Speaker 1: Hey, look he's it. Hey, Look he's it. Hey, Look
Speaker 1: he's it.
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, hey, hey, welcome to the snart Tag.
Speaker 3: You're about to teach.
Speaker 1: Your lady's glazed by the great Chris Raygun, Derek black Belt,
Speaker 1: and Tom Sweeny.
Speaker 4: Sit back and prepare for some a shit.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some glazing.
Speaker 3: Hey, everybody, Chris Raygan here, welcome to the Snark Tank Podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm joined by Sweeney.
Speaker 4: Over here, Derek over there.
Speaker 3: We got a little bit of a free We have
Speaker 3: a different setup now, you're right there, Bud good Man.
Speaker 3: No one's good if they put their ahead in there.
Speaker 1: That's a true statement one does.
Speaker 3: That's not like, oh, things are going great. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 3: we're we're organized a little bit differently. Derek's on Kingston's
Speaker 3: normal side.
Speaker 1: Trying a few different things now, yeah, it's mainly just
Speaker 1: camera stuff. Derek's not in Serbia's Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to figure things out right now. We're all trying to
Speaker 1: figure things out. I think.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna be real, there might be a little
Speaker 3: bit there might be some fuckery about this episode because
Speaker 3: because hold on, listen, I some of you might not
Speaker 3: know because we've only explained that. I think, like maybe
Speaker 3: once or twice. But I live switch the camera for
Speaker 3: each of these episodes. So every time there's a cut,
Speaker 3: that's me. It's like, oh, look at him, Oh look
Speaker 3: at him. Now that's me, and I've I've kind of
Speaker 3: wired it in my brain that camera two is Kingstid,
Speaker 3: so I don't have to look. So it's like in
Speaker 3: my brain it's like all Kingston's talking camera two. Oh,
Speaker 3: Derek and I are talking camera one. There's gonna be
Speaker 3: points where like it's just it's gonna cut to someone who's.
Speaker 1: Not saying anything.
Speaker 3: And so I have guys, I just know it's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: I know what's gonna happen, so we'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: It looking for like twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, just staring in silence, to be fair, to
Speaker 3: be fair. Sometimes that does happen anyway, because I'll be
Speaker 3: looking through questions and I'll be fucking around with the cameras.
Speaker 3: But but regardless, yeah, don't complain or I'll kill you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So the thing do the thing? What the called
Speaker 1: action thing whatever? Oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's right. Patreon dot com slash is stark Tank.
Speaker 3: Thank you that's crazy. You're already more productive on this side.
Speaker 3: Patreon dot com slash the stark tank over there stark
Speaker 3: Tank dot shop. We got some Halloween merch, although by
Speaker 3: the time you guys hear this in the free feed,
Speaker 3: it'll be a little bit too late.
Speaker 1: But it's pretty cool merch. Honestly, Yeah, you gotta it's
Speaker 1: it's moving faster than we thought it was gonna move.
Speaker 1: The jacket's gonna go.
Speaker 3: There's a jacket there that if you're hearing this for
Speaker 3: the first time, by now, it's probably done most of them.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Yeah, yeah, Derek, But I also like him to
Speaker 1: the homeless. They deserve it. It Actually, I drive to
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills. I don't know what you talking about. I
Speaker 1: only give them free ships to rich people, you know what.
Speaker 3: So, do you know what that just inspired me? What
Speaker 3: if we did get because we always call our fans homeless, Yeah,
Speaker 3: what if we did get a bunch of our own
Speaker 3: merch and just bring it to a homeless shelter so.
Speaker 1: That way would want homeless swag. We just give them
Speaker 1: all the ship.
Speaker 3: Right, and so like they're kind of like advertising.
Speaker 1: I really so that ship is like a spiritual like
Speaker 1: I stand for very few things, you know, very few,
Speaker 1: Like maybe it's still clothes like for them, No, it's
Speaker 1: still helpful. But like when some people were like, let's
Speaker 1: go give this homeless man a makeover, it's like instead
Speaker 1: of helping them, fine, I don't know, shelter.
Speaker 3: Job makeover is the first step to shelter.
Speaker 1: You never get to see what happens afterwards after they
Speaker 1: give and then they beat the piss out of them
Speaker 1: and they take their them, they cut their hair off,
Speaker 1: fucked up again and throw at them and then they
Speaker 1: leave the fucking video nair on their heads and then
Speaker 1: that's the dump nail in their mouths. Yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: you for that, but it really bothers me. Well, well
Speaker 1: we'll do that and make sure there's a QR code
Speaker 1: so if one of them have like a government phone,
Speaker 1: they can find the Stark podcast. So we'll get it done.
Speaker 3: We see their forehead branding a QR code is crazy,
Speaker 3: that's insane.
Speaker 1: Has that been done yet? Like, like, I guess it
Speaker 1: has to like something you've seen the Nike and the
Speaker 1: DC thing on people's fucking faces stuff like that.
Speaker 3: There's there's definitely some like gen Z isis guy, you
Speaker 3: know where he's like, yeah, come to iicis dot com
Speaker 3: whatever it is that.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I was just thinking about all of that ship because yeah, actually, yeah, okay,
Speaker 5: I was thinking about you remember, like say, why they
Speaker 5: add apocalypse happened when they were pointing out the the
Speaker 5: ISIS videos that were on YouTube and ship several it
Speaker 5: was several, but that was the That was the main
Speaker 5: That was the one that like even Republican politics, people
Speaker 5: that normally wouldn't care about the subject started latching on
Speaker 5: when they saw, you know, Islamic terrorism. They're like, ooh my, my,
Speaker 5: my audience is gonna love this.
Speaker 1: And then that was the That was the big one.
Speaker 3: There's a couple of other things, but I think it
Speaker 3: was more like a compound thing where it's like it's
Speaker 3: everything at once.
Speaker 1: Ah, And then yeah, that was that was a really
Speaker 1: wild Obviously, Peuti Pie. There's a lot of things, but
Speaker 1: like the fact that there was like you know, you
Speaker 1: can see a KFC commercial some dumb ass dancing and
Speaker 1: ship with drumsticks and all of a sudden and these
Speaker 1: guys having a k forty sevens and then dumb young
Speaker 1: people joining That was the craziest thing. It was working
Speaker 1: it was. I remember seeing this The Reddest Ginger is
Speaker 1: UK dude, like fuck yeah, brother, that was a really
Speaker 1: serious problem over there in particular, Like over there.
Speaker 3: It was in the In the UK, people were just
Speaker 3: joining I.
Speaker 1: Know, it was getting them, dude, Like no cap I
Speaker 1: watched a movie about it where like it was like
Speaker 1: a bunch of people like in the UK is being
Speaker 1: converted to like these fucking like radical Muslim regimes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and if we were from these radical places, people from
Speaker 1: the place like you guys are fucking insane, Like why
Speaker 1: do you want to go there? I was like, what
Speaker 1: are they telling them? It was like, oh, is it is? It?
Speaker 1: Is it skateboarding? Like it's radical? Brother, We go, we
Speaker 1: we do tricks and ship and then they show that
Speaker 1: would have worked. Very young me before I really understood
Speaker 1: what radical terrorism was, and I only watched rocket Power,
Speaker 1: and the radical had only positive meanings in my brain.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what rocket Power? You were exceptionally stupid? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was innocent. I wasn't stupid. As much as I
Speaker 1: was innocent. I was also stupid, but I was more innocent.
Speaker 1: I think most children are innocent, right, yeah, but not
Speaker 1: most killed and are actually dumb and innocent. I was both, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like, it's like usually one beat the other. I
Speaker 1: was like, it's like your high tier innocent or high
Speaker 1: tier stupid. I was both. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Imagine a low tier innocent and low tier stupid. It's crazy,
Speaker 3: isn't that just a super.
Speaker 4: Villain at that point.
Speaker 3: He's just really smart because you're really smart and and
Speaker 3: yeah evil basically, so he.
Speaker 1: Would have joined too, probably. Oh and that kid me,
Speaker 1: me and me and the opposite you would have probably
Speaker 1: built for different reasons, but yeah, you would have ended
Speaker 1: up in the same organization.
Speaker 3: Well, you said that people could have allured you with
Speaker 3: like a puppy into a van or I would have
Speaker 3: worked on most children, I believe it. No, I agree
Speaker 3: most most if most children were you. Yeah, I had
Speaker 3: like a stranger danger.
Speaker 1: Just built, had stranger danger built into me. But a
Speaker 1: puppy right now, that might work on me, because how
Speaker 1: badly I want a.
Speaker 3: Dog that's so crazy? Well, I mean you don't have
Speaker 3: to worry about MENI.
Speaker 1: If some Benji fun, if some binge motherfuckers like, hey,
Speaker 1: I have a puppy and I hear a puppy bar Hey,
Speaker 1: giant man, I got this he's way smaller than me.
Speaker 1: He's like you scratch, he's.
Speaker 3: Uh, he's moistes arias his heights is a really, Marcus, Really,
Speaker 3: what's happening right now?
Speaker 1: What's happening right now?
Speaker 6: We have fucking voices areas he's with Marcus, Marcus that
Speaker 6: doesn't say boys areas, the short guy from a Fallout
Speaker 6: and Hannah Montana Rico crazy.
Speaker 1: I would work if you that. I don't believe people
Speaker 1: saying like it wouldn't work on me. I think for
Speaker 1: a little kid, how much little kids love puppies and
Speaker 1: stuff like that, candy would have works. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't know that. I don't trust you. People have told me,
Speaker 1: particularly that candy is a pedophile lore. But puppies, why
Speaker 1: would you just have puppies? Yeah, candy because I feel
Speaker 1: like that was allure a long time ago or something
Speaker 1: like say maybe you remember old people wuld always have
Speaker 1: terrible candy and nigga Yeah, now like when we were
Speaker 1: going on like mintce mints or the butter scotch, Like
Speaker 1: butter scotch, the fuck like they I've ever had a butterscotch.
Speaker 1: I don't really know. It is fine, like like butterscotch.
Speaker 1: And that's because I knew. I knew she was Jim
Speaker 1: Crow worked a little bit, you know, because like, no,
Speaker 1: no person, no person that likes butterscotch was alive before,
Speaker 1: like like the Workers Act. You know, like no person,
Speaker 1: no person, no person likes butterscotch was alive before JFK
Speaker 1: got assassinated. Butterscotch is like an ingredient. It's not like
Speaker 1: I don't want to just suck on a butterscotch candy,
Speaker 1: Like I like sweet sweet milk.
Speaker 7: It's like sweet, you know what it reminds me of,
Speaker 7: Like it's almost like a very you know, it's putting
Speaker 7: a lot of sugar in coffee, but no creamer really
Speaker 7: maybe a little.
Speaker 1: Bit of it just has this like I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: kind of sweet, but it has this kind of It
Speaker 1: doesn't do anything for if you're a kid, you don't
Speaker 1: It's like giving a kid black licorice, right, just like
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, this is candy, nigga, But like that's
Speaker 1: a bad sign. If the kid likes black lifts, that's
Speaker 1: a bad son. You're you're going down a dark path,
Speaker 1: a really dark path. If you're like a really huge
Speaker 1: fan you're purposely choosing bad options in the games. Like
Speaker 1: I tolerated, say, Jaegermeister, that was like a that was
Speaker 1: like a big drink in Orange County for whatever the
Speaker 1: bros like the Orange County filled was filled with a
Speaker 1: bunch of bros that they all moved to, you know,
Speaker 1: Inland Empire just so can be racist and free. But
Speaker 1: like they fucking were like, oh yeah, Jaeger and then
Speaker 1: you gotta get the monster and you make a Jaeger
Speaker 1: bomb and I was like, this is disgusting, but it
Speaker 1: did the job. You know, I didn't pay for it.
Speaker 5: Rich bros with their giant trucks because their parents would
Speaker 5: pay for them. All party with those guys. I went
Speaker 5: to the best parties because they're all rich.
Speaker 4: That's what we did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, own people, Hell yeah, the red people don't throw
Speaker 1: parties like that. I would I my family had money.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't throw part at that. First of all, if
Speaker 1: you ruined something in the house, you're gonna get destroyed.
Speaker 1: So you wouldn't fuck with that.
Speaker 5: You wouldn't even you wuldn't even get Like I had
Speaker 5: a little my parents went out of town, like my
Speaker 5: mom and a partner and then we had a little
Speaker 5: little little get to get a little kick back, and
Speaker 5: it was I'm like, more people started to show up
Speaker 5: the out.
Speaker 1: I literally was like, get the fuck out of it.
Speaker 1: One of my I I was a sword kind of sword, right,
Speaker 1: so I collect a lot of swords.
Speaker 3: One of my sword black teenage man and I had
Speaker 3: swords and they thought they was.
Speaker 1: Yeah from black Weed, right, and uh, my friend was
Speaker 1: fucking drunk out of his mind. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: He somehow got into a robe of my stepsister and
Speaker 1: he grabbed my sword, one of my swords, one from
Speaker 1: the House of Flying Daggers is big ass one. And
Speaker 1: he went out to some people like, get the fuck
Speaker 1: out of here. This motherfucker's in a robe like with
Speaker 1: with a shirtles with the sword. Just always get the
Speaker 1: fuck out of here. And I was like, this guy
Speaker 1: is insane, my friend, why is shout out to that guy?
Speaker 1: He's the stuff that he's done.
Speaker 5: I might have said this on the podcast before he
Speaker 5: got expelled from our high school for shitting in a
Speaker 5: bucket in class. So it's that guy. He once he
Speaker 5: I have a we had we parted lass. I don't
Speaker 5: know the class. I wasn't in it. There's no way
Speaker 5: I would have parted. I would have walked out of
Speaker 5: the class.
Speaker 3: But like, what's the what is the most okay class
Speaker 3: for that?
Speaker 1: Agriculture was important, but like, yeah, ship already, so you
Speaker 1: might as well, Like Tech, you gotta do that in
Speaker 1: tech class, you gotta do I don't know what's it
Speaker 1: might have been just sort of the chair, I guess
Speaker 1: the chair.
Speaker 5: He was sitting on a bucket because they didn't have
Speaker 5: any more seats. He was just using a bucket. And
Speaker 5: then my friend Jeezy was like Gez was like.
Speaker 1: Literally, that's what happened, and then why, just being like
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking retard, He's like yeah, and then he
Speaker 1: does it, uses his socks to wipe his ass, seals
Speaker 1: the bucket, and then of course within minutes the class
Speaker 1: disband just dispersed because they're like what the fuck? Ismost
Speaker 1: like shipping here that is insane, had.
Speaker 3: The audacity to seal it like it was a present
Speaker 3: for somebody. The idea that like someone be shot, that
Speaker 3: he would be able to be suggested that easily, that
Speaker 3: he's a video game character that's a three.
Speaker 1: Imagine being able to do the roll of three, and
Speaker 1: you got him.
Speaker 3: He imagine being able to just be like you should
Speaker 3: jump in traffic and somebody's like, yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: They're like this, yes, I mean, I guess it's we've
Speaker 1: seen things. We've all seen lively there. I think that
Speaker 1: has been a most lively is like genuinely accidents.
Speaker 4: Most of it is.
Speaker 1: That's what makes it funny, because it's accidents. There's this
Speaker 1: chance like it's like it's like cosmic chaos happening. You're
Speaker 1: the one that sent me that. Uh, I don't know
Speaker 1: if it was you probably was, but this was you
Speaker 1: couldn't tell what was happening. Somebody give me contact. Said
Speaker 1: there was an accident and this guy was trying to
Speaker 1: flee the scene, but instead of running away, he climbed
Speaker 1: the building. Yeah, and then he fell off it and
Speaker 1: apparently died. I don't understand.
Speaker 3: Show you the video too, and he's like, you were
Speaker 3: like watching real gt happen it Perston and one guy
Speaker 3: came climbing down and another dude fell.
Speaker 1: He said he died.
Speaker 4: I don't know if he did.
Speaker 1: It was I saw the whole video. I saw the
Speaker 1: whole video. Somebody hit somebody else and then they tried
Speaker 1: to flee and the cops left already, yeah, and they
Speaker 1: were like, well, let's get down. They were drunk. One
Speaker 1: guy came stumbling down the side, and one guy just
Speaker 1: the floor. It's it did feel like GTA one most
Speaker 1: random pedestrian ship just starts breaking down and you're like, yo,
Speaker 1: this game's crazy. That is really not funny. Guys. No
Speaker 1: one should lose their life on some silly shit like that.
Speaker 1: Don't do stupid shit. There's a comedy to just unfortunateness.
Speaker 1: You know, I think drunk drivers should all expire. I'll
Speaker 1: be honest. Yeah, yeah, I be honest. Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: shouldn't if in this day and age particularly, it's so
Speaker 1: easy to avoid. It's crazy. I've never I've never driven drunk,
Speaker 1: but I've definitely been in a car drunk with another
Speaker 1: drunk person. And that is that must be nerve stupid.
Speaker 4: That is.
Speaker 1: Because you're drunk. You're oh, you're drunk. You're not, so
Speaker 1: you're like, what the fuck ever, I've never been that
Speaker 1: drunk before to even be like, yeah, drunk guy, please drive.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've.
Speaker 3: Ever been so drunk that I have not that nervousness
Speaker 3: has been completely abandoned.
Speaker 1: Uh, huh, Like.
Speaker 3: I think, I think about like the drunkist I've ever been.
Speaker 3: And I was still like I think I remember, I
Speaker 3: think you were even there were like I remember there
Speaker 3: was a point. I don't remember if it was a
Speaker 3: party or whatever, but we were drinking all day and
Speaker 3: people were over at our house and we were in
Speaker 3: the h it was in the first Glendale place that
Speaker 3: we lived in, and everybody was over and I was
Speaker 3: drinking all day and I was mixing like crazy, and
Speaker 3: then I remember it was like ten thirty and I
Speaker 3: was remember being like, guys, we got to we can't
Speaker 3: be too lab like smashed, you know. And I'm still
Speaker 3: being like you could. I don't want to get annoys complain.
Speaker 3: I think you remember we were all really drunk. You
Speaker 3: were way drunken in all of us, and we were
Speaker 3: all very drunk. We were all like shit faced. I
Speaker 3: had to stop one of our friends from driving home drunk.
Speaker 3: That's how drunk everybody was.
Speaker 1: That's like, I don't woke up. I remember actually woke up,
Speaker 1: but you started leaving. I was like, what are you
Speaker 1: stupid doing?
Speaker 4: Like sinks to me.
Speaker 1: The people that feel like I've like, I'm not proud
Speaker 1: that I've had drinks and drove, but I have never
Speaker 1: even close been like I don't swear like I've ever
Speaker 1: been in one of those things where people even say, oh,
Speaker 1: you don't notice. I'm like, no, if I thought, if
Speaker 1: if if I got to that level, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: sleep in my car. Yeah, but I've been in situations
Speaker 1: to where say, completely safe, complete and normal, completely cognitive. However,
Speaker 1: if I would have gotten pulled over, I would have
Speaker 1: I would have gotten a dui. So that was my thing.
Speaker 1: But still even that, even in hindsight, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I wish I didn't even do that, you know, I
Speaker 1: wish I didn't even even though I was never in
Speaker 1: any danger, I'd put nobody in danger. I still feel
Speaker 1: that's even still too much.
Speaker 4: You know what.
Speaker 1: That's that's something you probably just get as you get older,
Speaker 1: you start taking it more seriously, obviously, because you start
Speaker 1: you start seeing people you know get fucking deleted because
Speaker 1: they were driving drunk or something else driving drunk. But
Speaker 1: at this moment now, I would never drink a bunch
Speaker 1: in a place I know I could end up sleeping.
Speaker 1: That's it. If it's a problem, like I would not
Speaker 1: get drunk somewhere where I couldn't fall asleep there right
Speaker 1: comfortable exactly. Oh, I see, yeah, being older and stuff
Speaker 1: because I've done like i've been been younger and like say,
Speaker 1: I got like really drunk with this chick whatever, it
Speaker 1: was time for me to balance. I didn't want to
Speaker 1: fucking stay there, but I just drove up the street
Speaker 1: and crushed my car because I was just like, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to I don't I'm not gonna drive
Speaker 1: this stupid but I don't. Obviously I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get the wrong impression because we
Speaker 1: it was like a fling thing and I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to be like, go to stay over. So let's let's bond.
Speaker 4: Let's bond.
Speaker 1: If I'm getting if I'm getting drunk, I've gotten drunk
Speaker 1: at a girls house. Yeah, fucked up the bag and
Speaker 1: then had to walk to my other friend's house like
Speaker 1: four blocks and stay there in the middle of the
Speaker 1: night in Poughkeepsie, in the middle of the night.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 1: You're fine. No, I saw plenty of crackhead and I
Speaker 1: was like, I probably feel like you're here, So you're fine.
Speaker 1: I mean, but it feels it.
Speaker 5: Feels I've I've been in situations where i've I've walked
Speaker 5: pretty late in South Central and I'm like okay, because
Speaker 5: but if you're from South Central, you know where not
Speaker 5: to go.
Speaker 1: So you're just like okay, because it's like, say, say
Speaker 1: my grandma's neighborhood, old old head neighborhood, two blocks over. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's fucking Fallujah, fucking it's too bad. It's.
Speaker 5: And then like it's just a few blocks down, say
Speaker 5: one of my grandma's lived on like seventy ninth, and
Speaker 5: then one of my grandma's not seventieth, seventy ninth, completely fine, seventy.
Speaker 1: Uh drive bys frequently. And then say my grand my
Speaker 1: aunt lived right down the street from my grandma on
Speaker 1: the seventieth, and I told her to I begged her
Speaker 1: to move because they kept breaking into her house, even
Speaker 1: one time when I stayed there. This was in two
Speaker 1: thousand and nine. I stayed with my aunt for a
Speaker 1: bit and I was down in Fullerton and then she
Speaker 1: calls me, Hey, did you bring your laptop with you?
Speaker 1: And I'm like now, She's like, oh, yeah, they took it.
Speaker 1: I was like.
Speaker 5: Fuck, And I'm like, can you She's like, oh, we
Speaker 5: had all the bars, best security, but then pushed in
Speaker 5: the ac and had a kid jump through the window.
Speaker 1: And I'm just like they like it. They're so savvy
Speaker 1: over there. And so I was like, fuck this street,
Speaker 1: Like everybody on this street can die for all I
Speaker 1: care or like. But then just a few blocks over
Speaker 1: completely peaceful, and I'm like, this is stupid.
Speaker 3: Why It's like it's a checkpoint. Yeah, you ventured a
Speaker 3: combat arena.
Speaker 1: It's when you go out those spaces, like this area
Speaker 1: is way over leveled for you. Would you like to
Speaker 1: stay back and continue to level up? Right? That was
Speaker 1: like the sun.
Speaker 3: Lot the first the Division game was like that because
Speaker 3: like that was like you'd have this social space it
Speaker 3: would be like co op and then you'd cross into
Speaker 3: like one street and it would become like it called
Speaker 3: the dark Zone and it would just be like people
Speaker 3: killing each other for all their stuff. It's just like
Speaker 3: every time I hear about things like that, I think
Speaker 3: about the Dark Zone.
Speaker 1: I used to live in areas like that when in games.
Speaker 1: I would just go there on purpose, just go there
Speaker 1: on purpose, yeah, just to see what happens. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is this is terrible. Yeah, but then I would
Speaker 1: get good in that one place, so the rest of
Speaker 1: the game would become way not fun. Because that's Diablo too,
Speaker 1: you had a way back in the day you just
Speaker 1: go to fucking harder areas and just deal with things.
Speaker 1: You're like Jesus, like that was a man. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: miss making kid when I was thinking about like the grind,
Speaker 1: where it was just it was not a problem to
Speaker 1: spend an entire weekend just grinding ship out because it
Speaker 1: was because our brains got used to things being easier
Speaker 1: because of the way the world is man.
Speaker 5: And also felt like but I felt like I wasn't
Speaker 5: wasting my time either. Oh yeah, like now where I
Speaker 5: just I get to a point where I'm like, fuck
Speaker 5: if I grind, Like a lot of these hard games,
Speaker 5: especially like the the what is it the Boss Gauntlet
Speaker 5: shit or whatever the fuck they're called those games, At
Speaker 5: a certain point, like playing sun Soon Wukong or Blackmouth Wukong,
Speaker 5: I was like like, like, I feel like I'm spending
Speaker 5: too much time on one boss, And before I didn't
Speaker 5: used to feel that way, even in like twenty sixteen
Speaker 5: actually to be to be frank, yeah, when I was
Speaker 5: playing like Dark Souls three. I was excited, and now
Speaker 5: I'm getting to a player. I'm like, I kinda I
Speaker 5: don't want I like you said, like beating soon Wuka
Speaker 5: up black with I keep one to say soon, but
Speaker 5: I don't want to play it again. I actually like,
Speaker 5: I actually I wanted to get a different ending, but
Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't want to do that again.
Speaker 1: I just yeah, I can't. I would constantly play that
Speaker 1: final fight against your shadow stef because that fight is
Speaker 1: insanely gassed.
Speaker 3: That was, but other than that, I would not play
Speaker 3: that game. The contrast, the contrast between.
Speaker 1: Like that fight fight and then that final fight are
Speaker 1: the two like experience, the like the editorial kind of thing, because.
Speaker 3: That was figure reverse sandwich in some way where it's
Speaker 3: like the bread is the best part and the thing
Speaker 3: in the middle.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like it's not bad. That's subway to me. Actually,
Speaker 1: you get an Italian.
Speaker 5: An Italian, she's the bun that toasted ship and slapped
Speaker 5: some butter on that.
Speaker 1: That's the handy pretty much.
Speaker 3: That's what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll fuck that thing up hard. The freaking honey
Speaker 1: oat dude, honey oat bread is so fucking good man.
Speaker 1: That's if I'm trying to be like healthier.
Speaker 5: Really yeah, because like gay now, and I'm just like,
Speaker 5: if you're getting if you're getting look if you're getting gay.
Speaker 1: Dang, I said gay. That's so I can't not say it.
Speaker 1: Damn it's so gay. I said gay again, you can't.
Speaker 1: So fucking everything's gay. It's hard not to say.
Speaker 4: They know.
Speaker 1: I don't like saying it. I know, I know, I
Speaker 1: really don't like saying it. I disagree. I'm sorry, guys.
Speaker 1: I know I know any sort of way, but I
Speaker 1: know your intention. The thing is is right. You have
Speaker 1: no one to tail intention when you say the word right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't like most of when people say nigga. We
Speaker 1: don't have any like ill intention. But the word I
Speaker 1: do can't well, of course you do. You don't say it.
Speaker 1: When you say it got a punch to it, you know,
Speaker 1: But the ideas like it can hurt people. And I
Speaker 1: understand that, and I'm ignorant for that. And it's even
Speaker 1: worse that I'm acknowledging how I am.
Speaker 3: But I got the association. I just think there's there's
Speaker 3: a certain I get it. It makes sense. It's like
Speaker 3: a vegan thing, right where it's like, you're right, that is.
Speaker 1: However, got to me that one's way more complicated in
Speaker 1: like this completely. It's one of the things where.
Speaker 5: I even actively think, like I should wean myself off
Speaker 5: because I don't Yeah, I don't, like I really don't
Speaker 5: like contribute to the industry.
Speaker 3: I say that, but then I just I just bought
Speaker 3: that fucking Wendy's or not the Wendy's, the fucking no, no,
Speaker 3: I got the the what is it the it's the
Speaker 3: Wednesday meal from Purple Bun from fucking the Adams family.
Speaker 1: Like the Burger King.
Speaker 3: They got like Chuo fries and they're fucking gas anyway,
Speaker 3: they got Chural fries. Yeah for that for that specific meal. Yeah, interesting,
Speaker 3: they're really good. The burger is fine. It's it's a
Speaker 3: fucking opera purple. I think they use like purple potatoes
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think they're Japanese. I think the Japanese potatoes and
Speaker 1: purple ones. It's fine.
Speaker 3: But like I say that, and I'm like, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: But then like literally just the other day, like being
Speaker 3: Jalen and a bunch of our friends, we went out
Speaker 3: to Little Tokyo. We went to do some karaoke drink
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 1: Oh, you guys went to that like like kind of uh,
Speaker 1: what is it called. It's like a round one type
Speaker 1: of thing kind of Yeah, there's like it's like upstairs,
Speaker 1: it's upset. There's like as an arcade. Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: is that the place that you can have a fucking
Speaker 1: hat on?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: I don't know that's dress code because like I went
Speaker 5: to it because if it has to be the same
Speaker 5: place as a little Tokyo likes them all.
Speaker 3: So, like there's two places in the There's Karaoke Max,
Speaker 3: which is on the second floor in the corner, and
Speaker 3: then there's like an arcade in the top of arcade
Speaker 3: on the top corner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I went to the arcade. The arcade has dress code. Oh,
Speaker 1: I had no idea. It can't wear a hat. No,
Speaker 1: I'm a hat guy. So I was like, literally, you
Speaker 1: see there's a table of a bunch of hats. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I wasn't wearing a hat. I was like.
Speaker 1: And then there's also no baggy pants, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I wonder who this is geared towards no baggy pants,
Speaker 1: no baggy pants, no hats, And I'm like, I wonder
Speaker 1: who they're trying to keep out. It's a little tokyo.
Speaker 4: I mean, no one does it like they do it.
Speaker 1: Bro they do it, and they says anything we're talking about.
Speaker 1: We give we give that culture.
Speaker 3: A lot of Man, I'm just as someone who is
Speaker 3: a huge fan of the art that comes out of
Speaker 3: that place.
Speaker 1: I love anime. I love Sam Rocks, I love Ninja's.
Speaker 1: I think katanas are the most beautiful but ever made.
Speaker 1: We give them a lot of.
Speaker 3: Think that all of that art is because they're racist, right,
Speaker 3: I mean it's not even racism, a lot of other
Speaker 3: stuff too. It can't have a zero percent impact on
Speaker 3: you know, it must have.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 1: Did something to them, because what do you think about
Speaker 1: even as when I was young, I was like, why
Speaker 1: do Japanese an anime look like British niggas? Like why
Speaker 1: do they look like why do they look like they're
Speaker 1: from the fucking UK.
Speaker 3: I don't like there's to Japan what Reagan and his
Speaker 3: drugs did to the black community. I think I think
Speaker 3: there's something that happened where. It's just because I think
Speaker 3: about when I think of when I think about like
Speaker 3: black people, I think about like the old the old
Speaker 3: guy in like the jazz club.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, That's what I think about.
Speaker 3: I don't think about like, oh, like a Charlie Kirk
Speaker 3: interpretation of black person like whoa every.
Speaker 1: Everyone's fifty cents. That's how I act. Man, dude, they
Speaker 1: all got job.
Speaker 3: I have more common with fucking Charlie Sheen, which is
Speaker 3: banana that.
Speaker 1: Is upsetting Charlie. I think I would a crazy thing
Speaker 1: to even and say I think I have more what
Speaker 1: Charlie she He said, I don't know. I wasn't nine times.
Speaker 1: We're both from New York and Jamaican. That's all we
Speaker 1: got in common. I'm pretty sure, I think, said Charlie
Speaker 1: she She's Jamaican, was actually Jamaic. He's been wearing paint
Speaker 1: this whole time. No, no, he's not black, but he is Jamaican.
Speaker 1: Oh like he's just like he's from Jamaica, from from
Speaker 1: like the what is he hiding is like accent or
Speaker 1: what turns it off? That would be disappointed? So like
Speaker 1: and a half men like this is no tree man
Speaker 1: two damn? How would you say like, how would he
Speaker 1: say winning remember that winning ship? He would weena winn
Speaker 1: was fucking crazy? Why don't you start. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you're you're So I've been thinking, well,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's already, it's already a terrible idea, but
Speaker 1: we're maxing the idea of So I've been thinking recently
Speaker 1: about building myself up almost like what do you call it?
Speaker 1: Like a method actor of how to do the drifting channel?
Speaker 1: Because like I really I was like, how do I
Speaker 1: switch my brain to do this? Like I have to
Speaker 1: really start studying these people. No one's found my channel yet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I haven't started because I'm a video to nice.
Speaker 1: I haven't gotten I'm getting I'm getting in the mode
Speaker 1: to it. But dude, do you know any Jamaicans that
Speaker 1: are making that content? Anyones that are making that like
Speaker 1: that patois that bro? Don't think that.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think it will work. You don't think it's
Speaker 1: not even that.
Speaker 3: I think it's literally just platois sounds so insane.
Speaker 1: That's why I think it's so good. I don't think
Speaker 1: anyone will understand that you're even drifting to do they
Speaker 1: need to understand anything they're saying, like gay walk Like, however,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to say, do.
Speaker 4: You do it?
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to say gay woke in
Speaker 1: video games? And uh what else pussy going on? So
Speaker 1: this next we're gonna talk about the h the gay
Speaker 1: woke agenda.
Speaker 3: You know, a master chief and he was once a
Speaker 3: masculine mine, but nah, he bought many gay man you know.
Speaker 1: He get a big old brist play the eyes and I'm.
Speaker 3: Feel like I am on if I put it myself,
Speaker 3: She's like a right is he supporting?
Speaker 1: I can't tell. Look to me, all I hear is
Speaker 1: fucking like, all I hear is Bob Marley lyrics and
Speaker 1: Buffalo Soldier. I'm gonna be real.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be real because that's probably that's probably what.
Speaker 1: They're doing for like you knows, you know, hot swings. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I imagine when they're talking doing their thing like he
Speaker 1: and the whatever the fu they say now their conservative channel,
Speaker 1: and then their viewers are just hearing yeah dog yeah
Speaker 1: fucking you know, I'm sure in their mind. But so
Speaker 1: no matter, I just think that it's just entertainment. So
Speaker 1: it's basically for it's for the meta people that that understand,
Speaker 1: like say, Anti Pan's gaming where I truly believe he
Speaker 1: is playing an act now obviously no matter what.
Speaker 3: Don't believe that thumbnail is so funny that it can't
Speaker 3: be on purpose.
Speaker 1: It can't be so either he's either he's because clearly
Speaker 1: he doesn't believe in what he's saying. But it's like
Speaker 1: from what angle is he doing it from? Is he
Speaker 1: doing it purely from a grifting standpoin or is he
Speaker 1: doing from a satirical standpoint? Those are the only debate.
Speaker 1: I think it's a grifting standpoint. I think it's necessarily man.
Speaker 1: Just some of them are like the chief is gay
Speaker 1: or maybe it's an incumbent of all have to be
Speaker 1: because I guess it's kind of like what go ahead,
Speaker 1: go ahead? Actually I forgot master chief is gay? Black
Speaker 1: and disabled? Is the funniest face that that fucking coil tired?
Speaker 1: Though I know, I know, actually there's no like I
Speaker 1: understand he's doing. It's a griff. But it's like even
Speaker 1: at a certain point you have to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: nobody's gonna believe this, just a dedication to it that
Speaker 1: think of it like this, right, yo, we are we
Speaker 1: beating a dead horse. But Donald Trump is the trying
Speaker 1: to become president again, he's already been president. I look
Speaker 1: you could look at his track record as a businessman
Speaker 1: and it's crazy bad.
Speaker 4: It's like, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's like saying is bad is a wild understatement, no
Speaker 1: other huge. The fact that he is still rich is actually,
Speaker 1: in fact unbelievable. I mean it's in this world, it's
Speaker 1: not unbelievable at all. He's failed. So he's failed.
Speaker 3: It's kind of impossible to become poor after your like Megan, like,
Speaker 3: it's not.
Speaker 1: He's financially failed more times than like, well, every the
Speaker 1: vast majority of people on the planet like it. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to find a proper analogy. He's failed. Do you
Speaker 1: know anyone that's gone bankrupt more than once personally? Yeah,
Speaker 1: genuinely only one person. No, I have no idea. One
Speaker 1: of my uncles are bankrupt. Yeah, but like more than once. No,
Speaker 1: he bounced back crazy though, that's what thing is. But
Speaker 1: the man bounced back crazy, which is extremely unfair. Like
Speaker 1: the way you can file bankruptcy in this country and
Speaker 1: bounce back from it, it's insane. Yeah, if you if
Speaker 1: you have liquid funds already, like if you have accumulated
Speaker 1: wealth ready, the way you can bounce with them from
Speaker 1: the bankruptcy doesn't make sense. You can also yeah, you
Speaker 1: can also just file and like I'm not the game
Speaker 1: now file Also like the way that these motherfuckers will
Speaker 1: keep their ship off shore and then it's like I
Speaker 1: don't have any money and then as soon as fucking
Speaker 1: the bankruptcy goes and then they just start money account
Speaker 1: or somebody else owns the account, like like say a
Speaker 1: son or somebody and this is your son, Like when
Speaker 1: you give your son a fucking college that is an
Speaker 1: air quotes or business that's yours.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 5: But anyway, uh, patchwall, I think I think that sh
Speaker 5: would be fired. Dude, I do it, and that's for
Speaker 5: selfish reason, and so I just want to hear it.
Speaker 1: You just want to watch we uploaded. But to me,
Speaker 1: that is it's like like imagine just a little Jacob
Speaker 1: as a culture war drifter, Like that's amazing. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to have the Jamaicans out of where will find it,
Speaker 1: because they will listen to they'll expose you like he's
Speaker 1: I heard he's pot Latin, not that black and gig
Speaker 1: he sounds like freaking the guy from mother's name from
Speaker 1: a FU trauma because he's super Yeah, well, I don't
Speaker 1: know really, let's fucking fill lamar. That's why it's so funny.
Speaker 1: How a barely Jamaican he sounds is so funny.
Speaker 3: Well, he's Jamaican in the year three thousand, to be fair,
Speaker 3: that's true.
Speaker 1: That's true. Jamaica's probably mostly like aquatic preacher, like the
Speaker 1: I have a fucking Jewish squid alien guy. That's fucking literally.
Speaker 1: I love the idea that just saw off, like the
Speaker 1: Three Stooges, literally, all three of them off, the three
Speaker 1: of the Stooges. That's that is so dumb. Such I
Speaker 1: love that. I love that show.
Speaker 3: You know, I started you know, I started watching recently
Speaker 3: that I didn't realize it was as good as it is.
Speaker 1: No one told me that American Dad is very funny.
Speaker 3: You didn't know that now because I just saw and
Speaker 3: I was like another fucking Seth MacFarland show, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, Like I just look at it's like.
Speaker 1: The Cleveland Show again. But it's like American Dad is
Speaker 1: older person comedy like Family Guy is very like dumb
Speaker 1: teenage brain American Dad. Once you're like in your like
Speaker 1: early twenties, that show is fucking hilarious. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: I was funniest one. I was watching Glizard. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is fucking great. I've seen like what the hell
Speaker 1: stuff from it, but I don't I had a problem
Speaker 1: with I just Roger was a little bit too annoying
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 3: Roger is the worst part of it. I think it
Speaker 3: was just it was like and Steve is the best
Speaker 3: part of it. So they have so many he does
Speaker 3: a lot, they have so many like random, there's so
Speaker 3: many random R and B breakouts, Like he just sings
Speaker 3: R and B like fifty Like there's many different times
Speaker 3: that he's doing this.
Speaker 1: And he like dance, He like hip hop dances and
Speaker 1: break dances.
Speaker 4: He like can rap.
Speaker 1: For some reason, I'm like, what it reminds me of
Speaker 1: what is his character supposed to be?
Speaker 3: It's really he is to like he is the R
Speaker 3: and B version of American Dad, to what like Brian
Speaker 3: and Stewie are to like Sinatra yea and like that
Speaker 3: kind of stuff where it's like, why are you nailing this?
Speaker 3: Who is on your staff writing this.
Speaker 1: Music? Yeah?
Speaker 4: The weekend was on it.
Speaker 1: I fucking hate hate you guys. Touching toes, yeah, I
Speaker 1: stretched my foot slightly and like I didn't even touched on,
Speaker 1: Like I said, touch on them dripped, dripped a little bit.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we can keep talking about stuff that happened, but
Speaker 3: like I want to get to it at least a question.
Speaker 1: We kind of pepper them in, you know what I
Speaker 1: mean listening, We always do.
Speaker 3: We always if that works, I'm trying to start early
Speaker 3: because I know we usually fucking we go forever. But
Speaker 3: remember you can write in over a Patreon dot com
Speaker 3: slashes can't get your question right. On the show, we
Speaker 3: do our best to read all of them, although, like
Speaker 3: I mean, we get like there's a lot, so like
Speaker 3: you know, right, write a good one.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy? I actually, in fact blame you
Speaker 1: for the reason we last so long and in these
Speaker 1: fucking episodes, because I think you've gotten so accustomed to
Speaker 1: doing long episodes because of Colin that now just like Colon.
Speaker 1: First of all, Colon for no reason, that's really meant.
Speaker 1: That's like a really mean name that I would have
Speaker 1: the first time heard that.
Speaker 3: Of course, of course I think he actually brought that
Speaker 3: up to me, like early on it was like, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Cool, like people that's like that would have really bothered me,
Speaker 1: that would really called me Colon? My name was cad up,
Speaker 1: like call me that stabs like you you know, Marvin Gay,
Speaker 1: Like it's not the first time this name was old big.
Speaker 1: That ship kills me, Bro.
Speaker 3: I'd rather you just called me like wreck them at
Speaker 3: that point, you know, like that.
Speaker 1: That's what evolutions, like that friendly but billy, but but
Speaker 1: but but Mo, and we call him a butt like
Speaker 1: like kind of like you know, calling but Mo like that,
Speaker 1: that would be good, he said, like mooty, that is insane. Listen,
Speaker 1: I said, Moriotty, Like, first of all, I'll.
Speaker 3: Push back on that. People in the comments will like
Speaker 3: right in. Sometimes it's like I see Christs tried to
Speaker 3: push things forward and it just always absolutely so like
Speaker 3: that's not me. I do the opposite. But eventually I
Speaker 3: have to surrender to the flow, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: You can't just break the flow of a conversation.
Speaker 1: That's not true. There's been a lot of breaks, but
Speaker 1: I think sometimes I try. I do notice. I do
Speaker 1: notice sometimes when you're clearly trying to move on and
Speaker 1: this nigga has not finished a thought yet. So they
Speaker 1: love it because it's bullshit. If I'm in the zone,
Speaker 1: it's bullshit. And that God is saying will kill me.
Speaker 1: Come on social social cues, man about.
Speaker 4: He doesn't have those.
Speaker 1: I turn off on purpose. Dog, They're in fact well developed,
Speaker 1: but I turn them off. I look at the dead
Speaker 1: in their fucking eyes when I talk to them.
Speaker 3: Derek watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure every season. Every season, I don't.
Speaker 3: Every season is pe it's it literally, it literally cuts
Speaker 3: out peak and every season's peak.
Speaker 1: Okay, something about peak gay something because I remember, yeah, something.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of really good seasons. Anyway, I think
Speaker 1: it back and do it. I watched the first season
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago. It's good. It's very good,
Speaker 1: really fun.
Speaker 3: And when he writes in he says, he says, if
Speaker 3: Sweden was about to get the electric chair for his
Speaker 3: crimes of being a Disney adult or just the fireball
Speaker 3: out the window incident, I like how. I like how
Speaker 3: he he uh steal Man's his can fiction of you
Speaker 3: by like taking a dubious claim and reinforcing it with
Speaker 3: the real one that you could potentially get time for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that's I can't get time for that.
Speaker 3: I maybe it's sexual limitation is probably off, but like
Speaker 3: you know, I should have probably should have. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I would turn somebody screamed, I would turn you in,
Speaker 3: I think at this point anyway, he says, Fireball at
Speaker 3: the wind was in it. Would you save him from
Speaker 3: the death penalty if you would, How would you save him?
Speaker 3: Because the first of all, if you got the death
Speaker 3: penalty for that's a timeline.
Speaker 1: That's a dark time. Definitely for dropping a fire by
Speaker 1: well that didn't hurt anybody. It's like, there, what are
Speaker 1: what are pedophiles gonna get?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're gonna get melted, probably.
Speaker 1: Just your spirits operated and they're gonna turn into fucking
Speaker 1: hive gods or some ship. Yeah. If we're doing extreme
Speaker 1: stuff like that, like killing pedalphiles, I mean you gotta
Speaker 1: take one for the team, I guess to get us
Speaker 1: to that point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you gotta be like the Yeah, i'd probably
Speaker 3: just let you do.
Speaker 1: Believe rehabilitation, but like some of those because are really
Speaker 1: fucked so like, I don't know, I kind of want
Speaker 1: to die also, So I don't know, man, the ones
Speaker 1: that that do it, the true ones, brother, Like I
Speaker 1: just can you rehabilitate that? It's like it's to me,
Speaker 1: it's like it's like gay conversion therapy. It's it's really similarly.
Speaker 1: It's really wait, hold on, I don't know, man, what
Speaker 1: what what?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: What type of death?
Speaker 3: I don't take what you want lethal injection, but I
Speaker 3: want to hurt. Legal injections, no electric chair, So.
Speaker 1: You want it to hurt. So they use the largest
Speaker 1: gage of needle to use. He was the one hole
Speaker 1: that is crazy.
Speaker 3: It is just pump a ballon and a half of
Speaker 3: poison into my dick and I'm just like, for a moment,
Speaker 3: I turned into the Hulk and then I die right after,
Speaker 3: right after I turned green, and.
Speaker 1: Then I kind of just peter out. So you want
Speaker 1: a painful death. Absolutely, hmmm, we can arrange that. I
Speaker 1: want to. I wanted to hurt because like why not,
Speaker 1: you know, that's un that's my last experience. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be.
Speaker 3: The issue is that, what do we get out of
Speaker 3: saving you me not being dead?
Speaker 1: Aside from that? Yeah, whatout? What extra is? What are
Speaker 1: we getting the bounty rewards? No, I don't gain anything.
Speaker 1: I'm just answered. I'm just asking a question. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, let me die, honestly, like, don't
Speaker 1: ever bring me back. If there's ever if in the future,
Speaker 1: someone that's gonna resurrect me for some reason that might
Speaker 1: be important. Don't bring me back, just keep me dead. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I would only want to be brought back if there
Speaker 5: was some sort of insanely cool technological advancement that that
Speaker 5: that actually rivaled or mirrored something that in a science
Speaker 5: fiction that we're like, oh, I can't believe, like the
Speaker 5: Jetsons or some ship.
Speaker 1: Enough, dude, watch watch the intro to Jetsons. They have
Speaker 1: some dope ship. Yeah, that robot. I don't care about
Speaker 1: coming back.
Speaker 3: It's portrayed really dumb. But that's like a massive amount
Speaker 3: of advancement.
Speaker 1: It's it's supposed to forty years away from the Jetsons
Speaker 1: for forty years, where the trajectory is fun forty years
Speaker 1: away from the sixties. The So listen you.
Speaker 3: Let's say you wake up a thousand years from now, right,
Speaker 3: you you die or like you get put in the
Speaker 3: cry or whatever, or you're sick, you have cancer, and
Speaker 3: then you uh, they put you into cry. It's like
Speaker 3: we're gonna freeze you until we can cure you, and
Speaker 3: then you you wake up. You wake up a thousand
Speaker 3: years from now, and everything is the same, but everybody
Speaker 3: has fiber optic internet.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing that's different. I would give me
Speaker 1: the closest shotgun there's I like, well.
Speaker 3: Let the didn't download so much so quick though, and
Speaker 3: but cancer medicine is actually worse.
Speaker 1: I am what because we've run out of all the
Speaker 1: things to make keep keep it up with? Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: we d it happened to like the new is that,
Speaker 1: oh cancer vaccines are just around the corner, like maybe
Speaker 1: a decade from now. It turns out that even at best,
Speaker 1: like it's a while, like we have a So what happened?
Speaker 1: What happened to that years we live? We lied from
Speaker 1: we lie? Yeah we were just JK yeah loo, please
Speaker 1: don't be upset at us something like so probably what happened?
Speaker 5: I imagine some cult that that took over the world
Speaker 5: that were accessed. They basically were the anti fucking like
Speaker 5: a do you remember I don't know if you guys
Speaker 5: did the one if you tried every option for mass
Speaker 5: effect three, because there's different endings, and there was the one,
Speaker 5: the synthesis ending, which was that's one when you're greenish
Speaker 5: ship and everybody, it basically becomes like one, you know,
Speaker 5: like we're all like we've all leveled up. We're all
Speaker 5: kind of have like AI in our system. We're all
Speaker 5: kind of like synthesized. And there were an anti you know,
Speaker 5: they mentioned that there's a group of people that are like,
Speaker 5: are you doing that ship?
Speaker 1: That'sh it's gay. I want to be human, like I
Speaker 1: want to be you know, these freaks that wouldn't want
Speaker 1: to just ascend and be better. And I imagine that's
Speaker 1: what would happen. That's the only explanation if there was
Speaker 1: not a thousand years in the future and cancer and
Speaker 1: medicines are worse.
Speaker 3: The thing is we ran out of all the all
Speaker 3: the stuff that we use to make like Thailand, all.
Speaker 1: All is robotestin. There's extremely powerful robotust that's all that's left.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's varying degrees of powerful robotestin.
Speaker 1: Like we sip a regular one and you you take
Speaker 1: a sip of this, the least powerful one, and you
Speaker 1: fall asleep for thirteen years. Any wake up and you're like,
Speaker 1: what the thirst fuck? Why would it put you to sleep?
Speaker 1: If it's medicine, it's robotustin, you know with the touting dog,
Speaker 1: But that's the least powerful one. Wouldn't the least powerful one.
Speaker 1: Just be the one that we have now.
Speaker 3: No, man, they've made it more when they can't go
Speaker 3: back on the recipes, they how can they salute it?
Speaker 1: They can't. You put it in water and it makes
Speaker 1: That's why it's gotten so powerful. If you put it
Speaker 1: in water.
Speaker 4: Some guy was like, what do I do?
Speaker 1: And he dropped replicating robotustin and he's just trying. He
Speaker 1: pouring more water to it. It just keeps filling. All
Speaker 1: he starts. You start seeing fish sleeping, flicker, Well, is
Speaker 1: it good? Thicker? Doesn't make any sense. That's a lot
Speaker 1: of That's a lot to take into account. Man, It's
Speaker 1: just mego robotus in that future that would just off
Speaker 1: my I'd be done.
Speaker 3: That comes to kill that world and you give him
Speaker 3: Roba Tussen and he falls asleep and you can throw
Speaker 3: them at a volcano. Speaking of throwing people in a volcano, Uh,
Speaker 3: no way. I'm hanging out with a couple of gooners
Speaker 3: road and he says, hello, gay twinks just started playing
Speaker 3: Tech and eight and since it's and since then, it's
Speaker 3: quickly becoming my new hyperfixation. Can you guys go on
Speaker 3: a tangent about Tech and for twenty minutes to tame
Speaker 3: my never ending need for parasocial communication with you all. Also,
Speaker 3: I'm a rain of Maine because bad.
Speaker 4: Bitch, have a good day.
Speaker 1: Dude's a mistake. I played a little bit of Tech
Speaker 1: and eight. Really I haven't purchased it yet. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 3: I'm more of a I look, I fell off a
Speaker 3: fighting games a long time ago. You know. I realized
Speaker 3: very early that I was like, I'm not great at these,
Speaker 3: so like, there's no point.
Speaker 1: I'm playing Raging Blast. I'm not Raging Blast fucking zero.
Speaker 1: It's really good. The what if stuff in that game.
Speaker 3: Is although people are getting out of pocketa that they're like,
Speaker 3: it should be an EVO, it was like, no, shouldn't.
Speaker 1: It's not that kind of a game at all. It's
Speaker 1: not really even a fighting game. I think it'd be fun.
Speaker 1: It was evil, but it should be on the stage.
Speaker 1: It would have to do so much to the game
Speaker 1: to make it like that type of competitive. It's not
Speaker 1: designed to be competitive.
Speaker 5: It's not supposed to the amount of ship that I've seen,
Speaker 5: the exploitive ship that people have already figured out that
Speaker 5: I'm like, no way, this can't.
Speaker 1: Be after im it strike fucking yao, Jorobi. Just did
Speaker 1: you see that infinite rush of mister Satan.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That was I was dying.
Speaker 3: It was. It was like it was a kid Boo
Speaker 3: versus mister Satan, which is unbelievably it.
Speaker 1: Happened in canon though it did happen, can it didn't?
Speaker 3: But like he just My favorite thing about that is
Speaker 3: his rush because it's like he just does this and
Speaker 3: it's like he's dragged across it was like a photoshop
Speaker 3: dragged across the steed and he just constantly throws. He
Speaker 3: has his attack that I remember, I think from the
Speaker 3: original Bout Guy actually, where like he has the present
Speaker 3: and he throws it and the kid Boo always catches
Speaker 3: it and he always explodes it.
Speaker 4: I love.
Speaker 3: There's no recovery none. So funny, it's awesome.
Speaker 1: It's like I just love the idea of it thinking
Speaker 1: about it in like an actual combat sense, where you
Speaker 1: keep catching it, like you would think at a certain point,
Speaker 1: don't fucking.
Speaker 3: Catch it, work on and work on his little dumb
Speaker 3: ass like keep getting blown up. And just because he's fine,
Speaker 3: it is, it isn't it would it would eventually hurt
Speaker 3: him like a few present attack in the show. I
Speaker 3: don't remember it. I feel like that was just like
Speaker 3: an xapolation. He gave a present to Majimboo, remember did he.
Speaker 3: I don't remember when he first met as regular before
Speaker 3: you like, before when the little dog got shot, when
Speaker 3: those assholes shot that dog.
Speaker 1: I don't remember remember that.
Speaker 4: I remember that.
Speaker 1: I don't watch and everybody brought him back to Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he split up Evil Boo, the skinny the
Speaker 1: skinny gray one that it looks like mister Hanky but
Speaker 1: a boom. Yeah, yeah, I remember that. That ship is
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that game is so fucking silly. It's
Speaker 1: it's just like it's it's like playing with toys again.
Speaker 1: That's all. It was like playing dragon Ball toys again.
Speaker 3: I like that. We're just ignoring Tegan immediately shifted the dragon, like,
Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on with Tech. Like the
Speaker 3: last second I played religiously was techn two, you know, like,
Speaker 3: and that was I don't know if you know that
Speaker 3: a long time ago.
Speaker 1: That was on the PSAT. You didn't play he didn't
Speaker 1: play Checking three a little bit. That's crazy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I played because that was the thing that like revolutionized,
Speaker 5: That's what that was right. Yeah, and that's when like
Speaker 5: everybody fucking just stopped playing everything else for a while.
Speaker 5: Like fucking Eddie Gordo showed him Jen Brian Fury, who
Speaker 5: was mine. That always made Brian well, that wasn't really
Speaker 5: I don't like I don't like that he's a cop,
Speaker 5: but like a Brian Fury, he's the cybernetic cop, the
Speaker 5: older dude, gray hair, his fucking he he was just
Speaker 5: so easy to his strikes were it was really just
Speaker 5: about his strikes, how satisfying they were. He does this
Speaker 5: one thing where he fucking does an uppercut, but he
Speaker 5: hooks your gut and then he fucking laughs and then
Speaker 5: slams you, like while he's just holding you up and
Speaker 5: then he slams you on the other side. It's so
Speaker 5: fucking typical cop, typical dude. He fucking like at one
Speaker 5: point he's he takes a tank, rips it off, you know,
Speaker 5: like from the from the from the what do you
Speaker 5: call the barrel, Yeah, from the barrel, and then throws
Speaker 5: it into a bunch of other fucking soldiers or whatever,
Speaker 5: like and he just laughs maniacally and ship. I think
Speaker 5: it's in one of the intros of Teching.
Speaker 1: How strong those people are. Like when you really think
Speaker 1: about how strong Schooler and Tecking and like Ninja Guiding
Speaker 1: characters are compared to their world, it's like, what is
Speaker 1: going on? Like I would devote my I would do
Speaker 1: what Dan did, even if like Dan's like, oh he's
Speaker 1: weak and he can't fight it, but like I have
Speaker 1: to get as strong as them somewhat or else You're
Speaker 1: in danger definitely, because yeah, how could you exist in
Speaker 1: a world like this? Like he's one of someone gets
Speaker 1: mad at walking house and beats the flaming fuck out
Speaker 1: of your wife and you can't do anything. You're like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, Eddie Gordo was in town. He
Speaker 1: fucking whirlwind kicked my house away. He just tears your
Speaker 1: house by break dancing, which would happen in Cannon could happen.
Speaker 3: It could happen, Teking, Cannon's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It's by the way, there's a video I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know the guy's name, but Insane Lord.
Speaker 5: He's done a few of them. He's on morel Combat
Speaker 5: Techan and maybe Street Fighter, but it's it's called Insane Lord.
Speaker 5: So the Insane lore of and the tecond one is
Speaker 5: it's that one's the craziest out.
Speaker 1: Of all of them because the Lord Blue Blaze Blues
Speaker 1: lore is so fucked it's insane. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: know about that game, I know the competitive nature of it,
Speaker 1: but an it's already Yeah, I'm sure when it comes
Speaker 1: to a lot of the more obscure stuff, there is
Speaker 1: way more insane. Like I can't even imagine what the
Speaker 1: fuck the lore is of Guilty Gear. Just the characters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I never even I never, Like my brother got into it.
Speaker 1: He's like, let's play this. I'm looking at the characters
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I m immediate. At this point, I
Speaker 1: really got I shut my brain off.
Speaker 5: I shut my brain off because I was like, I'm
Speaker 5: looking at these people and I'm like, nope, I don't
Speaker 5: want to know.
Speaker 3: I don't want to know watch like a puppet, like
Speaker 3: play a puppet fighter or like figure out how that
Speaker 3: would Well that's kind of like.
Speaker 1: Clay Clay play Fighter. Yeah, right, that was that was
Speaker 1: so dope and so weird. Clay. I love that. I
Speaker 1: love that game. Clay Fighter was fucking dope. I think
Speaker 1: this there was some clown that was the moss. I
Speaker 1: think it was. I think it's been a long time, man,
Speaker 1: I remember was that was that an actual video game
Speaker 1: was like a fight was a fighter and ANISS came
Speaker 1: on and yes, and it was it was damn like
Speaker 1: stop motion. Yeah, and it's all kind of clayche and
Speaker 1: it was very well Clay issues Clay it was.
Speaker 4: It was really clay.
Speaker 3: Its just like the original Dragon, the original Buday Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Clay is where I'm like,
Speaker 3: that game looks so because it's pretty because they didn't
Speaker 3: cell shade it. They were just like, look at the
Speaker 3: shading on the fucking PS two and it's like you
Speaker 3: should anybody who's curious. And he was like, maybe like
Speaker 3: too young to have experienced the original Budai games, which
Speaker 3: like fair enough, but like, dude, like the Budekai one.
Speaker 1: First of all, I love that game, like with all
Speaker 1: my heart. Is that game over twenty years old?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah it has to He doesn't.
Speaker 3: Two?
Speaker 1: He doesn't one maybe earliest, uh, two came out when
Speaker 1: I was in fifth grade.
Speaker 3: I think I remember three came out probably a four.
Speaker 1: I think, no, what do you mean? Oh wait, maybe no,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Whatever. The point is that first game looks.
Speaker 1: Games came out like rapid that first game.
Speaker 3: The two and three look great because they're sell shaded,
Speaker 3: but like one is so funny because like everyone looks
Speaker 3: fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Krillin looks like kid boo. That's how fucked
Speaker 1: up that game was. It's a gross. It's a gross.
Speaker 1: It's gross. Kings, you should do a one piece arc
Speaker 1: tier list. If not what and then it cuts off?
Speaker 1: So Nicry I can do that. It would take me
Speaker 1: a little bit of time because that I have to
Speaker 1: remember twenty five years of the show I watched, and
Speaker 1: so how many arcs is that? Like fifty? There is
Speaker 1: like maybe like twenty seven arts.
Speaker 5: That's so thin against saying the loofy loofy. He's still
Speaker 5: a kid, right, he is as he has he changed
Speaker 5: at all.
Speaker 1: He's like he's like Bart Simpson, he's growing up. He's
Speaker 1: going like, oh really, she's not a grown man. He's like,
Speaker 1: it's been it's been like what did you start off
Speaker 1: as like sixteen six sixteen, fifty sixteen, it's like three
Speaker 1: it's something like, oh he was ten or something and
Speaker 1: now he's okay, it's like fifteen. I was thinking like
Speaker 1: reboot remember that show like that, like they when they
Speaker 1: grew his ass up, and I'm like, oh, finally, I
Speaker 1: don't have to look at this dumb ass a little
Speaker 1: punk bitch kid anymore, at least an adult now. But
Speaker 1: but yeah, it's been like dang, yeah, it's been. It's
Speaker 1: twenty five years old now. Officially I've been watching since
Speaker 1: I was like maybe eight, So twenty two years too.
Speaker 5: Much, Man, it is too much. I can't like it
Speaker 5: would be one of those things where I'm not really
Speaker 5: watching it.
Speaker 1: I'm not watching out a happiness. It would just be
Speaker 1: it's not happens anymore, because like, every every moment I
Speaker 1: see Loofy, I'm like, this is so fucking stupid. I
Speaker 1: don't care about you anymore. You've been the same character
Speaker 1: for twenty years. I'm over it. Yeah, speaking of Loofy,
Speaker 1: you have you seen all those all those people uh
Speaker 1: that are there was that pirate guy that Hassan interviewed
Speaker 1: and they call him like Loofy or something because he's
Speaker 1: uh they say he's a hooty pirate.
Speaker 4: He's a hooty Oh yet I have no idea what
Speaker 4: any of that about pirate.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like a freaking Uh, there's this there's this
Speaker 5: guy who's like in his twenties and he's very handsome,
Speaker 5: and so in Hassan interviewed him and Ethan Kleine and
Speaker 5: a lot of people are accusing Hassan of that he's
Speaker 5: chilling and kind of apologizing for Hoothy terrorism and saying
Speaker 5: that this guy is connected to the hoothies. That guy
Speaker 5: saying that he's not that, and other people are saying
Speaker 5: he's not that, but the.
Speaker 1: Thing is, and I actually kind of agree with Ethan
Speaker 1: a little bit where he's like, how naive are you
Speaker 1: guys gonna be like, say, when if David Duke were
Speaker 1: to be like, I'm not racist, you know, you'd be
Speaker 1: like and then all of a sudden, motherfuckers are like, well,
Speaker 1: it's like what they did with the Nick Flint has
Speaker 1: a big interview. Nick Flint has always been like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not racist, but then his show is literally just
Speaker 1: nothing but racist. Well does it does this hoothy guy
Speaker 1: have like other content where it's so that it's done.
Speaker 5: He also posted he posted a tweet of what do
Speaker 5: you call it? When you get impaled through your ass
Speaker 5: through your mouth? There's like when you're there's a you
Speaker 5: know something, Yeah, but yeah, that's the way he basically said,
Speaker 5: uh yeah, basically, And so he said that this was
Speaker 5: on Twitter. It was a tweet that he deleted and
Speaker 5: people archived it that he wanted to do that to Jews.
Speaker 5: But then he was like, no, I just meant the Zionists,
Speaker 5: you know, like I wasn't trying to And it was
Speaker 5: one of those things where it's like but people will
Speaker 5: like see he explained himself.
Speaker 1: And then there's people it's actually kind of weird right
Speaker 1: now because I'm kind of caught in the middle. I'm
Speaker 1: not caught in the middle, but I'm in the middle where.
Speaker 5: I understand why terrorist groups exist, but they're still doing
Speaker 5: horrific shit right and things. And to Ethan Klein's point,
Speaker 5: because he made a video calling out a lot of
Speaker 5: this stuff, they're not just going after Zionists or even
Speaker 5: just Israelis. They'll take like a cargo ship that has
Speaker 5: nothing to do with it and take all the captives
Speaker 5: and all this crazy shit and then like say, Hassan's
Speaker 5: kind of apologizing for it and acting like it's not
Speaker 5: a big deal, or there's this hilarious vio.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, so check this out. There's this hilarious fucking video.
Speaker 5: It's it's I thought this was so funny where the
Speaker 5: song has this guy on his you know, sitting next
Speaker 5: to the streaming So I was like, hey, watch this
Speaker 5: music video while I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Speaker 4: I did see that. I did see that, and it
Speaker 4: was like.
Speaker 3: It does not read like I don't know what the
Speaker 3: intention was, necessarily, but it reads like horrifying, like it's
Speaker 3: something that you it's something that you would show almost
Speaker 3: to make you not like them, Like it's crazy, Like
Speaker 3: it's these people like they jump on a boat and
Speaker 3: they take everybody captive, and it's like music is playing
Speaker 3: in the background, but it's like Islamic prayer music or something.
Speaker 3: And then Hassan's like, look, it's a musical, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: this isn't a musical, dude.
Speaker 1: The guys like what the fuck?
Speaker 5: Like I thought it was gonna be like an actual
Speaker 5: music video, not like dudes with guns and fucking it's
Speaker 5: basically a terrorist propaganda video. And then like Hassan was
Speaker 5: kind of playing some of the shit and acting like
Speaker 5: it's not a big deal. And also I guess he
Speaker 5: has a modern name, Frogan and Frogan's been saying some
Speaker 5: really extreme shit, and I caught of a clip of
Speaker 5: him saying, I'm not going to tell her anything because
Speaker 5: you know, she's Lebanese and her families and Lebanon and
Speaker 5: they're going through some shit. And I thought that was
Speaker 5: kind of interesting because I'm like, think of it as,
Speaker 5: let's just say, let's just say you're in you know,
Speaker 5: you're you're Mexican, and your family's tied to the cartel,
Speaker 5: and you have somebody on Twitter that's like saying a
Speaker 5: bunch of crazy shit about killing the people in the
Speaker 5: area or whatever, and you'd probably be like, hey, check
Speaker 5: your boy, Well, you know they're in the area and
Speaker 5: they're you know, like it's just one of those things
Speaker 5: where it's like, regardless of even if you're what I
Speaker 5: meant to say is I'm made a mistake. I'm going
Speaker 5: to say you're getting terrorized by the cartel and say
Speaker 5: now you maybe want to like kill all them and
Speaker 5: you're saying all these inflammatory things.
Speaker 1: He'd probably be.
Speaker 3: Like, hey, h really, and then his son's kind of like, well,
Speaker 3: you know, she's going through some sh Do you think
Speaker 3: I think I don't say I think I think spending
Speaker 3: too much time in the political sphere online just cooks
Speaker 3: your brain. You don't really understand how things come across
Speaker 3: to just normal people who just live outside. Because like,
Speaker 3: because I really don't understand how hasad played that video
Speaker 3: in front of that guy and didn't expect like confusion
Speaker 3: from the guy because.
Speaker 1: It looks you know what I got it like, it
Speaker 1: looks crazy. It does look crazy, And I'm like aware
Speaker 1: of a lot of this stuff to him, to him,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, bro, that is objectively with no when
Speaker 1: you're looking at it, You're like, this is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: There's a there's a there's a term.
Speaker 3: I can't remember who said this to me or I
Speaker 3: can't remember like where I heard it. But it's like
Speaker 3: I try to remember this a lot. And it's like
Speaker 3: if you're explaining, you're losing you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like if you have to explain point, then like you
Speaker 3: probably shouldn't have, you know, And that's a video that
Speaker 3: like you you have to explain in detail if you're
Speaker 3: going to try to convince anybody to be okay with it.
Speaker 1: And so it's just like, yeah, you might as well
Speaker 1: just not do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta you gotta take a step back, and
Speaker 3: because you can tell that other guy by the way,
Speaker 3: that other guy that he showed it to is just
Speaker 3: like not really that online. You could just you can
Speaker 3: tell just by looking at him.
Speaker 1: Whatever he was from, he was like not That's why
Speaker 1: he was so taken aback when he like it's a
Speaker 1: funny video at he's because he's so like, oh, I
Speaker 1: wasn't expecting you were gonna play this. And also the
Speaker 1: fact that I guess Twitch is I believe cool with that.
Speaker 1: Actually people are kind of.
Speaker 5: Because, like me, I don't like how people are trying
Speaker 5: to like go after Twitch about this ship because that's
Speaker 5: what they're like, Twitch, this is this your boy?
Speaker 4: Is this your king?
Speaker 1: You know, they're doing that thing. And I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't really.
Speaker 3: Like unbanned Fresh and Fit, though, which is like or
Speaker 3: something like that.
Speaker 1: Right, dude.
Speaker 5: They unbanned the the guy, the Pirate Guy too, apparently
Speaker 5: because that the people are saying there's enough evidence to
Speaker 5: be like, this guy's definitely tied to the hoodies, they're saying,
Speaker 5: and then they banned him a first, but he's back.
Speaker 5: I don't know what the hell they're doing. Twitch has
Speaker 5: always been inconsistent with their ship. They've always been simping,
Speaker 5: you know, like say, oh, hot chicks, they're spreading the
Speaker 5: rash cheeks or whatever, we'll get banned for seven days.
Speaker 5: Or that one chick that showed her tits on accident
Speaker 5: or whatever she banned herself. They weren't even gonna do anything.
Speaker 5: I don't remember what the fuck her name was. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but it's just like, oh, no, no, And it's completely
Speaker 5: consistent to me.
Speaker 1: I'm like Twitter, just be like, you know what, we're
Speaker 1: gonna be liked for a little bit.
Speaker 3: And didn't Boogie go on there like take all his
Speaker 3: clothes off or something like that. They were allowing more.
Speaker 3: There was something that they were like body painting. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they were allowing something. They were more lax stuff. And
Speaker 3: then there was the whole that meta of implied nudity,
Speaker 3: like they were standing just off where it looked like
Speaker 3: they're naked, but you know, none of them were.
Speaker 5: It just looked like they're naked. And I think Boogie
Speaker 5: actually did because he accidentally showed I think he either
Speaker 5: closely almost showed his penis because I'm like, Kitty really
Speaker 5: sees Dick with his gut hanging over I don't know
Speaker 5: if he can actually see it.
Speaker 1: I think he.
Speaker 3: I think he tilted the camera down and then cut
Speaker 3: his we he's Penis with a bunch of them with
Speaker 3: pizza cutters.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he had like he had three of them.
Speaker 5: It was crazy. I was like, you ever seen anybody
Speaker 5: wolverine pizza cutters?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: It was like, that is so difficult to conceptualize. Actually,
Speaker 1: so is it?
Speaker 3: So? Is it this?
Speaker 1: It's almost like the.
Speaker 3: Is it the circles like in the wrist kind of
Speaker 3: or is it like that like the stick with the
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: I think so the circles, So it has an extra
Speaker 5: step for it to make sense, like this they're sitting
Speaker 5: on they're sitting the circles are sitting on his wrist
Speaker 5: like this, and when it's time to come out, when
Speaker 5: they come out, then they turn, you know, so there's
Speaker 5: an extra step. So they're sitting like this, flat on
Speaker 5: his wrist and then they go like.
Speaker 3: That pizza cutor Wolverine sounds hilarious.
Speaker 1: It sounds amazing. Was it pizza? What's his name? Pizzerine?
Speaker 1: What's his name? What's his name?
Speaker 4: What's his name?
Speaker 1: They extend a little further.
Speaker 3: They out, let's cook bub it's pizzerine, just like joint pizza.
Speaker 3: That made me one pizza though, yeah, wait, there's a
Speaker 3: sentinel with an uncut pizza. And he just goes insane.
Speaker 4: He's just.
Speaker 3: Yeah, A lot of the you know what's frustrating for
Speaker 3: me is like a lot of these conversations like it
Speaker 3: this way, you know, I like.
Speaker 1: To roll it up and fold it. And if there
Speaker 1: was a blunt, that's insane.
Speaker 3: Kick said you should do one pieces. That's the name
Speaker 3: of the guy. That's the name he wrote it, and
Speaker 3: he says, he said, this question is for Derek. In
Speaker 3: an old episode, you mentioned wanting to fuck a girl
Speaker 3: doggie style while eating a bowl of cocoa? Did you
Speaker 3: ever achieve that dream?
Speaker 1: H that's a funny question.
Speaker 5: So I've had offers, but then because it was one
Speaker 5: of those things where I like, I brought it up
Speaker 5: because I just thought, I think the concept is kind
Speaker 5: of just funny to me, and I've had like a
Speaker 5: couple of offers, but I don't really want to do it,
Speaker 5: if you know what I mean. Because it's, first of all,
Speaker 5: milk's gonna splash it. It's just it's not like an
Speaker 5: actual you'd have to like put some little milk in
Speaker 5: it to make sure there's no slashing, or you're just
Speaker 5: literally not really fucking. So the concept of it is
Speaker 5: what is actually fun and entertaining at the execution. No, no, no,
Speaker 5: So I'm never gonna do that. I literally could and
Speaker 5: I've said this before too, but getting filatio, eating ice cream,
Speaker 5: fucking prem prima, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't do eating macause I'm just gonna care about
Speaker 1: eating more than the sex.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: See, that's why I can't. That's what I said, fialatio.
Speaker 1: When you're kicking back with the Oriel mcflurry and you're
Speaker 1: being serviced, it's there. There's no better feeling. I like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, Like I like food and I
Speaker 1: sort of like women. So like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's going to like a net benefit.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you're looking, you think that it would
Speaker 3: lead to because there's a thing, there's a thing. Well,
Speaker 3: that's what happened in that time Fold episodehere George tried
Speaker 3: to eat a sandwich. He tried to mix it, and
Speaker 3: so like every time he would eat, he would get
Speaker 3: bricked up. I feel like that would only happen if
Speaker 3: you're a kid, like was like getting wired and doing
Speaker 3: it too much?
Speaker 1: Maybe you know, I feel like because what happened to
Speaker 1: will Smith where he fucks too much, where he vomits
Speaker 1: now he would have gotten sick when he was fucking
Speaker 1: fucking too often, So like what but what what happened
Speaker 1: is he just dehydrated. That's what I'm wondering.
Speaker 4: What what is it?
Speaker 1: Because now he has like that's definitely trauma. That's definitely
Speaker 1: more than just That's what's so weird to me, Like
Speaker 1: that definitely trauma. He definitely probably started checked, he said,
Speaker 1: he started like associating sex with like discuss probably in
Speaker 1: his life because of like how like much he had
Speaker 1: sex and how little he had like attachment to people
Speaker 1: he's having sex with. Probably the butler you just you
Speaker 1: fucking Outfred Alfred Alfred Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, those are those are the two butlers
Speaker 3: in my brain. Those are the two most famous butlers.
Speaker 1: Outfred and Jeffery is the only two.
Speaker 4: They tag team.
Speaker 1: Do what about Jeeves? Who's Jeeves? Asked jeefs, Yeah, Jeeves.
Speaker 3: There there's probably a significant portion of people listening around.
Speaker 3: I have no idea what the fuck, Like I kind
Speaker 3: of shouldn't even because I don't even know.
Speaker 1: We're kind of late that I was. I was a
Speaker 1: Jeeves guy because it was before Google.
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, yeah, it was a search engine before
Speaker 3: Google or maybe like even just like around the same time.
Speaker 4: It was more a question asking place on a search.
Speaker 5: I specifically remember using yeah because it would have things
Speaker 5: in place.
Speaker 1: It was like Wara or whatever. The fuck.
Speaker 5: I used to use Mama. There was Mama dot com,
Speaker 5: which was a search engine that I liked better than Google.
Speaker 5: Google didn't really do it for me when I when
Speaker 5: it when it propped up because when I was in
Speaker 5: eighth grade in like two thousand and two, two thousand
Speaker 5: and three, that's uh, when Google like Skyrocket and I'm like, shit, sucks.
Speaker 5: I used Mama until Mama fucking ship.
Speaker 1: Now use it was a go.
Speaker 3: The second Chrome happened, I was like ower. The second Chrome,
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I'm yeah, this is this is over.
Speaker 3: So I hated Firefox and yeah, I just like the fucking.
Speaker 1: UI for it was just like what the usafari now
Speaker 1: on my phone, But I used to I used so
Speaker 1: far on my phone just because I don't really do
Speaker 1: much on my phone, so I don't care enough to
Speaker 1: like optimize my search engine. But it's the same.
Speaker 5: It's the same thing with the phone. Like if I
Speaker 5: cared about optimization, I wouldn't even have an iPhone. I
Speaker 5: would definitely be on Android.
Speaker 1: I justfin'tly have Crumb on my phone. I just can't.
Speaker 4: It's too convenient. But I used to have it.
Speaker 1: But it's just it's whatever. It's not really doing anything,
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, what am I?
Speaker 3: It really is just a brand thing at this point.
Speaker 3: I'm so used to Google where you're using it. But
Speaker 3: I even did, like do you remember when they did
Speaker 3: that when Microsoft did that ad campaign about bang where
Speaker 3: they had people like do blind searches. Yeah, they would
Speaker 3: just like see which one's better, and like Bing was
Speaker 3: like the better one for most people. It was actually true,
Speaker 3: like because I tried it out and I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: Bing is better anyway, Fuck I forgot.
Speaker 4: I just went back to.
Speaker 3: Google because I was just like, it's not I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna say I'm gonna bing something.
Speaker 4: Fu you.
Speaker 1: It's also it's better, but it's not. Like Google was horrific,
Speaker 1: So that was kind of thing people people at the time.
Speaker 1: Now it is.
Speaker 3: I'm not so sure that anyone else is better though,
Speaker 3: Like I don't know if it's like I don't know
Speaker 3: if Google is so much worse today.
Speaker 5: Duck duck go. I used Duck dut go. It's it
Speaker 5: just reminds me of the search engines like a decade ago.
Speaker 5: It's so much better where I'm like, I'm finding things
Speaker 5: that I'm fucking looking for because now all it show
Speaker 5: it means that AI shit things that.
Speaker 1: I'm not looking for. And then Reddit results did you
Speaker 1: see that?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, brother going around where like they were
Speaker 3: talking about like this basketball player. His name's Michael Jordan
Speaker 3: no CP three or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you see the thing that was like the AI?
Speaker 1: It was like an A. I think it's like, why
Speaker 1: is CP three? What's the name? And it said his
Speaker 1: name was child Porn three. No, you fucking liar. I'm
Speaker 1: not joking.
Speaker 3: Well look you're not lying because that is it might
Speaker 3: I'm sure it's not real, but like that that picture
Speaker 3: is real, you know what I mean. I'm sure somebody
Speaker 3: inspected element did it or something. But it's so funny
Speaker 3: because I just like I saw it. I was like
Speaker 3: that is because it's not outside of the realm of
Speaker 3: believability to be because of how wrong, Like, dude, I've
Speaker 3: done my own AI search it or like not AI
Speaker 3: searches intentionally, but I've done own Google searches where it
Speaker 3: does the AI auto fill and it's it's wrong two
Speaker 3: degrees that like, it's kind of astounds that makes.
Speaker 1: Sense at all, So I gotta like, for real, I've
Speaker 1: always I'm so glad he brought this up because I
Speaker 1: don't have very many friends that like love basketball the
Speaker 1: way that I do. See child Porn three has always
Speaker 1: been his name to me, Oh that is crazy whatever.
Speaker 5: Like you hear CP three, I was like, oh, child
Speaker 5: Porn three, Yeah, and like, but I can't tell that
Speaker 5: joke to anyone because my friends, my friends, only one
Speaker 5: of my friends, only literally only one of my friends
Speaker 5: watches basketball. So he's the only one that I can
Speaker 5: make that reference to and you would understand what I'm
Speaker 5: talking about. So, because that's the one thing about basketball
Speaker 5: is everybody has fucking abbreviations is a thing.
Speaker 1: It is now even I brought this up of the
Speaker 1: podcast one time. Stephen A. Smith. He's a he's an analyst, right,
Speaker 1: he's a journalist. They call it say, now, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Stephen A so Steve and they call m A And
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, this nigga is sexual assault Smith. Now
Speaker 1: he's sexual assault Smith. I was like, they're getting sucked
Speaker 1: up on this ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel bad for everybody, Like I wonder like
Speaker 3: when the next.
Speaker 1: DP is now fucking double penetration peer or something that's
Speaker 1: this motherfucker? Is the child porn three?
Speaker 2: That is?
Speaker 1: And what does that mean? Does he have three child
Speaker 1: pornsch poor three is?
Speaker 3: So is the implication that there's a trilogy?
Speaker 1: Oh no, my god. Chris Paul is such a great athlete,
Speaker 1: so he's like legendarily good.
Speaker 3: He got your first names?
Speaker 1: Come on? Well yeah, well, I mean so is Paul George.
Speaker 1: There's Chris Paul and then there's Paul George.
Speaker 3: Jordan, So do Briannston Jamison. Wait a minute, A lot
Speaker 3: of these are double first name.
Speaker 1: I think about it. Well, yes, I didn't even that's
Speaker 1: so interesting. I didn't really consider. I know you have
Speaker 1: many black yle Neil, Jaquille, bron Neil. You ever know
Speaker 1: how many black who have two first names. It's really common,
Speaker 1: in fact, having two first names. Yeah, at least like
Speaker 1: standard inward gym, like, my first name is Edward, my
Speaker 1: dad's first name is I.
Speaker 4: Mean, hey, dude man.
Speaker 1: Mark Twain was fire dude Mark. He wrote he having
Speaker 1: a character named Inward, Jim, and one of your pieces
Speaker 1: is that.
Speaker 4: It's actually it was.
Speaker 1: It was really ahead of its time, but not for
Speaker 1: the exact right way it's for it's ahead of it.
Speaker 1: It's for my dumb ass braid. Well, no, I thing
Speaker 1: else thought that shi it was funny except I'm I'm
Speaker 1: in school and I was. I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: can I please say it that I made? We made
Speaker 1: our white friend says, ready up. We made our wife
Speaker 1: friend read it. He really did, Actually, did you actually? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He had to say it.
Speaker 4: No, we didn't do.
Speaker 1: And they wouldn't read it out loud. They wouldn't they
Speaker 1: wouldn't let they wouldn't let they wouldn't let the they
Speaker 1: wouldn't let.
Speaker 4: The kids say the N word.
Speaker 1: Y'all did you guys read it out loud? I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I think so, though we do it. We literally made
Speaker 1: him do it. Anybody want to go? The teacher was like,
Speaker 1: I think we did read it out loud. Go ahead, John,
Speaker 1: And he was like, I want to see if let's
Speaker 1: see what we got. I don't know if they make
Speaker 1: you read out loud anymore.
Speaker 8: That ship was a I know in New York they
Speaker 8: made you read it. I want to see you say it.
Speaker 8: I want to see if there's a censored version, but uh,
Speaker 8: I'm not gonna find.
Speaker 1: If you don't say name.
Speaker 5: I agree, like, look, so here's the thing I do
Speaker 5: agree that you should like for when you're in context.
Speaker 1: It was like I remember when I was a kid.
Speaker 1: My mom was like, oh, we're gonna read uh stuff
Speaker 1: from the Bible. And I was like, all right, you
Speaker 1: know whatever because she didn't like go into church. But
Speaker 1: she was like, we'll just we'll have like a Bible
Speaker 1: study thing and me, I was like, but it didn't
Speaker 1: last long. It lasted for like three weeks. Bro, my god,
Speaker 1: this even I had have Bible study and I'm fucking like,
Speaker 1: actually really Christian. Look, this lasted for three like I
Speaker 1: was for even though I was a kid.
Speaker 5: I went along with it for a while because I
Speaker 5: thought that was this thing I had to do, and
Speaker 5: then I was I did pray because it was just
Speaker 5: like a mantra. But then as I got older, like
Speaker 5: I'm saying, like in probably like fifteen or something around there,
Speaker 5: I'm like, the fuck am I doing? But uh, when
Speaker 5: I was a lot younger, I still went along with
Speaker 5: some of the stuff. Like I would see everybody praying
Speaker 5: and say thank you Jesus and like squeezing their hands
Speaker 5: all hard, and I'm like and I'm like, yeah, thanks,
Speaker 5: you know, I'm kind of like, I'm like, kind of whatever.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I remember the moment where I stopped praying.
Speaker 4: When when was that?
Speaker 3: I remember just like because I did it for a while.
Speaker 3: And then I remember sitting there and I and I
Speaker 3: looked around my room and saw all of like the
Speaker 3: advanced technology, and then I thought to myself, like why
Speaker 3: this is incongruent? Does it not make sense? Something about
Speaker 3: it felt like incorrect?
Speaker 1: How older do you remember? It was like nine? Like ten,
Speaker 1: I uh pray. I prayed longer than I I was
Speaker 1: already not a believer, but I kept praying because.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did so because it's just part of it's
Speaker 3: part of the routine.
Speaker 5: It was literally a mantra to me before going to sleep. Essentially,
Speaker 5: it was like a thing that I did. I don't
Speaker 5: even remember what I used to say.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's actually disimilar to like some of them
Speaker 3: more like secular, like people.
Speaker 1: Like I praise still, but like I don't pray to God.
Speaker 1: It's like affirmations, like his thoughts out of my head
Speaker 1: right right, like your head. You're like the Secret. You're
Speaker 1: like that fucking book, The Secret. That's basically that's what
Speaker 1: the book is. Yeah, the book is essentially thank the
Speaker 1: universe that yeah, like speaking thoughts out of my head,
Speaker 1: getting getting getting these thoughts out of my head. Kill
Speaker 1: kill kill. That unfortunate that.
Speaker 3: It's unfortunate that that book is so stupid because it
Speaker 3: is technically good advice. Oh the Secret, Yeah, bischnically like
Speaker 3: it's not like literally real, but it is, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest people, it's not even the Secret's fault.
Speaker 1: It's people took on a.
Speaker 5: Real interpretation of it that like literally things are gonna
Speaker 5: poof out of nowhere. That book just repackaged ship that
Speaker 5: has existed for Yeah.
Speaker 1: There's like this simple self help.
Speaker 5: There's two There's there's one thing by Earl Nightingale that's
Speaker 5: called The Stranger's Secret, so they stole it from Earl Nightingale.
Speaker 5: But there's also a book that stole from Earl Nightingale.
Speaker 5: That's called the Science of Getting Rich and a lot
Speaker 5: of rich people. Mayweather didn't read it, but he understood it,
Speaker 5: so he would always surround.
Speaker 1: He would. That's why he didn't read it, because he
Speaker 1: literally can't read. That's why I said that he would
Speaker 1: have no look at he look at He look at him.
Speaker 1: Looking at that page is like be looking at bucket.
Speaker 1: It's like be looking at like I don't know, like
Speaker 1: gayly wh I'm looking at like Japanese colik for I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I have no I can't. But for every letter, I
Speaker 1: know what this is, and I know what this is,
Speaker 1: and so everything else, I'm kind of like, that's weird.
Speaker 1: You got gay tat too on your arm. I could
Speaker 1: I referred to some Japanese people to make well. First
Speaker 1: of all, this is a Kuba symbol, and imagine it says.
Speaker 4: The time gay.
Speaker 1: This whole time, it's just gay. And then what he
Speaker 1: doesn't like, he grabs you love the raging demon fucks
Speaker 1: your ass. Then it is just gay, bloody. It is
Speaker 1: like homo, the raging homos. Oh man, I don't even
Speaker 1: know how we got here.
Speaker 4: I don't know either.
Speaker 3: We're talking about the secret somehow we were talking about
Speaker 3: this secret. Oh yeah, the secret something whatever.
Speaker 4: Game.
Speaker 3: It's I get like there's a whole like misinterpretation totally.
Speaker 3: It's that's it's the same thing that it's literally the
Speaker 3: same thing that BuzzFeed did with like fucking all these
Speaker 3: academic concepts that they were just not equipped to talk about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's literally the same thing. It's like the secret
Speaker 1: is this, and it's like.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is what prejudice bus power black people get.
Speaker 1: Self help is really I think self help and those
Speaker 1: things are really good for your mind. I think it
Speaker 1: can help you learn how to guess you don't understand
Speaker 1: if you don't un if you don't understand those concepts, obviously,
Speaker 1: like that's a good thing. I think learning how to
Speaker 1: better understand your own mind in general is a good thing.
Speaker 1: You gotta figure out who you are, how you work,
Speaker 1: because a lot of people really don't. I think that's
Speaker 1: a huge problem. People just don't undertand how their own mind.
Speaker 3: Yeah whatever, Oh my god, your kids are gonna be
Speaker 3: fucking absurd.
Speaker 1: No, we can't give the kids. Actually I just don't.
Speaker 3: I'm not around them enough to really bother or care.
Speaker 1: But we can't have that.
Speaker 4: We can.
Speaker 1: I think I think the little Anti Christ will be
Speaker 1: born will be a really fucking strange kid.
Speaker 4: They're like, wow, that's weird.
Speaker 3: My dad just we have a master chief every fucking day,
Speaker 3: twice a day, so you can beat me up and
Speaker 3: feel powerful. But your chief custom kid now can't give
Speaker 3: it the visors You did a thing with a special
Speaker 3: beam canon when a guy was making a pick alole
Speaker 3: fight Chief, but you do it to your real.
Speaker 1: Son with that ship was fucking lit.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna order a bunch of toys and playing play
Speaker 1: with bash fakers. Eventually I'm gonna do it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: gotta hide them though literally finds if she will throw
Speaker 1: them away and I'll out, then that'll be the time
Speaker 1: where I actually physically abuser. Oh An, you throw my
Speaker 1: toys away? I'm Indian. I would like the ones that
Speaker 1: I've had for like over twenty years. If fucking Jojo
Speaker 1: threw if anyone threw away, my mom threw away at
Speaker 1: inder and the thing. The thing is, I have no evidence,
Speaker 1: but there's ones missing that I'm like, did she throws
Speaker 1: them away? I'm sure you know what I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: sure they really don't see the worth in it. I
Speaker 1: think that's why they're like they're like a lot of girls,
Speaker 1: a lot of women that are not of the culture
Speaker 1: of like plants like that and things like that. They
Speaker 1: genuinely don't see the worth of it. To me, it's
Speaker 1: just not see like I don't need to be happy that.
Speaker 1: I don't even need them to see the worth in it.
Speaker 1: I need you to understand that this is my thing
Speaker 1: that I like. It's that simple. It's just like I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna throw your ship away, so I'll away.
Speaker 3: I'll throw your shit away absolutely, like if I if
Speaker 3: I if my stuff gets thrown away, I'm throwing away
Speaker 3: something like spitefully, but like say if with intense spiler. Oh,
Speaker 3: like you have all this makeup, but like it's too much,
Speaker 3: Like surely you don't use all of this, so I
Speaker 3: threw all of it away.
Speaker 1: Jewel expensive ass jewelry. I just throw it all away. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just that's so it's not even sell it, not
Speaker 1: even sell it. Throw it away is so stupid to
Speaker 1: give it the homeless people just give homeless people don't
Speaker 1: by method that. I still think about that cards, the
Speaker 1: deck of Eugeo cards, I just threw in the trash.
Speaker 1: Wait yours?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like that's what I don't understand, like getre because
Speaker 3: they weren't mine. So like what happened was, like I
Speaker 3: I retrospect. What happened was, I think like a family
Speaker 3: member of mine came into my room.
Speaker 1: I was sweeping.
Speaker 3: They wanted to gift something to me, so they just
Speaker 3: left it on the dresser because they just whatever. In retrospect,
Speaker 3: I kind of get it because I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna fucking whatever. I don't need the whole interaction of
Speaker 3: like here, I just gifted you something. And so I
Speaker 3: woke up and there was this. There was a stack
Speaker 3: of yu Gio cards on the tape on my dresser,
Speaker 3: and I was just like, I don't know what this.
Speaker 1: Did you even look at them? No, I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is. He's even like at least I would
Speaker 1: have looked at them, like I think I.
Speaker 4: Looked at them.
Speaker 1: But then but then I was like, okay, cards and
Speaker 1: I took through them all in the car. You never
Speaker 1: gotten a Yugo No, No, I just have looked at it.
Speaker 1: I like the I watch a little bit. I really
Speaker 1: remember like the intro lad it was like U gi
Speaker 1: oh are the champions?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: DIGIT told U gios to change the ugo.
Speaker 4: I just say your juice, no dude ju.
Speaker 1: That's when I was way too young to be making yeah,
Speaker 1: making ju. I was making jokes at.
Speaker 3: Like nine, I don't even really knowing what I don't
Speaker 3: even know what people were I wasn't.
Speaker 5: I heard the word and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 5: didn't under My first intro to Judaism was the no
Speaker 5: not the Simpsons, uh fucking worse uh rug Rats they
Speaker 5: had a pass.
Speaker 1: They had pass most of them, all of them, Tommy Pickles,
Speaker 1: specifically Tommy, and he was like, you lost control of.
Speaker 4: I love that that too.
Speaker 1: That such an iconic clip from the rug Rats.
Speaker 3: I felt that that's even at that age, that age,
Speaker 3: at that time of night where it's just like I
Speaker 3: paid am I making pancakes at in the morning?
Speaker 1: Why are you making chocolate pudding at four in the
Speaker 1: leg in the mornings? Like because I've lost the control
Speaker 1: of my life? So good.
Speaker 3: I love that that was on like a kid ship
Speaker 3: Like there was something about that time.
Speaker 1: I love that show because that show is so like
Speaker 1: there's so much ship going on with the kids being silly,
Speaker 1: but the parents are just people our age, just like
Speaker 1: really trying to make it work, like they don't. They
Speaker 1: had kids a little too late and they're trying to
Speaker 1: make it work, and they're like, these kids are so
Speaker 1: fucking stupid.
Speaker 5: What its so my wife absorbing them in like the
Speaker 5: little like cross space or whatever with that thing.
Speaker 1: That's a you know, like my wife is so obviously lesbian.
Speaker 1: My husband's a fuck up, you know, Like I'm a
Speaker 1: single dad.
Speaker 4: Kid.
Speaker 1: There was so much sh a couple that a couple
Speaker 1: that was like it was like.
Speaker 3: But there was there was a feeling in their dad
Speaker 3: was there was a lesbian and a clown or something like, Yeah.
Speaker 1: That was totally a cloud, dude. He was totally a cloud.
Speaker 1: And she was clearly clearly an eighties lesbian, Like she
Speaker 1: wasn't she was married to him, I guess, but like
Speaker 1: she was definitely and she his beard. I don't know
Speaker 1: what you call it in reverse, you know, like when
Speaker 1: like because you know, like it's called a beard for a.
Speaker 4: This is my bush.
Speaker 1: This is my bush. That guy was like like she
Speaker 1: definitely like munched all these rugs while he just watched,
Speaker 1: and he thought it was hot as flower. But it's
Speaker 1: a blower, and it got in by mistakes, good Blower, No, no,
Speaker 1: he yeah, okay, she's so he's he has ropes for days.
Speaker 1: He's so fucking ricing seted or pussy.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then she got right and she like twins fucking whatever,
Speaker 1: all right, and then she started lessing harder afterwards.
Speaker 3: Well the thing about it, yeah, like I don't know,
Speaker 3: like I remember watching that show.
Speaker 1: And then the freaking Dylan you're telling Tommy's go ahead, Okay,
Speaker 1: it was just like Dylan, Tommy's married, Chucky's dad's sister. Right,
Speaker 1: Chucky is Chucky is Tommy and Dill's cousin. Right? No, No,
Speaker 1: they're just other babies. Wait they're not. I thought related. No,
Speaker 1: the only one that's related related to Tommy, their cousin.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait really no, I thought I thought the
Speaker 1: Tommy and and Chucky. No, no, Chucky is Chucky is
Speaker 1: just a friend related No film that was friends with them.
Speaker 1: But I think Tommy and Chucky are related. If I'm
Speaker 1: a mistakes mistaken, I think I think Tommy. I think
Speaker 1: Chucky's mom is related to Tommy's dad. Actually, and ironically,
Speaker 1: Chucky's mom Chucky's on When I died, I think she's
Speaker 1: related Tommy's dad actually, and then he became friends. They
Speaker 1: all like all be coincided. So you're saying that. So
Speaker 1: you're saying that Drew. What's the other guy's name, Steve, Stu?
Speaker 6: Drew?
Speaker 1: And then Chucky's dad or brothers and no, Chuck, So
Speaker 1: who's dad?
Speaker 4: Chucky's dad?
Speaker 1: Drew and Stu are brothers. They are right, that's Angelica's dad. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's Tommy's dad, right right, Well, yeah, Angelica's and Jelica's
Speaker 1: dad is is Drew?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And then Stummy's dad. I think their lady. I
Speaker 1: could be wrong.
Speaker 4: Are you saying that?
Speaker 3: So are you saying that Chucky's wife.
Speaker 1: Is Tucky's mom? Oh you're saying Chucky's sister. Yeah, I'm mistaking.
Speaker 1: I could be wrong. I look it up, I've seen.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. So they killed their sister. No one
Speaker 1: that that's not where we went like, that's that's on
Speaker 1: brand for us. Yes, that's not that is what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he killed his sister and then he married some funtions
Speaker 1: and he got furious, so he invented a kill her machine.
Speaker 1: A god, do you remember this episode where Stu invented
Speaker 1: this clown. It was called mister Friend, and then they
Speaker 1: turned like kill her. It was like mister fiend. One
Speaker 1: of those killed their sister. Yeah, but like like he
Speaker 1: made he was trying to make it like a Chucky doll.
Speaker 1: He made mister Fiend killed the sister and then he
Speaker 1: was like, I need to redo this, and then he
Speaker 1: made mister Friend. So that's what happened.
Speaker 6: And then.
Speaker 1: Chucky's dad, which I think his name is Charles, isn't
Speaker 1: he just Chucky Senior?
Speaker 4: I guess?
Speaker 5: So he went and fucked this like Asian from Paris, right,
Speaker 5: because I remember that that correctly. I fucked an Asian
Speaker 5: and period mom. She's the black one, Jackie.
Speaker 1: What's her name? Jackie? The Asian girl? I don't know
Speaker 1: her name. Kim that was at the time, that Kim Wong.
Speaker 1: I don't pretty sure. I honestly I don't.
Speaker 4: That was I checked.
Speaker 1: Kimmy is the little girl. I was already watch I
Speaker 1: remember them. The mom's name. The mom could have got it.
Speaker 1: She was fire. I guess everybody everybody in Charles dated
Speaker 1: up man Charles, the girl, the girl with the mom,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about?
Speaker 4: The Asian?
Speaker 1: She was bad she was talking about.
Speaker 4: I was Tommy, her name was.
Speaker 3: Her name name is Dde. I'm pretty I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 5: No, DEDI want I wanted a puncher. Yeah, that was
Speaker 5: like developed that. That was my first development of the
Speaker 5: hint of misogyny.
Speaker 1: She looks like mask you know what I mean that
Speaker 1: movie where the kids like deformed. He's got the red hair.
Speaker 4: Do you think so? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think she I think I think Dede looks like mad.
Speaker 1: They're not really, they're just they're best friends with each other,
Speaker 1: of course. Yeah, I was till give yourself.
Speaker 4: I guess it was.
Speaker 1: Angelica was the one I was lead that ye Drew's daughter.
Speaker 3: It's Tommy Dill and Angelica. They're related, but everybody else
Speaker 3: is just a friend.
Speaker 1: Why he's still related? What do you mean Dill's Tommy's brother. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Diyl is like the baby baby Phil Phil is little Bill.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got confused. I forgot about Dil. Everybody should. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I had a scrappy do. It checked out around that
Speaker 5: time when.
Speaker 4: Movie.
Speaker 1: I might have saw the movie before, but I don't
Speaker 1: that I don't have any memory of it. Getting that
Speaker 1: fucking pop the thing with fucking reptron. It was an
Speaker 1: experience for me. Dude, reptar is dope. I gotta say
Speaker 1: a little green tar on ice. Do you remember I
Speaker 1: reptar reptile got up on a REPTI that dude that
Speaker 1: was loaded in the nineties was.
Speaker 3: Just even just like the Orange the Orange VHS.
Speaker 1: That movie came on the Orange multi well they had
Speaker 1: had that was it was King and Cow. It was
Speaker 1: that and maybe the second movie you didn't didn't know
Speaker 1: it was one of the nickelode I think I only
Speaker 1: had was Fire, Dude. I wanted I wanted like that.
Speaker 1: I wanted to eat it. I thought it was carnage
Speaker 1: and sn e s Red, Red Chilleristic Black, the gold
Speaker 1: go from from from Time the Golden Ah. I love
Speaker 1: that man, and I have none of it.
Speaker 4: I know it's sad.
Speaker 1: We didn't understand that things were work stuff because we
Speaker 1: know we were. We just assumed our parents didn't foster
Speaker 1: that mentality, Beau, they didn't believe in it.
Speaker 3: Well, no, we just we just also assume they like
Speaker 3: the dolls and function. We assume that what would be
Speaker 3: good now would continue to be good. There's no reason
Speaker 3: to why would things get worse. Don't you would imagine
Speaker 3: if anything things would get better.
Speaker 1: I don't think exactly.
Speaker 3: Well, it depends on what you're talking about. Convenience wise,
Speaker 3: things have gotten infinitely better, right, But do you think
Speaker 3: thing's not worse? Well, I mean I think about not
Speaker 3: necessarily I think about, but I do think about, like
Speaker 3: I don't know, like just the differences between like a
Speaker 3: physical piece of media today, Like if you get like
Speaker 3: a new game on disc, it sucks compared to like
Speaker 3: how it used to be. Like used to get like
Speaker 3: a manual, maybe even like a fucking reversible cover. It
Speaker 3: would have like a bunch of shit in it, like art,
Speaker 3: some a poster, fucking some other thing.
Speaker 1: In there, and then you get the disc.
Speaker 3: But now it's like, okay, you get the fucking box.
Speaker 3: Inside there's a piece of cardboard that advertises fucking pizza
Speaker 3: Hut or something or fucking PS plus or fucking whatever.
Speaker 3: And then there's the disc which doesn't even have the
Speaker 3: fucking game on it because it's just a download thing
Speaker 3: for like what you.
Speaker 1: It's there's a different fact that the fact that special
Speaker 1: editions don't come with games sometimes now is the craziest reality.
Speaker 3: Well, I agree, Are you gonna say there was there
Speaker 3: was a Devil's Advocate thing for a minute, where and
Speaker 3: I still kind of feel this way where it's just
Speaker 3: like if you don't know, it's such a specific type
Speaker 3: of situation you have to be in the like if
Speaker 3: you don't know what you're gonna get it for, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. Like let's say you like at
Speaker 3: the beginning of like a generation specifically. I remember this
Speaker 3: because like I think at the beginning of the Xbox
Speaker 3: One PS four generation, there was like some game that
Speaker 3: had a special edition that did not have the game specifically,
Speaker 3: because it didn't even have like a console affiliation, Like
Speaker 3: it was like just the special edition and it came
Speaker 3: with like the book, the statue, whatever, but it didn't
Speaker 3: come with the game, and it wasn't like PS four
Speaker 3: Xbox branded because people hadn't necessarily made their choices yet.
Speaker 3: And so what you would do is like it would
Speaker 3: be the price of the special audition with the price
Speaker 3: of the game kind of removed from it, so you
Speaker 3: could get the special addition and then make the choice
Speaker 3: of where to get it later. That is relatively fine,
Speaker 3: but that's like a very specific use case like that.
Speaker 3: That's not what I'm talking about, Like massifacing and drama.
Speaker 3: You're buying that fucking one hundred and seventy five dollars thing,
Speaker 3: and then you're getting not massifact. That's dumb as fuck. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're getting a ship of the of the not normality.
Speaker 4: What is it called? And drama?
Speaker 1: Again, I love the piss the piss space. I think
Speaker 1: it was normally something like it was like a ripoff
Speaker 1: because like I think it was called like the Tempest
Speaker 1: or something, which is gun in the fucking the Original
Speaker 1: game series, which I think it's a submachine gun if
Speaker 1: I remember correct, it is, but like so I was like,
Speaker 1: let me make sure that's the name of it.
Speaker 5: But I remember being pissed off that. I'm like, I
Speaker 5: know what's gonna happen in this game. This is so
Speaker 5: that was so lazy, such a lazy decision that the
Speaker 5: alien's gonna be lame as fuck.
Speaker 1: And then then they would you not look into the
Speaker 1: ship of that look, I just got out here. This
Speaker 1: is when I first living with you him. Yeah, around
Speaker 1: that time, everything pointed to that aim being a nightmare.
Speaker 1: Well before it came.
Speaker 5: When I'm really excited for something or like, uh say,
Speaker 5: for uh, I had to look in a dragon age, Uh,
Speaker 5: this veil the veil guard because of just I need
Speaker 5: to know what I'm getting myself into. But normally, if
Speaker 5: if everything if there, if by Ware's track record was good,
Speaker 5: I wouldn't look into Uh. I wouldn't have looked into
Speaker 5: it at all. I wanted to come into a blind
Speaker 5: and really be like if I believed in it, but
Speaker 5: I don't believe in them. That was their first real fumble.
Speaker 1: To be fair, right, technically three was as far as
Speaker 1: Bywear three was there is great their first football, like uh, Andromeda.
Speaker 3: The first real fumble that BioWare had was was Andromeda.
Speaker 3: Well three, yes, and no.
Speaker 1: I feel like this three people it was famously I
Speaker 1: feel like it was. I feel like it was extremely
Speaker 1: overblown in my opinion, the way that people were behaving.
Speaker 1: I do. I hate the fact that, uh, how vanilla
Speaker 1: it was because I feel like knowing about like the
Speaker 1: Levi in DLC, I think it should have just been
Speaker 1: in the game because that's to me, not beating the
Speaker 1: game and not knowing where the Reapers came from is
Speaker 1: kind of weird. So it's like, you can do that
Speaker 1: if you want. If you wanted to leave it a mystery,
Speaker 1: why would you not want to know where the fucking
Speaker 1: the ultimate villains have been the whole time. You would
Speaker 1: want to know that.
Speaker 5: But like say, if they if they wrote it in
Speaker 5: a way that like it's always going to be a mystery,
Speaker 5: I would have accepted it. But knowing that they kept
Speaker 5: it in deal they you know, they they basically held
Speaker 5: it hostage.
Speaker 1: That's what upset me.
Speaker 4: Derek.
Speaker 1: Imagine you finished buts Gate. You get to the end, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you have no clue what happens to Balder's Gate.
Speaker 4: Look, you have no no.
Speaker 5: This is this is my argument is I've consumed so
Speaker 5: much media where that is that that's just how it is.
Speaker 5: They wrote it in a way that something supposed to
Speaker 5: be a mystery and you're never supposed to find it out.
Speaker 1: I can accept that.
Speaker 5: If it's if that's the way it's supposed to be, titked,
Speaker 5: maybe I would have discussions like this and say, I
Speaker 5: wish they would have told us, But I've consumed so
Speaker 5: much shit that where it's like it's left.
Speaker 1: It up and like it's up to your interpretations, you know, Like.
Speaker 4: I'm just like.
Speaker 1: I'm just like I know, I know everybody, I know,
Speaker 1: everybody's consumed stuff like that. I hate I look, I
Speaker 1: love law.
Speaker 4: I'm not a huge that either.
Speaker 1: I'm just I've accepted it. I have. You've been, You've been,
Speaker 1: You've been fucked so hard to submission. Yeah that you're like,
Speaker 1: all right, this is just fine. It's glides in now,
Speaker 1: you know. Lare gets fucking man like. I love Lare.
Speaker 4: I like Laura.
Speaker 1: I like I truthful, truthfully that.
Speaker 3: I like when things are kept mysterious. But like sometimes
Speaker 3: sometimes sometimes I worry for something that should be explained
Speaker 3: by the end. I think it would be really nice
Speaker 3: because it's like, how the things get here? How is
Speaker 3: this every fifty thousand years these niggas show up?
Speaker 4: How did this happen?
Speaker 1: Are they from? Like?
Speaker 5: What are they from a different galaxy? Because that was
Speaker 5: my theory. I was like, all these motherfucker are probably
Speaker 5: from the space. There were these sea creatures that made
Speaker 5: them that look like they have no business being able
Speaker 5: to make something like this. That's what actually I actually
Speaker 5: ended up liking it because it's modeled. After I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: so these are some super intelligent creatures that look like
Speaker 5: they have no business being super intelligent.
Speaker 1: They just like scary sea monsters. And but they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: let's build AI to make things easier than they just
Speaker 1: starting killing everything, like you guys suck and always war
Speaker 1: and take over everything. You're you're extincting species. Now we're
Speaker 1: going to harvest you guys, and then we'll keep a
Speaker 1: portion of you so your DNA never goes extinct. And
Speaker 1: like that is an extreme over correction. I don't care, nigga.
Speaker 1: I think every single time AI has created in video games,
Speaker 1: it's given such a wildly insane directive. It's like the
Speaker 1: Reapers they could have just left, like they weren't even
Speaker 1: like it's not even like AI here, Like when Ai
Speaker 1: AI goes crazy here, it's like, ah, we're kind of
Speaker 1: stuck here with them. They're gonna be like, oh, there's
Speaker 1: so many more inhabitable there's going be reapers somewhere else.
Speaker 1: And that's not what they wanted because like the way
Speaker 1: that they were built for, it was number one, to
Speaker 1: make things easier, but also to help solve the issues
Speaker 1: of the universe of the galaxy and to solve it logically.
Speaker 1: In their opinion, they had to. Well, it was like,
Speaker 1: you guys, because just like when you think about Earth
Speaker 1: specifically ninety something that the vast majorities of species that
Speaker 1: ever existed are gone. Yeah, and so their logic is,
Speaker 1: we need to harvest these people and destroy the prominent
Speaker 1: civilization because you guys are always gonna genocide people. You're
Speaker 1: gonna continuously do this. So we're gonna once you get
Speaker 1: too advanced, we're gonna destroy you, and then you'll start over.
Speaker 1: We now preserved your DNAs, the protheans or DNA's preserved,
Speaker 1: and now we're gonna do it to the humans. And
Speaker 1: they built a human reaper for what they always built
Speaker 1: regular reapers, and then for some reason they didn't build
Speaker 1: a Prothian reaper. The Harbinger was technically a Prothian reaper,
Speaker 1: I guess, I don't know. I know he was the
Speaker 1: original one, but like they all look like reapers, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: the same thing. And then all of a sudden, out
Speaker 1: of nowhere, number two, they build a skeletal What I
Speaker 1: was like, cool, that's that's well, that's that's the rule
Speaker 1: of cool.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's just like does this makes sense? Not exactly,
Speaker 1: but will.
Speaker 4: It be dope?
Speaker 1: I think Suspension of Disbelief threw it like a football.
Speaker 3: When I played through when I played the respect to
Speaker 3: recently and it got to the Human Reaper.
Speaker 1: I didn't question it at all.
Speaker 4: I was like, are you guys serious? I was like,
Speaker 4: why the I was?
Speaker 1: It was like, okay, this has been relatively on rails
Speaker 1: the right way.
Speaker 4: Why is that?
Speaker 1: There was like why human, I'm gonna murder you more now?
Speaker 3: That was that was immediately so on board. I was like,
Speaker 3: it was cool, just dope and dumb have you? You
Speaker 3: can kill him immediately.
Speaker 1: By so you use if you if you're a soldier,
Speaker 1: you have that thing where you can slow down time
Speaker 1: and so like I'll slow down time and then I
Speaker 1: have that laser. I have this laser. And then so
Speaker 1: when the things are the the vials are the juices
Speaker 1: are exposed because they go down, they first of all,
Speaker 1: why was she exposed them at all? I don't need that,
Speaker 1: you know, but of course, but so they exposed, he
Speaker 1: slowed down, likely dead immediately. But obviously if you want
Speaker 1: to enjoy the fight, you don't do that, because every
Speaker 1: time I do it now ever since I you know,
Speaker 1: and if you're just kind of like, oh I want
Speaker 1: to do a different ending or I want to you know,
Speaker 1: I want Garris to die because I don't want him
Speaker 1: to end up with a Tally kind of a thing,
Speaker 1: because like I was like, oh, I didn't want to.
Speaker 1: I've said this many times.
Speaker 5: I was like, Tally, of course I hear him. Man,
Speaker 5: of course Garris could have gotten any other Korean. I'm sorry,
Speaker 5: I'm not in this universe. I'm not dating Tally this time.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go after Leara or Miranda or somebody. Usually
Speaker 5: lear was a second choice. And then that was when
Speaker 5: I discovered that Garrison them ended up together. Now it
Speaker 5: was foreshadowed, and one.
Speaker 1: It was what it was for.
Speaker 5: It was foreshadowed, and Tally she does this, she talks
Speaker 5: about her favorite movie and it's a romance between Arian.
Speaker 1: Remember that it was foreshadow was like fuck. I was like,
Speaker 1: damn you mean like I was like, that's crazy. Ye,
Speaker 1: so you know it killings card completely psychotic. I clearly
Speaker 1: admit that best partner like actually in the game. Literally,
Speaker 1: just like narratively, can application a way to not court
Speaker 1: Tolly and also not have Garris get with her. He
Speaker 1: would have lived why are you You're fucking someone else?
Speaker 5: Think about would you do you want your Let's just
Speaker 5: say for in another I'm gonna say I'm gonna you
Speaker 5: know where you're going to say, in another universe, you
Speaker 5: don't court Lily, you're okay with her, but you're completely
Speaker 5: self aware of this. For some reason, you're aware of this,
Speaker 5: and then one of your closest friends like gets with Lily.
Speaker 5: Do you think you'd be like totally fine with that
Speaker 5: if like, wouldn't that feel weird to you?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Because you're still happy?
Speaker 4: I like, do you think?
Speaker 5: I don't know if I believe you, I hear what
Speaker 5: you're saying. I don't know if you would actually feel
Speaker 5: that way if it happened. If it's really and boiling
Speaker 5: is a tape, that's wild, that's ode you see. That's like,
Speaker 5: that's different. You know, that's wild of him just doing damage.
Speaker 5: Was like, that's actually not why'd you send me this?
Speaker 5: That's how I felt when I when I walked in.
Speaker 5: I think it was in Garrison's chambers. I think where
Speaker 5: he he's always by the gun. I think it was
Speaker 5: there or whatever in one of those things you see
Speaker 5: them they're like, oh, excuse me, And I was like no, no,
Speaker 5: And I immediately I modited the game so I could
Speaker 5: kill right there there. No, I think he would kill
Speaker 5: you first I think he's still good.
Speaker 3: Would probably in like, if it was really going on, Garrison, probably,
Speaker 3: I think he would have sniped you first.
Speaker 1: He would never never you. Oh, he cares too much.
Speaker 1: He loves you, He cares too much. But I if
Speaker 1: he's in danger because he could have killed you a
Speaker 1: moment you hacount him and he could have blew your
Speaker 1: head off. And yeah, Archangel definitely just tested you. And
Speaker 1: the Shepherd's like, I would have been fine. It's like
Speaker 1: nigga your head everywhere. He would have he saw you immediately.
Speaker 5: I wish there was a way to trigger that, like
Speaker 5: for some reason. He like, it's like one of those
Speaker 5: things where you know you could Samaras, this is surreal.
Speaker 3: Moren says, hot, wait, hold on this this must be said.
Speaker 3: I wrote it, he says. Not a question, just a
Speaker 3: fun fact. The guy who fucking chicken was charged with
Speaker 3: sexually assaulting a thirteen year old and a Walmart parking lot.
Speaker 4: Have fun with that information.
Speaker 1: I can't believe they figured out who that guy is
Speaker 1: that really fucked the vibe, that murdering, fucking Gepard. You
Speaker 1: just yeah, it's waited. Oh well, you got us off
Speaker 1: track to continue now, all right, well, yeah, you get
Speaker 1: off track to the question the paying quick. Uh so
Speaker 1: you got us back on track, so continue.
Speaker 3: Meddlequare solid metal core, solid sex. Cock of the Patriots
Speaker 3: wrote it, it's going on.
Speaker 1: You metal metalcore solid.
Speaker 3: Hey boys, Derek, I beg of you, please make a
Speaker 3: short gay parody of virtual insanity. Just use that Patrons
Speaker 3: to queer my name and just call it homosexuality.
Speaker 1: Sexuality always come to.
Speaker 4: Men, men men dudes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I like, I do like that homosexuality
Speaker 3: does reality.
Speaker 1: Yeah, homosexual reality as well. It's the same lyrics. It's
Speaker 1: just that, Yeah, queer minds stupid queer. It is big
Speaker 1: ass hat, just a dick at fucking couches and stuff
Speaker 1: like they're just this dude. He's the ball sack jacket,
Speaker 1: the set pieces of just dudes fucking. And this was
Speaker 1: just like calm on the floor. He's slipping, that's not
Speaker 1: even that's how he's moving. That is so funny because
Speaker 1: that is.
Speaker 3: So the camera tilt. The camera tilts up and you
Speaker 3: know how he's got that bug on the side. It's
Speaker 3: it's a roach, but it turns to the camera says
Speaker 3: I'm a I'm but I'm also gay.
Speaker 1: It goes roach crazy. Well we're isn't in?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the fucking one direction guy died.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: I know who that is.
Speaker 1: I didn't know when I saw Liam something die. I
Speaker 1: was like that and son that doesn't make any sense,
Speaker 1: but you know his name is Liam's that tracks right?
Speaker 1: And also who was the other the handsome Liam? Uh
Speaker 1: uh yeah that one fucked fuck fuck that that those
Speaker 1: jeans man, there was some good ass gens. They're just
Speaker 1: good looking guys. Man, there's some good looking guys.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 1: Usually Ozzie men aren't really attractive. Ozzie women are like
Speaker 1: hyper attractive. But like they got lucky, man, they they
Speaker 1: got the right ship. Well, I mean we know about them,
Speaker 1: so that's true. There are a few.
Speaker 5: Like there's this band from Ossie called Parkway Drive and
Speaker 5: they have a couple of I have a couple of
Speaker 5: model looking guys in the band where I was like
Speaker 5: one of them just he stands out too much, or
Speaker 5: I'm like, you don't look like you should be here
Speaker 5: at all. They look at you'd be surfing and then
Speaker 5: and then fucking bitches.
Speaker 1: Every Australian woman I know has been very attractive I've
Speaker 1: I had a fling with one and she was always
Speaker 1: just like you narrow, and I was like, I can't,
Speaker 1: I can't even I couldn't. I couldn't appropriate one of them.
Speaker 1: But like, that's so crazy, Like, what do you mean
Speaker 1: you don't you don't like, oh, you never met a
Speaker 1: woman like oh, I was sleep with you, but I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have a kid with you.
Speaker 3: Well, absolutely, of course, yeah, but but the way over
Speaker 3: an accent, over.
Speaker 1: Over skin colored accent, over political beliefs, all that shit matters. Well,
Speaker 1: I can beat her in the submissionbout political beliefs, man,
Speaker 1: I can I can force a woman to change. That's
Speaker 1: so crazy. I have nightmares about having white children, knowing, Lily,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have my they might get them, they might
Speaker 1: be her color, and I'll be so upset. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: send them clips of you saying this. Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 1: I hope they they're gonna know, they're gonna know already
Speaker 1: all of the white the European Dean and her. I
Speaker 1: hope it dominates your guys. Kid.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited they're like you blue eyed Spanish people.
Speaker 3: I'm like, haw, dude, If I like Super Bowl I picked.
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna lie.
Speaker 3: If if you guys have a kid and then that
Speaker 3: I see photos of that baby and it's a light skin,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be smiling.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw a party. I think it will bother you.
Speaker 1: It will bother me. It'll bother me, like in the
Speaker 1: manner it wouldn't bother me, but like there'd be a
Speaker 1: little like ha, well there goes blackness in my family goes.
Speaker 1: That's just gone now because that's good. That's what happened
Speaker 1: for you slaughter them and you try again. Oh no,
Speaker 1: less struggle for my kids. Oh no, what do you
Speaker 1: what's the problem. I don't know, man, this is gonna
Speaker 1: be gone. That's it. Black disappears in two generations. Easy.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: It's like not something I'm really scared about. Like whatever,
Speaker 1: my child's my child. If I have a child, I
Speaker 1: have to love it no matter what, because I'm you
Speaker 1: gotta get a mistress, dude, that's all that still solve everything, mistress.
Speaker 4: Yeah, then what do you want?
Speaker 1: Just this cloning? Cloning perfect take over its body crisper
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, that's just gonna mean that's it's that's
Speaker 1: a DNA. Yeah, I think you just like start coming
Speaker 1: on this machine, and like would you do that? Would
Speaker 1: you do that? Would you do a crisper thing? If
Speaker 1: you get only if they let me bust on the machine?
Speaker 1: And the worst that way you do like you just
Speaker 1: you bust on the machine.
Speaker 3: And I would I think, I think there's a I
Speaker 3: would do it for like very specific things.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, is there a way to like a line?
Speaker 3: Is there a way to like know, like to make
Speaker 3: sure he's like resistant to like I don't know, cancer
Speaker 3: or something like diabetes or like the ship.
Speaker 1: That like fucking whatever mental problems I fucking have or
Speaker 1: like like that I wanted I wanted to have mental problems.
Speaker 1: No I don't. Can you have everything the ship that
Speaker 1: I went through? And no one should go like a
Speaker 1: McDonald's like, can I get I want to be but
Speaker 1: a high functioning really good at drawing black, They're like,
Speaker 1: whoa alter nightmare? Okay, it's all like fin well, you
Speaker 1: chose the hardest difficulty. Good luck. The look in the
Speaker 1: game low.
Speaker 3: It's like when you make a Pokemon game and then
Speaker 3: like the door opens and a light shine and now
Speaker 3: you spawn into the world and it's like, oh, I'm
Speaker 3: already getting shot at.
Speaker 1: There's crazy. It's like it's like the cops being agroed,
Speaker 1: Like they're just sitting in a car in the meeting.
Speaker 1: What would you do if you had a kid and
Speaker 1: it was it came out black, and it was with
Speaker 1: a fucking white woman, one of your one of your
Speaker 1: one of your queens. I mean, but it has your nose,
Speaker 1: it has your nose, has your your skittish nature. Then
Speaker 1: she cheated with somebody is surprisingly similar to me. She
Speaker 1: has a type, has stole your DNA, and then she
Speaker 1: did one of those surrogate things and mixed it all
Speaker 1: together with other stuff I don't know, somehow fused your spurs.
Speaker 1: She fucking pumped multiple dudes, Like, yeah, she had a
Speaker 1: turkey base. She put it in the p hole.
Speaker 3: And I'm definitely not raising a kid that's obviously not mine.
Speaker 1: I would not that way, not in that way, not
Speaker 1: in that way, like adoption, adoption different. Yeah, that's fine,
Speaker 1: but say.
Speaker 4: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: What if you do if it's already like you've been
Speaker 1: raising it for years at that moment, I feel so upset.
Speaker 1: But obviously you're not gonna abandon the kid now. I'm
Speaker 1: not not his fault. I'm so mad. I'd be really upset,
Speaker 1: but I'd be like, it's no play in being upset,
Speaker 1: Like son, Now there's proof that your mom's a bitch.
Speaker 1: So you always you always defended her. You always like,
Speaker 1: why do you say all these bad things about mom?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, now, you know she to be like
Speaker 1: a dickhead husband, but then ended up being right. Now
Speaker 1: you know that's why. That's why she a couple of times.
Speaker 1: I know it pretty wild. That's why I slap her
Speaker 1: in front of you. That's why I open hands slap
Speaker 1: that bitch in front of you that I told you
Speaker 1: to slap her too. I'm not gonna slap mom. I'm
Speaker 1: not getting dessert.
Speaker 4: Sorry.
Speaker 1: Somebody wanted to write.
Speaker 3: Somebody wanted to write in to educate us about something
Speaker 3: that we talked about we fucked up or something well
Speaker 3: we we were just I bet it is it?
Speaker 1: Is it a big bang three? Because I've been.
Speaker 3: Waiting for no, no, no, not yet somehow but uh so.
Speaker 3: Angelae Anthony Angela Beneviento wrote in says explanation for the
Speaker 3: fetus Voldemort scene.
Speaker 1: Oh you called it, you literally called it.
Speaker 3: Let's hear it let's hear how Yeah, Harry Potter had
Speaker 3: a piece of Voldemort's soul embedded into his own'.
Speaker 1: That's how he's he has the embedded into his ball
Speaker 1: they call what they called again, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't you know. Let's just have some lack rooms. That
Speaker 1: thing like if you put their souls on itself, whenever
Speaker 1: they die physically, they appear somewhere else. Sure that thing exists.
Speaker 1: He had those horcruxes there you go, hork cruxes. They're
Speaker 1: pretty much portions of his soul. So why did he
Speaker 1: have a portion of his soul and several things? So
Speaker 1: he can't just die straight out?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: Oh so, but so as long as a portion of
Speaker 1: his soul exists, he can he put it in Harry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one in Harry. That's how it's the lightning boone on
Speaker 1: his forehead thing. That's what that thing is. It's it's
Speaker 1: literally that game. I thought he was born with that ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, he gone to the bat with him, and for
Speaker 1: some reason it couldn't defeat him as a baby, because
Speaker 1: you remember he went, he went and he killed the
Speaker 1: mom and dad, remember you remember, I don't know Harry
Speaker 1: Waltimore killed Harry's mom and dad, and then what happens.
Speaker 1: He goes and he gets into like a battle of
Speaker 1: wits with a baby and a nigga loses, and he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna imprint my brain in this motherfuck. What are
Speaker 1: you fucking talking about?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's the lord. Ye happens.
Speaker 3: Actually he tries to kill him, but then like it's
Speaker 3: the power of love, he's back. It backfires or something
Speaker 3: like he's protected, and that's what the scar is. Like,
Speaker 3: that's the damage that he did.
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 1: So he's the boy who lived. A scar is from
Speaker 1: the battle, so like like Zeus throwing a lightning bolt
Speaker 1: and it hit his fucking.
Speaker 3: Ft exactly a battle. It's it's more like he.
Speaker 1: Couldn't kill him, so he was like, instead of being
Speaker 1: a half my heart cruxes, instead of I can't kill
Speaker 1: you for some reason, so I'm gonna jump aboard you.
Speaker 1: So he's like, oh, you're gonna kill me one day probably,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna like being here for that day when
Speaker 1: you kill me. I guess, So I guess.
Speaker 3: I don't know whatever. Anyway, Uh yeah, okay, is there
Speaker 3: any more that says?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I read one sentence that he jumped to do it. Harry,
Speaker 3: you see it too, You see how big the fucking
Speaker 3: text is. Harry Potter had at a piece of Valdemort
Speaker 3: sold bettered to do his own to kill and to
Speaker 3: kill Voldemort, and Harry had to die himself. So he
Speaker 3: so he sacrificed himself. He went into limbo between the
Speaker 3: afterlife and the physical world where Dumbledore greeted him and
Speaker 3: showed him the personified piece of Voldemort's soul that died
Speaker 3: when Harry did. That's basically it.
Speaker 1: So that's the that's like, should wouldn't that be the
Speaker 1: persona man that that's the part of him that was
Speaker 1: in it. I guess that's how much of a soul
Speaker 1: was in it, that little emaciated ship. So like a
Speaker 1: significant portion of uh, why is Dumbledort in purgatory because
Speaker 1: he died? He died, But wouldn't he just came Harry,
Speaker 1: He's not going to heaven. You can't go to heaven
Speaker 1: as a fruit.
Speaker 3: And he's too powerful and he's so powerful to go
Speaker 3: to hell, So like we gotta throw you in.
Speaker 1: You guys know why Baldemort killed Harry's parents? Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: Harry's dad was a huge cun to him growing up. Like,
Speaker 1: so Harry Potter's da a as so Harry Potter's dad
Speaker 1: was the real villain. Yes, yeah, actually, like straight up,
Speaker 1: Harry Potter's dad's a fucking cunt. Yeah, he's a dickhead. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is happening. Harry Potter's dad don't know anything. Snape,
Speaker 1: like Snape was Harry's mom's best friend, and he was
Speaker 1: in love with Harry. Oh they were fucking, No, they
Speaker 1: weren't fucking He was in love with her. But what
Speaker 1: happened is that Harry's dad was like the preppy boy
Speaker 1: came from the Potter family, Like he was like that
Speaker 1: boy pretty much, and he was a huge cunt to
Speaker 1: Snake Snape. He was a huge cunt to Snape. And
Speaker 1: and Voldemort. Voldemort was already he wasn't always evil, so
Speaker 1: he became evil from being bullied. He he just kind
Speaker 1: of realized that like like these niggas have magic and
Speaker 1: they're kind of being like pussy about it, like I
Speaker 1: could do some real ship with this, and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're killing people. But he was like and then
Speaker 1: what so Harry's dad was like, I'm gonna stop you.
Speaker 1: And then he and he killed parent was thinking he
Speaker 1: was kind of a huge cunt to him throughout life,
Speaker 1: and he came back, so he specifically just came like spiteful,
Speaker 1: like he got it. The other was complete.
Speaker 3: And that's why Snape's addict to Harry kind of because
Speaker 3: he's like.
Speaker 1: But he's also protected, but he's like I wanted to
Speaker 1: your yeah, because like I should be a real dad.
Speaker 4: Honestly, it's.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't hate it really, like I think
Speaker 3: it's pretty decent, but like it's it's too well, it's
Speaker 3: only meant to be so deep, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like I can't it's meant to be like a very
Speaker 3: self contained thing. It's fine as it is. I like
Speaker 3: those games a lot doesn't need to be more than
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 1: Harry Potter having like unblockable damage is the one thing
Speaker 1: that's still stealing. That threw me off. The power of
Speaker 1: love protected him to the love of his mom, so
Speaker 1: like that, And it's like that, so she had like
Speaker 1: a spell that would like that that was like a
Speaker 1: love like that gave him unkillable.
Speaker 3: It's probably or maybe just nobody else in that universe
Speaker 3: loves anyone.
Speaker 1: The way the parents treat that pro creating like animals.
Speaker 1: There there's no there's no more kids. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean they his circuit family did just shove
Speaker 3: him under a staircase.
Speaker 1: That's just literal. That's his little sister, Mom's sister, which
Speaker 1: is crazy. That's so yeah, that's crazy tracks for British people.
Speaker 1: I like Lily's cousin dies and like I have to
Speaker 1: take care of like the two kids that she has,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, you guys go under the bed.
Speaker 1: You guys sleep under the bed. Yeah, yeah, no did.
Speaker 1: I held a baby for a few days ago, and
Speaker 1: I'm still thinking about holding that baby. Man, Why because
Speaker 1: I think I kind of want a kid, but you're
Speaker 1: still thinking about that baby. Yeah, man, I really I
Speaker 1: don't want a kid, but also I do at the
Speaker 1: same time, and a really weird. I don't want one
Speaker 1: until this podcast makes significantly more money. I don't want
Speaker 1: one until like this. If this like to me, I'm like,
Speaker 1: the questions aren't loading, so I guess we're done. I
Speaker 1: don't want to raise it.
Speaker 4: That's the thing.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm mad, Like I don't really want to
Speaker 1: raise a kid.
Speaker 5: I just don't want to, like right now, with what
Speaker 5: I'm trying to do with like the podcast and me
Speaker 5: trying to work on music and stuff, balancing uh wife
Speaker 5: stuff and you know, keeping the.
Speaker 1: House clean and all that ship. I can't imagine having
Speaker 1: a kid right now. I just want to keep having
Speaker 1: fun with my life, and I don't think a kid's
Speaker 1: going to facilitate me really enjoying my life if I'm
Speaker 1: being very honest. And I know that sounds selfish to
Speaker 1: some people, but also like suld I, it's specifically selfless. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like there's a lot of people who just do it
Speaker 3: and you're just like, oh, no, fuck, and this will
Speaker 3: make me feel better, I think, yeah. And they're not
Speaker 3: prepared to actually guide a person. They're not educated enough
Speaker 3: to do it, they're not like willing willing to do it,
Speaker 3: they're not motivated enough to do it, and then they
Speaker 3: end up sucking, ruining their kids' lives.
Speaker 1: A lot of people better be more cautious from the top.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: I've been close hand to people that have lived life
Speaker 1: in the suffering mentality where they were not brought into
Speaker 1: the world where they would where their parents even really
Speaker 1: wanted them, and they suffered, And I think that is
Speaker 1: the most cardinal sin. Ever, like if there is a
Speaker 1: sin other than like obviously raping somebody, do the cardinals
Speaker 1: have to do with this? Shut up? But like I
Speaker 1: think it's that. I think it's bringing a child into
Speaker 1: the world when you are not ready to have one.
Speaker 1: I know, you're never really ready to have one, but
Speaker 1: you can have the mindset. It's not even just like
Speaker 1: being prepared.
Speaker 3: It's like this, it's just like reasonably prepared. Like no
Speaker 3: one's emotionally ready until it happens, I think, But like
Speaker 3: you can at least set yourself up for like a
Speaker 3: reasonable like a rational you know, foundation.
Speaker 1: And you know, but people don't do that. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: They don't.
Speaker 1: They come, They completely cancel. They they like an animal.
Speaker 1: They just ignore logic, right, and they're just doing it
Speaker 1: for the sake of I just that overcoming feeling that
Speaker 1: I need to procreate. And it is the stupidest fucking whatever.
Speaker 1: People they just do it because it's a trend, like
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm at the age just have a kid.
Speaker 5: It's like, well, no, you should be feeling the pressure
Speaker 5: like I should have a kid, not like why, Like
Speaker 5: I've I follow a lot of comedians and a lot
Speaker 5: of them are oh, they made it in their forties,
Speaker 5: they finally made it, and like they have money and
Speaker 5: now they're having kids, Like fucking Bill Burr, like fucking
Speaker 5: Tom Sigura, they had kids in their forties because they're like,
Speaker 5: I'm on the road, barely can take care of myself.
Speaker 1: Why the fuck would I have kids right now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I feel the similar way with like the podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, we're making a little more money now,
Speaker 1: but not into a place where I want to add
Speaker 1: a whole ass fucking kid and a significant amount of
Speaker 1: my income is going to be dedicated to fucking diapers
Speaker 1: and ship. I just want to enjoy myself, Like I
Speaker 1: just got to the point in my thirties where I
Speaker 1: can really enjoy my life, you know, like I want
Speaker 1: to want to do that, I want to sleep, And
Speaker 1: I think you can enjoy this.
Speaker 3: I mean the first like year or two is annoying,
Speaker 3: but like I think after the first like once the
Speaker 3: kid starts walking, it's I think it starts to be fun.
Speaker 1: I think as a person, I am an I'd love
Speaker 1: to skip that. I would just like to have like
Speaker 1: an eleven year old. It's unfortunately very important that part,
Speaker 1: like yeah. Absolutely, I've grown.
Speaker 5: Up with my family like I've I've been around. I've
Speaker 5: had to because that's just what you do, right the whole.
Speaker 5: It takes a village thing. Yeah, don't even pawn it
Speaker 5: off to us. I'm a kid taking care of a
Speaker 5: younger kid, and so I have experience with all that
Speaker 5: ship and man, I mean, yeah, if I didn't, if
Speaker 5: if if if if kids were like cats or they
Speaker 5: just know how to ship in a fucking litter box,
Speaker 5: take care of a lot of stuff for me, because
Speaker 5: the idea of kids just shitting all over the place
Speaker 5: with their fucking diapers and having like shitting up their back,
Speaker 5: the hair, that stuff, and you're like, I have to
Speaker 5: do and people, the amount of people that just only
Speaker 5: figured out how to use masks now are like, you're
Speaker 5: fucking stupid. What do you mean there's in America people
Speaker 5: eat surgical mask how they dampen smell. Because obviously there's
Speaker 5: people that just like just it just eureka to them,
Speaker 5: like oh I could do this, And I'm like yes.
Speaker 1: Or you know you can put you put your short
Speaker 1: over your face.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, I guess in retrospect though, like there's
Speaker 3: a lot to be fair, before the pandemic, I really
Speaker 3: rarely came across a mask, you know, I mean they
Speaker 3: weren't really like a comic.
Speaker 5: Well, that's what I'm That's exactly my point, is what
Speaker 5: I'm trying to say. If I if I wasn't being
Speaker 5: clear that it people finally got the idea that they
Speaker 5: can use this thing for multiple things when they should
Speaker 5: have been doing this the entire time. And it's just like, damn, guys,
Speaker 5: like you can help your even just help your own
Speaker 5: self out by there's a horrible smell or something, and
Speaker 5: then you can you know, people naturally will use their
Speaker 5: shirt cover their mouths or whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you can use a mask. It actually helps
Speaker 1: it significantly dampens the smell coming in your direction. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I don't want to kid man, I don't
Speaker 1: I want to be able to play my card games,
Speaker 1: my video games. I feel that not have to worry
Speaker 1: about taking care of a child or wouldn't it be
Speaker 1: getting hurt? But wouldn't it be cool to Right?
Speaker 4: That's absolutely true.
Speaker 3: Right, that's the most rewarding thing to me about like
Speaker 3: just being an uncle. I was just like being able
Speaker 3: to like show but I've.
Speaker 1: Been like, yeah, just be like, but I've been I've
Speaker 1: been an uncle since I was six years old, dude,
Speaker 1: but not like the thing is because it's you, I know.
Speaker 1: I know, but I've been around kids my whole life,
Speaker 1: you know, and I understand I And this is probably
Speaker 1: like a personal thing I didn't have. I didn't have.
Speaker 1: I had my grandfather who's a great image, but I
Speaker 1: know all the stuff that like I wish I had
Speaker 1: growing up. And the thing is that like you're a dick.
Speaker 1: But like at the same time, it's like I just
Speaker 1: don't really want a kid right now, Like I don't
Speaker 1: think that's fine hardy, I mean, and you're still young,
Speaker 1: so but my dude, my Lily wants a kid so bad.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, Lilian, I don't think you understand. I
Speaker 1: would say you have about five years but to like
Speaker 1: go yeah before like and that has to be decision made.
Speaker 3: Before like five, like after five, like grant you could
Speaker 3: do it in your forties or whatever. But like I
Speaker 3: I think the ideal age to be is probably like
Speaker 3: thirty five and before like, if you're gonna have a kid, I.
Speaker 5: Would say parameters, set your parameters, because to me, it's
Speaker 5: like to me, it's it's just being first of all,
Speaker 5: you know, you would like to be well off if
Speaker 5: it's possible. If you can't, if it never comes, then
Speaker 5: that doesn't matter. That's not even the equation. But like
Speaker 5: also there's like mentally and physically that's mentally and physically
Speaker 5: healthy too. Yeah, so also for your fucking kid, because
Speaker 5: in a shitty state mentally and physically, that kid's fucked
Speaker 5: like it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not giving you're not giving the kid the
Speaker 1: tools to survive. Yeah, it's and that's the thing that
Speaker 1: I feel like I've seen, I've been so close to
Speaker 1: seeing that so many times. Yeah, and that's why I'm
Speaker 1: so violently against like I'm not having a kid because
Speaker 1: I was almost avocat I'm a kid because I'm right advocate. Yeah, totally, Like, hey,
Speaker 1: we have parameters set, like there's there's the stipulations we
Speaker 1: have kids once we reach these specific spresholds. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: at the same time, I also fucking oh my god, dude,
Speaker 1: you know not. My nephew is the fucking dopest thing
Speaker 1: ever holding that little piece of ship and it's scratching
Speaker 1: its own face and being like, damn, you're so stupid
Speaker 1: stuff scratching your face, but also you're mad adorable one
Speaker 1: just this one so crazy? Well try again. You know
Speaker 1: nine months nine months goes by quick a lot, like
Speaker 1: that's what you tell That's what you tell your your
Speaker 1: your sister or whatever, your cousin you tell you, you
Speaker 1: tell my just nine months. Yeah, and you throwing the trash.
Speaker 1: I think you also have to just be that wouldn't
Speaker 1: be like that. I'd have to be like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: a skin walker holding it by holding it by the leg,
Speaker 1: not nine Yes, I eat that fucking crodal ship like
Speaker 1: it's a fucking like it's a grape, dude.
Speaker 3: The person in matters too, that's another thing to fuck dude,
Speaker 3: like a great the most important so like for like,
Speaker 3: I remember having a like when we first moved here.
Speaker 3: I remember I had a pregnancy scare, like and I
Speaker 3: won't bring it up, but like and you.
Speaker 1: Had a bazooka in your mouth. You're like, well, no,
Speaker 1: I actually actually.
Speaker 3: I remember specifically, I remember specifically feeling like the I
Speaker 3: remember I remember feeling this this in this moment where
Speaker 3: it's like, well, I guess that's that's that's where things
Speaker 3: are going.
Speaker 1: And I was ready to just do it.
Speaker 3: I guess it turned out that it you know, it
Speaker 3: wasn't it wasn't true. I was like, oh, ship, but
Speaker 3: in that moment that I was like, oh, you're just
Speaker 3: kind of ready when it happens, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you were alluded to that, because it's
Speaker 1: like with the person I thought you were saying that
Speaker 1: was gonna that was like a person that you would
Speaker 1: have been like, ah, fuck, that would have been bad.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't have been idea like well, it would have
Speaker 3: not been ideal, you know, not very clearly, not a
Speaker 3: fantastic matter.
Speaker 5: Well twice I should say, but I'm good. But there
Speaker 5: was one girl specifically, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, if that I probably would have I think I
Speaker 1: would have had no choice. I think I would have
Speaker 1: ended up being a dead be dead, like meaning that
Speaker 1: like say, there is no way this relationship's working out right,
Speaker 1: and even like I don't know, just tolerate this girl
Speaker 1: like it was. It was like, you know, it was
Speaker 1: like a fling.
Speaker 5: It was probably some fucking okay Cupid or some shit
Speaker 5: like that, but it was one of those things where
Speaker 5: this girl she was just nuts and I think she
Speaker 5: just so badly wanted a kid. She was just like
Speaker 5: kind of trying to will it into existence. Because I
Speaker 5: saw her later on with you know, later on she
Speaker 5: has a kid with this other guy not that long
Speaker 5: after we hooked up, you know, so I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: she was just really trying to get pregnant, and that's
Speaker 5: fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: I had more pagnity scares that I'm really happy to admit,
Speaker 1: and each and every one of them would probably even
Speaker 1: a disaster. Yeah, I'll be honest. If we were young,
Speaker 1: too young, we were not ready for stuff like that and.
Speaker 3: Whoever is really but that's kind of things like I
Speaker 3: thought I would and ready, And then in that moment,
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, well this is not this
Speaker 3: is not ideal. But like I think I remember feeling
Speaker 3: like I think I could probably say you, I mean,
Speaker 3: you have no choice really like, but I wasn't nervous
Speaker 3: about it. I wasn't like, I wasn't like anguished about it.
Speaker 3: I was just like, I guess this is what it is.
Speaker 1: I think that's just to accepting the fate of what's happening.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I just don't I don't. I look, you're
Speaker 1: like one of my closest friends. Chris, you were absolutely
Speaker 1: not ready to have aocate at that post in your life.
Speaker 3: No, no way, even even like us now, like well
Speaker 3: no we lived together first off, like we shared it,
Speaker 3: but like there's there was a terrible there was no
Speaker 3: shot that that would have been good.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no aside aside.
Speaker 1: From that, but like this this you're you were, how
Speaker 1: old you were?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: What what would your life? I just wonder what the
Speaker 1: fuck like? So ten years later, say, let's just say
Speaker 1: you twenty four. Wait, I'm not so what am I
Speaker 1: saying for Let's just say all these years later, you're
Speaker 1: thirty right now? Right? Yeah? So like six years later,
Speaker 1: what the fuck do you think your life would be
Speaker 1: like if you had a kid, because obviously you wouldn't
Speaker 1: have had all the you know, you would have moved,
Speaker 1: you would have had your own place.
Speaker 5: I would you would sacred symbols with snark tank exist?
Speaker 5: Would you be straight still or gay? Would you finally
Speaker 5: turn over and be like I'm done with this, you're gay?
Speaker 5: Like like you know what, I'm done with women now?
Speaker 3: I don't know, there's there's there is an argument. I
Speaker 3: think there's an argument to be made that I probably
Speaker 3: I've had experiences later on in life that I felt
Speaker 3: like broke me down a lot more than I was
Speaker 3: at that point. So I think I actually would have
Speaker 3: been a little bit more confident and been like probably okay,
Speaker 3: I think a couple of years ago would have been
Speaker 3: terrible or like now, I think it would be fine.
Speaker 3: But like back, there's like a period in time where
Speaker 3: it's just like, that's not an ideal time for this
Speaker 3: to happen, all right, And I think it was actup.
Speaker 1: Energy just start blasting fucking just just just blasting women. No,
Speaker 1: that's okay. I'm not saying I want to kid, just
Speaker 1: fucking rope like crazy. It's so it's so unattracted to
Speaker 1: me right now, dude, I just I don't know. I
Speaker 1: just I don't want to. I wouldn't mind being a
Speaker 1: really a present uncle. Look I'm fine with that. You know,
Speaker 1: I can give it back. I can't be present. It's
Speaker 1: too separated. I just this is this is this is
Speaker 1: all I want.
Speaker 5: I watched idealistically, like we get to a point where
Speaker 5: we actually, okay, we do the manager thing, we hire
Speaker 5: the editor, that the sponsorship comes in, like say, it
Speaker 5: was like a proper thing, and then it's like, oh,
Speaker 5: I have so much more time freed up now, then
Speaker 5: I can like start planning.
Speaker 1: Like uh oh okay.
Speaker 5: I know Jojo every once in a while has that,
Speaker 5: like she she works in the kids section a lot
Speaker 5: of times and then so she'll have like that thing,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, yeah, I feel you. But also I
Speaker 5: think about me sitting at like eleven PM and I'm
Speaker 5: so fun I'm on my computer like editing or mixing,
Speaker 5: and I'm so fucking tired, and I'm like, man, now
Speaker 5: imagine yeah, now imagine that, and I'll have to like
Speaker 5: fucking and I work from home, so I'm gonna be
Speaker 5: the one taking care of the kid mostly.
Speaker 3: So I was just like, oh, I was just like, well,
Speaker 3: the thing for me is like I feel like I
Speaker 3: barely sleep anyway, so what's But then you're gonna sleep.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be different when you want to sleep the babies.
Speaker 4: It's gonna it.
Speaker 3: Feels your energy you finally get in that you fork stay. Honestly, honestly,
Speaker 3: that stuff doesn't scare me as much as just like
Speaker 3: you really you hear well, that freaks me out to
Speaker 3: like just the fact that they could just suddenly apparently
Speaker 3: they're so fucking guy.
Speaker 4: That's uh.
Speaker 5: I think he got executed not that long ago for
Speaker 5: the shaken baby syndrome. But he was like, no, nigga,
Speaker 5: I didn't do anything the like.
Speaker 1: It was like the people are theorizing that this medicine
Speaker 1: that he gave the kid gave it some fucked up
Speaker 1: thing and actually caused it to die. But they said
Speaker 1: shaken and there's junk scigns now and I think they
Speaker 1: just killed him, nephew holding him right because they breathed
Speaker 1: like correctly.
Speaker 3: Stupid, They breathe all wrong.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, weird, what what is this.
Speaker 4: Cheek?
Speaker 1: There's there's two cheeks holding up a baby. God, your
Speaker 1: neck is so soft, what the why is it?
Speaker 3: Your kneecaps aren't even here yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: That scary, but they're also really cues me.
Speaker 3: That stuff doesn't freak me out. That's that's that scares me.
Speaker 3: And and just like people don't stay the same, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. So like, if you're gonna embark
Speaker 3: on a journey like that with a person and it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is the partner that you're choosing, and then you're
Speaker 3: gonna go through this insane evolution because like heavy, you,
Speaker 3: kid's gonna change you in some way.
Speaker 1: You know, it has to. There's a reason why parents
Speaker 1: are actually stupid or like something has to happen to them.
Speaker 1: They become like, actually, I don't want fucking your chigans.
Speaker 6: Are this country corrupted by boy giving him fucking dicatoes
Speaker 6: and ship?
Speaker 1: Can you imagine the fuck? You just become seethingly racist?
Speaker 1: I can't. I already feel it. I'm excited, Like I
Speaker 1: don't know, I just want to I want to be
Speaker 1: the best I can from my child, you know, I
Speaker 1: want to be like the way I love my grandma.
Speaker 4: Kid.
Speaker 1: Tell you, another thing is that I don't even think.
Speaker 1: I don't think someone can love their.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I don't know. I don't know how to
Speaker 1: do that. So it happens, is that, like I just
Speaker 1: I'm not ready until I can like give all of
Speaker 1: myself to raising this child as well as I can
Speaker 1: just do a practice run. So you adopt a kid,
Speaker 1: you try to, like you test it out, and then
Speaker 1: you just throw it away. That bothers me so much.
Speaker 1: She doesn't really want to adopt. I'm like, why don't
Speaker 1: you want to adopt?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 1: Because he's like I want to have one of my ownness.
Speaker 1: She she does not know adopted people. That is the thing.
Speaker 1: I think when you know people that are adopted, your
Speaker 1: posion of adoption is completely different what it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you don't, because what happened is that people that
Speaker 1: I know, people that are adopted, that went to families
Speaker 1: that their families love them, adore them, they obviously eventually
Speaker 1: had questions about their parents and then when they found
Speaker 1: them when they had the questions. But like, yeah, most
Speaker 1: adopted kids, I know, the system for adoption is fucked.
Speaker 1: That whole child health system is fucking horrible. But like
Speaker 1: a lot of kids, don't you to get your niggas though,
Speaker 1: because that is the easiest kid kids to adopt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so hispanic are literally it's like that those two didn't get.
Speaker 1: But it's like you want a black or you want
Speaker 1: a white or Asian? Good luck, man. I wouldn't want
Speaker 1: to actually, if I if I were to adopt, it
Speaker 1: would be it would be fucking would be someone from
Speaker 1: fucking Cameroon. Yeah, someone that really needs to be adopted,
Speaker 1: and they're gonna be like, I'm gonna groom them to
Speaker 1: be this fucking amazing fighter, be so amazing, and I'll
Speaker 1: be like good like kill everyone, all right, shout shouting
Speaker 1: people that adopt though you guys are really if you
Speaker 1: take care of the kid, you don't take your head
Speaker 1: and your adopt you should be actually shot in the
Speaker 1: back of the head while you're sleeping.
Speaker 3: Shout out to all you guys who are even though
Speaker 3: you're adopted, and that's kind of cringe.
Speaker 1: Shout, I'm taking the adopted. Don't say that kind of gridge.
Speaker 1: You're not adopted, you're you're raised by your family. My
Speaker 1: grandmother is my adopted parent. She became my properly, and
Speaker 1: your your grandma my like my, guys, i'm black. We
Speaker 1: do not use it that I know.
Speaker 4: I know, guys. That's why I said technically I'm black.
Speaker 3: Now technically black, because that's just as much of a stretch,
Speaker 3: is what you're saying.
Speaker 1: It's really not, yes, it is.
Speaker 3: It's he is an honorary not just because your other
Speaker 3: family raises you.
Speaker 1: Well, no, she went through the adoption process literally, but
Speaker 1: that's but that's not that adoption, like it's not it's
Speaker 1: not the same as an adoption for like, it's.
Speaker 5: Such a technicality. That is you want to beat somebody
Speaker 5: up over it's stupid. It's a stupid argument.
Speaker 1: But it's like, yeah, it's I guess it's like what
Speaker 1: it's I can't even think of something.
Speaker 5: I know there's things that's like calling something incorrect, you know,
Speaker 5: like and you want to just beat somebody.
Speaker 1: Well technically it's just you know, you just want to
Speaker 1: Like it's like that white person is like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: one ages American and it's like, shut up, thumbs in
Speaker 1: their eyes.
Speaker 3: Don't go around telling people you're adopted, dude.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, Okay, no, no, that's that's that's my grandma raised me.
Speaker 1: I think I would literally hire day labors to beat
Speaker 1: you up.
Speaker 3: What I would get, I would get the I would
Speaker 3: get the Pinkertons on your asserts.
Speaker 1: How much is it? Hey, guys, is a Pinkerton? I
Speaker 1: actually want to know. Let's look it up, let's figure
Speaker 1: it out. I want to send in trouble if you
Speaker 1: look that up.
Speaker 3: But whatever, I just kind of want to send a
Speaker 3: pinkerton after someone.
Speaker 1: My friend Kingston wants to know how much pinkerton is
Speaker 1: to get someone else in. I'm just curious. It's a
Speaker 1: reasonable curiosity. Are pinkerton? Let's see we are Pickerton, learn more.
Speaker 1: I want prices, pussy. Let's go about US industries services,
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Speaker 4: Huh blah blah blah.
Speaker 5: It's probably gonna one of those things, man, It's probably
Speaker 5: one of those things when you have to get a
Speaker 5: quote or whatever. Yeah, I hate that because, like I
Speaker 5: wanted to, I wanted to do some like medical ship
Speaker 5: and then they always they just don't tell you, like
Speaker 5: what the thing is.
Speaker 1: Entrapment almost.
Speaker 4: Read them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll steal your fucking credit card as soon as
Speaker 1: you show up. Here we go. It's me.
Speaker 3: It's a Kingston. He's going to read our twenty five dollars.
Speaker 3: Patron's names now you can remember. You can join over
Speaker 3: a patroon of complas snark Tank, leave a likely a
Speaker 3: comment and all that stuff. And yeah, a lot of
Speaker 3: these names are are fucking horrible. Give me a countdown,
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Speaker 1: Then his little companion Roofy do hung Jerry, you gotta
Speaker 1: worry about the hung judge. It's so crazy. Just played
Speaker 1: the Hammer game with my grandma. I don't think she's breathing.
Speaker 1: Jumped in front of the anime truck and got what
Speaker 1: way to go dumb in front of an anime truck
Speaker 1: to go to the anime world?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Taking taking with fifty fifty three to buy of Ai
Speaker 1: generated n tie as real blackmail? Oh my god, Derek,
Speaker 1: watching them venture every season is peak fiction and gay
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not gay.
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Speaker 1: I squirt on myself Today's to see if I could squeal.
Speaker 1: If I still squeal giving a homeless man five dollars
Speaker 1: to yolda let people while running straight straight Queen's headlines,
Speaker 1: be like Freddie Mercury returns for the Philly Oh my god,
Speaker 1: for its fifty fourth anniversary concert. Stop that's not funny, Sweeney,
Speaker 1: Is this form race war episode for a new a
Speaker 1: New Slope cum nuggets? Suck my dick, Suck my dick
Speaker 1: every now and then I get a little bit lonely
Speaker 1: and I gotta suck my dick. I'm needing. I'm needing
Speaker 1: that Eldrick Ditch called me, hb love shaft. Uh your honor.
Speaker 1: I taught that that dog to bark yes in morse codes,
Speaker 1: so technically it wasn't technically it was consensual. I might
Speaker 1: sound crazy, but I ain't no lie. I like guys.
Speaker 1: I might sound crazy, but it ain't no lie. I
Speaker 1: like guys.
Speaker 4: Guys, guys.
Speaker 1: Uh funny name ha ha, Who's I'm the type of
Speaker 1: I'm a type of tired sleep. You can't fix Vanna
Speaker 1: the Dead. That artillery has me acting like like the deep.
Speaker 1: After the recent Superman BS, Sweeney is no longer right
Speaker 1: on most topics. I wasn't wrong. I wasn't wrong. It
Speaker 1: wasn't wrong.
Speaker 5: We had actually, you know, there was actually an interesting
Speaker 5: because we had a similar uh discussion, but on kind
Speaker 5: of on opposite ends almost because you're we're I was
Speaker 5: talking about, oh, this shit's stupid, but it's we just
Speaker 5: acknowledged that it's stupid, but it's it's fine for its universe.
Speaker 1: And then it was kind of like you were saying
Speaker 1: that about Joe and when we're talking about the movies,
Speaker 1: and you were saying, like, this shit's stupid, and I
Speaker 1: was like, and when I heard it, I was like, well,
Speaker 1: it's kind of it was just that was my argument
Speaker 1: that you're just acknowledging that it was stupid shit, but
Speaker 1: it works though it's fine yeah, I think I think
Speaker 1: it's obviously it's convenient. You know, obviously Superman being the
Speaker 1: first superhero to come around and his dad having a
Speaker 1: heart attack conveniently at a time where he didn't know anybody.
Speaker 1: That's convenience obviously for the narrative. And it is what
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 3: You know, Spider Man getting bit by a rate Spider
Speaker 3: and not getting wild Spider Cans are dying fifteen seconds
Speaker 3: later is convenice.
Speaker 1: I don't make it bad. It's just it's just we're
Speaker 1: just we're just we're just bantering, just acknowledging that shits.
Speaker 1: You got to attach things to what they are. Some things,
Speaker 1: a lot of things. We live in a world society
Speaker 1: where everyone needs to overanalyze things. Oh and it's it's
Speaker 1: becoming proper. But the things that need to be we
Speaker 1: don't over analyze, which is insane. I feel like it's intentional, man, Like,
Speaker 1: I feel like the people that are the quote unquote
Speaker 1: powers that be are funding people to make things, so
Speaker 1: like just don't talk about real shit, like don't like
Speaker 1: because there's a lot of real content out there.
Speaker 5: But it ain't fucking it ain't making it to the
Speaker 5: top of the algorithms. I feel like there's a world
Speaker 5: we can live in that, like real shit could be
Speaker 5: the most popular.
Speaker 1: I think the problems that what happens is you have
Speaker 1: to you have to appease quotas and advertisers like I
Speaker 1: think conversations about like race, sex, gender, sexuality, all those
Speaker 1: things are conversations that really need to be had by
Speaker 1: people on very grand stages, by people that really understand
Speaker 1: them and people that are confused by them. And I
Speaker 1: think that needs to happen, but they'll never happen because
Speaker 1: of the fact that that is not what advertisers or
Speaker 1: the people that are shilling out things want people. We
Speaker 1: can't be educated, we're educating. Things have to change.
Speaker 5: I have I just the one thing that I think,
Speaker 5: you know, this is true to a certain extent, actually
Speaker 5: actually largely, I felt like people Homer Simpson is trying
Speaker 5: to be an inventor and then he has a makeup
Speaker 5: shotgun and like Marge's like, hey, Homer, women don't want
Speaker 5: to be shot in the face. And he says, women
Speaker 5: will like what I tell them to like, and basically
Speaker 5: what it's like, it's like a marketing tool. It's like
Speaker 5: these people will like what I tell them to like,
Speaker 5: and I feel like there's so many people that you
Speaker 5: could It's like Jordan Pearson becoming a rock star essentially,
Speaker 5: who are like, that's not what, that's not what society
Speaker 5: is supposed to find so interesting and fascinating. But then
Speaker 5: there was this this aura around him or that they
Speaker 5: it was like fake that he became.
Speaker 1: I feel like this guy that's it's like, no, he's not.
Speaker 1: He's a fucking frail Kermit the Front Town, the Canadian As.
Speaker 1: It's like, nil, oh, Neil decrast Tyson making like astronomy
Speaker 1: cool right, Like it's something that will always seem kind
Speaker 1: of like nerdy, I guess, but it like it just
Speaker 1: it needs a push and it could be realized that
Speaker 1: interesting shit can float to the top. But I mean,
Speaker 1: Neil the Grass Tyson is a really like extensively looking
Speaker 1: into him. He's actually a super cool individual. No, but
Speaker 1: the thing he was, the thing he got famous off
Speaker 1: of for being cool is like twenty years that's guy.
Speaker 1: Guy's a fucking nerd. I like him. I actually, I
Speaker 1: like I come a lot.
Speaker 5: I actually I used to listen to star Talk all
Speaker 5: the time, but he I just can't I can't fuck
Speaker 5: it he because he always feels like he.
Speaker 1: Needs a comedian as a co host, and I just
Speaker 1: I can't put up with anymore.
Speaker 3: He does the the thing that people give him ship
Speaker 3: for a lot of that. He recycles tweets a lot,
Speaker 3: but like fucking cares.
Speaker 1: I love when people started to put it together. That
Speaker 1: was funny, but I don't give a ship who cares.
Speaker 1: He still tells informative stuff. He's also black and Puerto Rican,
Speaker 1: and I'm all exactly on his team. I'm sorry he's
Speaker 1: I mean he's he was a nerd that he wrestled,
Speaker 1: and he probably he's still a big guy. You can
Speaker 1: start probably a lot of people up. I mean, they
Speaker 1: won't take it there. You're getting meat up.
Speaker 3: I want to bully him, just to see him fuck
Speaker 3: me up, you know, just just to give meat up
Speaker 3: by him and be like, dang, that was crazy.
Speaker 1: Dude's so cool, a fucking full Nelson. He didn't stop.
Speaker 1: Didn't stop by the dude I turned off for like
Speaker 1: an hour and a half. He was still joking. He
Speaker 1: broke both of my arms around I Asian. Today I
Speaker 1: learned that I could have met Keith David at comic
Speaker 1: on nearly Wait near me in March earlier this year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was apparently at something near us early this year too,
Speaker 1: and I didn't get a chance to meet him. And
Speaker 1: I absolutely could have because one of my friends knows
Speaker 1: them and she was there and they could have happened.
Speaker 1: But I chose not to go because I'm stupid. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't know about that.
Speaker 5: Well, I wouldn't have made I was in Vegas, but whatever, Yeah,
Speaker 5: there this year, we could have met him, could have
Speaker 5: met him, like straight up, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: This is there, there will be I don't want to.
Speaker 4: I have to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to. It's too scary. You kind of
Speaker 1: have to. That's like that scene. It's like that scene in.
Speaker 3: Community where Troy meets LeVar Burton at the first time.
Speaker 3: He's like, he freaks up. I feel like that would
Speaker 3: be made.
Speaker 1: If I don't meet him, it's gonna be too sad
Speaker 1: because I have an option that I would don't get
Speaker 1: a chance to have being so close. We have to
Speaker 1: not to not meet him and not have the chance
Speaker 1: to lease sit down, have like a like not even
Speaker 1: like a a con like, oh, take a picture, like
Speaker 1: an actual small convention with someone that's that important to
Speaker 1: like our lives is disrespectful. If you're so important to me,
Speaker 1: can I f you?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 1: See that's why you can't come with us.
Speaker 3: What we do.
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Speaker 4: The fuck?
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Speaker 1: that my tank top and a massive what you call
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Speaker 4: Like if you yes?
Speaker 1: Are you sure?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: What like if if you made that a show mouse Man,
Speaker 3: yeah yes, if it looked like that, yes, I think
Speaker 3: Audi saw.
Speaker 1: In sulking cantankerously towards the defolition. We had the same
Speaker 1: theme songs. Man the world, Man, It's your boy, Shawnee
Speaker 1: d Nickelodeon lawyers are just dollar signs. Yeah, we'll buy
Speaker 1: it from that will give you four million dollars worth.
Speaker 3: My favorite thing about it is that, like the name,
Speaker 3: like by itself, you would assume it's like a superhero.
Speaker 4: That's not that. It's not that.
Speaker 1: It's cat dog making a screen laugh compilation. Y'all need
Speaker 1: anything else? While I watched it make a N word
Speaker 1: compilation every time, we've also did the word nigga damn.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of work. But somebody's got that's a
Speaker 1: lot of that's ours just for me. Imagine if Michael
Speaker 1: Jackson was still alive and got weirder during the COVID clabs,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to see that alcoholic anonymous for sake,
Speaker 1: serious pretending he has been an alcohol like but never
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Speaker 1: wreck to foind it the wreck doctor smoking joking a
Speaker 1: moticons going like this, Derek, check out, Yet you should watch. Actually,
Speaker 1: its a really good show. You'd like it. Jiu jitsu kaisen.
Speaker 1: I know it's not that it'd be worth, but it
Speaker 1: would be worse. I've heard it's good. I saw the
Speaker 1: people I used to live with in Vegas. I saw
Speaker 1: them watching a little bit. You watched it with us,
Speaker 1: actually when we were watch nikkis oh, I don't remember
Speaker 1: that at all. It's a little bit. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't remember even a little bit of it. We watched
Speaker 1: dragon Ball. Of course, we always watched dragon Ball because
Speaker 1: our friends watched dragon Ball all the time. That's that's
Speaker 1: the only thing I should be on. I mean, the
Speaker 1: last time my nikkis hous fucking the street Fighter of
Speaker 1: the movie.
Speaker 3: I am the truth a spirit. I am what's that
Speaker 3: dumb speech that gives in the old English dub.
Speaker 1: I am the voice of all things that are suffering
Speaker 1: of enemy to you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 1: Here? Here at all? Nightmare to you?
Speaker 3: I think he says what yeah when when you go
Speaker 3: who's powering up?
Speaker 1: In the original?
Speaker 3: In the original in the original dub, and he says
Speaker 3: here at all nightmare to you?
Speaker 1: Because they make him like a superhero for us, so
Speaker 1: that's what we like a superheroes. And in Japan is
Speaker 1: just like you're you're gonna dickhead to my people, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna kill you.
Speaker 3: It really is unfortunate and how I mean voice wise,
Speaker 3: the dragon balls dubs are like probably like the best
Speaker 3: ones as far as like English ones. But but uh,
Speaker 3: it is unfortunate because half of like because speech in
Speaker 3: Kai is terrible, like it's it's like in the original
Speaker 3: z Du, the same one that says nightmare to you.
Speaker 3: Speech is so much better, like by like a magnitude here,
Speaker 3: it's like, why the fuck is in the quality like
Speaker 3: this stable.
Speaker 1: I forgot his speech, you know I you don't know
Speaker 1: his speech meaning.
Speaker 4: And and he has that fucking.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's I'm not talking about that.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about like in the World tournament where he
Speaker 3: goes like, spend most of your life ruled by another.
Speaker 1: You know you don't remember that. That's the speech he
Speaker 1: gave when he was about to die, wasn't he.
Speaker 3: No, when he's when he's fighting, when he's about to
Speaker 3: when he blows up them, when he blows up, he's like,
Speaker 3: spend most of your life ruled by another. Watch your
Speaker 3: rais dwindle to a handful, and then watch and then
Speaker 3: tell me what has more meaning than your own strength.
Speaker 1: And then he has like a whole.
Speaker 3: Fucking thing and it's so good, and then the matchup
Speaker 3: and then the fucking dragon ball Z Kai He's like,
Speaker 3: I just want to fight.
Speaker 1: I really so bad moments. Vegeta is like actually the
Speaker 1: goat like he's he's watching a different show from us,
Speaker 1: but he has so many moments that are so golded.
Speaker 1: When he's like when he like yells at go on,
Speaker 1: He's like, you fool, Look how embarrassing you were every
Speaker 1: time you fight. You thought on the gold for our
Speaker 1: whole entire race, and it looks so bad. And I'm like, dang.
Speaker 3: I would say even in that Vegeta fight where he
Speaker 3: were in at the beginning of that's he's like, does
Speaker 3: this where they're trying to like let's go to let's go,
Speaker 3: let's go get boo, what are we doing? Does this?
Speaker 1: Does this matter?
Speaker 3: He goes not to you go on, but to a
Speaker 3: warrior it matters greatly.
Speaker 1: It's just like, oh, he's always so hard on go
Speaker 1: because he actually respects him. And I'm like, ah, that's
Speaker 1: think about like, man, if you think of like if, if,
Speaker 1: if you're not really a fan of that, and if
Speaker 1: you were just actually starting to watch Dragon ball Z,
Speaker 1: I think objectively people would say he's the best character
Speaker 1: because he's the one He's the only one that's not
Speaker 1: really one dimensional. If you think about it, I think
Speaker 1: and like, he's like the most interesting there's he's the
Speaker 1: most fleshed down. There's a lot or not one dimensional.
Speaker 1: I think the only person that's truly one dimensional is Goku.
Speaker 4: Well give me.
Speaker 1: Another has death in the bathroom, Goku, Goku.
Speaker 3: I'm edging to fucking teen porn. I can't believe twenty
Speaker 3: years old, Goku. But please, I'm I'm really close. I've
Speaker 3: not seen a blast like this since I edged in
Speaker 3: the back of the Goom Mobile.
Speaker 1: Do you think he like? Do you think he liked
Speaker 1: he takes it up and flies it. Do you think
Speaker 1: it gets like really big before he beats off? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: gets so fat and he turned and he turns back.
Speaker 1: It puts it was a talking off and he turns back.
Speaker 1: So it's just made crazy. That's so insane. I don't understand.
Speaker 1: But there's a lot of piccolos, extremely the extremely fucking
Speaker 1: well the wealth character retroactively.
Speaker 3: He's actually it makes no sense that mas Rochi isn't
Speaker 3: just constantly fucking yeah like that. He is just a
Speaker 3: pervert that can't get it makes no sense now, like
Speaker 3: it's just like, oh he old people.
Speaker 1: Maybe he'd need to be killing prostitute. He would never
Speaker 1: stop fucking. They would they would need him for stuff,
Speaker 1: and then they couldn't find him.
Speaker 3: Okay, I can't teach you the mombou fat right now
Speaker 3: because I'm big deep in a feel like a big
Speaker 3: bitch right now.
Speaker 1: Bama would have to like develop a tracker for him. Specifically,
Speaker 1: she has a dragon ball track and moves so fast
Speaker 1: it's harder tottractive than the dragon balls. Like I don't
Speaker 1: even know, I don't even want it. Just fuck fuck me,
Speaker 1: which was in a pooper, Yeah, or we want to
Speaker 1: blow me? I beat wait, I beat him off, suck
Speaker 1: his penis?
Speaker 4: Uh, just just you know.
Speaker 1: Cottage bottom Sheldon a fifty cent what do you call
Speaker 1: fifty sent blooded?
Speaker 4: My pists?
Speaker 1: The snark why is the snark tank gay retarded? At
Speaker 1: least nine million, one hundred and two thousand, two hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty three ants shaped like a human. Okay, there's
Speaker 1: only one.
Speaker 3: Queer left, dude. Can y'all stop bullying me? That's enough,
Speaker 3: that's enough, right, that's me. You guys, You guys are
Speaker 3: gonna need help one day. And I'm gonna be there
Speaker 3: to not out you.
Speaker 1: Sorry the.
Speaker 3: How many seasons do you think mat Man.
Speaker 1: At least three? Thank you? The first season would be
Speaker 1: like really bad, would be really good. In the thirties
Speaker 1: would be fucking offensive. I didn't think so bad. People
Speaker 1: would be like, I'm gonnasault. You like it's gonna be
Speaker 1: the first child cartoon that has a.
Speaker 4: Rape in it.
Speaker 1: Don't give no, you really ruined it now. I the
Speaker 1: mouse has actually some jacked arms like a fucking kangaroo,
Speaker 1: and then the fucking man King Kingston. You should do
Speaker 1: a one piece Archieri if not. What do you think
Speaker 1: about Wana and Egghead? I think Wana went on way
Speaker 1: too long, but it had really cool moments. I think
Speaker 1: Egghead was so fucking boring. Wage L five eight three
Speaker 1: Peppini Brothers presented Vegeta's Galactive eView YouTube channel. It's Egghead Island.
Speaker 1: It's like a fucking arc about Sanzi's family. It's fucking
Speaker 1: it's stupid. Fuck Sanji. Also, my least favorite character is
Speaker 1: hop is like a black person that sucks in the show,
Speaker 1: and it makes it really upset. He wasn't black first.
Speaker 1: He was kind of just like an ethnic character, but yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like, oh, he's black and he's mad. I'm black,
Speaker 1: and it's like that's what that's how I thought about Piglow.
Speaker 1: I think they okay, well yeah, fair fair, but you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. At a certain point they were like,
Speaker 1: oh no, he is the.
Speaker 4: Did you see that? Do you see that thing a
Speaker 4: diamon or whatever?
Speaker 3: Where like apparently the z fighters get three wishes because
Speaker 3: they're Chanon's regulars. Like Chanron just likes him, give him
Speaker 3: more wishes.
Speaker 1: That's what that is. I know they I know they
Speaker 1: Upgradedchenron one.
Speaker 3: No, literally, like that's the reason in the show where
Speaker 3: it's just like I just like them, I love.
Speaker 1: I don't do this, but people try to shoot on
Speaker 1: Dragon like that. But that makes it more like it's
Speaker 1: a comedy first, it is ridiculous. Well Diamond was going
Speaker 1: back to the comedy specially, well you could tell that specifically.
Speaker 3: It was like, yeah, those are my the fact that
Speaker 3: Chenron is like, oh yeah, those are my guys. Everybody
Speaker 3: else everybody else gets one wish, but go Whu gets
Speaker 3: a bunch because like they're they're my bud.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be Bama's ass fat again. This is also
Speaker 1: there's also previous because it takes places before Battle of
Speaker 1: Gods and ship like that. I don't care. So it's
Speaker 1: like this is before they meet Garris and all the
Speaker 1: dumb ship. Yeah, timeline is all fucked of course, it's
Speaker 1: a go and trunks.
Speaker 3: It's it's becoming Zelda like. We're like, it's like the
Speaker 3: Zeld the Timeline where it's like fucking whatever.
Speaker 5: While it's funny that the weakest part of that series
Speaker 5: is the science fiction part of it. That it's like
Speaker 5: it is a it is clearly someone who is not
Speaker 5: versed in that realm doing it.
Speaker 1: Fine with that because it's not. It's not it's not
Speaker 1: meant to be science fic.
Speaker 3: No complaints here, It's just it's just observing something small
Speaker 3: from my capsule turn into a ship. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: this is just I'm just here to watch an Asian
Speaker 3: man beat up aliens. That's what I'm here for, and
Speaker 3: I'm fine with that.
Speaker 4: I mean, you mean an.
Speaker 1: Alien beat up aliens? Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Here, Well don Donkerson, oh a huey, be a good
Speaker 1: cun of come here and bounce on me. Call in
Speaker 1: the back of the gage six. What if I say
Speaker 1: I'm straight like the others. What if I don't wait?
Speaker 1: What if I just do another?
Speaker 4: Got one?
Speaker 3: Guy?
Speaker 1: I'm the pretender? What the man you but that you
Speaker 1: don't No, I don't know pretender.
Speaker 4: What if I say I'm not like the others.
Speaker 1: What if I say I'm not just the one on
Speaker 1: your base? You're the pretender? Reader will never surrender. You
Speaker 1: don't know food fighters.
Speaker 4: I remember that was like, so who are you? Yeah?
Speaker 4: You bad? Probably what is that?
Speaker 1: That's the that's the mouse from there? This is fore face,
Speaker 1: that's what he sees him. No, no, no, this is
Speaker 1: the mouse character Winslow. I hate one's little piece of
Speaker 1: which windows from what?
Speaker 4: The dog?
Speaker 1: The one that he has the like suspenders on.
Speaker 4: I think it was going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I like strong boning and pasta. And he
Speaker 1: walks away that GP low budget. I wouldn't have known
Speaker 1: it was a mouse if he didn't tell me A
Speaker 1: low budget. Sucked it up and drawn and quartered just
Speaker 1: to get dragged behind one horse. Chris Reagan. Uh the
Speaker 1: man a healthy shirt maybe fishy? Uh hand hand smoker?
Speaker 3: Jacola what ham strokers and Jacula Ejacula is probably doing
Speaker 3: he played jacka h gotcha?
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. John Strickland will be wearing a suit.
Speaker 1: Noc Turn coming out No Turn. Yeah, I remember a
Speaker 1: like season of Yeah, they haven't revealed it yet.
Speaker 4: He did.
Speaker 1: Sam Deets did the thing where he did all the screens,
Speaker 1: like some of the screens from all this the story
Speaker 1: board stuff for the new season and looks insane. It's insane.
Speaker 4: So I'm up.
Speaker 1: The last season went crazy. Well, dude, that's when it
Speaker 1: like because first the first like, I was kind of man,
Speaker 1: I was like, this is okay. When I got his
Speaker 1: powers back, it went crazy. I was like, the ship up.
Speaker 1: My fucking ears perked updude. I was like, let's fucking no,
Speaker 1: it's they made They gave a Belmont Siphoss powers and
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck? And they made a
Speaker 1: god enemy and I'm like, wow, it's okay, Well that's up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a valid enemy for someone like that. This ship's
Speaker 1: get yeah, this ship. I'm I'm dude, I heard the
Speaker 1: fuck up. God damn. I hate animation so animation so much.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just like it's so well and done though,
Speaker 3: that's why waity, I'm so impatient, but I have to
Speaker 3: be patient.
Speaker 4: So it's good.
Speaker 5: It's not going to be visible. Gay on here, I
Speaker 5: got that that's actually a fire tattoo. I've been thinking
Speaker 5: about what to get right.
Speaker 3: Here in comic sans, because like, I don't really have
Speaker 3: comic what.
Speaker 4: You call it?
Speaker 1: Merched eighteen eighty eighteen eighty six, Ah my man, Merks alright,
Speaker 1: been the same name for a fat minute. Yeah, Mark
Speaker 1: has been gone for a while, man, I hope he's
Speaker 1: doing good out to Mertz. The first is of Keith
Speaker 1: David Gold Nick Birds. Yeah, yeah, he's a golden asthmen.
Speaker 1: Gold was refering, is the reference to the frod, the
Speaker 1: douchebag guy the drink does the clipping he clips? Yes,
Speaker 1: So what is it the Sedona cast or whatever? Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the oh yeah, I forgot to mention that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there was a they brought they brought me up.
Speaker 1: I don't remember if they brought it.
Speaker 3: They brought you up, but I don't remember if I
Speaker 3: had that conversation on the snark tank or not.
Speaker 1: I know, get on sacred, but they didn't bring they
Speaker 1: didn't bring you up to say what you were mentioned
Speaker 1: in the you know you were specifically mentioned audio file
Speaker 1: was like, there's this brilliant thing. I think he's the
Speaker 1: word brilliance on my calm down dude.
Speaker 3: Like, but he said, uh, he said, I made an
Speaker 3: awesome point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he made a good point.
Speaker 3: Julian about about about the Julia Louis, Yeah, Julia Louis dryface,
Speaker 3: Elaine's character and Seinfeld being a network note that was
Speaker 3: mandated for diversity and then ended up ended up making
Speaker 3: the show better.
Speaker 5: So like, what does that mean? Yeah, it means. It
Speaker 5: means there's so many examples of that. So it's kind
Speaker 5: of like it was just yeah, good to point that
Speaker 5: ship out.
Speaker 1: So that was cool.
Speaker 3: I always forget that, like, oh yeah, other people watch us.
Speaker 1: I sometimes it makes me take a step back and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, maybe we maybe we should make this better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we say sometimes maybe we should be a little
Speaker 3: more respectable. But I'm like I felt the same way.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I respect those guys, so you
Speaker 3: shouldn't waste their time.
Speaker 1: Because I don't know, man, it's unfortunate, Like I feel
Speaker 1: like a lot of people do agree with you.
Speaker 4: Did he get it.
Speaker 3: As the time teaming up with Osama bin Ladin.
Speaker 1: To blow up all of Queen all of Queen Yeah,
Speaker 1: pre rods, Damn, that's a maximum damage. That's some yield
Speaker 1: right there, dude. Uh pre rods, spread your cheeks so
Speaker 1: I can ship in your ass. Blake a ninety six
Speaker 1: radio had nice peen. Back off, back off, Brad Summers,
Speaker 1: it's uh, it's time for Liam Payne's fall. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just died. Guys like a little
Speaker 1: bit attacked.
Speaker 4: But also.
Speaker 1: Chris looks like doctor Neo Kortex, Alaskan oil field trash
Speaker 1: taxi stater, Salad Madgin, Young Chldon, what's gonna tickle my
Speaker 1: ass hairs? Nikki Jizzy a Ka Da wow Up formerly
Speaker 1: known as Nicky Ziggy, Which how have you guys not
Speaker 1: talking about JFK juniors beheading a whale and mounting it
Speaker 1: in his car? We did, honestly, we miss God. Congrats
Speaker 1: for congrats, swing on losing weight, good ship, keep up
Speaker 1: the work. I'm trying, man, it sucks. I can have
Speaker 1: sweet beverages again in November, but I'm probably not gonna
Speaker 1: do it. I wouldn't because you'll probably just get all
Speaker 1: your way back because you're gonna you're you're gonna get
Speaker 1: You're gonna like o D on that ship. I think
Speaker 1: I'll be fine, but like like fucking five gallons, like well,
Speaker 1: five gallons of like orange juice. I gotta kid, I
Speaker 1: gotta start on my cardio. I gotta turn the ball.
Speaker 1: I want to try. I want to try to walk
Speaker 1: two miles a day. I'm gonna try to get to
Speaker 1: doing two miles on the treadmill. Are actually going out out,
Speaker 1: they're going out, Just do it.
Speaker 3: I mean obviously it's like cooling off now, so yes,
Speaker 3: now would be the time to do it.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna walk down to the town Center from
Speaker 1: my house and then walk back. It's like it's too
Speaker 1: long walk?
Speaker 4: Is it too?
Speaker 1: Is it two miles? It sounds about right. It seems
Speaker 1: longer because you have to go down past past the.
Speaker 3: Thing and then go all the way getting over to
Speaker 3: the bridge. Yeah, yeah, because I did.
Speaker 1: I did the walk.
Speaker 4: I didn't walk your house.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't walk too. That's a long three miles.
Speaker 1: I did the walk from the best.
Speaker 3: Buy in the Empire Center to like here where I'm at,
Speaker 3: which is like that's about long.
Speaker 1: Fucking it's about it because an hour twenty it was
Speaker 1: a while.
Speaker 4: It was like June too.
Speaker 1: It was like the worst time from from this house
Speaker 1: to to the best center because on my on my GPS,
Speaker 1: it's about like two and a half miles. Well, well
Speaker 1: that no, sorry, that's not walking. That's like because I
Speaker 1: hop on the five. Yeah, so you hop on the
Speaker 1: five from like I hop on the five and then
Speaker 1: it drops you off an empire. Yeah, and so I
Speaker 1: walked I walked down the five. I think the highway people,
Speaker 1: if when.
Speaker 3: You see anxiety for me, when I see people doing that,
Speaker 3: fucking highwaymen, fucking drifters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I was the highwayman. And then they like
Speaker 1: don't they one percent of the timer serial murderers? Yeah? Not,
Speaker 1: but also like way more, way more than they should be,
Speaker 1: you know, like no one should do that full confidence.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care, like if it's just baddy,
Speaker 1: you know, like this baddie wall. Never, I'm never picking
Speaker 1: up a person on the shide of the world. Never.
Speaker 1: I wonder if Derek has listened to the band is on.
Speaker 1: I listened to a way to fit into Long Beach
Speaker 1: Griffy's costu f haolloween stocks.
Speaker 3: I have the gap to Oh damn y'all people, guys, Okay,
Speaker 3: one of the few things the gap in my teeth
Speaker 3: is to one of the few things that actually bothers
Speaker 3: me getting made fun of.
Speaker 1: Then go give visiline. Bitch, it's so not I don't
Speaker 1: have such good teeth other than this gap. That's the
Speaker 1: that'll fix it if you have, if you actually yeah.
Speaker 3: Put a solid piece of milk in here too, I
Speaker 3: have one extra tooth And they're like, why do you
Speaker 3: have one extra tooth.
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