Speaker 1: Let's all start to you to present. Off the bench
with Jacob Hester and T Bob Abart. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, off the bench with Jacob Hester and T
Bob Aybar.
Speaker 2: I got to come off the pitch.
Speaker 1: Now, here's Jacob Hester and T Bob a bear?
Speaker 2: What happening y'all?
Speaker 3: Look now?
Speaker 2: Number two of O T B. I don't know why
chat is talking about alcohol enemas is a very weird
thing to read when I would have the chat for
a first time in a minute Saints talk entire hour two. Yes,
we got a lot to break down as Kellen Moore
has interviewed people. Three I thought it was three D
decordinet cannons two decordinator cannons, human beings. Who do you interview?
Speaker 4: Brandon Staley? Okay man, I can't remember the other dB
coach from somewhere.
Speaker 2: Durrante got an interview, right, Donta Jones.
Speaker 4: Maybe it wasn't Deante Jones.
Speaker 2: Pretty sure it was Deronte Jones. I feel like I
feel like was was better here than he gets credit for.
He was better here than he gets credit for. I
like tote a lot coach coach O did not do
him any favors at the beginning, and when he finally
let Jones do his thing. That Alabama. That Alabama, I
mean you remember it. He was great.
Speaker 5: Wait did we say Christian Parker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's the one. I was just struggled. That
sounds like a fake name. I've never heard of him.
Speaker 5: Eagles DB's coach, Christian Parker.
Speaker 2: Okay, guys, Christian Parker, I mean no, sorry, I don't
know the Eagles position coaches, and they did meet with
Deronte Jones. I'd be good too, by Cooper de Jean
and Quinyan Mitchell. You know, I'd be a great DB's coach.
I'd say, hey, guys, drop and lock him up. Okay,
there you go.
Speaker 6: You know he used to be the dB coach and
the quality control coach at the Broncos.
Speaker 2: Are you on Wikipedia or I'm on my brain? Okay, Yeah, he's.
Speaker 5: The defensive he was at A and M.
Speaker 2: You didn't know that, you would, yeah, you would know
that known an M lover exactly.
Speaker 6: I forgot to say this when y'all were interrogating me
about my loyalty or whatever. But I am actively rooting
against Texas baseball this year because because of Snake. I
really wanted them to get off to a bad start
this week, and unfortunately they took two or three.
Speaker 2: I mean, why why they lose? They played State Oklahoma,
they play like good to.
Speaker 5: You, they be ole miss tend to zero, and then
they lost to Louisville.
Speaker 4: Though Louisville, all right, something to fill me in on
the snakel what's what's the deal?
Speaker 2: Because he pulled the most snaky belly on the ground
move ever.
Speaker 4: Yes, but y'all are acting like that's bad news. Screw
A and M. That's hilarious.
Speaker 6: Yes, but I still don't want be successful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Like it's such a greasy It's not the
move itself, it's how he handled it. It's yelling at
the stood reporter, it's all that stuff. It's not again,
it's not the move itself, it's how he handled it.
But yeah, it's such a greasy move that I just
don't want to be successful. I actually don't really care
about Texas baseball and that, you know, I always want
Texts to lose because whatever. Yeah, like I have no
real animates towards Texas Baseball.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 5: I just don't want somebody like that to be successful.
Speaker 2: And again it's not about yeah, exactly, it's not about
A and M. Like, I agree with you.
Speaker 4: It is funny that like anytime A and M's like, guys,
like we're A and M, we're the elite, and their
coach always leaves them for the prettier girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I know, it's just you know, the players.
How did A and M do this week? Because the
players were very excited on that new coach that they had.
They were all super pumped the.
Speaker 5: Assistant they swept, but they swept Elon.
Speaker 6: So if we're going to do this the whole, yeah,
if we're going to do the whole, like, oh lsu,
who cares?
Speaker 5: They played pretty fort Wayne, I mean they played Elon.
Speaker 4: Also, Like that's fine that they were all excited. What
do you want the players to say? Be like, guys,
we lost lost Negel. This new guys sucks, like what
are we supposed to do?
Speaker 2: I know, but I've done enough interviews and heard enough
where it's like I can tell like you know, when
people maybe used to ask me and you would not
necessarily give your honest thoughts. You give your kind of
you know, run the mill, Oh he's great, this is
or whatever like, I feel like I can read when
it's sincere and when it's just we are going through
the motions of what we know, we are supposed to say,
and and and players coaches don't always work out. I'm
not saying this like one hundred percent good, but I do.
I think the A and M players were legitimately it
was like, Okay, it was like remember when Marcus Freeman
was hired Notre Dame. Yeah, and all the players are
super super hype. We're like, ah, can he do it?
Can he not?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 2: That took that well. I think it was kind of
a similar feeling higher when it was made. Even though
I don't remember the A and M guy's.
Speaker 5: Name, Michael something I forget too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh what you have the philade w dB coach.
You hadn't know that? Okay, okay, okay, yeah exactly. Christian
Parker by the way, Christian Parker, Yes, Christian Parker. That's
the beause major fake name energy. I agree with Nookie.
The one good thing about shaw Snegles move was it
did kind of take away a lot of the headlines
from Tennessee's Natty.
Speaker 4: Exactly, guys, he spurns A and L and takes away
the Shane from Tennessee like this is that?
Speaker 5: That's true A weekend.
Speaker 2: At a time when SEC football struggling, is the SEC
about to have the best basketball conference ever and maybe
the best baseball conference ever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's word on the street is LSU could get on.
I mean not LU not LSU. They're not getting in
the tournament. The SEC could have ten teams in the
NCAA tournament.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought I read like even like maybe like
thirteen or something insane.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean maybe not whatever in thirteen I can't remember.
With Oklahoma, Ole, Miss LSU falling off. That's true, that's
probably not gonna happen. But yeah, ten teams.
Speaker 2: Shout of DELASU saltball. We didn't mention them. Another five
and oh weekend for LSU saltball with just a plethora
of ranked wins. So to beat UTRDS in six nil
on Friday, then later than night Friday, number twenty two
Northwestern falls seven to one. They opened again with Northwestern
on Saturday with an eight h five run game double header.
On Saturday, they beat number seventeen Virginia Tech seven to two,
and then they close out the series beating Virginia Tech
seven to four, four ranked wins. Third season a row.
Tina's squad has started ten and zero. Great job. He
guess what they got another tournament coming up this weekend.
Speaker 7: And that is Chicago Northwestern, not the one in Acada,
no shade to the Demons, but that's number twenty two
in the country.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Northwestern.
Speaker 7: That came down and LSU beats them, not even close,
I mean seven to one and then eight nothing in
five innings. And this is something that we've become accustomed to,
is just Betterina and this team early in the year,
challenging themselves and playing all these ranked teams, and then,
like you mentioned, I mean, you get four ranked wins
in a row, and I don't know how many times
that's happened, I mean, four straight ranked wins. And so
now you're gonna challenge yourself again, going to have another
tournament invitational, and then if I'm not mistaken, you go
out west again.
Speaker 2: I believe so, right, Tita, Yeah, yeah, you go to
I'm looking at it right now. So this weekend, Penn State,
Southern miss and Nichols are coming to town for the
LST Invitational. Then you got the Judy Garman Classic. Of course,
Judy Garman, creator of the Garmin GPS. Uh, and you're
gonna find your directions out there to fullerdon You got
U c l A cal State fullerdon Utah, Notre Day
Uh maybe maybe.
Speaker 7: Actually Notre names Yeah yeah yeah in Weaver State.
Speaker 2: God, how many games are they playing on? Oh? It
starts on Thursday. I thought there was like four games
in one day. Notre Dame and Weaver saying yeah, it's
gonna be awesome. Also, I have no idea Judy Garment is.
I apologize.
Speaker 4: I thought you were. I thought you were trying to
say Judy Garland, the old actress.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just thought I just thought he was saying
it wrong.
Speaker 2: Judy Garment Classic, Judy Coach Classic. He is a coach
that makes sense, not the inventor of the Garment GPS.
Speaker 7: U c l A is number four in the country.
So you know, just another test for Oh.
Speaker 2: And that's who you open with Thursday at too. Okay,
it's a little bit of away there. You still up
the Type classic next week to uh to take care
of all right? This has been a very a d
D segment. I apologize because we're supposed talk football here. Uh,
when we get back, we can it in as again.
Like I said, a very interesting position change. You had
a spring reclassified five star that could maybe end up
as a part of LSU's haul, and maybe you get
us something that Clemson talk I was getting into. Let's
keep a locked here on off the bench.
Speaker 1: Off the bench, go.
Speaker 2: To Central plumb dot org nine two five eighty five
the two Central Plumbing dot Org I do two. Okay, guys,
if you need any plumbing help, any problems, whatsoever. Twenty
four seven Emergent Service Licensed bonded your employees plat repricing,
great warranty. Bang, bang got you? Now, what about a
bathroom remodel? Maybe something like a tankless water here, some
sort of upgrade. Again, Central Plumbing is your answer and
has been for half a century, guys, half a century.
So trust the company that has not just stood the
test of time but grown over time. Central plum dot org.
Plum dot org. Go to the website today.
Speaker 7: I've said, check out that remodel game that's at your
home or your business.
Speaker 2: If you're looking for something new.
Speaker 8: Bang?
Speaker 2: Who what? Who said that right in that Harlem?
Speaker 7: Maybe it is Emerald did it as well, CenTra, who's
bam bam?
Speaker 2: Mike Breen is bang okay?
Speaker 7: Well, Central Plumbing will say all that while the picture
two two five matches five eighty.
Speaker 3: Two you need, Maybe I'm not.
Speaker 1: Welcome in to the best morning sports this show around
off the bench with Hester and t Bob.
Speaker 2: Speaking of ball slams lone just talking about working on
the block doing a bunch of ball slims this weekend.
Speaker 5: One hundred.
Speaker 2: I want to give you every inch of my love,
which is a lot, because I got a big heart.
I got a massive, thick heart that is just ready
to take on the world. KYE want to give it
all to you. Just accept it. I'll tell you open
yourself up to me and let me inside and let
us become one, you and your girthy heart and friendship
and love and brotherhood. Also, as Chad has point out,
DDP was banged.
Speaker 5: Dracus bang Bang.
Speaker 2: No Diamond Dallas Pall.
Speaker 4: I thought you were talking basketball reference.
Speaker 2: No, we're talking about DDP Bow who actually been a Garman,
doctor Men Cow and Gary Burrell.
Speaker 4: But it makes sense. Gary min Man, there you go.
Speaker 2: Good job Search. I'm actually proud of you.
Speaker 7: For me, that's proud and then I just walked to
the restroom and saw Dallas cowboy cup on his desk.
Speaker 4: I'm like, loser, So that's actually not mine. It's been
there for a year, y'all. Remember Casey Gaines, right, Casey
Gaines grabbed it for me because he was at a
concert in Dallas. He thought it was funny because if
you go look at the front of a Doug Prescott's.
Speaker 9: On its literally you had used it a year because
they originally gave it to you doesn't mean that it's
not yours.
Speaker 4: Have I used it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Have I taken it home?
Speaker 2: You are ownership.
Speaker 4: It is taking up dust about my computer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw Zeke Elliott staring at me. It's yours.
Isn't ded be a minister now? Mind thinking of Jake
the Snake Roberts Jake Snake. I believe yeah. And I'm
pretty sure ddp ended up making a lot of money
through yoga. He did. He had the d DP yoga
for helping recovery and whatnot. That ended up getting pretty
pretty mad.
Speaker 7: So Scott Hall, like, I know he's passed away since
but like he couldn't walk. I think like he was,
oh really, And then he did the DDP Yoga and
like changed his life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, downward dog pose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, that's it. What are you talking? Shut off?
What are you talking about? I just gave you credit.
Taylor Knight. Pull that crap.
Speaker 7: I forget where we went to one year we went
to we went to some mountains like in the Georgia
Tennessee line or somewhere. But wherever we were, the sign
was welcome to wherever home of Jake the Snake roberts Hell.
Yeah you know what you got dude, heck yeah, he's
got his own. The only other person I know that
has that Benny Logan when you go to Cashada, Luisian
home of Benny Logan, shout out, smoke, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Having a sign and who shot us being like that's
that's cool.
Speaker 2: Alvermasrani is one of our main wrestler correspondents in the chat,
and he says DDP Yoga Satan saved Butterbean's life. That
sounds like a mad butterb but shout out to Butterbee man,
I hope you're doing well. All right, let's talk a
little LSU here because about a week ago spring rosters
were released and there was a position change that is
highly perplexing. And we've sat on it, we've thought about it,
we've bandied about in the hallways and guarantee and I
just don't I cannot really understand the idea behind it.
But Juwan Johnson is listed as a quarterback on the
spring roster. Now, Tayte helped me out here, give me
the full Juwan Johnson positional journey up to this point. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So when he came down Loshoe, if you remember, on
signing day, Kelly was like, hey, he's like probably the
most versatile player. He might be the best athlete in
this class because he won state championship as a quarterback
and corner. He played both ways in high school. He
was a great at both. He was second string star
last fall ye hind Major Burns, and he was making
plays during camp, yes jursh Faul camp. He was second
string star with that second group the defense, right behind
Major Burns, and he looked really good out there. I
mean he didn't look like a true freshman out there.
He wasn't making the mistakes. He was locking people up.
And then if you remember when John Emery got hurt
against the USC, they had to move Juwan Johnson to
running back, played for two games, did some nice.
Speaker 2: Things and scored a touchdown first, Yeah, but you didn't.
Speaker 4: Really see him again after like two games, and then
the word was they had kind of moved him back
to dB. Now I guess he's a quarterback, and I
don't like it at all.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't like it for him because I don't
understand what the future is. I mean, obviously, you have
a very talented athlete, one of the most talented pure
athletes on the entire team, and like you said, you
would think that with a guy like that, you can
find a role for him. In fact, I thought maybe
you would just continue to be running back. Now maybe
that's a sign of how good they think Carlan Berry, J. T.
Lindz are gonna be at it to mix Kyden Durham.
But like even I mean again, like you said, he's
playing star last year and it seems like it was
going well, Like what is the role like quarterback? And
you can say, oh, well about maybe it's like a
sub package, right like like off, Okay, well two things.
Do you want to take Garrett and Nessemeyer off the field?
It's the same thing is when Taysom was coming up
with Drew Breese air and it's like, do you really
want to lose breeze snaps in that same way do
you want to lose snaps? And then if it is
just a sub package that really require a full positional change,
like can't you just work on that while he is
still training in a more traditional position.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: I mean, Jake, I don't know. Maybe maybe you can
see more of the idea behind this, but I cannot.
Speaker 7: I mean I kind of see it like you're talking about,
and it being something where they use it as a
certain package and they have a certain amount of plays,
and I can say that running back position is something
that you you can learn while trying to do something else.
There's there's not a lot at the college level as
far as what the running back has to learn. It's
not like professional football where you have all these crazy
protections and different run schemes. I mean, the running back
position in college for the most part, you're only going
to run a handful of runs. Like that's what made
like Arizona State so unique last year. Everything was up
well just not the case in a lot of places.
And so you can kind of do both and maybe
they just wanted to put the quarterback label on him.
Don't know why, Like I can see him being the
Wildcat quarterback. This I mean, this is somebody that you know.
To his credit, I remember watching the state championship game
in twenty two where he just went off on Saint
Thomas Moore. He broke Brock Berlin's Louisiana record for total
offense and never thought that that would ever be broken.
He broke Nick Bursett's Louisiana record for total touchdowns. I mean,
so he he broke major records. I mean, Brock Berlin
had every record possible. So when you break his record,
that means something to me. And so he's got a
very unique skill set at the quarterback position.
Speaker 2: What are you going to get out of it? I
don't know.
Speaker 7: And I'm like, you, like, be careful taking one of
the best players in the country off the field. But
if you want to have something for short yardage, for
red zone where LSU did struggle in the run game,
yeah a year or two, then you know you do
have somebody who is a dynamic playmaker tea you can
run read option and does he have the ability allah
Taysom Hill. So it kind of sounded really yeah, yeah, yeah,
where it's not just as a runner, so.
Speaker 2: Maybe not as maybe not enough of an arm to
be a true right traditional every down quarterback, but given
his quarterbacking background enough where the defense would have to
respect it, and if they do not respect it, then
he can make them pay.
Speaker 7: I mean, his last two years of high school he
threw for almost eight thousand yards.
Speaker 2: So is he good enough to play traditional quarterback? I
mean I've never seen him throw the ball. Really, I
didn't watch him in high school, like like, is this
are we overthinking this? Is this a move? Or they
just think that he adds to that room. I mean
it's tough with Van Buren there, and and of course
Colin Hurley recover maybe maybe it's is just a depthing
because Colin Hurley remains in recovery. There's for sure some
some depth issues there. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I mean, you know, you got a really good preferred
walk on who had scholarship offers, and that's great, but
behind now your two quarterbacks with Hurley situation still up
in the air, that doesn't leave you a lot that room.
Speaker 2: That room's pretty thin, sure, and so you have a player.
Speaker 7: Again, That's why I kind of mentioned the running back
stuff because he can still do that and be in
the quarterback room.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's true. I forgot. I mean, I guess that
is probably the you know, we've arrived to the most
obvious thing, which would be depth. But I just hope
for Juwan Johnson's sake, did they give him a chance
to actually have a role, because otherwise, if it's just
you're either going to play at like traditional quarterback or not,
then he has to transfer. It's just it's it's it's
it'd be really tough, and you want to be a
team player, you want to do everything that you can,
and he's done that, right he went ever spending all
of camp at Star and then like hey, actually Wan's
your running back and then like sure, now granted they
games of opportunity and early touchdowns had to feel good,
had to help, but but yeah, for him individually, this
is a tough switch to make in terms of like,
where's my career going, where does my eventual future here
in the program lie? And I hope that it makes uh.
I hope that it works out for him over spring ball.
Who knows. So it's probably just depth, But you're the
Taysom Hill analogy is interesting in terms of a unique
piece that you could use in a similar fashion.
Speaker 7: Certainly have a I mean he played as a true freshman. Yeah,
there's something that they see they like. Otherwise, when you're
putting me in at the running back position, think of
the players that you were taking off the field this year,
including another you know, freshman all American type in Durham.
So there's something they like there. There's a skill set,
you have depth issues at quarterback. You're pretty good at
running back right now. He can learn running back while
also being in the quarter back room, and maybe he
gives you, you know, a dynamic that you're looking for.
Speaker 2: So some certainly an interesting storyline to watch as a
springball prepares to get underway. I want to remind y'all
to get your next project underway. If it's like if
you want drapery shades, shutters, drop down exterior shading like
or if you're gonna be grilling chill in the backyard
Jacobson putting his house. You go to KTZ Window Coverings
KTOZ blinds dot com ktoz blinds dot com, where Brandon
Barton's gonna bring all twenty years of experience to bear, guys,
he has built this company up from the ground right
pounding the pavement sequity. But what that means is he
has the ten thousand hours a part of you, an expert,
and you get to take advantage of set hours of
a free estimate and a free kind of where he
comes into your home, sees exactly how sunlight interacts your home,
and then lays out all your options right functionally, aesthetically, affordably,
So I don't care if it's a home your dreams,
new and whatever the case would be, We have answers
for you. Go to kt kt Z Window Covering KTOZ
Blinds dot com, kt oz blinds dot com. The other
LSU story in the mix right now is one that
I cannot help but be tickled by, and it's because
the player's name is just objectively funny to somebody with
as sophomore of a mind as myself. In fact, there's
almost tailor made for me. Five star wide receiver Booby
Feaster has reclassified from twenty twenty seven to twenty twenty six.
That's right, Many have said, Wait, isn't that quad Bob's name?
And you would have been right for a long time now.
Unfortunately he has passed feasting on said boobs. But do
we ever really get over it. I don't know. Booby
obviously didn't because he's out here just dominating football. But
right now, LSU, so this guy is highly higher recruit.
This is the cat that Texas A and M offered
when he was in junior high. In fact, all the
four finalists on his list LSU, USC, Texas and Texas
enemies from Desta. The four finalists all offered him halfway
through his freshman year. Okay, so he is someone who
and now he's reclassified earlier, so he is someone who
really burst onto the scene. He's locked in a visit
to the Tigers. I think he's gonna visit all said schools.
And while it's thought that Texas it's gonna be hard
to get him out of the state. He does reference
LSU as being wide receiver. You and look at all
the NFL talent they created. And I mean for me personally,
you know, I don't get really married to individual recruits,
but I would love to be able to celebrate Booby Feaster.
Speaker 7: I believe his real name is Ethan, by the way,
it is yeah, to go from Ethan to Booby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're calling yourself Booby Feaster, I ain't calling
you Ethan. No, ain't no chance I might call you
Booty Feaster. I don't play well you're saying, well, I
wouldn't even think about that, But that'd be mean if
he was on the team that I was cheering for.
But definitely if he goes to like Texas and is good,
I'll call him Booty Feaster for sure, which actually works
as well. So I mean he does work as well,
and it's not even really a mental I guess anyway, Uh,
Booby Feaster named to watch potentially a very highly sought
after recruit reclassifying could Evan ls you Tiger uniform us
see where's one eight and get behind that? Oh there
you go? Where's a team?
Speaker 1: Ta? Ta?
Speaker 2: You love Booby Feaster? Anything to add here?
Speaker 4: I always cautioned with the reclassifying guys because I just
I kind of feel like the first years, you know,
a wash like that, that's essentially your red shirt year.
So I mean, do I expect him to make an
impact right away?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: I don't, But I also think LSU has a really
good shot at this guy. I mean, like you mentioned,
he called LSU wide receiver. You he's trying to lock
in his final four visits, he has two of them scheduled.
LSU was one of the first two that he made
sure he did lock in. So I mean, if that
tells you maybe his early favorites, maybe lshoes in one
of those top two. I could see this guy making
an impact in multiple ways. I mean, he's he's he's
played a little bit of defense as well early in
his career. I mean not not that's not what he's
going to play next level, but it just kind of
shows you the type of athlete he is.
Speaker 2: Ali Mar's Winders has got to interview him and ask
him how he got the nickname. I know he got
the name. He actually breastfed till he was seven years old.
Speaker 4: Is that how that's how he's so good at football?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. It's a lot of that's a lot of
natural God given sustenance to be taken in.
Speaker 4: Like like speaking of God given, he's like Booby.
Speaker 2: Miles, Hey put Booby in. Let Booby spin, Let's go baby.
One of the greatest lines in that way.
Speaker 4: The room name either from the state of Texas, great
football player. I got high hopes for Booby Feaster.
Speaker 2: Now, to be fair, he did not. I don't know
how he got his name name. I lot. I don't
think anybody believe. I'm just making sure just for you know,
the record. Have y'all here, what's the what's the oldest
that you think, what's the oldest kid you've seen breastfeeding?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be very honest, I haven't seen it. Kid's breastfeeding,
so I don't. I don't, I don't know. It wasn't
something like I discussed with my friend's parents growing up,
be like, ah, how long was he on that thing?
Speaker 7: Like, you know, that's not none of that. None of
my children went past a year. I have a loved
one who uhh? I mean I think we were closing
almost four years old.
Speaker 2: If you can ask for it, yes, yes, yes, that's
the if you can have a conversation about it, that
was that was the thing watching kid. It's about that time.
How did you open up that shirt? I'm feeling good?
Speaker 4: You said four years older? Reman to me of a
on the First Grown Ups when Kevin James his wife
is breastfeeding the kid and Chris Rock's like, how old
is that kid? He goes oh forty eight months.
Speaker 2: That's four.
Speaker 3: You know, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 5: The kid from Game of Thrones, I forgot his name?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, Robin Aaron from from the Erie. Yeah, exactly,
that's what I That's exactly what I always think of.
By the way, guys, is to go to commercial break. I
want you three to think about your actions and I
want you all to craft apologies to Posatani Phil for
when we get back here on off the bench. Off
the bench, go to Bujo's Electrical, which granted, guys, there
are freezes coming. And if you have a generat home generator,
your family's fine. You're predicted, your power is going to
stay on. Your family's going to stay warm and great.
And when you work with Boodo's Electrical, how do you
have that peace of mind? Because everything they do they
are family owned and everything is customer first, and they
stay on top of your system twenty four to seven
to make sure that they are ready when you need them. Also,
if you're an electrician looking for work, you a competitive plate,
great culture, you want to go to Boudro's as well.
You can apply Bujo's Electrical dot com get touch them again. Guys,
your genera at home generator experts Boudos Electrical dot Com.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and you should truss this, but if you don't,
you can go to Google in a five point zero rating,
so five out of five stars with over sixty Google reviews.
Everyone loves the work that they get from Boudros. You
can go to the website today, Boudros Electrical dot Com.
Speaker 1: Welcome in to the best morning sports. This show around
off the Bench with Ester and t Bob.
Speaker 2: Just getting old just mean that you pee your pants
all the time? Dude seven. Some start calling you Miles
Davis at this point. Well that's because I'm sure cool.
I went to the bedroooo yesterday and the new entrants open.
Fantastic new Hippo Exhibit ten out tens a great public resource,
very affordable to on the on the scale of zoos.
How about this, I got a year long membership two
adults as many kids as they have, like no number
of kids. Whatever. You got two adults ninety five bucks
for the year for a calendar year and goes as
much as I want. Now, it's fun. You're gonna go
a bunch. Yeah, you know what. I love the Zoo,
the Flamingo Cafe, it is, it is. It is, you know,
just cheap concession food. But I'll be damned if it's
not really good cheap, because I mean, me and my
dad got everything yesterday. We got the fish sandwich, we
got burgers, we got hot dogs, we got fries, and
we're sitting there sharing it. We're like beating the peacocks.
Speaker 5: Did you see the hippo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the hippop, the pygmy hippos. If it's new, and
it's absolutely fantastic, it really is. And they've they've got
the I I can't remember what kind of monkey, but
they have monkeys in there as well with them. It's
very cool seeming.
Speaker 4: Hippo might be the most terrifying animal in the world.
Speaker 2: Yes, these are pigmies o so like tiny and cute,
so like full sized hippos kill what they killed more
people than any other land.
Speaker 4: Hippo Like a run in the water.
Speaker 2: I don't know that I have like the shallow water
though I've seen, Yes, I've seen like speedboats being like
chased by and they're like unbelievably fast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's terrifying.
Speaker 6: Quick Google search tells me that the hippo is the
world's deadliest large land mammal killing an estimated five hundred
people per year in Africa.
Speaker 4: Yeah, f with the hippos.
Speaker 2: No charge at.
Speaker 5: Boats because they think they're crocodiles. So they're actually.
Speaker 2: Okay, So what they're just out here like beefing with crocs.
Crocs the hell out.
Speaker 4: Of imagine what she just said. Imagine being so deadly
that you're just charging at crocodiles willingly.
Speaker 5: Hell yeah, ude, number two elephants.
Speaker 2: I've always identified as a hippo, have you, Yeah, but
that was before I knew they were dangerous, just when
I thought they were like big and fat and gregarious.
But guess what a pretty badass too, dude, So I'm
still a hippo. Let's go.
Speaker 5: You thought they were all like Gloria from Madagascar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a super chill. Yeah, they're just like,
you know, hanging out. I mean the chill energy they do.
And then they got that psycho underbelly. Hell yeah. Patrick
Vine says the brz's underrated, know some of all haters,
but it's nice in the automan zoo can go that far,
but it is. It's a great resource for the city.
I mean, bo zoos are excellent, Like I like neither
zoo makes me uncomfortable, which is not what. I can't
say that for every zoo that I've that I've ever
been to, I think I've only been once. I've been
in a long time.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: The new entrance is fantastic. Maybe get a little more
trees and stuff on the inside over time, But like
the thing itself, I straight up I think the architects
were just doing a Jurassic Park thing. You know, like
Jurassic Park when you not when you enter the park
with the gates, but like the uh the home base
with the t Rex and the Veloci raptors fight, They're
like round building. It looks exactly like that. And it's
a fantastic new new new get stores. I mean again,
I guess I thought it was a really good time
if you're looking for something fun to do with the family,
even though it's about to be freezing. Shout out Pakistani
phil Uh. Yeah, this is unsolicit. This is not an
ad or anything. I just love the beers do the train. No,
the train uh was running, but it seems like they
were doing like they were practicing it. I don't know
if it was open to the public yesterday, but I'm
excited to do the train eventually. So again, do you
all want to apologize to Pakistani Phil? Remember, guys, if
you missed it last week, all them crapped all over
Phil for saying six more weeks of winter. And I'll
be damned if all the weather reports aren't saying six
more weeks of winter.
Speaker 4: Now, no, no, no, that is that is not what happened.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: Then when I pointed out Phil's track record of fact,
I also said I'm willing to give him a week's
grace period because it was hot last week, but it
seems like it's getting colder. That's all that was said.
And the Landra and Jake were like, wait a minute,
he's only thirty percent. Act he betrayed. He betrayed you
feel about that?
Speaker 2: He just betrayed you all?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, he just he wash his hand.
That is not what I said at all.
Speaker 7: Is there You'll want to kill you want to let
parabits go free?
Speaker 3: Not on me?
Speaker 4: Okay. The only comments they guys, I am never mind.
I'm not going to talk about things I've done. The
only comments that they even made was like, wow, he's
only thirty percent, Like reacting to the stat that I
brought up. Like nobody nobody crapt all over Phil anyway
you slice it, thir is a bad act. That's a
bad number.
Speaker 5: Thank you objective.
Speaker 4: It's a bad number. You know, not anymore stud Bama
Gum's comments. That is what was said. Never thought I
would side with anyone named Bama Gump. But here we are.
Speaker 2: You are who you hang out with.
Speaker 4: You know, nobody everybody criticized it.
Speaker 2: Uh P and b. Patrick says there's a federal plan
to introduce hippos to the Louisiana Bayous and introduce them
to the meat market. Apparently it's quite taste.
Speaker 5: Oh I don't love this. If they're killing five hundred people.
Speaker 2: Ye, yeah, Dad, seems problematic. But I do want to
tastehippo meat.
Speaker 5: Now, Yeah, I'm sure you can find them.
Speaker 4: Yes, curiosity will get the best.
Speaker 2: I had buddy shut up and guy Nathan who went
and hunted zebra and he made me a zebra sauce
Pecan fire firefighter.
Speaker 6: And I think we talked about the zebra thing before,
and I'm like, I don't think I can do zebra.
Speaker 2: You couldn't eat it, I don't think so.
Speaker 5: I don't think I could try hippo either.
Speaker 2: No, I could try any I don't say I could.
I could eat anything. I mean I wouldn't want to
try human. But if it was morally an ethical, okay,
I might like.
Speaker 6: A situation where I was like, hey, I'll have like
surgery or something. They could put me under take a
chunk of my meat and then they cooked it up,
but I didn't have to die or anything.
Speaker 5: Would you try it?
Speaker 2: You're asking me to eat you a lunch?
Speaker 5: Would you try my meat?
Speaker 2: Now that you put it.
Speaker 4: That way, absolutely, now that.
Speaker 2: We're like actually here, No, I don't think I want
to try human. I don't think I want to try human.
It's like.
Speaker 4: Okay, but like like, okay, so you're still alive, so
like you still work here and everything right, But because
I just I don't know if I could come back
and be like, guys, how was dinner? Be like I
went and bought that piece of a laundry.
Speaker 2: I guess the question is, if you went through all
that trouble, would you eat yourself?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good question.
Speaker 7: I mean, if you've already done it, you're already there,
army hammer. Are we talking here?
Speaker 2: True? I've forgotten army that, Yeah, I forgot army. Armies
actually into this stuff.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you're curious though, like you want to know,
like what you taste like, you go.
Speaker 2: No, I agree, I agree. I'm with you on that. Like,
if I've already got putting under sliced off meat, I
should probably at least take a bite.
Speaker 4: Of it literally.
Speaker 2: Otherwise, like everybody else, what did I do?
Speaker 6: What if we did like a little O T. B
sampler and we each went under, all.
Speaker 2: Right, I think I would probably taste the best. You
got the most fat on me. You're gonna need that
for a little you know, you don't want a super
lean cut of meat. You need a little bit of
fat on there, for a little taste, for a little gristle,
little grease. Are you trying to even make this a competition?
I wonder if human beings, Yes.
Speaker 4: But you're you're talking about like having the most fat,
like being tender and all that. We all got it,
we all got to cut off the same part.
Speaker 2: Then what would the choices cut off? I meet?
Speaker 7: I think, oh, if we got that, I mean, I'm
in the game. Well, but you're gonna be so much
in the game. You're gonna be so muscly, like like
you mean, like too lean. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
A probably gonna have be pack with protein great post workout.
Jake's thighs would be, but might be like a little
like a little Christmas vacation and they're all crunching out.
I wonder what the choicest cut would be, because that's
a lot of muscle in the legs.
Speaker 2: Actually, I don't know, hand a little some little backstrap,
little backstrap. Hell yeah, fry that thing up, little little
bob bacon. Oh yeah, I wonder if all the flavor
of a human is in the fat, probably like cows
and stuff, yeah, pigs and everything.
Speaker 5: We're getting a phone call. We're geting a phone call
right now.
Speaker 2: Answer No, I don't know.
Speaker 5: This one kind of scares me, know they hung up.
Speaker 4: Okay, they got scared there, like crack their call.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, suck it, Murphy Salmon, Jody, Yeah, ain't talking
about this. Let's go all right. I don't even know
what we were supposed to talk about here, but we
still do have a ton to get to. We got
weekend winners coming up, we got dem snow, we got
an infl story of the day day. We still shoot
because I know it's gonna be here in winters. But
we should probably do a whole segment on hockey next, right,
because that was awesome over the weekend. Objectively, all right,
let's talk to US hockey beating up Canada more ways
than one. Next here on O TB off the banks.
Should All Star tout or no, yep, yep, yeah, go
to All Star Tota, Baton Rouge, All Star Tota Baton
Rouge dot com. That's the website. All Start Tota is
the place. It's off an airline in Goodwood, very conveniently located. Guys.
Uh So, whatever your needs are, new vehicle, maybe Toria
servid use Zicord, it's a great price and uh you
you you you get still a great toy to sartory
warranty on it. Maybe just need a rent, you need
a body shop, service center. It's all there at all
Start also object.
Speaker 7: Yeah, when you go to the website, remember you can
buy a new lease, rent. Everything's available in all three
of those processes. Not going to find that anywhere else.
And so of course if you want to buy a
new vehicle, you mean obviously gonna have everything for you.
But when leasing and renting, just not going to find that.
So mid sized suv, truck, van, hybrid, full size suv.
Everything is available, so take full advantage. Called miss Lisa's
sessions in the rental department today all Star Toyota of
Vadrouge dot Com.
Speaker 1: Back to sports talk, maybe off the bench, Elandra.
Speaker 2: Were you on the show when I made us play
all of free Bird?
Speaker 5: Yes, that was last fourth of July. I think you're
playing like American songs.
Speaker 2: Go there's a long which free Bird was in all
the highlight packages of Team USA beating the hell up
out of Canada. So give me some background here. Is
this the thing the NHL does or is this independent
of the NHL? Is this true international hockey?
Speaker 3: Here?
Speaker 5: I think it's independent.
Speaker 2: Okay, this this this UH Cup.
Speaker 4: Four Nations Cup, so US, Canada, Sweden, Finland.
Speaker 5: And oh it is NHL.
Speaker 2: Sorry it is NHL.
Speaker 3: But they don't.
Speaker 4: They're like exhibitions kind of way.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess what I'm getting into the World
Baseball Classic. Yeah, oh, no, weekend in which the NBA
All Star Game completely sucked on all fronts, the NHL
was awesome and oh yeah.
Speaker 7: First nine seconds you had three fights three if you
missed it after they boot our national anthem, look, you
can go ahead.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, did anybody edit? I put it in here,
but I forgot to point it out, so maybe missed it.
Did anybody edit? PK subans call, Oh yeah, it's all good.
What we get to a bit later maybe, but yeah,
if you missed it, Taylor, just you can pull up
the fights put in the background, no sound needed. But yeah,
So the Canadian crowd, it's in Canada. Crowd's going crazy.
The Canadian crowd boos the American anthem pregame. The Canadian
players are talking crap all week long. And within the
first nine seconds there are three different fights, both the
Ka Chuck brothers getting into it, then JT. Miller fighting
a guy that was damn near twice as a size,
and then the actual game begins. And dude, the freaking
hits in this game like exactly you said, exhibition right?
Did it looked like now exhibition right? These guys were
beyond the fight sometime about within the rules of the game,
were absolutely killing each other. But in the end it
is the US that comes up with the three to
one win. They advanced to the finals beat Canada on
their home ice playing dream On in the locker room.
It was just awesome, impossible not to get goosebumps. Also,
go check out the highlight packages online with free bird
in the background. Oh dude, these are like fight ass
fights too. Yeah, like they messing around from that Drup
Canada kind of got the first one. Yep, second one,
the other Kachuck brother wins big and then J T.
Miller kind of lost, but not really it more got
called there's almost like a draw. But it was impressive
because J. T. Miller was eating some uppercuts.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, just a little fella there too. I
mean just imagine if like us going up there and
beating you in your sport. That'd be like, you know,
the CFL coming down here and beating the NFL on
a game which would literally never happen. So we went
up to your place and took your will in one
true go to go to this.
Speaker 4: Look at the great chance of the juniors.
Speaker 2: Do you have to give? It's a TikTok there today,
and you can play this with sound. They've already edited
out the cursing. It's not what they didn't have to get.
But I think this is a pretty sick little uh
rhyme from US Hockey here, But yeah, man, it was awesome. Man,
shout out to US Hockey. You could show you could
see what it means. And it begs the larger question
in a day and age where everybody's trying to figure
out it's kind of all star exhibition situations, what do
you do? How do you get players to care? Why
are hockey player? Why do hockey players still care so much?
Is it the country pride portion? Which absolutely maybe it's
that simple, but I think it's all so maybe they're
not paid so highly that they're kind of above it all.
Like I don't know, they still have a regular season
to play and they're out here laying it all on
the line.
Speaker 7: It's just not a sport that you're ever going to
say is soft or doesn't care, doesn't have pride.
Speaker 2: It's just the way it is. I mean, it's it's
something that it's just like a way of life. Like
you meet hockey players.
Speaker 7: I'm talking about like lower division hockey players and like
I used to go to the Shreveport Mudbugs games and
and that, like that player is gritty and all they
care about is hockey, and you know they carry themselves
around everyday life like that.
Speaker 2: I saw about seven fights in the one sietycoat game
that I went to. Also, it's great. It's kind of
like when you beat the Soviet Union back the day
it comes to a weird political time between US and
Canada's true, all right, here's here's a chance that the
US teams do uh when they when they when when
they go on their journeys overseas.
Speaker 3: But I'm sticking my head.
Speaker 8: I'm got back right in my glass glass.
Speaker 2: I think you can guess what they said after pour
some gatorade in my glass. I love that. I love that.
It's it's hard by a military chat, right, I mean,
put a gun in my hand and can send me out.
Speaker 6: This sounds very jacket correct that I know.
Speaker 2: Probably God, I wish football was international. We do need to.
That'd be crazy. That would be so crazy to get
to play for America on the football field. A shout
out team USA, baby, screw you Canada, Blame Canada. Yeah,
uh more. Thing off the bench