Speaker 1: Can't tell you the degree to which the anticipation is
Speaker 1: building in the tlf X Games Tournament. What a summer
Speaker 1: it's going to be. Hi, Welcome in to the tlf
Speaker 1: X Games event Center. I'm Sean Mooney, and as we're
Speaker 1: going through this one of a kind thirty two person
Speaker 1: tournament to determine the King of the cast, the greatest
Speaker 1: character in Lapsed fan history, and celebration of ten years
Speaker 1: at the podcast, we're taking your letters at po Box,
Speaker 1: whatever the hell, Stanford, Connecticut, and folks are perhaps most
Speaker 1: excited about our next encounter this week. It's, of course
Speaker 1: brought to you by our friends at Garage Beer. Garage Beer,
Speaker 1: of course, the small batch light beer. The garage is
Speaker 1: always open, is now cracking open a cold one for
Speaker 1: perhaps the embodiment of Joe Sixpack. In the wrestling business,
Speaker 1: it's the American tream Lapsed Dusty Rhodes stepping into competition
Speaker 1: against somebody who get butted heads with in many ways.
Speaker 1: As World Championship Wrestling was created out of the Turner Umbrella,
Speaker 1: his competitor, his opponent, Jim hurt Herd, was put in charge.
Speaker 1: As soon as we all know, the American Dream was
Speaker 1: joining me over the WWF side as Jim heard tried
Speaker 1: to make WCW work on the other side. Well, now
Speaker 1: this encounter, this clash of titans, plays out in the
Speaker 1: most important and significant tournament we've seen in the history
Speaker 1: of this sport, Dusty Rhodes versus Jim Hurd. And let's
Speaker 1: hear first from the American Dream.
Speaker 2: To the American Dream. Duff there, Roads, baby, And I'm
Speaker 2: talking to you, Jim Hudy, baby, my little Jimmy Hut.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you funding baby, mm hmm. Can you
Speaker 2: the caff number one, Daddy, that's where the money is.
Speaker 2: And you're talking to the American Dream, Duff here Roads,
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna tell you right now about the American Dream.
Speaker 2: If all about emo, shan Jimer, you ain't got no emotion.
Speaker 2: I fear you walking up and down the aisle trying
Speaker 2: to count count your money bags. Baby. I feel you
Speaker 2: counting your money bags. I feel you eating your pizza, daddy,
Speaker 2: and I'm saying, why can't I get that pizza? And
Speaker 2: you think because you're not gonna beat the Hut, And
Speaker 2: I say, fuck you, Jim Hard, because I'm the American
Speaker 2: Dream and I can do what I want, I say
Speaker 2: what I want, I get what I want, to take
Speaker 2: what I need, baby, and I'm looking at Jim Hard
Speaker 2: and I say, fuck you, daddy, because the American Dream
Speaker 2: Dusty Roads, Baby, is gonna eat you alive. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: take you up, I'm gonna take you down. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: dine with you, I'm gonna fly with you. And then
Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw you out the window because I'm because
Speaker 2: you're looking at the King of the Calf, Baby.
Speaker 1: I felt words in the American Dream Dusty Rhods. We
Speaker 1: now go to a darkened, poorly lit office in the
Speaker 1: battles of the C and N Center, and here from
Speaker 1: Jim Hurd.
Speaker 3: I don't know exactly how I get into this one,
Speaker 3: but they tell me that I'm competing against the American
Speaker 3: dream Dusty Roads. What for? I don't know what's the outcome?
Speaker 3: I don't know. And I can tell you one thing
Speaker 3: Jim heard is a survivor. You know why, because I
Speaker 3: will do anything that it takes to make sure I
Speaker 3: don't lose and I don't get buried under the cheese.
Speaker 3: And we live in the world, the world which is
Speaker 3: sliced up like a piece of pizza, one giant pizza pie.
Speaker 3: They say the earth is round. I said, no, the
Speaker 3: earth is flat with a nice layer of crust. But
Speaker 3: that crust, m that crust is gonna crack because Jim
Speaker 3: heard me crack, and if you're herd cracks And all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, the sauce cock starts getting everywhere, the
Speaker 3: cheese starts flowing under. The pie topping is don't know
Speaker 3: where to go. The topping is don't know how to
Speaker 3: stay still. If that happens, you gotta bringing Jim Hurd
Speaker 3: to right the wrong. And I don't mind sitting in
Speaker 3: the back corner of my office waiting for that fat slob,
Speaker 3: Dusty Rhoades to come in and I'll get him right
Speaker 3: between the eyes the way that I've always wanted to
Speaker 3: and the way that you people need me to. Pizza Hut,
Speaker 3: Pizza Hut. It's the way of the future. Pizza Hut.
Speaker 3: It's the way of the future. Pizza, Pizza Hut. Pizza Pizza.
Speaker 3: Coaching in the TIARTHX Games is now intentive to be
Speaker 3: sated to begin in August twenty sixth.
Speaker 2: Keep it locked to the the labsed fan the count
Speaker 2: n X at the lapsed fan for your chance to
Speaker 2: vote on who will become King of the Caste.