Speaker 1: The way we round out our Fridays is by well
Speaker 1: filling in the cracks.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 3: That's kind of an odd turn of phrase.
Speaker 1: Sometimes the billing in the cracks. Yeah, sometimes the big
Speaker 1: stories leave give me very little room.
Speaker 4: Cleaning up the cracks, not filling them in. Aren't we
Speaker 4: getting things out of the cracks as opposed to filling
Speaker 4: them in? This is the stuff that's in the crack.
Speaker 1: Okay. So in your analogy, the big stories are the
Speaker 1: couch cushions, and these are the things that fell between
Speaker 1: those couch cushions.
Speaker 3: It's like, if you have two hams.
Speaker 1: And I do, here's your honorable mention, honorable.
Speaker 2: Mention, honorable moment.
Speaker 5: So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member.
Speaker 1: Of Honor Promotions. We haven't had a news nugget with
Speaker 1: the name Shannon in it for a long time, so
Speaker 1: that's why we included this one. James Farthing, who goes
Speaker 1: by Shannon interesting choice, found out this week he won
Speaker 1: the state's biggest ever jackpot in Kentucky one hundred and
Speaker 1: sixty seven million dollars after his mom called him to
Speaker 1: say that she had won. Because he and mom split
Speaker 1: the winning.
Speaker 3: I think that's a problem, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Well he was in jail in Florida just a couple
Speaker 1: of days later.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was charged with battery of a police officer
Speaker 4: and resisting arrest. He apparently got into a fight with
Speaker 4: another person in a hotel. I'm going to go out
Speaker 4: on a live and say it wasn't the Ritz when
Speaker 4: this guy kicked the officer in the face. You'd think
Speaker 4: he'd be in a good mood after winning the lottery
Speaker 4: with his mother, Linda.
Speaker 1: Well, why wouldn't it be the Ritz if he's one
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty seven million dollars richer, lend me that
Speaker 1: was the problem. He didn't know how to act in
Speaker 1: a good place.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Linda said, it's going to be a good mother's
Speaker 4: This is going to pay off my debt.
Speaker 1: She's gonna have to fail her son out of Well,
Speaker 1: that's a sad story.
Speaker 3: Keana.
Speaker 1: Here's number nine.
Speaker 2: Nine. I did ninth place with a coffee dirty nine
Speaker 2: times out of tennis.
Speaker 1: Partner's dirty too, And I speak nine languages, drink basically
Speaker 1: everybody at table, lenning, I'll be al ready to go
Speaker 1: another nine And niner? Did I get you a niner?
Speaker 2: In there?
Speaker 4: Where?
Speaker 2: You're calling from Milwaukee, talkie.
Speaker 1: No one's quite sure why the guy did this. But
Speaker 1: a man in Lufkin, Texas, accused of devising a scavenger
Speaker 1: hunt with five plastic Easter eggs. Except it wasn't money
Speaker 1: or jelly beans or chocolate. It was marijuana.
Speaker 4: Well, who cares, that's cool. That's a fun Easter egg hunt.
Speaker 4: Look there's pot in them eggs?
Speaker 3: Like what? Why is that against the law?
Speaker 4: A guy in Texas wants to do an Easter egg
Speaker 4: hunt for his friends filled the eggs with pot. Isn't
Speaker 4: that why we live in America? To do east your
Speaker 4: egg hunts with eggs filled with the pot because we can,
Speaker 4: but not be We put it in like a park.
Speaker 4: It was a kid who found the egg. How old
Speaker 4: was the kid?
Speaker 1: I don't know. A man and his granddaughter discovered the
Speaker 1: fifth egg in a park. I don't know. Is he
Speaker 1: eighty and she's twenty four? I don't know. Maybe four
Speaker 1: warrants have been issued for this guy. Three of them
Speaker 1: four warrants marijuana. Fourth is a state jail felony for
Speaker 1: delivery America.
Speaker 3: Lord, it's ridiculous. It's number eight.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're right.
Speaker 4: I did not it's all right up here, Oh boy,
Speaker 4: steel box.
Speaker 1: Every eight second, listen to eight different bosses drawn on
Speaker 1: about mission statements. Guys, you can get rabbits fixed. You
Speaker 1: can get them spade and neoters. Would you want to do?
Speaker 1: They have testicles, so they don't do this.
Speaker 4: Oh well, this was a woman whose home was overrun
Speaker 4: with more than sixty five rabbits, but she was lonely.
Speaker 3: Maybe you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: She's living in Skaganaw, Michigan, or Saginaw, Saginaw, and uh,
Speaker 4: you know, maybe the kids have moved out. They don't
Speaker 4: call that much. Guys, call your kids, I mean your parents.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: The figures still rising, by the way, because many of
Speaker 4: the female rabbits were pregnant and have been delivering new
Speaker 4: bunnies daily. How sweet is that just to see a
Speaker 4: little baby bunny being born every day.
Speaker 1: Baby bunnies are nice, I know, they're so cute. Dozens
Speaker 1: of them are not nice. You don't know that, then
Speaker 1: you just become a bad bunny parent.
Speaker 4: At that point, we don't know anything about the person,
Speaker 4: do we. We don't know anything about this woman. I'd
Speaker 4: like to know more about her.
Speaker 1: Do you know what a group of rabbits.
Speaker 3: Is it is a uh, it is a parade.
Speaker 4: No, it is a flurry, a furry, A colony, a colony.
Speaker 3: Who came up with these names, these collective nouns.
Speaker 1: People that were high. They found the easter eggs. Here's
Speaker 1: number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son.
Speaker 2: With seven days government seven seven a seven years of college.
Speaker 3: Down to drain seven seven seven days.
Speaker 4: I mean, okay, well we'll we'll just tell you the
Speaker 4: story and then weigh in. An Uber driver has been
Speaker 4: arrested after twenty four grams of meth was found in
Speaker 4: his car. He was wearing a T shirt that read
Speaker 4: retired drug dealer. An Uber passenger texted nine to one
Speaker 4: one after the driver mentioned he had a false bottom
Speaker 4: aerosol can in the car with meth inside.
Speaker 1: An officer spotted the same vehicle the next day, did
Speaker 1: a traffic stop in a pond search found that false
Speaker 1: bottom can with the twenty four grams of meth.
Speaker 3: I didn't know you could text nine one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really you remember those stories. I feel like we
Speaker 1: both probably did those stories as reporters. It started a
Speaker 1: long time ago. I had no idea text nine one one.
Speaker 1: I had no idea yeah, I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: I would assume it's similar to what if you call
Speaker 1: nine one one on your cell phone, it goes through
Speaker 1: a central dispatch as opposed to being a local, like
Speaker 1: if you called from a land, I say here, it
Speaker 1: goes to Burbank PD. But yeah, interesting, you can text
Speaker 1: nine one one.
Speaker 4: But kind of a move if you are a drug
Speaker 4: dealer to wear a shirt that says retired drug dealer.
Speaker 1: You throw them off your scent. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think it's brilliant.
Speaker 1: I used to be in that world. I've given it up.
Speaker 1: Here's number six. I got six, you got six? She
Speaker 1: give it six, number six. There's six more weeks of water?
Speaker 5: What a picture of me?
Speaker 2: Or rabbi and six?
Speaker 1: Drunk and longshore?
Speaker 2: Why are we just digging in a nursing home closer
Speaker 2: to us? I don't have to guy, sake, Dad, trink
Speaker 2: another six pack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a it's gonna be a good thing.
Speaker 1: This didn't go to court. The Metro Atlanta Police departments
Speaker 1: under scrutiny. This is College Park, Georgia. They arrested a
Speaker 1: man for a violent home invasion. Charles and Catherine dated once,
Speaker 1: but haven't been in contact with each other for about
Speaker 1: twenty years. According to a complaint from last summer, though,
Speaker 1: Catherine told the College Park, Georgia Police Department that Charles
Speaker 1: broke into her home, choked her, and then fled on foot.
Speaker 1: Now he's got a really really good defense to that.
Speaker 1: He's been paralyzed for twenty five years and says there's
Speaker 1: no way that he would have been able to kick
Speaker 1: the door down, choke her and then run away on
Speaker 1: foot from that, says, I've been in a wheelchair for
Speaker 1: twenty five five years.
Speaker 3: Why did she decide to frame him?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I do not know. She was at
Speaker 1: a dinner party the light of the alleged incident, and
Speaker 1: for nine months, or he was at a dinner party
Speaker 1: and for nine months didn't even realize that he was
Speaker 1: the subject of an arrest. Warran.
Speaker 4: It's one of those things where you you're thankful for
Speaker 4: your predicament, aren't you.
Speaker 1: I guess that's one way to look at it.
Speaker 3: Number whatever's name, number five for five.
Speaker 1: I have five rules. We begin bombing in five minutes.
Speaker 4: Five.
Speaker 1: This is the year five point five. Five will be
Speaker 1: a favorite. Loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 3: Your kids ever play around with flatulence spray. What is
Speaker 3: that anyway? Is that just like a whoopee cushion?
Speaker 1: I think they did? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Or does it smell like it?
Speaker 1: It smells it's really awful. That is awful.
Speaker 4: Well, kids were playing around with this and they caused
Speaker 4: some chaos, some rumors after the night at the carnival.
Speaker 4: This was in Jennings Beach. I don't know where Jennings
Speaker 4: Beach is, Connecticut, Connecticut. At one point the police responded,
Speaker 4: a crowd was seen running from the beach and so,
Speaker 4: as you can imagine, rumors starts spreading. What was going on, Well,
Speaker 4: there were no weapons, no physical altercations, no injuries, none
Speaker 4: of that. It was just a group of kids using
Speaker 4: this fart spray near the carnival exit that.
Speaker 1: Caused this and over again, causing people to scream and
Speaker 1: run because it just smells awful.
Speaker 3: That would be a fun game to play in here.
Speaker 1: What's that.
Speaker 4: Like if I just started spraying a fart spray and
Speaker 4: just to see what your reaction is, because you think
Speaker 4: I'm like farting and it smells, and I think that
Speaker 4: you would play it off. A part of it is
Speaker 4: that it's an unnaturally bad smell. I don't think you
Speaker 4: would say anything. I don't even think your face would
Speaker 4: do what it's doing right now, I would call, would
Speaker 4: you say something? If you thought that I farted and
Speaker 4: you smelled it, I would suggest you go to the doctor,
Speaker 4: is probably what I would do. Would really if it
Speaker 4: smelled as bad as.
Speaker 3: You, wouldn't just pretend nothing happened.
Speaker 1: No, it would not really No, No.
Speaker 4: Okay, well there's a level because we're friend of them.
Speaker 1: If you, hey, something happens and squeaks out, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: make a big deal out of it, like we're all human.
Speaker 1: But if you did something so.
Speaker 4: Bad, but maybe it wasn't that bad, but you smell it,
Speaker 4: there's something you smell and it's not roses, you would
Speaker 4: say something to somebody if it was.
Speaker 3: Far spray yes, no, you don't know it's fart. Think
Speaker 3: it's just coming from me.
Speaker 1: Smell like fart. I mean it doesn't smell like normal human.
Speaker 3: You don't know what what I smell like.
Speaker 1: I figure after this amount of time, Okay, I will
Speaker 1: just go on the record and say if you farted
Speaker 1: and I smelled it, yeah, we're recording right, I would
Speaker 1: ignore it, thank you, because I'm your friend. You've been
Speaker 1: ignoring it all day, all ten years. Here's number four.
Speaker 2: Poor minute is probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 1: Number four.
Speaker 2: This isn't the same world you left for speaking of?
Speaker 3: Is that what you can get doing us in your chair? Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're kind of lifting yourself up a little bit. See it,
Speaker 3: get some air underneath it.
Speaker 1: You got to get one ham higher.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, really, let me have it on that one.
Speaker 1: A guy identified in charge of this week with indecent
Speaker 1: exposure and her later defenses. Sorry a lady, A lady,
Speaker 1: because she is accused of defecating on a car hood
Speaker 1: during a dispute with another.
Speaker 3: Her mugshot, she is so self satisfied. Did you see this?
Speaker 1: She's pretty like, Yeah, I did poop.
Speaker 3: She's saying, I did that. That was me. I did it,
Speaker 3: and I do it again. That's what her mugshot says.
Speaker 1: She was frustrated with the other driver and having stomach issues,
Speaker 1: so she killed two birds with one stone, pulled around
Speaker 1: the silver sedan, turn left when the other vehicle appeared
Speaker 1: to be following, or she stopped foul, had an exchange
Speaker 1: with the other driver, and then just crawled up on
Speaker 1: the hood and that is awful. She said it was
Speaker 1: a ghost poop.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine any scenario where you would poop on
Speaker 4: the hood of a car?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: Oh? I mean no.
Speaker 5: Here's number three, three Security Clearance level three.
Speaker 1: All three of three. I got all three of you
Speaker 1: guys for the rest of your nast born live. After
Speaker 1: about three days, they both started to stink. I mean,
Speaker 1: you don't think much about this, but there's got to
Speaker 1: be money everywhere, right Cruz in Alverd, Texas in Wise
Speaker 1: County had to clean up the mess after an eighteen
Speaker 1: wheeler overturned in your Alverd High school Tuesday morning.
Speaker 3: Dimes eight million.
Speaker 1: Dimes were scattered all around the roadway. It's wild. They
Speaker 1: had to shut that thing down.
Speaker 3: I think I've seen a dime in a really long time.
Speaker 1: For more than twelve hours to recover all the loose change.
Speaker 4: Who uses change anymore? Yeah, I'm not saying it's bad.
Speaker 4: I just it's just hard to remember to even have it.
Speaker 1: Here's number two. What's going on?
Speaker 4: You two?
Speaker 3: We got two.
Speaker 1: Fingers one two.
Speaker 2: People.
Speaker 1: There's two sons and no women. I've never understood the
Speaker 1: foot thing.
Speaker 3: I don't either. I mean, I'm all ears. I want
Speaker 3: to know what goes on.
Speaker 4: But feet get people do a place sometimes and good
Speaker 4: for them. Several real letters in the Tampa Bay area
Speaker 4: have been complaining because there's a guy they think is
Speaker 4: targeting female real estate agents during home showings in order
Speaker 4: to touch their feet. There have been a number of
Speaker 4: similar accounts. They're not iding the man. The local news
Speaker 4: is not. But here's the deal. There's one woman, Angela,
Speaker 4: she's a she's a realtor. She said the man told
Speaker 4: her there was an aunt on her foot before bending
Speaker 4: down and grabbing her shoe. She says, he bends down,
Speaker 4: he starts unbuckling my shoe and caressing my foot, and
Speaker 4: I just thought that was really weird. At the same time,
Speaker 4: he's fidgeting with his phone petting my foot. I think
Speaker 4: he's trying to take some sort of video of my skirt.
Speaker 4: It was really alarming. It's okay to kick at that point,
Speaker 4: it's okay to fully kick. How do you know not
Speaker 4: start laughing because it tickles. If some dude like grabs
Speaker 4: your foot and starts to you know, I mean, I'd laugh,
Speaker 4: I'd be like, what's going on, buddy, what's happening down there?
Speaker 1: Here's number one weird number.
Speaker 3: One to be scared.
Speaker 2: But number one are you the nine one row number
Speaker 2: one umber number one? Uh?
Speaker 3: Denny.
Speaker 4: I remember driving down Denny Denny Way, Denny Way to
Speaker 4: get to the radio station in Seattle. Apparently there's a
Speaker 4: park there, Denny Blaine Park, and people are masturbating. Their
Speaker 4: rampant masturbation is what it's being labeled.
Speaker 1: Men sitting on the wall, sitting at the park in
Speaker 1: view of everything.
Speaker 3: What is it that they're taking a look at.
Speaker 1: It's sort of an unofficial nude beach in Seattle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got a water source. You got to be pretty
Speaker 1: desperate at that point to be it's It's beach in
Speaker 1: Seattle takes on a very different meaning, and public masturbation doesn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, I mean, what do you guys see quick
Speaker 4: gas go around? What are the right conditions for public masturbase?
Speaker 1: We'll have to we'll have to bring that up on Monday.
Speaker 1: That John Cobelchow is coming up now, Trumpet of Jesus,
Speaker 1: see a Monday, stay dry everything so good.
Speaker 3: Plassics