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Speaker 2: For the first time ever, the Republican Party will hold
a midterm convention. It'll be in Dallas, Texas, one of
my favorite places in the world. It will be fantastic,
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A truly historic event. We are going to celebrate the
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Speaker 1: Okay, So that is a thing that's happening that, like
he said, has never happened before. And it makes me curious,
like to know if they have had this up their
sleeve for a long long time and are only just
announcing it now so that Democrats don't have time to
put something like that together like a counter convention, or
if the Democrats are already doing that.
Speaker 2: I have no idea they would just get this happening.
They would get Bette Midler to sing and be a
bunch of theater kids. You know, it'd be terrible. They
have like a bongo player and crap would be bad.
Speaker 1: But that I mean, it's just like one like super
big rally after another.
Speaker 2: And I learned that I love it because he loves
this country, he loves us, he wants good things for America.
The alternative is Democrats who are just crapping on it endlessly.
Speaker 1: It's true. Yeah, so it's very close to you. It is. However,
on a Wednesday, Thursday.
Speaker 2: I will not think I will not be attending because
I can't. It's like, it's seriously, it's two hours away
from me, but nothing's ever two hours in Texas with
thirty five, it would take me like four hours to
get there and four hours to get there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then added with his whole yeah, everybody that
has to come with him, and I watched his clips
exactly exactly, all right, So that's happening. And then also
thanks to producer Vallin, we now have to worry about
a whole other thing at three o'clock in the morning
when we're having our menopause brain thoughts. Now we have
to worry about mutant sewer rats because they are spreading
throughout the US, and it's actually more alarming than it sounds,
according to The New York Post, because they have figured
out a way, you guys, to not get killed by poison,
Like they're developing immunity, genetically mutating to become more resilient
to typical rat poison. Great, it's so weird.
Speaker 2: It's like, first it was the murder horners, and now
it's I know the sewer rats. Well, you know, I
don't live near a city, so you know, I'm not
in like a big city. If I were in a
big city, I would be really worried about it. But
I don't think this will keep me up at night
just because we get rats on our property.
Speaker 1: But I mean they're probably cute. No, they're not cute.
They're not mice and rats.
Speaker 2: When you live out in the country, you get mice
and rats, but not like I think the ones in
the city are like the ones that wear like leather
jackets and they're in gangs, and they're just.
Speaker 1: And they carry firearms.
Speaker 2: They're exponentially worse. Yeah, so sorry, if you live in
the city.
Speaker 1: Well, there is unfortunately another thing that you may have
to worry about, and that we all may have to
worry about at some point, and that is also according
to the New York Post, there's a mysterious explosive diarrhea parasite.
It's just broken out and Texas is this. Texas and
Illinois and New York are apparently the hotbeds for this
mystery virus that they don't know where it's coming from.
They're assuming that maybe it's from food, but they don't know.
They haven't pinpointed like what food and like where it is,
but this is where it has broken out the most.
Are these blues Texas and where else? She said, New
York is the worst, but then Texas and Illinois are
second worst. It's so weird.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's all that the transplants moving here and not
being used to Mexican food.
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a parasite. But they just don't know from what. And
so that's great.
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Speaker 1: So interesting thing happened yesterday after the show. We were
planning on talking to Jennifer Say, the co founder and
CEO of xx x Y, especially because we were like,
oh cool, we'll be recording with her at eleven o'clock
and then that's cool because by then we'll know what
the Supreme Court ruling is on trans people in sports,
and so we were all ready to record with her
and then normally, as you know, our interviews come out
on Saturdays, but this was like a very in the
moment kind of you know, something to react to right
now and not wait. And she had actually tweeted that
she was going to be on Live with Us at
eleven o'clock yesterday morning, and so that's what we ended
up doing. I'm sorry that we didn't give anybody notice
about that, but we genuinely did not know until about
ten thirty that we were actually going to be talking
with her live. So you can see that entire conversation.
It's out on all of the places as normal, and
I know a few of you, including two of our mods,
which is so sweet, and Brian Brumley, they were in here.
So that was really really cool, and it was so
great to talk to her and get her reaction because
this is something obviously that her entire company is focused on,
has been focused on fighting for, and so that was
really really cool. It's a great conversation you should definitely
listen to. It, and we are going to talk more
about that ruling and of course the birthright ruling today
on today's show. But first we need to talk about
what happened with NPR, because this was freaking bizarre. NPR
reported that Justice Alito was retiring. Yeah, what was that.
Ten minutes later they took it down and like had
to retract it. But obviously, because of the way social
media works in the world, it traveled, you know, everywhere.
Everybody was like freaking out and finding out and retweeting
and reposting and all the things. Very very hard to
put that toothpaste back in the tube once it's out,
and so, you know, it got community noted right away,
and then the Twitter account, the Scotus Wire they also
published this bizarre report saying, according to the Wayback Machine,
the NPR article announcing Justice Alito's retirement was supposed to
be published on Friday, which coincides with Independence Day. So
then more rumors started circulating, Oh my god, this is
like a leak, this is actually happening. You know, everybody
was starting to really worry. And then the NPR editor
in chief, Tommy Evans, talked about the retraction, saying it
was a quote misunderstanding, and so they said that we
regret the error any confusion this may have caused. This afternoon,
missus Totenberg, it's Nina Totenberg who put out this information.
Will appear on the All Things Considered podcasts to explain
what happened. She has reached out to Justice Alito to apologize.
How in the hell does that happen? Well, there was
more reporting about it, so the public editor Kelly McBride
NPR said that the story was published because Nina had
misheard a comment made by Chief Justice John Roberts about
upcoming retirements and instead of checking, which you would think
a journalist, an eighty two year old journalist journalisming fifty years,
would have known to confirm, but instead she just passed
along what she thought she heard to an intern that
was like job shadowing her and they just went with it.
Speaker 2: She's eighty two, She's eighty two and still doing this.
That's part of the problem right there. That's part of
the problem for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So then on the podcast that she appeared on,
she apparently, you know, she talked about like how this
was unacceptable, and she read an apology message that she
had sent to Alito's team saying, Dear Justice Alito, there
are no words to adequately apologize for today's error in
reporting your retirement. It was entirely my fault. I rushed
out of the courtroom after the opinion announcements, and when
I realized that the usual rush of folks after a
few minutes had not happened, I asked somebody what was
going on inside, to which the answer was retirement announcements.
I didn't hear the s on announcements, and I assumed
something that no reporter should ever do, that you were retiring.
It was the worst professional mistake of my more than
fifty years in journalism. I could go on, but I
don't know what else to say except that I am
so sorry.
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe it's time for you to hang it up, lady.
Speaker 1: I think this is the sign. I think this was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was God telling you that you need to
just maybe sit on the front porch at eighty two
and r right and fourth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that whole thing was so what a night panicky,
Like I panicked so hard. Yeah, I saw that Alita
was possibly retiring. It's experience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can panic. But at the same time, if
that happened. At least Trump is president, So there's.
Speaker 1: That so important to hold onto the Senate, you guys
hold on right. I loved what Jarvis said saying everyone
dunking on NPR because they published fake news on accident.
But I think it's a welcome break from their usual
practice of publishing it on purpose. So true, right, that's
such perfect, perfect thing. So anyway, that made for an
exciting warning. In addition to the actual rulings themselves, which
we're about to get into, but regarding the ones that
happened the day before yesterday, Trump was still kind of
talking about that on Twitter if you could read what
he wrote here.
Speaker 2: The biggest and most consequential decision issued by the Court
by far is the Slaughter case, which overturned the very
famous Humphreys executor rule. The whole concept of power has
been fought over for nearly one hundred years, going all
the way back to Franklin down or Roosevelt, where a
large slice of his power was taken away. He fought
to regain it, even wanting to pack the court, but
was unsuccessful in doing so. This decision gives tremendous additional
power back to the president see where it belongs. It
is an honor to be sitting president. It is an
honor to be the sitting president who, after all these years,
won this very important and hard fought case. We had
other good victories too, and we also had the birthright
citizenship loss, which you will work correct in Congress.
Speaker 1: But the big slaughter was slaughter.
Speaker 2: The Republican Party was treated very fairly by the United
States Supreme Court.
Speaker 1: Thank you for your attention to this matter. I thought
that that was a very I don't what's the right word,
like calm and measured response to what a lot of
people are absolutely losing their minds over, which is this
birthright citizenship case. He just isn't all that bothered, and
I think it's probably because it was expected, maybe, you know, because.
Speaker 2: It was expected, and he knows that maybe he can
do peripheral things to address that issue, right, right.
Speaker 1: So that was part of his response. And then, of course,
you know, when it comes down to the decisions, who
do you think betrayed can servatives essentially except Amy Coney
berrit Yeah, he always seems to be the one. And
so the Babylon be out with this headline. Trump demands
investigation into whoever nominated Amy Coney Barrett.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's one of his biggest mistakes.
Speaker 1: I think it's probably a regret. It's been a.
Speaker 2: Huge, colossal disappointment in a lot of different ways.
Speaker 1: Loved this meme of her that someone posted American af said,
Amy Conney Barrett when it's time to vote. So true,
she's just missing the blue hair. This absolutely cracked me up.
But it's true. You know what's so odd, especially about
the trans in sports case, is that it's the women
that screwed us over, you know what I mean? It
was Jackson Kagan and Soda Mayor who ruled against women
having equal protection under the law. Is that amazing?
Speaker 2: It is amazing Liberal women still prove to be the
scored of humanity. Like they are the absolute freaking worst,
biggest hypocrites ever. And look look at just the stupid
that's right there in front of our face. They're all
so dumb for real, especially Kaitanji.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, I me is the literal worst ever
on that stupid Clarence Thomas and we talked about this
with Jen Say in our live broadcast yesterday morning.
Speaker 1: But in his opinion, because and he wrote a big
one he wrote a couple he said very obviously that
men and boys with gender dysphoria are not women or girls,
even if they believe they are, And that actually required
saying by the Supreme Court. That's where we are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're we're in the time of like these people
have to say common sense out loud because everybody's turned
retarded and so it's so stupid. I do think it
was interesting that that happened on the last day of
price month, you know what I mean, guarant happy pride,
wah wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I mean this is I this is the thing.
When we talked to Jen about it yesterday, Jen say
about it, it was I mean, it's a win, but
it's not quite a win because there are twenty three
states that get to decide what they want to do.
Speaker 1: Right. It's so if you're in one of.
Speaker 2: Those states and you're a kid or a girl living
in one of those states competing, you know, it's that
you're still still yeah, or if you or if you
compete nationally, which a lot of you know, like my
daughter was just in New Mexico, you know, So I
don't they go all all these these club sports and
whatever sports high schools.
Speaker 1: They travel a lot.
Speaker 2: And it's like a national thing, so something needs to
be done nationally from a federal level rather than just
the state level. I just don't know why this, Why
is this not common sense?
Speaker 1: You would think that it would be, and yet because
of it. It's like Tanji Brown Jackson, who actually wrote
this in her descent, saying, a transgender woman penalized for
being perceived as aggressive has experienced discrimination on the basis
of sex just as much as a CIS woman's or
as a cisgender woman has. No matter that the transgender
woman's behavior matches expectations of her sex assigned at birth.
This is actually what the psycho retard beliefs.
Speaker 2: She's got the intellect of a tree stump, this one.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: She's just an embarrassment in so many ways.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so dumb. So Jen had posted a
video of what she imagined Democrat politicians' responses would be
to this ruling, and she actually totally called it.
Speaker 7: JB.
Speaker 1: Pritzker, for one, almost quoted her exactly, and she made
this with AI. Okay, so if you missed this yesterday,
this video out. This is AI from xxx.
Speaker 8: Y the Supreme Court rule. Congrats, you won, but not
in my state.
Speaker 1: Because we're still not going to protect women's sports, Not
in Jersey, not in Maine, definitely not in New York.
Speaker 8: The Supreme Court ruling doesn't change Jack Squat. For Illinois,
girls will continue to have to compete against boys and
be shamed if they say one word about it. We'll
still be letting boys win girls softball championships. We're going
to keep putting male's feelings before girls. In New Jersey,
I'll say it's unfair, but keep making girls share their
first place podiums. Good thinking, gavin anything for the boys. So, yeah,
you won, but in twenty three states, our lovely states,
girls actually didn't win because the ruling didn't require.
Speaker 2: Every state to protect women's sports, just the ones who want.
Speaker 8: To, and we just don't want to.
Speaker 1: It's so true, so true, And it's like, whe're the
party of women. Okay, no, you're not, you're not, You're not.
You just couldn't be less. So that's right. Great great
video from xxx Y. And there are you know, groups
all over the country that are continuing the fight, and
God bless them for doing it. There's a group called
main Girl Dads, which I just think is so cool.
So main Girl Dads has an account you can follow
them on x and they posted this unbelievable interview that
took place with the Women's Lobby of Maine that you
have to hear to believe, because again, this is a
woman betraying women and girls. Yeah, what about.
Speaker 9: The voice of the kids. Forget about the agitators, forget
about the billionaires. Let's talk about the kids in these
environments that feel they're cheated when they compete for these
awards and they feel they have to compete with somebody
that whose biological mail. Do you understand why they would
feel robbed and cheated and is there any balance for
their concerns because they're the ones that the parents are
trying to protect, the children who feel as though they
made all this investment, it was a lifelong dream and
here they're competing with someone who's actually a biological mail.
Speaker 1: Mmmmm.
Speaker 10: Well, first I would say that actually the science is
pretty clear that there is not necessarily an advantage for no.
But you know, proposals like this are really treating You're.
Speaker 11: A very intelligent woman.
Speaker 9: You're very intelligent and well educated, and you don't think
that there is no advantage.
Speaker 1: Come on now, I'd be happy to share the evidence.
Speaker 12: Evidence.
Speaker 11: Let us hear you evidence.
Speaker 1: What we need to focus on.
Speaker 9: We share your evidence, let us hear your evidence.
Speaker 10: This six year olds the same way it treats high
school football players.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Just a complete moron. When he said you're a smart woman. No, actually,
that's the one thing you got wrong though, dude, he's not.
Speaker 1: She's not a smart She was trying to give her
the benefit of the dell, but for no reason because
that woman is also retarded.
Speaker 2: So and it's it's so interesting because one of the
things we talked about with Jen yesterday too is the
fact that you don't see women trying to bust their
way into men's sports because they're not.
Speaker 1: Going to win.
Speaker 2: You, guys, this is why men come into women's sports.
It's because they can cheat, because it's for it's for athlete,
to our subpar athlete who want to win, and they
go in there.
Speaker 1: This is what they do. They're mentally ill and they're cheating.
And that was another thing that Clarence Thomas had to
point out. This is gender dysphoria. It is an illness.
This is not this is not reality. No matter how
delusional they want to be about their own gender, their
own sex, the biological reality is undeniable. So anyway, So
and the people that do have this mental illness, I mean,
it's so obviously a mental illness. Granted, there are trans
people who are just like, listen, I don't match. My
brain and my body don't match, and I'm just going
to try to live as the opposite gender that I
was born as, and I'm not going to pressure anybody
to normal behind the scenes, right, yeah, those are Yeah,
there are exactly lunatics and who make these demands on
society that are unacceptable, unacceptable. And there's this reporter, Julia
Hartley Brewer. I'm sure you've seen her before. She's she's
like the kind of journalists who just says things that
we're all thinking and she doesn't hold back and that's
why people love her. And she was interviewing some trans weirdo.
Obviously it's a woman, but she chose to like lop
off her own boobs to try to be more manly.
And she was wearing a T shirt in this interview
which said, celebrate your scars like your I don't even
your stripes. I think is how they referred to the
mistectomy scars, and Julia didn't notice that at first until
this weirdo pointed it out, and then she was She
just said all the things, and I just love her
for those look meant.
Speaker 13: And the reason that we got into this this discussion
here today was because of this campaign.
Speaker 14: You're wearing a T shirt. Oh gosh, yes, proud of
my stripes. This is this is a lush campaign and
it's got a tiger apparently celebrating having a mistick, having
mistectomy scars, cutting off perfectly healthy, proud.
Speaker 13: Of my scars.
Speaker 14: Yeah, and actually that was what you were wearing. It
literally makes me want to vomit.
Speaker 1: Would you like to?
Speaker 13: Can we have a bucket in here please? But puberty
blockers prevent this, So on the one hand, you're saying
puberty blockers, we shouldn't could give them to any anybody else,
but not for trans things, as you said.
Speaker 1: For non medical reasons.
Speaker 13: And yeah, actually that puberty blockers prevent breast development in
transgender boys.
Speaker 14: Her perfectly healthy, perfectly healthy breast on a girl who
needs her.
Speaker 13: You're again misgendering any single transgender US.
Speaker 14: I am so frustrated to twelve fift because I was
just want to ask you whether a trouble child came
to you with a as a doctor with annarexia, believing
she was too fat, would you would you affirm that
and help her lose more weight?
Speaker 13: You really asking that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the.
Speaker 14: Same thing a child that thinks her.
Speaker 13: Child should get too involved in medicine because of the
half to people who.
Speaker 14: I think, I mean this very respectfully. I think people
like you should be in prison.
Speaker 5: I love her because I mean the transgender that lady
or whatever it was that the T shirt on was
like you you shouldn't have an opportunity to talk about
this kind of stuff like That's basically why she was saying,
like you don't get the Actually we do.
Speaker 1: You're mentally ill, and we're going to point it out.
We can do that now because we're not living in
Biden's woke world. People get shut down and legitimately censored
for saying things that go again actually the talking points.
We actually did it during Biden's time too.
Speaker 2: But I but I will, like, listen, if you if
you're a due use big Latin, we did.
Speaker 1: You're right.
Speaker 2: If you're a dude and you've got junk if you've
got a penis and balls, Okay, go play with the dudes.
I don't care. You can put makeup on, put your
put a wig on. Nobody cares how you live your
life behind closed doors.
Speaker 1: Nobody cares how you were raised. Nobody cares. I don't care.
But you have junk, so you don't. Don't though, because
even if you've lopped it off, you still are agreed, dude,
agreed whatever.
Speaker 2: If you have the chromosomes that back up the fact
that you are a dude, you need to be competing
against dudes.
Speaker 1: Otherwise you are cheating. That's right. And now it is
constitutionally proven that we can protect women and girls' sports.
Speaker 2: So let's say you to a supreme court. Let's see
who actually does that. Pay attention to who does it
and who doesn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, Speaking of completely bizarre freaks of nature, the
weird activist people. I don't know if you saw the
photos and videos from Seattle Pride. Thank god, what you're
about to see is blurred out because I don't think
it's even allowed to be shown on YouTube. But people
for pride, and I don't know how pride parades have
become synonymous with just being overtly sexual, perverted, disgusting, nasty,
naked people. But that's essentially what it is. And so
it's one thing to be gross and perverted as those
people are. It's entirely another to be a parent who
takes your child to see that, and that I feel
like those parents are worse than the actual perse. Absolutely,
But here's a little bit of what it looked like.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, why.
Speaker 15: Morning, Oh my god, Okay, it's right, hair, It's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: It's just it's child abuse, is what that is. It's
absolute child abuse. I remember the time when people used
to get arrested for being naked in the street like that.
Speaker 1: Remember it might just good times.
Speaker 2: Taking stuff up because I feel like we're old enough
to remember when that was frowned upon. And if they
did it in front of a child, you're a freaking purp.
And this is from the party who will point it
out and be like, you guys are photos.
Speaker 1: You're literally naked in front of a kid and getting
off on it. That's why these people do it, totally.
Speaker 2: It's so nice, constant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then you know, the if if you have
any question or if you make the suggestion that these
people have a mental disorder. It's like somehow that that's
that's mean. I guess that's mean. They're just trying to
live their best lives. I'm sorry, these people have a
mental disorder. Here's more proof here and gender queer. To
my thoughts, we look like clowns.
Speaker 16: That's not We're gonna not deny that because clans are whimsy.
Clans bring happy and that's the point.
Speaker 1: That's it, god point. Sorry for the nightmares that wringe. Well,
I guess I'll be mean.
Speaker 2: I'm your huckleberry because that was a freak, right there,
a demonic freak. Yeah. It's always in the eyes too.
Speaker 1: You notice that, Yeah, it's like your eyes are empty. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Guys, truly for real. All right, let's get into this
birthright citizenship case that the Supreme Court decided on yesterday.
They ruled that the Fourteenth Amendment guarantees birthright citizenship to
kids born in the US, including those whose parents are
in the country illegally or only temporarily. This of course
struck down President Trump's executive order, and it was expected,
although still a disappointment totally regardless.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just think it's a total disappointment because I
feel like they said, hey, you know, if you break
the law, we'll reward you by giving your kids citizenship.
That's what it says to me. So I mean, I
don't do you have to be like a smart lawyer.
Speaker 1: To figure this out. Feel like, it's just pretty It
was a.
Speaker 2: It was a horrible ruling. Dan.
Speaker 8: It was.
Speaker 1: Super interesting though, because even though and you know, we
talked about it on our show that we expected this outcome,
I think conservatives by and large expected the outcome, and
yet as Kristen Hawkins pointed out, I thought this was
so interesting and such a great point, she said. She said,
I think it's telling that when the Supreme Court knew
the Dobbs decision would anger the left, they put up
gates the night before. Being at the court that day
was insane with police security. Today we woke up and
we knew the birthright citizenship case would be a win
for the left because there were zero fences up. The
court knows who the party of violence is in America.
That is so spot on, right.
Speaker 2: Not freaking on, Yeah, because we knew and it was
going to be a loss for us, and a lot
of us don't agree with it, but we're too busy
going to work today.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that is the thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I just thought that that was a super
interesting point. Now, Justice Cavanaugh, even though this was a
you know, a nine to three or i'm sorry, six
to three ruling, Justice Cavanaugh's opinion talked about how he
disagreed with the certain part of this that made the
that put the Constitution in question about I think it
was fourteen A. And in any case, people like jumped
on and in fact, a lot of people were saying
this was really a five to four ruling, which means
that it wasn't as bad of a complete upset as
we expected. And Senator Eric Schmidt said the majority tried
to constitutionalize unlimited birthright citizen citizenship, but Kavanaugh may have
left Congress adore, I am filing legislation to walk through it,
and I'll keep working on a constitutional amendment to restore
American citizenship. And he was talking specifically about this last
paragraph that you see on the screen from Kavanaugh's opinion, saying,
consistent with the Fourteenth Amendment, Congress could amend this particular
section or otherwise enact new legislation establishing exceptions to birthright
citizenship for kids born to foreign cidents citizens unlawfully or
I can't.
Speaker 2: Read that last line, Canyon unlawfully are temporarily in the country.
But Congress has not yet done.
Speaker 1: So exactly, so that that's the door.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: It's saying, hello, you guys can take care of this legislatively.
Should they totally should take care of it. I think
there's somebody on our side. I'm sure you're going to
bring that up. Bernie Marina.
Speaker 2: That's I mean, you guys, Democrats, like fifteen years ago
were for this.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean Harry Reid was the architect a
huge piece of legislation, and we'll get to that, but
wanted to also mention how again, Katanji Brown Jackson is
the most retarded justice that has ever been on the court.
And she is so focused on popularity, remember her being
in that Broadway show. Her focus and her reason for
being on the court's so twisted. It's all about popularity
and being like part of the cool kids club. And amazingly,
she actually had she actually said in her new opinion
this is an old one. She actually said that she
used the TikTok slang phrase understood the assignment, not in
her opinion, And remember that she had previously used a
wait for it in a previous opinion. This is who
she is. This is how dumb she is, how she
is dumbing down this entire court. Yeah, it's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised she didn't do the whole statement in emojis.
Speaker 1: She might. I seriously feel like that's what's coming.
Speaker 2: It's coming, The emojis are coming next. She's just an
embarrassment to women, She's an embarrassment to the country.
Speaker 1: Like what just so stupid you guys. Oh my god,
it is just I mean it just I have all
the cringe anytime she writes anything or says anything, I'm
like an immediate cringe mode, you know.
Speaker 17: Yep.
Speaker 1: Going back to Alito, Shannon Bream brought a little bit
of his reaction or his rationale to obviously not going
along with the Supreme Court ruling. He was one of
the dissenters, and Shannon Breem explained his rationale. Here is Shannon,
you know who.
Speaker 18: Brought up during the arguments. This is his separate dissent,
he says. The Court's interpretation also has national security implications.
Suppose that a person's only connection to this country is
that he was born here to a mother who was
present just long enough to give birth and then quickly
return to her native country. Suppose that country is a
strategic adversary or enemy of the United States. Suppose the
child never visited the United States while growing up and
was inculcated with hatred of this country. According to this court,
now that person is a citizen of the United States,
he can enter and leave the country as he pleases.
He can travel the world on a United States passport,
even if he plots to harm this country. He cannot
be deprived of his status as a citizen, at least
under current president. He goes on to say that this
decision today also provides a powerful incentive to enter or
remain in this country illegally. He goes on to say,
in my judgment, the court has made a mistake that
will seriously affect the country's future.
Speaker 2: I mean, I I yesterday, I was like, well, two
hundred and fifty years is a good run.
Speaker 1: That was me yesterday.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to be more positive today. I'm just trying
very hard.
Speaker 1: I think I'll be able to help with that because
I do have some light at the end of tunnel
stuff to share, you know.
Speaker 2: After this entire segment and listen, and I guess where
I'm at today is Trump close the borders, deport and
then crack down on those organizations that pull women in
and say you can have your baby here, it'll be American.
We've got to get rid of that crap.
Speaker 1: And the good news is that I think there's been
This was like a kick in the pants for DJ
for political officials to do something, and so you know,
maybe that was the impetus that was really needed. I
guess that's one way to look at it.
Speaker 2: Great silver lining, mock it's great.
Speaker 1: Trump tweeted immediately after, saying the Supreme Court upheld birthright citizenship,
which is too bad for our country. But we can
easily make it up in Congress through legislation with the
support of the President. That has now been determined during
this process, no long and unwieldy constitutional amendment is necessary.
Congress should start today to work on ending expensive and
unfair to our country birthright citizenship. They will have my
complete and total support. Yeah. I mean, also had one
more zinger because he wanted to say congrats to China,
and he said, I would like to congratulate President g
in the great country of China on their massive birthright citizenship.
Speaker 2: He's right, He's absolutely correct. I mean, Democrats are the
ones in ninety three that were like, let's get rid
of this. It's just our It just shows you it's
a it's a microcosm for the whole country and how
we've gone into the two parties, and what a dichotomy
there is now between this is right and you guys
are wrong. And it's I mean, it just is it's just.
Speaker 1: Hard divide keeps getting bigger and bigger.
Speaker 2: And the left keeps getting more left and left and left.
Speaker 1: So these are the companies that you we're talking about.
There's hundreds. It's this birth tourism industry, and it's most
I mean, there's a lot of nations that participate. China
is obviously the worst among them, and it is a huge, huge, huge,
huge problem. Even the New York Times, this wasn't terribly
long ago, had reported on this mom from Honduras.
Speaker 19: I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, New York Times wrote a story about a pregnant
Honduran woman who was deported from the country and then
traveled seventeen hundred miles to commit felony re entry so
her child could be born in the States. The Supreme
Court just ruled that her baby is as much of
a citizen as you and I are. It's absolute bullshit,
you guys.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's a big fan really is a big
pile of bullshit, is what it is.
Speaker 1: That Yeah, So I know, like, for example, I think
you're going to see this next screenshot that Scott Pressler
was pushing this idea of a constitutional amendment. There's no
way like that that is realistic. It just isn't because
it's going to take it would take way more Republican
governors than what we have because again, it requires two
thirds of the state legislatures formally requesting a convention. They're
not going to do it. And so this isn't the
way I wish it were, but it simply isn't. We'll
talk about some other alternative ways in just a second,
but I did want to share Mike Davis's reaction to
this entire ruling. He said, the Supreme Court and he
said this on the war room, I think, but he said,
the Supreme Court is ruled anyone who comes to American
plaps out a child has birthright citizenship for that child.
That means a Chinese birth tourist can come to the US,
have a kid, return to Beijing, and never set foot
on American soil again. Yet that child receives American citizenship,
a social Security number, access to benefits, and at age eighteen,
can mail in a ballot to vote in American elections
from Beijing. Yeap, that is bonkers.
Speaker 2: It is bonkers, but this is what they did. So,
I mean, this is why yesterday I was just in
a spiral. I was just like again, two and fifty
years is a really good run. I mean because I
if listen, it's like our founders gave us a constitutional
republic and they wrote these beautiful documents for us, and
if we could just keep it intact, you know, this
great experiment.
Speaker 1: As long as we can keep it, and we're effing
it up. I just think we aren't.
Speaker 2: But as a populous as a whole, the populace is
just effing it up, and people just don't.
Speaker 1: Understand how good we have it. I know. And yesterday
I was like, this is s p. Seven four. It
is like the beginning of the end. I just hate it.
Say that, you guys, I'm sorry. That is not the
right too.
Speaker 2: All right, Well I'm bad cop and she's good cop
today because I just feel I was. I'm very I
just don't like it. I don't think this helps. They've
got to do like fifty thousand other things to get
a hole on this and stop the bleeding, because this
is just another laceration.
Speaker 1: You know. It's bad. Yeah, I mean it's not it's
not good. Okay, it's not good. But there are reasons
to maintain hope, and we are going to get to those,
I promise, I wanted to share a second tweet from
Mike Davis where he said, Chinese birth tourists fly in,
have a baby, fly home, and never come back. That
child gets a social Security number, gets to vote, it'll
mail ballots from China, It'll collect Social Security, medicator and
medicaid and all the benefits with none of the allegiance.
The fact also important point.
Speaker 2: They continue to get our taxpayer money, like it's.
Speaker 1: You we're paying for that. We're paying for all this.
Speaker 2: And that's another thing that like the Supreme Court justices
didn't seem to take that into account, like well, because
they never can, right, Like they're only supposed to interpret
the absolute just words of the Constitution, regardless of the outcome.
Speaker 1: Really and that that's their job. You think Kaitanji Brown
is doing that? No, yeah, no, I don't.
Speaker 2: And they're all taking money from us, So it's like
they live in a different universe than we do.
Speaker 1: But again, this has lit a fire, you guys, and
that was a fire that needed to be lit. And
we'll get to that. Nick freydis weighing in. The Supreme
Court has made their decision, and apparently five of the
justices think the authors of the fourteenth Amendment clearly meant
anyone could randomly show up illegally have a baby in
that suddenly meant citizenship. We should now move to significantly
cut all immigration, which I think is a splendid idea,
and significantly reduced visas. Look, I want to be reasonable,
but reason doesn't seem to work for some people. So
now we have to take more drastic measures. It's shame really,
but that is where we are agree. Nick and I
think more drastic measures are about to be taken, and
they could get like, really really crazy. We've got some
examples of that. But here you can see Bill Malusian
reporting that already Senators Britt and Scott from Alabama and
Florida both out with a me mediate calls for Congress
to take action to end birthright citizenship. Expect that momentum
to grow within the Republican ranks, and it already is.
You can see it happening. Rand Paul has filed an
amendment to end birthright citizenship for children born to people
who are in the US illegally. I think the next
one is and the Ogles, I think it is it. Yes,
Andy Ogles just introduced the Anchors Away Act which bans
certain pregnant women who are seeking to give birth here
from entering the US at all. And then, as you mentioned,
Bernie Moreno is planning to re up the actual text
that Harry Reid wrote himself. Can you even tell me this?
You know he was their leader leader. Harry Reid introduced
a bill that would have eliminated birthright citizenship for the
kids of illegal aliens and clarified which babies would be
entitled to citizenship. And Bernie Moreno says, I will reintroduce
this exact bill when I returned to d C. Let's
see how today's DC Democrats will vote when they're offered
the ideas of the Democrat party that used to love
this country and the American people in.
Speaker 2: Nineteen ninety three. It's crazy, you guys, like, and his
words about this, and Carrie read was like, if you
break our laws by entering this country with that permission
and give birth to a child, we reward that child
with US citizenship and guarantee full access to all public
and social services the society provides. We've got to stop that.
That's he was a Democrat, Like, it's crazy, right, It's.
Speaker 1: Just they have changed so much that was, and we
used to think he was back crap back then, But
that's when they had just like a shred of sanity,
just a shred lap.
Speaker 2: There are no shreds now.
Speaker 1: I think it's when they used to actually like the
country and now they don't. I mean, you're right, any
poll about how much their level of patriot and love
of country has just tanked. And so at least Democrats
back in the day shared that in common with agree
what was best for America, and now they don't.
Speaker 2: It's only they hate it, do right, they hate it.
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. And you know what's even crazier is that
the same Democrats who are like, we're on stolen land
are saying we're somehow not entitled to be citizens at all,
are now like you get citizenship, you get citizenship. I mean,
it's crazy. Yeah, they don't even make sense. They're not consistent.
Speaker 2: That tracks because they're not consistent about anything. I mean,
it's like it's like the Supreme Court justice is not
katanji in particularly not even knowing what a woman is
and then ruling about something that has to do with women.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, So now we're going to get into some
of the potential ideas that people, like random people but
also like people that understand the law, are talking about
in order to counteract this ruling. And so this first
one you're going to see comes from Last Refuge, a
Twitter account by the name of Last Refuge. Super interesting.
Don't know how feasible, but again, these are ideas that
I think that we need to look at. Where did
it go? There? No, right there there, So he said,
Dear Rubio and Donald Trump, as a pragmatic American, I
respectfully suggest and recommend that the State Department immediately institute
the Roberts requirement, following similar visa entry protocols previously used
for COVID nineteen tests prior to US admittance. The Roberts
requirement would be as follows. Each female visa applicant must
present a valid negative pregnancy test taken no longer than
ten days prior to travel to the US. The certified
document negative negative pregnancy test, together with all related visa approvals,
must be presented to CBP at each port of entry.
Failure disqualifies the traveler same protocol as COVID, only using
pregnancy status as the disqualifying health issue. It is a
lawful regulation that does not need congressional approval. If it's lawful,
let's do it. I mean right, I mean seriously brilliant.
I love brilliance. I love it too.
Speaker 2: It's fantastic.
Speaker 1: Just think people are so creative and there that's what
we need. We need creative ways to get around.
Speaker 2: Some of the bullshit, right and create people who understand
the legal system and can we because listen, they're going
to find workarounds and God knows that, like illegals are
going to find workarounds. So we need to nip it
in the button.
Speaker 1: We have to do that. And the good news is
that DJ is all over this entire issue, especially as
it relates to birth tourism. They tweeted yesterday birth tourism
schemes exploit our laws and violate our criminal laws. The
Department of Justice will prioritize the prosecutions of birth tourism
schemes across the country actors seeking to exploit loopholes to
obtain automatic citizenship for their kids, posing national security threat
and will be brought to justice.
Speaker 2: I just can't believe that they like they can exist.
Speaker 1: Shut them all down, Shut them down. Yeah, it's all.
It's part of the whole fraud thing.
Speaker 2: You think about it, it totally says so shut it down.
Speaker 20: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: There's an account called shipwreck shipwrecked on Twitter which also
had some very very interesting ideas, and we'll share a
few of those here. Let's see. Yes, the Trump administration
shipwrecked crew. I'm sorry, that's the name of the account.
The Trump administration and all future admins will have full
justification to turn around and send back to their home
countries any pregnant female who seeks to enter the US
at ports entry. Maybe we should set up clinics at
US embassies around them world and make it mandatory for
females seeking a visa to undergo a pregnancy test and
then only allow a visa to be valid for entry
into the US for seventy two hours after the date
of the test. Why would this not be considered a
valid alternative to the executive order in order to address
the problem of birth or tourism. I don't have an answer.
There is no reason, no reason, no reason. And then
he went a little further, saying, would a DHS policy
that prioritized the removal of any pregnant illegal alien now
be justified on the basis that there is a compelling
governmental interest in not allowing illegal aliens to give birth
to kids who become citizens by virtue of the physical
location of their mom at the time they're born. And
how about this. A visa granted to an alien to
enter and stay in the US is automatically terminated if
that female alien becomes pregnant, and medical care providers are
obligated by law to report positive pregnancy tests under threat
of criminal prosecution if they fail to do so. Ain't
this fun?
Speaker 2: It's true to It is finding a workaround. It's yeah,
we can do this. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: I mean, there are doable things.
Speaker 2: Yep's so. But the thing is mop is will they
do it? I have faith in this administration, but we
gotta do it. You gotta do it now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally agree, totally agree. You ready for some optimism? Yeah, okay, So,
Jesse Kelly, A lot of people I'm sure are familiar
with Jesse Kelly. He had this to say, We're going
to win on this birthright citizen issue, citizenship issue. We're
just not going to win quite yet. The America First
Movement is not complete, it's not even halfway. It is
in its infancy stage. The things we all want now
will come to pass over time. Stay involved and keep working.
I was like, yeah, that's a pep talk, man, it
is a pep talk.
Speaker 2: I think. You know, the GOP would be stupid to
not use this in elections too.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is the kel.
Speaker 2: This is the kind of stuff that they need to
start sticking to the man and woman out there in
regular Americaville who are paying for all these people, like,
they really need to start getting better with their messaging.
And I hope that this will also prompt that.
Speaker 1: And they should use remember like the video clip that
we showed yesterday of Bill Mallusian's reporting from wherever that
was on the border that was just crammed with Haitians.
They should use some of that imagery to remind people
how upset everyone was about the border crisis on Biden
and how this is a continuation of that. You know
what I mean? Essentially, that's exactly what it is, right.
So okay, So here's more optimism from Kurt Schlichter, a lawyer,
and so here is what he said after the ruling.
The birthright citizenship case loss was not a huge defeat
because it was never going to win at present. I'm
not making a political comment. I'm making a legal comment.
Scotus was never going to toss out one hundred and
fifty years of common understanding based on a relatively recent critique.
It's going to take time, but we got closer than
we had had any reasonable expectation of getting, with a
five to four recognition that the fourteenth Amendment does not
require birthright citizenship is currently understood. This can't be rationally
considered a defeat. Instead, this is a step towards eventual victory.
It is inevitable that like all other First World countries
except Canada, we are going to revise the notion of
citizenship to reflect current reality. We have happened today and
it wasn't going to happen today. But what you need
to understand is that it was a huge step forward
towards eliminating birthright citizenship. Don't freak out a few more
defeats like this and we will have one.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Kurt, okay, I hear you, But we
really do need to revise the notion of it because
it sure it's not like what it was many many
years ago, and Democrats aren't like they were many many
years ago. So it's time we got to work on this.
Speaker 1: It's true we do. But those help me feel better.
I hope that helps everybody else feel better. Also, according
to the Supreme Court rule that any baby born at
an olive garden is automatically an Italian citizen.
Speaker 19: Some more breadsticks, all right, So, related to this whole
discussion of immigration, you sent me this amazing video yesterday
of a woman in Poland.
Speaker 1: Talking about why they don't have this problem in Poland.
And we can certainly take a lesson from Poland, my
motherland on this issue.
Speaker 7: This is Poland, and here you won't hear about grooming gangs,
stabbings or beheadings becoming everyday news. This is the result
of strict immigration policies, strong border security, and rejecting to
EU Migration Pact. Poland is not practicing suicidal empathy, but
simply puts its own citizens first. It's about protecting our country,
preserving our culture, and ensuring public safety because it's realism
and preventing crime should not be labeled as racism or extremism.
It's just common sense.
Speaker 2: Smartest country, and they're so smart and I love them
for that. When I saw that, I was like, we
should do that. Why aren't we doing that?
Speaker 1: I don't know, because instead what we're doing is what
it looks like in dear Bornistan right now. You guys,
this is so unnerving and frightening. This is America.
Speaker 5: What the hell.
Speaker 1: The number of people that are participating in this yeah
political cult? I mean, look at this, hello, I just yeah,
I know.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine if a bunch of Christians did that,
we went on the street and started doing our little
we don't have dances, we don't have choreograph dances like
they do. But if we went on the street and
we did some choreograph dances and we took over liberals,
their heads would explode.
Speaker 1: Look at all the Christians in one place. We can't
have that, we can't have it. But what we can't
have is this patriarchal deaf cult. Come on in Yeah, yeah,
it is so unnerving to see that madness. And then
there was this other video angle from that same event,
whatever that event was, and like in the midst of
the crowd is just this white dude that looks absolutely
bewildered as to how he got there? Where going? Where
is Waldo? You guys?
Speaker 2: I found him.
Speaker 1: I've found him. And that is it? Is that a
Texas What is he? What is he wearing?
Speaker 2: No, isn't confused, He doesn't confuse, but he also has
on the Somali isn't it Somali like colors light blue?
I mean, you can make a place for that, right,
he's wearing the color. So maybe he's there like willingly,
like with his girlfriend and he's like.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I've gotten myself into. I was
just the most bizarre, weird because.
Speaker 2: You know, Somali's like ilhan Omar, they hate the white man,
but they usually marry the white man.
Speaker 1: So maybe he was there to pick up chicks. I
don't know, that might be. And actually that was a
perfect segue because moving to Minnesota, I mean where obviously
that's where the largest group of Somali's has decided to
settle and they are teaching their kids young to have
not pro American happy to be in the United States attitudes,
but attitudes like this, Aaliya is the best.
Speaker 7: Somalia is the best thing in the world. We love Somalia.
Speaker 1: We don't care what you think about us.
Speaker 21: And I love Somalia anything in the world.
Speaker 1: Donald Trump does not judge us. Let's go back there
that much. You are Bye, little girl, Bye little girl. Bye.
I just you guys and ilhan Omar.
Speaker 2: I'm so convinced that she lied to get into this country.
I wish somebody on our side of the aisle would
I don't know, take the money we give them and
buy a set of balls and get rid of her.
Speaker 1: You know well, I mean, she's looking to be in
even more trouble. I hope that this like leads to
some sort of actual consequence. But there was another Fox
report about another case of fraud that she may be
involved in.
Speaker 12: Here it is is under scrutiny yet again over her
alleged connections to Somali based individuals arrested for fraud. The
most recent individual was found in Somalia after being on
the run for four years. He was allegedly a central
figure in the Feeding our Future fraud scheme that stole
close to three hundred million dollars in COVID nineteen pandemic
relief programs.
Speaker 1: The suspect allegedly.
Speaker 12: Exchanged emails with convicted ringleader Amy Bach that had the
subject line il Han's office. Congressoman Omar continues to deny
all wrongdoing.
Speaker 1: I'm sure she does. I didn't do anything.
Speaker 2: It's just a matter of TikTok god.
Speaker 1: I cannot wait for the day that she gets hers
that way too.
Speaker 2: American hating weirdo.
Speaker 1: I saw someone in our comments like a little while ago,
mentioned something about Asmond Gold, and I was like, that's
where because I have a video from him talking about
the top percentage, like the top two or top three
percent of the country versus the bottom three percent of
the country. Because you know how you know Democrats hold
their whole thing right now, is to hate the rich,
to demand that like Elon, you know, we shouldn't have trillionaires.
Elon is responsible to cocky right, Elon, All the rich
people are responsible for everything bad. And yet I thought
asmen Gold pointed out something that everybody needs a reminder about. Here.
Speaker 20: He is percent. If you remove the top two percent
of society, the entire society would collapse. Every business owner
would be gone, every business leader would be gone, every
political thought leader would be gone, almost and basically anybody
in any leadership position that's making any decisions that are
important would all be gone, and your country would turn
into immediate chaos. That's what would happen if you remove
the top the top two percent of society. If you
remove the bottom two percent of society, and they just
immediately tomorrow they went to the moon. They're gone. I'm
not talking about killing anybody. They just immediately disappeared. Do
you know what happened? Every aspect of your life would
immediately improve. There would be less need for plexiglass cases
and cbs. Your insurance premiums would go down because they're
the ones that are speeding and committing crimes. The healthcare
costs that you would have would also go down because
they don't have to be offset by a bunch of fat,
retarded pigs that can't stop eating. You would have lower
taxes in a lot of cases because you wouldn't have
to pay for as much law enforcement and micromanagement for
these functional animals. And fundamentally, you would live in a
safer and a better society in every single facet if
the bottom two percent simply were gone. And that's the
difference between the top two percent and the bottom two percent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a big, big difference there, vast difference. And
we're paying for these, like you said, animals as in
every possible way, right as legal American taxpayers. Can you
imagine how wealthy we would be if we didn't have
to pay for these people, or if these people were
the jack holes that were holding onto our money and
just pissing it away on people that don't deserve it.
Imagine the wealth that we would have if they were
actual good stewards of our money and they're not. These
are the same people, like that bottom two percent that
he talks about. It's astounding to me that those are
the people that democrats want to defend. Their lives are
more important than yours, and we pay their salaries.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, you guys, It's crazy. Is crazy. And then,
of course, on top of all the expense of the illegals,
then we have to also deal with the loss of
our own citizens at their hands. And we've talked about
angel Moms many many, many, many many times, and there
was a hearing yesterday about angel moms, and specifically it
was Jessica Gorman that spoke about her daughter who was
killed by a Venezuelan illegal, and she wanted to be
heard and she should be heard. And yet Pramilla jiapoul
my god, oh my god, what an absolute sea word,
absolute sea word. So we're gonna show you a clip
of what she said in just a second. But Mike
Lawler represented Mike Lawler was enraged by how Democrats were
treating this angel mom, and it was it was absolutely disgusting,
and he could not hold back. And so there was
a big fight that took place shortly after, like the
congressional opening statements. And here is a little bit of
the fight.
Speaker 20: The same outrage you feel about Renee Good and Alex Prins,
Sharon and Lincoln Riley and every AG fan family in
this country.
Speaker 7: I do feel about outrage.
Speaker 20: You do not, because if you did, do you feel support?
Speaker 1: Do you be outraged about al yourself? You should be
a shame belong this committee.
Speaker 13: You should get the.
Speaker 1: Hell out of your race. You don't understand the words
of the committees. You don't understand the concentrations.
Speaker 17: Mister f of.
Speaker 8: One word about it I did.
Speaker 20: I wrote a whole New York Times I bet about it.
Speaker 1: You should be absolutely yourself.
Speaker 20: Sanctuary policies that resulted in their unity.
Speaker 10: The committee will be in or.
Speaker 1: You guys.
Speaker 2: It's so obvious Democrats value illegals lives over yours one
hundred percent. That's what they are doing that. And they're
not paying for ship we are. They their salaries and
their overblown pensions are because of us, the American tax
paying citizen, not the illegals. So it just it is
so obvious to me they do that because they just
want power in votes, power and votes and more money.
It's just disgusting, disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yes, and imagine looking into the eyes of one of
the victim's moms who is bawling, right, I mean she's
obviously in complete anguish over the loss of her daughter,
unnecessary loss of her daughter, right, and then having looking
in the eyes and saying what Permeila said, which is this.
Speaker 22: Unfortunately this hearing is uh it's the fourth time in
this committee that we've had a hearing on sanctuaries, the
fourth time and uh, there's many other things that we
could be doing other than this.
Speaker 2: You know, who else has stuff they could be doing
all the dead people that illegal stfeld. That's what an
absolute America hating hag. Oh my god, the fact that
I get so like, I get so mad that I
pay that bitch. Yeah, I can't believe.
Speaker 12: I like.
Speaker 1: She lives from my work, your work.
Speaker 2: That's how she lives her life, and that's how these
people get wealthy. And she has the audacity to say
that to a mother in front of a mother who
has lost her child to an illegal that she.
Speaker 1: Should have kept out. She had better things to do.
You should be doing your job.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: I just cannot. No disrespect. And we've got two clips
to share of Jessica Gorman's testimony, which was absolutely gut wrenching.
And I don't even know if this is an order,
but I wanted to play first her response to Jaia
Paul because I was so glad that she didn't just
take it. She was furious, rightly so, And here is
what she said back.
Speaker 21: This cannot be explained away, and it cannot be buried
beneath the list of unrelated issues that you all paraded
before us. Thanks for telling me without telling me that
you know you're here, but you don't want to be
this is the fourth this is the fourth time you
had angel families.
Speaker 1: Thanks for telling me you don't care. God, yeah, I'm
glad she said that. I'm so glad she've did that too.
How dare she the seward? It's like right here, it's
like on the tip.
Speaker 2: I just the Democrat Party is a bunch of commie retards, now,
like this is what.
Speaker 1: They do that. I just cannot believe she said that to.
Speaker 2: That poor woman.
Speaker 1: I know, it's amazing, absolutely amazing, But Jessica's testimony was
exceptional in many many ways. We can't I mean, it
was well over ten minutes, and we're not going to
play the whole thing. You can absolutely go look for it,
but this, by far was I thought, the most compelling bit.
And you can see her husband and other daughter sitting
right behind her.
Speaker 21: I cried when I came into the room. I saw
this poster that you made. It says at every stop
the system had a chance to stop him, at every step,
it failed, and my daughter paid for those failures, your failures,
with her life. No family should ever have to bury
a child because public officials failed to put it American
lives first. I'm just asking you to choose us, We
choose you, we choose you, choose us. Why does my
child matter less than an illegal immigrant? Why listen, I
have a heart. I love immigrants. Two of my best
friends in this whole world are immigrants. They came here
the right way. I absolutely think they make America beautiful.
But my daughter's beautiful too. I need you to think
about what these policies are, and I need you to
imagine this is your daughter, because I'm very sure you
won't be cutting off anyone when they're speaking.
Speaker 23: You won't.
Speaker 21: I'd be very sure you won't call this a political stunt.
The grief is real. Every day I wake up with
unimaginable pain.
Speaker 15: You know what.
Speaker 21: I wake up in the middle of the night, and
then I think, did my daughter cry for me? She
made it forty feet, she made it forty feet running
for her life.
Speaker 1: Did she cry out for me?
Speaker 21: She died on that pavement by her all, by yourself,
lonely bleeding on that pavement.
Speaker 1: Got it made me.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I got like welled up.
Speaker 20: I know.
Speaker 2: That just makes me so mad that that woman has
to and then she has the audacity to say that
to her.
Speaker 1: I Jaia, Paul, your blood is not so disgusting. They're
discussing the blood is on their hands.
Speaker 2: They did this, They killed that girl essentially because they
allow this to happen, and they brush it off like
it's no big deal.
Speaker 1: How dare they? Yeah? I got most of my tears
about that when it was live yesterday, and I just
don't want to.
Speaker 2: I can't watch it again.
Speaker 1: But everybody should be forced. Everybody should be forced to
watch that. All right, moving on, we need to talk
about another disgusting Democrat by the name of Rocanna, who
plans to run for president. You all know this is coming, right,
and he tweets he's been very, very like into this
whole idea of Elon paying everything for everybody because he's
a rich and he should. Rocana is unfathomably wealthy on
his own, and yet he believes that we need to
do more to prevent the hoarding of wealth, which is
really rich as you'll see why in just a second.
But he tweeted yesterday, I want America to be a
country where it's easier to build wealth than it is
to hoard it, and where workers don't have to worry
about medical debt and grocery costs. When they should be
enjoying time with their families and economy that works for
everyone as possible. And Andrew Kerr, North Carolina responded, speaking
of hoarding wealth Kana's two young children. They're an elementary
school under the age of ten. Under the crowd, owners
of three private golf courses in Ohio where the member
initiation fees run upwards of forty five thousand dollars. They
each earned up to two million dollars from their golf
courses in twenty twenty four. If that happen, unless you
are hoarding wealth away right paying taxes on it, or
like keeping it out of your own estate, this is
such enormous hypocrisy that it's almost unbelievable. Wait, you don't
buy your kid a golf course? What we haven't done that?
Speaker 2: I haven't Come on, you guys all buy your kids
under the age of ten golf courses.
Speaker 1: No, we all do that, okay, bro?
Speaker 24: And then to top it all off, he's very very
sneaky and he is like super stealth about how he
reports this information on his financial disclosures, as Andrew Kerr
also pointed out, and so you can see on this
ground this is what his financial disclosure looks like and
Andrew said.
Speaker 1: Rocanna reported his children's ownership in three private golf clubs
and the income they received from them on page one
hundred and twenty eight of his twenty twenty four financial disclosure.
Good luck finding it on your own. The document isn't
text searchable, and these tables are designed to be absolutely
unreadable because Roe doesn't practice what he preaches.
Speaker 2: Now and the bottom is any other done about totally,
and he lives exactly how he wants you to not live.
Speaker 1: Yep, this is what they did. Always do what I
say and not what I know.
Speaker 2: Commi's are gonna come me, you guys, this is what
they do. So I get the fact that he's doing this,
I mean, his fortune is shielded. And he's like, oh no,
I'm totally Oh the Gaki, I think you smell a
lot like oligarchy to me, Roe, unbelievable.
Speaker 1: What a scumbag.
Speaker 2: They're all scumbags.
Speaker 1: God, it's just unbelievable. So he also has a chief
of staff. I don't know what her name is, but
apparently this chief of staff is one of a very
select few chiefs of staff who are allowed by their
congress people to have social media and to post about
what it's like on a day to day basis this girl, you, guys,
so crim what you are about to see. So she
decided to do a get ready with me video to
see what a day in the life is like of
being Rokana's chief of staff. It's very, very important that
you know in advance that I cut down this two
and a half minute video of hers into like way
less than a minute. It's very important that you know that,
and I'll explain why in just a second. But here
is the excerpt from this video.
Speaker 23: Rokana's chief of staff get ready for a day at
work with me. Every Hills saffer has been asking me, oh,
does Row no you made a TikTok? Is he mad
at you for making a TikTok? The truth is most
bosses would be furious. Most bosses wouldn't ever allow their
saffers to have social media, which is why you don't
see a lot of hillstaff content. For so long, communications
on the Hill and in politics in general, has been
all about being risk averse.
Speaker 1: Roe is flipping that on its head.
Speaker 4: He's always seen the value of engaging ever since he
first ran for Congress, so yes, Rowe knows about my
TikTok and he thinks it's a great way to reach people.
Speaker 1: She okay, shave that up. By the way, she needs
more makeup. Well, that is the thing, you guys, So
imagine she did a whole lass makeup routine in that
two and a half minute video. I have screenshotted the
before and after for your pleasure. Here's the before before.
This is before.
Speaker 2: Memorize, memorize it.
Speaker 1: This is the app Okay, I'm sorry to be Caddy,
but you got of course.
Speaker 2: Welcome to our show. Of course we're going to be Caddy.
That's just stupid.
Speaker 1: Did you see how much stuff she applied.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she put a bunch of crap on her face
and it did nothing.
Speaker 1: This is a lot about her. That was amazing.
Speaker 2: Lady, need some more spackle, some more on that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I've never seen a two and a
half minute makeup routine do so little, especially because of
the amount of stuff. I was just amazed, amazed. Yeah,
that's incredible. Actually, it's just to.
Speaker 2: Me, it's like synonymous with what these people are doing
in government.
Speaker 1: It's all smoking mirrors, it's all.
Speaker 2: Just like putting on a bunch of shit that you
can't tell, you can't tell, you can't tell about doing anything.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. All right, I'm sorry, very very sorry,
but we do have to cover a tiny, tiny, tiny
bit of Candae today, and that is only because because
again she's like off for a couple of weeks, thankfully,
but Sean Ryan had her on and I'm not making
this up for an over four hour god podcast. It's
mostly her talking, just like o hours. Her husband was like,
thank God, you're out of the house. But I just
wanted to remind everybody how utterly retarded she is and therefore,
by extension, her cult following is also So here is
what she genuinely, truly actually believes, despite DNA and all
kinds of other evidence. This is her current stance on
Tyler Robinson.
Speaker 17: I don't do you think Tyler Robinson was there?
Speaker 11: You don't think he was there.
Speaker 1: I think it's a total patsy.
Speaker 17: I think they get lookalikes and they get everybody wearing
the same outfit. I think he played a role, and
I believe that what he did was he picked up
clothes and he dumped them behind the dairy queen. I
think he had a role.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like so many people are in on it, Candice.
Speaker 1: It's just so many people wrong with people.
Speaker 2: There's like a hundred people now involved in this conspiracy
and no one's talking.
Speaker 1: Okay because I didn't watch.
Speaker 2: The whole thing.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't. I haven't even watched this because.
Speaker 2: There's no way I'm going to watch that absolute crap.
But I'm curious. Do you think that Sean Ryan was
like your melt it?
Speaker 1: I know, not at all because knew it. Oh yeah,
because the well, but I mean think about how much
he has evolved he is literally because he's like the Megan.
I mean, he's done all the same evolving as the
rest of this podcast to stand. But it's Candae. It's
Candice though. But he was totally into it, Like he
was totally Oh yeah, I mean he was into it.
He pushed back in a couple of clips that I saw,
but not nearly to the extent that you would think
and it should have and exrankly, I mean doesn't he
have like well exactly so I was just going to say,
he's got like this really impressive military background, you would
think that he would at least know the very very
basics of CPR. Okay, this idiot, and I'm talking about
can is actually suggesting that the people that immediately took
care of Charlie, Brian Harpol, Frank Turk, all the people
that were immediately trying to get him to the hospital,
that they failed to do basically chest compressions and that
that should have been a given. Because Candace is a
doctor now, and so here is her hot take on
the CPR that should have been performed. No, do you
do you give CPR to somebody's been shot in the
fucking neck?
Speaker 17: Well, if you don't keep someone's heart going, it doesn't
make right. Nothing else matters if your heart stops pumping.
So yeah, you would give CPR. I would imagine you
keep CPR going at all times. I'm certainly I'm a
medical professional, but I do know that like, if you
like stops, you're dead.
Speaker 1: So you got to keep the heart going. I had not, dude,
you were.
Speaker 2: A Navy seal, like act like it serious.
Speaker 1: At no point did she think did she stop and
think what exactly does the heart pump? Because if you're
bleeding out there, the heart compressions is the last thing
that you want to do. You're not a doctor mock.
Can't believe people listen to this idiot.
Speaker 19: I take her seriously every day, were this close, We're
this closed?
Speaker 1: Not Oh my god, there's such more.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 1: I think that I think they will after the child
because Andrew Corvett had a couple of tweets in response
to one of the cult members who was like super
excitedly tweeting about all this ship that came out of
the Sean Ryan Show. So it's this faith Driver chick,
and she was like Erica stepped out of Charlie's funeral
with Andrew Corvett to get on a three way call
with the surgeon to line up their stories. And Andrew was
like false, absolute, lize and garbage after her. And then
there was another one and where she said as part
owner of the Charlie Kirk Show, Andrew Colvett lost millions
when Charlie Kirk refused to be funded by Netton Yahoo,
and again Andrew was like false, absolute, wise and garbage,
which it is.
Speaker 2: But I'm just waiting for them to take her down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I can't believe Sean Ryan his fault.
I mean, well, I can I mean this this group
of podcast to stanners are. It's like they've all taken
the same drug. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, there's apparently good money in it.
Speaker 1: This is what I've heard. Yeah, yeah, all right, let's
get to some fun things there. This is just amusing
because I saw this on Twitter. Spencer actually put it
in our group chat too because he had seen it
as well, and it was just so funny. So this
just random tweet from Mitch Kenny saying, behind every published
book is a typo that made it through one and
a half million rounds of Edits true, and we've been
through the editing process. We're aware this can absolutely happen.
But then there was this response that was absolutely the best,
most self deprecating, perfect response ever from a guy. I
you know, I don't know who it is, but it's
a guy named Benjamin Ryan. And he said, don't tell
me about typos, and then he reposted an older tweet
of his please read it verbati. This is my favorite.
Speaker 2: This is misinformation about monkey pocks. The outbreak is occurring
almost entirely among men.
Speaker 1: Who have sex with me. Public health experts agree that.
Speaker 2: Sexual context is the principal driver of transmission, and I've
asserted that risky kids remains very low.
Speaker 1: That me, there's a there's an N missing you guys,
there's an N. And then needed to do some really
heavy lifting. Yeah, and I did. It's just missing there, Benjamin,
Oh my god, I got health so hard at that.
All right, I don't actually have dad jokes today. I'm sorry,
but I know our I know our you guys are
have yeah, but I do have more, just in keeping
with our sort of theme this week of menopause and
the joys that come along with it. So one of
the things that is amazing the older you get is
that you start looking at people using their bodies in
normal ways and you think, oh my god, I can't
believe they can do that, Like and now I have
a bumny that's been replaced. But I remember when before
I had my surgery days and came to visit and
she I picked her up at the airport and she
sat Indian style in the sea and I just was
looking at her.
Speaker 2: Like that I shouldn't have done that. That was really mean.
I just didn't think I just do that. I always
in Indian style all the time, and so she was like.
Speaker 1: I wish I could do that.
Speaker 2: Do that's amazing by the way I can do it now,
which is great that you can't see see, but it's true.
Speaker 1: You start looking at people doing normal things and you're
amazed at it. So imagine then how it feels to
look at people doing extraordinary things, things that like normal
people cannot do. It becomes even more extraordinary, right, and
it's just absolutely incredible. Am I frozen or.
Speaker 2: Are you frozen? I mean, no, you're not frozen. You're
not frozen. You're not No, you weren't. You were never gone.
Speaker 1: I never felt okay. If you're prosen, you were frozen
for me, okay, because then I always think it's me
all right. What you're about to see is somebody doing
extraordinary things with their bodies. And then not a menopausal
person but an older gentleman responding.
Speaker 11: I slept with my pillows wrong last night and incapacitated
for the first thirty six minutes of my consciousness.
Speaker 1: It was so bad I had to sit down to pee.
Speaker 11: And then this guy here, he just folded himself in half.
It's backwards in mid air like gravity. It doesn't fucking
work anymore.
Speaker 2: How how did he do that?
Speaker 4: That guy is kind of hot, I guess I was hot,
he was hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. And then Brandon Russo. You know, we always
love us some Brandon Russo, and so he has a
reaction to a trans person that doesn't believe that you
can figure out what sexy is? So can you tell
that I'm trans? Absolutely? Yes, you can't tell.
Speaker 8: I sure can.
Speaker 5: You would think that I'm a cis lady because of
my makeup and my long blonde hair.
Speaker 8: Trust me, Alan Degenerous, It's easier to tell than you think.
Speaker 1: Allan Degenerous right and pretty obvious. I would say that
is like that staffer Brocana too. Oh my gosh, I
just love that. Love it all right. We've got a
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Last year's Hide and Seek champion James Kissler x t
X two E dad joke Wednesday. I used to work
at a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near
the place. Bo Mama eight. I know, t M I,
but odd, I'm just hearing about. I don't fireworks, diarrhea,
firework poop outbreak, that's what That's what do you enjoy?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: In Texas from y'all. Two weeks ago, I had chicken
salad at a local restaurant. Early the next am oh,
poop bacca lips y. I lasted a week, lost seven pounds. Now,
I wonder if it was just bad pico Okay, interesting
could be.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's the pico could be the pico. I'm not
going to pass up a good pico, though, I'm just
not gonna Shelley Bolton Dajoes. I heard you can bathe
pigs and vodka to make them smell better, but it
turned out to be absolute hogwash.
Speaker 1: Absolute.
Speaker 2: Blood seven seven seven make asylums great again?
Speaker 1: Yes, that must have been in response to Seattle Pride.
Speaker 2: Brian Bramley just asking, since Pride Month is over, when
does Humility Month start? Did I see where God resists
one but gives grace to another. Yeah, it'd be nice
if we had. It's not gonna happen Humility Month.
Speaker 1: Aaron Creeker.
Speaker 2: Technically not a dad joke, but a public service announcement.
Booby trap spelled backwards is party boob? Thank you for this,
thank you for your retention?
Speaker 1: Does matter? Yes? Party bid?
Speaker 2: Jane Robinson Dad, Joe Gannesay, what's the American flag say
to the Statue of Liberty?
Speaker 1: Nothing? It just waved.
Speaker 2: Take my red, white and blue money, my green money
disappear during the Sleepy Joe era.
Speaker 1: Yeah right there with you, right.
Speaker 2: Kinka Yoki two three four. The Scots ruling means children
born for diplomats or US citizens if they're born here. Also,
this is going to cause birthing vacations to resume. Hope
not because that's what we want them to crack down on.
You say KBJ is the dumbest ever Scotish justice. I say,
I'm surprised she breathes on her own, as that requires
a fifteen IQ. Just take my stupid money. She is
dumber than a stick dumb messistics c rko don one mock.
I need to know where you got your tune on
fifty necklace. It's amaze balls.
Speaker 1: I got this from Amazon for about ten bucks. There
you can just look up I think I looked up
how did I find it? I looked up patriotic jewelry
maybe something like that, or just look up like two
hundred and fifty jewelry and there you go. It's so cheap,
you guys.
Speaker 2: Laura Burns four h nine, thank you for that supersticker
our RM. At least when the male babies fail to
register for Selective Service, we could revoke their citizenship. Maybe
we should make females register also interesting, okay, Ginko Yoki
tw three four. If Dems want the US to be
more like Europe, they don't have outright birthright citizenships.
Speaker 1: So in this case, yes, the USA should be like them.
Mm hmm. Yeah, we just do it so wrong we do.
It's all suicide at this. Just stop it.
Speaker 2: Laura Burns four nine nine. Not to mention that they
could run for presidency because they were born there even
though they have never lived here. If they go back
to their home country. Yeah, like Hassan Piker, I always think, yeah,
that's right. And Sec he's a Turkish dude that came
over here, you know, like I guess he got educated here,
and then he always goes back. He hates America. It's
a perfect example. Shelley Bolton, Dad Jup Wednesday. Scientists have
successfully created a green striped dog by splicing its jeens
with watermelon. The problem is that they're all they're always depressed.
It's a melon collie, love y'all. It was a good one, Shelley,
It was good publishing. Creative idea. Invite sponsor the brick
couples of child bearing age who were just here raving
about how awesome USA is, encourage them to start businesses
and start businesses with them, and of course encourage them
to have a bunch of babies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why not? Yeah, we need more of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we do Mels Phase one. I know this is illegal,
but we could take take away these kids from their parents.
Wouldn't this be child abuse?
Speaker 1: Yeah? This is how they do it.
Speaker 2: This is the loop bole, because all the bleeding hearts
are like, no, you can't do you can't separate the
two and mom, and now mom is going to be
hanging on to the kid who has birthright citizenship. It's
such a scam. Angela Ka nine. I think we should
all use all of these I think we should use
all of the suggestions to stop birthright citizenship.
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 2: I believe that will close all the loopholes. Yes, I
hope that this administration is on it. Ginko Yoki two
three four pound.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry Pound.
Speaker 2: Poland Lady again, Dems want us to be more like Europe. Okay,
let's be more like Poland.
Speaker 1: I am all for it.
Speaker 2: I love Poland and Hungary's okay too. I think, well
they were.
Speaker 1: I don't think that they will be not anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah they were, but they well, they should be more
like Poland. Kimberly Donaldson six seven five. They should make
it beyond difficult to have an anchor baby here. When
you have a transplant, you have to meet rules requirements
to progress. Moms should prove stable living income prior prenatal
kale and prenatal care and psychical Yeah, good luck with that,
arenerm Your where's waldo? Reminds me of that US men's
soccer team uniforms reminds me of that hope you can't
unsee it. Now here's some cartoon money. Thank your von
can have seven seven seven seven. My kids were born abroad,
and I had to present documentation for every sixteen years
minimum my citizenship living in the United States. When I
requested citizenship from my children. Why can't they do the
same to these foreigners because they like I like them
better than you. Yeah, not abundantly clear, Lady Shenandoah, Chinese
billionaire that never entered the US but paid for thirty
babies to be born via surrogate. Those babies all get
the benefits, right, exactly, Ginko Yoki two three four COTR
just gave me an idea. I will be giving each
of my children for Christmas their own golf course playing
many falls from the sky. So right, we should all
be doing that, right, Roe Conna and fight the oligacky
Jim Berley Donaldson six oh seven five. Jamie Rraskin lost
his son several years ago. How does he have no empathy?
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I think that's incredible.
Speaker 2: And he had cancer. Yeah, that's right, he's been through it.
You think he would have a lot more empathy. Gina
Winneck regarding Karen and Brenda. I picked Beulah that Tally
Whacker had a mole on it. If you know, you know,
thank you for the daily news and the laughs. America Beulah, Beulah. Okay,
it doesn't have the same It doesn't.
Speaker 1: Brenda. It is so good. Brenda's Deborah. The names just work.
Speaker 2: James Edgar Dad, Joe Wednesday. I saw some of the
bumper sticker that said Jesus is the answer. Okay, but
what if the question is who farted?
Speaker 1: Love y'all?
Speaker 6: Great great questionink covering spaces right there.
Speaker 2: Ginkgo yoki two three four two. Candas owns it wasn't
necessarily only the blood loss that chocked Charlie. It was
more the energy transfer from the bullet to his medulla oblongata,
gravely damaging it. It runs the heart and other things.
She's a doctor now though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, pay attentions. Hello, Jinka crow uj two c h.
Speaker 2: What did one flag say to the other flag on independence? Nothing?
Speaker 1: It just waged.
Speaker 2: Ginkgo yoke two three four. Alan DeGeneres reminds me of.
Speaker 1: She's got that style. She's got that smile, she's got
the walk, she's got the top, she's got that zing.
Speaker 2: There's just one thing.
Speaker 1: She's got a penis.
Speaker 2: I don't know the song, but it sounds a good,
good one. The Foreign Factor dejoke Wednesday. What is our
favorite board game to play? According to the media settlers.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of that. I've never heard of it.
Speaker 2: Ganko yoke two three four. Why a sausage bat for you?
Because it brings out the worst in people? Hashtag deadjoke Wednesday.
Take my money please, thank you? Ginko and gin Ko
yoki two three four. Why don't football players wear glasses?
It's a context sport? Hashtag dad joke Wednesday continued Hoesday,
Texas fifteen. What did the green grape say to the
Purple grape? Breathe just take my money?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: I get it, because the purple grape was protroding I
got it okay this morning, Jose, Thank you for that.
Koyok two three four. You know people say they picked
their nose. I feel like I was born with mine.
Hashtag dad joke Wednesday. Continue a good one.
Speaker 1: We're bringing it in. Continue with the dad joke Wednesday,
saying sorry I wound up. Everybody needs to be like
completely ducked out. Tomorrow tomorrow, some red, white and blue tomorrow.
That's right. We better I mean, we can't see you,
but we better see do you know? How do you
know we can't see you? So everybody can't You're red,
white and blue. We'll talk to you tomorrow. I have
a great day, everybody,