1 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: Can't tell you the degree to which the anticipation is 2 00:00:05,519 --> 00:00:07,839 building in the tlf X Games Tournament. What a summer 3 00:00:07,839 --> 00:00:09,919 it's going to be. Hi, Welcome in to the tlf 4 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,560 X Games event Center. I'm Sean Mooney, and as we're 5 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:14,640 going through this one of a kind thirty two person 6 00:00:14,679 --> 00:00:17,719 tournament to determine the King of the cast, the greatest 7 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,320 character in Lapsed fan history, and celebration of ten years 8 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:23,960 at the podcast, we're taking your letters at po Box, 9 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,120 whatever the hell, Stanford, Connecticut, and folks are perhaps most 10 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,760 excited about our next encounter this week. It's, of course 11 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,799 brought to you by our friends at Garage Beer. Garage Beer, 12 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,759 of course, the small batch light beer. The garage is 13 00:00:34,759 --> 00:00:37,960 always open, is now cracking open a cold one for 14 00:00:38,799 --> 00:00:42,840 perhaps the embodiment of Joe Sixpack. In the wrestling business, 15 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:47,280 it's the American tream Lapsed Dusty Rhodes stepping into competition 16 00:00:48,079 --> 00:00:51,520 against somebody who get butted heads with in many ways. 17 00:00:52,439 --> 00:00:56,560 As World Championship Wrestling was created out of the Turner Umbrella, 18 00:00:57,719 --> 00:01:02,000 his competitor, his opponent, Jim hurt Herd, was put in charge. 19 00:01:02,439 --> 00:01:04,719 As soon as we all know, the American Dream was 20 00:01:04,799 --> 00:01:07,920 joining me over the WWF side as Jim heard tried 21 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:10,799 to make WCW work on the other side. Well, now 22 00:01:10,879 --> 00:01:15,120 this encounter, this clash of titans, plays out in the 23 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:18,120 most important and significant tournament we've seen in the history 24 00:01:18,159 --> 00:01:22,079 of this sport, Dusty Rhodes versus Jim Hurd. And let's 25 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:23,719 hear first from the American Dream. 26 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 2: To the American Dream. Duff there, Roads, baby, And I'm 27 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:30,159 talking to you, Jim Hudy, baby, my little Jimmy Hut. 28 00:01:30,359 --> 00:01:34,719 Let me tell you funding baby, mm hmm. Can you 29 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:38,000 the caff number one, Daddy, that's where the money is. 30 00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:40,920 And you're talking to the American Dream, Duff here Roads, 31 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:43,920 And I'm gonna tell you right now about the American Dream. 32 00:01:44,079 --> 00:01:48,159 If all about emo, shan Jimer, you ain't got no emotion. 33 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,359 I fear you walking up and down the aisle trying 34 00:01:51,359 --> 00:01:54,560 to count count your money bags. Baby. I feel you 35 00:01:54,599 --> 00:01:57,760 counting your money bags. I feel you eating your pizza, daddy, 36 00:01:57,879 --> 00:02:00,079 and I'm saying, why can't I get that pizza? And 37 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,239 you think because you're not gonna beat the Hut, And 38 00:02:02,319 --> 00:02:05,400 I say, fuck you, Jim Hard, because I'm the American 39 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:08,039 Dream and I can do what I want, I say 40 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:10,159 what I want, I get what I want, to take 41 00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:13,439 what I need, baby, and I'm looking at Jim Hard 42 00:02:13,599 --> 00:02:16,759 and I say, fuck you, daddy, because the American Dream 43 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:21,080 Dusty Roads, Baby, is gonna eat you alive. I'm gonna 44 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,639 take you up, I'm gonna take you down. I'm gonna 45 00:02:23,719 --> 00:02:26,520 dine with you, I'm gonna fly with you. And then 46 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:29,000 I'm gonna throw you out the window because I'm because 47 00:02:29,039 --> 00:02:31,520 you're looking at the King of the Calf, Baby. 48 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:33,439 Speaker 1: I felt words in the American Dream Dusty Rhods. We 49 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:36,479 now go to a darkened, poorly lit office in the 50 00:02:36,599 --> 00:02:39,000 battles of the C and N Center, and here from 51 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:39,520 Jim Hurd. 52 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 3: I don't know exactly how I get into this one, 53 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:48,960 but they tell me that I'm competing against the American 54 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:56,240 dream Dusty Roads. What for? I don't know what's the outcome? 55 00:02:56,439 --> 00:03:00,719 I don't know. And I can tell you one thing 56 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:08,439 Jim heard is a survivor. You know why, because I 57 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:13,000 will do anything that it takes to make sure I 58 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:19,639 don't lose and I don't get buried under the cheese. 59 00:03:21,639 --> 00:03:24,719 And we live in the world, the world which is 60 00:03:24,759 --> 00:03:29,719 sliced up like a piece of pizza, one giant pizza pie. 61 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:35,199 They say the earth is round. I said, no, the 62 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:41,319 earth is flat with a nice layer of crust. But 63 00:03:41,479 --> 00:03:48,080 that crust, m that crust is gonna crack because Jim 64 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:53,240 heard me crack, and if you're herd cracks And all 65 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:57,039 of a sudden, the sauce cock starts getting everywhere, the 66 00:03:57,159 --> 00:04:00,960 cheese starts flowing under. The pie topping is don't know 67 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,039 where to go. The topping is don't know how to 68 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:11,400 stay still. If that happens, you gotta bringing Jim Hurd 69 00:04:11,439 --> 00:04:16,199 to right the wrong. And I don't mind sitting in 70 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:20,360 the back corner of my office waiting for that fat slob, 71 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:25,399 Dusty Rhoades to come in and I'll get him right 72 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:29,079 between the eyes the way that I've always wanted to 73 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:34,920 and the way that you people need me to. Pizza Hut, 74 00:04:35,959 --> 00:04:41,160 Pizza Hut. It's the way of the future. Pizza Hut. 75 00:04:42,319 --> 00:04:49,920 It's the way of the future. Pizza, Pizza Hut. Pizza Pizza. 76 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:55,560 Coaching in the TIARTHX Games is now intentive to be 77 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:58,360 sated to begin in August twenty sixth. 78 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:01,319 Speaker 2: Keep it locked to the the labsed fan the count 79 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:05,240 n X at the lapsed fan for your chance to 80 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:09,319 vote on who will become King of the Caste.