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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 2>You could use one thousand dollars just in time for

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend. Right Uh yeah, there you go. Nathan's famous,

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<v Speaker 2>the iconic New York hotdog brand.

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<v Speaker 3>Which I believe in last week's meet report, not this week,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. But last week's was Bogo.

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<v Speaker 2>That's little side fact.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, what about Nathan.

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<v Speaker 2>They would like you to truly really get the New

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<v Speaker 2>York experience with the traditional Nathan's hot dog. Therefore, they

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<v Speaker 2>have felt the need to package and make available New

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<v Speaker 2>York City tap water Cannedan's New York City tap water,

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<v Speaker 2>which you can then use to boil your Nathan's into

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<v Speaker 2>serve them the traditional way that they are served off carts,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know, New York Metropolitan.

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<v Speaker 3>Area, except a lot cleaner if you're doing it at

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<v Speaker 3>your own home instead of that cart. Do you ever

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<v Speaker 3>look at those carts and just kind of stop and think,

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<v Speaker 3>this guy right here, you know, the one smoking the sig,

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<v Speaker 3>is in charge of keeping this cart.

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<v Speaker 2>Up to grade. You know, technically they're supposed to be

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<v Speaker 2>licensed with food licenses and what not. And so are

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<v Speaker 2>those people who have blankets out on the sidewalk selling

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<v Speaker 2>god knows what.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>But but you just have to take a leap of

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<v Speaker 2>faith with stuff like that. When you're in the city,

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<v Speaker 2>you know.

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<v Speaker 3>It's great, it's so tasty that you just don't think

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<v Speaker 3>about it. But after that individual is because I know

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<v Speaker 3>some guys who owned some hot dog carts, and from

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<v Speaker 3>our years working downtown we made acquaintance with a few

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<v Speaker 3>of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Could almost claim we're ten percent hot.

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<v Speaker 3>Talk, but we are totally We may as well get

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<v Speaker 3>a cart right now. Lynchataka's hot Dog Joint Listen and

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<v Speaker 3>BAF Pizza no, so with that hot dog cart.

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<v Speaker 2>Coming soon after they quote air quotes around the words

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<v Speaker 2>soon after they leave.

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<v Speaker 3>The you know, the sidewalking downtown or wherever they are

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<v Speaker 3>up in New York. Where do they store that thing

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<v Speaker 3>so that I don't know, roaches and rats and everything

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<v Speaker 3>don't get to it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>So think about it, dude, if you were if you

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<v Speaker 3>had at your house, where would you put it in

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<v Speaker 3>your garage? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>We gets in there. Roaches keep my car in my garage.

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<v Speaker 2>Ain't going to roaches in that.

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<v Speaker 3>I get that. Because your car is sealed, that little

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<v Speaker 3>hot dog thing has to have some remnants.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, on the subject of New York City tap water,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm all in I and firmly believe that that's a

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<v Speaker 2>key ingredient in the dough for New York City pizza. No,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no doubt about it. That's I firmly believe that

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<v Speaker 2>that contributes to the uniqueness of New York City ITZA.

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<v Speaker 2>But I never thought about the hot dog water angle here,

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<v Speaker 2>which is clearly what Nathan's is seizing on and getting

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<v Speaker 2>the attention they desired with this. Everybody knows the dough

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<v Speaker 2>is from the water. The bubbly water they have up there,

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<v Speaker 2>and then as well as the bagels, the New York bagels.

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<v Speaker 2>Well sure, and it's really kind of.

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<v Speaker 3>You feel good when you drink it out of the

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<v Speaker 3>tap there.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's the great irony is I have truly consume

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<v Speaker 2>New York City tap water and it's pretty damn good.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really good considering the film that is New York City.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I was there, but it doesn't make a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of sense.

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<v Speaker 3>Ye a little over a year ago is there And

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<v Speaker 3>that's one of the things that you highlight. You go, ah,

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<v Speaker 3>the drink in the water, it's so good. What they

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<v Speaker 3>should do instead of sending the water that's a good

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<v Speaker 3>news story. But why not just give somebody a trip

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<v Speaker 3>there to experience it? Like win a trip to the

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<v Speaker 3>well Nathan's hot Dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this is a contest to win the water, so

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<v Speaker 2>which you are available to scrap that eligible.

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<v Speaker 3>In Florida to win to scrap that of winning the water,

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<v Speaker 3>win a trip up there to try it straight out

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<v Speaker 3>of the tap.

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<v Speaker 2>All that said, and as much as I love hot dogs,

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<v Speaker 2>my go to way to prepare them is not boiling them.

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<v Speaker 2>I will tell you that, I uh grill would be

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<v Speaker 2>my preferred way if I have the time and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>energy to do it. I have one occasion. Microwave hot dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Not optimal, but it gets.

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<v Speaker 3>By when you're in a pinch, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, pan though, just pan Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice and fried unhealthy. Yeah, exactly, there's a way to

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<v Speaker 3>do it. Somebody said, it's been proven the pizza of

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<v Speaker 3>New York with the pretzels in Philadelphia and the bread

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<v Speaker 3>in Philadelphia is much different with their tap water.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Hey, the other bonus, and I'll just make

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<v Speaker 2>this as a general statement about Points North with tap

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<v Speaker 2>water a good portion of the year, it's ice cold

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<v Speaker 2>when it comes out. Oh you know here, you know

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<v Speaker 2>during the summer you turn.

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<v Speaker 3>On you our pipings upstairs.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, well if you especially if you've had your

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<v Speaker 2>house where you piped and those things are running through

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<v Speaker 2>your atticy gone. You don't even need hot water because

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<v Speaker 2>it's all hots.

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<v Speaker 3>You burn your lips off your face. Think about the

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<v Speaker 3>transplants move from New York have that amazing water that

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<v Speaker 3>has that bubbled as I said to it, and then

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<v Speaker 3>they move here and they're dealing with all the fluorides

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<v Speaker 3>and whatever that all these counties are getting rid of,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, chlorine taste, Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything's better in New York. I know. Come on, you

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<v Speaker 2>have to understand that.

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<v Speaker 3>The music they had, you know, beca.

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<v Speaker 2>It all comes out before it gets released elsewhere. And

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<v Speaker 2>my cousin has it, has it? He lives in New York.

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<v Speaker 2>It should be my favorite thing to hear at Peaches.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, your cousin doesn't have well, I talked to him. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Get ready for a whole lot of Stanley going on here.

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<v Speaker 2>The hardware company Stanley, Slash Black and Decker. They they

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<v Speaker 2>it's one company is suing the maker of Stanley drink

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<v Speaker 2>cups rightfully, saying that that their brand was hurt when

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<v Speaker 2>Stanley sent out a line of defective cups. Remember the

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<v Speaker 2>big to do over the defective Stanley cups are the lids.

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<v Speaker 2>They're saying it hurt them. Now, if that's true, why

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<v Speaker 2>didn't say Stanley Steamer or the Stanley cup itself from

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<v Speaker 2>the hockey jump in on this lawsuit? They should have

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<v Speaker 2>been equally as hurt, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean then you could rewind and say everybody

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<v Speaker 3>named Nathan should sue the hot dog company for using

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<v Speaker 3>their name to prosper to anything could be. You could

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<v Speaker 3>see it for anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Stanley Roper could jump in on this if he wanted to.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think he's still alive. Was Stanley in Free's company?

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<v Speaker 3>Was the show?

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<v Speaker 2>But was he gay?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Because he had a wife. I think missus Roper was

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<v Speaker 2>the one who was all horned out all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's right, probably because her husband was gay.

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<v Speaker 2>Stanley thought Jack was gay, right, Yeah, and then they

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<v Speaker 2>had the Ropers. Remember they had their own show for

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<v Speaker 2>a while. Did they really.

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<v Speaker 3>Anybody that's younger and didn't know what we're talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>It was company so far ahead of its time.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, two what was it? Chrissy and whatever? Two

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<v Speaker 3>hot women living with one guy. And yeah, somebody said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you definitely need to get a hot dog vending license,

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<v Speaker 3>Bob that we need to pat We need to start

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<v Speaker 3>a hot dog.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll get on right after the Yeah, pizzas successfully launched

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<v Speaker 2>at multiple locations.

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<v Speaker 3>And then somebody else in the water in Jersey too. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>everybody's proud of their water, we get it. Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just flat out jealous of the cold almost year round.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody else could fry the dogs and bacon grease. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's real. That's going the extra health.

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<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, as long as we're up in the Northeast area,

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<v Speaker 2>how about we go over to Baltimore where an Amazon

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<v Speaker 2>driver ran over a pedestrian this week in Baltimore as

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<v Speaker 2>she was in the crosswalk, then dragged her for a ways,

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<v Speaker 2>then stopped and got out. I went over to her,

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<v Speaker 2>and then probably got back in his Amazon delivery van

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<v Speaker 2>and left. I have the video of this whole incident,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, on our Lynched Taco blog a wjr

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<v Speaker 2>dot com and our Facebook page as well.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm guessing he's a former Amazon work he is.

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<v Speaker 2>Now a former Amazon worker. I'm assuming felt the pressure

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<v Speaker 2>of having to unload that van on time and deliver everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't believe there'd be another explanation for leaving. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>twenty six year old Jerome.

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<v Speaker 3>Young Jerome, not only did you get a pedestrian, you

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<v Speaker 3>got one in the crosswalk and then you dragged her.

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<v Speaker 2>Now in the name of being fair, here she was

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<v Speaker 2>crossing against traffic. She didn't have the safety walk sign

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<v Speaker 2>going yet. But as much as the Amazon drivers waiting

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<v Speaker 2>for that light to turn green, you gotta look left, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and left again before you punch it. Bud, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>come on man dragged her down the street and then

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<v Speaker 2>pulled her out and left. Well, yeah, there is that,

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<v Speaker 2>I suppose.

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<v Speaker 3>Follow up nineteen ninety three.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for keeping rock alive in Central Florida.

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