for free. Paul Rodgers to me always look,
I know he was in a supergroup. It was Bad Company,
like the first supergroup. He's really talented. He sang with
Queen for a while. He was fronting Queen for a bit.
The guy's got an incredible voice. But it just doesn't
like it's just sort of generic to me. I need
I need like a Sammi in there, don't you? Or know?
Speaker 3: No, Paul Rodgers is probably one of the best singers.
Speaker 5: And it's just like, but yes, people, everybody says that's
one of the top.
Speaker 2: Underrated. Oh yeah, wow, I had no idea all these
all these bands, like you had skid Row. I think
you do what he skid row stuff too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you do Twisted and Skinned.
Speaker 2: Oh that's fun.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's what this one.
Speaker 2: Two concerts for the price of one. Baby.
Speaker 3: Skid Row doesn't want Sebastian back because he's been trying
to go back. They don't want him all of a sudden,
now he's in Twist his sister. It's kind of a
fuck you to Sure. It is to skid Row.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure it is, and probably makes it a bigger
appeal for people who remember that because Twist's sister are like, man,
all right, you know, yeah, yeah, Well here's the fucked
up part. I'm in my kid's car twenty four years old,
play me his playlist. Twist's sister comes on, you know,
I want to rock or what? Yeah? So no, not
not that're not We're not gonna take it, thank you.
I couldn't remember because I started thinking of the Beastie boys,
uh and the party thing. Yeah, and I go you
like this? He's like, yeah, I love it. You know
that's so.
Speaker 3: Weird to me because they made it. They you know,
when they're out in the eighties when we were in school,
we were.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we're talking to forty years ago, right.
Speaker 3: Herring advisory on the oh yeah, sure you know, don't
D went up against uh yeah, Ell and temper Gar
Yeah and.
Speaker 2: Uh in Congress. You can find video of that on YouTube.
And so so educated. He is so educated.
Speaker 3: I mean he presented himself really well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, except he's brilliant. Alice Cooper's really really good. Yeah.
But D is a really interesting guy, Like he's very bright.
Speaker 3: And we had him on music show and I thought
he was pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah he's I'm sure he is. I've never met him.
I've never talked to him. I just i've seen he
had a reality show for a minute, The Snider. Yeah,
everybody that I guess first.
Speaker 5: It's just weird to see all these actors, actors and
musicians from like the eighties, like Dank McKellar.
Speaker 2: She's like a mathematician.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the girl from Blossom and the she's a doctor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a Pehr science and some sort You.
Speaker 5: Got d Snyder, you got you know, the guy from
The Offspring who's a PhD in like astrophysics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought he was biometter, Yeah but something. Yep,
he does have a PhD. That's not easy to get.
Speaker 5: You just don't think of these musicians or these actors as.
Speaker 2: In person yeah, I know you don't. You know, like
you've hit so much. Why are you doing Why are
you doing all this math stuff too? Now, Matthew McConaughey
has kind of redone his image, like he's considered like smart,
maybe run for at least governor of Texas or maybe
some political thing. He seems to come off pretty well
and things, but he played so many like, you know,
just dude characters that I can't see him as like
a really intelligent guy. But also so is Woody Harrelson.
Woody Harrelson's considered really really intelligent and is very open
about his marijuana use, like the amount of it. So
I got clearly I'm wrong, you know. But when your
whole slow phrase your state of the state, and you finished,
alrad no talk about Texas, all right, all right, all right.
You know it's like if that's your catchphrase, I I
just don't put intelligence with that. I go, yeah, I
want to hang with you, but not, It's the thing.
I don't get it. And he's fighting things like the
Black Crows did this right, and then they finally go,
fuck it, we're gonna make no money, so they got
back together. I don't know why these bands just to
go We're gonna make some money, so let's go do it.
Speaker 3: Put him in separate.
Speaker 2: They had enough money. That's that's the main event for
WrestleMania this year. You get the Black.
Speaker 5: Crows versus Oasis, versus Sam and David's death. They out
comes out on top sings the new Van Halen album.
Speaker 2: That's pretty funny. Well, so when they come here, that's
your show.
Speaker 3: I think there'll be enough coming in that to New Jersey,
that's where they're from.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're gonna go down to the Where are
they gonna play? Not the Metal Lands?
Speaker 3: No, No, I'll probably play like a war memorial that's
down there.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be surprised if they played Darien.
Speaker 3: Lake maybe, you know. I don't know if they're doing
that that big of a tour.
Speaker 2: Though, because I I have Teddy Swims tickets going to that.
Speaker 3: Yeh, I got nothing. I don't know nothing.
Speaker 5: I gotta buy mine if I if I'm gonna go,
I'm talking. I'm thinking about going down to Charlotte to
spend the weekend with my friend.
Speaker 2: And see Sting. It's like the closest he's getting here
other than New York City. What's he just doing? Like
a he's doing a huge tour, but it's not coming
anywhere near here. Like I like singing. There was gonna
be a super group that was talked about, never happened,
and it was going to be Billy, Joel and Sting.
They're apparently very good friends and John Mayer and I
don't know who the fourth person was going to be.
There's a fourth person and I had never reached.
Speaker 3: I'm working to it.
Speaker 2: I don't know. We have reached a historic moment in
American progress and in the state of New York. New
York is officially running out of marijuana.
Speaker 3: Go to Jamaica.
Speaker 2: Can you believe this? This is a headline today? And
ten years ago I go, people were going to jail
for it, and now it's it's become. When I said,
like Jamaican economy, it's kind of our economy. The government
is worried about keeping the shelves stocked. How are we
running out? Do these people just not how to grow it?
I don't know. This is an article out of the
New York Posts that I saw, and I'm like, holy crap,
you know, because it's a whole cultural flip, Like somebody
was saying once, like, you know, you think of all
the things that have happened in your lifetime that are
just amazing things. When you step back, technology come along, right.
You used to watch the Jetsons talk to each other
over screens. Now we can talk to each other over screens.
And it's not just you're it's not just on your iPhone.
You could use anything. You can do it on Instagram,
you can do it on Facebook, you can do anything.
You can have this conversation with anybody in the world
and see them. You'll see people. My favorite is if
you're going to happens more in this store than others.
I haven't seen it in others Walmart. Somebody's talking to
their screen and showing somebody, is this the thing you
wanted me to get? And they're showing it like you
didn't have that. I do that all the time, but
it's more just a picture. I'll send a picture, right,
But this person was on the fucking phone with the
person going is this what you're talking about? Because my
wife won't answer your phone. It's never more than three
feet from but I'm calling. I say that all the
time I go. You always have the fucking phone in
your hand to whomever it is, especially if it's my kid.
I know it's right there. Answer the goddamn thing. Just
give me five seconds. Oh I'm bitter at texting, Okay, uh,
but I think that one of the biggest things I
ever saw in my life was the legalization of marijuana
in New York State. They came in in my fourth
grade class. They burned it. They fucking burned weed. Imagine
doing that now. They burned it and go, if you
ever smell this, smell, come find an adult. That's what
they said. How would that go over today in your school? Oh?
My god, that wouldn't go.
Speaker 5: Oh the teachers come in and smell fourth grade mark
fourth grade.
Speaker 2: I'll never forget it. Mister Brannigan. And mister Bragan was
probably a stoner, but he was the drug guy. And
he came in. They had one of those like a screen,
like a sieve that you would pour something through to
catch like the debris. Put it in there, burned it
and I'm sure there was ash and shit falling out.
I don't know if they had anything under the catch.
He goes, if you ever smell anything, if you smell this,
and then it was everybody smelling it, like, you know,
can you get secondary?
Speaker 3: I hate the smell of it, I do. I hate it.
Speaker 2: I don't hate the smell of it. I don't think
the smell of it. But we went from criminalizing it
to commercializing it. Right, That's the thing that's so fucked
up in my lifetime. To me, I go, that's one
of the biggest changes I've ever seen. And people are like,
come on, man, all the social media and technology changes
and the fact that you can AI all these things
are just you know, like I go, yeah, but they
were supposed to happen.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but forty years ago was the war on drugs?
Speaker 2: Nancy Rag Oh no shit, this is your nods? You yeah,
the eggs? Or how about this one? Everybody in this
room remembers this one? Where did you learn to do this?
That's it? There, It is the kid like he opens
up his pencil box and he's got weed in there.
There has to it has to be a multi billion
dollar economy. And if this doesn't prove to you that
the government cares about really one fucking thing, and that's money,
I don't know what else will. It really is just
comes down to what's going to make us the most
amount of money, and it just surprises me.
Speaker 5: The states that don't allow it, they're just letting the
tax money walk away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't even know if, like if it'll
ever be legalized federally. I just I'm not sure, and
you are. But look, there are people who think that
we've gone too far, like with the legalization, because it
does make you wonder, like who's driving under the influence
of marijuana that I can't see or smell because they
took a gummy or they took some kind of I saw.
I got fed another ad on social media as I'm
sitting on the toilet last night, flipping through and now
there's mints that are microdosings. So they're like, eh, if
you're tired of waiting for a gummy not knowing when
it's gonna kick in, these kick in faster because they
dissolve in your mouth and get right into your bloodstream.
Well maybe not your bloodstream, but into your system, is
what they said. And you get and let the last begin.
If you're hanging out with friends past these around, they're
the most popular thing. Everybody gets a little fun, has
a little fun and little chill, and anybody who does
use marijuana always goes there's not a hangover the next day,
there's no hangover. And if it's just this slight, little high,
it would be probably the equivalent of having a beer.
And I have no idea, but that's what's being pitched.
But when when did cars.
Speaker 5: Like officially not officially start, but when did cars.
Speaker 2: Become a big thing? Was that the forties? The thirties,
I will say, like were there more there was more
and more of than I got it. I would say
the early fifties. Okay, so fifties. I think the fifties
they became popular and they became popular to the point
where their collector's items. When did it really become.
Speaker 5: An issue with the police in like DWI checkpoints stuff?
Speaker 2: Is that like early eighties, early eighties? So you got
thirty years there? Yeah, I know, so we now legal.
You got you. They'll get to it. I mean it's
they'll they'll figure it out. I mean it's not like,
go ahead, he's right.
Speaker 3: My father used to drive us to Covscouts drinking a beer. Yeah, no,
shitch right, he was jtched right, right.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing, like I told these guys, when
I think you might have been here. Uh, I've at
a traffic light. It's five o'clock. Now. Most of my life,
my adult life, was spent on radio, working odd shifts.
I was either doing drive time in the morning or
drive time in the afternoon. That's where they had put me,
so I wasn't on the road during peak times, so
I never saw traffic and stuff. So when I go
out at like five o'clock, I'm looking around, you know,
to see who's doing what. Are they listening to the radio?
Are they listening to something else? I try to especially
I look at my fucking rear view mirror. Guy to
shuit cracks open a fucking beer and starts drinking. And
at first I got like, I'm like, oh my god,
what's this guy gonna do behind the wheel? And then
I thought, this guy is no worse off than anybody else.
If this is his first beer, he's a fucking idiot
because you can't have an open container. But I'm like,
chances of that guy getting caught, I guarantee it happens
so much. And there used to be wraps you could
put around a can that said instead of pepsi, but
it was exactly like the pepsi logo and they said
pipsie and I remember Mountain Pew, Mountain pew, all these things.
But so from a distance you can't you can't see
and it looks exactly like the can. And if you're drinking,
that was it, and people drinking and driving, they.
Speaker 5: Sell those at Amazon. One of the hockey deads, they
still he brings them into the rink. They still do
Oh yeah, I'll pull.
Speaker 2: I didn't know they did that. I don't know. But
the thing that I I so somebody else who comes
on the podcast, is like, I'm I'm disgusted by the
amount of smell. I smell of weed, Like it's everywhere, right,
And I would think that it's everywhere in certain pockets
of society, like where it's just more accepted. In some
places just don't do it. But you do wonder about
like secondhand smoke or people getting high, or you know,
like when somebody really reeks, like I feel like I
can get high off that. I don't know if I can,
if they really reach they're not smoking in front of me,
but they it just reeks, dude, And you can just smell.
It's like a fucking cloud comes with this person. You
think you can get high off that. Oh sure, I
think you can too.
Speaker 5: We got to get these, yeah, Coca Calo, Spite, Popsy,
Mountain Pew, and then we're gonna get from Mark doctor Peeper.
Speaker 2: Now hang on a second. Here, here's the question. When
we go to concerts and stuff, A lot of times
you're allowed to bring in some things. You can't bring
in glass bottles, but I think you can bring you No,
you can.
Speaker 5: Get beer into concerts. Aluminum doesn't set off a detector,
doesn't have the detector.
Speaker 2: Right, But they would get upset if you were if
they saw you. So you put this rap on it.
And who's gonna known? Well, because they they're trying to
also make money off the Oh I get it. Yeah,
So I can you bring things in? I know? Why
have we been to water? I think they'll think you
can bring in is water?
Speaker 3: I think so too. Can't bring beer in? You had
to pay for the next Well.
Speaker 2: You can bring beer, and you just got to do
it the right way.
Speaker 3: Nineteen dollars beer specialist.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you need that three point five financing before
you go up there. I don't know, because I remember
as a kid taking a trip to New York City
with my class. We're in Times Square, this just before
they cleaned up Time Square because I remember wanting to
get a deck of cards and the deck of cards
had people having sex in different positions on the cards.
Because I thought it was really funny and cool. I
was like in I think we were fifth or sixth grade.
Two guys smoking a joint leaning up against the building.
One as their foot up against the building passes to another.
Cops walk right by and do nothing, and I remember
thinking it's not that big a deal, right, and not
bugging anybody. Well, in New York City, it's not that
big a deal, but it was highly illegal at that time.
People were getting arrested going to jail for that shit.
And these guys are in New York City just fucking smoking.
I don't know. I do wonder like public etiquette in
terms of you can't smoke certain places, but you go
to a concert, I expect to smell, and I want
to go to a fucking Walmart parking lot. Shit, Yeah
that is true.
Speaker 3: Right down four ninety you can smell it coming out
out of their cars.
Speaker 2: Okay, So that's the part that making target though, that
makes me a little bit nervous, like that that people
are driving like I always wonder. I have said, have
you ever looked around and just wondered, who is under
the influence of what right now at this traffic light,
like prescription drugs, whatever. Who's under the influence what, who's
on what right now? That could potentially fuck up?
Speaker 3: And it's funny. I worked at factory job a bunch
of years ago, and the young kids would go on
break and they'd go to their car and smoke and
smoke weed. I said to one of the kids. He goes, well,
it's legal now, I go, let's I go that. I
that's like me going out and opening up a beer
on break it. You know, the kids weren't understanding. They
were thinking they could smoke it like a cigarette.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, So to your point, like, could you take
a hit and would that I don't know the equivalent.
But like the guy said, who is driving and drinking
the beer? I think he's less harmful than the guy
leaving happy hour because a lot of guy leaving happy
hour it's in his system now, it's right, because a
lot of people say, if you have a third beer,
leave immediately, especially if the police are out, because if
you blow it's only going to register really the first
two because the other one's just not in your system yet,
and it's going to take a little bit. That's why
a lot of times you'll hear people go, I blew
this on the side of the road, and then when
I got to the station, I blew even higher. How
could that possibly be? Will possibly be because it got
in your system and you only had just stopped drinking,
you know, ten minutes before. That's why it be dummy.
I don't know, well, I do worry about this stuff.
I'm not kidding. Like you go to Jamaica and to
smell it, and that seems fine to me. I don't care. Right,
I'm hanging out a resort that's wonderful, you know, But
if I'm riding around, I'm not really sure. I'm not
really sure. All right, we will I just by the way,
if you maybe this is the future economy because if
they're running out, they're going to be paying higher prices
for weed and people and people want it, and it's
become like the new alcohol for a lot of people,
you know, is it really?
Speaker 5: I mean, this is something you should probably call our
friend Ryan on and find out if this is really
a thing.
Speaker 2: What do you mean if we if they're running out
of weed, how do you run? You can't?
Speaker 3: I think just bet it's just a bullshit story.
Speaker 2: I don't know, because you're even right. And if you
see this headline, if you're a guy who did time
in nineteen ninety eight for selling weed to somebody, and
you see this, you gotta be got a fucking kidding me.
And that's why, like New York State tried to do
this may a couple where if you had a family
member who did time for weed, they would give you
the license first to become a dispensary or something. All Right,
it's ridiculous. It was the most stupid. It's almost like
embarrassing and shitty. It's like a shitty way because you
lost that person for whatever amount of time, you're never
gonna get that back. If that was your dad, your brother,
your you know, or your mom or whoever, that's fucked up.
Speaker 5: I think it's I think it's irresponsible for the New
York Post to be posting this kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: You're not running out of weed. You don't think you're
not running out of weed.
Speaker 3: Come on, they're running out of stories. That's why they have.
Speaker 2: They don't. The weed from here is not just grown here. No.
Speaker 5: I understand that Constellation had bought an entire farm, a
multi million dollar farm in Canada before the whole thing,
and then they ended up solid before.
Speaker 2: It went legal. All right, I just put it in
a whole bunch of stuff, and they're the weeds everywhere,
all right. Rockland County Business Journal Breaking news. Dispensary opening
is legal wrangling enforcement Canademan. It's okay. Uh. New York
now has five hundred cannabis dispensaries as a headline. Uh,
what you need to know about? Yeah, the only one
that has that story is New York ramps up pop
production to snuff out potential massive weed shortage. That's what
they're saying.
Speaker 5: What they're running out of is the legalized New York state.
Speaker 2: We can tax it weed.
Speaker 5: My guy over here, he's still gonna have, he's still
gonna have to stop.
Speaker 2: Look at this. It's smart that that is intelligent right there.
State cannabis regulators are moving to ramp up the wheat
production after warning that New York could face a massive
shortage of marijuana in light of the booming retail cannabis market.
Speaker 5: I've never grown it myself, but I can't imagine it
takes more than a couple of months.
Speaker 2: I'm going to reach out to Ryan. Yeah, Yeah, and
we find out, I mean, how long does it take
to grow a plant. I don't know, a summer maybe.
Speaker 5: I'm sure you get a good chunk of weed out
of a plant.
Speaker 2: And an an analyst released Thursday by the Office of
Cannabis Manage exactly claims Kevin, We're not going to get
our taxed that without action, the shortage of flowered marijuana
could reach three hundred and sixty five thousand pounds over
the next year. So we're talking about so they're they're
trying to project ahead. It's what they're saying.
Speaker 5: We're saying is we need to find another farm that's
gonna give us what we want at our what we
wanted at that's bullshit. Citing the gap between supply and demand,
Acting Executive Director John Kegia said the state could issue
licenses for one hundred additional pot growers this year while
allowing dozens of existing cultivators to grow more.
Speaker 2: It's a turnaround from three years ago, when New York
state weed farmers fumed over the snail's pace rollout of
legal cannabis shops in the Empire State. So I mean
we're a.
Speaker 5: Month, We're a month in change from four to twenty.
This is the same story would about the last month. Oh,
Guinness is running out of Guinness for Saint Patrick's This bullshit.
Speaker 2: I agree, Okay, all right, there's gonna be no gues
for St. Patrick's Day this year. That'll never happen. That'll
never fucking happen. I even got my shirt coming. I
hope it comes in time. Gee. No, not split the G.
I did not get the split the G shirt. I
got the Hello Darkness, my old friend with a glassy Guinness.
Speaker 3: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I liked it. Hello Darkness my old friend. Yeah,
I thought that was great. All right. Well, Kevin says
bullshit on that story. Mark says bullshit on that story.
I say, stand by, we need an expert. I wonder,
I do wonder. I bet you it's it's all about dollars.
Of course, make more dollars. Well, I said that earlier.
It shows you what the government. We're short and weed.
Speaker 5: Now the price of weed is ten dollars an ounce
versus five dollars douns.
Speaker 3: I got a guy we can talk to. Who this
guy went to school with. You know, he owns owns
a scale.
Speaker 2: And no, he owns a bunch of dispensaries and he
skis all the time. What is his name? Lane?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's one of my childhood buddies.
Speaker 2: Brian Lane.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Because he's a grower. Yeah, yeah, he has a
bunch of farms. I know somebody who knows him. I
don't know him at all. Not a shower. No, he's
a grower, buddy. It's just like me, Leu's grower. Stay together,
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To california nineteen sixty. NINE i have sixty.
Speaker 5: Eight it is going To california Led zeppelin nineteen seventy.
One fucking also The closed hone.
Speaker 2: This was Their, yeah this was On zeppelin four or
no codas might have been on graffiti physical. Graffiti, okay
good Use, yeah all, right this is WHERE i fall, Apart,
Mark this is exactly WHERE i fall. Apart right now
here we. GO i have no. IDEA i put Down
Rob zombie Du halt nineteen, Eighties ramstein it Is. Ramstein oh,
shit fuck.
Speaker 3: YOU i don't know the Name Due.
Speaker 2: Hosts do you do? Host BECAUSE i wrote to Host
Mage do you hate? Me i'm taking five points from
due host and it's nineteen ninety. Seven, OKAY i.
Speaker 5: Was gonna do Fire starter, fro but the intro was
like A matt intro for like a minute and a.
Speaker 2: HALF i can't even remember the ban the next, Band Oh,
god come, on give it to. Me nine Inch.
Speaker 3: Nails fuck you like an?
Speaker 2: Animal? Closer fuck you like a mir? Animal what it?
Speaker 5: Is Trent brothers And closer nine Inch nails from nineteen ninety,
seven ninety, four.
Speaker 2: Oh by in ninety? Three, GOD i got no points from.
THIS i thought it was fucking. Looking well do you
know the Song i'm talking about? That? Everybody, YES i. Do,
okay that's the name of the. Song, OKAY i got nothing.
There it's Called Closer past The.
Speaker 5: Duchy it is past The duchy musical, youth it is
musical Used, wow shut up nineteen seventy, Seven god damn.
Speaker 3: It nineteen eighty.
Speaker 2: Three, wow he was close to sweeping that. Ship it
is past the Dutchy Musical youth from nineteen eighty. Two
fuck duch side.
Speaker 3: Bananaama.
Speaker 2: AH i could not come up with.
Speaker 3: It Cruel, summer AND i wrote nineteen eighty, seven nineteen eighty,
six it Is.
Speaker 2: Cruel summer From Banana uma nineteen eighty. Three, SHIT i
got zero fucking points. Again god damn. It oh this is. Easy,
yeah go.
Speaker 3: Ahead Beastie boys, yep Brass, Monkey, YEP.
Speaker 2: I say eighty. FIVE i said eighty. Six it is
Brass monkey from The Beastie boys Nineteen come, on, baby big,
money big, Money, Baby you're The mets eighty. Six. Fuck
OH i needed that so. Badly rock. Set it is
rock sett listening to your. Heart it has not listened
to your. Heart must have been, loved but it must
have been. Love, YEAH i Said Belinda. CARLISLE i had
no idea nineteen ninety. EIGHT i put nineteen eighty. Eight
it is nineteen.
Speaker 5: Nineties it must have been loved From roxette from the
Movie Pretty.
Speaker 3: Woman got.
Speaker 2: It? FUCK i just. Lost god damn, man you got
you got your ass hand to. YOU i did. Not
what's your? Points fuck? YOU i did not get my
ass handed to. Me there's no way.
Speaker 3: Thirty five sixty.
Speaker 2: Seventy, OKAY i didn't get my ass handed to. ME
i had sixty. Five, no d, YES i. DID i
got ten for the uh the the first, one ten
for the second, one five for the third, one no
points for that, one five for past The. Duchy that's thirty.
FIVE i got nothing for the song after this. ONE
i got twenty for Brass monkey BECAUSE i got the.
Year and THEN i got five points For Blinda. Carlisle
that is sixty. Five, no maybe it's it's fifty. Five
it's fifty, five AND i got sixty. Five i'd Opped Linda,
CARLI i, said must have BEEN i have, sixty, RIGHT i.
Was it was all, Right SO i guess that's an
ass kicking ten, points ten. Points i'll give you five.
POINTS i will not give. You, YEAH i, lost but
it was That i'll be. HAPPY i was a little
better THAN i, thought a little better THAN i. Thought
how to?
Speaker 3: Fuck do you?
Speaker 2: Know? Romstein and god? Damn and that was chick, music
that last. Stuff Charen margan would have had one hundred and.
Thirteen she probably. Would she would Have she probably would
have crushed it. All laura would have had. Nine hey
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Speaker 2: MIGHT i don a, turtalmac BUT i do have a
couple of high college sweaters.
Speaker 5: THERE i can't wait till you graduate your master's, program
you go back To fisher and.
Speaker 2: TEACH i would love, this, doctor you love that you'll
have the coat with the Ship. God i'm MEAN i
may take this. FURTHER i may go. PhD fisher's starting
a PhD. Program may. Go you can't do? It now
you do a. PhD, FUCK i can't do. IT i
just have to well time, time that's. All how many
years can you go sober to be income a? Doctor
I'm i've been drinking ginger. BEER i love. It go.
Ahead St patrick's my. Wife my wife drank it in her.
Period what day you See? Patrick stand it's on A
thursday this, year it's A. Thursday It's. Thursday, no it's
A tuesday, because, uh my mother in law's. BIRTHDAY i
only know this BECAUSE i have an interview for an
internship thought With. CARA i can't intern With, carra but
she'd have to be approved by this KNOW i have
To she got a four chair. Turn the school's not
going to approve. Her it's not a four To.
Speaker 3: Rozho by the, Way i'm not making these. COMMENTS i
just wanted to put want to make that out there
That i'm. NOT i Think Karen morgan is. WONDERFUL i
THINK i Thought, RYAN i don't know where.
Speaker 2: Yet the jury's. Out you. Are we, knew we knew
you would. Backpedal we, just fuck it knew we. Were
so what do you want me to?
Speaker 3: Do in front of her, Teller she's like all the
time out what he caught?
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Speaker 5: It It, mike he thought it might be happening the
week before WHEN i kept, saying you guys are making
more fucking work making.
Speaker 2: Fun of these. Girls, yeah he back pedal at the
end of that. Show yes she. Did let me tell you.
Speaker 3: Something yes she's freaking. Hot and WHEN i sat next
door she smelled really good and that and that kind
of won me over and she was really. Cool, guys fuck, up.
Speaker 2: She said she he was weird and smelled like. Cheese
she did. Not she, said you smell like. SHIT i
was trying to keep it, nice. Kidding you don't, stop you.
Don't he's gonna go smell him something smells like pizza and.
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And mark had nothing to do with. These, yeah he
has talked so much shit for so long now that
somebody else talks. IT i didn't say. IT i kind
of get, it, THOUGH i, MEAN i understand you get playing.
Forever OH i. Do, well that's. OKAY i will never,
forget never forget WHEN i was doing morning radio and
somebody talked shit about the district attorney or the something
or whoever she was and THE da at the, Time
SO i don't know if this was the ASSISTANT. Da
it had to be somebody talking About. Sander it Was Mike,
green wasn't. IT i wasn't gonna say, names but, yes
and he, No mike, no, no, No mike, no let it.
Go Mike green called me up and chewed my ass
out look him and then was like all cool at the,
end like really gave me some, shit like gave me
some shit about someone referred to her as a c
on the. Show and it wasn't, Me, Mark it wasn't.
Me were they were they referred to her as a
sea or refrain that she had sea work? Done no.
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EPISODE i appreciate all of, you every one of you For,
laura because he didn't tell her that we were recording. Today,
okay it's going, Okay like she was here last, Week
that's WHAT i, said and you're, like, no it was
two weeks. AGO i, Go, no she was here last
week on A. Sunday you did A.
Speaker 3: Sunday you did A sunday last.
Speaker 2: Week, yeah because you were In.
Speaker 3: JAMAICA i would have done. It come, By oh my,
god that.
Speaker 2: Would have been.
Speaker 3: Great why didn't we think of?
Speaker 2: THAT i don't. KNOW i didn't want to bother you
because he wouldn't really loved that Was. Sunday he was.
Speaker 5: Done he was pouting that by that, point who he
felt like a, dick had no. Friends, yeah there's people
here don't like.
Speaker 2: Me this would have been great to get him all
worked up and then have him fucking blow up at
people on the, trip, like, Hey, mark that person's giving
you such a dirty. Look they're talking shit behind your,
back blah blah. Blah you know we love. You so,
yeah how's the fifty fifty year? Going? All? Right bill
didn't say, it just want to put that on the
record For, kevin For, Mark I'm Bill. Moran we'll see
you next. Times its s