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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right. The showers brought you

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<v Speaker 2>by Rhythm on Ruby.

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<v Speaker 3>All happening tomorrow, Rhythm on Ruby Street. Come on down, people,

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<v Speaker 3>the city of Tavari's. JRR and a whole bunch of

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<v Speaker 3>people are gonna be out there tomorrow. Gates open at

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<v Speaker 3>four o'clock. It's free to get in, and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be out there starting at six. But again, two stages

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<v Speaker 3>for music, delicious food, drinks.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be a really good I saw this food

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<v Speaker 2>from this morning. This stuff looks awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Tavari's Doghouse, Holy cow. They have a great menu over there,

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<v Speaker 3>fresh homemade foods to order. I mean they have Grandma's gravy.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, we red sauce. I'm bravy, you know great.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm eyeballing the pizza, specifically the meat.

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<v Speaker 2>Sa the meat.

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<v Speaker 3>I knew you like Mezza or do you see the

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<v Speaker 3>other look over there that the chicken buffalo pizza. They

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<v Speaker 3>got a man beef hogies, Italian beef hugies.

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<v Speaker 2>I love Italian beef. Thank you, Tavari's Doghouse.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and we'll see everybody and rhythm on Ruby Street tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>Gates are at four in Tavari's right there on Ruby Street.

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<v Speaker 3>Free events, Yeah, absolutely free, and they do suggest you

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<v Speaker 3>bring chairs or blankets just for seeding.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, on a musical note, while we're talking music, we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna play brand new shinedown for you this morning just

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<v Speaker 2>after eight o'clock. Okay, just make a little mental note there.

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<v Speaker 2>We got a little sample of It's good. It's good,

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<v Speaker 2>It's good.

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<v Speaker 3>Those dudes can write hits man Brenton the boys.

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<v Speaker 2>So just after eight for the new Shinedown here on

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<v Speaker 2>j r R. Let's begin. In the UK, construction workers

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<v Speaker 2>working on an instruction site, uh found what appeared to

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<v Speaker 2>be a very very old bottle and by the looks

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<v Speaker 2>of it, they figured it was like an old bottle

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<v Speaker 2>full of rum. And they're like, wooh wait, look what

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<v Speaker 2>we got here. Don't drink it? And they that was

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be their initial plan. The uh the manager of

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<v Speaker 2>the job site and projects like, hold on, boys, hold on,

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<v Speaker 2>that looks like, you know, that might have some sort

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<v Speaker 2>of you know, historical aspect to it. So they got

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<v Speaker 2>they called I guess they got a hold of some

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<v Speaker 2>local folks at the university there and they came out like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we want to can we have this? We want to

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<v Speaker 2>analyze what this is. So they used a multi spectral imager.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a genie in the bottle? As great as

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<v Speaker 2>that would have been? Hardhead?

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<v Speaker 4>Damn it, Steve, Now you only got two waists, lilish,

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<v Speaker 4>I had a twelve pack about one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, now you only got one. Everybody's stop wishing. I

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<v Speaker 2>wish they'd stop wishing. Oh no, I always I was

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<v Speaker 2>with the genie and the bottle thing. I always said

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<v Speaker 2>my first wish would be more wish, more wishes.

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<v Speaker 4>Shit, that's three. Isn't that the most logical wish you

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<v Speaker 4>could make? That's I think, yeah, I think everybody's because

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<v Speaker 4>that was my first wish. Always it was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I'd go for a million bucks. I go, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 4>go for unlimited wishes.

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<v Speaker 2>Just sitting back pat anything you wanted at any time.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I wish we had warm weather and pounds

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<v Speaker 3>seventy two, bright sunshine exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Back to the bottle. So anyway, the university researchers used

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<v Speaker 2>a multi spectral imager to analyze it, and they believe

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<v Speaker 2>it dates back to seventeen ninety Wow. And uh, there

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<v Speaker 2>was definitely liquid in it, but uh, they were able

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<v Speaker 2>to reveal that the contents were bodily fluids mainly urine.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude back then too, man, Hell yeah, truckers, you know

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<v Speaker 3>what we're talking about. I am not pulling over this

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<v Speaker 3>big rig. I got a big mouth gatorade bottle. And

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<v Speaker 3>you ever find something really old and save it to

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<v Speaker 3>find out what it's worth? Not really. I found up

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<v Speaker 3>in New York. I was in Huntington, New York, and

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<v Speaker 3>we were at a beach there and it was freezing cold.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll never forget that because it was New York, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>and water up there it's just cold. And we were

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<v Speaker 3>walking along and I stepped on something. It's just super old,

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<v Speaker 3>either Coca cola bottle or pepsi bottle. Keep in mind

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<v Speaker 3>it's been underwater. But I believe the date on it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know when coke or pepsi were invented, but

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<v Speaker 3>I believe. I'll google him in but I think I

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<v Speaker 3>think the date on it was like the thirties or forties.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the end of the story. It's just sitting on

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<v Speaker 2>my work then.

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<v Speaker 3>Still, that's why I was asking, because I never got

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<v Speaker 3>around actually bringing it anywhere. But hey, you know what,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe one day I'll go. Did this thinks from nineteen ten?

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<v Speaker 3>Pat Okay, somebody asked what the address is for the BWO.

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<v Speaker 2>Sticking addresses right there on the Google machine.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just google WJR R address pops right up, and

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<v Speaker 3>I send yourself address stamped envelope. I'll send out a

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<v Speaker 3>BWO stickers while they last, Bob World, or.

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<v Speaker 2>Say hello to Monica long from right here in Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>Monica is getting some attention in the boy young boys

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<v Speaker 2>do the Darnest things category. In this case, her two

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<v Speaker 2>toddlers were. I guess she kind of lost sight of

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<v Speaker 2>them for a little while. You know, it happens, and

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<v Speaker 2>they ended up getting into Papa's ashes, oh no, Granddad's ashes,

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<v Speaker 2>playing with them. She had the ashes stored in a

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<v Speaker 2>cross shaped container and discovered that the boys had gotten

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<v Speaker 2>into it, and she suspects that they have eaten some

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<v Speaker 2>of them.

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<v Speaker 5>The boys got Pa Paul, they got him, and they

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<v Speaker 5>dumped him out all over my carpets. And I didn't

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<v Speaker 5>realize it with Paul Paul, and I vacuumed him up.

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<v Speaker 5>They may have eaten some of them too, because Rommy

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<v Speaker 5>had the cap in his mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>How old are these kids? Toddlers? It's not funny, Papa,

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<v Speaker 2>she did She didn't hear a song. I was stuck

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<v Speaker 2>at Paul Poul.

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<v Speaker 5>The boys got Pa Paul. They got him, and they

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<v Speaker 5>dumped him out all over my carpet. And I didn't

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<v Speaker 5>realize it with Paul Paul, and I vacuumed him up.

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<v Speaker 5>Have eaten some of them too, because Rommy had the

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<v Speaker 5>cap in his mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>Papa mixed with dog hair and crumbs and god knows

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<v Speaker 2>what else. How liked it?

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<v Speaker 3>My trucker, My trucker gf used as a bucket.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, whatever works, man, whatever works. This story and more

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<v Speaker 2>specifics are on our jar our Facebook page, as well

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<v Speaker 2>as a Lynching Taco blog at w j r R

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<v Speaker 2>dot com. Spirit Airlines has adjusted their policies for attire

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<v Speaker 2>for their passengers. No longer is see through clothing going

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<v Speaker 2>to be permitted on flights from passengers or anything in

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<v Speaker 2>the risque category in general. Oh also, if you've got

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<v Speaker 2>an offensive tattoo, they may refuse you boarding rights. This

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<v Speaker 2>against Spirit Airlines. My comment on this is, I'm you know,

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<v Speaker 2>this is uh. You see the darnest things people flying now, Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no doubt about that. Yeah. But being Spirit, I

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<v Speaker 2>would have thought they would have gone in the opposite

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<v Speaker 2>direction here and tried to come up with some new

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<v Speaker 2>add on fee for people with sea through or objectionable

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<v Speaker 2>clothing or objectionable tattoos. You just charge them a little more,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, just like the baggage feed, just like the

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<v Speaker 2>extra get on board first feed, just like the you know,

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<v Speaker 2>get a cup of water. You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all you have to do, Like somebody has an

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<v Speaker 3>offensive tattoo, you charge him for cover up.

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<v Speaker 2>It's your cover up.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if somebody's wearing a seat through shirt, you cover

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<v Speaker 3>it's it's Pasti's fee.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you right now, you will have videos all

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<v Speaker 2>over YouTube in three to one if somebody arguing with

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<v Speaker 2>somebody about whether a tattoo is offensive or not, it's

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<v Speaker 2>going to happen there. You can cause themselves huge problems

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<v Speaker 2>with this.

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<v Speaker 3>H Steve from over at the Coast said he can't

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<v Speaker 3>fly Spirit anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>This one.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think he'll really be able to fight across

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<v Speaker 3>his knuckles. He has f this, So.

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<v Speaker 2>Now they're not gonna they're probably not even gonna see that.

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<v Speaker 2>You you you could be able to you know, camouflage up. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I just will hold your boarding pass like this, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like like your crack, like you're a lobster man.

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<v Speaker 2>You just hold it with your knuckles facing down.

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<v Speaker 3>And then when the girl comes and serves you on,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, the girl or guy, the like the tenant stewardess. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>when they come over, you just you know, go like this,

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<v Speaker 3>like thanks for the drink, sick burn, look at.

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<v Speaker 2>What I got on with.

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<v Speaker 5>That.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to see my boob. Orlando's Rock station