Speaker 1: Welcome to the snarts egg. You're about to teach. Your
Speaker 1: name's glazed by the.
Speaker 2: Great Chris Ray Good, Derek a black man, and Tom Sway.
Speaker 2: Sit back and prepare for some shiit. Sit back and
Speaker 2: prepare for some lazy glory.
Speaker 1: Is Almo black? I don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Almost, would he'd be black? I think he would
Speaker 3: Almos human. Yeah, I think he'd be black.
Speaker 4: I think he'd be a little light skin black so here.
Speaker 4: So I don't know how this makes sense to me,
Speaker 4: but it does. I feel like he's a black child
Speaker 4: but a white man.
Speaker 3: Isn't he literally a black man?
Speaker 1: Though? Well, you mean like his hand or like the
Speaker 1: hand that is him?
Speaker 3: Because I think almost is a light skinned black child.
Speaker 1: Why do you think that?
Speaker 3: I don't talking about his mannerisms, man, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't think he has Like usually kids don't have
Speaker 5: any mannerisms. They're just dumb little kids. Yeah, mannerisms, they're
Speaker 5: not like like, they.
Speaker 1: Don't have usually childerism. They do.
Speaker 3: They have little boyarisms.
Speaker 5: They usually don't have tell tales of like, oh, you're
Speaker 5: definitely this ethnicity. They're a little fucking like five year old.
Speaker 1: Yeah you learned that stuff.
Speaker 3: I think you learned it, but I think you start
Speaker 3: learning it by that time. Already do you a base?
Speaker 3: I think a bay just like that.
Speaker 1: In elementary school. Man, they're pretty neutral. They're all blanks
Speaker 1: and they're molded more by like cartoons and their families.
Speaker 3: That's true, and that could be. That could be happening
Speaker 3: by that time, you.
Speaker 1: Know, I get I could depending on I already.
Speaker 3: Was a big fan, like the Mukel Jump, be sticking
Speaker 3: beef patties by the time I was like four, saying
Speaker 3: the fucking saint to mean Carnival where a man gets
Speaker 3: on a big stick with one leg and dances.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: What the hell it's called the much Jump. It's like
Speaker 3: you know that, like Criban has Carnival. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 3: when Carnival happens is one guy goes on a big
Speaker 3: stick and dances around on like stick.
Speaker 1: Carniva. I don't know what that eva. It's Carnival. Evil.
Speaker 3: They're going evil down there, they are water, They're.
Speaker 1: Fucking I have not heard any Alley him spas out.
Speaker 5: One time a little while I think I heard him
Speaker 5: spas out about that guy that he fired or whatever.
Speaker 5: But like he's so not in the zeitgeist, and that
Speaker 5: like the first thing my thought would think when something
Speaker 5: crazy like this happened recently, it would be like, what
Speaker 5: is ox Joe saying. He's going like, yeah, I know
Speaker 5: he has like a website or whatever, but and he
Speaker 5: still somehow has a studio.
Speaker 1: I thought, I don't know, to be like a shack.
Speaker 3: It's the back of his house. He knocked down all
Speaker 3: the back.
Speaker 1: Of his house. I gotta work here now. His kitchen,
Speaker 1: his whole kitchen, kitchen.
Speaker 5: In the middle, in the middle of one of the recordings,
Speaker 5: he turns around, he opens up the back of it,
Speaker 5: takes a buyout like it's that you.
Speaker 4: Just eat mushrooms and rats like naked snake he says naked.
Speaker 3: He doesn't say venom its naked, you.
Speaker 1: Know, like you know, actually probably does.
Speaker 5: He's like he knows pretty much about Genesis, Like, oh,
Speaker 5: you're right, he said, like the basically the plots of that.
Speaker 5: At one point on Joe Rogan's podcast, I think anything
Speaker 5: that's like weird.
Speaker 1: Like anything that's conspiracy minded. It's like that's when Robin
Speaker 1: Williams said that you know that movie when Hour Photo
Speaker 1: or whatever, where he's like, you know, know, that movie.
Speaker 1: I know that movie. I didn't see it.
Speaker 4: So he plays like this like uh, photo guy at
Speaker 4: like a Walgreens or something and some kids playing or
Speaker 4: what was he doing is he It's like he's holding
Speaker 4: an action figure, right.
Speaker 3: He's holding something and he's like is that from Neon?
Speaker 1: Is from Neon Genesis Evangelian And it's Robin Williams saying like, authentically,
Speaker 1: I feel like happened.
Speaker 3: Like the period of time when that happened just seems
Speaker 3: like so impossible. But I know he was alive during that,
Speaker 3: Like yeah, because Neil just came out like very old.
Speaker 3: I watched it when I was like maybe seventeen.
Speaker 1: I watched it in church. You would not want to
Speaker 1: watch that. That's crazy. You have a cool church.
Speaker 3: They didn't let us.
Speaker 1: That's such a.
Speaker 3: Such a funk you to God's concept as a show.
Speaker 1: I was singing Bone Dugs in church right now, and
Speaker 1: I got pissed at me bone Bone. I was like,
Speaker 1: come on.
Speaker 5: I was like, they're all they're fucking God fearing people,
Speaker 5: Like what's the problem.
Speaker 1: What's the problem. Isn't that the one thing you require?
Speaker 1: I thought, it's the only thing that matters. He's crazy
Speaker 1: didn't be the literature.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised Alex Jones had I think I saw him
Speaker 4: say something, but I saw the unanimous response and being like,
Speaker 4: I'm surprised they didn't say it was a crisis actor.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, especially since I saw reasonable people saying that
Speaker 5: that white old guy has been at multiple like things
Speaker 5: like events like this.
Speaker 1: That was like, I did it, killed me? Kill me?
Speaker 1: Why was his pants down?
Speaker 3: They're taking them away because for comedic purposes they put
Speaker 3: me pants were down.
Speaker 1: The old man who said John oh yea when they
Speaker 1: were taking him away his parents, I was like, what
Speaker 1: happened to him? It's just unfortunate comedic timing, because like
Speaker 1: I've seen people's pants in and a struggle there. That's
Speaker 1: it happened. It's that great video of the kids shitting
Speaker 1: himself in that fight. Oh god, that video. You can
Speaker 1: see it through his pants. Price man. Yeah, he said.
Speaker 3: Or if you win the fight by like flawless victory,
Speaker 3: but you shipped yourself, is that still a w No?
Speaker 4: No, absolutely not draw. Maybe I think you actually lose.
Speaker 4: You win a fight and then ship yourself. You lose
Speaker 4: to fight, dude.
Speaker 1: Being humiliated is the That's the worst thing. Societally. That
Speaker 1: could happen to you is being humiliated.
Speaker 5: So losing getting knocked out is not nearly as bad
Speaker 5: as shitting yourself and winning, because immediately.
Speaker 1: Ship yourself.
Speaker 3: Are having the squirrel guy you're talking about get into
Speaker 3: this conversation. Imagine shooting yourself and then taking your soil
Speaker 3: undergarments and placing it on the person you beat up.
Speaker 1: That's just like you're crazy. You should be the.
Speaker 3: Rest animalistic at that moment.
Speaker 1: Right, nobody would like it. It's nobody people.
Speaker 5: People would fear you, though you would acquire fear, maybe
Speaker 5: you wouldn't. You wouldn't be like champion.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the Star Tang Podcast. It's me Chris, it's
Speaker 4: him Derek, it's him Sweeney.
Speaker 1: Uh. Not a lot to talk about this.
Speaker 6: Week, honestly, nothing at all anyway, Bye, yeah, I see
Speaker 6: you guys. And then that'll be the episode that everybody sees.
Speaker 3: That'll be the free.
Speaker 4: So, man, I don't I don't know where to start
Speaker 4: with this because it's so crazy and we've learned a
Speaker 4: lot since we this, this whole thing with Charlie Kirk happened. Basically,
Speaker 4: we can go basically right when we were done, recording
Speaker 4: for the week, so we're kind of late to it.
Speaker 4: But the benefit of that is we have all the hindsight,
Speaker 4: We have all the developments, all of the leading you know,
Speaker 4: we know who did it, presumably, Yeah, you know, we
Speaker 4: have the text messages that were sent.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah by a Victorian, by a Victorian fucking eighty
Speaker 5: five year olds.
Speaker 3: It's written so weird, man, we have a lot of
Speaker 3: weird I remember, like sing song, he is like, what
Speaker 3: is this?
Speaker 4: I remember I was telling you guys this, like when
Speaker 4: it first happened and he got away, I was like,
Speaker 4: I was like massad or something, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: Like I earnestly thought, because I'm like, how do you
Speaker 4: get away with that? It's a snipe, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean. It's not like some dude with like a
Speaker 4: handgun or whatever. It's a perfect snipe and then he
Speaker 4: just gets away like that to me was like, ohways,
Speaker 4: real did this.
Speaker 5: I didn't know what to expect other than you know,
Speaker 5: professional because after I found out that it was a snipe,
Speaker 5: because like, oh it was it was a high powered rifle.
Speaker 5: What it seemed like to me, especially the way they
Speaker 5: were describing how it got hit. That somebody walked up
Speaker 5: and just shot him in the neck. That's what I
Speaker 5: That's what I assumed.
Speaker 3: So when I first saw because I first saw the
Speaker 3: made a pretty pretty wild tweet when it first happened, but.
Speaker 1: Always wild. It was wild.
Speaker 3: I saw it from a distance and I didn't finished
Speaker 3: the video and then I saw it happen like up.
Speaker 5: Close, like somebody was like like money shot a camera
Speaker 5: angle and they were like this to him and you
Speaker 5: just like pal and I'm like that came from that
Speaker 5: was thrown from Zeus type ship.
Speaker 1: And I was like, whoa, it's brutal. It's a while.
Speaker 1: It's one of the more brutal things I've seen it
Speaker 1: really the internet, because it is so like.
Speaker 3: Even me, I was like, youch dude, that's crazy. And
Speaker 3: I was like, man, you're the live we've got. You're
Speaker 3: the like even me, I was like, yeah, I've seen
Speaker 3: people go. But it's the way his body moved, like look, man,
Speaker 3: it's disturbing. I'm not a fan of Charlie Kirk at all.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think any of us are. Uh.
Speaker 3: I don't like him, Hey man, tough role. You know,
Speaker 3: when you live, when you live a dangerous life, you
Speaker 3: make you get dangerous awards unfortunately, but that was a
Speaker 3: rough thing to watch.
Speaker 4: That was like, yeah, yeah, it goes without saying that,
Speaker 4: like this is not a good thing at all. You know,
Speaker 4: I would get you any reasonable person, any any reasonable
Speaker 4: person wouldn't support this. The guy, dude, the dude, the
Speaker 4: dude in the audience who was cheering as it happened.
Speaker 4: To me is like, that is a disturbed fucking person.
Speaker 4: That is crazy to me. That like that, that somebody
Speaker 4: would react that way in that in that moment, in
Speaker 4: real time crazy.
Speaker 3: That's that's like writing a bad guy, like, hey, write
Speaker 3: a bad guy like that guy's that guy's clearly a villain,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 5: I like he might be villainous on the right side,
Speaker 5: but that guy's a I don't know.
Speaker 1: Look, my thing is get turned off and seems someone
Speaker 1: get turned off.
Speaker 5: But the thing is I think about like because I
Speaker 5: don't don't I wouldn't one v one or one to
Speaker 5: one like.
Speaker 1: Say, oh, Charlie Kirk's like Hitler or something.
Speaker 5: But I'd say we use Hitler as an example of
Speaker 5: if you saw him got Swiss cheese, knowing the shit
Speaker 5: that he's been doing, like a lot of natives to
Speaker 5: Germany did know. There's a lot of them that didn't know,
Speaker 5: and they did know, and the ones that did know,
Speaker 5: and if they saw that happen and understood that under fascism,
Speaker 5: their country was fucking sucking, you know, they might be like,
Speaker 5: oh sweet, you know, and there's gonna be some people
Speaker 5: that are gonna.
Speaker 1: Be like, oh, how dare you?
Speaker 5: He's still a human and all that the same stuff
Speaker 5: that we're experiencing right now. Yeah, I just think that
Speaker 5: in the moment, it's just like that's a wild Like I.
Speaker 3: Feel like, like.
Speaker 5: Exactly what I mean, I know that the average person
Speaker 5: doesn't have any reason to feel that amount of disdain
Speaker 5: because we're so disconnected from like the horrors of like
Speaker 5: a real in real time fascist regime or a dictatorial
Speaker 5: or theocricy or.
Speaker 1: Whatever crushing people.
Speaker 5: And then like the way that they treated Mussolini was
Speaker 5: fucking crazy. It is, but a lot of those people
Speaker 5: under Mussolini's fascism hated his guts, you know, like.
Speaker 3: They a lot of wide celebration. They they dragged him,
Speaker 3: they took him to different places. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: they were having a ball.
Speaker 5: Now again again, I want to be very clear, like
Speaker 5: I'm I'm not saying and of course I hate that,
Speaker 5: but like it's I'm trying to say, I'm I can't.
Speaker 5: I can't pretend like everybody that would have the sort
Speaker 5: of response in general to violence like that is like
Speaker 5: there's no reason to ever feel celebratory or so.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying. I mean people were doing that with
Speaker 1: and ship. Yeah, like so like it obviously depends, it
Speaker 1: depends on who it is. The people thought been Laden
Speaker 1: and he killed thousands of people in the United States,
Speaker 1: so obviously confirmed dead. There was literally celebrations and fireworks.
Speaker 1: I remember people dancing outside of the White House and stuff,
Speaker 1: and I remember they heard that SpongeBob especially remember that.
Speaker 5: Did they I don't know special I know they didn't did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was it was it was SpongeBob dancing on
Speaker 1: I didn't know that SpongeBob dancing on the course of
Speaker 1: it a lot. And he was saying f is for
Speaker 1: friends who do stuff together, use for you and me,
Speaker 1: and is for.
Speaker 5: No more, no more, like just the actual Plankton version.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, it would just be the plan version
Speaker 1: of that song.
Speaker 3: The fire, uranium bump things, the thing that's bothered me
Speaker 3: the most out of it.
Speaker 1: Is, can I say one thing to there was dude,
Speaker 1: you had a lot of people being like your timpoole
Speaker 1: was like I have a source that says Charlie stable
Speaker 1: cat brother, like who were you like any if you
Speaker 1: see that video? And I think people should watch that video. Actually,
Speaker 1: I think people should see.
Speaker 4: These things happen to just like understand what it means.
Speaker 4: Like when you said, I feel like when you see oh,
Speaker 4: like ten dead in school shooting or whatever, or like
Speaker 4: you know so and so, I think I feel like
Speaker 4: there's like an abstract action that makes people like not
Speaker 4: care or like it makes you like whatever. I think
Speaker 4: if you see it, it's more visceral and like people
Speaker 4: actually like attach meaning to like what that number means.
Speaker 1: If the kids, I think you should see it.
Speaker 3: If children's parents maybe saw.
Speaker 4: Maybe no no no, maybe maybe they shouldnt wheel it
Speaker 4: into like first understand.
Speaker 1: But if it's like like one to like let go
Speaker 1: like all right, sorry you got you can't finish. You're
Speaker 1: trying to finish, so like somebody go he's gay though
Speaker 1: that is true. I know gay people have a lot
Speaker 1: hard time not interrupting people. I know that go go hurt.
Speaker 1: Hurry up, not gay, hurry up, say your piece.
Speaker 5: I'm not gay.
Speaker 1: I think one more thing.
Speaker 3: I think if children's like I think if a lot
Speaker 3: of parents really saw the monstrous things.
Speaker 5: Because obviously I'm detached because I don't have children. I
Speaker 5: have a nephew that I'm very close to, but I
Speaker 5: have children. I don't have children.
Speaker 3: So for me, even if we saw the horrors that
Speaker 3: happened to these children, gun laws would be passed immediately.
Speaker 3: They'd be like a unanimous like, we gotta do something
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: At the very least, people would care more.
Speaker 3: I think I think the maths would change their mind
Speaker 3: if they saw it.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 3: I think I think if they were reviewed, if they
Speaker 3: were exposed to it. Same thing with like people that
Speaker 3: are like exposed to gun violence in their communities, they're like, no,
Speaker 3: get rid.
Speaker 1: Of this ship. Is this crazy?
Speaker 3: But it's like it's a detached thing. And I think
Speaker 3: that's what happened. That's what's happening right now to a
Speaker 3: lot of people. A lot of people, uh even the
Speaker 3: count great creator space US. A lot of people that
Speaker 3: are creators that are out here like it shouldn't happen anybody.
Speaker 3: They're saying that because they're afraid for their lives. Now
Speaker 3: it's become a real fear to them political violence, which
Speaker 3: it shouldn't which it shouldn't be a fear to anybody. Unreally,
Speaker 3: actually it shouldn't be a fear to anybody.
Speaker 1: Would be nice.
Speaker 3: But the problem is that now that a lot of
Speaker 3: people are like he was a Christian, that they're they're
Speaker 3: doing dick sucking because they don't want day.
Speaker 1: They don't want political violence.
Speaker 3: You can is why, and it's it's and it's fair,
Speaker 3: it is fair. It just bothers me that I never
Speaker 3: saw a lot of people say anything about the tragedies
Speaker 3: have been happening, like one happened today, One happened today,
Speaker 3: and no one's saying.
Speaker 4: There was a shooting at a homlessen campent now suspiciously
Speaker 4: close to Look. I'm not saying this is this guy's
Speaker 4: fault or whatever, but some guy on Fox News, I
Speaker 4: think Brian Kilmeade was like, uh, we should execute mentally
Speaker 4: ill homeless people.
Speaker 1: And then literally, I think.
Speaker 4: Like maybe twenty four hours later, I shoot it, like
Speaker 4: shoot I think two separate shootings. I'm not super sure
Speaker 4: you can you can look that up, but like there
Speaker 4: was a shooting at a homeless encampment like a day later.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's connected.
Speaker 4: I think it's like just like honestly, I just think
Speaker 4: it's like wild timing, horrible, like they're shit like this
Speaker 4: happening all the time. And what I want to like
Speaker 4: instill is that like every single thing, every single thing
Speaker 4: that you hear about when you hear this happening, if
Speaker 4: it's like ten times, that's ten videos of Charlie Carr cambining,
Speaker 4: I want that to like instill, you know, because it's
Speaker 4: fucking crazy. But the point the reason I wanted to
Speaker 4: bring that up is because like, bro, who are your sources?
Speaker 4: First off, they're telling you he's stable.
Speaker 1: Anybody who saw anybody who saw that video he's done
Speaker 1: before he's.
Speaker 3: On that had to be there. Someone had to be
Speaker 3: there immediately with a bag for transfusion.
Speaker 1: I don't even think that would like he's cooked, like
Speaker 1: he was cooked.
Speaker 3: I think it's it's it would take. It would take
Speaker 3: like genuinely a miracle and you know that guy.
Speaker 1: I would take a genie dude, a g.
Speaker 5: That's good, not like like a typical like he saved
Speaker 5: his life, but he died ten minutes later, and it's like,
Speaker 5: why would you do that?
Speaker 1: Yea not a d I Genie. Yeah, not g not
Speaker 1: a d Will Smith Genie.
Speaker 5: No I was Oh man, dude, this is this whole
Speaker 5: watching everything unfold online because it really is just online.
Speaker 5: Because if you talk to people in person that are
Speaker 5: detached from uh, the new mainstream media, which is podcasters essentially, Yeah,
Speaker 5: they they don't know much about Charlie Kirk. So they're
Speaker 5: just like, oh man, what a shame a Christian father died.
Speaker 5: And to those people, I have nothing to say to them.
Speaker 5: They don't know any better. They're ignorant to all this stuff.
Speaker 5: There's all the podcasters that are not ignorant to it
Speaker 5: that that are trying to whitewash him.
Speaker 1: And I expected all this to happen, of course, right.
Speaker 5: The only thing that I tried to do the first
Speaker 5: thing that I thought, because yes, I could have been facetious,
Speaker 5: I could have been edgy and stuff like that, but
Speaker 5: I reverted back to my original roots. Is everything that
Speaker 5: I want in life is unity and people coming together.
Speaker 5: It's what my favorite music is like in the hardcore genre,
Speaker 5: where it's all about brother and sisterhood. PMA, positivental attitude,
Speaker 5: all of that type of shit.
Speaker 1: Justice. You know, love I've talked about.
Speaker 5: I shared my favorite lyrics and stuff and all I
Speaker 5: was trying to say to people the first time, and
Speaker 5: a lot of people were thankful, which made me feel decent.
Speaker 5: That was like, bro to the Tim Pooles or anybody
Speaker 5: that were jumping to conclusions, like the Jesse Waters, anyone
Speaker 5: that was already before we even knew who the fucking
Speaker 5: guy was. They didn't even have a picture of him yet. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and they were already saying it's the left, it's wartime.
Speaker 5: There are dozens and dozens of tweets compiled together of
Speaker 5: a bunch of people on the right.
Speaker 1: Causing calling for war.
Speaker 5: And I was like, bro, if anybody's doing that, if
Speaker 5: anybody's already made up their mind, I'm like, bro, even
Speaker 5: if you're a conservative, just don't follow those people.
Speaker 1: Stop watching them. Yeah, go watch a person that.
Speaker 5: And you know, there's because there are some good Christian
Speaker 5: conservatives out there that are like, yeah, I respect to
Speaker 5: Charlie Kirk because you know, obviously they like the same
Speaker 5: religious stuff, they like the same they all like the
Speaker 5: same shit. That's a problem on its own but like
Speaker 5: they're not calling for violence or they're not pinning it
Speaker 5: on someone immediately. And I'm like, oh, listen to that shit. Yeah,
Speaker 5: everybody else they are opportunists, they're grifters. They only care
Speaker 5: about stoking the flames of division. They don't get a
Speaker 5: fuck about unity because division it makes big bucks, right,
Speaker 5: that's how you maximize profits. Just putting that out there, yeah,
Speaker 5: just wanting people to understand that, like they thrive off
Speaker 5: of this.
Speaker 1: If it bleeds, it leads.
Speaker 5: And so that's the thing that was making me so upset.
Speaker 5: And the only thing that really truly upset me was
Speaker 5: during I was watching noch UFC. They always do it
Speaker 5: around them. They always have a Mexican celebration thing in
Speaker 5: September for a UFC, and I have to see a murle, like,
Speaker 5: you know, an immemorialm to Charlie Kirk and in the thing,
Speaker 5: and I actually had a deep pit of like just
Speaker 5: disgusted in my stomach. And this is from people don't
Speaker 5: to the people that maybe not know Charlie Kirk, right,
Speaker 5: just just on the surface. We don't need to deep dive.
Speaker 5: But there are two major things that make me detest
Speaker 5: his character is that number one, he uses the Old
Speaker 5: Testament as the guys to hate people, even though right
Speaker 5: he uses there I know plenty of Christians, like there's
Speaker 5: a pastor that was going hard in the pain on
Speaker 5: Charlie Kirk. Right now, it's a vibe, it's really good,
Speaker 5: but like there are people that don't use it as
Speaker 5: a guys to hate people. And so he does Leviticus Deuteronomy,
Speaker 5: and then other people will bring up like he's lost
Speaker 5: in debate. Hey, why don't you feel a certain way
Speaker 5: about people working on the sabbath or eating pork? Those
Speaker 5: people should be put to death too. Why do you
Speaker 5: only want to put gaze and trans people to death?
Speaker 5: Why are you picking and choosing? And so I hate that,
Speaker 5: And then also I hate that he clearly thinks lesser
Speaker 5: of black people, like he says they'd be better off
Speaker 5: during Jim Crow. That is an objective thing that he's
Speaker 5: talked about, and he was like, you, why were you
Speaker 5: guys living better? You know, like he thinks we were
Speaker 5: living better because statistically.
Speaker 1: That he just this.
Speaker 5: Weasley shit to say, because anybody nobody would use try
Speaker 5: to use as like, let's put it this way. Let's
Speaker 5: say your daughter, you have a daughter, she gets kidnapped,
Speaker 5: she is getting brutalized for like a month or something,
Speaker 5: but the rapist kidnapper also keeps her learned, keeps her
Speaker 5: fucking thriving in school, and she actually gets better, she
Speaker 5: gets smarter. And then would you ever go like, you know,
Speaker 5: she gets out and she escapes and be like, you know,
Speaker 5: that was a horrible time, but she she she was
Speaker 5: doing much better mentally. She actually she got smarter and like.
Speaker 1: She learned the Pythagorean theorem.
Speaker 5: So you would be like, wait, are you trying to
Speaker 5: justify her capture and and brutalization or rape? Are you
Speaker 5: trying to justify that to say that there was some
Speaker 5: positives that you would never do that obviously that is
Speaker 5: what a psychotic person would do. And so trying to
Speaker 5: do this dance that oh, blacks were doing better under
Speaker 5: Jim Crow when they were less than a human, when
Speaker 5: they didn't have the equal rights is insane to me.
Speaker 5: And my point about the UFC thing, why it actually
Speaker 5: deeply hurt me, was that like, this is a person
Speaker 5: that thinks I'm lesser than that would be afraid if
Speaker 5: I happened to be his pilot on a plane. Because
Speaker 5: he thinks is this person qualified, even though that's not.
Speaker 1: How de I works. Now, everybody's qualifying.
Speaker 3: The thing, the thing, the thing about me that bothers
Speaker 3: me the most about him is bad faith arguments.
Speaker 5: You know, well, I kind of kind of finished my
Speaker 5: train of thought because just before I just want people
Speaker 5: to understand that, like, because I think there's many people
Speaker 5: and I had I talked to like about two people
Speaker 5: specifically about this because they didn't deeply understand, and they
Speaker 5: didn't understand that that shit hurt me, like seeing him
Speaker 5: immemorial and then flags being raised for somebody who believes
Speaker 5: these things that want gays and trans people murdered, that
Speaker 5: thinks gay.
Speaker 1: Should be stone. He calls it God's perfect law, like
Speaker 1: he this is what he perfect law. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I have gay and trans friends.
Speaker 5: I don't think they should be killed. I don't think
Speaker 5: I'm less than a human. I don't think people that
Speaker 5: look like me are. And so when I'm seeing this
Speaker 5: guy celebrate only him only.
Speaker 1: Yeah's content of your character and everything.
Speaker 3: I'm just relatively nefarious guy, but like yeah, but like
Speaker 3: I I just all I tried to do is really
Speaker 3: hammer hone to people that like I was like, you do.
Speaker 5: This is why even though I'm not one of those
Speaker 5: people that are celebrating, because I wish that we lived
Speaker 5: in a fake utopian society where we ascended political violence.
Speaker 5: You can't have a Second Amendment and not be for
Speaker 5: political violence. First of all, that's what the Second Amendments for.
Speaker 5: So the fact that people are saying that they detest
Speaker 5: political violence all this stuff, no they don't. They that
Speaker 5: is literally what they're using the Second Man for. And
Speaker 5: even though they didn't use it during Jay six, they
Speaker 5: didn't bring their guns and ship where apparently that was
Speaker 5: the tyrannical government that sold the election. So they are
Speaker 5: about nothing. Point being that I wish we live in
Speaker 5: a world where we didn't need that, we could be
Speaker 5: like Australia. More that they're like, we had this horrible
Speaker 5: gun violence. It's over, brother, we're gonna we're gonna crack
Speaker 5: down on the ship. And they're all living happier and
Speaker 5: they're one of the best societies on this fucking planet.
Speaker 1: They have spiders that rape you, though I will I
Speaker 1: will take I will fight a spider instead of fighting
Speaker 1: a gun shot you as well, I think, so.
Speaker 5: They have spider guns. I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: The ship spider guns, I forgot about that. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 4: The thing to me is just like I just don't
Speaker 4: believe that there's many outside of his like outside of
Speaker 4: him being like a religious guy. I don't know if
Speaker 4: I saw any real conviction out of the guy that
Speaker 4: was like authentic and that to me. That to me,
Speaker 4: that's all I know about Arlie Cark is how many
Speaker 4: times I've seen him like just completely flip flop on
Speaker 4: an issue based on like how politically expedient it was.
Speaker 4: There was obviously one that rains strew in my head
Speaker 4: or the one that I remember most was like a
Speaker 4: TikTok band was like it was all about getting rid
Speaker 4: of TikTok. He was all about it, and then immediately
Speaker 4: when it became like the right wing position to save it,
Speaker 4: he was like Trump is saving TikTok. Remember this, And
Speaker 4: it's like, Oh, you don't really believe anything, Like you're
Speaker 4: not with.
Speaker 3: The files similar files. You fucking flip flopped about that shit.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, don't even get that. That's by the way,
Speaker 1: still waiting already.
Speaker 3: It's like insane.
Speaker 1: It's they moved her to like a nice prison.
Speaker 5: She's in the minimum, she's in what you call club fed,
Speaker 5: where she's just chilling. She's playing BATCHI ball, having a
Speaker 5: great time with.
Speaker 1: Like one of the people from like The Real Housewives
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, actually, dude, it's so fucking obvious that, uh,
Speaker 5: you know, if Trump does decide not to run, because
Speaker 5: I keep saying I've said this from the beginning, it's
Speaker 5: a toss up fifty to fifty chance.
Speaker 1: Either he's gonna not run.
Speaker 5: Because maybe he just dies of old age or whatever happens,
Speaker 5: or he decides he's like I just don't want to
Speaker 5: do it anymore. Or he's setting up, he's doing construction,
Speaker 5: he's doing all these things to stay longer. You don't
Speaker 5: build up the palace if you're gonna fucking bounce. So
Speaker 5: he might go and circumvent the twenty second Amendment, you know,
Speaker 5: which I why why would he not when he has
Speaker 5: the Supreme Court stacked right like so they can easily
Speaker 5: just find a way to change an amendment, because you
Speaker 5: can change an amendment.
Speaker 1: Guys, that's how they work.
Speaker 3: That's that's what the word means.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of people that's where like, oh, we
Speaker 5: need to keep this uh again, Charlie Kirk said the
Speaker 5: same thing. He's talking about gun violence, like it's worth
Speaker 5: it to preserve the to the second Amendment, to preserve
Speaker 5: our god David rights, my brother and a god given
Speaker 5: right because it was an amendment.
Speaker 4: There's such a tragic there's there's such a tragic irony
Speaker 4: to it, man like just unfortunately, just objectively, the whole
Speaker 4: thing him him wearing a shirt that says freedom as
Speaker 4: he's gunned down, he bleeds all over it under.
Speaker 1: A sign that says like what did it say, like
Speaker 1: prove me wrong or something.
Speaker 4: I'm just like, bro this while he's saying arguing four guns,
Speaker 4: and the last thing he says is gang violent. Like
Speaker 4: it's like the whole thing, like it actually feels really
Speaker 4: on the nose, like if you wrote it this way,
Speaker 4: you'd be like, this is so unreal. This is ridiculous.
Speaker 4: This it's it's almost like what is it the Jesus
Speaker 4: moments and Man of Steel where he's like he's clearly
Speaker 4: you know, and he's like sitting in front of a
Speaker 4: picture of Jesus as he's like doing and I'm just like, brother,
Speaker 4: like we.
Speaker 1: Get it, Like we get it.
Speaker 5: Feels a bit much easy trope to connect, like when
Speaker 5: you feel like you want to connect with Middle America,
Speaker 5: put in the allegories that are that stare you in
Speaker 5: the face, that make you kind of cringe.
Speaker 4: It's just so wid like everything about it feels fake.
Speaker 4: And then like I mean not to say it's fair.
Speaker 4: I'm not Alex Jones here saying it didn't have it.
Speaker 4: Obviously it have, but there's many angles. You know, it's
Speaker 4: not about whether it happened or not. Like a lot
Speaker 4: of times people will go ahead, can you finish your point?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: No, I just I just think it's I don't know,
Speaker 4: it's just such a it's a fucking crazy thing. I
Speaker 4: don't really I'm not sure I believe really anything that's
Speaker 4: coming out about this yet. It just kind of feels weird,
Speaker 4: like that those text messages. If anybody's curious read the
Speaker 4: text messages that they supposedly got out of this guy
Speaker 4: who who shot him, they're just just do it. Actually,
Speaker 4: I'm not even gonna poison you. It's just crazy to
Speaker 4: me that anybody would believe that that's like a legitimate
Speaker 4: like if that's a legitimate text message, like, what the fuck.
Speaker 1: Is this person?
Speaker 3: I so my my clothes, my.
Speaker 4: Love, I'm about to dispose of my evidence. Now these
Speaker 4: are my coordinates. It's so crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It makes it hard to believe for me.
Speaker 3: My my closing statement is the big problem I've ran
Speaker 3: into an Internet is the idea that people the uh,
Speaker 3: the perceived forced empathy. That's the part where I'm people
Speaker 3: are trying to force people like but he was a
Speaker 3: father to feel Yeah, that's cannot understand it. I cannot
Speaker 3: feel for a person who I think is an evil
Speaker 3: person genuinely, like truly genuinely. That's not like a written
Speaker 3: bad guy with some sort of tragic story. He was
Speaker 3: a piece of shit person. He did not believe in
Speaker 3: ecal rights for humanity and people. He did not he
Speaker 3: did not speak of like a truly like people trying
Speaker 3: to whitewash like. He was a guy that that was
Speaker 3: very moderate, like he had some fun. He wanted people killed,
Speaker 3: he wanted people stoned.
Speaker 1: What do you like?
Speaker 3: What are you talking about? He was just ingenuous to
Speaker 3: Muslim people all over the Middle East like he was.
Speaker 3: He was not a good person, and I cannot feel
Speaker 3: for that guy.
Speaker 1: He jokes about.
Speaker 5: Palestine, Yeah, like repeatedly he he would he he bashed
Speaker 5: empathy as a concept like this guy he.
Speaker 1: I saw people like I brought that up to people
Speaker 1: and they were like, oh, you should read the whole
Speaker 1: and the whole. Quote's even crazier because like he's like
Speaker 1: he's saying like, oh, I don't know. I don't like
Speaker 1: the word empathy. It's like it's a new age thing.
Speaker 1: I think it does damage. I prefer sympathy because empathy
Speaker 1: is you trying to feel someone's someone else's pain, and
Speaker 1: sympathy is like I don't know something else, but I'm
Speaker 1: just like I don't have to try.
Speaker 3: I don't have to.
Speaker 4: So they're not the same thing quite literally, like literally
Speaker 4: separate concepts for a reason. So like I don't know, man,
Speaker 4: it's I I feel bad for his kids, really, that's
Speaker 4: to me, and like the people who knew him, who
Speaker 4: like interpersonally, I don't know, man, like that sucks, especially
Speaker 4: like from a I understand what that does to a kid.
Speaker 4: That's a crazy fucking like they're fucked, you know. In
Speaker 4: my opinion, the just end would have been he grows
Speaker 4: old and his kids slowly cut him off, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean, Like that's justice in my view.
Speaker 1: That because that's what happened. Happens, Like, that's what happens.
Speaker 1: Don't like him.
Speaker 5: There's a I just watched a documentary on a guy
Speaker 5: that's like it's it's like the this I wish I
Speaker 5: remembered his name, but this Danish guy he made a
Speaker 5: it was like the Faces of Hate, Like it's like
Speaker 5: a real life American History X and uh, it's doing
Speaker 5: really well on YouTube. And I was talking to that
Speaker 5: guy briefly and the guy that he was like extremist,
Speaker 5: white supremacist blah blah blah, this you know, had all
Speaker 5: these guns and of course FBI prison. All this shit
Speaker 5: happened comes out as reformed. If you've seen American History Act,
Speaker 5: that has a lot of the similar beats. But like
Speaker 5: this guy, his his his kids, like specifically one of
Speaker 5: his daughters and stuff like obviously hated him. His older
Speaker 5: son wanted nothing to do with them, and he specifically
Speaker 5: changed because he's like, I losing my family and it's
Speaker 5: the only thing, especially to these white fucking fourteen words idiots,
Speaker 5: all they care about his family. So then he was like,
Speaker 5: oh shit, my family aren't retarded like me. I need
Speaker 5: to and say if that happens. Sometimes a lot of
Speaker 5: times it works. It's not working for Elon Musk. He's
Speaker 5: going the opposite direction because he's a fucking psychotic because
Speaker 5: he's coming down on transpeople way harder since then. But like, uh,
Speaker 5: but typically in a normal setting, yes, you would want
Speaker 5: Charlie Kirk. Look, it's like it's like, bro, if common
Speaker 5: sense gun laws not just giving everybody high powered to everything,
Speaker 5: that Utah has the most lax gun laws in the country,
Speaker 5: Like so you can just anyone can just get anything,
Speaker 5: like just go to Utah right now and let's go
Speaker 5: buy some shit.
Speaker 1: And then it's it's fucking crazy and I hate it.
Speaker 5: And if we had common sense shit, you sometimes people
Speaker 5: want to talk about Look at Switzerland.
Speaker 1: Look they have all these guns.
Speaker 5: I'm like, yeah, it's heavily regulated. They have a culture,
Speaker 5: they have a gun culture, heavily regulated. All fucking government
Speaker 5: uh register every like they know where all the guns
Speaker 5: are and they take care. And it's not just NRA
Speaker 5: and other fucking groups that are just causing people to
Speaker 5: strip things back because you know, politicians are getting paid
Speaker 5: tens of millions of dollars and unfortunately we see online
Speaker 5: that people claim to understand this. In polls, overwhelmingly they
Speaker 5: say they want in the seventeen percent of out like,
Speaker 5: we need commentsence gun laws.
Speaker 1: But then they still don't do.
Speaker 5: What we ask and unfortunately nothing's changing. And the same
Speaker 5: thing's happening with this subject. You're seeing nobody wants political
Speaker 5: violence to happen. The fucking the online is not a
Speaker 5: real representation of real life. When you see all those
Speaker 5: people on the right, they're talking a big game.
Speaker 1: Again.
Speaker 5: They didn't bring their guns at Jay six, yea, they
Speaker 5: talking a big game. The vast majority of those people
Speaker 5: that are saying civil war wouldn't do shit. They're being
Speaker 5: terrible grifters, stoking the flames of division, and that's it.
Speaker 5: But like most people don't want to be shot. Most
Speaker 5: people want to come together and they want things better.
Speaker 5: They want health care and all that stuff. And so
Speaker 5: I think all of those people that are trying to
Speaker 5: get people fired, even though they were mad when like
Speaker 5: oh fucking Colin got you know, they're fucking with him
Speaker 5: for making a tweet or it's you know, these are
Speaker 5: the same people that were mad at people getting fired
Speaker 5: for political opinions and all this stuff. Now they're celebrating
Speaker 5: it's a glomer all of them. You know, it's obnoxious
Speaker 5: specifically too, because it's like, look as if I was
Speaker 5: like the head of a company, right and I saw
Speaker 5: and I saw my like, I don't know, an employee
Speaker 5: do it a TikTok dance on the day of an assassination.
Speaker 4: I probably like logically, I was like, ah, I don't
Speaker 4: know if I necessarily would not fire that person. That's
Speaker 4: like reasonable, I think on some level. But to me,
Speaker 4: like bro, like even Charlie like would say, like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: even hate speech is free speech. You know what are
Speaker 4: you Like he's.
Speaker 5: Dining tweets about it, keep America free exactly, talking about
Speaker 5: the First Amendment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's joked. I don't know, man, he's joked
Speaker 4: about Palestine. We've so many, dude, we've joked. We've joked
Speaker 4: about We've joked about damn near everything. The submarine the
Speaker 4: day that happened. Absolutely, yeah, we were like cracking the
Speaker 4: fucking about. So like the people who are like getting
Speaker 4: like weirdly like on the moral crusis like, oh, don't
Speaker 4: make a joke or whatever about this. I'm like, brother, Like,
Speaker 4: first of all, there's a difference between a joke about
Speaker 4: something and a celebration of something.
Speaker 1: If there wasn't, your favorite comedians would be associabaths and
Speaker 1: it would be in jail today, right literally, So like,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: That to me was wild. Yeah, it's dark humor. They
Speaker 5: they want to selectively act like they don't know what
Speaker 5: dark humor is.
Speaker 1: You didn't say the N word.
Speaker 4: It a black person who died on the street, so
Speaker 4: it doesn't it doesn't register as dark humor to me. Actually,
Speaker 4: it just kind of it sounds mean, Yeah.
Speaker 3: This person looks like me, So now what's the problem. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this person is this person big.
Speaker 5: The most of it is a parasocial relationships though, because
Speaker 5: you see it happening online so heavily. These people that
Speaker 5: idolized him, that felt some sort of connection, they're upset.
Speaker 5: That's why people ask them, Hey, did you feel any
Speaker 5: sort of emotion at all when the Democratic legislators got assassinated,
Speaker 5: you know, by Trump supporter in Minnesota earlier this year?
Speaker 5: Did you feel anything thirteen weeks ago, by the way, Yeah,
Speaker 5: did you feel anything at all? Did you have any
Speaker 5: thoughts or prayers, any condolence? Did you have any And
Speaker 5: of course not, I'm being rhetorical, and then the biggest
Speaker 5: one we all in real time.
Speaker 1: Go look up the tweets right now of people laughing
Speaker 1: about Paul Pelosi getting smashed by hammer, literally, especially because
Speaker 1: he was pantsless.
Speaker 5: The President's son, the President, the Almighty Kirk himself was like, hey,
Speaker 5: some patriot should bail this guy out and ask some
Speaker 5: questions because alluding to they think this was Paul Pelosi's
Speaker 5: gay lover because he didn't have his pants on him, like, nigga,
Speaker 5: I never have pants on at home. First, I literally
Speaker 5: never had pants on at home.
Speaker 1: It was funny, like I am not that's that's you know, saying,
Speaker 1: I am not condemning people that laugh. I'm saying, hey, motherfucker,
Speaker 1: I saw you people making jokes. Why is it not okay?
Speaker 1: Now I know why.
Speaker 3: That's the problem. It's biasing, it's it's.
Speaker 5: It's freak, don't care about Paul Pelosi, but a care
Speaker 5: about Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 3: It's insane, it's it's I don't know, man, it it
Speaker 3: I think all in all, this is all just shown
Speaker 3: me how how further further farther people can just fucking fall,
Speaker 3: just fall further into this this wormhole of ridiculousness where
Speaker 3: even like I can I can look back at me
Speaker 3: tweeting l and being like that was that was too far,
Speaker 3: that was too far, that was too hasted me to
Speaker 3: do that, I think at the end of the days.
Speaker 3: But as I hate him and I I hate him,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna stop there. I hate this man. That's still
Speaker 3: like human?
Speaker 5: Can I ask you, do you when you reflected on
Speaker 5: that and feeling like it was too far?
Speaker 1: Like what made you come to.
Speaker 5: That conclusion just seeing him die, like oh when you
Speaker 5: actually saw it, like seeing the way it happens, seen
Speaker 5: it happened, and me remembering like igniting, like that's the
Speaker 5: fucking human.
Speaker 4: That's the point though, That's what I was saying. It's like, dude,
Speaker 4: the video makes it real.
Speaker 5: It's like it's it's it's it's seeing it, you know,
Speaker 5: because it's it's when whenever I've watched a bunch of
Speaker 5: stupid lively things, but I've never seen it and they're
Speaker 5: not in four K.
Speaker 3: They're not in hyper like like realistic, they're not someone
Speaker 3: like it's not like the the detachment is not there,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm wy.
Speaker 1: It's it's like it's normally like like you in a.
Speaker 3: Lot, and I've seen this figure. I've seen this person
Speaker 3: more than once.
Speaker 5: I think is very different.
Speaker 3: That is, I wished upon him plenty of times. But
Speaker 3: like I know, I he's still a fucking person. You know,
Speaker 3: he's still a fucking person. He still has kids. Yeah,
Speaker 3: those are going to perfect A perfect life, A perfect
Speaker 3: life would have been. Yeah, this happy he survives in
Speaker 3: and being like, hey, maybe guns are a little too crazy.
Speaker 3: The sad thing to be perfect.
Speaker 1: The saddest thing.
Speaker 4: The saddest thing really is that like there's now there's
Speaker 4: like I'm I don't know, man, I grew up with
Speaker 4: kind of the same ship that you grew up with,
Speaker 4: where like I grew up with like Spider Man and shit,
Speaker 4: and I'm just like, man, I wish you had the
Speaker 4: chance to change. Yeah, And oh, well, you know it's sad.
Speaker 4: I think they take away from this and we'll move
Speaker 4: on to questions. I guess, because it's really the only
Speaker 4: thing that happened except for like the many many other shootings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're violence.
Speaker 5: Violence found in a tree into swing.
Speaker 1: They did linld Swing. They did lynch a black student.
Speaker 5: Oh someone did, but I don't know anything else about it.
Speaker 1: But I didn't see it, so like whatever kind of he.
Speaker 3: Couldn't he didn't say he was Christian, he didn't he
Speaker 3: didn't have he didn't have these wonderful values that stand
Speaker 3: by hold on.
Speaker 1: I didn't see it, so like genuinely, like who cares?
Speaker 5: Life goes on exactly? Well, look at so I'm somebody, Yeah,
Speaker 5: we'll ended after this. I'm someone who's I've been paying
Speaker 5: attention to Geopolgics for about like twenty years now, and
Speaker 5: I've seen way too many bodies exploded, not lively stuff
Speaker 5: because i know it's like more entertainment type stuff, and
Speaker 5: I'm like, to each its own me, it was like
Speaker 5: I need to see this stuff to understand what's happening.
Speaker 5: It's like what happened to the tide of the Vietnam War. Yeah,
Speaker 5: So basically I'm talking about post mission accomplishment stuff and
Speaker 5: then the Arab Spring stuff like that, with the Muslim
Speaker 5: Brotherhood coming up, and then seeing the war in Israel Palestine,
Speaker 5: seeing some stuff.
Speaker 1: In Russia and Ukraine.
Speaker 5: Although that's a little bit more second and first world,
Speaker 5: so I kind of I care more about the bottom
Speaker 5: third world that literally can barely defend themselves being massively
Speaker 5: slaughtered and ethnically cleansed and and genocided.
Speaker 1: So I see all this stuff and I.
Speaker 5: Have some images burned into my brain, and I know
Speaker 5: people get very upset if you try to share in
Speaker 5: that stuff. Same with veganism. You show people the extreme stuff.
Speaker 5: But I think it is very important to watch some
Speaker 5: of this stuff, see some of the stories, some of
Speaker 5: the audio do even some of the emergency calls where
Speaker 5: people are getting killed.
Speaker 1: It's crude, it is It haunts you, it literally, and
Speaker 1: it should.
Speaker 5: And so the people that changed their minds or at
Speaker 5: least they felt empathy when they saw the Charlie Kirk video,
Speaker 5: that's what we want for all the other stuff.
Speaker 1: So you can understand that.
Speaker 5: It's like, we need to stop funding all of this
Speaker 5: political violence across the world. And that's like, and stop
Speaker 5: thinking that it's us versus them, it's brown people, it's
Speaker 5: Western versus East versus Western, because none of that shit
Speaker 5: matters do We're all fucking people, and we're all relatively
Speaker 5: poor to a handful of people that are insanely rich,
Speaker 5: and they're doing a wonderful job keeping us very poor
Speaker 5: by continuing to have differences between us, because none of
Speaker 5: that ship fucking matters at the end of the day, truly,
Speaker 5: truly doesn't.
Speaker 1: It doesn't.
Speaker 3: It doesn't like it. It's it's the fucking argument where
Speaker 3: people people argue this distibish like uh, like professor Mike
Speaker 3: I forgot what his last name is, right, people arguing
Speaker 3: that race is a fucking real.
Speaker 1: Thing, and it's like it's not. It's such a waste.
Speaker 3: Not you're you're the amount to the point that like.
Speaker 1: It is, let's do it. So there's racing games. You're right,
Speaker 1: the concept of a race Crash versus Mario Kart, that
Speaker 1: game would be that game would be so ridiculous. Crash
Speaker 1: Team race realism, that's it's it's it's at the end,
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, you cut somebody open,
Speaker 1: you take a heart out, that heart will be. Of
Speaker 1: course that must exist, right, of course, there's.
Speaker 3: No way it exists that someone else.
Speaker 1: Let's make not confident in that someone.
Speaker 3: Else said that said that.
Speaker 1: I'm actually don't know. I feel like it's like a
Speaker 1: it's like a seventy thirty split.
Speaker 3: Every every Crash Team racing fan is someone that believes
Speaker 3: the race realism. So one hundred they've said it.
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, maybe maybe there's true.
Speaker 4: None of us support the assassination of people who for speaking.
Speaker 4: I think that's pretty fucking clear.
Speaker 1: So, uh, the.
Speaker 3: Person was a galas uh deserved to be I don't know,
Speaker 3: be attacked by a dog maybe.
Speaker 5: But let's work towards no political violence ever.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's utopian, flying car ship. Let's
Speaker 1: work towards it. Though.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately, political violence, uh like resistances the let's see how
Speaker 5: this country was even born with fighting against the king
Speaker 5: because of the inherent violence that we always ensue. It
Speaker 5: is a necessary thing, and I hate that. I wish
Speaker 5: we were past that because that was hundreds of years ago,
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 1: But again, but to read, just to reiterate, we you
Speaker 1: really should look at you should look at videos like this,
Speaker 1: I think genuinelyake. You should look at videos from Palestine
Speaker 1: where like people are turned into like what looks like
Speaker 1: Italian dishes.
Speaker 3: I'll give you some children starving and crying, uh, people
Speaker 3: reaching to the point that now they're gonna develop diabetes
Speaker 3: no matter what they fucking do, because their body cannot
Speaker 3: process sugar any longer. The ARCA, it's insane, It's insane.
Speaker 1: It's the saying that fifty percent of China has diabetes.
Speaker 1: He just keeps saying stuff that makes He's just rambling
Speaker 1: stuff off.
Speaker 5: Do you know what videos when when there was people
Speaker 5: throwing out like stuff outside of the White House. There
Speaker 5: was like a black bag being thrown out the window
Speaker 5: and ship see that and so look.
Speaker 1: At check this out. So the reporters were asking Trump
Speaker 1: about that. We don't know.
Speaker 5: That's the thing. It's very bizarre what that was. It
Speaker 5: seems like they were just exposing of another kashogi or something.
Speaker 5: You know, we remember that dude that got chopped up
Speaker 5: by Saudi Radio a shogi.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, you know you don't remember that.
Speaker 5: No, I mean I know that the fucking reporter because
Speaker 5: he got showg he got he got, he got dismembered
Speaker 5: because he was criticizing the prince. Yeah, he got sawed.
Speaker 1: Prince. He was.
Speaker 8: A he was, ah, yes when you when you metal slug, Yes,
Speaker 8: you told me when you told me that story like
Speaker 8: four years ago, I was like, what do you mean.
Speaker 1: What do you mean that? Everything? Man? And then there's
Speaker 1: sports washing everything. Uh.
Speaker 5: Of course they love Bess and they're always there. I
Speaker 5: mean they're they're doing the box and stuff.
Speaker 1: They just did the canal and all that ship anyway,
Speaker 1: But uh, what I was saying is your hand completely.
Speaker 5: Uh so what I was saying, like, Okay, r F
Speaker 5: K makes up ship. It reminded me what K is doing.
Speaker 5: I think he's just taking from Trump because when that
Speaker 5: when they're throwing the ship out of the window, which
Speaker 5: was probably dead body or something. They asked Trump about
Speaker 5: it and he just off the top of his dome,
Speaker 5: was like, oh man, you can't open those windows. They're
Speaker 5: like so heavy, like you can't, like there's six hundred
Speaker 5: but he just said.
Speaker 1: Ship, they're so heavy. I can't lift him. And I'm
Speaker 1: also sickly and fucking weak.
Speaker 3: But there's war. There's black blotches on my head. I'm
Speaker 3: not a black man, mind.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my face was my face was drooping. What happens
Speaker 5: after a big stroke?
Speaker 1: You know what happened. It always happens after after a
Speaker 1: good game of golf. Gave up golf and Donalds.
Speaker 4: Always weird as fuck of them throwing the ship out
Speaker 4: of the White House window. Video I at first and
Speaker 4: then like some like they were like digital forensics feel
Speaker 4: being like, no, it's a real He.
Speaker 5: Was saying that even Trump was saying it was a I.
Speaker 5: But then the fucking the reporters like no, no, check it out,
Speaker 5: like we we They showed him.
Speaker 3: On the phone and he was like, you're just like
Speaker 3: what the AI uped up up my face for that
Speaker 3: that address I gave and I looked, Uh, I looked weird.
Speaker 1: That seems like a weird thing to do in general,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know that was why did.
Speaker 3: He look like that?
Speaker 1: What weird?
Speaker 3: Charlie Kirk, He looked strange, So it's probably it's probably
Speaker 3: just rendered crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, there's a lot of post processing on it and
Speaker 1: got fucked pretty hard. Especially in Twitter, it looked way worse. Uh.
Speaker 5: Monday pointed this out to me, Matt Jarbo. He was like,
Speaker 5: a check it out on YouTube and it still looks weird,
Speaker 5: but it doesn't have the weird like you know when
Speaker 5: he lifts his hands up and this like warped thing
Speaker 5: happens and his body shifts like he lifts his hands
Speaker 5: and he's like it was like that, and You're like,
Speaker 5: what the fuck was that? It looks so if you
Speaker 5: look at it on Twitter, it's like crazy. Because I
Speaker 5: was like, even so, even after Matt showed me a
Speaker 5: better version, and he told me to see a better version.
Speaker 5: I'm like, this would still drive people insane off. This
Speaker 5: happened no matter what.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, yeah, because they already had the Doppla gangers
Speaker 1: and all the other sh was like, I imagine, I.
Speaker 3: Think clearly he's sickly. I think clearly his.
Speaker 5: Head well, yeah, his time is eighties, time is approaching, eighties,
Speaker 5: very unhealthy, is very large.
Speaker 1: He doesn't eat vegetables. His time is approaching. He got
Speaker 1: even at that age, you gotta eat only vegetables. Water
Speaker 1: that's not even a vegetable, batthands solids. But I think
Speaker 1: I think shows up like you wanted some of these badhands.
Speaker 5: He shakes through the door like the door is closed,
Speaker 5: but vibrate through it.
Speaker 1: You want some hands, all right?
Speaker 3: Later and he goes to ghost underground you again it
Speaker 3: is it is, But I think that video is definitely Yeah.
Speaker 4: I saw videos being like that's a I and I
Speaker 4: looked at it clo and I'm like, that's not like
Speaker 4: there's too many like there's like there's stuff in it.
Speaker 3: I polished.
Speaker 4: There might be like a I like polishing on it,
Speaker 4: But that's a real video. That's like I think there's
Speaker 4: like morph cuts, you know, like when you when you're
Speaker 4: like sure, you do it, but like it's not like
Speaker 4: pure ai Like there's like you can see teleprompter like
Speaker 4: reflections in the window and sh It's like, Okay, this
Speaker 4: is really just looks fucking weird. His shirt looks The
Speaker 4: thing that trips me up about the video on Twitter
Speaker 4: specifically is that his shirt looks like like a three
Speaker 4: sixty unreal engine shirt, Like it looks like Matt's Pain's
Speaker 4: shirt something like it doesn't look real at all.
Speaker 1: He's too still too. It creeps me out.
Speaker 5: He's like like it's like it's like he's flexing but
Speaker 5: you know there's no muscle. But because like it's too
Speaker 5: he's so still, and I'm like, bro, relax.
Speaker 1: What's going on with Charlie.
Speaker 4: They probably directed him to do that because they knew
Speaker 4: that they had to do the morph cuts between ah.
Speaker 4: I would imagine that it's like stay as still as possible,
Speaker 4: mister President. Yeah, okay, you gotta have a concise address.
Speaker 4: And we know, you know, he's probably been like I
Speaker 4: don't even know what happened last thing before we moved on.
Speaker 5: When the reporter, Oh classic Trump, when the reporter asked
Speaker 5: him like, man, like you were really close to Charlie.
Speaker 5: How are you holding up.
Speaker 1: I'm good.
Speaker 5: Actually we just started some new construction.
Speaker 1: It was like.
Speaker 5: I was like, he's asking you about Charlie Kirk and
Speaker 5: he immediately flips it onto himself. Oh, I'm great, we're
Speaker 5: doing construction. I was just like it was it couldn't
Speaker 5: curb your through the enthusiasm type shit. It was just
Speaker 5: wild fucked And then he's at like a baseball or
Speaker 5: football game and he's fucking dancing the next day, and
Speaker 5: ship he's just having a great time.
Speaker 1: Don't know. I'm like, bro, read the fucking country like
Speaker 1: I'm fading fast.
Speaker 5: I guess it's I thought he would be fun while
Speaker 5: you're here.
Speaker 1: I thought he would be a little bit more politically
Speaker 1: shrewd than that.
Speaker 4: I thought he was at least like, oh put in
Speaker 4: put like a face on of like him. Well no,
Speaker 4: but like I guess because it's he seemed more sincere
Speaker 4: about Ruth bider Ginsburg. You know when I have that
Speaker 4: famous video which is an all time video of like that,
Speaker 4: what is it the like there's some song.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's like Paul Simon or what Yeah,
Speaker 1: Blue Jean Baby, and he's like playing in the background
Speaker 1: and he hears about her dying for the first time.
Speaker 1: He's like, wow, you're just telling me this for the
Speaker 1: first time. A courageous woman. Oh, I know who it was.
Speaker 5: It was his his his uh ex wifex it was.
Speaker 1: No, it was when he was finding about about his
Speaker 1: ex wife. Actually, was it? I thought it was Ruth
Speaker 1: Bader Ginsburg.
Speaker 5: No, that was the when his his first wife. I
Speaker 5: don't remember her fucking name something foreignersh it too.
Speaker 1: Really, I gotta like it was like, Wow, I just
Speaker 1: to find out about this for the first time. And
Speaker 1: the song's funny. The yeah, Like, isn't that when he
Speaker 1: was at the airport or something? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that
Speaker 1: was that was about his uh his wife. Oh I
Speaker 1: could let me, let me, let me verify that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I could have sworn it was he was finds out
Speaker 1: about x wye death death. Let me do Yeah, but wow, wow,
Speaker 1: I can't believe she died. Vanna, her name is Vanna?
Speaker 1: Shut up? Was it really that? Yeah? Trump reacts. What
Speaker 1: the god they're really stretching this video. They're hitting that
Speaker 1: ten minutes in one second. Jesus Christ, it's a documentary.
Speaker 1: It's not even on here. I don't think look up.
Speaker 1: I think I'm right. I think it was with Bredeginsberg.
Speaker 1: If you look look up Trump rb R. What is
Speaker 1: her RBG? Dumbass. Yeah, I don't know. I couldn't remember
Speaker 1: the fucking letters. You her? Oh yeah, also you.
Speaker 3: Are you too, but her, but mostly her.
Speaker 1: What a jackass.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, what a stupid bit right. Unfortunately, that generation just
Speaker 4: doesn't know how to let go.
Speaker 1: Man. They just can't, like they got nothing without their work,
Speaker 1: and so they're just like.
Speaker 3: When they're when they're growing, it's gonna be a funny
Speaker 3: version of the planet. It's gonna be a funny version
Speaker 3: of the planet.
Speaker 1: I don't think so it is. I think they've poisoned.
Speaker 5: I don't know how I got a mixed up. You're
Speaker 5: totally right, it was absolutely okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't why the fuck did I think that?
Speaker 1: It was Probably almost got me to be like doubt because.
Speaker 5: I for for the for however long that was, I
Speaker 5: was this entire time thought it was.
Speaker 1: I don't know how it did that. Maybe somebody misspoke
Speaker 1: and then I believe them. That's weird how that works out.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, you talk RBG and he's like, wow,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I just find.
Speaker 5: It was probably a little bit touched because he's like, oh,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna yeah. He's like, I'm gonna use this to
Speaker 5: my advantage because I love doing this stuff. So yeah,
Speaker 5: crazy stuff.
Speaker 1: I went.
Speaker 3: Well, you see.
Speaker 1: He also was like he went on Fox and Friends
Speaker 1: and he was like, oh, when when the extremists on
Speaker 1: the right, they're usually the only extreme because they don't
Speaker 1: want violence.
Speaker 5: And I was like, that's.
Speaker 1: There's one too where he's like, uh, I can't remember
Speaker 1: what it was, but.
Speaker 3: He and I was like, you gotta be kidding. He
Speaker 3: was also the picture of the Sorry to interrupt you,
Speaker 3: but the craziest thing this is the crazest ai thing ever,
Speaker 3: the girl that got stabbed and Charlie Kirk holding each
Speaker 3: other on the bus.
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't.
Speaker 5: Ted Cruz tweet that out that I saw that, and
Speaker 5: my jaw almost hit the floor. Jesus cradling Charlie and
Speaker 5: like he was in like he's up an American flag shirt.
Speaker 5: But then it turns into like a like a fucking go.
Speaker 1: Like I wouldn't wish I tweeted this too.
Speaker 4: It's like I would not wish an Ai slop like
Speaker 4: memorial highlight reel on my worst enemy. That ship is
Speaker 4: so sad, it's so disrespectful, like holding me on his ship.
Speaker 1: I want one, You want one? Yeah, because they're so worried,
Speaker 1: they're so ship, they're so look at. Don't worry the
Speaker 1: person that wants I want to be.
Speaker 5: I want a taxidermis to stuff me like so why
Speaker 5: would I guess?
Speaker 1: So? Yeah? So me.
Speaker 5: I see something that sounds so fucking absurd. And I
Speaker 5: seen Jesus weeping and cradling Charlie. I was like, bro,
Speaker 5: do that to me, but a thousandfold. I want Jesus
Speaker 5: to be ripped. I want fucking, uh fucking God to
Speaker 5: be like way bigger. He's a huge bulge and ship
Speaker 5: like he's just like he's dead. So like it looks
Speaker 5: kind of weirdly irotic. I'm erotic, but it's not supposed
Speaker 5: to be, you know. I want to Jesus kind of
Speaker 5: cresting me, but almost a little bit too long where
Speaker 5: people are starting to get.
Speaker 3: Hold my hand, like grabbing my hand with his two
Speaker 3: little hands. Yeah, and he leads me to the Kingdom
Speaker 3: of Heaven.
Speaker 4: That picture, That picture is wild. That picture is crazy.
Speaker 4: Story too is fucking wild.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they let that then that guy get arrested
Speaker 1: like seven, like more than I thought. I thought it
Speaker 1: was like fourteen. It was more than that.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 1: It was it was the double digits guys.
Speaker 9: At a certain point, well even his mother even his
Speaker 9: mind like at a point that the way that was
Speaker 9: the way that was aimed that people were so crazy
Speaker 9: because it was like, oh it's look look at them
Speaker 9: go again.
Speaker 1: And it's like I don't.
Speaker 4: Think any sane person would look at that and be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: that guy should have been let out.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, everybody was in unison was like he should have
Speaker 5: been locked up. But then we talked about this briefly
Speaker 5: on the show. You made the point that it's like, well,
Speaker 5: you know, money that you have to keep to keep
Speaker 5: this guy, and then then in the in that facility
Speaker 5: is just gonna be another tax burden or whatever, and
Speaker 5: they're just like.
Speaker 3: They have they just don't want to do exactly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we touched on that before that.
Speaker 1: I think it's worth it to keep crazy people out
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 3: Of course, like the one thing we're supposed to do
Speaker 3: crazy people should be I mean, if that was the
Speaker 3: case of peop wouldn't be in office.
Speaker 1: A lot of shit thats the.
Speaker 3: Planet would be playing would be very different. We like
Speaker 3: took people that were had problems and like I don't know,
Speaker 3: rehabilitated them properly and helped fund in helping them. Instead
Speaker 3: of giving money for corporations that they don't use it
Speaker 3: for the people, it just goes in their pockets and
Speaker 3: fucking sweeten somewhere.
Speaker 1: What it's all like, God, damn joke.
Speaker 3: It's it's a game. It's a game that I don't
Speaker 3: want to play. But I'm not man enough to turn
Speaker 3: off the game.
Speaker 1: You know, he's a stallion. Now I want to turn
Speaker 1: off the game, but I'm scared. He's a stallion. We're
Speaker 1: watching We've been watching Shrek to this entire time.
Speaker 10: By the way, I am, I am, I am, and
Speaker 10: I'm sets uh all right.
Speaker 1: He's he's that too.
Speaker 5: Train is chewing many man that you too classed around
Speaker 5: him at all times, dude, until the chews get to
Speaker 5: him and a little art.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, was that about?
Speaker 5: I said, the choose he got he has he has
Speaker 5: the good ones, he said, the chew chewing you got
Speaker 5: the good.
Speaker 3: One on this team? What he has the good. I
Speaker 3: don't know you're talking to say that. I'm scared.
Speaker 1: I'm not going it is weird, by the way, how
Speaker 1: quickly like, dude, we should move on. I guess I
Speaker 1: don't know why not, because then, yeah, who's posting some
Speaker 1: wild like it's like, oh, he loved us. I'm like,
Speaker 1: because there's like, I think a video that was like
Speaker 1: recent of him being like I don't know actually, and
Speaker 1: now he's gone. It's kind of I'm not saying anything.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Charlie was smart enough to just like Marjorie Taylor Green,
Speaker 5: they were like charting to read the room.
Speaker 1: They're like, ah, this is very clear.
Speaker 5: Especially what the famine pictures started coming out, and people
Speaker 5: are like, oh, I got to pretend to care.
Speaker 1: Now that looks like Spirit Halloween. I don't like this.
Speaker 1: It looks worse sometimes Palestine guys is specifically it looks
Speaker 1: worse than Spirit Halloween.
Speaker 5: I want to say it, but it's just so wildly distaste.
Speaker 5: Well unfortunately, well, okay, you walk.
Speaker 1: Back to the little candy sprints. That's crazy. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. My name's Lewis, all right, it's made me cry.
Speaker 1: Should we move on to some question? Well, yeah, if
Speaker 1: you don't lie, if you're gonna cry one, I'm in bidexterous.
Speaker 1: That means I'm a bit.
Speaker 3: I'm a bit of bisexual like my capable. Maybe that
Speaker 3: last one makes a little makes it right. Yeah, we're
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Speaker 1: I thought about. I know, I put my tweet on
Speaker 1: a shirt, but like I decided against that too much.
Speaker 3: That's money though, I know that's money. Question why by
Speaker 3: curious just means you're curious about two things?
Speaker 1: Right, like animologically speaking, I guess technically it should just
Speaker 1: be curious. But if you're if you're more curious.
Speaker 4: Because by curious, by that vetric actually means you're like
Speaker 4: less curious, because it means yeah, because it means you
Speaker 4: have a cap of two things.
Speaker 5: Well, well that's what there's try curious and it goes curious.
Speaker 5: There is a word for like the third what is it?
Speaker 4: I learned this recently, although I remember hearing it a
Speaker 4: long time ago, and I was reminded of it. I
Speaker 4: against recently the word tritagonist.
Speaker 1: Do you know what that is? Yeah, it's the third
Speaker 1: most important person in a story.
Speaker 3: I thought the the protagonist and the neurotagonists, or a
Speaker 3: dual arotagonist. I think it starts as what I don't know,
Speaker 3: but like the point is the triagonist.
Speaker 1: You don't need a word for that, I don't think.
Speaker 3: I think it depends on the kind of story you're telling.
Speaker 3: If you're telling an epic story that's like long spending.
Speaker 4: Maybe if you're telling a story about three people, I
Speaker 4: guess specifically, no, that's like the Three mus Gets Years,
Speaker 4: but you're Alvin and the Chipmunks, or like the Three
Speaker 4: Wise Men, the Three Stooges.
Speaker 3: Or Handling Hansel and Witch hand in which actually and
Speaker 3: which I think, I think there is if it's a
Speaker 3: very strong story, I think there's a tritagonist. The thing is,
Speaker 3: it's like the story continues later on without a different characters.
Speaker 1: You don't need to say it.
Speaker 5: That's the thing you don't say. Nobody uses those words
Speaker 5: in the story. It's just if you're talking about it.
Speaker 5: I think people that like really in depth synopsis about
Speaker 5: it like that.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know.
Speaker 5: It's like this, Nigga said, am bidexterous.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see. Uh.
Speaker 4: First of all, I want to so first question by
Speaker 4: it's Angela. I have to address this because I feel
Speaker 4: kind of insulted. Oh, Chris, were you aware that completing
Speaker 4: Spider Man for the p S two on Hero mode
Speaker 4: would unlock the Green Goblin as a playable character and
Speaker 4: you can free roam around New York City on a
Speaker 4: glider throwing bombs worth.
Speaker 1: A look, who do you think you're talking to?
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course I knew this, of course. Of course,
Speaker 4: of course, like you could not. That was one of
Speaker 4: the I think, honestly, that was one of the first
Speaker 4: things I learned.
Speaker 3: I think the first was gonna beat the game. Actually
Speaker 3: I might be Actually I might have made it when
Speaker 3: you got it a year later after it came out.
Speaker 4: I know too much about that game, Like apparently because
Speaker 4: you know that mode right where like you play and
Speaker 4: you play as Harry and he's got his own like
Speaker 4: lines or whatever. Apparently that guy who plays Harry was
Speaker 4: supposed to play Spider Man because they because they weren't
Speaker 4: sure if Toby maguire would do it, and so like
Speaker 4: they just had all those lines and they were just like, Oh,
Speaker 4: we have this guy, let's just make him the Green Goblin.
Speaker 4: It's funny because it just sounds It doesn't sound like
Speaker 4: Dang Franko at all, doesn't sound like anybody.
Speaker 3: That's like a person. It sounds like a an approximation
Speaker 3: of a human being.
Speaker 1: But that was one of the coolest things ever playing
Speaker 1: being able to play as like the bad guy. It
Speaker 1: is so sick.
Speaker 4: I missed like I thought for years that that was
Speaker 4: like a thing in Spider Man two. By the way
Speaker 4: your elbow is, I was like.
Speaker 1: Look at this shot. It was great. Way Man officially
Speaker 1: a four person podcast Chris, Derek Sweeney and Sweeney's arm.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's good. I like it. Yeah, I'm actually very
Speaker 1: very sim Finally a quartet, Yeah we should do. We
Speaker 1: should croon.
Speaker 4: Crooning like a old school like quartet kind of singing
Speaker 4: for it. I don't know's I don't know if it's
Speaker 4: exactly there's a on.
Speaker 1: Let me look it up. It might. I just didn't.
Speaker 5: I never considered a word for doing that, like, let's
Speaker 5: do a quartet, But it's a word.
Speaker 1: For singing that comes from that air.
Speaker 4: So crooner is a singer, typically a man who performs
Speaker 4: sentimental ballads and a soft, emotionally intimate and smooth vocal
Speaker 4: style like Frank Sinatra.
Speaker 5: Basically, it sounds like it sounds too close to like gooner.
Speaker 1: It sounds too close to like sounds like something that
Speaker 1: would really let's go croon. Well, there's an R in
Speaker 1: there that's croone. It's like crucifi hard R.
Speaker 5: I there is kind of a pretty hard R on crooner.
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, it works.
Speaker 3: It works well hard to come at the end.
Speaker 1: Not necessarily you can have a hard R in the
Speaker 1: middle of a sentence. I don't think so.
Speaker 3: I think so both the same yeah are followed.
Speaker 1: By a hard R. Is just like when the R
Speaker 1: is like emphasized in the in the sound.
Speaker 3: I thought it was when the when when a vowel
Speaker 3: presets it so it transforms into a different sound.
Speaker 1: Well the R doesn't give me an example.
Speaker 3: Well, the sound itself becomes something different, right, because you know,
Speaker 3: it's like opposed to like with the E.
Speaker 5: Becomes like when it's actually being supported by something like
Speaker 5: a or R or like and then er. Okay, I
Speaker 5: see yeah, it's like it's it becomes hard the vowels
Speaker 5: more or R or is morphing it comes hard.
Speaker 1: I guess. I don't know. I feel like conceptually, like
Speaker 1: you still have a hard R in the middle of
Speaker 1: a sentence.
Speaker 3: I think that's like hard R they have to come,
Speaker 3: but they can come in the middle of a sentence,
Speaker 3: that's true, but they have to be preceded by a love.
Speaker 1: Are there letters? Are there soft rs in the middle
Speaker 1: of words? Then there you go right like shred. I
Speaker 1: guess only like say like like heard. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean, because that is that follows a vowel, but
Speaker 1: it's like instead of R, it's not hard, you know
Speaker 1: when you do e A like heard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think it's I think it just
Speaker 3: specific and they have to be just predated vowel. I
Speaker 3: think it's specific vowels.
Speaker 1: But like I'm saying, like herd is each e a
Speaker 1: R D But it's it's not hard.
Speaker 3: It's still it's still a hard R. It's not it's
Speaker 3: not the e R hard R, but it's a hard
Speaker 3: R or her I guess so, I guess so, and
Speaker 3: that's the point of it.
Speaker 1: I could be wrong. That seems like sensible enough. I'm
Speaker 1: sounding incredibly retarded.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I'm the retarded one.
Speaker 1: Should have a retard. I got news for you. I
Speaker 1: got Yeah, that's what this whole thing is. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: self aware. You're not gonna learn a thing from this podcast.
Speaker 1: Want that to be very clear to anyone listening. You
Speaker 1: only learned that Ruth Burnergensberg was, in fact the person
Speaker 1: that was Trump was talking trouble talking about it.
Speaker 5: And for some reason, why the fuck did I think
Speaker 5: it was his wife? Like maybe she died around the
Speaker 5: same time. Maybe it was Yeah, maybe it was like
Speaker 5: a double I mean, people die every day, you know. Well,
Speaker 5: shut the fun shut up Venam singing Strangers in the night? Really, well,
Speaker 5: what do I feel like that video that happened? I
Speaker 5: think that's the video where that's not in like the
Speaker 5: six fucking Venom movie or whatever.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen any It's amazing that there's a Venom
Speaker 1: trilogy of films. Funny without Spider Man. Yeah interesting, so dope.
Speaker 5: I saw the first one. I don't remember much of it.
Speaker 3: I remember Emdam's rapping it.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, am the best part and gotta hit him,
Speaker 5: you gotta hit him in the cinema and then get
Speaker 5: it in them.
Speaker 1: I said, I just tried to get them.
Speaker 4: So insane anyway, then I'm saying, he send you to
Speaker 4: the night really well, he wrote, and he says, good
Speaker 4: morning or afternoon you you fuck mothering motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: Whoa, We'll relax in the language, stop sick. Whoever sings that,
Speaker 1: keep it, keep it to it songes crazy.
Speaker 5: I can hit that last note.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite things recently is that have you
Speaker 1: seen these videos, by the way, I can't he gave
Speaker 1: something to try that.
Speaker 4: Have you seen these videos of people like black people,
Speaker 4: specifically realizing that Bobby Caldwell is white, is white as ship?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I love those videos, like when you hear a
Speaker 1: soulful white and then I get why people think. Of course,
Speaker 1: even Michael McDonald you and to even him, people are
Speaker 1: kind of like, damn, that's kind of David Spade. All
Speaker 1: these people have like m uh you know he like
Speaker 1: first time I saw him for his New Groove, I
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, is that fucking Vin Raims, Michael Clark
Speaker 1: duncan Clark?
Speaker 4: Is that Michael Clark Duncant is exactly what I thought
Speaker 4: when I was watching Emperor's New groove, and Cousco spoke, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, whoa, that's he's he's really diversifying his roles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: look the knee, the knee. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, this
Speaker 1: is the best. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Like they pepper, they grind pepper in his face instead
Speaker 4: of pepper spray, they plant the catnip on him.
Speaker 1: What a great struck Two's great.
Speaker 4: But anyway, he says, so he wrote, and he says,
Speaker 4: I've been a huge Borderlands fan since Borderlands two came out.
Speaker 4: When Borderlines three came out and killed my enthusiasm for
Speaker 4: video games for a long while, that was a pretty
Speaker 4: it was a pretty rough.
Speaker 1: Damn video game.
Speaker 3: Imagine giving up like that.
Speaker 1: I yeah, I that was.
Speaker 4: It's weird because that was It wasn't bad, but it
Speaker 4: was like, yeah, this is kind of rough. Like I
Speaker 4: remember the UI, like the pause menu was chugging, like
Speaker 4: your inventory screen was chugging.
Speaker 1: I remember that being like, yo, I can't do that.
Speaker 1: This whole game is inventory management. I can't be doing
Speaker 1: this shit.
Speaker 4: And then the villains were like podcasters or something or
Speaker 4: like streamers is rough, right right? But anyway, So with
Speaker 4: Borderlines four out and nearly everything I wanted from and
Speaker 4: it being nearly everything I wanted from three. I think
Speaker 4: it's incredibly fun, but I can't help but feel dead
Speaker 4: into the marked improvement. I guess my question, y'all, is
Speaker 4: what game if applicable killed your enthusiasm for video games.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've had that yet.
Speaker 4: I don't Oh really, it almost killed It almost killed me.
Speaker 4: I I don't think anything. I don't real I don't know.
Speaker 4: I feel like this is the danger of like hyping
Speaker 4: things up right where, like, I don't know if I've
Speaker 4: hyped anything up since probably Spider Man three taught me,
Speaker 4: you know where I was like, I remember being so
Speaker 4: excited for Spider Man three and I was like, there's
Speaker 4: no way this's gonna be bad. Then I walked out
Speaker 4: of it being like, hmmm, I don't know if I
Speaker 4: loved that really as much as I wanted to. And
Speaker 4: then ever since then, I was just like, all right,
Speaker 4: you know, I'm just gonna look forward to things and
Speaker 4: then just you know, if it's good, cool, if it sucks,
Speaker 4: all right, but like, I'm not gonna I don't know.
Speaker 4: To me, something sucking isn't going to kill my enthusiasm
Speaker 4: for an entire medium, like there's so much to play,
Speaker 4: even just this year, like a lot of great shit
Speaker 4: has come out.
Speaker 5: That's it, So like like just you can just play
Speaker 5: something else. You know what I played when Andromeda was
Speaker 5: a disaster like it, I was playing it for the
Speaker 5: first time Shadow Mordor. Oh yeah, so I played it
Speaker 5: for the first time. It was already out and stuff,
Speaker 5: but like that's when I finally got my hands on it,
Speaker 5: and I was like, great, Yeah, I washed my fucking
Speaker 5: memories from that horrible experience, especially clipping through an elevator
Speaker 5: and luckily having an earlier save because I was fucked
Speaker 5: on that one.
Speaker 1: It's like I was stuck in an elevator, it couldn't
Speaker 1: go anywhere.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and even Borderlands three when that came out, that
Speaker 4: was twenty nineteen, I think, so that's like second row time,
Speaker 4: so like there's still there's I don't know, man, it
Speaker 4: came out just before COVID Borderlands three, yeah, I think,
Speaker 4: or just after No that came was around that time.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's no way look it up. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I'll do that.
Speaker 3: Scene interacted.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I will say I don't have
Speaker 1: anything for video games particularly, but watching them.
Speaker 3: Really bad, Like because I remember I played I played
Speaker 3: Red Dead two just before I played Kingdom March.
Speaker 1: You can't do that was crazy, crazy, ye can't. I
Speaker 1: played it with our friend Gabby. We played. I played
Speaker 1: the whole game with her there and she was like,
Speaker 1: are you all right? And I was like, no, No.
Speaker 1: That was at the very beginning of the pandemic, right
Speaker 1: you were playing King of Marks three or I.
Speaker 3: Think so, and I was like, no, I feel like
Speaker 3: I'm gonna kill myself.
Speaker 4: Gavvy was staying with us, I remember so September thirteenth,
Speaker 4: twenty nineteen. So I don't know if I would really
Speaker 4: consider that it was approaching. Yeah, that's what COVID started
Speaker 4: getting talked about.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, not at all. Yeah, not in the media.
Speaker 1: We didn't hear about COVID untill like maybe February.
Speaker 5: I mean it was only the only people that were
Speaker 5: talking about it then was like CDC like type shit
Speaker 5: because obviously they named it COVID nineteen for twenty nineteen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like COVID's existed, Like COVID was talked about
Speaker 4: just as much prior.
Speaker 3: To me, Like, I feel like that's why people started
Speaker 3: really hing about it. I feel like your memories are remember,
Speaker 3: I'd get me wrong because it was sonic was sonic.
Speaker 3: It just came out before COVID actually set the world down,
Speaker 3: So yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1: So yeah.
Speaker 4: I just think September is far enough away from March
Speaker 4: that I wouldn't consider it because March is when it
Speaker 4: happened the next year. I feel like that's like, I
Speaker 4: understand why you feel like it's closed, but I feel
Speaker 4: like it's kind.
Speaker 3: Of because I remember when I was in school a
Speaker 3: half years and I did. I was doing a winter
Speaker 3: class and my professor was like, COVID is hot thing
Speaker 3: that's going on right now, and no one's taking it seriously.
Speaker 3: I remember bringing up like this is going to be
Speaker 3: a problem and no one's taking it seriously and it's
Speaker 3: gonna bite this in the ass. And then lo and
Speaker 3: fucking behold, three months later, it was like, oh, school
Speaker 3: close for a week, actually rest of the semester.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 4: It's so funny listen because like one of our first
Speaker 4: episodes is Coroner Virus, and I I remember making the
Speaker 4: thumbnail for because I just took a flood.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and we were so un serious about it.
Speaker 1: It's just like whatever. Oh yeah, well, I mean I
Speaker 1: believed what they were saying.
Speaker 5: They're like, hey, we stay in, let this ship fucking
Speaker 5: die over, We'll be back at it. It was like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I mean because we didn't have we didn't we didn't
Speaker 5: have the proper information of how contagious this thing was.
Speaker 1: Sure, and uh and I well, I mean it would
Speaker 1: What do you mean it matters? I think I think
Speaker 1: I think we're just the society. Well, I guess you mean,
Speaker 1: like materialistically, in the sense of the weather, things would
Speaker 1: have been fundamentally different.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it would have been fundamentally different because the uh,
Speaker 5: we saw what the the conservative media did. I think
Speaker 5: a great uh, a great like test of look at
Speaker 5: what Tucker Carlson was saying about COVID, and then months
Speaker 5: later see what he was saying then, because first he
Speaker 5: was like mocking people that were, you know, freaking out
Speaker 5: about vaccines and anything. He's like, y'all are retarded. And
Speaker 5: then as soon as it became super lucrative to you know, fearmonger,
Speaker 5: all of a sudden, Oh, they're pushing all this shit,
Speaker 5: even though fucking Trump was doing it operation worse speed.
Speaker 5: He took he wants a noble price for it, you know,
Speaker 5: but people, for some reason, there's a bunch of people
Speaker 5: in this country I think Biden was president twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: It's terrified.
Speaker 4: It is very scary, terrific people met these people. I've
Speaker 4: spoken with people like this where they're just like they
Speaker 4: do it's it's fucking scary.
Speaker 1: Could this? It really is basic stuff like I don't
Speaker 1: think you need like a degree to just know when
Speaker 1: time happened twenty twenty on the guy, I don't know,
Speaker 1: one of the most significant times in anyone that's alive today.
Speaker 5: It is one of the most significant times twenty twenty.
Speaker 5: You should at the bare minimum know who the fuck
Speaker 5: the president was because he gave addresses and talked about
Speaker 5: these things and how they were going to know that
Speaker 5: shut things down.
Speaker 1: But I just don't know how you do How would
Speaker 1: that help me? Was the same thing when when the
Speaker 1: when the when the twenty twenty four election was going on,
Speaker 1: and then the one of the most googled things was
Speaker 1: what happened to Biden?
Speaker 5: Like they didn't even know that he dropped out on
Speaker 5: the day of the election. I'm just like, I this
Speaker 5: world's funny to me. There's a there's a theory that
Speaker 5: we're living in black holes right now and we're we're
Speaker 5: we're doing some weird ship and uh, I'm I'm on board.
Speaker 5: I just like, I kind of want the black hole
Speaker 5: to we reach a point where we just all collapsed
Speaker 5: or something.
Speaker 3: I think I think we I want to go to
Speaker 3: bed and wake up and things are better.
Speaker 5: I think we're a bad just this is a bad simulation.
Speaker 5: It's just not a good one. There's many of them,
Speaker 5: They're infinite amounts of them. There's some ones where everyone
Speaker 5: like has flying cars and everyone's wearing chrome and ship
Speaker 5: and with this, ain't everyone's wearing everyone's like, that's everyone's
Speaker 5: chrome plated. You know you want that future.
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I want to die before the future.
Speaker 1: I want to be gone. I want to die before
Speaker 1: like like I wanna, I want to. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be I don't want to.
Speaker 3: I don't want to bring my ignorance and stupidity and
Speaker 3: biases into a better version of the reality.
Speaker 1: What is it that you were saying just before?
Speaker 3: I think language is stupid?
Speaker 1: Before we started recording, he said, he said, language is stupid.
Speaker 1: It is it is.
Speaker 3: It is stupid in a in a in a in
Speaker 3: a cosmic sort of way, because because of the fact
Speaker 3: that there's so many languages and so much is lost
Speaker 3: in translation, that we just can't communicate with each other,
Speaker 3: which is very unfortunate. If we all share the language
Speaker 3: a lot, things would be infinitely better, but also homogeny
Speaker 3: would then destroy culture.
Speaker 1: So you're saying, so like, oh, you're actually waiting for me, yeah, Babylon,
Speaker 1: God did it? God?
Speaker 3: Angry ass sky nigga.
Speaker 1: That is hilarious. That is, it is a funny thing
Speaker 1: to imagine that happening though, Like you're just building, You're
Speaker 1: building something with a bunch of people, and then suddenly
Speaker 1: they're like, You're like, it just collapses. Shock and surprised.
Speaker 1: Just this man, everyone so surprised.
Speaker 5: It creates physical force that destroys a tower that's bigger
Speaker 5: than I don't know what's going to space.
Speaker 1: Every everyone's heart, everyone's heart rate raising every part the
Speaker 1: planet singular like synchronize this, Yeah good, how's that? Nigga?
Speaker 1: Like us, man, how are you gonna do that to people?
Speaker 1: And also drown the world feel like a very much
Speaker 1: like watch this, Yeah you know what I mean. It
Speaker 1: feels like when like a when Sid and toy story.
Speaker 5: Does whatever got there is like, if God is real,
Speaker 5: what about John three sixteen? I learned that he so
Speaker 5: loved the world that he sacrificed his son, which is himself.
Speaker 5: She loves the world, I bet was like, do we
Speaker 5: have to do.
Speaker 1: Well? Yeah? Or to be sacri nigga, you can do
Speaker 1: it every you created everything. Do I have to be
Speaker 1: tortured to death? I feel sure that's the only thing.
Speaker 1: Was a cool dude in the Bible, no matter or what,
Speaker 1: like he was real. He was a cool dude. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I was. I was throwing some Bible out him. He's not.
Speaker 1: I think that's the one thing.
Speaker 5: I'm like, my favorite guy was my favorite thing from
Speaker 5: Jesus because obviously everybody's imperfect, even you know, God, I guess,
Speaker 5: but it's like one of my favorite things when he's
Speaker 5: like he was without saying cast the first stone, because
Speaker 5: that was my first thought of all these fucking Christians
Speaker 5: that were like going civil war and ship and I'm like,
Speaker 5: you say, Christ is king?
Speaker 1: You fall zero about this guy. I was like, it's
Speaker 1: weird that hear me.
Speaker 5: An atheist respects the idea of Jesus infinitely more than
Speaker 5: they actually do it.
Speaker 1: This is I think genuinely. I mean it's so so sincerely. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 4: Like I think, be being a genuine fan or like
Speaker 4: respecting the genuine method or message of Jesus makes it
Speaker 4: kind of impossible to be like a Christian because it
Speaker 4: stands today generally speaking, like so many people just like
Speaker 4: don't respect that message actually to be like a conservative
Speaker 4: Christian more like, yeah, I guess so like because I
Speaker 4: feel like if you if you liked that message, you
Speaker 4: wouldn't like there's you wouldn't be saying the things that
Speaker 4: you're saying.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't like the church. So it confuses Metroy it
Speaker 1: like you because that was my thing. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I actually like what this guy's saying. But none of
Speaker 1: none of this.
Speaker 4: Is about that, yeah, or at least like you know,
Speaker 4: it's in most places, which the church who actually was
Speaker 4: kind of like that because it was like just it
Speaker 4: was a church in Yonkers, New York. You know, it's
Speaker 4: not it's not like they're not sitting there being like
Speaker 4: we got a we ain't in the Deep South now
Speaker 4: we're in the Deep South.
Speaker 3: Even my church man a bunch of Caribbean people just
Speaker 3: being fucking thinking about than other people, the amount of
Speaker 3: ship My grandmother would get all the time for just
Speaker 3: being like this in general, because she was like a
Speaker 3: more progressive minded human beings. It's like, this is flawed.
Speaker 3: This is not what the dude, the main character of
Speaker 3: the manga, was literally not about this.
Speaker 1: I think what we're getting at is Borderlines four is
Speaker 1: pretty good. Yeah, so saith the lord, so say the lord.
Speaker 1: It is actually pretty solid.
Speaker 3: Actually a lot this one.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of fun. I think I think you'd
Speaker 1: like it a lot. I think it's on game Pass.
Speaker 1: The build stuff is on games think it was somewhere
Speaker 1: for free, wasn't it. No, it's it's a new game.
Speaker 4: I would for I would if knowing your taste, I
Speaker 4: would wait if you're going to play it at all?
Speaker 4: Have you ever played the original one? I only I
Speaker 4: played too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know my friends around, like one of
Speaker 5: my friends too, of my friends like she actually she
Speaker 5: even she was like, what is it?
Speaker 1: Moxye mad moxis you costplay?
Speaker 5: Did a good one?
Speaker 1: Was like it looks great. I don't know what that is,
Speaker 1: but it's good if you like.
Speaker 5: Uh all the cycles really big dicks, really big dicks.
Speaker 5: On the cycles like running around.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that mod already ragging on the floor.
Speaker 4: I'm sure, but it's it is actually surprisingly good. I'm
Speaker 4: having a really good time with it, except it's crashing constantly.
Speaker 1: It's crashing like the wild.
Speaker 4: It has crashed for me, Like I'm not even exaggerating
Speaker 4: when I say this. It is crashed more than Launch
Speaker 4: Cyberpunk for me, which, to be fair, I lucked out
Speaker 4: with Launch Cyberpunk. I think I only crashed like twice,
Speaker 4: but it's noticeable where I like I've crashed. I think
Speaker 4: about six times. I'm like, damn, this is frustrating because
Speaker 4: it's unstable, but it's real good.
Speaker 5: Cy crashed so bad I couldn't play the game anymore. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 5: that's trying to remember that you turned a game on.
Speaker 1: I was crashing. I'm crashing and crashing. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I'm shocked in the head. Oh yeah, in your car
Speaker 1: or whatever. I died in your c oh man, it's
Speaker 1: me Cyberpunk friends. I forgot.
Speaker 3: I forgot how people Puerto Rican say car. I think
Speaker 3: it's gagah I have on the island.
Speaker 1: Some people say gua alright, yeah, the hell is that?
Speaker 5: Like it's like it's like it's like the go goold
Speaker 5: thing or something like that.
Speaker 1: I feel like if you're a gun, you're like puw
Speaker 1: pew and basically, actually, yeah, it's fucking crazy. Goa, how
Speaker 1: do you say? How do you guess? How you say?
Speaker 1: Jacket in Puerto Rican's bad jacket? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is it something stupid? Jacket is a set jacket. When
Speaker 3: I'm talking to my aunt, she's like the ship, she says,
Speaker 3: I'm like, why are you saying?
Speaker 5: A lot of words are like that though, like like, well,
Speaker 5: it's it's clearly it's clearly like an island with a
Speaker 5: lot of people that speak a lot of the languages
Speaker 5: there that just like it became a different kind of thing.
Speaker 3: Like Cubans and Puerto Ricans sounds so similar because they're
Speaker 3: from like, we don't sound anything like that.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I bet we can't tell. I bet if
Speaker 1: you flip the flag color for a little bit, they
Speaker 1: won't know.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Like it bothers me how hard it is
Speaker 4: to get your hands on like an actual pert Rican
Speaker 4: flag because the always have the ones with the dark Yeah.
Speaker 1: This was also I almost forgot about that key detail.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to get one of the what you
Speaker 3: call one of the original ones. Yeah, with the hight blue. No,
Speaker 3: that's the that's the that's the one that got changed
Speaker 3: into what it was. The original one was the black,
Speaker 3: the black. The Black's the original one. I want to
Speaker 3: get one of those.
Speaker 4: Whatever, man, you guys need. The cameo as a trio
Speaker 4: of demon podcasters in I.
Speaker 1: Don't I don't know what is the rest of this name.
Speaker 1: I'm curious.
Speaker 4: Actually, Oh, it just cuts off entirely somewhere the devil
Speaker 4: thank you for writing it, I guess, he says. Greetings,
Speaker 4: better fuel, Hewel, better rim Kim, and better.
Speaker 1: Fucked Chuck cool nice, better Fueluel is crazy. Uh. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, we didn't talk about this. I guess
Speaker 1: it's not really that big of a deal. I guess,
Speaker 1: but like, did you see the Emmys how they had
Speaker 1: uh that Nate Barghassi guy on he's a comedian. He's
Speaker 1: a comedian.
Speaker 4: Actually he's like a clean comic, like a modern clean comic.
Speaker 4: But he went up there and he's like, Okay, so
Speaker 4: here's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: We have great I think the joke did not hit
Speaker 1: for most people, but like I thought it was hysterical
Speaker 1: he had like, uh, what the fuck is playing? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it was at the end, Yeah, they're singing to
Speaker 1: live in Levina logo. Now what was I talking about?
Speaker 1: Uh the comedian at the Emmys. Oh yeah, So he
Speaker 1: had like a I'm going crazy.
Speaker 4: He had like a thing where he's like, all right,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna we're gonna donate one hundred thousand dollars to
Speaker 4: this charity. And if as long as you keep your
Speaker 4: speeches to forty five seconds, for every second you go
Speaker 4: over that, we're deducting a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: And it just if.
Speaker 4: I think by the end of the night it went
Speaker 4: negative or something because everybody was just like nobody gave us.
Speaker 1: I think John Oliver was like, thank you.
Speaker 3: Everybody, and then and then he said it and ran
Speaker 3: away dog but uh, great thing about that. And door
Speaker 3: cleaned the fucking house. Sit it cleaned house. Five Emmy
Speaker 3: Wins Babies.
Speaker 1: I still haven't seen and or I bet it's saby See.
Speaker 1: I heard it's good my friend. He's Star Wars. But
Speaker 1: it's not.
Speaker 5: It's like it's said, it's not whimsical and gay like
Speaker 5: Star Wars. That's why people like it. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: I'm like it a chance. I heard Red Letter Media
Speaker 5: even said it was good, which is like, that's kind
Speaker 5: of wild.
Speaker 3: It's it's the Star Wars. It's the Star Wars stuff
Speaker 3: that's like important to the foundation of the Rebels, so
Speaker 3: like no lightsabers, no force, it's just people on the ground.
Speaker 5: Level making change, Like why I liked Rogue one and
Speaker 5: a lot of those people didn't like Rogue one because it.
Speaker 3: Was people didn't like Rogue Worlgue one, And I think
Speaker 3: it's crazy not I think about it, I don't mean it's.
Speaker 1: To me the reason why I liked it so much,
Speaker 1: especially because it's.
Speaker 3: Like odst literally it's like why people like ods, That's
Speaker 3: what it's.
Speaker 1: Exactly why I like that.
Speaker 5: That's my favorite thing out of Halo's Reach.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love because I love.
Speaker 5: I love stuff like that too, like you know what's
Speaker 5: gonna happen now, I just want to see it play out.
Speaker 1: How it happens and then it happened really well. And Reach.
Speaker 4: I think it is a great fucking experience in that
Speaker 4: movie one. That movie was Reached, Like I remember watching
Speaker 4: it like this is hal completely it's like literally.
Speaker 3: Such as that you watch and or and then you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: and or dies in the beginning of Reach. I mean
Speaker 3: it dies in the beginning of Rogue one.
Speaker 1: Spoil what.
Speaker 5: You have to you have to change, like you can't.
Speaker 5: This guy is getting addicted.
Speaker 1: He's like fuck.
Speaker 5: It's like, uh, like I don't like, I don't like
Speaker 5: complete silence when I'm sleeping anymore, because like I'm so
Speaker 5: used to like there being fans on or something, and
Speaker 5: when it's dead silence and I can hear dumb ship
Speaker 5: outside or somebody.
Speaker 1: Like here's something so like his hearing house creaks like
Speaker 1: little stuff like that, having a constant stream of sound.
Speaker 1: It's like, I feel like that's what this is now.
Speaker 1: Like the movie's off and he's like just destroyed everything.
Speaker 4: If I look back there and it's been over for
Speaker 4: a while, I'm not gonna go up and change it.
Speaker 4: But like I caught it right at the end, I'm
Speaker 4: like I might as well.
Speaker 5: You start like sweating and ships like your lips are
Speaker 5: blue and ship like.
Speaker 1: What is he not breathing?
Speaker 3: Suffocating?
Speaker 1: Crazy? It's like a picture of sam Hi and all like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that fucked up picture. Did he do something recently? Something
Speaker 1: he posted like a forty minute documentary about how we
Speaker 1: we need to rise up or something. But it's like
Speaker 1: it's coming from I don't know. It's well, you've donated
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars, yeah, where you've The thing is to me,
Speaker 1: it's like you've picked a lane. You can't you can't
Speaker 1: do anything about that man.
Speaker 3: It's a little cord because like combating him with such
Speaker 3: a feat that will require like genuinely like a team.
Speaker 1: His fans don't care. Dude.
Speaker 4: I don't I know, but I even saw people like
Speaker 4: who like him. He's like, look, I think he's funny,
Speaker 4: but like this is cringy, Like that is wild. I've
Speaker 4: never seen so many people I really do think like,
Speaker 4: uh yeah, I don't know. He just seems like you
Speaker 4: want to.
Speaker 3: Like Bradley Martin, Parks Gys was saying some wowd shit
Speaker 3: and like I forgot them. Nick Mars, it's always with
Speaker 3: Bradley Martin was.
Speaker 5: Like, oh, dude, Jake Shields is a one hundred percent
Speaker 5: seething racist. He's had on, he has a podcast and
Speaker 5: he's had on. I think of I think of every
Speaker 5: famous races, a good think of a history that.
Speaker 1: Is a lot of that guy, Jake Shields.
Speaker 3: I was talking to him during that conversation, during which
Speaker 3: conversation was it was it was Bradley. He went on
Speaker 3: Samhi went on Bradley Martin's podcast. There was a fire
Speaker 3: every got his name that was a fighter. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: was a fighter.
Speaker 1: I imagine it's Jake Shields. I don't know the guy.
Speaker 3: The guy that was combatting him was like, you're crazy.
Speaker 3: He was getting batting Sam.
Speaker 5: Oh, there was a fire combat, so this is the
Speaker 5: different scenario.
Speaker 3: He was like, you're out of your mind. Dude was like,
Speaker 3: it doesn't really matter that much, and he was like, no, man,
Speaker 3: I think white people should shouldn't be afraid to be white.
Speaker 3: And he's like, I don't think anyone asked by people
Speaker 3: be afraid of being white. This just not be terrible
Speaker 3: to other people.
Speaker 1: I really yeah. I mean that comes from a bunch
Speaker 1: of two things.
Speaker 4: It comes from a lot of white people being sensitive
Speaker 4: about that shit, like too sensitive, and then also comes
Speaker 4: from people who were just not.
Speaker 1: Delivering the message.
Speaker 4: Well, I just right out I think it's I think
Speaker 4: it's a dangerous combination of both of those things, where
Speaker 4: people just like they don't know how to speak to
Speaker 4: each other, and then people are always defensive, so it
Speaker 4: which just leads to this fucking cycle of just like.
Speaker 3: What are you saying about me?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's I even talked about last time.
Speaker 3: I was like, it's the way you approach that conversation
Speaker 3: as a big, big factor on how to get people
Speaker 3: on your side for your gay Do.
Speaker 5: You remember, like, dude, the whole entire reason, the long
Speaker 5: entire reason. Like you know, some people were asking me
Speaker 5: questions on why are you spending so much time like
Speaker 5: combating this anti white bullshit that these crazies were putting on,
Speaker 5: like MTV News, BuzzFeed and all these outlets that they
Speaker 5: normally wouldn't talk about this shit. The reason was because
Speaker 5: I know how retarded people are. I know how it's bad.
Speaker 5: I know how white right wing uh neo Nazis and
Speaker 5: kick Ke extremists. I know how they recruit by making
Speaker 5: themselves victims. They've been doing this. They've written books like
Speaker 5: the Turner Diaries. They've been doing things they get you
Speaker 5: know Waco's or reading Timothy McVeigh, doing fucking the local.
Speaker 1: It's it's all connected. The playbook is out there. SI
Speaker 1: you give.
Speaker 5: Them a lifeline, they come out from underground. They've always
Speaker 5: been there, the Richard Spenser's and all those people. Yeah,
Speaker 5: And I was ignorant that because I never even heard
Speaker 5: of the alt right. And then that was our introduction
Speaker 5: those people that were underground, and they finally found their
Speaker 5: line to the mainstream by people being like, oh, straight
Speaker 5: white men are a problem.
Speaker 1: This is and then they just.
Speaker 5: Stupid poor gay in cells were like, they're talking about you.
Speaker 5: You need to come here because we love you, brother,
Speaker 5: and then all this man now fucking somehow the Masterful
Speaker 5: Mind Sam Hide got tricked into.
Speaker 4: It, but they have like, uh, I love these podcasts,
Speaker 4: by the way. It's like, and my guess the Spider
Speaker 4: Mastermind and you're like.
Speaker 1: From doom, Okay, I guess all right, what does he
Speaker 1: have to say?
Speaker 5: I just oh, I just want to have a conversation
Speaker 5: with David Duke.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I just want to have a conversation with
Speaker 1: the flame atron arc Like what it's just like, I
Speaker 1: understand your side. I think I get it.
Speaker 3: That's a valid point. Is we should And it's like,
Speaker 3: what the.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy. Welcome, It's so crazy.
Speaker 5: Emperor Palpatine, thank you so much for stopping by problem.
Speaker 3: To get to the sea, like his mom, he understand that.
Speaker 1: The rebellion, the rebels, they just want a better representation.
Speaker 1: They that you know, you're you're you're crushing those sound
Speaker 1: like rebel scum, So you can't rehabilitate his image. Who
Speaker 1: were watching, who are fans of the host or like
Speaker 1: he's right, he's it's it's insane, really like people are
Speaker 1: so it is really bad. Like just people's comprehension is bad. Man.
Speaker 1: I feel I feel every every day more and more
Speaker 1: like identified with the fact that like I'm I'm not
Speaker 1: smart enough for this many people to be stupider than me,
Speaker 1: because like I was talking, I was talking about it.
Speaker 1: I can't remember if it was on a stream or.
Speaker 4: What, but I was talking about how like, uh, I
Speaker 4: just brought up a list of things that were happening
Speaker 4: or things that have had that have happened that were
Speaker 4: you know, right wing violence towards left wing causes or
Speaker 4: activists or politicians or whatever, and somebody was like, oh,
Speaker 4: he's only of one side, and I'm just like, well,
Speaker 4: the claim is that only one side does it, and
Speaker 4: so obviously to showcase that that is not true and
Speaker 4: in fact, political violence is not like a monolith that
Speaker 4: belongs to one party.
Speaker 1: Although if you want to play that, the stats do
Speaker 1: skew heavy heavy, or just the percentage like seventy something
Speaker 1: right or like seven. It's yeah, it's insane. It's more
Speaker 1: I don't even want to think of it.
Speaker 5: People, people, And I just want to back that up
Speaker 5: real quick, because some people might be like trying to
Speaker 5: push back in their mind. Guys historically, just think about
Speaker 5: the craziest political violence historically, conservative white men terrorizing people
Speaker 5: that aren't like them. Where it be the KKK, whether
Speaker 5: it be neo Nazi groups, they've been warring with the
Speaker 5: FBI for decades. I just want to back that up.
Speaker 1: When people talk about political violes, I'm like, bro, it
Speaker 1: is overwhelmingly since the inception of this country. Like, think
Speaker 1: about who are the people that have been doing this? Dude,
Speaker 1: just ain't bleeding heart fucking liberals. Just three weeks ago,
Speaker 1: we had a fucking assassination, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: So, like I brought it up and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's not a bit like this isn't about like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm not sitting here saying one side does it, one
Speaker 4: side does it. I'm saying one side does it more,
Speaker 4: but like it's a problem kind of you big, Like
Speaker 4: it's not like this is it's it would be it
Speaker 4: would it would genuinely be like saying only democrats get
Speaker 4: the flu you know what I mean, It's like what
Speaker 4: do you mean? Like what do you That's not anything
Speaker 4: but the fact that people don't understand that, that's like
Speaker 4: a logical way to talk about it.
Speaker 3: It's fucking it, just like conversations are, like when people
Speaker 3: have the conversations like how are you guys so stupid
Speaker 3: to even fall into like how do.
Speaker 1: You fall into that?
Speaker 3: Well, they're being told, I mean because if you if
Speaker 3: you just do a little bit of work mentally like
Speaker 3: oh well no that they don't have that?
Speaker 1: Why one? Why was one.
Speaker 3: Discredit the other? Like that's the consts like why is
Speaker 3: one discredit?
Speaker 1: Two things can't be true at the same time to
Speaker 1: a lot of people for some reason, which it isn't very.
Speaker 5: Weird, it's it's I feel like they it's those people
Speaker 5: will accept anything that is told to them. Unfortunately, the
Speaker 5: Charlatans have their hooks into them, right because if those Charlatans,
Speaker 5: let's just say, on the order of the government, they
Speaker 5: were like if you don't tell the truth, now you're
Speaker 5: gonna be blasted. Let's just say we had a benevolent
Speaker 5: Let's say we had a benevolent dictator. Right, Let's say
Speaker 5: we had like in this utopian society where we have
Speaker 5: a benevolent dictator and it's like, you are not allowed
Speaker 5: to lie to the American public or you're gonna be blasted.
Speaker 5: And then all of a sudden they start telling the truth.
Speaker 5: Those people will fall in line because they always do,
Speaker 5: just like say, oh Epstein is Epstein that And then
Speaker 5: like say, for example, Charlie Kirk's like I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 5: gonna trust my friends in the FBI. And then those
Speaker 5: people still watch Charlie Kirk. They didn't abandon him, right,
Speaker 5: Like they may have been mad, but they stayed, and
Speaker 5: so they'll accept whatever is being told to them. And
Speaker 5: that's the part where I've given up, where I'm like,
Speaker 5: it's what an embarrassment.
Speaker 1: I love it. He was like.
Speaker 4: Competent FBI that he got out like he because they
Speaker 4: only caught the guy because he turned himself in right, right,
Speaker 4: and or like his dad tournament or something yeah, something
Speaker 4: like yeah, I was inside.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we got way off track. Sure, anyway you guys
Speaker 1: need malla.
Speaker 5: I did a lot of work. I've done a great
Speaker 5: investigation here. The main thing he's been doing is like
Speaker 5: making like memorabilia of his name and ship.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, He's been like making three D
Speaker 1: printed statues of his day. So they're going because like
Speaker 1: he's he's making stuff with his name and the cash
Speaker 1: is a dollar side, Oh my god, because he doesn't
Speaker 1: have anything. He doesn't know what the fuck to do
Speaker 1: because he's literally useless.
Speaker 5: So there are people within the FBI, there are people
Speaker 5: within this organization that are that are suing because of
Speaker 5: it is very clear. We already know this, We already
Speaker 5: know this, but it is very clear. The only way
Speaker 5: you get a drump in this sorry, a job in
Speaker 5: this credit administration is just loyalty.
Speaker 1: Vetting you. They have these, they have the they're going
Speaker 1: to quarter over. This Vetting you is as simple as
Speaker 1: do you like him? Did you like him?
Speaker 5: Did you vote for a Democrat in the last five years?
Speaker 5: All these things that are completely fucking absurd, did and
Speaker 5: just things things are coming to light and about his
Speaker 5: hobbies and what he was doing.
Speaker 1: Wasn't there like a thing where they hired a surgeon
Speaker 1: general who has like no qualifications to something. Bro all right,
Speaker 1: I would pete hegseth like come he threw an accent
Speaker 1: of guy on. Oh god, anyway, what you guys did
Speaker 1: a caveo as a treat of demon podcasters wrote in,
Speaker 1: and he says, I know absolutely nothing about metal Gear solid,
Speaker 1: but I recently watched Donkey's recap of the entire story,
Speaker 1: and now I know even less about it. I didn't
Speaker 1: know he did that. I didn't know he didn't recently.
Speaker 1: This is one day old, so check check his channel.
Speaker 3: And I don't love Dunky in a while, so I
Speaker 3: love Dunkey.
Speaker 4: He pops up every now and again for me. But
Speaker 4: uh so, yeah, he watched Donkeys and now I know
Speaker 4: even less about it. If I played the original games,
Speaker 4: will it make somewhat more sense?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 3: I played metal Gear first.
Speaker 1: I played Metal metal Gear.
Speaker 3: I always thought we would play metal Gear first. And
Speaker 3: I fucking can play them in release order, play all
Speaker 3: the release order, playing divert any like, play them all.
Speaker 1: In graves order.
Speaker 3: I don't care what platform it is. If you can't
Speaker 3: find it, steal it, like I.
Speaker 4: Genuinely kind of feel like metal Garlas one of those
Speaker 4: things that you can't spoil for people because it is
Speaker 4: so confused. Yeah that like it just it objectively benefits
Speaker 4: you to just know what's happening. He might be referring
Speaker 4: to this video metal Gear Solid three Triangle Dunk Eater Delta.
Speaker 4: So this came out two weeks ago, and it must
Speaker 4: be this because it's almost fourteen minutes long, and on
Speaker 4: average videos.
Speaker 1: Like three minutes. Yeah, so that's cool. I don't know
Speaker 1: there was might watch it. I definitely watch it.
Speaker 5: I love his fucking videos, dude, But uh, I think
Speaker 5: if you really truly want to know what metal Gear
Speaker 5: songs about, there's a lot of just gonna have to
Speaker 5: watch the same way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the same way. How there are those YouTubers
Speaker 1: about like souls Born Low Lore.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I bought a book on one. It's fucking
Speaker 5: It's an awesome book.
Speaker 3: But I want a grim Wire to be confused. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I want to still be confused.
Speaker 1: I have two. I have two Destinies, like I have
Speaker 1: two Destiny grim Wars. I I think I know what happens.
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 3: I have so much D and D books about like
Speaker 3: so many, so much. I know what I said, I
Speaker 3: know it was wrong. I stand by my words.
Speaker 1: Okayn't always a creative choice. Relaxed.
Speaker 3: That's threatening somebody, but not. It's like I know what's
Speaker 3: gonna happen, but I have no clue. Like I still
Speaker 3: don't know anywhere near enough about the Forgotten Realms, even
Speaker 3: though I played a game in that world for a
Speaker 3: thousand hours and I've done all this, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I think, I.
Speaker 5: Guess, dude, there is something about metal gear though in particular,
Speaker 5: I have many times have watched YouTubers to refresh my memory,
Speaker 5: and it doesn't stay.
Speaker 1: Most I always forget. It's always a new experience.
Speaker 4: It's like I'm a fucking retard with metal gear solid
Speaker 4: and it's it's great.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have any other way to Every now and again,
Speaker 1: I'll go, I'll get back into it. I'll be like,
Speaker 1: he's whose son, Like I know, I've seen the snake
Speaker 1: Eater fucking the lore three or four times easily, and
Speaker 1: I still need to re be reminded.
Speaker 3: It's crazy they give his law as the funniest because
Speaker 3: it's like it's trying to tell you that, like this
Speaker 3: is the idea that he had upon one and it's like, no,
Speaker 3: he did not. There's no way he was this deep
Speaker 3: in one, Like, what do you mean Kojima did not
Speaker 3: write all three of those games?
Speaker 1: No, nobody, that's but it's like that's not true of anybody.
Speaker 3: But the idea of the concept, the concept is like,
Speaker 3: this is all happening to by They seemed just like, no,
Speaker 3: it wasn't. Don't fucking lie to me.
Speaker 1: No, But that's that's technically.
Speaker 3: I think actually it might because of Metal Gear.
Speaker 1: It actually might look the original met the original Metal
Speaker 1: Gear games are interesting. I think, Uh, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I whenever that's a thing, when it's like, oh, this
Speaker 4: is planned in advance, I actually think it's a lamer
Speaker 4: than it is. If somebody just writes a story with
Speaker 4: a bunch of twists and turns, and then they take
Speaker 4: it and then they're like, oh, what does this imply?
Speaker 4: And then they build off of that and try to
Speaker 4: make it make sense. And if they do that in
Speaker 4: like a satisfying way, I think that's way cooler than
Speaker 4: planning and do with that.
Speaker 3: But I think that's cool.
Speaker 1: I think it's more creative.
Speaker 4: I think it's more like I think it leads to
Speaker 4: more interesting decisions, and I think most great most great
Speaker 4: ship is done like that. Like very few people if
Speaker 4: anybody really writes the entire saga in advance, and if
Speaker 4: they do, chances are they change it pretty drastically, just
Speaker 4: based on like reception or just or how they feel
Speaker 4: or how they feel over time.
Speaker 1: And that's it right there.
Speaker 5: If you try to write something in its entirety in advance,
Speaker 5: it's no matter what, it can't be that good because.
Speaker 1: You're gonna change idea. You always get better ideas from
Speaker 1: just existing in the world. People.
Speaker 5: Oh, I never thought of that. That is a way better,
Speaker 5: Like it would be stupid to do that. Yeah, it's
Speaker 5: because I could, because like I don't think people. I
Speaker 5: don't think people write, Like no one really writes all
Speaker 5: of it. And like ahead, I got all three books ready,
Speaker 5: I just gotta get them published.
Speaker 1: And you just publish from that moment. No, no, it's
Speaker 1: not how it works.
Speaker 3: Like but like I think you have to have you
Speaker 3: have to know where you're landing. I think that's the
Speaker 3: biggest problem with a lot of things. People don't know
Speaker 3: where they're supposed to landing. They know where they take off,
Speaker 3: they kind of know how they're flying, they don't know
Speaker 3: where the fun, they're gonna land and they crash.
Speaker 1: But I yeah, I just feel like it's it.
Speaker 4: Reception ties into how people tell stories too, and it's
Speaker 4: what like why like Star Wars because Middle Solid two was.
Speaker 1: Like it was a new character and people were upset
Speaker 1: about it, and so they were. But Kojima is like stubborn,
Speaker 1: so he's like, well, I don't want to make Solid
Speaker 1: Snake again, but.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna, but I'm gonna do it in a way
Speaker 4: that I can have. I can do it and also
Speaker 4: not do it anymore like that. It's not Solid Snake,
Speaker 4: that's Snaked Snake. And this is in the sixties, so
Speaker 4: it's not even the same character. It's the same actor
Speaker 4: and everything is.
Speaker 1: But it's that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: But it's cool it's not him, But no, it's not
Speaker 3: not at all.
Speaker 1: There are different characters.
Speaker 3: Actually they're entirely different characters.
Speaker 1: But but I mean, like even in just the way
Speaker 1: that they're performed or whatever.
Speaker 4: The physicality of them, like should they're just different people.
Speaker 4: I like, But yeah, you're look, the middle said lower
Speaker 4: is crazy. I still really only have a cursory understanding
Speaker 4: of what the fuck's going on.
Speaker 3: I know, what's happening.
Speaker 1: But it's awesome.
Speaker 3: Clearly that I don't know what the fox is on,
Speaker 3: Like there's clearly lore in there that you ask Cool
Speaker 3: Jiam about.
Speaker 1: He be like, oh yeah it is there, be like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, I like that. I just like that.
Speaker 4: It's like steeped in like real history, like that's there's
Speaker 4: always like something like that that really is happening. And
Speaker 4: then underneath it, it's like here's some fucking skitzo, fucking
Speaker 4: conspiracy theory that I have about like some some dude
Speaker 4: making a bipedal walking tank in the sixties.
Speaker 1: Okay, solid man, Yeah cool. That new game is really
Speaker 1: good man. It's a solid remake. They got the apescape
Speaker 1: game mode in there too. It's in there, yeah, on
Speaker 1: the PlayStation one, on every other platform. It's like Bomberman,
Speaker 1: which is even weirder because I'm just like I I
Speaker 1: haven't seen Bomberman in like for like a long ass.
Speaker 3: They killed him in a six in a public square.
Speaker 1: They executed Bomberman in the public ser.
Speaker 3: Him into a Bilge building. They were like, hey, guys,
Speaker 3: look at this building, and he was like I'm bombing man,
Speaker 3: bomba bomb bomb bomb. They blew him up.
Speaker 1: They blew up Bomberman his own bombs. That's really tragic.
Speaker 1: It's not tragic, more comedic. Okay, I don't know what
Speaker 1: to say. No, it's not I don't know. Let me
Speaker 1: find another question.
Speaker 5: I remember correctly, there's a like a politician or something.
Speaker 1: Did he with the exact name? His name is hide Ka? No?
Speaker 5: Really, yeah, I'm trying to remember. I was like, when
Speaker 5: did I hear about this? Because it has the exact same.
Speaker 1: Name, and was it just a lie his name is Bomber? No?
Speaker 5: Because I was learning about because there was there was
Speaker 5: like a jap There was a Japanese cult that got
Speaker 5: some like Saren Gas and then they released him on
Speaker 5: the trains and ship.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember that.
Speaker 5: It was like some cult leader ship and around that time,
Speaker 5: I think there was a I'm trying to think. I'm like,
Speaker 5: there's a guy named Hideo Kajima that is somewhat involved that.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, it's literally that's crazy. It's the exact
Speaker 5: same name, and I'm trying to remember who he was.
Speaker 1: I feel like Japanese are not really a good point.
Speaker 3: There's a very few of them.
Speaker 1: It's a good point. Man of action rode in. In
Speaker 1: the last episode, you mentioned that you wanted to make
Speaker 1: scumbag shirts for Chris and Derek, but couldn't find one
Speaker 1: for Derek. What wouldn't mind be it? It would be
Speaker 1: that one photo that you have of me, like you're
Speaker 1: sweating and crying and during the during the pandemic. I think, right,
Speaker 1: that's a great image. That is your image on my phone?
Speaker 1: Is it really?
Speaker 3: Every time you called me, I'm like, oh, this.
Speaker 1: Look at this one.
Speaker 5: I don't I don't know what this one.
Speaker 1: I have everyone every show too.
Speaker 4: I don't even know. I don't even know if I
Speaker 4: remember what that looks like. It's a crazy it's crazy.
Speaker 4: It's like that Sam Hide image of him swollen but
Speaker 4: like but so he says, uh, but couldn't find one
Speaker 4: for Derek. You should use that pick of him from
Speaker 4: vide where he dressed up like the Joker with losh
Speaker 4: on his face.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Total, it's crazy. It's not a bad idea.
Speaker 5: I feel like you were not okay during that video,
Speaker 5: but I feel like you played it off like, oh,
Speaker 5: this is something I did because I was trying to
Speaker 5: make a video.
Speaker 3: It's like, no, you have an nervous breakdown.
Speaker 1: They tell me why. I wasn't okay because I took
Speaker 1: that die to die on my lips and that ship burns.
Speaker 1: I think my cousin was like he was trying to
Speaker 1: do like, uh, give himself a black eye for like makeup,
Speaker 1: and he was his eyeball. He painted his eye as
Speaker 1: a sharpie. Oh like my eyes really stinged. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't say, And I was like, yeah, he was fucking
Speaker 1: twenty two. Kids are really stupid.
Speaker 5: Man, Man, I forgot about that stupid Joker. That was
Speaker 5: when the Joker movie came out Walking Phoenix?
Speaker 1: Is it really that long? I thought it was old.
Speaker 1: I thought that video was older. No, because I did
Speaker 1: it because I did a Joker review. Well it wasn't
Speaker 1: really review. And then I also gave.
Speaker 5: I think it possibly in the same video. I don't
Speaker 5: know if it was the same video or something, but
Speaker 5: I did a giveaway because when I contacted Fleshlight and
Speaker 5: they gave me these fu toys or whatever, and then
Speaker 5: I did like a giveaway. Who can ever do like
Speaker 5: the best Joker impression? I would send it to them.
Speaker 1: That's such a crazy that's a great idea.
Speaker 4: You're just creating really horrible you're instigating so horrible content
Speaker 4: to be there for people who look back on being like,
Speaker 4: why the fuck did I do the flashlight?
Speaker 1: That was crazy? That's crazy. I sent him out. I
Speaker 1: was like the picture.
Speaker 5: I told them, don't report it to me about you know.
Speaker 5: I was like, once you get it, I don't care
Speaker 5: what you do with it. I'm like, we're good, we're done.
Speaker 1: I thought you said it was my picture. I guess not.
Speaker 5: He's a fool, lying liar that lies. Oh man, let
Speaker 5: me see if I can find that.
Speaker 4: Joker thing that would be I would agree that that
Speaker 4: would be a pretty good. Yeah, scumbag, just typing some
Speaker 4: black guy joker.
Speaker 1: Good luck finding crazy some black guy jokers or something
Speaker 1: like pop up some black guy slip not what what
Speaker 1: is this?
Speaker 4: Your name is so generic, like it's ruined, like your
Speaker 4: ability to search for things that you've done.
Speaker 1: A wait, is this like oh holy shit?
Speaker 5: No, this is like most of the stuff that I
Speaker 5: think this is is all the autocompletes are all that
Speaker 5: gay shit.
Speaker 1: Oh other it's just Twitter trash. But I did like
Speaker 1: gay all these people. That's crazy. I keep seeing seeing
Speaker 1: them like every now and again, I'll see them on
Speaker 1: on TikTok or whatever. I don't see somebody mentioned in
Speaker 1: the comments being like some black guy mentioned or whatever,
Speaker 1: like that's cool, Like that's that's all I want. The
Speaker 1: the what is it the most? Oh my god? Why
Speaker 1: can't I remember the name of the band Deftones? Oh yeah?
Speaker 1: That one was stuck in my head for a man.
Speaker 1: I was like, I do this one. I am okay
Speaker 1: anything that you can make into I am so gay.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, is perfect. It's written written for you.
Speaker 1: He's lied so hard. I thought I had it. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I didn't have it at all. He said it was
Speaker 1: my picture.
Speaker 3: I thought it was another picture of you where you're
Speaker 3: just have a fucking dumb add on.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I don't have it no more.
Speaker 1: Really sad that was a great image. Yeah, I'm really
Speaker 1: I'm really bummed anymore. No, no way.
Speaker 4: Every time I get a new phone, I just like,
Speaker 4: I just I start fresh because I just don't want
Speaker 4: to be bought down.
Speaker 1: Who could have sent that to and it means to deflame,
Speaker 1: to fame?
Speaker 5: You forgot it was my gym shorts from a from
Speaker 5: my middle school.
Speaker 1: Because the hair that picture is hair crazy. I used
Speaker 1: to have them those those gym shorts were the seams
Speaker 1: were fucked, the gym shorts of the hair. It's fucking psychotic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember image of you with a gun. I
Speaker 3: feel like having like paint on your face with no
Speaker 3: shirt on.
Speaker 1: Is that in that video?
Speaker 5: Oh no, it was me prepping, so I have I
Speaker 5: have no shirt on and I'm holding the gun with
Speaker 5: the IF for damn, that's my old Twitter. Man, I
Speaker 5: fucking hate the My old Twitter's gone, dude. There's a
Speaker 5: lot of shit on there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I've have.
Speaker 5: I really there's a few offensive meme threads I made,
Speaker 5: like maybe like in twenty twenty two that had some
Speaker 5: bangers on it.
Speaker 1: But I can't.
Speaker 3: I don't want to go look through him because I
Speaker 3: know there's a lot of racism on there, dude, But
Speaker 3: there's bangers. There's some banger memes.
Speaker 1: I want to do another one now.
Speaker 4: But I feel like I was scrolling last night and
Speaker 4: I had like a I hit a crazy I hit
Speaker 4: a crazy stride with some of the stuff that I
Speaker 4: was going saying, some good ship there were I was
Speaker 4: just like, this is these are this is the best,
Speaker 4: Like nine reels in a row, where I'm like, these are.
Speaker 1: All gold lilies lilies Instagram. The guy freaking both of
Speaker 1: his eggs. He runs down the stairs and just like,
Speaker 1: but it's so stupid, what a fucking idiot.
Speaker 3: So why then in the middle of breaking when he
Speaker 3: folds the other one broken.
Speaker 1: Fucking idiot. That's crazy. I didn't see that.
Speaker 4: The scream that they attacked, the edited scream that they
Speaker 4: attached to those videos, cracks me up.
Speaker 1: What is that fucking from? Wait, there's like an editing,
Speaker 1: there's like a fuck you know, I now I gotta fire.
Speaker 1: There's a video of it. Just for the sound of it.
Speaker 3: There's a video of a kid on a trampoline, right,
Speaker 3: and he's like jumping and he's doing like spins and
Speaker 3: he lands and for some reason he lands on his knees,
Speaker 3: so his whole back like bends the complete wrong way.
Speaker 1: And the scream he lets out is it's so funny.
Speaker 3: The friend starts laughing while he's going to help him.
Speaker 1: Audience, I need your help.
Speaker 5: There's a video that I'm trying to find where it's
Speaker 5: this kid that's probably half retarded. He's like he goes
Speaker 5: to backyard wrestling stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's not the same thing.
Speaker 5: Sorry, he goes to backyard wrestling stuff. He's a fan
Speaker 5: of insane clown posse, so obviously this should narrow it down.
Speaker 5: He does a RVD frog splash on ah, oh, this
Speaker 5: might be a different person. Sorry, I might be misleading.
Speaker 1: You. Forget all that.
Speaker 5: But there's a video of a guy. He's on the
Speaker 5: roof and he's doing RVD does a frog splash.
Speaker 1: And then he hits his back on the pole. Yes,
Speaker 1: so hard, and then his reactions like it's so fucking
Speaker 1: funny and I can't find it.
Speaker 5: If you can find that video, I forget all the
Speaker 5: other stuff because I don't know if it's the same guy.
Speaker 3: Dude, People getting hurt is still the classic go to
Speaker 3: make me laugh.
Speaker 1: Man, it is.
Speaker 11: It is unfortunate because it's just that I would google
Speaker 11: that when I was little, and I'd like, after I'd
Speaker 11: be done my homework and I'm stressed out, I'd go
Speaker 11: to family computer People Getting Hurt and I'd watch that
Speaker 11: shit for people hours.
Speaker 1: Do you remember. I remember there's a video that a
Speaker 1: friend of ours has put out all the time called
Speaker 1: fat people Falling, and it was this is it's mean spirit,
Speaker 1: if it's funny.
Speaker 3: I remember watching that. I remember watching that back home
Speaker 3: in New York a few times. Yeah, it's a classic video.
Speaker 3: It was like, what do you guys want to watch?
Speaker 3: Oh no, I got you guys.
Speaker 4: Unsc foward unto dong right, And has anyone checked in
Speaker 4: on Paul Jesse of Watson recently? I feel like he's
Speaker 4: been out of the spotlight for four years. At this point,
Speaker 4: it's only been blocking it with his huge hand.
Speaker 5: His hands had the ground and up growing it and bigger.
Speaker 5: Now now his hands are probably gigantic.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 5: Paul, Justseph Watson has created his own economy of like sustainability.
Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy. Yeah, he literally absolutely no one talks
Speaker 1: about him.
Speaker 5: But the last time I checked on him, which was
Speaker 5: probably like a year or so ago, whenever that was,
Speaker 5: he was his videos were still getting hundreds of thousands
Speaker 5: of views.
Speaker 1: That's the dream man to be irrelevant and sustained. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it really he hit the jack bottle of that's just
Speaker 1: knowing that. It's like shit, you know, yeah for us, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like he's doing well.
Speaker 5: And do you know one time I accidentally stumbled upon
Speaker 5: It's pissed me off. I was looking for an audio
Speaker 5: book about something historical, and I found a channel.
Speaker 1: Was like, oh sick, it was fucking Sargone. It was
Speaker 1: Sargon of a cod doing.
Speaker 5: He had he has an audiobook channel.
Speaker 1: It pissed me off, and I'm like, no, he's an
Speaker 1: audiobook channel, yeah, where he reads. He's reading books.
Speaker 5: So I stumbled upon the opinions about the US. And
Speaker 5: you imagine I didn't stick around long enough to find out.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine?
Speaker 5: Actually I don't agree with this part of the book.
Speaker 5: He's actually you know what, if it was up to me,
Speaker 5: I think this person would be white because historically, and
Speaker 5: I delete, delete the channel.
Speaker 1: Somehow Lenny delete the channel go into the back of
Speaker 1: the YouTube. Fine, Now they shouldn't have killed Lenny because
Speaker 1: he was not a minority. He might have been mataunded,
Speaker 1: but he was funny. They would have made the character.
Speaker 1: If they just made the character blackness would have made sense,
Speaker 1: kind of like the Green Mile. It made sense that
Speaker 1: he had to be executed a green Oyle.
Speaker 5: Wait, black man, No, my favorite this is crazy the
Speaker 5: good I like the part when the good person the
Speaker 5: angel dies.
Speaker 1: The black guy gets mudded like David Attenburgh, he kind
Speaker 1: of almost Yeah. Anyway, that'd be fucking dodget. They saw
Speaker 1: gone to be Gone, watch me bricks like bubble gum,
Speaker 1: what is he up to?
Speaker 5: Because he I remember a long time ago he was
Speaker 5: making a game called Necromancer Necromancer or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's clearly not a real game that
Speaker 1: ever happens.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw like a little all.
Speaker 1: Making fake video game about it.
Speaker 4: So he's like, because Mark Kerrn, that grums guy is
Speaker 4: also doing right where He's like.
Speaker 1: I'm building a game. I've been building it for ten years. Like,
Speaker 1: first of all, no, no you're not. What do you say?
Speaker 1: Who are you kidding?
Speaker 5: I saw I saw a piece of it, and I
Speaker 5: was like, uh, dude, I guarantee you if you give
Speaker 5: me unreal for a month, I would do better.
Speaker 4: I have, ironically, i've seen his work. I have done more,
Speaker 4: not trying to do anything. He and I blind made
Speaker 4: a game like a long time ago where you were
Speaker 4: just like running around dark hallways. There's like a heart
Speaker 4: aesthetic and your your hand was like just a Giant
Speaker 4: Cube with like a really high definition flesh texture on it,
Speaker 4: and you would just break posters that you would just
Speaker 4: like rip posters of the guy from Office Space.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like, what does that that go? Where
Speaker 1: he's with the coffee. I can't remember what that meme.
Speaker 1: It used to be like a more popular than it
Speaker 1: is now, obviously, because it was like one of those
Speaker 1: like text you know the text memes. Yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: the guy from Office Space and he's like saying, oh man, whatever, yeah,
Speaker 1: like three times. But that was the whole game, and
Speaker 1: I was like, we made this. This sucks.
Speaker 4: And I was like I looked at like the stuff
Speaker 4: for his game, and I'm like, I we made better
Speaker 4: shit in twenty twelve in Unity on our MacBooks.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? That's pretty sad. It's pretty bad. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm sure your game is gonna come out great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't wait. I can't wait so excited. Anything else
Speaker 1: happened really, that's about it, man, wrap this sh up?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, all right? Man? Really trying to find that
Speaker 1: fucking frog splashes pissing me off. I can't find it.
Speaker 1: It really bothers me and I can't find that scream.
Speaker 5: I've start a frog slash. Oh my god, Rob, John
Speaker 5: Rob they're related, right, No, they're not. Rob van Dam
Speaker 5: and John Claude van Dam. They're different people. They're different
Speaker 5: people entirely.
Speaker 1: I think they were related. Now if there's Jean Claude
Speaker 1: Van Damn and there's Robbing John John van clam clam, yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly Forbadea, how we said it just now, Yeah, so
Speaker 1: write that out right out. Oh my god, all right,
Speaker 1: I got to meet him and who he met him?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you go take up where I was at. Like,
Speaker 5: my friend was such a huge wrestling France. So we
Speaker 5: would go to like some of the local ones and uh,
Speaker 5: we went to one and then he looks like he's
Speaker 5: like five ten. He might be six foot, but I
Speaker 5: think at five to ten looks a little. He didn't
Speaker 5: seem quite six foot to me. Yeah, but like he yeah,
Speaker 5: he still taking those shoulders. Its fucking highest ship, these
Speaker 5: red eyes.
Speaker 1: He's like. I was like, this guy's gone.
Speaker 5: I would love to meet. He was like one of
Speaker 5: my favor wrestlers when I was growing up. I was like,
Speaker 5: I love this guy.
Speaker 1: That was.
Speaker 5: I'm so pissed because I around that time missed a
Speaker 5: lot of wrestling, even though that was some of the
Speaker 5: best wrestling that was happening on spack Down.
Speaker 3: Specifically, you missed that's.
Speaker 1: I missed her lot.
Speaker 5: I missed a lot of it was because I just
Speaker 5: they wrestling became so gay right before that that I
Speaker 5: unfortunately didn't get put back into it. They started, uh
Speaker 5: taking out all the dumb ship that made it good,
Speaker 5: you know, the attitude air. It was all retarded and stupid.
Speaker 5: It was going too far, taking some stuff out. And
Speaker 5: then Linda McMahon, Finch's wife, she wanted to get into politics.
Speaker 5: So they try to clean it up. They want to
Speaker 5: take the ship public. It became because they had a
Speaker 5: thing called the right to censor, and they started censoring
Speaker 5: a bunch of ship. They got rid of the pimp,
Speaker 5: they got rid of the porn star.
Speaker 1: Is it because like, what is it? Raymis serial ate
Speaker 1: a dog on camera?
Speaker 3: He looked plenty of times girls just flashed her titty
Speaker 3: straight up on regular.
Speaker 1: It was hilarious in one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was like.
Speaker 1: It was not clearly your soy Ray or something. Miamo Rayo,
Speaker 1: I'm the king el rayfe continue and then he started
Speaker 1: eating and I was like, that's fucking why would you
Speaker 1: do that on live television.
Speaker 5: You didn't even cook it or nothing. And then and
Speaker 5: then his little kid was there, and then fucking Eddie
Speaker 5: Grol came out and he was like, babe, fucker.
Speaker 12: Know.
Speaker 1: It was crazy and then that that's what started it
Speaker 1: and it got boring after that. Era was crazy.
Speaker 3: Bro, perk Angle, perk Angle gave me life. Perk Angle,
Speaker 3: he was all. He was a hio drugs real person.
Speaker 1: It is a angle, it's a it's a variation of
Speaker 1: a character. His name is Kurt Angle, but he was
Speaker 1: not a real guy person.
Speaker 3: Like like crazy, Like the fact that you're still alive
Speaker 3: is crazy.
Speaker 1: He made it. He made it somehow.
Speaker 3: He's clean now, but like he's why not, like why
Speaker 3: I might as well not be clean at that age. Honestly,
Speaker 3: I'm sure you might have seen the meme of film,
Speaker 3: because like he's in front of his house.
Speaker 5: His eye he's smiling and his like forehead scrunched up
Speaker 5: and he's like he's so wide eyed. N't be like, bro,
Speaker 5: what is wrong?
Speaker 1: Can you pull it up? I'm not sure if I'm
Speaker 1: I don't know if I recognize it from the way
Speaker 1: you described it. Angle. Bro, that shit was fire. Anyway, Well, listen,
Speaker 1: that's gonna do it for the main section, for the
Speaker 1: main section of this episode. But god knows where we're
Speaker 1: gonna go from here, but we're gonna read Percles, Percles Percoles.
Speaker 1: Yeah was that his name? No, but like that's like
Speaker 1: a character. Percles is a great characters is a great character,
Speaker 1: of course that is? What is that? Like house? There's
Speaker 1: a there's like a video but oh yeah, yeah, of course.
Speaker 1: And then everyone's like, bro, what do you do? Why
Speaker 1: are your eyes like? He's like, oh, that's angle. He
Speaker 1: was a part black for a long time. You did,
Speaker 1: I'm not even exaggerating. I thought, I don't know what
Speaker 1: I I don't know who I thought that was. I
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Speaker 1: was like, that was junior mister Perk. I don't know
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Speaker 5: J Fall Kayu effectively. Yeah, yeah, I love how Kayu
Speaker 5: is effectively. Charles Xavier, what are you saying now, Well,
Speaker 5: like looks Charles Xavier. Oh it's because because he's bad
Speaker 5: hearing that ship in like elementary school. Well yeah, that
Speaker 5: sounds like an elementary school joke.
Speaker 1: What the fuck.
Speaker 3: How do you guys know what Charlie Xavier is and
Speaker 3: why you getting cancer jokes at this kid.
Speaker 1: We're eight, you're gay? I'm not keep what's that? What's
Speaker 1: that clip? That was one of my favorite clips ever
Speaker 1: where it's like I would step my fingers and you
Speaker 1: will never remember you weren't. You won't remember that you
Speaker 1: were ever gay, And he goes, I'm not gay. I
Speaker 1: never was gay. I know exactly. That is such a
Speaker 1: good like I'm furious that I didn't imagine that first, right,
Speaker 1: it's such a good it's such a good joint.
Speaker 3: I think I think a lot who were like that'd
Speaker 3: be a good joke.
Speaker 1: But it's already been done. Now it's too It's that's
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Speaker 1: to you. He's gonna be like.
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Speaker 4: on the cover of far Red three. Like I don't
Speaker 4: know what he's wearing. I think it's like he has
Speaker 4: no shirt on, shorts and he's.
Speaker 1: Got like a red like uh that what the I
Speaker 1: can't remember. I thought he doesn't have a shirt on.
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
Speaker 4: I think he's got a shirt on. I could be wrong.
Speaker 4: Voss far cry. Yeah he's got like a tank top,
Speaker 4: he's got like a red uh yeah right, he's.
Speaker 1: Dressed exactly like this. Yeah, he has the gun, the
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Speaker 1: I would start crying really quietly. You're not really what's happening?
Speaker 1: Why are you next to me?
Speaker 3: Where's the lily?
Speaker 1: It's me Voss from fark right three from Jack this plane.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make you fucking cry. You're gonna be the
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Speaker 3: If you cry the cross a plane, you like, if
Speaker 3: you do, you're about the fucking I can't believe we
Speaker 3: didn't touch on this because it's actually like way crazier.
Speaker 1: But like the is it Naples?
Speaker 4: And the guy who was like on vacation there, who's
Speaker 4: like in a far christ in area now because he
Speaker 4: went to Naples and then like a revolution happened and
Speaker 4: now he's like franded.
Speaker 1: He's doing far christ over there.
Speaker 3: That been a friends and I was crazy too, friends
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Speaker 1: Is it? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Because I care whatever African countries are not paying them
Speaker 5: anymore because those countries were funded by African countries and
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Speaker 3: And their friend is like, oh, they're like, you don't
Speaker 3: have holidays right now?
Speaker 1: What they bout out a snam who cannot do these? Yah?
Speaker 1: What you doing?
Speaker 3: What I'm pissy in the street.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 5: Well, you know, fuck France. It's always been fu France
Speaker 5: and suffered more, not the people, but like the government.
Speaker 1: They should build a new France, call it on top
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Speaker 1: Never done that. Oh right. I posted like a thing
Speaker 1: on TikTok where I was like, I was pretending to
Speaker 1: just learn about lost prophets. Oh, and people were like,
Speaker 1: is this real? I could have sworn you talked about
Speaker 1: it before. Oh yeah, guys, it's such a silly man.
Speaker 1: It's a joke we're making. We're making sillies over. We
Speaker 1: joke around, We're making jokes on we joke. We do
Speaker 1: a little trolling. He said. That's a quote.
Speaker 4: By the way, he Donald Trump actually did down. Donald
Speaker 4: Trump actually did verbade him say we like to do
Speaker 4: a little trolling.
Speaker 1: And you said that he did. I swear to God.
Speaker 5: Here's something the he he was He said woky the
Speaker 5: other day, like describing something like woky.
Speaker 1: My favorite thing is like a recent interview that he
Speaker 1: gave where he was like I think people were asking
Speaker 1: how are we going to fix this and or how
Speaker 1: are we going to fix the country or whatever, and
Speaker 1: he's like, I don't really care. Oh yeah, right, well no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't care how the hell you do it? Or something. Uh.
Speaker 1: I think that was what he said.
Speaker 5: I think that was misconstrued because I saw that like
Speaker 5: quoted on like a few tweets, because he was saying,
Speaker 5: like he was talking about like how are you going
Speaker 5: to fix this country? And he's like, well, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: say this. He's like some people, some people like I
Speaker 5: might get in trouble for this, or some people might
Speaker 5: and he said like, but.
Speaker 1: I don't care, right, and then he continued. But the
Speaker 1: way people were saying it was like as if he
Speaker 1: didn't care. And I'm like, watch the clip. That's not
Speaker 1: what he like. Like the quote said that, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I was like, is there a ce
Speaker 1: mour under the text? It wasn't. So it was a
Speaker 1: weird kind of yeah, I wrote, I had a tweet
Speaker 1: that In the tweet, but I was like, this is
Speaker 1: what my Dennis said about my cavity was like, I
Speaker 1: don't care. Willie the Dead Spider.
Speaker 4: There was once a hero named Ragnar the Red who
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Speaker 4: from Old roor Eckstead.
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Speaker 1: to Saint Lucia at four. Damn. Charlie Kirk really thought
Speaker 1: he was that guy following Derek around like anime, like
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I really don't know. You explained more
Speaker 1: of it and I know less about it. Actually, I
Speaker 1: feel gay porn that got Memed about what I don't
Speaker 1: know I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I'm so sad because I know, I know it's so frustrating,
Speaker 4: like when people like don't get a joke and then
Speaker 4: you can't shake them aware. This is probably hell for
Speaker 4: this guy because we respecting so much. Delta Gamma literally
Speaker 4: fed this Todler last week. Wise is this little crying
Speaker 4: squimp his bugs Clamiel les Pie the third will David
Speaker 4: Gett to do a song for Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, the shout out to his family because
Speaker 5: the George Floyd thing, you remember that? No, so somebody
Speaker 5: that's right, somebody put like a fucking dumb ass, but
Speaker 5: he But the real thing is he was like, oh,
Speaker 5: blah blah blah, this was off shout out to his family,
Speaker 5: and then he drops the beat and he starts fucking
Speaker 5: like it's so and somebody put like another song over
Speaker 5: it that made it even worse.
Speaker 1: It's pretty snark tanks hung his trans girls going to Ohio. Uh.
Speaker 1: Colin Moriarty, Kidney Stone, Mason Daltino, Hello, I'd like to
Speaker 1: humilitate what I'd like to humiliate, so Hussies, hm hmm.
Speaker 1: And I'm in a hurry with murder. Old gay Zilla
Speaker 1: was hopping around and Homo City like a gay playground.
Speaker 1: That's insane. Pretty cool, pretty cool. Ultimate Ultimate Showdown of
Speaker 1: Ultimate Destiny a timely reference. And in this Our your
Speaker 1: are You're the Lord twenty twenty five, that's from like
Speaker 1: two thousand and three. I'm pretty sure that I was
Speaker 1: old YouTube. That was pre YouTube really, yeah for sure.
Speaker 4: Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny that was like new grounds
Speaker 4: maybe like flash that must be like maybe two thousand
Speaker 4: and three.
Speaker 1: Oh, now now I'm curious. Yeah, Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate
Speaker 1: Destiny original date?
Speaker 3: What yes, Why don't the Fairy Godmother make herself I
Speaker 3: don't know younger?
Speaker 1: Oh, December two thousand and five, let's do that. That
Speaker 1: was right at the beginning. Guse she doesn't want to
Speaker 1: like get all golden shit. She's like over it.
Speaker 3: I mean I'm sucking her like that too. Still, but
Speaker 3: like you just would then, so you would. I mean,
Speaker 3: I don't know you said like that's not stop.
Speaker 1: What are you saying? Gotcha? What are you off on
Speaker 1: the dike?
Speaker 3: Why doesn't make herself young?
Speaker 1: Because why? I don't think she cares.
Speaker 5: She ain't trying to get like all golden fun. You
Speaker 5: said you're gonna fuck her anyway, so it's still even her.
Speaker 5: She shouldn't have to do anything. Just make herself young, young, Okay,
Speaker 5: live longer.
Speaker 1: Why don't you do that? Shave, shave the beard, grow
Speaker 1: the hair out longer, straight shave your beard. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you shave your beard and straighten your hair, I like it.
Speaker 4: The world's your oysters. A psychopath. I'm tired of reading names.
Speaker 4: Let's just ended here. Two rats in a trench coat,
Speaker 4: Sam Porter bitches.
Speaker 1: Crazy. How they use this death to bury the files? Yep?
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean they're trying everything.
Speaker 3: Me think something's up.
Speaker 5: Files is gone.
Speaker 1: Man, It's so crazy. It's so transparent. Man, That's what's
Speaker 1: so crazy about it.
Speaker 3: Is like brother, really, if it was the deal, he
Speaker 3: would have just been like here, I didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's all.
Speaker 3: Like I didn't do anything here.
Speaker 4: I was hoping it's both the Democrat hoax that Bill
Speaker 4: Clinton has implicated it that they wrote, but also it's
Speaker 4: not real. But also it's on the desk. But also
Speaker 4: there's hundreds of videos. But also there isn't there isn't.
Speaker 5: It's just sup apparently now it has nothing to do
Speaker 5: with uh with him doing anything with people it just
Speaker 5: happens to now b CP and it wasn't that before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and he didn't know him or whatever, and
Speaker 1: he didn't know him at all, but.
Speaker 4: They were friends, but he was an informant, so he
Speaker 4: was actually trying to take him down. But the car
Speaker 4: doesn't mean anything, Pam, sorry Gallaine. So she was like, oh,
Speaker 4: no wrongdoing with anybody. I didn't see anything. And then
Speaker 4: they asked, do you think he was killed?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm like, you can't say that then, So
Speaker 5: you think nobody else was in on it except for him?
Speaker 1: And they still killed him? What the fuck does that?
Speaker 1: Why would who would want to kill it? There's was like,
Speaker 1: so no one, let's just kill him.
Speaker 5: You know, none of us that crazy ship, but let's
Speaker 5: just shoot him in the face because we're angry.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You see that immediately blaming Muslims too,
Speaker 1: That's that was real, Like he was like Muslims did this.
Speaker 4: I'm like, what, isn't it crazy? That's so good, that
Speaker 4: very powerful Muslim terrorcel in Utah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, the.
Speaker 5: Most notorious fucking haven.
Speaker 1: It's just a haven.
Speaker 4: It's a It's a haven of sickly sick villains over
Speaker 4: there sick Muslims. I think actually Osam Milan was there
Speaker 4: in retrospect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he spawned. He's responded, he responded. Utah,
Speaker 1: oh Jesus Christ, Sweeney has blood sausage, ariola.
Speaker 4: Now let's fry him up. Wild berserker, black man, backshotting Broli,
Speaker 4: reckless Rhino, the slok er two y so Dirpy'll all
Speaker 4: get kirked.
Speaker 1: Idiot, Nay nay, God me me, I'm trying to say
Speaker 1: this without fucking making it worse. Go for it. I
Speaker 1: can't say it. I can't say it's a slur. Let's go.
Speaker 1: It's that one, the one at the top. I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm so close to finding that trampoline thing. I
Speaker 1: haven't seen the rest of them. Me, gore fage it
Speaker 1: all right, there you go, there, you got it.
Speaker 4: He can say both of them, pretty good, don't. I'm
Speaker 4: not gay, not yet, now that you've been aware of
Speaker 4: you're closeted.
Speaker 1: H think I'm closeted.
Speaker 4: I can see the closet around you. I can peer
Speaker 4: into the fourth dimension and see the closet surrounding you.
Speaker 4: You've got a crazy hit box.
Speaker 3: That's time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the future where you admit that you're in
Speaker 1: the closet.
Speaker 3: I think I would have admitted I'm a gay a
Speaker 3: long time.
Speaker 1: Ago, because then you wouldn't be in the closet. But
Speaker 1: then what would I lose being gay? I think you
Speaker 1: like the closet. I think the cause the cause comfortable
Speaker 1: for me. It's like almost like whatever or whatever.
Speaker 4: Kirk no relation, Charlie Kirk Moore, like surely in the
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Speaker 4: pussy Quefer, Derek not Chavin, his innocent hashtag rame around
Speaker 4: that Asian can only bust with a firm hand on
Speaker 4: his shoulder. We like kicks him being on the second
Speaker 4: camera because he's a rotund bastard and fills the frame
Speaker 4: in a satisfying way.
Speaker 1: I did hear that before. Thank you. I guess it
Speaker 1: is more satisfying to have you over there, I will say,
Speaker 1: I guess like from a shock composition standpoint, yeah, as
Speaker 1: a perpetrator, as a perpetrator, yes, as a as a
Speaker 1: guilt I.
Speaker 3: Like being a self defendant. Do anything, all right, you
Speaker 3: guys can't change my fucking mind. Well, guys, you didn't
Speaker 3: do it. I didn't tell me he said he didn't
Speaker 3: do it. You didn't tell me he thought he was innocent.
Speaker 5: If you if you feel like you were getting legitimately
Speaker 5: framed for something, say like you're you're you're who you
Speaker 5: are right now, we know you clearly didn't do something
Speaker 5: insane because you weren't in the another state or something
Speaker 5: like that was one of those things. Do you feel
Speaker 5: confident representing yourself because it's so obvious?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: No, because like I would I would probably say I
Speaker 4: would almost say something outright where I would be like, listen,
Speaker 4: I know I'm innocent. I don't know what kind of
Speaker 4: bullshit legal trickery they're going to try to pull.
Speaker 3: I've seen people.
Speaker 4: I've seen people get off for obvious obvious ship people go,
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna I'm gonna let the let the lawyer
Speaker 4: handle it and we'll see. It would have to be really,
Speaker 4: it would have to be so obvious, and I would
Speaker 4: have to have such like damning evidence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for me to be like.
Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen, it was not he plady, gentlemen, look
Speaker 4: at this tape of me on the day that this happened. Uh,
Speaker 4: you're trying to blame me for something that happened in
Speaker 4: fucking Moscow in him Oh so strange cool, Yes, I agree,
Speaker 4: he says, agreed, agreed, agreed.
Speaker 5: Guilty, guilty, kill killed in the failing with a fucking
Speaker 5: gun that like reaches all the way up to your lost.
Speaker 1: A long barrel. Fucking fucking mounser's. It looks like it's
Speaker 1: a it looks like a Borderlands weapons. It's something that
Speaker 1: like it makes no some people watching already got tarps,
Speaker 1: radiant sh like it's Gallagher and Ship.
Speaker 3: Literally literally, the bullet is so big that it dance
Speaker 3: out the fucking barrel when it comes down the snow,
Speaker 3: and it's like, that's so stupid.
Speaker 1: It's a single use. It's a sing singly use, single
Speaker 1: fire rifle.
Speaker 5: I love the idea of just having like like arrows,
Speaker 5: having a backpack full of them, Like you gotta quiver
Speaker 5: on those guns.
Speaker 1: That's like a quiver of bows exactly. It's so stupid,
Speaker 1: so wasteful, it's the most inefficient. I'm gonna show you
Speaker 1: a secret that is so fucking crazy.
Speaker 5: I think words prosecution has one hundred twenty percent prosecution tuition.
Speaker 5: This prostitution cutions has a conviction rate.
Speaker 1: Of two hundred percent. Somehow this motherfucker guessed cu stion.
Speaker 1: But it so.
Speaker 4: You can only bust with a firm hand on his shoulder,
Speaker 4: all right, Right that already Charlie are getting treated with
Speaker 4: the last of us two style neck shot fatality before
Speaker 4: Trump was not on my bucket list.
Speaker 1: It was not on my bucket lies either. I gotta
Speaker 1: be real, No one's yeah my man.
Speaker 4: Takeaway Honestly from that, I was just like, what, Like,
Speaker 4: he's just not It surprised me that it happened to
Speaker 4: somebody who was so not powerful. I guess, yeah, Like
Speaker 4: I get I guess you could argue he's powerful. I
Speaker 4: guess because he's like he's got a direct line to
Speaker 4: the president and all that stuff. And I wouldn't necessarily disagree,
Speaker 4: but like, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, man, That's why I feel pretty uh, That's what
Speaker 1: I feel pretty confident in saying. I'd bet my money
Speaker 1: that it was like a grouper.
Speaker 5: Type because they it was such a big deal to them,
Speaker 5: Like when you look at the way that they were
Speaker 5: talking about him, because I didn't see anybody, I didn't
Speaker 5: see leftists talking about Charlie Kirk in a way that
Speaker 5: he's the main person we need to focus on or something,
Speaker 5: and you see like Nick Flint.
Speaker 1: Is, Yeah, it was like he was always like an afterthought.
Speaker 1: I could believe both of those things.
Speaker 4: I could believe that it was like, I mean, anytime
Speaker 4: somebody dies of a political party, like I feel like
Speaker 4: it's a fairly logical assumption at the very least to
Speaker 4: make it at least not necessarily to jump to a conclusion,
Speaker 4: but like I think it's fairly well reasoned that like, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's probably somebody on the opposite side. Yeah, but huh
Speaker 4: not unlikely.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty likely. I would say so, Like I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't even necessarily to people being like, yes, probably
Speaker 1: could be a leftist.
Speaker 4: It's it's the people who were like certain without a doubt,
Speaker 4: it's like anything even happen. And yeah, from the circles
Speaker 4: that I know, like Charlie Kirk's not really a relevant person,
Speaker 4: but to Grouper's he's like megarelevant, Like they're the only
Speaker 4: people who are, like who really care?
Speaker 1: So I could like co and.
Speaker 5: Tell pro he was like, well, some people would accuse
Speaker 5: Alex Joones of like he's never going far enough. He's
Speaker 5: keeping all the patriots at Bay, he's a secret Jew,
Speaker 5: Like literally these are what his dad's a Jew? Like
Speaker 5: they would say all this stuff about it. He had
Speaker 5: some white guy from Austin or some shit, he's a
Speaker 5: dentist or something, and it is.
Speaker 4: Worth noting that like he uh, you know, for all
Speaker 4: the fear mongering going out there about like the left
Speaker 4: wing or whatever, Charlie Kirk was totally fine going to
Speaker 4: college campuses and debating liberals. He was totally fine going
Speaker 4: to like debating like uh Hassan and ship uh huh.
Speaker 4: He was never debating Nick Quentes. No, he actually had
Speaker 4: a He was never getting in a room with Nick quente.
Speaker 5: He was banned from Turning Point Usa, Nick Fuintes, Nick Wines,
Speaker 5: imagine anfiltrate many times.
Speaker 1: Imagine being banned from turning Point Us. A yea.
Speaker 5: He even like they somebody asked him out right, like
Speaker 5: would you debate Candissans? Would you debate like Nick Flintes,
Speaker 5: You said all this stuff. He immediately goes, I debate
Speaker 5: Candissans and for anyone else, if you can get in
Speaker 5: front of me, I'll debate anyone. And he said that
Speaker 5: specifically knowing that Nick flint Is cannot get in front
Speaker 5: of him. He's banned from those events, and I was like,
Speaker 5: he's smart.
Speaker 1: Bitch, Yeah he was. He's not as dumb as people.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was cra he's a smart guy. He was crafty.
Speaker 1: Eugenics Cooney, Oh, Eugena Cooney, sid Eugenics Cooney. That was Cuty.
Speaker 1: Brandy Hudson. She alive.
Speaker 5: We haven't heard anything about her passing. It's crazy that
Speaker 5: she's survived. What if she's like she's like, she's good.
Speaker 1: He's like a good stadium.
Speaker 4: She's actually just normal and now like we don't know
Speaker 4: what happened her because she's so unrecognizable that no one
Speaker 4: would even think that's her.
Speaker 1: That'd be wild crazy. What what are you saying?
Speaker 3: I'd clap it up. I I'd be like, good job,
Speaker 3: Oh good, I.
Speaker 1: Like, okay, yeah that could have meant some yeah yeah, oh.
Speaker 5: Like have no like I like clap her up like plotter,
Speaker 5: you'd a plotter.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's what I meant. What I meant
Speaker 1: this one time, one time. That's a crazy way to
Speaker 1: say that.
Speaker 5: I clap her up.
Speaker 1: We clapped this girl up.
Speaker 5: I I swear this one time. I did not have
Speaker 5: anything insidious and like it was just a see.
Speaker 1: If I were you, I would have I would have
Speaker 1: been like, yeah, I was that was That was my
Speaker 1: joke that I was going for. It wasn't a joke.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good.
Speaker 5: I want one of my jokes that I need to
Speaker 5: tell to land Now, You're never gonna have it. I'll
Speaker 5: get there sooner or later. You wait, I really do
Speaker 5: want you to do.
Speaker 1: So we had this idea.
Speaker 4: I don't know if we talked about this on the podcast,
Speaker 4: but like we did have this idea of wanting like
Speaker 4: we wanted to go to like an open mic sign
Speaker 4: Sweeny up and the second one of his jokes fails.
Speaker 4: We wanted you to do the the Michael Richards verbatim
Speaker 4: rant that he did in the laugh at We have
Speaker 4: to we have.
Speaker 3: To have our friends there at the place. You have
Speaker 3: to like organize, we.
Speaker 1: Have to fill it with our friends. Basically, it has
Speaker 1: to be only us and.
Speaker 3: Like a few people that just don't don't know what's
Speaker 3: going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can do like a like a small like
Speaker 1: can we maybe get it in like the belly room
Speaker 1: or something. I'd like maybe, Yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Think that'd be funny to do that, like a like
Speaker 3: a zeitgeist thing where it's like it would belis you
Speaker 3: have people go on stage that are just not funny,
Speaker 3: but the room is filled with people that know the
Speaker 3: so people are laughing a lot, and then it's like we.
Speaker 1: Should fill it going on, we should, we should, we should,
Speaker 1: we should.
Speaker 4: Go to an open mic and fill it with our
Speaker 4: friends and then tell tell each other just not to
Speaker 4: laugh at anything, like trying to hold it in. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: I mean like literally just go to where comedians are doing,
Speaker 4: like live and then just intentionally like keep the room
Speaker 4: as mute as possible.
Speaker 3: That's so mean, isn't that isn't that incredibly me You
Speaker 3: know what that would do? That would literally cause them
Speaker 3: the spass out. Like most of them, they might actually.
Speaker 1: Naturally do the Michael Richards thing, because it.
Speaker 5: Happens a lot of them, a lot of a lot
Speaker 5: of them are modern himans, are ego maniacs, like actually
Speaker 5: so like they would lose their ship. A lot of them,
Speaker 5: like what's the name of the.
Speaker 1: Godel comedians are You're probably thinking, you're thinking of.
Speaker 3: Tony's clip right, start probably being racist.
Speaker 1: Like, well looks like jewish, Yeah, you look vaguely jewish.
Speaker 5: You're black.
Speaker 4: My entire value comes from the people around me. I mean,
Speaker 4: what's everbody watches kill Tony for Tony.
Speaker 3: What's the name of the guy? What's the name of
Speaker 3: the dudes that uh, the one that's called the machine?
Speaker 3: Whoever his name is Christier and the other guy if
Speaker 3: you went to the shows, he didn't laugh, I think.
Speaker 1: To lose their mind, just stared christ specifically, put your
Speaker 1: shirt back off. Kill kill everybody? Kill right, We don't
Speaker 1: want to He's he always he sounds like a he
Speaker 1: sounds a courage untleasht the Ravens.
Speaker 3: Ravens like like Lord General General ram O.
Speaker 1: That ship's so cool. By the way, the idea is
Speaker 1: it's so bad dark. If you're in the dark, they
Speaker 1: just blend you where you.
Speaker 4: It's hilarious how quick it happens. Jesus Christ, the curl
Speaker 4: sections of Gears won are I love.
Speaker 5: That they put what you call they put him inside
Speaker 5: a killer and thinking he just had a cloud of
Speaker 5: krill around him.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, my favorite thing they put the wrong arbiter
Speaker 1: that game. Yeah, they did. My favorite thing about it's crazy.
Speaker 1: My favorite thing about didn't want to play Keith.
Speaker 5: That's like putting like a different like the king from
Speaker 5: Game of Thrones, but it's like from before the show
Speaker 5: or something.
Speaker 1: One of them. You don't know, somebody like from like
Speaker 1: one hundred years before.
Speaker 5: Oh cool, it's magor sick.
Speaker 3: You don't have a dragon, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah, My favorite thing about is like when you get
Speaker 4: blended up by the crail and you're like you you
Speaker 4: get blended up. Your leg is still standing there, so
Speaker 4: your body's gone, but you still hear Marcus go ah.
Speaker 1: I feel like they took that for moratl komback. It
Speaker 1: was one of my favorite things. Some fatalities. Kung Lau
Speaker 1: cuts you into three pieces. Each time you get cut,
Speaker 1: you're screaming. Blue Cake sounds like a fucking like a megaphone.
Speaker 1: Turkey it is.
Speaker 5: It is probably one of the most racist things that
Speaker 5: ever heard.
Speaker 3: The way sound is famously credicted.
Speaker 5: It's so funny.
Speaker 1: I like that stuff. That's like law from Tech. Him
Speaker 1: doesn't and then you hit him three times and it's
Speaker 1: just like bro So anyway, Yeah, Brandy hot boosted bass,
Speaker 1: Palpatine voice, spell eye Cup and then he says to
Speaker 1: see you pe nagger, he has piss. It's like piss.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's like scary movie with like the.
Speaker 5: Jed I trying to hold it back and there like
Speaker 5: it's way too for it's way too Oh my god,
Speaker 5: cross what the fun It's like it smells so strong?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Wasn't there a story recently about some
Speaker 1: guy all over a movie theater?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they beat him up at the Demons they're
Speaker 3: fucking opening.
Speaker 1: But what's crazy?
Speaker 5: They beat him up the end fight scene, so everybody
Speaker 5: was getting hyped up by the music, so they were beating.
Speaker 1: The fuck out of him. I actually have a video
Speaker 1: of this. In just the world, this would have been
Speaker 1: the main story. Lily Lily sent me this and was crying.
Speaker 1: She was like, they're getting hyped on the music. That
Speaker 1: is so funny, and they had battle music that phenomenal.
Speaker 13: Beating up a guy who pissed. He's tea off, dude, Yo,
Speaker 13: did he really pee on?
Speaker 1: Why? He's too scaredally?
Speaker 5: You know, you know how they are apparably the best
Speaker 5: the theater after people get out smells horrible.
Speaker 1: I imagine that it's anime fans. This guy is at
Speaker 1: a certain point. You gotta get tired, don't you. He's
Speaker 1: hyped up. He's literally got the power of God and
Speaker 1: anime on his side. WHOA, that's crazy. They're still going,
Speaker 1: oh my god, another character taking turns beating him up.
Speaker 3: Everybody look token switch and they were like clapping.
Speaker 1: Somebody claps it to start beating everybody. Do yourself a favorite.
Speaker 1: Look up that video of the dude getting dude peeing
Speaker 1: in them and getting beat up for it. It's really good.
Speaker 1: I want to go.
Speaker 3: What is demon Sla? Apparently the movie is pretty cool?
Speaker 1: Is a movie? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Parts because it's it's the ending of the series, which
Speaker 3: is really stupid, because it's gonna come out as a
Speaker 3: show and be better probably, but whatever, I don't care.
Speaker 3: Chantings in it and one of our good friends actually
Speaker 3: really what Okay, I think I think you'll be in
Speaker 3: the next one, but he's in this.
Speaker 1: Oh I see okay, yeah, I see what you're saying.
Speaker 1: The next one, all right? Blue blonde eyed German man
Speaker 1: complaining to campaigning to make Pokemon two d again. I
Speaker 1: immediately I immediately auto corrected it in my mind to
Speaker 1: complaining because it was Pokemon. Make it to it again?
Speaker 1: Be fun.
Speaker 3: The animations were cute and interesting.
Speaker 1: Uh and behind him any word, you can't escape me,
Speaker 1: I'll chase you to the ends of the You guys
Speaker 1: need a cameo as a trio of Demon podcast, and
Speaker 1: it has been hotel.
Speaker 3: Has We cannot Unfortunately, we cannot.
Speaker 5: We can't be We're we're weirdly close to that show.
Speaker 5: But also we cannot touch that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't touch. Unfortunately it'd be funny, as though
Speaker 1: it would be funny. Femboy clown, uh, chocolate rain thug
Speaker 1: Zilla minus calm. Nice, that's no silla. Then he's missing
Speaker 1: a core attribute. Suck me dry and suck me really
Speaker 1: gay that you know you're homie.
Speaker 3: Deshawnh What.
Speaker 1: He just told himself a joke?
Speaker 3: You know that's everyone though everyone is telling yourself a joke? Effective?
Speaker 3: Will you tell a joke? I mean, I guess you
Speaker 3: only tell a joke you think it's funny. Usually you're
Speaker 3: not telling jokes. You don't think it's funny, right.
Speaker 1: I mean, not me? Do you? I do. I tell
Speaker 1: jokes I think are on funny sometimes when well, I
Speaker 1: guess that's not necessarily true, because I do think they're
Speaker 1: earnestly funny, But I like when people don't find them funny. Yeah, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's for you. Selfieh it is selfish.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 3: We got to a point in our house we were
Speaker 3: just telling jokes only to ourselves that we didn't care
Speaker 3: people laugh. We laughed at our own jokes. It was
Speaker 3: really bad.
Speaker 1: It was really good. It was it was a period
Speaker 1: of deep and deep psychoes. It was crazy.
Speaker 3: It was like, I don't give a fucking might laugh.
Speaker 3: I'm having a great time.
Speaker 4: Like every time I from Jalen, every time I tell
Speaker 4: every time I tell that brick joke, which I don't
Speaker 4: think I've told him the show before and I won't.
Speaker 4: But uh, every time I tell that joke to people,
Speaker 4: it's like a fifty to fifty split of people either
Speaker 4: get like a really big smile and they laugh, or
Speaker 4: they're just like genuinely frustrated that I've wasted their time.
Speaker 3: I love for me the joke that I've really fall
Speaker 3: in love with now or not the joke. The story
Speaker 3: is the kay coming on the Birden and kicking it,
Speaker 3: because I think that tells you what kind of person?
Speaker 1: Isn't that a real story? Yeah? Who told me it's not?
Speaker 3: It's not a joke, I said, story said story a literature.
Speaker 1: No, I was not paying attention to that.
Speaker 3: But I love that because I'm like, either they're gonna
Speaker 3: laugh at this and I think they'll be cool, or
Speaker 3: they'll be upset and that makes me even happiercasey're upset,
Speaker 3: I see Rick Ross or a cow.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. You lost a lot of weight. That's crazy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true, but I'm sure from like doing a
Speaker 5: lot of a sexual assaulting. He sat all the pals
Speaker 5: for roofing somebody, Fuck it, I'm a roofing.
Speaker 1: This dumb bitch gg A four swing set glitch funnily
Speaker 1: swings cut into the American Hearing Foundation. That's crazy. He
Speaker 1: just doesn't get faid. All your money just goes to
Speaker 1: the American Holy Ship. Yeah, I mean no, don't do that.
Speaker 1: Everyone's money should go to our Patreon period. Muslim eminem
Speaker 1: be like slim Shady. That's nice, not bad, he said
Speaker 1: Salim al Shady, So I kind of look, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: They put a knee on the horse's throat. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's that's how. That's how you uh oh damn. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Remember all those people that thought that those Floyd challenges
Speaker 1: were hilarious. Man oh yeah, ship everywhere George Floyd challenge
Speaker 1: people even emulating them recreating it.
Speaker 5: A crowder did a challenge remember that ship?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he and then he didn't actually do
Speaker 1: it because he understood it intrinsically that they would be
Speaker 1: dangerous to do it. Uh Muslim, And I read that
Speaker 1: already pouring one out for mister w f M my
Speaker 1: fallen name neighbor. What did Chris Chris think of my
Speaker 1: friendly neighborhood as abygn I'll never forget that delivery. Isn't
Speaker 1: that shit gone? Isn't he like that that I heard
Speaker 1: the like done or something? Maybe?
Speaker 4: I mean, it's surprising to me that it's still happening
Speaker 4: quite frankly, yeah, not as a way of like, I
Speaker 4: can't speak to the quality of that conda.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's a shocking that something is that
Speaker 1: that's old is still around. I would have expected a
Speaker 1: long time ago. Big Meaty stinks the Moon's frequencies. Tell
Speaker 1: me to kill Sweeney.
Speaker 4: I forgot to mention this. For fifty dollars a month,
Speaker 4: you get full access to Kingston's antal cavity. Gay actor
Speaker 4: Rosebud Delicious, Charlie Kirk, captain of the Gay Enterprise. Sorry,
Speaker 4: I can't I had a Burrito Dell the funky homosexual
Speaker 4: Heath paying more for concessions than forty X tickets. GIDS
Speaker 4: Synagogue masshooting created by a big black transman in a
Speaker 4: three swing moon shirt and a scumbag hat.
Speaker 1: That actually be truly hell, god damn, that would be
Speaker 1: so mad, be damaging to our pro I would immediately
Speaker 1: be like, I don't know these guys. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: I would actually like we would all just understand. It's
Speaker 1: like we haven't met each other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't know these men.
Speaker 1: I mean the next episode will be Snart Tank episode one.
Speaker 1: It should be like, hey, hey, these guys I just met,
Speaker 1: We're going to start a podcast pleasure pleasure to pleasure
Speaker 1: to meet you. What's your name? I have to believe
Speaker 1: you because you have I don't marry. Okay, you're both
Speaker 1: berries crazy because I am also Berry. So this is crazy.
Speaker 5: I would save my hair lined back and I injected
Speaker 5: silicon it my forehead. That's crazy that his head got
Speaker 5: muscular essence?
Speaker 1: Put on? Can you ards put on costumes for Halloween?
Speaker 1: We haven't done like a Halloween thing?
Speaker 5: Did we know?
Speaker 1: If you guys are going to, I'll do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess I mean, I gotta think of something. I
Speaker 1: woul think any of the constumes that I used to
Speaker 1: have fit me anymore, But I'll get a costume.
Speaker 4: The best custom I have was that fall, I think,
Speaker 4: and that was Taylor made specifically for me, for like
Speaker 4: at a very particular time.
Speaker 3: So it does not fit me now I want to
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be the fat black panther.
Speaker 1: That's badass, dude. Getting that suit would be dope.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go spend a bunch of money on it,
Speaker 3: and you guys are not gonna worried that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be furious seven. That would be such a
Speaker 1: frustrating thing to see. I love that. That sounds great
Speaker 1: and I've paid like a couple hundred for I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm in I'm so uncomfortable right now.
Speaker 4: Why don't why don't Plankton run into the krusty krab
Speaker 4: would a gun and blow everyone's smooth ship smooth off. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean I should no rules against it. I mean, like, uh,
Speaker 4: it makes had that boy leaking Jesus Christ gay Charlie
Speaker 4: Kirk bleeds calm at his neck that said dumb Obama
Speaker 4: when he met Michelle, be like, let me be queer.
Speaker 4: Casey's becoming genuinely ritating. Listen to please fire him. Now,
Speaker 4: shot up, Uncle Charlie. He wasn't shot his neck just
Speaker 4: did that. I did see that one a couple of times. Yeah,
Speaker 4: next just did that. It's like the JFK just like,
Speaker 4: oh maybe his headges did that.
Speaker 1: Oh that's okay. There's another one where it was just like,
Speaker 1: are we sure it wasn't fentanyl? Yeah? I saw that.
Speaker 1: There were some good jokes that. I mean, you got
Speaker 1: to admit that there's some good that was, like, dude,
Speaker 1: the most out of pocket when we mentioned it was
Speaker 1: that like, what is it the three D sculpt from
Speaker 1: Bandy Namco. That's crazy of him dying?
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 1: I think I'm pretty sure it was a I.
Speaker 3: There was one I saw where the weapons good though
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 1: Pretty at a glance, is pretty convincing. I was insane.
Speaker 3: There was one for the weapons where it was like
Speaker 3: Charlie Kirk security to get in there a little too late.
Speaker 1: And there was the weapons. One you I called you
Speaker 1: gay and you responding that was I don't think I
Speaker 1: went that. No, No, I thought it was funny. I
Speaker 1: wanted draw attention to it because I did earnestly laugh
Speaker 1: when I saw it. He's like, I remember what you
Speaker 1: were saying. You're like something political, and I was just like,
Speaker 1: I just replied, you're gay, uh and he responded A sure.
Speaker 1: One of the kids from Weapons in the Dark running
Speaker 1: and it was like you running to Dick. I was
Speaker 1: like that. So it was so concise, it was not
Speaker 1: needlessly for both.
Speaker 3: I really think that template has a lot of potential.
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 3: It has a lot of potentials of just a kid sprinting.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna use it for something else. I
Speaker 3: was gonna make a meme about situation, but I was like, no,
Speaker 3: that's too distasteful. I'll hold off for now. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: I have potential and the next time something bad happens,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm ready.
Speaker 4: New Home alone where adult Kevin breaks into Marvin Harry's house,
Speaker 4: you know, like you could use a fucking lamp, uh
Speaker 4: cardboard pie.
Speaker 1: I came in his gay as so hard.
Speaker 4: I made m PreK, really, you boys are next Department
Speaker 4: of Horror rewatching team fortresses too to meet the Sniper video.
Speaker 4: For no particular reason, Pepe Pablo Ramirez defend the burger
Speaker 4: Town Ramirez.
Speaker 1: Peepe Pablo Peepee Pie pv Pomblos. You're right, Oh, just
Speaker 1: look at it.
Speaker 5: And I was like, I was looking at your screen.
Speaker 1: Are you may be paradoid? I was like, oh no, no,
Speaker 1: because like it's it's perfectly blocks the the one that
Speaker 1: you're on. I was just trying to, oh, yeah, slurmaxing
Speaker 1: dead bird, do not eat. Uh, if you don't puss,
Speaker 1: if you don't need to pussy from the back, you're
Speaker 1: not hungry enough. Goon. That was true plenty of times, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: plenty of times forever. Actually, goon devil, I've only that,
Speaker 1: I'm only I only know hunger in that way. Actually,
Speaker 1: that's why I don't eat. Goon devil, the man without
Speaker 1: come uh, they protect the land, They have sex with men,
Speaker 1: those who have sex with men, those who have sex
Speaker 1: with men, those who have sex. I still don't know
Speaker 1: what this means. Look up fast fastin US and behold, no,
Speaker 1: just I don't even know. I don't know. No, I
Speaker 1: don't that. I don't like the way that word is spelled.
Speaker 1: Fastiness gonna make me gay? Guy known for having a big,
Speaker 1: big head shot is crazy? Notice is bulge? Oh well,
Speaker 1: what's this? I can can't. I can't believe that she was.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we've even talking about.
Speaker 1: The hell divers. The hell divers mean that was written
Speaker 1: on the bullets. You're reading this, you're gay? Have you
Speaker 1: reading this? You're gay?
Speaker 5: It was a serious diver references. The O O thing's
Speaker 5: weird to me because I'm used to WU.
Speaker 1: I think it was. I was read it was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's two of them. They are separate things. I
Speaker 4: hate that, I know that, but they are separate things.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I thought it was the same thing. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're the same spirit, clearly. Yeah, it's definitely probably.
Speaker 7: Some of the energy the newer of people, these newer
Speaker 7: kids using the sure kids with them fucking fake ass identities.
Speaker 3: It's crazy how out of the mix we are. We're
Speaker 3: already old. We're like, man like, I'm getting left behind it.
Speaker 3: What does what does io N mean?
Speaker 1: In text? Io N? Yeah it means I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I I don't know what fuck In
Speaker 1: the context, I'm pretty sure it.
Speaker 3: Does mean I don't know, because I think I can't.
Speaker 5: It's the it's the the it's like jamming everything together.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think the issue is that Like
Speaker 1: for me as a nerd, I read that as ion
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what kind of weapon type is that?
Speaker 1: It is interesting? So like little magic. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: ib Jael or whatever. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I just busted out laughing, which to be just sounds clumsy,
Speaker 4: but like whatever, Uh why she was starting to sound
Speaker 4: like Candice Owens.
Speaker 1: I know, man, things happen, Yeah.
Speaker 3: People, people's people's plots change eventually.
Speaker 4: Transformation is to uh the boss and her speech about time.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, man, describe pot completely.
Speaker 1: Man. People, people get married, have kids, and you get
Speaker 1: influenced by the I'm telling you, man, the Alternative Influence
Speaker 1: Network was real. Yeah, there was some bullshit on it,
Speaker 1: but like you know, some pipeline stuff is uh unfortunately
Speaker 1: some people they're into that ship, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean I personally don't have any real I don't know.
Speaker 4: I haven't looked into it really. I've seen like some
Speaker 4: of the public stuff.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: I as far as I know, I still like Chew.
Speaker 4: I think we I think there's like a basic mutual respect.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but I don't necessarily agree with everything
Speaker 4: that she's been saying.
Speaker 1: I think it's really as long as My thing is
Speaker 1: as long as people aren't like, uh like hateful bigots,
Speaker 1: I can respect most people, even if I disagree with
Speaker 1: a lot of their ship. Yeah, but I like I
Speaker 1: have my those less like.
Speaker 5: So, I saw a lot of people say like that
Speaker 5: about Charlie Kirk, and I was like, I'm sorry, I
Speaker 5: draw the line at people like him, because it isn't
Speaker 5: just just you know, it isn't simple like I imagine
Speaker 5: Sho doesn't think I'm less than or things that gay
Speaker 5: people should be killed, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I could still so I could still be like, Okay,
Speaker 5: I don't like where she's going, but whatever, like we're
Speaker 5: all right. It's just you know, you say, we'll see,
Speaker 5: we'll see. I mean, I really don't know.
Speaker 1: People.
Speaker 4: People flip out like crazy, some people do change radically,
Speaker 4: some people get from one to another. I think it
Speaker 4: is just being online a lot, yes, because like I'm
Speaker 4: just not really like I am, but I don't like
Speaker 4: most of my friends are not online people.
Speaker 1: I barely barely like Sweeney actually talks to more online
Speaker 1: people than I do. Genuinely, dude, I didn't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, you just talked earlier about speaking to people
Speaker 1: that I'm like, I don't speak to these people.
Speaker 5: Chris, I didn't know it was Monday morning because I
Speaker 5: received a DM from somebody. I didn't even know that
Speaker 5: people were trying to get you fired from Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Didn't even know.
Speaker 5: Like I'm so divorced from a lot of the ship online.
Speaker 5: I'm doing stuff and then all of a sudden, I
Speaker 5: get a DM and I'll take what. Yeah, And then
Speaker 5: I watched your little bit on Sacred.
Speaker 1: I said thoughts and prayers, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't really.
Speaker 5: I was like, Nigga, people are trying to for They're trying.
Speaker 1: To keep fine for that. It's I mean, these iole.
Speaker 4: I like, secretly, I was like I was sitting there
Speaker 4: being like this is so ironic and perfect because it's
Speaker 4: exactly what people say all the time, all the time
Speaker 4: when and no one cares, which is the point.
Speaker 1: Yes, actually like this is good.
Speaker 4: Now, carry this now, carry this forward when somebody who
Speaker 4: is actually in a position to actually do something about
Speaker 4: this also just sits on their hands and it's just
Speaker 4: like thoughts, It's like, dude, I'm a podcaster, I'm a
Speaker 4: fucking I'm a We're just out here doing content stuff.
Speaker 4: It's like the people who are like Destiny's rhetoric is crazy,
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah it is. Justin's rhetoric is insane. He's
Speaker 4: also not the president. You know, he's not in the
Speaker 4: administration at all. He's not in the administration even slightly. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so like yeah, I think, yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 4: just feel like, uh, a rhetoric in tandem with active
Speaker 4: power is that's worth considering whenever you think about this stuff, right,
Speaker 4: I agree that, Like, dude, if a president, if if
Speaker 4: like dude, I don't even know, like if Mitt Romney
Speaker 4: got exploded and then Obama was like thoughts and prayers,
Speaker 4: I would be like, bruh, whoa, that is.
Speaker 5: Like fucking crazy you are that it's the joker, Like, yeah,
Speaker 5: Obama is wearing makeup right now, that's scary.
Speaker 1: But brother, I'm not I can't do ship. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to help you. Brother, I specifically wanted this not to happen, So, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. Uh yeah, people
Speaker 1: were people were mad.
Speaker 4: I thought it was very I can't I just like,
Speaker 4: I don't know, I can't empathize with people being angry
Speaker 4: about it. I adothize with people feeling that it was distasteful,
Speaker 4: because it was that's the point, but like to be
Speaker 4: so offended by it that you're like, get this guy
Speaker 4: out of here, Like, I just I can't take that.
Speaker 5: Seriously, You're a massive fucking pussy.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because all this other shit, they scream and cried
Speaker 5: and called people snowflakes when other people like say, on
Speaker 5: the Progressive Ideological Eye, we're trying to get people fired
Speaker 5: or something. I remember this fucking Nazi YouTuber, right, she
Speaker 5: just had a volunteer job and like one of those
Speaker 5: I was like, you kip or something, and then she
Speaker 5: got fired because of her racist videos. And then a
Speaker 5: bunch of people, even people that weren't racists, were like,
Speaker 5: that's fucked up. Who narked on her and stuff? And
Speaker 5: it's like, well, bro, hu, you would think a party
Speaker 5: that's not Nazis would have a problem with this person
Speaker 5: putting out Nazi rhetoric.
Speaker 1: What the are you stupid?
Speaker 5: But you know what I'm saying, of course that got fired,
Speaker 5: but like, oh, trying to compare it to something like
Speaker 5: this is so crazy. Yeah, just so fucking crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just it's insincere, and you know how I
Speaker 4: know about. It is like whenever I like, uh, because
Speaker 4: I got a bunch of like criticis whatever. We're all
Speaker 4: used to that we're online people. But like every time
Speaker 4: I would click on the profile of people who were like, man,
Speaker 4: fuck you, it would always be like, all right, let
Speaker 4: me see what they're saying, and it's always you know,
Speaker 4: not even it's just worse.
Speaker 1: It's just like blatant.
Speaker 4: Racism, just like actually it's me saying this, you know,
Speaker 4: like just like caricatures of like you know, a like
Speaker 4: fucking stupid and like uh, not tied to their name
Speaker 4: obviously because they're too cowardly to say these things.
Speaker 1: Yep, I'm here, see, I'm out here with my name.
Speaker 4: I'll easily stand by thoughts in prayers because it's fucking
Speaker 4: give me a break. But a lot of these people
Speaker 4: are like I'm Darth Fartiicus or whatever, and it's just
Speaker 4: like you're not because as.
Speaker 1: Just if they put their real name out, they would
Speaker 1: be fucking fired or they would get a fucking GoFundMe.
Speaker 4: I would take the risk now in this environment, in
Speaker 4: this environment, if you're a right wing person and you're anonymous,
Speaker 4: why what what are you?
Speaker 1: Are? You gay, Like what are you doing? Like it's crazy,
Speaker 1: that is so fucking true. It's insane to me, Like
Speaker 1: you could you're leaving so much money on the table
Speaker 1: by do you mean that? Broh? Yes they are man.
Speaker 4: I was fired for my job for fucking my views
Speaker 4: and the views is like I boil the black person
Speaker 4: in my backyard my.
Speaker 5: Views on and then here's five hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: I've never had more of like a me by my
Speaker 4: enemies kind of situation that I do now or is
Speaker 4: just like oh, perfect right, like I'm so like fine.
Speaker 5: Right exactly that exactly that.
Speaker 1: But people, but people were in my there were some
Speaker 1: people in my chat in my stream where I was like,
Speaker 1: he doesn't sound like he's sorry. He doesn't sound like
Speaker 1: you're sorry.
Speaker 4: I apologize and saying I apologize for putting Colin in
Speaker 4: a weird position for upsetting his audience.
Speaker 1: I don't really I'm sorry about that joke. That's a
Speaker 1: joke exactly.
Speaker 4: You're never gonna get me to apologize or something that
Speaker 4: I didn't mean, Like it's insane, that's so crazy.
Speaker 3: The same thing when people are trying to be like
Speaker 3: you need to family, say no, I no, I don't
Speaker 3: you know you need to feel empathy.
Speaker 1: He's like, no, I do not.
Speaker 12: We're not going to convince me to empathy with someone, don't.
Speaker 12: You don't know me that when you don't give a
Speaker 12: funk about anything else exactly, you don't need to feel empathy.
Speaker 12: I think it's a good trait to have to feel
Speaker 12: empathy generally, and I am. I am empathetic to certain
Speaker 12: aspects of it. Yeah, I don't like seeing a person
Speaker 12: like fucking wiggle around and die. It's like upsetting.
Speaker 3: I'm going to mourn someone that I don't think is
Speaker 3: a good human being.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there don't.
Speaker 3: They don't mourn drug dealers that unfortunately get into the
Speaker 3: drug trade because they need to provide for their families.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. They didn't.
Speaker 5: Even more like, say, like when it just came to
Speaker 5: like say, politicians that got assassinated by political opponents, just
Speaker 5: a straight up political assassination in like a scenario like
Speaker 5: this that might be happening, that might be in a
Speaker 5: statement that is an appointment opponent of Charlie Kirk or whatever,
Speaker 5: or of the right. Uh, they're upset about this, weren't
Speaker 5: upset about any other example of it at all, and
Speaker 5: it's like, miss me with this fake fucking shit.
Speaker 1: Dude. That's It's that simple.
Speaker 5: If somebody comes to me that has real empathy and
Speaker 5: they're like, bro, I can admire those people that felt
Speaker 5: bad across the out or they're paying attention, Like, dude,
Speaker 5: I cried when I heard about this or this or
Speaker 5: that or whatever or the thought of I saw the
Speaker 5: video Paul getting hit and it fucking disturbed me and stuff,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, I can respect those people. There are
Speaker 5: some of those people out there. Yeah, it ain't the
Speaker 5: ones that are criticizing y'all and trying to fucking you know, try.
Speaker 1: It ain't those people.
Speaker 4: I want to also say that it's like there's just
Speaker 4: such a distinct different between celebrating a person's dead and
Speaker 4: making a joke about it.
Speaker 1: I think it's so interesting.
Speaker 4: I don't think it needs to be said, but like, dude,
Speaker 4: if you, if you just if you've made a joke
Speaker 4: about Paul Polosi, like whatever, Like it's like kind of impact,
Speaker 4: and I have an assumption about people who would do that.
Speaker 1: But like that alone is not a big deal. It's
Speaker 1: it's the rest of it.
Speaker 4: What you say outside of it, and when you say
Speaker 4: that surrounds it, that like paints the broader context, So
Speaker 4: like whatever, this is key.
Speaker 5: Fucking One of the most people important people in this
Speaker 5: world to me was Kobe Bryant, and I saw some
Speaker 5: wild shit right after he died, one that annoyed me
Speaker 5: but also made me chuckle.
Speaker 1: There are made me laugh. It was like, I think
Speaker 1: it was like a call of duty.
Speaker 5: Scene or something where there's like a downed helicopter and
Speaker 5: the dude's like burning alive in the thing because it's
Speaker 5: on fire or something. Someone put that like immediately under
Speaker 5: somebody putting the doing condolences and stuff. I was like, god, damn, literally.
Speaker 3: I said Kobe. And he threw a freaking he tried
Speaker 3: to shoot a freaking piece of paper into a freaking
Speaker 3: trashcan and it was a helicopter crashing, And I was like,
Speaker 3: that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 5: I ever made it. We went to his the mural,
Speaker 5: the vigil thing at Staple Center when it was still
Speaker 5: Stable Center nows Crypto Center pisces me off. Anyway, Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: the cryptos got like mom arena, Yeah, Crypto Arena. Sorry,
Speaker 5: Crypto Arena. It's not Stable Center anymore. Stupid, So I
Speaker 5: was there and then even there there was a helicopter
Speaker 5: hovering above. Immediately joke started. Just bro, it's oh a shack,
Speaker 5: He's gonna try to one up Kobe and all this.
Speaker 1: We're in. This is the world we're in, you know,
Speaker 1: this is the world we're in.
Speaker 4: We don't take things as serious an as that we should,
Speaker 4: but like it's just a universal problem at this point.
Speaker 1: We have to we have Geni's out of the bottle
Speaker 1: with this one.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, because we don't, we don't have I don't think
Speaker 3: we care. I think the Internet made us more connected
Speaker 3: but also wildly less connected. Yeah, yeah, it's really bad.
Speaker 1: Like I want to care.
Speaker 5: I understand not having political violence is a is a utopia.
Speaker 5: So to cope dark humor is a great things like
Speaker 5: being a cop, being a fucking surgeon or whatever.
Speaker 1: You gotta deal with death, like all the time. Some
Speaker 1: of the stuff you hear them joking they see some
Speaker 1: crazy ship because they have to a sheltered life being
Speaker 1: a soldier.
Speaker 3: Friend was a freaking emt And he walked in and
Speaker 3: some guy like some guy you know, took himself out
Speaker 3: and he walked in. He was like, what are we
Speaker 3: supposed to be doing here? And he got do for that,
Speaker 3: And it's like, well, what the what are we supposed
Speaker 3: to be doing in here? Like what we are we
Speaker 3: a clean up crew? Like what are you talking about it?
Speaker 1: It's like who is the clear There is a cleanup crew?
Speaker 3: Yeah, not that, not the paramedic.
Speaker 1: That must be a wild thing to like apply for.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I like I like inhaling
Speaker 1: what's what's left of him? I like knowing.
Speaker 3: A handle in the middle of the room.
Speaker 5: I clearly you know why there's so much pedophilia within
Speaker 5: religion institutions because they figured out that they're unregulated, so
Speaker 5: they flock there. I imagine people who like dealing with
Speaker 5: death obviously flock to those type of jobs.
Speaker 1: Do you think that, like people who would otherwise be
Speaker 1: serial killers go to those jobs? Like wow, Like i'd
Speaker 1: hope why not? I mean it proof is in the
Speaker 1: pudding with with with the pedals.
Speaker 5: It's like, if they're doing that, it's not because I
Speaker 5: don't I don't believe for a second that religious institutions
Speaker 5: are birthing pedophiles. It's the other way around, if you
Speaker 5: know what I'm saying, Like people have them pedophiles are
Speaker 5: they want to abuse children, and they're like, oh, I'm
Speaker 5: going to join these things because they bring their children
Speaker 5: there still and there's still a thing. Nobody's regulating them.
Speaker 5: Like I said, like the Boy Scouts are still a
Speaker 5: thing even after eighty plus thousand sexual abuse cases, So.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you if you were a pedophile go to
Speaker 1: that place?
Speaker 5: So same, it's not that there's a I don't think
Speaker 5: the secret organization within the Boy Scouts that were Maybe
Speaker 5: there might be now, But what I mean is it's
Speaker 5: not like they're like, hey, welcome aboard, you know, Eagle
Speaker 5: Scout and then they're like, hey, we're fucking kids.
Speaker 1: You down, you know, it's like that ain't happening, and
Speaker 1: being like what you'd be like, no, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Well you're already in, so now you have to the
Speaker 1: kid AOPI Mick, I can't even say. I don't even know.
Speaker 1: It's just consonants do or will kill you.
Speaker 4: At ruins everything versus Sheldon Cooper. I guess it's time
Speaker 4: I finally stopped breastfeeding. You shouldn't be able to write that, Bud.
Speaker 4: You shouldn't be able to write that.
Speaker 1: When is too how is told it's too old to
Speaker 1: be breastfeeding. We'll take you like fifteen, Yeah, definitely twenty five. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's over twenty something like that. Yeah, I honestly don't know.
Speaker 3: The whole thing is lover breastfeeds.
Speaker 1: I genuinely have no clue the first green that's true?
Speaker 1: Ye lamo. Yeah, you don't have the conect to your mother.
Speaker 1: All you have.
Speaker 3: You're empty, aren't you?
Speaker 1: I get crazy? Hey, dude, that's whatever.
Speaker 3: Man, So I don't respect women, now, Okay, that was
Speaker 3: the foundation of respect that that don't have it.
Speaker 1: I agree with that. Rock On.
Speaker 4: You know, it's weird the whole time to be kind
Speaker 4: of like I get that it's natural, but like there
Speaker 4: is like what is the point at which that becomes
Speaker 4: kind of I would say, like the second they start walking, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the moment they' walking out, he shouldn't be doing it.
Speaker 5: But then what if they don't start walking, What if
Speaker 5: they're like, yeah, I trying to get to the squirrel conversation, Chris.
Speaker 1: I guess so you do have to. That would be
Speaker 1: something to navigate.
Speaker 4: I guess that's that's A hamster in a sock is
Speaker 4: now plus five after extensive use faculty. Actually the gate
Speaker 4: clown a clown stunt double died of colon cancer.
Speaker 1: Took his ass out. Nice when when's tragedy of arrange
Speaker 1: to coming out? Oh god, we should do a sequel.
Speaker 1: I'd do a sequel. I would never do that again.
Speaker 1: Why not? It'd be so fun.
Speaker 3: Craig be half competent, doesn't make.
Speaker 1: You know, would not put any effort in that.
Speaker 4: Craig a Canadian, Go go gadget car crash, it's your boy,
Speaker 4: seaning dcumshot gaming TM at grock.
Speaker 1: Is this true? Sweeney talks like he doesn't have a
Speaker 1: first language. We think the language is stupid.
Speaker 3: Soakay. I think language is stupid because of the barriers
Speaker 3: presented by language.
Speaker 1: Whatever there's there's language is. It exists for the barriers,
Speaker 1: But the.
Speaker 5: Barriers that are created by separate us even further. And
Speaker 5: so much is loss of translation.
Speaker 1: I know mimes have better communication than we do.
Speaker 3: No, but if we had one, they just show you thing,
Speaker 3: but invisible you gotta get it.
Speaker 1: It's up to you. I do always understand what they're
Speaker 1: trying to show. I never do. I never do. Oh.
Speaker 3: In fact, mime's scared because I could see what they're making. Literally,
Speaker 3: it's terrifying. I can see it.
Speaker 1: I thought you said you couldn't just now you couldn't.
Speaker 1: You can't just do that, You can't just know you
Speaker 1: disagree with you. Oh that's crazy. Don't even have a
Speaker 1: funny name. It's just grim Sweeney talks like he doesn't
Speaker 1: have one person with morals in our entire fun don't
Speaker 1: even got a joke, man, it's it's a really tough time.
Speaker 1: So he talks like A I read that already. I
Speaker 1: just like it.
Speaker 4: Kim Jong and the Keith core learning Kingston's voice actor
Speaker 4: is white, is fucking wild my voice actor. Yeah, the
Speaker 4: guy who plays you, the guy who voices you is.
Speaker 5: Kim Jong and a Keith Corps. I think that was
Speaker 5: a joke from like when we were still on that
Speaker 5: big table in twenty twenty. I swear that, like, do
Speaker 5: you know it's that that might be a long there
Speaker 5: was an alien thing in the Keith court.
Speaker 1: Dude. This is like a yes, yes, that's a deep
Speaker 1: lore that David Core, I remember that. That's deep lore.
Speaker 1: That fucking name. So whoever said that that must have
Speaker 1: been when we were recording in person, I think so.
Speaker 1: I think so.
Speaker 3: First and foremost, I someone said about me, I don't
Speaker 3: see like a white man at all. What do you
Speaker 3: mean closed close my eyes? Oh it's me Kingston.
Speaker 1: That's not how I say. It's me Kingston. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: I noticed that I would like some mayo on a
Speaker 1: ham sandwich. I don't know that's white. That's what we
Speaker 1: white people eat. I'm whatever, dude, I think, yeah, you
Speaker 1: sound white.
Speaker 3: I think one of my round people that are New
Speaker 3: Yorkers that are like that have like really accents. I
Speaker 3: started talking like New York.
Speaker 1: So when I was talking to my sister yesterday, what
Speaker 1: is this a chop cheese? I'll take a grilled cheese,
Speaker 1: thank you very much. I don't want my cheese chopped.
Speaker 5: Fucking weird margarine, you know, the cream upsets my stomach
Speaker 5: and butter.
Speaker 1: Let me get some yeast on this. My guy, he's
Speaker 1: just sprinkling yeast on it. Something is insane, like yeast, babe,
Speaker 1: that's disgusting.
Speaker 3: Me and I still were having a conversation yesterday, and
Speaker 3: I was like, he was like, why do you Why
Speaker 3: are you talking like that? I was like, what, what
Speaker 3: mean like a fucking New Yorker because she's like a
Speaker 3: very New York accent.
Speaker 1: But I was like I don't know. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: It seems back whenever I go home, it's like, what
Speaker 4: do you mean? I don't, I don't, few said the firefighter.
Speaker 4: Harley Kirk said the five Oh, I get it because
Speaker 4: he didn't. Yeah, I get it because at the other
Speaker 4: assassination the firefighter explode.
Speaker 1: Oh right, right, right right. If I was tempting fate
Speaker 1: with this.
Speaker 3: One, man, I really want to see what you're gonna say.
Speaker 1: Why didn't this this is all disrespectful?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 4: Why didn't his fat neck absorb the impact? Curious fumbled
Speaker 4: the six three trans girl. Should I kill myself?
Speaker 1: I mean no, damn you.
Speaker 5: That's a lot of that's a lot of a lot
Speaker 5: of scare up.
Speaker 1: Dang, that's crazy, A lot of that's a colossom. Should
Speaker 1: killed myself? Kill yourself? You should definitely rebrand, for sure,
Speaker 1: do a rebrand first. You don't just see pick stuff
Speaker 1: up and try again, exactly, just stuff off and try again.
Speaker 1: Try m h, Lord of all lyles. Try.
Speaker 4: Car came to be claimed to be pro life, and
Speaker 4: yet he just died. Curious I saw that one a lot.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of obvious ones. Yeah, even thoughts in
Speaker 4: prayers is obvious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course. Uh, she ride my meat, she ride,
Speaker 1: she ride my meat to balls till they Mara nara. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that. Obi want to blow me Jackson Vernon
Speaker 1: so gave. They call him slip in, Jimmy, Kremlin, dug Gremlin.
Speaker 1: I hate how.
Speaker 3: Luigi's mannerisms remind me of my nephew Mario. I don't
Speaker 3: know so much about the way he moves.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Now we're now, we're definitely gonna get copyright.
Speaker 1: It's a me, we're copyright. Heo, it's us criminals.
Speaker 5: He just I don't know the way he stands and
Speaker 5: he moves this arm and run so much of my
Speaker 5: nephews like ill who Mario?
Speaker 1: No Luigi, it's even worse? Is that is worse? He gave?
Speaker 1: They call this Jimmy? Can I have five dollars? Thanks?
Speaker 4: Loses it on a slot machine? Hey player, don't drop
Speaker 4: the chips and get me some, ammo?
Speaker 1: What is that? Don't drop the chips and give me some?
Speaker 1: What is that? I don't know. I don't know. I've
Speaker 1: recognized that from something. Chris is in the top five
Speaker 1: wiggers of all time. I agree. No, that's insane, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's insane. You're definitely not yea, not even close. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: who are the top five? Chris? Uh?
Speaker 5: Chris Oh, I say, Chris Maldonado.
Speaker 1: I see Chris Ray and uh and to for that's crazy.
Speaker 1: You imagine he is? Oh he is? He was? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean like he was like he does like Chet
Speaker 1: Hanks level. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think I think Chet Haigks is such a funny
Speaker 3: character because everybody was like really upset and it's like,
Speaker 3: have you ever they've never been to the Caribbean.
Speaker 1: It wasn't real upset, like there were people like it's funny,
Speaker 1: and it's it's funny. And it was that white guy
Speaker 1: who grew up in China and he has the Chinese
Speaker 1: accent that just looks like he's being racist. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: I love that poor guy. Something to SNAr chank to
Speaker 1: Bootleg Spider Man two instead of watching the episode. Hell yeah,
Speaker 1: how did you not that? I love? Anyway, you'll plan
Speaker 1: on doing some two x two x KO.
Speaker 3: That game is mad fun is that it's the League
Speaker 3: of Legends fighting game.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: But you can play with two people on one team. Actually,
Speaker 3: it's fucking crazy. You can sub in another person will
Speaker 3: be another character while they're playing. It's fucking sick.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I care about that. That's cool
Speaker 1: for a fighting game. No, I mean it's neat, it's interesting.
Speaker 1: I just I'm not enough of a fighting game guy
Speaker 1: to get into that. Really. I like it.
Speaker 3: I think it's cool enough, but I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't have the concept that we've asked for for
Speaker 5: a long time, especially like during the arcade days, Like
Speaker 5: it'd be cool if there was like two on two
Speaker 5: right here and then we just swap out real fast.
Speaker 5: It would be like so interactive.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that wouldn't work. You have bubbles double wat.
Speaker 1: It makes you like almost like a live game show
Speaker 1: type thing. They should make, Like they should make a
Speaker 1: fighting game where.
Speaker 4: No no where you uh you so you control your
Speaker 4: your fists, but the guy you're fighting controls your life.
Speaker 1: Eggs advice versa. You have to kill yourself first. I
Speaker 1: don't really know what what.
Speaker 5: Or is that you guys are both creating controlling like
Speaker 5: parts of the body, and you guys have to like
Speaker 5: work together to fight.
Speaker 1: You have to work together to fight each other like
Speaker 1: separately separately. That's crazy. It's a feature that everybody's been
Speaker 1: asking for confusion. Confusion. A lot of people play tech
Speaker 1: it and they're like, I understand what I'm doing too much.
Speaker 1: I'm too I'm too I know who I am.
Speaker 3: I'm comprehending too much, and it's ruining my experience.
Speaker 4: It's ruining my experience, not making me thinking of I
Speaker 4: know the rules, I know where I am on screen,
Speaker 4: I know what the buttons do, and so because of that,
Speaker 4: it's cliche.
Speaker 1: It's lame. Yes, that's crazy. I think it. I think
Speaker 1: it's completely I think it's completely valid. It's most certainly lame.
Speaker 1: But I want it. I want it so badly.
Speaker 4: Propane by Hank Hill. I love the way it barbecues.
Speaker 4: I love the way you like the gas.
Speaker 1: I love that clean burning fuel. I'd sell propane. I
Speaker 1: don't know what talking about it is. Five eighty three.
Speaker 4: Pappini Brothers presents Crash Course Cyberton. History rises to epicons,
Speaker 4: donk Donkerson, the cold swinging Slasher, Mason, the middle Head,
Speaker 4: Crazy Beds, a space king.
Speaker 1: Pepe.
Speaker 4: They call it mass effect because the mass being the
Speaker 4: mass being affected is weiener.
Speaker 1: That's sick. That's a new one.
Speaker 3: That's a brand new one.
Speaker 1: That is a brand new one.
Speaker 5: I mean obviously that would be mass erect.
Speaker 1: I mean, guy is right there.
Speaker 4: But maybe it's like Queers of War when when you
Speaker 4: said gays of war, because Queers of War was so obvious.
Speaker 3: What about as Effect? I definitely seen that.
Speaker 1: Actually, I ass effect was the one that I remember.
Speaker 1: Actually I have a I bought it from Etsy. It
Speaker 1: was all the batties, like you know, backshots. It's called
Speaker 1: ass effect. It was pretty cool. That is so great
Speaker 1: you owned this as a physical item.
Speaker 5: I don't know where it's at. Unfortunately, I don't owe
Speaker 5: this anymore. I think, you know, I think my mom,
Speaker 5: like we shared a storage and I think she like
Speaker 5: took some of my ship. And I'm still like, bro,
Speaker 5: she thought that way, I'd be so mad because I
Speaker 5: don't think I.
Speaker 1: Can get that back. Yeah, no you can't. You might
Speaker 1: be able to.
Speaker 5: It feels like mass produced, like the person you can
Speaker 5: get on EBA, but it's like it's gonna cost you
Speaker 5: too much.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna going maybe the prayers for Charlie's family. Can
Speaker 1: we make a story with our names?
Speaker 4: Delusional lesbian Lions fan Charlie murked, that's the one that
Speaker 4: I saw a lot too. He thrusts his fist against
Speaker 4: the post and still insists he sees a ghost. John
Speaker 4: Strickland Merks eighteen eighty nine. Five Bucks says the country
Speaker 4: that shall not be named as.
Speaker 1: Involved, it's not directly responsible. I thought that too.
Speaker 4: I think that a little bit less, although like, I
Speaker 4: don't know, man, nothing was surprised. It wouldn't surprise me
Speaker 4: even slightly. Man, I won't be surprised by anything at
Speaker 4: this point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nothing, honestly, nothing would chockman. Literally, if I was
Speaker 3: up there, I'd be like, what I got shot? It'd
Speaker 3: be like what I just there's so much ridiculous going
Speaker 3: on that It's like like that that.
Speaker 5: Fucking uh that picture that looks like you like they're
Speaker 5: circulator that we we we found we think we found
Speaker 5: the assailant. We're on the run.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would have how be real for me?
Speaker 4: If if you if you saw on the news tied
Speaker 4: to this that picture that we said was you of
Speaker 4: the monster who is like uh arrested for being sexual deviate?
Speaker 3: Yeah you saw that, I'd be so upset.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, how stress would you be? Would
Speaker 1: you be nervous? Let's go from the time to be
Speaker 1: like an eight, I'd be like fifteen. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: I don't want any proxivity to this.
Speaker 3: At all, going out for a very long time because
Speaker 3: I'd be like, I don't know how to do the
Speaker 3: only thing that would help me would because I don't
Speaker 3: have any I'm not logging myself really, you know, that's
Speaker 3: the part that's dangerous. I don't have my location on,
Speaker 3: like I'd have to start tweeting my location on less people.
Speaker 1: No, I'm in LA. That's why I have my Alexa
Speaker 1: on all the time. Yeah, recording me, I say, Alex,
Speaker 1: record me.
Speaker 3: Well, that's the wouldn't work because you can record you anywhere.
Speaker 3: I think you have to of like I'm in this place.
Speaker 3: Yeah whatever, yeah, fuck you. How about that first?
Speaker 1: David presents Yakoub's ladder, Jack ladder, so that Jacob's ladder.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. I found a Kingston with a needle, so
Speaker 1: he deflates found a very somebody had made something. I've
Speaker 1: seen that exact thing many times. Yeah. The ass effect
Speaker 1: is the what does it say? The legendary thick addition,
Speaker 1: there are all their asses pre rise Blake eight nine six.
Speaker 1: The advertisement Jesus cups. I got locked doing graveyards at
Speaker 1: the dick sucking Factory. All I got was lockdts. Previously
Speaker 1: mentioned Harriet tub Girl, please do a gay cover of
Speaker 1: Eminem's Kim No Him. That sounds crazy, that one, you know,
Speaker 1: the one where he's like describing killing her essentially one,
Speaker 1: so bitch you did me? So yeah, I know that's
Speaker 1: why I don't want to go on living in this
Speaker 1: world without you. And uh and then at the very
Speaker 1: end he's like plead, bitch, plead or something. That's crazy.
Speaker 5: I know he thinks he's cringe right now as fuck,
Speaker 5: which is really funny because that's a good song. But
Speaker 5: like that's so so angry angry, a good upset song,
Speaker 5: and like that's why even him and he's like.
Speaker 3: Guys, it was therapy. Yeah, it's getting even efty. Guys,
Speaker 3: this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It's not he doesn't feel that way anymore.
Speaker 5: I get it.
Speaker 3: Ye gotta be Evan ghelly and is like, I don't
Speaker 3: even know what that shit's about no more. Bro, that
Speaker 3: was like I was depressed. It's upset about not being
Speaker 3: Christian no more.
Speaker 1: Like that's what all art is is, just emotion. Like
Speaker 1: I look back at the songs I wrote, He's likea whatever, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't feel this way. You don't feel this man anyway,
Speaker 1: but anymore. But like it's I don't know I made it.
Speaker 1: I like, it's I don't know. To me, it's it's
Speaker 1: cool that I have a record that I felt that way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that to me is where the value.
Speaker 3: Of my compaintings are still just as vibrant and as
Speaker 3: meaningful as they were when I fucking ejaculated on the canvas.
Speaker 4: Okay, please do a gay cover mostly read DBC chapter
Speaker 4: thirty three, seventy one cover.
Speaker 1: What is that? Can you look that up? What is it?
Speaker 1: DBZ chapter three seventy one cover. Uh oh, it's probably
Speaker 1: something wild homosexual. I feel like it's gonna be a
Speaker 1: racist thing. It's gonna be like, uh, I don't know,
Speaker 1: fucking mister Popo. Yeah, it's it's doing crazy shit.
Speaker 5: I think it's like the same Is this the same
Speaker 5: person that was about the Was it the monkey lego
Speaker 5: or whatever?
Speaker 1: I really don't know. There's no way to figure out
Speaker 1: who any of these people are. That's very Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: Let's take it home. Yeah, what is that? It's so?
Speaker 1: Why is he so chibby, what's going on? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Gross, I like that at all, but I don't like
Speaker 4: that enough to point it out. It's a weird thing
Speaker 4: for you to make me look up. That's goofy.
Speaker 1: Derek's A seven X gay cover has been all over
Speaker 1: my feed. What's the A seven X cover?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Probably the bat Country one Can You Fuck Me? And
Speaker 1: in my Mouth?
Speaker 5: I love that the singers, Yeah Shadows was like, oh,
Speaker 5: this is better than the original.
Speaker 1: It is a great issue is It's like that melody
Speaker 1: is really strong. I really like that melo. It's a
Speaker 1: satisfying melody. That's a good song. It's fun. I really
Speaker 1: like that part attention.
Speaker 3: I hate it because you have I don't know we
Speaker 3: have a talent, but you do.
Speaker 1: Ship like that. That blows up. That's what I don't.
Speaker 4: I mean this so sincerely, I don't know what the
Speaker 4: original song is like. I don't know what the original words.
Speaker 4: When I think of the song, I think of that,
Speaker 4: I think of can.
Speaker 5: You me and my ass in my now fuck me?
Speaker 5: Like yamin, no cap has been burded to my brain.
Speaker 1: In Miami I heard that.
Speaker 4: I was like, that would mean that was me for
Speaker 4: a while with my cage the Elephant one, whereas just
Speaker 4: like I don't remember what the original song, I saw
Speaker 4: the live.
Speaker 1: Recently or something recently. Spring like the spring of the
Speaker 1: moment where I was like, oh, I have a ticket
Speaker 1: to this thing. You want to go? I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess it was them. It was them an Oasis
Speaker 1: and they did, in fact, Cage and Elephants. That's all.
Speaker 1: They were great, by the way, like their abusing an
Speaker 1: Elephant really good live actually, like they were really solid.
Speaker 1: They were playing with Oasis. Yeah, so somebody said I left.
Speaker 5: Did somebody say you want to go see Cage the Elephant,
Speaker 5: but like it was an oatious show.
Speaker 1: It was an Oasis show.
Speaker 4: Well, somebody said I have free tickets to Cage the
Speaker 4: Elephant and Oasis. I read Cage the Elephant. I was like, sure,
Speaker 4: I'll go get and then I as I was on
Speaker 4: my way, I was like, it's an Oasis.
Speaker 1: Is in this the beginning part?
Speaker 4: And so yeah, so I just let im getting there,
Speaker 4: I just avoided I basically avoided all the tray. I
Speaker 4: got to see the concert that I wanted to see,
Speaker 4: and then I avoided all the traffic and left.
Speaker 1: I do that and it was great.
Speaker 5: The main the main fucking built conscious going to enjoy
Speaker 5: everything there that spend that money for nothing, Well that's
Speaker 5: it was free, That's what it was free. So I
Speaker 5: was like, I'll definitely get and I appreciated the invite,
Speaker 5: but like to free that. It was the weekend, the
Speaker 5: thing I probably should have always so because it is
Speaker 5: something just especially I guess it is unit the beginning.
Speaker 4: I guess, but like I just don't. You don't care,
Speaker 4: don't care like I have not. I don't think I
Speaker 4: know a single, always a song that isn't Wonderwall, And
Speaker 4: I don't like that song.
Speaker 1: You know a lot dig for you? You know that one?
Speaker 1: You know that one? Anybody feels the way I did?
Speaker 1: Is that not bad? No, don't do that. I think
Speaker 1: that's not the same one, right, No, it is Wonderwall.
Speaker 1: It is wonder and what.
Speaker 5: God almost passing out, that's crazy, that emplosive overlay, almost
Speaker 5: fell asleep.
Speaker 1: I geniuately thought that was different until you started chaining
Speaker 1: into the fucking chorus, like, oh god, damn it.
Speaker 5: Wait, I know, I know, I'm completely aware that I
Speaker 5: but I know I know two different songs, but I'm fucked.
Speaker 3: I know know one song that's merged. You know one
Speaker 3: song that's divvyed up the two.
Speaker 1: That's like pocket full of Sunshine song where it was
Speaker 1: just like, that's the same song. I have said into
Speaker 1: the other song multiple times and I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: not the right song. Oh my god, I know I
Speaker 1: know another one of their songs that's pissed me on
Speaker 1: that sucks. Whatever that anybody the way I do about
Speaker 1: due amazing flawless flawless execution. Please play a song the clown?
Speaker 4: Please help. I can't see him get any bookings. Can
Speaker 4: you give me advice? Young Colin wrestling a car? Today's
Speaker 4: generation would have crucified Christ?
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, absolutely well not today's Well look, with respect,
Speaker 1: we only have tests to prove that.
Speaker 4: It's see, it seems that one hundred percent of the
Speaker 4: generations that encounter Christ crucify him. So I don't know
Speaker 4: if it's necessarily fair to say that have.
Speaker 3: A religion exemplifying.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying that, you know the study or you
Speaker 4: know they based on the numbers. Based on the numbers,
Speaker 4: one of generations would crucify Christ.
Speaker 3: You think you'd be like, hey Christ, I'm not saying
Speaker 3: nigga once before you.
Speaker 1: Die it's not uniquely now, it's all I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you say nigga once, No, my son, it's not.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means yet, psych I do.
Speaker 1: I doesn't want to say it. He doesn't.
Speaker 4: Fucking this deep little mouth, bad news guys. The CIA
Speaker 4: heart attack on only melted part of his face. The CIA,
Speaker 4: that's not even I don't think that's referencing the same thing.
Speaker 1: What is that even done? Who? Don Who? Donald Trump?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 4: I see okay, yeah, I got Donnie T. I forgot
Speaker 4: that he even had a stroke. Duct taping an old
Speaker 4: alarm clock to Sweeney's ceiling.
Speaker 3: That's crazy and I can't possibly get up there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's dumb, agermaxing Stevid too blurry too bigfoot
Speaker 4: is her pro life with a hypocrite?
Speaker 1: Yeah that's just meaning it's worthy, but it's like come on.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, sorry, miss Jackson, badly brave, Who's New York?
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Speaker 4: our list as always.
Speaker 3: You know who it is, you know him, you love him,
Speaker 3: You're terrified of his existence because he's true king.
Speaker 1: You know him, you love him. You're scared when he
Speaker 1: knocks on your door because you must have done something
Speaker 1: the King of hap Passard.
Speaker 3: You know you did something bad. You remember being a
Speaker 3: kid and being like, you know you did something bad,
Speaker 3: but you don't know exactly what it was, so you're
Speaker 3: just kind of like nervous about nothing.
Speaker 1: You're like, what did I do wrong? I remember pressing
Speaker 1: my ass flush against the fridge and shitting WHOA.
Speaker 3: You have to approach that as an adult and not laugh,
Speaker 3: but also not be like explosively angry.
Speaker 1: I feel like if you laugh, you traumatize him because
Speaker 1: you're being shamed, which you should be, but like, at
Speaker 1: the same time, the kids don't have the capacity to understand.
Speaker 3: Gets shamed correctly. He was like, why did you do that?
Speaker 1: I had to poop on this to on the free
Speaker 1: you know, it's crazy. It's a really embarrassing story.
Speaker 4: I remember when I was a kid, I was taking
Speaker 4: a bath and I was like, I was in a
Speaker 4: bath for like a really long time, because I still
Speaker 4: honestly take really long beds, but I was I was
Speaker 4: fucking small, so I would like float in there, and
Speaker 4: I was like I was pretending to be in like
Speaker 4: one of those fucking helic takes and dragon ball, just like, oh,
Speaker 4: I was like floating in there, my eyes closed, like relaxing.
Speaker 1: My dad opened the door. He was like, that's a
Speaker 1: weird way to take a bath, and I was like, brother,
Speaker 1: I was just trying to like, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I was having like I had a fantasy in my head. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're doing I was enjoying by saying now I feel
Speaker 1: bad about having fun.
Speaker 3: Big that is so far in the gap between you
Speaker 3: and him that there's no way he could understand that.
Speaker 3: He was like, there's no like, right now, you're gonnerstand
Speaker 3: your kidd they did something like that, right, you'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I get that kind of thing, your dad.
Speaker 1: Like when I was.
Speaker 3: Imagining things, it was like I don't know, having an
Speaker 3: extra loaf of bread so the family could eat.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh yeah, when I was imagining. When I
Speaker 1: was imagining thing, it was it was more like Walmarts
Speaker 1: in in the middle of the jungle.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, yeah, like praying for like I don't know,
Speaker 5: not wet socks and like my friend's wounds to be healed.
Speaker 1: Guys. Anyway, I got it. Someday you will find me
Speaker 1: Combney the Lancelide in a Champagne super no By and
Speaker 1: this guy.
Speaker 5: Okay, I do know that one The song is stupid
Speaker 5: as fuck. Yeah, so I was it was like, I know,
Speaker 5: I know one of you lock up a song. He
Speaker 5: looked at the lyrics of the song and he came
Speaker 5: back and reported to us.
Speaker 1: I was like, I just just learned it real quick.
Speaker 1: Read it. He was like, good, yeah, I probably should
Speaker 1: have just watched it. But I was just like, man,
Speaker 1: I dude, I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: They just because like you're never gonna see them again. Happened,
Speaker 3: but people have been not not a good combination as lately,
Speaker 3: so you never know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just wanted to say because I was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: I should be here for the for the there goes
Speaker 1: that Chris Ray gun walking out on us in my song,
Speaker 1: killing everybody. I don't even know if he's British anything,
Speaker 1: Pretty sure he is it. He was speaking completely perfectly.
Speaker 1: Everybody at him right now thought right at him, that'd
Speaker 1: be crazy if.
Speaker 5: They read everyone was going to your seat for the
Speaker 5: dynamite end or C four cage, that elephant cage, that
Speaker 5: throw an elephant in the cage.
Speaker 1: Break put in the cage.
Speaker 4: They throw me in a cage with an angry elephant
Speaker 4: with no space, you're technically maybe a little safer. I
Speaker 4: might die because he's just gonna get tired and sit
Speaker 4: down and kill me. That's a very cool I like
Speaker 4: Chris versus an angry elephant is a really cool spectacle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, watch in a three by two cage.
Speaker 5: I would love to see that, like those old carnival
Speaker 5: fucking flyers and ship like you know, you know what
Speaker 5: I'm talking about, the vibe of it, and just seeing
Speaker 5: this old time Chris, you know, scared with this fucking
Speaker 5: angry elephant, and everyone's just like, oh.
Speaker 1: I can't think.
Speaker 3: I can't go see the murder today.
Speaker 1: I was really great.
Speaker 5: And then we'll go see the bearded Bitch afterwards.
Speaker 1: Anyway, the furry slut. Thank you for watching, Thank you
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Speaker 5: Is there Goodbye, it's no bye, it's not no, it's
Speaker 5: There's fine.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Also, the schedule this week might be a
Speaker 1: little bit fucky because he's gone on vacation. Whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: figure out you guys are shut up, we'll figure it out. Bye.