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Speaker 1: and given Metallica tickets. Let's begin in Calwell County, North
Speaker 1: Carolina on Highway eighteen cal Whale Highway eighteen.
Speaker 2: My wife drove through Pooler, Georgia yesterday and remember the
Speaker 2: old Pooler story with the love wagon breaking down. Ironically,
Speaker 2: she almost broke down in my truck driving through Pooler
Speaker 2: because one of them knocked it in neutral and just
Speaker 2: kept revving the truck to full levels. Pat pulled over
Speaker 2: on the side of the road in Pooler, Georgia, where
Speaker 2: my daughter noticed, Hey Mom, you're in neutral.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't even don't don't get me started.
Speaker 2: Driving. My family and driving. I don't want to pinpoint
Speaker 2: any individual.
Speaker 1: But my wife and driving. Okay, what now about? Police
Speaker 1: arrived at the scene where a suspect identified as Frank
Speaker 1: Moody was taken into custody and charged with felony assault
Speaker 1: with a deadly weapon, larceny of a motor vehicle, and
Speaker 1: felony injuring wires and fixtures of utility companies. What was
Speaker 1: Frank Moody's transgression stealing a Spectrum cable utility truck with
Speaker 1: the bucket extended and the worker in the bucket at
Speaker 1: the time, I ironically, Frank had just been released from
Speaker 1: jail two hours before the incident, so Frank needs some
Speaker 1: Fiels Taco. Frank's on Highway eighteen, I'm assuming walking and
Speaker 1: he sees the cable guy repairing or working on some
Speaker 1: lines above in his bucket truck. It just jumps in
Speaker 1: and takes off with the bucket still extended, smashing this
Speaker 1: guy in the power lines. Oh my god. And the
Speaker 1: worker ended up jumping at some point and injuring his
Speaker 1: legs and well, at least he's not like critically injured.
Speaker 1: And Frank is in custody and the local news is
Speaker 1: going crazy with this up there, to the point where
Speaker 1: they had to find some dude who knows what it's
Speaker 1: like to be in a bucket of a bucket truck.
Speaker 1: I've been up eighty feet and you're that far up there,
Speaker 1: just to win and shift and make you move back
Speaker 1: two or three feet, and he had to be terrified.
Speaker 2: I feel for that person's family.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was just doing what he was supposed to do. Oh,
Speaker 1: he's loved when the news stations do that. They can't
Speaker 1: talk to the actual folks involved with whatever the news
Speaker 1: story is. So let's just go talk to a name someone,
Speaker 1: or find a guy who's spinning on he's cut trees
Speaker 1: before and has been up in a bucket. It's fine.
Speaker 1: The cherry picker guy, Ruh, I'm damn near eighty feet.
Speaker 1: What did they take? One can just blow you back
Speaker 1: and forth? Well no, s Sherlock. Why didn't they take
Speaker 1: like this guy just got smashed in the power lines
Speaker 1: while the dude was stealing his truck and driving down
Speaker 1: Highway eighteen. Well we should just say I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: No, how much time do they spend to find somebody
Speaker 2: who's worked in a bunket before?
Speaker 1: Did they ask around the studios.
Speaker 2: First, Hey, anybody knows somebody relative or friend or neighbor
Speaker 2: who's been up in a bucket?
Speaker 1: I think Ernie over a give him a call. Ernie's
Speaker 1: on the evening news.
Speaker 2: Good night, and the accents just makes it so much better. Louisiana,
Speaker 2: if you were in that bucket, I would have jumped
Speaker 2: right out of the eight knowing what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's just gotten out two hours earlier. All right,
Speaker 1: let's go over to Louisiana. What do we have there?
Speaker 1: I can't make this up. DeSoto Fire District number one
Speaker 1: fire Chief Mark McGhee booked into DeSoto Parish Detention Center
Speaker 1: for charges of first defense DWI and careless operation of
Speaker 1: a vehicle. That vehicle would be his fire department issued
Speaker 1: personal pickup truck. It's not the fire truck or anything
Speaker 1: like the chief's pick up. Chief crashed his department issued
Speaker 1: F two fifty into a fire hydrant. Oh after, so, bitch,
Speaker 1: he had to be a fire hydrant. You're gonna say
Speaker 1: the fire chief.
Speaker 2: Was caught doing arson.
Speaker 1: That wouldn't surprise me either. When you said I can't
Speaker 1: make this up.
Speaker 2: Of course, he hits a fire high Come on. The
Speaker 2: better most ironic thing would have been if the vehicle
Speaker 2: caught fire, yet they couldn't put it out because the
Speaker 2: hydrant was broke, knocked off.
Speaker 1: The Yeah, the water's coming down in the wrong place.
Speaker 2: And get a bucket. No, not a bucket truck. Somebody
Speaker 2: already wrecked that thing in the power.
Speaker 1: Leaned over on Highway eighteen in Carolina.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you get nine to mile prior Leans. They don't shift,
Speaker 2: you make you shift your pants?
Speaker 1: All right? Austria in Austrian man, Uh, didn't he just
Speaker 1: have that flue in Austria. Yes, a couple of weekends ago.
Speaker 1: They were in Singapore yesterday talk. You would have known
Speaker 1: that if you listen to the F one desk report
Speaker 1: this morning. One guy's awesome. He is almost up there
Speaker 1: with the life coach, the father of the year. Here
Speaker 1: here's the best I could piece this together. This dude
Speaker 1: talked to his fourteen year old son and seventeen year
Speaker 1: old buddy into taking part in a bunch of armed
Speaker 1: robberies of convenience stores. Dad was the getaway driver and
Speaker 1: he sent the two boys into it.
Speaker 2: They because they count seven stores where they did this,
Speaker 2: went in with their scheme, masks on armed with knives
Speaker 2: and you know, stole.
Speaker 1: Money and other things. They get caught, and this guy
Speaker 1: tries to pin this on his son and his friend
Speaker 1: talking him their getaway driver. What a piece of Come
Speaker 1: on man, that's not how it works.
Speaker 2: Doesn't anybody know that all of the would have been
Speaker 2: handled if Bob World Order was in the full in Austria.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't have got out the front door.
Speaker 2: It's a worldwide movement. We've mailed stickers to as of
Speaker 2: now Ireland, Scotland and England.
Speaker 1: We need to get them over to Austria.
Speaker 2: So I mean take the movement there as soon as
Speaker 2: fourteen seventeen year old. They're miners, so you just shoot
Speaker 2: them in the feet probably instead of the knee caps.
Speaker 2: But no, I'm talking about the security guard, the hired
Speaker 2: security guard. They're they're bringing knives in. Once you bring
Speaker 2: knives into a store, you're an adult.
Speaker 1: Mind. You brought the knife to the gunfighter.
Speaker 2: Exactly, and you are gonna face said security guard.
Speaker 1: And yeah, we get some more BWO and fellows going
Speaker 1: out today.
Speaker 2: See yes, if you do not have your BWO sticker
Speaker 2: while they last, I.
Speaker 1: Don't want to bug the boss on his vacation. But
Speaker 1: we're almost out. You know if I bugged him.
Speaker 2: Hey, I know you're in a wedding or whatever. Were
Speaker 2: up in the Northeast. Can we order more BWS?
Speaker 1: I got a guy who runs a bucket truck who
Speaker 1: can help us. Okay, so listen.
Speaker 2: If you don't have your b w O sticker and
Speaker 2: you want to represent Bob World Order, which is essentially
Speaker 2: getting rid of thievery in retail places, uh self addressed
Speaker 2: stamped envelope to our studios here in Maitland.
Speaker 1: Just google it all over the place. I just like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I told you for supporting.
Speaker 2: I had somebody to drive up next to you and
Speaker 2: do this hould up their head and go, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I just I'm behind the dark tinted glass to pick
Speaker 1: up and they can't see me. But if they did.
Speaker 1: Grinning ear to ear Man represents.
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