Speaker 1: Welcome to the snart Tag.
Speaker 2: You're about to get your dad's glazed.
Speaker 1: By the great Chris Raycos, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sway.
Speaker 3: Sit back and prepare for some a shit.
Speaker 4: Sit back and prepare.
Speaker 3: For some glazing. Hey, everybody, welcome to the Snark Tank Podcast.
Speaker 3: It's us again. We are remote again. I know, we
Speaker 3: just got back to being in person holidays, be busy.
Speaker 3: Got some family emergencies in the up in the docket
Speaker 3: as well, so you know we're playing it. We're playing
Speaker 3: it remote today. Deal with it. I guess.
Speaker 1: Also one of our men has recently had a birthday. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want everybody to send Chris uh the upper left
Speaker 1: half of your butt cheek.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a red cock. It's a wrecked cocky.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to keep im not. I'm not.
Speaker 4: I'm not wrecks like fucking hard as you can. Like, Oh,
Speaker 4: Papa Sialis, I mean really, he really.
Speaker 3: Stepped all over you there, like what you were saying, Fuck, no.
Speaker 4: Fuck you. You want me to get righted by a
Speaker 4: kuma so you can came said that.
Speaker 3: I never said that.
Speaker 1: That's a good point.
Speaker 3: I never said that, Finding Cooper, I said that that
Speaker 3: is true.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know.
Speaker 3: Whatever. Flcome start tank podcast. I am thirty two now,
Speaker 3: I am old. But we got a lot to uh,
Speaker 3: we've got a lot to uh. We got let my
Speaker 3: knees click a lot, although my kniece have been clicking
Speaker 3: since I was like eighteen, So I don't I don't
Speaker 3: really whatever SA like seventeen cause I played back bus sports,
Speaker 3: Yeah I didn't, but like whatever.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, you're at.
Speaker 1: The age now where your prostate grows an inch every year?
Speaker 3: What is that? What is that real? No, that's horrified. No,
Speaker 3: get that clicked.
Speaker 4: That means fifty year old's prosably would be fucking visible
Speaker 4: out their assholes.
Speaker 3: I've never seen a fifty year old assholeoint No.
Speaker 4: You would, You would hear it slashing around? Is that
Speaker 4: prostate is so fucking gigantic?
Speaker 3: I don't know how. I don't know how big a
Speaker 3: prostate even is, you know, I don't know if it's
Speaker 3: like not that big.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know too much about it.
Speaker 3: If you asked me to draw a prostate, I would
Speaker 3: not be able to do it genuinely.
Speaker 1: If I shove a finger up my likes, I would
Speaker 1: feel my prostate is that if you would what if
Speaker 1: I can?
Speaker 4: I want to hear this if you would continue?
Speaker 1: No, Like if I like, would I be able to
Speaker 1: identify my own prostate? If I shove the finger up
Speaker 1: my ass?
Speaker 4: I don't make a finger?
Speaker 1: No, what do you mean? What would I have to
Speaker 1: what else?
Speaker 4: Probably your hand?
Speaker 1: I'll put my entire hand in my ass to find
Speaker 1: my prostate? Yeah, probably, I look.
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: I think. I think that's what is. I'm gonna get
Speaker 4: a hand up there.
Speaker 1: I don't like the doctors stick like a finger up
Speaker 1: your ass they check of prostate? Am I not? Is
Speaker 1: that wrong?
Speaker 4: Actually? I think they say that. So they get you
Speaker 4: in the fucking room, they put the hand up there.
Speaker 4: It's like, so this is a lie.
Speaker 3: They actually put the Now do they start with the
Speaker 3: fingers and then lead up to the hand or do
Speaker 3: they do? They do?
Speaker 4: They have like they go fist, They go fist and
Speaker 4: they open up.
Speaker 3: Right, I see, I see.
Speaker 1: I say, would you rather have the Hulk give you
Speaker 1: a prostrate exam or Paul Joseph Watson the.
Speaker 3: Hulk he's got smaller hands. I think?
Speaker 1: So what age?
Speaker 3: What age are you supposed to serve? You're getting prostate exams.
Speaker 1: I think it's mid forties now. I think they moved
Speaker 1: it down a little bit. They moved it down that
Speaker 1: it was thirty five. I thought it was thirty five.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, I thought because I thought it was around Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm totally say I'm too Uh. I know we're only
Speaker 1: a handful of years apart, but christ I thought it
Speaker 1: was like, oh, when you hit fifty or something, I'm
Speaker 1: fucking retarded.
Speaker 3: Let's see. Oh no, you might. No, you're probably right.
Speaker 3: Uh So recommended age is forty five to seventy. Okay,
Speaker 3: so not after so not after seventy. I guess after
Speaker 3: seventy doesn't matter. After seventy you're good if you made
Speaker 3: it that far.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess anything that's wrong with your prostate when
Speaker 3: you're seventy is going to is going to kill you
Speaker 3: slower than time will. So like, I guess they don't care.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm never gonna do that.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'll just be like I had a what
Speaker 4: do you call it, I'm never gonna get your prostaly checked?
Speaker 3: No, why the fun would I do that? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, why not?
Speaker 1: Why would I do that? I mean, what about just
Speaker 1: going under the gas, you know, like smoke a lot
Speaker 1: of weed and then.
Speaker 4: Have you promise me you'll never get it. Promise me
Speaker 4: you'll never get it done. Promise me right now I.
Speaker 3: Can assure you I'll never get it done.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm never gonna do that because I don't want
Speaker 3: to be gay, you.
Speaker 1: Know, Okay, yeah, but if you're not, if you're like say,
Speaker 1: if you don't feel it, like say you're you're you
Speaker 1: get put under, are you still gay?
Speaker 3: Oh? Like the like they like they numb your ass,
Speaker 3: like like with like a giant mosquito's mouth or something like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: they get those Jurassic mosquitoes. I should have said anesthesia.
Speaker 3: That would have been a lot better of an example.
Speaker 1: Same thing. You know, they can put anesthesia in a
Speaker 1: big mosquito.
Speaker 3: Yes, if we just never figured out how to make anesthesia.
Speaker 3: But like before before we figured out anesthesia, we figured
Speaker 3: out how to make mosquitoes real big yeah, and then
Speaker 3: siphon that weird like numbing thing in their saliva.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yea, that's a world that I would prefer to be in.
Speaker 1: I think I think I think it would have I
Speaker 1: would Yeah, it would be more interesting.
Speaker 3: It would be a lot more interesting. You know how
Speaker 3: they bite you, like how they have like like they
Speaker 3: they have like three prongs or having they they spread
Speaker 3: it out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fucking heinous. Dude.
Speaker 3: I saw that under like a microscope, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: these things are I'm so glad I've I've I've never
Speaker 3: felt any remorse for killing those things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you hate them with all my heart.
Speaker 3: You ever saw a ladybug once and I felt really
Speaker 3: bad about it because that was like an accident, But
Speaker 3: like I never once with a mosquito. Have I felt
Speaker 3: bad about it?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, I always it's pure anger and rage. Have you
Speaker 1: seen the doctors or the scientists that are giving them
Speaker 1: limptick mouths and so like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw the video of one trying to like
Speaker 3: straighten straight in.
Speaker 4: His mouth out. What it feels really fucked up. That
Speaker 4: feels really fucked up. But also, moito.
Speaker 3: If it was happening to like a person or like
Speaker 3: a dog or a pig or a cat or anything else,
Speaker 3: I probably would feel bad about it. But it's a mosquito,
Speaker 3: So I don't.
Speaker 1: See a humans trying to straighten his mouth out.
Speaker 4: Trying to straighten his dick. That's the most like that's
Speaker 4: the most like a fordazing thing, and just started straightening
Speaker 4: his dick out. Then it falls and he creaked it over,
Speaker 4: and he's like.
Speaker 1: That's a good one, like where you can't well, I
Speaker 1: guess that wouldn't work because you can still just scoop
Speaker 1: up com and and then I was gonna say, like
Speaker 1: to not produce anymore. So I'm like, oh, if you
Speaker 1: had a limp dick, the human race is gonna go extinct.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, that's that's not even remotely true. You
Speaker 1: could just scoop the cum, you know, you you got
Speaker 1: the cum in your hand, and then you just flinging
Speaker 1: at her and then she can still get pregnant.
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Huh, what did you say, Kingston? Why'd you say that?
Speaker 3: Okay, that's crazy, always a wild tangent, Kingston.
Speaker 1: That's the craziest stuff, dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kingston says. The darnest thing is that was Bill
Speaker 3: Cosby's last last show before he got canceled.
Speaker 1: Oh you crazy kid?
Speaker 3: That was That was a crazy show in retrospect that
Speaker 3: they just had Bill Cosby just kind of hanging around
Speaker 3: kids like that. Like I feel like that's like actually
Speaker 3: like a lesser talked about thing because Kings's kids said
Speaker 3: that darnest things was just I guess it's one of
Speaker 3: those shows that has not had like cultural like relevance.
Speaker 3: It's like the or like The Cosby Show or anything else.
Speaker 3: So it gets forgotten that he even did that. But
Speaker 3: I only just remembered that he did that. It's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: he just went on stage and asked kids questions and
Speaker 3: then made fun of them for being ignorant and stupid,
Speaker 3: and that was the whole premise.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what you do.
Speaker 1: Let's just God forbid something comes out that Cosby also
Speaker 1: diddled kids.
Speaker 3: Then that would that would have come out already, I
Speaker 3: would imagine, right.
Speaker 1: I hope. So you know, do you assume there's always
Speaker 1: some people willing. I've watched enough true crime where people
Speaker 1: will always withhold information, even like the like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is what they were searching for. Thank god they didn't
Speaker 1: ask me about this other horrific thing. And it's like, bro, just.
Speaker 4: Asking about my fucking parking tickets, but I have a
Speaker 4: fucking nineteen year old rotting in my basement. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: guess you never aren't asking the right questions, dumb asses.
Speaker 3: I don't know things, whatever things are, things are getting
Speaker 3: worse as they always are. We've got we've got this
Speaker 3: uh merger now between Warner Warner Brothers, Netflix and Netflix Highest, which,
Speaker 3: by the way, before before we start, before we get
Speaker 3: into this, fucking Warner already merged with Discovery not too
Speaker 3: long ago. So there, it's it's it's I remember when
Speaker 3: I was a lot younger than I am now and
Speaker 3: seeing like this chart, and maybe some of the people
Speaker 3: in the audience remember maybe some of maybe you guys
Speaker 3: do too, But it was a chart basically.
Speaker 4: Who owned what of who owned what right?
Speaker 3: That's crazy, and like how few companies there were really
Speaker 3: at the top of it that siphoned everything down? Yeah,
Speaker 3: and that was like in like what Kingston like twenty eleven. Maybe, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I can't even fucking imagine how weird that chart must
Speaker 3: look now, like somebody should make I'm sure it exists.
Speaker 3: I'm sure somebody's done it out there. But like I
Speaker 3: I know now, like as of today now with like
Speaker 3: Warner Brothers and the Story and Netflix, all the other
Speaker 3: acquisitions that's happened, all this consolidation, very cool, very great
Speaker 3: for everybody, you know, like.
Speaker 4: In theory capitalism. I love capital I love capitalism, I
Speaker 4: love taking eating.
Speaker 1: Right in theory, we always wanted everything to be central,
Speaker 1: like as far as media goes, when you're watching something,
Speaker 1: we like the idea of there was like Netflix and
Speaker 1: Hulu and mostly everything was on those two things. But
Speaker 1: what this means now since obviously everybody was making their
Speaker 1: own shit, and then it's like, we're gonna absorb all
Speaker 1: of this and then make the price infinity billion dollars
Speaker 1: for this one platform. And that's where that's being headed to,
Speaker 1: where every other year there will be another price hike.
Speaker 1: And it's the boiling the frog theory kind of thing.
Speaker 1: And it's like, I hate this. I've already canceled a
Speaker 1: few things because I was just like the principal, y'ah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so over it. Man. It's like, I just
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: What capitalism is the best version of society. Of course,
Speaker 4: capitalism is the best one. The thing about this one
Speaker 4: we've never seen We've never seen a socialist country work.
Speaker 4: And it's like, what about what about the best ones
Speaker 4: in the countries?
Speaker 3: Those are not over there.
Speaker 4: That's not true.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what the actual argument is that people
Speaker 3: say about that is that like, those aren't full socialist countries.
Speaker 3: They have they have so elements of capitalism, and it's.
Speaker 4: Like it's like, yeah, like every everything has so do
Speaker 4: we the opposite.
Speaker 1: We're talking about the Penis countries in Europe. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: like what they were doing over there, and like, well,
Speaker 1: that's different. That's democratic socialism. And it's like, I don't
Speaker 1: give a fun what it's called.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do that, right.
Speaker 4: That's when you start drawing signs on the ground and
Speaker 4: you start making it rain thunderbolts, rain thunderbolts over.
Speaker 3: The issue is it's like it's the issue is like,
Speaker 3: competition is good in theory, right and and in practice
Speaker 3: in a lot of places, but the issue is competent Now,
Speaker 3: competition is good. The issue is like, this is not competition.
Speaker 3: You can't have if the if if two football teams
Speaker 3: are playing against each other and then mid game they're like,
Speaker 3: actually you're on our team now like that, there's no game,
Speaker 3: there's no there's not the game's over.
Speaker 4: Then the problem with competition when it comes to the
Speaker 4: market is that competition will always lead to the destruction
Speaker 4: of something else, not just defeat, construction. It always does. Fortunately,
Speaker 4: so that's it results. It results in a winner. But
Speaker 4: that's why it's it's that's why it don't Well, it's
Speaker 4: different from winning because like if if if you if
Speaker 4: there's a winner, right, that means this person progresses, right,
Speaker 4: and in theory you'll be like, all right, cool, that
Speaker 4: means this next group of people they're gonna have to
Speaker 4: go and hit the board to be able to come
Speaker 4: back to potentially win. Right, But that doesn't happen in
Speaker 4: the market. What happens then they eat them literally lose
Speaker 4: an absorbent.
Speaker 3: Right. But it used to happen, though, is the thing.
Speaker 3: That's the thing.
Speaker 4: I think it you always just getting absorbed. We just
Speaker 4: didn't see it. We wouldn't have back in like that's
Speaker 4: why back in the New Deal era niggas they had
Speaker 4: to do this, they had to do the lateral acquisition
Speaker 4: thing because of the fact that even then it was
Speaker 4: just it would happen somebody.
Speaker 3: The point is that you had systems in place to
Speaker 3: treat that happen when it when it happens, to address
Speaker 3: that when it happens. We don't have that no more.
Speaker 3: That is God, it's just like it is crazy. How
Speaker 3: abouty one of the earliest things that I can remember
Speaker 3: is when Pepsi, when Pepsi bought Pizza Hut and like
Speaker 3: all those other like uh those other restaurants because they
Speaker 3: couldn't compete with because they were just like, well, they're
Speaker 3: not gonna they're not gonna pick Pepsi, so let's just
Speaker 3: buy them and make them make them pick Pepsi. And
Speaker 3: it's just like so it's just so crazy. I don't know,
Speaker 3: it's pretty gross.
Speaker 4: It's really bad, man, were and the problem is that
Speaker 4: it doesn't happen because there's laws and what happens to
Speaker 4: people just don't want to do it. When you offer
Speaker 4: somebody enough money, they'll fucking do it eventually. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So it's like it's not like I forgot what that.
Speaker 4: There was little I remember. I learned about this when
Speaker 4: all during all the because all that shit kind of
Speaker 4: got the foundation during the railroad tycoon shit. That's when
Speaker 4: like all those laws were actually like finally passed. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because there was genuinely six niggas that owned everything in
Speaker 4: the country, like actually, and they.
Speaker 3: Were just isn't it like a true Like I could
Speaker 3: be misremembering, but isn't it true that like those railroad
Speaker 3: people like like Vanderbilts.
Speaker 4: And Carnegie and all that stuff.
Speaker 3: Carnegie like they were for a while. I think that's
Speaker 3: not true anymore, uh as of the last couple of years,
Speaker 3: by the way, but I'm pretty sure like even into
Speaker 3: my like adulthood, they were still at that point richer
Speaker 3: than anybody currently was within like with factoring in like
Speaker 3: inflation or whatever. Like they were like seemingly rich for
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 4: I think they I think they were like crazy rich
Speaker 4: for the time. But I don't, I don't know, I don't.
Speaker 4: I think Elon Musk is probably be now somebody now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm saying like even in like twenty fifteen,
Speaker 3: I feel like that was like accurate, like that it
Speaker 3: was like Carnegie and like Vanderbilt and and they were.
Speaker 4: They were very rich whatever. Well, the funny is that
Speaker 4: like a lot of them actually really donated, Like they
Speaker 4: didn't just donate to their friends, They actually like really
Speaker 4: donated money. Like Carnegie, if I'm not mistaken, like was
Speaker 4: like really about donating money to people. He was like hey,
Speaker 4: because I don't think he was. I think he was
Speaker 4: the one that was born poor. One of them was
Speaker 4: born like not super well gay. He was probably gay too,
Speaker 4: don't does surprise me. But it was just like they
Speaker 4: actually donated money, and it was like a small.
Speaker 1: Black guy like Carnegie and like, uh, that's basically you know,
Speaker 1: he he knew what it was like to be small,
Speaker 1: black and gay.
Speaker 4: Yeah I'm locked out. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was like, you know what, I got all this money.
Speaker 1: Now I want to donate to all my small gay nigga.
Speaker 4: I'm small, I got all this money. I got to
Speaker 4: help my niggas out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gott I was like, you know what, you you
Speaker 1: still you're still in all the money, but also shout
Speaker 1: out you know, I appreciated It's christ Well.
Speaker 4: I think they also did that because that was the
Speaker 4: when the tax code was way different too. So like
Speaker 4: the tax code wuld be like, hey, once you may
Speaker 4: want a mon of money, you're getting charged ninety percent
Speaker 4: of your taxes, but even nineties a lot, but that's
Speaker 4: still like not a lot when you're rich man, that's
Speaker 4: it's still no, no, it's a lot, but like a
Speaker 4: lot when you're ended. It's a lot. When you make
Speaker 4: nine million dollars a year, after five million dollars, you're
Speaker 4: getting tax ninety percent. So I like that.
Speaker 1: That's that a lot of that's so relative because it's
Speaker 1: like it's not a lot. That's the whole point. It's
Speaker 1: like it's a lot if you're paying, if you're rich,
Speaker 1: it's not a lot. That's why they're ninety percent. That's
Speaker 1: why that's why we need scaling taxes. But we don't
Speaker 1: have that. It doesn't work the right way. I think
Speaker 1: everybody should pay the same rate, David.
Speaker 3: But guys, no, you don't understand because up panthers in it. Now,
Speaker 3: Stranger Things can be in the next space jam.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no space.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: They canceled. They cancel the next half of Stranger Things
Speaker 3: because it's like, wait a minute, guys, I know we finished.
Speaker 3: I know we finished the second half of the last
Speaker 3: I know it's done. But we've just got the Looney.
Speaker 1: Tunes and they're like, okay, I want to see bugs
Speaker 1: Buddy kiss Vecna.
Speaker 3: Cool?
Speaker 4: If bugs Bunny blue head off, wouldn't he Vecna got
Speaker 4: his head separated by bugs Bunny, wouldn't that be amazing?
Speaker 4: And everybody's like, no, yeah, I know that's what we're
Speaker 4: doing it.
Speaker 1: They replaced that redheaded chick with the yosemite Sam.
Speaker 4: Make Lucas kill him kisses.
Speaker 3: This but the Sadie's sick with said, that's fucking'd be powerful.
Speaker 1: That'd be powerful, you know cause I already said I'm
Speaker 1: not really that interested in its Stranger Things anymore. It's
Speaker 1: just too Yeah it's past this would that would bring
Speaker 1: me back in because it's so stupid. I would have
Speaker 1: to watch it, yeah.
Speaker 3: Even now, Like I like, I I finished like the
Speaker 3: first half of the last season because that's all that's
Speaker 3: available right now, and then they put the next half
Speaker 3: out in Christmas, I think, But I'm just like I'm
Speaker 3: watching and I'm like, I'm really just watching this for
Speaker 3: the sake of like, having seen so much of this.
Speaker 4: I just want to finish.
Speaker 3: I just want to end it and say that I
Speaker 3: finished the show because like, I don't know, man, like
Speaker 3: some of these some of the lines in that show.
Speaker 3: There's a line in that show that made me laugh
Speaker 3: out loud, and I don't think it was necessarily supposed to.
Speaker 3: And I wonder if Kingston agrees as somebody who's seen it.
Speaker 3: But like there's a scene where Dustin, he's this kid
Speaker 3: with like the weird teeth. Yeah, uh, he doesn't look
Speaker 3: that weird. Anymore. Actually it just looks normal now, but
Speaker 3: a baby yeah he looks yeah whatever, But like he
Speaker 3: was he was at like some graves, like being all sad.
Speaker 3: And there's a scene where like I guess, like these
Speaker 3: four bullies approach from every like the camera spins around.
Speaker 3: There's like one bully behind him, one bully like kind
Speaker 3: of there one bully there, and then the other bully kind
Speaker 3: of come in and it's rotates and they all like
Speaker 3: they all they're all saying something along the lines of like,
Speaker 3: so the first guy goes like, long way from home,
Speaker 3: aren't at dustin or whatever or like, and the other
Speaker 3: one says something to that effect, and it's like shouldn't
Speaker 3: be out here by yourself, and then the last guy
Speaker 3: goes haya, and dude, I was like, I was cracking.
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't think like it didn't come
Speaker 3: across like a joke. It just kind of felt like
Speaker 3: they just ran out of things.
Speaker 1: Was that it sounds like an inside joke, like somebody
Speaker 1: wrote that and they laughed at and like, oh, let's
Speaker 1: put it in the show.
Speaker 4: But to me, it sounds like somebody was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: this would be funny for him to say, right, I
Speaker 4: don't think.
Speaker 3: It doesn't read like a joke, though, like like I
Speaker 3: don't know, there's certain there's certain things like that.
Speaker 1: It sounds like it to be funny to a writer,
Speaker 1: like if you were actually like, what we do, We're
Speaker 1: we're shopping some stuff. Oh, that's funny, but then it
Speaker 1: actually ended up in the show, which is funny to them.
Speaker 4: And then on the outside you're like, fuck.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you that the delivery is crazy because it's
Speaker 3: almost like seductive. What's up?
Speaker 5: So it's funny, this is completely that actually says that, huh.
Speaker 4: Just powers on bugs bunny bugs bunny. He's like, wow,
Speaker 4: this is crazy, and he puts then he makes his
Speaker 4: dig stretch all the way to his face and violently
Speaker 4: busts his he off. I normally do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a whole there's a whole episode based.
Speaker 4: On You don't watch. You don't watch fucking gloney Tunes.
Speaker 4: You don't watch you don't even watch every single minute
Speaker 4: of Loony Tune. In a while, man, it's been a
Speaker 4: wile since I've watched everything watch sit.
Speaker 5: Down, since I've watched every single minute of tunes.
Speaker 3: Is that is so much content It's staggering. There's so
Speaker 3: much Looney tunes?
Speaker 4: How much Looney Tunes content is there?
Speaker 3: More? More than you assume? I assure you.
Speaker 1: Let's get one of those commentary guys that make twenty
Speaker 1: hour videos to fucking make make a comprehensive I don't
Speaker 1: know a video. Ask how Manynes.
Speaker 3: How many Quentin reviews are there of Looney tunes? How
Speaker 3: many forty two hour blocks?
Speaker 4: How many minutes of the content is there?
Speaker 3: More?
Speaker 1: There's somehow there's more.
Speaker 4: Give me a range, five finutes, give me a ranges.
Speaker 3: What do you mean of like hours even?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I would guess easily at this point. Maybe maybe like
Speaker 3: thirty eight hours seventy.
Speaker 4: Two that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Also, I know you're looking at like an AI summation,
Speaker 3: So it's fine, of course, yeah, whatever, what does to say?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 4: He did get exactly? Oh so he didn't have single
Speaker 4: I don't have him ready yet of all looming tunes.
Speaker 4: But there's over one thousand classical shorts, some in the
Speaker 4: eight minutes. Okay, so is there an approximation? So there's
Speaker 4: so the guest estimation is there's at least over two
Speaker 4: thousand hours.
Speaker 3: That is fucking outrage.
Speaker 4: That's two thousand hours.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Two's crazy, all right.
Speaker 3: I guess counting. I guess counting, like all the spin
Speaker 3: off shows.
Speaker 4: And all the movies and ship movies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it makes sense.
Speaker 1: I'll get it done in a few years, all right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm watching it. I watched it all at the
Speaker 4: same time at speeds, at like one hundred times speed. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and I'm watching a room full of screens and just
Speaker 4: watching that ship.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna just make a bunch of windows on
Speaker 1: my monitors, you know, and then fucking speed him up,
Speaker 1: and then I'll make a four thousand hour video essay
Speaker 1: on how important Bugs Bunny is to be, uh, the
Speaker 1: existence of man?
Speaker 4: Did you know they're sound much four thousand hours? I don't,
Speaker 4: do you understand?
Speaker 1: I understand how bugs Bunny is and how he needs
Speaker 1: four thousand hours worth of content to explain how without him,
Speaker 1: humans would not exist?
Speaker 4: Okay, interesting continue to exist or like have existed?
Speaker 1: You know, it's into my words, they would not exist.
Speaker 4: The creation, the creation that came after humans.
Speaker 3: Yes, so far, and time is not linear. Time is
Speaker 3: a single point. We all know that, and so the
Speaker 3: future can influence the past.
Speaker 1: Have you not seen Terminator right, fucking great movie. Fucking more.
Speaker 1: The first one's kind of okay.
Speaker 4: I do want to she was good.
Speaker 1: I really like to. It was really fun.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 3: I do want to bring this up only because I
Speaker 3: had to see it and it made me really sad
Speaker 3: the I saw it on my birthday. It is a
Speaker 3: terrible thing to wake up to. But there was a
Speaker 3: So there's a clip I don't know if you've seen
Speaker 3: it of Jimmy Fallon and I think Sidney Sweeney. If
Speaker 3: it's not Sidney Sweeney, it's uh that archetype of person. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And they were like, I guess the whole premise of
Speaker 3: the game was Sidney Sweeney was sitting there and there
Speaker 3: was some elaborate scene behind him, behind her, and then
Speaker 3: Fallon was trying to charade, try to get her to
Speaker 3: guess what it is. Oh, do you know what I'm
Speaker 3: talking about? I get the concept, do you know what
Speaker 3: I haven't seen the clips. So the clip is a
Speaker 3: bunch of people in the l Booboo costumes doing fucking six
Speaker 3: seven outside of like some fucking place.
Speaker 4: And.
Speaker 3: I don't know if there's a way to fully articulate
Speaker 3: how infuriating it was to see this because I just
Speaker 3: don't know who's watching late night television at this point. Yeah,
Speaker 3: who is who are these people? Who are these people?
Speaker 3: Do you know anybody?
Speaker 1: No, not a single soul, Not a single soul. My
Speaker 1: friend used to watch Conan when he had a show
Speaker 1: in and that was the last of it.
Speaker 4: The last person I know that even remotely watch that
Speaker 4: recently died. So like, yeah, like it's genuinely like no, like,
Speaker 4: no one.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. I don't know, man, it was. Uh, I
Speaker 3: just don't know what we're doing anymore. I feel like.
Speaker 4: I feel like media again.
Speaker 3: It's like a fucking i don't know, like.
Speaker 4: A more modern troll dolls.
Speaker 3: Literally modern baby type things.
Speaker 1: I guess okay, yeah, yeah, okay, gotcha, gotcha?
Speaker 4: Gotcha?
Speaker 1: Yeah I remember, I remember, yeah, okay. So it's like
Speaker 1: all the things that the kids are into la boo
Speaker 1: boo and six seven.
Speaker 4: Not even kids, fucking adults. So does kids can't buy
Speaker 4: that shit? It's great?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean that the adults buy for the kids
Speaker 1: now and then collect them like Pokemon or some ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah somewhat, but I'm pretty sure it's like, oh, these
Speaker 4: things are things I've come from loule boxes, so it's
Speaker 4: pretty much gotcha.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like it's totally yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's like like I play like I played
Speaker 4: Pokemon right, and I Pokemon has this thing right where
Speaker 4: they try to say it's four kids, but with the
Speaker 4: way they release cards and the price of the cards,
Speaker 4: they know that kids are not buying that it's not
Speaker 4: four kids. They're doing it to say it's for kids
Speaker 4: so it looks more innocent, but they're doing it for
Speaker 4: the scout. They know this, so go out there and
Speaker 4: pay a ton of money to buy the cards, and
Speaker 4: they're going to try to resell it. So they're saying
Speaker 4: it's for kids, but it's it's it's literally to have
Speaker 4: it be bought by Also the support they get for
Speaker 4: the Pokemon that clearly came out in my generation like
Speaker 4: Gen one and Gen two. This is for just for
Speaker 4: adults absolutely to buy, so they purchase it. It's not
Speaker 4: for kids. Yeah, I like to say it is it's
Speaker 4: a lie.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, that it makes perfect sense. Yeah, because yeah,
Speaker 1: literally they can show face better, that's it. They couldn't. Well,
Speaker 1: it's it's actually I think they're just double dipping because
Speaker 1: if you have a mature like MTG type of thing. Well,
Speaker 1: it's just old, sweaty people and almost like no, because
Speaker 1: it doesn't appeal to very young children, right, So it's
Speaker 1: it's brilliant really because it's like the kids want it,
Speaker 1: the adults want it. I fucking hate it, but also
Speaker 1: I totally understand it.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, MTV did is doing collapse now right, They're like,
Speaker 4: my magic Gathering. The main form of the game is dead,
Speaker 4: and now people played the vision of Amanda would just
Speaker 4: like they do all the collapse from different like reality
Speaker 4: stuff like that. And that's just for money.
Speaker 1: Everyone's fucking doing that now, man, Even though.
Speaker 4: It's just for money, there's no point of like not
Speaker 4: doing even Ray didn't. Ray just recently put in They.
Speaker 1: They put in everything, They've put in everything can think of.
Speaker 1: They did Zena, they just put an Alien and Predator,
Speaker 1: they did the Ninja, Turtles, fucking whatever you can think of.
Speaker 1: It's probably why not, like why not do Alison fucking Wonderland,
Speaker 1: which is crazy.
Speaker 4: They recently didn't. They did an Avatar the Last Airbender
Speaker 4: set of Magic recently, Oh interesting, they did a Nina
Speaker 4: Toto is coming out soon. I'm gonna get that. Don't
Speaker 4: say that ship they did that. I'm sure they're gonna do.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised. The only reason they haven't done Star Wars
Speaker 4: yet and Magic the Gather because Star Wars is a
Speaker 4: card game that is successful also, or they would have
Speaker 4: done Star Wars right And by now you think they're maybe.
Speaker 1: They're just like too high price, because I feel why
Speaker 1: wouldn't they want to still share their IP just because.
Speaker 4: They already have They already have an IP of it working,
Speaker 4: you know, but like why not like get more money
Speaker 4: from other people that wander That kind of fucks with
Speaker 4: the piece of identity. Identity Okay, Okay, I mean I like,
Speaker 4: I like, I would still do it if if I'm
Speaker 4: if I'm a soulless money grubbing piece of shit, I'm
Speaker 4: selling everything.
Speaker 1: I guess That's why I'm surprised that, like, like, wouldn't
Speaker 1: you be dist like like, at a certain point, I
Speaker 1: feel like Raid will find a way to put in
Speaker 1: Star Wars because they just they make so much money.
Speaker 1: It infuriates me. It's just rich people of you know,
Speaker 1: I would love to really enjoy this game, but rich people,
Speaker 1: you know, destroy everything.
Speaker 3: So there you go.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's cooked. Yeah, it's absolutely.
Speaker 1: So awesome.
Speaker 3: It's good stuff. The only thing, the only other thing
Speaker 3: that I saw in my feed over the weekend or
Speaker 3: over the the last couple of days, I guess, was, uh,
Speaker 3: this Quentin Tarantino Paul Dano stuff. I saw a bunch
Speaker 3: of like weird posts on my on my feed being
Speaker 3: like like Paul Dano appreciation posts, and I was like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck is going on? What is happening? Because
Speaker 3: I only know Paul Dano from There will be Blood
Speaker 3: and I guess the Riddler from The Riddler from the Batman. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I don't have much. I don't know really anything
Speaker 3: about the guy. And then I found I looked into
Speaker 3: it and it was just like, oh, I guess. Quentin
Speaker 3: Tarantino was on some podcast and he was talking about
Speaker 3: uh they were they were like top ten films or something.
Speaker 3: It was like something along those lines, and There will
Speaker 3: be Blood came up and he was like, yeah, it's
Speaker 3: like my number five. It would be one or two
Speaker 3: if if it weren't for a fatal flaw, and that
Speaker 3: fatal flaw is Paul Dano And he was just talking
Speaker 3: about and then there was a bunch of other things
Speaker 3: like so the person asked him, like, oh, so you
Speaker 3: don't care for Paul Danna was like, yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: care for Paul na. I don't care for Owen Wilson.
Speaker 3: I don't care for Matthew Lillard. It's just like he
Speaker 3: just randomly naming these these these specific actors where it's
Speaker 3: just like, yeah, I don't like these guys.
Speaker 4: Famously like not a bothersome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I don't know. I do think Quentin Tarantino
Speaker 3: is just autistic, sure, and so like he's just like
Speaker 3: if people ask him a question, he's just gonna be
Speaker 3: like honest about it and he's not necessarily gonna care.
Speaker 3: But like it is, it is mega weird because he
Speaker 3: went really hard on Paul dannem Like it's one thing
Speaker 3: to not care for Matthew Lillard to Owen Wilson. I
Speaker 3: don't care for Owen Wilson at all.
Speaker 1: But like he was fantastic and Shanghai nude motherfucker he was.
Speaker 3: You watch it his nose, man, I hate his nose.
Speaker 1: It's pretty and I honestly that's what I thought. Shangaan
Speaker 1: Knights was pretty good too, but I like the Shangha
Speaker 1: Knew better.
Speaker 4: He was great in a freaking Dargy Unlimited too.
Speaker 1: He had some good roles. But I think I think
Speaker 1: I I would. I have to guess it probably is
Speaker 1: because of his fucking nose. It probably bothers the shit
Speaker 1: out of him, and he passed his acting because he's
Speaker 1: just staring at his nose.
Speaker 4: I think what happens is I think what happened, Well,
Speaker 4: he's him being like violently autistic. Yeah, probably like probably
Speaker 4: quite literally that. Yeah, he was like, you don't fit
Speaker 4: into my you don't fit into my imagine. You can't
Speaker 4: see the end the right way. I can't have you.
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't picture you saying dead inward storage. It doesn't work.
Speaker 3: I think that's crazy about he called him. He called
Speaker 3: him like the worst actor in SAG, which is kind
Speaker 3: of crazy.
Speaker 1: That's a stupid thing to say.
Speaker 3: That is a crazy thing to say because he's in
Speaker 3: SAG and he knows he's not a good actor.
Speaker 1: There's so you're unknown people and I was almost in SAG.
Speaker 1: I was gonna join SAG, like you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Like the stupid it is.
Speaker 3: It is a crazy thing to say, and it's.
Speaker 4: Just like I think it is I think it's so weird.
Speaker 4: Probably he probably brought up the fact that he fucking
Speaker 4: probably said the N word in a really unfucking becoming way,
Speaker 4: And knowing Tarantino, he's probably like, I'm gonna hold on
Speaker 4: to this. I'm gonna be mad about this for years,
Speaker 4: and when I get a chance, I'm gonna get him,
Speaker 4: and I'm gonna talk about a black, stupid that guy
Speaker 4: that is so he saw its magical, it is.
Speaker 1: So there's a clip. There's a lot of things, the
Speaker 1: horrible things and weird things about him that are floating
Speaker 1: around because of this now that I know because Chris
Speaker 1: mentioned this, and like, oh that this makes sense why
Speaker 1: I'm seeing Quentin Tarantino hate. And one of the worst
Speaker 1: clips was, uh they were talking it was it was
Speaker 1: the oh, man, who's the I don't, I don't know
Speaker 1: Howard Stern there you go.
Speaker 4: I save myself.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I was gonna like try to describe him,
Speaker 1: be like who's this guy?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: But anyway, yeah, so they're talking about I don't think
Speaker 1: he's interviewing him, but I think they're talking about an
Speaker 1: interview that was being done and they were talking about
Speaker 1: Roman Plansky and and uh, basically, what do you think
Speaker 1: about him winning that oscar? And he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is great and stuff. And the person asking him like,
Speaker 1: so you think it's great that a rapist win an oscar?
Speaker 1: And he's like, well, yeah, it's not. It's not rape.
Speaker 1: It was sagutory rape. He had sex with the kid
Speaker 1: and he's like yeah, and the kid didn't want to
Speaker 1: have sex with him, Like, no, the kid did. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is this is so autistic, has no
Speaker 1: idea how horrific it sounds. It was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like I have I never heard that clip until actually,
Speaker 1: probably an hour ago. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is crazy. It actually makes me feel a little weird.
Speaker 3: That is fucking crazy. Yeah, that's you're hearing.
Speaker 4: You're like, b please be quiet.
Speaker 1: It's like, dude, shut the I know there's difference between
Speaker 1: rapes stats where rape. Shut the fuck up?
Speaker 4: What? And then it's like you the differences are not
Speaker 4: important enough for you to defil.
Speaker 1: It's like, like I was saying before, if you're in
Speaker 1: a scientific setting debating on the actual legality and and
Speaker 1: and actual definitions of words, okay, that's not what this is. Like,
Speaker 1: we are in a social conversation where it's very clear
Speaker 1: to just shoot down anything that has rape in it, like,
Speaker 1: let let's go. It's a very simple ask.
Speaker 4: Hey, I refuse.
Speaker 1: Refuse has failed.
Speaker 4: I have to talk about this. You won't silence me.
Speaker 3: He failed a quick time event, real hard, real hard.
Speaker 1: He fucking snapped the controller instead of fucking pressing X.
Speaker 3: It is very weird. Is this a weird Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: a very weird thing to just go off and say
Speaker 3: because he's not Paul Dana was not the worst actor
Speaker 3: in side. I will say I have I've seen There
Speaker 3: will Be Blood, and I don't think that movie is
Speaker 3: very good at all, really really yeah, I think it's
Speaker 3: I think it's one of those things that's like, I
Speaker 3: think it has the air of a movie that's good,
Speaker 3: but like it kind of I don't know that. That's
Speaker 3: one of the more controversial takes that I have about movies,
Speaker 3: Like I just don't think that movie is very good.
Speaker 3: I think there's another movie that's like a lot that's
Speaker 3: somewhat similar that people get mixed up with it all
Speaker 3: the time. Oh my god, what the fuck is it?
Speaker 3: It came out around the same time There Will Be
Speaker 3: Blood and uh, No Country for Old Men. No Country
Speaker 3: for Old Men's fucking way better, like almost almost almost.
Speaker 1: Obscenely my Country universe. It is much better that that
Speaker 1: movie had much more of an impact on me than
Speaker 1: There Will Be Blood. And I saw There Will Be
Speaker 1: Blood lot later when I was more mature to even
Speaker 1: like me too. And uh, I will say, Daniel day
Speaker 1: Luiz is one of my favorite actors of all time.
Speaker 1: I liked There Will Be Blood because Daniel day Luiz
Speaker 1: was in it. If somebody else was in it, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't care about that movie at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exactly. That's kind of how I feel about it.
Speaker 3: And even and even the parts that he's in, I
Speaker 3: look at it and I'm like, I don't like, I
Speaker 3: think you're doing a good job, but I think just
Speaker 3: I just think this sucks, like this like the seed
Speaker 3: of him like going down, like oh, I'm the third Revelation.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what, Like this feels like it's trying to
Speaker 3: be It feels like it's putting on like a front
Speaker 3: or something. I don't know, I don't I don't care
Speaker 3: for that movie at Allso when I first saw this,
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, weird. I don't know how to
Speaker 3: feel about this, because like, I think it's a weird
Speaker 3: thing to say about an actor who's done nothing to you.
Speaker 3: But also like I look at that movie and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I kinda I think the whole thing's kind of lay,
Speaker 3: so like it's weird to focus on him.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think I think those are both good movies. I
Speaker 4: think obviously, no, Gondro Menez is just the main character.
Speaker 4: Is a better case study. Like that's probably like, yes,
Speaker 4: genuinely in films, probably like top four characters in films.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well up the amazing And I don't want to
Speaker 1: go crazy, but I'll absolutely put him in the top.
Speaker 4: For me, I can think of like genuinely as characters.
Speaker 4: That is one of the most crazy well of villain.
Speaker 4: This character, he's like up on top of He's like
Speaker 4: really up.
Speaker 3: Well, I was gonna say that, like from what I remember,
Speaker 3: and it's been a long time since I've seen it,
Speaker 3: to be fair, so I don't Maybe this is not accurate,
Speaker 3: but I remember one of the biggest things about There
Speaker 3: Will Be Blood that I just didn't care about was
Speaker 3: that like, bro like these there's no I feel like
Speaker 3: the movie has no arcs at all. Like, I feel
Speaker 3: like every character is the exact same the entire time,
Speaker 3: Like there's nothing. I feel like I don't remember even
Speaker 3: what the fucking story was at all for There will
Speaker 3: be Blood.
Speaker 1: It's a very I gotta watch it again, I guess
Speaker 1: purposefully mundane. Uh, it's it's it's.
Speaker 3: It's like, it's like if Napoleon Dynamite was trying to
Speaker 3: be a fucking Oscar movie and it wasn't.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: No, that is crazy. No, that is crazy because Napoleon
Speaker 3: has an arc.
Speaker 4: It is, it's one of it. It look, I will,
Speaker 4: I will.
Speaker 1: It's one of those times where Chris, You're not a
Speaker 1: huge movie buff that I couldn't agree more though, in
Speaker 1: this scenario where I kind of feel weird that I'm like,
Speaker 1: I didn't enjoy that as much as I felt like
Speaker 1: I should have, And I'm like, I don't know, and yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree. I think I need to watch it again
Speaker 1: to maybe because I it just the way that people
Speaker 1: talk about it, I don't feel the same way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I don't know this was the whole thing
Speaker 3: that was happening. Tarantino is a fucking weirdo. He's been
Speaker 3: a fucking freak for the longest time. Yeah, he's clearly
Speaker 3: not socialized correctly. He's always like doing some weird He's
Speaker 3: always putting on some kind of face. I love that
Speaker 3: Bet interview where he's just clearly like he's clearly masking.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. It's the funniest shit ever.
Speaker 4: It's why it's so funny. I was like, why is
Speaker 4: he doing just I was like, just talk.
Speaker 3: The Yeah, just just speak like an old person. It's fine.
Speaker 3: But the issue the issue that I find and I
Speaker 3: see this happening sometimes in the reverse as well, Like
Speaker 3: I've seen a lot of videos now where it's just
Speaker 3: like because he was going off on the herd, on
Speaker 3: the paint, on Paul Dana for no good reason, people
Speaker 3: were like they were like, man, Quentin Tarantino sucks as
Speaker 3: a person, true, but then they were like, you know what,
Speaker 3: and his movies weren't really that good anyway, And it's like, well,
Speaker 3: I pause, I don't know why. I don't know why.
Speaker 3: I don't know why we have the need to do
Speaker 3: this where it's just like because we do this in
Speaker 3: the reverse too, like we sometimes there's people who like, wow,
Speaker 3: they're a really likable person and they've got like good politics,
Speaker 3: and then their art is elevated when it kind of sucks. Yes,
Speaker 3: Like it's just like we don't we don't need to
Speaker 3: do that. Like shitty people make great shit sometimes, great
Speaker 3: people make garbage often. That's fine. It's fine to just
Speaker 3: admit that certain things are just Like, you're not gonna
Speaker 3: sit there and tell me that Glorious Past is a
Speaker 3: bad movie, Like you're fucking out of your mind. I mean,
Speaker 3: it's insane.
Speaker 1: He has fantastic he has a lot of fucking great movies.
Speaker 1: Man Fiction is one of my favorite movies of all time.
Speaker 1: Also terrible.
Speaker 3: I will say I don't like Once upon a Time
Speaker 3: in Hollywood. I don't care for that.
Speaker 4: Amazing I forgot the amazing film. Amazing film.
Speaker 3: You do you actually like that movie?
Speaker 4: I actually do like the movie.
Speaker 3: I maybe I gotta watch it again. I just did
Speaker 3: not care for it.
Speaker 4: I think that movie, that movie's overallame plot is kind
Speaker 4: of like because you know, that era of Hollywood, I
Speaker 4: don't give a fuck about because I'm way too young
Speaker 4: to care about it and I'm not a movie buff
Speaker 4: in that direction. I think it has really good scenes though,
Speaker 4: that that's some really, really, really really great scenes.
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 4: I just I'm like, this scene is this is this
Speaker 4: is a this is insane. It's got good scene. That's
Speaker 4: what he does though. I think that's what that's his
Speaker 4: talent is. I think he's better at creating a scene
Speaker 4: than anyone.
Speaker 1: How many hand words are in the movie?
Speaker 3: Six?
Speaker 4: No, I think none.
Speaker 3: Actually that I'm not That can't be true.
Speaker 4: I'm not watching none.
Speaker 1: You couldn't strap me down and give me to watch
Speaker 1: a movie.
Speaker 4: Just pulls up the script speed reads through it. Horrible one.
Speaker 4: Bruce Lee almost said he got kicking phrase.
Speaker 1: Headed see if you if if Bruce Lee said.
Speaker 4: That started what they started seeing his daughter and I'm
Speaker 4: freaking what you call his daughter? And uh Terenceino after that? Yes, yes, absolutely,
Speaker 4: because they portrayed him like a jackets. Bruce Lee was
Speaker 4: famously not a dickhead.
Speaker 3: Bruce.
Speaker 1: I absolutely remember that, and maybe that's why subconsciously I
Speaker 1: didn't watch it because I remember being upset about that,
Speaker 1: because I'm like, the is wrong with you?
Speaker 4: It's funny, It's really funny because of the fact that
Speaker 4: literally he just was never an asshole. That's what makes
Speaker 4: it really funny. Is this, like why did you It's
Speaker 4: clearly like white Man thinking his action stars are better
Speaker 4: than obviously action stars somewhere on the part of the world.
Speaker 4: I get it, but it's like, why, like why hit
Speaker 4: I guess he was it at the time. Yeah, he
Speaker 4: was the star at the time, remember correctly, So who
Speaker 4: whooped his ass?
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt's yeah, yeah, okay, I remember hearing something. I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, okay, cool.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: But the but the problem, the problem is not even
Speaker 4: like you guys ass whooped. It's the problem that he
Speaker 4: was like an asshole.
Speaker 1: I think it's it's it's all a problem.
Speaker 4: But have you seen the movie? No?
Speaker 1: No, I said, I didn't see it.
Speaker 4: And so the context, the context is that Bruce Lee
Speaker 4: is like walking around talking arrogantly, like boistering, which he does.
Speaker 4: He is a boisterous person when it comes to him
Speaker 4: calling back and form with combat people. But it's him
Speaker 4: be like, if I hit you, you'll die, and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: anyone does that, You'll go to jail. And it's like yeah,
Speaker 4: but this, and he's he's just being a jerk for
Speaker 4: no reason, and it's like he was literally not that guy.
Speaker 4: He would do that in matches where people would disrespect
Speaker 4: his martial arts. He would like kind of be a
Speaker 4: bit of a show boat because he was better than
Speaker 4: most of he was fighting. But it wasn't like just
Speaker 4: randomly an acting field around people. He would just be
Speaker 4: fucking being an aggressor to people.
Speaker 1: I imagine Tarantina watched him in like one film and
Speaker 1: he's like, that's him, and then he just built around
Speaker 1: instead of building around like Bruce Lee, the actual person
Speaker 1: that he brought. You know what I'm saying, Like, like,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't put it past him to this is how
Speaker 1: I see Bruce Lee because I saw him famously in
Speaker 1: this one role.
Speaker 4: He'd beat Chuck Norris when I was younger, and I
Speaker 4: had every Chuck Norris toy. So I'm mad about that.
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna make my character who I made, who
Speaker 4: has all the powers he needs to beat Broce Lee.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, perfect.
Speaker 3: No inwards, Chris, No, not a single one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Todo.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of feet though there is feet in
Speaker 3: I mean I do remember that. I do remember that it's.
Speaker 4: The whole retire Manson group or that's what they're called, right.
Speaker 3: It was marg Margaret Quayley, I remember specifically, Yeah, like
Speaker 3: front and center and.
Speaker 1: They're always Yeah. I remember the first time. I always
Speaker 1: I thought it was weird. Was uh uh killed ill?
Speaker 4: That was?
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: I remember being actually like the.
Speaker 4: Fact there's a shot of her feet really bothers me.
Speaker 4: When she gets out of the grave and there's a
Speaker 4: shot of her feet and I'm like, why did they
Speaker 4: take her shoes off and nothing else?
Speaker 1: I was just like, Bro the editor, I'm like, gotta
Speaker 1: just you gotta just cut this shit out. Why he's
Speaker 1: not looking, man, just just just take it out real fast.
Speaker 4: You think someone like him is not gonna watch every
Speaker 4: minute of his movie on fifty speed? Yo?
Speaker 1: What is that speed?
Speaker 3: This is a wild tweet. What what? So do you guys?
Speaker 3: So do you guys remember Sean Murray? This is a
Speaker 3: very specific this is a very specific name, so familiar.
Speaker 3: So Sean Murray was the head of Hello Games. He
Speaker 3: was the guy who he oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Speaker 3: no man Scotty.
Speaker 1: No man Scott yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Like so the gamer Words tweeted this cryptic kind of
Speaker 3: teaser thing where it says the blank are silent, blank
Speaker 3: bleeds new blank stir and so I guess's supposed to
Speaker 3: be like some a RG or whatever people might be
Speaker 3: like looking for the hidden words whatever. And Sean Murray,
Speaker 3: the head of Hello Gates, is like, is is Jeff
Speaker 3: about to reveal the Epstein Files is a world premiere.
Speaker 1: That feels like a.
Speaker 3: Weird thing for like a like a game's CEO to say.
Speaker 4: It's weird, but it's also just funny.
Speaker 3: It is. I just that's I don't know, I just
Speaker 3: I thought that that was like some like guy, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like I thought it was just
Speaker 3: some Twitter account and it's it's fucking it's No Man's
Speaker 3: Sky at No Man's Sky said this. Yeah, the you know,
Speaker 3: like that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Very calm and wholesome type of game too when you
Speaker 1: think of like, you know, it's like, oh, it's not like,
Speaker 1: oh the somebody who's working on Doom or you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Like right right, it's not edgy. It's not edgy at all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm thinking, I'm so. I watched I watched a
Speaker 4: bit of the Pierce Morgan Jubilee debate, and it was
Speaker 4: really funny.
Speaker 1: Smile off my face so fast.
Speaker 4: It's so it's so funny because I love Pierce Morgan
Speaker 4: simply because of the fact. I think he is an
Speaker 4: unbelievable retard. I think he is bafflingly stupid and really
Speaker 4: old and British, and it's just like, you are so
Speaker 4: not you should not have the platform you have.
Speaker 3: He has a really weird mix of being correct and
Speaker 3: wrong on so many issues where I'm like, how could
Speaker 3: you possibly think both of those things simultaneously? Yes, Like,
Speaker 3: it's very bizarre.
Speaker 1: I've never seen I've never seen a host like that. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: to Juggle, that's he's he's.
Speaker 4: A genuine like centrist pussy like actually, like he doesn't
Speaker 4: stand for anything, but if he did, he would some
Speaker 4: of the ship that he lets, Like he let fucking
Speaker 4: what's his name on there? That fucking the guy that
Speaker 4: said gay people should be killed? Like, actually, I forgot
Speaker 4: his name something Nick me me me Nick something with
Speaker 4: his name Nick. No, no, no, no, I.
Speaker 3: Can't help you. I can't help you.
Speaker 1: Nick Kingston Jamison, Nick Mollin, Nick Mollin.
Speaker 4: I never I never went I never went on there
Speaker 4: with my real face. I never went on the actual face.
Speaker 3: Did you see nickmollen talking about how he like he
Speaker 3: was telling uh Tony Hinchcliff, how like Austin sucks now
Speaker 3: and he just didn't get it.
Speaker 1: And and Jonny being so fucking oblivious, so like trying
Speaker 1: to subtly tell him that you.
Speaker 4: Ruined is there, roganck is there? How could it suck?
Speaker 1: You and your comics ruined Austin because he used to just.
Speaker 4: Make he look terrible? Look at me, I'm toll I
Speaker 4: have I have all this money and horrible teeth.
Speaker 3: There's there's the pungent to roma of Joe Rogan's peep
Speaker 3: in the air, Like, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: How could this possibly be bad?
Speaker 3: Do you not smell his pungent penis? Do you not
Speaker 3: smell that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's a good smell. Actually, don't, don't, don't.
Speaker 1: Don't make fun. Don't make fun.
Speaker 3: It's like it's a it's like you it's vaguely eucalyptus.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, speaking of like humiliation and bad smelling stuff.
Speaker 1: Uh A Kash had his uh wife on the latest
Speaker 1: Flagrant episode.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it didn't and then went through all the.
Speaker 1: Allegations of all this stuff, and they they did a
Speaker 1: lot of damage control, but at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: a caution ended up looking severely worse. And it's it's
Speaker 1: it's just I feel two percent bad for the guy.
Speaker 1: I really do, because he's kind of in a he's stuck.
Speaker 1: There's there's nothing he can do because she's an obvious
Speaker 1: like you know, made excuses for everything. Oh when I
Speaker 1: said popping my pussy, I meant this, And there's like
Speaker 1: an urban dictionary that's non sexual. And then they found
Speaker 1: like an urban dictionary definition that would be like, you
Speaker 1: know how everybody uses pop and pussy, but I guess
Speaker 1: to in some circles it just means getting dressed up
Speaker 1: really nice and dancing and shit, I'm like okay, but
Speaker 1: you know, like explaining everything in the way I was like, bro, this.
Speaker 4: Is the see.
Speaker 3: That's the thing about is like that just comes across
Speaker 3: super defensive. Yeah, you know what I mean. It's like
Speaker 3: that's like I can't remember who said this, but like
Speaker 3: I remember this quote from like a long ast time ago,
Speaker 3: but like it was like some of the something along
Speaker 3: lines of like you're if you're explaining, you're losing type deal,
Speaker 3: and to over explain it makes it feel like you're lying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you absolutely in certain settings that is one hundredcent true.
Speaker 1: And in that setting, the way that they were it
Speaker 1: was a lot of damage. They made fun but also
Speaker 1: really tried to be Okay, oh so she really is
Speaker 1: a virgin, Oh this and all this, like this, all
Speaker 1: these things that it was so fucking embarrassing. I was
Speaker 1: getting like secondhand embarrassment, and especially the way that she trant.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then the way that it's really funny seeing
Speaker 4: him because he's he's he's done, like his his respect
Speaker 4: is gone. Sure, Yeah, like anyone that didn't adore him
Speaker 4: thinks he's just trash now? Is this trash now? And
Speaker 4: Andrew Schaltz has already been losing like a lot of
Speaker 4: real estate and people for a while because of a
Speaker 4: lot of the dumb he said that's resurfaced. Sure. Also,
Speaker 4: I don't know why him and Charla Maine have a podcast.
Speaker 1: Like still that's still going.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like why Charlamagne's a moron means a moron?
Speaker 4: And then like and and then and then Schultz is
Speaker 4: just just like he's just like offensive funny in a
Speaker 4: way that it's like you're not even trying to say anything,
Speaker 4: You're just you're more focused on the joke than the
Speaker 4: thing most of the time. And that doesn't work with
Speaker 4: a guy that's dumb.
Speaker 1: He lost the crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah I didn't.
Speaker 1: I did hear Charlamagne. Oh, I guess maybe it was
Speaker 1: on their other podcast, because I saw that they were talking,
Speaker 1: and I can't believe they're still doing that ship. I
Speaker 1: didn't even know brilliant idiots that that fucking shit.
Speaker 4: I think it is right about recently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were talking about a lot of stuff like that,
Speaker 1: and I saw Charlemagne, even Charlemagne being like, all right,
Speaker 1: like you're kind of going too far, you're saying because
Speaker 1: like even just like everybody agreeing that, oh Trump putting
Speaker 1: out AI videos of the White House put on AI
Speaker 1: videos shitting dropping ship from like a fucking plane or whatever,
Speaker 1: like that's so stupid. And then oh Andrew sult that's fire.
Speaker 1: He's like, that's fire and something. He's like, you know,
Speaker 1: anybody else I would think that's cringe. But we all
Speaker 1: agreed that Trump's so funny that, bro, what are you
Speaker 1: fucking talking about? That's just sucked.
Speaker 3: It is like it's he's so close to understanding. That's
Speaker 3: what's so annoying. It's like it's so cringe when other
Speaker 3: people do that, and it's like, yeah, it's cringe when
Speaker 3: anybody does anyway. Yes, it's it's cringe in the first place.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I don't know. They're they're they're just so washed. Man,
Speaker 3: it's crazy. It' it's so it's so bad. The Rogan
Speaker 3: Spear is suffering and I'm here for it. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: I'm a big I'm a big buyer in to like
Speaker 3: all the comm all the petty commentary videos about it.
Speaker 3: I tune in. I have notifications on for American Readact.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Do I get excited. I'm like, Oh, I'm gonna make
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make myself somebody to eat. I'm gonna sit down,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna watch it.
Speaker 1: I watched the couple I used to. I kind of
Speaker 1: fallen off recently, but Comedy Enforcement was a guy there's
Speaker 1: a podcast cringe who was some Australian guy who I
Speaker 1: started really liking, and then he started he made a
Speaker 1: second channel called podcast Bits, And I'm like, all right, dude,
Speaker 1: you're your milking is too hard. Calm down. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's smart, it's it's it is smart. Also, it's me
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 3: We don't do it because we think it's annoying. We
Speaker 3: just don't want to do that. But like it is
Speaker 3: the smart thing to do to have, like, oh, here's
Speaker 3: a here's our bits channel, and here's our fucking you know, yeah,
Speaker 3: long form fucking hassle.
Speaker 1: All right, dude, But it's it's a good it's a
Speaker 1: good economy to be in. And right now, if other
Speaker 1: people are thinking about becoming YouTubers, you might like, it's
Speaker 1: probably gonna get swept up in the algorithm. You might
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 3: You might as well make rogan Sphere content. Let me
Speaker 3: tell you, people, people do not get enough. I'm telling
Speaker 3: you as a as a fan, I don't get it.
Speaker 3: Like I'm always looking for, like, where's the next guy
Speaker 3: to make fun of Andrew Schultz? Like I want to
Speaker 3: see it. There's not enough voices out there. There's a
Speaker 3: gold rush right now. That's it I thought about doing.
Speaker 3: I thought about doing. I thought about making like a
Speaker 3: recap about it. You care enough about it, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Just do a glasses off real fast and just say
Speaker 1: the Rogan spirs sucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just like ten seconds after eleven months of not posting. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I like that. I have a I have a joke
Speaker 3: in a script that I'm finishing up right now where
Speaker 3: I'm like I don't know if I want to. I'm
Speaker 3: trying to. I'm trying to figure out how I want to,
Speaker 3: like if I want to put it in because it
Speaker 3: is it is vaguely it's playfully anti Semitic ah, but like,
Speaker 3: I don't I'm here for it. I don't know. So
Speaker 3: there's a there's a YouTuber. I won't get it. I
Speaker 3: won't say who. We talked about in case, and I
Speaker 3: talked about it a little bit before, but like he
Speaker 3: basically he makes popular kind of shorts driven content and
Speaker 3: he it came out or I think I saw recently
Speaker 3: that he has people sign a contract that says he
Speaker 3: can defame them, but they can't defame him. And I
Speaker 3: wanted to just like touch on it really quickly as
Speaker 3: like being uh, spiritually Israeli, but I don't know if
Speaker 3: I could.
Speaker 4: I think I think I think it's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Anything related to that is. I think it's pretty safe.
Speaker 3: I'm joking.
Speaker 4: You've got to understand that.
Speaker 3: I know. That's That's the thing that's annoying about it, right,
Speaker 3: is that there's a lot of this stuff that I
Speaker 3: think is just hysterical. You're like we we said to
Speaker 3: each other in this ship all the time. There's really bad.
Speaker 3: There's there's videos on Instagram that I that I've seen
Speaker 3: that I'm like, bro like and I see people like it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I wouldn't like this, but like.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 4: I'm like the worst, the worst. Derek is the worst,
Speaker 4: Like you are the one that like you saw it,
Speaker 4: because every I saw one last night that was so
Speaker 4: so absurd. I giggled for like thirty minutes. I forgot.
Speaker 4: Let me see if I can find it.
Speaker 3: Well, there's one that he showed on my phone. Derek
Speaker 3: showed me at the very beginning of the last episode
Speaker 3: one of there's like a there's a dude with a
Speaker 3: golden tooth. It's it's like Zach Films or whatever, and
Speaker 3: he's like explaining a golden tooth and how they do it,
Speaker 3: and the guy with the golden tooth in the animation
Speaker 3: smiles and a hasidic jew just runs at like two
Speaker 3: frames per second, a yank, yank the fucking tooth out
Speaker 3: of his face, and I'm like, bro, that's so Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4: Where there was this guy who he looked he was
Speaker 4: some guy was like, if I drew you, it would
Speaker 4: be anti If I drew an exact picture of you,
Speaker 4: it would be anti semitic. And then the next frame
Speaker 4: of the video was a drawing of him, and he's like,
Speaker 4: too late.
Speaker 3: It's crazy, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Do we have to do?
Speaker 3: We have to clarify the obvious when we talk about
Speaker 3: these things.
Speaker 1: I think, now I hate that you. I really, I
Speaker 1: legitimately hate doing that shit. But it's like for people
Speaker 1: that are just so fucking brain dad, you kind of if.
Speaker 3: You're stupid, if you're stupid, the government of Israel sucks,
Speaker 3: if you're Jewish whatever, couldn't there, you go, couldn't care.
Speaker 3: I'd so fucking annoying.
Speaker 4: I was gone, they got rid of it.
Speaker 3: Well it'll be up in fifty fifteen seconds.
Speaker 1: Remember that dude, that guy that kid's got, Like the expo,
Speaker 1: he's at that fucking he's at that Jewish expo. I
Speaker 1: couldn't fucking believe it. I was like, this is a
Speaker 1: real thing where like, oh that bank, the ATM machine
Speaker 1: shoots out money every thirty minutes and it shows all
Speaker 1: those acidic Jews I like grabbing the money. I couldn't
Speaker 1: fucking believe it. It's real, it's under It was.
Speaker 4: Like on where some guy was on a Banish at
Speaker 4: a mall and he was dropping changed and they were
Speaker 4: literally picking it up, and I'm like, this is who
Speaker 4: is making these things? Like this is.
Speaker 3: It's so bad.
Speaker 4: I don't like him. I genuinely have I actually we
Speaker 4: like or I have to click. Not interested.
Speaker 1: I want to see how deep it goes. That's why
Speaker 1: I click.
Speaker 4: I have because it's it's I don't for even for
Speaker 4: Indians and Jewish people. I like purpose and I'm like,
Speaker 4: all right, I gotta I can't.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 4: Algorithm is like clearly arming people mentally against them, and
Speaker 4: it's not okay. I cannot be a part of this
Speaker 4: because there's not even like a bunch of black stuff anymore.
Speaker 4: You don't even see the videos of stuff and word
Speaker 4: be popping on people saying away, It's like what's going on?
Speaker 3: That's the unfortunate reality is that it's gonna it's going
Speaker 3: to You watch it and you can acknowledge like that's
Speaker 3: a wild video or like, oh this is like a
Speaker 3: this is funny that this is that this happens to
Speaker 3: be happening, yeah, in this video, but you know that
Speaker 3: they're like you know you're not the sub sub eighty
Speaker 3: I Q people watching it and being like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: fuck these people for the way they're bored, and it's like.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: It was like, dude, one time, one time in one
Speaker 1: of my videos, there was some chick that was popping
Speaker 1: off or no it was. It was like a seminar
Speaker 1: or something about talking about racism and metal, and which
Speaker 1: is an interesting topic if you're actually talking about the
Speaker 1: legitimate racist subgenres of metal and all this stuff that's
Speaker 1: intertwined in it, which I watched like a forty minute
Speaker 1: video about some Asian dude was talking about this shit
Speaker 1: from he's up by San Francisco, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is a really interesting video talking about his history
Speaker 1: and his interactions. But this seminar, it was like in
Speaker 1: that fucking the Blue Hair era where the dumbest fucking
Speaker 1: people were on like podiums and just saying nonsense or something.
Speaker 1: And I made a little joke about, like I have
Speaker 1: proof how racist metal is, and I just took one
Speaker 1: of Hitler's speeches and I kind of synked it with
Speaker 1: the with the death metal song and it looked like
Speaker 1: Hitler was singing the song and I was like oh,
Speaker 1: and then the like marching and it was like it
Speaker 1: was nicely.
Speaker 4: Sinnked opened years ago, I remember.
Speaker 1: A long time. But then the guy messaged me, yo,
Speaker 1: that ship was fucking hilarious. Could you send me a
Speaker 1: clip of that? And I checked this channel, I mean
Speaker 1: his his Twitter, and it was just nothing but Nazi
Speaker 1: ship And I'm like, how, First of all, why do
Speaker 1: you why do you watch me? Why do you watch
Speaker 1: this gentleman with the black skin?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: Second of all, like you know.
Speaker 4: Why they watch it? You're a good one, of the
Speaker 4: good one. I'm one of the good ones. Boy. You
Speaker 4: made fun of colored hair people or made videos that
Speaker 4: were insulting the b LM movement for the stupid aspects
Speaker 4: of it, and they were like.
Speaker 6: Oh well, I mean listenund one, listen, it's got and
Speaker 6: they draped it upon It's very obvious, you know, like
Speaker 6: because you look at how far Cantison has gone, we
Speaker 6: get it.
Speaker 4: But like it's just the same thing with Chris. It
Speaker 4: was just a Hispanic man who looks who looks like
Speaker 4: in appearance and the way he jokes would fit in
Speaker 4: that group.
Speaker 1: Like if Chris wanted a grift, I mean with that
Speaker 1: with that like skin in that square jaw. He could
Speaker 1: go very far.
Speaker 3: I absolutely would have been where is right now? One
Speaker 3: if if I had leaned into it like it was insane.
Speaker 1: If you guys, if you guys had a debate, would
Speaker 1: be over like, but you would have to really you'd
Speaker 1: have to be more overtly because I.
Speaker 3: Would have had to dedicate myself to being the worst,
Speaker 3: and I just I couldn't.
Speaker 1: Because what you have over fintes is like, you know,
Speaker 1: you're you're not gay passing and I think the and
Speaker 1: I think the the what is his people called again.
Speaker 4: That's that's really true?
Speaker 3: That is crazy, You're probably not.
Speaker 4: But I think that also people called it theer.
Speaker 1: The groypers would appreciate that, like because they'd be like,
Speaker 1: I think they still have a little bit of like, ah,
Speaker 1: like I love this guy, but he's also gay as
Speaker 1: ship and it kind of upsets me, I don't.
Speaker 4: I think that definitely embroadens him again, emboidens his people
Speaker 4: because there's lot of them are probably gay.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a significant that are gay, absolutely yeah,
Speaker 1: But I think what Chris has over them is that
Speaker 1: he has a community of people that look different behind him,
Speaker 1: So it'll make them feel good.
Speaker 4: To exactly. That's it'll make them feel good because like, yeah,
Speaker 4: because you have you have the actual like ability to
Speaker 4: be like fat because everybody people that are racists don't
Speaker 4: want to be called racist. They want to be raised,
Speaker 4: they don't want to be actually called. So it happens
Speaker 4: that you could go out there and be like, well,
Speaker 4: most of my closest friends are black people, and you
Speaker 4: can just say objectively racist ship, but I'm actually I'm
Speaker 4: actually Spanish. Here's my parents speaking Spanish. Should but they
Speaker 4: should leave.
Speaker 5: Like they.
Speaker 3: I would have to sell my entire and all my
Speaker 3: friends out.
Speaker 4: You know, leave you know that what you have like real,
Speaker 4: you have real unfortunately, because you would lose all those people,
Speaker 4: but you have real. Ammo to go into that war with.
Speaker 3: I would lose everybody, but I would be so set
Speaker 3: I would have to worry. I wouldn't have to worry
Speaker 3: about anything ever.
Speaker 4: Because I wonder if he has friends, like actually do
Speaker 4: have like people he hangs out?
Speaker 3: Of course not. He's always like doing He's always doing
Speaker 3: a show. Everybody he meets he like turns on or
Speaker 3: like you know, like it's always like he does not
Speaker 3: go outside like everybody goes outside. A lady comes up
Speaker 3: to him.
Speaker 1: I forgot that he fucking uh Pepper sprayed an old lady.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: In fairness, you should you should be approaching people's houses.
Speaker 1: Absolutely should not. But if I saw that old lady,
Speaker 1: now listen, if she had.
Speaker 3: If I saw an old lady approaching my house, I
Speaker 3: would have I would have launched like a like a
Speaker 3: like a globule of hot tar via Trebu.
Speaker 4: Direct. I would have went, and I would have got
Speaker 4: my war dog from from Dragon Dragon Georgians.
Speaker 1: Got would like, go go feet on her fucking giant
Speaker 1: fucking what are they called the Mubari's or some ship?
Speaker 4: I forget they're so they're so ugly. Yeah, I love
Speaker 4: the mine in the game, but they're so he be
Speaker 4: though and aggressively built. They look like they look like
Speaker 4: if someone you know, Spike from from freaking Looney Tunes,
Speaker 4: No Jerry, imagine someone fused that with a Saint Bernard.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's about right.
Speaker 3: I have an idea I have. I have a pitch
Speaker 3: Ye Home Alone remake, but it's Nick Fuente is dealing
Speaker 3: with being docks and he's got a booby trap his
Speaker 3: house and booby trappy outside for the people who want
Speaker 3: to go want to go in front of like that
Speaker 3: old lady was walking up up to the up up
Speaker 3: to the the door, and it's just a close up
Speaker 3: of her foot stepping on like that nail.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know what we call it. We call
Speaker 1: it homo alone.
Speaker 3: I thought I thought it was actually gonna.
Speaker 1: Be seene.
Speaker 3: Scene print, first draft done. It's like, sir, we've only
Speaker 3: written the title print.
Speaker 4: Let's go just make it up printing, make it up
Speaker 4: right now, setting.
Speaker 1: Up the premiere next week.
Speaker 3: Oh, do we have a shot list? Do you have
Speaker 3: a shot list?
Speaker 1: No? Not even what even is that? Let's stop talking
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 3: What is that I've not I don't work here.
Speaker 4: I believe I'll eat you alive right now. I'll devour
Speaker 4: you right here.
Speaker 3: Oh God, anyway, should we move on to some questions?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, gay wrestler named not So Oh by the way,
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Speaker 3: You know what it is? Gay wrestler named not So
Speaker 3: Macho man Booty Ravage wrote in he says, hey, boys,
Speaker 3: just found out for my YouTube premium recap. I forgot
Speaker 3: that that we had the Spotify wrapped and all that stuff.
Speaker 3: Huh YouTube premium recap that I'm in the top zero
Speaker 3: point four percent of viewers. So I hope you show
Speaker 3: some respect and read this. Kidding love you if you
Speaker 3: ever had if you ever had to enter a villain arc,
Speaker 3: who would you target and what kind of fuckery would
Speaker 3: you get up to? I I would target Kingson for sure.
Speaker 4: I would target. I would target I have a funny
Speaker 4: one because I have a funny one, because it would
Speaker 4: just be insane somebody making hate videos about this guy,
Speaker 4: because like Elvis the Alien would be so funny if
Speaker 4: I'm a villain arc, like targeting Elvis to Alien, that
Speaker 4: was like, that's one of my boys, and like me
Speaker 4: just like constantly like he makes a video, me can't immediately.
Speaker 1: Make Yeah, yeah, me can't meet Cannon.
Speaker 3: Let's let's turn against meat Canyon.
Speaker 4: I want to haunt him, another one of our friends.
Speaker 3: He's nothing but nice.
Speaker 4: It's just consistently making hate videos on him. He he
Speaker 4: makes a video, I stream his whole video. I constantly
Speaker 4: take breaks, I get up, I walk away from the
Speaker 4: screen and I'm just insulting every frame of what he does.
Speaker 3: I take. I take, I take frames of his videos,
Speaker 3: print them out on a printer next to me, take
Speaker 3: the paper, and wipe my ass with them. Every ten seconds.
Speaker 3: I do that for an entire stream, ten hour stream.
Speaker 4: Your asshole is bright at a certain point. You're not
Speaker 4: wiping shit, You're wiping blood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure. Like like the color of red is
Speaker 3: bleeding out into the rest of the room now, Like
Speaker 3: it's like the walls, the walls are starting to look red,
Speaker 3: not because they're staying with anything, it's just like the
Speaker 3: sheer red is of Miami.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks.
Speaker 4: Like that Stranger Things place where the freaking the girl
Speaker 4: got kidnapped to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like it looks like Vecna's pussy. It
Speaker 3: looks like Vecna's pussy.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The the I just I wanted I did want to
Speaker 3: read this specifically because yeah, there there there were YouTube
Speaker 3: premium recaps. Appreciate everybody who uh shared those with us?
Speaker 4: What was mine? I got one. I was pretty impressed.
Speaker 3: My my YouTube recap is completely fake. It's like, what is.
Speaker 4: This is like your favorite martial or like that.
Speaker 3: No, I just got a really confusing text from a
Speaker 3: random number.
Speaker 4: Do you want?
Speaker 3: Do you want grilled steak? The fuck? This is definitely
Speaker 3: a wrong number. The what was I saying? Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: so mine? It's it's so fragmented because sometimes I'm usually
Speaker 3: logged into the start tank account because I like to
Speaker 3: just be able to like check on you know, just
Speaker 3: check on the video when it's live or like when
Speaker 3: it's uh. I like to check on the new episodes
Speaker 3: when they're like in the unlisted version. Sometimes it just
Speaker 3: get a headstart on like clips if there or anything
Speaker 3: or or whatever. So my real YouTube account and the
Speaker 3: start tank YouTube account are kind of like more accurate
Speaker 3: to me, but it's all fragmented. My YouTube recap was
Speaker 3: just all Ridge Racer Type four. It was all Ridge
Speaker 3: Racer type four music because that's what I play on.
Speaker 3: That's the music that I have looping in the backgrounds
Speaker 3: of all my streams when I stream. Oh, so like
Speaker 3: it was it was just like it was just completely
Speaker 3: like none of this is accurate. I think that I
Speaker 3: think number three of my top view channels was accurate,
Speaker 3: but like everything above that, it's like fake.
Speaker 4: So it's top my top two are right, It's like
Speaker 4: one of the Star Wars Lord channel then its comics
Speaker 4: explained obviously, it's like my most watched lame does I
Speaker 4: most watched YouTube channel since like two thousand and four?
Speaker 3: Did you guys? Did you guys do Spotify or apps?
Speaker 3: Where you got your listening age and all that shit?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What was just what mine is? Uh?
Speaker 3: I would guess forty five?
Speaker 4: No, what was it? Well, that's it's a medium of
Speaker 4: those two minus sixty three.
Speaker 3: You're listening to age of sixty three, loser. Mine was
Speaker 3: like the seventies music. That's why mine was thirty nine.
Speaker 1: So not mine clock almost perfectly. You get six, I
Speaker 1: got Yeah, I listened to nothing, but uh uh.
Speaker 4: Blue Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
Speaker 1: And what else is? What does the Blues Clues?
Speaker 4: Pig and shit?
Speaker 3: We are we are Charlie Kirk, Yeah, we are Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, by the time I really found that shit on Spotify,
Speaker 1: they already had everything calculating.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I was like, damn, I wish that would
Speaker 4: have bled into my shit.
Speaker 1: No, my age was thirty eight, which clocked me just
Speaker 1: about right because most of the stuff I listened to
Speaker 1: it came out in the mid two thousands, so dude.
Speaker 3: You know what's a bummer is that, like my Spotify
Speaker 3: raps was sabotage to this year because it said it's hilarious,
Speaker 3: like my top five albums, it's all. It's like number one,
Speaker 3: one and two were Rise Against albums, Three was Mayhem
Speaker 3: I think by fucking Lady Gaga, and then four and
Speaker 3: five were other Rise Against albums. But that was only
Speaker 3: true because the new Rise Against album came out and
Speaker 3: I hated it so much that I went back and
Speaker 3: listened to all the other ones and being liked, was
Speaker 3: it really is? This is this am I misremembering these
Speaker 3: old albums or whatever? And I'm just like, oh no,
Speaker 3: it's just this new one's like mixed really really terribly. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But so because of that, because of that like spree
Speaker 3: of trying to like or reassert my groundings and my
Speaker 3: reassert my foundations, it just completely tanked. Like I think
Speaker 3: it's more active to say like VIAGRAA boys and stuff.
Speaker 3: It was like in my top lesson and all that stuff.
Speaker 3: But it's like, who I wonder, oh well yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: my fi.
Speaker 4: Rap is the same kind of music. It's also the
Speaker 4: same kind of like fucking coke rap. Coke, crap, fucking
Speaker 4: R and B soul, uh, fucking dance hall music like
Speaker 4: uh wait, my second favorite this year was fucking reggaeton,
Speaker 4: which doesn't make sense to me. Isn't a specially also
Speaker 4: reggaeton that much? You love reggat kingson? I I kind
Speaker 4: of love it, Yeah, I kind of love it, but
Speaker 4: like I don't think it'd be my second favorite kind
Speaker 4: of music like a year my Yeah, it was Earl
Speaker 4: Sweatsher was always one of the top ones for me,
Speaker 4: like usual as that makes sense. Since twenty twelve, it
Speaker 4: has been to Earl Sweatshirt.
Speaker 1: You know what's so weird?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: My YouTube is so my My Spotify is completely not
Speaker 1: correct because for I use a Spotify, I don't. I
Speaker 1: guess I watched way more YouTube then I actually use Spotify.
Speaker 1: And in the way that like, uh even a lot
Speaker 1: of times I'm on Spotify. When I released a new
Speaker 1: song or something, I check it on Spotify and then
Speaker 1: I go and I look at the numbers. I and
Speaker 1: because of stuff like that, it always puts me on
Speaker 1: the list and I'm like.
Speaker 4: That's not an accurate representation.
Speaker 3: Crazy too, Yeah, it does that for me too as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm like, okay, you are you are one,
Speaker 1: you are one point one one, because there's the point. Actually,
Speaker 1: I actually one guy messaged me that was I think
Speaker 1: he was like the number one or two by just
Speaker 1: sheer numbers. When I looked at my numbers versus what
Speaker 1: he showed me, I was like, why do you listen
Speaker 1: to my ship? This much is crazy? But uh my,
Speaker 1: my YouTube actually makes sense because it's it's just NBA
Speaker 1: content because I just watched like way too much. Like
Speaker 1: I don't since since it's fucked. If you want to
Speaker 1: watch actual games, I just watch highlights. So the NBA
Speaker 1: channel is my number one channel I watch, which is gross.
Speaker 1: I don't. It kind of makes me mad, but all
Speaker 1: so I watched. I just watched the highlights because you know,
Speaker 1: you want to pay over one hundred dollars if you
Speaker 1: want to catch a re NBA game like a month.
Speaker 4: I love NBA content now because it's just like I
Speaker 4: love seeing people Brownie James play basketball and be so unremarkable.
Speaker 4: It makes me really happy because he's just if he
Speaker 4: is a product, he is a product. He is literally
Speaker 4: a product of nepotism that will ruin his career and
Speaker 4: it's so fucking unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he should go back to the Gilia.
Speaker 4: There is no there's no reason he should be in
Speaker 4: the upper league right now because all he is doing
Speaker 4: is literally stifling his ability because he's not NBA level yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just was.
Speaker 4: It's really sad because he has the talent to be amazing.
Speaker 1: His dad just wanted to letting him succeed.
Speaker 4: That is not letting him succeed, because they want money
Speaker 4: more than letting him succeed. And it's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1: I think I legitimately like, since Bron's gonna be out
Speaker 1: pretty soon, he just wanted to play with his son
Speaker 1: and made it happen.
Speaker 4: The moment Lebron has gone, they are kicking him off
Speaker 4: that team. I'm leaving. They're like, you gotta find a
Speaker 4: new team. We're not even gonna find one for you.
Speaker 4: You gotta find one.
Speaker 1: I wish they would trade Lebron and Braun together, like
Speaker 1: as a package, but you know it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I still watch it.
Speaker 4: Lebron is still good, dude, He's he's good.
Speaker 1: But also he's taking up too much cap space on
Speaker 1: the Lakers. Of course, like even before he missed sixteen games.
Speaker 1: I think before he came before he played his first
Speaker 1: game this season because he had Satka and the Lakers
Speaker 1: are doing extremely well without him, and they came back,
Speaker 1: and like, you know, he's doing all right. Everything, he's helping.
Speaker 1: He actually, you know, he he did it and he
Speaker 1: had an assist. And then Ruy Hachimura hit a game
Speaker 1: winner last night, so it was a really great moment.
Speaker 1: But I also get the fuck off my team. You're
Speaker 1: absorbing fifty something million dollars. The fuck out age refuse.
Speaker 1: But I mean, Chris, you're you're fucking what did you read?
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, I just I was just prop the
Speaker 3: next question.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: The Stark Tank's not only non binary fan wrote in
Speaker 3: he says, hello, aid Ego and super Ego. Over the weekend,
Speaker 3: I got really drunk with friends and I showed them
Speaker 3: all the video of the horse falling off the bridge.
Speaker 3: Prior to flipping my screen, I had a brief moment
Speaker 3: of clarity debating if showing this party a video of
Speaker 3: an animal definitely falling falling to its demise would come
Speaker 3: off as psychotic. I think that horse is dead.
Speaker 4: I think it either die on punk impact dead.
Speaker 3: I think it was dead and think they're just like,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Threw it over. Lifting up doing that is impressive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it, especially because it was just one
Speaker 3: child lifting up the horse. Yeah. Crazy video.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like strong Mexican boy.
Speaker 3: One strong Mexican boy with one really big arm and
Speaker 3: one really tiny arm. He said. So anyway, he says, lucky, lucky,
Speaker 3: the gamble paid off. Luckily the gamble paid off, and
Speaker 3: it's become a recurring bit to randomly send the video
Speaker 3: to each other. My question is, was there ever a
Speaker 3: time you can remember where you took a gamble on
Speaker 3: a joke meme or video and it paid off, or
Speaker 3: was there ever a time where it fell completely flat,
Speaker 3: making you like look like an insane verson.
Speaker 4: Oh god, that's our friend group falling flat. It can't
Speaker 4: fall flat in our friend group because we don't care.
Speaker 4: Like we've we've we've we've grown so comfortable in saying
Speaker 4: whatever the fuck we want for one of us to
Speaker 4: laugh that it will make someone else laugh. So it's
Speaker 4: not it's gonna fall flat.
Speaker 3: If something falls flat, it's almost funnier than it falls flat,
Speaker 3: because then it's because then it's like then it becomes
Speaker 3: like what the is going on that why would you?
Speaker 3: Why would you think? Why would you play this? And
Speaker 3: then it becomes a bit about like why the fuck
Speaker 3: would you play this? So like I know for a
Speaker 3: fact I've done this, I can't remember the specific like
Speaker 3: details of it, but like I know for sure, like
Speaker 3: early on, I think in like high school and stuff,
Speaker 3: when I was like trying to find my friends, there
Speaker 3: were videos that I thought were funny that I would
Speaker 3: like share and it was like, no, it's not it
Speaker 3: or like I remember specific I remember having it done
Speaker 3: a lot to me specifically because people didn't seem to
Speaker 3: understand that there's like an acceptable length of a video
Speaker 3: to share with a person, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like there's like there's a point where it becomes like,
Speaker 3: don't share this with me, right unless you're gonna send
Speaker 3: it to me and I can watch in my like
Speaker 3: you know, on my own schedule, on my own time,
Speaker 3: without like the pressure of like eyes. But like, if
Speaker 3: you're gonna send me a video that's like forty five
Speaker 3: seconds or longer, you're just gonna be like wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 3: just just just wait for it. Now, skip to the
Speaker 3: part you want to skip to the part you want
Speaker 3: me to see, or just don't show me. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: I've always been very good about that. I don't think
Speaker 3: I've ever shown people like videos that require them to
Speaker 3: sit there and like wait for the thing to happen,
Speaker 3: because I'm very aware of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sucks, it's a it's.
Speaker 3: An awful experience. Yeah, because then it's never good because
Speaker 3: you're you're already uncomfortable because you're locked into this thing.
Speaker 3: And now, like if even if that thing would have
Speaker 3: made you laugh, if you watch it yourself now, you're
Speaker 3: probably less likely to laugh.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like that with memes with a lot of
Speaker 1: text too. I'm like, I don't know. I just say
Speaker 1: I'm not reading that. Who says me with at, Like,
Speaker 1: that's crazy doing that. Not to do it, it's insane
Speaker 1: to some people. Some people just need to. They need to,
Speaker 1: They need you to feel the way they felt when
Speaker 1: they saw this. And I'm like, it's not gonna work
Speaker 1: that way, assholes.
Speaker 4: It doesn't work that way. I don't respect you, I
Speaker 4: don't like you. I'm actually plotting your downfall right as well,
Speaker 4: Like I hate own my room, jerking my ship to you.
Speaker 4: Failing at like in my room, stroking my ship, yanking
Speaker 4: my ship to you, not succeeding. Damn yeah, pulverizing my ship.
Speaker 4: My shit looked like a fucking gummy worm. Dad, I
Speaker 4: heed up gummy worm to that. You know what?
Speaker 3: I remember vividly. It's like I remember sharing Dragon Dragon's
Speaker 3: ball pee. Do you remember that? Oh yeah, the only
Speaker 3: g video. Hell yeah, I remember sharing that in like
Speaker 3: high school or something with like, uh, this person who
Speaker 3: like did not appreciate it at all. Really they got
Speaker 3: like genuinely offended by it. They were like dragon balls,
Speaker 3: like of.
Speaker 4: Like who got offended by that? Dude?
Speaker 3: Like I knew somebody who got it. I didn't know.
Speaker 3: I didn't stick with them for very long after that
Speaker 3: because I was like I can't, I can't. I mean
Speaker 3: maybe in retrospect, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't remember much about Like I only knew him
Speaker 3: for like maybe like a couple of weeks. It was
Speaker 3: like when I was like learning. It was like when
Speaker 3: I was like moving or when I moved to a
Speaker 3: new place, and I was like kind of like feeling
Speaker 3: out certain people, and.
Speaker 4: Like when I I I definitely risked it with a
Speaker 4: lot of my friends, because I remember my friends at Starbucks.
Speaker 4: We were I was me and Lily Mela just started dating,
Speaker 4: and we were at like we were at a do
Speaker 4: you guys know about? Yes, we're at a round table
Speaker 4: pizza in Monrovia. I hate that place. I don't know,
Speaker 4: but you probably Derek might know. I don't know. But
Speaker 4: we got around to a pizza and just like you're going,
Speaker 4: you're talking about fucking like random motion. It was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm a big fan of deep fried dank memes and
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, interesting, who said this my one
Speaker 4: of my one of my good friends. I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm a fan of deep fried. Thanks, And I was like,
Speaker 4: what do you mean by deep fried dank means? What
Speaker 4: does that mean? And he was like, well, I don't
Speaker 4: really like He's like nah, I just I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: don't worry about it. And then I was like, dude,
Speaker 4: show me one of your memes. And he showed me
Speaker 4: an image of a little baby with no arms and
Speaker 4: no legs, and it was like new flesh light just
Speaker 4: dropped and I was like, that was a risky risk
Speaker 4: because that that is a crazy meaning, that.
Speaker 3: Is that is a crazy thing to show.
Speaker 4: That is a crazy to show somebody that is crazy
Speaker 4: off the rip.
Speaker 3: That's a crazy like for as a first meme to
Speaker 3: share with somebody that's kind I was already.
Speaker 4: Friends and were already friends. We already like laughed about ship,
Speaker 4: but it was never like anything wild. Yeah, And he
Speaker 4: showed me this and I was like, I looked at
Speaker 4: it and I was like, I was laughing, my asshole.
Speaker 4: And that's the longest like that group chat that we've
Speaker 4: had on Instagram with that friend group has been going
Speaker 4: on for ten years now. It's a ten year long
Speaker 4: group chat.
Speaker 1: You got to scraw all the way up and see
Speaker 1: what's see what's there.
Speaker 4: I am afraid because it was back because that was
Speaker 4: started when like two thousand, like well no, maybe not
Speaker 4: to maybe eight or nine, but that group chat started
Speaker 4: when Instagram was bugging, when Instagram was just like the
Speaker 4: wild worst you could see anything on there. I mean,
Speaker 4: it's still kind of is arguably it's no, it's more
Speaker 4: racism now. Before it was just like for real bullshit,
Speaker 4: like any kind of dumption you could see. But just
Speaker 4: unfortunate because I kind of missed that because I do
Speaker 4: I do think.
Speaker 3: Crazy to not understand that that's what it is. That
Speaker 3: like I've seen people die on Instagram, like recently, money.
Speaker 4: Die Instagram in a while. It's it's it's very much
Speaker 4: so like they're likely gone, but like it.
Speaker 3: Sent like the recently in the last couple of months
Speaker 3: on Instagram video called from dying on cam like you said,
Speaker 3: you said that, yes, but.
Speaker 4: That's an assumption. It's a very safe assumption they die,
Speaker 4: but they're not like like, we're not gonna find videos
Speaker 4: that the guy pulling a grenade out of his pocket
Speaker 4: anymore on Instagram.
Speaker 3: That was what it was on his Twitter. No, it
Speaker 3: was Instagram whatever.
Speaker 4: It was inta. I swear like that was peak and
Speaker 4: stuff and like like that you see you're like, yoes
Speaker 4: it was for you, Yes, yeah, absolutely, Now it's peak
Speaker 4: for gooners. Gooners, it's peaking now for them.
Speaker 3: It is peak for goooners.
Speaker 4: They have ultimate real.
Speaker 1: Whatever you want, like the algorithm will give it to you.
Speaker 1: You just got to you just got to get there.
Speaker 1: So if if I were to look up some cheeks
Speaker 1: and then press like and then keep scrolling up, you know,
Speaker 1: swiping up.
Speaker 4: Looking you're looking up. But I've been looking up buff
Speaker 4: women with with rods with rods on them, and it's it's.
Speaker 7: There with rods with rods, rods like uh uh transgender bodybuilders.
Speaker 4: No, they're no, no, no, no talking about they're women. They're women.
Speaker 4: They've always been women.
Speaker 1: But okay, gotcha, Yeah.
Speaker 4: You're you're gay. You can do about it in fear. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I do want to read this because I think
Speaker 3: this is hysterical. So this guy's name is changing my
Speaker 3: name to so it cuts off. I'm going to assume
Speaker 3: what it says. Okay, changing my name to Pleo t
Speaker 3: c A so that I can get so that I
Speaker 3: can also get like four questions read uh and then
Speaker 3: Pleo TCA comments, la mau what is this? Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Dog was a dog ship?
Speaker 3: Well no, no, no, I mean like there's an actual question
Speaker 3: that I just I just thought the fact that he
Speaker 3: responded was fucking I thought that was funny. But he says, hello,
Speaker 3: longtime patron, first time listener, confusing.
Speaker 4: Whatever, man, let let him be, Let him be.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you wanted to donate to us all
Speaker 3: this time and only start listening now, fine by me.
Speaker 3: He says, what are each of your picks for Game
Speaker 3: of the Decade of twenty tens, so twenty tens through
Speaker 3: twenty twenty, and what's the front runner for twenty twenty
Speaker 3: so far? Always like the idea since the Spike Video
Speaker 3: Game Awards gave it their half life two and twenty
Speaker 3: ten for the two thousands, what would man.
Speaker 1: Twenty ten Game of the twenty Wait? So but can
Speaker 1: we even so? Just what's the front runner right now?
Speaker 1: What's the front runner right now?
Speaker 4: Halfway through? Halfway through it?
Speaker 1: Okay? Uh, it's interesting thing. What has it impact to
Speaker 1: do the most in the past five years?
Speaker 4: So twenty ten right, twenty ten? Throers because that's a
Speaker 4: little I think that might be more of a search
Speaker 4: for my mind. There's more things to go through. Fair
Speaker 4: I'm going based off the twenty ten twenty tens. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna go Red Dead, Redemption two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's probably that's a decent answer.
Speaker 4: Yeah for me. The rhetoric. There's Witcher two, Richer three,
Speaker 4: Redemic two, there's Breath of the Wild. Obviously, are you
Speaker 4: doing too much? There's overwatched.
Speaker 1: What the fucket the fuck get that shit out of here?
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 4: It might not, it might not, It might not be
Speaker 4: my favorite game, but that game sort of reignited that
Speaker 4: like that kind of video game. I hate it.
Speaker 1: I hate y'all for it.
Speaker 4: There's good, nerves bad of it. Man. I think that
Speaker 4: game has done a lot of dumb shit. But it's also.
Speaker 1: If you, if you look at it, if you're into
Speaker 1: that type of shit, yeah, you fucking I get it.
Speaker 4: I get it.
Speaker 3: I totally get it. There's an objective argument to be
Speaker 3: made for Fortnite, I think, yeah, there's an objective argument
Speaker 3: to be made for Red Dead two. There's I think
Speaker 3: a fairly objective argument to be made about Skyrim. Also.
Speaker 4: Well, Skyrim, that generation was early. It was the earliest
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it was the earliest. But I mean, like
Speaker 3: this year of us, the legs on that game is crazy,
Speaker 3: like the like and I understand that it's like modding
Speaker 3: and all that.
Speaker 1: Stuff, but like, hey man, it's a part of the game.
Speaker 3: It's part of it, man. And the fact that the
Speaker 3: fact that Kingston played Skyrim for the first time in
Speaker 3: like twenty fucking sixteen or whatever and liked it is
Speaker 3: kind of like wild.
Speaker 1: He played with it the remastered version came out.
Speaker 4: Uh, I played it when it was actually a good game. Yes,
Speaker 4: I didn't play it when it was fucking dog it was.
Speaker 3: It was good already fine.
Speaker 1: PS three was it was pretty bad. On PS three,
Speaker 1: it was bad on.
Speaker 3: P S three. PS three was hilarious. P three three
Speaker 3: got the short end of the stick on so many
Speaker 3: like multi platform games. It's crazy, like everything everything was slower,
Speaker 3: you know. I found out that like Blu Ray has
Speaker 3: like a really like Blu Ray deteriorates like super quick
Speaker 3: because like the protective layer over the data, the data
Speaker 3: layer is like fucking a hair. It's like a hair's
Speaker 3: thing thickness, and it's like, oh cool, but but yeah,
Speaker 3: So I think those are the ones that I think, Like,
Speaker 3: I think Fortnite probably objectively is up there. I Thinkyrim,
Speaker 3: Skyrim and Red Dead two I think are up there.
Speaker 3: I would probably say it's between Red Dead two and Skyrim.
Speaker 1: For me, I would say generationally, like just depending on
Speaker 1: what part of where you were born, I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: Skyrim and Fortnite are like it just depends on when
Speaker 1: you were born. But I think those are very two
Speaker 1: safe answers.
Speaker 3: I can't I can't deny that. Like I still like
Speaker 3: every now and again, especially around this time, I still
Speaker 3: get like a weird itch to play skyrin and sometimes
Speaker 3: I do and sometimes I don't, but like it happens,
Speaker 3: and I don't think there's like there's not many games
Speaker 3: that I can say I have that with. And I
Speaker 3: say that as somebody who didn't even really like I
Speaker 3: really liked. I got really into Skyrim in like twenty
Speaker 3: eleven and twenty twelve, like I was, I was into it,
Speaker 3: but like I never I didn't fall in love with it,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Like I was never like,
Speaker 3: oh I love this story, you know, or anything like that.
Speaker 3: Like it was literally just like this was just a genuinely,
Speaker 3: authentically pleasant experience the entire time that I played it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and that's worth considering. I think I know a lot
Speaker 3: of people are gonna be like, ooh, Skyrim. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: probably Skyrim. But Red Dat two is up there, dude,
Speaker 3: Like Red Dat two is impressive as fuck. And that's
Speaker 3: actually probably another game that I do have. No Gee,
Speaker 3: I have that weird itch.
Speaker 4: Decorry five five five five is it's five it's five. Unfortunately,
Speaker 4: wellybe not to us, but success goes sure online.
Speaker 1: I'd be online, GJ online.
Speaker 3: They're still selling copies of that game. I think that
Speaker 3: game is overall pretty I don't want to say mediocre necessarily,
Speaker 3: but like it doesn't do anything for me.
Speaker 1: I don't have any desire to jump back into that game.
Speaker 3: I only desire that I have to revisit REDA th
Speaker 3: little five is just the fact that I know that
Speaker 3: I haven't finished it. Oh, like I never finished, like
Speaker 3: I finished four. Uh, they're just hard games for me
Speaker 3: to finish because like they're they're so long, and they're
Speaker 3: like they're kind of repetitive, and you know, they're not
Speaker 3: the most enthralling video games if you're not just fucking
Speaker 3: around in them.
Speaker 4: I think, I I look, I think g t A
Speaker 4: five got very boring for me. But I think that
Speaker 4: game is a fantastic video game. I think even in
Speaker 4: its base without even adding online online takes it to
Speaker 4: a different extreme where it's like that is like one
Speaker 4: of the best online spaces to exist and if you
Speaker 4: want to just have fun and do shit and like
Speaker 4: the simulator effectively, Yeah, but when it comes to the
Speaker 4: base game, it is a fantastic game. Like truly, it
Speaker 4: is a well designed huge map.
Speaker 1: Of the question asked like what is ours? So what
Speaker 1: what what would be yours?
Speaker 4: Though? Oh mine would be probably either Red Dead or
Speaker 4: Red Dead one. I'm thinking it's hard to do that
Speaker 4: because I say, I, I guess I'll go Red Dead.
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say I'm gonna stick with Skyrim.
Speaker 1: Just Skyrim is mind too, I I I because what
Speaker 1: I was thinking about, like Mass Fact three had a
Speaker 1: big impact on me, but not as as big as
Speaker 1: two obviously, but three also, I really the score the
Speaker 1: and there's a lot of things to that play the
Speaker 1: sheer amount of hours and accounts that I've had, Like
Speaker 1: there's a multi platforms you.
Speaker 3: Know, yeah, I did not. There's games. Yeah, there's games
Speaker 3: that I think are better. Yes, there's game There's many
Speaker 3: games that I think are better than Skyram.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 3: I think Pray twenty seventeen is one of those. Like
Speaker 3: Pray seventeen twenty seventeen is fucking immaculate. And there's a
Speaker 3: lot of games like that. I just feel like I
Speaker 3: can't deny it. Man, Like there's something there's like a
Speaker 3: there's like a shennes Se Quad a Skyrim Like it's
Speaker 3: it's it's simple, it's it's uh, it's it's a little archaic,
Speaker 3: it's very charming. I love. I love that there are
Speaker 3: like five voice actors in the whole game. It makes it,
Speaker 3: it makes it feel like, it makes it feel like
Speaker 3: an indie game. Yeah, I don't know, it's it's not
Speaker 3: the best game, but it's definitely the game of the
Speaker 3: decade for me. I think, and going into the twenty
Speaker 3: twenties that's harder. We've only got five years, I guess.
Speaker 4: But I think the winners objective now. I think it
Speaker 4: might change next year robber game that can compare to
Speaker 4: six Yeah, I think it's probably, But I think right
Speaker 4: now the winner is like very clear cut. It's Balderskate
Speaker 4: three M. I think, like, I think there's games that
Speaker 4: are There's all I think this year, Like I think
Speaker 4: this half decade has been insane for video games.
Speaker 3: It's been really good.
Speaker 4: I think twenty twenty three, twenty twenty one, and twenty
Speaker 4: twenty five have been wild video game years. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: twenty twenty and it's on right as well too. But
Speaker 4: I think when it comes to like a game that
Speaker 4: truly broke the mold for like, hey, this happens when
Speaker 4: studios really try to make a great game, it's that game.
Speaker 4: It's like right there, I think Claire Skire is another
Speaker 4: fantastic video game.
Speaker 3: I don't think Claiff Scare is gonna be gaming.
Speaker 4: But it's not Balder's Gate three.
Speaker 3: It's the game of the year for sure, but I
Speaker 3: don't know if it'll be game of the decade.
Speaker 4: I think they would be BG three if it came
Speaker 4: out at the same time. Probably.
Speaker 3: No, No, I think they're I think they're I think
Speaker 3: they're very different, and I think baldsk three is is
Speaker 3: just more it's just bigger. It's it is more sophisticated.
Speaker 1: But it's more impressive, country mild, the amount of stuff.
Speaker 4: It's an and it's an indie and it's an independent studio.
Speaker 4: They made that themselves. They didn't have any big name
Speaker 4: attached to it. I mean they had a touched as
Speaker 4: Wizard of Coast and they sucked Dick. So the fact
Speaker 4: they made a good game is impressive.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, Like, it's not. It's definitely not fucking Blackmouth Wukong.
Speaker 4: It's not.
Speaker 3: It's not Death Stranding, it's not do you.
Speaker 4: Want to put Uctioning up there?
Speaker 3: No a decade, No as a game of the decade now. Also,
Speaker 3: that's a twenty nineteen game. I think Death stranding. I mean, no,
Speaker 3: it might no death ending might be twenty twenty. Actually
Speaker 3: that's stranding. I'm trying to think of what November twenty
Speaker 3: nineteen I.
Speaker 1: Would say, but it's interesting I would right now. For me,
Speaker 1: it's between Balder's Gate and uh, surprisingly playing Cyberpunk, Like
Speaker 1: I was really surprised at how much I enjoyed that game,
Speaker 1: like really surprised me.
Speaker 4: I Everything, everything I like about Cyberpunk is in BG
Speaker 4: three but better. Unfortunately, I hate to say that, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I understand every every aspect of RPG in that game,
Speaker 4: and badass characters and cool interactions like I love cirrpven
Speaker 4: like to the point that I even bought the freaking
Speaker 4: RPG books and like sh like that. And I've even
Speaker 4: DM directly, the guy that made it, and got DM's
Speaker 4: back for him, like he is scaring you. He's black. Also,
Speaker 4: he wasn't scared blocked. He was like, oh you're a
Speaker 4: fellow black person. That's a nerd. I appreciate that they're
Speaker 4: gonna get they're gonna try to kill you. They're gonna
Speaker 4: try to.
Speaker 1: Kill you yours.
Speaker 3: I'm looking at a lot of these and I'm just like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's not it just it ain't.
Speaker 1: It ain't any since, like I would have to say,
Speaker 1: I just I.
Speaker 2: Think when DT comes out there, here's what it's going
Speaker 2: to be a here's what it's going to be between
Speaker 2: I think it's gonna be between balls three, uh granded
Speaker 2: thought of six.
Speaker 3: And if the rumors are to be believed and there's
Speaker 3: actually no maybe, I mean like they could surprise, yeah,
Speaker 3: but it could be. I don't want to they could
Speaker 3: maybe do it, but like I think, dude, there's pretty
Speaker 3: good evidence to suggest now, and by the way, like
Speaker 3: this has been said for many, many years at this point,
Speaker 3: good evidence to suggest that Half Life three is in
Speaker 3: fact real because the file there were files related to
Speaker 3: what people assume would be Half Life in DODA that
Speaker 3: were found recently, and there's there's a rumor that it's
Speaker 3: going to be shown to the game ward. I don't
Speaker 3: think it's going to be show the game wards, but
Speaker 3: I think it could it. I think it's real.
Speaker 4: Can I be honest, Chris, I think it's just too
Speaker 4: late raft Life.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately. I don't think you understand.
Speaker 4: I just think it's too late, man. I think I
Speaker 4: think they can be a great game. I don't think
Speaker 4: it's going to be. I don't think it's going to be.
Speaker 1: The gay Box.
Speaker 3: Come on, man, I think you I think you underestimate.
Speaker 3: You have to understand Valve is in a Valve is
Speaker 3: in a stronger position to make something like that than
Speaker 3: rock Star is.
Speaker 4: I agree, But which is insane? I agree? I Henderson agree.
Speaker 4: I think that Valve has the potential to make it,
Speaker 4: but I think it's just taken too long. I think
Speaker 4: no matter what they make, no matter how they make,
Speaker 4: it is just gonna be like, that's cool. This feels
Speaker 4: like it came out. It should have come out fifteen
Speaker 4: years ago.
Speaker 3: They've never made anything like that.
Speaker 4: Though.
Speaker 3: That's kind of the thing.
Speaker 4: Is like what That's also another jot though, Like I agree,
Speaker 4: I think I think they have the money, they have
Speaker 4: the manpower. They can do it. Do I think it's
Speaker 4: gonna work. No, it's too much empty space between time,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 3: I don't know about that. Like, I just I don't
Speaker 3: know about that.
Speaker 4: That's like, I hope I'm absolutely wrong. I hope I'm
Speaker 4: fucking impurely incorrect. I hope they put half like three
Speaker 4: out And it's to the point that I have to
Speaker 4: contemplate sleeping or playing that game.
Speaker 3: I agree that I I could see most studios, most
Speaker 3: studios would probably be in that position. But I think
Speaker 3: Valve is in this weird like, dude, they made almost
Speaker 3: they made almost objectively the best VR game ever. Alex
Speaker 3: Alex is pound for pound, the most Triple A VR
Speaker 3: experience that that can exist because they're the only people
Speaker 3: who don't have a financial incentive to like they'll they'll
Speaker 3: they make the game, and then they're like, yeah, we can,
Speaker 3: we can, we can donate like Triple A resources to
Speaker 3: this VR game because we make money off of every
Speaker 3: game sold on Steam, so we're never in danger, like
Speaker 3: we we can afford to build this thing. I don't
Speaker 3: know if it will happen.
Speaker 4: I have the power to do it.
Speaker 3: But if it happens by the end of the decade,
Speaker 3: I think it's undoubted, Like that would undoubtedly.
Speaker 1: Be like you have confidence that, well, you have confidence
Speaker 1: that it would be what people want.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so. I Well, whether it'll be what
Speaker 3: people want is a different thing, but I do. I
Speaker 3: do think it'll be good because like they just don't.
Speaker 4: I love half I love half Life. I like half
Speaker 4: Life one a lot. I love Half Life too.
Speaker 3: That game is I feel reverse. Really, I think half
Speaker 3: Life one is is I like half like Half one.
Speaker 4: I think half of one has way better level design.
Speaker 4: I think that's a fact. I think Half Life two
Speaker 4: is just more fun to play in my personal opinion,
Speaker 4: because are the physical engineer to get the use.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the physics act.
Speaker 4: I think that's really cool, but I think.
Speaker 3: I think it's less cohesive.
Speaker 1: Right now, let's get game now, let's having game come
Speaker 1: in right now?
Speaker 4: What if we invade on his computer? He's just fucking
Speaker 4: doing something different. He's on a podcast now, can't turn
Speaker 4: it off.
Speaker 3: He's building, He's building Half Life that we confirm it
Speaker 3: on the show. How embarrassing would that be if they
Speaker 3: had to like cite this show for breaking Half Life.
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I hope, I hope it's good.
Speaker 4: I think I think what your for might have a
Speaker 4: chance to do it.
Speaker 3: Too, maybe, Man, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Listen that unfortunately, the fucking culture rejects have a little
Speaker 1: actually power and could really just sully the vibes of
Speaker 1: that shit.
Speaker 4: What's crazy is that I saw that, and like I
Speaker 4: saw that, like all my friends saw everybody. I know,
Speaker 4: that's a real person and they were like, Oh, that's
Speaker 4: fucking cool, Sirih looks pretty hot. She's older. Now, she's
Speaker 4: a different part of the world. I'm excited to see
Speaker 4: what happens. I wonder if Geryld's around. That's what we thought,
Speaker 4: that's what we all thought. We were like, Oh, this
Speaker 4: looks pretty interesting.
Speaker 1: No one was like oh, and then.
Speaker 4: Fucking so many other people that they're not the majority,
Speaker 4: but they're loud as as what the hell, there's a
Speaker 4: female Witcher and it's like, wow, if anyone it's not
Speaker 4: a female your named Deborah from fucking Newark, New Jersey.
Speaker 4: It's the character that's had. She's essentially been a Witcher
Speaker 4: the whole time. Then they moved the gold Puss. No,
Speaker 4: it's about she's ugly. That's the problem. And she's ugly,
Speaker 4: and then you know, this is like it's a problem.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's not gonna sell this and this, and it's like, well,
Speaker 1: it's sold this many units. Well it isn't sold as
Speaker 1: much as this. The game has only been out for
Speaker 1: a few fucking months. What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Like, they just keep I loved I loved watching but
Speaker 4: it's great. I loved watching Colin talking to that one
Speaker 4: from trying to explain to him. He tried to explain
Speaker 4: to him like just regularly, and then it turned into
Speaker 4: a pot where Colin was like, I have to talk
Speaker 4: to you like you're a child, So I'll do that,
Speaker 4: and he started just talking to him like he didn't
Speaker 4: understand the language was speaking, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, that's how, that's how you have to talk about.
Speaker 1: Why did you see what people were saying about Mystique
Speaker 1: in the new Wolverine game?
Speaker 4: Did you see that?
Speaker 1: And so, like there was a trailer right for the
Speaker 1: Wolverine game. Shit, and he's just like in fake fucking
Speaker 1: you know, South American Country or wherever the fuck he's at,
Speaker 1: fucking people up. And then like you get to see Mystique,
Speaker 1: but like from the side and they're like, oh she's ugly.
Speaker 1: Oh man, they're fucking d I Mystique, I swear to go.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, can I say this?
Speaker 3: Can I say this though about about Insomniac, She'll probably
Speaker 3: be pretty and Somniac is not good at making it.
Speaker 4: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: I'm not even disputing that like that she is especially
Speaker 1: the first that it will be really.
Speaker 4: Bad in the second time.
Speaker 3: It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't matter fundamentally because like
Speaker 3: it is weird.
Speaker 1: We have talked about the like, oh, these characters do
Speaker 1: not look attractive. They look weird.
Speaker 4: Miles in the first game, bro is dude. I'll never
Speaker 4: I'll never forget when I said that Christophers time, I
Speaker 4: was like, he was like a monkey. And the way
Speaker 4: you we were in our house, the way you turned around.
Speaker 4: You were like, Bro, what the fuck are you saying
Speaker 4: right now? We were in our living room and I
Speaker 4: said that, and you you like look over our couch
Speaker 4: in like disbelief that I said something like that. You
Speaker 4: were like, what the did you say to me?
Speaker 3: Chim the exaggerated swag of a chip, dude. The Miles
Speaker 3: looks really stupid. His costume at the end of that
Speaker 3: Spider Man two looks really stupid.
Speaker 4: Like Miles looks great in the second game. I think
Speaker 4: in the first game he looks Why.
Speaker 3: What about that costume at the end of Spider Man
Speaker 3: tw where he's.
Speaker 4: Got that costume. I don't hate that costume, but I
Speaker 4: also think, like.
Speaker 3: You should you should, You shouldn't have it. It's a
Speaker 3: bad costume. Do you know? Yeah, have you played Spier's
Speaker 3: played Spider Man two, right, Uh, Derek or no?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I actually, so I was waiting for Black Fries.
Speaker 3: I was with the Google. I was googling you. You
Speaker 3: because you because you know I was. I was googling Derek.
Speaker 3: Derek you played to show Derek something.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't play it because I was actually because
Speaker 1: I want to play it on I want to play
Speaker 1: it on PC.
Speaker 4: And uh, I mean it's been out for a while.
Speaker 1: So I was waiting for Black Friday and I was
Speaker 1: expected to be cheaper. It pissed me off. It wasn't
Speaker 1: They're just stuff stubborn. It was like it was like
Speaker 1: forty bucks.
Speaker 4: I'm like, fuck you, that's that's just too high. I think,
Speaker 4: is this like it's.
Speaker 1: Been out forever. This it come, it came out on
Speaker 1: by the time it came out on Steam, it was
Speaker 1: out forever. It's time to fucking make it way cheaper,
Speaker 1: and they just they won't budge.
Speaker 3: And so Derek, check this out. I'm gonna send you.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna send you a link to an image. This
Speaker 3: is a close up, to be fair, but you get
Speaker 3: the you get the general vibe of this. It's gonna
Speaker 3: be the chat the studio chat. Yeah, that's uh so
Speaker 3: oh ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a fan. I don't like that at all.
Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, I just don't.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't like.
Speaker 3: I think that costume is a fucking ugly suit. Look
Speaker 3: looks like the hole at the top of his head,
Speaker 3: the fact that he's covered in fucking toothpaste.
Speaker 1: Awkward fresh, dude, he looks like awkward fresh.
Speaker 4: I just think that. I just think.
Speaker 3: Coldigate Spider Man's crazy.
Speaker 4: I understand what they're trying to do. You were like,
Speaker 4: imagine if a nigga made a costume himself. That's what
Speaker 4: they're trying to do. Like because I I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think there's ass of it that are good, but
Speaker 4: it's like overall, I just don't like that. I think
Speaker 4: if the color was on the Spider only or someone
Speaker 4: on his back, that would have been fine, like the blue, Like.
Speaker 3: We're not trying to get the super depos I just
Speaker 3: I just wanted to show him that because I just
Speaker 3: think the hair is so stupid looking.
Speaker 1: It's a little I will say though. The hair looks good.
Speaker 3: Though. The constitency, yeah, the texture of it looks it's
Speaker 3: just it's just a terrible way to desire because like,
Speaker 3: first of all, why would.
Speaker 1: You even want why would you want their hair out?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well point, Hey, I know who that is. Literally,
Speaker 1: I see this nigga like all the time walking down
Speaker 1: the street. I recognize.
Speaker 3: Imagine, imagine, imagine, hold on, imagine this. Imagine doctor Neo
Speaker 3: Cortex with a Spider Mans he has. He's wearing a
Speaker 3: spider redsuit to conceal his identity, but he's got his
Speaker 3: head out, he's got his hair.
Speaker 4: Chris.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, I wonder who that is, Chris, Chris.
Speaker 4: I understand, Chris, I understand what you're doing. That is
Speaker 4: so insane say that that point is crazy.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's a good point.
Speaker 4: I think the point where it is is that Miles
Speaker 4: has that kind of hair. And you notice that whenever
Speaker 4: Miles goal was missing, a spider with that kind of
Speaker 4: hair shows up. That is dumb. That is like because
Speaker 4: anyone that knows, because the spiders are often in proximity
Speaker 4: to when shit goes wrong, obviously, what like whenever something's
Speaker 4: going wrong, usually like oh no, with Spider Man. I
Speaker 4: was with Spider Man, I was with Miles Monoles and
Speaker 4: he goes missing, and all of a sudden, I say,
Speaker 4: I swing in with the same hair. So I'm like,
Speaker 4: so I.
Speaker 3: Want to I want to. I want to translate to
Speaker 3: you what I thought you were saying, because I was
Speaker 3: in the middle of looking for another question, so I
Speaker 3: only heard like bits and pieces of that. I thought
Speaker 3: you were implying that whenever shit goes wrong for Spider Man,
Speaker 3: spiders appear who look like them.
Speaker 4: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: So I thought, like, oh, what, like a spider with
Speaker 3: like that hair, like a real spider with like creds
Speaker 3: or whatever shows up Spider Man three, that's crazy. I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 4: I love it. I think I think that game. I like,
Speaker 4: I can understand him making a suit like his sue
Speaker 4: for his tenth anniversary. I love that. I don't know
Speaker 4: where he has the hoodie. He has the hoodie on,
Speaker 4: and he has the what do you call it? The
Speaker 4: black and red and he has like the sneakers. I
Speaker 4: think that costume looks sick because I think that's like
Speaker 4: what Street where is from New York. That's what New
Speaker 4: Yorker's young New Yorker is actually dressed like. But you're
Speaker 4: so right, but that costume is like, bro, what are
Speaker 4: you doing my nigga. I get the idea of the flair,
Speaker 4: but like, also.
Speaker 3: That's it's the exaggerated.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 3: That video is so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: It's like, hey, you know, maybe you shouldn't say that,
Speaker 1: but all right, whatever, maybe don't say.
Speaker 4: That says a job. I want to he kept his job.
Speaker 4: Likely not, but I wonder if he did.
Speaker 3: Miles exhibits the uppity charisma, of the uppity charisma.
Speaker 4: The uppity charisma of a of a negro, that can
Speaker 4: of a well read negro. And I think this is
Speaker 4: really interesting.
Speaker 3: You get the sense listening to Miles Morales that he
Speaker 3: can spell.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 4: You assume his half hispanding nature gives him a little
Speaker 4: more human at all.
Speaker 1: And it's like, what you are bagging to get fired?
Speaker 1: You want an unemployment?
Speaker 3: I get it. It tough.
Speaker 4: I'm ready to get out of here. Man, Let's just
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Speaker 4: Dude you were set. You sent me at like three
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Speaker 3: I feel like you sent me something recently too that
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was. I was on a roll like one night.
Speaker 4: Dude. They get you, bro, sometimes they get you and
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Speaker 1: Holy fuck? How adorable this little guy is?
Speaker 3: Chris?
Speaker 4: Is he.
Speaker 3: So stupid. That is such a twenty and he's got
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Speaker 1: Whatever?
Speaker 4: Man, that's great.
Speaker 1: We got that gator money.
Speaker 3: Oh it was. It was the guy playing guitar uh
Speaker 3: and saying what what did and the dude that.
Speaker 1: Ship made me laugh like a minute, the sound effect
Speaker 1: laughing like a minute.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christy, Yeah, we gotta go.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I said.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 4: I sit in the video of the guy like knocking
Speaker 4: the dude out and then stomping on the dude, and
Speaker 4: I was like, what so due? The internet is so fucked.
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Speaker 3: entire story arc of drinking peepee.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I wouldn't say she did, but continue, Yeah, you wouldn't,
Speaker 4: would you, Yeah, yes, I wouldn't. I would not.
Speaker 3: My pregnant wife said she lost the baby. I told
Speaker 3: her to go find it. Big chrissy video, crazy a company.
Speaker 3: You see that video. I know you've see the video right.
Speaker 3: There's a there's like a a whole brew haha happening,
Speaker 3: like some whole fight, like chaos happening outside. It's like nighttime.
Speaker 3: It's I got like almost like a strip mall. It's
Speaker 3: a black guy going like bro. They just found out
Speaker 3: Eda Needdy got canceling.
Speaker 4: For some time.
Speaker 3: He's been off the air for years for.
Speaker 1: Some time now.
Speaker 4: Then it was gunshots.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I found that video, Like I saw that video
Speaker 3: years ago and I found it again recently, like popped
Speaker 3: up on my feet. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I'm so glad I saw this again. The delivery is
Speaker 3: so like you you know it's not real, but he
Speaker 3: has such conviction the way he says it worred it's
Speaker 3: like I almost mistaken.
Speaker 4: And he's been off the air for some time now.
Speaker 4: Eddie said, sometime now is crazy? Do that mean he's
Speaker 4: a little I mean he has he's well smoken. That
Speaker 4: means he's been.
Speaker 3: Off the air. For years that video crazy?
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Speaker 3: gay boy farty young Colin mistaking white fosphorus for flower.
Speaker 3: The dead spider returns the crnch young Colin pushing out uh,
Speaker 3: pushing current day Colin into a wood chiper feet first,
Speaker 3: and then making snow angels in the spring.
Speaker 1: This awesome?
Speaker 3: Uh? King dad kao Chris BINOI in his sleep for years?
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Uh, It's insane. Delta Gamma literally fed this toddler last week.
Speaker 3: Why is it still crying? What are you giggling about?
Speaker 3: What are you smiling about?
Speaker 4: Watching the video it's earnest like his his oh did
Speaker 4: you find it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I found the.
Speaker 3: How'd you find that video?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 3: I guess it's just added Eddie.
Speaker 4: He's like, it's been off the IF for some time now?
Speaker 4: Why is everybody sapping arms? Manuel met a white ball.
Speaker 3: It's the silences between his he's reaffirming the camera that no, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's been off the air for a while. Like there's
Speaker 3: like a lot of silence. It's just like ambient recording. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh god, and for years.
Speaker 4: And at the end is said, what cartoon will you go?
Speaker 4: This hard foreigner's a riot happening right in front of him.
Speaker 3: I just love the idea of finding out that end
Speaker 3: of it he is no longer on TV in twenty
Speaker 3: twenty one, and then rioting about it and somehow getting
Speaker 3: enough people to join the cause to get that idea
Speaker 3: is awesome.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's like truly, that's like true hypnotic levels
Speaker 4: of bullshit, where you like you can make the lesser
Speaker 4: man riot alongside you because of something.
Speaker 3: Oh oh man, Metroit prime for is getting cooked in it?
Speaker 3: Good lord? All right? Climbing less good?
Speaker 4: Is it getting good reviews? Apparent?
Speaker 3: I've only seen I've only seen people be like it's fine, I've.
Speaker 4: Got us Nintendo some No matter what, people that love
Speaker 4: it are gonna be like, this is the best game
Speaker 4: ever made. And I feel like Game Coming is gonna
Speaker 4: be like this is amazing too.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I miss I couldn't. I could not
Speaker 3: have misspelled Metroid prime for in a more obnoxious way.
Speaker 4: How do you spell it wrong?
Speaker 3: So I'm just okay. So here's the thing. So here's
Speaker 3: the thing.
Speaker 4: Did you put metoid dot com prime for? I was
Speaker 4: like half looking. I was like half looking off screen.
Speaker 3: Uh, what is the how is it Metroid prime for?
Speaker 3: I'm curious Metacritic. I guess, Uh, it's exactly eighty, So
Speaker 3: I guess it's like So it's okay. There's some people
Speaker 3: who really don't like it, though, literally fed this time
Speaker 3: of last week. Whise this is crying Delta Gamma claim
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Speaker 4: What was?
Speaker 3: Uh? What was? What was the thing we came up with,
Speaker 3: like Pennywise's cousin, Nickel Stupid? Was that?
Speaker 1: I think that's sounds I think.
Speaker 4: So stupid. Can I make.
Speaker 3: Request for the audience to draw Nickel stupid?
Speaker 4: Guy?
Speaker 3: What the what's the character designed for? Guy?
Speaker 4: If you if you create, if you create a really
Speaker 4: good one, we will actually pay you and put it
Speaker 4: on you will put it on merch. N I'm a
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Speaker 1: I don't remember it.
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Speaker 3: Fair trade?
Speaker 4: Fair trade, I would be I would have to take
Speaker 4: my own life.
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Speaker 3: Fat Joe once said, now wait what, as Fat Joe
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Speaker 3: Good for you? Man, that took a second for you.
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Speaker 3: didn't just hut out, It did not cut out. He
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Speaker 4: and just give up to.
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Speaker 1: It's awesome.
Speaker 3: A sixty five year old enjoying this program is so bewildering.
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Speaker 3: I'll pay full price on PC. I don't care, Like
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Speaker 3: game is even still avail. Concord is gone, you know.
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Speaker 3: a lot of money on it, and and it wasn't good.
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Speaker 4: How crazy he found. Where do you find a baby
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Speaker 3: What that is crazy?
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Speaker 3: Look, we gotta go, We gotta go. Piccolos Burdo mouth looking,
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Speaker 3: And why is it always gotta be open? I actually
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Speaker 1: We did it, Damn. I was trying to find an
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Speaker 1: guy modeled them to look insane. As we were talking
Speaker 1: about Fat Joe earlier. I really wanted you to see it,
Speaker 1: but I can't find it.
Speaker 4: It is this the whole horizon.
Speaker 1: It's just like him, like he keeps making like a
Speaker 1: truck horn, fucking like like he's and like in the
Speaker 1: background and his eyes were like this fucking big. It's
Speaker 1: so funny. It's so fucking funny. I just I can't
Speaker 1: find it anyway.
Speaker 3: Right, Well, we'll see you guys next time. Thanks for watching,
Speaker 3: Thanks for all your sport, Thanks for the attagon us
Speaker 3: and the recap stuff. It's been fun. We'll see you
Speaker 3: next time. Bye.
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