Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's TLC Tuesday. I'm
Speaker 1: here with my girl Kimberly to talk about before the
Speaker 1: ninety Days Season eight, episode six, Cabin Pressure Rising.
Speaker 2: They're really gonna just keep going.
Speaker 1: It's gonna just keep It's gonna be like, don't lean
Speaker 1: your seat back, it's gonna be your tray table is sticky.
Speaker 1: I mean, huh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Did you request a vegan meal? Oh, that's just for you, sir.
Speaker 3: You've had enough alcohol.
Speaker 1: To drink maximum for you.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I head phones don't work.
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is the Wi Fi working on this plane. I've
Speaker 1: been on a lot of planes lately, and I have
Speaker 1: to tell you that John my Son, we were the
Speaker 1: last plane we were on. We went to Phoenix for
Speaker 1: the festival and almost didn't win. But it is a
Speaker 1: subject of every commentator in the world. I even saw
Speaker 1: Bill Maher commenting on the game like, wow, anyway, we
Speaker 1: didn't win, but that's okay. So we were coming home
Speaker 1: from the game and John saw because we were in Arizona,
Speaker 1: and John saw this NFL player in the area. Because
Speaker 1: our plight, our flight went to Columbus, Ohio, and then
Speaker 1: from there went to DC, and this guy is NFL
Speaker 1: player I guess was from Ohio, but he played for
Speaker 1: the Arizona Cardinals, their professional team. Anyway, John's like, he
Speaker 1: was on my fantasy team last year. Like, there's that guy.
Speaker 1: And I was like, go say hi to him. So
Speaker 1: he wait because the guy was eating, and so he
Speaker 1: waited till he's done eating, and then he went over
Speaker 1: said hi, I got a selfie. And then the guy
Speaker 1: sat in front of us on the plane and a
Speaker 1: couple other people stopped and so that was exciting. Then
Speaker 1: we're in the air in the Columbus, Ohio airport in
Speaker 1: our area, waiting to get on our flight to DC,
Speaker 1: and he saw another famous person, some guy named Sammy something,
Speaker 1: some bodybuilder influencer who, of course I never have heard of,
Speaker 1: but I looked him up. The guy's got seven million
Speaker 1: Instagram followers, seven million.
Speaker 2: And we're over here begging for one hundred.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm at twelve point one, thank you very much,
Speaker 1: But I I was like what said what? Anyway, Even Anna,
Speaker 1: my daughter, who obviously also does not follow bodybuilders, was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know who that guy is. Yeah. Crazy. It was
Speaker 1: a great day for John, even though we lost the game,
Speaker 1: but this.
Speaker 2: Has been Celebrity Sports Corner with Mary Payne.
Speaker 1: The most important Espnloho, The most important thing we have
Speaker 1: to talk about is the death of Bob. We're now,
Speaker 1: you guys know, I'm a dead Head, tried and true
Speaker 1: since college and even have the tattoo to prove it,
Speaker 1: been to the Show's got the t shirts wearing one. Now, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a very sad day for the dead Heads. Now
Speaker 1: he is seventy eight. But you know, we're all like,
Speaker 1: Bob's got ten more years in them, you know. But
Speaker 1: his shows in Golden Gate Park when they celebrated the
Speaker 1: sixties anniversary of the band apparently were his last shows,
Speaker 1: and a lot of people are like, oh, I felt
Speaker 1: like he was slowing down, blah blah blah, Like are
Speaker 1: you kidding? But it turns out he did have cancer
Speaker 1: and didn't tell anybody, so he didn't die from the cancer.
Speaker 1: He died from some lung complication post cancer. That's from
Speaker 1: what they're posting from you know, the Bob were Instagram said,
Speaker 1: it's very sad, but we love the music. We appreciate
Speaker 1: what he gave to the world, but as Deadheads, we
Speaker 1: are sad.
Speaker 2: I know you are, that's your very much that group,
Speaker 2: part of that community.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a true fan, true fan. And uh anyway,
Speaker 1: for other Deadheads out there, we are in morning. But
Speaker 1: we do know, as they say, the music never stopped.
Speaker 1: So I could do a bunch of Griffel Dead quotes
Speaker 1: like you do Taylor Swift quotes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, put them in there. I won't get a single one,
Speaker 2: just like when I did it and Katie did not
Speaker 2: get a single one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just did one. The music never stopped.
Speaker 2: Okay, but you said that it was one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think if you try to sneak them in uh huh,
Speaker 3: like a game like I did with the Taylor Swift quotes. Okay,
Speaker 3: you'll be shocked at how few I will get. Okay,
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know what. I don't know any songs.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe i'll do that for next week because I
Speaker 1: have to write some down, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't just maybe it would just come to me naturally,
Speaker 1: but I would have to write some down.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I wrote mine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wrote them out so that when it would be
Speaker 1: a top of mind, so that I could drop it
Speaker 1: right in. I did put out a disturbing reel that
Speaker 1: I took a video off literally with my phone onto
Speaker 1: my laptop, took a video of Lisa and Daniel going
Speaker 1: at it. Have you seen it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I tagged you in it.
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Speaker 3: Love HelloFresh. Sometimes I don't like to cook very much,
Speaker 3: and I'm always on weird like food systems because of
Speaker 3: my stomach and the beads and stuff. So sometimes I
Speaker 3: give my boxes to my brother and his sister in law. Okay,
Speaker 3: this time I kept it and I was like, New Year,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna cook more.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna cook everything that they send me.
Speaker 3: And I had made this incredible Mediterranean bootable. I was
Speaker 3: so proud of. Nothing went wrong. I struggle in the kitchen.
Speaker 3: I caught a fire.
Speaker 2: There was a fire in my oven of several months
Speaker 2: ago from a frozen pizza that literally flames. I had
Speaker 2: to use a fire extinguisher on.
Speaker 1: Some bus. I'm just getting a visual. I'm sorry that
Speaker 1: happened to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I had to.
Speaker 3: Buy oven cleaner, and like clean I had to clean
Speaker 3: it like five times to get all of the It
Speaker 3: was horrible. The smell anyway made this bootable. It went
Speaker 3: perfectly so good. Yesterday, I'm sitting down for my lunch
Speaker 3: of leftovers, yes, delicious Bootable, and I'm like, I'll watch
Speaker 3: the show at the same time.
Speaker 2: Get my notes ready.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Lisa and daniel come on, and I'm like, great,
Speaker 3: I can keep eating because I don't have to take
Speaker 3: notes on them. They're not my couple, right they start
Speaker 3: face eating. Yeah, as I'm eating my bootable, I set
Speaker 3: it down. I say, I cannot, I've lost my appetit.
Speaker 1: I shan't.
Speaker 3: I've lost my appetite. I wasn't able to eat again
Speaker 3: until Emma came on the screen.
Speaker 1: Then, and you know she's not going to eat, so
Speaker 1: don't worry exactly.
Speaker 3: So then I did half the show and then I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm going to finish half the show after
Speaker 3: my dateline recording last night. So I sit down with
Speaker 3: my dinner, which was also leftovers of this delicious bootable
Speaker 3: that I was so proud of. Yeah, Lisa and Danielle
Speaker 3: once again start going at it. Thankfully, he put the
Speaker 3: brakes on it pretty quickly. Clearly did not want to
Speaker 3: bang her once he saw her in lingerie.
Speaker 2: Or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's his issue, whatever's happening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I felt really badly when she said that, when
Speaker 3: she was feeling very bad about it. But well, the
Speaker 3: face eating stop it started for a second and I
Speaker 3: was like, damn it, I gotta put down this tetter bulletin.
Speaker 1: Well, listen. Lesson is don't eat while you're watching this,
Speaker 1: because if I would have been eating, not only with
Speaker 1: Lisa and Daniel, but also with Rick and Trish. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is this episode? First of all, for god, we
Speaker 1: got almost every couple on this episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: We got every single except for Alisa and Joshua, who
Speaker 1: I don't know when they're coming on. Very rarely do
Speaker 1: they do this. They usually give us like four and
Speaker 1: then we just have to take two or whatever. We
Speaker 1: had everybody except for them, so everybody's a little faster,
Speaker 1: which actually kind of makes the episode more fun. But
Speaker 1: the sex stuff on this episode was nuts. It was
Speaker 1: so much sex, so much sex. The title should have been.
Speaker 3: I'm already thinking, am I going to say the word
Speaker 3: that Rick? You're not Chrisha? We're talking about? Is Mary
Speaker 3: payn ginna want me to say it?
Speaker 2: I know she knows it.
Speaker 3: No, she's gonna want me to bleep or say some
Speaker 3: sort of euphemism.
Speaker 1: I'd like for you to start thinking of it, try
Speaker 1: to make it into a Taylor Swift lyric. Why don't
Speaker 1: you do that?
Speaker 2: Do we never associate? Never? How dare you?
Speaker 1: Did you watch the Tailor Swift movie yet? I have
Speaker 1: not had a chance.
Speaker 3: No, I haven't, but I really need to because the
Speaker 3: news is just making me sick every single day. So
Speaker 3: I just maybe need to say and watch Taylor and
Speaker 3: cry happy tears.
Speaker 1: You know what I watched? I watched the Jo d.
Speaker 1: Hildebrandt docutmentary. Oh that's uplifting, uplifting. The child abuse is uplifting.
Speaker 1: It was very well done. It was very good. It
Speaker 1: was very good. I know there's another one about Ruby
Speaker 1: Frankie specifically, but this one was about Jody Hildebrant, which
Speaker 1: was fascinating. What a cult leader she was. I didn't
Speaker 1: quite realize it. I didn't know. It's funny too when
Speaker 1: you look at her, like where she's worked and what
Speaker 1: her qualifications were. It says she used to work at
Speaker 1: cirk Lodge, which is where my husband went to rehab.
Speaker 1: Like it's a very like it's right there in or Utah.
Speaker 1: But obviously she got her license taken away sometime around
Speaker 1: that time. So if they smartly, what if your.
Speaker 3: Husband's been in her cult this whole time, but he's
Speaker 3: been like what do they call it with a spy
Speaker 3: sub like an underground No, I'm thinking of like terrorism,
Speaker 3: a sleeper cell. Oh, your husband has been a sleeper
Speaker 3: cell in her cult this whole time.
Speaker 1: Wow, he's really hiding it.
Speaker 3: Well then yeah, well he might not know until she
Speaker 3: presses some sort of like air tag and then it
Speaker 3: activates in his brain.
Speaker 1: Well, he would have left me because that was her
Speaker 1: big thing in the cult was every couple had to
Speaker 1: break up. Yeah, immediately you have to leave the other person.
Speaker 1: That was That was a very good documentary I would
Speaker 1: highly recommend. And then I watched almost all away through
Speaker 1: this Harlan Coben's Runaway, which is like a British show,
Speaker 1: and I didn't know when I didn't know one thing
Speaker 1: about it. I just was like, I'm going to watch
Speaker 1: something that I don't have to take notes of that
Speaker 1: I can also look at my phone at the same time.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited. I love a Harlan Copen mini series.
Speaker 1: It's brand new to me.
Speaker 3: There's like probably five or six on Netflix. Okay, and
Speaker 3: ones that are in other languages too. I do a
Speaker 3: lot of ones in other languages.
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, I started watching this one called Runaway, and
Speaker 1: it's very disjointed and that you and I know that
Speaker 1: they do it this way because you're like, wait, I
Speaker 1: don't understand how this. This seems to be three different stories,
Speaker 1: but they do end up intertwining. And so I watched
Speaker 1: almost all that all by myself. Now haven't started the
Speaker 1: new season of The Night Manager because I'm waiting on
Speaker 1: there not to be football on them. My husband needs
Speaker 1: to watch because apparently there's a lot of football that
Speaker 1: has to get watched a lot. And I'll be on
Speaker 1: a plane again next week. So yeah, Oklahoma for my
Speaker 1: father in law's ninetieth birthday party.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you make it to ninety you deserve a
Speaker 1: birthday party, is what I say.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's killing it. But let's go into these
Speaker 1: people because we do get every single couple in this episode,
Speaker 1: and you're going to be starting, so be prepared. We're
Speaker 1: going to start with Aviva and Stig more sex talk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, every couple.
Speaker 3: We're right at that part in the season where everyone
Speaker 3: has consummated almost everyone. Forrest and China have not yet consummated,
Speaker 3: not to our knowledge, not to our knowledge. But so
Speaker 3: now we get to hear about everyone's We are allowed
Speaker 3: the privilege of hearing. That's where I realized it sounded
Speaker 3: like when I said, get to hear gets about everyone's consummations.
Speaker 2: So Stig and Aviva in belize.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give you my
Speaker 1: theory on them when we get to the end.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you said you have.
Speaker 3: They had a long first night together and they are
Speaker 3: wondering if they made a baby in their first night
Speaker 3: because they weren't using a protection.
Speaker 2: He didn't want to. She is not on birth control.
Speaker 2: She would love to have a baby.
Speaker 1: STIGs.
Speaker 2: He is telling her things like I think I think
Speaker 2: she even said that. Uh.
Speaker 3: He says, it didn't feel like just hooking up. It
Speaker 3: was like making love beautiful. Okay, that's fuck boy one
Speaker 3: oh one.
Speaker 2: But then to us he says, yeah, like I just
Speaker 2: basically he used horny.
Speaker 3: He was just she's fine, and he was down to
Speaker 3: raw dog that if she wanted to go all the way,
Speaker 3: it was gonna be with No, I don't need.
Speaker 2: To keep going, I got it, we got it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah balls deep.
Speaker 1: I just I just said no protection. This girl's a
Speaker 1: full blown idiot.
Speaker 3: That's yeah. So and she realizes that later at least
Speaker 3: start kind of a little. So they go to his
Speaker 3: recording studio and he introduces her friends, his friends Perf
Speaker 3: and Richie and who are like part of his entourage
Speaker 3: and producers. So he says, this is the love of
Speaker 3: my life, Aviva. He has some new lyrics he's gonna
Speaker 3: lay down some tracks for They were inspired by last night.
Speaker 1: Great wow, so quick the turnaround with the lyrics.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, it's He's not eminem or Drey like pouring
Speaker 3: over lyrics for days.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, this one's.
Speaker 2: For you, Aviva. The sex good and the vibe good.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: The sex good is how it starts. Would I marry you, Yes?
Speaker 2: I would? Would not breed you? Yes I would. Wow.
Speaker 2: I can't with this.
Speaker 3: I know it's maybe colloquial term that they use there,
Speaker 3: but that's the second time we have.
Speaker 2: Heard breed you or breed her like she is a heifer.
Speaker 2: I can't. And even she tells him like, we.
Speaker 3: Don't actually say that, and he's like, that's what we
Speaker 3: say here, what I breed her?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
Speaker 3: So his friend Richie, meanwhile, is talking to Aviva and says,
Speaker 3: I try to give him good life advice and try
Speaker 3: to get him to avoid mistakes he's made in the past,
Speaker 3: like he had this X from Texas. So she's not
Speaker 3: the first American, he stated, and he was this woman
Speaker 3: was very bad for his career, and Aviva's like, oh,
Speaker 3: I've heard.
Speaker 2: A little bit about the woman from Texas.
Speaker 3: He told me about her, and the manager says, well,
Speaker 3: did you know he was so depressed after he couldn't
Speaker 3: record he couldn't perform I mean lyrics like the sex
Speaker 3: good and the vibe good. You really need to be
Speaker 3: feeling the emotions behind those words to deform them. And
Speaker 3: he was so depressed and heartbroken. He wanted to start a.
Speaker 2: Family with this woman.
Speaker 3: And Aviva is like, oh, I did not know it
Speaker 3: was that serious. And the manager is such a shit starter,
Speaker 3: and he's like, yeah, I don't know if he's fully
Speaker 3: over her.
Speaker 2: I think she's in love with her.
Speaker 3: And Aviva is just pissed because he swore he was
Speaker 3: over her and didn't tell her how serious it was
Speaker 3: so steak and Aviva are going to take the ferry
Speaker 3: to San Pedro where he has a show, and we
Speaker 3: see the guy behind them in line recognizes him and goes, hey,
Speaker 3: what's up Stick? So second time they've been in a
Speaker 3: public place so far, no swarming beetles like fans.
Speaker 1: No that he can't go out in public, and a
Speaker 1: camera crew was following him, and still nobody s yes.
Speaker 3: Also for the second time it was a man, and
Speaker 3: so I thought these young girls were going to be
Speaker 3: fainting and trying to pull off his clothes.
Speaker 1: Me too, and just just punching Aviva right in the face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, not at all, so like pulling out his
Speaker 3: hair so they could clone him in a lab. And
Speaker 3: instead it's literally been two guys who are like, hey, Stick, cool,
Speaker 3: what's up?
Speaker 1: What up?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: Great to see.
Speaker 3: They didn't even ask for his autograph, they didn't ask
Speaker 3: for a selfie, no nothing. So she's being really quiet
Speaker 3: because she's upset and the things Richie told her are
Speaker 3: making her remember certain things. She's putting things together in
Speaker 3: her head. He says jokingly, you're acting like a kid.
Speaker 3: I don't like the silent treatment, Like, let's get it
Speaker 3: out in the open. Tell me, what's going on and
Speaker 3: she says, well, Richie told me you were thinking of
Speaker 3: having a baby with your ex, and that's what you
Speaker 3: said to me. Do you say that to every girl?
Speaker 3: And he says, well, yeah, that's true. I am dating
Speaker 3: looking for love and marriage and family, which would be
Speaker 3: a good reality show.
Speaker 2: Stig looking for love Collie Robinson Pete and like that
Speaker 2: King's Court show, You're right, or the Bachelor, So Stig
Speaker 2: the Bachelor instead of Stig to artist, Stig to bachelor.
Speaker 1: Cute. I like it. I like it.
Speaker 3: So she's He's like, that's my purpose in looking for love.
Speaker 3: I'm over that playboy lifestyle and I want a family.
Speaker 3: And so he tells us the girl from Texas. He
Speaker 3: was with her for a year and a half. She
Speaker 3: was in Belize on vacation. That's how they met and
Speaker 3: she broke his heart. And she says, well, Richie said
Speaker 3: you're not over her, and he goes, Richie's talking crazy.
Speaker 2: He's a liar. I don't even know.
Speaker 3: Just don't listen to him. I don't let him get
Speaker 3: to you. You have to control your own feelings. You're
Speaker 3: making this a big deal. It's not a big deal.
Speaker 3: Which fell a little Gas lady, I.
Speaker 2: Don't really love that.
Speaker 3: I agree, yeah, And she's like, okay, but now I'm
Speaker 3: remembering that you went to Texas for work. You said
Speaker 3: a few months ago, and you said you had family there,
Speaker 3: you were going to perform in a show, and you
Speaker 3: didn't invite me. And she's like and I thought that
Speaker 3: was weird, and he's like, well, it was just to perform.
Speaker 2: I didn't even end up seeing my family. I certainly
Speaker 2: did not see a girl. And she's like, well, I'm
Speaker 2: remembering that you.
Speaker 3: Were really quiet and were not texting me those few
Speaker 3: days while you were there.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. That she lives in Arizona exactly. He came
Speaker 1: to Texas and they've never seen each other in person,
Speaker 1: and she did not go to see him.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, makes no sense. She could have hopped on
Speaker 1: a f like easy.
Speaker 2: You can have to cross borders at all, literally, I mean,
Speaker 2: that's crazy.
Speaker 3: So I would have been so suspicious You're coming to
Speaker 3: the States and I'm not going to see you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's so something, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So she's like, you're charming, and I just can't tell
Speaker 3: if you're being real about things, like when you say
Speaker 3: you're exclusive? Are you just charming me? And he's like,
Speaker 3: I'm real, I don't lie. She's like, so you really
Speaker 3: are a one woman guy, and he goes, yeah, I
Speaker 3: could do that.
Speaker 2: What you could do that? That's what you've been saying
Speaker 2: you are doing.
Speaker 1: That's that's the answer that somebody says, do you want
Speaker 1: to go get ice cream? Letter? Yeah, I could do that.
Speaker 2: I could do that.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I could do.
Speaker 2: I could go for some ice cream. I could go
Speaker 2: for marrying you and having a child.
Speaker 1: Too, or the girl from Texas whichever, whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Also, aren't we already doing that? So could implies
Speaker 3: we're not currently doing that, right. You don't say I
Speaker 3: could go for some ice cream as you're eating ice cream?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: And so she says.
Speaker 3: To us, I do not know what to think. I
Speaker 3: don't know if I trust him anymore. I am kind
Speaker 3: of wishing I used projection last night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, girl, Yeah, would you like to hear my theory?
Speaker 2: Yes? Please?
Speaker 1: She's pregnant?
Speaker 2: Are ready?
Speaker 1: Because in that red dress in her confessional, she looks pregnant.
Speaker 1: It looks to be that they're trying to confuse us
Speaker 1: with patterns. Yeah, because it looks like it's like the
Speaker 1: kind of dress that like right under the boob and
Speaker 1: it goes out because I was staring at it and
Speaker 1: I was watching on my computer, not even on my
Speaker 1: full screen to really and I go, oh, she looks pregnant.
Speaker 1: And I would also explain why her face looks different
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 3: Interesting. So you think she got pregnant right away? Pretty much?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And I think that you know, probably they're shooting
Speaker 1: these confessionals months later. Yeah, right, that's what I think. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's my theory. Okay.
Speaker 3: You know who's not gonna be happy as Aunt Spring,
Speaker 3: who is in witness protection.
Speaker 2: She is not going to be happy.
Speaker 1: Every time you say aunt Spring, I'm like, that cannot
Speaker 1: be that woman's name. I know, I just it just
Speaker 1: I forget about her. And I know she's coming. I
Speaker 1: know she's coming, and we're going to see her more
Speaker 1: and she's gonna have some evidence. Okay, let's get it
Speaker 1: over with. We have to talk about Lisa and Daniel.
Speaker 2: We open to be girl Lisa.
Speaker 3: I mean, put bye girl Lisa, bisexual baby girl Lisa.
Speaker 2: This is dummy, okay, dumb baby girl Lisa, say dumb Lisa.
Speaker 1: We open with her being shocked over the engagement, and
Speaker 1: she was like, I came here for the engagement. I
Speaker 1: just didn't think it'd be in the first ten minutes.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say yes because I have to
Speaker 1: tell him all my secrets, like I'm still married to
Speaker 1: a woman, and I've been married five times and I've
Speaker 1: only been with women for the past twenty one years.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. So then she says, yes, yes, baby, yes,
Speaker 1: and she kisses him. The band plays, everybody's happy and dancing.
Speaker 1: They kiss some more, and then I'm talking to her.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, you're my fiancee, he says,
Speaker 1: and you are mine. I'm not.
Speaker 3: This is when I sat down my bootabull disgusting.
Speaker 1: And she goes, how long have you been playing in
Speaker 1: these and he says he's been playing it for six months.
Speaker 1: She's like, that's when we met. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Well, to be fair, God and his mother had already
Speaker 3: told him an older white American woman was gonna come
Speaker 3: into his lege, so.
Speaker 1: Correct, that's right, and she's says, no, I knew right
Speaker 1: away it would work, so why slow down? You are
Speaker 1: my God given gifts And she's like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: So then there's an uncle there, and the uncle says,
Speaker 1: thank you for accepting my nephew and for the harvesting
Speaker 1: the American dollar. You're going to save her whole family.
Speaker 3: Imagine, Imagine you're Emma and you're watching this episode, and
Speaker 3: you're like, Lisa gets to meet the family. I've been
Speaker 3: wanting to meet the family. This woman is getting an
Speaker 3: engagement ring and I'm not getting baby, Why am I
Speaker 3: not getting My wigs are better than her wigs.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true, because I gotta say.
Speaker 2: She thinks they're better.
Speaker 1: All thinks they're better. I'm sort of into Lisa's wiggs.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I think they look great on her.
Speaker 2: They do.
Speaker 3: I just hate that she's so uncomfortable and is giving
Speaker 3: herself rashes.
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't even imagine how sweaty she is. So okay,
Speaker 1: the uncle says, blah blah blah okay. So the talking
Speaker 1: head she goes, gosh, that was so much fun. But
Speaker 1: I said I wouldn't be engaged until I told him
Speaker 1: the truth. But I wanted to say yes, so I
Speaker 1: said yes. Oh, I need to tell him everything, and
Speaker 1: I hope he doesn't change his mind. They head to
Speaker 1: the hotel, and my god, this is in the car,
Speaker 1: the blah, the tongueing. This is the clip that I
Speaker 1: recorded with my phone off my computer to post because
Speaker 1: I needed the people to be prepared when they watched
Speaker 1: the episode that this was going to happen. This up.
Speaker 3: So you wanted to traumatize the people who aren't watching
Speaker 3: and are just listening to us talk about it.
Speaker 1: Okay, if we have to see it, you have to
Speaker 1: see it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fair. And that poor cab driver.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So in the talking head she says,
Speaker 1: I've never been kissed like that.
Speaker 3: Ever, No one has because it wasn't kissing. It was
Speaker 3: a lion eating a gazelle's face.
Speaker 1: A clip that see what I did? Okay, okay, so funny.
Speaker 3: It was one of those alien movies where they're sucking. No,
Speaker 3: it's the Last of Us where the guy, the people
Speaker 3: that have been infected by the fun guy are grabbing
Speaker 3: the faces of someone and then their fun guy goes
Speaker 3: into the person's mouth and turns them into fung guy.
Speaker 1: What, I'm not watching that movie ever, I'll just watch
Speaker 1: it here. That's what's happening. Yeah, so she says, I've
Speaker 1: never been kissed like that, and he says, hard lips
Speaker 1: as natural as honey, and that's why I wanted to
Speaker 1: bite them. And she's so stunning I could not resist her.
Speaker 1: And she's like, oh my gosh, she's such a smooth talker.
Speaker 1: You're a full blown idiot too.
Speaker 2: I doubt anything as sweet as honey.
Speaker 3: We saw that airport fresh up in the bathroom and
Speaker 3: talking about how sweaty under boobs she had.
Speaker 1: She used to get directly into that bathroom and get clean,
Speaker 1: and she doesn't. So in the car, he says, we
Speaker 1: need to call princess and tell her how I proposed.
Speaker 1: Is he calling Faith Princess?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, what?
Speaker 1: And she goes, not tonight. I just want to spend
Speaker 1: all my time with you. I think she's gonna be
Speaker 1: real surprised. Yeah, she's gonna be real surprised that you
Speaker 1: not only caved, but caved within the first four minutes
Speaker 1: of being there.
Speaker 2: This is faith. I hate to say it.
Speaker 3: I don't want to blame you for your mother's clear
Speaker 3: mental problems. This is why the conservatorship should have been
Speaker 3: drawn up and you should have gone with her to Africa.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. In the talking head, she goes, Faith's
Speaker 1: gonna be furious. I told her I would come clean
Speaker 1: before he proposed, and that didn't happen. But tonight the
Speaker 1: last thing I want to think about as a lecture
Speaker 1: from Faith. So they go to the room and she's like, baby,
Speaker 1: I have so many gifts for you. I've got so
Speaker 1: much stuff. Baby. She appears to give him a gold
Speaker 1: necklace and a diamond ring.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now we assume it's lab grown, perhaps a diamel. But
Speaker 1: he's like, whoa, He's so excited. He's got this ring,
Speaker 1: He's got a gold necklace. I'm like, damn, girl, you
Speaker 1: can't even pay your rent.
Speaker 2: I know. She's like kim Bali coming with the xbox.
Speaker 1: Well, kim Bally has a job.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she shows him her oils, her sex oils.
Speaker 2: And really jumping right in headfirst.
Speaker 1: And the condoms. She's like, look, I have oils and condoms,
Speaker 1: and he goes, yeah, right about that. So I'm really
Speaker 1: tiredly look at my big yawn. Can I take a shower?
Speaker 1: And she goes, but take a shower together, and he goes, Ah, tomorrow,
Speaker 1: give me a rain check on that. Tomorrow we're gonna
Speaker 1: be showering.
Speaker 2: I just can't. I'm so damn it. If I wasn't
Speaker 2: so tired, my body is betraying me because I'm dying
Speaker 2: to have sex with you, but so tired.
Speaker 3: So thearkhalepsy I have, I'm about to fall asleep.
Speaker 2: He starts to pat her.
Speaker 3: This is when the body language completely changes, too, totally
Speaker 3: change a pat on the back that's very much like
Speaker 3: good girl, Yeah, like you like your sister or something,
Speaker 3: just very like okay Kidnoh, you know, it's like so
Speaker 3: non sexual.
Speaker 2: He's gone from frenching yes.
Speaker 1: Pat like yeah, it's very very quick.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So in this ICM, because they're in the room following around,
Speaker 1: she says, you know, I wonder if he's just tired
Speaker 1: or not interested, but I want it to happen because
Speaker 1: I want to just get it over with. It's been
Speaker 1: twenty one years. I'm so nervous and oh my god,
Speaker 1: now I'm panicking, like what if I want it and
Speaker 1: he doesn't want it, It'll be such a letdown. It's
Speaker 1: a real possibility. He's acting real different. Yeah, and he
Speaker 1: is acting real different.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: And it was instantaneous, Yes, the minute they got in
Speaker 1: that room and she started being like, here's a chain,
Speaker 1: here's a diamond ring, here's our oils in our lube.
Speaker 3: He's like, no, I think he went into the first
Speaker 3: set of gifts and then it was maybe the oils
Speaker 3: that turned him off.
Speaker 1: Right. So he hops out of the shower and she
Speaker 1: just sort of rubs his bare chest and then she
Speaker 1: goes in the bathroom and comes out in the lingerie.
Speaker 1: Ma'am you better have showered in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, seriously.
Speaker 1: And so she's giggling and gets on the bed in
Speaker 1: her lingerie and she's like baby, and she kisses him
Speaker 1: and they kiss and he rubs her wig, Yeah, rubs
Speaker 1: her wig, and then he goes, yes, we're just going
Speaker 1: to sleep, and she goes, okay. So she's giggling getting
Speaker 1: under the sheet.
Speaker 2: She's like he he he yeah.
Speaker 1: So the talking hands. She goes, I'm so worried. He
Speaker 1: must have seen my wrinkles, am I saggy body. He
Speaker 1: doesn't want me now, and now I'm afraid what if
Speaker 1: he leaves me here, at leaves me stranded in this country.
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, that was.
Speaker 3: A leap, But also, don't make me feel bad for you,
Speaker 3: baby girl, Lisa.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 3: I already I feel bad for you for a different
Speaker 3: reason because of how dumb you are.
Speaker 2: But now I feel bad for you because you are insecure.
Speaker 1: He's not gonna abandon her. I mean maybe he will.
Speaker 1: The previews on look great.
Speaker 3: Maybe he wants to get there the blessing next week
Speaker 3: before he has sex with her.
Speaker 1: That's wishful thinking.
Speaker 3: If he took an edible before he came Molly, he
Speaker 3: took Molly, what exit does that make?
Speaker 1: That make like I want to have sex.
Speaker 3: Exactly, but it's wearing off. He took it before he
Speaker 3: met her at the airport. That made him all horny
Speaker 3: and like, oh just feeling your hair and sensual and
Speaker 3: lips and like, and now it's worn off. And it
Speaker 3: also makes you depressed after because the all the like
Speaker 3: euphoria in your brain gone.
Speaker 1: Wow. I think it's just an easier explanation, which is
Speaker 1: now I have to bang her. I don't want. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's move on to people that some more people that
Speaker 1: banged is Jovon and Anlin.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, So they woke up after their first night
Speaker 3: together and he but thankfully not too much. Oh no,
Speaker 3: we do get some talk about the sex. He says,
Speaker 3: it's surreal to wake up with her smell her morning breath,
Speaker 3: and they're teasing each other. They made love and she
Speaker 3: says it was He says, how was it? And she
Speaker 3: says it was good. She's like, why did you take
Speaker 3: so long to answer? She says, well, I wanted to
Speaker 3: ask you the same thing.
Speaker 2: How was it?
Speaker 3: And he says, I have no complaints. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's right. So she's gonna take in for a spicy lunch.
Speaker 3: She wants to show him the culture and traditional fruit
Speaker 3: from Beeckle bickl Beekle, and she says she They put
Speaker 3: chilis on everything, including the ice cream, and she's not
Speaker 3: sure he can handle the heat, and he wants her
Speaker 3: to think he's not a punk. So he's eating everything spicy,
Speaker 3: but his face is getting redder. It's like he's doing
Speaker 3: a hot wings challenge and he's getting more uncomfortable and
Speaker 3: he's worried he's going to blow up the toilet later.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm worried as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And she says we are a hot people and
Speaker 3: maybe last night will be a one night and bullseye,
Speaker 3: I'm pregnant and she says she's God, she's almost They
Speaker 3: are married at least already and they've been together for
Speaker 3: like seven years. So she says it's she's almost forty.
Speaker 3: She really wants to have a baby. And she says,
Speaker 3: how would it work if I got pregnant And he says,
Speaker 3: I would do everything to be here with you. I'm
Speaker 3: not going to be separated from my child and be
Speaker 3: in America And she's like, okay, so if we were
Speaker 3: having a child, you could suddenly come here easily, but
Speaker 3: for me, you waited years seven years three as a
Speaker 3: married couple to come and get here.
Speaker 2: And he goes.
Speaker 3: He tells us her mood switches all the time, she
Speaker 3: takes things the wrong way. I have to walk on
Speaker 3: eggshells around her. She's always looking for problems and I
Speaker 3: just can't be myself around her. And he says, okay,
Speaker 3: so you flipped that and made that all about yourself
Speaker 3: instead of about the baby, and she's.
Speaker 2: Like, don't give me that. Also, he could have just said,
Speaker 2: you're right, I should have come sooner and not let
Speaker 2: money or anything stop me because you're my wife, right. Instead,
Speaker 2: he's gaslighting her.
Speaker 3: Also, he's trying to gaslight us by making it seem
Speaker 3: like she turned into a demon and red lights were
Speaker 3: coming out of her eyes and fire coming out of
Speaker 3: her mouth. She had a pleasant smile on her face.
Speaker 3: She wasn't raising her voice or anything. But he is
Speaker 3: a men's rights you know, truth, and it's probably thinks
Speaker 3: a woman shouldn't even question him.
Speaker 1: So we've turned we've we've I've turned hardcore on him. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. So later she's she's taken him to get a
Speaker 2: couple's massage. He doesn't want to go.
Speaker 3: He doesn't want anyone up in his business. I get that,
Speaker 3: but he's gonna go because they're trying to move on
Speaker 3: from their discussion at lunch. He points at the massage
Speaker 3: table and he says, your head goes there, and she goes, no,
Speaker 3: your butt. I thought that's funny, a hole in the table. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And she tells him how she gets massages all the
Speaker 3: time for stress, and he's like, huh, I've been sending
Speaker 3: her six hundred dollars a month and I'm old school.
Speaker 3: I feel like the man, the man should provide. But
Speaker 3: the money I'm sending her it's like her vacation fund.
Speaker 3: And I have wondered why she is not work. She
Speaker 3: had said it was so they could talk more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but.
Speaker 2: I don't there's so they could be on the same
Speaker 2: time zone, but.
Speaker 1: It is she seems like she could get some job.
Speaker 1: She did go to college and got like a communications degree. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just a part time something something.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And he says he thinks he could have visited sooner
Speaker 3: if she would budget better, and they're going to visit
Speaker 3: her family, but he hasn't learned any to Gollig, and
Speaker 3: she says, don't you want to be able to communicate
Speaker 3: with my family like I communicate with your family, And
Speaker 3: he's like, speaking of my family, you kind of overstep
Speaker 3: a little bit when we fought last time. You called
Speaker 3: my sister to complain about me, and that was a
Speaker 3: bit much. She and I felt I've been called a
Speaker 3: bit much and I know you have to Yes, it hurts.
Speaker 3: She was at work and you were a little unhinged.
Speaker 3: And at this point, the massage therapist stuck out of
Speaker 3: the room. When they're unhinged, they're like, okay, that's my cue.
Speaker 1: But I was looking at that massage and she was
Speaker 1: digging in her shoulders, like, oh, I need a massage.
Speaker 1: That looked good.
Speaker 2: It looked good. I hate massages.
Speaker 3: I hate uh, And he says, why do you feel
Speaker 3: like you can unload to her and not to me.
Speaker 3: And she says, when I'm feeling emotional, I go to
Speaker 3: a family member to talk it out. I mean, when
Speaker 3: you're upset with me, you run to other women. So
Speaker 3: it's kind of rich that you're coming at me for
Speaker 3: talking to your sister.
Speaker 1: H great point.
Speaker 3: And so they start arguing and he says, where's your accountability?
Speaker 3: Why did my husband feel the need to go to
Speaker 3: another woman? What was I not doing as the wife
Speaker 3: that made him talk to another woman?
Speaker 2: And she's what. She goes, you're so putting the blame on.
Speaker 3: You on me base sickly cheating, like it's my fault
Speaker 3: that you basically cheated. And he goes, well, you can
Speaker 3: be a handful and she goes, you know what, you
Speaker 3: complained about me being hyper emotional, but you're the reason
Speaker 3: I am like this, right quote Taylor Swift, No one
Speaker 3: likes a mad woman.
Speaker 2: You made her like that.
Speaker 1: In the words of Ronnie kierenon Karen, no woman ever
Speaker 1: drive herself crazy.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm right.
Speaker 3: So she says, I thought things would be better in person,
Speaker 3: but we're still fighting and it's literally day one of
Speaker 3: our honeymoon.
Speaker 1: I forget they're on there.
Speaker 2: It's the honeymoon.
Speaker 1: I think're at that beautiful resort. Yeah, I don't like
Speaker 1: him trying to say you need to look at yourself
Speaker 1: and think, why would my husband talk to another woman?
Speaker 1: How about just don't do that.
Speaker 2: You just talk to your sister or your mom or
Speaker 2: your brother or dad.
Speaker 1: Pretty understanding. Yeah, she seem pretty cool. That fake Michael's okay,
Speaker 1: it's still you. We're still talking. Still Kimberly's turn. We're
Speaker 1: going to talk about Rick and Tricia and I had
Speaker 1: a couple of bullet points, which is this guy's disgusting?
Speaker 1: Is he the worst guy we've ever had on our show?
Speaker 2: He's certainly getting up there.
Speaker 1: He's getting up there.
Speaker 3: I had some rage. I was feeling flames on the
Speaker 3: side of my face. For sure.
Speaker 1: God, he's gross.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was so nice.
Speaker 2: They haven't been on.
Speaker 3: I felt like for a while, I was like, Oh, Rick,
Speaker 3: I forgot that you existed.
Speaker 1: Watch the words that you use here, because I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear what it is that he says here.
Speaker 2: I will do it, you know, I don't want to
Speaker 2: say that word either.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3: So he says that he's not ready to tell her
Speaker 3: about what happened in Columbia because he doesn't want to
Speaker 3: lose her. She comes out of the bathroom and we
Speaker 3: see a giant black tarp or black trash bags plastic
Speaker 3: on the ground of the murder.
Speaker 2: It's a full on dexter and she kicks it and
Speaker 2: he goes, I still don't get what the problem is
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 3: So he says, Tricia told me that she's a should
Speaker 3: I say the technical.
Speaker 1: Term, Yeah, say the technical term.
Speaker 3: She's a female ejaculator, okay, and when she gets excited,
Speaker 3: she can make a mess. So he got these black
Speaker 3: trash bags or tarp to spread the plastic on the bed,
Speaker 3: and we see a flashbag. He has put them on
Speaker 3: the bed like a mattress cover, like a comforter. He says,
Speaker 3: So we wouldn't get charged for the sheets.
Speaker 1: This is so beyond. This is so beyond. He's first
Speaker 1: of all, he's cheap, And second of all, what do
Speaker 1: you think a hotel is for? They put the sheets
Speaker 1: in bleach? I mean, what what do you is.
Speaker 3: Darcy and Georgie there they would have to go into
Speaker 3: a different hotel room. Remember, because the people in before
Speaker 3: had like swung from the rafters.
Speaker 1: They had broken the bed. Listen, people get self tan
Speaker 1: all over sheets, People have their period on sheets. People
Speaker 1: get murdered in these rooms. You think that this this
Speaker 1: girl's fluids are gonna get make.
Speaker 2: You the entire bed.
Speaker 3: I he's so gross, And why did you have to
Speaker 3: do this and discuss it when the camera crew was there.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they walked in and saw that and were like,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Are we about to be a part
Speaker 1: of a ritual killing? What's happening? And they and then
Speaker 1: they told the camera crew and the production is like,
Speaker 1: this is gold. We got to put it on TV. Production.
Speaker 1: You're wrong. We didn't need to know.
Speaker 2: We didn't need to know.
Speaker 3: And I feel like it's embarrassing for Tricia, and I
Speaker 3: feel like that's appropriate. So he's showing her the mattress
Speaker 3: that is now covered with the tarp sharp and he says,
Speaker 3: think of it like our splash pad.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: No, And she wrinkles her nose and is disgusted.
Speaker 1: She would be. She's embarrassed.
Speaker 3: She tells us I did send him a sexual video
Speaker 3: of me doing this thing that we have been speaking.
Speaker 2: Of, Yes, and he really.
Speaker 3: Liked it, But that didn't that didn't mean that I
Speaker 3: wanted him to put trash bags on the bed. That's
Speaker 3: like for garbage. I did not sign up for this.
Speaker 3: And he says it was a surprise. I wanted to
Speaker 3: show you that I was really down to please you.
Speaker 3: He thought it was like a thoughtful gift.
Speaker 1: Okay, we gotta move on.
Speaker 3: I'medna get your lady jizz all over and we won't
Speaker 3: get charged.
Speaker 2: Like he probably would have would have.
Speaker 3: Offered to split it with her, but he wouldn't have
Speaker 3: even paid for the whole thing himself. He said, are
Speaker 3: you gonna pay for the damage to the mattress?
Speaker 2: He says, what he's.
Speaker 3: Got What because she's turning down having sex on a
Speaker 3: dexter murder tarp, you are gonna charge her if the
Speaker 3: hotel were to charge you.
Speaker 2: Also, do you think it is like.
Speaker 3: Acid that comes out of the vagina that is going
Speaker 3: to burn a hole in the down to the mattress.
Speaker 1: I don't know. This is so upsetting and so gross,
Speaker 1: and he's so gross, and this is so beyond beyond
Speaker 1: Like also, I can't.
Speaker 2: Believe we have to talk about this.
Speaker 1: So put down a towel, like put down a towe.
Speaker 2: Our camera on I wish no one could see me
Speaker 2: right now. Just pretend I'm not here. I can't do it,
Speaker 2: Mary Pate, I never have to talk about this stuff
Speaker 2: on my show. I just have to talk about murder. Okay,
Speaker 2: so it's over.
Speaker 1: We did it. I'm crying.
Speaker 2: How cheap is he? Also, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And he's also so cheap that he would rather bring
Speaker 1: a tarp from the United States over than be charged
Speaker 1: seven dollars. What hotel have you ever heard sending you
Speaker 1: a bill later for sheets that were ruined?
Speaker 3: There was a lady on below deck. I want to say,
Speaker 3: Erica what's her face? And her husband was a total douchebag.
Speaker 3: I think she was a housewife at some point or
Speaker 3: on a show. She was on one of the Bravo shows.
Speaker 2: Erica Rose. No Erica Jane.
Speaker 1: Now, Erica Jane was not on below Deck, and either
Speaker 1: was Whitney Rose.
Speaker 2: Who is Rika Jane.
Speaker 1: Erica Jane was married to Tom Girardi and she's not
Speaker 1: been on They have not been on below deck.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's somebody.
Speaker 3: Also, Whitney was on below deck this past season this
Speaker 3: season because yeah, with the house all the housewives were Yeah,
Speaker 3: but anyway, she was on her mom was on this
Speaker 3: white couch with the spray, the fake tanner, and then
Speaker 3: denied ever being on it, and then tried to make
Speaker 3: the other guests chip in because they were gonna be
Speaker 3: charged like thousands of dollars because they could not get
Speaker 3: the stain out of the couch. She's like, it wasn't me,
Speaker 3: and they have footage the whole boat is filmed that
Speaker 3: it is her. Yeah, And she was trying to get
Speaker 3: the other people to chip in and they were like,
Speaker 3: absolutely not, I'm not chipping in for that.
Speaker 1: And I'm going to figure it out. Who ruined a
Speaker 1: couch on below deck with self tanner? I'm looking it up.
Speaker 1: Cindy Rose, Erica Rose, No idea who that is? Okay,
Speaker 1: Cid Rose, Erica Rose's mother on below decks sailing yacht.
Speaker 1: But I don't know. That's not That's not a Bravo person.
Speaker 3: Okay, then who is this Erica Rose person? She's just horrible.
Speaker 1: She's just a person. I don't know. Okay, let's see
Speaker 1: who is Erica Rose. I'm now looking that up. Who
Speaker 1: is Erica Rose? Erica Rose is an Emmy, Webby and
Speaker 1: Glad Media Award winning director. No, that's not her, Ah,
Speaker 1: Erica Rose Sanders. Oh, she's a lawyer, a lawyer slang
Speaker 1: down the law and yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, So she wasn't anybody.
Speaker 1: Maybe, well she's a person that ruined a couch, yeah.
Speaker 2: Or her mom did. Also we had husband was horrible,
Speaker 2: like horrible.
Speaker 1: We've had plenty of Bravo people ruined things on Bravo
Speaker 1: shows with their spray tnds.
Speaker 2: So I'm sure it happens Yester time. It happens all
Speaker 2: the time with.
Speaker 3: Their acidic jizz lady Jizz, acidic lady Jizz. I don't
Speaker 3: think it's ruined any mattresses ever. Okay, I don't think
Speaker 3: that's the thing. Move on from this subject.
Speaker 1: I've had it.
Speaker 3: I almost can move on. But he says, we still
Speaker 3: had fun last night. We were both satisfied even though
Speaker 3: she didn't need the tarp. The tarp, but I feel
Speaker 3: like she didn't give the plastic a fair shot. And
Speaker 3: it was pretty expensive, like fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: Save that money and pay the fee for the cleaning.
Speaker 2: There you go. What how what was he buying? Why
Speaker 2: was it fifty dollars?
Speaker 1: I don't know, what he's doing is he's got to
Speaker 1: get off my screen. I hate him so much.
Speaker 2: I hate him.
Speaker 3: So later that day we see that they are a
Speaker 3: mid heated discussion out on the street, and we get
Speaker 3: the blue screen of death that says, while cameras were
Speaker 3: down Trish, by the way, they call her Trish. He
Speaker 3: calls her Trish. Her name is Trisha. Yeah whatever, So
Speaker 3: I'm just I don't know what I'll call her. Just
Speaker 3: don't think I got it wrong. So I don't come
Speaker 3: at me.
Speaker 1: Nobody's coming back.
Speaker 2: I come at me for the jiz, don't come at
Speaker 2: me for her.
Speaker 1: Next.
Speaker 2: So the blue screen it.
Speaker 3: Says, while the cameras were down, Trish's repaired motorbike was
Speaker 3: dropped off at a hotel. Rick says, I thought it
Speaker 3: was being dropped off by like a mechanic or something,
Speaker 3: but instead it was this guy who is friends with
Speaker 3: her ex boyfriend, the one that Rick is extremely jealous
Speaker 3: of because he is presumably closer to Trisha's age, but
Speaker 3: more importantly rich, and Rick is not so they because
Speaker 3: he's only a part time extensions hair dealer and seasonal
Speaker 3: hair dealer, seasonal tap dancer, side share.
Speaker 1: Driver, his little bodybuilder unclear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so he says, I thought like it was
Speaker 3: just gonna be a friend. I didn't or a mechanic.
Speaker 3: Why why is this guy who's your ex's friend? And
Speaker 3: apparently they were talking in Malagasy, but the guy spoke English.
Speaker 3: So Rick asked him in front of Trish, does she
Speaker 3: still to her ex?
Speaker 2: Wincha? Why are you just not trusting her?
Speaker 3: I can't And the guy said, yeah, I think they
Speaker 3: saw each other like four months ago, and that was
Speaker 3: when she was supposed to be exclusive to Rick. Reminder,
Speaker 3: Rick went on a sex tourism bang trip to Colombia
Speaker 3: to be with his ex and slept with her for
Speaker 3: an entire week.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, Wally was dating a Tricia and exclusive yes?
Speaker 3: Exclusive yes, because his little baby man feelings were hurt
Speaker 3: that she ghosted him for five days, right, so he
Speaker 3: had to bang someone in another country?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: So what you do?
Speaker 3: They go get dinner. He is feeling super irritated about
Speaker 3: the ex.
Speaker 2: Irritated. You have no right to feel any of these feelings, sir, after.
Speaker 3: What you did, agreed, But he's like very jealous because
Speaker 3: this guy has money. He keeps bringing it up, so
Speaker 3: he wants to talk about it. She says, what's there
Speaker 3: to talk about. I ran into my ex like four
Speaker 3: months ago and I said hi, and Rick is grilling
Speaker 3: her like he is a detective, holding a light in
Speaker 3: her face. Where were you on September twelfth? And at
Speaker 3: what nine fifty eight? She's like, it was a restaurant?
Speaker 3: What restaurant? So was he like outside and you were
Speaker 3: walking in like walk? Let draw me a diagram of
Speaker 3: exactly who was aware.
Speaker 2: She's like, he was outside? I said hi. He's like,
Speaker 2: did you wave him over or did you go over
Speaker 2: to talk to him?
Speaker 1: What the fuck does it matter?
Speaker 3: He goes, he was with his family. I know his family,
Speaker 3: so I went to say hi to them.
Speaker 2: That was it. And he goes, this is so sketchy again.
Speaker 1: That's great, okay, that's.
Speaker 2: Oh the irony. So he says, what you tell me?
Speaker 3: That's super shady that you didn't tell me, And she says,
Speaker 3: I didn't tell you because he was trying to get
Speaker 3: back together with me. And I said, no, I have
Speaker 3: a boyfriend and I told him about you.
Speaker 2: And he's like, why didn't you tell me?
Speaker 3: And she says, I was scared you'd act like you're
Speaker 3: acting right now.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 3: Yes, and he says, is the guy still contacting you?
Speaker 3: And she says, yeah, he's texted me, but it stopped
Speaker 3: and it was just around that time, a few months ago.
Speaker 3: And Rick says, can I see the messages?
Speaker 1: Crazy?
Speaker 2: He wants proof, timelines, receipts. This is insane. You stuck
Speaker 2: your dick in your axe in Columbia.
Speaker 1: Yes, exact on exact time.
Speaker 2: At this exact time, on a trip that she doesn't
Speaker 2: even know you went on.
Speaker 3: Right, So she shows him on her phone. This guy
Speaker 3: was calling her, he was texting her. She didn't respond,
Speaker 3: she didn't answer his calls. And he's looking, he's like
Speaker 3: looking at the dates. He's like drawing some sort of
Speaker 3: timeline of the murder investigation. And he says, Okay, I
Speaker 3: believe you. It makes your story a lot more credible
Speaker 3: that you have this proof.
Speaker 2: Why is her word not enough? Believe women? I don't
Speaker 2: need to see the Epstein lists.
Speaker 1: It's crazy because when she finds out what he did,
Speaker 1: and then she thinks back on all this and how
Speaker 1: she was being made to feel bad.
Speaker 3: YEP one thousand percent, and so she's like, this is
Speaker 3: the best conversation ever. The producer is talking to Jess Rick,
Speaker 3: and the producer says, so.
Speaker 2: Why does your mind go to cheating? Do you think
Speaker 2: maybe you're projecting?
Speaker 3: And Rick says, I guess it's possible, And the producer says,
Speaker 3: so if she.
Speaker 2: Was cheating, do you think that would make you feel better?
Speaker 1: And he laughs and is.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, maybe i'd feel a little less guilty about
Speaker 3: what I did. Like he wants her to have cheated
Speaker 3: so that he will be absolved of some of his guilty.
Speaker 1: Well, then it's an excuse like, yeah, you cheated, so
Speaker 1: I cheated.
Speaker 3: So yeah, or somehow I knew that you were cheating
Speaker 3: and that's why I cheated, So it's not so bad
Speaker 3: because you did it first, or at least I thought
Speaker 3: you did. So she tells Rick, it really hurts that
Speaker 3: you needed proof, Like why didn't.
Speaker 2: You just believe me at my word?
Speaker 3: And she tells us my ex, this guy that she
Speaker 3: met at the restaurant, was always jealous.
Speaker 2: He always accused me of.
Speaker 3: Cheating, but he was the one that was actually cheating.
Speaker 3: And now Rick is acting the exact same way, and
Speaker 3: it's making me think that Rick is hiding something because
Speaker 3: he's using me of it.
Speaker 1: Dingning Yep, good job, good job, Trisha, you put it
Speaker 1: together good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also hypocrisy. Thy name is Rick, we hate you. Get
Speaker 3: off our screens.
Speaker 1: Hate. Okay, now we're going to move on to Emma
Speaker 1: and Seyed. So they're about to go out to meet
Speaker 1: his friends and he's like, you look so good. Why
Speaker 1: do you need to have all this makeup? How can
Speaker 1: you spend one hour behind a mirror? And she goes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's more like two hours. I kind
Speaker 1: of bronze my bibs, babe, please. So they go to
Speaker 1: meet the friends who before he before they walk up,
Speaker 1: the friends are talking and they're like, this is crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're talking about them before they walk up, and they
Speaker 1: they arrive. The minute they sit down, she starts putting
Speaker 1: her lipstick on. I was like, didn't we just said
Speaker 1: you were in the mirror for two hours?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she needs to touch up, touch up. She can
Speaker 3: never do any activity, I feel it. Could you imagine
Speaker 3: dating her and everywhere you go and you couldn't like
Speaker 3: go to Disneyland anything because it would just be caught.
Speaker 3: She would never be talking to you without looking at
Speaker 3: her phone. Like even when her sister was driving her
Speaker 3: to the airport, she kept hogging the rear view mirrors
Speaker 3: so she could check her makeup, and the sister is like,
Speaker 3: I need that to drive right.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So when we're talking to it, she goes, I
Speaker 1: think this is showing progress in our relationship because I'm
Speaker 1: meeting as friends and hopefully I could do a little
Speaker 1: digging about Z two. So we meet the two buddies.
Speaker 1: It's A NAS and n O, A M A and E. Noah, Man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call him anas and
Speaker 1: know me because I don't. I can't say his name.
Speaker 1: So everybody orders food and she's like, I'll just get
Speaker 1: a cappeccina now because she's just eat. So so Emma
Speaker 1: was like, are you guys always together all the time?
Speaker 1: Are you guys like bessies? And they're like, yes, we are,
Speaker 1: we are friends, and she does he talk about me
Speaker 1: all the time?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Immediately centers it towards herself.
Speaker 1: And as says, yes, he told us that he met
Speaker 1: a nice girl from the US. So we're wondering, like,
Speaker 1: what do you see in Zied like him? Why do
Speaker 1: you like him?
Speaker 3: Have you seen him in real life? We saw the
Speaker 3: pictures he sent to you. They do not look like
Speaker 3: his actual.
Speaker 1: Face, and she goes, well, you know, I felt for
Speaker 1: him really quickly because like right away he was calling
Speaker 1: me his wife and we had like an instant connection.
Speaker 1: And the friends are looking at each other like are
Speaker 1: you hearing this? And the gnobie guy goes so to
Speaker 1: to the Ed. He says in their language, he says,
Speaker 1: so you're going out and she's wearying this? Are you
Speaker 1: okay with that? Yeah? And she says what is he saying?
Speaker 1: But they all speak English, but the guy's just clearly
Speaker 1: shit talking Carr and she goes, what what are you saying?
Speaker 1: And Zea goes always saying like how are you we
Speaker 1: going out? And you look like that? And she goes okay.
Speaker 1: So I asked y Ed if I could wear whatever
Speaker 1: I want wherever I want, and he said, yes, it's fine,
Speaker 1: you can wear whatever you want everywhere. And he goes, well,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you'd be wearing this when we're
Speaker 1: in the Medina and all that, and then you should
Speaker 1: wear different things, and she goes, no, that's not what
Speaker 1: you told me. You told me I could wear whatever
Speaker 1: I wanted wherever I asked him. I asked him, And
Speaker 1: the friend goes so this was a misunderstanding, and she goes, no,
Speaker 1: he lied. He said different things to me online that's
Speaker 1: different than what he said in person.
Speaker 2: Which is true. We have video proof, yes, and it's
Speaker 2: seen at the.
Speaker 1: Beach and see I goes no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: She lies. She lied about something, and she goes, what
Speaker 1: what did I lie about? And as she starts talking,
Speaker 1: she's like, what did I lie about? What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? He goes, you see this when I am talking,
Speaker 1: you should listen to me. You're being so disrespectful. And
Speaker 1: he's because he's trying to be cool in front of
Speaker 1: his friends, and he says, whenever I talk, she interrupts me,
Speaker 1: you're disrespectful. You know. I make a lot of effort
Speaker 1: to find words because I'm not perfect in English, and
Speaker 1: it takes me a second. She goes, I know, baby,
Speaker 1: and he tells his friends, when I tell you the
Speaker 1: whole story, you will be dumbfounded. And she goes, I
Speaker 1: was like, are we going to talk? Is Mohammed coming
Speaker 1: out right? And she goes, tell me what did I
Speaker 1: lie about? What did I lie about? And he goes,
Speaker 1: when I asked what she was up to in the
Speaker 1: months when we were apart. She says she was in
Speaker 1: the middle of breaking up with someone, so she was
Speaker 1: in a relationship with somebody else at the same time,
Speaker 1: and he says, so you are a liar. He goes,
Speaker 1: how could I be with somebody else when I was
Speaker 1: with a girl? How could you do it? And she goes, wait,
Speaker 1: see it. She goes, you were on dating apps talking
Speaker 1: to girls, messaging girls and telling the girls come to Morocco,
Speaker 1: come and see me. He goes, no, no, no, this
Speaker 1: is like a nice thing, like a wealth thing, like
Speaker 1: welcome to Morocco. It's not the same as asking them out.
Speaker 3: Is He not going to say how did you know that?
Speaker 3: How did you know what I was saying to these girls?
Speaker 1: And the guys are like, yes, like when you say
Speaker 1: welcome to our country. And then goes no, no, no, it's
Speaker 1: a dating app. So if every guy ever talked to
Speaker 1: I would say come to Los Angeles, how would you
Speaker 1: think about that? And he goes no, no, no, it's
Speaker 1: not the same and she goes, oh, okay, so don't
Speaker 1: try try to act like you're on a dating app
Speaker 1: trying to welcome people to the Morocco.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd work for the Moroccan to.
Speaker 1: On a dating app on a dating app, and Anasis goes,
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying here, and this is all
Speaker 1: seems to be a lack of trust. So do you
Speaker 1: he says, do you can see yourself continuing with this?
Speaker 1: Z ed? And she goes, here's the thing. I want
Speaker 1: to overcome all our problems and get married and I
Speaker 1: want to be engaged by the end of this trip.
Speaker 2: What that's crazy?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: And so?
Speaker 3: But again she's that ring is feeling really lonely, that
Speaker 3: ring finger since she broke up with the other boyfriend
Speaker 3: seven months ago.
Speaker 1: So Nomi says to Ziad. He goes, do you think
Speaker 1: she's good to be a wife to be married to you?
Speaker 1: Do you think her her? And yeah, goes I don't know,
Speaker 1: but what I'm thinking is like definitely, not like zero percent.
Speaker 1: And so he's speaking in FARSI, I guess, And then
Speaker 1: he switches over to English and says zero percent in
Speaker 1: English and she goes, hold on a minute, what is
Speaker 1: zero percent?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: And he goes, to be married to you, wife, material
Speaker 1: you are zero percent.
Speaker 3: At this point, one of the friends starts to put
Speaker 3: on his jacket and zip it up so you can
Speaker 3: make a quick getaway if it goes keeps going south.
Speaker 2: He's like, just do we have the check. I just
Speaker 2: want to be ready to bolt.
Speaker 1: When she goes what and he goes, yeah, zero percent,
Speaker 1: and she goes, so, you told me we're going to
Speaker 1: be on this chip and we're going to get engaged
Speaker 1: and we're going to get married. And now you're saying
Speaker 1: you're at zero percent wanting to marry me. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about?
Speaker 2: And he goes, well, that's because of your behavior.
Speaker 3: Also since you got there, you both were being totally
Speaker 3: different people online.
Speaker 1: Yes, I agree, but I mean we've seen like this
Speaker 1: is crazy. So he goes, you know, I'm going to
Speaker 1: need more time with you. I need more time to
Speaker 1: understand you. We are so different, and she's just like
Speaker 1: zero percent. What? But listen, I gotta say like they're
Speaker 1: both right, because they're both right.
Speaker 3: And it's actually I'm more on his side because usually
Speaker 3: on this show of these idiots want a Russian and
Speaker 3: think marriage will fix all their problems and they barely
Speaker 3: know somebody. Look at Aviva's trying to get pregnant on
Speaker 3: the first night with this cheater.
Speaker 1: But I think he was trying to be cool in
Speaker 1: front of his friends, yes, and be like, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to let this woman speaks to me like this.
Speaker 1: But and she's like, hold on a minute, this is
Speaker 1: absolute the opposite of what you've told me. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: trying to call him out in front of his friends.
Speaker 3: Which, again, Rick, thy name is hypocrisy, Emma. Also because
Speaker 3: she was fully double dipping with both Moroccan men, yes,
Speaker 3: and at the same time, and has not told him
Speaker 3: yet that she was engaged to this full other human.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, well and she tried and he said, they're.
Speaker 2: Both shady as fuck. They almost miss each other.
Speaker 1: They'll probably end up together, and we'll be like, we
Speaker 1: believe in their love. Okay, let's move on to Forrest
Speaker 1: and Sheina. Now, some news came out this week, guys
Speaker 1: that Forrest and Sheena there have a picture together in
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2: Oh, is that what it was on the text that
Speaker 2: you were talking. I didn't see a date.
Speaker 1: Yes, there's a picture of them together in the Philippines
Speaker 1: in twenty nineteen. So all this thing the first, not
Speaker 1: the first time they've ever met each other in person.
Speaker 2: Shady mother f first, Matt Sharp, Done.
Speaker 1: It again, Done it again, Matt Sharp, You got us again.
Speaker 1: Dang it. Yeah, I just don't.
Speaker 3: Know why, because these people are crazy enough, their stories
Speaker 3: are interesting enough without the lying, it.
Speaker 1: Would have been any weirder if he had met her
Speaker 1: in person before. We wouldn't be like, oh, now the
Speaker 1: story's now, the story is stupid. We'd still the story
Speaker 1: is so great. They decided to stick together. But anyway,
Speaker 1: they were together. In twenty nineteen, a picture came out
Speaker 1: and it broke the internet aws.
Speaker 3: It were yeah, except it went right over my head,
Speaker 3: except for not even I didn't understand the text, and
Speaker 3: I didn't respond to it.
Speaker 2: I just just like, okay, I don't even know.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, all of us have to have green text because
Speaker 1: of Kimberly. And then she doesn't even respond because I.
Speaker 3: Don't know what it was and why it's annoying. And
Speaker 3: I don't know why that's annoying. It just is okay, Okay,
Speaker 3: that's fine. So Forrest and Sheena are packing to visit
Speaker 3: her parents, and he's like, should I pack?
Speaker 2: Sex bear?
Speaker 3: What a this couple's obsession with the teddy bears? And
Speaker 3: why is one of them a sex bear? And why
Speaker 3: is it so small? It's a wee bear for a
Speaker 3: baby it's literally six inches. I don't want to know.
Speaker 3: After the yeah, do you need a tarp? Do you
Speaker 3: need a guitar? Do you need that bear?
Speaker 2: You und your baby sex bear?
Speaker 3: And then he says, should I bring my banana hammock?
Speaker 3: He loves that expression, and Molly yells from the other room,
Speaker 3: no banana hammock forrest.
Speaker 1: I hope he was able to buy buy some clothes.
Speaker 3: I do that he had least has underwear and like
Speaker 3: maybe one extra shirt. So he's hoping to make a
Speaker 3: good first impression. And then talk to her parents about
Speaker 3: the money, and Mollie says, well, I will be praying
Speaker 3: for the best outcome for them, and then, as we
Speaker 3: agreed upon, I will come the following day and I'm
Speaker 3: fine with it, and I definitely won't say I told
Speaker 3: you so when it becomes a disaster without me there.
Speaker 3: And so they leave, and then she says she and
Speaker 3: dev are doing a talking head but he has not
Speaker 3: spoken yet in this episode.
Speaker 2: I feel like he didn't have his teeth and yet
Speaker 2: something with the teeth. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: So she's like, I just still can't believe they're going
Speaker 3: without me, and I think the parents are going to
Speaker 3: try to trick Forrest, and Forrest will think everything's fine
Speaker 3: with them, and he'll tell me not to come and
Speaker 3: it'll be a disaster. And Dev is like, so her
Speaker 3: parents live two hours away out in nature. They are
Speaker 3: taking a bus and then a tricycle, which is I
Speaker 3: can't wait to see what that looks like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like it's like a TikTok where it's
Speaker 1: like a tricycle and then you're in the back and
Speaker 1: the person's pedaling something like I don't know.
Speaker 3: So they are on this bus and the but it
Speaker 3: is so crowded. Forrest is large and he is squashed.
Speaker 3: He goes, there's basically a little boy sitting on my
Speaker 3: lap that I don't know. And they pan over in
Speaker 3: this like blur face of this kid is sitting right
Speaker 3: next to him, and there they're they're all just like
Speaker 3: become one.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They're like, if you're gonna ride on it, you're
Speaker 1: gonna have Yeah, you're going to have a child on
Speaker 1: your lap.
Speaker 2: It's skin on skin. Is it's happening. It's sweaty, and.
Speaker 3: But he's like, you look so beautiful, Sheena, How why
Speaker 3: weren't you a model? And she's all sweaty and has
Speaker 3: a suitcase sitting in her lap ueah, there's no room
Speaker 3: for it. So Gina says that Molly and dev would
Speaker 3: never figure out this bus system on their own, so
Speaker 3: they're hiring a car for them. She's like, we would
Speaker 3: never see them again.
Speaker 2: Just been a good thing.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised she's not sending them there hoping they get
Speaker 3: lost forever or trafficked or something. So after the bus
Speaker 3: waiting for the strike, he says he's very nervous that
Speaker 3: the parents won't accept him, and she's like, just be
Speaker 3: honest with them. They're going to ask you some questions
Speaker 3: why you came here, you know about me, and they're
Speaker 3: going to ask you about your career, and he says,
Speaker 3: So this is where we get down to the nitty gritty.
Speaker 3: He says, because of my disability, I can't focus at
Speaker 3: work and I haven't been able to find a job
Speaker 3: with a boss who understands that he needs to keep
Speaker 3: being on me to focus and do my job, and
Speaker 3: it usually ends up costing them more money. So I
Speaker 3: haven't had a job in several years and have been
Speaker 3: on disability and that's why it's on Sheena to save
Speaker 3: for the future, which again is why it's so rich
Speaker 3: that they're always so mad at she ne for giving
Speaker 3: money to her parents when she's the only one who is.
Speaker 2: Actually bringing in money to money relationship.
Speaker 3: So she tells him, you know what, you need to
Speaker 3: be a man and find a job, and you need
Speaker 3: to tell my parents that that's what you're going to do.
Speaker 3: And I know that you can do it. I believe
Speaker 3: in you. She tells us, I have been very frustrated
Speaker 3: that I work so many hours.
Speaker 2: I work six days a week. I am in dog poop.
Speaker 3: And with animals all day long, and Forrest doesn't work,
Speaker 3: and I'm the only one putting into the relationship, and
Speaker 3: I pay the money to my parents. It's so much
Speaker 3: pressure on me and I can't handle it. And I'm
Speaker 3: going to have to tell my parents about Forrest's.
Speaker 2: Financial situation because they don't know, apparently, and she starts crying.
Speaker 3: She cries a lot. She does beare the moisture. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's already so sweaty there.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there, this is gonna be a disaster.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a disaster next week. It's going to
Speaker 1: be a disaster, Yeah, next week, And they show a
Speaker 1: little clip of her chocolate dr Ian. She looks exactly
Speaker 1: like her mother.
Speaker 3: But again I do not like the characterization of her
Speaker 3: as being some sort of scammer when she is the
Speaker 3: only one that's putting money into this joint account.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, and more is gonna come out.
Speaker 3: There's definitely shady stuff with her parents, and that the
Speaker 3: money keeps disappearing, like for sure, there's something shady, but
Speaker 3: also forrest, you haven't put.
Speaker 2: In any money in the account.
Speaker 1: I know. I mean, could you get like a coffee
Speaker 1: shop job, I mean, just like something something yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know, get paid under the table and then take
Speaker 1: that disability. No, don't do that, don't scam the government. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna finish up with Laura and beer Can. And
Speaker 1: they wake up in bed to other and say it
Speaker 1: was a nice night. And he says, I feel like
Speaker 1: I am on the clouds and also I am wasted.
Speaker 1: That's not say in Turkey like we say in Turkey.
Speaker 1: I am on the clouds, also wasted. He says it's
Speaker 1: because he's happy, but he's also so tired and the
Speaker 1: talking d She says, uh, she was emotional after the
Speaker 1: plastic surgery consultation, but beer Can made her feel beautiful
Speaker 1: and when we got home, he definitely showed me he's
Speaker 1: attracted to me multiple times. Oh my god, So again
Speaker 1: this is the sex episode. Yeah, So talking it together,
Speaker 1: she says this episode should be called should be called
Speaker 1: No Mile High Club in the Actually yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: if we.
Speaker 2: Had to stick with it, he nailed it.
Speaker 1: So the talking head together, she says, sexual chemistry between
Speaker 1: us is pretty great. And you know, but it takes
Speaker 1: some time to learn people preferences. Yeah, and she says
Speaker 1: he's in He's a bit vanilla and I'm a little spice.
Speaker 1: He's like Reese. He's Reese. He's Ree.
Speaker 3: You're only gonna have vanilla ice cream. They won't even
Speaker 3: try another flavor.
Speaker 1: No, no sprinkles, just vanilla. No, never try anything else.
Speaker 1: It's like Reese. And he says that's because I didn't
Speaker 1: have sex for the last four years. But uh, this
Speaker 1: old truck, it still works. Okay, we're sorry to see that.
Speaker 1: You know. Maybe he's kind of funny, yeah, and she says,
Speaker 1: and I got to say he's pretty blessed down there,
Speaker 1: and he's like oh and they laugh and laugh about
Speaker 1: his big penis. Now they go to an old market
Speaker 1: where we see the whirling dervishes. I had no idea
Speaker 1: that the term whirling dervish actually is like a thing.
Speaker 1: I had no clue. I just thought it was like
Speaker 1: saying a Tasmanian devil. I had no idea. But it's
Speaker 1: very cool, and I looked. I went and looked it
Speaker 1: up and did like a little research on it. But
Speaker 1: he says, it's the Sophie Islam meditating dance. One hand up,
Speaker 1: one hand is down, one hand. Let's see this. This
Speaker 1: one hand is receiving from God and one is giving
Speaker 1: to the earth. And they do these meditative dances where
Speaker 1: they spend in a circle and this is how they
Speaker 1: meditate and show praise to God Paris. It's a learning channel,
Speaker 1: guys channel DLC.
Speaker 2: Thank you about sharp. Apologies for yelling at you a
Speaker 2: few minutes ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I went and looked to up. I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: this is cool.
Speaker 2: And promoted even more learning, independent learning.
Speaker 1: I went and researched myself. It's really cool. And until
Speaker 1: like these certain times of year where you can see it,
Speaker 1: and so they must have been there at that time.
Speaker 1: So they're eating and she is saying, you know, I
Speaker 1: want to know everything about you, and he goes, okay,
Speaker 1: you know everything, but you can ask me anything. She goes, well, like,
Speaker 1: I only know bits and pieces about like where you're living,
Speaker 1: Like don't live here. And he says, well, I went
Speaker 1: to is Simple and I could not find a job,
Speaker 1: so I came back. I had no place to stay,
Speaker 1: and you know, with my debts and being jobless, so
Speaker 1: I am broke. And she goes, you have debts, so
Speaker 1: like how much? And he goes, I don't want to
Speaker 1: give you a heart attack, but it is. It's a lot.
Speaker 1: It's about fifty K. And she goes, oh, fifty K
Speaker 1: whatever is Turkish money? And he goes, which would be
Speaker 1: fifteen hundred dollars in American And he goes, oh, so
Speaker 1: I wish he could be in Turkish, but no, it's
Speaker 1: US dollars. She goes, fifty K and US dollars.
Speaker 2: We were off, we were low balling.
Speaker 1: We were low balled it. And he goes, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not a big deal, and she goes, pardon me, what
Speaker 1: in our talking heads? She goes, it is a lot
Speaker 1: of money. It's a lot of money. He was not forthright,
Speaker 1: and I had no idea how bad his financial situation is.
Speaker 1: It's a huge red flag. Red flag. I'm waving my
Speaker 1: red flag.
Speaker 3: And the fact that he was How's bliss also was
Speaker 3: not a red flag to you.
Speaker 1: Laura, she didn't know, She didn't know he went around
Speaker 1: maybe didn't know. Yeah, you're right, and she goes, I
Speaker 1: had no idea, and she goes, he has told me
Speaker 1: he wants to be a protective provider as a husband,
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking, how, And now I'm wondering what other
Speaker 1: secrets is he keeping?
Speaker 3: She really needs to sell one of her steamy romance novels.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, she needs to get that.
Speaker 2: That Twilight money, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So she says to him like, wow, like I'm
Speaker 1: not happy hearing this right now, and he goes, well,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to worry you. And she goes, but
Speaker 1: if we're to share our life, we're starting off with
Speaker 1: a sizeable debt, and he goes, we're not partners in
Speaker 1: the debt. The debt is only mine. And if I'm
Speaker 1: no longer in this country, who cares how much dead
Speaker 1: I have?
Speaker 2: And she goes, wait a minute, So I shouldn't say
Speaker 2: that on TV.
Speaker 1: And she goes, wait, and she goes, so you're just
Speaker 1: gonna run away from the country where the debt is like,
Speaker 1: you're gonna flee your debt.
Speaker 3: That's not how I he's Danielle of Danielle.
Speaker 1: But also, do you think they would approve him for
Speaker 1: a K ONEB said he's fifty thousand dollars in debt.
Speaker 1: No know how that works, but I think so yeah,
Speaker 1: and he goes, you don't have to worry. Listen, Listen.
Speaker 1: I always handle my own problems, and I'm just waiting
Speaker 1: for the right time to sort it out.
Speaker 3: And you're waiting for these so you could have sorted
Speaker 3: it out at any time, but you're just waiting for
Speaker 3: the right time, the right time sort it out.
Speaker 1: He goes, in this country, earning money is too hard.
Speaker 1: But when I get to America, I can afford my
Speaker 1: debt and I can provide. I'll be able to work
Speaker 1: two three jobs and take care of everything because I'm
Speaker 1: hustling and I'm trying so hard. She's like, huh, and
Speaker 1: she goes, God, I would be hustle there. She goes,
Speaker 1: so many people have said you will want to be
Speaker 1: with me for our green card and money, and hearing
Speaker 1: what you're saying makes me think maybe that's true. And
Speaker 1: then they get her over an item of the side,
Speaker 1: and she goes I don't want to bring him to
Speaker 1: the US, and then worry that he's going to start
Speaker 1: burning through my money right because he can't work for
Speaker 1: what six months? And because they're.
Speaker 2: Legally responsible for him for ten years, so financially responsible.
Speaker 1: But he's just so like me. What does it matter
Speaker 1: if I don't live here, I don't have any debt
Speaker 1: if if.
Speaker 2: I move, but it doesn't come with you.
Speaker 1: No, apparently, And I'm sure when you go to apply
Speaker 1: the embassies don't check on that or make sure you're
Speaker 1: not a criminal or in serious debt. Start talking to
Speaker 1: Eddie goes Na. She has a lot of doubts. And
Speaker 1: that's why I'm not even telling her the whole story,
Speaker 1: because when she finds out how I make money when
Speaker 1: I'm not working, I'm worried she's going to leave me.
Speaker 2: I died, I died. What does that mean? We have
Speaker 2: another sea coming? Is?
Speaker 1: I worry?
Speaker 2: He says he hasn't had sex in four years.
Speaker 1: When I find out, when she finds out how I
Speaker 1: make money when I'm not working, I worry she could
Speaker 1: leave me. What is it will You're not making enough
Speaker 1: to pay off your debt.
Speaker 3: No, you're obviously not good at it whatever you're doing.
Speaker 1: Is he selling drugs?
Speaker 3: Well, okay, so he did say I'm not I haven't
Speaker 3: had sex in four years.
Speaker 1: Okay, so he's not an escort.
Speaker 2: He could It could be like I don't know, like
Speaker 2: nude modeling.
Speaker 1: I doubt it is he modeling for in this line?
Speaker 3: No, so drugs, that could that's a good possibility.
Speaker 1: What else going it be? That would be so shocking
Speaker 1: If it's not he's a prostitute, he's selling drugs?
Speaker 3: What was He's selling some sort of illicit material of
Speaker 3: some sort.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's it going to be? What is
Speaker 2: it going to be?
Speaker 1: I don't know. We don't have next week's episode. Yes,
Speaker 1: so we don't know, but I'm dying to know, And
Speaker 1: probably we won't even fun out for weeks and weeks.
Speaker 3: I guess there's not a big market in Turkey for
Speaker 3: a kind of mediocre guy who reads Nietzsche by the Ocean.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess not. And then the two friends.
Speaker 1: Now I'm trying to like go back. Was there a
Speaker 1: clue there that we write, Yeah, okay, well we're gonna
Speaker 1: get next time on But Unfortunately it's Lisa's voice that
Speaker 1: goes next time on before the ninety days.
Speaker 2: They need to not have her doth of voiceover.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no respectfully, No, it's.
Speaker 2: Two Gypsy Rose. It's been Yeah, it needs to stuff.
Speaker 1: Sheena's dad. We meet the parents, and the dad says,
Speaker 1: you have funds, the funds to help her, like when
Speaker 1: if you were to marry, you have the funds to
Speaker 1: help her, and she helps us also, like you have
Speaker 1: the funds to pay for her and pay for us.
Speaker 1: And we see Forrest going like No, Stig is singing
Speaker 1: to a girl at the gig, which appears to just
Speaker 1: be in a club. It doesn't appear to be he's
Speaker 1: up on the stage with the women throwing the underwear
Speaker 1: at him.
Speaker 2: No, he seemed to be on the same level as Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like he's walking through a bar with his microphone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly where are you folks from tonight?
Speaker 1: That's exactly what it seemed like. Oh, you seem like
Speaker 1: you've got a nice ass. Yeah, And Viva says it
Speaker 1: was very awkward. She felt very awkward. And she's telling
Speaker 1: him like, I didn't like it. I didn't like when
Speaker 1: you're flirting with that girl. Yeah, beer Cant tells Laura
Speaker 1: she has to cut Michael out of her life, like
Speaker 1: it's him or it's me, And she says, this is
Speaker 1: a weird, controlling side of him. I haven't seen. What
Speaker 1: are you guys going to learn when you go there?
Speaker 1: They're always they always become controlling, always different. We've got
Speaker 1: two on this particular episode, Danielle, Danielle God sorry, Daniel
Speaker 1: Elisa and Daniel. Daniel is saying to Lisa they're going
Speaker 1: to meet the uncle for the blessing. So I guess
Speaker 1: it's a different uncle. And he says, in our family,
Speaker 1: we are Christian and we don't smoke. We haven't seen
Speaker 1: her smoke. Is that like something new? She was vaping
Speaker 1: in the corners.
Speaker 2: Got bigger problems than he's away.
Speaker 1: Than the smoking. And he says, and we tell the truth,
Speaker 1: no matter what, no matter how hard. So she's worried
Speaker 1: about having to reveal things I'm not ready to reveal.
Speaker 2: Now we say, she has so many things to tell.
Speaker 1: Him, many things. Now Rick and trishare going to this
Speaker 1: gorgeous island. I was like, where was this? An island
Speaker 1: at Madagascar is incredible And they're talking on the beach,
Speaker 1: and he says, am I enough for you? She goes,
Speaker 1: of course, what are you talking about? And he says,
Speaker 1: of course he's paranoia because the other guy's rich. And
Speaker 1: then he says he's gonna have to come clean and
Speaker 1: tell her what he did. Yeah, you are, and then
Speaker 1: are he leaves you on that island? No island.
Speaker 2: I'm praying she leaves him. And she deserves so much
Speaker 2: better than him.
Speaker 3: She has a good job, she's young, she's beautiful, she
Speaker 3: seems nice and fairly normal and smart like she deserves
Speaker 3: so much better than Rick.
Speaker 1: Get away from this guy. Get away from this guy.
Speaker 1: Take your don't say it, don't no, nope, take your
Speaker 1: take your talent and go Estler, take your ejaculation somewhere else. God,
Speaker 1: can I tell you something so disgusting that I forgot
Speaker 1: to tell Keisha on the sixty Days in episode we
Speaker 1: just did.
Speaker 2: By the way, no shame, We're not shaming anyone.
Speaker 1: It's a talent. Sure, yes, it is so gross that
Speaker 1: I but because we've been talking about it the whole episode,
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you here, Kisha won't listen, so
Speaker 1: I'm going to have to text her. Johnny from this
Speaker 1: season of sixty Days is very active on Reddit. Okay,
Speaker 1: he comments a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah Johnny the former gang member.
Speaker 1: Yes, who has such a great story. I wish we
Speaker 1: would learn more from him, Yeah, he said. On Reddit,
Speaker 1: somebody asked him like, what was the worst thing about
Speaker 1: the prison? And do you know what I'm going to say.
Speaker 2: Because you're smiling, No, I don't.
Speaker 1: Okay, he said it was the shower floor was filled
Speaker 1: with ejaculation from guys and that was the worst part
Speaker 1: was going in the shower and having to like shower
Speaker 1: and see it all over the floor.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, but.
Speaker 1: That's not the word he used, and just rinse it.
Speaker 1: I was just like, why is red it wrints it
Speaker 1: down the drain. I guess people just do their business
Speaker 1: and keep it going on.
Speaker 2: And then don't try to mean the drain gets clogged.
Speaker 1: Maybe the drain is clogged. Oh, we had so much
Speaker 1: other things to talk about that I didn't even tell
Speaker 1: Keisha that little tidbit, which I should have.
Speaker 2: Oh damn it, you already recorded with her.
Speaker 1: Already recorded with her. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wait, so then shoot, what so mad at myself?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: I'm so mad because I was gonna do something again,
Speaker 2: and then I blew it. But hang on, wait a second.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, there's there's a surprise coming.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm listening. Life is Martha and they have eight children.
Speaker 1: This guy is my age fifty six. Okay, let's let's
Speaker 1: talk about that for a second.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, this is Matt.
Speaker 1: Okay, just wash that hair. It's the hair. The hair
Speaker 1: really ages him.
Speaker 2: If he got like a nice cute haircut, I do think, Adam,
Speaker 2: talk to me, but I'm give you a little wing.
Speaker 2: See she didn't. She didn't believe me. She said she
Speaker 2: must have been high or something.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, guys, because Matt is like our revolting He's
Speaker 1: like our Rick of this of this show.
Speaker 3: No, because Rick is actually like we thought was cute
Speaker 3: at the beginning.
Speaker 1: Yeah we did. But I'm saying she thought Matt was
Speaker 1: cute at the beginning, and I was like, what is
Speaker 1: wrong with you?
Speaker 2: What is wrong? Matt is greasy, long hair, Yeah, weird.
Speaker 1: All of it.
Speaker 2: It's he's he makes me.
Speaker 1: He's fighting with his invisible demons all the time, all
Speaker 1: shadow boxing, shadow boxing, speaking to things that aren't there.
Speaker 1: Somebody talked to him in prison because he's crazy.
Speaker 2: He's crazy.
Speaker 3: Also, you don't watch Sister Wives, which I think is
Speaker 3: why you never put together what when you do your
Speaker 3: impression of Matt, it sounds exactly like Kobe from Sister Wives.
Speaker 3: So I think it's a Mormon Utah thing. Is just
Speaker 3: talk like this man, which is like a.
Speaker 2: Jean Claude van Dam like yeah, when you're preaching at
Speaker 2: the same time, or you're like Liam Neeson and taken,
Speaker 2: but you're still you're a preacher and like everything you
Speaker 2: say is really deep.
Speaker 1: Yes, everything he said was like let me tell you
Speaker 1: and and you always said he was like auditioning for
Speaker 1: like local theater because he's like in a play where
Speaker 1: he's the main character. Constantays, yeah, he was always when
Speaker 1: when the cameras would go on in the cell, like
Speaker 1: they had the cameras in the corner, and he's always
Speaker 1: like mining just the cameras, pretending he's like Shawshank in
Speaker 1: the rain, like like what are you doing, Nobody, You're
Speaker 1: doing this for the production to be like, wow, look
Speaker 1: at him. He should be an actor the worst. Okay,
Speaker 1: well that is now proof and I will tell Kisha
Speaker 1: that we have it. At the end of this episode. Again,
Speaker 1: she does listen, but I'll force her to listen to
Speaker 1: the end. So thank you. You could just screen record that
Speaker 1: and then someday That's.
Speaker 2: What I was going to do. And I was like,
Speaker 2: they probably record on Sundays. I have until Sunday. I
Speaker 2: had it cut. Do you see I had it cued up?
Speaker 1: You sure did? You sure did? That's hilarious. Well it happened.
Speaker 1: Kisha did say she would a week at in but
Speaker 1: I did not, so I can only.
Speaker 2: Your conscience is clean.
Speaker 1: Unlike the shower floor. Okay, oh gross.
Speaker 2: They need a tarp on the shower floor.
Speaker 1: I will like to say that it was very funny
Speaker 1: this week the Dateline posted on their Instagram a picture
Speaker 1: of like a figure skater. It was like, because they
Speaker 1: have you guys, we're mid January. We've not had any
Speaker 1: Dateline episode. It's upsetting, but they are going to that
Speaker 1: next week.
Speaker 2: Stupid NBC.
Speaker 1: Oh so I've been listening to Dateline podcasts to get well.
Speaker 3: Check out Talking Dateline because they aired our segment from
Speaker 3: the Nashville Live event. Yeah cool stage with the correspondence
Speaker 3: asking them questions.
Speaker 1: So love that.
Speaker 3: They also put it on their YouTube channel and I
Speaker 3: look horrible. So no, I do the lighting, there's like
Speaker 3: a huge shadow on my face. My hair looks like
Speaker 3: yellow like velveta. It's not it's not a good look.
Speaker 3: I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 2: I look sweaty. Don't go. Just go listen to the audience.
Speaker 1: Listen to the audio where you sound amazing. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I will because I've been filling my dateline need with that.
Speaker 1: So next week, not this week, but next week you'll
Speaker 1: be back with an all new date with dayline. But
Speaker 1: I mean you're having content this week, but just won't
Speaker 1: be that.
Speaker 2: Yes, correct.
Speaker 1: And you guys did a talking Traders thing you did Traders?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, we mentioned you where you're ready for you
Speaker 3: in not this week, whenever you're ready.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I watched it.
Speaker 1: That's another thing I'll watch on the plane on the
Speaker 1: way home. I downloaded and watched the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 1: Very disappointed in Michael Rappaport because generally I've kind of
Speaker 1: liked him when he talks about Bravo and stuff. But boys,
Speaker 1: he acting like a jerk.
Speaker 3: He's acting like a jerk, and apparently he's been real
Speaker 3: acting like a jerk in real life too, so he's
Speaker 3: become more and more controversial. Come on, come on, come on,
Speaker 3: stick to your housewives and write. Yeah, he's being he's
Speaker 3: playing the show all wrong too, totally. He's acting like
Speaker 3: he doesn't understand the rules, and.
Speaker 1: It keeps asking the same question. They're like, you've already
Speaker 1: asked that, so we know that you're faking. Yeah, he's just.
Speaker 3: Starting unnecessary drama, which is what you do on housewives,
Speaker 3: but not what you do here.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm I'm there. I was very excited about this
Speaker 1: first episode. So you got to wait till next week
Speaker 1: or this week, I guess, as it were. Everybody, make
Speaker 1: sure you're following Kimberly and Katie at Date Dateline over
Speaker 1: there on the social media's and please follow me too
Speaker 1: at Pink Shade Pod. Like I said, I put up
Speaker 1: a wonderful reel with Daniel and Lisa eating each other's face.
Speaker 3: I don't even want to look, but at least I'm
Speaker 3: not eating now.
Speaker 1: So yeah, people were like, why would you why would
Speaker 1: you do this to us? Question mark?
Speaker 2: Oh god, I just see the thumbnail of it.
Speaker 1: I wonder if I still have that drup.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, his tongue is just out of his mouth.
Speaker 1: It's it's he literally just like puts his tongue out
Speaker 1: and that's how he can It's gross.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he puts the tongue out first and then inserts
Speaker 3: it did either way.
Speaker 1: Here, Let's see if this is what I think it is.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me play this clip here.
Speaker 2: Can you believe in their love? Let's see if anyone
Speaker 2: in your grownments could do this to me?
Speaker 1: How could you do this to me? Question? Mark? That's Lunn.
Speaker 1: All right, everybody, that's it, and I'll be here on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Platful Recap on Pink Shaked Prime with Keisha Thursday.
Speaker 1: I've got a spanning to talk about pop Bravo. I'm
Speaker 1: back to discuss that I've taken a little Bravo break
Speaker 1: for a few weeks, but Brava took a break too.
Speaker 1: But we're back this week to chat with Ace Fanning.
Speaker 1: I've got Doug Beuten coming on. I got Manny Slicher
Speaker 1: coming on. Got all sorts of good guests coming up
Speaker 1: for that, So make sure you're listening on Thursdays. And
Speaker 1: I Kimberly, We'll be back with me on Friday to
Speaker 1: talk about ninety Day the other way. So there's something
Speaker 1: for everybody here.
Speaker 3: We're getting to wedding times of that season or whatever
Speaker 3: is going to happen.
Speaker 1: I'll almost be over. It's just got it's we've had
Speaker 1: so many episodes and we'll see you next week. Bye Kimberly, Bye,
Speaker 1: thank you.