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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w j r R. But you're

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<v Speaker 2>freaking idiots all right. Had a couple of questions on

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<v Speaker 2>the text line. Have you had a chance to catch

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<v Speaker 2>up on the fulfillment process of Bob World Order sticker requests? No?

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<v Speaker 1>We had the hurricane coming, so I did not ask

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<v Speaker 1>for more? Should I?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, the the envelopes that are on your desk.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, I thought you said, did I

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<v Speaker 1>Did I tell the boss that we needed more?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Have you been fulfilling the requests that have been

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<v Speaker 2>coming in?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, if you're in need of a BWO sticker, if

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<v Speaker 1>you play last night, we handed our a bunch out

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<v Speaker 1>no veto if you don't have a b WO sticker yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Bob World Order, basically it represents we're tired of people

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<v Speaker 1>and retail theft MO malls at the kneecaps, seeking which

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<v Speaker 1>the threat of Bob World.

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<v Speaker 2>Order in the aftermath of Milton seems to have scared

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<v Speaker 2>off quite a few.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you need to and if you don't have your sticker,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a couple of ways to get it. There's still

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<v Speaker 1>a few up front here at the studios. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I have a baby stack at my desk and then

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<v Speaker 1>we're out and we will refill if we need to.

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<v Speaker 1>So send a self addressed damn tumblope with your station.

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<v Speaker 2>You just google w j R address. If you need

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<v Speaker 2>the address, it's it's right there on the Google machine. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, something that you mentioned to me off air and

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<v Speaker 1>we see it on TV and we know it. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's good to remind people.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, they are the multiple stop lights that are out.

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<v Speaker 2>I almost got creamed yesterday on the way home. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like you have to This question is asked on a

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<v Speaker 2>driver's test most of the time to get your license.

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<v Speaker 2>When you pull up to.

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<v Speaker 1>A to a light that has no lights or it's flashing.

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<v Speaker 2>Flashing is a different story. If there's no light at

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<v Speaker 2>the intersection, it's just out completely. It's not displaying any color.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to treat it like a stop sign. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a four way stop, exactly. It's a four way.

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<v Speaker 2>So please, what do you do with a blink and

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<v Speaker 2>yellow lake? Blink and yellow? You slow down and proceed,

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<v Speaker 2>slow down, look to your sides because there could be

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<v Speaker 2>some dumbass coming through it blinking red light.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah stop, No, I know, but there'll be somebody driving

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<v Speaker 1>right through it. Yeah, just be real careful on the roads.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's beginning of Spring Texas. The school district in Spring

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<v Speaker 1>Texas coming under scrutiny here after a couple of teachers.

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<v Speaker 1>Elementary school teachers were accused of I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>say dosing students, but what giving sleeping stickers out?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, fill me in? Is this? Like this is involving

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<v Speaker 2>four year old? So I'm guessing this is kindergarten level.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess four is pre K. Yeah, pre K, So

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<v Speaker 2>naps are still involved. Huh. I love that time. You

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<v Speaker 2>love it now? I know it never stopped. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>what sleeping stickers? Kids coming home with sleeping stickers, showing

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<v Speaker 2>them off to mommy and daddyither these little blue adhesive

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<v Speaker 2>squares that you stick on your hand and they make

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<v Speaker 2>you tired. They have sleep aids in them, Oh dude,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah yeah, you know though, No, you cannot just indiscriminately

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<v Speaker 2>as much as we know, the temptation would be there

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<v Speaker 2>in this situation. Yeah, that's getting that to those youngsters

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<v Speaker 2>with sleeping pills. I know how that just sounded. I

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<v Speaker 2>know that's wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it, but as you said, it's like it

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<v Speaker 1>as tempting as it is, they're just still tempting. And

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<v Speaker 1>you know what you could do poopy peepee stickers too,

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<v Speaker 1>for ones that use their restroom. That's just a celebration sticker, like, hey, mom,

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<v Speaker 1>look I took a dump on the toilet today and

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<v Speaker 1>it's I'm sorry I went on the toilet. I went

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<v Speaker 1>peep on the potty.

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<v Speaker 3>Mom.

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<v Speaker 2>The teachers have been removed from class and placed on administratively,

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<v Speaker 2>while police are now involved to investigate the alley. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're drugging kids. Fire them. Where do you get these

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<v Speaker 2>sleep stickers out of I put like five or six

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<v Speaker 2>of them on my hand. Yeah, just be out for

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<v Speaker 2>like a light all night, uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Or you could just eat a gummy slow absorption that had

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<v Speaker 1>a gummy Yeah. Well, somebody said I want to be

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<v Speaker 1>wo sticker. I need a new JR R sticker too.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fulfillment dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Over here, you get on that taco. Can you settle down?

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of took over that to be nice. Now

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<v Speaker 2>he's ordering me. I appreciate all you do for the show.

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<v Speaker 2>I really do.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to make that excruciating walk to the elevator,

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<v Speaker 1>take the elevator down.

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<v Speaker 2>Open the mailbox. I know his struggles, real man, I

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<v Speaker 2>witness it every day. It's great. Gray. A nine year

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<v Speaker 2>old boy accidentally ran over his father while dad was

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<v Speaker 2>trying to teach him how to drive. This son near Toledo, Ohio.

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<v Speaker 2>Dad thought this would be a good idea after having

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<v Speaker 2>a few nine year old. The nine year old didn't

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<v Speaker 2>have a few, Dad, Dad had had a few.

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<v Speaker 1>I know today, I know that, I was saying, nine

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<v Speaker 1>year old, Yeah, that's a great idea, teach junior how

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<v Speaker 1>to drive.

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<v Speaker 2>So Pop still alive? Oh no, he's in the hospital

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<v Speaker 2>now after being run over by his nine year old.

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<v Speaker 2>Look okay again, wrong on multiple levels here, wouldn't you

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<v Speaker 2>if you're gonna do this, be in the car with

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<v Speaker 2>the nine year old, not out, not outside of it?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Son? Airs are you do? Yelling to him?

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're in there so you can grab the wheel

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<v Speaker 1>or the e break.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like he was a deal where he was

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<v Speaker 2>standing on the passenger side, had the door open. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>the kid was inside behind in the wheel mill. You

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<v Speaker 2>got this kid just you know, threw it in the

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<v Speaker 2>gear and cranked her up.

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<v Speaker 1>He took kind of like how you run next to

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<v Speaker 1>the kid when they're on training wheels and going to

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<v Speaker 1>the regular don't tell.

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<v Speaker 2>Him you let go.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I hated that. Man, Oh my god, teaching teaching

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<v Speaker 1>a kid. I told my wife I was so. I

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<v Speaker 1>was impatient with kids. I'm very patient, dude when it

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<v Speaker 1>comes to kids stuff though, give them a sleeping pact. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kidding, sleeping snigger.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 1>When it came to teaching the kids, it just it

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<v Speaker 1>hurt me to, you know, be running behind to let her.

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<v Speaker 2>Go and go, oh no, there she is in the grass,

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<v Speaker 2>hopefully in the grass or no, right there in the road.

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<v Speaker 2>And I still remember, so my wife ended up doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife and my father law rest in peace. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember my dad, you know, doing that routine with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well he has digging a beer in his hand, but no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>no no no, he had to would leave those up

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<v Speaker 2>on the porch, take a little break, come down to

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<v Speaker 2>you know. So he's doing the whole run along. You

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<v Speaker 2>can do it, you can do it, and you know

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<v Speaker 2>he's and then let's go and I take off, and

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<v Speaker 2>I still think he's there and I and I hear

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<v Speaker 2>his voice fading, and no, I looked back in the

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<v Speaker 2>second I looked back.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like just keep going, your dumb ass, or

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<v Speaker 1>you keep going, but he forgot to tell you how

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<v Speaker 1>to stop, right, that's always.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't stop. There's a car in front of me,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, And then uh, let's let's let's move on

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<v Speaker 2>to this local addition.

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<v Speaker 4>Flow a man floa and man floating man. Got to

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<v Speaker 4>be a flooding man. He's got to be a flying man.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, Florida men ploral. Uh, we've got all three located

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<v Speaker 2>in College Park this week. The site Edgewater Drive, a

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<v Speaker 2>flooded Edgewater Drive where a noose crew spotted two men

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<v Speaker 2>doing what appeared to be fishing in the middle of Edgewater.

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<v Speaker 2>They were and they were catching as well bass, So

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<v Speaker 2>that obviously the reporter is like, oh, I got a

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<v Speaker 2>lifestyle you know, side story here from Chis Milton to share,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know, approaches these two who are there on

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<v Speaker 2>Edgewater with a bass in hand, and starts interviewing, and

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<v Speaker 2>then Florida Man number three comes upon the scene in

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<v Speaker 2>the floodwaters on a riding lawnmower.

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<v Speaker 3>We're fishing in the middle of the road because this

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<v Speaker 3>road floods all the time. And there's a guy coming

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<v Speaker 3>behind us in a lawnmower, isn't there.

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<v Speaker 2>That's America bore seeing.

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<v Speaker 3>So we've got people fishing in the road. We've got

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<v Speaker 3>a guy on a lawnmower. He's doing all right. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>So we've got people fishing in the middle of the road,

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<v Speaker 3>a guy on a lawnmower in the middle of the road.

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<v Speaker 2>And the reporter sounds like he's high. I have the

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<v Speaker 2>whole clip on our faces. Fantastic vawd moower man actually

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<v Speaker 2>comes up and stops itting, gets in the conversation with

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<v Speaker 2>him as so you can keeping that bastard, could I

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<v Speaker 2>have it? It's like, that's American man.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, he's not a nice mow too. It's a skag.

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<v Speaker 1>All our landscapers know what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at this. It's fantastic, absolutely fantastic. You go, Florida, man,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a laugh we needed right now. Orlando's rock station

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<v Speaker 2>j r R