Speaker 1: Let's talk go on Saturday. N Yo, buddy, rolling like
Speaker 1: a big Josh shall me to up like a mask?
Speaker 2: Cops die, you know, buddy?
Speaker 3: Yo?
Speaker 4: What's up? Gashes gash gas's guess she's gaes robono. Guess
Speaker 4: who's what is all?
Speaker 2: Guys?
Speaker 4: How is everybody doing today?
Speaker 5: M hm?
Speaker 4: Didn't really loved you?
Speaker 1: Laughed to day, Take you to the river and body
Speaker 1: along time.
Speaker 4: Davis?
Speaker 2: Come all right, Chris. I know he's lied right now.
Speaker 6: Mhm h.
Speaker 4: Hey, I've ever brain?
Speaker 7: What's up pants?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 8: Oh? No, h.
Speaker 6: Okay, what's up?
Speaker 4: What's up? I like that? I like that logo?
Speaker 2: Better?
Speaker 8: There you go?
Speaker 7: Forgot I had this one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're saying that Dave's on his way. Nice Dave,
Speaker 4: Dave Sarah.
Speaker 7: He's he's on his way to your stream?
Speaker 4: Yeah nice? Yeah, But how are you feeling today?
Speaker 7: Since we I'm doing good, man, I'm doing good.
Speaker 4: Dude. I'm not a celebrity.
Speaker 7: I'm a celebrity. Get me out of here.
Speaker 4: I'm not a celebrity. It's like everybody thinks I'm a celebrity.
Speaker 7: You're more famous than a lot of people in this
Speaker 7: in this universe, that's all.
Speaker 4: I'm more a celebrity. I'm still waiting on that that
Speaker 4: three dollars.
Speaker 7: Celebrities usually don't wait on three dollars.
Speaker 4: You're right, remember remember you?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, hopefully
Speaker 7: it'll go through. I don't know what that will happen.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 7: Just watch your language when you cash out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because we were we were WHOA.
Speaker 7: Don't use those trigger words.
Speaker 4: Like remss don is a good person?
Speaker 8: Did you like?
Speaker 4: I was more of a Howard's third pair?
Speaker 7: Yes, me too, religiously so it pains me what he's became.
Speaker 4: He turned into who he hated.
Speaker 7: I know when he started, when he was friends with
Speaker 7: Rosie o'donald, That's when I knew it was over for him.
Speaker 7: He's talking about being friends with Ellen or something.
Speaker 8: Ship.
Speaker 7: It was like, oh my god, dude, really.
Speaker 4: Yeah, here's the thing he's turned into, to the same
Speaker 4: thing that he's been buying all of his career.
Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: Hey. You know, you know what's so funny is like
Speaker 4: he's over there by the way, by the way, dirty
Speaker 4: Jersey Rat, my good friend, Dirty Jerry Rat put me on.
Speaker 4: Put my name in the title. You know, Misery Loves Clips.
Speaker 4: Didn't even have the balls to put my name in
Speaker 4: the clip that he put he clipped, he clipped in melc. Yes,
Speaker 4: when I was over there.
Speaker 7: With you and you were in the clip and he
Speaker 7: didn't even use it.
Speaker 8: Oh jeez.
Speaker 4: And by the way, camp for the for for the
Speaker 4: whole stream, Kevin has kept my venmo up there.
Speaker 7: He won't change it until somebody mentions it. Has anybody
Speaker 7: sent you anything?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 5: Geez.
Speaker 7: Come on, they said about a million super chats tonight
Speaker 7: to slam on Karmick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the thing is it's a he's a Carmick
Speaker 4: is an idiot. Let's see who's on the lead Oh,
Speaker 4: by the way, by the way, uh so here's here's
Speaker 4: who's on the leaderboard today for the twenty four hours.
Speaker 4: Grilla Ministry of Doom, car med Levy versus Dude. The
Speaker 4: showing network Date Night. By the way, Day Night did
Speaker 4: a show. JT did a show this morning with talking
Speaker 4: about Cardiff and all that shit.
Speaker 7: Really, yeah, hey, who's giving grill O money?
Speaker 8: Come on, man, what.
Speaker 5: Are we doing?
Speaker 4: He's turned in a sun John.
Speaker 7: Oh god, you you'd have to pay me to watch
Speaker 7: grill Oh sorry, you have to pay me. I'm not
Speaker 7: I'm trying to to be a hater, but come on.
Speaker 4: Man, girls, girls stupid.
Speaker 7: He might be the worst one out of everyone. He's
Speaker 7: worse than me. Hey, what about he was on The
Speaker 7: Stern Show for a small.
Speaker 4: Was he the one that was roommateing with John?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 8: I believe so.
Speaker 7: It's probably why people were like fascinated by him, Like, wow, yes,
Speaker 7: ties the stuttering John. That isn't other interesting guys.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: By the way, I did a song for Bob Levy
Speaker 4: and it's on the YouTube channels. Hello, are you still there?
Speaker 7: Oh? Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 4: Sorry.
Speaker 7: I just sometimes when I'm not talking, I'll mute myself.
Speaker 7: You don't hear, You don't hear my nose breathing.
Speaker 5: You hear?
Speaker 4: But you got to work tomorrow.
Speaker 7: So yeah, that's thanks for reminding me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all good sor right.
Speaker 7: No, I'm just messed with you.
Speaker 4: Yeah. By the way, everybody and their brother is watching
Speaker 4: the clip a pity squaring off with uh with Joey c.
Speaker 9: Oh.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't think I saw that.
Speaker 4: Everybody's watching the clip?
Speaker 7: Is it worth watching?
Speaker 4: It was uh her u his uh his wife had
Speaker 4: to cook me. Ah, but I want to say that
Speaker 4: I really do appreciate.
Speaker 9: Day.
Speaker 4: Sure. By the way, Dave sure privated? Is his he
Speaker 4: privated his Twitter accute?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Really? Yeah?
Speaker 7: I actually I actually d M Dave today. I don't
Speaker 7: know if he saw it yet. I sent him up
Speaker 7: because I made this MLC shirt a while back. I
Speaker 7: just sent it to him and I was like, Hey,
Speaker 7: if you want to use this, feel free. It's a
Speaker 7: pretty cool it's a YouTube terms of service shirt.
Speaker 4: Hey, but I want to ask this question, is do
Speaker 4: you say that now you know? There's just the thing
Speaker 4: it was. I said that there was going to be
Speaker 4: a real housewatch of Dallas years before there's a real
Speaker 4: house watch of Dallas, right, But I also said there
Speaker 4: was going to also be a million dollars list in Dallas,
Speaker 4: and there's never been one other before. A million dollar
Speaker 4: What listen Dallas? Okay, it's it's the biggest franchise besides
Speaker 4: The Housewives. A million dollar listed, million dollar list in
Speaker 4: New York, millions dollar listen to Los Angeles, million dollar
Speaker 4: listened in San Francisco, million dollar listen to Miami, million
Speaker 4: dollars listed the buye geez.
Speaker 7: You're predicting Dallas and it hasn't happened.
Speaker 4: Hasn't happened, but the Real Housewives happened. But I also predicted.
Speaker 4: Here's the two things I predicted that weren't true. That
Speaker 4: was the first one. That was the second one. The
Speaker 4: first one is Donald Trump was going to put a
Speaker 4: hotel in DC when he got elected. Yeah, so I
Speaker 4: need to sell. And I also predicted that I predicted
Speaker 4: that Christy Mayer was going to have a baby. Have
Speaker 4: you show him out about that?
Speaker 7: Anything else you want to speak into existence?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 4: Carmack, Karmick and Police she gets married?
Speaker 7: Oh you just cursed him?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I see what who? But I see I see
Speaker 4: Gino and getting divorced. Oh man, and merce merce is
Speaker 4: gonna marry one of his cats, clip it Clippon becks clip.
Speaker 4: But here here's the thing. It's like, we have all
Speaker 4: these people. You have Rey DeVito, Chad Zuma, Kevin Brendan Carmack,
Speaker 4: Bob Levy, Gorilla Stutter and John You have all these
Speaker 4: people that are celebrities. But wise I'm I'm not a celebrity.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but I mean they talk to you and when
Speaker 7: you're on their show, you're an equal to them.
Speaker 4: So I mean I'm not an equal. I'm more I'm less.
Speaker 4: I'm less most of an equal because I don't have
Speaker 4: a comedy special. I don't have a Netflix special going on?
Speaker 8: Do you want one?
Speaker 4: I want to. I wanna try comedy, but no one
Speaker 4: will give me a chance to comedy.
Speaker 7: You gotta talk to tom Myers.
Speaker 4: I'll try anything, all right, you know tom Myers?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 7: Yeah, tell them you're interested.
Speaker 8: You never know.
Speaker 4: Hey, Hi, Yeah, I'm a loser.
Speaker 7: I'm a loser baby, So why don't unli.
Speaker 4: By on even show? He he told me that he
Speaker 4: wanted me to lie me.
Speaker 10: Uh huh.
Speaker 7: Real tough guy, real tough guy.
Speaker 4: But here's the thing. He's a moron. He he's a
Speaker 4: married man, but he's pretending to be Scarlett Hampton's boyfriend.
Speaker 7: Sucks to be him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, by the way, uh, I'm gonna send Eric.
Speaker 7: Sure, where is that?
Speaker 4: What's everybody? Everybody's live right down?
Speaker 7: Nagle's life too, e rock.
Speaker 4: No, he might be lying with Bobby Nick and oh, hey,
Speaker 4: should I say? I said? Should? I said? Pat Dixon
Speaker 4: the leak?
Speaker 5: I mean?
Speaker 7: Man, So what's what's that?
Speaker 8: Is that dude?
Speaker 7: Sick? Is that his name?
Speaker 4: But he's he's busy riding with his with his with
Speaker 4: the show that he does every Saturday with.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he was a cool dude. He was cool. Your
Speaker 7: show man, do what you want to do, Do what
Speaker 7: you want to do.
Speaker 4: A little bit. Do you have you ever watched that show?
Speaker 7: I love that show.
Speaker 4: To do so I had that. I just hold me
Speaker 4: my head.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: That was a good show, good, good theme song.
Speaker 4: Everything until until until Fox roaded it.
Speaker 8: Right do you.
Speaker 4: H? Wait?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 4: Hey? What's up? That's what's up?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: So BBB's not doing her show. They're saying BBB's at
Speaker 4: the hospital. Oh, BBB, the person who I'm trying to
Speaker 4: do a show with up And I hit the wrong button.
Speaker 4: I accidentally grabbed the Facebook instead of Facebook messages.
Speaker 5: Shit, mm oh, I want bit.
Speaker 4: Are you okay? Hello?
Speaker 8: Are you?
Speaker 7: Are you talking to me?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Are you okay?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 4: I know people are Yeah. I had the bot.
Speaker 2: Uh oh h h.
Speaker 4: I had to block both completely for personal reasons. Would
Speaker 4: you block no? Aren? Chat Chatty bloggers? Is here? Chaddy bloggers?
Speaker 4: You're want to come up? We got somebody somebody by
Speaker 4: the way, we had the little one today this after
Speaker 4: nice Yeah, it was.
Speaker 7: You're watching club what?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I told you about that. We can't watch the
Speaker 4: Mouse Clubs return at all. But uh, but by the way,
Speaker 4: it wasn't It wasn't the original House of Mouse. It
Speaker 4: wasn't the House of Mouse. It was the Mickey Mouse,
Speaker 4: the the the Disney Ginger Show. Yeah, what was working?
Speaker 4: By the way, did you know that the person played
Speaker 4: Leo on Rugrats also did the voice of one of
Speaker 4: the tools on me? Maybe or any Matey?
Speaker 7: I had no idea. It doesn't so much by the.
Speaker 4: Way, Mikey, and I know Mikey is going to be
Speaker 4: mad because I'm actually why is that?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 4: Because the game the Gay I did the gay the
Speaker 4: gay monkey question yesterday?
Speaker 6: What question.
Speaker 4: If if you had a gay monkey on your back?
Speaker 4: Would you leave it there? Or would you beat it all? Oh?
Speaker 5: That one.
Speaker 7: That pissed him off?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: Where the fuck is Dave?
Speaker 7: He got ship going on? I don't know.
Speaker 4: Hey, Uh, Anthony Kobe is law playing Battlefield?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Have you ever thought about that? Just going live playing
Speaker 7: a game?
Speaker 4: I don't loseer?
Speaker 8: Do you play?
Speaker 7: Do you play games at all?
Speaker 5: Jake?
Speaker 4: No either.
Speaker 7: Sometimes I'll play eight bit n e s old school Nintendo.
Speaker 7: Sometimes you are a nerd.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 7: One hundred percent.
Speaker 4: What what's what's better? Mario or Zelda?
Speaker 7: Mario all day?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 7: If I said Zelda, then I'm really a nerd. Only
Speaker 7: nerds are into Zelda. Y. You know it's true, Yu.
Speaker 4: David Joffey is playing a resident evil non over on
Speaker 4: a local.
Speaker 7: Corrupt Yeah, a lot of people do that, like game.
Speaker 4: By the way, Bob, I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: tell Bob to come on. Looks like, yeah, no, that's
Speaker 4: what I was like saying, Hey, should I say carmack alink?
Speaker 7: Yeah, he won't come on, but you should.
Speaker 4: I have I have his and Felicia's email.
Speaker 7: No way he'd show up.
Speaker 4: But why the hell am I I am sending it
Speaker 4: right now? I know Karmick.
Speaker 7: I've talked to him before.
Speaker 4: You made chance for him. I did. We're cool until
Speaker 4: police should uh police got into the deal.
Speaker 7: That's entirely possible. I don't know if that's the case,
Speaker 7: but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Man, Hey bout h K A T O B O
Speaker 4: M B S. Sorry you just docks my email.
Speaker 7: Now I'm gonna get all these erectile dysfunction emails?
Speaker 4: What about?
Speaker 13: Uh?
Speaker 4: What about I'm a laser. I'm gonna tell Bob to
Speaker 4: check his I'm a loser. Uh, I'm a i'm amos
Speaker 4: don amos is the palace?
Speaker 11: Uh?
Speaker 4: So do you remember Charles McCord? No, who's that? Who
Speaker 4: was the news guy for uh? For miss No, I
Speaker 4: don't remember him.
Speaker 7: Is he's still around?
Speaker 4: I think so he's still love huh.
Speaker 7: Okay? Who else is out there?
Speaker 4: I'm a loser?
Speaker 8: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: Yo, Yeah, there's nobody. Everybody.
Speaker 7: Oh, everybody's busy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody is. Everybody goes live. Here's the thing. Everybody
Speaker 4: goes live.
Speaker 14: When I want to go live, Well, you can't let
Speaker 14: it stop you man, go live when you go when
Speaker 14: you feel it's your thing.
Speaker 15: Only the real ones will choose you. Is there anybody
Speaker 15: in the chat chatty bloggers is here minutes ago?
Speaker 4: But he's a real one for being here, yo, And
Speaker 4: that you gotta go to bed soon.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's okay. I'll sleep when I'm dead.
Speaker 4: By the way, Easter tomorrow, uh, as he said, thank
Speaker 4: you for the lane, but getting in bed here in
Speaker 4: a bit busy day tomorrow, Happy Eastern.
Speaker 7: By the way, nice, you have an Easter basket tomorrow.
Speaker 7: I made my kids Easter baskets yesterday.
Speaker 4: Uh, do do their mom get them for Easter?
Speaker 5: Or do you.
Speaker 8: She does?
Speaker 7: But I gave them to him yesterday.
Speaker 4: With chocolate.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Oh dude, I hooked them up. They got chocolate,
Speaker 7: they got cookies, they got I bottom toys bottom, I
Speaker 7: actually bottom Mario toys. They like Mario.
Speaker 4: Their mom their their mom is gonna be mad at
Speaker 4: you for getting them. She was.
Speaker 7: How'd you know she was mad because because it was
Speaker 7: so good. The basket was so good. She's like, oh no,
Speaker 7: they had exploding rabbit poop in it. Yeah, literally, that's
Speaker 7: what the toy was called. It's like they're just those
Speaker 7: little poppets. They're rainbow colored like the rabbit. They love
Speaker 7: that ship.
Speaker 4: Because of the ShW because you're they're gonna jump off
Speaker 4: the wall exactly exactly.
Speaker 7: I gave away too much candy and ship. Yep, you
Speaker 7: know what I bought them, I bottom mister beast feastibles.
Speaker 7: I went all out. They got everything. They got all
Speaker 7: the good stuff.
Speaker 4: Do you get that bunch of Did you get the
Speaker 4: luxury that a luxible rip all that?
Speaker 9: You know what?
Speaker 7: Never did that? I never bought those. They're too expensive, man,
Speaker 7: Holy ship. It was like six bucks for one of those,
Speaker 7: I could buy three regular lunchibles for that.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And also I heard like crap.
Speaker 7: And it comes with Prime my kids that I'm not
Speaker 7: gonna let my kids drink Prime right now. They're too
Speaker 7: they're too.
Speaker 8: Young for that.
Speaker 4: Are you still there? Who me?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Live and Living Color Living. Who is your favorite cast
Speaker 7: member on that show?
Speaker 4: I have to say it has to be tom.
Speaker 7: By that tom Myers was great on that show. No, No,
Speaker 7: Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey, I you know, I liked, I
Speaker 7: liked everybody, but David Allen Greer was fucking hilarious.
Speaker 5: You know what you know?
Speaker 4: Ja of course j Lo got her started there. Yep,
Speaker 4: the flag girl, that's the jackass button. Sorry, that's the jackass.
Speaker 7: But there's another real one in the chat.
Speaker 8: Park.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's uh? By the way, I do have a
Speaker 4: chat on Instagram.
Speaker 8: Uh oh.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 4: By the way, how funny was that? For four hours? Uh?
Speaker 4: Kevin had my uh my name one kicker.
Speaker 7: Next time he goes live, it'll probably still be there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's awesome, I'll.
Speaker 7: Be People will give you money, Yeah, that's the battle.
Speaker 4: And by the way, if the Clippers didn't even take
Speaker 4: my cash app out of there when they clipped it.
Speaker 7: So you're I mean, your your venmo's being highly publicized
Speaker 7: right now.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: You know, if everybody that sees it sends you a
Speaker 7: five cents, you'd.
Speaker 8: Be you'd be doing well.
Speaker 4: So what's doing well?
Speaker 7: Somebody would be doing well?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I know that. You gotta get ready for
Speaker 4: word today today.
Speaker 7: You know what's crazy is I'm not even really that
Speaker 7: tired right now, for whatever reason, I feel like I'm
Speaker 7: wide awake still, but I know how to fall asleep.
Speaker 7: Put on one of those video game streamers, fall right
Speaker 7: asleep from boredom.
Speaker 4: Oh, by the way, they got rid of a b
Speaker 4: text uh vtex that that email system that Dave uses.
Speaker 4: They got rid of btex Verison, got rid of be
Speaker 4: text where you could email email field. Oh really yeah,
Speaker 4: stayed the nerd.
Speaker 7: We all have a little bit of nerd in us.
Speaker 4: Yep. Hey, I want to play, uh, I want to
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Speaker 16: Jane Ariatti, boice like a razor, blame Leger, retiresome, Just
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Speaker 16: He's the sports world's out and it's broken dreams. Love
Speaker 16: him or hate him. The man won't bend till die
Speaker 16: on the hill, and the take never ends. Jamee Mariotte, you.
Speaker 5: Haven't muted for long. Turn it up loud.
Speaker 16: Here comes another song now?
Speaker 4: Yeah, uh uh so that song was made, was made
Speaker 4: a few months ago.
Speaker 7: Nice, do you send it to him?
Speaker 11: I did.
Speaker 4: I did a bunch of songs. That's how I told him.
Speaker 4: Rob Bob Brian the other day, because he wanted to
Speaker 4: thank me for it. I didn't had Tony really on
Speaker 4: the show, and I didn't even ask him. You have time.
Speaker 4: I didn't have time to ask Bob Brian to come
Speaker 4: on my show because he's I know, he's a busy person.
Speaker 7: Have you done a song for Mina Kimes?
Speaker 2: Yes, you did.
Speaker 4: I did a song for me to Woody.
Speaker 5: I love her.
Speaker 7: She's awesome.
Speaker 4: Uh but Mooney?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: But Jones I like him too.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Tony said that Mrmoni Jones made every every show he's
Speaker 4: ever did. He did a he had more shirts made,
Speaker 4: he had more designs made than did Tony Kid get merged.
Speaker 8: Damn.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just want to say that this show is awesome.
Speaker 7: As always.
Speaker 4: I'm waiting for him to show up. We're waiting.
Speaker 7: Hey, have you ever seen the movie Howard the Duck?
Speaker 4: Hold on, give me one minute.
Speaker 8: You're good?
Speaker 4: Sorry, can you hear me?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: They sure hasn't showed up yet. But how are you doing?
Speaker 9: Brother whom?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Doing doing well?
Speaker 4: So they're doing well?
Speaker 7: That would be me. My Venmo wasn't up all night though,
Speaker 7: like yours was.
Speaker 4: Pado says he's not doing uh m anymore because of me.
Speaker 7: Why would he do that for himself?
Speaker 4: Because he's a fucking world.
Speaker 7: I mean, if you like the show watching. If you don't,
Speaker 7: then don't you don't need to go out of your
Speaker 7: way to announce it? Like, hey, I don't want to
Speaker 7: watch anymore.
Speaker 4: Okay, because you hate the person that's on your show.
Speaker 15: That's on the show like once every month or once
Speaker 15: every two months, if that, how often are you even
Speaker 15: on the show, Like that's the stupidest thing. I mean,
Speaker 15: I'll be honest with you. I watch it mostly almost
Speaker 15: almost every time it's on. But sometimes I'll turn it
Speaker 15: on and if I see Chad, no offense to Chad
Speaker 15: or take it how you want, I'll see Chad. I'll
Speaker 15: just be like, I can miss today and I'll do
Speaker 15: something else, honestly, but.
Speaker 7: I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna watch again because
Speaker 7: of Chad. Just don't watch the days that you don't
Speaker 7: want to watch. You don't have to announce it and
Speaker 7: be a baby.
Speaker 4: No. Yeah, but uh everything, Yep, that's true.
Speaker 7: It is true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what, And all these morons out there
Speaker 4: that think that uh, Chad ched Chad lied about duy.
Speaker 4: I've had friends that I've had friends that had to
Speaker 4: deal with duys. I've lost family members because of drunk drivers,
Speaker 4: because of drivers.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's nothing funny about that.
Speaker 4: Listen, here's the thing. That joke would have been funny,
Speaker 4: like twenty years ago. We now live in a world
Speaker 4: that is woke. Sorry can you hear me?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm still here. So who else is life?
Speaker 12: Hm?
Speaker 11: Oh Chad Jumbo, he's live right now. No, I was
Speaker 11: gonna say who won't be wonnight?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 7: Rob Saul's live?
Speaker 4: Oh lord?
Speaker 7: Who else I got here?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Kobia?
Speaker 15: Like you said, the Star reports live. Send him the link,
Speaker 15: Send Star the link.
Speaker 4: I don't have his email.
Speaker 7: Oh he posts it, uh huh. I could get it
Speaker 7: for you. He posts it sometimes. That'd be funny. That'd
Speaker 7: be crazy, man.
Speaker 4: I'd actually have said before that Star.
Speaker 15: Of the Urban World right, not too far off? Is
Speaker 15: that that break the internet? If you could get Star
Speaker 15: on here?
Speaker 7: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I have a video of Charalam Made the
Speaker 4: God and Andrew Dyes Clay doing a show together. You
Speaker 4: ever heard of Charalam Made the God?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah?
Speaker 7: Breakfast club?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't the breakfast club that the This was
Speaker 4: a what's the Lady's named?
Speaker 5: The one that?
Speaker 4: Uh she's a little cuckoo for cocoa puffs. She had
Speaker 4: her own show on before Sherry Shepherd Chrry Shepherd took
Speaker 4: her show.
Speaker 7: Wendy Williams.
Speaker 8: Yeah, how do I know?
Speaker 7: How do we know this ship. We shouldn't know this stuff.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 4: Oh, by the way, do you know that it was Kate?
Speaker 4: It was Katie Kaylee two dollars a day, It'll live
Speaker 4: me doing a show together, Lucy Tightbox. That was a
Speaker 4: good that would have been a good show today.
Speaker 7: Nice that I must not subscribe to whoever's channel that
Speaker 7: was on, because I didn't see that come up. Husey,
Speaker 7: Oh it was Husy. Yeah, I'm on Hughsey's.
Speaker 4: Are you going to Hackamania or I asked you that already.
Speaker 15: I don't know if you've asked me, but probably not.
Speaker 15: I mean I'm in driving distance. I should go, but
Speaker 15: not this year. Maybe next year if they do it again,
Speaker 15: I'll plan ahead.
Speaker 8: And h.
Speaker 4: Oh. Scarlett Hampton is talking about poop gates. He sorry,
Speaker 4: hold on, or here's the here's the one I told
Speaker 4: you about. It's Andrew Guys. Clay roasted hold on, it's
Speaker 4: it's not even it's Andrew Dice. Clay roasted Charlotte Man
Speaker 4: the God on Woody Williams preface radio show. Can you
Speaker 4: hear me? Can you can hear?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I'm here. Dice Rules.
Speaker 15: That's my favorite album of his. Dice rules. It's at
Speaker 15: Madison Square Garden. Yeah, have you heard that one?
Speaker 4: Only put it of the prova chat.
Speaker 7: Sure there you go, nice.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm. But I I'm a.
Speaker 4: Massie said, Massie says, love you, t J. Mazzie's a
Speaker 4: good it's a good egg. She's a good egg.
Speaker 8: Nice.
Speaker 4: Oh sounds like ready to beat her now, God damn.
Speaker 7: It, she's a good chicken. What came first, the chicken
Speaker 7: or the egg?
Speaker 4: Hey, you got a question? Did you did you make
Speaker 4: any rated Vito shirts?
Speaker 8: I did not know why? I don't know.
Speaker 4: Rad Betos Rated Vito is a thunderhead, he said. He
Speaker 4: said that under her brain made burnt?
Speaker 7: Who said that?
Speaker 5: Uh ray, oh.
Speaker 7: He must have heard it from somewhere.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 4: We gotta we gotta do him, by the way. And
Speaker 4: all these motherfuckers that that that called me out and say, hey, put.
Speaker 7: Your money where your mouth is.
Speaker 15: By the by the way shirt, Yeah, do you have
Speaker 15: any any ideas in mind what you wanted to look like?
Speaker 4: Or you just want me to just free ballet us?
Speaker 7: All right? But no, dicks, I create the the by
Speaker 7: the way, the wording in penises. No, it'll be subtle.
Speaker 7: You'll never even be able to tell unless you look close.
Speaker 4: We're not doing penises. I know you're joking about that.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, of course, might be a hot cellar, the
Speaker 7: penis version. We will only make like five of them
Speaker 7: and sell them for fifty dollars each.
Speaker 4: No, we're not we're not doing that. Try to try to,
Speaker 4: by the way, can we do it accursive?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll see what I can do. I'll make a
Speaker 7: couple of different ones and and I'll let you approve
Speaker 7: which one.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir. Read all about it?
Speaker 7: Is there you go?
Speaker 8: Hey, you have to be right what to be.
Speaker 4: That's why I watched a lot of my shots on
Speaker 4: this TV.
Speaker 7: You gotta watch Howard the Dunk. Have you ever seen that?
Speaker 4: I'll look at it. Who is Howard the Alien?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 7: Howard the Alien?
Speaker 4: What was that? M h.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, Ashlee.
Speaker 4: Hey, I'm sending you only as if you want.
Speaker 5: To come up.
Speaker 7: I'm no cams required, No cams. I think I skipped
Speaker 7: the makeup chair. I'm not going.
Speaker 8: I'm not camming up.
Speaker 7: All my blemishes are out in the open right now.
Speaker 4: If you want to come up, just suggest text message
Speaker 4: with the link. I need to talk to you about
Speaker 4: some ash I made a fool of myself last or
Speaker 4: MLC when I was on MLC, I made a fool
Speaker 4: of myself another brain, Yeah, did I make a fool
Speaker 4: of myself the other day?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 7: No, I keep telling you, man, you did great.
Speaker 8: I know, I know that you.
Speaker 7: You may feel like you were overshadowed when Scarlet came
Speaker 7: on and like would not let you talk again, But
Speaker 7: leading up to that point you did great, and the
Speaker 7: way that you handled it when she was just going off,
Speaker 7: you did. You're being too hard on yourself. Ashley is right,
Speaker 7: She's right.
Speaker 4: Ask if you want to come up and to your
Speaker 4: text messages, how you doing? I feel I feel like
Speaker 4: I feel like an idiot doing NLC. I feel like
Speaker 4: a fucking idiot doing it in that show. Can you
Speaker 4: hear me?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I hear you. Now, Man, you got to
Speaker 7: stop being so hard on yourself. You're you did great.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like every time I try to do something,
Speaker 4: a big star has to show up and overshadow on me.
Speaker 15: Oh you're You're way more entertaining on that show than
Speaker 15: everybody else I watched tonight.
Speaker 7: Karmick was boring.
Speaker 15: As hell tonight boring as ship. Thank god Bob was
Speaker 15: there to laugh and crack jokes. Is I don't know
Speaker 15: what the show would have been without him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the way, anybody that wasn't super, this guy's.
Speaker 7: Right, thank you day twas right. She was sending super
Speaker 7: chats annihilating Karmick. That was funny. See it's the chatters
Speaker 7: that make the show funny, not the not these lame guests,
Speaker 7: not not you, Jake.
Speaker 4: I just feel like that. It's like every time I try,
Speaker 4: every time I try to do something in this world,
Speaker 4: it's like sub CELETI celebrity has to come rude for me.
Speaker 7: Scarlet is not a celebrity.
Speaker 10: Dude.
Speaker 4: Actually, if you want to come up and send a
Speaker 4: simple link to your email, I know you don't have
Speaker 4: to wear a camera. We're not on camera. Let me
Speaker 4: tell you something. There's my fate by the way, I
Speaker 4: have Oh I have an end Dan where my glasses
Speaker 4: were set in. I don't look good. I look like
Speaker 4: I look like my fate.
Speaker 5: My uh.
Speaker 4: But the thing is, it's like I always say, it's
Speaker 4: like every time I try to do something in this world,
Speaker 4: it's like somebody has to go and ruin it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you just got to think of it a different way. Man, Like,
Speaker 7: not a lot of people have that opportunity to go
Speaker 7: on that show.
Speaker 4: When I was on Steel Teir, they would do a
Speaker 4: hype trade. Yeah, here's the thing he said, if he
Speaker 4: gets to a certain level of the hype trade, he
Speaker 4: would he wouldn't take my calls for the It's like
Speaker 4: every time I try to do something, it's like, yeah.
Speaker 8: He is just joking.
Speaker 7: You have to say anything to get people to send.
Speaker 8: Money in there.
Speaker 4: This was this was back on the Twitch days.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: See, don't you shouldn't even worry about that stuff that's
Speaker 7: long gone.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 15: But like I was saying, man, in this universe like
Speaker 15: Dabble Verse, if you will, you are very You're one
Speaker 15: of the top. Because not very many people get to
Speaker 15: go on MLC. I mean you could count them almost
Speaker 15: on two hands who actually goes on, and you're one
Speaker 15: of them. So a lot of these guys, you know,
Speaker 15: they pick up a cam and they do all this
Speaker 15: ship they can't even get on the show.
Speaker 8: So look at it that way.
Speaker 7: You just got to look at it differently, you know, positively.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's Carlo was telling people to me. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: like every time.
Speaker 7: I've tried to, and I do agree with what Ashley's
Speaker 7: saying here. The only thing is, uh, if you could
Speaker 7: turn it into a monetization, Jake. It's like if you
Speaker 7: were on yesterday and more people sent you money. That's
Speaker 7: that's the opportunity because you get.
Speaker 8: Your name out.
Speaker 4: The on the on, the on the tigger the whole time.
Speaker 7: I know they should have sent you more money.
Speaker 4: What the hell.
Speaker 7: People should have been sending Like, everybody send him fifty cents.
Speaker 7: Jake could be having a hell of a day right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but no, everybody wants to have like buck kids
Speaker 4: and not send money.
Speaker 7: They'd rather send it twenty dollars to ship on karmik.
Speaker 7: That's just the way the world is.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 4: You know, he's a good person. I really, I really
Speaker 4: feel bad at everything I've said about Ashley.
Speaker 7: Well, don't say it again.
Speaker 4: I really feel I feel They says he's covered.
Speaker 9: Dang.
Speaker 7: I might have to go soon. Yeah, hey, if he
Speaker 7: gets here, I'll wait till he gets here for a second.
Speaker 18: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Actually, if you want to come up, you gotta leave.
Speaker 4: You hate me every other day.
Speaker 7: Jake might be a little bipolar, just maybe he has
Speaker 7: mood swings.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know what, you know, here's the thing,
Speaker 4: by the way, Ashley, here's here's the here's the thing.
Speaker 4: I bombed on't MLC.
Speaker 19: No, you absolutely did not bomb on MLC. I thought
Speaker 19: you were great. I think that Scarlett is a she's
Speaker 19: a very mean girl, and I think.
Speaker 18: You did great. Honestly, she bombed well, I personally don't.
Speaker 18: I like, I'm not really interested in anything she's got
Speaker 18: to say most of the time, so like, I don't
Speaker 18: really find her interesting. I usually turn it off anytime
Speaker 18: she comes on MLC.
Speaker 7: But as soon as Jake left, I was out, that's
Speaker 7: for sure.
Speaker 19: Well, I enjoy her talking shit to Chad, So I like, yeah,
Speaker 19: it's not it's not just that, it's like she's actually.
Speaker 18: Yeah, but that's part of it.
Speaker 19: But yes, yes, she's really good at just roasting the
Speaker 19: funk out of Chad.
Speaker 4: You know, you know what you know I want to
Speaker 4: say this day. Yes, you know, I just feel like
Speaker 4: that I felt like that I didn't do the right
Speaker 4: things on that show.
Speaker 18: No, actually I think that.
Speaker 19: You like, so when you're on this show, you have
Speaker 19: you have like this like very when you're doing your
Speaker 19: own show, you kind of have like this very like
Speaker 19: what I'm trying to think of like a word like.
Speaker 18: You kind of like a.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're absolutely said that you and you and her
Speaker 4: going on the road trip.
Speaker 8: We'll see.
Speaker 18: So like on this show, you typically you have like
Speaker 18: a slower kind of like a slower speech, and like
Speaker 18: when you're on MLC, you can tell that, like.
Speaker 19: You got to smile on your face when you're talking,
Speaker 19: and like you say things in a way to be provocative.
Speaker 18: And I actually like that, and I enjoy that.
Speaker 19: I actually really like you when you're on MLC, like
Speaker 19: you do obviously you know, you interrupt here and there.
Speaker 19: That's probably because you don't have any headphones, but it's
Speaker 19: not really that big of a deal.
Speaker 18: But like I enjoy you on MLC.
Speaker 8: There you go.
Speaker 18: I don't really know what the excuse is.
Speaker 4: No, no, because the one of the reasons you got
Speaker 4: to get your shit in. You got to get your
Speaker 4: in because you got limited time, because you know, Kevin
Speaker 4: sometimes wants UH to do the things.
Speaker 18: But you know, and I kick you off accidentally or purposely.
Speaker 4: Sure by the way I made the comment, I actually
Speaker 4: made the comment that m l C has turned into
Speaker 4: around the Horde.
Speaker 8: I like, I like.
Speaker 4: So Kevin, Kevin is the Tony Really, Bob is the
Speaker 4: Woody Page, Chad is the is the Bob Bryant. You
Speaker 4: are the You are the Tim Kellershaw of of of
Speaker 4: m l C. And I'm and I'm the and and
Speaker 4: I'm the Jay Marriotti.
Speaker 20: I like.
Speaker 5: He made me the.
Speaker 18: Want the one from Dallas.
Speaker 4: And also and also uh uh uh. Scarlett is more
Speaker 4: like the is more like the times.
Speaker 7: Don't insult me there like that. Jesus, She's actually smart.
Speaker 4: By the way, have you ever seen sports reporters? Yes,
Speaker 4: dont ship, we gotta donate. We got a picture down
Speaker 4: the horn five dollars a days while she set a
Speaker 4: an image tip. It's kep breaded, it says, it says,
Speaker 4: it's ever elas like my number. My numbers are killed,
Speaker 4: my numbers are up. I'm killing it. Man Teller Beatty
Speaker 4: Patty Tamba Goo. Should he showed me the little hold
Speaker 4: on hold On, I'm it's uh, it's it's it's everything.
Speaker 4: It's just Kevin Burdon.
Speaker 7: Saying nice, thanks for the five bucks.
Speaker 4: Thank you for the foul dollars. Make them holler and
Speaker 4: Dave debuted, I know, hey, but uh, by the way,
Speaker 4: so who's I can't show it. I don't have I
Speaker 4: don't have let me see.
Speaker 18: Ayah, do you do the producer? Do you need to
Speaker 18: share my screen?
Speaker 4: No, it's it's a. It's a. It's a. They know
Speaker 4: my super Tips okay.
Speaker 19: By the way, I don't even know how you. By
Speaker 19: the way, I don't know how you run super Tips with.
Speaker 19: It's the shoddy ass setup that you have. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: Tablet, just my tablet.
Speaker 19: Brother man, brother man, Listen to me. Do if I
Speaker 19: sent you my laptop, would that be something that would
Speaker 19: help you?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 18: Okay, I'll send you my laptop. Okay, you have a
Speaker 18: spare one?
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 18: I have a spare one for you.
Speaker 19: Yes, but you better fucking use that. I'm not sending
Speaker 19: it to you to be like Mike BUSHETI and not
Speaker 19: ever use it.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll use it. Listen, I have a laptop. I
Speaker 4: have a broken laptop.
Speaker 18: This one is a good laptop. It's got enough RAM
Speaker 18: to run obs.
Speaker 4: All right, I'll send I'll send.
Speaker 11: I have it.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't have it A U P S X.
Speaker 7: I don't know dh L.
Speaker 18: I don't know. If you're asking me how I'm gonna
Speaker 18: send it.
Speaker 21: I don't know, all right, but.
Speaker 4: So I felt I feel I feel like that. I
Speaker 4: feel like that that small fish in a big pond.
Speaker 18: That's good though small fish and big pond. Would you
Speaker 18: rather be a big fish in a small pond?
Speaker 4: I feel like that a lot of people other people
Speaker 4: are getting opportunity. You know, everybody you know, Sam Tripley
Speaker 4: gets more viewers, that be you get more viewers to
Speaker 4: be Dave.
Speaker 19: Sam, Well, Okay, look, Sam Tripley getting more views than
Speaker 19: you is? I mean obviously he should right me getting
Speaker 19: more views than he is?
Speaker 8: Not?
Speaker 18: I don't think that's necessarily accurate, but maybe, But.
Speaker 4: How could you, Dave? How could you? Your boy gets
Speaker 4: more viewers than I do?
Speaker 19: Well, here's the thing, Jake, let me tell you something,
Speaker 19: like I actually really enjoy your commentary on like Delver
Speaker 19: stuff when you actually get into it.
Speaker 18: I just I've got this.
Speaker 19: If I was your producer, I would say, don't talk
Speaker 19: about the numbers, don't talk about the show like I
Speaker 19: feel like you talk too much about the like you
Speaker 19: talk too much about like the system and the super
Speaker 19: tip and not necessarily nobody's sending me money, Like forget
Speaker 19: about that stuff, like you talk too much about the.
Speaker 18: X's and o's.
Speaker 19: I think you need to be a little more just
Speaker 19: talk a little more broadly about the stuff, in my opinion,
Speaker 19: like people do want to hear the background stuff, but
Speaker 19: not necessarily from Jake Hudson, no offense.
Speaker 4: You know. The thing is, ever everybody says that I
Speaker 4: spend all the money on other stuff, but you don't
Speaker 4: see what I spend the money or you get, I.
Speaker 18: Mean how much money, cause you'd possibly be making for
Speaker 18: you to be spending it on anything. Who cares? Like,
Speaker 18: what are you making every month? Fifty dollars?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 4: Sometimes sometimes I made like ten uh enough to pay
Speaker 4: my mills, like to get my YouTube premium paid and
Speaker 4: also my sooner paid. And because somebody helps me with
Speaker 4: it every month?
Speaker 18: Does that mean what does that mean?
Speaker 4: Brady helps me? But what?
Speaker 8: Wait?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 18: Wait?
Speaker 4: What? Who?
Speaker 8: Wait?
Speaker 18: Who helps you with?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 8: He helps me with?
Speaker 7: My YouTube previous he's referring to me, Yeah, I helped
Speaker 7: I helped Jake for sure. I send him donations for
Speaker 7: sure again.
Speaker 4: On paid Josh Didy fan says it nor days of ice,
Speaker 4: Jake days more of the worst series of all times.
Speaker 19: Yeah, true, I'm as literally like a zero Sum streamer.
Speaker 19: I've been streaming for look, I I brag about streaming
Speaker 19: for ten years and I got nothing to show for it.
Speaker 18: This is like Bobby Kelly saying I started a riot
Speaker 18: cast more Rogan all. It's like, stupid, Yeah, you started
Speaker 18: write cast all that time ago, and nobody watches. It's
Speaker 18: not the brag that you think it is. So yeah,
Speaker 18: I get it, Like, yeah, I'm the worst. I'm not
Speaker 18: somebody who's who's you should be mimicking.
Speaker 4: You know, Dave, You've always been patience. And the thing
Speaker 4: is it's like Merce even may may make a joke
Speaker 4: about me.
Speaker 5: Who cares.
Speaker 18: That's good that when they stopped making jokes about you,
Speaker 18: that's when you should worry.
Speaker 4: Jake Merce was like, Merce was like, I don't do
Speaker 4: one dollar He doesn't read the one dollar chest, but
Speaker 4: because it was me, he did read it.
Speaker 18: Okay, this is what I'm talking about. It's a little
Speaker 18: too much x's and those, you know what I mean.
Speaker 19: It's like, I think you're at your best when you're
Speaker 19: literally talking dabb over stuff like talking stuttering.
Speaker 4: John.
Speaker 19: I know you can't play the clips. I can help
Speaker 19: you with that if you need to, But I know
Speaker 19: that you got an issue. Hopefully with the laptop you'll
Speaker 19: be able to do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, with the laptop, I could do more, like you know.
Speaker 4: The thing is, it's like I want to do more
Speaker 4: with it, like I want to I want to like
Speaker 4: you know, run like super run this like. And also
Speaker 4: the thing is for me, Dave is like all that
Speaker 4: I have a pair of headphones already that I can use.
Speaker 4: I have a I have a USB headphoneses ready. The
Speaker 4: thing is is like this is use microphone headphones, headphones
Speaker 4: with a mic on it.
Speaker 7: Okayah, but can I tell you something?
Speaker 4: In twenty twenty four October twenty twenty four, DV got
Speaker 4: me this tablet.
Speaker 18: That's very nice of her, she was, but she asked.
Speaker 4: She asked me not to say her name.
Speaker 18: She asked, She said it so don't like a year later, Okay,
Speaker 18: that's fine, and again I I don't even care. But
Speaker 18: also I just want to say that like the I'm
Speaker 18: glad that that helped.
Speaker 4: Hey who who?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 4: Who is better on?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 4: Say me? Or Scarlet?
Speaker 8: You you want you?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 21: You?
Speaker 18: I can't stand I can't stand Scarlett on MC. I
Speaker 18: turn off.
Speaker 4: Kevin not to pay me, Scarlett told Kevin not to
Speaker 4: pay me. He didn't have to pay me.
Speaker 18: I mean, I did think it was a little funny
Speaker 18: when she was calling you a little boy and all
Speaker 18: that stuff. She doesn't really know you, she's she doesn't
Speaker 18: like know you. It has nothing to do with that.
Speaker 18: I'm just saying that, Like, it's like, I did find
Speaker 18: that a little funny, and I enjoy her when she
Speaker 18: goes after Chad specifically, but eat me personally. Jake, Jake, Jake,
Speaker 18: don't start this right now, because you can't have it
Speaker 18: both ways. You can't have you can't like, you can't.
Speaker 19: Have people treat you like you always talk about like
Speaker 19: how you don't want people to treat you a certain
Speaker 19: way because you have a mental thing. And then you
Speaker 19: played the victim here. Okay, I understand what's happening here.
Speaker 19: And she was being kind of a bitch for no reason.
Speaker 4: Is it because she's she's dating a married man. Is
Speaker 4: a married man?
Speaker 8: Oh no, don't know.
Speaker 18: Man, you're really going after him.
Speaker 7: He's a great catch.
Speaker 19: I mean, that whole situation is fucking crazy to me.
Speaker 19: The fact that, like, like, I got literally nothing against
Speaker 19: any of these people. I don't find them interesting. I
Speaker 19: don't care like Ethan Ralph, I have zero interest in
Speaker 19: listening to and watching Scarlet.
Speaker 18: Kind of the same thing.
Speaker 4: Read this.
Speaker 18: Is Dave giving you bad advice on purpose. That's not nice.
Speaker 18: But again, like new or joghe fan like.
Speaker 19: He's a provocateur, but like he'll say this, but he
Speaker 19: won't provide you with actual good advice. So like, what's
Speaker 19: the what is the good advice that I should be
Speaker 19: giving you. The good advice I think I should be
Speaker 19: giving you is that, like, yeah, we want to hear
Speaker 19: some x's and o's here and there, but I think
Speaker 19: that sometimes you talk a little too much x's and o's.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I also think I know I'm nobody, but I
Speaker 7: think what would help Jake is maybe a more consistent
Speaker 7: streaming time as well. You know, he just hops on
Speaker 7: randomly and it's sometimes the audience just isn't there at
Speaker 7: all times. But if they knew there was a date
Speaker 7: and time, sure, I.
Speaker 19: Agree with that too, but like you know, it's it's
Speaker 19: not even so much that first of all, they want
Speaker 19: to see you, and I understand that poses some other
Speaker 19: things because look, you got some wonky eyes.
Speaker 18: And I can say that because I love you, buddy,
Speaker 18: like I love you and it's.
Speaker 19: Fun and then like we're just and I don't mean
Speaker 19: it in a malicious way. And like every time I
Speaker 19: see your eyes, every time I see a picture of
Speaker 19: you on Twitter, I assume it's photoshop. And then I
Speaker 19: come on once in a while and see you on
Speaker 19: the video, I'm like, oh, it's actually not photoshop.
Speaker 18: I'm good nature ribbing. And I understand that the Internet,
Speaker 18: it's got a lot of meaning, and especially this community
Speaker 18: has got a lot of mean people. So I understand
Speaker 18: the reason for not doing that.
Speaker 8: But but.
Speaker 18: I'm loving work. Thanks for asking. I'm blessed avageob.
Speaker 4: Why did you prov your Twitter?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I was.
Speaker 18: I was hoping I wouldn't have to answer that question.
Speaker 18: But the reason I did was was for work. I
Speaker 18: on Wednesday.
Speaker 19: On Wednesday, my boss goes, oh, I don't know you
Speaker 19: go by Dave Sarah. Also, I'm like, uh, fuck, what's
Speaker 19: that supposed to mean?
Speaker 18: I don't even know what it means.
Speaker 19: It was quite cryptic, So I decided, all right, let
Speaker 19: me just I'm gonna I gotta drive in my Twitter
Speaker 19: for now, just until I know what exactly that meant.
Speaker 18: Because if he's watching my ship, brother, man, it's.
Speaker 7: Oh that's the worst.
Speaker 18: I don't need that ship.
Speaker 7: The two worst things could be your boss finding your
Speaker 7: Twitter or your wife.
Speaker 8: H oh ship.
Speaker 4: Wait what's that? What's the brother man?
Speaker 8: Brother Man?
Speaker 18: Brother Man?
Speaker 4: But I like that shirt you wear?
Speaker 19: Okay, you want to hear the all right, So there's
Speaker 19: a background behind the shirt. Okay, So it says zoomshroom
Speaker 19: on it?
Speaker 18: Yeah, okay. So do you know have you ever heard
Speaker 18: of Geno from Speedweed?
Speaker 4: I know Gina Pisconti.
Speaker 19: So there's a guy whose name is Gino Uso own
Speaker 19: a company called Speedweed.
Speaker 7: Who's a.
Speaker 4: He's a company called No So.
Speaker 18: Have you heard of the Wi Files?
Speaker 19: It's a conspiracy show on YouTube. It's got like two
Speaker 19: million followers. The guy who runs the channel his brother,
Speaker 19: Geno's brother. I don't know Geno's last name. I think
Speaker 19: it's Gentile. I think his last name is Gentile.
Speaker 18: So Gino he's a.
Speaker 19: A guy though a lot of people, a lot of
Speaker 19: comedians know because he's he sponsored a lot of shows
Speaker 19: at the comedy Store.
Speaker 4: About what about the comedy stand.
Speaker 18: Not to stand no West Coast stuff mostly so.
Speaker 4: But but there's a thing called stand Up Scottsdale and Scottsdale, Arizona.
Speaker 18: Okay, I mean we're talking mostly Los Angeles at this point. Regardless.
Speaker 18: So Gino had a company called Speedweed, which delivered weed forever.
Speaker 19: And then he told me in confidence that he wanted
Speaker 19: to start a company called zoom Shroom.
Speaker 18: Yeah, that delivered shrooms. And I told that to a
Speaker 18: friend of mine, and my friend took the name and
Speaker 18: stole it and created zoom Shroom out of it. And
Speaker 18: I know, and I felt bad.
Speaker 5: I told you.
Speaker 18: You know, Gino didn't give a fuck, But it's just
Speaker 18: it's a funny.
Speaker 8: Sorry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're you're you're a comedian. You're a Canadian.
Speaker 18: I was, I was an I'm not Canadian. I was
Speaker 18: an open micro. I still am an open micro.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're more famous.
Speaker 5: Than I am.
Speaker 4: Jake.
Speaker 18: That what First of all, what the fuck does that mean?
Speaker 18: Second of all that that's not true.
Speaker 4: You get more by the way I paint you, by
Speaker 4: the way I got by the way you you was
Speaker 4: stil Budman to get the same nine uh of subs.
Speaker 18: Buckman's. Buckman's subs are a dollar ninety nine minor ninety
Speaker 18: nine cents. Here's they are announced.
Speaker 4: You know, here's the because I gifted. I gifted seven
Speaker 4: memberships at ninety nonsense apiece, okay to him, and I
Speaker 4: get bob to you for the I know its peace?
Speaker 11: You may.
Speaker 4: You may? You made like four bucks off of me? Great?
Speaker 18: I did?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 18: Hold on, we're finding Jake Hudson right now. We're paying
Speaker 18: it forward. What hold on, Jake? Shut the funk up
Speaker 18: for a second.
Speaker 21: No, no, wait, are you not?
Speaker 18: I'm following you?
Speaker 8: How come?
Speaker 18: How come you're not? You don't show up on my
Speaker 18: thing even though I'm following you. What sucks?
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 9: I don't.
Speaker 18: I don't have a sub but oh ship wait why what?
Speaker 4: Whoa?
Speaker 18: What happened?
Speaker 4: I don't lose it? But remember I don't have I
Speaker 4: have super tips?
Speaker 5: Yeah, how do I go?
Speaker 18: I gotta go?
Speaker 8: I don't.
Speaker 18: I don't usually ever send super tips. But okay, give
Speaker 18: me one second.
Speaker 4: Hold, I'll send you a super tip.
Speaker 18: No, I got it right here, dude, I got it
Speaker 18: right here.
Speaker 4: Money things like it, don't support but man, he's always talking.
Speaker 8: To Wait, what.
Speaker 18: I don't I never financially support Buckman.
Speaker 4: Ever, he's telling me.
Speaker 18: M hmm, what what's he telling you?
Speaker 4: He's telling me not to support but man, he's an idiot.
Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, nomber Josh say Fan is telling you yeah,
Speaker 18: because yeah, I I I agree with that. You don't
Speaker 18: have to support him.
Speaker 7: That's good advice.
Speaker 18: He doesn't need your money. He needs I don't need
Speaker 18: your money either.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Hey, Jake, I got to take off.
Speaker 18: Man, I'm here, worry about it.
Speaker 7: Thanks for coming, all right, see you later, peace out,
Speaker 7: Dave later.
Speaker 18: All right, your link is you have a fucked up link.
Speaker 18: You have the wrong Your link takes you directly to
Speaker 18: your A p I authentication, which is not correct. So
Speaker 18: I gotta go to Hudson.
Speaker 8: What's the what?
Speaker 18: What is the super tip that you do?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 18: What's your super tip thing?
Speaker 8: Jake?
Speaker 18: Can you hear me?
Speaker 4: What about my lenk?
Speaker 18: Mm hmmm?
Speaker 4: What about my link?
Speaker 18: Okay? Hold on the link that you have in the
Speaker 18: top right corner.
Speaker 5: Hold on.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 18: No sign in with YouTube?
Speaker 5: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 18: Continue continue there you go?
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm kind about my way that I could do
Speaker 4: or hear your there you go? Super super kid is
Speaker 4: the word I have of a.
Speaker 5: Yo.
Speaker 18: Yeah yeah, well keep talking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but.
Speaker 4: I just want to say thank you Dave for talking
Speaker 4: intension to me. Okay, you pay, you paid it for you. Listen,
Speaker 4: Keim still owes me money.
Speaker 19: Oh come on, Kevin has given you probably more exposure
Speaker 19: than needed. Yeah, I'm blessed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my my pain, my Benmo is always where you
Speaker 4: looking for your card?
Speaker 18: Oh you have a Venomo. Let's let's see that instead.
Speaker 4: Actually, all right, I'll send it to you. Yeah, uh
Speaker 4: can you do in the back chat? Yes, hold on,
Speaker 4: I'm grabbing a little Vinmo because Venmo would be a
Speaker 4: little bit easier. You're not given. Uh, you're not given.
Speaker 18: Yeah, I don't have to like, I don't care about
Speaker 18: giving milking ten percent. I don't give a fuck. It's
Speaker 18: just like a matter of putting in my information.
Speaker 4: Plus try it gets ten percent.
Speaker 18: So but yeah, I know what you mean.
Speaker 4: There's the venmo's in the bat.
Speaker 18: Okay, keep talking and then we'll keep talking. A whoile
Speaker 18: I do this?
Speaker 4: Oh uh unbend just any faces? Jake as Day was
Speaker 4: his intention with? Actually is my what intentions?
Speaker 18: I have no intentions with Ashley. I think I think
Speaker 18: she's a.
Speaker 4: Beautiful lady. She's beautiful person, and she has a beautiful heart.
Speaker 4: And and the thing is it's like, uh, you have
Speaker 4: these you have these morons that you have these morons
Speaker 4: that think that they could. Yeah, oh thanks, thank you, Sarah,
Speaker 4: Dave Sarah twenty twenty on the Venmo, thank you, Dave.
Speaker 4: You you you get one of these? Hold one, you
Speaker 4: get one of these? All right?
Speaker 18: Thanks buddy?
Speaker 4: I did I didn't that right? Right? Wrong with us?
Speaker 4: A check ass button? I hit the check ass button
Speaker 4: you get on the kiln after Yeah, thank you? Yeah.
Speaker 4: But then, and I want to say to you, and
Speaker 4: I want to I want to say this to you, Dave.
Speaker 4: If you ever want me to come on, just let
Speaker 4: me know.
Speaker 18: Yeah, of course.
Speaker 19: I mean, look, I I don't usually have people on
Speaker 19: my show as but I uh, anytime I'm live, just
Speaker 19: tell me to jump into the m l CUS discord
Speaker 19: channel and you can live with me.
Speaker 18: Are you in the discord? Are you in the do
Speaker 18: you have discord?
Speaker 4: I'm steal in your discord.
Speaker 18: The m l CUX discord. Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I also want to say this to you.
Speaker 4: It's like I really appreciate you, and I appreciate.
Speaker 11: Dave.
Speaker 4: Yeah, It's like, you know, I just want to say
Speaker 4: this is like I've watched comedians. I've watched like Guyce,
Speaker 4: and I've watched Gilbert and I've watched a lot of
Speaker 4: these guys, yep, you know, and my favorite comedian of
Speaker 4: all time, I have to say, was the great Robert Saggot.
Speaker 18: Oh wow, Okay, go on, I'll tell you a story
Speaker 18: about Bob Saggett, but go on, not a best story, no, no, no.
Speaker 18: I got to see his one of his last sets
Speaker 18: ever at skang Fest and he did his HBO special
Speaker 18: that never got released, and he did like some songs
Speaker 18: and he basically did his HBO set that never got released.
Speaker 19: And so I'm kind of I'm happy and blessed to
Speaker 19: be able to have seen that. And I always liked
Speaker 19: Bob Saggett, I am. I always thought that he was
Speaker 19: a funny motherfucker.
Speaker 4: And you know, you know what one of the things
Speaker 4: that I didn't like about, like, you know, people were
Speaker 4: talking about like he was never in controverse. He was
Speaker 4: the hosest of America's bros. Home videos. Yeah, when when
Speaker 4: he passed away, when he passed away, they did a
Speaker 4: memorial for him on Megan's home video.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: What what I wish thing is, it's like I wish
Speaker 4: that I wish that I was in comedy back and
Speaker 4: I wish I was born one into the nineties. I
Speaker 4: was born in the seventies and eighties.
Speaker 18: Because you wanted to do comedy.
Speaker 4: I wanted I wanted to be more in the radio
Speaker 4: because of Yes, radio radio, because you had a good comics.
Speaker 18: And by the way, you're getting the static on the
Speaker 18: microphone by the way right now. Sorry, don't be sorry,
Speaker 18: just do it. Just unplug and plug it back in.
Speaker 18: Oh yeah, hold on, hold on, it's okay.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's just damn hitst my sometimes because I'll show
Speaker 4: you my fords eituation.
Speaker 19: Yeah, you got it like you got yeah, see, brother man,
Speaker 19: come on, okay, let's get you uh, let's get you
Speaker 19: that laptop and I'll send you a pair of headphones too.
Speaker 4: It's the uses, like I need. I need a lot
Speaker 4: of stuff, but to use the money problem we.
Speaker 19: Had, I understand, I understand. But again I don't mind
Speaker 19: sending you this ship, but like you better fucking use it.
Speaker 18: I don't even make a video when I get it. No,
Speaker 18: don't do that.
Speaker 8: Don't do that. No, don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 4: You'll you'll even be here's the day, Dave.
Speaker 19: I love you, brother, brother, so real quick, just so
Speaker 19: before you get into like what you were talking about
Speaker 19: there with like the whole comedy stuff. Like I've talked
Speaker 19: about this before, and and I was propagandized by Joe
Speaker 19: Rogan and Opie and Anthony and those type of people
Speaker 19: that like, in order for you to feel that green
Speaker 19: room hang right, you have to be a comedian. Like
Speaker 19: there's no way for you to be able to like
Speaker 19: feel what they felled right, the ball busting and the
Speaker 19: amazing whatever.
Speaker 18: And I craved that stuff. And when I went to
Speaker 18: open mics and stuff like that, I I enjoyed it
Speaker 18: because of that, Like you know, like I grew up
Speaker 18: with ballbusters and then there was a time, you know,
Speaker 18: a bunch of my friends they all moved on and
Speaker 18: got married and kids, and like it's not the same thing.
Speaker 18: So like I was like really craving that.
Speaker 19: So I thought, Okay, well let me start doing stand
Speaker 19: up comedy because I think that that's kind of like
Speaker 19: the way to do it. And yes, I did get that,
Speaker 19: but really what I was like just a huge fan
Speaker 19: of like radio talk radio, and like I enjoyed the
Speaker 19: podcasting so much more. And then like this has fulfilled
Speaker 19: that necessity that I thought I needed to be like
Speaker 19: a stand up to like do that, and like, really,
Speaker 19: to me, doing open mics and stand up is like
Speaker 19: it's lame as fucked to me.
Speaker 18: So I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hey brother, are you still there?
Speaker 17: I'm still here, still stand So I got that song
Speaker 17: in my head and I'm still standing.
Speaker 18: Yeah. So I met up with the female dabbler today.
Speaker 18: It was fun stuff, was it?
Speaker 4: KB?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 5: But it was.
Speaker 18: Uh, it was fun to talk about the dow verse
Speaker 18: and the hackers and stuff like that with somebody. So
Speaker 18: at a good time. That's fun, yu.
Speaker 4: Look so.
Speaker 18: Uh yeah, do do it again?
Speaker 4: Whorror?
Speaker 18: No, it wasn't Ashley and it wasn't DJ Electra.
Speaker 4: Oh live in your area?
Speaker 8: They do?
Speaker 18: Yeah, they do, they do.
Speaker 19: So, I mean I think at one point I want
Speaker 19: to see if I can put together some kind of
Speaker 19: like West Coast Dabbler events.
Speaker 18: But we'll see, ye, So come on, let's talk. Let's
Speaker 18: talk about some suff here. Can I can? I show
Speaker 18: you can?
Speaker 19: I I'm gonna you mentioned uh Gilbert, Yeah, one of
Speaker 19: my favorite. I watch this every once in a while. Yeah,
Speaker 19: and it's already.
Speaker 18: Anthony Coomie and Gilbert Godfrey the full episode on.
Speaker 8: On our.
Speaker 18: Because no, we don't have to watch full upside. I'm
Speaker 18: just I'm just wanting to.
Speaker 8: Go on.
Speaker 19: Yeah, I'm just saying that, like I I really enjoy
Speaker 19: like I really like enjoy like this type of stuff,
Speaker 19: like like this is like one of my favorite fucking
Speaker 19: like going back and watching this ship it's like some
Speaker 19: of my favorite shit ever. Dude, you have to put
Speaker 19: it up on the stage if you if you care.
Speaker 19: But I'll just play a couple of seconds of it.
Speaker 18: So, I mean, no problem.
Speaker 4: I just said it was her.
Speaker 18: Well I actually can say whatever she wants, but it
Speaker 18: wasn't her.
Speaker 14: Yo, what up?
Speaker 4: Eric? Here you go as far as Tucker as especially
Speaker 4: you and blind a couple of hoses.
Speaker 19: Like watching this is some of my favorite shit ever,
Speaker 19: especially like when they start, So let's go back real
Speaker 19: quickly when they start talking about stuttering John at the beginning.
Speaker 4: You were coming on here. You tweet that you were
Speaker 4: coming on here.
Speaker 8: Okay, there you go one second?
Speaker 5: Yes, oh.
Speaker 18: Sorry, my brother, my brother knocking on the rough.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, he's annoying.
Speaker 18: Right, Yes, hey, can wean uh?
Speaker 4: Is compound media gonna get us for this?
Speaker 8: No they're not.
Speaker 18: They don't strike.
Speaker 9: Here.
Speaker 18: Let's watch a couple of minutes, you know.
Speaker 5: I mean nursing homes. You're laughing around.
Speaker 18: The first nineteen eighty one, right, this millennials going what
Speaker 18: the I can't Brenner?
Speaker 16: And then there was perfect what's your your bronner?
Speaker 22: Yeah, and then there was Georgie Jessel in nineteen twenty.
Speaker 4: By brothers were alive.
Speaker 18: Don't any impressions of people currently are living?
Speaker 20: Do George Jessel?
Speaker 9: How long mama? Yeah?
Speaker 16: Then just drawing Ja the man whom I'm not doing
Speaker 16: to me. Hi, she's dying imber.
Speaker 18: Anyway, So you get the point. This is hilarious stuff.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so.
Speaker 18: Dave's little brother.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, turn to deal.
Speaker 21: Uh round Jake.
Speaker 18: Uh, Jake took himself off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's some weird like things that happens with people
Speaker 3: in here, like specific fick people on stream yard right.
Speaker 18: I think I think you're the static is probably yeah,
Speaker 18: your static has gone good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, every time you play a video and knocks out
Speaker 4: my audio.
Speaker 18: So yeah, it's not just that, but yeah, for sure. Yeah,
Speaker 18: I wish I had a little brother. I was always
Speaker 18: the little I was always a little brother.
Speaker 8: Yeah, the same.
Speaker 21: And with the I think I think my oldest brother
Speaker 21: is like the same age range between me and him
Speaker 21: as you say my brother.
Speaker 18: Yeah, well old twelve years me and my brother, yeah
Speaker 18: it is.
Speaker 3: My oldest brother is like eleven and a half years okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah so my mom was like thirty four when I
Speaker 3: was born.
Speaker 18: Yeah so yeah, my mom was like.
Speaker 4: Thirty eight actually, but three older. I have two older
Speaker 4: brothers an older sister.
Speaker 18: That's nice. I got an older sister too.
Speaker 4: There were they weren't My brothers were thirty years older
Speaker 4: than me, my like tweet twenty or thirty years old?
Speaker 4: In my in my sister was twenty years older than me.
Speaker 18: Are they passed that? They passed on that longer.
Speaker 4: My two brothers are still alive. My sister passed away
Speaker 4: in twenty two.
Speaker 18: I'm sorry to hear that. There, I'm sorry to hear that.
Speaker 8: Man, she was.
Speaker 4: I really don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 18: It's okay, we don't have to talk about it.
Speaker 4: It's that is that thing where I feel like that
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 8: Sorry.
Speaker 4: I gotta remember I.
Speaker 18: Don't worry about it, man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta remember my name, my uh so, I
Speaker 4: remember my damn security cardy for my one of my
Speaker 4: cards because I changed on my Venmo card. I changed
Speaker 4: the Vemo cards because it had changed it. Okay, sorry,
Speaker 4: and I'm just like, I just did a membership. I
Speaker 4: did a membership to my friend, my friend Possim outdoors
Speaker 4: and he's right out, he's he's he's fishing right now.
Speaker 4: He is fishing.
Speaker 9: Huh, it's just me.
Speaker 21: This is how I sound normally.
Speaker 4: But you know, you know last not by the way,
Speaker 4: we're into twenty minutes, Dave, because I like to keep
Speaker 4: you going, like to keep you going to two hours?
Speaker 4: Why oh the AI clip tool. And also and also
Speaker 4: like people on two hours because if I go, I
Speaker 4: can't go over three hours. Oh yes, we might. We
Speaker 4: might go over two hours. Because she was person to
Speaker 4: ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 9: Day Oh god, no, I can't hear anything.
Speaker 18: What the back back in so much?
Speaker 8: This is so bad?
Speaker 21: Hey, hell.
Speaker 4: Do you hear us?
Speaker 5: Fuck?
Speaker 9: I can't hear anything.
Speaker 18: You have to change your default speaker or not in
Speaker 18: the stream.
Speaker 21: Go out and come back in, Jake, can you just
Speaker 21: mute her like they should just only be seen, you know, ship.
Speaker 9: Dang it, I thought it was so good. Oh wait,
Speaker 9: hold on, hold on, hold up ho.
Speaker 23: Test test tests, I got it figured out, my brother, Well,
Speaker 23: I mean I feel like a genius right now.
Speaker 4: So I still feel like that. I feel like an
Speaker 4: idiot for going on in l C.
Speaker 9: It was great, Stompa Jake, you were perfect because you
Speaker 9: know what I gotta be about how awesome it was.
Speaker 9: I think you know that you were super funny, like ye.
Speaker 4: Watching it back now watching was Yeah.
Speaker 21: He just replaced it again and again and again, you know,
Speaker 21: like the PTSD from the.
Speaker 9: Saying sorry, my background is blurry. I'm I'm actually in bed.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, look at me.
Speaker 9: Filters and Ship.
Speaker 4: Dave Sarah City twenty O. Benmo. Yeah, I sent you
Speaker 4: five on him body yesterday too, on super Tips.
Speaker 9: I sent you five today with.
Speaker 21: That's why. That's that's why, he said. And yesterday as well,
Speaker 21: like he was saying, yesterday and today.
Speaker 4: We got another person. No no.
Speaker 21: Oh yeah remember him remember h.
Speaker 4: Hey b so Mikey said, he blocked you.
Speaker 13: I don't give a fu No, Mikey, this is Mikey,
Speaker 13: plenty of warnings. It's nothing he did personally. It's just
Speaker 13: don't tell me about a movie that I know about intimately.
Speaker 13: And you try to tell me about the movie because
Speaker 13: you read a description about it. Don't don't don't don't.
Speaker 8: Come a.
Speaker 5: Movie.
Speaker 18: Are we talking about? What movie we're talking about?
Speaker 8: Set it off.
Speaker 18: With uh, yeah, The Robbing, The Big Robbers. Fucking great
Speaker 18: fucking movie, dude, great fucking movie.
Speaker 13: No, he made the comment about, oh, they all did
Speaker 13: it out of desperation. I'm just like, well, no, not
Speaker 13: every character did it out of desperation.
Speaker 8: So well, I read that. I read the description of
Speaker 8: what that's your basis?
Speaker 21: So this is a movie, this is this is black Quadfather.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 9: I was just gonna ask Jake, can you make some
Speaker 9: introductions because I don't.
Speaker 4: Hi is a truck driver out of the great state
Speaker 4: of Georgia.
Speaker 18: Heah, by the.
Speaker 4: Way, are you are you in the mist area? Sick?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm a minute. I'm in Minnesota right now.
Speaker 9: Luck at you.
Speaker 18: So, no, he's gonna oh you're paying your respects to
Speaker 18: George Floyd. Huh, I get it. I get it.
Speaker 8: I'm going this on his grave. Oh did I say
Speaker 8: that that? Well, I can do that.
Speaker 21: That's racist, don't do That's.
Speaker 13: Northfield, just south of Minnianapolis about thirty thirty forty minutes.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think this is a good show, guys, this is
Speaker 4: a good show.
Speaker 21: I don't think he can he hear me by the way.
Speaker 19: Winning winning, everybody sick.
Speaker 18: Here, No, no, because there's an audio bugs. Sometimes you
Speaker 18: just want to make sure you didn't get it right. Cool, cool, cool,
Speaker 18: very somebody's just playing a guitar.
Speaker 4: Yeah we got we got Mississippi, California, h Norwegian. Yeah, Georgia, boy, but.
Speaker 9: But but comming together from Mississippi, which you too, fool.
Speaker 4: Because you're living Georgia, Georgia.
Speaker 8: I'm country wide.
Speaker 4: But this is this has actually been a good show.
Speaker 4: But you know, playing in My mom is the m
Speaker 4: LC episode.
Speaker 9: You've got Georgia on your mind.
Speaker 4: No, I got Limn on my mind. Stuff.
Speaker 19: I'll make sure that yeah that oh wait, she's not
Speaker 19: coming to Hackemnia, right, Okay, never mind, I'll make sure her.
Speaker 18: And Hughesy don't hook up.
Speaker 9: But is she not going now?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 18: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I wasn't.
Speaker 18: I was never sure. I know that Granny's going.
Speaker 21: Well you could just, Dave, you could just kick the
Speaker 21: balls just to be sure.
Speaker 4: Okay, I love her, I love her, but I have
Speaker 4: to love her for afarmake, don't we all? You know,
Speaker 4: sometimes it's like it gets to the point where a
Speaker 4: lot of stuff that I've done in my past comes
Speaker 4: back in my new ass. Like what like things I've
Speaker 4: said in my past?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 18: Yeah, I mean I called I called all the.
Speaker 4: Bounty hunter, a big black wrestling fan. Forgot what happened
Speaker 4: with that?
Speaker 21: What do you have on your head now?
Speaker 4: I also called I also called Kurt Hated a drug addict.
Speaker 21: Just don't call them Lake for dinner, you really hate.
Speaker 4: It's the perfect, mister perfect kurd Hanted, the perfect.
Speaker 9: I remember, I have no idea what you're talking about,
Speaker 9: but I mean I believe you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I made some mistakes in the one mistake I've
Speaker 4: ever regret doing. The one thing I ever ever regret
Speaker 4: doing is meet Aaron Michael m Holt.
Speaker 9: Is that his middle name? Michael?
Speaker 13: Yuh?
Speaker 4: Got it?
Speaker 9: So as I'm thinking sound any more Midwest white, I
Speaker 9: have my picture and I look like a fucking corpse, So.
Speaker 5: I have no.
Speaker 4: There.
Speaker 21: Yeah, I mean I'm a necrofile or whatever. It's It's fine.
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, hey, they taught my first name is Elis E.
Speaker 9: L L.
Speaker 8: I s.
Speaker 4: Jake.
Speaker 9: I know that I mailed you, but I know what
Speaker 9: they send me.
Speaker 4: A laptop bout David sending me a laptop. I hope,
Speaker 4: I hope you don't pull an r NFL said you
Speaker 4: were those kid laptops.
Speaker 18: That's something, is what laptops?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: It was a yeah it was.
Speaker 9: It was one of those like like rubber like the hands.
Speaker 8: This is the HP.
Speaker 19: It's an HP gaming laptop with the ten fifty GPU
Speaker 19: and sixteen or thirty.
Speaker 18: Two gigs around. Not for out which how much it's enough.
Speaker 18: It's enough for you, trust me.
Speaker 4: Are you going to clean? Are you going to uh?
Speaker 18: Yes, I'm gone from it.
Speaker 9: Yes, no, please don't please don't take will hack every account?
Speaker 4: Wipe it?
Speaker 2: Please wipe it?
Speaker 18: Yeah, it will, it'll be why. I don't mean I'm
Speaker 18: not gonna get you in trouble with the federal Like.
Speaker 9: Coke.
Speaker 18: I know, according to your laptop you've made several cocaine.
Speaker 21: U found traces of it on the computer as well.
Speaker 13: You.
Speaker 18: Know, trouble to clean it too, clean it too, I'll
Speaker 18: clean it too, yes.
Speaker 9: Yes, space for his own poor and get yours off.
Speaker 4: Hey, by the way, I just I just want to
Speaker 4: say something. What I didn't like about Scarlett is she
Speaker 4: called me little I'm older than her.
Speaker 9: M hm, yeah, she said, little boy. Shut up a
Speaker 9: little boy.
Speaker 4: She doesn't know that. Here's the thing. But you know
Speaker 4: what this is. This is a good panel, this is
Speaker 4: the better.
Speaker 21: But when she said that, Jake, what you should have said,
Speaker 21: like when she called you little boy.
Speaker 20: Whore?
Speaker 4: Hey, this is this is, this is, this is around
Speaker 4: the horn, this is around I'm the Tony Reality David,
Speaker 4: the Woody Page.
Speaker 5: My god, there's the.
Speaker 21: Uh I'm superman.
Speaker 5: Uh uh.
Speaker 8: I swear to God if you you call me Stephen
Speaker 8: a king of.
Speaker 18: Jones Bomani Jones.
Speaker 19: Dude, I haven't watched I haven't watched any of this,
Speaker 19: like any of the ESPN seven ten, Like I used
Speaker 19: to listen to seven ten ESPN religiously.
Speaker 18: And then all the sang okay, yeah, but I used
Speaker 18: to listen to all that ship religiously.
Speaker 19: Kellerman and Marcellus Wiley, I used to love them, great
Speaker 19: radio combo.
Speaker 9: Marcellus is a white guy, right, Yes.
Speaker 18: Marcella's Wiley definitely a white guy.
Speaker 19: Yep, definitely didn't play ten years in the NFL for
Speaker 19: the Chargers as a defensive lineman, defensive end or whatever
Speaker 19: the fuck.
Speaker 18: I don't even know what he was. He's defensive end.
Speaker 18: Maybe I don't remember.
Speaker 9: Sometimes I'm good.
Speaker 21: At you're not a defensive lineman. You're open about your
Speaker 21: coke us.
Speaker 18: Yeah, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 9: No, you're an offensive.
Speaker 21: Yeah, you're so offensive.
Speaker 4: You what was that picture you sent me Detois.
Speaker 6: That?
Speaker 9: Oh that was something I just thought it was funny.
Speaker 9: It's like Kevin Brennan just sort of steaming out of
Speaker 9: his ears.
Speaker 4: It's just like, but you know, this is the thing is,
Speaker 4: it's like, what if m l C Closes his doors
Speaker 4: like like around the horn?
Speaker 5: If it's not funny, you're not mad.
Speaker 9: Kevin Brennan is not gonna shut his doors. There's no
Speaker 9: way my doors are open. It makes too much money
Speaker 9: for that.
Speaker 4: But what what what if he what? What if he
Speaker 4: passes like on passes away, cancer.
Speaker 8: Is on. I don't know, but.
Speaker 9: I mean the oh I know the answer is if
Speaker 9: he passes, it's over. It's very hot down here, so
Speaker 9: the doors will be shut when that happens.
Speaker 16: Oh my god, I'm burning up.
Speaker 9: This is I can't send this down here it's so hot,
Speaker 9: so I can you You introduced sick to us, but
Speaker 9: I don't like, what's your connection? Like? How did you guys?
Speaker 4: Me and Sick met through? We actually met through our
Speaker 4: friend BBB right sick.
Speaker 8: I believe it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we met actually through robo through was it him?
Speaker 4: We met through robo?
Speaker 13: But me and Jake have a common connection of a well,
Speaker 13: first off, we're both from the great city of Mississippi.
Speaker 13: But we have a collective seething hatred for the one
Speaker 13: and only mister Jeremy DeWitt.
Speaker 8: And we did a stream together about him.
Speaker 9: And yes, so okay, so you got to cling me
Speaker 9: in because I don't know, because Jake has tentacles out everywhere. Right,
Speaker 9: He's in, He's in all this. I don't know what
Speaker 9: you're talking about. But if you guys, just.
Speaker 8: Just you know. Back is the most famous police impersonator
Speaker 8: on the planet. He's been on great shows as doctor
Speaker 8: Phil with his nonsensory Yes, he runs a escort service
Speaker 8: sort of say like funeral escort, not not.
Speaker 5: Not yeah yeah yeah, not like that, but like Scarlett.
Speaker 13: But his the logo, the logo, the logo of his
Speaker 13: company is like a carbon copy of the Ohio State Patrol.
Speaker 13: They all ride in black and white vehicles motorcycles is
Speaker 13: SUVs and cars uh standard L A P D colors.
Speaker 13: They dress exactly to the nine like cops, and they
Speaker 13: run purple and yellow lights but hide red lights in
Speaker 13: their stuff. Also, there is there was so much.
Speaker 5: Ats.
Speaker 8: No, he harasses people on.
Speaker 9: Camera on camera.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I got harassed like the cops too.
Speaker 8: It's all I can do. So I can do.
Speaker 9: Hey, if you meant they were acting like cops like like.
Speaker 8: No, he tries, he tries.
Speaker 13: When he does his escort to you, he will voice
Speaker 13: the commands that people that tell them to move out
Speaker 13: of the Wait, you can't do that.
Speaker 8: You can't do blocks, intersections, you can't do that.
Speaker 16: One of those.
Speaker 9: Jack, Jake, Sorry, say something, promote it.
Speaker 20: Look, look, look Jake, say something.
Speaker 9: I can't hear you.
Speaker 4: Jake.
Speaker 9: Wait again?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 4: Detroyed by Dark is here by the way.
Speaker 5: We're on the by the wayside of the Dabble verse.
Speaker 9: But I mean, I look like I'm dead? What is
Speaker 9: going on with this?
Speaker 7: This?
Speaker 8: I go?
Speaker 4: That is that tobacco?
Speaker 20: Yeah, it's apple cherrywood tobacco.
Speaker 9: Nice. I bet that smells amazing, has.
Speaker 20: A really euphoric.
Speaker 4: Do you know who?
Speaker 20: It's weird tobacco because it has a very euphoric effect.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, do you know who, mister.
Speaker 20: B Mister blue Sky has helped my show out a lot.
Speaker 20: He's given me original music and Dave Sarah is number
Speaker 20: one producer of the number one comedy show in America.
Speaker 9: Got him so upset that you I thought you were
Speaker 9: going to say when you said, I was like me.
Speaker 20: Don't recognize this should be holiday toy, should be.
Speaker 16: Holiday nice.
Speaker 20: Destois drinks a lot. Nice to meet you. Is that
Speaker 20: your name?
Speaker 8: Don't say a day?
Speaker 9: I was going to go, so my name is Detoi
Speaker 9: because I grew up in Michigan outside of Detroit and
Speaker 9: that's you know.
Speaker 8: Oh, I'm sorry, I know you can't look at me.
Speaker 9: I'm like, I'm like.
Speaker 20: You don't have any what what where did you wear?
Speaker 20: I'm from Sterling Heights.
Speaker 9: No, yes, I'm from Fraser, Oh.
Speaker 20: Fraser right next to the Fraser Cemetery. Yeah, I'm from Miles.
Speaker 9: Okay, I don't want to give too much away, but
Speaker 9: you know that windmill off of.
Speaker 5: Is that?
Speaker 18: Like?
Speaker 20: How when was that?
Speaker 9: Right by the Fraser Cemetery. There's a windmill.
Speaker 20: I haven't lived there.
Speaker 9: Well, you remember there used to be an airport, remember
Speaker 9: the McKinley Airport in Frasier.
Speaker 20: Yeah, it was in the Selfridge Air Force Base.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no where there's a Myers there now,
Speaker 9: but it used to be McKinley Airport.
Speaker 4: It was just a small.
Speaker 20: Richest family in Michigan is the Myers family.
Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, they're not, they're not. You know
Speaker 9: who the richest family is the Amwly people. Really, yeah,
Speaker 9: what's your name in Michigan? Oh my god, they're all
Speaker 9: in Michigan. Holy shit. But anyway, yeah, no, I know, yeah,
Speaker 9: fourteen miles. Let's I'll just say fourteen.
Speaker 20: Mile and yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 20: It's one of my jokes is like you know that
Speaker 20: movie eight mile, I'm I'm six blocks wider than eight mile.
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, no, I lived off for a fourteen mile.
Speaker 9: My mom used to tell me I could never go
Speaker 9: past twelve mile it was too dangerous.
Speaker 5: But then.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, it goes out to thirty six miles,
Speaker 9: So I mean eight miles.
Speaker 20: You think ten mile is dangerous? It's all industrial.
Speaker 21: You know, it's healthy. Got a little ten miles per
Speaker 21: day or something that's good.
Speaker 8: This is.
Speaker 4: This is a good show, y'all.
Speaker 21: It's a good show.
Speaker 5: Y'all.
Speaker 20: You got all these internets?
Speaker 9: Did you go to.
Speaker 20: SS High School?
Speaker 9: Okay? All right, well we played it's just.
Speaker 21: The Michigan verse. We started.
Speaker 20: Shut up Iceland, Yeah, Iceland, shut up, We're going to
Speaker 20: take over your country.
Speaker 5: Oh US, Yeah, I would.
Speaker 7: I love the usn A it's before But but but.
Speaker 9: Are you?
Speaker 4: I just want to say so much of fun? So
Speaker 4: did you know I was in LC yesterday?
Speaker 20: Yeah, I complimented your.
Speaker 9: Wasn't great?
Speaker 7: He was great?
Speaker 9: He was great.
Speaker 4: But I'm not a big celebrity. Yes you are.
Speaker 9: You are. Everybody knows you. Everyone, they know who you are.
Speaker 9: More people know you.
Speaker 4: Than they know.
Speaker 20: You've also established yourself like everyone trusts you, like too
Speaker 20: ugly Dan and guys like that. Nobody trusts any of
Speaker 20: these people, yet they haven't proved themselves.
Speaker 4: I have this where I had this issue where I
Speaker 4: feel like a lot of the because I have social anxiety.
Speaker 4: I have anxiety, and I worry that a lot of
Speaker 4: stuff cann't.
Speaker 21: Does it burn when you pee?
Speaker 8: I'm fucking buying. Oh that will be. It will be
Speaker 8: one of the loudest to say. F Jake Hudson. And
Speaker 8: he knows why, because.
Speaker 9: You know why.
Speaker 8: I get it.
Speaker 9: I totally get it. I know Jake's technic.
Speaker 8: No, no, you don't.
Speaker 9: You don't know what.
Speaker 8: He docs you did.
Speaker 20: He put out an hr row on you.
Speaker 4: He do so on his birthday last year. I said
Speaker 4: that he talked too much.
Speaker 13: I do reaction videos like bodycm stuff, police footage and
Speaker 13: stuff former law enforcement. I do a lot of reactionary
Speaker 13: video content to that, and he's like, you.
Speaker 5: Talk too much.
Speaker 4: And it was just like, oh.
Speaker 9: You no, make sure you put make sure you put
Speaker 9: his link in the chat because I love body cam
Speaker 9: reaction videos.
Speaker 8: Do it.
Speaker 4: He's in the discord by the way.
Speaker 9: Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, I know. I don't spend a
Speaker 9: ton of time on on discord much anymore, but I
Speaker 9: do have.
Speaker 21: Didn't react like that.
Speaker 4: I know you've been busy with the other stuff. Life
Speaker 4: is being live, Life is life.
Speaker 9: But I always have time for body Camp fucking videos
Speaker 9: my favorite. I love it. I love body Camp.
Speaker 4: You can also want the episode. But you did a
Speaker 4: stream about twenty hours ago that might be the ones.
Speaker 8: A night we was talking about space stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the world the world is flat?
Speaker 20: Yeah, boot mister blue Sky, Yeah it was.
Speaker 13: It was like the second part of the how do
Speaker 13: you say in honor of the Artemis two launch? Looking
Speaker 13: at the flatter first?
Speaker 8: Sure, were intrigue.
Speaker 20: Maybe some romance.
Speaker 23: Jake and Ire.
Speaker 4: There's there's there's six leak in the in the private chat.
Speaker 8: Almost by the dropping.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 8: Anything that doesn't look like it, but yeah.
Speaker 20: I forgot the actually looks more normal, Jake. Is it
Speaker 20: okay if I stream at the same time as this
Speaker 20: or should I stop streaming?
Speaker 7: You?
Speaker 4: Sure? Go ahead? All right, all right, I don't have that.
Speaker 4: I don't have that.
Speaker 9: Yeah. Wait, what's that the double commercials? Fun double?
Speaker 4: You're muted? Wait wait, wait a minute, I made muted.
Speaker 8: I can't hear. No, you're not muted. He dropped off.
Speaker 8: All right, take over time up on a god, damn it,
Speaker 8: damn come.
Speaker 20: On, a chance to hijack the viewers.
Speaker 4: Sorry about that, his viewers, Sorry about that? When mister
Speaker 4: bluest he knocked out your audio, Well, I.
Speaker 9: Mean that was kind of a bitch. We're made mad.
Speaker 9: I don't know. I'm just I just can't look at
Speaker 9: myself because I'm so ghostly white.
Speaker 4: You look.
Speaker 9: Good, so bad, it's so bad. It's so good, haunting. Yay.
Speaker 4: Hey, by the way, I just want to say something
Speaker 4: to you. You look good today, sweetheart. You're good.
Speaker 22: Thank you, Jake, thank you Jay.
Speaker 9: That was my mammy. Thank you, Jake, Thank you.
Speaker 4: Love people call.
Speaker 20: An impression of Scarlet.
Speaker 9: I heard, oh Scarlet, Oh good God. I mean I
Speaker 9: need If I can, I will do an impression of Scarlet.
Speaker 9: But I need someone to kick off like a subject
Speaker 9: like some say something.
Speaker 4: Do you hear me a lot?
Speaker 20: Throw a subject out?
Speaker 4: Do you guys hear me?
Speaker 8: Frankly?
Speaker 4: I don't give it?
Speaker 9: You know I I'll start out you guys. You know
Speaker 9: I have a SOB. I have a sob. Okay, I
Speaker 9: have a son and it's a five speed manual, and
Speaker 9: I have a SOB, and I demand respect for if
Speaker 9: you guys don't even understand this job is a I
Speaker 9: love custard. Custard is so good. You understand that my
Speaker 9: dad owns a Christmas tree farm. I don't even know
Speaker 9: what you guys are even you're a bit boy.
Speaker 7: Chat little boy?
Speaker 9: You just hear me?
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 9: I can't, little boy, No, I can't.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 20: Pretty good. It's like it's like method acting. You're starting
Speaker 20: to get into the role and lose your mind.
Speaker 13: They gave me this the other day because my weight
Speaker 13: was so long. It's good for one scuba custard. Uh,
Speaker 13: it gave me this chip. I've never seen this before ever.
Speaker 13: I've been dealing with cover since twenty twelve. I am
Speaker 13: never redeeming this. I'm keeping that.
Speaker 4: So cool.
Speaker 9: Probably put it on like a like a chain, like
Speaker 9: a it's kind of like a metal you know what
Speaker 9: I mean, like drill a hole in and I'm.
Speaker 8: Gonna added I'm gonna put it somewhere in the background
Speaker 8: in my studio.
Speaker 9: The other day, and the motherfucker didn't give me my
Speaker 9: credit card back at the drive through line.
Speaker 8: What that's.
Speaker 9: So then I got home and for no reason, I
Speaker 9: was like, oh, I'm just gonna like, where's my credit
Speaker 9: where's my bank card? And I'm like, wait, what the fuck?
Speaker 9: The last place I was at was at Culver's, So
Speaker 9: then I had to call them, and then I had
Speaker 9: to go through, uh, let me transfer to manager, and
Speaker 9: I'm like, I left my card there and they're like,
Speaker 9: wellin look like I'm like, holy And I had all
Speaker 9: the way back to Culvers. Do you think I got
Speaker 9: free custard or free fries or a free burger? No?
Speaker 8: I did not did not, So how how have we
Speaker 8: not got to the system of tap the pay through
Speaker 8: drive through? By now? Why are we there yet?
Speaker 9: More real? This guy was so confused at the drive through,
Speaker 9: took my credit card and then he was having a
Speaker 9: meltdown about screams. And then the manager came over and
Speaker 9: I was like, I just want to go give me
Speaker 9: my card back. Jam Sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I don't I is it's like you don't when I
Speaker 4: don't understand. I make those sounds when I don't understand.
Speaker 20: And she lost her credit card, and.
Speaker 4: That like making the old thing where I'm like aggravated
Speaker 4: with ship.
Speaker 9: All right, Jake, Jake, let's make let's turn this about around.
Speaker 9: You know, I want to make it about you. Give
Speaker 9: me your favorite Dolly Parton song.
Speaker 20: Oh that's an easy.
Speaker 9: Are you going to sing it?
Speaker 20: No, that's not the one I was thinking. I was
Speaker 20: sinking of a song that it was the only song
Speaker 20: she ever wrote. It would be the most she would
Speaker 20: be famous.
Speaker 9: She wrote songs, but she also wrote that song. Uh
Speaker 9: from the.
Speaker 20: Right wrote that she wrote that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, by the way, every time that by about what
Speaker 4: about Romeo Roo?
Speaker 20: Do you know that when Johnny Carson retired, they actually
Speaker 20: wanted her to replace him, but she wouldn't do it.
Speaker 9: Dolly is the best she's so great. By the way,
Speaker 9: what about in the stream? Everybody loves this is with
Speaker 9: tobacco island? No one? How can we be.
Speaker 20: Guys are forgetting about the most important thing her boobs?
Speaker 4: I mean, what about Dolly World World?
Speaker 9: Never been there?
Speaker 4: By the way, do you remember when I always told
Speaker 4: O J would.
Speaker 5: Do it in?
Speaker 4: They told him with that.
Speaker 9: But such a good voice singer?
Speaker 4: Who's the country music artist? Rebook or Dolly.
Speaker 5: Dolly?
Speaker 9: Can we talk about this last night?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we did.
Speaker 4: I think it was off, by the way, I hey, sick.
Speaker 4: I asked Mikey a question. I asked him the game
Speaker 4: monkey question. Here's if you I know it is I
Speaker 4: know sick. Here's the question. If you had a game
Speaker 4: monkey on your back, would you beat it there? Or
Speaker 4: would you beat it all sick?
Speaker 8: What kind of monkey are we talking about? What age
Speaker 8: is it.
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 8: What species?
Speaker 20: If your uncle Jack, if your uncle Jack was stuck
Speaker 20: on a roof, would you help your uncle Jack off?
Speaker 8: Are we talking about a spider monkey or a blues
Speaker 8: or what kind of monkey we're.
Speaker 5: Talking about it?
Speaker 8: I don't use monkey is gay. There's too many.
Speaker 9: Questions that fall into this, like a baboon or something.
Speaker 8: No, damn your joke. I would destroy your joke by
Speaker 8: thinking about it. Logically, it's like.
Speaker 4: The question.
Speaker 8: I do this to everybody? I do this?
Speaker 5: Everybody is.
Speaker 20: Questions more polyamoral joke.
Speaker 8: I tend to do that.
Speaker 5: I have questions.
Speaker 9: You kind of you kind of went a little too deep.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I question.
Speaker 9: Questions about this monkey.
Speaker 8: But if I did, but I guess to be to
Speaker 8: be to give you an answer, I'd leave the monkey there.
Speaker 8: I don't care. Monkeys are cool. Uh, don't be gay
Speaker 8: gay monkey? Fine, I leave him there.
Speaker 5: I might be able to.
Speaker 9: No one should beat off a monkey.
Speaker 8: Damn, that's fun.
Speaker 9: That's gross.
Speaker 5: Yo? What wow?
Speaker 8: Hight sir?
Speaker 18: Yes? How you doing man? How's open MIC's going?
Speaker 20: Pretty fun? I mean they're fun, right yeah. I mean
Speaker 20: because you're performing to all other comics mostly, and then
Speaker 20: they're all supportive, sure, and they all give you polite laughs.
Speaker 20: But then I'm like, all right, is this gonna really play?
Speaker 20: Or am I getting polite laughs?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 19: And then it feels good once you actually go up
Speaker 19: in front of some real people, and so you'll get there.
Speaker 18: It's fun. It's good stuff. It's fun.
Speaker 9: Hey, you know what, perhaps you guys, I would never
Speaker 9: in a million years ever get.
Speaker 18: Up and do yeah, well look how you look.
Speaker 20: Obviously if you can do this.
Speaker 9: Yes, correct, But yeah, I mean I just want to
Speaker 9: most of my way. Look, I haven't been tall, that
Speaker 9: I am super funny, and that I think gosh should
Speaker 9: be a.
Speaker 18: There's actually there was a there was a comic.
Speaker 5: Her name is.
Speaker 18: Something socky or soaky.
Speaker 19: She's fucking She kind of did a bit like what
Speaker 19: you're doing, and it's it was actually pretty funny and
Speaker 19: she starts going.
Speaker 16: Off like I just want a big man to take
Speaker 16: care of me.
Speaker 18: It was funny.
Speaker 7: Stuff sounds funny.
Speaker 20: By the way, it's mammy. All all these famous internet
Speaker 20: celebrities are your friends, but.
Speaker 9: We're famous.
Speaker 20: You from me and Herman are the only normal working,
Speaker 20: working stiffs.
Speaker 18: I don't know Jayton's name was Herman.
Speaker 9: Hi, Hi Mammy, Hi mommy? Are you I hope you're doing.
Speaker 20: By the way, hey mammy, what is it?
Speaker 8: You?
Speaker 11: Is it?
Speaker 9: Is it?
Speaker 8: Him and Herman are the only normal working looking stiffs.
Speaker 8: What do I look unemployed to you? Are you.
Speaker 20: Free internet celebrity?
Speaker 8: Difficult?
Speaker 20: Part of the racist You're part of the jake, You're
Speaker 20: part of the Jake verse. So I assume you're an
Speaker 20: Internet celebrity, like the.
Speaker 18: Supposed to be a compliments sounds really, we're chat celebrities.
Speaker 8: You do to make you laugh?
Speaker 9: What do I look like a clown? Did you you
Speaker 9: think I'm funny?
Speaker 18: Mario Bosco?
Speaker 9: Mario Bosco is like you, you think I'm a clown?
Speaker 9: You think I'm funny?
Speaker 18: I mean I used to just not like care about
Speaker 18: what Mario, but like now his ship is so fucking.
Speaker 20: Oh my god, he can do forty minutes.
Speaker 9: Today.
Speaker 4: Hey, by the way, should I do a five hour
Speaker 4: stream the screen?
Speaker 5: Hey? Yes?
Speaker 20: Did you hear what happened to th HC Comedy Club
Speaker 20: with those influencers who came in and just wrecked the
Speaker 20: place and had their millions of fans descend upon them
Speaker 20: and ruin them? Yang Summers your your your music? Giang
Speaker 20: Summers runs this? You're muted Dave?
Speaker 9: What does the fox say?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Kick them?
Speaker 9: You can kick me.
Speaker 4: It's fine, I'm good day.
Speaker 8: Muted Dave's here, man, nip Dave.
Speaker 9: We're sick of your mouth. You never shut up, You
Speaker 9: don't shut up.
Speaker 20: Just pretend we can hear him. Sure that's interesting, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 20: it's a point, not coke addled at all. We totally
Speaker 20: get it. Okay, yeah, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 4: You got somebody, got somebody back then?
Speaker 9: Oh no, I hope it's somebody I don't get along with.
Speaker 10: Oh no, I can't stop laughing at your invitation of me.
Speaker 9: Oh I know, I know, it's okay. I love you
Speaker 9: so much, so.
Speaker 10: I thought if I came on and you hurt me
Speaker 10: in person, you might be able to perfect it.
Speaker 9: I can you to be like, Hi guy, Hi, everybody.
Speaker 20: Nice to meet you.
Speaker 10: H nice to meet you. You are Detroit by dark
Speaker 10: sick and I know this, uh silver fox.
Speaker 18: Hi, this is cocaine.
Speaker 11: What is m N?
Speaker 20: Drinks a lot? Say some stuff so I can promote.
Speaker 9: Minnesota, Minnesota wiener because everybody.
Speaker 8: Dick.
Speaker 24: Honestly, the reason I'm so tired is I literally just
Speaker 24: spent the last five hours staring at the screen looking
Speaker 24: at houses.
Speaker 10: I'm like, moving is such a hassle. He he's doing
Speaker 10: well living with dicks. You gotta move.
Speaker 18: The story sounds like bullshit.
Speaker 4: He uh oh did you see me on your sad
Speaker 4: the other ring?
Speaker 5: I did?
Speaker 10: What did you think about Jake's appearance?
Speaker 20: I thought he was awesome we've all told him that
Speaker 20: people were saying he should be on once a week
Speaker 20: at least, right, he.
Speaker 24: Should have a standing day where he comes in and
Speaker 24: he Kevin Kevin the chats.
Speaker 9: Kevin Jake loved him.
Speaker 24: They've always gone along great and Jake has always been
Speaker 24: a great chat reader.
Speaker 4: Yes, escort.
Speaker 10: Jake, don't call her that. Use her name right.
Speaker 4: Now, Styler sky starlet.
Speaker 9: Her name.
Speaker 10: Name her name as.
Speaker 18: Right.
Speaker 10: So we're a karaoke right now, everybody, what song you singing?
Speaker 8: Go Strangers in the Night by Frank Sinatra.
Speaker 20: Life on Mars by Bowie, which was Bobby.
Speaker 10: Bobby McGee, Bobby McGee. Okay, like that sick.
Speaker 8: Strangers in the Night, but well, actually let me change it,
Speaker 8: Let me change, let me let me change that would
Speaker 8: actually change that to My Way by Frank Sinatra.
Speaker 18: If I had to do, if I do, probably like.
Speaker 9: Don't I have my money on six? Because his voice
Speaker 9: is so deep, I think that he probably well also,
Speaker 9: I mean, no offense, you're black. You probably have the
Speaker 9: best voice here, dude.
Speaker 13: With I'm a musician. I've I've been the lead singer
Speaker 13: of a lot of bands, metal core, punk rock, a
Speaker 13: lot of stuff.
Speaker 9: I mean It's just a fact that most a better
Speaker 9: voice than white people. Is just a fact, is what
Speaker 9: it is.
Speaker 20: I did, I did karaokeate Hackamedian too.
Speaker 18: Oh you can be a Hackney three.
Speaker 9: What do you think?
Speaker 20: Okay, girl from Ema, don't don't, I don't know goes By,
Speaker 20: Come on, sir, buffs drinks a lot. Let's hear it.
Speaker 18: It's the Yeah, let's a cable guy, show guy.
Speaker 4: This is a good show.
Speaker 9: Okay, love know that one.
Speaker 18: Know from Elevator Music and love guitar.
Speaker 8: Nova Almost.
Speaker 20: Yeah, that's yours, mammy. What's your go to?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 10: I would probably be stone Pony no job like different
Speaker 10: jokes and I travel to the beat of a different jum. Oh,
Speaker 10: can't you tell?
Speaker 9: By the way, that's a very good song. I am
Speaker 9: a girl.
Speaker 19: Oh yeah, you know, I think six I think six
Speaker 19: ancestors came here on the beat of a drum.
Speaker 10: I don't get it.
Speaker 18: Take a second and take.
Speaker 9: What's the joke? I don't know? I missed, Eric, I
Speaker 9: have to do.
Speaker 18: My song comes to the beat of a drum. Stroke, stroke,
Speaker 18: stroke man stroke.
Speaker 24: Anxiety. Because we're all talking, what's up, Jake and too
Speaker 24: many of us? You want me to hop off, babe,
Speaker 24: you're having a good time without me, Okay, I'm just like.
Speaker 18: He's stressing out about the two hours right now?
Speaker 9: All right, well.
Speaker 10: It's overwhelming, so just let me know.
Speaker 9: I love you that I know. But Jake, are you worried.
Speaker 10: About the paternity test though?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 10: All right, don't worry, honey, it's gonna be. It's mom
Speaker 10: people saying no baby.
Speaker 18: Look at how can you even entertain that?
Speaker 9: You can just leave the stream up so we can sing.
Speaker 4: Mmm, stay away.
Speaker 9: I'm kidding, buddy. I don't want you to be stressed.
Speaker 4: So much, Buddy, Like it's this is one of the
Speaker 4: reasons why I don't like doing shows anymore. It's I
Speaker 4: like to be a ghost on people.
Speaker 10: What do you think?
Speaker 18: All right, Jake, here's the here's the thing, Jake, are
Speaker 18: you ready? Are you ready for this? Right now? You're
Speaker 18: ready for this? Let's do a show you and I
Speaker 18: Are you ready for this? Every Thursday night?
Speaker 4: But you're always busy.
Speaker 19: No, I'm telling you right now, every Thursday you come
Speaker 19: on to my show and then you simulcast it to
Speaker 19: your channel if you need to or whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna have to.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna have to get We're gonna go a head
Speaker 9: over to Dave Sarah's channel all right now, right now?
Speaker 10: What are you doing?
Speaker 18: You never come there anyway?
Speaker 10: The up gates on channel.
Speaker 9: Was the number one channer in your fucking poll.
Speaker 10: I'll tell you right now, the hold down right now.
Speaker 10: Call me a fucking hole one more time, Sarah.
Speaker 18: Call you as many times I want, dummy, What does
Speaker 18: it matter because you could take it. You're a big girl,
Speaker 18: aren't you.
Speaker 10: No, no, no, no no it doesn't want me on
Speaker 10: his channel for something?
Speaker 9: No, no, don't talk.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 18: I don't have guests on my show. You know why
Speaker 18: because I don't want to want I just want to
Speaker 18: hang out and talk with you. Okay, so yeah, the
Speaker 18: discord chat take the discord link to the mL cuts
Speaker 18: discord channel.
Speaker 9: I cannot believe you are talking to her like this.
Speaker 10: This is absolutely because some say where get oh ship.
Speaker 9: I thought we're friends. This is the end of it.
Speaker 4: This is where you guys.
Speaker 5: I have to tell I have to.
Speaker 18: I have to follow everything she says.
Speaker 5: Worthy.
Speaker 10: I could never be mad at you. I want to
Speaker 10: punish it.
Speaker 9: You said I could never.
Speaker 5: Be mad at you, baby, it's my shows.
Speaker 9: It's the show rules, the fucking rules, Jake, your show rules.
Speaker 10: Your show is doing great right now, is better than
Speaker 10: any show I've ever seen. Word Genie or whatever his
Speaker 10: name is, LEI in a bottle me the bad way.
Speaker 4: I just I just I just feel like that. I
Speaker 4: just get I just get tired of people talk get
Speaker 4: putting money in a bad light. Like there's other like
Speaker 4: that other group we were part of.
Speaker 24: Yeah, I know, baby, But then that's when you say,
Speaker 24: keep my name alho, motherfucking mouth.
Speaker 8: Okay, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Speaker 24: Hold on, Jake, or you say, okay, guys, I'm gonna
Speaker 24: go on with my day, and you just move on
Speaker 24: and forget about it.
Speaker 8: That I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 13: You know who is the one person that knows the
Speaker 13: truth about anything where your name comes up?
Speaker 8: You know who's the one person that knows the truth?
Speaker 2: God? You God.
Speaker 8: So people can say whatever the hell they want.
Speaker 13: But like true people, you specifically, and true people that
Speaker 13: know you, they know where the bullshit starts and stop exactly.
Speaker 13: Want to ignore the haters, man, fucking if anything, echo it, louder,
Speaker 13: I love to I love to take the hate and
Speaker 13: embrace it and just fucking make a joke out of it,
Speaker 13: make a gift out of it, sort of say, ignore the.
Speaker 9: Fucking haters, man, That's why I'm the gun.
Speaker 8: They are the ones that, the ones that, the ones
Speaker 8: that hit against you are smaller than you.
Speaker 24: Yes, and that's the only way they can get noticed.
Speaker 24: And so when you ignore knowledge them, then you're giving
Speaker 24: them exactly what they want.
Speaker 4: By the way, six, congratulations on subscribers.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, we did reach that mark.
Speaker 13: I don't think I'm gonna do any consol person. I
Speaker 13: don't care anymore for a thousand, but anyway, yeah, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 13: you know.
Speaker 10: I'm doing the pummis stone on the bottom of my foot.
Speaker 8: Sorry, I'm sorry, what about your foot?
Speaker 24: I'm doing my pummis stone because I'm going to church
Speaker 24: tomorrow and the shoes I'm wearing it might show like
Speaker 24: my feet.
Speaker 10: I don't want them to look cranky.
Speaker 8: Are you Jewish?
Speaker 7: Said?
Speaker 9: And what is she is?
Speaker 10: I am a Roman Catholic Roman?
Speaker 8: Okay, I wanted to say Roman at first, I wasn't
Speaker 8: too sure. I was just trying to hear that.
Speaker 20: Accent, the one where gods from the grave or when
Speaker 20: he touched those kids.
Speaker 9: She's got to exfoliate.
Speaker 10: Thank you very much. And whatever kind of joke that was,
Speaker 10: I find no humor.
Speaker 8: No no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: He was a Jew.
Speaker 8: No, it wasn't a joke.
Speaker 10: King of Jews.
Speaker 8: It wasn't a joke. I was just trying to figure out.
Speaker 10: I understand.
Speaker 8: I was just absolutely curious.
Speaker 10: Tomorrow Easter.
Speaker 8: Now, if I wanted to make a joke, del.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 10: I got nothing, but you understand tomorrow's Easter.
Speaker 9: Today is easter.
Speaker 10: Today is Easter when wait not wait, hold on.
Speaker 9: Not in my time zone?
Speaker 4: Were in the same time zone?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, cristis minutes.
Speaker 10: In nineteen time zone.
Speaker 9: Central.
Speaker 4: So we have.
Speaker 24: This guy's got like put his chest, like say it
Speaker 24: with your chest, and he's like put his chest right
Speaker 24: up against the screen.
Speaker 18: Mommy's buck right now.
Speaker 24: Hey, hey, thank you for I have to pay every
Speaker 24: five minutes, say thanks for having pregnant.
Speaker 4: Well we're not just I just wanted to actually.
Speaker 10: Not got my period in one hundred and twenty five
Speaker 10: days that I know. Fantastic for seven What you thought
Speaker 10: this stage was over?
Speaker 5: Yeah, me too. I think we all did well.
Speaker 10: Apparently fertile myrtle over here, I mean, you know everybody,
Speaker 10: everybody had a fair warning. It's not like I didn't
Speaker 10: know what when?
Speaker 4: When? When was it?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 4: When? When did When's the last time you even did it?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 8: My god?
Speaker 10: Too long ago?
Speaker 4: Jake?
Speaker 9: Hard hitting questions here you because I want to know,
Speaker 9: because it's Jake's got a calendar out.
Speaker 4: Because here's the thing, because if if you if it was,
Speaker 4: if if you say.
Speaker 24: It was, it wasn't business maybe because I'm just not
Speaker 24: comfortable talking about those things because I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's like.
Speaker 10: I don't know what he was his life is?
Speaker 18: Are you joking?
Speaker 24: No, There's certain things I do not discuss, and one
Speaker 24: of them is like his personal life.
Speaker 18: What are you talking about?
Speaker 10: Like if I answer that question, that could also bring
Speaker 10: on questions of his own life. Where were you this day?
Speaker 9: That day?
Speaker 10: Yady, yady, yady, that's just not even important.
Speaker 20: Consenting adults. It's healthy sexuality.
Speaker 8: Who cares? Right?
Speaker 4: The worst heard?
Speaker 9: Okay, going back to the karaoke, Kennedy one saying baby
Speaker 9: baby baby, Oh babe.
Speaker 10: No, I like toxic lip some on the bite your toxic.
Speaker 10: That's just my ship right there, yo, babe? How about oh,
Speaker 10: how about Greece you're the one that I love. You
Speaker 10: are the one I love them multiplying.
Speaker 4: By the way, by the way, I got war we gotta,
Speaker 4: we got. My goal of super Kids is one thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Come on, No, No, for the whole day, with the
Speaker 4: whole month, for the whole thing.
Speaker 9: For everything.
Speaker 10: Yeah all right, okay, I mean I was like, God,
Speaker 10: how to handle that? I'm Casey Armstrong to be your
Speaker 10: financial advisor.
Speaker 9: Not unless Dadful or David Chandler comes up, We're not
Speaker 9: making that goal. Yeah, I just said a see me?
Speaker 5: What are you up to? Are you?
Speaker 24: You see all my fucking clothes that's not fitting in
Speaker 24: my bag for Hackemania.
Speaker 10: It's over. It's overloaded already. How am I going to practice?
Speaker 4: I don't know he's going to are you? Are you
Speaker 4: going to Media Day twelve New Yeah?
Speaker 24: Yeah, I don't like your little secret face, so I
Speaker 24: hope to see you there.
Speaker 9: I think I think it could be fun.
Speaker 10: But I think her microphone is muted?
Speaker 12: Is it?
Speaker 4: She can't hear me, but we.
Speaker 9: Can't hear her.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 10: You might have a problem come back.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, she so you might have an issue
Speaker 4: with yours Hello.
Speaker 10: Was on that day and everybody was like, I can
Speaker 10: hear you?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 9: Yeah, can you hear me? I can hear all of you, Hello,
Speaker 9: I can.
Speaker 4: Hear I think. I think, hey, I think she's having
Speaker 4: issues with her, with her heads with her.
Speaker 10: I'll go out and come back.
Speaker 2: The other one.
Speaker 10: I think I better because I can't get anybody.
Speaker 9: Butman just said he just okay, I think it's my
Speaker 9: my cute. Can you not hear.
Speaker 8: Off?
Speaker 13: Then?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 8: Now I can hear you? Oh wait, go I was
Speaker 8: su away. I can hear it the whole time.
Speaker 4: That's what's up, Bud. I just I just feel like
Speaker 4: that everybody you know here. Here's the problem is like
Speaker 4: anytime I go on the stream, I'm usually I'm getting
Speaker 4: told not to go back on the stream by mister panhandler.
Speaker 4: Mister panhandler hates me.
Speaker 9: Oh shut up, you know like panhandler, let me handle panhandler.
Speaker 9: He is a nightmare. He's a fucking asshole. I love
Speaker 9: the guy, but he's a dick. So I will can
Speaker 9: handler for you. Did you han handler.
Speaker 4: Say?
Speaker 9: Uh, what what's up?
Speaker 4: I said the project.
Speaker 9: I feel like a spice drum right now.
Speaker 5: Stupid.
Speaker 9: This is my kids like gaming headset that he.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 8: I meant to bring that the last time we talked.
Speaker 8: I meant to bring that up to you, but I
Speaker 8: didn't want I didn't want.
Speaker 4: To bring it up. Our friend Christy brought it up
Speaker 4: to be a private Amica.
Speaker 22: Yeah yeah, but yeah, you know what I do care
Speaker 22: we this is this is the longest string you I
Speaker 22: ever fucking did in a wall.
Speaker 9: I know, Jake, I love you.
Speaker 4: I love you, it feels like but then also getting
Speaker 4: Dave shared to give me money is like, no, you'll do.
Speaker 9: A computer and I'm with that, make sure.
Speaker 4: He yeah, And I do care about I care about you, DeTar.
Speaker 4: You've been, You've been, You've been the one that's even
Speaker 4: be honest and thank you.
Speaker 9: Yeah, No, I love you.
Speaker 4: All right. I think it's time for us. It's time
Speaker 4: for us to u so long.
Speaker 9: Well, Elvina, Hi to you and you and you and
Speaker 9: you and you.
Speaker 4: Who hey, let's go lie uh.
Speaker 13: Since you did that, since you just sung that little
Speaker 13: diddy there, check out the Vandals punk band. Check out
Speaker 13: the Vandals there cover of that if you like.
Speaker 9: If you like punk music, no, I absolutely love covers,
Speaker 9: like really