Speaker 1: Can't tell you the degree to which the anticipation is
building in the tlf X Games Tournament. What a summer
it's going to be. Hi, Welcome in to the tlf
X Games event Center. I'm Sean Mooney, and as we're
going through this one of a kind thirty two person
tournament to determine the King of the cast, the greatest
character in Lapsed fan history, and celebration of ten years
at the podcast, we're taking your letters at po Box,
whatever the hell, Stanford, Connecticut, and folks are perhaps most
excited about our next encounter this week. It's, of course
brought to you by our friends at Garage Beer. Garage Beer,
of course, the small batch light beer. The garage is
always open, is now cracking open a cold one for
perhaps the embodiment of Joe Sixpack. In the wrestling business,
it's the American tream Lapsed Dusty Rhodes stepping into competition
against somebody who get butted heads with in many ways.
As World Championship Wrestling was created out of the Turner Umbrella,
his competitor, his opponent, Jim hurt Herd, was put in charge.
As soon as we all know, the American Dream was
joining me over the WWF side as Jim heard tried
to make WCW work on the other side. Well, now
this encounter, this clash of titans, plays out in the
most important and significant tournament we've seen in the history
of this sport, Dusty Rhodes versus Jim Hurd. And let's
hear first from the American Dream.
Speaker 2: To the American Dream. Duff there, Roads, baby, And I'm
talking to you, Jim Hudy, baby, my little Jimmy Hut.
Let me tell you funding baby, mm hmm. Can you
the caff number one, Daddy, that's where the money is.
And you're talking to the American Dream, Duff here Roads,
And I'm gonna tell you right now about the American Dream.
If all about emo, shan Jimer, you ain't got no emotion.
I fear you walking up and down the aisle trying
to count count your money bags. Baby. I feel you
counting your money bags. I feel you eating your pizza, daddy,
and I'm saying, why can't I get that pizza? And
you think because you're not gonna beat the Hut, And
I say, fuck you, Jim Hard, because I'm the American
Dream and I can do what I want, I say
what I want, I get what I want, to take
what I need, baby, and I'm looking at Jim Hard
and I say, fuck you, daddy, because the American Dream
Dusty Roads, Baby, is gonna eat you alive. I'm gonna
take you up, I'm gonna take you down. I'm gonna
dine with you, I'm gonna fly with you. And then
I'm gonna throw you out the window because I'm because
you're looking at the King of the Calf, Baby.
Speaker 1: I felt words in the American Dream Dusty Rhods. We
now go to a darkened, poorly lit office in the
battles of the C and N Center, and here from
Jim Hurd.
Speaker 3: I don't know exactly how I get into this one,
but they tell me that I'm competing against the American
dream Dusty Roads. What for? I don't know what's the outcome?
I don't know. And I can tell you one thing
Jim heard is a survivor. You know why, because I
will do anything that it takes to make sure I
don't lose and I don't get buried under the cheese.
And we live in the world, the world which is
sliced up like a piece of pizza, one giant pizza pie.
They say the earth is round. I said, no, the
earth is flat with a nice layer of crust. But
that crust, m that crust is gonna crack because Jim
heard me crack, and if you're herd cracks And all
of a sudden, the sauce cock starts getting everywhere, the
cheese starts flowing under. The pie topping is don't know
where to go. The topping is don't know how to
stay still. If that happens, you gotta bringing Jim Hurd
to right the wrong. And I don't mind sitting in
the back corner of my office waiting for that fat slob,
Dusty Rhoades to come in and I'll get him right
between the eyes the way that I've always wanted to
and the way that you people need me to. Pizza Hut,
Pizza Hut. It's the way of the future. Pizza Hut.
It's the way of the future. Pizza, Pizza Hut. Pizza Pizza.
Coaching in the TIARTHX Games is now intentive to be
sated to begin in August twenty sixth.
Speaker 2: Keep it locked to the the labsed fan the count
n X at the lapsed fan for your chance to
vote on who will become King of the Caste.