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Okay? 23 00:01:11.040 --> 00:01:13.200 First of all, yeah, I agree. This is like Sisters 24 00:01:13.319 --> 00:01:14.000 of the Trailing Pan. 25 00:01:14.120 --> 00:01:15.959 You look like you're auditioning for the Gilmore Girl. 26 00:01:16.200 --> 00:01:18.920 I'm just trying to change it up a little bit 27 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:19.799 too much, just a. 28 00:01:20.719 --> 00:01:22.159 B my hair. 29 00:01:22.519 --> 00:01:24.439 I didn't have a chance to wash it the last 30 00:01:24.439 --> 00:01:27.000 two days and so it's just a little on the flat, 31 00:01:27.120 --> 00:01:27.719 boring side. 32 00:01:27.760 --> 00:01:30.079 So I just stuck a hat on. You couldn't You 33 00:01:30.120 --> 00:01:32.920 couldn't watch wash your hair while you were watching ninety 34 00:01:32.959 --> 00:01:35.239 dav thing. No, of course not. And that needs my 35 00:01:35.280 --> 00:01:35.959 complete attention. 36 00:01:36.519 --> 00:01:36.920 What do you have? 37 00:01:37.120 --> 00:01:38.000 What's wrong with the top? 38 00:01:39.480 --> 00:01:41.159 The top is it's basic. 39 00:01:41.280 --> 00:01:43.120 It's just basic because I you know, I have a 40 00:01:43.159 --> 00:01:43.439 hat on. 41 00:01:43.480 --> 00:01:44.280 The hat is awful. 42 00:01:45.799 --> 00:01:48.359 What's making it's so wawfulcause I look like a page boy. 43 00:01:49.560 --> 00:01:51.840 It's just it's the wrong decade for that. Yeah, it 44 00:01:51.879 --> 00:01:54.680 might be the wrong end of the actual this century, 45 00:01:54.920 --> 00:01:55.519 this millennium. 46 00:01:55.560 --> 00:01:57.760 Actually, I mean it would be perfect if you were 47 00:01:57.799 --> 00:02:01.799 in like the eighteen eighties and you selling newspapers during 48 00:02:01.879 --> 00:02:02.840 the depression, I. 49 00:02:02.799 --> 00:02:05.079 Understand, Or you were like Hannah Montana in two thousand 50 00:02:05.200 --> 00:02:06.040 to five. 51 00:02:05.920 --> 00:02:09.439 So it's like two thousand and early two thousand. Yeah, well, 52 00:02:09.439 --> 00:02:11.000 you know what, I don't care. 53 00:02:11.159 --> 00:02:12.919 I think the biggest problem is it just doesn't look 54 00:02:12.919 --> 00:02:13.800 good on me. 55 00:02:14.520 --> 00:02:14.919 You know what. 56 00:02:15.039 --> 00:02:19.000 In general, my head is so big that I can't 57 00:02:19.039 --> 00:02:23.159 fit into most hats. This hat fits me very well. 58 00:02:23.240 --> 00:02:23.840 It's huge. 59 00:02:24.039 --> 00:02:27.080 It fits my head perfectly, and it's comfortable. So I 60 00:02:27.120 --> 00:02:28.520 have kept it. 61 00:02:28.599 --> 00:02:31.000 Like was it like a feedbag or something before? 62 00:02:31.719 --> 00:02:34.280 Oh yeah, great depression stuff. 63 00:02:34.319 --> 00:02:35.319 Oh it's cute. 64 00:02:35.400 --> 00:02:37.240 It's just it looks worse to take it off. 65 00:02:37.280 --> 00:02:38.240 It's my Brixton. 66 00:02:38.800 --> 00:02:41.280 Oh them, it's Sice large. 67 00:02:41.039 --> 00:02:45.599 Course, because my Giant you know what, my favorite hat company. 68 00:02:45.840 --> 00:02:48.199 I bet people are gonna of. 69 00:02:48.120 --> 00:02:49.560 Course they will. They will just do it. They will 70 00:02:49.560 --> 00:02:50.680 say that just to spite us. 71 00:02:50.960 --> 00:02:53.000 Oh no, that's not how it works. 72 00:02:53.000 --> 00:02:54.039 On our social media. 73 00:02:55.319 --> 00:02:56.400 People love to disagree with me. 74 00:02:56.599 --> 00:03:00.360 No, because everybody, well you you get it, you get 75 00:03:00.360 --> 00:03:04.199 it kind of hard. Sometimes Eric never does, which is 76 00:03:04.400 --> 00:03:05.479 wrong because he's the hater. 77 00:03:05.599 --> 00:03:08.360 Sometimes he is. He's the one that makes the I'm cynical, 78 00:03:08.360 --> 00:03:09.280 but he's a hater. 79 00:03:09.439 --> 00:03:12.120 And he's the one that makes the off color commons 80 00:03:12.360 --> 00:03:13.520 and the naughty. 81 00:03:15.840 --> 00:03:19.680 But everybody loves Eric, and then I'm just in the 82 00:03:19.719 --> 00:03:23.080 worst movie opinions of all top That is not true. 83 00:03:23.120 --> 00:03:23.560 That's true. 84 00:03:23.680 --> 00:03:28.039 Sometimes they're sometimes they're as but a lot of times 85 00:03:28.080 --> 00:03:29.919 they're way off. And I can always tell when he's 86 00:03:29.960 --> 00:03:30.800 lying about a movie. 87 00:03:30.879 --> 00:03:32.879 You can both what do you mean by lying? 88 00:03:33.319 --> 00:03:37.240 Like, for example, the last movie he saw, Oh, the 89 00:03:37.240 --> 00:03:39.840 Pamela Anderson movie that we saw, which was horrible. 90 00:03:39.960 --> 00:03:43.240 Okay, I did not say it was great. I said 91 00:03:43.400 --> 00:03:43.879 she was. 92 00:03:43.919 --> 00:03:46.199 Very Okay, Well there was another movie where he's like, 93 00:03:46.719 --> 00:03:48.560 did you like it was a good and he goes, yeah, 94 00:03:48.599 --> 00:03:52.080 it was great, like just so blandly. 95 00:03:51.719 --> 00:03:54.240 Which means on the couch probably. 96 00:03:55.240 --> 00:03:56.479 It's like, why are you lying to me? 97 00:03:56.520 --> 00:03:58.360 Why can't you just be honest and say you didn't 98 00:03:58.400 --> 00:04:01.000 like the movie. You don't have to like this particular movie. 99 00:04:01.199 --> 00:04:03.520 I don't remember what it was because it didn't happen. 100 00:04:03.560 --> 00:04:05.919 The problem is is that you love awful movies and 101 00:04:06.039 --> 00:04:07.400 hate good movies a lot. 102 00:04:07.560 --> 00:04:10.240 This is coming from somebody that watches like. 103 00:04:12.240 --> 00:04:15.960 What yeah, me, Yeah, I watch all good things. I 104 00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:20.560 watch a lot of good That is my brain on pause. 105 00:04:21.199 --> 00:04:24.000 Show you a lot of those I know. I know 106 00:04:24.279 --> 00:04:26.639 my brain is constantly working rules. 107 00:04:26.839 --> 00:04:29.079 I have a bachelor, I don't care. I don't watch 108 00:04:29.120 --> 00:04:32.319 those blind that I do watch, which one love is blind? 109 00:04:32.800 --> 00:04:34.759 All of those reality shows are all brain off shows. 110 00:04:34.879 --> 00:04:35.839 I do not partake. 111 00:04:36.680 --> 00:04:39.920 I should start watching The Bachelor because a lot of people. 112 00:04:39.680 --> 00:04:40.160 Do watch that. 113 00:04:40.839 --> 00:04:45.519 You watch real stuff, steer away from reality TV. 114 00:04:45.639 --> 00:04:48.759 Is I do love documentaries? I do too. I hate 115 00:04:48.800 --> 00:04:51.120 actually hate documentary. Oh I love documentaries. 116 00:04:51.319 --> 00:04:54.800 Have you ever seen the show documentary now with It's 117 00:04:54.920 --> 00:04:59.199 with the two comedians from Saturday Night Live, the guy 118 00:04:59.240 --> 00:05:03.920 that did Portland, oh and another dude I kind of 119 00:05:03.959 --> 00:05:08.319 can't remember, but they do fake documentaries and there it's 120 00:05:08.480 --> 00:05:10.879 so subtly funny. It's called documentary. 121 00:05:10.879 --> 00:05:13.079 Now you might like that I should like documentaries because 122 00:05:13.079 --> 00:05:16.519 I am like a big knowledge, but I just because 123 00:05:16.519 --> 00:05:19.519 I heard. My problem with documentaries is they take a 124 00:05:19.519 --> 00:05:21.959 lot of like like a very little about like amount 125 00:05:22.040 --> 00:05:23.480 of information and they turn into. 126 00:05:23.279 --> 00:05:25.040 Like two hours long some of them. 127 00:05:25.079 --> 00:05:26.600 Yes, I was like, I could read an article about 128 00:05:26.600 --> 00:05:28.680 this in literally ten minutes and get all the information. 129 00:05:29.000 --> 00:05:31.319 Some of them do drag on and do create that. 130 00:05:31.399 --> 00:05:35.600 But okay, enough of that now. Look, Eric has a 131 00:05:35.639 --> 00:05:38.199 story to tell. He has a host chat. But I 132 00:05:38.279 --> 00:05:41.600 want to just tease what I'm going to talk about. 133 00:05:41.800 --> 00:05:43.759 Oh my god, I brought it down. 134 00:05:44.600 --> 00:05:46.639 Let's just do it. Came in the mail, No, no, no, no, 135 00:05:46.680 --> 00:05:49.120 we'll do yours. I'm teasing. Mine's called book. 136 00:05:49.399 --> 00:05:55.040 You'll see no, no, would you stop? Don't guess right now, 137 00:05:55.040 --> 00:06:03.079 don't guess right now. I I think I'm I need uh. 138 00:06:04.560 --> 00:06:06.120 Talking to God? 139 00:06:06.199 --> 00:06:09.759 Maybe, or I might be the smartest person on the planet, 140 00:06:10.360 --> 00:06:13.480 one of those, probably the first one. Okay, that's coming 141 00:06:13.560 --> 00:06:17.040 up after your topic. 142 00:06:17.199 --> 00:06:20.319 Now let's just do it real QUI Okay, I'll make 143 00:06:20.360 --> 00:06:23.399 mine really quick so we can get on tears. I 144 00:06:23.399 --> 00:06:26.680 have a question for both of you. When you look 145 00:06:26.680 --> 00:06:30.439 at me, just in my normal in my normal state, like, 146 00:06:32.600 --> 00:06:33.199 what do you think? 147 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:38.000 Do you want us to be completely honest right now, I'll. 148 00:06:37.879 --> 00:06:40.839 Say you walked into my office and I was at 149 00:06:40.879 --> 00:06:47.800 my computer typing something like what would what would okay, 150 00:06:48.000 --> 00:06:48.839 what would you think? 151 00:06:49.079 --> 00:06:50.040 You have a lot of faces. 152 00:06:50.120 --> 00:06:53.040 I'm going to be completely honest, and I'm and you 153 00:06:53.240 --> 00:06:54.480 know that I don't feel like this. 154 00:06:54.680 --> 00:06:55.759 I don't feel this way. 155 00:06:56.279 --> 00:06:58.519 But if I were to walk into your office and 156 00:06:58.560 --> 00:07:00.600 see you sitting there and you looked up at me, 157 00:07:01.120 --> 00:07:05.279 I'd be like unapproachable. Yeah, okay, unapproachable. 158 00:07:05.839 --> 00:07:08.519 You have three faces from what I've seen, one is 159 00:07:08.560 --> 00:07:10.360 your happy, normal face. It's quite pleasant. 160 00:07:10.399 --> 00:07:11.040 Now when he smiles. 161 00:07:11.040 --> 00:07:12.240 It's great lights of room. 162 00:07:12.319 --> 00:07:14.279 Yeah. Your second one is your very ditsy like I'm 163 00:07:14.279 --> 00:07:16.519 listening very intently face like, but it's kind of like 164 00:07:16.560 --> 00:07:18.240 I have I may, I might not have any clue 165 00:07:18.279 --> 00:07:18.680 what's going on. 166 00:07:18.759 --> 00:07:23.519 It's like like he's thinking about his wheels are turning. 167 00:07:22.720 --> 00:07:25.600 Or he's not thinking, but right exactly. The third one 168 00:07:25.639 --> 00:07:28.360 is your your sour gay face. It's very sour. It's 169 00:07:28.519 --> 00:07:31.519 very very flamboyant. 170 00:07:32.519 --> 00:07:36.600 I've come to after being told that they were afraid 171 00:07:36.600 --> 00:07:41.160 to talk to me because I looked mean. I was like, so, 172 00:07:41.759 --> 00:07:46.399 I've come to terms with that. My normal face is 173 00:07:46.480 --> 00:07:51.560 just a scowl. I have resting bitch face. Everyone has 174 00:07:51.639 --> 00:07:57.160 all the time, most well except Laura. No, no, not really. 175 00:07:57.240 --> 00:07:59.399 Well, when you do that, you do this is my 176 00:07:59.480 --> 00:08:00.000 resting face. 177 00:08:01.399 --> 00:08:03.319 It's not really that's pretty. That's kind of a little 178 00:08:03.319 --> 00:08:06.160 harsher version. You don't only have RBF I do. 179 00:08:06.319 --> 00:08:09.800 I know you do, and you're like, you do too. 180 00:08:09.680 --> 00:08:11.480 Yes, I do. Mine's pretty intense. 181 00:08:11.680 --> 00:08:15.240 Yeah, you are unapproachable as well. That's not as much 182 00:08:15.399 --> 00:08:19.000 as you could be. It depends on the day. 183 00:08:19.120 --> 00:08:21.439 I think in the setting. 184 00:08:21.240 --> 00:08:24.120 And the setting. See the work setting, it's rough. 185 00:08:25.079 --> 00:08:26.639 I know if you if I. 186 00:08:26.680 --> 00:08:29.000 Just if I, if you were expecting me, you would 187 00:08:29.000 --> 00:08:31.160 greet me with a smile. I know that, Like if 188 00:08:31.199 --> 00:08:32.919 you if I was a client, you were expecting me, 189 00:08:33.120 --> 00:08:35.080 you would be you'd have a smile. But if I 190 00:08:35.279 --> 00:08:37.360 just came up to your desk, like randomly, and I 191 00:08:37.399 --> 00:08:39.879 was a stranger and I walked in, oh boy, oh 192 00:08:39.919 --> 00:08:42.480 hell no, I think you give me a look like, 193 00:08:42.559 --> 00:08:44.440 what the eff are you doing in front of my doors? 194 00:08:44.639 --> 00:08:46.960 Sassy too, You're a little sassy. 195 00:08:48.519 --> 00:08:51.200 He's not not quite at the beginning. 196 00:08:51.320 --> 00:08:54.600 He's more kurt. He's more it's it's. 197 00:08:54.440 --> 00:08:56.960 Got that little sassy sarcasm to it though. 198 00:08:57.919 --> 00:09:01.000 When he starts warming up and then he finally gets 199 00:09:01.039 --> 00:09:05.399 to Eric like it starts off he is he's kind 200 00:09:05.399 --> 00:09:08.120 of quiet, says not very that much, and then like 201 00:09:08.159 --> 00:09:09.639 he'll start opening up and then do the. 202 00:09:09.600 --> 00:09:12.879 Sarcastic thing, Hello, can I help you? Yeah? 203 00:09:12.960 --> 00:09:15.639 Or just Tello did something? 204 00:09:15.720 --> 00:09:18.039 Yeah, uh yeah, or yeah he could. He would say 205 00:09:18.120 --> 00:09:22.039 kind of help you, like I'm really super busy right now, 206 00:09:22.240 --> 00:09:23.639 what are you doing in front of my desk? 207 00:09:23.679 --> 00:09:25.000 That's the vibe you give off. 208 00:09:25.039 --> 00:09:27.919 God forbid someone be slightly in the wrong. You're like, well, 209 00:09:28.039 --> 00:09:30.279 you should have. You're fifteen minutes late for your appointment. 210 00:09:30.639 --> 00:09:31.919 Oh, I know, I know. 211 00:09:33.159 --> 00:09:34.559 I have a story to tell you. 212 00:09:34.639 --> 00:09:36.120 I don't even know if I should tell it. 213 00:09:36.200 --> 00:09:38.360 If i'm If I'm doing my thing, you do your 214 00:09:38.600 --> 00:09:40.759 If yours is work related, you might be I know. 215 00:09:41.960 --> 00:09:46.000 Well it was just embarrassing for herself. Well, we'll get 216 00:09:46.000 --> 00:09:46.600 you in trouble. 217 00:09:46.960 --> 00:09:52.559 Will spill it, give us a give us a vaguer. 218 00:09:52.799 --> 00:09:55.720 I'll tell you off air. No, that's not fair to people. 219 00:09:56.159 --> 00:09:57.639 If it's work related, don't push it. 220 00:09:58.759 --> 00:10:00.360 Could this get you and. 221 00:10:01.960 --> 00:10:05.399 Live there anymore? Well then, who gives a rats? 222 00:10:05.519 --> 00:10:06.480 But I don't think. 223 00:10:09.120 --> 00:10:10.039 I'll tell it later. 224 00:10:10.279 --> 00:10:12.559 Here, give me here, turn off the sound and I 225 00:10:12.600 --> 00:10:13.440 want to hear one sense. 226 00:10:14.159 --> 00:10:18.120 Let's get on. Well, I'll tell you one sentence. Okay, 227 00:10:19.480 --> 00:10:30.879 does it look like I have a crystal ball? Just 228 00:10:30.919 --> 00:10:31.480 say it? 229 00:10:32.080 --> 00:10:34.000 He has it. This is a while ago, and you 230 00:10:34.039 --> 00:10:34.840 don't do this now. 231 00:10:35.440 --> 00:10:42.440 But you did this one. No, this was today. Don't 232 00:10:42.440 --> 00:10:45.159 say it then. It's funny though it's not that me. 233 00:10:45.559 --> 00:10:49.639 I don't jeopardize your all right, dang it, it's easy 234 00:10:49.720 --> 00:10:51.080 for you, Lauria. You barely have a job. 235 00:10:51.200 --> 00:10:57.919 I know, right, jeez, I walk the line always and always. 236 00:10:57.720 --> 00:11:00.399 But I guess in conclusion sometimes, yes, you do have 237 00:11:00.440 --> 00:11:03.240 pretty bad RBF, but like not like the worst. 238 00:11:03.440 --> 00:11:07.320 No, not the worst I've ever seen. Oh, it's just 239 00:11:07.360 --> 00:11:08.679 so opposite of who you are. 240 00:11:08.840 --> 00:11:11.360 That's it, totally is. And I don't just sit like 241 00:11:12.759 --> 00:11:15.320 at my desk like gritting like an idiot. No. 242 00:11:15.600 --> 00:11:17.279 If he's if he's hating though, if he's in his 243 00:11:17.320 --> 00:11:19.639 hater mode, he's it's pretty Oh. 244 00:11:19.559 --> 00:11:20.879 If I'm annoyed, pretty bad. 245 00:11:22.159 --> 00:11:24.759 It takes them a while to get out of that mode, 246 00:11:25.559 --> 00:11:28.320 the annoyed mode. Once you get in it, it takes 247 00:11:28.320 --> 00:11:29.720 a minute for him to get back up. 248 00:11:29.720 --> 00:11:30.039 An hour. 249 00:11:30.320 --> 00:11:35.960 Yeah, so maybe so I wasn't wrong unapproachable yep, but 250 00:11:36.399 --> 00:11:37.080 not the case. 251 00:11:37.200 --> 00:11:39.399 Not you not. Oh okay, I do have one that 252 00:11:39.440 --> 00:11:42.000 I can tell. This was at work, but it didn't 253 00:11:42.039 --> 00:11:47.399 involve anybody clients. No, okay. So I was going to 254 00:11:47.480 --> 00:11:51.639 lunch and I see a woman on our park, on 255 00:11:51.679 --> 00:11:59.639 our front park, with two dogs and they're on the 256 00:11:59.720 --> 00:12:02.279 lawn and there's no dogs allowed on the lawn. So 257 00:12:02.279 --> 00:12:04.919 as I was walking by, I was like, Hi, you know, 258 00:12:05.279 --> 00:12:07.240 I work in the man and I'm I always start 259 00:12:07.320 --> 00:12:11.679 off nice. So he says and I said, I work 260 00:12:11.679 --> 00:12:13.519 in the management office. I just want to let you 261 00:12:13.559 --> 00:12:16.279 know that dogs aren't allowed on the lawn. She whips around, 262 00:12:16.279 --> 00:12:18.240 looks at me, and she goes, they're not pooping or ping, 263 00:12:19.799 --> 00:12:20.919 and then the gloves were off. 264 00:12:21.159 --> 00:12:23.320 Oh god, I kind of feel like these stories are 265 00:12:23.399 --> 00:12:24.799 really uncharitable retelling. 266 00:12:24.919 --> 00:12:29.759 And I was like, well no, and I said, those 267 00:12:29.759 --> 00:12:33.240 are dogs, right and she said yeah, and I go, 268 00:12:33.519 --> 00:12:36.080 then they're not allowed on the lawn. Read the signs. 269 00:12:36.799 --> 00:12:40.039 So he's so blunt. Yeah, I was like, because people 270 00:12:40.039 --> 00:12:41.720 are some people are. 271 00:12:41.639 --> 00:12:44.840 Just stupidhandle like, yeah, so most people are not this 272 00:12:44.879 --> 00:12:46.960 bitchy in your life, and everyone he talks through apparently 273 00:12:47.600 --> 00:12:48.000 super b. 274 00:12:48.240 --> 00:12:50.559 Because people are so entitled. 275 00:12:50.639 --> 00:12:53.399 I don't think that he can't. 276 00:12:52.519 --> 00:12:54.120 Deal with that. I can't. 277 00:12:54.120 --> 00:12:55.519 And I think you have like a lens that you 278 00:12:55.519 --> 00:12:58.000 filter things through where it adds ten percent like bitchy. 279 00:12:58.039 --> 00:13:01.679 And we had to give ourselves our employee reviews and 280 00:13:02.320 --> 00:13:05.879 it says like name things that you're good at, and 281 00:13:06.000 --> 00:13:08.320 name name one thing that you need to work on, 282 00:13:08.360 --> 00:13:12.559 and them all my resting bitch face, Like when people 283 00:13:12.600 --> 00:13:16.039 are stupid that I can't believe that I'm hearing that 284 00:13:16.120 --> 00:13:18.960 they're actually looking in this face and saying what they're saying, 285 00:13:19.200 --> 00:13:19.720 you have to. 286 00:13:19.919 --> 00:13:21.360 You have to engage with them. 287 00:13:21.399 --> 00:13:24.240 That's what I was like, because there were more on 288 00:13:24.480 --> 00:13:27.080 so I literally am like, okay, thank you. I start 289 00:13:27.080 --> 00:13:28.879 to walk away. She lifts her dogs back on the 290 00:13:28.919 --> 00:13:31.639 lawn and I walk back over them. All what part 291 00:13:31.720 --> 00:13:34.360 of get your dogs off the lawn? Don't you understand? See? 292 00:13:34.440 --> 00:13:36.200 And those eyes are so vicious right now. 293 00:13:36.480 --> 00:13:39.159 Yeah, and she's like out and I'm all, get them 294 00:13:39.200 --> 00:13:42.440 off my lawn, get off my line. 295 00:13:42.559 --> 00:13:44.559 Yeah, you know, Okay, I just want to say I 296 00:13:44.600 --> 00:13:46.720 just I kind of suspect the conversation. 297 00:13:46.240 --> 00:13:46.840 A little bit more. 298 00:13:46.840 --> 00:13:51.039 Went like like, excuse me, uh, there's no dogs allowed 299 00:13:51.159 --> 00:13:55.399 on you were I'm sorry, they're not peeing or pooping. 300 00:13:55.440 --> 00:13:59.759 He goes, WHOA read the sign, lady, no dogs? 301 00:14:00.639 --> 00:14:02.519 Okay, that retelling does not is. 302 00:14:03.240 --> 00:14:06.960 I walked up and I identified myself because for the 303 00:14:07.039 --> 00:14:08.960 law no dogs, well, you know, I could be like 304 00:14:09.039 --> 00:14:13.639 Gladys Krabits like you know, so I always identify myself 305 00:14:14.320 --> 00:14:15.480 showing your badge and your gun. 306 00:14:15.600 --> 00:14:15.799 Yeah. 307 00:14:16.840 --> 00:14:19.559 And then I don't think you said it as nice 308 00:14:19.600 --> 00:14:20.519 as you Yeah. 309 00:14:20.360 --> 00:14:23.159 No I did. I did. I said it very nice, Okay, 310 00:14:23.240 --> 00:14:24.960 I would tell you if I was a straight up bitch. 311 00:14:24.960 --> 00:14:26.559 I don't think you know those the thing. I don't 312 00:14:26.559 --> 00:14:27.840 think you were straight up, but I think there was 313 00:14:27.840 --> 00:14:29.200 just a little bit, like a little bit of like 314 00:14:29.240 --> 00:14:31.960 bitchiness in there that made her react, Yeah, no, no, no, 315 00:14:32.000 --> 00:14:34.320 excuse me, there's no dogs allowed. 316 00:14:34.360 --> 00:14:37.399 I worked out there's no dog exactly exactly exactly what 317 00:14:37.440 --> 00:14:39.960 I said. I walked up and I'm like, hi, I 318 00:14:40.039 --> 00:14:42.080 work in the management office here. I just wanted to 319 00:14:42.159 --> 00:14:47.320 let you know. And she's literally standing right in front 320 00:14:47.320 --> 00:14:49.600 of one of the huge signs that says no dogs 321 00:14:49.639 --> 00:14:51.879 allowed on grass. She couldn't read it. She was standing 322 00:14:51.879 --> 00:14:54.799 in front of him. Good, good one, Laura, great way 323 00:14:54.799 --> 00:14:58.080 to play the Devil's at good well. No, And while 324 00:14:58.159 --> 00:15:01.000 she's like literally close to read it is the yeah, 325 00:15:01.120 --> 00:15:03.639 She's like, god, what's this sign? And then when she 326 00:15:03.840 --> 00:15:06.679 was a bitch, I was like, oh no, I think 327 00:15:06.720 --> 00:15:07.240 you missing. 328 00:15:07.360 --> 00:15:09.639 I think you have a very low threshold for what is. 329 00:15:10.559 --> 00:15:13.600 But then again, we don't. We're we don't have to 330 00:15:13.600 --> 00:15:16.759 deal with customers service type stuff as much as I. 331 00:15:16.840 --> 00:15:18.039 Deal with clients every day. 332 00:15:18.159 --> 00:15:20.000 Oh yeah, oh yeah you do, don't you. 333 00:15:20.120 --> 00:15:23.200 Yeah. I deal with rich clients and when they're entitled 334 00:15:23.200 --> 00:15:26.799 and bitchy. I'm all, oh, uh uh that is going 335 00:15:26.840 --> 00:15:29.759 to stop right now. Yep, I don't know. I'm a 336 00:15:29.759 --> 00:15:33.799 little go ahead, can't wait. 337 00:15:34.759 --> 00:15:38.919 Okay, Okay, now I saw this and it's from our 338 00:15:39.639 --> 00:15:40.639 our favorite team. 339 00:15:40.960 --> 00:15:43.000 Stop buying stuff from both of you. 340 00:15:43.480 --> 00:15:47.720 Just hey, you don't see there's only five packages a 341 00:15:47.799 --> 00:15:49.480 day that arrive here. It's just every once in a 342 00:15:49.480 --> 00:15:51.799 while you go through it and you see something interesting, 343 00:15:51.840 --> 00:15:52.799 and I'm like this. 344 00:15:52.919 --> 00:15:55.480 That is a very terrible retelling of your side of it. 345 00:15:55.559 --> 00:15:56.639 I know I look at it every day. 346 00:15:56.720 --> 00:15:59.320 Yeah, I was just there is quite frequently stuff I 347 00:16:00.200 --> 00:16:00.639 send him. 348 00:16:00.519 --> 00:16:02.840 My strawd ideas and stuff. I always tell her, I 349 00:16:02.879 --> 00:16:03.519 bite you something. 350 00:16:04.120 --> 00:16:07.320 Get ready when it's instead of death scrolling through Instagram 351 00:16:07.399 --> 00:16:08.879 like I death scroll through TIMU. 352 00:16:09.360 --> 00:16:11.639 Oh my god, no, wonder you know I have it helps. 353 00:16:11.679 --> 00:16:13.919 I have the code to the Dark Web of Temo. 354 00:16:14.120 --> 00:16:15.759 So I the Dark Web of Tune. 355 00:16:16.639 --> 00:16:22.679 Okay, so, oh god, I'm going Let me preface this 356 00:16:22.759 --> 00:16:27.080 by saying, when I do this, I go with usually 357 00:16:27.200 --> 00:16:30.080 my roommate Antonio, because he likes to go and he 358 00:16:30.200 --> 00:16:34.519 always will float me a hundie to go gamble at 359 00:16:34.559 --> 00:16:39.000 a casino. I really think it's fun. I play the 360 00:16:39.039 --> 00:16:42.200 penny machines. I don't go over, but sometimes I'll win. 361 00:16:42.360 --> 00:16:42.600 Right. 362 00:16:42.679 --> 00:16:47.159 But the problem is, I think, wait, if I have 363 00:16:47.360 --> 00:16:51.879 three hundred dollars, now, I could make this into seven hundred. 364 00:16:52.200 --> 00:16:56.960 Oh god, I saw this thing and I went, this 365 00:16:57.120 --> 00:17:00.320 is brilliant. This is going to help me come home. 366 00:17:00.440 --> 00:17:03.360 Oh no, more money than I've ever come home with. 367 00:17:03.559 --> 00:17:04.880 Next time I go to the casino. 368 00:17:06.680 --> 00:17:09.559 Oh god, so it came today. 369 00:17:10.720 --> 00:17:11.599 It looks like a book. 370 00:17:11.680 --> 00:17:14.400 It's a fake book. Okay, this is going to help you. 371 00:17:14.559 --> 00:17:15.839 Yes, this is going to help me. I'm going to 372 00:17:15.880 --> 00:17:16.759 put it in my purse. 373 00:17:18.839 --> 00:17:21.960 It's a safe, oh Jesus, with a key. 374 00:17:23.319 --> 00:17:27.279 I'm going to lock it before I leave. There's little 375 00:17:27.319 --> 00:17:29.359 slits right here that you can. 376 00:17:29.240 --> 00:17:29.960 Stick money in. 377 00:17:30.759 --> 00:17:33.960 So when I win any money from that one hundred dollars, 378 00:17:34.480 --> 00:17:37.079 it's going in here. I cannot physically get it out 379 00:17:37.079 --> 00:17:39.440 without the key, which I'm going to leave it home. Okay, 380 00:17:39.519 --> 00:17:40.920 I would not then I come. 381 00:17:40.759 --> 00:17:44.119 Home to a casino. Why Because if I'm on the 382 00:17:44.119 --> 00:17:46.240 casino and I'm a CD character and I see a 383 00:17:46.319 --> 00:17:49.480 lady shoving money into a lock box she has kept 384 00:17:49.480 --> 00:17:52.720 with her I'm going to rob her. Oh it makes 385 00:17:52.720 --> 00:17:54.240 it sound like you have a butt ton of money 386 00:17:54.279 --> 00:17:56.079 on you you carry around a lock box. 387 00:17:56.160 --> 00:17:56.440 They're not. 388 00:17:56.519 --> 00:17:59.359 But it looks like a book, right, I'm not going 389 00:17:59.440 --> 00:18:01.440 to shove it in like right, Hey, everybody. 390 00:18:01.839 --> 00:18:03.960 Look, I've got money, oh sliding this book. But I 391 00:18:04.079 --> 00:18:09.079 bet you anything I can rip this off, anything that 392 00:18:09.160 --> 00:18:12.880 I probably will awfully flips give me my money. I 393 00:18:12.920 --> 00:18:16.000 think what you better do is let me hold just 394 00:18:16.039 --> 00:18:19.000 stop going. God, this is a disaster. 395 00:18:19.160 --> 00:18:21.599 That is the worst excuse I've ever heard to gamble more. 396 00:18:21.839 --> 00:18:25.519 I know I don't embarrassing and. 397 00:18:25.480 --> 00:18:26.920 So you're better with your money. This is just so 398 00:18:27.000 --> 00:18:28.480 you can feel better about gambling more. 399 00:18:30.799 --> 00:18:35.359 Luckily, I don't have like a mortgage or like I 400 00:18:35.400 --> 00:18:38.319 have money like that rent is well no, I mean 401 00:18:38.359 --> 00:18:39.880