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<v Speaker 1>Can't tell you the degree to which the anticipation is

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<v Speaker 1>building in the tlf X Games Tournament. What a summer

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to be. Hi, Welcome in to the tlf

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<v Speaker 1>X Games event Center. I'm Sean Mooney, and as we're

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<v Speaker 1>going through this one of a kind thirty two person

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<v Speaker 1>tournament to determine the King of the cast, the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>character in Lapsed fan history, and celebration of ten years

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<v Speaker 1>at the podcast, we're taking your letters at po Box,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever the hell, Stanford, Connecticut, and folks are perhaps most

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<v Speaker 1>excited about our next encounter this week. It's, of course

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<v Speaker 1>brought to you by our friends at Garage Beer. Garage Beer,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, the small batch light beer. The garage is

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<v Speaker 1>always open, is now cracking open a cold one for

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<v Speaker 1>perhaps the embodiment of Joe Sixpack. In the wrestling business,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the American tream Lapsed Dusty Rhodes stepping into competition

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<v Speaker 1>against somebody who get butted heads with in many ways.

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<v Speaker 1>As World Championship Wrestling was created out of the Turner Umbrella,

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<v Speaker 1>his competitor, his opponent, Jim hurt Herd, was put in charge.

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<v Speaker 1>As soon as we all know, the American Dream was

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<v Speaker 1>joining me over the WWF side as Jim heard tried

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<v Speaker 1>to make WCW work on the other side. Well, now

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<v Speaker 1>this encounter, this clash of titans, plays out in the

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<v Speaker 1>most important and significant tournament we've seen in the history

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<v Speaker 1>of this sport, Dusty Rhodes versus Jim Hurd. And let's

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<v Speaker 1>hear first from the American Dream.

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<v Speaker 2>To the American Dream. Duff there, Roads, baby, And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>talking to you, Jim Hudy, baby, my little Jimmy Hut.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you funding baby, mm hmm. Can you

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<v Speaker 2>the caff number one, Daddy, that's where the money is.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're talking to the American Dream, Duff here Roads,

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm gonna tell you right now about the American Dream.

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<v Speaker 2>If all about emo, shan Jimer, you ain't got no emotion.

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<v Speaker 2>I fear you walking up and down the aisle trying

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<v Speaker 2>to count count your money bags. Baby. I feel you

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<v Speaker 2>counting your money bags. I feel you eating your pizza, daddy,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm saying, why can't I get that pizza? And

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<v Speaker 2>you think because you're not gonna beat the Hut, And

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<v Speaker 2>I say, fuck you, Jim Hard, because I'm the American

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<v Speaker 2>Dream and I can do what I want, I say

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<v Speaker 2>what I want, I get what I want, to take

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<v Speaker 2>what I need, baby, and I'm looking at Jim Hard

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<v Speaker 2>and I say, fuck you, daddy, because the American Dream

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<v Speaker 2>Dusty Roads, Baby, is gonna eat you alive. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>take you up, I'm gonna take you down. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>dine with you, I'm gonna fly with you. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna throw you out the window because I'm because

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<v Speaker 2>you're looking at the King of the Calf, Baby.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt words in the American Dream Dusty Rhods. We

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<v Speaker 1>now go to a darkened, poorly lit office in the

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<v Speaker 1>battles of the C and N Center, and here from

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<v Speaker 1>Jim Hurd.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know exactly how I get into this one,

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<v Speaker 3>but they tell me that I'm competing against the American

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<v Speaker 3>dream Dusty Roads. What for? I don't know what's the outcome?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. And I can tell you one thing

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<v Speaker 3>Jim heard is a survivor. You know why, because I

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<v Speaker 3>will do anything that it takes to make sure I

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<v Speaker 3>don't lose and I don't get buried under the cheese.

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<v Speaker 3>And we live in the world, the world which is

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<v Speaker 3>sliced up like a piece of pizza, one giant pizza pie.

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<v Speaker 3>They say the earth is round. I said, no, the

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<v Speaker 3>earth is flat with a nice layer of crust. But

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<v Speaker 3>that crust, m that crust is gonna crack because Jim

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<v Speaker 3>heard me crack, and if you're herd cracks And all

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<v Speaker 3>of a sudden, the sauce cock starts getting everywhere, the

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<v Speaker 3>cheese starts flowing under. The pie topping is don't know

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<v Speaker 3>where to go. The topping is don't know how to

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<v Speaker 3>stay still. If that happens, you gotta bringing Jim Hurd

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<v Speaker 3>to right the wrong. And I don't mind sitting in

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<v Speaker 3>the back corner of my office waiting for that fat slob,

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<v Speaker 3>Dusty Rhoades to come in and I'll get him right

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<v Speaker 3>between the eyes the way that I've always wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>and the way that you people need me to. Pizza Hut,

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<v Speaker 3>Pizza Hut. It's the way of the future. Pizza Hut.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the way of the future. Pizza, Pizza Hut. Pizza Pizza.

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<v Speaker 3>Coaching in the TIARTHX Games is now intentive to be

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<v Speaker 3>sated to begin in August twenty sixth.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep it locked to the the labsed fan the count

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<v Speaker 2>n X at the lapsed fan for your chance to

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<v Speaker 2>vote on who will become King of the Caste.