WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.240 --> 00:00:02.480 He's like, yeah, well I rolled my eyes when you 2 00:00:02.560 --> 00:00:05.000 were talking. And he's like, yeah, don't do it when 3 00:00:05.040 --> 00:00:07.280 she's talking. And he's like, I'm not going to. I 4 00:00:07.320 --> 00:00:10.560 did it when you were talking. And it's like now 5 00:00:10.599 --> 00:00:12.160 he gets in his underwear. 6 00:00:12.599 --> 00:00:12.800 You know. 7 00:00:13.439 --> 00:00:17.679 And then he closed that incredible fucking destruction of Zach 8 00:00:17.800 --> 00:00:21.760 by saying, I will bury that guy off this cliff. 9 00:00:22.600 --> 00:00:23.679 Hold on, let's look it. 10 00:00:24.640 --> 00:00:47.600 Okay, Hope, I come guy looking for Chelsea and he's 11 00:00:47.640 --> 00:00:48.560 falling in my bag? 12 00:00:50.359 --> 00:00:53.479 All right, will you try one of these plays you 13 00:00:53.560 --> 00:00:54.560 want to throw the whole bag? 14 00:00:55.039 --> 00:00:56.399 Is it a special mint? 15 00:00:57.000 --> 00:00:57.200 Uh? 16 00:00:57.240 --> 00:01:01.280 There are these things called uh, they're called fish Suman's Friend, 17 00:01:01.840 --> 00:01:05.719 and I just I saw I have a boy crush 18 00:01:05.760 --> 00:01:11.079 on Joe Kerry, you know Joe Carey from Stranger Things. Okay, 19 00:01:11.280 --> 00:01:13.319 and uh he stop. 20 00:01:13.159 --> 00:01:13.799 Pop it in? 21 00:01:16.519 --> 00:01:17.920 Is he one of the little boys? 22 00:01:20.239 --> 00:01:24.719 No, he's Oh your mic isn't on? Geez man. 23 00:01:26.879 --> 00:01:31.599 There are these menthol the super Mentholy Mint's Fisherman's Friend. 24 00:01:31.640 --> 00:01:33.120 They do they have. 25 00:01:34.719 --> 00:01:38.640 No No, they're like supernaturround holistic. 26 00:01:39.879 --> 00:01:40.719 I think pretty. 27 00:01:42.040 --> 00:01:42.519 Check one. 28 00:01:42.599 --> 00:01:44.239 Do you like do you like gum pap? 29 00:01:45.120 --> 00:01:46.239 Did you try it? You put it? 30 00:01:46.319 --> 00:01:47.079 I've been looking it. 31 00:01:48.239 --> 00:01:50.640 Well, you gotta put it, you gotta put it into. 32 00:01:50.400 --> 00:01:53.159 Really, I don't like mint. I don't like I don't 33 00:01:53.239 --> 00:01:54.599 like it. No, I don't like mint. 34 00:01:56.719 --> 00:02:03.599 Okay, okay, no, no, no, no, no at all, no 35 00:02:03.599 --> 00:02:06.680 nowhere it lives, no meal or cocktail. You don't like 36 00:02:06.719 --> 00:02:08.719 the flavor anywhere except toot based. 37 00:02:08.800 --> 00:02:11.199 Reminds me of a candy cane, which then reminds me 38 00:02:11.240 --> 00:02:15.680 and triggers me about Christmas, and I hate a shoots 39 00:02:15.719 --> 00:02:16.400 some letters. 40 00:02:16.840 --> 00:02:18.199 Okay, sorry, deal, go ahead. 41 00:02:18.840 --> 00:02:20.240 Welcome to another brand spanking news. 42 00:02:20.240 --> 00:02:22.039 So you're not gonna eat the rest of his fisherman's friend. 43 00:02:22.080 --> 00:02:23.360 I'm gonna let it sit right there. 44 00:02:26.000 --> 00:02:26.879 Did you taste it? 45 00:02:27.000 --> 00:02:28.680 I tasted it. It tastes like mint. 46 00:02:28.919 --> 00:02:33.840 Okay, all right, listen, he was He was brave to 47 00:02:33.879 --> 00:02:37.360 try it. Hi Loan, Welcome to another brand spanking episode 48 00:02:37.479 --> 00:02:38.280 of bad TV. 49 00:02:38.479 --> 00:02:40.120 I'm Dylan Pat. 50 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:44.599 Great to be here, Ruby, Hi Joe, Hi Pat. How 51 00:02:44.639 --> 00:02:47.159 are you good to have Ruby back? It's not the 52 00:02:47.199 --> 00:02:47.919 same with that, I know. 53 00:02:47.919 --> 00:02:50.360 I feel like we haven't spoken to old poop bag 54 00:02:50.400 --> 00:02:52.840 in a while. Hey, what's been going on in the 55 00:02:52.840 --> 00:02:55.560 subway system? You've been stabbed at any point this week? 56 00:02:56.719 --> 00:02:56.800 No? 57 00:02:56.879 --> 00:02:58.599 But can I tell you something got on the car 58 00:02:58.639 --> 00:03:02.319 this morning. There's one homeless man. Everyone else seems completely empty. 59 00:03:02.439 --> 00:03:04.560 Me and a girl my age got on, looked at 60 00:03:04.560 --> 00:03:06.719 each other and I said, great, we're getting on together. 61 00:03:07.120 --> 00:03:10.240 She got off. Ah oh, I was like, oh my god. 62 00:03:10.319 --> 00:03:11.639 And then I had to get off, and then we 63 00:03:11.680 --> 00:03:14.240 both missed the fucking train. So not good. 64 00:03:14.719 --> 00:03:18.840 Yeah, you need solidarity and times like that. Listen, we're 65 00:03:18.840 --> 00:03:22.120 here to talk about the valley. The valley is, you know, 66 00:03:22.240 --> 00:03:31.080 as dark as you know, kind of an outcast, phillthy 67 00:03:31.080 --> 00:03:35.039 fucking bum on a subway car, you know, ostracizing, uh, 68 00:03:35.080 --> 00:03:37.879 you know, just random people. You know, you think about 69 00:03:37.879 --> 00:03:40.840 the darkness, right, and who knows if this man is 70 00:03:41.719 --> 00:03:45.360 cognizant enough to recognize what a repellent he is. But 71 00:03:46.120 --> 00:03:49.080 you know, it's a little bit like in Child of God, 72 00:03:49.159 --> 00:03:53.719 there's a you know, a necrophiliac, mentally handicapped guy walking 73 00:03:53.759 --> 00:03:55.960 down a road and there's a dog chasing after him, 74 00:03:55.960 --> 00:03:58.879 and then he feels like he has you know, like 75 00:03:59.360 --> 00:04:01.199 some kind of friend chip with the dog, right, But 76 00:04:01.240 --> 00:04:03.879 then the dog leaves and he realizes that he's alone again. 77 00:04:04.039 --> 00:04:05.879 You know, it reminds me a little bit of that bump. 78 00:04:05.919 --> 00:04:07.680 You know, two girls get on the car and then 79 00:04:07.719 --> 00:04:11.120 they walk away, you know, and he's left going, Oh 80 00:04:11.159 --> 00:04:12.520 my gosh, it's because. 81 00:04:12.199 --> 00:04:13.439 Of me, you know what I mean? 82 00:04:13.520 --> 00:04:14.599 Did you get high before you can? 83 00:04:14.719 --> 00:04:14.960 No? 84 00:04:14.719 --> 00:04:15.960 No, no, I'm actually not high at all. 85 00:04:18.120 --> 00:04:23.439 Think about how dark that is. This show's even darker 86 00:04:23.480 --> 00:04:26.079 than that. The Valley's the darkest thing Bravo's ever done. 87 00:04:26.079 --> 00:04:28.439 It's it's the darkest thing Bravo's ever done. 88 00:04:29.959 --> 00:04:32.319 Yeah, it's pretty bad in a good way? 89 00:04:32.360 --> 00:04:32.560 Though? 90 00:04:33.759 --> 00:04:35.759 Should we redo all that? Was that all too much? 91 00:04:36.360 --> 00:04:37.000 Ask Ruby? 92 00:04:39.360 --> 00:04:41.800 No? I do have a question, though, what is the 93 00:04:41.879 --> 00:04:44.600 Oscar Isaac's movie where there's a very said cat and 94 00:04:44.639 --> 00:04:45.839 it rains all the time. 95 00:04:46.079 --> 00:04:46.680 Inside the one? 96 00:04:46.759 --> 00:04:51.120 Davis, It's it's that dark? Is that it's also dark? 97 00:04:51.160 --> 00:04:52.680 And this show's darker than that? 98 00:04:53.199 --> 00:04:53.399 Yeah? 99 00:04:53.519 --> 00:04:56.439 No, this show is super super dark. 100 00:04:57.600 --> 00:05:00.920 But this week we go up to Santa Barbara. 101 00:05:01.079 --> 00:05:03.199 You know, if I'm talking about stuff like that, you 102 00:05:03.199 --> 00:05:05.759 can jump in and help. Oh sure, you know if 103 00:05:05.879 --> 00:05:09.399 if if you feel as though I'm up river without 104 00:05:09.399 --> 00:05:10.240 a paddle. 105 00:05:10.720 --> 00:05:11.759 Why, I don't want to interrupt you. 106 00:05:12.199 --> 00:05:15.079 Oh no, you know what I think it is. I 107 00:05:15.079 --> 00:05:16.560 think it's cowardice on your partner. 108 00:05:16.639 --> 00:05:18.600 No, no, no, I think I think there's I think 109 00:05:18.639 --> 00:05:20.639 there's an element of cowardice, and I think there's also 110 00:05:20.680 --> 00:05:22.519 an element of I'm gonna let him do this. 111 00:05:23.920 --> 00:05:27.920 And I ask you both? Can I ask you about something? 112 00:05:27.959 --> 00:05:29.600 So tonight I had to go to a I had 113 00:05:29.639 --> 00:05:32.079 to go to a work event and somebody who I've 114 00:05:32.120 --> 00:05:35.639 worked with for two years introduced themselves to me, and 115 00:05:35.720 --> 00:05:39.240 I I just I introduced myself back, and I didn't 116 00:05:39.279 --> 00:05:42.519 know what to do. That was a moment of true 117 00:05:42.560 --> 00:05:44.480 cowardice in which I said, I'm not going to step 118 00:05:44.560 --> 00:05:46.040 up here. And I think that may be what Pratt 119 00:05:46.120 --> 00:05:47.759 is feeling. What would the point really be. Just let 120 00:05:47.800 --> 00:05:49.439 him go, let him cook, and then we'll, you know, 121 00:05:49.439 --> 00:05:50.240 we'll all eat later. 122 00:05:50.360 --> 00:05:51.399 Yeah, we'll I'll eat later. 123 00:05:51.560 --> 00:05:54.720 That triggered a story from my past. As the audience knows, 124 00:05:54.759 --> 00:05:58.160 I've had my troubles with alcohol a number of years 125 00:05:58.199 --> 00:06:00.720 ago before I met my wife. I was I was 126 00:06:00.759 --> 00:06:02.920 at a bar and I saw a pretty little girl 127 00:06:02.959 --> 00:06:05.519 across the other end of the bar and over there, 128 00:06:05.879 --> 00:06:10.360 and I no, no, I mean we're at a bar. So 129 00:06:10.759 --> 00:06:11.519 she was thirty. 130 00:06:11.639 --> 00:06:13.800 I'm gonna turn the it's go ahead, hot. 131 00:06:14.199 --> 00:06:17.199 So anyway, I uh, I'm like, wow, this girl's hot. 132 00:06:17.279 --> 00:06:21.519 So we're talking for like five minutes, and it occurred 133 00:06:21.519 --> 00:06:24.600 to me I dated her for like four months, five 134 00:06:24.680 --> 00:06:29.480 years earlier. Her name was Danny. I think she knew 135 00:06:29.480 --> 00:06:30.000 the whole time. 136 00:06:33.480 --> 00:06:35.439 Oh oh my, oh god. 137 00:06:35.759 --> 00:06:39.079 Okay, let's get into the valley now before we start 138 00:06:39.079 --> 00:06:42.839 the recap. There is important business to get to the 139 00:06:42.959 --> 00:06:46.600 rating system. A rating system, as far as this network 140 00:06:46.720 --> 00:06:51.839 is concerned, is very crucial to the recap. And it's 141 00:06:51.879 --> 00:06:55.319 not every day that a rating system like I don't know, 142 00:06:55.680 --> 00:06:58.879 shoulder taps falls on your lap. Okay, that was gold. 143 00:06:59.480 --> 00:07:03.079 That's the rating system for traders. I mean, there's no 144 00:07:03.199 --> 00:07:05.600 other choice but that. And you just know it right 145 00:07:05.639 --> 00:07:10.160 when you hear it. So we've taken four whole episodes 146 00:07:10.279 --> 00:07:14.120 to solidify what is going to be our rating system, 147 00:07:14.439 --> 00:07:16.959 and the submissions continue to come in and now there's 148 00:07:16.959 --> 00:07:20.040 a full on revolt in our patriot and I'm troubled 149 00:07:20.040 --> 00:07:22.439 by it. So we are going to resolve this issue. 150 00:07:24.079 --> 00:07:27.079 Are you troubled by it or is it your favorite 151 00:07:27.480 --> 00:07:28.800 fucking thing? 152 00:07:30.680 --> 00:07:36.079 Possibly both? Well, anyway, we got a few curveballs thrown 153 00:07:36.120 --> 00:07:39.160 at us this week with some new submissions been bumps. 154 00:07:39.199 --> 00:07:43.879 It's always been well, that's true until possibly now. So 155 00:07:44.079 --> 00:07:48.879 the front runners have been joint custodies, poor life choices 156 00:07:49.160 --> 00:07:49.879 and bumps. 157 00:07:50.560 --> 00:07:53.040 Yeah, okay, yeah, but a. 158 00:07:53.000 --> 00:07:56.600 Couple submissions came in late this week, and I think 159 00:07:56.680 --> 00:08:00.639 one of them it just feels like it's it's it 160 00:08:01.079 --> 00:08:05.120 and you know it when you see it. So let's 161 00:08:05.120 --> 00:08:08.920 go with the first one, submission number one. I believe 162 00:08:09.000 --> 00:08:12.160 Britney at some point was so upset with something that 163 00:08:12.240 --> 00:08:14.319 Jax had done. She said so that she was quote 164 00:08:14.680 --> 00:08:20.319 on the brim, how many on the brims do you 165 00:08:20.399 --> 00:08:22.040 rate this? I said that, just so you can see 166 00:08:22.040 --> 00:08:24.720 how it feels. Okay, you say it now, this is 167 00:08:24.759 --> 00:08:26.959 the one that I think is going to be our 168 00:08:27.040 --> 00:08:27.560 rating system. 169 00:08:27.639 --> 00:08:31.439 That's a nie very niche illusion, but it's quite funny, okay. 170 00:08:31.279 --> 00:08:33.320 In the lure of vander pump Rules when you think 171 00:08:33.320 --> 00:08:36.279 about it, especially in the later seasons that when the 172 00:08:36.320 --> 00:08:40.200 show was becoming unwatchable, something happened where Jack's I believed 173 00:08:40.200 --> 00:08:43.360 it's something absolutely horrible, and Britney said an I quote 174 00:08:43.840 --> 00:08:49.799 rotten hell. I think the rating system rodalex Tyler. I 175 00:08:49.840 --> 00:08:54.480 think our rating system should be rotten hells how many 176 00:08:54.559 --> 00:08:55.279 rotten hells do. 177 00:08:55.240 --> 00:08:55.919 You give it? Yeah? 178 00:08:55.960 --> 00:08:59.840 Well, you know, looks like we with these newcomers, we've 179 00:09:00.080 --> 00:09:00.799 I'd figured out. 180 00:09:01.440 --> 00:09:03.720 Yeah, a real solid choice. 181 00:09:03.480 --> 00:09:05.720 Because I got to say both of those are good, 182 00:09:05.759 --> 00:09:07.320 and I'm in flux all over again. 183 00:09:07.360 --> 00:09:10.840 Well, that's why we're going to leave it up to Ruby. Okay, Ruby, 184 00:09:11.159 --> 00:09:17.720 is it in fact joint custodies, poor life choices, bumps 185 00:09:18.120 --> 00:09:21.360 on the brims or rotten hill? 186 00:09:21.519 --> 00:09:24.679 Now before you answer, I want to tell you something. 187 00:09:26.360 --> 00:09:29.600 Ruby's faculties are a little bit low. She's been hammering 188 00:09:29.639 --> 00:09:31.759 nerd clusters and she's filled with pooh gas. 189 00:09:32.000 --> 00:09:33.039 Even if she was. 190 00:09:35.000 --> 00:09:37.519 Operating at one hundred percent clip, I still think it's 191 00:09:37.600 --> 00:09:39.440 unethical to put all of this on her. 192 00:09:39.759 --> 00:09:41.879 You don't think she's of clear mind and loud. 193 00:09:41.960 --> 00:09:43.720 Well, even if she was clear mind, I mean she's 194 00:09:43.720 --> 00:09:46.240 filled fucking you want to talk about on the brim? 195 00:09:46.320 --> 00:09:48.200 She's on the brim with pooh gas, right, I mean 196 00:09:48.320 --> 00:09:49.000 she's been. 197 00:09:48.840 --> 00:09:50.799 Talking to us for about five minutes. She seems like 198 00:09:50.840 --> 00:09:51.600 she's got it together. 199 00:09:51.679 --> 00:09:54.120 Oh she's hiding it. Well, But anyways, Ruby, do you. 200 00:09:54.200 --> 00:09:57.360 Have a choice. 201 00:09:58.200 --> 00:10:02.759 If you want to give me sixty five percent, I'll 202 00:10:02.799 --> 00:10:08.279 throw down I really love bumps because it's just cocaine 203 00:10:08.320 --> 00:10:10.600 has ruined so many people's lives. Here's what I'll say, 204 00:10:10.759 --> 00:10:14.799 Whoever the fuck noticed on the brim If you can't see, 205 00:10:15.240 --> 00:10:18.840 I've been laughing harder than I've laughed in three weeks 206 00:10:19.159 --> 00:10:21.720 because of that. So thank you, thank you for that. 207 00:10:22.120 --> 00:10:25.399 Yeah, I feel like I'm all in priam. 208 00:10:26.879 --> 00:10:30.240 What Broughten hail, Rod you did sleep with her? 209 00:10:30.720 --> 00:10:34.879 Broughten hal rot hale, All right, yeah, I don't think 210 00:10:34.919 --> 00:10:36.159 this is going to be resolved today. 211 00:10:36.480 --> 00:10:37.759 No, I think it is. It's bumped. 212 00:10:38.559 --> 00:10:41.080 No, Pat, we just did resolve. 213 00:10:42.840 --> 00:10:45.399 Thens are ganging up on old Patty. W whoa whoa 214 00:10:45.399 --> 00:10:46.559 whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. 215 00:10:46.720 --> 00:10:50.720 How about you thinking that you were going to get 216 00:10:50.720 --> 00:10:53.200 the desired outcome via kicking it to Ruby, and when 217 00:10:53.200 --> 00:10:55.039 that didn't happen, you said, I guess we don't know. 218 00:10:56.759 --> 00:10:59.960 Well, I gotta go with what what was your desire? 219 00:11:00.759 --> 00:11:01.480 Rotten hails. 220 00:11:03.480 --> 00:11:06.679 No, No, we can say it every once in a while. 221 00:11:06.759 --> 00:11:11.399 I can accept defeat. I'm gonna say bumps on approach. 222 00:11:11.480 --> 00:11:11.919 You said it. 223 00:11:12.200 --> 00:11:15.039 You said defeat. Weird, that's how flow said. 224 00:11:14.840 --> 00:11:17.600 It, like how people say TV instead of TV. 225 00:11:17.799 --> 00:11:22.440 I will accept defeat. 226 00:11:23.200 --> 00:11:26.600 All right, all right, it's bumps bumps? 227 00:11:27.120 --> 00:11:31.679 Whoa I give this episode seventy five bumps, not great, 228 00:11:32.960 --> 00:11:36.639 not bad. I give it four bumps, four bumps. We 229 00:11:36.679 --> 00:11:37.559 had a lot of fun. 230 00:11:37.399 --> 00:11:38.320 In Santa Barbara. 231 00:11:39.919 --> 00:11:41.759 This the show's dark. 232 00:11:42.360 --> 00:11:42.679 Now. 233 00:11:43.120 --> 00:11:46.759 I'm gonna give it sixteen bumps because there was a 234 00:11:46.799 --> 00:11:50.919 lot of fun stuff this episode. Legohead is a confusing 235 00:11:50.960 --> 00:11:53.159 one to me because I love to hate him, but 236 00:11:53.240 --> 00:11:55.559 I hate that he's on the television screen. 237 00:11:56.279 --> 00:12:00.000 I will reflect on that thought in my bomp. 238 00:12:00.399 --> 00:12:00.720 Yeah. 239 00:12:00.759 --> 00:12:02.279 Also, too much Lego ahead. 240 00:12:02.399 --> 00:12:03.120 The fact that. 241 00:12:03.039 --> 00:12:06.639 We went to a dirt heap with PVC piping strewn 242 00:12:06.679 --> 00:12:09.639 all over the place was pretty incredible. 243 00:12:09.759 --> 00:12:10.759 It's disappointing. 244 00:12:10.960 --> 00:12:14.840 Oh yeah, I wonder if Jesse planned that or not. 245 00:12:16.159 --> 00:12:18.960 Very confusing. Twenty five bumps. 246 00:12:18.720 --> 00:12:21.840 Twenty five bumps review. Would you like to go next? No? 247 00:12:21.960 --> 00:12:22.559 Pat you go? 248 00:12:23.000 --> 00:12:23.360 Okay? 249 00:12:24.240 --> 00:12:26.759 I can't believe you don't like a Fisherman friends. 250 00:12:27.320 --> 00:12:32.519 Here is my thought. Yeah, if there were no Michelle 251 00:12:32.600 --> 00:12:35.639 and Jesse on the Valley, and I'm talking season one 252 00:12:35.679 --> 00:12:38.759 and season two, they're well, if they weren't on season one, 253 00:12:38.840 --> 00:12:40.480 I don't excuse me. I don't think they would have 254 00:12:40.480 --> 00:12:41.120 been a season two. 255 00:12:41.200 --> 00:12:42.000 Thank you for your pain. 256 00:12:42.240 --> 00:12:46.240 They are absolutely horrible. I mean, he's worse than her, 257 00:12:46.480 --> 00:12:49.320 but they're both horrible. Yeah, and the fact that they 258 00:12:49.360 --> 00:12:52.639 were that second divorce happening in that first season, which 259 00:12:52.679 --> 00:12:56.519 was just six episodes if my memory service, yeah, there 260 00:12:56.519 --> 00:12:59.080 wouldn't be no season two. They are still carrying this 261 00:12:59.120 --> 00:13:00.519 franchise on their back. 262 00:13:00.720 --> 00:13:03.519 I do agree that Jesse is worse than Michelle, But 263 00:13:05.720 --> 00:13:08.320 is he worse than Michelle or is Michelle just losing 264 00:13:08.399 --> 00:13:13.919 right here? Yes, you think yeah, Yeah, he's worse. I 265 00:13:13.919 --> 00:13:16.879 think so too. I think so too, But Michelle's I 266 00:13:16.919 --> 00:13:20.480 don't know that we have seen the full picture, the 267 00:13:20.519 --> 00:13:24.440 full power of Michelle's evil. I'm I'm rooting for the 268 00:13:24.480 --> 00:13:26.840 day when she can regain the high ground Anakin, but 269 00:13:27.080 --> 00:13:28.480 she definitely doesn't have it right now. 270 00:13:28.519 --> 00:13:30.240 He's making her life a living out. 271 00:13:30.480 --> 00:13:35.000 Yes he is, and that Aaron character her new boyfriend. 272 00:13:35.080 --> 00:13:38.240 He ain't gonna be around long. No, he likes the 273 00:13:38.279 --> 00:13:41.080 cameras too much. I don't think he's there for the 274 00:13:41.120 --> 00:13:46.000 right reason. Long ahead, big eyes, right in hell, Jesse 275 00:13:46.279 --> 00:13:49.440 not wearing a shirt minus two rotten hells for that. 276 00:13:50.120 --> 00:13:54.639 I'm sorry, bumps, but Lego Ahead, Lego Ahead, the token 277 00:13:54.679 --> 00:13:57.679 gay guy, the token gay guy friend. He's very annoying. 278 00:13:57.720 --> 00:14:00.279 He's getting way too much camera time. I don't care 279 00:14:00.320 --> 00:14:03.360 about his storyline. This nice certain maybe he's not even nice. 280 00:14:03.399 --> 00:14:05.559 He's a nasty No, he's a nasty little guy. 281 00:14:06.200 --> 00:14:08.639 I would prefer to see more of Jasmine's life and 282 00:14:08.720 --> 00:14:12.000 her lovely girlfriend. Yeah, all right, so I'm gonna give it. 283 00:14:15.240 --> 00:14:17.480 Wine is really bad in Santa Barbara. So that was 284 00:14:17.519 --> 00:14:21.879 a miss for me as well. I'm gonna give it 285 00:14:21.879 --> 00:14:22.559 twelve bumps. 286 00:14:22.720 --> 00:14:26.039 Twelve bumps. All right, ribs, take us home. 287 00:14:27.000 --> 00:14:32.559 Okay, this wasn't a good episode, Yeah, it was really. 288 00:14:34.159 --> 00:14:39.879 I hate Benji, I hate Zach. I don't like the storyline. 289 00:14:39.919 --> 00:14:42.399 I only want Jasmine and her girlfriend if we have 290 00:14:42.559 --> 00:14:44.600 a couple, that if you're going to try to do 291 00:14:44.679 --> 00:14:48.080 this to us, Jasmine interesting. I love it. I think 292 00:14:48.080 --> 00:14:51.399 she's funny. I don't know why I don't like Zack 293 00:14:51.480 --> 00:14:54.960 so much. He cries, I don't care. This was eighty 294 00:14:55.039 --> 00:14:58.480 eight percent Zach. I didn't appreciate that. I thought that 295 00:14:58.519 --> 00:15:00.320 when they showed up to the PBC and they thought 296 00:15:00.360 --> 00:15:01.799 that they were going to get in real cars, that 297 00:15:01.919 --> 00:15:07.240 was very fun. But really sad stuff like Kristen's so sad. 298 00:15:08.120 --> 00:15:10.480 You know, I don't want to feel actually bad. What 299 00:15:10.600 --> 00:15:13.440 I do love that's very dark. This is what I love. 300 00:15:13.480 --> 00:15:17.440 That's very dark. I love to watch Jesse undress with 301 00:15:17.440 --> 00:15:19.879 his tiny little nipples. And I don't mean physically, I 302 00:15:19.919 --> 00:15:23.799 mean I mean keep doing what you're doing. And also, 303 00:15:24.440 --> 00:15:28.879 did you guys think his underwear was out of control? 304 00:15:29.200 --> 00:15:30.720 Who wears that kind of underwear? 305 00:15:30.759 --> 00:15:32.399 I think they were bunched up briefs. 306 00:15:34.240 --> 00:15:36.759 You're going to be happy to know. This week, Michelle 307 00:15:36.759 --> 00:15:44.039 did a podcast and she talked about how Jesse's actually broke. Yeah. 308 00:15:44.120 --> 00:15:44.679 I love that. 309 00:15:45.440 --> 00:15:46.799 Yeah. 310 00:15:47.399 --> 00:15:49.879 One last note before we start, how many bumps did 311 00:15:49.919 --> 00:15:50.240 you give it? 312 00:15:51.720 --> 00:15:56.000 I will give it fifty eight bumps? 313 00:15:57.600 --> 00:16:01.120 Okay, I'd forgotten about this note. J it h She 314 00:16:01.120 --> 00:16:02.720 shouldn't have showed up to this trip because she looked 315 00:16:02.759 --> 00:16:06.480 like she had food poisoning two points two rotten Rotten 316 00:16:06.519 --> 00:16:07.679 Hills deductions for that. 317 00:16:07.879 --> 00:16:09.799 You're talking about a bit of pastiness. 318 00:16:09.879 --> 00:16:13.559 There was something going on there. She did not look well, couldn't. 319 00:16:13.600 --> 00:16:15.279 I couldn't stop looking at her. I was like, what 320 00:16:15.399 --> 00:16:16.080 is wrong with her? 321 00:16:16.159 --> 00:16:17.320 Clammy kind of clammy. 322 00:16:17.440 --> 00:16:19.480 She should have gone to an emergency room. 323 00:16:19.720 --> 00:16:25.440 Yeah, if you were there, would would you have said it? Said, oh, oh, jess, 324 00:16:25.559 --> 00:16:28.399 oh oh sorry, you have emergency room. 325 00:16:28.440 --> 00:16:30.799 You look on well, yeah, you look peaked. 326 00:16:31.039 --> 00:16:31.679 You would have said that. 327 00:16:31.919 --> 00:16:35.440 Yeah with you. People have said that to me, they 328 00:16:35.440 --> 00:16:38.399 were right, I was, yeah, going through some stuff. 329 00:16:38.840 --> 00:16:39.639 What are you going through? 330 00:16:40.000 --> 00:16:42.159 Well, one time I overdosed at a club in Las 331 00:16:42.240 --> 00:16:44.600 Vegas and a girl said to me, you don't look well, 332 00:16:44.639 --> 00:16:46.360 and I said, no, I'm fine, And the next thing 333 00:16:46.399 --> 00:16:48.840 I know, I'm laying on the ground with like a 334 00:16:48.879 --> 00:16:51.320 few emergency workers. 335 00:16:51.399 --> 00:16:51.559 Yeah. 336 00:16:53.799 --> 00:16:56.279 Well, I learned later it was horse tranquilizers. 337 00:16:56.399 --> 00:16:56.919 Okay. Cool. 338 00:16:57.000 --> 00:16:59.960 So we start the episode with Jesse asking little Isabella 339 00:17:00.240 --> 00:17:02.600 which shoes he should pack for the weekend. She picks 340 00:17:02.639 --> 00:17:04.799 out one of the most disgusting pair of pairs of 341 00:17:04.799 --> 00:17:07.039 loafers I've ever seen in my entire life. And it's 342 00:17:07.079 --> 00:17:09.200 no fault of her own. You know, she's a little child. 343 00:17:09.240 --> 00:17:11.319 They have a lot of colors. It's his fault because 344 00:17:11.319 --> 00:17:13.920 he bought them. He's the kind of man that buys 345 00:17:14.000 --> 00:17:19.839 those shoes, which is a really weird kind of man. 346 00:17:20.799 --> 00:17:23.640 You know, like there's there's all these things out there 347 00:17:23.640 --> 00:17:26.279 that people make shirt, shoes, stuff like that, and you're like, 348 00:17:26.799 --> 00:17:30.799 what kind of fucking weirdo buys that and puts it 349 00:17:30.839 --> 00:17:31.440 on Jesse. 350 00:17:31.839 --> 00:17:34.839 Well, we've seen that a lot in the Bravo universe. 351 00:17:34.920 --> 00:17:38.400 I mean those guys on Summer House this season, the 352 00:17:38.480 --> 00:17:41.200 shoes they're wearing. Carl was walking around like he's a 353 00:17:41.240 --> 00:17:45.559 goddamn leprechaun with those stupid green shoes. I've seen Jesse 354 00:17:45.720 --> 00:17:46.960 wear some ridiculous stuff. 355 00:17:47.000 --> 00:17:49.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're more like hot boy summer stuff, 356 00:17:49.720 --> 00:17:55.279 and Jesse's more like, I don't know, like like like 357 00:17:55.440 --> 00:17:58.200 criminal jeweler garb you know what I mean? 358 00:17:58.880 --> 00:18:00.839 Ooh, like a little uncut jem. 359 00:18:01.039 --> 00:18:03.480 Yeah, he's a little uncut gem. So we cut two 360 00:18:03.599 --> 00:18:07.839 salts cure. This show really highlights the local merchants and 361 00:18:07.960 --> 00:18:11.200 artisans of Studio City. Well, I mean better than better 362 00:18:11.240 --> 00:18:11.720 than most. 363 00:18:11.920 --> 00:18:14.400 Yeah, we bounce around La lad. Now this is where 364 00:18:14.440 --> 00:18:17.880 Aaron asks his the girl he's in love with, Michelle, 365 00:18:17.960 --> 00:18:20.759 if she has any reservations sleeping out in Airbnb with 366 00:18:20.759 --> 00:18:23.680 a guy who recently spread around to her entire friend 367 00:18:23.720 --> 00:18:26.359 group that she was a reasonably priced prostitute. 368 00:18:26.440 --> 00:18:29.519 Yeah, he asks her, what's the worst that could possibly happen. 369 00:18:31.319 --> 00:18:34.519 And she does have reservations, but she's still gonna go. 370 00:18:35.160 --> 00:18:38.200 It's amazing. Like, I don't think that Michelle would say. 371 00:18:39.039 --> 00:18:42.160 The worst that could happen is some ricky healer comes 372 00:18:42.200 --> 00:18:44.480 over and tells us to build a mandala in the 373 00:18:44.559 --> 00:18:47.920 middle of a circle of us and Jesse and I 374 00:18:47.920 --> 00:18:50.279 will begin to weep. I don't think she could have 375 00:18:50.759 --> 00:18:52.160 seen that in her mind's eye. 376 00:18:52.240 --> 00:18:54.839 But yeah, ultimately that was the worst thing that happened. 377 00:18:54.880 --> 00:18:59.039 Can I tell you big mistake on producers here? Why 378 00:18:59.079 --> 00:19:03.359 not have Aaron go up there and make him drive 379 00:19:03.440 --> 00:19:04.559 in the car with Jesse? 380 00:19:06.119 --> 00:19:10.960 Okay, make Aaron drive Jesse to Jesse's trip. 381 00:19:11.279 --> 00:19:14.839 That's right. That would have been fun. They might have 382 00:19:14.920 --> 00:19:15.960 found a common ground. 383 00:19:16.960 --> 00:19:22.319 I mean, listen, you know, I want to really drive 384 00:19:22.480 --> 00:19:25.240 these people, you know what I mean, Like I I 385 00:19:25.559 --> 00:19:33.400 don't it's the wrong word, you know. I want this 386 00:19:33.480 --> 00:19:36.880 to be a little abu Graybie, you know what I mean? 387 00:19:37.000 --> 00:19:39.319 Like Love is Blind was great when they were abusing 388 00:19:39.319 --> 00:19:41.759 the contestants, and they should do the same thing here. 389 00:19:41.960 --> 00:19:44.839 You know, Uh, you don't so really went downhill when 390 00:19:44.880 --> 00:19:46.160 they stopped abusing them about time. 391 00:19:46.240 --> 00:19:49.000 Yeah, I mean, you don't really do anything for money, 392 00:19:49.039 --> 00:19:50.799 So why don't you let's make it work? 393 00:19:51.079 --> 00:19:54.119 You know what I mean? All Right, So we get 394 00:19:54.119 --> 00:19:55.119 to the Tipsy. 395 00:19:54.759 --> 00:19:57.920 Cow Kristin legohead are talking. He's talking about Janet again. 396 00:19:58.400 --> 00:20:01.119 This guy is I'm gonna sound a little harsh here. 397 00:20:03.400 --> 00:20:09.279 When you think of somebody who's like pathetic, I know, 398 00:20:09.359 --> 00:20:12.160 it's not like it's an intense word. Yeah, yeah, but 399 00:20:12.319 --> 00:20:17.160 his run on this show is pathetic. I mean it 400 00:20:17.319 --> 00:20:17.920 really really. 401 00:20:18.079 --> 00:20:19.799