Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco
Speaker 2: one on one one w j r R. But you're
Speaker 2: freaking idiots all right. Had a couple of questions on
Speaker 2: the text line. Have you had a chance to catch
Speaker 2: up on the fulfillment process of Bob World Order sticker requests? No?
Speaker 1: We had the hurricane coming, so I did not ask
Speaker 1: for more? Should I?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, the the envelopes that are on your desk.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, I thought you said, did I
Speaker 1: Did I tell the boss that we needed more?
Speaker 2: No? Have you been fulfilling the requests that have been
Speaker 2: coming in?
Speaker 1: Yes, if you're in need of a BWO sticker, if
Speaker 1: you play last night, we handed our a bunch out
Speaker 1: no veto if you don't have a b WO sticker yet.
Speaker 1: Bob World Order, basically it represents we're tired of people
Speaker 1: and retail theft MO malls at the kneecaps, seeking which
Speaker 1: the threat of Bob World.
Speaker 2: Order in the aftermath of Milton seems to have scared
Speaker 2: off quite a few.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to and if you don't have your sticker,
Speaker 1: there's a couple of ways to get it. There's still
Speaker 1: a few up front here at the studios. And then
Speaker 1: I have a baby stack at my desk and then
Speaker 1: we're out and we will refill if we need to.
Speaker 1: So send a self addressed damn tumblope with your station.
Speaker 2: You just google w j R address. If you need
Speaker 2: the address, it's it's right there on the Google machine. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hey, something that you mentioned to me off air and
Speaker 1: we see it on TV and we know it. But
Speaker 1: it's good to remind people.
Speaker 2: Oh, they are the multiple stop lights that are out.
Speaker 2: I almost got creamed yesterday on the way home. It's
Speaker 2: like you have to This question is asked on a
Speaker 2: driver's test most of the time to get your license.
Speaker 2: When you pull up to.
Speaker 1: A to a light that has no lights or it's flashing.
Speaker 2: Flashing is a different story. If there's no light at
Speaker 2: the intersection, it's just out completely. It's not displaying any color.
Speaker 1: You need to treat it like a stop sign. It's
Speaker 1: a four way stop, exactly. It's a four way.
Speaker 2: So please, what do you do with a blink and
Speaker 2: yellow lake? Blink and yellow? You slow down and proceed,
Speaker 2: slow down, look to your sides because there could be
Speaker 2: some dumbass coming through it blinking red light.
Speaker 1: Yeah stop, No, I know, but there'll be somebody driving
Speaker 1: right through it. Yeah, just be real careful on the roads.
Speaker 1: Let's beginning of Spring Texas. The school district in Spring
Speaker 1: Texas coming under scrutiny here after a couple of teachers.
Speaker 1: Elementary school teachers were accused of I don't want to
Speaker 1: say dosing students, but what giving sleeping stickers out?
Speaker 2: Okay, fill me in? Is this? Like this is involving
Speaker 2: four year old? So I'm guessing this is kindergarten level.
Speaker 2: I guess four is pre K. Yeah, pre K, So
Speaker 2: naps are still involved. Huh. I love that time. You
Speaker 2: love it now? I know it never stopped. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: what sleeping stickers? Kids coming home with sleeping stickers, showing
Speaker 2: them off to mommy and daddyither these little blue adhesive
Speaker 2: squares that you stick on your hand and they make
Speaker 2: you tired. They have sleep aids in them, Oh dude,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, you know though, No, you cannot just indiscriminately
Speaker 2: as much as we know, the temptation would be there
Speaker 2: in this situation. Yeah, that's getting that to those youngsters
Speaker 2: with sleeping pills. I know how that just sounded. I
Speaker 2: know that's wrong.
Speaker 1: I get it, but as you said, it's like it
Speaker 1: as tempting as it is, they're just still tempting. And
Speaker 1: you know what you could do poopy peepee stickers too,
Speaker 1: for ones that use their restroom. That's just a celebration sticker, like, hey, mom,
Speaker 1: look I took a dump on the toilet today and
Speaker 1: it's I'm sorry I went on the toilet. I went
Speaker 1: peep on the potty.
Speaker 3: Mom.
Speaker 2: The teachers have been removed from class and placed on administratively,
Speaker 2: while police are now involved to investigate the alley. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're drugging kids. Fire them. Where do you get these
Speaker 2: sleep stickers out of I put like five or six
Speaker 2: of them on my hand. Yeah, just be out for
Speaker 2: like a light all night, uh huh.
Speaker 1: Or you could just eat a gummy slow absorption that had
Speaker 1: a gummy Yeah. Well, somebody said I want to be
Speaker 1: wo sticker. I need a new JR R sticker too.
Speaker 1: I'm fulfillment dude.
Speaker 2: Over here, you get on that taco. Can you settle down?
Speaker 2: I kind of took over that to be nice. Now
Speaker 2: he's ordering me. I appreciate all you do for the show.
Speaker 2: I really do.
Speaker 1: I have to make that excruciating walk to the elevator,
Speaker 1: take the elevator down.
Speaker 2: Open the mailbox. I know his struggles, real man, I
Speaker 2: witness it every day. It's great. Gray. A nine year
Speaker 2: old boy accidentally ran over his father while dad was
Speaker 2: trying to teach him how to drive. This son near Toledo, Ohio.
Speaker 2: Dad thought this would be a good idea after having
Speaker 2: a few nine year old. The nine year old didn't
Speaker 2: have a few, Dad, Dad had had a few.
Speaker 1: I know today, I know that, I was saying, nine
Speaker 1: year old, Yeah, that's a great idea, teach junior how
Speaker 1: to drive.
Speaker 2: So Pop still alive? Oh no, he's in the hospital
Speaker 2: now after being run over by his nine year old.
Speaker 2: Look okay again, wrong on multiple levels here, wouldn't you
Speaker 2: if you're gonna do this, be in the car with
Speaker 2: the nine year old, not out, not outside of it?
Speaker 2: All right? Son? Airs are you do? Yelling to him?
Speaker 1: No, you're in there so you can grab the wheel
Speaker 1: or the e break.
Speaker 2: It sounds like he was a deal where he was
Speaker 2: standing on the passenger side, had the door open. Well,
Speaker 2: the kid was inside behind in the wheel mill. You
Speaker 2: got this kid just you know, threw it in the
Speaker 2: gear and cranked her up.
Speaker 1: He took kind of like how you run next to
Speaker 1: the kid when they're on training wheels and going to
Speaker 1: the regular don't tell.
Speaker 2: Him you let go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hated that. Man, Oh my god, teaching teaching
Speaker 1: a kid. I told my wife I was so. I
Speaker 1: was impatient with kids. I'm very patient, dude when it
Speaker 1: comes to kids stuff though, give them a sleeping pact. No,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, sleeping snigger.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: When it came to teaching the kids, it just it
Speaker 1: hurt me to, you know, be running behind to let her.
Speaker 2: Go and go, oh no, there she is in the grass,
Speaker 2: hopefully in the grass or no, right there in the road.
Speaker 2: And I still remember, so my wife ended up doing it.
Speaker 2: My wife and my father law rest in peace. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I remember my dad, you know, doing that routine with me.
Speaker 2: Well he has digging a beer in his hand, but no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no no, he had to would leave those up
Speaker 2: on the porch, take a little break, come down to
Speaker 2: you know. So he's doing the whole run along. You
Speaker 2: can do it, you can do it, and you know
Speaker 2: he's and then let's go and I take off, and
Speaker 2: I still think he's there and I and I hear
Speaker 2: his voice fading, and no, I looked back in the
Speaker 2: second I looked back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like just keep going, your dumb ass, or
Speaker 1: you keep going, but he forgot to tell you how
Speaker 1: to stop, right, that's always.
Speaker 2: I can't stop. There's a car in front of me,
Speaker 2: all right, And then uh, let's let's let's move on
Speaker 2: to this local addition.
Speaker 4: Flow a man floa and man floating man. Got to
Speaker 4: be a flooding man. He's got to be a flying man.
Speaker 2: Actually, Florida men ploral. Uh, we've got all three located
Speaker 2: in College Park this week. The site Edgewater Drive, a
Speaker 2: flooded Edgewater Drive where a noose crew spotted two men
Speaker 2: doing what appeared to be fishing in the middle of Edgewater.
Speaker 2: They were and they were catching as well bass, So
Speaker 2: that obviously the reporter is like, oh, I got a
Speaker 2: lifestyle you know, side story here from Chis Milton to share,
Speaker 2: and you know, approaches these two who are there on
Speaker 2: Edgewater with a bass in hand, and starts interviewing, and
Speaker 2: then Florida Man number three comes upon the scene in
Speaker 2: the floodwaters on a riding lawnmower.
Speaker 3: We're fishing in the middle of the road because this
Speaker 3: road floods all the time. And there's a guy coming
Speaker 3: behind us in a lawnmower, isn't there.
Speaker 2: That's America bore seeing.
Speaker 3: So we've got people fishing in the road. We've got
Speaker 3: a guy on a lawnmower. He's doing all right. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So we've got people fishing in the middle of the road,
Speaker 3: a guy on a lawnmower in the middle of the road.
Speaker 2: And the reporter sounds like he's high. I have the
Speaker 2: whole clip on our faces. Fantastic vawd moower man actually
Speaker 2: comes up and stops itting, gets in the conversation with
Speaker 2: him as so you can keeping that bastard, could I
Speaker 2: have it? It's like, that's American man.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, he's not a nice mow too. It's a skag.
Speaker 1: All our landscapers know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Look at this. It's fantastic, absolutely fantastic. You go, Florida, man,
Speaker 2: it's a laugh we needed right now. Orlando's rock station
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