Speaker 1: Welcome to the snarts Egg. You're about to teach your
Speaker 1: Daddy's glazed by the great Chris Ray. Guys Derek black
Speaker 1: Man and Tom Sweety. Sit back and prepare for some shiit.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory. I've never
Speaker 1: watched that before, like you know lives the Facebook lives
Speaker 1: that somebody always you know, finishes themselves. Yeah, yeah, I've seen.
Speaker 2: I've seen two people call themselves.
Speaker 1: Live on Like did you go out of your way
Speaker 1: to see it?
Speaker 2: The first one that's kind of caught me off guard.
Speaker 2: It was like wild video on like what was it
Speaker 2: called the website called it was like rahap City or
Speaker 2: something like that, like one of the like it's like
Speaker 2: one of like it's it's its name is fucking like deceptively,
Speaker 2: it's like it's super fucked up. But I was like
Speaker 2: it was on there some guy guy and faced the
Speaker 2: classic one, the.
Speaker 3: Dude TV dot comvers something, what's this It's.
Speaker 2: Gonna be poorn or there's gonna be someone dying, and
Speaker 2: it was someone dying. I hold the dice and it
Speaker 2: was a murder of self murder. So it is that
Speaker 2: one that I saw some guy and like he was
Speaker 2: like speeding and he blew his own brains out, and
Speaker 2: I was like, this guy is just.
Speaker 1: Doing the speeding. Oh I heard about that. He was
Speaker 1: doing a two for now. I think a lot of
Speaker 1: people saw that live. Was that the one?
Speaker 2: Was that the only one that's one of the old
Speaker 2: ones people saw live? And I was like, it was
Speaker 2: like it was like in the twenty tens. If I'm
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's it's morbidish even even for me.
Speaker 2: Even for me, that's like, this is my threshold.
Speaker 1: He's crying. He's crying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, fuck, I don't feel if I'm crying.
Speaker 2: I can't watch it again. The videos are gone.
Speaker 3: We're gonna start taking podcast. It's me, Chris, it's him.
Speaker 3: It's him, Derek.
Speaker 1: Uh, look at look at us. That's it, Bride. I
Speaker 1: don't love that. That's it. Go home.
Speaker 2: The five minute podcast is crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh god. There was a podcast called a ten Minute
Speaker 1: Podcasts with Will Sassou that was in the Fine Times. Uh.
Speaker 1: Maybe I can't remember, because I did subscribe to it. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: it was before I knew who crystal Leia was, because
Speaker 1: he's a part of it. Was Crystallia, Will Sasso and
Speaker 1: somebody else. I can't remember who the third person was,
Speaker 1: but it was literally ten minutes, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is funny, Like just like just do a bunch
Speaker 1: of crazy shit in ten minutes and that's it. And
Speaker 1: but yeah, now when I think about it, I was like,
Speaker 1: Crystallia is you know he's done a lot of weird stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he looks I saw a video of him recently,
Speaker 3: and like, man, he looks rough. He looks like his
Speaker 3: aged like forty years in the last like three he did.
Speaker 1: I kind of nuts. People caught onto that he's not
Speaker 1: that funny unfortunately, like, yeah, he's not. They like people
Speaker 1: find like whatever his last special was, it wasn't received
Speaker 1: well at all.
Speaker 2: And I have time to talk to you guys about
Speaker 2: continue coking about comedians.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah you really in it? Segues, Oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: I got something finish your bullshit. I don't care. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I don't care. I'm not even gonna listen because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hold onto my thought.
Speaker 2: I hear what you're saying. He's interesting. He looks just transition,
Speaker 2: Like okay, transition, let me ruined it. So what happens
Speaker 2: is you guys see the thing with Bill Burr and
Speaker 2: Howie Mendel.
Speaker 1: You mean from like four weeks ago. Four weeks ago
Speaker 1: when Billy Corgan came out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't hear about that until like very I
Speaker 2: saw it, but I didn't pay attention to it.
Speaker 1: That was his podcast, right, that was this show. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's great. That happens here.
Speaker 2: We're kinda is like not in screen, but it's like
Speaker 2: in the back, like, yo, this is crazy.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Howie Mendel had because there's that story that
Speaker 3: came out about Billy Corgan likely the Smashing Pumpkins potentially
Speaker 3: being his like half brother or whatever. Yeah, and so
Speaker 3: Howie Mandel, being a fucking bitch like he is, just
Speaker 3: ambushes both of them, basically invites Billy Corgan onto the
Speaker 3: show and has this weird like reunion that neither of
Speaker 3: them asked for, really.
Speaker 2: Because Billy Billy brought it up to Howie and then yeah,
Speaker 2: Billy brought up to howiegast Bill byrn Billy bo I
Speaker 2: forget that Billy even even the fact that they might
Speaker 2: have to say that's crazy word. But like he brings
Speaker 2: it up town, he brings up the how he like
Speaker 2: one of the old episodes, and then like he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's wild. Apparently Bill Burr didn't want Billy to
Speaker 2: bring up to anybody. He was like, hey, can you
Speaker 2: keep that like close to the sleeve, like, don't bring
Speaker 2: this up to anybody.
Speaker 1: It's like a lot. Well, his argument was, didn't the
Speaker 1: fact that I never brought it up, never brought it up.
Speaker 3: Indicate to you that I didn't want to talk about this,
Speaker 3: you know, which is a pretty you know said, pretty solid,
Speaker 3: pretty solid place to be. I think Billy corgand probably
Speaker 3: it was. It's just an interesting thing you tell I.
Speaker 3: I think he was wrong, but I don't think it
Speaker 3: was exactly the most insidious thing. And how we did
Speaker 3: was completely fucked up.
Speaker 1: Thought it was gonna be funny a joke, rightn't Isn't
Speaker 1: it funny? Yeah, because you know, like awkward non British
Speaker 1: comedy is so funny. You know, that's you know, like
Speaker 1: that's that's not I don't know that was what they
Speaker 1: were talking about.
Speaker 2: That would just not be my friend anymore. Yeah, that
Speaker 2: would just not go anymore.
Speaker 3: But Rendel is definitely like a class because didn't he
Speaker 3: like expose his asshole or something.
Speaker 1: I've heard about that I don't. I've heard it. I've
Speaker 1: heard that multiple times. He just like went online.
Speaker 3: It was just like here's why erect um and uh
Speaker 3: and uh on the next episodephobe isn't look like.
Speaker 1: Massive GERMANO I've heard? Yeah? Is he?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that why he's bald? Probably? I mean yeah, he
Speaker 1: probably just doesn't want anything he gets.
Speaker 3: He's not even naturally bald. He's actually got like a
Speaker 3: full luscious head of hair, like possible.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, I heard he's a massive germophobe. He
Speaker 1: he hates being touched, which that you should definitely spin
Speaker 1: on him would be funny. That's why I did Bobby's World. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is that why he did Yeah, that's why he did
Speaker 1: it because.
Speaker 3: He didn't want to be uh in person with other people.
Speaker 1: So like his only way to do media was was
Speaker 1: to sit in the booth by himself.
Speaker 3: Okay, and do a I mean do that gross voice
Speaker 3: that is.
Speaker 1: A little plausible, That is a crazy voice that that's
Speaker 1: it feels damaging.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't register to me that that's first of all,
Speaker 3: Bobby's World.
Speaker 2: Is it insanely old television?
Speaker 1: Yeah? This this was like my age ship. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was a kid and it was I was still young
Speaker 1: as fuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I don't even really know why
Speaker 2: I know about it.
Speaker 3: I'm sure it was just like reruns or something, because
Speaker 3: that show was definitely not diegetically on.
Speaker 2: My sister watched that show and I was like, you're
Speaker 2: that's what you would do.
Speaker 1: The fucking Schmiegel very a little bit, just a little
Speaker 1: bit higher though, but yeah, but like yeah upsetting, like
Speaker 1: you were more on the meat water level. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was a little bit higher elevated and yeah, and
Speaker 1: there was a weird for some reason. I only remember
Speaker 1: his dad would wear this yellow and red like Hawaiian
Speaker 1: shirt or something like that, and for some reason, there
Speaker 1: was an episode where he had to do of course
Speaker 1: because Missus Doutfire was really popular, so he had to
Speaker 1: like do a I think Everything's done a Missus doubt Fire,
Speaker 1: like yeah, parody, and there was one and there was
Speaker 1: like miss Missus nod he something Noogie Weather. I can't
Speaker 1: fucking remember. I don't even know why I remember that.
Speaker 1: Maybe I thought it was hot or something. Did they
Speaker 1: it was the sexual awakening form? Was that the.
Speaker 3: First like the whole, like the whole, like I have
Speaker 3: a meeting with two people in the same place as
Speaker 3: two different people. Let me go back and forth. That
Speaker 3: couldn't you know what I mean, that couldn't have been
Speaker 3: the first time, right, because if that's the first, if
Speaker 3: that is the first time that that trope has ever
Speaker 3: happened at least in like modern history, that's a really
Speaker 3: influential people.
Speaker 2: Actually, I feel I feel like it actually is like
Speaker 2: the the like the one that like a lot of
Speaker 2: people of our benchmark, that's the one that we ask
Speaker 2: if we ask our parents, they might find it. We need,
Speaker 2: we need old people to be like, yeah, I stole
Speaker 2: that from fucking Citizen Kane or something.
Speaker 3: The famous plot point in Citizen k or Orson Wells
Speaker 3: has to uh wait, that's what it is. It's like
Speaker 3: he's going he's meeting with people as the old version
Speaker 3: of himself and the young version of himself, and for
Speaker 3: some reason these two people who know them at that
Speaker 3: same time can't understand something, maybe.
Speaker 1: That far back in the day, the other like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, everything saying fine to me, I don't know.
Speaker 1: There's lead everywhere, just bleeding, Yeah, everything's fine. Unbelievable, kid,
Speaker 1: you got me out the room.
Speaker 3: I can't see my grandfather's in fucking elementary school whatever.
Speaker 1: In the day with all I don't It isn't the greatest,
Speaker 1: but I enjoy watching it. I have you enjoy watching
Speaker 1: Citizen Game? Uh?
Speaker 2: The two times I've watched it, I didn't have a
Speaker 2: bad time.
Speaker 1: Two times. I've seen it a couple of times, just
Speaker 1: like I've seen clips, and I just I just can't
Speaker 1: sit down and watch the whole thing. I'm not. I
Speaker 1: think I have to be like depressed. I think I
Speaker 1: have to, like, you know, I'm not doing I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm not getting out of bed. I'm not gonna do anything.
Speaker 1: I'll just watch Citizen Game. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like I I watch it, and I like, I get it.
Speaker 3: I understand why this is like an important It's like
Speaker 3: a missing link, you know what I mean, or like
Speaker 3: a like an evolutionary like, oh that's a really important
Speaker 3: stupid animal, right but like this is not a relevant
Speaker 3: animal right now.
Speaker 1: I really like Orson. I would just say the only
Speaker 1: we talked about his uh wine commercial where he's drunk
Speaker 1: a ship drunk as fuck, was just going off amazing
Speaker 1: here and him go office because he was the guy
Speaker 1: that he he could do it, because he was the
Speaker 1: guy at the time, so he could do whatever the
Speaker 1: fuck he wanted, and that was really cool because he
Speaker 1: was like also a decent human. So it was just
Speaker 1: like that, you're you're able to be anybody else they
Speaker 1: would have said, stopped drinking the product. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like there's it was a wild alcoholic.
Speaker 3: Or Wells has one of those names where like he
Speaker 3: doesn't sound like a real Yeah, there was a point
Speaker 3: in time for sure where like I wasn't really one
Speaker 3: hundred percent sure whether or.
Speaker 2: Not that guy was real.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, like I thought like maybe he might have
Speaker 3: been like a character in like a book, or well,
Speaker 3: that's a real fucking name.
Speaker 1: That's very fair. Actually it does actually remind me of
Speaker 1: a character like like this iconic character. Then oh this
Speaker 1: person was just a this is a guy as an artist,
Speaker 1: Billy the Kid or something like that. Bill the Kid's
Speaker 1: a great example. Yeah, like what there's a Billy And
Speaker 1: then you find.
Speaker 2: Out like, oh wait, what I'm that I'm my grandma's
Speaker 2: so old yea that she loves Westerns and she loves
Speaker 2: Orson Wells. So that ship was like ship I would
Speaker 2: like hear about.
Speaker 1: Like those orson well West Western.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those that existed orson Wells spaghetti westerns.
Speaker 1: My grandmother be like, stick them up. I can't do
Speaker 1: orson Wells. I can't do that voice.
Speaker 2: It's kind of I think it's only his voice.
Speaker 1: It's uh, I mean some people can do it, fucking
Speaker 1: I mean obviously parently people can.
Speaker 3: Do it, right, Yeah, I mean you can do it,
Speaker 3: probably probably not right now?
Speaker 1: Fair, Yeah you kind of still you still coming from cancer,
Speaker 1: is it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Fucking completely I have to do.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna wear hat all time, you should cut
Speaker 1: your bullsack monk thing? What do you you should you
Speaker 1: should do it? They called the sack, Yeah, the cold sack.
Speaker 1: You should do it, because since you're just wearing a hat,
Speaker 1: you should just do it. Then.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, why not? I did cut my hair. But
Speaker 3: like it's just like it's a mess right now because
Speaker 3: I've just been sick for like.
Speaker 1: A week straight. By the way, I can't taste anything
Speaker 1: better than a week.
Speaker 2: Gay, sorry, I'm sorry, boo.
Speaker 1: Boo. Yeah. So what's the strongest thing you can taste
Speaker 1: right now? Like, what's the best thing you're enjoying right now?
Speaker 1: Right now?
Speaker 3: The only genuinely the only thing I can taste right now?
Speaker 3: Is like sour candy. Ah, and it's it's the only
Speaker 3: thing like I've tasted. I remember, dude, I was eating
Speaker 3: like hot wings and I couldn't taste the hot at all.
Speaker 2: Did you feel the sensation? No, see that I don't
Speaker 2: know which I don't know because you could not taste,
Speaker 2: you still feel the sensation of it, like to be.
Speaker 1: Fair, to be fair, this was like.
Speaker 3: The day of like Brandon, when I when I first
Speaker 3: noticed something was wrong, was like, I mean, oh shit.
Speaker 1: Look, maybe there's a maybe there's explanation, because I know
Speaker 1: it could also it's a chemical reaction that makes your
Speaker 1: brain thinks it's hot as ship, right, So maybe there's
Speaker 1: something to the smell block in it. I obviously don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean it's probably both. It probably like it's probably
Speaker 2: muted and then to this muta you don't feel it
Speaker 2: as much.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. I never considered that. Maybe it almost makes
Speaker 1: me the experiment. Okay, it's something hot and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: like hold my note, plug my nose and ship and
Speaker 1: see if it mitigates a little bit of the heat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't really know. It sounds retarded, but at the
Speaker 1: same time, I mean, you you said it, it wasn't
Speaker 1: as hot.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, I don't know if maybe they're their sauce
Speaker 3: is just weaker, because that could also be the like,
Speaker 3: even even if that were the case, like urine, you
Speaker 3: would still notice a little bit. And I didn't at all.
Speaker 3: Was just it was it might as well not have
Speaker 3: had anything on.
Speaker 1: It, just like I'm gonna acknowledge you never know. Those
Speaker 1: motherfuckers in the equal I don't know.
Speaker 3: Whatever, it doesn't mater, Okay, all right, whatever if somebody
Speaker 3: wants to find me, no fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a small one. So I'm like, don't don't come,
Speaker 1: do not come, do not. I'm getting I'm getting well, dude,
Speaker 1: speaking of speaking of politics, there was there's another jubilee.
Speaker 1: They're on fire. They're just throwing darts at fucking walls. Dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: put this guy and this and a bunch of dumb,
Speaker 1: retarded idiots versus this guy.
Speaker 3: It's Anthony versus ten children.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Oh that was something else she came.
Speaker 1: We never try.
Speaker 3: I never talked about it, oh right, yeah, because I
Speaker 3: wasn't on that episode. I think that was like a
Speaker 3: dark tank where I was. It was pletely out, but
Speaker 3: like I only saw this in the last like two
Speaker 3: days that there was something going on with Casey Anthony.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the media briefly, So was she doing at the
Speaker 1: time Villa At the time, since I just found out
Speaker 1: through him, I didn't know what was happening. She specifically
Speaker 1: is returning on substack. She has a substack, and she's
Speaker 1: trying to help people allegedly, you know, she's trying to
Speaker 1: I feel like she's trying to lure more children, you know,
Speaker 1: and she's trying.
Speaker 3: To help people what get away with killing their chi children.
Speaker 1: Probably it does seem like some type of legal thing
Speaker 1: that she is a crazy killer, the Jit killer. She
Speaker 1: kills JITs.
Speaker 3: I haven't heard Jit in such a I haven't heard
Speaker 3: Jit since that video that we just to watch it.
Speaker 3: You used to watch this video called Little Jit Going
Speaker 3: Ham and it was this little this little black kid
Speaker 3: in in like a like ads running around Dwayne Read
Speaker 3: knocking everything off the shelves, and some guy final was like, yo,
Speaker 3: a little Jit going Ham, Dude, he's just following him
Speaker 3: recording it.
Speaker 1: And I was like twenty fifteen or something that we
Speaker 1: moved out here. Yeah, it's stupid interesting. Yeah, I've never
Speaker 1: seen this. Yes, you never heard that. You've heard the
Speaker 1: phrase in that video? Yes, never outside of it. No,
Speaker 1: you've heard it. No, I didn't know that was like
Speaker 1: a real Really you're like southern? No, you never heard
Speaker 1: it before? No, I mean I'm my family southern, but
Speaker 1: they've never called me that.
Speaker 2: Because it means like is this cat's how they say
Speaker 2: kids they're dumb, though there's other people they're dumb.
Speaker 3: Wow, I think I don't think we're in any positions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely not.
Speaker 2: But this is the stupidest show probably that exists.
Speaker 1: That's fair.
Speaker 2: No's that Jubilee.
Speaker 1: I guess there's way stupid. Julie is great man. Yes,
Speaker 1: so they had the ten Casey versus one large baby
Speaker 1: that maybe still lost.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Casey Andy's versus one large.
Speaker 2: Large child.
Speaker 1: Baby baby? That's so big? How big?
Speaker 2: That is so much bigger than you think? Because large
Speaker 2: ludicrous is ludicrous? Cow a cowways a ton? A full
Speaker 2: grown like male cowways a ton?
Speaker 1: Really? Yes? No? Yes? A ton? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Maybe even to actually do you say a male cow?
Speaker 2: I think that is that redundant?
Speaker 1: I mean, well, no, it's cows are female?
Speaker 2: A really cows a female? I know bull is a
Speaker 2: male cow, but I thought like there was bull and
Speaker 2: then like another phrase and they're all cow.
Speaker 1: There's just different like things like there's sterile cows, which
Speaker 1: I think sterile bulls, which are steers. I think steers.
Speaker 1: That's we're the worst people. We're terrible. But one thing
Speaker 1: I know is that the that cows is just there
Speaker 1: or uh sluts co equal slut. Yeah, that's the one
Speaker 1: thing I'll stand and I'll stand on Tinto's that called heifers.
Speaker 1: Aren't female cows called heifers.
Speaker 3: I think Heifer is from Rocker's Modern life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was a female cow. No he wasn't. Oh
Speaker 1: he wasn't.
Speaker 3: Heifer was Heffer is a steer. Yeah, Heifer's a steer.
Speaker 1: That's right. Which is which is I think that I
Speaker 1: think those are castrated bulls. I think I think I
Speaker 1: think steers are castrated bulls. And I don't remember what
Speaker 1: heifer means. So he was just castrated? Yes on that
Speaker 1: ship that was that was a legend that was alleged
Speaker 1: that he was cast the way he did as Nigga.
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, I believe you.
Speaker 2: Yeah you ever played with the cow? They're really cute.
Speaker 1: I love cows. They're really think this girl that was
Speaker 1: all in ag and stuff, and they would save the
Speaker 1: cows and sit instead of getting slaughtered because they would
Speaker 1: do those shows that the the fairs or whatever the
Speaker 1: fuck and they show them off and somebody wants to
Speaker 1: buy it and slaughter it. But they would rescue them
Speaker 1: and I would get to play with some of the cows. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it sucks, like every time when I eat a burger,
Speaker 1: I feel because I think about like like if you
Speaker 1: just if a cow grows up with dogs and horses
Speaker 1: and ship, they'll just do They'll just do their ship.
Speaker 1: So they'll start being all playful.
Speaker 2: I mean even even dogs do that ship. Dogs will
Speaker 2: go brown bunnies they hop, they try to hop, so
Speaker 2: is adorable.
Speaker 1: Emulating each other. And I'm like, damn, cows are smart,
Speaker 1: super like their tongues are super long, so when they
Speaker 1: lick you, it's hilarious and then like and then you're
Speaker 1: just you know, boom, then just get your murger just
Speaker 1: right away off works. They're like is full of murger.
Speaker 3: And that's how you get that, That's how you extracted.
Speaker 3: It is unfortunate because like their their faces, like they
Speaker 3: have such trusting, delicious faces.
Speaker 1: You know, that's the problem.
Speaker 2: With I have those big old eyes. That's such a
Speaker 2: big brown eyes. There're so I think cows are such
Speaker 2: cute and.
Speaker 1: There's so easy to like attack dude one of them. It.
Speaker 2: I mean, the thing is the thing is that this
Speaker 2: the is the way culture happens here. There's the way
Speaker 2: like whenever I was on a farm in Puerto Rico,
Speaker 2: they were like not brutal to the cows. They would
Speaker 2: treat them really kindly. Then they would kill him.
Speaker 1: I mean that's all Like they weren't brutal to that's all.
Speaker 1: They loved them. The average farmers like that. It's the
Speaker 1: industry that treats them like exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where they'll like throw a cow into like a
Speaker 3: fucking blender that they'll bend its legs.
Speaker 1: Back, they'll break its legs on purpose. Then I would
Speaker 1: see some crazy contraptions and them like that is not
Speaker 1: that's just medieval torture devices. That's not even necessary that
Speaker 1: they'll put it in like a fucking iron maiden for
Speaker 1: no reason. Give it a male cow. And it's like, dude,
Speaker 1: like you see some of these machiness like this isn't
Speaker 1: even like a fish it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: The is like one building for one iron maiden for
Speaker 1: one cow for this.
Speaker 2: Can't this is not good real estate.
Speaker 1: Fucking spikes, get fucking really dull. After two cows like, fuck,
Speaker 1: we gotta sharp, like we gotta STARp it again, get
Speaker 1: the good wet stolen to sarpen it again. And the
Speaker 1: cows like, yeah, it's weird. How the hell did we
Speaker 1: get here? They closed and cows, Oh, that was my fault,
Speaker 1: because he said, male cow, but I don't know what
Speaker 1: the we're doing. Why are we talking about that?
Speaker 2: I know how heavy heavy forty four ton baby was,
Speaker 2: and I said the male cows maybe like.
Speaker 1: Cows like like, why are we talking about forty four
Speaker 1: because because of and then going back to braid. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we went back.
Speaker 3: Our brains are on fire, crazy, it's because I've been
Speaker 3: taking Alpha braid.
Speaker 1: And you wonder why you can't taste anything, why you're
Speaker 1: sick killing himself right now? He was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: was like, I haven't even taking anything. You're like, no,
Speaker 1: just a braid? No? Is that interesting, Jamie? I mean nothing.
Speaker 1: You tell them alpha braid, they're going to rush you
Speaker 1: to the operating room. Immediately, take an elephant rifle. Send
Speaker 1: this man to do buy now he could get medical
Speaker 1: where he could get the only medical care that will
Speaker 1: help him. And then Joe just senses it. No, they're
Speaker 1: trying to take one of my patients away, taking one
Speaker 1: of my patients. The guy, you get the upgraded version.
Speaker 3: It's just alpha alpha come so Julie, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So they had it was a ten Trump supporters versus
Speaker 1: Sam Sam, and he went on Sam Sam sets from
Speaker 1: the majority, majority of minority of courts of the movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which it's too close, it's too Yeah, it's play on words.
Speaker 2: But you're in here in the dark zone.
Speaker 1: We say that. It's like where this it's this snark tank. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: How many times people have like commented like shark tank
Speaker 1: on our show? I imagine it's kind of amazing.
Speaker 2: It's like, whoops, my name is black Ace on on
Speaker 2: PlayStation and I get called black face all the time.
Speaker 1: It looks I swear to on a first glance.
Speaker 2: I should have made the first on every glance.
Speaker 1: On every glance, I read your user name on PlayStation,
Speaker 1: I see black face? Did it? I see it?
Speaker 2: Because I'm also black dude. It just it doesn't help that,
Speaker 2: I know. Yeah, why helped her do that. I should
Speaker 2: have made the a capital that would have been better.
Speaker 1: But it would have helped a great deal. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now I don't even use my PlayStation anymore because of
Speaker 2: the fact that I hate being called that someone everything
Speaker 2: on PC. So I suffered through PC gaming getting my
Speaker 2: ass well just to do that.
Speaker 1: Damn, I haven't. I think mine's black love and sixty nine,
Speaker 1: so I'm not that far off, but it's.
Speaker 2: Not as such a Yours is stupider, but also definitely
Speaker 2: better than mine.
Speaker 1: It's not black face.
Speaker 2: Jesus christis Christis, I'm that nigga. Sixty nine it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to change it. You had, you had
Speaker 1: to change it. Yeah, I just changed the number. It
Speaker 1: was eleven and he made it sixty. It was not eleven.
Speaker 3: He changed sixty nine is lowercase X uppercase X uppercase lower.
Speaker 1: I like that. I like those are That's my favorite.
Speaker 1: When I see the upper lowercase xest it is And
Speaker 1: every time I see it, I'm like, yeah, I remember,
Speaker 1: I know exactly what those people's hair look like, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like anyone that uses that, they
Speaker 1: have a specific haircut everything. Yeah, they'll use they'll spell
Speaker 1: brutal with zero's like it's like instead of you, they'll
Speaker 1: be like brutal nostalgia. Those guys going fucking Xbox sixty
Speaker 1: and get called everything under this check your voice messages
Speaker 1: and three hour long recording. It's crazy, man.
Speaker 2: I wonder if I have any messages, like, do they
Speaker 2: save them from all of your old previous ones?
Speaker 1: Still? Look if you can, if you can still hop
Speaker 1: on Model war for two. I feel like the those
Speaker 1: all those servers, so if I.
Speaker 3: Could, if you still have your account, if you can
Speaker 3: figure out how to log in on a on a
Speaker 3: three sixty or even I just like a even on
Speaker 3: just an Xbox, a modern Xbox hardware, and just like
Speaker 3: open up because if you open up old if you
Speaker 3: open up Xbox or sixty games, uh, you can press
Speaker 3: the start and select button. It'll open up the normal
Speaker 3: right like the old Xbox or sixty kind of like
Speaker 3: dashboard or whatever.
Speaker 2: You're line no, and you can see your messages.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have some. I was getting Xbox
Speaker 1: Live messages on three sixty as like when we were
Speaker 1: living together in at the Avalane.
Speaker 3: I was still getting them, yeah, which is hilarious.
Speaker 1: It was exactly.
Speaker 2: I have some gold ones back there. My friend and
Speaker 2: I would send messages to people and then block them
Speaker 2: media so they couldn't respond to us. And it's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: we're shit. We were ship people.
Speaker 1: That's such a ship message. It was so funny. It's evil.
Speaker 2: And then we would laugh about it and it's like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck was I on? It's a good time,
Speaker 2: that's good, it's a good time. Oh Man explains that
Speaker 2: it's all lower accurate. My whole entire progression to be
Speaker 2: being a just like a very borderline piece of shi.
Speaker 2: It is all that's been documented by me.
Speaker 3: And that's how we get That's how we got here.
Speaker 1: That's exactly. Yeah, it is how it is.
Speaker 3: The lineage to uh, case Anthony versus twelve, Well, it's.
Speaker 1: Either case Andy versus twelve babies or twelve or twelve
Speaker 1: Casey Anthony's versus one very large baby. You think the
Speaker 1: baby could be them, It really depends on how large
Speaker 1: baby is, because the baby might just like roll over
Speaker 1: or like projectile ship up its back and like really
Speaker 1: fucking do some damage to Casey. All the Casey Anthony
Speaker 1: is how much.
Speaker 2: Toxic damage you would take that is a giant baby,
Speaker 2: that's primordial it's probably pure ship, but it's probably not
Speaker 2: as bad, but it's still ship.
Speaker 1: I think it's like, I don't there's something about baby
Speaker 1: shit that's the worst. Man, It's explosive. There's something about it,
Speaker 1: like because also I think it's just you have this
Speaker 1: visceral hate of like how to like deal with this
Speaker 1: thing all the time. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think we have that because we don't have kids.
Speaker 2: I think when you have kids and changes, it's just
Speaker 2: it's just what it does, you know, if you're gonna
Speaker 2: take care of it and hopeful healthy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think in your brain you're like this is
Speaker 3: maybe like what like a year, two years. Yeah, you're
Speaker 3: just kind of like you're just kind of waiting the
Speaker 3: clock out, I would imagine at a certain point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they can do it postparum depression, you're just like, you.
Speaker 2: Know, the idea of close rip elbowing a baby in
Speaker 2: the face is so Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was watching that video of her like talking about
Speaker 3: like how like like accusing your dad of like all
Speaker 3: this horrible Oh yeahs.
Speaker 1: Like it's just like bewildered, bitch, I fucking lied for you.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Bitch? We killed that poor dumb,
Speaker 1: stupid baby. For you. I fucking I fucking pin this
Speaker 1: on like that nigga, Like he's I don't know how
Speaker 1: he's not in prison because he clearly like I saw it.
Speaker 1: I saw that they did a light detector thing or whatever.
Speaker 1: And I know they're not a Missabi yet, but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like he came up pretty pretty perfect on
Speaker 3: both of them. So like, I don't really know what
Speaker 3: the I don't really know what the casey and anything is.
Speaker 3: I just know she killed her fucking baby.
Speaker 1: Oh she definitely didn't.
Speaker 2: She It was very suspicious the way I means. She
Speaker 2: left her house with a package of some sort gotten
Speaker 2: her car, drove off, and then went to a party.
Speaker 1: Immediately. Look, it's just weird. It's as weird as uh
Speaker 1: oh j let's be really, this is weird. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just as weird. And then there was some not guilty
Speaker 1: things happening. Okay, we we but culturally we understand.
Speaker 3: Okay, Jubilee, So Jubilee right, So Jubilee happened. They had
Speaker 3: Sam sedter on. It was the same typical thing that
Speaker 3: they always have. It's like ten Republicans versus you know,
Speaker 3: one progressive and the one progressive. As Sam Seater of
Speaker 3: the Majority Report, and uh, you know, I watched some
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 1: There's one clip that.
Speaker 3: That I saw one clip and I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: not watching this, and I was I'm wondering.
Speaker 1: If you know what clip it is.
Speaker 3: So there's a clip where he's he's talking about how
Speaker 3: government agencies don't pay taxes and how government agencies are
Speaker 3: funded by tax money, and the guy goes, that's not true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess like, yeah, I saw that part and.
Speaker 1: He just he does.
Speaker 3: I mean, God bless Sam, who's very he's clearly a
Speaker 3: millennial or like a low gen X whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's like.
Speaker 3: He just like it's like a full like gym.
Speaker 1: Like it's it's just like, why am I?
Speaker 2: And then he goes like is it?
Speaker 1: What month is it? And the guy actually kind of
Speaker 1: stutters a little bit. It's, uh, January.
Speaker 3: It's like okay, so we can agree on that. And
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm not watching any of this. It's
Speaker 3: too infurious. It's too I can't embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I'll get secondhand embarrassing watching these people being so fucking
Speaker 1: far out of their league to where Sam come with
Speaker 1: all these facts, Right, he's like a fax machine and
Speaker 1: he talks about this like, oh, within twenty twenty one,
Speaker 1: the child poverty was cut by like forty five percent
Speaker 1: stuff like that, and the guy just like no, well,
Speaker 1: the guy was just like I'll just I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to look it up, like he has nothing because he
Speaker 1: doesn't know, he has no reference.
Speaker 2: He's like that guy was clearly a guy from his
Speaker 2: socialist places. Him went fucking apes crazy, yeah duh, but
Speaker 2: he's giving he's showing him like straight up socialist policy
Speaker 2: that worked.
Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, it doesn't work. And it's like, dude,
Speaker 1: what do you to me?
Speaker 3: To me to not understand goun Well, to me, I
Speaker 3: just looked at him, was like, dude, to not understand
Speaker 3: that government is funded by taxes, just like I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't even know like what there is left to
Speaker 3: even talk about at that point, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like that's such a.
Speaker 3: Fundamental, like basic thing that like if you can't understand it,
Speaker 3: then it's.
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck else would it be? Fun? Like
Speaker 1: it it makes no sense like we take a loan,
Speaker 1: we take a loan from a outside entities like the
Speaker 1: Federal Reserve, sure, and then we're supposed to pay that
Speaker 1: money back, but we're supposed to be self sustaining with taxes.
Speaker 1: Doesn't work, obvious, that's why we're taking them. Blah blah,
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. But the thing is that's so weird
Speaker 1: to me is the people that are here that have
Speaker 1: absolutely zero idea how anything works. And I wonder, I
Speaker 1: guess it's the producer's faults to where this is exactly
Speaker 1: what they want.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they want like but they want that clip yeah,
Speaker 3: of some dude treating another person like an idiot.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The crazy thing about that clip, though, was I
Speaker 1: took some screenshots of some of the dumbest fucking people
Speaker 1: that and this is just a This is just proof
Speaker 1: that these people conservatives, when they're consuming with quotations constant,
Speaker 1: nothing's happening, they're waiting for somebody that they look up
Speaker 1: to to tell them what they just watched. Right, And
Speaker 1: how we know that is just took some screenshots of
Speaker 1: uh these fucking uh like say, here, here, here we go.
Speaker 1: Cat Turd, you guys know, is cat Turd one of
Speaker 1: the dumbest fucking people on Twitter that clips flops on everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he screenshoted the clip of that. Uh, the they're
Speaker 1: talking about the the d I stuff, the guy with
Speaker 1: the glasses that I think he was the same with
Speaker 1: the January. I think it was they were talking about
Speaker 1: de I and he was and basically Sam was arguing
Speaker 1: that these things were absolutely necessary. The thing that pisses
Speaker 1: me off is do they do you these people? I
Speaker 1: guess because people are telling them that, like the grifters,
Speaker 1: the d I things are there unnecessarily, they don't need
Speaker 1: to be there. It's like, no, like, can't we just
Speaker 1: think about this. Logically, they're only they only exist because
Speaker 1: out of necessity, Like why would a d I program
Speaker 1: exist for zero reason? But that's what these people are
Speaker 1: being told. But that's a weird thing. Imagine like saying, oh,
Speaker 1: oh these safety measures, oh sha, exists for no reason.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. The people were on that,
Speaker 1: we're on that, we're on that fast track. Literally we are.
Speaker 2: We exist in that world where that's gonna be gone
Speaker 2: in the year.
Speaker 1: Too, right. But I'm just saying that this is what
Speaker 1: these people think, like there's no reason these things exist
Speaker 1: or something, at least that's what they're being told. So
Speaker 1: Cantered was just like just don't know what it is either.
Speaker 2: Everyone attaches to race too much, and it's like, it's
Speaker 2: not simple.
Speaker 1: You're gonna hire, You're just gonna hire, you know, it's
Speaker 1: just you're putting the job out to everybody, and maybe
Speaker 1: minority will get it, maybe not.
Speaker 3: But like the point is whoever gets it. To the
Speaker 3: point is that everybody's aware that the job exists.
Speaker 2: Whoever gets it, whoever gets it will be someone certified
Speaker 2: to get it. But what happens is that so often
Speaker 2: other people that are certified don't get a chance to get.
Speaker 1: That because it's a very big systemic racism.
Speaker 2: Well, they don't believe in it, they don't understand, and
Speaker 2: that's where this all falls into.
Speaker 1: It's unfortunately they only don't believe in it is because
Speaker 1: they're being told not to believe in it, but they
Speaker 1: know they've experienced it themselves. We're say, even myself, just
Speaker 1: working at New Egg, I experience how systemic racism works.
Speaker 1: Where this is the Chinese company and they hired a
Speaker 1: bunch of people that are unqualified, just their homies, and
Speaker 1: then the meritocracy is completely thrown out the window. And
Speaker 1: it works the same way in white spaces to where
Speaker 1: they hire their homies and it's like legacy shit, and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden there's somebody that's really qualified
Speaker 1: that's brown or a woman or something. They're like no, yeah,
Speaker 1: and they're like, well, d I is going to open
Speaker 1: this up to where they don't just say no and
Speaker 1: just give it to their white homie. And they've experienced
Speaker 1: other instances of it happening, and then they try to
Speaker 1: deny it doesn't happen on white spaces, and I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: come on, what's like this show?
Speaker 2: This show is the opposite.
Speaker 3: This is just like I know these guys, it's weird
Speaker 3: enough the most qualified people to do any of this.
Speaker 1: Course, I just agree.
Speaker 2: I disagree what happened is in this space, we're not
Speaker 2: actively trying to inform or better a social experience.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know. That's why he shouldn't be here,
Speaker 1: even in a podcast, since like we're doing such a
Speaker 1: shitty job. But we're just we're good in toward it's
Speaker 1: organically growing. It's organically growing. We're not doing anything to
Speaker 1: help ourselves. Really, no, but hold, I want to talk
Speaker 1: about this. Uh So Matt Bender took a few screenshots,
Speaker 1: so Cat turned from that conversation. He screenshots the fucking
Speaker 1: guy with glasses the conservative but because of his glasses,
Speaker 1: I guess I can't think his glasses threw him off.
Speaker 1: And clearly if he heard the conversation, I don't know
Speaker 1: how you got confused on who's who. But cat turns
Speaker 1: like liberals are so dumb with the screenshot of this
Speaker 1: fucking guy and it's like, oh, weird, another one. This
Speaker 1: guy's like that look you get when you know you
Speaker 1: have to debate a brainless witness social justice where clown
Speaker 1: whose IQ is mid fifties and he says, this is
Speaker 1: the conservative. Oh no, I'm like, did you watch the clip,
Speaker 1: you fucking idiot? And then and then so Boddy says
Speaker 1: he's the progressive. Actually, the guy you're calling the clown
Speaker 1: is a conservative. Whoops. And the guy just says, really,
Speaker 1: he sounded like the adult in the room loll and like,
Speaker 1: so you're just hearing sounds, you're.
Speaker 4: Not even absorbing anything that's being said, Like you can't
Speaker 4: get confused if you watch the fun favorite part was
Speaker 4: the girl with the girl that was like we should
Speaker 4: have a more xenophobic culture And I'm like, you said
Speaker 4: that out loud.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are people you said that out loud in
Speaker 2: front of people. We should have a more Zeno phone.
Speaker 2: She said, isn't a melting pot assimilation. It's like, did
Speaker 2: you just say a melting pot. A melting pot is
Speaker 2: a melding. It's not a simulation. It's a unification of
Speaker 2: any I just think simulation. She said, assimilation. Sorry, assimilation.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, these people need to get like something
Speaker 2: in whatever, man, like it's insane, like put something in
Speaker 2: the kool aid like it's it's really getting it's getting zany.
Speaker 1: It'll work itself out. Yeah, they need a Jim Jones
Speaker 1: and they need to get Yeah. Look, man, there are
Speaker 1: a lot of people are much more comfortable now with
Speaker 1: the with the my heart goes out to you and
Speaker 1: all that ship. They feel much more comfortable. I think
Speaker 1: it's there's some Paul changes now and they.
Speaker 2: Are just guy that did it, Mike's something, the one
Speaker 2: that just did it at the thing.
Speaker 1: He was like, I don't know, there's a there's been
Speaker 1: a lot of them, Like they have that sea pack.
Speaker 1: They did a seatpack and a bunch of them were
Speaker 1: doing it. But like he did that just being like
Speaker 1: oh yeah, like we should just we'll look out for
Speaker 1: white interests and stuff like, they're not even They're not
Speaker 1: even you know how they would do it subliminably, or
Speaker 1: they would use some type of the It was like
Speaker 1: dog whistle. No, they're just like I just do it
Speaker 1: because they know they're not gonna get fired or anything.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is oh cool, we're gon. We're
Speaker 1: in a really cool error, aren't we guys. It's very epic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he does it, like, look.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad she she spot How funny is that
Speaker 1: though she's she's calculated.
Speaker 3: She's like a harbinger, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's just because I'm like, oh man, things are
Speaker 1: feeling really weird right now. And then she's like it's time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then she fucking you saw the fires of Hell.
Speaker 1: She just like got up in her car and she
Speaker 1: filmed the video in her car.
Speaker 2: She stepped on her baby's grave twice, and I was like,
Speaker 2: all right, let's go get.
Speaker 1: Some work done. The thing that upsets me is that
Speaker 1: what the what hoodie is that? Oh it's A. It's A.
Speaker 1: It's an old fucking metal band. They broke up. Animosity
Speaker 1: looks like A doesn't look like like a Trials of
Speaker 1: a Cyrus, it does looks like a Destiny hoodie. I mean, hey,
Speaker 1: maybe somebody from uh that game is a fan of
Speaker 1: this is like we're talking about Kean Peele. There was
Speaker 1: one of the sketches dude couldn't laugh and he was
Speaker 1: like doing his best to like try to hold his
Speaker 1: laughter while his homies are all cracking jokes. And then
Speaker 1: when he finally laughs, like it's like, lets out this
Speaker 1: screech that like starts making their ears bleeding. They all
Speaker 1: die and at the at the end, it starts playing
Speaker 1: the mass effect three score. Yeah. And also and I
Speaker 1: was like, bro, what the fuck? So clearly whoever did
Speaker 1: that is a fandom mass effect, and so it's possible
Speaker 1: that because like I would do sh it like that too,
Speaker 1: if I was do it all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if I was like working for some random company
Speaker 3: just sneak my own ship in there.
Speaker 1: Oh, Cyrus is gay? Is he? Is he? Like? Literally?
Speaker 1: Or or I thought he was just Egyptian? Both the
Speaker 1: Egyptian endgame both. I mean, I guess that's yeah, you
Speaker 1: got like a beautiful pharaoh eyes. You know, that's basically
Speaker 1: what happens. All the Egyptians were massive cock gobblers.
Speaker 3: I do this kid in school who like he looked
Speaker 3: he looked he looked like a pharaoh. It was ridiculous,
Speaker 3: Like he had like his eyes were like like like
Speaker 3: draw like Egyptian drawn eyes like it was ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I was like, you are to come out of the
Speaker 1: womb with sucking the eyelighter.
Speaker 2: Dude, he just didn't look real. Was like, what the
Speaker 2: funk are you?
Speaker 1: Like? What is this going on with this guy? It's
Speaker 1: fucking fascinating.
Speaker 2: Did you kill him?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: He was fine?
Speaker 1: Did you kill him? Wondering I didn't? Should should I
Speaker 1: was wondering, would you guys do Jubilee? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would do.
Speaker 1: What's with you guys? What do you mean? What? Who? Sorry?
Speaker 2: Is like fucking I don't know, like a fucking raging retard.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, all, it's just it's just us at
Speaker 2: a table, and then a guy like try to.
Speaker 1: Us, hey man, chill, chill lass.
Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't do it, Like there's no, I don't
Speaker 3: think there's really a point.
Speaker 1: There isn't.
Speaker 2: I think I think those conversations are necessary to have.
Speaker 2: But the problem is that Jubilee is absolutely not the setting.
Speaker 2: But the problem is that debate is ruined, like the
Speaker 2: way debate happens now is just so.
Speaker 3: There is also the fact that like, there are people
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, there are people on that show
Speaker 3: that I've seen multiple times where I'm like, you don't
Speaker 3: believe this ship, Yeah, like you're clearly like playing a
Speaker 3: part here, and so like what's the what's really the
Speaker 3: point of this?
Speaker 1: That's true? It's like I kind of don't believe.
Speaker 3: I don't know how I can't believe that there's someone
Speaker 3: stupid enough out there that believes like, oh, yeah, the
Speaker 3: government is not funded by tax dollars because to even
Speaker 3: be in that room in the first place, Well, yeah,
Speaker 3: how like how do what do you even disagree with?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like what like I don't
Speaker 1: believe that guy. I think of it in the way
Speaker 1: that the producers they're like, we need we need morons,
Speaker 1: we need absolute morons too, some people that are know
Speaker 1: what they're talking about. And then so they talked to
Speaker 1: that kid and they probably asked him some basic questions
Speaker 1: they had, you know, he completely failed the screen and like, great,
Speaker 1: this guy's we should do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I just I just I guess I don't
Speaker 3: feel like those are legitimate idiots.
Speaker 2: And it's here too.
Speaker 3: I feel like you think they're like just actors, not
Speaker 3: necessarily actors, but I feel like they're just they're they
Speaker 3: have an opportunity to just kind of go out and
Speaker 3: you know, it's like an in joke with their friends,
Speaker 3: like their friends know, so they're playing like it was
Speaker 3: kind of like when I was thinking about going on
Speaker 3: Timpole's podcast, kind of yeah, like, oh, let me, let
Speaker 3: me like pretend far enough to where I can infiltrate
Speaker 3: and then maybe at some point be like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: hate you all.
Speaker 1: It doesn't strike me as.
Speaker 2: I would love to do it with you guys. We
Speaker 2: all go there like just talk to people.
Speaker 1: Well, I know he would. He absolutely like he's invited
Speaker 1: on some of the weirdest creatures that he wouldn't even
Speaker 1: knowing that we disagree with him. He would invite us
Speaker 1: on the show, for sure. I don't know.
Speaker 2: If he's not Temple podcast talking about how to get physical,
Speaker 2: I can't go on Simples podcast physical Physical. I feel
Speaker 2: like I feel like I because I like, if the
Speaker 2: three of us, like if we were like all there
Speaker 2: like doing the thing, we would all be laughing. The
Speaker 2: problem is that we're not. We're not we're not authority
Speaker 2: on anything. We're not authority anything. But we're also definitely
Speaker 2: not the progressive people that if they wanted to know, like,
Speaker 2: we're not there.
Speaker 1: I disagree. I feel like we're the exact right type.
Speaker 2: I don't think we are.
Speaker 1: I think I think we're what we need that what
Speaker 1: people need to think. We're not like because they're not
Speaker 1: getting like Sam Seedter is so fucking professional. I think
Speaker 1: they need people like one thing, one thing that I
Speaker 1: know that would get a lot of I feel like
Speaker 1: a lot of the conservatives that are they're just holding
Speaker 1: on to edginess that and if they just read if
Speaker 1: they just knew that there was people like there's plenty
Speaker 1: of people like us at or center left and beyond.
Speaker 1: If they just knew that, it's almost like they don't
Speaker 1: know that exists, right that they knew, they're just like, oh,
Speaker 1: these guys are just like guys I want. There's regular
Speaker 1: people and they're chill. I wanted so deeply for Sam
Speaker 1: Theater to be like you're tarted.
Speaker 3: Yes, they need like how he talks in Natural Life,
Speaker 3: but he now I don't think so. I actually think
Speaker 3: he's actually think he's a pretty buttoned up guy.
Speaker 1: But like, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It all strikes me as like it that's kind of
Speaker 3: the problem now. It's like I don't really everything feels
Speaker 3: like not real or everything feels like you authentic. It
Speaker 3: always feels like people kind of playing up for the
Speaker 3: camera because why wouldn't you, I guess, yeah, in some way,
Speaker 3: like why not have fun while everything's like crumbling around.
Speaker 2: I feel like we'd go on there, we'd make jokes,
Speaker 2: and we would just make we'd be like oh, because
Speaker 2: I feel like eventually, like maybe a minute and too
Speaker 2: much like oh, you guys are fucking actually retarded.
Speaker 1: These guys retarded. You point them out.
Speaker 2: I continue, Man, I love I love hearing tart speech.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, what it was? That's crazy? I don't know whatever.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: That's really the only thing that like I can think
Speaker 3: of that happened in the last like I don't know,
Speaker 3: a couple of days.
Speaker 1: Well, I do want to mention something I thought was interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: was the Sam Bankman freed. He's the guy that did
Speaker 1: the FTX scam. The remember all those celebrities were promoting
Speaker 1: all that shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so there was a crypto, there was a crypto scam,
Speaker 3: as all crypto is pretty much where there was like
Speaker 3: a crypto thing where like a bunch of celebrities got
Speaker 3: in on it. Larry David famously did the commercial for it,
Speaker 3: where like in the commercial he actually recommends people not to.
Speaker 1: Do it, which is so funny.
Speaker 3: It's like he's he wills himself into the most like
Speaker 3: appropriately written for him situations. Yes, yes, it's insane. Yes,
Speaker 3: he gave like an interview where like like an idiot
Speaker 3: I did it. But yeah, so like this is many
Speaker 3: years ago now, this is like what like twenty seventeen,
Speaker 3: twenty eighteen, something like that.
Speaker 1: It's been a while ago. It was nineteen, it was something.
Speaker 1: It was so later than that. It was something like that.
Speaker 1: And then but you know, obviously it got it got
Speaker 1: it went to hell name. The guy's name is Sam
Speaker 1: Bankman Freed. Yeah, it was funny him and his girlfriend
Speaker 1: birth name. Yeah, did you see him and his girlfriend?
Speaker 1: They were like, you know, kind of busted up looking,
Speaker 1: and people would put them side by side and say
Speaker 1: it was basically like the Wish version of Ethan and Ela,
Speaker 1: because like it was because Ethan like he has curly
Speaker 1: hair when he grows it out and like it was
Speaker 1: like that guy has Sam bacon Frieda's curly ass hair
Speaker 1: and the girl, the girl is uh Sam bakman Free's
Speaker 1: girl with you know, like not to be rude, but
Speaker 1: she's not to be rude, but she's fucking ugly. She's busted, bro.
Speaker 1: But like they would do that whole on, we're not
Speaker 1: getting there. We're not getting there. If we're gonna go,
Speaker 1: we're not in the rent. So they found Sam bankman
Speaker 1: Fried's Google docs of what he was gonna do about
Speaker 1: his situation while he's in prison, and one of the
Speaker 1: things was like you can have Google docs in prison.
Speaker 1: Apparently canna have a lot of things. I've there's I
Speaker 1: don't think I really understand prison, Neither do I anymore,
Speaker 1: because people have access to so much ship that I
Speaker 1: just don't. I mean, it's so easy and people cell phones.
Speaker 1: People are betting dude in prison, I mean yesterday, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it wouldn't it honestly wouldn't surprise me at
Speaker 1: this point. It seems a lot of prisons, the lower
Speaker 1: insecurity things are, they just is it like considered like
Speaker 1: cruel and unusual.
Speaker 3: I guess to remove somebody from the core fabric of
Speaker 3: society to the point where like when they come out
Speaker 3: then they're just like not acclimated to technology, so like
Speaker 3: they act.
Speaker 1: That might have checked part of it. That would be
Speaker 1: shocking it. No, I feel like something it has to
Speaker 1: be monetary, like you get to pay for Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it has to prison plus y behavior. You're totally right.
Speaker 1: I think I think that's actually probably what it is.
Speaker 2: It has to be.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna when you heard like a privatized prison,
Speaker 1: be like, we're gonna take it easy these guys. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So so so his on his Google docs, and I
Speaker 1: thought it was so funny and it's very close to
Speaker 1: what we were just talking about because thinking that, uh,
Speaker 1: a lot of these especially the conservative ones like a
Speaker 1: Charlie Kirk or whatever, they come on. These people are
Speaker 1: obviously fucking grifters. They don't stand for ship. You know
Speaker 1: that they have all these skeletons in their closet blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. So Sam Bakeman freed he understands the playbook,
Speaker 1: and he was like, fuck, how am I going to
Speaker 1: rehabilitate myself and try to help me get out of prison?
Speaker 1: And so one of the the ticks on the Google
Speaker 1: docs says, uh, come out as a right wig and
Speaker 1: get on Tucker Carlson show. So people are like, oh
Speaker 1: the playbooks there. How funny. And just recently he had
Speaker 1: a fucking skype and this is what I'm saying. He's
Speaker 1: in prison. He had a skype interview with Tucker Carlson
Speaker 1: with Carlson's doing the you know, the always doing that face,
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, what do you like? He dude, just
Speaker 1: a nine iron to the face boom, like this nice
Speaker 1: under a hand. But yeah, it was crazy that I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: so he actually made it. He's he's doing it. And
Speaker 1: in the interview he said that because he gave Sam
Speaker 1: bakerfree wanted to be a really close to the the
Speaker 1: the in politics, but he went the first the democratic route,
Speaker 1: so he was donating money to Democrats. And then so
Speaker 1: now that he came out as the right wing, he said, no,
Speaker 1: they stole my money. They stole my fucking money. And
Speaker 1: so he's he's on his way to rebuild and it's
Speaker 1: gonna work because it always works when it absolutely shouldn't.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: I maintained the fact that like if Jared Fogel had
Speaker 3: gotten caught like way later he would have been fine.
Speaker 3: And if he just knew, like, oh yeah, I'll just
Speaker 3: come out as like a mega guy and then be like, well,
Speaker 3: he's clearly not a child.
Speaker 1: No, they're they're just just persecuted. They probably framed him
Speaker 1: every time. They're just persecuted every fucking time. It's crazy
Speaker 1: how much it works. Man.
Speaker 3: It's like it'll be my playbook if any time I
Speaker 3: get in trouble for like some bullshites like why not
Speaker 3: at that point, Yeah, they persecuted me. My right wing
Speaker 3: views might buy Trump stuff, and man, what have we
Speaker 3: gotta do?
Speaker 1: Your house?
Speaker 2: I wouldn't accept it, would I wouldn't accept it. I couldn't.
Speaker 2: I couldn't do that. Why I couldn't do that? Because
Speaker 2: that there is my more. I morally couldn't accept a
Speaker 2: fucking house you got from.
Speaker 1: I don't believe you.
Speaker 2: You don't have to, I won't.
Speaker 1: I tell you. I'll be honest. A year ago May
Speaker 1: I may have not have accepted it, but I'm I'm
Speaker 1: in a different path now, like where I just I'm
Speaker 1: so disappointed with my countrymen, at least like half of them.
Speaker 1: You know that. I'm just kind of like whatever, I'll
Speaker 1: take dirty money. Now, Like, what are we sticking to
Speaker 1: morality for? It's like an outdated it'd I agree, I
Speaker 1: agree disadvantage to be moral entry and believe in justice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys, like right, But like if Spider Man
Speaker 2: was really be mapset at me if I did that,
Speaker 2: so I can't do it as gay as that sounds.
Speaker 1: What about what.
Speaker 3: About the hypothetical reality where Spider Man is don't don't
Speaker 3: do this to me, where Spider Man is created as
Speaker 3: a way to instill morals into people so that they
Speaker 3: do not fight back against deep injustices against them, because
Speaker 3: to fight back would be a moral and it's actually
Speaker 3: been and it's actually been. This like massive syop to
Speaker 3: kind of gaslight you into thinking that heroism is actually
Speaker 3: just being completely uh docile.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and a pacifist.
Speaker 2: But I wouldn't get absolute danger. I wouldn't consider myself
Speaker 2: an exactly docile or pacifistic person. I'm just not gonna
Speaker 2: accept your damn near blood money.
Speaker 1: What isn't blood money?
Speaker 2: The money I know I didn't get from hurting somebody.
Speaker 2: How do you know, because on at least the surface level,
Speaker 2: I know I didn't hurt someone to get it. Maybe
Speaker 2: Layer two is fucking literate blood. But Layer one, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm just making jokes.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I forgot that the old Marvel creator
Speaker 1: guy's name Stanley. Stanley. I couldn't remember the first part.
Speaker 2: I was like, wildly progressive, wildly here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Hearing him talk, he actually kind of blew my mind, Chris,
Speaker 1: what if Stanley was contail pro He was kind of
Speaker 1: like it was kind of like a syop so where
Speaker 1: he made people. He made people with all this great powers,
Speaker 1: just all this stuff. What Stanley understood that what America needs,
Speaker 1: like say, the like one of the founding fathers, one
Speaker 1: of those gay guys, said that the tree of liberty
Speaker 1: needs to be watered with the blood of tyrants every
Speaker 1: now and then and all these all all that evil
Speaker 1: needs to thrive is for good men to do nothing.
Speaker 1: Like Stanley understood this. And he's like, no, so we're
Speaker 1: not We're not gonna We're not gonna water the tree
Speaker 1: of liberty and again turn people into revolutionaries to keep
Speaker 1: evil at bay. I'm gonna have people believe in heroes
Speaker 1: and believe that somebody good enough will stand up and
Speaker 1: correct this injustice with you know, because they have great power, No,
Speaker 1: because that's bullshit. So he knew that we would do
Speaker 1: nothing and wait forever for somebody to actually be a
Speaker 1: fucking hero. Stan Lee is actually an evil person. He's
Speaker 1: an absolutely one of the worst people in history. Arguably. Yeah,
Speaker 1: perfect stan.
Speaker 3: Is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: Enough said, Enough said, said stand Levil and stand level,
Speaker 1: stam level, Love lovel Love, you go to Love and
Speaker 1: stand Levil, sand Lee Good and sand Level, Sandy Good,
Speaker 1: and Sanvil stands. Man.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I just I really think that
Speaker 2: guy was like, we're gonna find a diary and he's
Speaker 2: gonna be like, I hate.
Speaker 1: Everyone hate, I hate everyone equally. I that we haven't
Speaker 1: found that yet. Yeah. Even dead for like on ten
Speaker 1: going on close to ten years old, on maybe like
Speaker 1: seven years. I have no fucking idea.
Speaker 3: Ten like, because he was seven year seven. I believe
Speaker 3: I met him once, so I just like seven. I
Speaker 3: believe ten seems like ind because ten years ten would be.
Speaker 1: He fifteen, which is here. Listen, definitely he look he did.
Speaker 1: I'm suspicious about even when he was in kind of
Speaker 1: bad health, he was still going to like local, he
Speaker 1: was going to like and son ship. So here's the thing,
Speaker 1: was he just faking? Actually he wanted to go to
Speaker 1: to the to the dirt. He wanted to go to
Speaker 1: the ground and and and not staying his ivory towers.
Speaker 1: He wanted to make sure that everybody was hurting, like personally,
Speaker 1: he wanted to see people's pockets being thinned.
Speaker 2: I have very few heroes, right, very few people that
Speaker 2: I really like Mother Teresa.
Speaker 1: Like the hospice care.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where he like, he like gets he gets like
Speaker 3: some sick thrill out of like watching people die, yes
Speaker 3: and slowly, Like that was a crazy.
Speaker 2: By the way, her revelation was insane.
Speaker 1: That that Mother Teresa. Sh it's fucking awesome. It's Teresa,
Speaker 1: And probably because he's a woman, is the one of
Speaker 1: the only iconic characters that their character is completely disparaged
Speaker 1: and no one looks up to her anymore. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't hear anybody say anything positive about Mother Teresa,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, unless it's like intentionally outdated where it's like, what
Speaker 3: are you Mother Teresa? And then you just kind of ignore,
Speaker 3: like right right, right, because everybody just kind of gets
Speaker 3: a general premise.
Speaker 1: But you know who hasn't the like say, Christopher Columbus
Speaker 1: still gets flowers and you're like, who gives them flowers?
Speaker 1: I guess the Italians there's well, actually I don't think
Speaker 1: they care about him.
Speaker 3: Actually the Italian's actually specifically don't care.
Speaker 2: I think they do care about him only because he's Italian.
Speaker 2: Nothing more than that.
Speaker 1: No, but like their only day, like literally like their
Speaker 1: only day, right, But they're annoyed by that, like they
Speaker 1: just what they I've spoken with it and they're just like,
Speaker 1: just give us an Italian?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Columbus is gay, He's super good.
Speaker 3: They probably actually think that he's gay and therefore is
Speaker 3: a bad representation.
Speaker 2: He's there only he's the only holiday. I feel bad
Speaker 2: for them. We don't have a holiday, Well we.
Speaker 1: Have no we have one. Now we have two who
Speaker 1: one specific Juneteenth?
Speaker 2: We have June teeth and MLK that's technically is not
Speaker 2: that's just his day. Yeah, but he's like King. He's
Speaker 2: like King Negro, So of course he's like, he's like King.
Speaker 2: If any nobody's kidding, it's Tim he is. He's a
Speaker 2: legendary black person. Ever, it's him him fictional character is
Speaker 2: actually not fictional.
Speaker 1: King is not fictional fictional If that is Alex Haley,
Speaker 1: the guy that wrote Roots, the story is actually about
Speaker 1: his family Lineage's Donkey don Qui Hiote.
Speaker 2: Is he when they know that you could still have
Speaker 2: records of slavery and stuff like that and then verbal
Speaker 2: stories going by.
Speaker 1: That's serious.
Speaker 2: That's it might be some some like fiction to it,
Speaker 2: but like I swear to God, Alex Haley is a
Speaker 2: real person.
Speaker 1: I thought was a pokemon. That's insane. Nice, So what
Speaker 1: dumb were you saying? I'm saying he's Donkey Hiote a
Speaker 1: real person? Is that like that? The stories?
Speaker 2: I think he's several people.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's like he's like stitch together. He's like Lincoln
Speaker 1: where he's like, no, he's a real person, he's just
Speaker 1: stitched together. It worked because literally he's.
Speaker 2: A bunch of people stitch together. Yeah, he's our, he's our,
Speaker 2: like he's he's king, He's king Hispanic.
Speaker 1: We're still trying to figure out how how to do that.
Speaker 1: It only worked that one time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like a complete freak out and frankensteined
Speaker 2: ass Hispanic person they just stitched together. A Hispanic guy
Speaker 2: pushed it. He slipped on the corn or something like
Speaker 2: he wrote on like a donkey or something or what
Speaker 2: was it pert Rican or No, He'stuguese.
Speaker 1: Quert Rican isn't technically.
Speaker 2: Really yes, really actually I don't know he's Portuguese. That's impossible,
Speaker 2: He's just not.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he's Spanish.
Speaker 3: He's a Spaniard for sure, Like he's not. Puerto Rico
Speaker 3: is too new relative.
Speaker 1: He was not in fucking he was he was European.
Speaker 1: I thought he was. I thought he was.
Speaker 2: I thought he was like a Latino proper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what was he like tracing around Puerto Rico like
Speaker 3: would take him like ten minutes, pretty small.
Speaker 2: To take him like an hour.
Speaker 1: Let's let me hour and a half.
Speaker 2: Dude, actually having the fucking Johnts going around Puerto Rico
Speaker 2: terrorizing these fucking poor Tino people.
Speaker 1: Puerto Rico is smaller than New York City.
Speaker 2: It's way smaller. It's much smaller city. Well New York City.
Speaker 1: You know what, I just learned that it's not even
Speaker 1: it's not even bigger than Brooklyn. I didn't know that
Speaker 1: belt with an X. Yeah yeah, I actually didn't.
Speaker 3: I know that specifically because I remember being a kid
Speaker 3: and being fucking confused.
Speaker 2: That's that's that's that's Meso speak. Yeah, I mean it's
Speaker 2: also like Mexico.
Speaker 1: I get it, that's the Spanish. Yeah anyway, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just didn't fucking looks cool.
Speaker 2: It does like people named Solo. I don't know anyone
Speaker 2: named name Solo. No, the dog's name Solos.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. I just I feel like, uh, somebody,
Speaker 1: because usually the parents that were around when Cholos were
Speaker 1: around hated Cholo. So whyould they name somebody Solo.
Speaker 2: That's a Mexican Mexican name, like you were from Mexico,
Speaker 2: like Mexican, I guess, because all of their things have
Speaker 2: xes in it, for like the cool fucking serpent ship.
Speaker 1: I see. Oh, I see what you're saying. A little
Speaker 1: Caesars from Mexicans, but Mexican, Mexican, Mexican. It'd be like,
Speaker 1: get some crazy bread. I haven't thought about crazy bread
Speaker 1: in forever. Dude. It's like poison, but it's good.
Speaker 2: I haven't had that.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's poisoned, but I don't even know if
Speaker 1: I could taste it. Oh, that's right, you might be
Speaker 1: able to taste the perfectly. This is not good for you.
Speaker 1: It's not insanely bad back and taste about your stomach
Speaker 1: is gonna feel something. I'll tell you that someone shot me.
Speaker 1: It feels like someone shot me in my tummy from
Speaker 1: not having little Caesars for like years and then haven't.
Speaker 1: It's probably like a death sentence. I imagine your stomach
Speaker 1: gonna hate you.
Speaker 2: I haven't had a little sUAS in a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like why because maybe when I first got
Speaker 1: out here, maybe we were more like older adults. Now
Speaker 1: we have some money, and so why would you You
Speaker 1: can buy like, if you're gonna buy cheap pizza, you
Speaker 1: can buy pizza or dominoes, like you know, you don't
Speaker 1: need to buy a little or insane.
Speaker 3: Little seizures, all right, Duke this mid all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's an old that's an old one. Did you ever
Speaker 3: get a little Caesars at home like that?
Speaker 1: Why would I do that? Exactly? Why would I do that?
Speaker 1: It was always so funny whenever we would whenever I
Speaker 1: would drive by, what I was like, who the fuck?
Speaker 1: Who's buying? It's like getting dominant?
Speaker 3: Not even really that much cheaper than a normal pizza.
Speaker 2: It's no, it's cheaper. It's definitely not really definitely cheaper
Speaker 2: in the city definitely cheaper. The full pie is definitely
Speaker 2: cheaper upstate.
Speaker 1: That full pie is expensive. I mean, I don't in
Speaker 1: the city is full.
Speaker 2: It's it's more It's not it's not wildly more expensive,
Speaker 2: but it is more expensive. Like a full pie is
Speaker 2: like what like thirteen fourteen dollars when we were when
Speaker 2: we were like in our early twenties. Sure, those are
Speaker 2: just like five bucks. That is technically much more expensive,
Speaker 2: but like, why would you do that.
Speaker 3: There's a place I used to go do that. We
Speaker 3: would get too. We get two large pies for fifteen,
Speaker 3: and it was like that was a dangerous time.
Speaker 2: Miss New York for shure like that.
Speaker 3: Anyway, and the rats and the rats les, Dude, I've
Speaker 3: seen I've said I've said this multiple times at this point,
Speaker 3: but like I've seen so many more rats here than
Speaker 3: I can't even understand.
Speaker 1: Really, like I don't understand.
Speaker 3: I think it's because like in New York City, they're
Speaker 3: in the suit in the subways whatever, so like you're
Speaker 3: there and they're more acclimated, so like they know to
Speaker 3: stay away. And I think it's because people here don't
Speaker 3: walk as much, people aren't on the street as much
Speaker 3: they're driving usually, and so like rats aren't as acclimated
Speaker 3: to people walking, so they're not as afraid, so they'll
Speaker 3: just like, Yeah, I'm I'm on the street, I'm in
Speaker 3: a trash can, I'm rummaging around, I'm screaming at a raccoon.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 2: I have definitely seen more rats in New York than
Speaker 2: I've seen here. But I also, like, I spent my
Speaker 2: young years in New York City, so I would see
Speaker 2: them in the subways. I would see them, like every
Speaker 2: time I go on to Metro for one, two five,
Speaker 2: I would see rats like just on the seat next
Speaker 2: to me, be like, hey is.
Speaker 1: Going on.
Speaker 2: Like this damn massive splinter type shit.
Speaker 1: I've seen three rats in New York City.
Speaker 2: I've seen a lot of rats, man, Although one of
Speaker 2: them was.
Speaker 3: Crazy because when them came up through the toilet in
Speaker 3: the Bronx and I was like, that's fucking here.
Speaker 1: That is a fucking terrifying I've.
Speaker 2: Heard one coming down the stairs so loudly from thumbing.
Speaker 2: It was so big that I heard it coming down
Speaker 2: the stairs.
Speaker 3: Well, it's a mouse, I was a rat. Well, what
Speaker 3: I'm saying is like it's an animal it's not like
Speaker 3: a fucking roach or something.
Speaker 1: What's a lot? I mean to be fair, like it
Speaker 1: was making noise and you can hear roaches, it's quiet.
Speaker 1: I've never you, I guess I never heard you ever
Speaker 1: heard like a big roach, Like you ever flicked like
Speaker 1: a big roach across the road and you hear it. Well,
Speaker 1: you can hear the thought like if if if a
Speaker 1: big roach falls or something, I'll hear it make contact.
Speaker 1: But I thought you meant like it is walking, because
Speaker 1: that was like steps. I was like, god, like that,
Speaker 1: you dude.
Speaker 2: Big roaches scare the funk out of it. I'm not
Speaker 2: even afraid of bugs like I'm not like genuinely, like
Speaker 2: eternally afraid of bugs like I like caterpillars. I have
Speaker 2: a caterpillar crawl on me. I like butterflies. Not a
Speaker 2: bug really, but they are I know, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. Like a roach touching me, I'll be like gross,
Speaker 2: but I won't like freak the even spider right, spiders
Speaker 2: are different spid across me. I'm not going to freak out.
Speaker 2: I'll be like, oh, let me get this off, because
Speaker 2: I don't want to potentially kill me from biting me.
Speaker 2: But like, I'll guide it off of me, but like
Speaker 2: big roaches springing towards me, I like teleport out a frame.
Speaker 1: Have you had one do that? Yes?
Speaker 2: The horrifying in our old building when we before last,
Speaker 2: I stomped on one and it sounded like no I haven't.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I stomped on ones that jumped at me
Speaker 2: and I freaked out and I like, I locked eyes
Speaker 2: when I follow away. It landed and stomped on it
Speaker 2: and it sounded like somebody opened a can of soda.
Speaker 2: And I was like, this is that horrifying?
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: It crunkled, it crinkled like it made audible nose, and
Speaker 2: I was like, this is so disgusting, and I ran,
Speaker 2: I am so.
Speaker 1: Whenever I hear about people like stepping on bugs and
Speaker 1: they're making noises, I'm like, because I feel like it
Speaker 1: has to be so fucking big to make a noise
Speaker 1: or bones or slow you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: you have to like almost like slow so you can
Speaker 1: actually really hear it, not just like like uh like
Speaker 1: say something that's really heavy, like uh say that you
Speaker 1: know those uh I don't forgot what they're called. They
Speaker 1: have specific name, but those crates on docks. Uh that
Speaker 1: you know, the like the shipping shipping containers. If one
Speaker 1: of those crushed a human, you're gonna hear the sound
Speaker 1: of the thing smashing, But you're not gonna hear the
Speaker 1: human crushing because it's just so much weight.
Speaker 2: Just flattening. Will I think you will won't be allowed
Speaker 2: very slow to hear. I think I think you would hear.
Speaker 2: I think something like that. I know you mean, I
Speaker 2: think you hear the sound of the person's inside to
Speaker 2: getting shoved out of him.
Speaker 1: I don't know I would. I don't think it would
Speaker 1: in it in.
Speaker 3: The idea, all right. First of all, to even engineer,
Speaker 3: to even engineer the situation is insane. You would need
Speaker 3: something to lift, yeah, a shipping that is heavy enough
Speaker 3: to crush a person, then slowly lower it so there's
Speaker 3: clearly like metal creaking like yeah, like wires.
Speaker 1: Like, and then to slowly do it to a person
Speaker 1: a little, a little pushback. I love it.
Speaker 2: I love the slight pushback. That is always my favorite
Speaker 2: in everything.
Speaker 1: It's like the last bastion of just like human excellence,
Speaker 1: of like you just got this little like, holy shit,
Speaker 1: look what humans could possibly do?
Speaker 2: We could out our power we could really do something.
Speaker 1: President he's got a forty four thousand ton shipping containers
Speaker 1: and he's he's somehow managing.
Speaker 2: There's a moment where the machine is like stalling and
Speaker 2: he's just yeah, and then it's just done.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So me standing in the doorway during the explosion, trying
Speaker 2: to protect my family.
Speaker 1: Listen, I wonder about people thinking that's so stupid contained
Speaker 1: ex like, like, guys, if it's like a physical.
Speaker 2: So, um, I think we have power. I think there's
Speaker 2: power in us. There's a moment that we could stop it.
Speaker 1: You think it could stop a tornado from spinning. Like holding,
Speaker 1: you go to the small you go to the smallest
Speaker 1: point of it, You grab it, and you're just like
Speaker 1: get it in it for a second, it slows down
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 3: Have you guys ever seen so have you guys ever
Speaker 3: seen a tornado in person?
Speaker 1: In Florida?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's insane.
Speaker 1: When I first saw gross.
Speaker 2: It's mortifying. I seen a hurricane, Hurricane. I was in
Speaker 2: a hurricane.
Speaker 1: I've ever been in one? I mean, yeah, have you
Speaker 1: seen one like the forming of one like over the water?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I guess not.
Speaker 2: It's terrifying looking. I was in Myrtle Beach and my grandma.
Speaker 2: So we saw one like in the distance.
Speaker 1: She was like, we're leaving, and she.
Speaker 2: Gathered us all it was on vacation as a family.
Speaker 2: She was like, we're leaving, and it was like it
Speaker 2: just looked like darkness but swirling over the water.
Speaker 1: That late nineties, early two thousands.
Speaker 2: It was definitely two thousand, like eight or nine oh eight.
Speaker 3: I remember seeing like a hurricane, like being in the
Speaker 3: middle of a hurricane in like late nineties early two
Speaker 3: thousands in Florida, and we were like things were going
Speaker 3: crazy and we're like, all right, we're gonna drive away.
Speaker 1: But I don't remember like what.
Speaker 3: I'm sure some Floridian will know which hurricane.
Speaker 2: It's insane, dude, the fucking and they're getting worse. I
Speaker 2: love that they're just they're getting worse.
Speaker 1: Isn't that cool? Yeah? Cool? She's getting weird over here
Speaker 1: too where I you know, I've been here in my life,
Speaker 1: and I remember the strongest winds were about two thousand
Speaker 1: and nine. One time the winds were pretty fucking crazy,
Speaker 1: but it still was nothing over what just happened.
Speaker 2: Comments right, I was watching something right and we were like,
Speaker 2: hey man, that got because me, I floaded my whole
Speaker 2: episode without video, and that's my apology. I should have
Speaker 2: recorded my videos when I did it, but I uploaded
Speaker 2: it and people were like, yeah, man, they're just interested
Speaker 2: in the last three months we've been told and this,
Speaker 2: Like dude, two months ago, there was like a huge
Speaker 2: fire in California, like a huge situation that people didn't
Speaker 2: know if they were ever going to stay in their areas.
Speaker 2: Sorry about the infrequency uploaded. I think we've been doing
Speaker 2: pretty well recently, but like that period of time, were
Speaker 2: thinking about like if their homes are gonna be intact.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, like my my, my, my father in law
Speaker 2: and Lily's my mother in law. They were like, what
Speaker 2: happens if our homes burned down? You just have to
Speaker 2: restart living and you got to keep paying your mortgage too,
Speaker 2: which is insane. I didn't know they had to keep
Speaker 2: paying your mortgage.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that. What the fuck you own the
Speaker 1: property still even though it's fucking jars, so you know,
Speaker 1: like it's the people that are paying their mortgage is
Speaker 1: still from not having homes anymore, just argument against buying
Speaker 1: a home. And around this area, you.
Speaker 3: Know, there are very there are very few places where
Speaker 3: I would even feel remotely comfortable buying like a permanent resident,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, like like genuinely what like Montana.
Speaker 1: Yeah, i'd buy in Vegas. I'd buy a home in Vegas. Yeah, yeah, nothing.
Speaker 1: I don't think the a lot of businesses in like
Speaker 1: Arizona and Vegas, probably because the weather doesn't it doesn't
Speaker 1: ever get too extreme, and I'm sure at some point
Speaker 1: it might, but it would probably be less less than
Speaker 1: what's happening in other places.
Speaker 2: Vegas is really hot.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, right, it's not inclement weather, it's just it
Speaker 3: is extreme climate, I guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's about it. It's it's it's hostile. It's
Speaker 1: really hostile to humans. But like your property is gonna
Speaker 1: be fine. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't buy a house in Florida. I wouldn't buy
Speaker 3: a house in California, Ali. I wouldn't buy a house
Speaker 3: in Washington.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't buy I wouldn't even do it in New
Speaker 2: York anymore because of how fucking fucked up the season, dude,
Speaker 2: the cold front that went through there recently, record low coldes,
Speaker 2: very recent like I think it's happening now. Yeah, things
Speaker 2: are it's so cold, it's insane. Yeah, and it's like
Speaker 2: people aren't seeing pigeons because the pigeons are dying.
Speaker 1: Like what's happening.
Speaker 3: The pigeons are going away, which is fucking They're the.
Speaker 2: Most New New York as possible. They're playing all the
Speaker 2: plague animals. That's cool, Guardian man, I'm going.
Speaker 1: Because they're Yeah, they'll just warm up with the rat
Speaker 1: kings and just get bigger and bigger. Don't make ratkings
Speaker 1: out of pigeons. Can you imagine?
Speaker 2: I can?
Speaker 1: I can very vividly imagine it. Hey, did you guys
Speaker 1: have a this is It? Just reminded me we're talking
Speaker 1: about pigeons. Uh. A video has been going on People's
Speaker 1: Recommends recommended on YouTube where it's just called hawk Tua
Speaker 1: and it's like a seventeen year old year old video
Speaker 1: and all it is is this guy. I can't remember
Speaker 1: what it might it might be somewhere in the New
Speaker 1: England area, I can't remember, but it's just a hawk
Speaker 1: eating a pigeon. Whoa. It's like on this like it
Speaker 1: looks like a chimney or something and it's just holding
Speaker 1: a pigeon down, just you know, just going to town
Speaker 1: on it. But it's called Haktua. That's so weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and everyone was like this nigga dow something. Before we
Speaker 1: did that, people were trying to figure out what does
Speaker 1: this mean? And it's just randomly circulating. Because it made
Speaker 1: it onto my recommended, I was like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: is this? Actually?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I know she got in trouble with like a crypto thing,
Speaker 3: but back for oh oh, she.
Speaker 1: Came back for a second to do a episode. I
Speaker 1: guess it wasn't supposed to go live and they fucked up.
Speaker 1: What's that idiot Phase Banks? Because he's like into all
Speaker 1: the crypto shit because obviously, yeah, and I hate that.
Speaker 1: There was like so many scumbags I used to talk
Speaker 1: to and it grosses me out. I just talked to
Speaker 1: that idiot, Yeah, what Bank? Randomly fucking he was one
Speaker 1: of the people. He's probably Phase Bank is like kind
Speaker 1: of like a wigger, you know, to where I think
Speaker 1: he just saw me and he's like, I want to
Speaker 1: connect with the black guy. Yeah, curious, Well, he was
Speaker 1: kind of he's one of those. He was one of
Speaker 1: those white dudes that like try to be a little
Speaker 1: urban and shit. Obviously. Yeah, so he read. I think
Speaker 1: he saw me and he just gravitated towards me because
Speaker 1: he just wanted like some like credit And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm the wrong guy, dude, Like it's not there's no
Speaker 1: credit here at all. That is done. Fucking What was
Speaker 1: that guy? That fucking creep. Now I'm Adam twenty two.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah like that, Like I fucking did a Twitter
Speaker 1: trash with him. Yeah, and hung out with like some
Speaker 1: of these weird fucking friends and they were doing that
Speaker 1: like cup thing. It was like really popular for a while.
Speaker 1: You remember the ball cup thing, the ball in the depression, Yeah,
Speaker 1: whatever that thing is. You win the ball.
Speaker 3: It has the string and you have to like you
Speaker 3: catch the ball, catch the ball.
Speaker 1: And I was like that was like a big thing.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the hell was that. That's like
Speaker 1: a great depression of the game. You're telling me it
Speaker 1: was popular. I think, are you serious? It made a comeback.
Speaker 1: It's just like at some point when I was in
Speaker 1: high school, Hacky Sack it made a comeback and all
Speaker 1: these groups playing Hackey Sack. I'm like, why are a.
Speaker 2: Lot of our friends played Hackey Sack?
Speaker 1: They and also but to me, I'm like guys, this
Speaker 1: is like, remember this is like cat activities. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like, this is fun for two minutes.
Speaker 1: This is what before you had resident evils? What frisbee ship?
Speaker 2: I played with my frisbee and absolutely I didn't know
Speaker 2: I played football.
Speaker 1: I played.
Speaker 2: I played football too, but I played said that like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not gay, that's that was the implication. And I
Speaker 2: played football too, but like when I didn't want to
Speaker 2: get fucking landed on, I'd played like ultimate frisbee.
Speaker 1: See, we're stupid and and the teachers we don't do
Speaker 1: don't do it, You'll get injured and we like you know,
Speaker 1: hurt ourselves still.
Speaker 2: Playing tackle we tried to do turned me off immediately.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is so insane having someone run
Speaker 2: into you for an hour and a half a night.
Speaker 3: No had I never have friends of mine. We tried
Speaker 3: to put together like an Ultimate Frisbee league, and then
Speaker 3: we got sued. Yeah, because frisbee is like a brand,
Speaker 3: and so you're supposed to call it ultimate flying disc.
Speaker 1: You're lying.
Speaker 3: No, well I'm lying, but like I'm also I'm fifty
Speaker 3: percent lying. It is like frisbee is a brand, so
Speaker 3: like technically like every flying disc is not a Frisbee.
Speaker 3: It's like band Aid almost ran a brand, and so
Speaker 3: like there are places where like it's just like this
Speaker 3: is ultimate flying disc and you can't call ultimate definitely,
Speaker 3: but we did not get sued. It's fucking fourteen year
Speaker 3: old wait, Shona than frisbee or whatever is. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: definitely fucking frisbee. Helicopter came down.
Speaker 1: I thought it was finger here, you're infringing on my copy.
Speaker 1: He's floating around, twirling at you. He's losing. He's so dizzy.
Speaker 1: You can only fly at a frisbee.
Speaker 2: That's I'm misspled. That's what was fun to about Frisbee.
Speaker 1: Was kind of cool. I liked, I never guys or
Speaker 1: are boomerangs real? Yes, I've never got it to I've
Speaker 1: seen a real boomerang.
Speaker 2: Let me reinforcement. He's saying, I know exactly what you.
Speaker 1: No. No, it's not necessarily what I'm saying, but like
Speaker 1: I understand what you bead where Like when I see
Speaker 1: a boomerang active, it doesn't.
Speaker 3: Make sense to me, dude, I'm at all. And I
Speaker 3: also just don't understand the impetus in creating it.
Speaker 2: Like the weapons, No, they were I've seen, I've played
Speaker 2: with real boomerang.
Speaker 1: Probably fun like both things, right, it's fun, but it
Speaker 1: also can really hurt.
Speaker 2: I guess somebody I kill the fun out of you.
Speaker 2: I would imagine I've made a real boomerang. I've seen
Speaker 2: one of them. I've never really threw one because I
Speaker 2: was scared.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to.
Speaker 2: My friend was like, you gotta put a glove on.
Speaker 2: You have to put your arm up and catch it.
Speaker 2: But if you fuck up, it'll hit your arm, It
Speaker 2: will hit the fun out of you. It can break
Speaker 2: your arm. And I've played with a real sling shot.
Speaker 2: Real sling shots are insane what they can yeahutely because
Speaker 2: they're all guns. The pressure is yeah, like it's insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like yeah, a lot of those things, like
Speaker 1: real ship is yeah, real ship versus the toy. I know,
Speaker 1: toy boomerangs don't work at all. I understand that, but
Speaker 1: I was just like, it's it's so weird to me.
Speaker 1: And but you know, shout out to the Aborigines. No,
Speaker 1: they made a lot of they made a lot of
Speaker 1: weird ship.
Speaker 2: It had like a native friend who was like he
Speaker 2: had like a fucking real boomerang and that ship was crazy.
Speaker 3: Could he actually like throw it and he'd have like
Speaker 3: a sort of love thing on. Yeah, it's like a falcon.
Speaker 1: Or you might have a pet beast falcon with a boomerang. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's so stupid. That's the ultimate war tool. It's just
Speaker 1: like and then it's throwing boom rings and people catching
Speaker 1: it and ship it's picking their eyes.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's amazing because birds wat so little.
Speaker 2: Theory will come back with the to it.
Speaker 1: Would probably kill the bird. Yea, you only get to
Speaker 1: use it once.
Speaker 2: Having having like I just think the idea of a
Speaker 2: man equipped with beasts and simple weapons, it's peak human,
Speaker 2: like having a dog having a spear, a horse, a
Speaker 2: nice boomerang of some sort.
Speaker 1: Dog and a horse a dog and a horse is
Speaker 1: the Is the dog on the horse too?
Speaker 2: Or no? The dogs by this horse's side.
Speaker 1: They're two similar animals, I know, they're sort of they're both.
Speaker 1: You can only have one mountain. You can only summon
Speaker 1: one of them at a time. Yeah, and for travel
Speaker 1: you summon your horse, and for combat you summon your dog.
Speaker 1: I actually want to mount my dog.
Speaker 2: You just said that, But like if I could have
Speaker 2: like a giant dog, I guess that I could.
Speaker 3: Have a horse and a falcon or something that's pretty.
Speaker 3: That's pretty, that's iconic, and that's.
Speaker 1: A great falcon just sitting on top of the horse's
Speaker 1: head just like yeah, nails claw like enduring because it's
Speaker 1: the bad ass horse to a bad courses.
Speaker 2: He doesn't understand who's to blame.
Speaker 1: Fucking hurts, so I have to do it. But it
Speaker 1: really doesn't fit. It takes off us, it takes his
Speaker 1: horse stof. I always hated that the image of that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's great, the deer taking off its freaking things and
Speaker 1: have done.
Speaker 3: Any questions or no, I was, I was, I was
Speaker 3: gonna get into it, to get into our questions over
Speaker 3: at Patreon Calm Slash a snark tank. Remember, you can
Speaker 3: go over there and ask your questions and then we'll
Speaker 3: answer them probably five likelihood. Now I know that, Uh,
Speaker 3: I know that we have some audience. And I think
Speaker 3: I've noticed this generally. This is happening generally in different
Speaker 3: places too, something on Sacred Secret as well a lot
Speaker 3: of the tariff stuff. There's some Canadians who have had
Speaker 3: to unfortunately like well, like we're you know, we're pulling out.
Speaker 1: I get I've seen I've seen it happen. Uh.
Speaker 2: I just want to say, yeah, fuck this place.
Speaker 1: I fucking they're like, are they boycotting American products? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so like and some people and some people have
Speaker 3: said like, yeah, you know, we'll come back when, like
Speaker 3: you know, things are fucking whatever, once.
Speaker 1: They know what's going on. Yeah, And I get it. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, for the for the other reasons a little
Speaker 1: premature and be honest, but if you're just boycotting, I
Speaker 1: completely understand, because like you don't need any like preempt
Speaker 1: If you're just like, nah, I can't support the American products,
Speaker 1: I'm like I would be doing the exact same thing. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: Fuck you for like making my life a little harder.
Speaker 2: But like also, you know, yeah I get a stand
Speaker 2: on business.
Speaker 1: I did that because I think it's interesting. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it makes sense. I get it. But anyway, so Shlumpy
Speaker 1: wrote in Schlumpy Shlumpy, and he says, in a recent episode,
Speaker 1: Chris made the erroneous claim that Breaking Bad ended and
Speaker 1: it's still good. Better Call Saw ended and it's still good.
Speaker 1: There's no bad Better Call Sault spin off. In relation
Speaker 1: to the DBS still airing well, I agree with the
Speaker 1: statement you are wrong and gay. Go look up slipping
Speaker 1: Jimmy this instant. That's right. I did forget about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was like some fucking weird slipping Jimmy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so there's like, uh, it's like four episodes or
Speaker 3: something of like some like animated show that like they
Speaker 3: I don't know, AMC just signed off on.
Speaker 1: And it's terrible. It is.
Speaker 3: It is terrible slipping slipping Jimmy. That sounds No, it's
Speaker 3: it's real. It sounds right now like look it up. Actually,
Speaker 3: it's it is actually.
Speaker 1: Slipping Jimmy sounds like some I thought it sounds like
Speaker 1: a pervert or something.
Speaker 3: Because that was his name in Better Call Slip Slipping Jimmy.
Speaker 3: But uh yeah, like I I did forget about that.
Speaker 1: My bad.
Speaker 3: However, I do want to mention that is who out
Speaker 3: of ten damn two point it's really bad. It's like
Speaker 3: some animated sitcom about like young you Young Saul good Man, like.
Speaker 1: Saying Comedy Central. Yeah, it looks like Little Bush or
Speaker 1: something like that. Slipping Jimmy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you never see the clip? Has ever see the
Speaker 2: clip of the Better Call Soul in Japanese? No, you've
Speaker 2: never seen the better cast Japanese. No, why what do
Speaker 2: you think it sounds hilarious?
Speaker 1: What do you mean by that? Like? What?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: So it's a Japanese dub of Better call Saul? What
Speaker 3: scene is it that you cannery scene where they're in there?
Speaker 2: I think it is that scene big dud short?
Speaker 1: Good? How do you moost? What? Hemos? Did you find it? Hi?
Speaker 1: In second?
Speaker 3: So hip anyway? I just wanted to mention that because
Speaker 3: you are you are right. I did forget about slipping
Speaker 3: Jimmy h as of course one would.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks awful. What is that? Okay?
Speaker 2: So, yeah, it's okay, it's.
Speaker 1: I love how animated anyway?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, it's it's this is not it. This is
Speaker 3: just a different language.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question? Turn turn off? We
Speaker 1: get it. Unless there was about the power over or something,
Speaker 1: it's like.
Speaker 2: A destiny and Japanese freaking what's his name? Uh the
Speaker 2: battle Master one horn?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, Okay, shack little shacks
Speaker 1: and Japanese saying be so fucking hype.
Speaker 3: That's but you do understand that's because we don't speak Japanese.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I want to so this is the question
Speaker 1: I want to ask you, is it Do you think
Speaker 1: the people that always say that the subs or the
Speaker 1: original is superior are they referring to the emotion? Do
Speaker 1: you think it's very likely?
Speaker 3: So, I think a lot of it is Ultimately it's people,
Speaker 3: And to be fair, like the original dub is probably
Speaker 3: in all likelihood, like nine times out of ten, it
Speaker 3: is probably going to be better than like whatever dub
Speaker 3: you're going to get in some other country, because it's
Speaker 3: that's the original fucking and obviously, like the English version
Speaker 3: of Breaking Bad is the is the best version of
Speaker 3: that show. Probably you know, you're probably not going to
Speaker 3: get like a Spanish dub that's particularly it's.
Speaker 1: Going to be like better rarely happens, Yeah, so maybe
Speaker 1: on occasion it could happen.
Speaker 3: Like I would argue that, like the English dub of
Speaker 3: like dragon Ball and dragon Ball Z are fucking really good,
Speaker 3: like specifically, just from an actor perspective.
Speaker 2: I think it's that's the thing. I think it's all
Speaker 2: just simply the quality of the voice actors. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 2: And I think oftentimes the Japanese voice actors are just
Speaker 2: better than a lot of places.
Speaker 1: Do you think do you actually see this is this
Speaker 1: is my question. But when I listen to them like
Speaker 1: it a lot of times because I'm trying to be objective,
Speaker 1: it reminds me of what I just heard, where they're
Speaker 1: just very passionate, and sometimes in scenes where I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: can you like dial it back a little bit, like
Speaker 1: like I'm looking at the character saying anime. I'm looking
Speaker 1: at the character and the character is kind of being
Speaker 1: very calm, but the voice is like a lot more harder.
Speaker 1: It's just more and more engaging. It would be like
Speaker 1: Mike erman Trout if he was like, yes, that's no,
Speaker 1: that's not like at all. It's just like, so they're
Speaker 1: gonna use the I know who they're gonna use. For
Speaker 1: Mike erman Trout, it's the same guy. He's like, like,
Speaker 1: it has this very deep I don't know who is
Speaker 1: I know exactly what he's like. He's like really famous
Speaker 1: and like they would use him, but he's so like
Speaker 1: I just feel like this it's so engaging, and I
Speaker 1: guess it would be better to ask this question with
Speaker 1: somebody who's just native speaks the language, and it's like
Speaker 1: give me you speak English and Japanese and like give
Speaker 1: me your take on just like how they performed it,
Speaker 1: and not I know.
Speaker 2: A total of two people that speak Japanese. Yeah ever, no, no,
Speaker 2: not ever. I know that person's sister, but I'm only
Speaker 2: friends with Japanese.
Speaker 1: Yeh. I don't know anyone personally, like I adjacent to
Speaker 1: some people that spent time and then they picked up
Speaker 1: the language. I don't know them really, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I don't know ye, So I don't. I
Speaker 1: can't really actually talk to somebody. And uh, because there's
Speaker 1: always been that trope that like, say, like the Dubs,
Speaker 1: because I feel like dubs are pretty good now, and
Speaker 1: when I when I listen to old, I'm talking about
Speaker 1: old back in the day and why people they're fucking
Speaker 1: so bad because they hire like one person to do
Speaker 1: everyone's voice. A lot of times they would just be
Speaker 1: terrible way back in the day. And I feel like
Speaker 1: a lot of people are still going off of that
Speaker 1: and saying that, like, ah, the Dubs are so I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: There's a performativeness to the idea of just like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's an English dub, so it's bad.
Speaker 2: It's like, I don't think we're in that era anymore.
Speaker 2: I think I think what happens is that the English
Speaker 2: dub is going to always probably have some heartbeats or
Speaker 2: kickups when there's just not like because they have to go.
Speaker 2: If you're gonna make English dub, you have to go
Speaker 2: and actually alter the video to a degree. I think
Speaker 2: as well to.
Speaker 1: You specifically can't actually well, well you should, so.
Speaker 2: Things sink up a little better, so things have like
Speaker 2: the proper sort of punch and when they when you're
Speaker 2: saying it. That's why I think dubs in general are
Speaker 2: have a little bit less I see what you're saying,
Speaker 2: little there's a little bit of uh, there's more difficulty
Speaker 2: to like execute it the best possible way.
Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. With that, it's to me,
Speaker 1: it's up to the translators to make it fit. Oh
Speaker 1: yeah if they if they do a bad job with that,
Speaker 1: then yeah, the actors fucked.
Speaker 2: I think one of our best for all of our
Speaker 2: closest friends is you're one of your good friends too,
Speaker 2: is as a voice actor. And because every PC does
Speaker 2: this very good. So I'm like, I don't I think
Speaker 2: now like that's falling on Deddy a little bit more.
Speaker 2: I personally, I think I just like watching you like
Speaker 2: watching somewhere now because I'm so used to it. Okay,
Speaker 2: It's not that it's like better or anything. I'm just
Speaker 2: like you just used to it.
Speaker 1: I think that's how judging is. I think it's the
Speaker 1: same thing she's so used to just watching like the
Speaker 1: o G and just throwing the subtitles on it like
Speaker 1: yeah it yeah, I can't do it.
Speaker 2: I got it sometimes, but like I'm just like.
Speaker 3: My problem is I multitask man, right, and it's just
Speaker 3: like I'm not gonna like I can't think I'm basically everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm basically not watching it if I'm.
Speaker 2: I'm watching it on yeah, because I get it, because
Speaker 2: like that's how I watched. I used to watch anime
Speaker 2: when I was younger, when I was thinking my teens,
Speaker 2: I'd watch animate. Everything would be sub because if that's
Speaker 2: back when things would take forever to come out dub
Speaker 2: especially too, so I'd be like, I guess I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna watch this now. I guess yeah, yeah, but I
Speaker 2: do miss it.
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, what do we got here?
Speaker 3: I'm curious, curious, okay, but seriously, what the hell is
Speaker 3: wrong with the case I's forehead rode in it's crazy.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with It's a six head, that's all.
Speaker 3: That's a forty six head, man, But like like I
Speaker 3: have a big forehead that his forehead is out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I got like a I got like a
Speaker 1: five and a half.
Speaker 2: I think I have a three head, have a particularly
Speaker 2: small forehead.
Speaker 1: You have a Marcus phoenix for it. You have a
Speaker 1: market dude, that's crazy. I don't stop. That's that you do?
Speaker 2: You had I had a say in faded line. My
Speaker 2: hairline was so far back when I was young. I
Speaker 2: don't know what they were doing, Like, why were they
Speaker 2: doing that?
Speaker 1: They want to give you more forehead, I guess for
Speaker 1: what purpose? If you lot actually weird? Stop, I don't
Speaker 1: look weird. I just have a small forehead. I just
Speaker 1: have it's I just have a regular it's like a
Speaker 1: three head. Hey, it's all good man, you got it,
Speaker 1: you got you got you got an half head for sure.
Speaker 2: You're like a dog tail fourhead.
Speaker 1: Now that my hairlines are receding a little bit right here,
Speaker 1: so it definitely looks even worse.
Speaker 2: I got it.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I don't know why he would line me up like
Speaker 2: that and I'd be back here and I'm like.
Speaker 1: A terrible Maybe your head got squished. Oh that's probably.
Speaker 1: Did you get like upper cut at some point?
Speaker 2: Several?
Speaker 1: That can't happen several.
Speaker 3: If you get upper cutters, it can move your hairline.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it also move your brain out of everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just stays in place.
Speaker 2: When you get hit, you get that sprunge face. I'm
Speaker 2: getting hit in your face stays like that.
Speaker 3: You're like you ever Oh did you ever like fall
Speaker 3: asleep in like a tanning bed? Yes, because that'll like
Speaker 3: melt kind of like.
Speaker 2: I've never even Chris, do you know a single black
Speaker 2: person who's a tanning bed in their life?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I know anybody. I don't know
Speaker 3: if I know anybody who's sat.
Speaker 1: In you know, you know a few people. Well, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't people. I don't know of it.
Speaker 2: No, I guess yeah, but no, I've never that's insane.
Speaker 1: That would be very sure, especially you. That was so funny.
Speaker 1: I probably just get myself cancer. So no, you're blocked,
Speaker 1: you're your skin. You're not getting skin cancer, No way,
Speaker 1: I hope not not. You No got skin cancer. That'd
Speaker 1: be crazy. Actually, now you can get a heart attack. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the car attack, sure, I'd be very upset off I
Speaker 1: got skin cancer, I'm like, what the what's the point
Speaker 1: of my skin? Then? What is the point?
Speaker 3: I think about that in general, about like just this.
Speaker 3: When I realized that the sun could give you cancer,
Speaker 3: I was like, what are we doing?
Speaker 2: This is like really, I think we're very obviously not
Speaker 2: native to Earth. I think like the creatures that like, no,
Speaker 2: that's ridiculous. Yeah, I think I think humans what per date,
Speaker 2: like the bacteria that whatever that landed here that became life.
Speaker 1: Where we're from was just not from here. I don't know,
Speaker 1: probably somewhere else. Me woul name much. One name the galaxy,
Speaker 1: come on, no name it, I don't know, fucking far away,
Speaker 1: fucking a land before time, the la the land before
Speaker 1: time galaxy because to me, I just I remember that
Speaker 1: being like the sobering moment where I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: because you always hear that, like, especially growing up in
Speaker 1: like a church environment, you always hear like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: like it's this place.
Speaker 3: Is for us, you know where it's like the sun
Speaker 3: gives you cancer? That was all I needed.
Speaker 2: You know, hurts you eventually, it crushes us. It's crushing
Speaker 2: us at all. Oxygen the thing that we breathe in
Speaker 2: the most. Too much of it will kill you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all.
Speaker 2: It's more than half the planet is uninhabitable for us.
Speaker 2: It's most not even not even not even, because most
Speaker 2: of the temperatures are not meant for people at all.
Speaker 2: And then the places that are, like it's like the ocean,
Speaker 2: we can't be there, and then the temperatures of places,
Speaker 2: we can't just live there either.
Speaker 1: We are We're foreign here, That's what I'm saying. It's
Speaker 1: like I remember being a kid and being like this
Speaker 1: is not really adding up, dude, Like I don't know
Speaker 1: if i'm And then like what really got me was like, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm allergic to the trees, Like what are we doing?
Speaker 1: Are we who's convinced by any of this? We're not
Speaker 1: meant to be here. Those things that you can say
Speaker 1: and then you cannot think about it for five seconds, right,
Speaker 1: it's perfect, and then you just got to leave it alone.
Speaker 1: Is otherwise. It was like when I thought like, oh,
Speaker 1: being a porn star would be dope, and then my
Speaker 1: substitute teacher immediately dismantled that.
Speaker 3: He was like, really, your substitute teacher dismantled.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you d what do you want to where you
Speaker 1: grow like probably like fifteen or something like, yeah, I'm gonna,
Speaker 1: you know, be a porn star. She would be dope
Speaker 1: and he's like nah. And then within probably a minute,
Speaker 1: he completely shattered that. I was like, well, he was
Speaker 1: like he's like he ever thought about like yeah, have
Speaker 1: you ever thought about that as a career, like like seriously?
Speaker 1: And then he was like, all right, so you're gonna
Speaker 1: be in a room with extremely hot lights, a bunch
Speaker 1: of people are staring at you. You're gonna have fucking
Speaker 1: uh script. You're gonna have be like he was basically
Speaker 1: breaking down, like all like probably I don't know if
Speaker 1: he worked on a set and he was just like
Speaker 1: just having flashbacks or something. You're just talking about like
Speaker 1: if you've ever done anything like what we do, you
Speaker 1: have a slight idea. Now put fucking into that scenario.
Speaker 1: And it's like, oh, yeah, that actually sounds terrible, like
Speaker 1: being substitution. She told you that, yes he did. So
Speaker 1: he was he was the soccer he was the no
Speaker 1: cross country guy, and he would do substitute teaching. And
Speaker 1: this was my English class, so English too, man, that's
Speaker 1: a dangerous conversation, like like I brought it up to
Speaker 1: be fair, right, but you understand, right, Yeah, it's not
Speaker 1: great to tell in like in like twenty.
Speaker 2: Fifteen, like you're substitute English.
Speaker 3: No fucking well, yeah, telling you like don't do porn,
Speaker 3: Like even if that was good advice, which it is,
Speaker 3: it is, it's like you don't talk to them about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah you do. Yes. So my era absolutely early early. Now,
Speaker 1: so if I was two thousand and four three, two.
Speaker 3: Thousand and four round, that's still pretty surprising.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's but I get it. I remember that time.
Speaker 1: Some of the teachers were still pretty openly like oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we know these teachers are banging students kind of a thing.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, that was still happen. I had a chance
Speaker 2: to bang one of my teachers and I just didn't.
Speaker 2: Other kids in the school and I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: not going.
Speaker 1: To do this. Yeah I didn't. I should have done it.
Speaker 2: That never So the female teacher you shouldn't have I know,
Speaker 2: I know, especially me at that time when I was
Speaker 2: going through remember the you see the clu that got
Speaker 2: shared when I talked my cousins like you know.
Speaker 1: Game, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you figured it out.
Speaker 2: Me at that age, doing that would have been way there,
Speaker 2: you psyche, the young psyche.
Speaker 1: You would have killed someone by now. Yeah, you would
Speaker 1: have been like your own case anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or you would have actually been how when I
Speaker 3: have killed myself? Yeah, you probably would have just I
Speaker 3: don't know, finally getting killed it.
Speaker 2: You would have turned into that actual police sketch that
Speaker 2: would have been you, like, that's the that's the fucking
Speaker 2: doctor jack, mister Hyde version of.
Speaker 1: Wait, we got got you that, I'm your doc, I'm
Speaker 1: the mister Hi you imagine. Yeah, but a must be
Speaker 1: really that must be a good guy guy. He just
Speaker 1: looks like evil. You know, he's, hey, you want some
Speaker 1: candy for real? You know, like he actually wants to
Speaker 1: offer like kids candy and he's got a van full
Speaker 1: of candy and he means it. He means it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's got candy and vaccines and puppies.
Speaker 2: He's got a van with like a like a like
Speaker 2: a good like a logo on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah it's not. But it's all hard.
Speaker 2: There's nothing sketchy about it. Very lit areas, very much
Speaker 2: so engaged the parents first before asking the kids to
Speaker 2: come over. Yeah, He's like, here you go, here's a
Speaker 2: puppy that I signed for, which here will be all
Speaker 2: the food and everything a child that's gonna need to
Speaker 2: have a particular diet. So this is like.
Speaker 1: My face constructs back. That's whom and then you just
Speaker 1: walking about with the lively shirt. I can't wait for
Speaker 1: death and destruction. So this is your doctor.
Speaker 2: That's me being imagine finding out that you're the you
Speaker 2: find out that you're the bad version of just what if?
Speaker 1: It's just what if it's just doctor Hyde and mister Hyde,
Speaker 1: doctor Hide and miss how does that work? You're just
Speaker 1: the same, You're just it's like it's you turn into
Speaker 1: a different verson, but like it's basically the same.
Speaker 2: That's that's such that's such reductive. Sorry, mister you're that's
Speaker 2: so like imagine this whole concept was just like not itself.
Speaker 1: It was just the same thing. Instead of it being
Speaker 1: a Venn.
Speaker 2: Diagram, it's just like circles a circle slightly. Yeah, one
Speaker 2: is afraid of the dark. It's like two criminals, but
Speaker 2: one of them is afraid of the dark.
Speaker 1: That's great story. Yeah, it's a great would be a
Speaker 1: great film.
Speaker 2: You go from a murder rapist to murder rapist who
Speaker 2: doesn't like swimming?
Speaker 1: Did they caught Jack the Rippers? Do you see that
Speaker 1: they didn't catch him? They caught Jack? Yeah they did.
Speaker 1: They called Jack the Rippers. He's fucking bones at this point,
Speaker 1: just he's dust day. They got him.
Speaker 2: They foind out exactly it was. Yeah, the actual factual.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean I from what I heard, Yeah, they
Speaker 3: they seem to have got it some guy.
Speaker 2: I thought it was. I'd like the idea of the
Speaker 2: imagination was a woman.
Speaker 1: Did we not talk about this? We did? We did?
Speaker 2: That was just what I was impaired like it being
Speaker 2: a woman. I wish the woman was Jack Ripper.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be an amazing twist. Jacqueline, Jacqueline, Jaqueline Jacqueline. Dude,
Speaker 1: that'd be.
Speaker 2: She'd let them sunk her and then she would just
Speaker 2: fucking squirrel them in and cut them open. Okay, Well.
Speaker 1: The next question, So we got carried away by O
Speaker 1: case stupid forehead? So what the hell is wrong with
Speaker 1: the cases? Forehead?
Speaker 3: For hiad wrote it and he says something my politically
Speaker 3: incorrect racial epithets. You're gonna write this one again because
Speaker 3: y'all hearted it but didn't read it last month.
Speaker 1: That's probably my bed.
Speaker 3: Not a question, but more or less a follow up
Speaker 3: on how names can determine how person will develop. I
Speaker 3: agree that a name like Simon will most likely lead
Speaker 3: a person to become a nerd slash geek. I also
Speaker 3: believe that the same name could influence a person differently
Speaker 3: depending on the country they're born. For example, if someone's
Speaker 3: name Simon in Colombia pronounce as Simon Simon, they are
Speaker 3: more akin to become a rebel because that might because
Speaker 3: they might be influenced by Simon.
Speaker 1: What is it Bolivar?
Speaker 3: I don't even know the man who led the rebellion
Speaker 3: against the liberation of Panama, Ecuador, and Colombia, et cetera.
Speaker 1: Centis true pronunciation is I would argue that the main
Speaker 1: key of it, yes, right where it's like Simon, you know, Simon, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and like say over here that's nerdy as fuck in
Speaker 1: UK very standards Billy and Simon's over there just regular.
Speaker 3: Guys exactly, yeah, or even even just something like like Christopher,
Speaker 3: like my name is just so like Bland or whatever. Right,
Speaker 3: but like if I was like in Spain, like I
Speaker 3: feel like like hearing that, just hearing it with that,
Speaker 3: like intonation would be a lot more like you're exciting
Speaker 3: big for some reason. Yeah, my dick would be like
Speaker 3: twelve times bigger, so it would be four inches.
Speaker 1: That is the most micro micro. I'm so sorry, hey man,
Speaker 1: you know, I wish, I wish I was good at
Speaker 1: doing mass in my head so I could be like,
Speaker 1: how big is your I have to do it twelve
Speaker 1: twelve by fucking twelve? I don't.
Speaker 3: It's so vidial that it's not even worth doing at
Speaker 3: that point, like twelve divided by four, it's multified.
Speaker 2: By twelve hundred percent. That's fucking I'm too bad at massive.
Speaker 2: Man's like, no know what the answer is.
Speaker 3: Inpect, I expect all my stuff out and do ah
Speaker 3: understanding language and writing and and uh, you know, not
Speaker 3: misspelling every fucking thing that it gets.
Speaker 1: But I can't do math at all.
Speaker 2: I expect to being fucking obscenely schizophrenic on purpose. You
Speaker 2: respect yourself into schizophreny on purpose.
Speaker 1: I'm not here, all right.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not here so much so that you're not
Speaker 2: here that I'm not here. You don't even know you're
Speaker 2: not real. You think you're real, you think you're real.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, I mean, I do think the phonetics of
Speaker 3: a name is is more it's technically more important than
Speaker 3: the name. I guess yeah if you're from a place,
Speaker 3: but arguably, like, what's the difference at.
Speaker 2: That moment, at that point if your name is the
Speaker 2: N word in the future, nward's kind of cool. What
Speaker 2: do you what do you mean if your name is
Speaker 2: the N word and it's like not even with like
Speaker 2: an accent or oh no, it's just your name, is it?
Speaker 1: When's that goond happen? You should do it. You should
Speaker 1: do it first. You could. You could be the first
Speaker 1: I mean first brick out of the wall of the
Speaker 1: Berlin wall of that of that.
Speaker 2: You're you're you're the trendsetter, Derek, go ahead, even though
Speaker 2: it's your idea, Like, yeah, I'm blessing you with the idea,
Speaker 2: but okayth and I'm giving you.
Speaker 1: You're so generous. Yeah, you're taking it. Name. Your kid
Speaker 1: is slur here. Here's my gift to your name. Your
Speaker 1: kid is slur here here, hurry up. And my kid,
Speaker 1: the in word is going to figure out to be
Speaker 1: the first real necromancher and figure out how to resurrect
Speaker 1: people and what he's gonna do. It's gonna kill you
Speaker 1: by cutting out your liver and resurrecting you every day
Speaker 1: since you want to, you know, be Prometheus for.
Speaker 2: Ree, exactly have to have the fucking birds to on
Speaker 2: my liver every day. And I'll be like, I'm so
Speaker 2: happy I made.
Speaker 5: You, n word because a story for me gets he's
Speaker 5: actually a good dude, and he got over there it's
Speaker 5: the humans with the fire.
Speaker 1: Well I know that, yeah, and then he that's all
Speaker 1: I know about, you stupid bitch.
Speaker 2: And then he makes trip on him because he did
Speaker 2: a good thing for humans, and he's like, hey.
Speaker 1: We didn't want them to be this cool nigga, and
Speaker 1: then and uh yeah, so now he gets eaten every day,
Speaker 1: his liver eating every day.
Speaker 3: That's fucking a little, it's really fucked up.
Speaker 1: It's little extreme. What makes it funnies? That what makes
Speaker 1: it funnies?
Speaker 2: In history, it's so insane how history is so heavily
Speaker 2: misconstrued because like in history, Haites wanted nothing to do
Speaker 2: with that, and they made him be involved.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about history?
Speaker 2: History in mythology? Well, I didn't history. At a certain point,
Speaker 2: people thought this was real. So it's like you choose
Speaker 2: a I'm going to do something worse to him and
Speaker 2: he's like, bro, what why me?
Speaker 1: My nigga? What? I'm just trying to live. I really
Speaker 1: want to get to this question. We haven't finished the question.
Speaker 2: This is well, the question was just like bringing up
Speaker 2: the names.
Speaker 1: Yes, but I I cannot. I don't want to forget this, okay,
Speaker 1: because this is good and I think we have we
Speaker 1: have some pretty we got some pretty good answers. I
Speaker 1: think for this pep bone me now got six sticks
Speaker 1: in my ass and I'm thinking maybe and it cuts off.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the name he wrote in He says, excuse
Speaker 1: me or excuse the double dip. But if you could
Speaker 1: put a three if you could put.
Speaker 3: A three minute gay sex scene in any movie, what
Speaker 3: would be the best movie for the most cultural impact?
Speaker 1: Oh it's easy, is it? So? When we talk about
Speaker 1: culture impact, it's gonna be fucking Star Wars and New Hope,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be you know, if you suck me now,
Speaker 1: I am gonna be the gayest uh. You know. Basically,
Speaker 1: it's instead of being like he's gonna be more powerful
Speaker 1: than can imagine, it's just they just fucked for three minutes.
Speaker 3: And then he disappears it and the fucking just he's gone.
Speaker 2: That movie would never succeed, and you know how different
Speaker 2: history will look great, which is a crazy thing to
Speaker 2: think about, but it's really true.
Speaker 1: That or we become less bigoted much quicker, huh, because
Speaker 1: everybody was already captured by all of the cool space
Speaker 1: shit that was happening, like this is fucking amazing. I've
Speaker 1: never seen anything like this, and they've also never seen
Speaker 1: anything like a three minute gate sex seed, and there's like.
Speaker 2: What do you would you do?
Speaker 1: Would you do it tastefully or would you do it
Speaker 1: really gratuitously? So I'm thinking I'm thinking to keep it
Speaker 1: in the lore. It'll be like a robot dick, right,
Speaker 1: and then like say, oh, Ben's just gonna lift up
Speaker 1: his cloak just a little bit, you know, just to
Speaker 1: expose his but chets just a little bit, so it'll
Speaker 1: be kind of softcore, right, Okay, so it will be
Speaker 1: a little tasteful. But the thing is, James Earl Jones
Speaker 1: is gonna be like really, you know, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: getting louder. They're gonna increase the decibels and stuff like
Speaker 1: like every minute. So it's just like really ah ah.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: You know, so it's like how I feel like that's
Speaker 1: a very accurate impression of whatever of whatever that would sound,
Speaker 1: especially how he sounded in the first movie. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's just like really more of it's just more
Speaker 1: James Earl Jones. Ah yeah, the first movie. The first
Speaker 1: movie isn't as filtered. I like how he sounds in
Speaker 1: in the last two movies the most, because I don't know,
Speaker 1: he has like a baby whimsic. Yeah, he's if I
Speaker 1: am a pixie falling down the hill. Yeah, give it
Speaker 1: to me, nigga, give it to me, black nigga, give
Speaker 1: give it to me black robot.
Speaker 2: Okay, which which one would it be for you?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Star Wars really like kind of powerful.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's a really good one because I think
Speaker 1: it's the best answer because he went making out the mask.
Speaker 1: He's fucking tongue in that ship. I have a good
Speaker 1: one Forrest Gump. Oh, where haven't seen that? Lieutenant Dan?
Speaker 2: You ain't got no legs And he starts sucking the
Speaker 2: fun out of his deck. He ain't got no legs,
Speaker 2: Lieutenant Dan, and he just like fucking throws him on
Speaker 2: the bed it's the man with his little fucking legless
Speaker 2: in the hospital. No, not in the hospital when he's
Speaker 2: like when he's in New York and he's like he's
Speaker 2: gonna have fun. The girls, Oh.
Speaker 1: They leave, like how you got?
Speaker 2: He falls off the bed and he has a climb
Speaker 2: back on there and there for it's like, I'll help
Speaker 2: you out, Lieutenant Dan, and he starts blowing the.
Speaker 1: Fun out of him. He just him and then he
Speaker 1: gets aids and dies. Whoa instead of oh ship because
Speaker 1: he's gay? Gay? Yeah, I forgot that was that was
Speaker 1: lor I mean, like his his love interest to get
Speaker 1: allegedly we all we all say it's like she was
Speaker 1: sucking black people. It was definitely fucking all the because
Speaker 1: of the black panther. She's getting tossed to. It's a
Speaker 1: great fucking movie. Do you gotta watch it?
Speaker 3: Which one Forest Gump? Yeah, I think I get it,
Speaker 3: you know, I really think.
Speaker 2: You should watch It's it's like it's that movie is
Speaker 2: pretty crazy.
Speaker 1: But I mean like it's just like, actually, I don't
Speaker 1: there's a lot of movies I'm yees skip, but who
Speaker 1: gives a ship? Yeah, this is this is a movie
Speaker 1: that I'm like, damn, that's a fucking good ass movie.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I like it. It's just like I think
Speaker 1: as a kid, I was just like as a child,
Speaker 1: I remember specifically being like, we're gonna watch a retard
Speaker 1: run around? As a kid makes sense?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's interacted with a bunch of historical figures that I,
Speaker 3: as a child have no context for.
Speaker 1: JFK. It's like, who's that? Yeah, you know, it's a
Speaker 1: fun movie. That's why I saw when I was like,
Speaker 1: he shows his asked Reagan and then the Reagan fox him.
Speaker 1: I think that's actually no, He's like, where'd you get wounded?
Speaker 1: And he's like and the butt talk. So I say no,
Speaker 1: he's my best friends and I mean nothing by it.
Speaker 1: Though I don't have any words, I have it. What
Speaker 1: do you got? Yeah? So I.
Speaker 3: For the most cultural impact, I feel like I'd have
Speaker 3: to go with Citizen Kane. I have to throw it
Speaker 3: in Citizen Kane somewhere that works, because that would be
Speaker 3: people's base idea of what cinema is, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. Like, it's almost like if it doesn't have
Speaker 3: a three minute gay sex scene, it's almost not even
Speaker 3: really a movie.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: You know that would become like it would It would
Speaker 3: be just like the long tracking shots that they pioneered.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, well it's got to have a tracking
Speaker 3: shot because that makes its cinema. Oh it's got to
Speaker 3: have a three minute gay sex. And I think it
Speaker 3: would be with his sleigh. Yeah, it would be with
Speaker 3: Rosebud with Rosebud, right, right, So that's how he dies.
Speaker 1: At the end, he drops it when there's come all
Speaker 1: over or yeah.
Speaker 3: So yeah, so he he drops his the sto throws
Speaker 3: of ecstasy as his somehow, by the way, sentient Sled
Speaker 3: is sucking, sucking, h.
Speaker 2: Dire stupid ecstasy.
Speaker 1: The world would be so fucking different. Wells would be
Speaker 1: like a complete offers. Yeah, it would be good at
Speaker 1: like toy story. Yeah, so I have a I have
Speaker 1: a I have a runner up. So uh so in
Speaker 1: Hereditary right, go to next question. That's all right.
Speaker 3: Let's see, let's see here, all right, Uh, shout on
Speaker 3: my balls, you're the piano man.
Speaker 1: Nice stupid, nice shout on my balls, you're the piano man.
Speaker 3: He wrote in says hello gold Frankenstein and murder, you meaning.
Speaker 1: What does he put?
Speaker 2: So he says, hello gold Frankenstein and.
Speaker 1: Murder that's that's funny, that's that's cute.
Speaker 3: That's confused me a little bit, honestly, but you got me,
Speaker 3: he says. What's the longest you've ever had to wait
Speaker 3: for a new installment in a series?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: You loved Slash a game or like you know, game, movie,
Speaker 3: book or whatever. The wait for Winds of Winter just
Speaker 3: past thirteen years for a song of Ice and Fire people,
Speaker 3: and it's been maddening.
Speaker 1: It's over, Like, stop worrying about it, dude, Yeah, just
Speaker 1: really just resign, just.
Speaker 2: Take it, just take it day by day, like, don't
Speaker 2: worry about that, just like hope something will come out
Speaker 2: when it does, and don't like wait for it.
Speaker 1: Lyle's gonna finish it.
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, like you did with that Mission series
Speaker 3: that was on Mischima for like a couple of years
Speaker 3: and then you just like there was no guy never
Speaker 3: finished it, and then Lyle came in and finished it.
Speaker 1: Is a big joke.
Speaker 3: Lyle's gonna write the last song of Ice and Fire
Speaker 3: confirmed now.
Speaker 2: Love I love Lyle. If he wrote Ice and Fire,
Speaker 2: I'd be so mad. You don't think it would be
Speaker 2: like stellar John snow does a bunch of gay shit
Speaker 2: and what if he whatever?
Speaker 1: What if hests you? Would you be happy? Would you
Speaker 1: be okay with that?
Speaker 2: I don't want to write it. That's not my story.
Speaker 1: But you're not getting guys, I want to be honest.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna get it. It's not happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not getting We're not gonna anytime.
Speaker 1: He will die. You're saying anytime soon. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: you're not going to get it.
Speaker 2: I think at this moment it's Spike while we're not
Speaker 2: getting it as well as he's just too sunlocked in
Speaker 2: and making another one.
Speaker 3: Well, he's here's the thing, right. The amount of time
Speaker 3: that it would take for that book to come out
Speaker 3: is more time than he has. I think, like he's
Speaker 3: too old. He's gonna die before this thing's done.
Speaker 1: Not young, He's not young. And he's a big yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah he's not young. Yeah. I think forty seven is here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's getting up there. Man, it's over now.
Speaker 3: Man's like forty seven, that's it, that's it.
Speaker 1: Average human lifespan in twenty five two A trailblazer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I look at I actually think the best mentality is
Speaker 1: to just straight up just lock it in your mind
Speaker 1: that that's it's not coming out, and then it'll be
Speaker 1: the most happiest you'll ever feel when if it actually
Speaker 1: does do.
Speaker 2: That book has so much weight writing on it. It
Speaker 2: has so much writing on that book.
Speaker 1: Look, it's at a point where I look at if
Speaker 1: I were him, I'm gonna be honest, this is me
Speaker 1: being like fucked up. But if I were him, I
Speaker 1: absolutely would not drop it. At this point, it's gonna
Speaker 1: I feel like it's gonna disappoint no matter what I
Speaker 1: just told. It's been too long. Like the books are good,
Speaker 1: but it's like it's been so long. I feel like,
Speaker 1: even if it's pretty good, I feel like people are
Speaker 1: gonna It was kind of how I felt about an
Speaker 1: Attack on Tight when it came back, because it's actually
Speaker 1: kind of my answer where I was like, fuck this,
Speaker 1: it would taken too long to return, And I guess
Speaker 1: I can say the same thing for One punch Man,
Speaker 1: where it was like, well, what I'm saying is though,
Speaker 1: like the second season, it took so fucking long it
Speaker 1: killed my interest. Even though it's still good, it's one
Speaker 1: of the retards.
Speaker 2: It worst part of the series of LA season, and
Speaker 2: it wasn't.
Speaker 1: Even that bad. It wasn't like I wouldn't hate it,
Speaker 1: but it was just that like after after right, for
Speaker 1: season two, it wasn't great. It was it was worse, absolutely,
Speaker 1: but I just feel like, even say, for example, if
Speaker 1: I were a Game of Thrones fan and it'd been
Speaker 1: this long, it's like finally it's out, but just the
Speaker 1: it's it's kind of it's been beaten out of me.
Speaker 1: The I'm not gonna be able to enjoy this watch
Speaker 1: This is me though.
Speaker 2: I guess there's like there's like genuinely like fifty five
Speaker 2: plot points, right, probably more than that, you have to
Speaker 2: finish up everything going on in King's landing, everything that's
Speaker 2: happening at the wall, all the ship in the north.
Speaker 1: But he was starting to touching it, Uh he's frozen.
Speaker 1: Well because I try to like like oh, hold and
Speaker 1: then like he's frozen. I touched him. He's like, he's like, please,
Speaker 1: don't know. That was an accident. This is just what
Speaker 1: normal people do, you know, Like he you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: but he's like, you know, you know, massive homophobe. It's
Speaker 1: not homophobia, it's trauma probably via homophobia. A lot of
Speaker 1: people's excuse. I know, there's somebody that sucked on your neck,
Speaker 1: and I know what happened, and you're trying to block
Speaker 1: it out, but I bring it up a little bit.
Speaker 1: Don't like being touched.
Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with that, right, please stop?
Speaker 1: Take a shake your head. Was like when you touched him.
Speaker 1: He's being tortured. He really hates it. I don't like
Speaker 1: it people touching me. That was a mistake. What was
Speaker 1: I don't even remember. I was gonna say, I totally got.
Speaker 2: I just want to win to Winter back, man. I
Speaker 2: want to see what happens to John Snow. I want
Speaker 2: what happens to him. Dude, he's been dead for so long.
Speaker 2: How good it would it be?
Speaker 1: He's gay?
Speaker 2: Go to that gay?
Speaker 1: No, that's actually that's what homosexual. He's just like a
Speaker 1: he's like a white walker, but he's just craves Dick
Speaker 1: the cocks Cox. So he's co socker cock walker and
Speaker 1: he's just fucking suck, fucking loyal sam blowing thing sucks. Look,
Speaker 1: if I were if I were a great show, if
Speaker 1: I were George hard R. Martin, straight up, no, I
Speaker 1: would yea, yeah, yeah absolutely.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen Game of the I don't know if
Speaker 2: it's a good show, right, there.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's you know, you probably know it's good
Speaker 1: at this point, but like do you care enough to
Speaker 1: like are you enough? Yeah, it ended horrible. If it
Speaker 1: ended horribly, like I'm probably not. That's an issue too,
Speaker 1: that Yeah, there's so many there's so.
Speaker 3: Many things that are good and then end good that
Speaker 3: like to dedicate time to something that can't fortunate.
Speaker 2: Man, it's such a really YouTube.
Speaker 1: Show at that point.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like maybe I think its ties, like
Speaker 2: I really, I can probably mean five shows I think
Speaker 2: genuinely are as good as that show, like genuinely are
Speaker 2: the same, like Peaks are as good as that show.
Speaker 2: It's good, I mean, and it just has such a
Speaker 2: wild decline and it's simply just because of the fact
Speaker 2: that the people that were doing it didn't care anymore.
Speaker 2: Like it wasn't like a mis misconstruing like understand the idea,
Speaker 2: want to move on to like they were going to
Speaker 2: Getorian right, yeah, starting to Gian he.
Speaker 1: Got tapped for us, they got tapped for Star Wars
Speaker 1: the Disney plus I know that, Yeah, I know that
Speaker 1: it was a Star Wars saying I don't know it
Speaker 1: was Mandalorians.
Speaker 2: I don't sure they had Favro the whole time for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it was I just know it was Disney,
Speaker 1: That's all I know.
Speaker 3: And then they were like, oh, I guess so we
Speaker 3: got Star Wars after this.
Speaker 1: Just hurry up and hurry up and squeeze, like stuff
Speaker 1: that needs to take like seasons to happen to just
Speaker 1: in a few episodes.
Speaker 2: And yeah, but to be fair, I didn't have Wins,
Speaker 2: didn't have the next series of the thing because it
Speaker 2: was already changing by the third season, right, like kind
Speaker 2: of diverging. But like it just it's just so not good.
Speaker 1: Well, just like to me, that's almost every piece of
Speaker 1: bad media is I think from a lack of carring.
Speaker 1: Like every time like there's some type of criticism that
Speaker 1: I notice, it's always like whenever it's it's it's contrivance, right,
Speaker 1: Like it's just like, oh, I'm lazy, so I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna throw in ship that I know that doesn't work,
Speaker 1: and you but you just want to get through. I
Speaker 1: don't even know placeholders you need. You don't fix them,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It's like a it's it's like right, it's like not
Speaker 2: not knowing it's not gonna it's like not taking the
Speaker 2: time to review with to see if it does right.
Speaker 1: It's like, well, you you kind of you know, when
Speaker 1: you're riding something, you're like, I can't think of anything
Speaker 1: better right now, so I'm just gonna put this right here,
Speaker 1: and then they just don't go back to crazy.
Speaker 2: I saw that during the episode. I was like, I
Speaker 2: was I remember watching the episode and I was like,
Speaker 2: that was that water bottle a Starbucks cup?
Speaker 1: Starbucks cup. So I think there was two in season
Speaker 1: eight and there was there was actually no, to be fair,
Speaker 1: that wasn't that was never mind. I was gonna say
Speaker 1: there was one in seven, but it was actually behind
Speaker 1: the scenes thing they were like doing it. There was
Speaker 1: where the White Walker show was going. You see a
Speaker 1: truck you said, pick up truck on top of the mountain.
Speaker 1: That was funny, but it wasn't actually in the show.
Speaker 3: That's a that's like an exactly like because I don't
Speaker 3: really mind that stuff like that's funny. That's that's more like,
Speaker 3: oh it's it's it's like the what is the van
Speaker 3: in Brave Heart? Yeah, background them riding behind the van,
Speaker 3: they were.
Speaker 2: Like the plane and like I think in Braveheart.
Speaker 1: As well, I've always wanted to do stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Things happen, like there's a there's a one of my
Speaker 1: favorite Python thing, one.
Speaker 3: Of my favorite things in Twin Peaks is like there's
Speaker 3: just like I think, uh, Kyle McLaughlin comes in and
Speaker 3: he's like on he's talking to detectives and in the
Speaker 3: reflection of the window you just see David Lynch just
Speaker 3: like with headphones.
Speaker 1: Like that is it happens? You know, Like that's cool.
Speaker 1: That kind of thing happens. The amount of shit you
Speaker 1: can see now, like say because of the four to
Speaker 1: three ratio, like people like widening ship and then you're
Speaker 1: seeing all these things that you're not supposed to see,
Speaker 1: fucking doors open with wires and ship and it's like, yo,
Speaker 1: this is crazy. It is awesome. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I wish they did it better. Man.
Speaker 2: I really just don't like the way to handle anything.
Speaker 1: Especially when it's your favorite shit, when it's your favorite stuff.
Speaker 2: Almost, Dude, John Snow in the books compared to John
Speaker 2: Snow and the show are so radically different it is insane.
Speaker 2: He's not a himbo in the books. Yeah, I'm nervous,
Speaker 2: smart kid, He's actually intelligent, Warrior. He's more roguish if anything.
Speaker 1: And it's like.
Speaker 3: Watching television shows as they're watching television shows as they're happening.
Speaker 3: In a post Game of Thrones, the world is concerning,
Speaker 3: it's scarier because it's just like, fuck, man, like this
Speaker 3: could completely topple. That's how I am with severans right now.
Speaker 3: They're watching Severnce right now, and it's very good, but
Speaker 3: I'm also just like I'm wondering what if?
Speaker 1: What if?
Speaker 3: And and I gotta say the second the second it
Speaker 3: falls off even a little bit out the second, the second.
Speaker 1: It like gets as we do Daredevil right kind of. Yeah.
Speaker 3: When the when The Defenders came out, I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm done with this. This is terrible in like a
Speaker 3: way that like I can't even imagine so bad. I
Speaker 3: had to force myself to watch the finished it. I
Speaker 3: finished every single show of those.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I absolutely not finished. I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't finish. I didn't finish season two finished.
Speaker 1: I finished, I think all of Daredevil.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I think I think I somehow like
Speaker 3: made it to the end of Defenders, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I fucking hated this.
Speaker 1: Did they drop a building out of it or something,
Speaker 1: I'm going through the Defenders again. No, sorry, what the
Speaker 1: fuck did I just say, I'm going through Daredevil's again.
Speaker 1: So it's really good. I did find only like, so
Speaker 1: I'm on an episode like eight or nine or something
Speaker 1: in the first season. There's only one thing, like I
Speaker 1: was completely locked in the entire time. There's only one thing.
Speaker 1: And it didn't bother me that much. But it was
Speaker 1: when he has the he has the Russian Vladimir. He
Speaker 1: has Vladimir and the cops just they spawned like GTA
Speaker 1: and I was like, this, nigga can hear everything from
Speaker 1: forever away? And he didn't. They had to do it,
Speaker 1: and I talk about they were literally the cars were
Speaker 1: covering with no engines on because at the last second
Speaker 1: they just pull up and then he couldn't go anywhere.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, that would literally never happen to him.
Speaker 1: But like I, you know, you just let it slide.
Speaker 1: But I just thought I totally missed that. The first
Speaker 1: time I watched it around, I was like, that is
Speaker 1: funny how they were like, I just just leave it
Speaker 1: in Who gives a ship? It's fun It's so fucking cool.
Speaker 1: He said you said that in the New Ship that
Speaker 1: there was like really pulled in. What do you mean
Speaker 1: did you say in the in the reborn born Again
Speaker 1: or whatever these said the fight scenes were Do you
Speaker 1: watch either, right?
Speaker 2: I yeah, I watched the two episodes, okay, and I
Speaker 2: just didn't like all the fighting.
Speaker 1: Look it it's not a bad show or anything. It's
Speaker 1: just kind of like I I feel like it's the
Speaker 1: editing of the fights is bad. Right, It's like very
Speaker 1: it's very chop chop chop.
Speaker 2: Watched the second fight again. I think it was really cool,
Speaker 2: but it was chopped up fight.
Speaker 1: It was really chopping.
Speaker 2: Okay, it was like it was like at least six
Speaker 2: seven chops.
Speaker 1: Do you know how really barely any usually interesting?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's because there that was more about like the
Speaker 3: long the long shots of like fighting, and it's just
Speaker 3: like it the scene itself was so short already that
Speaker 3: to have so many cuts and then there's no when
Speaker 3: when you're doing a fight scene, there's like there's momentum
Speaker 3: that has to carry you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 3: if if you're gonna have like a character tackle from
Speaker 3: like left to right, generally speaking, if you're going to
Speaker 3: cut away, you kind of want to have that momentum
Speaker 3: still kind of going left to right.
Speaker 1: That fight scene, specifically at the end of episode two
Speaker 1: is like he's tackling from the left and now he's
Speaker 1: like going this way, and now it's it's it's very
Speaker 1: discoring around the aspect, I mean the point of view,
Speaker 1: like it was from there and now was from the
Speaker 1: other side.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and like he's on the left and now he's like,
Speaker 3: you should watch that fight.
Speaker 2: They get a good perspective of it, because I think
Speaker 2: we're not exactly giving the best credence to it. Like
Speaker 2: I think it is very choppy. I think there's really
Speaker 2: cool moments because I think the moment where he engages.
Speaker 3: It's a two minute it's a one minute and a
Speaker 3: half fights, right, because they can't be long.
Speaker 2: In the gage of the moment. I think it's really
Speaker 2: well engaged. But I think there's moments where there's like
Speaker 2: it pans from being like the very first person of
Speaker 2: you to the third person second, like the third corner
Speaker 2: shot and it's him throwing someone across the room, and
Speaker 2: I feel like it didn't do that before. Whether it
Speaker 2: would all be one like relatively one flow of a fight,
Speaker 2: you know, for better or for worse, and that's the
Speaker 2: reason why I hate Iron Fist so much, because he
Speaker 2: can't fight, so he needs those chops up moments.
Speaker 1: Right right.
Speaker 3: They edited the ship around him because they knew that
Speaker 3: they couldn't get a good fight out of which is crazy.
Speaker 2: But uh, and it's like, why would you this? Charlie
Speaker 2: Cox is fucking dope. And I think that he's much
Speaker 2: older now ten years that I.
Speaker 1: Didn't realize it was that long ago. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: do think you can.
Speaker 3: I still feel this as well, though Well it's not
Speaker 3: even it's not even necessarily that it is so chopped up.
Speaker 3: It's the way that it is again, like the like
Speaker 3: the the momentum doesn't carry from one shot to the next,
Speaker 3: and then like it's it cuts from like a wide
Speaker 3: room wide shot to like another room wide shot from
Speaker 3: like another angle.
Speaker 1: It's never like wide too close to you know.
Speaker 2: What I mean, which is kind of how ideally.
Speaker 1: You'd want it to be.
Speaker 2: And then you're like, why are we flashing around this
Speaker 2: room for no fucking reason? It needs to be more,
Speaker 2: it needs to be more visceral the fighting. But I
Speaker 2: think that's something that needs to Okay, But I think narratively,
Speaker 2: I think narratively, it is good. I think the part
Speaker 2: of the story. I think clearly they didn't want a
Speaker 2: foggy and like helling around in it, because I think
Speaker 2: that was initially they didn't want them in it in
Speaker 2: the beginning of this year. That was gonna just be
Speaker 2: Daredevil on another adventure. Because there their venture is over
Speaker 2: with all of the four of them. It kind of
Speaker 2: happened already, it's done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgot about a lot of that stuff. That's
Speaker 1: you haven't caught up yet, right, Yeah, So I'm I'm
Speaker 1: probably gonna clear season one pretty soon. We're gonna go
Speaker 1: all the way back. Yeah, dude, I'm not gonna saything
Speaker 1: else so much that I forgot.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying list this. Yeah it's been ten years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I forgot that uh that stick is the
Speaker 1: kung fu guy? Really? I forgot everything, Like I actually
Speaker 1: it was thinking. I was like, oh wait, I need
Speaker 1: to watch this. I forgot. I forgot about that black guy,
Speaker 1: the reporter.
Speaker 3: I forgot about him too, Like, oh yeah, that's right,
Speaker 3: you I remember I liked this character.
Speaker 1: I completely forgot about it ten years ago, isn't that crazy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did it. I felt like it wasn't that one
Speaker 1: for ten years? Isn't that crazy? Yeah? It is.
Speaker 2: You came years for the first time, but I moved
Speaker 2: out here nine years ago.
Speaker 1: That's fucking crazy anyway, I.
Speaker 2: Think about it because that show is like I think
Speaker 2: the show is like such a good show. I don't
Speaker 2: like them to change in the war setting because this
Speaker 2: is more like like crime TV. The other one is
Speaker 2: more than the war. Yeah, and I especially they said,
Speaker 2: I don't like the idea of the war like the
Speaker 2: old NEWIR.
Speaker 1: You'll see, Yeah, I can't. He's like he's writing on
Speaker 1: the floor at this moment, doesn't know where it's at.
Speaker 1: Oh no, Matt's crazy.
Speaker 2: Would you play a Daredevil video game?
Speaker 1: We're like no, because then, like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Exploring the world is gonna be so difficult? Plain how
Speaker 1: that works?
Speaker 3: Okay, So it's darkness, yeah, okay. And when people are around, do.
Speaker 2: You see pings of them so you can see pretty much?
Speaker 2: Or you get like you get like a buzz in your.
Speaker 1: Is it like the the the uh not? Matt Damon
Speaker 1: the other idiot?
Speaker 3: Oh his boyfriend, Matt Damon's boyfriend Ben Affleck.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Andy Monks is dark devil.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I with me in my left pocket, so
Speaker 2: he's a malocket.
Speaker 1: I can't. I would absolutely watch that, of course I would.
Speaker 1: I mean I would be pissed off watching if he's
Speaker 1: the rival, is gonna be he's gonna be blind and rivals,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna know what's happening. Oh that would be. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't be I don't get what the hell will
Speaker 1: we even the problem is that Black Widows there? Why
Speaker 1: not the promise?
Speaker 2: But she's a sniper though, you know that's something different.
Speaker 1: At least there are characters in that game where I'm like, sure,
Speaker 1: I guess for.
Speaker 2: Me the problem devils that dared Devil doesn't do enough
Speaker 2: different from Spider Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like what is he like? I was like, what
Speaker 1: is he gonna do? Yeah, really acrobatic and has a
Speaker 1: dumb stick.
Speaker 2: I think he's really cool. I think he's really really cool,
Speaker 2: but like he just doesn't un believe it's a great.
Speaker 1: As a character. I just never really am like, oh,
Speaker 1: let me play a Daredevil fight. I never even really
Speaker 1: wanted to assume the role of Daredevil, either like in
Speaker 1: like a game or anything for me.
Speaker 2: More just like I think I think he's cooler than
Speaker 2: Spider Man, but I think he's like I think he's
Speaker 2: I think he's cooler only because of the fact he
Speaker 2: has less power so he has to do.
Speaker 1: I think in the show he is everything.
Speaker 3: Everything that I've seen him in the isn't That show
Speaker 3: is very much like all right, yeah, you're You're not.
Speaker 2: Really that awesome at all, he's but I think that's
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 3: I think the show makes him cool because it actually
Speaker 3: leans into like the catholic stuff, which is like the
Speaker 3: most interesting thing about him.
Speaker 1: Very fun. He's not that in like the Spider Man
Speaker 1: p S One game though Man's game. Yeah, I get it,
Speaker 1: you're right, You're right.
Speaker 2: Well, that's where the only time he shows other people's
Speaker 2: gonna se Dar will be like, I gotta go to
Speaker 2: confession and beat this guy half to death.
Speaker 1: The only.
Speaker 3: The only thing I know about the only thing I
Speaker 3: knew bou Daredevil up until the show was that he
Speaker 3: was a blind guy lawyer.
Speaker 1: That's that's all I knew about it.
Speaker 2: Which is I didn't even really know it was literally cheating.
Speaker 2: He's such a like even the thing like he can
Speaker 2: tell people want to funk. So he's like he's so
Speaker 2: overpowered technically and like.
Speaker 1: He's like, he's like fucking being like your strengthen him
Speaker 1: playing fucking sports.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, you know, this guy's lying. He helps
Speaker 2: good people get off.
Speaker 3: Of socially, he's socially overpowered, is what he is. Because
Speaker 3: he can tell, like when you're lying lying.
Speaker 1: He can tell when you're when you're getting a little
Speaker 1: horny and ship. Yeah, you can tell growing. He knows
Speaker 1: when you're away.
Speaker 3: He's he's literally is he's just is he actually just
Speaker 3: Santa Claus. He's crazy that disabled, fucking blind Santa Claus.
Speaker 2: As a kid, his powers are probably horrible though, that's
Speaker 2: like a chip, like a growing up. Stop calling him
Speaker 2: a jit, and he must have been terrible. He probably
Speaker 2: hears everything.
Speaker 1: Stick set him straight, fued his ass, beat him up
Speaker 1: until he fucking stopped.
Speaker 3: Now, beating your kid with a stick until he becomes
Speaker 3: a ninja is a pretty like turns out a very
Speaker 3: effective way to go about it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, if there's an effective way, Yeah, maybe maybe
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 1: Did because I love you just because I love you.
Speaker 1: I love you. You're a ninja. I love you you're
Speaker 1: a Nina. Now I finally love you. You're so good
Speaker 1: at fighting now man.
Speaker 3: The only thing I knew about it, like all I
Speaker 3: my only context for him was the p S one
Speaker 3: game where he he shows up at the end. There's
Speaker 3: like a moment where he shows up in the middle,
Speaker 3: but like he shows up at the end and he's
Speaker 3: playing poker with everybody, yes, and he's waiting yeah, and
Speaker 3: he's playing poker with Punisher and Captain America, which is insane.
Speaker 1: Want to do New Yorkers, but like, would you even
Speaker 1: want to do that? Like, no, they don't. They don't
Speaker 1: show with him. They don't like it. You're crazy.
Speaker 2: I think it's visual though too. He's like he loves
Speaker 2: in America.
Speaker 3: But my favorite, my favorite thing, my favorite thing from
Speaker 3: it was like they were all accusing of looking at
Speaker 3: his cards.
Speaker 1: They were all accusing Daredevil looking at your cards is like,
Speaker 1: I don't even need to look at your cards, so
Speaker 1: obvious when you're lying.
Speaker 3: But it's like that's all I know. That's that was
Speaker 3: my entire context for That's what.
Speaker 2: That's what Marvel was until the show, like as a kid,
Speaker 2: when it was just like goofy, funny, like fun yeah,
Speaker 2: but that era was like because the nineties was either
Speaker 2: like trying to be really cool for common characters, or
Speaker 2: like just like, let's just fucking let's have Captain America
Speaker 2: fucking go bowling and ruin the bowling out.
Speaker 1: It's like techn Bowler, play Teching Bowl. All those monsters
Speaker 1: are bowling, and it's like, why is that a game?
Speaker 1: Play tex Bowl, tekn Tag Tournament, man Taken Bowl. It's
Speaker 1: so fucking Oh. Isn't that era where they had like
Speaker 1: a weird like mini game and everything. Yeah, they had
Speaker 1: like so Tecond three had techn Force mode. Yeah, beat
Speaker 1: him up with going to beat him up? My god, I.
Speaker 3: Remember that the Spider Man PS two Xbox game had
Speaker 3: like a bowling mode you like swhear you would swing
Speaker 3: down the and you would kick the pins.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? I didn't know that bowling. Teken Bowling
Speaker 1: is so fun.
Speaker 2: I love playing Sachi, I love that, and then getting
Speaker 2: a lightning throw and he was just like, it's like
Speaker 2: why this would I'd be so if those niggas have
Speaker 2: walked into my bowling and be like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna die. They're gonna get mad and fighting, They're
Speaker 2: gonna kill me. I'm gonna die as a by thing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what do you do though? Can you tell him to leave.
Speaker 1: You describe, Yeah, I wouldn't. I guess I just you wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Tell Holp to leave your established, your establishment. I'm like, look,
Speaker 2: mister Banner, I'm not saying anything to him, Mister Banner.
Speaker 1: I understand one ahead, bird Banner. If Bruce Banner cannot
Speaker 1: keep his fucking cool bag thrown out of a bowling alley,
Speaker 1: he has no business anywhere. Imagine getting so he has
Speaker 1: anger issues and he's like flying off the handle of
Speaker 1: being kicked out of a bowling Yeah, yeah, that is
Speaker 1: pretty sure. Nick Fury would like, oh, we have to
Speaker 1: kill him. They can't know, they would try. What do
Speaker 1: we do? We have to drug him, we have to
Speaker 1: give him all, like every drug you can't kill, and
Speaker 1: then ship him to It's one of those things that
Speaker 1: like he just before you like finished killing him, he'll yeah,
Speaker 1: like what do you do? So you just ship them
Speaker 1: to another the edge of the galaxy.
Speaker 2: You have to quite literally, they did another Planetole.
Speaker 1: My god, he made it back again. I hate this.
Speaker 1: So then you do planet Whole three, and then you
Speaker 1: just keep going.
Speaker 2: You're just trying to ship him further and further away,
Speaker 2: hopefully so far away he can't get back in our
Speaker 2: lifetime problem.
Speaker 1: Finally, the last question. Yeah, let's do it. Let's come town.
Speaker 1: He rode in, come towny nice, Yeah, he says, Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I need a fucking answer. I have a longtime listener,
Speaker 1: patron and occasional question asker. It is always plagued me
Speaker 1: to listen to you all use the word period piece incorrectly.
Speaker 1: A period piece is a piece of art that is
Speaker 1: set in the past. Goodfellas is a period piece of
Speaker 1: the seventies and eighties, et cetera. But it sounds like
Speaker 1: you all take it to mean something that represents the
Speaker 1: past or is nostalgic in some way. Thanks again, Sorry
Speaker 1: for the hostility your local grammar nazi.
Speaker 2: So I have a question, are they effectively do the
Speaker 2: same thing that See?
Speaker 3: This is kind of what I wanted to get into.
Speaker 3: First of all, I don't really remember even really I have.
Speaker 3: It's not when did we talk about period pieces?
Speaker 1: Like, It's not a phrase that I never really think
Speaker 1: about using. So whenever it happened, it probably happened once,
Speaker 1: and it just you know, this guy could let it go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a grammar minute, So I'd probably just
Speaker 2: like ail and he fucking wrote.
Speaker 1: I guess I just I'm curious as to like where
Speaker 1: I would have even Yeah, I wish, I wish I
Speaker 1: know I've said it, but like not, I don't know
Speaker 1: if I've said it that commonly.
Speaker 2: I feel like this finially not incorrectly, Like the definition
Speaker 2: is effectively the same thing as what he said it
Speaker 2: wasn't though, damn near.
Speaker 3: So like yeah, it's like so represents the past or
Speaker 3: is this stalogic in some way versus a period pieces
Speaker 3: in the eighties or seventies, Like, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I never piece, Well, so I've never see. I'm interested
Speaker 1: in the way that he's saying we used it correctly
Speaker 1: because I thought that's what we A period piece is
Speaker 1: what he said, you know, the former, And so I'm
Speaker 1: wondering if how did we how was how was it
Speaker 1: using correctly? I wish we knew what was saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wish I Yeah, I understanding before time is a
Speaker 1: period technically, Yeah, I was like glad he is a
Speaker 1: period piece like that. That's why I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 1: understand what a period piece is. So I wonder why
Speaker 1: it was used in correctly.
Speaker 3: I guess I would I would stretch the argument out
Speaker 3: a little bit and say, I would say, grand Theftoto.
Speaker 1: Four is a period piece. I think you did say that. Literally,
Speaker 1: I think I would.
Speaker 3: Say that, well, I mean four is so two thousand
Speaker 3: and eight, it's ridiculous, it is.
Speaker 1: Well, I think I think that's that's why it's using correctly,
Speaker 1: because it so it would have to be this thing
Speaker 1: was set at a certain time period, you know, prior. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not in modern day, so.
Speaker 3: I guess because it's contemporarily made in two thousand and eight, right,
Speaker 3: I guess.
Speaker 1: Like say, I think would San Andrea Speaker was that nineties? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: so that would be a period period, so that would
Speaker 1: be more of a period piece, I guess, or because
Speaker 1: it would be intentionally I see, were we actually talking
Speaker 1: about that? Literally? What would happened?
Speaker 2: That's the only thing that I could think that it
Speaker 2: was probably that because there's several, I mean pretty much
Speaker 2: most things that are just anything from anything made before
Speaker 2: when you make it.
Speaker 1: And yeah, because before when you make the like if
Speaker 1: you want to be really facetious and like bratty about it, yeah,
Speaker 1: like if you made something a day this is about January, yea,
Speaker 1: it's like period piece, bitch, like that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's interesting.
Speaker 3: So I feel like a period piece needs the intent
Speaker 3: to be a period piece. I guess, right, yeah, like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's it's.
Speaker 1: Specifically said, we're making it set in this era for
Speaker 1: whatever reason.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I do think. I do think granded that
Speaker 3: four is unique in the sense that it was. It's
Speaker 3: it's built contemporarily and it's like made to I think
Speaker 3: that's like a really.
Speaker 1: I understand it was this It was not a period
Speaker 1: piece coming back to me you were saying, but it
Speaker 1: would it's like a period piece because of what the
Speaker 1: era say.
Speaker 2: It's like a time capsule. Yeah, yes, that would absolutely are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I understand, I understand what nigga let us
Speaker 1: enjoy it, like, well, well let's period.
Speaker 2: You're right though, good ship guy, you taught us.
Speaker 1: There was a guy that he wrote in I think
Speaker 1: his name maybe actually twenty name some upon it and
Speaker 1: he also on Twitter he was like, what grown ass
Speaker 1: men don't know the difference between shutter and shutter because
Speaker 1: like shutter with D and shutters with T. And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I get it. I I was like,
Speaker 1: and there was something else too, Yeah, there was something
Speaker 1: else that was he mentioned something else, but I was like, like,
Speaker 1: how often do we use those words? Like, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's it's save if it was like they're
Speaker 1: there and there, that's common enough to where if we
Speaker 1: didn't know the difference between those like sure, make fun
Speaker 1: of us, that's like, oh, you're an idiot.
Speaker 3: That's very really baffling to me, is that that's like
Speaker 3: something that sticks around, right, that they're there and there thing.
Speaker 1: But like that's a you know, like make fun of
Speaker 1: somebody for that, because that's common enough in our language
Speaker 1: you should know the difference between those three. Yeah, Shutter,
Speaker 1: in my mind is is an app for horror movies. Well,
Speaker 1: shutter the other thing you do in fear when you
Speaker 1: can shuttering and shut.
Speaker 3: I'm saying in my day to day shutter is two things.
Speaker 3: It is the shutter speed of a camera, and it
Speaker 3: is sure the app shutter horror, the one for camera
Speaker 3: still shutter right the D no, no, no, that's t right.
Speaker 3: T is for shutter speed.
Speaker 1: So shutters are the things that just look it up
Speaker 1: before you sound stupider, right, Shutters are the things on
Speaker 1: your house, right, and then shutters the action you do
Speaker 1: you in an action. Yeah, So there's there's a couple
Speaker 1: of different ones, but I just I just wanted to
Speaker 1: bring this up because like, I don't care. You know,
Speaker 1: it's not it's not a thing where it's not such
Speaker 1: a common thing that people used to work. When dude's like,
Speaker 1: how the fuck do you not know this? Like the
Speaker 1: English language is fucked him? Like is it really that bad? Sir?
Speaker 2: How the fuck did you not know my dixing your mouf?
Speaker 1: Huh? Figure that I would be a little, I would
Speaker 1: be a little. I don't know how I forgot about that, dude. Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: just had Molly and Champagne. I don't know. I know
Speaker 1: it is legendary, it's on the moment I fucked her
Speaker 1: ass violently. She didn't even know. She woke up in
Speaker 1: a lot of patreos crying. I thought it was funny,
Speaker 1: all right, And I didn't even give her money for
Speaker 1: a text, and I just threw around. I called the
Speaker 1: copsent or she didn't even know it.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, that's crazy. Date rape somebody that you plant
Speaker 2: them in front of your house, you call a cop.
Speaker 1: Swish about the super bim where he's just like he
Speaker 1: just keeps saying nigga, like It just keeps cutting back
Speaker 1: to him saying nigga, and then he goes, I did
Speaker 1: nine to eleven swish.
Speaker 3: I don't even know who this talk about. Rick Ross,
Speaker 3: Get the fuck out of here. Let's read our twenty
Speaker 3: five dollars patrons every day.
Speaker 1: Imn sucking dick sucking nick, sucking nick, sucking sucking nick
Speaker 1: every day. You ever heard that song? No? Did you
Speaker 1: see wait? Wait before we go?
Speaker 2: Did you guys see had this Owen's husband had fucking
Speaker 2: Andrew Tait on a fucking podcast.
Speaker 1: I was just like, stop, man. He was just like, no,
Speaker 1: did you think I don't know about people talking to
Speaker 1: my phone? You don't think I know how to delete
Speaker 1: things off my phones? They wouldn't find anything on it.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, this nigga just admitted this is the
Speaker 1: This nigga just admitted it. So I did see a
Speaker 1: Because there's this guy fall too lazy to try. He
Speaker 1: just goes all right, and then he just talks about yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw a little bit of it. I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I can't handle anymore. And these people, why is this
Speaker 1: guy around? And people are hosting a sex trafficker, Like
Speaker 1: I don't get it.
Speaker 3: The idea of like somebody being like, we really got
Speaker 3: to get that Fstein client list, but also, yeah, man,
Speaker 3: I'm really excited to see that Andrew Tait episode of
Speaker 3: the podcast.
Speaker 2: There was the rest when he came to Miami, who
Speaker 2: Andrew Tate. There was rest when he came.
Speaker 1: Dude shout out to one of the biggest pussies in
Speaker 1: the world, Rondo Santis had enough balls. He'd be like
Speaker 1: this nigga ain't welcome here. And I was like wow,
Speaker 1: because he usually just like blow up, you know, and
Speaker 1: he was like the ball. Yeah, usually with his fucking
Speaker 1: white boots. You ever see those boots he was wearing.
Speaker 2: His boots looked like the boots that the fucking if
Speaker 2: you guys have watched parents, probably not he wears around
Speaker 2: Doug Dimodome when they wear those big ass.
Speaker 1: Fucking cowboy both hear fi vers.
Speaker 2: And then other than that is one other thing I
Speaker 2: wanted to bring before you go. Ethan Klein looks like
Speaker 2: he's fucking going insane.
Speaker 1: He's he looks a lot of people are using crash
Speaker 1: out incorrectly, but this is the crash out of all
Speaker 1: crash out.
Speaker 2: He looks bad.
Speaker 3: He's crashing out correct quite on drugs.
Speaker 1: I saw a video, a short video of somebody. It's
Speaker 1: unfortunately I've never seen I've never seen that before, like
Speaker 1: say a person on a platform. You've seen people behind
Speaker 1: the scenes anonymous be that obsessed with people. I've never
Speaker 1: seen it at this level. And that's what's different, Right,
Speaker 1: We've seen he won't stop talking about it's very open. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's it's I would be embarrassed.
Speaker 2: I won't deny that him getting banned for playing Hassan
Speaker 2: stuff is stupid. Oh well that was dumb, But I
Speaker 2: think the content nuke is a lot of stuff out
Speaker 2: of context. One it not that, not that Hassan.
Speaker 3: Well, that's kind of the thing that's annoying about it.
Speaker 3: It's just like neither of these people are like one
Speaker 3: hundred percent right at all.
Speaker 1: But the one is losing it. But that's kind of
Speaker 1: the thing where it's just like, Okay, let's say you
Speaker 1: disagree with each other on something, Okay, what are you
Speaker 1: doing still harp. I don't know, like maybe it comes
Speaker 1: across as like, uh, naive or whatever, but for me,
Speaker 1: I look at it and I'm just like, why if
Speaker 1: my friend was this obsessed over some other person who
Speaker 1: he did probably had a good reason to dislike. Let's say,
Speaker 1: even hypothetically, I would be like, look, bro, keep it
Speaker 1: off just lot, like I don't know, like to relax
Speaker 1: a little bit, unplug Maybe I would say, like, do
Speaker 1: his social media detox or something, because it's like, it's
Speaker 1: the agree of every fucking story he posts every day.
Speaker 1: Every I do. I'm at the I'm at this point
Speaker 1: where I'm be honest, his uh, his producers is his friends.
Speaker 2: They need to say something.
Speaker 1: They need to be like, Bro, we're leaving the show
Speaker 1: if you don't stop, because it's first of all, it's
Speaker 1: ruining the show because people a still looking at their
Speaker 1: metrics and you know, they're hamorrhaging a lot of subscribers
Speaker 1: because they don't want to hear about this dude every
Speaker 1: fucking day. Who wants to Who wants to hear about
Speaker 1: Hassan every day? Even if you don't, even if you
Speaker 1: don't like him, you're like, yeah, I get it, he sucks.
Speaker 1: I get it. Kind of where I'm at where I'm
Speaker 1: just like, oh, all right, I get it, Bro, Like
Speaker 1: I get it all right, Yeah, but I understand. I
Speaker 1: understand from his perspective. He I know what's happening. His
Speaker 1: crash out is it is very clear that since but
Speaker 1: this is his fault. The contin Nukles received poorly and
Speaker 1: rightfully so because when you dissect it and see how
Speaker 1: many things this is what people quick uh summarization. People
Speaker 1: said that what he did was take clips from his
Speaker 1: own subreddit and from Destiny subreddit, these clips that were
Speaker 1: taken out of context so they were not charitable, and
Speaker 1: he reacted to these and people were like, no, watch
Speaker 1: this and watch this, and so there were so many
Speaker 1: things that were incorrect within that documentary because he didn't
Speaker 1: do the due diligence to just get the actual clip
Speaker 1: from Hassan's fucking own stream or his own channels. He
Speaker 1: didn't do that. So whoever put that shit together, if
Speaker 1: it was him, bro, he fucked up. If it was
Speaker 1: his homies, they fucked up. And then so he's really
Speaker 1: upset that He's like, why didn't this work? And if
Speaker 1: everybody turned on him was like fuck Hassan, Hassan's over
Speaker 1: party or whatever, I think he would be like, my
Speaker 1: dick's hard, We're moving on now.
Speaker 3: Didn't happen, right, So he's like harping on the thing
Speaker 3: to me is just like rerunning it on his Twitch
Speaker 3: or whatever, over and over, over and over.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: I can't think of a time in my life where
Speaker 1: I've ever not even close come even close to nothing,
Speaker 1: even I literally have fix story or anything, like maybe
Speaker 1: h Cameron Dias. When I was a kid, I was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: she's hot. You know what I'm saying. That's the closer. Sure,
Speaker 1: but like when the mask came out, I was like,
Speaker 1: who's this hurt? Your Fostoner is so hard, it's hateful,
Speaker 1: But like I'm talking about, that's like the closest maybe
Speaker 1: a Leah, because a Leah was like I was kind
Speaker 1: of I was a little came out. I got you. Wow,
Speaker 1: that touched him that because that even even me, I
Speaker 1: was like, who even I hate I hate black women.
Speaker 1: I hate black women. But Alia and Queen the damn
Speaker 1: is holy ship. And she has a she has a
Speaker 1: music video called We Need a Resolution. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: she's hypnotically dancing doing it. She absolutely had because she exploded,
Speaker 1: so yeah, but was not bro.
Speaker 2: I was up late.
Speaker 1: I was at my grandma's house watching MTV and then
Speaker 1: it shows scrolling breaking news like fucking I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my goodness, she I was like, because I had
Speaker 1: a little bit of an in, I felt this is
Speaker 1: so stupid, but this is kid ship. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make in the industry and I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: a fucking date with her because she wasn't that much
Speaker 1: older than me. She's like, I mean I didn't. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be one under candid. I I almost I got
Speaker 1: caught before I finished prying up in the coffin. All right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go ahead. Security tackled me, and I was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I almost got my date. Yeah, so I'm banned from
Speaker 1: her cemetery period into the Wind. Actually had a pig
Speaker 1: trying to apprehend me at a cemetery because I was
Speaker 1: just cutting through it. New Egg, the New Egg warehouse
Speaker 1: where the returns apartment was right next to a Rose Hills,
Speaker 1: the cemetery Rose Hills, and the first time I didn't
Speaker 1: know where it was. He got apprehended at the cemetery. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so here's the thing. I didn't know exactly where the
Speaker 1: place was. I didn't know exactly where the place was.
Speaker 1: Hold on, don't cut me off, nigga. And the there
Speaker 1: was a pathway to cut through the cemetery to get
Speaker 1: through the to the warehouse. But that was my first time.
Speaker 1: I know, I didn't need to do that, but that's
Speaker 1: why the first time, I guess there's a bunch of
Speaker 1: people robbing graves allegedly. This is what the cop told me.
Speaker 1: That is insane. Yeah, so when he saw me, he
Speaker 1: was like, hey, you stop me and shit, and like
Speaker 1: he actually at one point you fucking like like, uh
Speaker 1: grabbed He grabbed my arm, and I was like, don't
Speaker 1: freak out, you know, because yeah, I was like, don't
Speaker 1: freak out because like, first of all, you're touching me,
Speaker 1: Like I don't let anybody except for you know, because
Speaker 1: if you twitch you fasts, he's gonna shoot you, right,
Speaker 1: But he did. He was like all right, but I was.
Speaker 1: It was one of those things where I'm nigga, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm on a bicycle. I'm on a bicycle that's like
Speaker 1: a dead pole sticker on it, and shit, I'm like,
Speaker 1: do I look like I'm robbing rade retard?
Speaker 3: Why do you even have a grave? And it's just
Speaker 3: gonna get robbed.
Speaker 1: That No more graves? Do we have to make a stand?
Speaker 1: No more fucking graves. It's such a waste.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's a it's a it's a scam.
Speaker 1: Of course it is. That's what I'm saying. We make
Speaker 1: a stand. No more graves like we are generation, anyone
Speaker 1: that's around our age, no more graves, and if they
Speaker 1: do it, we put them in it. It's just a grave.
Speaker 1: So so they revealed, they reveal.
Speaker 2: They're doing they were doing a SpongeBob Magic the Gathering collab, right, everybody,
Speaker 2: most people know about that?
Speaker 1: Who want that?
Speaker 3: I didn't mean most people knew about that, most people that,
Speaker 3: most people that magic.
Speaker 2: Most people know about this SpongeBob Magic the Gap.
Speaker 1: Okay, so the MTG communities, What you mean that's not real?
Speaker 1: Shut fucking real. Shut the funk up. This is the
Speaker 1: card for a counter spell. Shut up? Is it really? Yes?
Speaker 1: That that is solious? I kind of want it. God damn,
Speaker 1: I'm buying us. I don't trust him necessarily, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: because no one should. You know, like he saw the
Speaker 1: Last of Us trailer how many years ago? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Five years ago it came out though you saw it
Speaker 2: come out?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was the same thing. The uh So,
Speaker 1: I don't understand magic the Gathering, I guess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you supposed to play that in conjunction with
Speaker 3: like normal ass fucking cards, or is there like a
Speaker 3: was there like a SpongeBob theme kind of where like
Speaker 3: you're not gonna put that down next to like a
Speaker 3: blue Eyes White Dragon or whatever, you know what I
Speaker 3: mean hypothetically, Yeah, whatever, whatever the Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 3: what I'm seeing. I like, I don't I don't know
Speaker 3: the lands.
Speaker 1: These are cards. The cards are in it, you know.
Speaker 1: I like how you didn't answer your question.
Speaker 2: So what happens is magically gathering there. So there's two
Speaker 2: versions of magic, right, there's very standard builds, which is
Speaker 2: different formats where like of certain cardsfrors outline.
Speaker 3: Give me a standard magic the gathering card, give me,
Speaker 3: give me like a give me like the blue Eyes
Speaker 3: White Dragon or like the like the.
Speaker 1: The Pikachu Retardo the Magnificent. You're fucking dumb, bitch, But
Speaker 1: there's some three thousand h p stop.
Speaker 2: Fucking asshole. There's a car called nicol Bolas, right, that's
Speaker 2: like the Evil Dragons.
Speaker 1: Okay, and is he gonna you can play him next
Speaker 1: to SpongeBob spongeb parts. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Again, that sucks because it's supposed to be a if
Speaker 2: the game of magic is sort of like the idea
Speaker 2: of these there's people that have the power to be
Speaker 2: able to jump between the world the world as long
Speaker 2: as they're that han't has always been. What happens is
Speaker 2: that there's things called secret Layers. They're the idea of
Speaker 2: They had the fucking Godzilla one, the fucking Walking Dead,
Speaker 2: power Rangers, not power power, just want that happened Transformer.
Speaker 2: Those those are like actual like other canonical worlds, but
Speaker 2: that they bring into the Magic Gathering game.
Speaker 1: And it d t a because you said, Nico Belic,
Speaker 1: Nico Bolish, I thought, I thought.
Speaker 2: That's dragon for I could finally goes bowling. If you
Speaker 2: go every single time you turn into a gigante.
Speaker 1: I missed my I was like, I had to shoehorn
Speaker 1: it in because I missed the opportunities before.
Speaker 2: It's really really insane. I love the idea of secret Layers,
Speaker 2: but there are too many of them. They're happening too
Speaker 2: frequently because now they're understanding how power fy P power
Speaker 2: is money obviously, they're like, oh Adamy are Marvel. There's
Speaker 2: a Spider Man whole set, which is people got really
Speaker 2: mad about because usually the Secret Layer characters are not
Speaker 2: used in like the actual competitive standard means. But the
Speaker 2: Spider Man set is gonna be in the regular like
Speaker 2: competitive constructed like four of each card version. So I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be going to tournaments killing white older, middle aged
Speaker 2: white man with Spider Man.
Speaker 1: Moss ross and making them mad the game nobody, this
Speaker 1: is the real Spider Man, this is per game, and
Speaker 1: they're gonna be like you, he's gonna turn into an
Speaker 1: orb He's gonna turn into a fucking little orb of
Speaker 1: darkness of like good job. They have like Klansmen fucking
Speaker 1: cards like uh like Grand Wizards ship and can something
Speaker 1: be called was anymore? The implications are too bad in America. Now,
Speaker 1: I feel like it can be taken back.
Speaker 3: I feel like it can be taken back. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: feel like the KKK is like what it's there? But
Speaker 3: we start a band, they're so pussy now it's insane. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you want to start not even about it anymore?
Speaker 1: No, come on, we can take about Grand Wizards.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think, ok, I think.
Speaker 1: That's sick as we got.
Speaker 2: We got to copy their esthetic to it. We're just
Speaker 2: taking you gotta copy some of their aesthetics.
Speaker 1: We're gonna read the names. I look up a Grand
Speaker 1: with it right now, we'll shop, we'll shop, we'll shop
Speaker 1: the what we're doing it. I don't care what you say,
Speaker 1: but we're doing it. Okay, great, And if you don't,
Speaker 1: if you don't do it, I'm gonna say, it's you insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you heard this, you started. We're not gonna post
Speaker 2: episodes and we can see it. We're gonna say, Christiler.
Speaker 3: I'm on media blackout for that. Like I don't, I
Speaker 3: don't want to see anything else, but I'm I'm I'm
Speaker 3: stoked at it.
Speaker 1: Chris Raygun and the Grand Wizards. That is the only
Speaker 1: game that guy's been, the only game that Ice Raygun
Speaker 1: and the Grand Wizards. That's pretty good. It doesn't sound
Speaker 1: nearly as bad as it should be.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna say that's the only game that, like
Speaker 2: I know, was a good game. That just don't like
Speaker 2: I'm not a big fan of it. That's trending.
Speaker 1: It's very specific.
Speaker 3: It's like, uh, I mean, it's like I don't know,
Speaker 3: it's like it's like magic.
Speaker 1: I haven't played it yet.
Speaker 2: Also, yeah, it's like anything.
Speaker 3: It's just like that's such a specific game that like
Speaker 3: if you're not tuned for that, like there's no reason, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah for sure, but uh, like I'm not I'm not
Speaker 3: so good. I'm not calibrated for card games at all.
Speaker 1: That looks so fucking awesome, Dude, what is that? It's
Speaker 1: just like the gold though, that.
Speaker 2: That's so cool, Like if that's what they made it magically, Like,
Speaker 2: that's not fair for me particularly they can playe assholes.
Speaker 2: Why because I'm black and I love fantasy ship and
Speaker 2: it's like, you've taken so much from me.
Speaker 1: That's why you take it back, as you know, they
Speaker 1: would say the hard art for us, and we got
Speaker 1: we got Nigga. I think we can take back the Wizard,
Speaker 1: weird and dragon. We start wearing that.
Speaker 2: We just gotta get do with hittle.
Speaker 1: Kanye. Kanye is fucking looking for like companions anywhere he
Speaker 1: can get it right now. He is tripping because, like
Speaker 1: he's there's plenty of people that aren't fucking with him anymore,
Speaker 1: and now he's like he's desperately reaching out to fucking
Speaker 1: Dave Blunts. Really, yeah, do you think he'll be at
Speaker 1: that show? Looks cool? He might, dude, I'm sipping on
Speaker 1: if he's in if he's in Cali at the time,
Speaker 1: I think he'd probably show up, and that's actually a
Speaker 1: little weird.
Speaker 2: I really don't want Kanye to succeed anymore at all,
Speaker 2: but it makes me sound.
Speaker 3: You're Google histories must be fucking insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Google like some FBI ship if you're white, for sure.
Speaker 1: But dude, okay, all.
Speaker 3: Right, I'm gonna read the names of our twenty five dollars,
Speaker 3: not patrons.
Speaker 1: Now, let's do it. So, uh, you're gonna You're gonna
Speaker 1: country down. They're fucking idiots, man, like what they gotta
Speaker 1: take that like cool ass wizard ship because.
Speaker 2: They're stupid Catholics in general. They take everything that's cool
Speaker 2: and make it fucking gay and home of very true. Uh.
Speaker 3: Three two one racist hokage. Uh oh my goodness j R.
Speaker 3: From the producers of The Mexicans starring Brad Pitt comes
Speaker 3: The Last N Word on Earth starring Tom Hanks.
Speaker 1: It would be something. I never watched The Mexican. That's
Speaker 1: a real movie.
Speaker 2: You don't even know.
Speaker 1: Why it is exactly that's why he played the Mexican.
Speaker 1: I I don't know. I never watched it Hunting a Mexican.
Speaker 1: But people were they were saying, like, I imagine it's
Speaker 1: not because if you watch The Last Samurai because a
Speaker 1: lot of people were like, what is Tom Cruise wiser?
Speaker 1: You know they were right, So I imagine it's gotta
Speaker 1: be similar, like the Mexican is not like an actual
Speaker 1: racely incinsitive. I don't know. I never watched it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: The Last Samurai is so weird because it's like, fucking
Speaker 2: it's awesome. Why Like it's like I think it's really good. Also,
Speaker 2: what his name is in it? The fre like the
Speaker 2: guy that Asian got it's and everything that's yeah, ever
Speaker 2: got his name? But he's watching I was watching clips
Speaker 2: of what is it? Uh, Tom Cruise has less grossman.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about this. I will massacre you, I
Speaker 1: will max card you, I will fuck you up. And
Speaker 1: they're like looking on the phone like they're like, who's
Speaker 1: got a really sick iron grip?
Speaker 2: I do go over there and punch that guy in
Speaker 2: his face.
Speaker 1: Because hard you know that the key grip? I didn't
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 3: I didn't know a lot about that movie really, but
Speaker 3: like apparently like he only like he demanded that role,
Speaker 3: like Tom well, no, Tom Crew specifically demanded like I
Speaker 3: want fat hands. Like that wasn't like he was just
Speaker 3: supposed to be like something exec and he was like
Speaker 3: Tom Crew said, I'll do it, but I need fat
Speaker 3: hands and I want to dance in the dancing.
Speaker 1: He said that it makes sense because I don't think.
Speaker 1: I was like that makes sense that he demanded the
Speaker 1: dancing because he is a he's a dancing guy.
Speaker 3: But it's so funny, like the idea because like Ben Stiller,
Speaker 3: I think it was like what like Ben Stiller. Ben
Speaker 3: Stiller didn't understand what he was talking about.
Speaker 2: I love Ben. He's been on an All Star run too, man.
Speaker 2: I mean he's he's in the background, is making good
Speaker 2: moves and I'm like, dude.
Speaker 1: He's he's like I forgot how long ago, Like say,
Speaker 1: so the Fairly Brothers were killing it back in the day,
Speaker 1: like though somebody asked me dumb and dumber fucking son
Speaker 1: about Mary there. Somebody asked me, like where did I
Speaker 1: get my sense of humor? And I'm that was the
Speaker 1: one that I missed, like the Fairly Brothers definitely because
Speaker 1: it was a stupid ship. It was so dumb, and
Speaker 1: so it definitely infected me because I think about God,
Speaker 1: damn it, I mentioned him last time that dude from
Speaker 1: SNL with the Big Ears, and I just, uh, he
Speaker 1: was the hitch hiker with the body bag and the
Speaker 1: son about Mary and I was talking about this last
Speaker 1: time and I just stumbled upon his podcast because a
Speaker 1: Nick Mullen from Cometown was it was a guest and
Speaker 1: I was like, weird, there he is. It's the guy
Speaker 1: and I forgot his name immediately again. But yeah, but
Speaker 1: that guy that scene, if you got go watch that
Speaker 1: scene back, the hitch hiking scene with the with the
Speaker 1: with the seven minute abs. It's so fucking funny, Like
Speaker 1: that guy is so on point. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's like improv either if it was improv or not.
Speaker 1: It's one of the best stretches of like comedy genius
Speaker 1: to me in a long time. Some people are just
Speaker 1: funny like that man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like they're really unassuming about it, right,
Speaker 3: you know, like you wouldn't have guessed until you saw
Speaker 3: that scene.
Speaker 2: Distiller man, he's he's been making like Native Museum movies too.
Speaker 2: It's the first one. I think the movie is actually pretty.
Speaker 1: Definitely saw the first one I remember being fun.
Speaker 3: They didn't really good for me really, not that I
Speaker 3: hated them. They're just kind of like, you know, they.
Speaker 1: Remember being I would have to see it again. He's
Speaker 1: the yeah, that's it. That blew my. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck you're doing this?
Speaker 2: And then he talks about it, is like, yeah, it
Speaker 2: was a weird idea, and I was like, give it
Speaker 2: a try, and it turned out pretty good.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's yeah.
Speaker 3: I never would have guessed, like if if you came
Speaker 3: to me, if anybody came to me with that idea,
Speaker 3: I would have been like, this is dumb.
Speaker 2: I'm just shooting on Trump all the time, and like
Speaker 2: just subtly shooting on Trump every time he says something. No,
Speaker 2: I haven't seen, I haven't seen, care about it. Be
Speaker 2: a joke, but on I guess, I don't know. I
Speaker 2: give me money.
Speaker 3: If I'm to me, I'm I would honestly be more
Speaker 3: impressive if somebody loved Trump and somehow was capable of
Speaker 3: making something good, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: It would be to me, would be a lot more interesting.
Speaker 3: It would be cool as supposed to be like well,
Speaker 3: of course, yeah, most people are reasonable.
Speaker 1: Yeah they're not evil. MI night anyway, trash anyway, the Mexican. Mexican.
Speaker 1: I am going to kill the more I am delivered.
Speaker 1: I don't like colon no more. Three gays gear, three gays, Grace, yeah, Grace.
Speaker 1: Tell me if you can three gays gay, you can
Speaker 1: see the gay inside of me. Emma thrown in big Bucks,
Speaker 1: two rats and a trench coat. Imagine pulling a dog
Speaker 1: apart like a bloomin onion? Did you imagine it? Isn't
Speaker 1: that fucked up.
Speaker 2: Barks every time? It whales every time?
Speaker 1: I kind of want to bloo an onion. It's like
Speaker 1: a weird Yeah, there's an outpack not that far away? Really? Yeah? What? Yeah?
Speaker 1: On uh the Woods Street? Is that Angelo or something? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think we go down there, you'll you'll hit it
Speaker 1: before you get on the five.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, an outback?
Speaker 1: Guess what the fucking downtown? All right?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Actually I can't taste anything. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: everything everything I think I want right now, I do,
Speaker 1: but like I can't. That sucks.
Speaker 2: The mad TV Smith, good Will Smith.
Speaker 1: Shut up. I've seen this. I've seen that before. That's
Speaker 1: why I didn't react to when you said it, because
Speaker 1: I'm like, I've seen this fucking ship.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's nor McDonald and already like leg is so yeah.
Speaker 1: Of course already said that. Did you see that he
Speaker 1: lost his the cartilage in his nose. He did so
Speaker 1: much coke. How do you lose cartilage? It eats away
Speaker 1: your car? The coke coke, get coca cola? Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was you sniffing coca cola. No, he did so much
Speaker 1: coke that he lost everything supporting his nose. I've seen
Speaker 1: that it went flat. So he looked like a reverse
Speaker 1: squidward reverse something because he still had something, but instead
Speaker 1: of it being long, it was completely wide. It was
Speaker 1: the flat. It looks like stingray on is not on
Speaker 1: his face.
Speaker 2: I think that pulled that picture. I can't imagine he.
Speaker 1: Fixed it a little bit, but dude, and it's flat
Speaker 1: as it's insane.
Speaker 2: But it's also mad funny.
Speaker 1: You could tell. I love that clip because you could
Speaker 1: tell Norm just wants.
Speaker 3: Someone to hear that he because he knows it, already
Speaker 3: pitched this and he knows that it's embarrassing and he
Speaker 3: wants him to tell the story.
Speaker 2: Like gum is on his face.
Speaker 1: It's like gum is on his face. That is amazing.
Speaker 1: That looks crazy. It looks like he's being like smudged
Speaker 1: out of the picture. What the hell happened?
Speaker 2: Coke?
Speaker 1: He did monumental amounts of coke.
Speaker 2: That's not what I was expecting at all.
Speaker 1: So here's this new something, here's a fix nose, and
Speaker 1: I gotta say it's kind of better than I'll see
Speaker 1: a lot of those alien Hollywood bitches.
Speaker 2: Uh, you know, it's it's kind of thin.
Speaker 1: It's very thin, because I feel like those rhino plastic
Speaker 1: people only do thin noses, like they're extremely rare, not
Speaker 1: how to make a real, like looking nose. They're all
Speaker 1: racist and but by default I don't think they're trying
Speaker 1: to be racist, but they'll never give you like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's a listen. Let me be honest. They're teachers who
Speaker 1: taught them how to do it.
Speaker 3: All came from like a very specific place and then
Speaker 3: they were like, we don't know how to make a
Speaker 3: real nose.
Speaker 2: Now really know how to make these like real skinny.
Speaker 1: Bro I'm beyond like Scissor siss A. I love Scissor,
Speaker 1: but her nose is, uh, it don't match. It don't
Speaker 1: match her face.
Speaker 2: She's done so much work done, it don't match her
Speaker 2: face at all. Scene because I thought she was a
Speaker 2: fine looking girl.
Speaker 1: But she looks great.
Speaker 2: But she got she wasn't like she wasn't an exceptional
Speaker 2: beauty before. But she was a fine looking girl. She
Speaker 2: looked fine.
Speaker 1: I think I think she's really fucking pretty.
Speaker 2: She was. She's a pretty girl. It's like she was
Speaker 2: not like a like undeniable, like.
Speaker 1: You don't look good enough for Kingston.
Speaker 2: No, I think he's still a pretty girl. She's black,
Speaker 2: so I wouldn't date or anything that wouldn't she's so crazy.
Speaker 1: So so let me show you, like an she got
Speaker 1: a lot of work done. But like, so let's say
Speaker 1: I'm really still thinking. Here's here's get older. Look at
Speaker 1: her nose. It's like it's just in the nose that is, it's.
Speaker 2: Not her originally, that's still she still had oh ship.
Speaker 1: So the wait, hold on, looks not real? Oh okay,
Speaker 1: so you're right about original. Scizza actually looked very different.
Speaker 1: She's not even an ugly girl there though she looks
Speaker 1: so so here's here I think this is o G.
Speaker 1: So is this it? Yes, that's what she looks so
Speaker 1: this is OG says, yeah, that looks like normal. So
Speaker 1: that's a normal girl that looks like that looks like
Speaker 1: somebody I've met before. I'm more akin to like this
Speaker 1: is what you know? Like, Okay, I'm like that. I
Speaker 1: think I think she's pretty. I think she got some
Speaker 1: nice dsl Okay, now let's let me show you her
Speaker 1: modern nose. Dude. Look at this ship so pencil in
Speaker 1: the bridge that looks like a fucking drawn even like
Speaker 1: that right now that right now, she she doesn't look
Speaker 1: like this. No, you look like what I thought this
Speaker 1: was what she looks like right.
Speaker 2: Now because I would just watch the movie she was
Speaker 2: in with Kiky Palmer, who I adore. That's like where
Speaker 2: my crushes.
Speaker 1: I was at the kid. Oh yeah, I can't believe
Speaker 1: she died. I was a little bit too.
Speaker 2: She's she's about your age, I think, and she's like
Speaker 2: a little she might be she's like somewhere between both
Speaker 2: of our ages.
Speaker 1: I guess that was just like that because she was
Speaker 1: on like Nickelodeon stuff. But that was I was a
Speaker 1: little bit older. I kind of missed. I think I
Speaker 1: missed her, like I missed it like the Victorious stuff
Speaker 1: and the Kiki's whatever ye delivery service whatever it was
Speaker 1: called delivery service. No, she's slightly older than I am.
Speaker 1: She's like a little a month told him and Chris, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, I just remember it's pretty I like her.
Speaker 1: I like what was her show? I didn't really like
Speaker 1: her showing true jacks.
Speaker 2: I know her to be.
Speaker 1: That's what I know her that. I don't know what
Speaker 1: that is her first like real movie. She was like
Speaker 1: really younger. So she was in like a spelling Bee. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a spelling D movie, Spelling B movie. That's interesting.
Speaker 1: In the be was it like the the spelling be
Speaker 1: like not to be good World Smith?
Speaker 2: Was it like spelled be?
Speaker 1: And then they just like they didn't even know that
Speaker 1: she was.
Speaker 2: That's funny. I hate race people that are funny, dude,
Speaker 2: It's it's funny.
Speaker 3: It's funny because it's so it's so it's so over
Speaker 3: the too Will Smith stupid and it's four.
Speaker 1: They couldn't figure like they no one can figure out
Speaker 1: that it was to figure goddamn, was like, that's so
Speaker 1: that's what makes it funny, right, It's really funny.
Speaker 2: It's like it was racist. It's like he says, such
Speaker 2: fucking crazy ship. He's like, look here, man, I'm lucky.
Speaker 2: I'm a real nigga.
Speaker 1: I'm lucky. It is funny the way he says he's funny.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, it's just that he's a fucking bigot.
Speaker 1: He does have some charisma that is very true, Like.
Speaker 3: If he wasn't a racist, I'd love to have one
Speaker 3: persona that people pretend to have, if that makes sense,
Speaker 3: Like I understand it with.
Speaker 1: Him, Yeah, but then there are other people. I'm like, why,
Speaker 1: I don't get this at all?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Shapiro, that Shapiro has none, Like, as.
Speaker 1: Far as the right wing, is probably the only one
Speaker 1: that has any fucking like think of another right winger
Speaker 1: that has like real riz or whatever. Yeah, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: say riz Rich is more like attraction stuff. But I
Speaker 1: know what you mean. I mean, it's that he's talking.
Speaker 1: It's literally derivative from I understand.
Speaker 2: I understand what you mean.
Speaker 1: Okay, shut the fuck up. Okay, what well, I'm just like,
Speaker 1: why even the reality who gives a ship it's the
Speaker 1: same thing. Come on, yeah, god, he's ma got hees
Speaker 1: my But no, think of the I know ones, the
Speaker 1: but they're fake dodg Yes, the fake though they're not really.
Speaker 1: I don't think I want that conservative money. I don't
Speaker 1: think I think I black. They're just like he did
Speaker 1: for the money channel called the Conservatis Murder took the
Speaker 1: fuck Up stunt If I was a Flintstone, yea, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to think of It's gonna be another Brazilker, another
Speaker 1: charismatic conservative like.
Speaker 2: What all minorities Unfortunately.
Speaker 3: Berserker, Browley gap Shot and Sweeney Snark Tank Live in
Speaker 3: Japan featuring Johnny Somali. Happy birthday, Derek you agent.
Speaker 1: Oh thank you. How old are you know? Ninety nine
Speaker 1: feels like I'm thirty seven as Saturday was Saturday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was very well. I always keep it low key.
Speaker 1: I usually don't even go anywhere except for I wanted
Speaker 1: to meet my friend's new girlfriend. Yeah. And uh and
Speaker 1: somebody gave you a Hereditary on dvdah yeah, yeah, that's right,
Speaker 1: that's right. I forgot I was gonna say that. My friend,
Speaker 1: one of my oldest friends, he just started of course,
Speaker 1: he just recently started listening to the podcast. He never
Speaker 1: checked it out before. You know, I feel like most
Speaker 1: of our friends there's probably some of them, but then
Speaker 1: like most of your friends are probably listen. I've see you.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna listen exactly. Yeah, yeah, and yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't want that so you just started listening to it recently,
Speaker 1: and but he's actually listening now. I thought he was
Speaker 1: just gonna check one episode and be like, oh okay
Speaker 1: and just dip. But uh he. First of all, he
Speaker 1: commissioned something that we were talking about that we forget
Speaker 1: every conversation we have, and he, uh he commissioned something
Speaker 1: that was really cool. We're talking about the sides of
Speaker 1: spiders and what would make be scarier bigger when or
Speaker 1: smaller and whatever. Uh me commissioned something like that. And
Speaker 1: then he showed up. We went to Dave and Busters
Speaker 1: to just to meet up with a couple of our
Speaker 1: old friends, and uh yeah, he shows up with the
Speaker 1: Hereditary TVD. I was laughing. I was like, dude, you're
Speaker 1: fucking actually listening to the podcast, because it's like, if
Speaker 1: it's so deep, it's still the point where one of
Speaker 1: my friends on Instagram she doesn't know the lore of
Speaker 1: what's happening. So he replied like, oh, I love that
Speaker 1: movie ten out of ten, and I just laughed because
Speaker 1: I'm like, this guy has no idea. I've just been
Speaker 1: shitting all over it because it seems I'm like it's
Speaker 1: completely just on the podcast. So yeah, that was pretty cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I have Hereditary on Blu Ray and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I actually was thinking about. I'm like, I gotta like
Speaker 1: put it on display like next to hear or something
Speaker 1: so he can be seen in the shot. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: to you know, forever. Oh and also I did somebody
Speaker 1: someone sent me a scathing some fucking anonymous guy named
Speaker 1: gamer one two three whatever, like literally that was his
Speaker 1: name on Instagram, and he was just like, yeah, your
Speaker 1: takes were as bad as your takes back in the day.
Speaker 1: This is you fucking retort. And I was just like, yo, well,
Speaker 1: I was like, of course, I just put a bunch
Speaker 1: of crying emojis, like I can't believe you're upset about this,
Speaker 1: Like it's just to take about a fucking stupid movie, dude, Hereditary. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was you. Specifically, he replied to that story that
Speaker 1: I put up, showing me holding it, and I was like,
Speaker 1: that's so funny. I can't believe people are that upset,
Speaker 1: Like it's like my favorite pick anything, Halo whatever, Like,
Speaker 1: and somebody took a ship on a Hey, I don't
Speaker 1: you would be like okay, yeah, all right, like I'd
Speaker 1: probably join you. I was like I don't have anything
Speaker 1: that I would get like feverishly upset about, like like
Speaker 1: how dare you disparage this thing? And I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: fucking media, dude, calm down, that's whatever.
Speaker 2: Man, a bitch got her head cut off.
Speaker 1: I laughed.
Speaker 2: I laughed half an hour.
Speaker 1: It was fucking laugh at that. If you didn't laugh
Speaker 1: at that, you're fucking weird. That was funny. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's objectively funny.
Speaker 2: No shocking, but yeah, I mean it is.
Speaker 1: I mean I guess it would. It's funny because it's
Speaker 1: just so like what the fuck is well, how shocking
Speaker 1: it is in fact that it's such a clean cut.
Speaker 3: It's so funny because she was the implications that she's
Speaker 3: kind of made out of butter, you know, like it's
Speaker 3: just just.
Speaker 1: As some of the subtexts that I'm missing the butter.
Speaker 1: She's a or and or Margarine? What is she? It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's a there's an allegory for she's a heavy cream,
Speaker 1: she's a land of Lakes. She's rhetoric and redemption. Let
Speaker 1: the commies hit the tongue with the ces at the
Speaker 1: tongue with the kindes of my tongue.
Speaker 3: I love the character interactions in Marvel Rivals, But was
Speaker 3: it necessary for Moonnight to call her be a real
Speaker 3: bigger penising a bullet into a giant's forehead?
Speaker 1: Domination Vaughan of the Dead.
Speaker 3: Big titty goblins are my weakness, walking fleshlights, My guys,
Speaker 3: that's insane.
Speaker 1: Don't do that, Yeah, what's wrong with you? They're the
Speaker 1: size of children. Bro. I'm sorry, I'm just not like,
Speaker 1: I know that that's very disrespectful to like little people,
Speaker 1: but like, fuck they are. I'm sorry. There's some little
Speaker 1: people that all you know. Of course, it's the proportions.
Speaker 1: It's the proportions. I couldn't if they have limbs like babies,
Speaker 1: I can't do it, like you know.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: That whole world is not yeah, like you know, just
Speaker 1: like a normal sized human shrunken. I think I could
Speaker 1: probably make an.
Speaker 2: Exception right proportional nightmare.
Speaker 1: Yes, because at that point, I'm like, fun, I don't
Speaker 1: think I can get I don't think you have limbs
Speaker 1: like bait. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to be rude, but I can't figure
Speaker 3: out how to I don't know how to draw this.
Speaker 1: I gotta go. I can't draw this. I can't draw it. Derek,
Speaker 1: not shoving is innocent for him.
Speaker 3: Round that Asian learning Emmy one is intended to be
Speaker 3: a commercial loss for tax reasons. Derek, please listen to
Speaker 3: Maximum the Hormone. They're like Japanese version of System of
Speaker 3: a dowmix with corn and I did. They did two
Speaker 3: death note theme songs similar link. I'm sure I heard it,
Speaker 3: but but sin it to me and be like, oh yeah.
Speaker 3: My favorite Derek moment is when he spurred out on
Speaker 3: Twitter because some rando said Red Dead two was boring.
Speaker 1: Well he was wrong. I spurred out on Twitter. I
Speaker 1: don't know. See, this is what I'm talking about. The
Speaker 1: spurg is like reserved for Like I've literally never I've
Speaker 1: never tweeted ay, That's like, how do you do that? Like?
Speaker 1: Have you ever? Have you ever had something like bitch,
Speaker 1: you put something?
Speaker 2: No, just I lose my chocolate while I'm doing getting
Speaker 2: mad And I'm like I've been I watched you.
Speaker 1: Constantly get angry. I've been annoyed, right, But I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. I can't. I can't flip out. No, you
Speaker 1: get angry. I've seen you I've been annoyed.
Speaker 2: I get annoyed for sure, but I can't like even
Speaker 2: like now, like when I'm tweeting things, I'm like, I
Speaker 2: don't care.
Speaker 1: I can disagree once you're like almost finished, you kind
Speaker 1: of got it out. You're like, I don't stupid? Who
Speaker 1: gives a ship? Yeah? I try, I remember the last time?
Speaker 1: Did I? What did I? I don't even know. I
Speaker 1: don't even I'm trying to see if the twitter in
Speaker 1: like a month. It feels like, why is this ship
Speaker 1: coming up? Now? You fucked?
Speaker 2: Now you fuck?
Speaker 1: I can find anything about it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Return of Blackface Fred Flintstone. I ya, but didn't
Speaker 3: do nothing black.
Speaker 1: Did that happen? I don't remember. Sounds like something that would.
Speaker 3: Times eating lead until I make until the Mega Wish
Speaker 3: Foundation gets me a Chris Chris raygun in femboy gear.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be waiting a while, my.
Speaker 3: Guy funk off. You're not a part of the joke.
Speaker 3: If you can gape till I get home, Uh, it
Speaker 3: means a lot to you. Thug Zilla, Kingy of the
Speaker 3: hoodstas losing all my friends in the custody battle. Kurt
Speaker 3: Cobaine pov cut my dick to pieces. Oh now my
Speaker 3: ow now my peepe hurt bab stupid death Jack, the
Speaker 3: world's fastest Mallori. Hey, hey, mister Disray, I've been down
Speaker 3: for the count fucking dudes for a couple of days.
Speaker 3: Hyper viper Beam. My name is Jake, and you guys
Speaker 3: have really hurt my feelings. What do I have to
Speaker 3: do to dethrone King of Haphazard?
Speaker 1: Nothing? Got the power? You like me off? I got
Speaker 1: the power? You know, suck me off like he does
Speaker 1: every day. It's insane, big meat every day, big meat,
Speaker 1: he stinks. Goooner killed by men who twerk. Andy, the
Speaker 1: man Who's Andy's and our back to st here and
Speaker 1: forever Dandy, Uh billy boyd Bossman. Shimmy shimmy yah, shimmy
Speaker 1: yam shimmy Ya give me some pipe because I'm dead
Speaker 1: and gay.
Speaker 3: I live in Texas. I ain't going to Vegas to
Speaker 3: eat roadhouse when Elon finally dies. Catch me going stupid
Speaker 3: in the club. Like Jim carries the mask, I like that,
Speaker 3: yoused to specify Jim carries the mask the other one.
Speaker 3: The in game currency in Call of Duty is called CP.
Speaker 1: Whoops, Hello my baby, my honey, pop it's ragtime gal.
Speaker 2: Hello my baby, Hello, my honey, Hello, my ragtime girl.
Speaker 2: I love getting that they destroy things. That makes me
Speaker 2: so much like someone having so much fun that they're
Speaker 2: destroying things in their week.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Like people just like oh, like the back to Mask
Speaker 2: it was like having a ball and destroying the club.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was, it was.
Speaker 3: It was in such a wackies anyway, that's funny to me. Kids,
Speaker 3: Larious Gensina, Dan Schneider, meek Mill. By the way, I
Speaker 3: remember seeing that on Twitter, A bunch of this bunch
Speaker 3: of this stuff right about like or like I must
Speaker 3: have been a blue sky, I guess because I'm a
Speaker 3: blue sky. But like, there's is a munch of people
Speaker 3: being like, man, John Cena is doing a heel turn
Speaker 3: or whatever. Right, no context for what the fuck that
Speaker 3: means at all? Really, I have no concept of what.
Speaker 2: Has been famously again, you never heard of a heel
Speaker 2: turn before.
Speaker 1: I have, But like, what is it? What do you
Speaker 1: who cares is when you played a villain this well,
Speaker 1: I mean I get it that you don't care if
Speaker 1: you don't like fucking wrestling. Is it of any consequence
Speaker 1: that it's happening. Yeah, because his entire career he's never
Speaker 1: been a bad guy. He'stonically been a good imagine fucking
Speaker 1: that happening to any twenty years consistently been good and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, villain like not like a
Speaker 1: vent or anything, Peter Parker is out here breaking people's
Speaker 1: necks and flinging him in the walls. Yeah, okay, but
Speaker 1: that means that's that equates to something. It doesn't though,
Speaker 1: because it's kind of like when when America became hydro
Speaker 1: whatever and everybody was people were like, well, yeah, it
Speaker 1: was a big fucking deal in the world.
Speaker 2: Why because Captain America is famously you don't have to
Speaker 2: be retarded, you like have to be because to me, it's.
Speaker 1: Just like, yeah, they're obviously just like doing a thing. Well, yes,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna stay this way, dude, that's little. But Chris, Chris,
Speaker 1: you're you're president. Think about a place where it snows
Speaker 1: that it never snows. It's the same fucking thing. I
Speaker 1: guess this thing has been consistent for this many years
Speaker 1: and holy shit, it's snowing. It's just it's a shock. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess because like there was no indication
Speaker 1: that they're going to do it.
Speaker 2: It's been decades while doing uninvested in things that you
Speaker 2: can't conceptualize people being excited or up in arms about things,
Speaker 2: and I think that's mad.
Speaker 1: Well, I just look at it.
Speaker 3: It's like he's an actress, so it's like, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: he's gonna do a new thing.
Speaker 2: That's true, like whatever, and people understand that it's fake, right,
Speaker 2: But that's not what the people are working out of.
Speaker 2: It's like watching a show, right, and then a character dying.
Speaker 2: You know, the person isn't dead in real life, but
Speaker 2: it's still a shocking thing seeing someone die.
Speaker 1: I guess I did, I really, I it really is
Speaker 1: just wrestling that I can't conceptualize.
Speaker 2: It's it's just theatrics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why wrestling, I understand.
Speaker 3: I don't know because I just I I don't get
Speaker 3: any part of it, Like I don't. I don't understand
Speaker 3: the theatrics of it. I don't understand the choreography of it.
Speaker 3: I understand the like it doesn't register to me as
Speaker 3: media even it registers to me. It's like it might
Speaker 3: as well just be like that's vapor very interesting. It's
Speaker 3: like you you can't you can't get enthralled by a play,
Speaker 3: I mean, or a musical.
Speaker 1: No, it seems like specifically only wrestling is the thing, No,
Speaker 1: is it? It is wrestling specifically there's something about wrestling,
Speaker 1: but it literally is it's a physical play though literally
Speaker 1: it's a play. But it of course, but it's specifically
Speaker 1: why well it's.
Speaker 3: Not even it's not about not understanding it. It's about
Speaker 3: it just doesn't register to me as anything.
Speaker 1: But I'm telling you what it is though. It is
Speaker 1: just that it's a play.
Speaker 2: Literally, it's a play, but not really quite literally to
Speaker 2: play with a physical aspect to it.
Speaker 1: I guess not.
Speaker 3: I guess it is no, because if it was, it
Speaker 3: would be a play, yes, and then you would go
Speaker 3: to see it, and then it would be the same
Speaker 3: thing every time.
Speaker 2: Well, no, it's ongoing story. It's effectively the same way
Speaker 2: as a play, but it has a physical aspect and
Speaker 2: it's continuously going.
Speaker 1: So it's a soap opera. Yeah, it's much closer than that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess, but like you can call it a play,
Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying, but if you want to
Speaker 1: be more accurate about it, saying that soap opera is
Speaker 1: actually uh much more accurate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I guess that's probably part of it, because
Speaker 3: soap operas are also like.
Speaker 2: No, I don't like soap operas at all. I've watched
Speaker 2: them before. I've watched them before. Yeah, it's different, like
Speaker 2: the I watched Passions with my sisters. That could changed
Speaker 2: the cha It's like it's it functions like the soap opera,
Speaker 2: but it does not have the passion, the passion the Christ.
Speaker 2: No passions, the fucking so proper on NBC we were kids.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know. I heard maybe I saw Days of.
Speaker 2: Our Lives General Hospital like that.
Speaker 1: I remember that. What is the one that was? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's like a Spanish one like the novella's. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of them, but I don't know the name.
Speaker 1: I didn't watch.
Speaker 3: I remember some of them, but grand din't even watch
Speaker 3: the villas.
Speaker 1: Those things were gardening jojo them. They got novellas on
Speaker 1: their TV Spanish. No, so it was probably translated in whatever.
Speaker 2: I know a lot of people from the Middle East
Speaker 2: ship that speaks Spanish because of because I'm like interesting,
Speaker 2: I'm like, why do you speak Spanish fluently? It's because
Speaker 2: I learned from novella's. One of my friends is from Iran.
Speaker 2: She can speak English fluently, Spanish and French because of
Speaker 2: dramas than speaking like I don't I don't know. Irani
Speaker 2: is the language.
Speaker 1: People usually still call uh Farsi.
Speaker 2: I guess it's Farsi, right, Yeah, she speaks it fluently,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, why do you what?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: I watched a lot of novellas. I thought Americans on
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Speaker 1: Especially Oh that shit that just happened to lose A
Speaker 1: Valkyre that was fucking like Asian kid like was like
Speaker 1: stalking her. You see that they were doing some I L.
Speaker 1: Stre First of all, you don't look at I hate
Speaker 1: victim blaming, but also what the you don't need to
Speaker 1: look I posid it needs to I r L stream
Speaker 1: freaks need a I r L stream. Valkya and all
Speaker 1: those bitches are fucking making tons of money. You don't
Speaker 1: need to go out in public and endanger yourself with
Speaker 1: these freaks. And exactly what happened. What happened. So some
Speaker 1: dude was stalking some of her and her friends.
Speaker 2: It was Senna Valkaa and I think Pokey and oh
Speaker 2: really yeah, and they fucking some guy was like threatening
Speaker 2: them and like accosted them, and they were fucking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're saying something like they're they're conference security in
Speaker 1: the area of like security, trying to get somebody, and
Speaker 1: he was like, I'm gonna fucking kill you, and like
Speaker 1: they like attacked this dude attacked her. Oh really straight
Speaker 1: up attack attacked. Yeah, he was some little bitch. So
Speaker 1: like they didn't get hurt, but it could have been
Speaker 1: infinitely worse, right, he could have something on them or whatever.
Speaker 1: And it's like one of those things where I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: that's fucked up. It sucks that activated your ranium rod, dude,
Speaker 1: really up Damn, I don't know what kind of charges. Yes, uranium.
Speaker 1: He starts glowing green like hope. When he transformed, he
Speaker 1: almost becase.
Speaker 3: I didn't I heard a little bit about something that happened,
Speaker 3: but like I wasn't sure what the fu.
Speaker 2: It actually didn't blow up as much as I thought
Speaker 2: it would, just because of the fact that information on
Speaker 2: the Internet goes so fucking horribly fast. Yeah, but it
Speaker 2: was really sad. It's like, look, I don't look. I'm
Speaker 2: not a I'm not a I'm not a lady stream
Speaker 2: I'm not a stream person in general. I don't watch
Speaker 2: streams at all, honestly. Like I watched Critical Role sometimes
Speaker 2: when I can catch it, and I usually watched the
Speaker 2: vod on like Dotube. Sure, but like I just think
Speaker 2: irl streaming is just not a safe thing, particularly.
Speaker 1: Freaks from understanding. It was like the dumbasses that were
Speaker 1: like harassing people. What was that dumb John kid's name
Speaker 1: with David Brick No, he crashed his car. He's a
Speaker 1: David Brick light though, I mean, like you know what
Speaker 1: I mean so far, he's like way worse from what
Speaker 1: I've seen, annoying. I can't remember his name something with
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. I can't remember, But people know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. If you're listening, you've probably seen this guy. God,
Speaker 1: he makes me angry, Like Jack Dorty, there you go,
Speaker 1: there you go. I would not figure that out. I
Speaker 1: would that was something I was going with a peer,
Speaker 1: So off Jack Doherty.
Speaker 3: God, I was thinking Smuno or something.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: I think IRL streaming is really good. I think unfortunately
Speaker 2: it's unfair when you get a certain size and you're
Speaker 2: a woman, female streamer, you are, you are people. People
Speaker 2: are going to your streams.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: You should be streaming out like that because I show up, Chris.
Speaker 1: Will show will show up. You might should you shot?
Speaker 1: That might be?
Speaker 2: That might be a golden opportunity for you. Chris goes there,
Speaker 2: he finally meet He's like, hey, it was good and
Speaker 2: it works. And Chris, what does he mean stop saying that?
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Speaker 1: I mean it's usually white guys. That's why accidentally tripped
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Speaker 1: So I got you. You're tired.
Speaker 3: I used to spend all my days defending women, and
Speaker 3: now I'm just gotcha.
Speaker 1: Well check it. Listen, I have a I have a
Speaker 1: six foot longs vyhander. I will protect you all, my lady.
Speaker 2: I will not protect them, that's not my problem.
Speaker 1: Look what's probably gonna happen. I'm gonna swing and you're
Speaker 1: all gonna get nicked a little bit because it's very long.
Speaker 1: It's like a six foot long sword is much longer
Speaker 1: than you really think it is extended to, so it
Speaker 1: becomes much longer. You're gonna swinging by hender. You're not
Speaker 1: gonna be able to play. You're not gonna play a
Speaker 1: f You're gonna throw something out. You're gonna be on
Speaker 1: the floor.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh no, I hurt myself. There's a sword.
Speaker 2: This enemy of mine's gonna pick the sword up and
Speaker 2: then and then now they have a sword. Don't listen on,
Speaker 2: I got you.
Speaker 1: I used to have a glave just where to go
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Speaker 1: think I think I left it in the old apartment. Damn, that's.
Speaker 2: The old apartment, last reck of a frame of Like
Speaker 2: I can't take something, I guess what about?
Speaker 1: There are things that I grabbed this jelly.
Speaker 3: There are things that I've left in old apartments where
Speaker 3: I'm just like, we just didn't have the room to
Speaker 3: pack it, or we just didn't have the room to
Speaker 3: take it.
Speaker 2: Our last one, for sure, our last time we moved out.
Speaker 2: For sure, I just didn't have I couldn't bring anything
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 3: It was the one before that where I left because
Speaker 3: I had a I had a big something. You might
Speaker 3: know it if you remember videos.
Speaker 1: Inside.
Speaker 3: I had a big like explosive barrel, like like a
Speaker 3: almost like like a from a video game where you
Speaker 3: would like shoot in and it would explode. Had that
Speaker 3: had an alien like a fake little.
Speaker 1: I remember the alien. Ye didn't take that now. I
Speaker 1: couldn't fit it in the fucking I could have fitted there.
Speaker 1: There was like one place I could have put it,
Speaker 1: but it would have been shredded the funk up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And it was just been like I guess I just
Speaker 1: let I leave it, and I came back and hoped
Speaker 1: that I could get it, but they locked everything down
Speaker 1: and I saw it sitting in their fucking office.
Speaker 2: They just took the alien was moving that apartment. We
Speaker 2: did it all in one day, which is not a
Speaker 2: good idea.
Speaker 1: That was too much.
Speaker 2: We also definitely screwed them over a little bit.
Speaker 1: We fed Oh really, I mean, well they didn't they
Speaker 1: just take your or whatever. Yeah, but like I tried to,
Speaker 1: like you know, try to cover salvage it a little bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And there was like you know how like I
Speaker 3: remember like when we when I was building the studio
Speaker 3: for the for the podcast in the in that weird
Speaker 3: long living room that we had.
Speaker 1: I remember like I sprayed adhesive.
Speaker 3: I used a bunch of adhesive sprays, so there was
Speaker 3: a bunch of foe and I just painted over the phone.
Speaker 1: You painted over the foam like that you pin that
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Speaker 1: send it down.
Speaker 3: Well no, I did sand it, I like, because because
Speaker 3: you can't get all of it out, So I I
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Speaker 3: I painted over it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you knew something was there, you'd be like
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