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<v Speaker 1>Need advice, Taco Bub to the rescue di for ask

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<v Speaker 1>Taco Bob on one.

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<v Speaker 2>O one one W t R hard.

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<v Speaker 3>Mug you okay there, Elsie? Yeah? How you doing doing

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<v Speaker 3>all right?

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<v Speaker 4>Just looking at the overwhelming amount of text coming through.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Plus there's that stack there of questions that we've

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<v Speaker 3>been assembling, me and that guy I work with this

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<v Speaker 3>morning for you. Uh. This segment brought you, as always

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<v Speaker 3>by Petties Meats State Road four thirty four in Longwood,

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<v Speaker 3>just west of I four. It's a veritable meat mecca.

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<v Speaker 2>It is.

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<v Speaker 4>You walk into Patties, pour yourself an ice cold draft

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<v Speaker 4>beer that's free Hold beer, Cowld beer and it's free,

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<v Speaker 4>by the way, complimentary, and walk around check out the

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<v Speaker 4>different things they have, high quality meats, everything from appetizers

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<v Speaker 4>to desserts.

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<v Speaker 3>Open in Longwood on State Road four thirty four, just

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<v Speaker 3>west of I four, Monday through Saturday ten to six.

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<v Speaker 3>That's Petty's Meat. So how you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Man? Doing well?

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<v Speaker 4>I had a bunch of kama. The Trump signs made

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<v Speaker 4>up to put outside polling sites create a little confusion,

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<v Speaker 4>you know for the people walking in.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't take you as an operative.

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<v Speaker 4>Figured I just have to make things, make people be

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<v Speaker 4>on their toes. Aren't you wondering who the Life coach

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<v Speaker 4>voted for?

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<v Speaker 3>I generally don't ask people that if you want to

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<v Speaker 3>tell us.

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<v Speaker 4>Good because it's none of your business. Just like it's

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<v Speaker 4>none of your business who somebody votes for. It's just

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<v Speaker 4>like you know how much you make at your job.

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<v Speaker 4>It's nobody else's business. I can give you a hint though,

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah rhymes with Benjamin Crump's brother.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, was he a judge or a lawyer?

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<v Speaker 3>He's he's an advocate attorney?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yea, his brother Ronald el.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think they're related.

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<v Speaker 4>LCTV said Ronald l C tb rhymed with brother l

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<v Speaker 4>C TB. I'm seeing this young woman. We seem to

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<v Speaker 4>like each other. But how do I tell go about

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<v Speaker 4>telling her about my criminal past without losing her?

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<v Speaker 2>That's tough.

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<v Speaker 3>Does he say what that criminal past?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Tails, No, just my criminal past and leaves herd that that.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got to be honest, But there's a there's subtle

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<v Speaker 4>ways to honesty. Next time you're like weigh in bed together,

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<v Speaker 4>just gander down at your ankle right and say, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>see that scar? And then you make a pity thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeas are tough times. That's from my ankle monitor lines. No,

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<v Speaker 4>you're just making her feel bad that you had a

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<v Speaker 4>scar because it really must hurt you. And then you can,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, easier, and that shouldn't freaker owd at all.

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<v Speaker 4>You're in bed with her at the time, you tell her,

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<v Speaker 4>he's the doorway to that information open. Yeah, yes, I'll

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<v Speaker 4>get to the fiance one of a little bit. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 4>all these texts are coming in non stop. Life coach,

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<v Speaker 4>wife and I voted for different presidential candidates, and now

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<v Speaker 4>she's given me the cold shoulder in the sex department.

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<v Speaker 2>What do I do?

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<v Speaker 4>All you two did was cancel each other's votes out,

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<v Speaker 4>So you should just kind of let her know. There's

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<v Speaker 4>a golden rule when it comes to this. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 4>have to leave politics outside the bedroom door, right, And

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<v Speaker 4>that's a smart thing to do because not all not

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<v Speaker 4>all couples have the same thoughts and beliefs.

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<v Speaker 2>So unless you're going.

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<v Speaker 4>To do some role playing where you put on an American flag,

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<v Speaker 4>that's the only way that you can bring in, you

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<v Speaker 4>know that to the bedroom. You put on the American

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<v Speaker 4>flag undies and she dresses his statue of Liberty.

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<v Speaker 3>Red white, blue condom.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know about that. That dies. It's probably well

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<v Speaker 2>this bottle rocket, yeah, room and candle.

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<v Speaker 4>But if she dress up at the Statue of Liberty,

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<v Speaker 4>that might be kind of a turn off.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, let's see.

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<v Speaker 4>How that would be, you know, with all the patina

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<v Speaker 4>they clean that, didn't they Yeah? What's the best concert

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<v Speaker 4>you've ever been to? LC have a bucket list or

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<v Speaker 4>have a couple on my bucket list? Just looking for

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<v Speaker 4>a few other ideas. I've been a lot of concerts.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna have to go with definitely Frank Sinatra in Vegas.

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<v Speaker 4>This was prior to his rat Pack days.

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<v Speaker 2>How old are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 4>I'd love to see them at the Sphere. Wouldn't that

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<v Speaker 4>be great? Sinatra in the rat Pack at the Sphere?

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<v Speaker 4>Next best show was Insane Cloud Posse open up for Gary.

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<v Speaker 2>Big Juggalo Here.

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<v Speaker 4>To clarify, that was before the lead singer of Gwar

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<v Speaker 4>died and they set his body on fire and pushed

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<v Speaker 4>him out.

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<v Speaker 2>In the lake in a Viking ship.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh need your help, life coach. I know it seems wrong,

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<v Speaker 4>but I'm really digging my step mom. Before you judge,

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<v Speaker 4>open up the picture.

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<v Speaker 2>That I emailed you. Hold on.

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<v Speaker 4>You sure, yeah, hold on, I gotta find it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Uh that camera can't pick this up?

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<v Speaker 3>Can it give it a whirl? There on the face?

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<v Speaker 2>Now, that's not your step mom. Normally, be the old

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<v Speaker 2>life coach would frown on this.

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<v Speaker 1>Boy.

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<v Speaker 4>Boy, Well, let's be honest, if you got a shot

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<v Speaker 4>at the title with that, you'd have to question your

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<v Speaker 4>sanity if you didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Plus step, I mean, it's like a step stool. It's

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<v Speaker 2>really not related.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, you're just kind of it's a step mom.

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<v Speaker 3>So don't let silly titles get in the way.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't believe you have a picture of her their nipples.

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<v Speaker 4>That's why I asked if the Facebook Live could see that,

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<v Speaker 4>because you can see right through those Look at the

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<v Speaker 4>fountain in the bag. Wow, you guys getting a nice

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<v Speaker 4>We'll see come back to us, Come back to us,

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<v Speaker 4>ice ice fry. There's a big stack of questions there

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<v Speaker 4>are still what's your favorite French fry? LC regular steak

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<v Speaker 4>cut or crinkle cut? All right, look none of the above.

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<v Speaker 3>Aren't you supposed to be helping people knock them quizzing

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<v Speaker 3>you on stuff?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, I just answer what comes in uh, just quick,

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<v Speaker 4>none of the above on that. I'm going tater tots.

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<v Speaker 4>And of course, if you're gonna get tater tots, probably

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<v Speaker 4>you didn't say something with truffle no truffle oil, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>like that stuff. But no, if you're gonna get tater tots.

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<v Speaker 2>You got get him loaded, just like me.

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<v Speaker 4>After Martini Monday down at the Racket Club LCTV.

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<v Speaker 2>Who oh, we.

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<v Speaker 4>Got a couple of these coming in. Who will fly

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<v Speaker 4>your Sikorski? Since Donnie has a new job, I was

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<v Speaker 4>wondering why he turned in ninety day notice just this morning? Right, No,

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<v Speaker 4>yesterday late? Well, technically he would have been this morning.

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<v Speaker 4>It was about three o'clock in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Call.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's that guy?

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<v Speaker 4>Ain't you just wait in the guest house? Dude, that's

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<v Speaker 4>my temporary flight fly or a pilot. That's Fred. We're

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<v Speaker 4>looking around still. I know that a lot of you

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<v Speaker 4>have applied for the position before. Okay, it's nice of

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<v Speaker 4>him to give you a ninety day notice. That gives

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<v Speaker 4>you an ample time to really find the right candidate.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, life coach.

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<v Speaker 4>I had one apply but she wasn't cutting it. Life coach,

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<v Speaker 4>what do you think is an appropriate amount to spend

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<v Speaker 4>on scratch offs. Okay, let's break this down. People give

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<v Speaker 4>churches ten percent when they tithe. Right, just think of

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<v Speaker 4>it as the lottery church. Right, You're just given ten

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<v Speaker 4>percent of the income to the lottery Gods.

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<v Speaker 3>You're encouraging you to spend ten percent of their income

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<v Speaker 3>on lottery tickets.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean they're gonna still give their ten percent to

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<v Speaker 4>church if they tithe, then do ten percent.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the lottery guards.

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<v Speaker 4>And then you got to give the life coach ten

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<v Speaker 4>percent for giving the advice?

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<v Speaker 2>Does that sound like a good, good angle?

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't tell them to take the ten percent from

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<v Speaker 3>the church and double down on the lottery. Oh your

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<v Speaker 3>return on your investment at least potentially. Did I just

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<v Speaker 3>say that?

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<v Speaker 2>I just I didn't hear you reading this text.

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<v Speaker 4>So many signs lately, you know, like the signs out

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<v Speaker 4>in front of the precincts. I think I voted for

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<v Speaker 4>my realtor. That's good, We've got time for one more, right, sure?

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<v Speaker 3>Why not?

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<v Speaker 2>Coach life, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>Coach wife has been watching Real Housewives of New York

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<v Speaker 4>lately and has a complete misconception of real life and

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<v Speaker 4>our finances. The latest is that she's demanding a boob job.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm all about new boobs, but we just really can't

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<v Speaker 4>afford them. You got a level with her and let

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<v Speaker 4>her know that financially, she's more like the real housewives

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<v Speaker 4>of Biflow, you know, more of a double wide lifestyle

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<v Speaker 4>than a double D lifestyle.

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<v Speaker 2>And tell her.

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<v Speaker 4>While she's dreaming about all this, the laundry's piling up,

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<v Speaker 4>So get out in the front yard and do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh nothing against Bethlow by the way, three two eight

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<v Speaker 4>to represent.

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<v Speaker 2>Fred. Oh my god, this this really doesn't roll off

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<v Speaker 2>the tongue.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey Fred, Yes, Fred, he's there at twip.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. Put down the doughnuts, so let's go.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you. The lightly regarded in world renowned lc CB Glinch.

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<v Speaker 1>You Tako on demand, download the iHeartRadio app and listen

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<v Speaker 3>From the Bogan Muns and Mone