Speaker 1: Yeah, I am so happy to be here. I'm very
Speaker 1: excited for you to be here as well. It's one
Speaker 1: of those things that you know, we've known each other,
Speaker 1: we've met each other, but we didn't really have like
Speaker 1: a good conversation because we're always so busy doing your
Speaker 1: own things, and now you're doing comedy and it's like
Speaker 1: a whole other lane. So I think that's so exciting,
Speaker 1: and I'm excited that you're in town. Yeah, I get
Speaker 1: to come to your show tomorrow. So let's talk about
Speaker 1: how you've even got into comedy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, first of all, I'm so excited that you're coming,
Speaker 2: and I know everyone else is, so let's have a
Speaker 2: good time.
Speaker 3: But how did I get into comedy?
Speaker 2: So I got to be a celebrity guest for Day
Speaker 2: of Attel, who is a comedian who's like doing Netflix specials.
Speaker 3: He's like on a big tour right now.
Speaker 2: I love Davie Okay, yes, it all started basically with
Speaker 2: Davittel and I got fired. I kept getting fired from
Speaker 2: teen Mom okay the show, and yeah, I started getting
Speaker 2: sag checks when I was fired, and I.
Speaker 3: Was like, you know, what where is this from?
Speaker 2: I'm like, I need to like actually like, go learn
Speaker 2: about comedy, because then every time I get fired and
Speaker 2: rehired on Team Mom, it just was so hard for
Speaker 2: me to do it until like I really got fired
Speaker 2: the last time and these trucks came in and then
Speaker 2: I was sag and I was like, I need to
Speaker 2: learn about this. And so I came back out to
Speaker 2: LA and my friends were like sponsoring some big comedians
Speaker 2: like Joe Rogan and a bunch of other people, and
Speaker 2: he was always like, come to the comedy store. I
Speaker 2: was like watching Kill Tony when it was fresh back
Speaker 2: in the day, but I was actually like.
Speaker 3: Falling asleep to these men.
Speaker 2: Okay, I wasn't enjoying myself.
Speaker 3: It wasn't your type of comedy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think, like that's what has taken me
Speaker 2: a very long time.
Speaker 3: I also watched there was like a couple of seasons.
Speaker 2: Of Marvelous Missus maisl that was like on Amazon, and
Speaker 2: it was like a woman's journey to like being a
Speaker 2: stay at home mom but then getting a divorce, then
Speaker 2: like a working woman on her own. And I think
Speaker 2: that helped me take my life and then put it
Speaker 2: out there like facts can be funny, life journey stories
Speaker 2: can be funny. I don't have to be.
Speaker 3: Like I was on a Having Been del podcast and he.
Speaker 2: Was like, okay, fair show me a joke. Two men
Speaker 2: walk into the bar, go and I'm just like, not
Speaker 2: a cheesy, funny person. I even love dry, dark humor.
Speaker 2: I like just like, yeah, keep it like element of surprise,
Speaker 2: keep it fun, keep a chilly yeah. So I don't know.
Speaker 2: Some people have tons of marketing behind their comedy, and
Speaker 2: maybe that's why they're like a big name comic, but
Speaker 2: when you go to see them, you're not really intrigued
Speaker 2: or you're not really like involved in their story. I
Speaker 2: would say from beating around the bush in New York
Speaker 2: City and seeing so many fans and so many people
Speaker 2: that they are all in. When I see moms and
Speaker 2: I see even like young teens and they're seeing me,
Speaker 2: they're like, oh my god, how's your like life, Like
Speaker 2: what's been going on? And they just want to like
Speaker 2: laugh with me, have fun with my life. They know
Speaker 2: I've struggled, been a hot mess, legal issues, all the things,
Speaker 2: and now I'm just like I took time, I've fixed
Speaker 2: it all, and I'm ready to laugh and I'm truly
Speaker 2: not bothered by anything.
Speaker 3: Thanks to ketamine.
Speaker 2: Okay, good for you.
Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, it's good sometimes and you
Speaker 1: just have to like you have to see you're growing
Speaker 1: up and you grew up you know, you know, on TV,
Speaker 1: and you had to go through struggles and like everybody
Speaker 1: but yours was more glorified at certain times, and it's
Speaker 1: like sometimes they're more shin in a certain things and
Speaker 1: you know, and most people don't recover from that. So
Speaker 1: taking it in and making something that is a creative
Speaker 1: aspect for you, I think is really great, like lane
Speaker 1: for you to like be in right now and kind
Speaker 1: of just you know, kick it off to hear in
Speaker 1: New York and kind of see where that goes. And
Speaker 1: I'm sure today's you know, obviously been a big day
Speaker 1: for you doing press for all of that and kind
Speaker 1: of seeing like the feedback from your fans and where
Speaker 1: that kind of is, cause you never you never know,
Speaker 1: I never do. You know, just have to like take
Speaker 1: a gamble and what that is.
Speaker 3: But you're doing You're doing a great job. Yes, So with.
Speaker 1: Being on team Mom, Like how did that shape your
Speaker 1: life and your career? Like going like moving after that
Speaker 1: because it was such a you know, it was a
Speaker 1: big part of your life and how you you know,
Speaker 1: have a platform today kind of and where did that
Speaker 1: after being fired because of only fans and how did
Speaker 1: that kind of shape everything?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? And then now all my cast members
Speaker 2: who are on have an only fan. So like all
Speaker 2: the all the interviews on the press for today, they
Speaker 2: were like, so all your cast members have ofs and
Speaker 2: like what's going on? Like why aren't you on the show?
Speaker 2: And I do think like it when it boils down
Speaker 2: to like we hear all these people getting fired today,
Speaker 2: I was like asked about a police officer who was
Speaker 2: like in a strip uniform for a music video or
Speaker 2: something or I don't know, maybe she has a of
Speaker 2: who cares, but like she got reprimanded and like taken
Speaker 2: off her like police department job, and like she may
Speaker 2: have to like go get another job. I'm just like
Speaker 2: there has to be something else behind this. But that
Speaker 2: is truly illegal, and that is why I got a
Speaker 2: settlement when I got wrongly fired, like I wasn't playing
Speaker 2: after they kept firing me bringing me back, firing me
Speaker 2: bringing me back. I'm like the use and the abuse
Speaker 2: it's like and the predatorialness, it's just like too much
Speaker 2: for me, And when I got out of that and
Speaker 2: everything kind of was like the last firing, even though
Speaker 2: they kept like bringing me back for specials and stuff
Speaker 2: and it wasn't like I could say no. It almost
Speaker 2: felt like they're not taking no and I had.
Speaker 1: Did you feel like because you felt like you owed
Speaker 1: something to them?
Speaker 2: Or is it never owed? I definitely don't. They didn't.
Speaker 3: They didn't give you like an out.
Speaker 1: But at those times, it's like sometimes before you know,
Speaker 1: you don't know, not that it says no better, but
Speaker 1: it's like it's kind of what you know, so it's
Speaker 1: like that's right, and I mean so you go back
Speaker 1: to kind of what you know. So it's like you
Speaker 1: almost feel a kind of I don't know, service to
Speaker 1: something of that.
Speaker 2: There's a pull in a tug sure during those times,
Speaker 2: I think I had an advocate. The last time I
Speaker 2: went back to work with them, I like, I don't
Speaker 2: know they thought I was like dying and having hyperbody tension,
Speaker 2: but like that's the last time I ever used birth control.
Speaker 3: It was like basically killing me and I had to
Speaker 3: give my like.
Speaker 2: Doctors documents because I'm like I can literally have a
Speaker 2: heart attack or like something's wrong with me. I'm like
Speaker 2: on cancer machines right now. They don't really know what's up.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, so if I come back to work, like,
Speaker 2: no one can attack me, no one can sneak up
Speaker 2: on me. Like I have PTSD, I'm on like four
Speaker 2: different medications. My doctors are trying to figure out what's
Speaker 2: going on. And so you're like, okay, if you're not
Speaker 2: taking note, I'm giving all the legal precautions.
Speaker 3: So I can't go back to work.
Speaker 2: I've said who not to have around me because of
Speaker 2: criminal behavior and my advocate. It's like a weird dynamic,
Speaker 2: but I can if I just could be open. I
Speaker 2: was like severely, like sexually assaulted, and I was having
Speaker 2: a director of the Right Victim Center oversee my work,
Speaker 2: oversee my medical stuff. I mean like they really have
Speaker 2: like a whole team to get victims back together. Okay,
Speaker 2: And I was really fortunate because I guess there's like
Speaker 2: a huge list and I was very fortunate to have
Speaker 2: that help. But if I never had an advocate who
Speaker 2: is looking at my work, looking how work people treated me,
Speaker 2: and she knew everything.
Speaker 3: She even wrote up the email for me to.
Speaker 2: Go back to work because she's like, I know, it
Speaker 2: means a lot to you to just go back and
Speaker 2: act normal and go to work, and like, if we
Speaker 2: just wrote this out and made sure they like consentually
Speaker 2: did all this stuff, it's safe. It's okay for you.
Speaker 2: So I go to work. She thinks everything's good. I
Speaker 2: think everything's good, and then I realized they allow the
Speaker 2: criminal behavior to show up and surprise me and then
Speaker 2: start having like four people attack me.
Speaker 3: They had to pull the cameras off.
Speaker 2: And it was just like so obscene that people who
Speaker 2: basically raised me as a woman from sixteen to whatever
Speaker 2: I was thirty, then that that would keep continuing to
Speaker 2: happen purposely. And when you go report back, yeah, you
Speaker 2: go report back to your advocate advocates from the show.
Speaker 2: Oh no, advocate from the rape vics of I was like,
Speaker 2: let's see if you can go back to work, and
Speaker 2: that's when I learned, like, what why do I keep
Speaker 2: going back to something that is literally never safe? Lies
Speaker 2: to your face, And then they also like pulled me
Speaker 2: off of the job like after the fight, because then
Speaker 2: I was like so aware of my surroundings obviously because
Speaker 2: I was like traumatized at the time. So they couldn't
Speaker 2: really like lie through other producers and I would like
Speaker 2: know what voice it was because I've known them for
Speaker 2: so long.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah they got really.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like after those things happened that they
Speaker 1: still made you look kind of like paint you to
Speaker 1: be the like the bad guy?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah for sure. I mean like the one liners
Speaker 2: that were on the commercials. It was crazy. Yeah, at
Speaker 2: that time.
Speaker 3: It's it's unfortunate.
Speaker 1: It sucks because it's like at those times you realize
Speaker 1: when people invest your time and your livelihood and all
Speaker 1: these things, like you feel like you're a family. You
Speaker 1: talk about family and loyalty and all these things where
Speaker 1: it's like, well, what happens and who's there when I
Speaker 1: actually need you and I'm telling you what I want
Speaker 1: and what I need and what these things to happen
Speaker 1: to make your show continue to go on with these
Speaker 1: clickbait things or whatever, And so it sucks because it's
Speaker 1: just like you're putting like.
Speaker 3: Fed to the wolves almost.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, So it sucks that you had to
Speaker 1: go through that when you're expressing what you want and
Speaker 1: you know things and.
Speaker 2: People watching, yeah, like therapists, doctors, and then you're like
Speaker 2: so is that your final straw at that you know, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that has really been the final straw. And I kind
Speaker 2: of stopped years ago when they would be like, oh,
Speaker 2: we're family, this family.
Speaker 3: And I think because I had such a.
Speaker 2: Toxic there's like books that I have for everyone out
Speaker 2: there with mommy issues. I healed myself, but but.
Speaker 1: There's I think that's you know, it's a that's a
Speaker 1: good thing I think for sharing, you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: like a lot of people don't and yeah, people can't
Speaker 1: talk about it. You know, you can make jokes a
Speaker 1: way whatever, but some people do and they don't ever
Speaker 1: get healed themselves. I think it's a good space to
Speaker 1: you know, let it out.
Speaker 2: So I had this book called Daughters Healing from Narcissistic Mothers,
Speaker 2: and I kept wondering, like even so like the whole
Speaker 2: family dynamic thing of like my mom saying she loves
Speaker 2: me and all these weird things growing up that were
Speaker 2: so out of alignment, so not where love comes from.
Speaker 2: And you know, God bless everyone with like, you know, disorders.
Speaker 2: I have a disorder, but I have to also accountability
Speaker 2: and I can't like be blindsided of who I am
Speaker 2: and what I am and how I can show up
Speaker 2: as the best person, so I can work too, you know,
Speaker 2: And I want to have good relationships and I want
Speaker 2: to work with people. And I think that's what's hindered
Speaker 2: my family, my parents or grandparents. They don't believe in
Speaker 2: mental health. They never wanted to educate me. And then yeah,
Speaker 2: I think there's a TV show more toxic people. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and let's let it go awry and crazy, and then
Speaker 2: you it's not a wonder of like what I ran
Speaker 2: into in my journey and like the ups and downs,
Speaker 2: and I think people just need to be like, wow,
Speaker 2: I probably went through similar things, just not on camera maybe,
Speaker 2: but if you mix this and this and this together,
Speaker 2: we will be getting this and it's just so bad
Speaker 2: for sure.
Speaker 1: And I think it's you know, everybody's journey is different,
Speaker 1: and that's why everybody's pictures isn't always the same. And
Speaker 1: I think that again, the ones that kind of are
Speaker 1: the loudest about things or being the most vocal about
Speaker 1: things that people at the time also so weren't talking
Speaker 1: about mental health and.
Speaker 3: Like what that meant, or like even just feelings.
Speaker 1: People don't like your feelings and you're just like, well no,
Speaker 1: because you know, especially in that generation, like you know,
Speaker 1: people weren't taught what to do with feelings, and those
Speaker 1: were things where like considered bad things. And I think
Speaker 1: that that's why it takes the people homostly, like you
Speaker 1: kind of take it all on the chin for everybody
Speaker 1: else to kind of like go forward is because there
Speaker 1: has to be an advocate to kind of like break
Speaker 1: through is because everyone is a little crazy, but that
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that you're crazy, you know, at the end
Speaker 1: of the day, where it's like people should you know,
Speaker 1: advocate for yourself and you should be allowed to say
Speaker 1: no when your no is no and not to have
Speaker 1: someone you know make you feel in pushing a corner
Speaker 1: or do things like that for their own benefits. So
Speaker 1: it's kind of it's unfortunate those things happen. And I
Speaker 1: think that you know, people kind of think when people
Speaker 1: it doesn't happen to the masses, then it doesn't happen
Speaker 1: at all, unfortunately sometimes within the cracks. But I think
Speaker 1: maybe the severity is why of like to what that
Speaker 1: it means now. I think nowadays people are more speaking
Speaker 1: on those things, but I think that that's why because
Speaker 1: people don't I think it happened to the majority, it
Speaker 1: doesn't happen.
Speaker 3: At all, or they nouralize it in our society for sure.
Speaker 2: When I was like sequestered at up, Oh sorry, I
Speaker 2: don't know if I'm like I'm having my own meeting.
Speaker 2: When I was sequestered twenty eight days in a trauma
Speaker 2: recovery center, I could not work, I couldn't do anything.
Speaker 3: I couldn't have talked to my daughter.
Speaker 2: What age was this? So this was thirty? Hold on
Speaker 2: twenty twenty one? I'm guessing it was. Yeah, it was
Speaker 2: twenty twenty one, we're hold on? Did it maybe? So
Speaker 2: four years ago? Oh my god, time was flying guys.
Speaker 2: My life is so great. It's flying by now. So
Speaker 2: I ended up getting attacked for like another time because
Speaker 2: of the commercials from teen Mom. Okay, it was like
Speaker 2: severe and when.
Speaker 1: You say attacked by your castmates or by people like
Speaker 1: the like outside, so.
Speaker 2: Like right down the street from my house, I went
Speaker 2: up to dinner with two people and they like picked
Speaker 2: me out of the two people, and like it ended
Speaker 2: up I ended up being handcuffed by security off property.
Speaker 2: I like left, I was trying to leave if they
Speaker 2: were like mocking, like I don't know what yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know what was going on, but that's definitely not
Speaker 2: what to do when you show up to work and
Speaker 2: be security for something. And so I waited for my
Speaker 2: friend off property because she was like trying to call
Speaker 2: the cops and and I was just like, we need
Speaker 2: to go, and then like the guy who was with
Speaker 2: us also like just ran away. All this is caught
Speaker 2: on camera and court happened. So yeah, the security came
Speaker 2: off location and then came over and like put me
Speaker 2: on the ground, couldn't get up, cuffed me to them
Speaker 2: while I'm.
Speaker 3: On the ground, and it was like insanity.
Speaker 2: Then they're telling everyone that I hit them, I did
Speaker 2: all this while I'm on the ground, and they've cuffed
Speaker 2: themselves like broad daylight kidnap me. They're saying all these
Speaker 2: lives and gaslighting. And I think when I went to
Speaker 2: this trauma center for this, like that was like the
Speaker 2: last draw I couldn't And so this is like the
Speaker 2: weird thing I couldn't keep from all these assaults and
Speaker 2: all these things that kept happening and stacking up and
Speaker 2: my relationships just like I just turned into a hermit. Honestly,
Speaker 2: I didn't even.
Speaker 3: Like people, and I was like scared.
Speaker 2: That was just like the catalyst of seeing like when
Speaker 2: I had to do like all this journaling in the
Speaker 2: center when I was there, When I think back to
Speaker 2: all these things, it was just like, why was I
Speaker 2: around the gas lighting that we normalized in society that
Speaker 2: was always like so sensitive? After my assault, I just
Speaker 2: like couldn't find the words like.
Speaker 3: Why am I so sensitive to this?
Speaker 2: But then I like went to the trauma center learned
Speaker 2: all these words like for what I was dealing with.
Speaker 2: I was so uneducated about what we need to know,
Speaker 2: and then I knew, like, Okay, this is the game
Speaker 2: of life that all of us are living in. I
Speaker 2: never needed all that on me, And now I see
Speaker 2: we normalize everyday gaslighting and that's like why some people,
Speaker 2: like for press are like, oh, fake news, but it's
Speaker 2: actually gaslighting news, not correct probably the reverse situation, and
Speaker 2: that does shape our brains differently. Then you get comfortable
Speaker 2: with those things, and then you keep just stirring the
Speaker 2: pots during the pot and you have so much drama,
Speaker 2: so much trauma and all this stuff, right, and that's
Speaker 2: why I turned.
Speaker 3: Into what I was turned into.
Speaker 2: And then when I just like reclaimed my life and
Speaker 2: so I do think, you know now looking back, and
Speaker 2: nothing's done, nothing's done in court right now. But I
Speaker 2: do think all the narcissists, I do think all the
Speaker 2: gas lighters. I do think all the abuse that I
Speaker 2: went through, because if I never had enough of it,
Speaker 2: we all have our own low in life. Once you've
Speaker 2: had enough, you will go get the help, you will
Speaker 2: go conquer your.
Speaker 3: Own identity and have the biggest self love.
Speaker 2: And like you're like, ah, you know, it's just like.
Speaker 3: This moment of you and you and it's just like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's a rebirth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a great feeling.
Speaker 3: It's all those things.
Speaker 1: And again it's like not a lot of people are
Speaker 1: willing to go inward because it's ugly and it's scary.
Speaker 1: It's all those things, and that's why it's like some
Speaker 1: people have to hit the rock bottom, and everybody's rock
Speaker 1: bottom is a little bit different.
Speaker 3: But it's so much more self rewarding.
Speaker 1: Doing the work and kind of seeing like why these
Speaker 1: things are happening, because it's like, you know, it's unfortunate
Speaker 1: and we can be like you know, you said you
Speaker 1: have to take accountability for certain things and what we
Speaker 1: go through. But it's also like awareness, you didn't know
Speaker 1: any better schools, you weren't given to these things where
Speaker 1: it's like if you weren't putting certain situations, outcomes could
Speaker 1: have been different and you just don't know. So it's
Speaker 1: like at the end of the day, it's like you
Speaker 1: were a kid and you know, being like that, sometimes
Speaker 1: we get stuck in that trauma where it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: when I see people now after doing work myself, it's
Speaker 1: like I see the people where they're stuck at. So
Speaker 1: it's like I just see like that age where it's
Speaker 1: like you know, you just you want help, but you
Speaker 1: don't know how to or like you know, when people
Speaker 1: are like where they their education level comes from, or
Speaker 1: their emotional estate comes from, or how you fight or
Speaker 1: how you do those things, it kind of lashes out
Speaker 1: in those ways. So it's like and then you know,
Speaker 1: you can't teach that. You have to give them the water,
Speaker 1: let them drink it themselves.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is. It is like a sad situation and luckily,
Speaker 2: like my daughter doesn't need to go to that low,
Speaker 2: low extent.
Speaker 1: But that's also part of like gossip, being you know,
Speaker 1: a great mom and like having those things where like
Speaker 1: breaking the generational curses and really doing the work. And
Speaker 1: like you said from your you know, parents and how
Speaker 1: you were shown love wasn't what you needed and how
Speaker 1: you needed it. Yeah, and it was chaotic in a situation.
Speaker 1: So you were really adamant about changing that and you know,
Speaker 1: making that a big thing. And I think that that's
Speaker 1: a beautiful thing and should be you know, celebrated.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I celebrated every day.
Speaker 3: Girl. What is your relationship with you with your parents now?
Speaker 2: So, I like, because of my daughter just being like
Speaker 2: so anti toxicity when I don't know mes like toxic
Speaker 2: add some more, my daughter is like so no toxicity.
Speaker 2: So that means like she blocks all my parents, all
Speaker 2: of her extended family. She's never had an issue blocking them.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. I've always had an issue like, oh but
Speaker 2: you yeah, out are the tools verse. So I didn't
Speaker 2: have something to go back on. So it's like, you
Speaker 2: know me, it's like I got to retrain my brain.
Speaker 2: Especially with ADHD and an attentive disorder. I'll just forget
Speaker 2: who I just like, you know, I'll just be like
Speaker 2: I don't even know what happened. It's so weird with me.
Speaker 2: But she doesn't forget stuff and she keeps me in
Speaker 2: line as her mom, and she's always like, you're being
Speaker 2: too nice, you're being too kind, Like that's a fake person,
Speaker 2: this is not real. I really am blessed to not
Speaker 2: even have like an amazing daughter, but like a true quality,
Speaker 2: trustworthy human on this planet at this time in my life.
Speaker 2: I'm really blessed for her.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I was blocking my family.
Speaker 2: I unblock them because truly, I just let everyone do
Speaker 2: their own life now and I don't have to respond
Speaker 2: to text messages, Like it's okay to have things sent
Speaker 2: to me now. I am such a capable able person
Speaker 2: to deal with that now. But I don't respond. I'm
Speaker 2: just never gonna, you know, get more tickets to the
Speaker 2: circus anymore.
Speaker 1: It's your boundary. Yeah, and that's and that's okay. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I feel like it's more power. It's you have more power.
Speaker 1: Not blocking is what I like to do because I
Speaker 1: like to see it. So it's like I can choose
Speaker 1: to respond to it or now I like to. But
Speaker 1: I also know the playing field, right, Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: where you're coming from. If you see that we're in
Speaker 1: a better place or not like things like that. For me,
Speaker 1: it's like it gives more power and then yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes not answering is powerful too.
Speaker 2: Yes, I have to say, though I do test myself
Speaker 2: by like unblocking everyone whatever. I'm like, I truly I
Speaker 2: like a challenge now, and I'm like, okay, I need
Speaker 2: to set with how I feel about these people. And
Speaker 2: even though like people who fired me are coming to
Speaker 2: my comedy show, like, I'm just like I can sit
Speaker 2: with that. Yeah, I do to make you feel yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, I'm just like I don't know what to say,
Speaker 2: but I'm just like, well, I don't know why you're
Speaker 2: coming out. But I also did hire an opening, like
Speaker 2: an opening comic who has talked shi t about me
Speaker 2: for seventeen years. And I think I'm just like I'm
Speaker 2: in the mood to raise the stakes in a positive
Speaker 2: strong like empower myself, like dig deeper in life, expand
Speaker 2: my horizons because I'm just feeling so good, good and
Speaker 2: so yeah, so it's like cool, don't like me make
Speaker 2: jokes about that. I don't know what you're doing in
Speaker 2: the crowd. But it's like, also, if someone were to
Speaker 2: sue me and then also be like showing up to
Speaker 2: my comedy, I'm gonna have to be okay with that.
Speaker 3: These are public places for sure.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know, I don't have any more like
Speaker 2: control trips. I think I used to have like power
Speaker 2: control tripping like dynamics, and I feel like, let me
Speaker 2: let go. Okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So it's kind of like said, any of.
Speaker 1: Your co stars that now have these only fans, have
Speaker 1: they reached out for collaboration?
Speaker 3: No, would you?
Speaker 2: I know I consider any of them.
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I think I've made everybody enough money over there.
Speaker 1: Okay, so do you that means you don't speak to
Speaker 1: any of them.
Speaker 2: So I did start unblocking some of them, Okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: that's the first step. I did decide to come back
Speaker 2: out to New York and do one of their podcasts
Speaker 2: to like support Okay, yeah, you know, she made a
Speaker 2: whole big deal out of me blocking her, and I
Speaker 2: feel like where I'm coming from is I don't care
Speaker 2: about making drama about if I blocked you or not,
Speaker 2: like I needed a break. I needed to like, I
Speaker 2: don't lis for you. Yeah, It's like, if we're going
Speaker 2: to keep repeating some toxic teen mom stuff, that's not
Speaker 2: why I signed up for the show anyway.
Speaker 3: And I think a lot of them. Again, you mentioned
Speaker 3: like seeing some people in their stuck.
Speaker 2: Points or like yeah, and I see it real with
Speaker 2: these moms.
Speaker 1: So it's easier to I feel like, kind of like
Speaker 1: you said, let go, let it go in a sense,
Speaker 1: because it's like you have to meet people sometimes where
Speaker 1: they are and then at that point it's like when
Speaker 1: we get to those over a thing, it's like I
Speaker 1: can't make you want to do anything.
Speaker 3: You have to want it for yourself.
Speaker 2: So you know what, peace is great over here. I
Speaker 2: love some peace.
Speaker 1: So with all that being said, what is one thing
Speaker 1: that you've left in your past, like a crazy Hollywood
Speaker 1: story that doesn't involve you necessarily, but something that like
Speaker 1: that was you were part Like you've talked about, you know,
Speaker 1: the whole thing right now with your friend and coming out,
Speaker 1: But like, what's something that's kind of crazy that maybe
Speaker 1: didn't get picked up by the press.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't think any of my wildest
Speaker 2: moments were not caught in the press.
Speaker 3: And I think that because I think a lot of
Speaker 3: people like to act.
Speaker 2: Wild and stir my life up to get pressed. I
Speaker 2: do feel like the wildest saying I like truly to
Speaker 2: stay that taught me a lot. Was when and I like,
Speaker 2: oh god, was when I was literally like hanging at
Speaker 2: the pool at the Beverly Hilton. I supposed to have
Speaker 2: a lovely day. Mark Cuban was there are all these
Speaker 2: people just chilling and I don't know, but the person
Speaker 2: like so my friends inviting me and my daughter and
Speaker 2: my girlfriends were like doing their own thing. But the
Speaker 2: guy who they were there seeing.
Speaker 3: Ended up having such an issue with me.
Speaker 1: That he I don't know, was like just your existence
Speaker 1: being there or like something like something happened, like was
Speaker 1: being said.
Speaker 3: So I wasn't okay with how he was like man
Speaker 3: handling my friends. Kay. He just had drank away too much.
Speaker 2: It was like getting insane and I was just like, no,
Speaker 2: we're not doing that, Like what if someone did that
Speaker 2: to you, Like you need.
Speaker 3: To stop that.
Speaker 2: Anyways, I needed to go take a break from it.
Speaker 2: And I just was like, you know what, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go outside, like this is your friend and like I've
Speaker 2: had a lovely day.
Speaker 3: This is like a bad ending to the day. And
Speaker 3: my daughter wasn't there obviously anymore.
Speaker 2: I was like nighttime, I was outside getting air a
Speaker 2: police officer oddly who I knew in Beverly Hills when
Speaker 2: I was living there, who also.
Speaker 3: Helped me because someone had stolen a car of mine.
Speaker 3: He just like says, hi to me, We're cordial. He
Speaker 3: goes in the hotel. Then I walk in because now I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, okay, this is great. I like the other obserts. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm calm now, and all the security and the police
Speaker 2: officer who I knew now were basically saying They're going
Speaker 2: to take me to jail for what I don't even know.
Speaker 2: And then I go, okay, so you locked me out
Speaker 2: of those doors. My cell phone, my bag's in there.
Speaker 2: I will be getting that and I will be leaving,
Speaker 2: like I don't even know what is going on. So
Speaker 2: the longe of the short is they said I was trespassing,
Speaker 2: but I was a customer all day. Yeah, they had
Speaker 2: my car and ballet. Still, Yeah, wasn't trestpassing. And I
Speaker 2: guess they've done this to a bunch of women. I
Speaker 2: had to sit in jail overnight, and I did raise
Speaker 2: hell to that officer who I thought I could be friend. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So yeah, while I was sitting in that Beverly Hills
Speaker 2: jail cell and then coming out, I think that was
Speaker 2: like the wildest thing of my life. And then only
Speaker 2: what people saw and what.
Speaker 1: They heard, because once you say it's like they disbelieve
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter like you said, like this stuff comes
Speaker 1: out to be untrue whatever, Like why do you feel
Speaker 1: like you're targeted for all these lawsuits and like things
Speaker 1: of people coming at you?
Speaker 2: So yeah, I think it was like an LA thing.
Speaker 3: Is that like why you moved?
Speaker 2: And like, oh yes, I am never habitually been like
Speaker 2: orchestrated from security like in LA. That's why I refuse, Seriously,
Speaker 2: I refuse to work in LA right now, Like it's wild.
Speaker 2: Everyone's like I need to move to LA to get work.
Speaker 2: I'm like, now I've started in Iowa, i can do
Speaker 2: it anywhere. And so yeah, I come to New York
Speaker 2: and I'm just in and out and I just I'm
Speaker 2: so much happier. I like New York mindsets like for sure,
Speaker 2: just work and have a good time and like.
Speaker 3: Do what you love.
Speaker 2: I love it here. That's why I moved here too.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 1: Was there anybody you were pleasantly surprised that, like we're
Speaker 1: shocked by when you did start an OnlyFans and kind
Speaker 1: of like doing more adult stuff in the beginning.
Speaker 2: I mean, just the people who saw me from like
Speaker 2: sixteen and pregnant straight up.
Speaker 1: But you would think, I feel like in those people unfortunately,
Speaker 1: Like you would think that those would be like the
Speaker 1: ones waiting in line, because that's kind of what most
Speaker 1: people were, like wait until you were legal enough.
Speaker 3: To do that kind of thing.
Speaker 2: So I wouldn't say, Oh, I don't know, but is
Speaker 2: there anybody like a family?
Speaker 1: They were like crazy, I guess coming from something that
Speaker 1: is such like, you know, a clean thing of being,
Speaker 1: like is it really good?
Speaker 2: I guess in a sense, but I guess yeah, sixteen
Speaker 2: And look I was talking about this to a lot
Speaker 2: of people today. Uh. They were bringing up like sixteen
Speaker 2: and pregnant episodes teen mom and I'm sorry that was
Speaker 2: like soft core porn, like the pregnancy posset. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: Like I'm I know that there's naked poses on a
Speaker 2: line or o app okay that are the same exact
Speaker 2: pose of how people like saw me giving birth straight up.
Speaker 2: Like so I don't know, but I look back and
Speaker 2: I'm like, what direction was I really going in? Like
Speaker 2: who works when they're giving birth? Everyone gets like even
Speaker 2: men now get extended time off of work. They didn't
Speaker 2: even give birth. I'm just saying I.
Speaker 3: Needed it on TV.
Speaker 2: I just kept working.
Speaker 1: Who's been one of the rudest TV personalities or celebrities
Speaker 1: that has come across through your career.
Speaker 3: I you know, I don't even want to pick on anyone,
Speaker 3: but I'm just answering it. Honestly.
Speaker 2: I was actually taking back when I was at an
Speaker 2: award show for like MTV or something, and it was
Speaker 2: like the Music Awards I believe Ellen Degeneress was hosting
Speaker 2: that year or something. Well, anyways, she ended up being
Speaker 2: by us. I was like, oh my god, I kind
Speaker 2: of want to say hi to her because she led
Speaker 2: that it was like such an approachable show that she was,
Speaker 2: you know, having, and it was like cold shoulder, and
Speaker 2: I think I was just like hmm, But then it's
Speaker 2: not h anymore because life is full circle. Her show
Speaker 2: and didn't got canceled because of her behavior, and even
Speaker 2: though she went on to do a comedy special and
Speaker 2: you know, do her like I don't know, however she
Speaker 2: presents herself thing.
Speaker 3: I'm still like hmm.
Speaker 2: I don't really know if anyone was really picking on her,
Speaker 2: but she was not welcoming when everyone was talking and
Speaker 2: being welcoming.
Speaker 3: So I think, yeah, Ellen degenerous, what is.
Speaker 1: Dating like for miss Farrah at the moment? I know
Speaker 1: you're just about to start this comedy tour, but what's
Speaker 1: dating like?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I thought I would do comedy and hopefully date
Speaker 2: through that. I am single for real. And my last
Speaker 2: boyfriend literally asked me out at a stroke club is.
Speaker 3: This the one that's going to be performing on?
Speaker 2: And ironically I did not know something about where I
Speaker 2: am doing my comedy stand up at. I was like here,
Speaker 2: I know, I know I was talking about like a boyfriend.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, well, over boyfriends. But I broke up
Speaker 2: with him like a week later. It's I just I
Speaker 2: think I wanted to just delete a dating app in
Speaker 2: the Stroke club with him and be like, oh I
Speaker 2: met my person because.
Speaker 3: He wanted to do that.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to check something off your list, right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Haven't done this, boom okay. And then I did a
Speaker 2: week of it. We tried it and we did like
Speaker 2: a one week anniversary dinner. Oh no, and if that's redfly,
Speaker 2: that's never gonna work out. If you can do that, yeah,
Speaker 2: And I made him like get me roses and all
Speaker 2: this stuff that I always do.
Speaker 3: I love love bombing.
Speaker 2: I like love keeping the love bombing going, which is
Speaker 2: so bad, so toxic, a toxic okay, And like semi gafs,
Speaker 2: we don't even have to meet. We'll just have like
Speaker 2: a long distance relationship that is something toxic. That I
Speaker 2: do sounds like an only Fans page in real life,
Speaker 2: Like you know, I'm just like it's so crazy, And
Speaker 2: I do have to say, I think only fans policy
Speaker 2: is for like literally changing my life and kind of
Speaker 2: like getting me to probably just just like date better
Speaker 2: and like be aware.
Speaker 1: Of things as far as like maybe like raising standards
Speaker 1: or what do you mean by life?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I just feel like from the date that
Speaker 2: I met on a dating app and when we were
Speaker 2: like at the Gentleman's club and he asked me to
Speaker 2: be his girlfriend there, I feel like it really just
Speaker 2: like was like hmm, like how does this work? Like
Speaker 2: I just it's like you're throwing money and all these
Speaker 2: girls you brought me with you, like you know that
Speaker 2: I get paid to come to clubs. I just it
Speaker 2: puts into perspective a little bit of like am I
Speaker 2: here for your ego? Your dopamine fill all these things
Speaker 2: you need to compensate me for that, I just because
Speaker 2: I don't extend myself that much.
Speaker 1: But have you ever thot a sense of like because
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying. I think it plays with
Speaker 1: my mind and I you know, I get it because
Speaker 1: for me being in the adult industry, for you know,
Speaker 1: seventeen years, like you're a perspective of certain things, you
Speaker 1: start to mind shift, right because it's like one way
Speaker 1: and then it's like men are all this way or
Speaker 1: like where it becomes a thing for me. I think that, yes,
Speaker 1: one could be true, but I think there's also too
Speaker 1: in a sense where it's like I like to live
Speaker 1: in a space where it's like I think that more
Speaker 1: people than not kind of like are with people just
Speaker 1: because they're bored or they want to be with somebody,
Speaker 1: and like that's why like things don't work out and
Speaker 1: like these toxic relationships when things happen and da da
Speaker 1: yeahause people aren't self aware. Where it's like if you
Speaker 1: really ask yourself, like what are your standards and requirements
Speaker 1: and like your needs of a relationship and how does
Speaker 1: that like what does that look like for somebody? And
Speaker 1: I think if you really do that, then you could
Speaker 1: find someone who maybe likes equally going to strip clubs,
Speaker 1: but not because in a sense of a whatever way
Speaker 1: of like in a negative way, but they want to
Speaker 1: find someone to experience that way, so that maybe finding
Speaker 1: someone like yourself who allows yourself to get booked to.
Speaker 3: Work in those things.
Speaker 1: You're comfortable in those settings, so they're like, oh, she's
Speaker 1: open minded. So it's like not in a sense of
Speaker 1: negative and a money grab, but a sense of oh,
Speaker 1: I've found someone who's smart, business minded, all these things,
Speaker 1: and she I can look at girls that shake ass
Speaker 1: and she likes girls that are attractive too.
Speaker 2: When ye, because that's how I send Because I mean
Speaker 2: he did say that, yeah, straight up with saying that,
Speaker 2: he was like, oh, I couldn't do this with my
Speaker 2: ex wife, dada YadA yah.
Speaker 1: And that again proves the point of like being with
Speaker 1: people who just openly saying what you need and want
Speaker 1: and not being shamed because his ex wife probably was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're a pig.
Speaker 2: 're this whatever.
Speaker 1: It's like he may not even fuck these people. He
Speaker 1: may want to, yeah, but at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: it's like we have needs and once for a lot
Speaker 1: of things. But that's why it's like it gets puts.
Speaker 3: Perspective into like what I am.
Speaker 1: I think men who are in relationships want and they're
Speaker 1: telling all these things or like or the worst is
Speaker 1: to me is like, oh I have to hurry up
Speaker 1: and jerk off because my girls at the store. What
Speaker 1: like that to me is worse than like you know
Speaker 1: what I mean in those situations where it's like but
Speaker 1: you get to like how easily the mind's psyche is.
Speaker 3: For a man to like the short intention span mm hm.
Speaker 2: I have a really short intention span too, And I
Speaker 2: think I can do all the fun stuff with someone,
Speaker 2: but common basic needs as a woman that I need
Speaker 2: to be in my feminine and play like this good
Speaker 2: dynamic in rhythm with someone who I date that has
Speaker 2: to be secure and that person promised over and over
Speaker 2: like security and these things and every time failed at it.
Speaker 3: And they have assistance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have drivers, they have money, they have the car,
Speaker 2: they have the look like all the luxury clothes like
Speaker 2: they have that. Yeah, but when you fall short of
Speaker 2: falling through on your word.
Speaker 3: That's all we have really. All the other stuff is
Speaker 3: just can be taken away. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So if you don't at least follow through on that.
Speaker 1: Well, the next person who asked to be their girlfriend
Speaker 1: in the first immediately the strip club just say no,
Speaker 1: oh no, I've already done it. Unless it never happen,
Speaker 1: unless it's not tomorrow, you know that you can consider yes,
Speaker 1: of course, so do dating apps even, Like can you
Speaker 1: even really go on there without even like it being
Speaker 1: there looking you up or any of.
Speaker 3: That, Like how do you actually date? I think it's
Speaker 3: so fun to be on the dating apps.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I did a like a twelve step dating course
Speaker 2: for like twelve weeks. I'm part of this alum group
Speaker 2: and I just got to chat with the girls like
Speaker 2: last week, Like it just feeds my spirit up.
Speaker 3: Keep dating and keep having fun out there.
Speaker 2: But I, like I mentioned, there's like some guys who
Speaker 2: are like, I'm mad with the teen mom are my
Speaker 2: interest is teen mom, Like there are just weird things
Speaker 2: that are like in this sphere on dating apps.
Speaker 3: For me, And what's the weirdest date you've ever been on?
Speaker 2: I just have totally taken dates of people who are like,
Speaker 2: like there's this one guy who was I don't know,
Speaker 2: I was getting like my shoulder worked on from being
Speaker 2: attacked and he remembered me and then recently reached out
Speaker 2: this year and was like, you came to see me
Speaker 2: to get help on your shoulder when you.
Speaker 3: First moved to Austin. Let's go on a date. I
Speaker 3: would love to treat you. And like it was wild.
Speaker 2: It was like weird because he rented a Ferrari. It
Speaker 2: wasn't even his he like rented a house. It was
Speaker 2: like going beyond.
Speaker 3: Did he tell you that these things were rented or
Speaker 3: you just don't say anything prior to the date.
Speaker 2: It was like I had to discover who I was
Speaker 2: on a date with. And I think like if you
Speaker 2: work in an office and you've met me and then
Speaker 2: you want to act like an other taking out on
Speaker 2: a date, it's just like, don't do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a bit weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it was bizarre.
Speaker 1: It's not very Texas, Like are you finding something you want?
Speaker 1: Like cowboys?
Speaker 3: He just doesn't matter. I'm such like I would prefer
Speaker 3: like just a CEO a boss.
Speaker 2: I kind of think now tech is my thing, Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't know. There's technology everywhere where I live and
Speaker 2: men who work in that everywhere where I'm at in Austin,
Speaker 2: do you love Austin. I think you want to stay
Speaker 2: there for long term? Man, I can't think of any
Speaker 2: other place. I mean, my trauma center was there. I
Speaker 2: just I find nature and peace and good views in Austin,
Speaker 2: and I just, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I like to be there and I like to like
Speaker 1: fly to New York and work. I think it's like,
Speaker 1: it's very peaceful. I went to school in San Marcos,
Speaker 1: so I have a special place for Austin. Austin it's
Speaker 1: very you know.
Speaker 2: It's very It's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're quite often all right, all right, we're gonna
Speaker 1: get with truth with Texas, We're gonna we warmed you
Speaker 1: up In We're going to get a little bit more romantic, kinky.
Speaker 3: Naughty, spicy, spicy.
Speaker 2: I hope you're Boddy.
Speaker 1: We're gonna warm me up a little bit more before
Speaker 1: I really die. How has your views on sex and
Speaker 1: intimacy evolved over the years.
Speaker 2: Like, I have relationship cards. You can choose green, yellow,
Speaker 2: red for how close or how distant you want to be.
Speaker 2: I think like my intimacy is really like I really
Speaker 2: want to connect with the person and know them.
Speaker 3: Okay, I invest in relationship skills. Now, okay, we love that,
Speaker 3: all right?
Speaker 1: Would you consider yourself a romantic?
Speaker 2: I am obsessed with romance. I would write like a romance,
Speaker 2: a comedy romance, like yeah, and cast myself and be like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, is this is this my life? If
Speaker 2: I actually got married, like I love romance.
Speaker 1: So in that picture perfect world, what would be a
Speaker 1: perfect date for miss Farah? Or like my perfect husband?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, how far can we go? We can hear
Speaker 1: about me infesting? I love speaking this into existence. So
Speaker 1: if we want to talk, let's talk about your perfect husband?
Speaker 1: What does your husband look like?
Speaker 2: I've never been married, I've never Yeah, how.
Speaker 3: Many times have you been engaged?
Speaker 2: I mean my daughter's father in high school? Purpose, but
Speaker 2: that's like not legitimate. I gave the ring back and
Speaker 2: then I bought my second engagement ring and then had
Speaker 2: to call that off, so not really, you know, Okay.
Speaker 3: So we're not parents.
Speaker 1: She's zero four zero I honestly though, But honestly, I
Speaker 1: think it's great because I feel like if it would
Speaker 1: have happened before and those things happen, it would have
Speaker 1: been horrible.
Speaker 3: Because I feel like.
Speaker 1: I feel like talking to you now, I feel like
Speaker 1: you're such a different person than me meeting just meeting
Speaker 1: you briefly before, and I'm more of an energy person
Speaker 1: and just be people that way, where it's like you're
Speaker 1: such in a better place.
Speaker 2: Now too, weren't a good relationship and.
Speaker 3: Not just a relationship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think that that's the important part, where
Speaker 1: it's like you don't need someone just because you're bored,
Speaker 1: You have too much going on that, you have a daughter,
Speaker 1: you have all these things that are really good for
Speaker 1: you already, where it's like, now we just have to
Speaker 1: find the missing puzzle piece.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so what does that missing puzzle piece.
Speaker 2: Look like for you? I think the missing puzzle piece
Speaker 2: looks like someone who may not need to have a
Speaker 2: baby and a child with me. It's someone who is
Speaker 2: is that off the table? Though it's not off the table.
Speaker 2: I just don't like going on dates and being pressured. Okay,
Speaker 2: the amazing man would probably be like my biggest teacher
Speaker 2: in life. He could help enhance what I already know,
Speaker 2: teaching new things. We can go around the world together,
Speaker 2: we can have a beautiful home together. Just super supportive
Speaker 2: and growth minded and secure. I like, I know it's
Speaker 2: out there. I see it all the time. A lot
Speaker 2: of my girlfriends have it, and yeah, I've really work
Speaker 2: for you. Yeah, so I'm just here. Yeah, she's here
Speaker 2: and it's gonna come for you for sure. Again we're
Speaker 2: here again.
Speaker 1: Manifesting, manifesting and speaking it into the world world. I
Speaker 1: think is like the best part in the first part,
Speaker 1: and like the more you do it, the more you
Speaker 1: said you see it, you see different levels of like
Speaker 1: how what love is and how look that is, and
Speaker 1: so your person will come Yeah, most from it took
Speaker 1: place that you've been to.
Speaker 3: Ooh, Maldives.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, hands down, no, right away? How do you
Speaker 2: cope with heartbreak? I go get ketymine treatment from a doctor?
Speaker 3: How long have you been doing Kenemine treatments?
Speaker 2: So I finished the first like they say, just do
Speaker 2: twelve and then you can keep doing maintenance like once
Speaker 2: a week. So I started in Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: think it was like December.
Speaker 1: Making you do bath.
Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, like you're like, I just like everything's a
Speaker 2: blur right out, but maybe December of last year and
Speaker 2: then I've just continued and I think it's been like beautiful.
Speaker 2: The reason why I knew Kenemino was good for breakup
Speaker 2: heartbreak whatever. I was actually on a date, a zoom date,
Speaker 2: not even a real date. I was suspicious about this
Speaker 2: guy and I was like, are you married? Like what's up? Okay?
Speaker 3: Because he said he had kids.
Speaker 2: And he goes, I am married.
Speaker 3: I am getting a divorce.
Speaker 2: But the reason why I am open to dating is
Speaker 2: because I actually am about to finish ketemine treatment so
Speaker 2: that I could actually just like kind of like really
Speaker 2: get past it. And he's like, I am totally seriously good.
Speaker 2: And I know it's hard to believe because we haven't
Speaker 2: finalized our divorce. So this guy really and showed me
Speaker 2: words yeah and yeah. So we weren't gonna work out
Speaker 2: because I don't believe in dating anyone who's married. But
Speaker 2: I really appreciate my dating fun.
Speaker 1: But I think it's like people come into your life
Speaker 1: for a reason or a season, right, And I think
Speaker 1: that like sometimes you need those people to kind of
Speaker 1: introduce you to those things and also have be living
Speaker 1: proof of something that you kind of like no or
Speaker 1: need trust at some point, you know.
Speaker 2: What I mean. But people were like doing like I
Speaker 2: don't know who would like talk about Kenneedy like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm doing it, like I don't even know, like not
Speaker 2: like safe with the doctor. I do everything safe with
Speaker 2: the doctor. I don't do like weird psychedelic trips or
Speaker 2: I don't have time for that as a mom, Like
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: What we're doing a scheduled time and we're gonna get
Speaker 1: it done and we're gonna and this is what's happening,
Speaker 1: and it really is needed.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, like at the volume that I take it,
Speaker 2: like I also have to do like you can also
Speaker 2: get like motion sickness from the Kennydian stuff, and I
Speaker 2: didn't believe it and I wasn't taking like whatever that
Speaker 2: tablet is that anyone could take for like motion sea sickness,
Speaker 2: whatever they do for not moving or something, and maybe
Speaker 2: it was like something like that. And yeah, without doing
Speaker 2: that with that, I was getting violently like sick.
Speaker 3: So it was like should I continue to do this?
Speaker 3: And but yeah, no joke, do twelve.
Speaker 2: Your whole life will change. I started. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: ready to do comedy like buck it, let me go,
Speaker 2: let's go all in, strap up. Uh sex on the
Speaker 2: first date. Hmm, I really am against it. Okay, is
Speaker 2: it like do you have a number or is it
Speaker 2: just the first date. I'm really against it, but sometimes
Speaker 2: it happens. Everyone. I'm not gonna lie, okay, And then
Speaker 2: I'm like I already know it wasn't gonna work out,
Speaker 2: Like I have these weird things right, Like I just
Speaker 2: want to know, Like, Okay, can I just like describe
Speaker 2: or maybe I should just stay on topic.
Speaker 3: I'll just stand now.
Speaker 2: I'd love we should describe. Okay, this last situation, Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: my little short boyfriend, like my boyfriend in a short time,
Speaker 2: your weak boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, did you tell him you loved him?
Speaker 3: Oh no, Okay, good.
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering if you follow, if you're like falling
Speaker 1: in line with the script, and like, because he's telling you,
Speaker 1: I'm sure pretty close that he loves you. If he's
Speaker 1: telling you all this stuff, was promising security and all
Speaker 1: these things that he's doing really close to being like,
Speaker 1: I just love you. I've never felt this way about
Speaker 1: anybody else, and it's just gonna be me and you.
Speaker 2: And yeah he was a little wild, but he also
Speaker 2: like had like you guys, like some men have like
Speaker 2: a rectile dysfunction, and like is that.
Speaker 1: What he had?
Speaker 2: Like in the way, Okay, So I always say there's
Speaker 2: two guys of a rectile dysfunction.
Speaker 3: There's the kind where someone willay and like that also is.
Speaker 2: Like an insecurity for some men, like they'll just like
Speaker 2: go quick, go quick, and they like they'll even have
Speaker 2: to like four or five times a day just to
Speaker 2: like kind of like last longer, last longer, lasts longer.
Speaker 3: And there's like an app for men to fix that
Speaker 3: as well, with.
Speaker 2: That erectile dysfunction. And I've dated a man like, I've
Speaker 2: dated a man like that. I've actually been at the
Speaker 2: neurologist with the man like that to fix that and
Speaker 2: then pay for him to get it fixed. Oh never, okay,
Speaker 2: like and I think it's like free for men. But anyways,
Speaker 2: the neurologist who also did his vasectomy for me, because
Speaker 2: if you got to go that many times, someone could
Speaker 2: get pregnant.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm saying, drop it.
Speaker 2: I don't do sex with fear, so we're gonna just
Speaker 2: do it the right way, okay. And it's like you
Speaker 2: get a ball lipt when you have like a visection.
Speaker 3: It's really cool. I've been just so biddy and I
Speaker 3: have the same doctor and all while your boyfriends get vasecton.
Speaker 2: Sure do even the guys who are cheating on their wives.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're going to get the visit.
Speaker 3: So wild time's and good fun. So the same doctor.
Speaker 2: Sees me with all the you know, like the men
Speaker 2: who need to get asectates.
Speaker 3: But then there's the other type.
Speaker 2: Of discount card at this point, like men just get
Speaker 2: it for free. But it's like funny when you dress up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: when you dress up, was like the naughty nurse. No
Speaker 2: one forgets you in the office. And I've had also
Speaker 2: like fans see me and I was taking pictures and
Speaker 2: having so much fun at the neurologist.
Speaker 3: But anyways, love them snipped but equipped.
Speaker 2: All right, So that's sur phrase. If you don't have
Speaker 2: the shirt, I'm sorry you're missing out. Guys.
Speaker 3: Hilarious.
Speaker 2: The other one it's so boring to talk about, but
Speaker 2: it happens. It's like we're it's like and then you
Speaker 2: take like a viagra of whatever kind of short that.
Speaker 3: You like, and then it's like a BBC.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: It's like crazy, but you can't go from micro to bby.
Speaker 3: It's not like one of those fucking things when you're
Speaker 3: a kid.
Speaker 1: It goes into water in a because I've seen a mic.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter how much it doesn't go to a
Speaker 1: baby c. I got a video on my own up
Speaker 1: about this is a special this is a special man,
Speaker 1: because I have seen a lot of things in my
Speaker 1: day and I have, but not that one.
Speaker 2: But you can, I, oh, ask all right, literally say
Speaker 2: it micro scare me like there's very I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know if I can actually date this person
Speaker 2: at all. That's why it lasted a week.
Speaker 3: You were experimenting, You're like, well, I was like, I.
Speaker 2: Was like, do I still got it? Do I still
Speaker 2: got it? Do I still got it? And no joke, Nope,
Speaker 2: it is not even that didn't even have to touch it.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 2: And I was dangling like like a collar and a
Speaker 2: chain before dinner and while we were out and just
Speaker 2: like having fun and like the fantasy is going. He's
Speaker 2: getting worked up.
Speaker 3: On his own like I'm not having to do a
Speaker 3: damn thing. He just.
Speaker 2: He just preak. He made sure, Yeah, made sure. But
Speaker 2: yeah that was now a BBC after.
Speaker 1: Legit, Like so, but do you even get off to
Speaker 1: that though, like or do you get off to the
Speaker 1: dobbing part of like your mind sucking him because you
Speaker 1: said earlier it's like more of a mental thing for him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. I was trying to how do you
Speaker 3: get off?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm a tricky bitch, but I will
Speaker 2: say I have more fun with a challenge like a
Speaker 2: rectile dysfunction.
Speaker 3: The negative born way.
Speaker 1: He seemed very like stingy with like you'll hold like
Speaker 1: you'll hold back and saying either you won't say like
Speaker 1: you'll like hold back.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm a stingy bit. And I think that's also
Speaker 2: why he was more interested. More interested, I mean, like.
Speaker 3: It's a game. Yeah, I guess you know what.
Speaker 2: I like to make a game out of anything. I
Speaker 2: gamify it's a real thing. Like they teach us this
Speaker 2: in writing for shows. Gamify everything like TikTok, gamify it
Speaker 2: gains it. And I think I have gamified sex to
Speaker 2: such a significant degree.
Speaker 3: And I gotta say I've ever getten. I shouldn't even
Speaker 3: say this. I've been getting eight out so damn good.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, so that's your goats?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well for yeah, I'm like, if I see at
Speaker 2: any pots, I'm like, then just eat it. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: know what to do. And if that fucking sex.
Speaker 1: But I think that that at that point, like they
Speaker 1: have to be good at that because if you have
Speaker 1: nothing to bring to the table, like what are we doing,
Speaker 1: It's just it's just a waste of a man unfortunately.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just feel like what's going on. There's a
Speaker 3: lot of sadly, a lot of like waste of talent
Speaker 3: out there, and I'm like.
Speaker 2: I could just step up. Guys, have you ever been
Speaker 2: with the female learn how to use it? No?
Speaker 3: Would you?
Speaker 2: No? I think I had like some weird thing with
Speaker 2: my like half sister growing up that I thought was
Speaker 2: very disgusting and wrong.
Speaker 3: And I think so shied you away from all the things.
Speaker 3: I almost think a disgusted me. Yeah, something was just
Speaker 3: like really wrong with that.
Speaker 2: I know lots of people don't talk about this and
Speaker 2: they're not authentic, But if I were to just answer
Speaker 2: this and be like, no, I'm not into girls or anything, like,
Speaker 2: I just was talking to so many people at this
Speaker 2: press opening thing, and this couple I was actually open
Speaker 2: to having another woman involved in their sexual relations and
Speaker 2: I was actually just like, huh, I don't understand how
Speaker 2: she's open to this, Like, and a lot of my
Speaker 2: girlfriends always have been lesbian or open to that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and so I kind of just say like something like
Speaker 2: really just was like disturbing, disgusting or nasty to me.
Speaker 2: And I also don't like if you have to hide
Speaker 2: or lie about things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and when yeah, well in those situations, I feel like,
Speaker 1: again it's either are you're not You're not, Like you know,
Speaker 1: it's one of those things where it's like, especially because
Speaker 1: it's females, like, it's a very intimate situation. So it's
Speaker 1: again it's you can't fake that. I think that that,
Speaker 1: to me is more weird than being like just no, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, you like what.
Speaker 3: You like and that's fine, Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so maybe I'm not just never liked it.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: But then, okay, toys in the bedroom. You say that
Speaker 1: you're pretty like dominant with your you know, male partners.
Speaker 3: So many times I got so many toys.
Speaker 2: Do you have a sex dungeon in your house over there?
Speaker 2: And I have like a striper pole. The whole things
Speaker 2: were sady, it's sexy. You gotta have like that, okay,
Speaker 2: bedroom sexy vibe, and I feel like a lot of
Speaker 2: people fail to do like the whole like bedroom up right,
Speaker 2: that's important. Everyone like I actually can't that bedroom's not hot?
Speaker 2: Like are your sheets cheap?
Speaker 3: And all this?
Speaker 2: It was so like what kind of county I need?
Speaker 2: I don't know, like eighteen hundred, we're going on, we're
Speaker 2: going high.
Speaker 1: Do you have a sex bucket list? Is there anything
Speaker 1: on your bucket list that you neither wanted to try or.
Speaker 2: Like something will creep up? Like, ah, man, I I've
Speaker 2: actually been still like out of my bucket list for
Speaker 2: a while. We need to work on it, and we
Speaker 2: need to start making that list again. Yeah, down the road,
Speaker 2: you're gonna be really lonely.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll have to give you like a toy, had
Speaker 1: to like give me something to masturbating.
Speaker 2: Guys, there's been something really good. I'm totally honest.
Speaker 3: I have not even been interested lately. So when's the
Speaker 3: last time you had sex a long time ago?
Speaker 1: Hold on being like, when's the last time that somebody,
Speaker 1: I mean the same same day.
Speaker 3: I don't even know. It's probably like three months, three months, Okay,
Speaker 3: not the worst.
Speaker 2: I will say though. The reason why that this is
Speaker 2: probably tied to that I was the guy that was
Speaker 2: your boyfriendri. I slipped and fell and I literally have
Speaker 2: a kinkle still.
Speaker 3: What I'm gonna say in.
Speaker 2: Launder and he was actually naked and it was like
Speaker 2: such a bad situation. Someone really wasn't there for me
Speaker 2: and I had no idea. I'm still healing. It's been
Speaker 2: three months. Like it's no joke. I can't even wear
Speaker 2: stripper heels like in the Stroke Club. It's I know
Speaker 2: people don't care about that, but we have our cute
Speaker 2: boots on. I do, I do. I don't even know
Speaker 2: if I don't even know if this is LV for
Speaker 2: licens stuff. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: We're like twenty did not plan this.
Speaker 2: We're just New Yorkers.
Speaker 3: We love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm really grateful to wear boots right now. But
Speaker 2: I think the pain that shoots up my leg from
Speaker 2: the sink is still not being healed.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I really had a major You're probably watching
Speaker 1: right now because it's only been three months, and I
Speaker 1: know you want the switch bag.
Speaker 2: So he does, he does. I'm not going back. No,
Speaker 2: we don't go back, but go forward. When my whole
Speaker 2: foot turns black from falling and like my whole legs
Speaker 2: still like kind of screwed up and like my toneel
Speaker 2: also like got ripped up like.
Speaker 3: Y'all, I was bleeding. It was a very bad situation.
Speaker 2: I almost thought I maybe shouldn't be doing comedy because
Speaker 2: I was so screwed up.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I think.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think I like am so just trying to like
Speaker 3: be comfortable, beautiful.
Speaker 1: I will see those boots are fly and you're gonna
Speaker 1: do an amazing job tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be right there watching you, don't you. Yeah
Speaker 2: you know what I said this today though, So I
Speaker 2: must be getting like horny or something.
Speaker 3: I have no idea because you knew you were going
Speaker 3: to talk to me.
Speaker 2: We're just getting hot, We're getting wild. I love it.
Speaker 3: Get me excited.
Speaker 1: You've been in Texas for a long time with that,
Speaker 1: with those words that just get out of your shoot.
Speaker 2: I know I was from Iowa and everyone was doing
Speaker 2: the y'all thing, and now it's like in my throat. Honestly, e,
Speaker 2: I love you Texans. I was gonna say, it'll come
Speaker 2: back to me. Oh. I started saying today wow everyone,
Speaker 2: And I don't know where this came from today, but
Speaker 2: I just felt like, yeah, one of my last dates
Speaker 2: with the Acts, which was very firm few he goes
Speaker 2: what he goes is your go with that you're happy,
Speaker 2: and it is a rarity there is to get me excited.
Speaker 2: There's there's a book that I.
Speaker 3: Read that it's like that.
Speaker 1: That's it's like basically it's like I forget exactly what
Speaker 1: I have to text you what it is afterwards, but
Speaker 1: it's basically it's.
Speaker 2: It's it do it.
Speaker 3: So that is what I'm from.
Speaker 2: Food.
Speaker 1: So it's like with food, like if you didn't like it,
Speaker 1: why would like why convince yourself to eat it?
Speaker 3: Throw it away?
Speaker 1: Like it doesn't make you like good? Like why do
Speaker 1: we have to make a choice? And like the same
Speaker 1: way with men? Why do people act like your fake? Oh,
Speaker 1: tell your partner what you need.
Speaker 2: And what you want?
Speaker 3: Why can't we communicate?
Speaker 1: And you want these people who are fucking you and
Speaker 1: the most I'm been setting, yes, but you can't tell
Speaker 1: them harder, faster, pull up or whatever.
Speaker 2: And it happens to so many people.
Speaker 3: Whatever, But it's which is so crazy.
Speaker 1: But it's like communication is key, and that's also why
Speaker 1: comedy is great because if you laugh about it, you
Speaker 1: joke about it, and everybody brings more humor to it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I really appreciate that that's real. I will say.
Speaker 2: If guys cannot take direction in bed, I'm like, we're
Speaker 2: gonna really are you very vocal in bed?
Speaker 3: I am totally vocal. I like to be vocal. There
Speaker 3: are ever a time where you're silent.
Speaker 2: There are times when I'm silent, But I also feel
Speaker 2: like what's going on when we're too silent?
Speaker 1: But are you like so when you're set and I
Speaker 1: don't necessarily like no noise and be like weird? But
Speaker 1: it's like sometimes when people are too talkative, like are
Speaker 1: you always the alpha?
Speaker 3: Are you submissive too? In the bedroom.
Speaker 2: I love to feel feminine and submissive, but there are
Speaker 2: times when you're having sex and you should not be submissive,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: I So you do both?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And like setting it, I will do, I will,
Speaker 2: you know, figure it out. I'm super creative. I love
Speaker 2: having fun again game I find it or just I
Speaker 2: love fun, exer. I feel like a lot of people
Speaker 2: have dull, boring sex lives, and I think when you're dating.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think when you're dating and.
Speaker 2: You realize people aren't creative or fun or want like
Speaker 2: a flourishing, abundant, hot, amazing life where you're like, yes,
Speaker 2: wet pussy energy. They want dried desert not functioning. I
Speaker 2: give them direction a little bit.
Speaker 1: Like that does it sounds horrible? There's no upside to
Speaker 1: any of that. I feel like it's like, why are
Speaker 1: we doing that?
Speaker 2: Let the let the pussy decide.
Speaker 3: That's you know, let the pussy decide.
Speaker 2: What's the craziest things that someone could find on your
Speaker 2: of Well, a micro penis turns into a BBC okay
Speaker 2: is crazy, It's wild, all right?
Speaker 1: Spicy questions, celebrity hall pass. Do you have one anybody
Speaker 1: in your DM that you know, let's trying to.
Speaker 3: Like spark up some interests?
Speaker 2: Like I get asked that all the time, and honestly,
Speaker 2: no one sparks my interests. Verified check marks and sports
Speaker 2: contracts and things that like nothing really yeah, no, how
Speaker 2: big is too big? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I used to be like, oh my god, there's a
Speaker 3: size and then are you a size queen? I don't
Speaker 3: know if I'm a size queen? Is it like eight inches?
Speaker 3: Is it like nine times?
Speaker 2: You know? Some people surprising and I'm like, oh, this
Speaker 2: is like better. It's like when you have that to nothing,
Speaker 2: it's a little yeah, like they send you a picture
Speaker 2: and then you show up and then it's like something
Speaker 2: else and you're like, what is going on? All right?
Speaker 2: Last question?
Speaker 3: Have you ever to my porn?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I haven't.
Speaker 2: Okay, honestly, do you even map too porn? I? Probably?
Speaker 2: I will say I'm a weirdo. Maybe I have a weirdo.
Speaker 2: I like my own solo masturbation. Okay, do you watch yourself?
Speaker 2: I will? Am I a weirdo?
Speaker 3: I am so happy making myself happy. I enjoy watching that.
Speaker 2: Not everyone's like into watching themselves or yeah, I am
Speaker 2: super happy naked. I'm super happy pleasing myself. So I
Speaker 2: will watch my own stuff. I will look back at
Speaker 2: my old caves with Do you film you and your
Speaker 2: partners all the time? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, And so you just like to watch yourself get fucked?
Speaker 3: I do? Okay, that's really wrong with Okay, we love it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, that's true. With Texas, True Texas. You
Speaker 2: made it through. You made it through.
Speaker 1: I think you did an amazing job. Is there anything
Speaker 1: that you'd like to ask miss Texas?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Miss Texas. Okay, what is your favorite
Speaker 2: thing in Austin, Texas? My favorite thing could be food,
Speaker 2: it could be a place, could be where you walk.
Speaker 1: I don't know so food wise, I don't eat red
Speaker 1: meat or pork anymore.
Speaker 3: But I used to love the barbecue. There is like
Speaker 3: the best barbecue.
Speaker 2: Turkey, So I don't like to I do turkey leg
Speaker 2: type things.
Speaker 3: I got two things. I can give you a place
Speaker 3: to go there.
Speaker 1: And then also like as far as like when the summertime,
Speaker 1: like I liked going to the springs, like the river,
Speaker 1: Like it's just fun to be outside and like you
Speaker 1: can jump in like into the waters. Everybody's like everybody's
Speaker 1: super friendly. Nobody cares what you're doing or who you are,
Speaker 1: or nobody dresses.
Speaker 3: Up, nobody.
Speaker 1: It's just very friendly, wholesome fun. Everybody wants everybody have
Speaker 1: a good time. People look you in the eyes, they
Speaker 1: shake your hands, they open the.
Speaker 2: Doors for you. Like it just feels it's just home. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'll definitely give you some recommendations before I leave.
Speaker 2: Yeah, more awesome