Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of idiotology. We'd let you taco one
Speaker 1: on one one w JR R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots right this hour brought you by
Speaker 2: Thursday Night Football. We got the Cowboys at the Giants tonight,
Speaker 2: Taco Bob.
Speaker 1: I didn't even understand you. I thought you were stroking
Speaker 1: out over there Thursday Night Football.
Speaker 3: Okay, that better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna be out tonight in Melbourne, Wickham Road.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be a cricket sports bar in Melbourne starting
Speaker 1: at six six eight.
Speaker 2: We're there ahead of the game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna have a bucket specials obviously j R R.
Speaker 1: Concert tickets. I saw souper A requesting some certain ones.
Speaker 2: I know we're gonna have a couple of pairs of
Speaker 2: Exodus tickets tonight.
Speaker 1: There you go. I think some Halloween e roast as well. Yes,
Speaker 1: sir and BWO stickers.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, we'll see you tonight. Crickets Wickham six
Speaker 2: to eight in Melbourne. Uh, let's begin in Marble Falls, Texas.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: A group of junior R O t C students UH
Speaker 2: came to the rescue of their school resource officer after
Speaker 2: the school resource officer accidentally shot himself in the leg
Speaker 2: before the high school football game. I know we love
Speaker 2: our officers, we do, Yeah, but this is he's he's
Speaker 2: gonna take some heat back at the.
Speaker 1: The big house. And he got the r O t C. Saving.
Speaker 1: Well done, boys and girls, Junior r O t C students. Yes,
Speaker 1: the I tell you there's a job. I would not
Speaker 1: sign up for school resource officer with the way things
Speaker 1: are now, no way, And that used to be the
Speaker 1: cush job where and I know nothing to do with
Speaker 1: being an officer's cush. Don't get me wrong in that.
Speaker 1: Let's digress. It used to be like when I was
Speaker 1: in high school. There was the guy who was the
Speaker 1: you know, the resource officer who has was just to
Speaker 1: you know, befriend the kids, maybe find a couple narcs
Speaker 1: right to you know, find where the good weed came from,
Speaker 1: or this, that and the other. Now a getting near
Speaker 1: a fight, You're up S's Creek. You know what I'm
Speaker 1: getting at. Everything's filmed, be all the shootings, see all
Speaker 1: the threat.
Speaker 2: Damned if you do, definitely damned if you don't. I
Speaker 2: wouldn't touch it. And remember I mean they're school resource officers.
Speaker 2: Didn't used to be a widespread thing. There were certain
Speaker 2: schools had them, most schools did not.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, I thought it was just maybe it was
Speaker 1: just because Winter Parks schools.
Speaker 2: But they know this is most schools.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I mean, you might have an officer that might come
Speaker 2: by time to time and you know, try to bond
Speaker 2: with the students, but now it's like you gotta.
Speaker 1: Have Oh we had them in my day on campus.
Speaker 1: I remember at glen Ridge, who was Gostella officer Costella
Speaker 1: Really cool, dude.
Speaker 2: No, I mean they've been around forever, but I mean
Speaker 2: just up until the last you know, ten years or so,
Speaker 2: as early the focus came on these things. But I
Speaker 2: agree with you wholeheartedly though. That would be a very
Speaker 2: tough job. And then, you know, you go and shoot
Speaker 2: yourself in the leg before the Friday night football game,
Speaker 2: and that's Friday nighlights right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, blue red and blue are red from the ambulance.
Speaker 2: The RTC students tourniquated up his leg, got the bleeding stopped.
Speaker 2: It was a non life threatening injury, and he was
Speaker 2: transferred to a local hospital where he will be just
Speaker 2: fun By the Friday night lights.
Speaker 1: I was speaking of good job our OTC Junior.
Speaker 2: Congratulations to Colorado. What did Colorado pull off? Not only
Speaker 2: are they you know, near the top in snow, they're
Speaker 2: now at the top end blow again, seriously, cocaine use.
Speaker 1: Yes, I wouldn't think that with Colorado state weed maybe,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I guess with all the all the money
Speaker 1: coming in with Snowski and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. That's a you know, a white collar
Speaker 2: kind of recreational drug. A lot of times people going
Speaker 2: skiing for the weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, they are the slope of their nose and
Speaker 1: a big slope of blow.
Speaker 2: Right, Colorado top cocaine use in the United States for
Speaker 2: the second time in three years.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't picture it.
Speaker 2: You would have thought California or New York, right, Miami, well,
Speaker 2: state state wise, Florida, I think you just you would
Speaker 2: think Miami would take the cake. Just why think it
Speaker 2: would represent most of the state. And so, you know,
Speaker 2: with Miami, I think you would probably argue if you
Speaker 2: were to say which city in the entire country has
Speaker 2: physically the most cocaine in it right now, it will
Speaker 2: probably be Miami because it's usually just there temporarily before
Speaker 2: it's distributed elsewhere in the country exactly.
Speaker 1: You know you can distribute it. This is pretty deep.
Speaker 1: But you mentioned snow, right, You're now.
Speaker 4: Going to map out how to uh no, no, not
Speaker 4: not here, well whatever anyway, Timmrich in snow yeah and blow.
Speaker 1: If you had like a snow cone cart and you
Speaker 1: were making little snow cones, you know you took a
Speaker 1: snow cone class online or whatever to learn how to
Speaker 1: do that. And then granty, you're gonna have all all
Speaker 1: wired out adults as in your line, which is gonna
Speaker 1: be strange because usually it's kids. But you know, give
Speaker 1: the kids the snow cone too. But when you give
Speaker 1: the adult their change, you know it's all cash because
Speaker 1: you don't want to run credit cards. That costs you
Speaker 1: too much in the two percent charges. So it's we're
Speaker 1: cash only, and here you go, here's your change, and
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Some blow it's called snow and blow. When you want
Speaker 2: the adult snow cone, you just go, yes, I would
Speaker 2: like one snow cone.
Speaker 1: He's winking. You can't see though the radio gotcha come.
Speaker 2: It right up? Uh huh, okay, this is my executive call.
Speaker 2: I'm deeming this headline of the week. I cannot envision
Speaker 2: another one coming into the next twenty four hours to
Speaker 2: top this.
Speaker 1: I mean, yesterday's was the Was that not yesterday? Two
Speaker 1: days ago? Two days ago? And it was the flame
Speaker 1: thrower for raccoon poop? Yes, yeah, okay, it was the
Speaker 1: gist of it. So pales in comparison to this. Give
Speaker 1: it to us. Is this gonna beat Miss Honey?
Speaker 3: Miss?
Speaker 2: What was a Miss honeycomb attacked by bees? Is this
Speaker 2: bigger for comedic elements? I don't think anything's ever gonna
Speaker 2: beat that one. No, But okay, just for wait, what
Speaker 2: did he just say or what did I just read?
Speaker 2: Here we go. Women in conservative countries that value virginity
Speaker 2: before marriage more likely to engage in pre marital anal intercourse.
Speaker 1: All right, people, we're gonna ask for pat to read
Speaker 1: that one more time.
Speaker 2: Wow, Women in conservative countries that value virginity before marriage
Speaker 2: more likely to engage in pre marital anal intercourts.
Speaker 1: Because that's conservative as hell. Good night.
Speaker 2: Well, that's called hedging your bets on the virginity side
Speaker 2: of things.
Speaker 1: I know, I got can't say what I want.
Speaker 2: I think it just stands on its own. Hiatts top
Speaker 2: headline of the Weak Mountain I don't hear anybody pushing
Speaker 2: back on this.
Speaker 1: I'm definitely not.
Speaker 3: Wow, all right, come on, I know we're not married.
Speaker 3: Come on, no, Well, you know there's other ways we can.
Speaker 3: We're here snow skiing and doing a bunch of cocaine
Speaker 3: and that's not very conservative conservative either in Colorado and
Speaker 3: I have a different slope I want to go. You know,
Speaker 3: maybe it's slippery slope. You know what I'm saying is
Speaker 3: that word? Oh yeah, I'm go off roading instead.
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