Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice
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Speaker 2: Way, Hello and welcome. Thank you for getting your pot on.
Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we spread the
word about the pirate ship. Sometimes I don't know what
to think because the weather so like schizophrenic this time
of year. Yeah, like today where we are near seventy
degrees and pretty nice. There was a little bit of
a breeze. This day's gone. It's supposed to be back
in the thirties tomorrow. It's like a forty degree.
Speaker 3: Drop first day of first day of Spring's wrong.
Speaker 2: Mother Nature's going through menopause or something. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's upstate New York. That's what we deal with.
Speaker 2: But I was seeing that I was talking to somebody
to day. I did the old guy thing. I stopped
in to see a friend at a bar, had a
couple of pints, and they introduced me to some guy.
And when you know, it's like a billy joelc Yeah,
I know, it does you know what? Stopped and give me?
Speaker 4: Stapped into a bar, saw a friend of fide, had
a few pints of beer.
Speaker 2: So and then I.
Speaker 3: Woke up the next morning in my underwear, wondering how
the heck I got here.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
Speaker 4: I used to make fun of my brother by guitar playing,
so I take songs. I just switched the lyrics around.
I got really good at it for a while.
Speaker 2: I so there was another guy there that they knew.
He introduced me, and the guy was talking about the weather.
He was older than I was. This is what old
guys do at the bar. Now, is you talk about
the weather.
Speaker 3: That's like it's a novelist weather man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I said, I said, I have not seen
I said. The one thing I will say, there's something
about the weather that seems very different to me this year.
And I said, actually, when I stopped to think about it,
the past couple of years, it's been different. We haven't
had this that I remember. And we had a winter
where we almost like one of the old school winters,
not record setting. It was cold, but we had a
lot of snow, a lot of snow. It wasn't like
we weren't socked with snow. Now four ninety wasn't shut down. Nope.
Speaker 3: There weren't like power locks being brought down. It wasn't
none of that yet. I mean that could still happen.
But it was just cold.
Speaker 4: It was a lot of ninia year. In lat Nina years,
we get worse winters than el ninia years when.
Speaker 3: The rest of the country does.
Speaker 2: So, yes, I think that's all true. But there's one
thing that I feel like has really stood out and
is very different, And I would say I do not
remember winds like this on a fairly consistent basis. Do
you remember winds this way like when you were growing
up and stuff. I don't remember the winds like this.
I don't remember tornadoes hitting New York State.
Speaker 3: I remember the Scorpions singing a song about.
Speaker 4: It, and I don't remember it changed. Yeah, Like I
remember the last time. I remember, like one year. I
think I had to be so I was in the
city at the time, but it was post my first marriage.
It was daylight today but or a day like Wednesday,
but the winds were high and it started knocking down
power lines. And then we had a next day, which
is a lot like what's going to happen Thursday where
the weather got cold and it started snowing and then
people were screwed for a week with electricity problems. Yes,
but that was one big wind storm. I don't remember
it consistently being this windy.
Speaker 2: But then again, I did never really think about it
all right, But I think the wind has been wilder
this winter than past winters, and I think when you
think back over the past couple of years, we've had
wild gusts. And then I come back to the studio
and I see a story that there are icebergs, literal
icebergs building up on the shore of Lake and Naida,
which is in Syracuse, because there are sixty to seventy
mile gusts that come across the lake and they pile
up the ice on the north shore and it's slamming
into like a boat house or someone.
Speaker 3: Protco like takes pictures of stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so it's literal like icebergs and it's all
being blown together, right, it's big ice off the lake.
And I go, I don't remember. I don't remember that.
I'm not saying it didn't happen. I just don't remember it.
I don't remember that. Maybe somebody who lives down by
Oneida Lake can say one way or the other, but
I don't remember that. And the winds are flipping wild.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's been a windy winter.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just saying, like it seems strange. I don't
know that it's global anything. I often think the wind
is zc. Choum Trail's bill, Mother Nature's way of cleaning
everything out. But what do I know. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just happened to be one of those years.
I wouldn't read anything into it.
Speaker 2: I read into the wind. The wind is freaking me
out a little bit. Goods Tornado?
Speaker 3: Now the wind really like affected those wildfires.
Speaker 2: In christ Mary. Yes, yes, yes, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: We had those hurricanes. If everybody forgets about.
Speaker 2: The port Bocoholma on fire. Now, is there something?
Speaker 3: It could be tournaments coming up? We need a distraction.
Speaker 2: Foodie will be in later on today in a very
very very long time. I don't Yeah, I won't bring
up why but what are you laugh at? Nothing? It
was my big fat.
Speaker 3: Mount, of course it was. Of course, it's your show, bro.
Speaker 2: I had nothing to do with on the show.
Speaker 3: Nothing to do with the show, but it has nothing
to do with It's something to do with your mouth.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I just have. I sometimes I get so
fed up I have to. I just I can't keep
it bottled in. And I've been trying to be better
and better about that, but sometimes they just kaboom. It's it,
kaboom kaboom. Okay. So this is a one of those
teachers student scandals, right, and I think this is in
the town of Downing. I don't even know where Downing
exactly is. Might be Connecticut, we go, but Susan. But
here's the here's the ironic part. This is a thirty
year old special education teacher, so in Downing. I'm just saying,
like the words are too much. Christina Formella is her name,
Pamela Man. I would have I would have had. I
would have gone miss No, I would have kept no.
If I were in high school with her, or even
if she were my teacher, I'd be I would have
called her miss is smell you or something. There would
have been a smelly Yeah, It's just it's built for smelling.
Hay has been accused of molesting a fifteen year old student.
She was arrested after the boy's mother found incriminating text messages,
denies the allegations, claiming the student hacked her phone and
framed her for blackmail. Now wait, now, hang on. I
know everybody goes, oh, it's possible. I don't think it
is impossible. I don't not Today. Prosecutors, however, say they
have evidence of sexual contact and argue she abused her position.
I'm pretty sure they got her on a traffic stop,
like they pulled her over, like she was out, like
on a Sunday morning, and they got her.
Speaker 3: Despite the severity good yard house.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think I have no idea. She
was released on bond but must avoid all minors and
her former school will. Male teachers in similar cases often
receive harsher sentences and public outrage for Melo's defenses, already
raising eyebrows, suggest that she's being targeted because she's good looking.
Speaker 3: She's good looking, targeted by whom.
Speaker 2: Well, by this, she's usually.
Speaker 3: Good looking, people typically get away with more.
Speaker 2: And she cared too much about the students. But you're
a special ed seal teacher, so you should care. That's
what I'm so. The case brings up serious issues about
power on ability, gender bias, and when it comes to
the teacher student abuse.
Speaker 4: So he's using hot girl privilege.
Speaker 2: You got it. Now if this were a male teacher.
Speaker 4: Or hot girl discrimination, which is hot girl privilege, you
have to be hot to use one.
Speaker 2: I always I always love like to me when I
think of hot chicks, right, there are women And you
can get mad at me for saying this, but you
could literally go through life rent free. Yeah, I mean really,
hot chicks that take care of themselves in a bounds
could find a rich guy ride that. If that guy
don't you, you're already up in that circle right as
I know.
Speaker 3: A couple of people at night who you who fit
that description?
Speaker 2: Pure and that nineteen eight we both do. There's a
nineteen eighty song country song. I forget who sings it,
but it's called another Man's One Man's Trash is another
Man's Treasure, and it's all about a lonely woman crying
at the bar. Now he comes up to her and
puts his arm around her, and the thing, you know,
shines her up.
Speaker 3: There's always a rescue called recycling.
Speaker 2: But I go with society tends to treat these cases
with less outrage when it's a woman, don't you.
Speaker 3: Think, of course it is.
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say this name, maybe you'll know Dave Aspray.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Dave Aspray. Where's the glasses?
Speaker 2: He's got a go tea. He's the father.
Speaker 3: He looks like a guy who was stuck in the
eighties and was transported here.
Speaker 2: Father of biohacking, fifty one years old. He has spent
over two million dollars is hacking his body to extend
his life to at least one hundred and eighty. He
spends three thousand dollars a month on supplements. Three that
tell that to Beth. Three thousand dollars a month in
supplements soaking, an infrared light, chilling, and hyperbaric oxygen chamber
and even zapping is junk for better erections. Okay, I
don't know if he sounds like a taser. Yeah, I know,
start chasing somebody who's in. You're making me hard because
apparently it's every body part. On the other side, there's
this guy, Brian Johnson, and we've seen Brian Johnson for
a while. I don't know if you've seen. He's a
Silicon Valleys, the mogul guy, anti aging expert. I think
he puts his own son's plasma into his life. He
spends about two million dollars a year to slow aging,
and he claims that he ages in one year eight
months once.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard that claim from him. I've heard that claim.
Speaker 2: His extreme methods includes taking one hundred plus supplements daily.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I've heard of that. I've heard him do that.
Speaker 4: And there's other guys like Gary Breca and Uhca seems normal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Gary Bereka.
Speaker 4: Gary Brekt is pretty practical, but if you use his stuff,
it's expensive. Then there's Tony Robbins as Life Force. He's
got a company. There's another dude who's got actually a
pretty reputable company where they can test everything, test what
you're predisposed for including like Alzheimer's, and that like years
decades in advance to figure out where you're at and
how you can you know, hijacket. But you got to
buy their vitamins, their stuff, so they keep you on
the hook that way. I mean, if you're if you
have if you're a multi millionaire, right, that's probably the thing.
And you're not a believer in God or the afterlife,
then that's probably the thing you should invest in the
most is yourself and your bodily needs.
Speaker 2: This guy doesn't eat a meal before his last meal.
He eats before noon.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well, Gary player, the golfer, Yeah, that's his thing.
He eats breakfast in the morning, he eats right before noon,
and then he's done for the rest of the day.
He keeps his feeding between four hours between eight am
and noon, and that's all he eats. And the rest
of the day he doesn't eat, just drinks water. It's insane.
I mean, basically, life is meant to be lived and enjoyed, okay,
and it's hard to do that when you can only
eat nuts.
Speaker 3: And berries and vegetables.
Speaker 2: All right, So they lean meats this guy. The ultimate
goal for both these guys I would think, is don't die. Yeah, right,
that's the ultimate goal. And then I'd say that they
claim it only makes you stronger fighting death this way.
Yeah sure, and Zeph Pravt car accidents though, Wow, No,
But it should be about thriving, not just surviving. So
I mean, is bio hacking the key to longer, healthier life,
I'm not. I don't know. Or is it just an
expensive high tech guy silicon bro let's put this mid
life crisis.
Speaker 4: If it's yeah, well that's the thing. If it's that expensive,
then it ain't worth it it. Also, it also speaks
to the fact that if these guys are going to
go to that length to spend that kind of money
to live this long, then all the conspiracy theorists out
there who think that guys like Bill Gates and Hillary Clinton,
all these people, you know, like have like a secret
way of like keeping their minds going after they die.
That's just you could just throw that out the window
now because you have two gentlemen here who have way
more money than well, maybe not Gates, but they're actually
like putting it towards living longer effective lives.
Speaker 2: If biohacking truly works, this means our future is filled
with a one hundred and fifty year old, backward hat
wearing silicon tech bros who are going to be just
ancient by the time everybody gets around and everybody else
will expired a yeah, and there'll be one hundred and
fifty years old. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean the human body is supposed to last over
one hundred years. It really is.
Speaker 4: It's just because of our environment, our food, everything we eat,
stress life that we.
Speaker 3: Don't live as when did it do that? No, like
in biblical times.
Speaker 2: Oh, we don't even know. They've counted wrong. It was misinterpreted.
I'm only saying that because, like in the eighteen hundreds,
I had a cemetery kind of a diagonally across from
my house. I went in there to see and most
people were thirty two thirty three years old, eighteen whatever day.
Speaker 3: And middle age was eighteen.
Speaker 2: They this was a strange thing. I don't know. I go, look,
at what point does biohacking just become too much? I mean,
these guys are disciplined. Man, that's a lot of dis
and a lot of money.
Speaker 3: Let's put it this way. Somebody asked, it's like.
Speaker 2: A horror movie plot I'm gonna stick my son's plusma.
Speaker 4: Like Men's Health, like is made a living off doing
this type of stuff and promoting this type of stuff.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 4: And I once read an article for Men's Health that
made me basically put everything in perspective, no matter what.
Speaker 3: And it says, do you want washboard abs? Guess what?
It's not worth it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And the point is, yeah, no.
Speaker 3: Ice cream, no alcohol, throw into that.
Speaker 2: Nothing fun, no sugar.
Speaker 4: No, it is literally just lean meats. Yeah, and vegetables,
not even bear. You can't even eat fruit because fruit
has sugar sugar. Right, so even natural sugars don't care.
It's like, who wants to live like that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna go out. Hey, what are you gonna order?
Seltzer water? That sucks?
Speaker 2: What happens if your kid dies? Who's blood plasma do
you go to next?
Speaker 4: Probably grandkids? Or you get it from somebody with the
same blood type.
Speaker 3: You knock on their door. Hey, I found you in
a database. You're young enough. Could I you want to
donate some blood? I'll pay like a million dollars a year.
Oh sure?
Speaker 2: This guy ages eight months in a year, And I
feel like sometimes I've I've aged a decade.
Speaker 3: In a year, look at your metabolic age.
Speaker 4: If you get a chance, try to look at your
metabolloic age, and then I'll tell you how old you
really are. And I've had metabollock age raging from forty
nine to fifty nine. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I'm only forty five with you.
Speaker 2: Why, dude, Because because I don't know.
Speaker 3: Your metabolism kind of controls your health.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand that. I understand that, but like, so
what are you doing about it.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to exercise, I'm trying to eat better. I'm
trying to eat less, I'm trying to eat in certain windows.
I've tried to take supplements. I literally, like, you don't
see me eating chunk very often?
Speaker 2: Do you?
Speaker 3: How often have you seen me eat junk?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: You know when I did see you eat junk and
I locked it in, I did, and you had to ask,
You had to ask, And I've had a few beers.
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locked in on you, and I watched you. I watched
you go to town. Yes it was, Yes, it was.
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the cookies.
Speaker 2: I don't think you no, I don't think you do. No.
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Speaker 3: I'm gonna miss Craig Gumble.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Greg did it for a years? Is nance still
doing it? Or no? Was last year? Is last year?
Speaker 3: Last year? Was his last year?
Speaker 2: Was it foody? Maybe? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Because uh, because he was going straight to the masters
every time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that had been enough. It's like most people
would kill for that job.
Speaker 2: We're in Atlanta where number seven Marquette is taking on
number fifteen Bryant in the one we didn't see coming.
Speaker 3: Bryant based out of Massachusetts.
Speaker 2: Uh, food do you like to bring in? Only because
it's it's been forever since we've actually seen you or
talk to you. Terrible terrible, terrible.
Speaker 3: Terrible, terrible terrible.
Speaker 2: But you you hold up like you didn't even partaken
in Saint Patrick's State last year because the tournament kicked off. Yeah,
it was last year. The year before had to be
the year before last year? Definitely Part two Okay, Yeah,
I don't know, Uh, but you're gonna be what do
you do? Lock yourself in a basement somewhere? That's correct? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Is it a Brad's no at my buddy town.
Speaker 2: Okay, how many TV's You got five TVs?
Speaker 3: Because the games don't overlap like.
Speaker 5: They used to, they get gone, so you got like
a twelve fifteen, twelve forty five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like staggered start.
Speaker 4: You know, they're they're not like it used to do,
where like all the games were on at once and
you only had one channel, right, you know, so everybody
would go to like a bar and watch every single game,
like Emember one time when I was working in radio
at Wham, like the entire sales staff was at JG.
Speaker 3: Crummers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you used to go and I remember broadcasting
afternoon shows live from like a distillery or something, and
guys when the TV cameras would show up putting paper
bags over their heads so their bosses wouldn't know was them,
like so they wouldn't be in the background of a shot,
and which I always thought was funny. Now you can
watch it anywhere you are, and I still think that
it may actually be worse than the guys who snuck
out to go to the bar, because productivity's got to
just drop everybody's half ass in it while watching the games,
and they are a lot of fun I mean they're
you know, the the Cinderella stuff. I love this tournament.
I'm a huge fan of it because you just never
know when a lower seed is just gonna upset somebody
and you know it's just it's just that day. And
a lot of times those kids have been together longer
on those smaller, smaller Division I.
Speaker 5: Schools nowadays, Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2: Right, because you got a lot of one and done
right one and the portal is a big thing.
Speaker 4: Every night is senior Night for the next four weeks. Yeah,
in a way for even the freshman.
Speaker 2: Yes, it could be, it could be, could be one
and done. You never know.
Speaker 4: That's why college basketball has lost like its popularity over
the years. I remember, ye mean, you guys are both
gen xers. But I remember it too when Latner would
make the cover of SI. I mean, Duke had a
following and you knew the players year after year after
year after year. Those days are over. When Weber basically
left Michigan after his sophomore year, that kind of opened
the floodgates. Floodgates for guys like Marbury and others to
Tim Duncan's and to just take off. And now he
got the one and done concept and you don't know
who anybody is.
Speaker 3: And then these kids transfer all the time too.
Speaker 2: Right, right, do we expect to see like a repeat
champion Yukon?
Speaker 3: I would think not, no, you Cod's not that good
this year. But I think they're gonna win some games.
Speaker 2: They're an eighth seed right out of the West. They
are an eight seed out of the West, which I
always think. Those eight to nine games to me are
so hard to pick. I would say eight nine, even
the the the seven nines to me are sometimes tough
to pick.
Speaker 5: Your seven tens. I got some.
Speaker 2: Seven tens, thank you, seven tenths, thank you.
Speaker 5: I do have some numbers for people if they're degenerate gamblers. Yes,
we can get into that. Yeah, sure, whenever you want.
But you know, generally, you know, if you're a betting person,
you know, uh, those eight nine games, you just take
the points and hope.
Speaker 2: Take the points right because they are so close.
Speaker 5: Right now, it's usually won one and a half two.
Speaker 2: It almost seems unfair to have an Auburn go up
against an Alabama Saint Francis. It's like, you know what
I'm saying, and not that we haven't seen. Sometimes an upset, right,
there's been twice.
Speaker 4: Twice UNBC beat Virginia, which was the first time a
sixteen beat a one, and the following year, Tony Bettet
had his team back in the championship game and won it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which totally made everybody forget about it. But they
it happened.
Speaker 2: Again, happen again. But I often think the top sixteen
teams in the country going into the tournament have the
greatest chance of winning the national championship, of course, right, yeah, so,
and they're usually the ones. It's it's we don't see
many of these Alabama Saint Francis get beyond the sweet sixteen.
If they even get that far, they may it to
the thirty two.
Speaker 5: They you know, it might be as I mean, last
year we had NC State. They were a great story, right, Yes,
they played their way in.
Speaker 3: He's flared their head coach.
Speaker 5: Played their way in through the ACC tournament, made all
the way to the final four.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean Syracuse did something similar in twenty Yeah, they did.
They were in the playing game.
Speaker 4: Well you can when they won the Big East tournament.
They had to literally win the tournament to get into
the tournament. They end up like never losing again and
they end up going and winning the championship.
Speaker 3: They gave Kevin Alie this huge extension. He sucked. They
end up fired him and bringing in Hurley and he ends.
Speaker 4: Up people forget you cod Maybe this generation, not Duke
UK may be this generation's greatest college basketball program.
Speaker 2: Which one we never think of, right we don't.
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous because.
Speaker 2: You do think college basketball, I automatically think, do you think.
Speaker 4: North Carolina, Kansas? They used to think in U c
l A, Michigan, Michigan State.
Speaker 2: Always Alabama's coming on the scene. Now that's that's.
Speaker 3: Become Buffalo's adopted d because.
Speaker 2: We're with you now. But they somebody said, foodie, I
read this brackets, flip it on his head, fill out
the bracket from the inside out. This according to the
University of Illinois computer science professor Sheldon Jacobson, he's on
to something, he Sheldon, is that the dude from uh yes,
it is from Nerds are Us or whatever. The show
is a mystery big bank. Yeah, he used. He used
AI and past tournament results to determine the best round
to start with, and it told AI says, the Elite
eight or the final fours where you should start filling
out your brackets, which seems insane to me.
Speaker 5: Like that's good, I need to do this. I think
that's a good use of a just.
Speaker 2: Say where to start? Yeah, not like who's gonna win? Right, yeah,
because I think it's I think your bracket's gonna blow up?
Speaker 5: It probably would. But like most large language models, yeah,
are outdated.
Speaker 2: They're you know, data through twenty twenty three. Yeah, they are.
Speaker 5: So you don't have this year's data in there, you
don't have last year's data.
Speaker 2: You just are going off what right, So saying where
should I start it based on historical preferences the next
last two years?
Speaker 5: Really that percentages? That's a good point, Like that's where
you're getting all your points and if you're in a.
Speaker 2: Right yes, yes it is pretty much that is it?
So who do you see? Who do you have? Did
you fill out a bracket? Or if you were to
just look, let's just say overall, who do you say
cuts down the nets on April seventh in San Antonio?
Speaker 5: I think somebody from the SEC will cut down the net?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so that that excludes duke.
Speaker 2: How many SEC teams are in there?
Speaker 3: It's like fourteen fourteen SEC team or no?
Speaker 2: Was it?
Speaker 3: No, that's can't have eighteen teams? Was it eighteen teams?
Speaker 2: I think they have eighteen eighteen in the tournament.
Speaker 3: No, I think of fourteen in the tournament.
Speaker 2: Okay, fourteen?
Speaker 5: Did that many make it?
Speaker 2: I didn't think boy, I thought it was less than that.
I don't know.
Speaker 5: So it's interesting this year the SEC has not only
been the best conference, but they've been dominant outside of
conference play. So going up against you know, the ACC
or the Big twelve, they've been dominating. The only conference
that gave them problems was the Big Ten. Slightly above
five hundred against a Big ten. So if you're looking
at a bracket and see one of those matchups come
off in Michigan State against an SEC, you know, maybe
you lean Michigan State in that one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I hear a lot of people talking about Florida being
the best team in this tournament.
Speaker 3: I heard a guy take Florida for the tournament the
other day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, agree, disagree.
Speaker 5: I can't disagree with it. I can't disagree. I mean,
they just rolled through the SEC tournament. Yeah, offensively, they're
probably one of the best in the country. Defensively their
top ten. God, it was so great to see, like
a stats.
Speaker 2: Robert Morris beat Alabama roll Tide right, or a Mount
Saint Mary's beat Duke.
Speaker 3: You say that, but then it kills the rest of
the tournament.
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of really caught up in this space story, which it
just seems so odd to me that these two NASA
astronauts go out there again. I'm boeing, not a great
track record, spelling doors open. They were supposed to do
an eight day test flight and it turned into a
two hundred and eighty six day odyssey.
Speaker 3: Thanks Biden.
Speaker 2: They're back on Earth, and I guess you get paid
for the unexpected work shifts because you're still there, so
you're working.
Speaker 3: Twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2: I get it's a leapier.
Speaker 3: It wasn't a leap heer, so you get extra? Do
you get hazard pay?
Speaker 2: So they they're supposed to get some extra cash for
their trouble that like Jerry duty cash. Well, you know what.
So a former astronaut, Caddy Coleman said, the NASA space
travel allowance in twenty ten or fifteen years later was
just four dollars per day.
Speaker 3: Though you weren't far off do't just gonna have to fix.
Speaker 2: That, not exactly hazard pay for being stranded out in
space for two hundred and eighty six days, in my opinion.
But uh, if they get today's higher per diem, they
can end up with fifty one thousand each. But if
it's based on the older rates, they would each get
one eight dollars, which would be terrible, terrible. And you
know what, I wonder if people even care terrible, Like,
there're these scientists and I don't know.
Speaker 3: What's in your wallet, so a thousand dollars?
Speaker 5: Have you been following this all along?
Speaker 2: I've been paying attention sort of. I I find so
much in the news just dark these days, you know,
like everything is this one got shot, this one I
can't I go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Tesla got lit up, so they went up for
eight days.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was the thing to test the thing, and
then two hundred and eighty six.
Speaker 5: So where they get the food from, that's a great question.
With the water that they have to do, I don't
know they doing with the waste. I think that's base
waste now.
Speaker 2: I don't know if someday, all of a sudden, a
tird just lands on your roof comes screaming through your
chimney because two hundred and eighty seven extra in space,
same outfits, same out no weekends, no fresh air, Yeah, no.
Speaker 3: No boat, no motor cars.
Speaker 5: You know, how do you not go nuts?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You got clean underwear for ten days because you always
pack a couple extra.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And it was a guy and a girl, so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right right, astronauts make between yeah, man and a woman.
I know, but can you even you need a little
gravity to make the friction go? Uh? I think an
astronauts pay is somewhere between one hundred and twenty five
and one hundred and sixty three thousand a year. It's
not enough. I you know what I I Yeah, I mean, Josh,
how I just got These guys are going to space?
Can we can?
Speaker 5: We just could?
Speaker 2: Can we even?
Speaker 3: I got a house, I got a space shuttle.
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 3: Who needs five more million dollars?
Speaker 2: This is the worst overtime in history of mankind. It's
the worst overtime shift ever. Yeah, God, high risk, unpredictable. Oh,
it's like four dollars a day. Yeah. It makes like
Nike in the Third World look like a generous employer. Hi,
forty what tips we got for the NC double A
YEP tournaments pens or at a tournament, got my pen?
Speaker 5: All right? Two seeds? All right, seventeen points are higher
since two thousand and five they're fourteen and twenty four.
So we got three teams that fit this bill. Maybe
you take them, maybe you don't, Robert Morris, Wofford and Omaha.
Speaker 2: Okay, so seventeen points are higher. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So if a team is a fifteen seed, yeah, and
they're getting more than seventeen points, gotcha. You want to
spread the points.
Speaker 2: Take the points.
Speaker 3: Fifteen seed and getting and getting what seventeen?
Speaker 2: Okay, seventeen or more?
Speaker 3: Take them? Okay, take the points. Okay, take it's about
a six the that makes sense.
Speaker 2: Four percent hit Danny, all right, yeah, yeah, it'd be
very very very wealthy by the times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to have FanDuel picked eleven teams to
win the championships.
Speaker 5: So yeah, XT for life. Okay, all right, the Mountain
West is a terrible team. Uh conference in the tournament. Uh,
let's tell Josh Allen that Mountain West seeds eight or higher,
eight or higher. Uh, since two thousand and three are
five and thirty six straight up and only seven thirty
two and two against the spread. Wow, so we got
four of those. One happened last night. We saw what happened.
UNC totally killed San Diego State. Yeah, we got UCLA
Memphis getting points against Colorado State and Marquette. They fit
that bill to bet four.
Speaker 2: So bet four.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Ucla Memphis Marquette fit that. They're playing Mountain West
eat or higher.
Speaker 3: Do you see LA Memphis Marquette bet those teams?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, well I feel rich are already all right, all.
Speaker 5: Right, we talked about the three seeds. They're seventeen and
ten in the last Yeah, twenty seven games. Uh, Texas Tech,
Iowa State, Kentucky, Wisconsin, what about them? All right, here's
here's a weird one. Okay, Okay, Danny got something. They
said Texas Tech, Iowa State, Iowa State, Kentucky over Troy. Okay, Wisconsin.
Speaker 3: Okay, I like when I could just put like states down,
that's great, Go ahead.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Okay.
Speaker 5: High elevation teams. Teams that play in high elevation right,
tend to run out of gas for some reason in
the tournament.
Speaker 2: Interesting because we're more at sea level gravity.
Speaker 4: So if you were just if you were just in
a space shuttle for two hundred eighty six days. Odds
are you're probably not gonna you win the first or
second round, but you're not gonna get in the third round.
Speaker 5: So against those seas, they're fifty five and twenty three.
So these are teams you don't bet. Okay, Yeah, some
fall into multiple categories. So you have to make a
choice about b Yu, Utah State, Colorado State again and
New Mexico high elevation. Yeah, but against those teams, I
don't know who they're playing.
Speaker 4: Oh man, that's got suck to'll be living in New
Mexico in a high elevation area and there's like no
benefit to that.
Speaker 2: What do you mean it's beautiful?
Speaker 3: Think about it?
Speaker 2: Well, the Desert Aliens could come down like.
Speaker 4: New Mexico is what Arizona didn't want, apparently from what
I've read.
Speaker 2: But they got a lot of nice rugs. I hear
a lot of people, a lot of celebrities live like
in Albuquerque.
Speaker 5: Is that where gene heck heck, no one was around lows.
Let's build something together, all right. We talked about the
underdogs between six and a half and ten. Yeah, they're
forty four and twenty seven against the spread. That's high Point, Georgia.
Speaker 2: McNeese, wit high Point got in Yeah, Oh.
Speaker 3: McNeice always snicks in somehow.
Speaker 2: Liberty, Liberty, Yale and Drake.
Speaker 3: So what is it about these guys again?
Speaker 5: They are underdogs between six and a half and ten points.
Speaker 2: Okay, so they're underdogs when the spread is six and
a half to ten.
Speaker 5: When they're getting six and a half ten Yeah.
Speaker 2: High Point mcneesse is after McNeese.
Speaker 5: Liberty, Liberty, Yale, Do Yale, and Drake. Not to be
confused with Lamar.
Speaker 4: High Point, Georgia McNeice, Georgia, Yale and Drake, Georgia and Ludicrous.
Speaker 3: Who is the Kendrick Lamar Lamar?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 5: All right, play for the next one.
Speaker 2: Next tip from FOODI.
Speaker 5: Team's coming off twenty point losses in their previous game,
you would think they wouldn't do good. Well, they're twenty
seven and fifteen against the spread in their first game.
So there's four of those teams. Some of these are repeating,
so you know you might want to bang it uh BYU.
So that's an opposite Alabama, Illinois, Kentucky. It's three states, Dandy, Yeah,
three states and some Mormons.
Speaker 2: Yep, technically four you betting? What was the tip on these?
Those are teams you want to take. Yeah, it's what.
Speaker 5: There's some contradiction.
Speaker 2: Byu ye castling yourself out there. Ancel that one out,
So Bama, Illinois and Kentucky take those.
Speaker 5: Kentucky's been mentioned twice now, so really, Bill's Troy upset.
Speaker 2: And I would love to see Troy do it. Oh God,
that would be so.
Speaker 5: Calm immediately, Oh man, did you see Troy? Okay? The
ten seed?
Speaker 2: Did we talk about this one? No?
Speaker 5: The ten seed versus the seventh seed, where the ten
has more regular season wins? Okay, so you know somebody
has twenty seven wins, the seven has twenty six wins.
The ten seeds are one in fourteen straight up and
against the spread.
Speaker 2: Now this again could cancel out. He could, because you've
got New Mexico against Marquette. New Mexico is twenty six
and seven on the season, Marquette is twenty three and
ten at the seventh seed. New Mexico at the ten seed.
Speaker 5: The ten Seeds are one in fourteen, So you don't
want to take New Mexico, Okay, So we cancel each
other out there, no, no New Mexico, No New Mexico.
We said the other team about regular Mexico. No Mexico
is also high out, dude, nothing happens in New Mexico.
And then Utah State is the other team you don't
want to take, okay, also mentioned before as somebody you
don't want to take. They'll probably win.
Speaker 2: The utes. Where do you where do you start watching, sir?
Twelve o'clock twelve fifteen on Thursday? Yeah, tomorrow tomorrow home. No, no,
I'll be in the basement. Yeah. And then when do
you come out? When do you When do you like
come out to see you?
Speaker 5: Saturday? Saturday. I got the baseball thing I gotta do
Fantasy baseball.
Speaker 3: They got draft.
Speaker 4: Yeah, with a third pick of the twenty twenty five
Fantasy Baseball Rotissary Draft.
Speaker 3: Footy selects.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Eric Judge, all right, all right, good pick.
So you gotta go out and get that.
Speaker 5: I got to do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you can't do that remotely on the y.
He's got a lot going on over yes he does. Yeah.
What a life you got? What a life? Back to
the basement, Fantasy in the basement, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: All right, we got two more all right, two.
Speaker 3: More five fantasy has been out about baseball.
Speaker 5: Slow teams that play at a slow pace. That's sixty
nine possessions are less like Princeton used to. Yeah, exactly,
Princeton offense Billy that are favored by plus six to
plus nine the underdog between plus six and plus nine
or thirty three and eighteen against the spread in the
last fifty one games, seventeen outright winners in that matchup.
All right, we got some repeats, so okay, cool, Yeah,
So Drake McNeese, High Point, Yale, and Liberty you mentioned
all those already, yep, all right, And then the last
one is free throws. Free throws matter, Free throws do matter? Uh,
seventy seven percent or high on the season. When the
spread is six or less, those teams are sixty and
twenty nine against the spread. When the spread is four
or less, those teams are forty one and eighteen against
the spread.
Speaker 2: So pretty good. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So when they when you make your free throws, you
win those close games. So for that, we got Gonzaga,
Oregon VCU Vanderbilt in Colorado State. It's high elevation team,
so they cancel themselves out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, good stuff. Yeah, where did you research all this?
Speaker 5: Uh? The internet? Looking looking and look, yeah, it's crazy
shit just it is a lot across it's ah. And
then the fun fact, you know, Yukon's won back to
back yes tournaments, they're also twelve and all against the
spread in that time.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, just take the points, take the point, Yukon.
Speaker 3: Always take the point.
Speaker 5: Always take the points until they lose.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you could take the points and they could
still lose.
Speaker 4: You can still get the if they're an underdog, gods
are if they're playing it, well they're an eight.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, probably the favorite?
Speaker 2: What what?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: Wanted to go? This is bathing there? Could you please?
But the dishes in the dish, not the sink.
Speaker 3: Bro, I do the dishes and she rearranges them in
the Yeah. See, I know you guys talk about this
the praise.
Speaker 2: No, we didn't talk about it at the parade. I'm
just saying. I'm just saying, like I can see it.
Speaker 3: I'm a great husband.
Speaker 2: I'm not denying that. And you know all that Okay
that I just threw up in my mouth. But the uh,
I mean, you're you're great at the like knowing all
this stuff. It's like I got but that's why I said,
please put the dishes in the didn't I tell you that?
Speaker 3: It's like that episode of UH.
Speaker 4: It's like that episode of UH Marry with Children where
Christine Applegate's character what was her name, Kelly? She like
he fed her all these Albundy Feder all these facts
for a game show. Todd Christiansen was hosting it, and
so they He goes, her.
Speaker 2: Brain is full.
Speaker 4: We can't give her any for facts, right, So he goes,
it's when you going to ring the bell. Don't ring
the bell, honey, don't jerk it, he tells her, because.
Speaker 3: She pegs, she just lost the fact. So she answered
all these questions. They get to the final round.
Speaker 4: This man scored four touchdowns for poul Kai High School
in one game, and she didn't know the answer.
Speaker 3: It was a that was the fact she lost.
Speaker 2: All right? Foody good stuff?
Speaker 3: Yeah, great stuff, food good stuff.
Speaker 2: What's on the menu for all this?
Speaker 5: T K?
Speaker 2: Yeah, t K? Pizzas great pizza?
Speaker 5: Maybe some chili?
Speaker 2: All right, okayam your basement in that basement bms, that's
all right, my abasement. We'll close it out as you
get ready for the big tournament. I think Dan's gonna
make some money. Honestly, I could see that he makes
some money.
Speaker 3: I'll take you guys out for lunch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the kind of guy I am. I know
you are a giver.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kevin Cob greg com headaches.
Speaker 2: You give if you lose. Gambling is a risky. Gambling
is a risk on yourself. That is true.
Speaker 3: My brother, my brother Ryan called it. He goes, hey,
you and Bill should do a bit. I'm like, okay,
what should we do.
Speaker 4: You should call one of those one eight hundred gambling
ads turn the tournament, ask him what teams to.
Speaker 3: Pick because you have a gambling probably need help.
Speaker 2: Oh, I go, Actually that's.
Speaker 3: A pretty good idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah I need gambling help. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like what it says, yeah, yeah, like for gambling health.
Speaker 2: I thought this was gambling help. Yeah, so to help.
Speaker 3: Y mcne's gonna win this day.
Speaker 2: For foody. Nice to see you for Dan Morello. I'm
Bill Moran and we'll see you tomorrow.
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