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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of idiotology. We'd let you taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots right this hour brought you by

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<v Speaker 2>Thursday Night Football. We got the Cowboys at the Giants tonight,

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<v Speaker 2>Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even understand you. I thought you were stroking

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<v Speaker 1>out over there Thursday Night Football.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that better.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're gonna be out tonight in Melbourne, Wickham Road.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna be a cricket sports bar in Melbourne starting

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<v Speaker 1>at six six eight.

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<v Speaker 2>We're there ahead of the game.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're gonna have a bucket specials obviously j R R.

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<v Speaker 1>Concert tickets. I saw souper A requesting some certain ones.

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<v Speaker 2>I know we're gonna have a couple of pairs of

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<v Speaker 2>Exodus tickets tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go. I think some Halloween e roast as well. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>sir and BWO stickers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, all right, we'll see you tonight. Crickets Wickham six

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<v Speaker 2>to eight in Melbourne. Uh, let's begin in Marble Falls, Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>A group of junior R O t C students UH

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<v Speaker 2>came to the rescue of their school resource officer after

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<v Speaker 2>the school resource officer accidentally shot himself in the leg

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<v Speaker 2>before the high school football game. I know we love

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<v Speaker 2>our officers, we do, Yeah, but this is he's he's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna take some heat back at the.

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<v Speaker 1>The big house. And he got the r O t C. Saving.

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<v Speaker 1>Well done, boys and girls, Junior r O t C students. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>the I tell you there's a job. I would not

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<v Speaker 1>sign up for school resource officer with the way things

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<v Speaker 1>are now, no way, And that used to be the

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<v Speaker 1>cush job where and I know nothing to do with

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<v Speaker 1>being an officer's cush. Don't get me wrong in that.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's digress. It used to be like when I was

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<v Speaker 1>in high school. There was the guy who was the

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the resource officer who has was just to

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<v Speaker 1>you know, befriend the kids, maybe find a couple narcs

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<v Speaker 1>right to you know, find where the good weed came from,

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<v Speaker 1>or this, that and the other. Now a getting near

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<v Speaker 1>a fight, You're up S's Creek. You know what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting at. Everything's filmed, be all the shootings, see all

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<v Speaker 1>the threat.

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<v Speaker 2>Damned if you do, definitely damned if you don't. I

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't touch it. And remember I mean they're school resource officers.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't used to be a widespread thing. There were certain

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<v Speaker 2>schools had them, most schools did not.

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<v Speaker 1>Really. Yeah, I thought it was just maybe it was

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<v Speaker 1>just because Winter Parks schools.

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<v Speaker 2>But they know this is most schools.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you might have an officer that might come

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<v Speaker 2>by time to time and you know, try to bond

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<v Speaker 2>with the students, but now it's like you gotta.

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<v Speaker 1>Have Oh we had them in my day on campus.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember at glen Ridge, who was Gostella officer Costella

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<v Speaker 1>Really cool, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I mean they've been around forever, but I mean

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<v Speaker 2>just up until the last you know, ten years or so,

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<v Speaker 2>as early the focus came on these things. But I

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<v Speaker 2>agree with you wholeheartedly though. That would be a very

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<v Speaker 2>tough job. And then, you know, you go and shoot

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<v Speaker 2>yourself in the leg before the Friday night football game,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's Friday nighlights right there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, blue red and blue are red from the ambulance.

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<v Speaker 2>The RTC students tourniquated up his leg, got the bleeding stopped.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a non life threatening injury, and he was

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<v Speaker 2>transferred to a local hospital where he will be just

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<v Speaker 2>fun By the Friday night lights.

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<v Speaker 1>I was speaking of good job our OTC Junior.

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<v Speaker 2>Congratulations to Colorado. What did Colorado pull off? Not only

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<v Speaker 2>are they you know, near the top in snow, they're

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<v Speaker 2>now at the top end blow again, seriously, cocaine use.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I wouldn't think that with Colorado state weed maybe,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, I guess with all the all the money

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<v Speaker 1>coming in with Snowski and.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's it. That's a you know, a white collar

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<v Speaker 2>kind of recreational drug. A lot of times people going

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<v Speaker 2>skiing for the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sure, they are the slope of their nose and

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<v Speaker 1>a big slope of blow.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Colorado top cocaine use in the United States for

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<v Speaker 2>the second time in three years.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't picture it.

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<v Speaker 2>You would have thought California or New York, right, Miami, well,

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<v Speaker 2>state state wise, Florida, I think you just you would

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<v Speaker 2>think Miami would take the cake. Just why think it

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<v Speaker 2>would represent most of the state. And so, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>with Miami, I think you would probably argue if you

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<v Speaker 2>were to say which city in the entire country has

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<v Speaker 2>physically the most cocaine in it right now, it will

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<v Speaker 2>probably be Miami because it's usually just there temporarily before

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<v Speaker 2>it's distributed elsewhere in the country exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you can distribute it. This is pretty deep.

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<v Speaker 1>But you mentioned snow, right, You're now.

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<v Speaker 4>Going to map out how to uh no, no, not

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<v Speaker 4>not here, well whatever anyway, Timmrich in snow yeah and blow.

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<v Speaker 1>If you had like a snow cone cart and you

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<v Speaker 1>were making little snow cones, you know you took a

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<v Speaker 1>snow cone class online or whatever to learn how to

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<v Speaker 1>do that. And then granty, you're gonna have all all

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<v Speaker 1>wired out adults as in your line, which is gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be strange because usually it's kids. But you know, give

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<v Speaker 1>the kids the snow cone too. But when you give

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<v Speaker 1>the adult their change, you know it's all cash because

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to run credit cards. That costs you

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<v Speaker 1>too much in the two percent charges. So it's we're

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<v Speaker 1>cash only, and here you go, here's your change, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Some blow it's called snow and blow. When you want

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<v Speaker 2>the adult snow cone, you just go, yes, I would

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<v Speaker 2>like one snow cone.

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<v Speaker 1>He's winking. You can't see though the radio gotcha come.

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<v Speaker 2>It right up? Uh huh, okay, this is my executive call.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm deeming this headline of the week. I cannot envision

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<v Speaker 2>another one coming into the next twenty four hours to

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<v Speaker 2>top this.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yesterday's was the Was that not yesterday? Two

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<v Speaker 1>days ago? Two days ago? And it was the flame

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<v Speaker 1>thrower for raccoon poop? Yes, yeah, okay, it was the

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<v Speaker 1>gist of it. So pales in comparison to this. Give

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<v Speaker 1>it to us. Is this gonna beat Miss Honey?

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<v Speaker 3>Miss?

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<v Speaker 2>What was a Miss honeycomb attacked by bees? Is this

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<v Speaker 2>bigger for comedic elements? I don't think anything's ever gonna

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<v Speaker 2>beat that one. No, But okay, just for wait, what

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<v Speaker 2>did he just say or what did I just read?

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go. Women in conservative countries that value virginity

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<v Speaker 2>before marriage more likely to engage in pre marital anal intercourse.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, people, we're gonna ask for pat to read

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<v Speaker 1>that one more time.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, Women in conservative countries that value virginity before marriage

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<v Speaker 2>more likely to engage in pre marital anal intercourts.

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<v Speaker 1>Because that's conservative as hell. Good night.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's called hedging your bets on the virginity side

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<v Speaker 2>of things.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I got can't say what I want.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it just stands on its own. Hiatts top

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<v Speaker 2>headline of the Weak Mountain I don't hear anybody pushing

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<v Speaker 2>back on this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm definitely not.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, all right, come on, I know we're not married.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, no, Well, you know there's other ways we can.

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<v Speaker 3>We're here snow skiing and doing a bunch of cocaine

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<v Speaker 3>and that's not very conservative conservative either in Colorado and

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<v Speaker 3>I have a different slope I want to go. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe it's slippery slope. You know what I'm saying is

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<v Speaker 3>that word? Oh yeah, I'm go off roading instead.

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<v Speaker 3>This is j R R.

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<v Speaker 2>All right,