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Speaker 1: You are now listening to soft core History.

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Speaker 2: What is up? Welcome back to softcore History. I am

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your host for the week, Rob Fox. Joining is always

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by Dan Regester. What what is going on? Spooky season? Baby?

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We'rerunning all white we are. It's a white out What

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is a white out game? It's a white out episode today.

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Speaker 3: We're dressed like ghosts, tough look for somebody of our

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skin colors? Yeah, well I just mind just we have

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no pointy hats though, No pointy hats, no sheets or

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anything like that. We're just too like you know what

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we look like.

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Speaker 2: We look like like angels in a movie like bro Angel.

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You know, like, have you remember that show teen Angel

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when we were kids about just Dogma or Dogma? We

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look like angels from Dogma?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Damon and Affleck that's who we are. Who's who?

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Speaker 2: I think? Damon's the meathead, Damon's the Angel of death,

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and Aflac is the uh, the brainier one.

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Speaker 3: I don't care about the actual movie, the neurotic wh

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would you rather be Aflac or Damon?

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Speaker 2: I'd rather be Damon. Damon's life seems way more normal.

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Speaker 3: You have the family.

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Speaker 2: You're more Damon. I am I mean Afflick has a family.

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Speaker 3: I have a questionable tattoos, a shattered family in Maflac.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I don't think he talks to like half his family.

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Speaker 2: I feel like half his family doesn't want to talk

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to him. Like his kids are weird.

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Speaker 3: That'll happen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: The guy from Boston, yeah, who moved to La I

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was like Killian Murphy did this, like try to prevent

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his kids from becoming that by living in London. And

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then they got a posh accent. Yeah, and we got to.

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Speaker 2: Go back of getting the fuck out of here. Absolutely not.

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I respect it.

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Speaker 3: Rivalries matter.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna raise you as little Irish mud people,

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not gonna raise you as good gentlemen. I respect that.

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I do too.

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Speaker 3: If I have a kid, I can't raise them in Texas.

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Speaker 2: Gotta go back to Philly or at least Orlando, just

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the East coast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a part of

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me that would really love to raise my children in

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Saint Louis. You know, just let them live a normal

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Midwestern life, give them that chip on their shoulder, grow

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up in a place no one gives a fuck about.

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Speaker 3: The Midwest is too soft, there's no edges for a chip.

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You're probably right, he guys a round. Yeah, you're essentially

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a wheel of.

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Speaker 2: Cheese in many ways, In many many ways.

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Speaker 3: The Northeast, that's where you really cut all teeth, all edges.

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You people are the broken glass that litters your streets.

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I was gonna say, we're barbed the wire.

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Speaker 2: That too, either, whatever, It's just whatever you can find

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in an abandoned factory that used to once employ many

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people there.

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Speaker 3: That also used to host ECW shows.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that is what Northeasterners have made of. Barbed wire,

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broken glass, a hardcore match, just abandoned bent rebar that

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was then used in the in the match, the wrestling match.

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That was great about hosting a wrestling match in an

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abandoned factory. All the props are already there, falls count anywhere.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if I was a pro wrestler, I would love

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to hold the Hardcore Championship belt. Seems exhausting that twenty

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four to seven. You have to defend like somebody could

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attack you at any moment.

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Speaker 2: Like Cato, like someone just pop out of a fucking trash,

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the Oscar, the Grouge.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't necessarily the Hardcore Championship, but Stone Cold Steve

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Boston attacking Booker T in the grocery store.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that could happen at any time. Well, he was

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known for that. He attacked Vince McMahon in the hospital.

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Speaker 3: Five time, five time WCW Champion.

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Speaker 2: I think that should be your next year episode next

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week for Spooky mod.

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Speaker 3: Who's the most famous Booker T? Is it Booker T

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or Booker T.

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Speaker 2: Washington. I'm gonna go Booker T Washington because I forgot

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who Booker T was until you brought the spinner rooney.

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It left my brain.

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Speaker 3: It's all coming back now, thought completely. When I inevitably

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cause your downfall and I end you and your life,

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I will spin a roney on your grave.

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Speaker 2: You heard it here first, So like you're gonna be

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on the lamb long enough to spin a roney on

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my grave, and then you're and then it's whatever.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna die of, like tuberculosis.

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Speaker 2: Call it consumption.

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Speaker 3: We'll call it consumption. Yeah some TV.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would prefer if I do die of TV

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that they say I died of consumption.

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Speaker 3: I'll talk on your grave at your funeral. I can

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do the Arthur Morgan if you want me to. I

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don't even know what that is from Red Dead. Yeah,

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I didn't play it, no idea. He died of tuberculosis.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you gave it and he died of consumption.

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And did they call it tuberculosis in the game?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they say you got the TV.

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Speaker 2: Not historically accurate.

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Speaker 3: Who cares?

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Speaker 2: I'm glad I didn't play that game. No, anyway, got

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a great show today. Uh? More Spooky season content, more

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Spooky month content? Uh? Got more ghosts today?

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Speaker 3: Dude, this is really your corner. Huh.

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Speaker 2: I love ghosts.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if I've ever done a ghost I love.

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Speaker 2: Ghosts, Love ghosts. Ghosts of Gettysburg is one of my

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favorite episodes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think I've ever done a ghost episode.

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Speaker 2: Shit, you got to do one, dude.

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Speaker 3: Nah, you got the cupboard.

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Speaker 2: I got ghosts.

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Speaker 3: You got check and all your stupid clips have some

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ghost tied to it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I love ghosts history. I do need to do

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a clip about Teddy Roosevelt's Bigfoot though, yeah, which you

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can catch a full episode on our Patreon.

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Speaker 2: You know it, but today you know most of times

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we talk about ghosts, it's usually random people rich and

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poor alike, but just randoms, people you know heard of,

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people only got famous really by being a ghost, except

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John Wayne in our Alamo Ghost episode.

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Speaker 3: The influencers of their time.

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Speaker 2: But today is about ghosts of people you have heard

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of that were known in their time, that were famous.

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Do we have Kings? Yeah, we're chasing Seo as best

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I could. We're talking about kings today, Ghost Kings.

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Speaker 3: Well, no Kings, dude, We're gonna have a No King

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episode like every two months.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. At this rate, Evergreen, it's all right.

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Speaker 3: Can we go with another title just for originality? Otherwise

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it's going to turn into the X Games.

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Speaker 2: Where it's like, wait, were there four X Games this year? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: They do it like it's a tour. Yeah, it's no

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longer just winter and summer X Games.

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Speaker 2: It's like you're the Q two gold medalists.

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Speaker 3: It's all right, this is the spring No King's protests, Yeah, sweet.

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Speaker 2: Just never ever stops. A lot of people went to

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these ones. It was all over my social media. You

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had a couple of friends goo. Yeah, it was weird.

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but like SNL writers and stuff like that. I was like,

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Speaker 3: It's a Saturday. You got nohing better to do? Like

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Speaker 2: Was playing Vandy, I was watching college football. I'm not Saturday.

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I'll skip the NFL maybe, but not skipping a fall Saturday.

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You think I'm like people are like weddings in the fall,

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protests in the fall.

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Speaker 3: A true king could take over during college football season.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't notice. It would literally have to be February

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before I figured it out.

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Speaker 3: I could do something in the summer, yeah, Dog days

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of summer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what am I gonna watch a baseball game in July?

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Speaker 3: Doesn't matter to me? No, because my team has all

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the success in the world then doesn't amount to much.

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Speaker 2: Just stacking dubs in July. But yeah, you can get

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me on like a June day. Yeah, July day. Absolutely.

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But there are famous ghosts other than like I said,

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John Wayne at the Alamo. Abraham Lincoln, for example, is

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said to haunt the White House.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Winston Churchill found him. Saw it was while he

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was naked.

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Speaker 2: I will Winston Churchill was. People don't realize this. He

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was always naked most of the time.

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Speaker 3: But he's like the Hulk.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I feel like Churchill just had like a

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little piglet dick, unlike LBJ, who was also probably swinging

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dog in the White House a lot. No, he was.

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Speaker 3: Fat late in life because he was a soldier and

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everything from whatever called. Churchill was like a handsome fellow

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in his youth.

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Speaker 2: I still think he had a little tiny English wiener. Mmm.

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Speaker 3: I think they statistically a bigger hogs than us.

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Speaker 2: That's I don't buy that.

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Speaker 3: Americans are kind of right in the middle.

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Speaker 2: Well, so what do we I just don't buy that

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British people average have bigger hogs, especially when you take

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into account African American population. That's got to throw the curve.

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Speaker 3: They have an African not like a population.

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Speaker 2: Not like ours. I don't think Africans are thirteen percent

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of their population.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but we also have, you know, other other

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races bringing us down.

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Speaker 2: I think they have more of that than we do.

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I think they probably have more East Asian than we

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do per capita. If I had to guess, they really

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had their hooks in East Asia, you know what I mean. Sure,

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that's why there's so many Indians there.

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Speaker 3: Indians don't have small dicks.

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Speaker 2: I know they're on small dicks, but I'm just saying

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they colonized the places they colonizes that brought a lot

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people home, not even as slaves. There's just these people

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are like, I think I should move there. These guys

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seem in charge of shit.

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Speaker 3: Sure, but I don't know how many Hong Kong natives

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are living in London.

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Speaker 2: It's fair. I couldn't tell you me guy, like you

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perfectly average. But also it doesn't that mean they have

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higher T. Smaller Wieners is actually higher T.

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Speaker 3: You need a longer dick to impregnant.

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Speaker 2: Or no, it's better sperm count. I think maybe something

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like that. Yeah, if you have a lower sperm count,

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you need a bigger dick. So those guys are just

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there's actually it's not even jizz, it's only sperm coming out.

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It's like it's like cracking a hole in a bee hive.

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Speaker 3: Small dick and youcome really fast. Evolutionary advantage.

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Speaker 2: God, that's why I tell my wife all the time

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when I blast after like eight seconds, like I'm sorry,

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I'm here.

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Speaker 3: Jangus the ultimate, Oh God, he.

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Speaker 2: Is the Henry Ford of getting ladies pregnant onto the

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next like evolutionarily, they got it right. Anyone that's in it.

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Anyone that's in it, in the game for aesthetics, your

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bloodline is not continuing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to please somebody. You want to actually

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be courteous of the others, be a generous lover, beta

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time consuming.

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Speaker 2: If you make sweet love to a cave woman, both

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of you are getting your throat ripped by a saber

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tooth tiger.

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Speaker 3: Multiple animals are probably gonna pick you apart, oh.

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Speaker 2: Without at the same time minutes the most efficient form

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of love making that's ever occurred. So today what I

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call the perfect dinning. Uh, this is actually a good transition.

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Nine pitches, baby, nine pumps. Yeah, this is actually a

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good transition that we're talking about.

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Speaker 3: Tell you what if that nine pumps and it's the

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perfect dinner. Yeah, she ever calls you out on it,

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She's like, oh that was fast.

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Speaker 2: I just I just do the perfect inning.

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Speaker 3: A single pitch wasted, Yeah, or you could throw.

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Speaker 2: The other thing I like to do actually is throw

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like a Maddox inning. It's four pumps, I get three

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ground outs and maybe just like a pitch that they

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don't chase that.

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Speaker 3: Plus you're picking your spots. Yeah, not really throwing heat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, not not throwing heat.

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Speaker 3: It's like three fours chubb Yeah, not even fully hard.

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I mattics that pussy every every day.

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Speaker 2: Hi, babe, she didn't listen. It's fine. This is a

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good transition to they were talking about getting chicks pregnant

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and having sex with chicks, because we're going in a

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lot of this today is about Henry the Eighth and

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one of his wives, who happened to be two of

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the more prevalent ghosts.

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Speaker 3: Did he ever love any of those wives?

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Speaker 2: He was buried with his third wife?

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Speaker 3: What happened to her?

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Speaker 2: They lived out?

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Speaker 3: Which Henry had all the wives that is him that

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he kept executing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he kept executing them. But I think he

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did not execute the third Yeah, just like divorced her. No,

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the first one was the divorce problem. How many wives

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did he have? But he had Okay, she died giving

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birth and then yeah, how many wives did he have?

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Let's see how many wives he had? But he didn't

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kill her?

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Speaker 3: Did he not do the research for this?

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Speaker 2: Again? No, I'm not worried about that. He did have

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one to three more wives after her, and she was

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the third wife but he was six wives, but he

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was the one she was count six wives. Yeah, he

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loved her, he was buried with her. Okay, the other

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ones were just there.

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Speaker 3: But I'm just keeping you accountable.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's not about how many wives he had. That's

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not the right.

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Speaker 3: That's kind of part of his story. That's like the

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big thing about Henry.

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Speaker 2: The wives don't really play. How many wives he had

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doesn't really play a role in what his ghost does.

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Speaker 3: But that's what he's known for. Yeah, yeah, all right,

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he had six. It doesn't matter to the story. It

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doesn't matter. It's just a perfluous details. It does kind

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of matter when you and I just asked you, did

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he love any of them? At least we know he.

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Speaker 2: Loved Jane, and I knew that because I knew he

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was buried with her. Okay, before we get to Henry's ghost,

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his second wife, who he very much did not love.

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I guess at the end Anne Bullyin, the most famous

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executed wife of his, who was beheaded by sword in

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the Tower of London on May nineteenth, fifteen thirty six.

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Speaker 3: Did she have like a bad bitch speech at the end.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know if she was. I'm

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sure she said something.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, didn't she have like a dope ass speech before

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they chopped off her head.

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Speaker 2: I'll check, I doubt it.

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Speaker 3: I'll check feminism, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, But what she

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was accused of is crazy.

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Speaker 2: All right. Here's her speech. She so what she was saying,

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she was innocent in what she was accused of, which

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I'll get to. I come hither to accuse no man,

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nor speak anything of that. Whereof I am accused and

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condemned to die. I pray God save the king and

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send him long to reign over you. For a gentler

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nor a more merciful prince was there never So she's

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gassing up Henry even if she's about to get her

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head chopped off. And to me, he was ever a good,

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a gentle and sovereign lord.

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Speaker 3: She was a rater. Died to the end, even though

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he executed her.

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Speaker 2: He executed her.

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Speaker 3: He was laying it down, Jesus, that's how you know

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you're giving it to her good.

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Speaker 2: So that's actually the worst death speech I could have imagined.

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Speaker 3: See, I knew it was something.

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Speaker 2: What wasn't badass at all. It's actually the least feminist

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speech ever given.

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Speaker 3: It's like, actually, he's an the right I deserve to die.

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I did not give him an air Well, it is

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his fault because it's the guy that yep, it determines

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the sex.

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Speaker 2: That is not technically why she was executed, though. It

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was why she was executed didn't help her. They had

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to get her on something I can't get her on that,

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you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: It's like how you get component tax evasion.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so her tax evasion was that she was accused

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of adultery and incest with her brother.

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Speaker 3: Seriously, she was accused.

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Speaker 2: Of banging her brother. I mean r R. Martin obviously stole

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all this shit from you borrow yeah.

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Speaker 3: Good artist, borrow, great art steel.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. And if there was ever a Henry the

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Eighth type person, it was Robert Brathian, big fat idiot.

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Speaker 3: Although I believe that entire story is based on the

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War of the Roses.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, basically. But yeah, so because she was executed

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in the Tower of London, so not that the Tower

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of London is her most active haunting spot, he might

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have brought parrowed some of it from that, of course,

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like the but brother sister banging mm and the fact that.

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Speaker 3: I mean, they weren't the only brother sisters banging.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, but it was gotta be one of

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the most famous accusations in history for a royal.

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Speaker 3: At a certain point. With the Egyptians, well that.

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Speaker 2: The accusation, it's the accuation is true, like your sister.

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Uh yeah, you almost get charged for not banging yourself.

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That's really the real crime in ancient Egypt is that

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the civilization will never get enough flowers for surviving for

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that long with in total freaks, with inbred, with insane.

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Speaker 3: In Brie, there are the West Virginians.

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Speaker 2: One of them can't speak like it's it's it's literally.

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They do like a TLC show on Yeah, I'm sure

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it's literally, like squid billies, Like that family is fucking

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squid billies. It's fucked. So the Tower of London is

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anble EN's most active haunting spot. Oh that's why she's famous. Yeah,

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that's right. Apparitions include a white figure in a Tudor

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air a dress with a French hood but no face,

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so there's a hood over nothing, so people believe the

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ghost is headless.

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Speaker 3: Okay, like that little headless ghosts. We did a headless

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Ghosts on the Patreon. We did the Headless Horseman.

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Speaker 2: The Origin of the Headless Horseman. We have it. We

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have a name for the Headless Horseman, gentleman.

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Speaker 3: We got him.

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Speaker 2: We got him. So she's seen gliding through the corridors

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or sometimes leading a procession of knights and ladies in

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ancient attire down the Chapel Royal Aisle toward her grave

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which is under the altar in the Chapel of Saint

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Peter ad vent Cula. Now that's generally what people see,

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but we do have some pretty spicy sighting stories of

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Anne Boleyn, in particular with other famous people. Uh actually yes,

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but I mean of living people seeing her before we

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get to the other famous people she's seen with.

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Speaker 3: What if there were certain ghosts that were kind of

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picky with who they haunt. They only haunt people they

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deem worthy.

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Speaker 2: It's like it at Abercrombie back in the day, where

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you would get a certain bag if they thought you

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were ugly and bought something in a certain bag, if

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they thought you were hot and bought something.

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Speaker 3: You have to be of a certain status in order

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to mingle with them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I would do. Like I'm just gonna

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haunt anyone that's sort of your ghost flower, you know

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what I mean. You can't just give it away to You're.

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Speaker 3: Just gonna give it to some gardener walked into your apartment.

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Speaker 2: The janitor. No, you gotta give it to someone real,

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someone who like you look at them and you're like,

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people will believe it if I haunt the fuck out

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of this guy. There have been many sightings of Ann

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Bulin over the years. Uh one eighteen seventeen, siding a

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sentry on the White Tower staircase, saw her ghost and

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had a heart attack and died on the spot.

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Speaker 3: She's getting bodies.

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Speaker 2: She she's got a body.

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Speaker 3: Now, when you kill somebody in the afterlife, does God

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hold it against you?

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Speaker 2: It's an interesting loophole. M hm, is a ghost you

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or is like.

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Speaker 3: You're in purgatory technically I suppose right, just wandering the earth.

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But if you catch bodies, if you're committed mortal sins.

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Speaker 2: In purgatory, what other like that just adds time? What

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other sins could you commit in purgatory? Even you can't

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like use substances or fuck, it's really just.

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Speaker 3: Like you can fuck murder.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, people have had sex with ghost ive said

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Bobby Brown fucked too. Seen that Mante Williams episode.

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Speaker 3: I think Charlie Sheen has claned to fucking ghost.

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Speaker 2: No, it was the only I think it's a woman

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who's like I a drilled bite ghost. But Witherspoon, uh

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no more far more mentally unstated Witherrspood. But I don't

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I don't recall who off the topped my head.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, if you kill somebody post death, I think

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it counts then I think they can also hunt you

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for that.

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Speaker 2: But if it was this seems more like manslaughter.

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Speaker 3: Though he hit somebody with your car, you kill him

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even if it's an accident.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're still serving. Yeah, it depends on the accident though.

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Like a song, kid runs out in front of my

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car as a joke and I hit him on the

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way to record a podcast and can't stop because I

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told you I would be here at seven.

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Speaker 3: You weren't here on time, though, Yeah, And I did

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see a dent in your car.

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Speaker 2: It's an old car.

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Speaker 3: It's not even a mile drive.

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Speaker 2: It's an old car. A lot of kids in my neighborhood, Yeah,

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they like riding their little dirt bikes at night.

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Speaker 3: That's a Philly flavor right there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought I moved to a non dirt bike neighborhood,

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but popa wheel. It's the whole. I don't get it

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if my kid, when my kids asked me for a

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dirt bike, the answer can be such a com know,

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like the amount of laughter I put into their face.

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Speaker 3: You're not gonna have to worry about your kid ask

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them for a dirt bike.

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Speaker 2: I definitely am.

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Speaker 3: I don't think he has the coordination Rory.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 3: First off, he had to wear a helmet, so his

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head's already imbalanced.

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Speaker 2: No, it's perfectly balanced. M m. And also, if Rory

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doesn't fit in the NodD shape though, Finn will.

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Speaker 3: Just be in the middle. Child, the redhead. He wants

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to be the rebel because nobody's paying attention to him.

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Speaker 2: Finn's so far. Finn is the athlete. Finn is the

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one that wants to do athletic shit, wants to do

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dangerous shit. Rory likes to play maker.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that's true. He did not open up a gash

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in his head, right, Yes, Yeah, he's the jackass one. Yeah,

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like just fell straight into our fireplace and laughed. Heyd

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even cry.

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Speaker 2: He did stop crying pretty quick, because if.

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Speaker 3: He didn't cry, then he would just come off like

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a psychopath. Yeah, that's true, which he is.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I'd be more worried if he didn't cry. That's

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when you really got to worry about a baby.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. He faked a couple of tears.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. When they don't cry is when it's like, oh,

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that child's hurt.

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Speaker 3: It feels no pain. He's a superhero.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So in eighteen sixty four, this is one of

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my favorite ghost sightings I've ever read about. Actually a

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century outside the Queen's house near her pre execution quarters,

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saw a misty veiled white figure again in a Tudor

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air address, approaching him, and he was like, what the

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fuck is this? Jesus, it came right Anne Bolin's ghost

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came right up to him, and he did the only

469
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,400
logical thing he could think of. In eighteen sixty four,

470
00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:57,720
when a ghost gets in his face, he stabbed her

471
00:22:57,759 --> 00:23:01,319
in the stomach with a bayonet, gonna blow her kiss. No,

472
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,160
he took his bayonet and just rammed it into her

473
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,400
ghost tummy.

474
00:23:05,599 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 3: Does that work? It does not seems like you're gonna

475
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,400
go right through the specter.

476
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,599
Speaker 2: So this pissed I think Anne boleyn off. Yeah, and

477
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,640
a fiery flash came out of her and the shock

478
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,799
from that made him faint. So basically she just like

479
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:24,119
burst up with light and the shock made him faint.

480
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,599
Speaker 3: He fainted like a little bit.

481
00:23:26,759 --> 00:23:27,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, he faints.

482
00:23:28,599 --> 00:23:31,640
Speaker 3: So he went from being hardcore trying.

483
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,440
Speaker 2: To kill a ghost and yeah, which is sick.

484
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:37,079
Speaker 3: Which is sick. But then he faints like a little girl.

485
00:23:37,279 --> 00:23:40,119
Speaker 2: Yes, but he got hit with a beam of light.

486
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:42,680
Maybe the bayonet did work.

487
00:23:43,759 --> 00:23:46,759
Speaker 3: Maybe he woulded her. He ripped her open, yeah, ripped

488
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:51,119
open a portal. Yeah, maybe transported his soul. Either that

489
00:23:51,279 --> 00:23:54,599
or she just like pikachuwed him thunderbolted.

490
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:58,839
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, one of the other. So he

491
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:03,599
has found in the Tower of London and they're like

492
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:08,279
his superior officer or whatever was like, oh sleeping on

493
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:13,720
dirty Yeah, and he gets court martialed. He gets sent

494
00:24:13,759 --> 00:24:17,640
to a court martial trial for sleeping on duty because

495
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:18,440
he fainted.

496
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,319
Speaker 3: And then he becomes a ghost.

497
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:25,160
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, he was acquitted because two witnesses,

498
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:33,799
including the Officer General Dundas, confirmed that they had seen

499
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,680
everything that happened. The boys had his back there were

500
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,839
two eyewitnesses or the boys had his.

501
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,319
Speaker 3: Back, otherwise he would have become a ghost.

502
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be funny if he was just like,

503
00:24:45,799 --> 00:24:47,960
they're just like, all right, man, what what happened? Mike?

504
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,759
Just tell me what happened. I'll back you up. No

505
00:24:49,759 --> 00:24:51,880
matter what. We're not gonna let a boy get court martial.

506
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:56,240
Lauran and he's like, oh, it's crazy. Anne Berlin's ghost

507
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:00,839
came rat at me. I didn't know what to do,

508
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,440
so I took my boy in there and I'll just

509
00:25:03,519 --> 00:25:06,559
jammed it right in there, pitch right in that dumb kunk.

510
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:10,680
Speaker 3: Just what if it was metaphoric? He whipped out his dick.

511
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 2: That's what you should do to show the ghost that

512
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:18,640
you say she wanted me. Yeah, it's like that flash

513
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,720
that was that's her getting off. Yeah, but you gotta

514
00:25:22,799 --> 00:25:24,680
think like if you if they did live for him,

515
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:29,279
They're like, that's the story you're going with. You need me,

516
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,480
You want me to back you up on that story.

517
00:25:33,519 --> 00:25:37,279
Can't just say you is dehydrated. You can't just say

518
00:25:37,319 --> 00:25:38,720
you was sick, you had consumption.

519
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:42,039
Speaker 3: If you're dehydrated, you're executed on the spot. You want

520
00:25:42,079 --> 00:25:47,240
me to tell everyone you're useless. That bloody stabbed the ghost.

521
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,559
Speaker 2: And he's like, yeah, that's what happened, all right, but

522
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,480
I swear to God if I get coughtmosaled.

523
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,519
Speaker 3: With you lying under oath.

524
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it worked. Yeah, they perjured, They could have

525
00:25:58,720 --> 00:25:59,880
purjured themselves for all we know.

526
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:03,079
Speaker 3: And you're just in the galleys together.

527
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll told you that is the dumbest fucking story.

528
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,960
I have a he robs fucking twat.

529
00:26:09,039 --> 00:26:11,039
Speaker 3: Hanging in front of you. Yeah, you're just looking at

530
00:26:11,039 --> 00:26:13,920
your boys, like, man, this is how we're going on. Huh.

531
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,400
Speaker 2: Yeah. Then you're in the tower line and all the

532
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,400
ghosts starts showing up and he's like, I told you,

533
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,519
I fucking told you. Doesn't matter at that point, no,

534
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,920
but yeah, So he there were witnesses alliguedly that saw

535
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,200
him stab the ghost. The ghost explodes in light, and

536
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:30,920
it got him acquitted from the court martial.

537
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:35,599
Speaker 3: Trial didn't free Anne Boleyn, though it no.

538
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,519
Speaker 2: Because she was seen again in the late nineteenth century.

539
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:42,519
Another captain of the Guard saw a flickering light in

540
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:45,920
the chapel of Saint Peter Vencula, where she was buried,

541
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:50,160
so he climbs a ladder and peeks in and he

542
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:54,200
sees Anne Bolin leading a procession of the knights and

543
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,559
shit through the thing. And he was just like, oh,

544
00:26:56,559 --> 00:26:58,680
actually we have a quote from him, he said slowly

545
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,079
down the aisle moved to stay procession of knights and

546
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,160
ladies attired in ancient costumes, and in front walked an

547
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,799
elegant female whose face was averted from him, but whose

548
00:27:06,799 --> 00:27:09,880
figure greatly resembled the one he'd seen in reputed portraits

549
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,160
of Anne Berlin. So he was just like he just

550
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:17,200
saw it and was like, I'm out, I'm good. I'm

551
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,279
gonna let them have their fun.

552
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:18,839
Speaker 3: Of course.

553
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:22,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, now there's another haunting that Anne Bolin has, where

554
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:27,119
it seems the entire theme is headlessness. Okay, she was

555
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:33,279
born in Blickling Hall and on the anniversary of her execution, may.

556
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 3: Not defense, Let's be honest, Blickling Hall, Blickling that's not

557
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:43,960
where you find your royal life. No, obviously it was

558
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:44,920
never gonna work, man.

559
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:49,039
Speaker 2: No, Now if she was always a stop gap, if

560
00:27:49,039 --> 00:27:51,960
the real Anne Bolin. The funniest part about the show

561
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,559
the Tutors was that Henry the Eighth Jonathan Reese Myers,

562
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:03,319
like I couldn't suspend my disbelief that no matter how

563
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,160
your wife pissed you off, that you would stop wanting

564
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:12,960
to have sex with Natalie Dormier. Right, Like that's too great.

565
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 3: You need to pick another actress.

566
00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that's too great of a hill to get over,

567
00:28:18,079 --> 00:28:20,599
Like you just don't throw it away.

568
00:28:21,279 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 3: Henry A is he Henry Tudor Or is his dad?

569
00:28:27,799 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, they're all tutors.

570
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:34,400
Speaker 3: But because Henry five obviously the king Shalla may. Yeah,

571
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:38,160
the man takes over a lot of France and England.

572
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,960
Henry six gives all that away.

573
00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 2: Yes, Henry Tutor is Henry the seventh.

574
00:28:42,759 --> 00:28:45,279
Speaker 3: Henry seven is Tutor, right, yeah, all right, so this

575
00:28:45,359 --> 00:28:46,799
is his son. So Henriette.

576
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:51,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, on May nineteenth, the anniversary of her death, her

577
00:28:51,079 --> 00:28:53,200
ghost arrives at Blickling Hall.

578
00:28:53,319 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 3: Henry Tudor also the man. I don't remember, because they

579
00:28:56,799 --> 00:28:59,079
kind of wait in the shadows the well, you weren't

580
00:28:59,079 --> 00:29:04,359
there for the episode the Thrones slash. Yeah, yeah, Tutors

581
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,920
are just kind of in the background for the majority

582
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,200
of the War of the Roses and then they come

583
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,759
out of the fucking ether and just like this is ours, now,

584
00:29:11,039 --> 00:29:11,519
just take it to.

585
00:29:11,519 --> 00:29:14,279
Speaker 2: The last minute. Yeah, it's the last man's standing. Dude,

586
00:29:14,519 --> 00:29:16,279
you don't need to be It's like a Royal Rumble,

587
00:29:16,359 --> 00:29:16,839
right like you do.

588
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like the thirtieth guy in the Royal Rumble

589
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:19,400
and he wins.

590
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to be the first in and

591
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,720
you don't need to be the one knocking everybody out.

592
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 3: Like the second guy in the Royal Rumble stays the

593
00:29:26,519 --> 00:29:30,799
entire time, pretty much carries the match, and then has

594
00:29:30,839 --> 00:29:31,319
to lose.

595
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, them's the rules. All that for nothing, them's the plot.

596
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,880
I think it should be a length of.

597
00:29:37,799 --> 00:29:39,519
Speaker 3: Survival, honestly.

598
00:29:39,759 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I mean, let let's just let's just moneyball

599
00:29:43,039 --> 00:29:43,759
that for a second.

600
00:29:43,839 --> 00:29:47,599
Speaker 3: Let's just but then you're fucked if you're like late. True,

601
00:29:48,279 --> 00:29:50,039
you have to keep a guy in the ring. Actually,

602
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,400
so put all thirty in at the same time. Yeah,

603
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,240
and just get going, and then you're just kind of

604
00:29:57,079 --> 00:29:58,559
ruining the showmanship of it.

605
00:29:58,559 --> 00:30:01,119
Speaker 2: Though that's true. The spec that's true. I like, I

606
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,759
just like those like five on five MMA matches.

607
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 3: That's Russia, I know.

608
00:30:06,079 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 2: Or so. Her ghost arrives at her birthplace John drawn

609
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:20,440
in a carriage or in a carriage drawn by headless horses. Yeah,

610
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:26,880
and the man driving the carriage is also headless. It's

611
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:33,680
her father and he's holding her head in his lap.

612
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,839
Speaker 3: Was her father alive at that point.

613
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,839
Speaker 2: And she was kind of one of the people who

614
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:40,319
got her executed.

615
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 3: Oh so he turned on her?

616
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess he had multiple daughters rolled over on her.

617
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,920
I mean, at some point it's either your fucked or.

618
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,759
Speaker 3: You can't save yourself or the whole family, so over

619
00:30:55,799 --> 00:30:56,319
your kid.

620
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 2: I get it. But she was fucked either way. He

621
00:30:59,519 --> 00:31:03,680
read the tea leaves, read the terrain. She was going

622
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:04,240
down either way.

623
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 3: He was looking out for number one. Yeah, clearly, clearly

624
00:31:07,039 --> 00:31:07,640
never loved her.

625
00:31:09,079 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 2: Her father is pursued by demons afterwards, and her brother

626
00:31:12,519 --> 00:31:15,279
George is dragged across the grounds by a headless horse.

627
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:17,519
Speaker 3: The horse is headless.

628
00:31:17,559 --> 00:31:18,759
Speaker 2: All the horses are headless.

629
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,079
Speaker 3: This is new.

630
00:31:22,039 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 2: It's I told you it's headless themed. Everyone's headless. There

631
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:25,640
are no heads.

632
00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:28,119
Speaker 3: Let's work on the lore there, guys.

633
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I don't blame you. She also haunts

634
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:34,799
Hampton Court Palace. She lived with Henry there, got pregnant there,

635
00:31:34,839 --> 00:31:38,319
including a stillbirth in fifteen thirty four. Her ghost just

636
00:31:38,359 --> 00:31:40,920
kind of wanders there dressed in blue or black and

637
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:47,039
it's all sad. And apparently she does chill with other ghosts.

638
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:53,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's eternity. I need some company, including Henry the Eighth.

639
00:31:53,599 --> 00:31:58,440
We're social species, yeah, even in death, we're social animal. Yeah,

640
00:31:58,559 --> 00:31:59,720
we're not meant to be alone.

641
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,119
Speaker 2: Uh. She hangs with Hendery the eighth, and she hangs

642
00:32:03,119 --> 00:32:07,799
with Jane Seymour her uh.

643
00:32:06,079 --> 00:32:08,559
Speaker 3: His third wife. Although do you think with our generation,

644
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,119
they're going to be ghost that have social anxiety and

645
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,240
won't be able to hang out with other ghosts, won't.

646
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 2: Be able to haunt.

647
00:32:14,759 --> 00:32:17,119
Speaker 3: Actually, they actually have to get all of their food

648
00:32:18,079 --> 00:32:19,599
postmated Postmates.

649
00:32:19,599 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 2: Guy just has to show up and be like boo,

650
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,519
I don't know who ordered it. I think you have

651
00:32:23,559 --> 00:32:25,519
a ghost. I think you have a very new ghost.

652
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 3: He quit his job actually in real life, because they

653
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:32,000
made him go back in the office. He was remote work.

654
00:32:32,039 --> 00:32:35,480
Only he killed himself. That's why you begin a ghost.

655
00:32:35,559 --> 00:32:37,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, he killed himself because he couldn't handle going back

656
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:38,319
to the office.

657
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 3: I like going into an office makes me feel more productive.

658
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like taking naps.

659
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 3: You can't do that anymore, can you?

660
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 2: No?

661
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 3: Not the slightest just take naps at the office.

662
00:32:52,839 --> 00:32:54,359
Speaker 2: I mean I do in the morning if I really

663
00:32:54,359 --> 00:32:54,640
need to.

664
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 3: I've seen you nap in your car.

665
00:32:56,039 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do do that sometimes because I get there first,

666
00:32:58,759 --> 00:33:01,079
get there at nine, nobody's doing anything for another three hours,

667
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,599
so I'll take like a forty minute nap, get some

668
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:05,279
extra sleep.

669
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,039
Speaker 3: It just means you don't want to work.

670
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:08,039
Speaker 2: Yeah I don't.

671
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:09,799
Speaker 3: You're lazy.

672
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,839
Speaker 2: Never working again sounds fucking sick.

673
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,039
Speaker 3: Dude, you get bored.

674
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:19,279
Speaker 2: I wouldn't. Hey, what you underestimate my ability to not

675
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:20,839
care about boredom?

676
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 3: Check it out. I haven't worked in two months at

677
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,400
this point. It's fucking awful.

678
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 2: What was the longest you're unemployed twent nineteen? How what

679
00:33:30,799 --> 00:33:33,000
was like the whole year? Twelve months?

680
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 3: No, it was from November twenty eighteen, so end of

681
00:33:37,839 --> 00:33:44,759
the month, so essentially December twenty eighteen to September twent nineteen.

682
00:33:44,839 --> 00:33:46,279
Speaker 2: I was like not eight nine months.

683
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I was doing, like, you know, my

684
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:49,640
own freelance stuff.

685
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,799
Speaker 2: But yeah, the longest I was unemployed was after TFM.

686
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,279
I was unemployed for seven months.

687
00:33:55,599 --> 00:33:58,519
Speaker 3: It sucks. That only sucked atter a certain point, Like

688
00:33:58,519 --> 00:34:00,680
it's awesome when you have some money, say you have

689
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:04,559
no responsibilities for like a month or two. You can't

690
00:34:04,559 --> 00:34:07,400
blow money. You can go travel, you can do whatever

691
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,239
you want. But at a certain point you're like, I

692
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:14,239
need I need purpose, dude.

693
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,800
Speaker 2: I fucking The only thing that sucked about it was

694
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,800
not having money. Are you kidding me? The other parts

695
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,280
were great. I was like, boy, if I just had money,

696
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,000
none of this would matter. This is be the best

697
00:34:24,119 --> 00:34:26,199
life in the world. I could go over a walk

698
00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:27,400
in the middle of the day. Yeah, he'd be a

699
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,559
great trust fund kid. I would be the best trust

700
00:34:29,599 --> 00:34:31,599
fund kid. My parents are such dicks for not being

701
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:34,039
private lawyers.

702
00:34:35,559 --> 00:34:37,119
Speaker 3: And wanted to give back to the community.

703
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:38,039
Speaker 2: Assholes.

704
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 3: Assholes make no money. Defend criminals, criminals. They are criminals too.

705
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 2: I don't have a trust fund because of at least

706
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,159
forty rapists in Saint Louis.

707
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, your parents wanted to defend those rapists.

708
00:34:52,599 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 2: Yeah great, I'm gonna confront them about that this Christmas.

709
00:34:57,079 --> 00:35:01,119
Speaker 3: Thanks Mom and dad. Yeah, you guys are really bad people, actually.

710
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 2: Horrible, horrible people.

711
00:35:03,119 --> 00:35:06,079
Speaker 3: Some of the worst the things you did to your child,

712
00:35:06,119 --> 00:35:08,639
And if they succeeded at their job, those rapists are

713
00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:09,239
on the streets.

714
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 2: Oh they did. They were great. It was just my

715
00:35:11,039 --> 00:35:12,920
mom for that, but yeah, great at her job.

716
00:35:13,119 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 3: Did they ever go against each other allegedly?

717
00:35:15,679 --> 00:35:17,280
Speaker 2: I'd have to double check that story.

718
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,679
Speaker 3: That's how they met. Yeah, it was a real uh

719
00:35:21,079 --> 00:35:26,079
la law situation. It seems like a conflict event, real suits. Yeah,

720
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,760
real suits storyline. It's a conflict of interest.

721
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,159
Speaker 2: Poor and in Saint Louis.

722
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 3: I bet they worked out a deal for a date.

723
00:35:34,119 --> 00:35:38,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, the rapists went free and.

724
00:35:37,199 --> 00:35:39,199
Speaker 3: As long as your your dad could take your mom

725
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:40,320
out for a drink.

726
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:43,760
Speaker 2: It's like, like, what's one more on the streets. How

727
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:44,440
about you and me?

728
00:35:45,559 --> 00:35:47,599
Speaker 3: We go to radically change someone's life.

729
00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, we go to the pasta house.

730
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 3: Macaroni girl.

731
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:54,639
Speaker 2: Well, pasta house is a local Saint Louis Italian chair,

732
00:35:55,159 --> 00:36:01,639
sood sprinkle some extra flavor in there. But yeah, same

733
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:07,719
same diff either way. In twenty twenty three, they actually

734
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:12,159
caught Anne Bullin's ghost on a security camera.

735
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:14,519
Speaker 3: A ball of light.

736
00:36:15,559 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 2: No, it was a ghostly looking figure in a period

737
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:24,920
dress and it was opening doors and all types of

738
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:25,480
shit like that.

739
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:31,159
Speaker 3: Polite ghost, I guess, like opening doors for others or

740
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,679
just no, just like just.

741
00:36:32,639 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 2: Doing it to see if she could do it flexing

742
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:36,639
her ghost strength.

743
00:36:37,679 --> 00:36:41,599
Speaker 3: I would be like a bellman if I was a ghost.

744
00:36:42,079 --> 00:36:44,159
Just work an elevator if you shouldn't see if anybody

745
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,440
will catch on. Yeah, you should be an elevator operator,

746
00:36:48,119 --> 00:36:50,559
a ghost elevator operator. Do that, or just open doors?

747
00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:54,199
Speaker 2: I gottel. Yeah, I think the pressing a button's not

748
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:56,400
as heavy of a lift as opening a door for a.

749
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 3: Take people's bags.

750
00:36:58,079 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, they never get them. They're never go to hell,

751
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,519
goes straight to hell.

752
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,079
Speaker 3: To the underworld.

753
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 2: Now let's get to the king.

754
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:10,519
Speaker 3: Does she haunt the king?

755
00:37:11,159 --> 00:37:16,840
Speaker 2: Henry the eighth is probably hunts himself with his regret,

756
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:18,719
so you know how we're like, oh, yeah, being a

757
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:23,960
ghost is purgatory. I think this might be Henry.

758
00:37:23,639 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 3: The A's hell being with all his wives.

759
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:30,760
Speaker 2: He's with at least several of his wives, and the

760
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:34,920
ghost version of him is the fat, old, sick version.

761
00:37:36,159 --> 00:37:40,480
That's sweet, Like it's the decrepit, my leg is rotting

762
00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:42,960
off version of Henry the Eighth. Yeah, why would a

763
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:47,559
happy ghost haunt? Right? Right, that's true. So Henry the Eighth,

764
00:37:48,159 --> 00:37:50,599
he's been seen in a bunch of places, and like

765
00:37:50,639 --> 00:37:54,159
I said, it's the obese version with gout and a

766
00:37:54,199 --> 00:37:59,519
festering leg ulcer. His ghost, when it's seen, is typically

767
00:37:59,559 --> 00:38:06,400
portrayed as limping, groaning, shouting, or straight up just dragging

768
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,320
his dead leg. A dead leg he had, like a

769
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:10,599
leg that was rotting off.

770
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 3: That's sick. Yeah, dude, being a robot then was awesome.

771
00:38:16,039 --> 00:38:19,320
Speaker 2: He got you don't get gout. Oh, actually, I don't

772
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,880
know how you get power to get fat at the time. Yeah,

773
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,079
and he was fucking.

774
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,679
Speaker 3: Fat, just enjoying feasts after feast.

775
00:38:26,119 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 2: I feel like you couldn't even get fat on food

776
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:32,599
back then. It had to be the ale and the wine. Also,

777
00:38:32,639 --> 00:38:35,559
what happened to all of his daughters, I don't know,

778
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,440
didn't look into their ghosts?

779
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,320
Speaker 3: Did he like throw them off a cliff or something?

780
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,519
Speaker 2: Oh? Actually where they just part of the court. I'm

781
00:38:42,559 --> 00:38:44,679
pretty sure Elizabeth the First was his daughter.

782
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:45,519
Speaker 3: That's sweet.

783
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 2: So she became queen.

784
00:38:48,559 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 3: Because he's obviously so disappointed he has no air. But

785
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:54,320
what did he do to his daughters?

786
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, his daughter was Elizabeth the First. She became

787
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:01,039
one of the most powerful monarchs English history. There we

788
00:39:01,119 --> 00:39:05,719
go ironic. He wanted a strong air.

789
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,599
Speaker 3: One thought it would be a boy there's that monkey pop.

790
00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:11,519
Speaker 2: I mean Elizabeth the fourth is proba or Elizabeth the First? Sorry,

791
00:39:12,159 --> 00:39:14,400
it's probably I don't think we're at the fourth yet.

792
00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:16,360
No we're not, because the one that just died with

793
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:20,199
the second Elizabeth the First. If you had to rank

794
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:24,760
all the English monarchs, she's probably top three, if not

795
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,480
number one, like straight up one of the best.

796
00:39:28,679 --> 00:39:30,760
Speaker 3: What about Bloody Mary.

797
00:39:31,199 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 2: She killed Bloody Mary, that's all propaganda. Yeah, she killed

798
00:39:37,039 --> 00:39:40,679
the Catholic queen, killing our sweet sweet hand. And the

799
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:46,440
Spanish Armada that that justly thought sought to make England Catholic.

800
00:39:46,159 --> 00:39:51,159
Speaker 3: Again would have been a better place. I'm pro Armado

801
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,840
and always have been. I just want to know this

802
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,840
is a pro Armada podcast. Well, we're just an extension

803
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:01,119
of the church one hundred percent. Everything we do is

804
00:40:01,119 --> 00:40:01,639
for the Pope.

805
00:40:03,039 --> 00:40:06,039
Speaker 2: Leo kidd me all the.

806
00:40:06,039 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 3: Patreon money, I haven't actually paid rent or any of.

807
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 2: My bills tithing at all.

808
00:40:10,639 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 3: I've only sent it to Leo, per ties to Leo.

809
00:40:14,119 --> 00:40:16,000
I'm trying to get a position at the.

810
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 2: Papal c A cardinal cardinalcy.

811
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 3: Doesn't have to be that high, and you need anything.

812
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 2: Just like a small bishop role.

813
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,199
Speaker 3: I could be a janitor there. I don't care.

814
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,679
Speaker 2: The things you'll overhear and not understand me.

815
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,760
Speaker 3: Be a Swiss guardsman, be sick, Give me a pike,

816
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,440
I'll keep the demons out. That would be according to

817
00:40:36,519 --> 00:40:39,559
one of our with my poke stick. According to my boss,

818
00:40:39,599 --> 00:40:40,119
your ex boss.

819
00:40:40,119 --> 00:40:42,519
Speaker 2: Apparently a lot of them are like ex special forces

820
00:40:42,519 --> 00:40:43,639
from foreign countries.

821
00:40:44,199 --> 00:40:45,079
Speaker 3: They're not Swiss.

822
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:49,679
Speaker 2: Very few, it turns out at this point, are Swiss guardsmen.

823
00:40:50,119 --> 00:40:54,599
Speaker 3: You're telling me the country that's been neutral forever, Yeah,

824
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,679
is the badass special force guys.

825
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:58,880
Speaker 2: That'd be funny if like an ex Navy seal who

826
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,920
is just very Catholic was like, I'm going Swiss.

827
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:05,760
Speaker 3: I'm surprised our secretary of Defense didn't choose that path.

828
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:07,119
Speaker 2: Is he Catholic?

829
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,079
Speaker 3: I think he has like a templar tattoo.

830
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 2: That doesn't mean he's Catholic.

831
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,159
Speaker 3: Okay, that's true.

832
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 2: There's a lot of stolen valor on that.

833
00:41:20,559 --> 00:41:21,320
Speaker 3: Is on his body.

834
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, he could be. I'm not saying he's not. I

835
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:26,559
just have not heard that. Hexas doesn't strike me as

836
00:41:26,559 --> 00:41:27,679
a Catholic name, But who knows.

837
00:41:29,639 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 3: Does it have to be a name to be Catholic? No,

838
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:38,039
we're not like Jewish Catholicism doesn't have no but.

839
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,840
Speaker 2: There's obviously certain Irish or Italian names where I'm like, yes,

840
00:41:42,119 --> 00:41:46,079
okay Malley And by the way, he is stealing valor,

841
00:41:46,119 --> 00:41:47,079
he's evangelical.

842
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 3: Gross fuck that.

843
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 2: Get that. Someone pin him to the ground and take

844
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,119
that templar tattoo off of him. Yeah, cut it off.

845
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:57,599
That is fucked. Actually, I don't want to like, I

846
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,920
hate to like throw out like cause I rarely do this, like, oh,

847
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:04,559
someone's actually like racist or whatever, but you really do,

848
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:07,960
actually start raising some serious red flags when you went

849
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,239
to fight Muslims and you got a templar tattoo and

850
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:13,920
you're not Catholic. The only reason you get that is

851
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,280
because you're like, I want to kill Muslims.

852
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,159
Speaker 3: Listen, he should have got a John Smith tattoo.

853
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 2: I agree, way more appropriate. I'm not saying you can't

854
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:27,039
get a tattoo celebrating it.

855
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,800
Speaker 3: Just taking the heads of Turks, dude. Think of how

856
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:33,800
many ghosts John Smith created, so many.

857
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 2: Allegian but he slept like a baby. He didn't care, no,

858
00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:41,360
slept like and with a baby. He did sleep, but

859
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:45,239
like a twelve year old something like that.

860
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,800
Speaker 3: On a boat with I mean they ran train on

861
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,679
boghanas it's it's grim.

862
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 2: It's not it's not a good story, not the life

863
00:42:52,559 --> 00:42:55,599
you want. She didn't go to London, though she made it.

864
00:42:55,599 --> 00:42:59,360
She was there at the same time as Shakespeare. Did

865
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:00,000
they cross baths.

866
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 3: She married ral Freett.

867
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, general. Yeah, so Henry's ghost is said

868
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,719
to haunt windsor Castle first and foremost.

869
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:14,119
Speaker 3: Also Shakespeare a person or a group.

870
00:43:14,199 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 2: Shakespeare's actually four hundred people, so she met like twenty

871
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:20,960
Shakespeare's Yeah that makes sense. Yeah, according to fuck knows who,

872
00:43:22,119 --> 00:43:23,039
it was a group of effort.

873
00:43:23,199 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't one guy creating all that, but who cares.

874
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:33,159
Speaker 2: I think Shakespeare's just the showrunner. Yeah, I suppose it

875
00:43:33,199 --> 00:43:35,360
would be funny if that's what Shakespeare really was. Like

876
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,360
he just ran a shop where a bunch of people wrote,

877
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,960
and people would try to like shit on him for

878
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:43,599
not having written that. When dudes like Michaelangelo and shit

879
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:47,239
carved so little of this stuff, we give them credit.

880
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:51,320
Speaker 3: For they finished a projects though certainly right they're the

881
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,280
last ones to chisel.

882
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:56,840
Speaker 2: I guess. But like they had straight up factories of

883
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:59,800
like forty people working. They designed it and had other

884
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,760
people like do a ton of work on it.

885
00:44:03,159 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 3: Art gallery boys, yeah, art boys that they would do

886
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:07,159
other things too.

887
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 2: It's not important.

888
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 3: How about do you want this job?

889
00:44:12,079 --> 00:44:12,880
Speaker 2: It's a different time.

890
00:44:14,119 --> 00:44:15,599
Speaker 3: Is much like Hollywood.

891
00:44:15,679 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I say about Harvey Weinstein, like eight

892
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:22,239
years ago. It's a different time. The different time. Like

893
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,360
if I commit a crime and don't get caught until

894
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:25,960
four days from now, it's different.

895
00:44:26,119 --> 00:44:27,039
Speaker 3: It was a different time.

896
00:44:27,079 --> 00:44:29,119
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Windsor Castle is where Henry the Eighth haunts the most.

959
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It's considered one of the UK's most haunted spots. Actually,

960
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,360
it's home to over twenty five ghosts, including several tutors.

961
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:57,199
Henry's ghost is again the fat, obese version of him,

962
00:47:57,599 --> 00:48:01,639
and he's usually he's usually seen dragging his dead leg

963
00:48:02,519 --> 00:48:06,719
through the hallways and everything like that. He's breathing heavy,

964
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:12,800
like you can't move. He's been there, and he also

965
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:15,199
shouts a lot. He's a very angry man, as as

966
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:18,000
many dead wives would lead you to believe.

967
00:48:19,519 --> 00:48:22,559
Speaker 3: That's also why he's out of breath, because he's yelling

968
00:48:22,599 --> 00:48:26,360
the entire time, and he just he's so big it

969
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:27,320
takes a lot of energy.

970
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes sense. He does share that space with

971
00:48:31,519 --> 00:48:34,239
his other wives, including Anne Boalyane and Jane Seymour. He's

972
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:35,800
sometimes seen with them.

973
00:48:36,199 --> 00:48:38,159
Speaker 3: I imagine, not all of his wives, like.

974
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:43,119
Speaker 2: I would say, I can't think Ann does. But based

975
00:48:43,159 --> 00:48:45,559
on that death speech, sounds like she loves him. It

976
00:48:45,679 --> 00:48:47,679
seems it's a fifty to fifty problem.

977
00:48:47,679 --> 00:48:52,639
Speaker 3: Sounds like she disappointed him. Yeah, and yeah, she was

978
00:48:52,679 --> 00:48:53,280
totally cool.

979
00:48:53,159 --> 00:48:58,039
Speaker 2: With the honestly the most ultimate battered wife story I've

980
00:48:58,079 --> 00:49:02,199
ever heard. You don't understand. And he's so smart, and

981
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:05,239
it's just so much pressure to be so he works

982
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:07,440
so hard, he's under so much pressure.

983
00:49:07,639 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 3: Toxic relationships.

984
00:49:09,119 --> 00:49:11,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really, it actually is in a very real

985
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:14,960
sense that Jenny and the political guy from Forrest Gump,

986
00:49:17,119 --> 00:49:20,320
that guy's just under the pressure of politics constantly. Sometimes

987
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:23,960
you gotta smack Jenny around because of Richard Nixon.

988
00:49:25,119 --> 00:49:27,800
Speaker 3: Oh dude, how many women got beat because of Richard Nixon.

989
00:49:28,519 --> 00:49:29,679
Speaker 2: The limit does not exist.

990
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 3: It was just an epidemic in the country when Nixon

991
00:49:32,079 --> 00:49:33,519
was in office.

992
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:39,039
Speaker 2: For politicians. Certainly, I think, uh, gotta think there's a

993
00:49:39,079 --> 00:49:43,159
lot of Antifa members smacking ladies because of Trump. But

994
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:45,360
if I want to go like overall, you gotta think

995
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,239
it's like the Dallas Cowboys.

996
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:51,599
Speaker 3: I think in philadelphia's just straight up and murder increases

997
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:52,760
when they lose.

998
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, and decreases. I know you said there's no murders

999
00:49:55,079 --> 00:49:56,199
for like a week after they won.

1000
00:49:56,599 --> 00:50:00,159
Speaker 3: If we won the Super Bowl, violent crimes go off.

1001
00:50:00,159 --> 00:50:01,159
Speaker 2: A cliff just plummet.

1002
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone's happy.

1003
00:50:03,519 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 2: In a lot of ways. Jalen Hurts is holding lives

1004
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:07,280
in his hand.

1005
00:50:08,039 --> 00:50:10,280
Speaker 3: So these last you know, a few weeks when we're

1006
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,719
struggling lives are people died?

1007
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:16,039
Speaker 2: People died. That's like if there's a close Iron Bowl.

1008
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:22,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, if there's like the kick six cost lives just

1009
00:50:22,199 --> 00:50:23,000
means more pile.

1010
00:50:23,159 --> 00:50:29,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, Paul, the blood bath, Paul things I seen, Paul

1011
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:36,079
angry husband's pole, sad Day Real tied.

1012
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:39,320
Speaker 3: She's dead too. Who A lot of the callers for

1013
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:40,920
a Fine Bomb die.

1014
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,800
Speaker 2: We've been doing the show for like twenty years. Yeah,

1015
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,519
and it's like old old people calling.

1016
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:48,320
Speaker 3: In m dude being a ghost and calling into sports

1017
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:49,199
stock graad Hill.

1018
00:50:49,199 --> 00:50:55,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, pah pa. If that Fine Bomb show had any balls,

1019
00:50:55,079 --> 00:50:56,440
they would have a phyllis ghost.

1020
00:50:56,280 --> 00:51:01,559
Speaker 3: Call in every Halloween, say Hans. The souls of sports callers.

1021
00:51:02,599 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 2: It's just like a Ouiji board p a w l pow,

1022
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:17,000
and then they ain't played. Nobody just fucking moves it around.

1023
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:23,920
Another place that Henry has seen is the these cloisters

1024
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,679
somewhere I don't even fucking know what it is, the

1025
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:29,320
Dannery cloisters. They hear his footsteps it's mostly auditory, and

1026
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,320
they hear his groans of pain. One of my favorite

1027
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:35,400
encounters I read about was this woman who works in

1028
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:39,039
the Royal Library. She would hear his ghost a lot

1029
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,800
like heavy breathing, shouting because he was a dickhead, moaning

1030
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,880
and is of course his dead leg being dragged across

1031
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:50,280
the floor. Once while this person who worked there was

1032
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:53,440
dusting alone. I think it was a woman dusting alone.

1033
00:51:54,119 --> 00:52:03,480
She looked around and she saw I guess what she like?

1034
00:52:03,559 --> 00:52:08,199
She just goes hey, looked lock. The actor Keith Mitchell

1035
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,440
in the show Henry the Ife and his Six Wives.

1036
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:18,119
I'm familiar with Keith Mitchell. It's just a British actor.

1037
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,400
Speaker 3: In my mind, that's a pro golfer.

1038
00:52:20,559 --> 00:52:22,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds like it. It is.

1039
00:52:22,159 --> 00:52:24,840
Speaker 3: No, Keith Mitchell is a golfer, okay, fair enough. He's

1040
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,960
a very mid golfer that wears Advisor and plays with

1041
00:52:28,079 --> 00:52:30,559
Josh Allen at the Pebble Beach program.

1042
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:35,039
Speaker 2: Okay, well, apparently the nineteen seventies British TV series Henry

1043
00:52:35,039 --> 00:52:38,400
the Eighth and his Six Wives nailed what Henry the

1044
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:42,480
Eighth looked like and Keith Mitchell in particular performance of

1045
00:52:42,519 --> 00:52:45,239
a Lifetime because this woman saw Henry the A's ghost

1046
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:49,039
and was like, hey, looks just lock Keith Mitchell. Allegedly,

1047
00:52:49,159 --> 00:52:53,840
Queen Elizabeth I and her sister Prince Margaret have encountered

1048
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:57,880
Henry the Ace ghosts several times when they were younger.

1049
00:52:58,039 --> 00:53:02,840
Speaker 3: Tootleitch, was it trying to give recommendations advice.

1050
00:53:03,639 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 4: He's just like behead Prince Andrew. It's probably for the best. Yeah,

1051
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:13,679
should have followed what that ghost said. Trust me, cut

1052
00:53:13,679 --> 00:53:17,000
his head off now you don't want to know what

1053
00:53:17,079 --> 00:53:17,679
he does.

1054
00:53:18,639 --> 00:53:23,159
Speaker 2: The most notable account of Henry the Eighth again, this

1055
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:27,760
was captured on Palace CCTV footage on whatever, a tall,

1056
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:32,079
skeletal figure in a period dress dramatically opening and closing doors.

1057
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,480
A visitor reported seeing the ghosts in the area. While

1058
00:53:36,519 --> 00:53:41,239
often dubbed quote unquote skeletor by the media, some attributing

1059
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:45,039
to Henry due to the palace's tutor ties and his

1060
00:53:45,039 --> 00:53:52,239
historical presence there. The footage went viral. We actually have pictures.

1061
00:53:53,519 --> 00:53:54,599
You tell me what you think.

1062
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:58,119
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're making me do more work. Sweet thanks.

1063
00:53:58,559 --> 00:53:59,360
Speaker 2: Here's number one.

1064
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,719
Speaker 3: First photo. H it's nothing.

1065
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 2: It's like, that's clearly a skeleton ghost.

1066
00:54:05,519 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 3: It's not clearly a Skelton.

1067
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 2: Obviously a skeleton ghost.

1068
00:54:08,039 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 3: If anything, it looks like Penny Wise.

1069
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,679
Speaker 2: You know, same diff same ballpark.

1070
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:16,199
Speaker 3: It's not even a figure, clear as day a skeleton ghost.

1071
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:17,760
Then we have this.

1072
00:54:17,679 --> 00:54:20,559
Speaker 2: One was a tall bitch in twenty fifteen on an

1073
00:54:20,559 --> 00:54:25,400
iPhone a tall glass of water? Wasn't there? Allegedly tall

1074
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:27,719
glass of water showed up in the photo. I think

1075
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:32,440
wasn't there. How tall was she? She's a big Bitch's

1076
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,519
just a weird ghost thing, dude, Ghosts can get freaky.

1077
00:54:34,639 --> 00:54:35,880
Speaker 3: She's like nine feet tall.

1078
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:38,760
Speaker 2: Ghosts are weird like that. Have you ever seen the

1079
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:42,000
Haunting of Hillhouse? No, that weird tall ghost that banged

1080
00:54:42,039 --> 00:54:42,440
his cane.

1081
00:54:42,599 --> 00:54:44,639
Speaker 3: What's this other photo? Just to show that there was

1082
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:50,719
no ghost? Yeah, same spot. It's different photos though. Also,

1083
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,880
I don't know you can photo shot this in all

1084
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:55,400
legit two thousand.

1085
00:54:55,079 --> 00:54:57,840
Speaker 2: And three you're a hater. The first one's two thousand

1086
00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:59,800
and three, the later ones are like twenty fifteen years

1087
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:03,719
of it. Oh dude, yeah, this isn't real. It's hella real.

1088
00:55:04,519 --> 00:55:06,239
Certainly not really shit I ever seen.

1089
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:11,800
Speaker 3: It's just a banshee, your hater. Okay.

1090
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:18,079
Speaker 2: Anyway, I like how they circled it though, like, yeah,

1091
00:55:18,079 --> 00:55:19,239
I know what I can see.

1092
00:55:19,079 --> 00:55:21,920
Speaker 3: It which one is the demon ghost?

1093
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can guess which one the demon ghost is.

1094
00:55:27,519 --> 00:55:29,719
And then real quick, we do have a couple of

1095
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:35,239
Queen Victoria hauntings as well. Sure these ones also solid.

1096
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:38,559
Queen Victoria died in nineteen oh one, but she was

1097
00:55:38,599 --> 00:55:41,280
really into spiritual stuff.

1098
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:44,559
Speaker 3: Everyone was then. Yeah, occultism was huge, huge.

1099
00:55:44,679 --> 00:55:46,679
Speaker 2: I think she tried to say once her dead husband

1100
00:55:46,679 --> 00:55:47,639
Prince Albert a lot.

1101
00:55:48,079 --> 00:55:51,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet she was like inca hoots and talking

1102
00:55:51,599 --> 00:55:52,800
to Aleistair Crowley.

1103
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:56,159
Speaker 2: Oh she was in all that shit everyone again, Like

1104
00:55:56,159 --> 00:55:58,039
you said, everyone was. That was that that type of

1105
00:55:58,119 --> 00:56:02,280
afterlife stuff was the bees knees for it was just

1106
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:05,719
the social club you kind of. It was what do

1107
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,360
you wanna do tonight? Oh, let's talk to the dead.

1108
00:56:09,039 --> 00:56:14,519
Speaker 3: M that's just two spells, all right, Yeah, but I

1109
00:56:14,639 --> 00:56:17,239
do that too. I'm about to go to the the

1110
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:21,280
ren Fair in a couple of weeks. I'm essentially just

1111
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:26,920
gonna dress up and you know, just role play and goof. Yeah,

1112
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:31,320
that's what they did early nineteen hundreds, late eighteen hundreds,

1113
00:56:32,519 --> 00:56:33,599
just one big ren Fair.

1114
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:37,039
Speaker 2: Literally they would like show up in like special like

1115
00:56:37,159 --> 00:56:40,679
funeral attire for it and get all weird cosplay.

1116
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:44,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, nothing's really changed, just just you know, it's different

1117
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:45,159
flavors at this point.

1118
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,960
Speaker 2: It is always different flavors. People have the same interests

1119
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:49,320
over and over and over again.

1120
00:56:49,519 --> 00:56:50,320
Speaker 3: Simple creatures.

1121
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:50,760
Speaker 2: We are.

1122
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:55,400
Speaker 3: We're not really original. Unfortunately, I'm looking forward to that.

1123
00:56:55,440 --> 00:57:00,000
I might actually bring the equipment and record an episode

1124
00:57:00,519 --> 00:57:01,320
from the Renfair.

1125
00:57:01,519 --> 00:57:02,880
Speaker 2: Do it? Scott gonna be there?

1126
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:05,400
Speaker 3: Yes, Scot's gonna be there. Oh yeah, So do you

1127
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:09,119
want to come? When is it November seventh? Maybe the

1128
00:57:09,159 --> 00:57:09,880
weekend that weekend?

1129
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:11,079
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah maybe let me.

1130
00:57:11,079 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 3: Let me check my schedule see if you can. Okay,

1131
00:57:13,119 --> 00:57:15,360
could be it'd be fun to do a show from there.

1132
00:57:15,559 --> 00:57:18,800
We had this idea I was with Jay Bone and

1133
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:25,360
Randy of doing a uh changed my mind medieval type thing.

1134
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,639
Speaker 2: Oh that's funny, or like I just have like some

1135
00:57:27,719 --> 00:57:30,039
chicks stand by next to you me like she's a witch.

1136
00:57:30,159 --> 00:57:30,840
Changed my mind.

1137
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:35,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, we do that. Yeah, workshops and things.

1138
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:36,599
Speaker 1: Uh.

1139
00:57:36,719 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 2: In nineteen thirty six, Edward the Eighth's partner ordered the

1140
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:43,239
removal of spruce trees that Victoria had planted with Prince

1141
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:46,239
Albert at Windsor Castle. When the team showed up, her

1142
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:50,800
ghost appeared and started fucking screaming at them to get

1143
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:53,440
the fuck out of there because those were her special trees.

1144
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 3: Always a bummer when somebody else shows up. It's like,

1145
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:58,840
come on, dude, I'm.

1146
00:57:58,239 --> 00:58:01,239
Speaker 2: Especially for me, especially to cut down in your entire

1147
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:02,400
special me time area.

1148
00:58:02,679 --> 00:58:03,519
Speaker 3: Don't do that to me.

1149
00:58:03,679 --> 00:58:06,639
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well the crew was like and just ran off.

1150
00:58:06,719 --> 00:58:10,280
Yeah I have to Yeah. In nineteen ninety two, there

1151
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:14,480
was a fire at Windsor Castle and they had to

1152
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:17,599
do a bunch of renovations. Over one hundred rooms were damaged,

1153
00:58:18,079 --> 00:58:22,440
and workers reported seeing Queen Victoria's operation multiple times. She

1154
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:27,119
appeared to just be there supervising. If she liked something,

1155
00:58:27,159 --> 00:58:30,639
she would nod approvingly. If she didn't like something, she

1156
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:35,519
would get angry and move tools or make the lights flicker.

1157
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:39,840
Speaker 3: I like that, Yeah, just working the job site. Yeah,

1158
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,360
she's a foreman, just telling people what to do. At

1159
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,679
least she's getting some work in the afterlife.

1160
00:58:46,719 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 2: That's all she's doing. All of her stories are working.

1161
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:56,119
Speaker 3: You hear that dead beats literally to myself as well.

1162
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:57,679
Grind culture right there, like.

1163
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:00,719
Speaker 2: Truly, that's all they do. I'll too. So in the

1164
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:02,719
Osbourne House on the Isle of Right, it was a

1165
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:05,400
mansion that they designed as sort of like an escape

1166
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,440
for them on the sea. On the sea, it's actually

1167
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:11,320
where Victoria died. I guess you can still have events

1168
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:15,400
there like weddings and other stuff like that, like conferences

1169
00:59:16,119 --> 00:59:20,199
and events. Staff have reported hearing a sharp, authoritative voice

1170
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:23,760
that they recognize as Victoria's giving commands like move it

1171
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,519
to the left, or the flowers need more water while

1172
00:59:26,559 --> 00:59:30,519
they're setting up for tours or receptions. Furniture, she would know.

1173
00:59:30,719 --> 00:59:35,599
Furniture moves itself to be repositioned for better balance, and

1174
00:59:35,639 --> 00:59:38,199
they've said that every time the furniture has moved, it's

1175
00:59:38,239 --> 00:59:40,599
straighter or better balanced than it was before.

1176
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:45,239
Speaker 3: Listen all these period pieces that Netflix does, HBO does.

1177
00:59:46,079 --> 00:59:49,719
I think they should hire her ghost as a consultant.

1178
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 2: As an advisor.

1179
00:59:50,079 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, I mean she's gonna get all the setting,

1180
00:59:56,159 --> 01:00:00,000
all the decoration accurate. It's gonna know better, gonna nail it.

1181
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 2: Helen Murphy, an event coordinator there, has seen tables shifting

1182
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:07,039
during a wedding setup and she was like they looked

1183
01:00:07,079 --> 01:00:10,679
better after, Yeah, like they'd straight up look better.

1184
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:11,440
Speaker 3: Helpful ghost.

1185
01:00:11,519 --> 01:00:15,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. And in Windsor Great Park, England, they've seen Albert.

1186
01:00:16,119 --> 01:00:17,400
He's like, they plan a bunch of.

1187
01:00:17,639 --> 01:00:21,039
Speaker 3: That's her penance. Actually, She's like, I have to make

1188
01:00:21,119 --> 01:00:23,679
other people's weddings look better for me to get to heaven.

1189
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:28,239
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know whose weddings she ruined, but she

1190
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:32,719
that's how she's getting there, one at a time. A

1191
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:37,440
deathly wedding planner, Prince Albert, He examines these oak trees

1192
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,880
that they plan together in the eighteen fifties. In two

1193
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:42,440
thousand and eight, park ranger Kevin Thompson saw him among

1194
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:46,000
the oaks. Albert smiled at him peacefully and then faded away.

1195
01:00:46,639 --> 01:00:50,519
The trees in question do really well, like better than

1196
01:00:50,519 --> 01:00:52,639
they should in terms of health and stuff like that.

1197
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,960
And when they do mount patrols through there, the horses

1198
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:59,760
will get spooked randomly at certain spots that they have

1199
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:01,920
no eason to get spooked at and be like, I

1200
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:04,920
don't want to go here. It's weird.

1201
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 3: Animals seem to always have a connection with the supernatural

1202
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:15,119
or even the the weather and stuff too.

1203
01:01:15,199 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 2: It's like almost like an electro magnetic. They just sense things.

1204
01:01:18,599 --> 01:01:21,679
Speaker 3: They have a sixth sense. Yeah, dogs start running off

1205
01:01:21,679 --> 01:01:25,400
before a big storm comes through. Yeah, lose their minds.

1206
01:01:26,079 --> 01:01:29,199
All the animals go for a higher ground tsunami's about

1207
01:01:29,239 --> 01:01:29,599
to hit.

1208
01:01:29,719 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 2: Whereas humans are just like good odd, the wave is crazy.

1209
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,920
Speaker 3: The ocean's way far back, dude, dude, Yeah, what the

1210
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:42,519
fuck ocean, I can walk out ocean not having it today, Man,

1211
01:01:43,119 --> 01:01:44,559
fucking I wanted to swim right here.

1212
01:01:44,639 --> 01:01:49,119
Speaker 2: Ocean's like nah, you know yah. Fuck.

1213
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:53,159
Speaker 3: This is our impression of people from Sri Lanka.

1214
01:01:53,559 --> 01:01:55,559
Speaker 2: Well, a lot of tourists got it in. I forget

1215
01:01:55,599 --> 01:01:58,519
where it was, but that whole movie about it. It's

1216
01:01:58,519 --> 01:02:02,559
about Taurus with fucking top and you and McGregor. Sweet dude.

1217
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:06,159
Speaker 3: Yeah shit, dude, shit, I'm trying to catch a wave

1218
01:02:06,239 --> 01:02:06,719
the day bro.

1219
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:10,480
Speaker 2: Dude, ocean said, Noah, Man, oceans fucking one about it.

1220
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:15,159
Speaker 3: It's like super notcholl damn, dude, fucking I'm just trying

1221
01:02:15,159 --> 01:02:16,440
to hit some skeazy ways.

1222
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:19,480
Speaker 2: Bro. It's my favorite story from that tsunami will forever

1223
01:02:19,559 --> 01:02:21,639
be the scuba divers who came up and were like,

1224
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:23,480
oh my god.

1225
01:02:24,199 --> 01:02:25,719
Speaker 3: Well we can find more things.

1226
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you don't notice it apparently when I guess

1227
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:30,519
you know, when you're underwater fifty feet underwater certainly, So

1228
01:02:30,559 --> 01:02:33,280
they came up and they were like what the fuck.

1229
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:37,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, But when it all kind of clears out, imagine

1230
01:02:37,519 --> 01:02:40,800
the guy walking the beach with the metal detector.

1231
01:02:41,639 --> 01:02:44,280
Speaker 2: Doesn't even have to dig, it's just a gold mine.

1232
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:46,920
You're just moving wood up a side of that point,

1233
01:02:47,079 --> 01:02:49,119
just kicking it out of the way, and you're like, oh,

1234
01:02:49,159 --> 01:02:52,440
I found a dead body with a Rolex hooray. Do

1235
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:56,280
you take it? Yeah? I mean it's not gonna serve him.

1236
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:58,920
What's he he knows what time it is. I can't

1237
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:03,320
save him. Yeah, I can send myself. Well that's all

1238
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:06,079
I got today for the ghosts of kings and queens

1239
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:09,679
of Yeah, mostly Henry.

1240
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:16,000
Speaker 3: Mostly Henry, A lot of ann Baddie baddie right or

1241
01:03:16,039 --> 01:03:21,960
die good Lord went to the grave defending that man's penis.

1242
01:03:22,599 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 2: I swear, Yeah, he has a very big penis. That

1243
01:03:27,079 --> 01:03:31,599
boys should come out of it. It's my fault. Got

1244
01:03:31,599 --> 01:03:34,920
a very dumb vagina. As a woman. I didn't follow

1245
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:38,360
instructions good enough. And you should. God save the king

1246
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:42,079
and you should love him forever. That's what I learned today.

1247
01:03:42,119 --> 01:03:45,440
They don't make them like they used to. They don't.

1248
01:03:46,239 --> 01:03:50,079
Speaker 3: They don't women used to take responsibility.

1249
01:03:50,119 --> 01:03:51,519
Speaker 2: These hoes ain't loyal.

1250
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:55,920
Speaker 3: They're for the streets. Future has been trying to warn us.

1251
01:03:57,199 --> 01:04:00,960
That's why his name is Future. Yeah, we should have

1252
01:04:01,039 --> 01:04:04,599
known he has a prophet. We should have known who's

1253
01:04:04,599 --> 01:04:11,719
in the game. I suppose the British, even post death,

1254
01:04:12,159 --> 01:04:13,320
try to remain.

1255
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,519
Speaker 2: In the game. These aren't the only English ghosts, like

1256
01:04:17,599 --> 01:04:20,119
English royal ghosts, but these are just the best, like

1257
01:04:21,199 --> 01:04:22,280
recorded hauntings.

1258
01:04:22,519 --> 01:04:24,840
Speaker 3: But Elizabeth the First, these are the only ghost you

1259
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:27,000
you got to with your your SEO search.

1260
01:04:27,679 --> 01:04:29,519
Speaker 2: Uh No, I got. I had other stuff, but it

1261
01:04:29,559 --> 01:04:32,320
was just less like. King George the Third of American

1262
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:35,159
Revolutionary War fame does some haunting as well, not as good,

1263
01:04:35,239 --> 01:04:37,960
especially since he was insane. I thought they'd do better stuff,

1264
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:39,239
but there just isn't.

1265
01:04:39,639 --> 01:04:41,079
Speaker 3: He's just really mad about tea.

1266
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:47,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, Elizabeth the First has some sightings stuff, like that.

1267
01:04:48,719 --> 01:04:51,559
But yeah, for the most part, these these three were

1268
01:04:51,599 --> 01:04:51,960
the best.

1269
01:04:52,559 --> 01:04:53,960
Speaker 3: I didn't I didn't know he had a dead leg,

1270
01:04:54,039 --> 01:04:57,320
so that that was news to me as well. So nice,

1271
01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:59,840
a little information, little tidbit, a little fun fact. Ye

1272
01:05:00,079 --> 01:05:01,760
I go home with I'm already home, but now I

1273
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:04,199
have a fun fact to stay home.

1274
01:05:04,239 --> 01:05:04,400
Speaker 2: Cool.

1275
01:05:05,639 --> 01:05:09,400
Speaker 3: Did Henry really accomplish much? Yeah, it kind of seems

1276
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:12,559
like he was a you know, compared to his dad.

1277
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:14,239
I guess you can't.

1278
01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:18,880
Speaker 2: Really he made the church independent of or made the

1279
01:05:19,119 --> 01:05:20,840
country independent of the Catholic Church.

1280
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:23,559
Speaker 3: I get that he really put the Protestants on the map.

1281
01:05:23,559 --> 01:05:24,119
I suppose.

1282
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:28,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think a lot of colonialism or some colonialism

1283
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:34,239
might have happened under him as well.

1284
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:34,239
Speaker 3: And that's why I kind of checked out on him.

1285
01:05:34,599 --> 01:05:35,840
Do got rid of the Catholics?

1286
01:05:36,239 --> 01:05:36,440
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1287
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:38,760
Speaker 3: I agree, that's again we're here for the church.

1288
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:45,679
Speaker 2: The only reason I don't like about him.

1289
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:46,760
Speaker 3: God save the funny hat.

1290
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:51,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. But he uh yeah, he invaded France.

1291
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:55,719
Speaker 3: I mean that's just calming. Yeah yeah, yeah for an Englishman. Yeah,

1292
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:56,760
I think that's required.

1293
01:05:57,079 --> 01:06:00,320
Speaker 2: It pretty much is check a box and they you know,

1294
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:03,039
I assume uh stuff was set up in the New

1295
01:06:03,039 --> 01:06:07,119
World under him as well, but who knows. Uh, he

1296
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:10,159
was certainly alive during.

1297
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:14,079
Speaker 3: Any British people that randomly came across this video. I'm

1298
01:06:14,079 --> 01:06:16,559
wture they're screaming ass right. No, I don't care.

1299
01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:20,079
Speaker 2: That not my fucking country, dude, I don't care, don't care.

1300
01:06:20,599 --> 01:06:24,519
Speaker 3: I do like England though, for the most part, seems cool.

1301
01:06:24,599 --> 01:06:27,280
Speaker 2: That's my number one country that I want to visit. England.

1302
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:29,320
Speaker 3: You've never been, No, have you left the country?

1303
01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:30,559
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1304
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:34,360
Speaker 3: Where have you been? That island on the You've been

1305
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:38,039
in Nassah. Yeah, so you've been to no country. You've

1306
01:06:38,079 --> 01:06:39,280
been to a cruise ship island.

1307
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:39,559
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1308
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:43,039
Speaker 3: In the United States. You've never been to Canada. You've

1309
01:06:43,039 --> 01:06:45,800
never been to Mexico. No, Oh, you didn't have a passport.

1310
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:47,960
I got to go to Mexico with DVD r IP

1311
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:50,280
because you didn't have a passport.

1312
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:51,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1313
01:06:52,199 --> 01:06:54,719
Speaker 3: Interesting, you've never been to another country and I do

1314
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:57,599
have a passport now. But what's the point. You have

1315
01:06:57,599 --> 01:06:58,760
three kids, You're not going anywhere.

1316
01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:02,239
Speaker 2: I'm not going anywhere. It's gonna expire before it gets

1317
01:07:02,239 --> 01:07:06,679
a stamp. What do I need to leave for hmm?

1318
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:08,719
Speaker 3: I think eventually I'm gonna end up in Portugal.

1319
01:07:09,119 --> 01:07:12,239
Speaker 2: That's wherea gonna retire. Yeah, dollar goes farther.

1320
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:15,760
Speaker 3: Maybe not retire, maybe before then.

1321
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:18,400
Speaker 2: See how the show goes next week.

1322
01:07:18,599 --> 01:07:21,119
Speaker 3: I'm putting a year on this podcast. We either grow

1323
01:07:21,119 --> 01:07:22,119
when I'm going to Portugal.

1324
01:07:22,199 --> 01:07:26,159
Speaker 2: Okay, ticking clockworks, Hm, it's good plot device.

1325
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:27,840
Speaker 3: Pressure makes diamonds.

1326
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:28,199
Speaker 2: Yep.

1327
01:07:28,639 --> 01:07:31,559
Speaker 3: I believe Robert Griffin the third trademark that he did.

1328
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,639
Speaker 2: Well, that's all I got for today. On the Ghosts

1329
01:07:34,639 --> 01:07:38,760
of Kings for Dan er Jester, I'm Rob Fox and

1330
01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:38,880
you

1331
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:39,840
Speaker 3: Just gotta saw served