Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We let your taco one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But you're freaking idiots, all right. The showers brought you
Speaker 2: by Rhythm on Ruby.
Speaker 3: All happening tomorrow, Rhythm on Ruby Street. Come on down, people,
Speaker 3: the city of Tavari's. JRR and a whole bunch of
Speaker 3: people are gonna be out there tomorrow. Gates open at
Speaker 3: four o'clock. It's free to get in, and I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be out there starting at six. But again, two stages
Speaker 3: for music, delicious food, drinks.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a really good I saw this food
Speaker 2: from this morning. This stuff looks awesome.
Speaker 3: Tavari's Doghouse, Holy cow. They have a great menu over there,
Speaker 3: fresh homemade foods to order. I mean they have Grandma's gravy.
Speaker 3: You know, we red sauce. I'm bravy, you know great.
Speaker 3: I'm eyeballing the pizza, specifically the meat.
Speaker 2: Sa the meat.
Speaker 3: I knew you like Mezza or do you see the
Speaker 3: other look over there that the chicken buffalo pizza. They
Speaker 3: got a man beef hogies, Italian beef hugies.
Speaker 2: I love Italian beef. Thank you, Tavari's Doghouse.
Speaker 3: Yes, and we'll see everybody and rhythm on Ruby Street tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Gates are at four in Tavari's right there on Ruby Street.
Speaker 3: Free events, Yeah, absolutely free, and they do suggest you
Speaker 3: bring chairs or blankets just for seeding.
Speaker 2: Hey, on a musical note, while we're talking music, we're
Speaker 2: gonna play brand new shinedown for you this morning just
Speaker 2: after eight o'clock. Okay, just make a little mental note there.
Speaker 2: We got a little sample of It's good. It's good,
Speaker 2: It's good.
Speaker 3: Those dudes can write hits man Brenton the boys.
Speaker 2: So just after eight for the new Shinedown here on
Speaker 2: j r R. Let's begin. In the UK, construction workers
Speaker 2: working on an instruction site, uh found what appeared to
Speaker 2: be a very very old bottle and by the looks
Speaker 2: of it, they figured it was like an old bottle
Speaker 2: full of rum. And they're like, wooh wait, look what
Speaker 2: we got here. Don't drink it? And they that was
Speaker 2: gonna be their initial plan. The uh the manager of
Speaker 2: the job site and projects like, hold on, boys, hold on,
Speaker 2: that looks like, you know, that might have some sort
Speaker 2: of you know, historical aspect to it. So they got
Speaker 2: they called I guess they got a hold of some
Speaker 2: local folks at the university there and they came out like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: we want to can we have this? We want to
Speaker 2: analyze what this is. So they used a multi spectral imager.
Speaker 2: Is there a genie in the bottle? As great as
Speaker 2: that would have been? Hardhead?
Speaker 4: Damn it, Steve, Now you only got two waists, lilish,
Speaker 4: I had a twelve pack about one.
Speaker 2: Oh, now you only got one. Everybody's stop wishing. I
Speaker 2: wish they'd stop wishing. Oh no, I always I was
Speaker 2: with the genie and the bottle thing. I always said
Speaker 2: my first wish would be more wish, more wishes.
Speaker 4: Shit, that's three. Isn't that the most logical wish you
Speaker 4: could make? That's I think, yeah, I think everybody's because
Speaker 4: that was my first wish. Always it was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'd go for a million bucks. I go, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: go for unlimited wishes.
Speaker 2: Just sitting back pat anything you wanted at any time.
Speaker 3: I mean, I wish we had warm weather and pounds
Speaker 3: seventy two, bright sunshine exactly.
Speaker 2: Back to the bottle. So anyway, the university researchers used
Speaker 2: a multi spectral imager to analyze it, and they believe
Speaker 2: it dates back to seventeen ninety Wow. And uh, there
Speaker 2: was definitely liquid in it, but uh, they were able
Speaker 2: to reveal that the contents were bodily fluids mainly urine.
Speaker 3: Dude back then too, man, Hell yeah, truckers, you know
Speaker 3: what we're talking about. I am not pulling over this
Speaker 3: big rig. I got a big mouth gatorade bottle. And
Speaker 3: you ever find something really old and save it to
Speaker 3: find out what it's worth? Not really. I found up
Speaker 3: in New York. I was in Huntington, New York, and
Speaker 3: we were at a beach there and it was freezing cold.
Speaker 3: I'll never forget that because it was New York, you know,
Speaker 3: and water up there it's just cold. And we were
Speaker 3: walking along and I stepped on something. It's just super old,
Speaker 3: either Coca cola bottle or pepsi bottle. Keep in mind
Speaker 3: it's been underwater. But I believe the date on it.
Speaker 3: I don't know when coke or pepsi were invented, but
Speaker 3: I believe. I'll google him in but I think I
Speaker 3: think the date on it was like the thirties or forties.
Speaker 2: What's the end of the story. It's just sitting on
Speaker 2: my work then.
Speaker 3: Still, that's why I was asking, because I never got
Speaker 3: around actually bringing it anywhere. But hey, you know what,
Speaker 3: maybe one day I'll go. Did this thinks from nineteen ten?
Speaker 3: Pat Okay, somebody asked what the address is for the BWO.
Speaker 2: Sticking addresses right there on the Google machine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just google WJR R address pops right up, and
Speaker 3: I send yourself address stamped envelope. I'll send out a
Speaker 3: BWO stickers while they last, Bob World, or.
Speaker 2: Say hello to Monica long from right here in Florida.
Speaker 2: Monica is getting some attention in the boy young boys
Speaker 2: do the Darnest things category. In this case, her two
Speaker 2: toddlers were. I guess she kind of lost sight of
Speaker 2: them for a little while. You know, it happens, and
Speaker 2: they ended up getting into Papa's ashes, oh no, Granddad's ashes,
Speaker 2: playing with them. She had the ashes stored in a
Speaker 2: cross shaped container and discovered that the boys had gotten
Speaker 2: into it, and she suspects that they have eaten some
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 5: The boys got Pa Paul, they got him, and they
Speaker 5: dumped him out all over my carpets. And I didn't
Speaker 5: realize it with Paul Paul, and I vacuumed him up.
Speaker 5: They may have eaten some of them too, because Rommy
Speaker 5: had the cap in his mouth.
Speaker 2: How old are these kids? Toddlers? It's not funny, Papa,
Speaker 2: she did She didn't hear a song. I was stuck
Speaker 2: at Paul Poul.
Speaker 5: The boys got Pa Paul. They got him, and they
Speaker 5: dumped him out all over my carpet. And I didn't
Speaker 5: realize it with Paul Paul, and I vacuumed him up.
Speaker 5: Have eaten some of them too, because Rommy had the
Speaker 5: cap in his mouth.
Speaker 2: Papa mixed with dog hair and crumbs and god knows
Speaker 2: what else. How liked it?
Speaker 3: My trucker, My trucker gf used as a bucket.
Speaker 2: Hey, whatever works, man, whatever works. This story and more
Speaker 2: specifics are on our jar our Facebook page, as well
Speaker 2: as a Lynching Taco blog at w j r R
Speaker 2: dot com. Spirit Airlines has adjusted their policies for attire
Speaker 2: for their passengers. No longer is see through clothing going
Speaker 2: to be permitted on flights from passengers or anything in
Speaker 2: the risque category in general. Oh also, if you've got
Speaker 2: an offensive tattoo, they may refuse you boarding rights. This
Speaker 2: against Spirit Airlines. My comment on this is, I'm you know,
Speaker 2: this is uh. You see the darnest things people flying now, Absolutely,
Speaker 2: there's no doubt about that. Yeah. But being Spirit, I
Speaker 2: would have thought they would have gone in the opposite
Speaker 2: direction here and tried to come up with some new
Speaker 2: add on fee for people with sea through or objectionable
Speaker 2: clothing or objectionable tattoos. You just charge them a little more,
Speaker 2: you know, just like the baggage feed, just like the
Speaker 2: extra get on board first feed, just like the you know,
Speaker 2: get a cup of water. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all you have to do, Like somebody has an
Speaker 3: offensive tattoo, you charge him for cover up.
Speaker 2: It's your cover up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if somebody's wearing a seat through shirt, you cover
Speaker 3: it's it's Pasti's fee.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now, you will have videos all
Speaker 2: over YouTube in three to one if somebody arguing with
Speaker 2: somebody about whether a tattoo is offensive or not, it's
Speaker 2: going to happen there. You can cause themselves huge problems
Speaker 2: with this.
Speaker 3: H Steve from over at the Coast said he can't
Speaker 3: fly Spirit anymore.
Speaker 2: This one.
Speaker 3: I don't think he'll really be able to fight across
Speaker 3: his knuckles. He has f this, So.
Speaker 2: Now they're not gonna they're probably not even gonna see that.
Speaker 2: You you you could be able to you know, camouflage up. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just will hold your boarding pass like this, Yeah,
Speaker 3: like like your crack, like you're a lobster man.
Speaker 2: You just hold it with your knuckles facing down.
Speaker 3: And then when the girl comes and serves you on,
Speaker 3: you know, the girl or guy, the like the tenant stewardess. Yeah,
Speaker 3: when they come over, you just you know, go like this,
Speaker 3: like thanks for the drink, sick burn, look at.
Speaker 2: What I got on with.
Speaker 5: That.
Speaker 2: I want to see my boob. Orlando's Rock station