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Speaker 2: the weekend. Right Uh yeah, there you go. Nathan's famous,
Speaker 2: the iconic New York hotdog brand.
Speaker 3: Which I believe in last week's meet report, not this week,
Speaker 3: I don't know. But last week's was Bogo.
Speaker 2: That's little side fact.
Speaker 3: Yes, what about Nathan.
Speaker 2: They would like you to truly really get the New
Speaker 2: York experience with the traditional Nathan's hot dog. Therefore, they
Speaker 2: have felt the need to package and make available New
Speaker 2: York City tap water Cannedan's New York City tap water,
Speaker 2: which you can then use to boil your Nathan's into
Speaker 2: serve them the traditional way that they are served off carts,
Speaker 2: and you know, New York Metropolitan.
Speaker 3: Area, except a lot cleaner if you're doing it at
Speaker 3: your own home instead of that cart. Do you ever
Speaker 3: look at those carts and just kind of stop and think,
Speaker 3: this guy right here, you know, the one smoking the sig,
Speaker 3: is in charge of keeping this cart.
Speaker 2: Up to grade. You know, technically they're supposed to be
Speaker 2: licensed with food licenses and what not. And so are
Speaker 2: those people who have blankets out on the sidewalk selling
Speaker 2: god knows what.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: But but you just have to take a leap of
Speaker 2: faith with stuff like that. When you're in the city,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: It's great, it's so tasty that you just don't think
Speaker 3: about it. But after that individual is because I know
Speaker 3: some guys who owned some hot dog carts, and from
Speaker 3: our years working downtown we made acquaintance with a few
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 2: Could almost claim we're ten percent hot.
Speaker 3: Talk, but we are totally We may as well get
Speaker 3: a cart right now. Lynchataka's hot Dog Joint Listen and
Speaker 3: BAF Pizza no, so with that hot dog cart.
Speaker 2: Coming soon after they quote air quotes around the words
Speaker 2: soon after they leave.
Speaker 3: The you know, the sidewalking downtown or wherever they are
Speaker 3: up in New York. Where do they store that thing
Speaker 3: so that I don't know, roaches and rats and everything
Speaker 3: don't get to it.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: So think about it, dude, if you were if you
Speaker 3: had at your house, where would you put it in
Speaker 3: your garage? Yeah?
Speaker 2: We gets in there. Roaches keep my car in my garage.
Speaker 2: Ain't going to roaches in that.
Speaker 3: I get that. Because your car is sealed, that little
Speaker 3: hot dog thing has to have some remnants.
Speaker 2: Hey, on the subject of New York City tap water,
Speaker 2: I'm all in I and firmly believe that that's a
Speaker 2: key ingredient in the dough for New York City pizza. No,
Speaker 2: there's no doubt about it. That's I firmly believe that
Speaker 2: that contributes to the uniqueness of New York City ITZA.
Speaker 2: But I never thought about the hot dog water angle here,
Speaker 2: which is clearly what Nathan's is seizing on and getting
Speaker 2: the attention they desired with this. Everybody knows the dough
Speaker 2: is from the water. The bubbly water they have up there,
Speaker 2: and then as well as the bagels, the New York bagels.
Speaker 2: Well sure, and it's really kind of.
Speaker 3: You feel good when you drink it out of the
Speaker 3: tap there.
Speaker 2: And that's the great irony is I have truly consume
Speaker 2: New York City tap water and it's pretty damn good.
Speaker 3: It's really good considering the film that is New York City.
Speaker 2: Yes, I was there, but it doesn't make a lot
Speaker 2: of sense.
Speaker 3: Ye a little over a year ago is there And
Speaker 3: that's one of the things that you highlight. You go, ah,
Speaker 3: the drink in the water, it's so good. What they
Speaker 3: should do instead of sending the water that's a good
Speaker 3: news story. But why not just give somebody a trip
Speaker 3: there to experience it? Like win a trip to the
Speaker 3: well Nathan's hot Dogs.
Speaker 2: Well, this is a contest to win the water, so
Speaker 2: which you are available to scrap that eligible.
Speaker 3: In Florida to win to scrap that of winning the water,
Speaker 3: win a trip up there to try it straight out
Speaker 3: of the tap.
Speaker 2: All that said, and as much as I love hot dogs,
Speaker 2: my go to way to prepare them is not boiling them.
Speaker 2: I will tell you that, I uh grill would be
Speaker 2: my preferred way if I have the time and you know,
Speaker 2: energy to do it. I have one occasion. Microwave hot dogs.
Speaker 2: Not optimal, but it gets.
Speaker 3: By when you're in a pinch, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pan though, just pan Yeah.
Speaker 3: Nice and fried unhealthy. Yeah, exactly, there's a way to
Speaker 3: do it. Somebody said, it's been proven the pizza of
Speaker 3: New York with the pretzels in Philadelphia and the bread
Speaker 3: in Philadelphia is much different with their tap water.
Speaker 2: All right, Hey, the other bonus, and I'll just make
Speaker 2: this as a general statement about Points North with tap
Speaker 2: water a good portion of the year, it's ice cold
Speaker 2: when it comes out. Oh you know here, you know
Speaker 2: during the summer you turn.
Speaker 3: On you our pipings upstairs.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, well if you especially if you've had your
Speaker 2: house where you piped and those things are running through
Speaker 2: your atticy gone. You don't even need hot water because
Speaker 2: it's all hots.
Speaker 3: You burn your lips off your face. Think about the
Speaker 3: transplants move from New York have that amazing water that
Speaker 3: has that bubbled as I said to it, and then
Speaker 3: they move here and they're dealing with all the fluorides
Speaker 3: and whatever that all these counties are getting rid of,
Speaker 3: you know, chlorine taste, Bob.
Speaker 2: Everything's better in New York. I know. Come on, you
Speaker 2: have to understand that.
Speaker 3: The music they had, you know, beca.
Speaker 2: It all comes out before it gets released elsewhere. And
Speaker 2: my cousin has it, has it? He lives in New York.
Speaker 2: It should be my favorite thing to hear at Peaches.
Speaker 2: Oh god, your cousin doesn't have well, I talked to him. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Get ready for a whole lot of Stanley going on here.
Speaker 2: The hardware company Stanley, Slash Black and Decker. They they
Speaker 2: it's one company is suing the maker of Stanley drink
Speaker 2: cups rightfully, saying that that their brand was hurt when
Speaker 2: Stanley sent out a line of defective cups. Remember the
Speaker 2: big to do over the defective Stanley cups are the lids.
Speaker 2: They're saying it hurt them. Now, if that's true, why
Speaker 2: didn't say Stanley Steamer or the Stanley cup itself from
Speaker 2: the hockey jump in on this lawsuit? They should have
Speaker 2: been equally as hurt, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean then you could rewind and say everybody
Speaker 3: named Nathan should sue the hot dog company for using
Speaker 3: their name to prosper to anything could be. You could
Speaker 3: see it for anything.
Speaker 2: Stanley Roper could jump in on this if he wanted to.
Speaker 3: I don't think he's still alive. Was Stanley in Free's company?
Speaker 3: Was the show?
Speaker 2: But was he gay?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Because he had a wife. I think missus Roper was
Speaker 2: the one who was all horned out all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, probably because her husband was gay.
Speaker 2: Stanley thought Jack was gay, right, Yeah, and then they
Speaker 2: had the Ropers. Remember they had their own show for
Speaker 2: a while. Did they really.
Speaker 3: Anybody that's younger and didn't know what we're talking about?
Speaker 2: It was company so far ahead of its time.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, two what was it? Chrissy and whatever? Two
Speaker 3: hot women living with one guy. And yeah, somebody said, yeah,
Speaker 3: you definitely need to get a hot dog vending license,
Speaker 3: Bob that we need to pat We need to start
Speaker 3: a hot dog.
Speaker 2: We'll get on right after the Yeah, pizzas successfully launched
Speaker 2: at multiple locations.
Speaker 3: And then somebody else in the water in Jersey too. Yeah,
Speaker 3: everybody's proud of their water, we get it. Uh huh.
Speaker 2: I'm just flat out jealous of the cold almost year round.
Speaker 3: Somebody else could fry the dogs and bacon grease. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: that's real. That's going the extra health.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, as long as we're up in the Northeast area,
Speaker 2: how about we go over to Baltimore where an Amazon
Speaker 2: driver ran over a pedestrian this week in Baltimore as
Speaker 2: she was in the crosswalk, then dragged her for a ways,
Speaker 2: then stopped and got out. I went over to her,
Speaker 2: and then probably got back in his Amazon delivery van
Speaker 2: and left. I have the video of this whole incident,
Speaker 2: by the way, on our Lynched Taco blog a wjr
Speaker 2: dot com and our Facebook page as well.
Speaker 3: So I'm guessing he's a former Amazon work he is.
Speaker 2: Now a former Amazon worker. I'm assuming felt the pressure
Speaker 2: of having to unload that van on time and deliver everything.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe there'd be another explanation for leaving. Wow,
Speaker 2: twenty six year old Jerome.
Speaker 3: Young Jerome, not only did you get a pedestrian, you
Speaker 3: got one in the crosswalk and then you dragged her.
Speaker 2: Now in the name of being fair, here she was
Speaker 2: crossing against traffic. She didn't have the safety walk sign
Speaker 2: going yet. But as much as the Amazon drivers waiting
Speaker 2: for that light to turn green, you gotta look left, right,
Speaker 2: and left again before you punch it. Bud, I mean,
Speaker 2: come on man dragged her down the street and then
Speaker 2: pulled her out and left. Well, yeah, there is that,
Speaker 2: I suppose.
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