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Speaker 3: Mug you okay there, Elsie? Yeah? How you doing doing
Speaker 3: all right?
Speaker 4: Just looking at the overwhelming amount of text coming through.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Plus there's that stack there of questions that we've
Speaker 3: been assembling, me and that guy I work with this
Speaker 3: morning for you. Uh. This segment brought you, as always
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Speaker 2: Man? Doing well?
Speaker 4: I had a bunch of kama. The Trump signs made
Speaker 4: up to put outside polling sites create a little confusion,
Speaker 4: you know for the people walking in.
Speaker 3: I didn't take you as an operative.
Speaker 4: Figured I just have to make things, make people be
Speaker 4: on their toes. Aren't you wondering who the Life coach
Speaker 4: voted for?
Speaker 3: I generally don't ask people that if you want to
Speaker 3: tell us.
Speaker 4: Good because it's none of your business. Just like it's
Speaker 4: none of your business who somebody votes for. It's just
Speaker 4: like you know how much you make at your job.
Speaker 4: It's nobody else's business. I can give you a hint though,
Speaker 4: Yeah rhymes with Benjamin Crump's brother.
Speaker 2: You know, was he a judge or a lawyer?
Speaker 3: He's he's an advocate attorney?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yea, his brother Ronald el.
Speaker 3: I don't think they're related.
Speaker 4: LCTV said Ronald l C tb rhymed with brother l
Speaker 4: C TB. I'm seeing this young woman. We seem to
Speaker 4: like each other. But how do I tell go about
Speaker 4: telling her about my criminal past without losing her?
Speaker 2: That's tough.
Speaker 3: Does he say what that criminal past?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Tails, No, just my criminal past and leaves herd that that.
Speaker 4: You've got to be honest, But there's a there's subtle
Speaker 4: ways to honesty. Next time you're like weigh in bed together,
Speaker 4: just gander down at your ankle right and say, oh,
Speaker 4: see that scar? And then you make a pity thing.
Speaker 4: Yeas are tough times. That's from my ankle monitor lines. No,
Speaker 4: you're just making her feel bad that you had a
Speaker 4: scar because it really must hurt you. And then you can,
Speaker 4: you know, easier, and that shouldn't freaker owd at all.
Speaker 4: You're in bed with her at the time, you tell her,
Speaker 4: he's the doorway to that information open. Yeah, yes, I'll
Speaker 4: get to the fiance one of a little bit. Hold on,
Speaker 4: all these texts are coming in non stop. Life coach,
Speaker 4: wife and I voted for different presidential candidates, and now
Speaker 4: she's given me the cold shoulder in the sex department.
Speaker 2: What do I do?
Speaker 4: All you two did was cancel each other's votes out,
Speaker 4: So you should just kind of let her know. There's
Speaker 4: a golden rule when it comes to this. Okay, you
Speaker 4: have to leave politics outside the bedroom door, right, And
Speaker 4: that's a smart thing to do because not all not
Speaker 4: all couples have the same thoughts and beliefs.
Speaker 2: So unless you're going.
Speaker 4: To do some role playing where you put on an American flag,
Speaker 4: that's the only way that you can bring in, you
Speaker 4: know that to the bedroom. You put on the American
Speaker 4: flag undies and she dresses his statue of Liberty.
Speaker 3: Red white, blue condom.
Speaker 2: I don't know about that. That dies. It's probably well
Speaker 2: this bottle rocket, yeah, room and candle.
Speaker 4: But if she dress up at the Statue of Liberty,
Speaker 4: that might be kind of a turn off.
Speaker 2: Actually, let's see.
Speaker 4: How that would be, you know, with all the patina
Speaker 4: they clean that, didn't they Yeah? What's the best concert
Speaker 4: you've ever been to? LC have a bucket list or
Speaker 4: have a couple on my bucket list? Just looking for
Speaker 4: a few other ideas. I've been a lot of concerts.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to go with definitely Frank Sinatra in Vegas.
Speaker 4: This was prior to his rat Pack days.
Speaker 2: How old are you?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 4: I'd love to see them at the Sphere. Wouldn't that
Speaker 4: be great? Sinatra in the rat Pack at the Sphere?
Speaker 4: Next best show was Insane Cloud Posse open up for Gary.
Speaker 2: Big Juggalo Here.
Speaker 4: To clarify, that was before the lead singer of Gwar
Speaker 4: died and they set his body on fire and pushed
Speaker 4: him out.
Speaker 2: In the lake in a Viking ship.
Speaker 4: Uh need your help, life coach. I know it seems wrong,
Speaker 4: but I'm really digging my step mom. Before you judge,
Speaker 4: open up the picture.
Speaker 2: That I emailed you. Hold on.
Speaker 4: You sure, yeah, hold on, I gotta find it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Uh that camera can't pick this up?
Speaker 3: Can it give it a whirl? There on the face?
Speaker 2: Now, that's not your step mom. Normally, be the old
Speaker 2: life coach would frown on this.
Speaker 1: Boy.
Speaker 4: Boy, Well, let's be honest, if you got a shot
Speaker 4: at the title with that, you'd have to question your
Speaker 4: sanity if you didn't.
Speaker 2: Plus step, I mean, it's like a step stool. It's
Speaker 2: really not related.
Speaker 4: You know, you're just kind of it's a step mom.
Speaker 3: So don't let silly titles get in the way.
Speaker 4: I can't believe you have a picture of her their nipples.
Speaker 4: That's why I asked if the Facebook Live could see that,
Speaker 4: because you can see right through those Look at the
Speaker 4: fountain in the bag. Wow, you guys getting a nice
Speaker 4: We'll see come back to us, Come back to us,
Speaker 4: ice ice fry. There's a big stack of questions there
Speaker 4: are still what's your favorite French fry? LC regular steak
Speaker 4: cut or crinkle cut? All right, look none of the above.
Speaker 3: Aren't you supposed to be helping people knock them quizzing
Speaker 3: you on stuff?
Speaker 4: Hey, I just answer what comes in uh, just quick,
Speaker 4: none of the above on that. I'm going tater tots.
Speaker 4: And of course, if you're gonna get tater tots, probably
Speaker 4: you didn't say something with truffle no truffle oil, yeah,
Speaker 4: like that stuff. But no, if you're gonna get tater tots.
Speaker 2: You got get him loaded, just like me.
Speaker 4: After Martini Monday down at the Racket Club LCTV.
Speaker 2: Who oh, we.
Speaker 4: Got a couple of these coming in. Who will fly
Speaker 4: your Sikorski? Since Donnie has a new job, I was
Speaker 4: wondering why he turned in ninety day notice just this morning? Right, No,
Speaker 4: yesterday late? Well, technically he would have been this morning.
Speaker 4: It was about three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: Call.
Speaker 2: Who's that guy?
Speaker 4: Ain't you just wait in the guest house? Dude, that's
Speaker 4: my temporary flight fly or a pilot. That's Fred. We're
Speaker 4: looking around still. I know that a lot of you
Speaker 4: have applied for the position before. Okay, it's nice of
Speaker 4: him to give you a ninety day notice. That gives
Speaker 4: you an ample time to really find the right candidate.
Speaker 2: Hey, life coach.
Speaker 4: I had one apply but she wasn't cutting it. Life coach,
Speaker 4: what do you think is an appropriate amount to spend
Speaker 4: on scratch offs. Okay, let's break this down. People give
Speaker 4: churches ten percent when they tithe. Right, just think of
Speaker 4: it as the lottery church. Right, You're just given ten
Speaker 4: percent of the income to the lottery Gods.
Speaker 3: You're encouraging you to spend ten percent of their income
Speaker 3: on lottery tickets.
Speaker 4: I mean they're gonna still give their ten percent to
Speaker 4: church if they tithe, then do ten percent.
Speaker 2: Of the lottery guards.
Speaker 4: And then you got to give the life coach ten
Speaker 4: percent for giving the advice?
Speaker 2: Does that sound like a good, good angle?
Speaker 3: You didn't tell them to take the ten percent from
Speaker 3: the church and double down on the lottery. Oh your
Speaker 3: return on your investment at least potentially. Did I just
Speaker 3: say that?
Speaker 2: I just I didn't hear you reading this text.
Speaker 4: So many signs lately, you know, like the signs out
Speaker 4: in front of the precincts. I think I voted for
Speaker 4: my realtor. That's good, We've got time for one more, right, sure?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 2: Coach life, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Coach wife has been watching Real Housewives of New York
Speaker 4: lately and has a complete misconception of real life and
Speaker 4: our finances. The latest is that she's demanding a boob job.
Speaker 4: I'm all about new boobs, but we just really can't
Speaker 4: afford them. You got a level with her and let
Speaker 4: her know that financially, she's more like the real housewives
Speaker 4: of Biflow, you know, more of a double wide lifestyle
Speaker 4: than a double D lifestyle.
Speaker 2: And tell her.
Speaker 4: While she's dreaming about all this, the laundry's piling up,
Speaker 4: So get out in the front yard and do it.
Speaker 4: Oh nothing against Bethlow by the way, three two eight
Speaker 4: to represent.
Speaker 2: Fred. Oh my god, this this really doesn't roll off
Speaker 2: the tongue.
Speaker 3: Hey Fred, Yes, Fred, he's there at twip.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Put down the doughnuts, so let's go.
Speaker 3: Thank you. The lightly regarded in world renowned lc CB Glinch.
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