Speaker 1: All start to you to presents.
Speaker 2: Off the bench with Jacob Hester and T Bob Abert.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Off the bench with Jacob Hester and Bob aber.
Speaker 4: I gotta come off the bench now.
Speaker 1: Here's Jacob Hester and T Bob Abert.
Speaker 3: Hey, what's going on y'all?
Speaker 5: Welcome back to O tb Our number three, last hour
of the day of day three here at super Bowl
Radio Row.
Speaker 3: Very cool man.
Speaker 5: Shout out to Labert's because you know, Hotel ben Rouge
for having us here. It's really starting to pick up
today the fever pitch. It's only gonna get crazy over
the next couple of days as all the big shows
that have been basically building studios for the last couple
of days are now. Everybody's pretty much in town. Rivers
just saw Beamani Jones saw Jacin and Jones.
Speaker 3: There's there's just a lot of a lot of cool stuff.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 5: Again, if you're an NFL nerd, if you're a media nerd,
this is like comic Con for the and whatnot. Landre,
You've been doing some excellent work here thus far, but
me and you have missed each other like ships passing
in the night. What has been your favorite part of
working your first ever Super Bowl radio row.
Speaker 6: I know, I'm actually really upset that I keep missing you,
but because I want to do like some stuff with me, you,
Jake and Rivers while I'm there, But I don't know.
All of it has been super great. I met Tony
Gonzalez yesterday, which was cool. Stu Gotts So Stu Gott's
is gonna do that video with Rivers because I tried
to do it with him yesterday and then he was like,
I can do ten tomorrow and I was like, man,
I won't be here, so Rivers is going to do that.
Very excited to meet Stu gottson. I hope I can
meet Dan as well, because honestly, that was like one
of the first shows that like really made me want
to get into this line of work. And I used
to listen to it religiously, so that was super cool.
But I don't know, it's just like you said, like
the vibes are great. Everything's just I don't know a dream,
I guess.
Speaker 5: So jealous Dune not only was Bimani Jones and Dan
Levatar back Thenaday'm High Questionable probably my favorite TV show,
but the only natural radio show that I've ever truly
loved is uh Is Lovatar and Stu Gotts, and I
don't know, man, they are my radio muses, and in
many ways I have tried, or maybe not even tried,
but have naturally found my way to being a poor
man's combination of the two.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 5: I love Stu Gotts's absurdity. I also happen to love
the dead, mushrooms and heaters as well. Uh, so we
have that in common. Uh, but yeah, I also love
m Stugots often plays the fool, but secretly it's actually
like super smart. Right.
Speaker 3: It always has like you know, like oh my god, okay,
that act some make sense, so that's good.
Speaker 7: Whatever.
Speaker 3: And then you have.
Speaker 5: Lebratard who's righty and wordy and loquacious and uses big
words and and talks over people, talks forever, right, and.
Speaker 3: Again that's that's that's, that's that's me. So I am hoping,
I am hoping.
Speaker 5: Myself to maybe uh get out here, geg.
Speaker 3: I got to meet Steu Goots. I gotta meet Seu
Goots and I just got to glaze him.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And then I met your boy Cam Hayward and so
he's yeah, so he told me that he was gonna
go stop by to say hi to you and he'd
come on with y'all. But if you get Rivers to
go grab him, he's right down, Like he's not far
from where we're set up. He's across from like all
the NF. Yeah, he has like I forgot what it's called,
but he has a podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, rivs.
Speaker 5: Can we see if Cam Hayward's here, we can get
him on maybe the next segment, next seven, we'll go on,
We'll go on the hunt for him. Cam Hayward, NFL legend,
son of Saints' legend Ironhead Hayward. Uh.
Speaker 3: We grew up to play together, played little together.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 5: He was six feet one, one hundred and eighty pounds
at ten years old, guys, and we didn't play at
a weight Basically, we played in an age based league,
which meant he was just playing a bunch of other
ten year olds and it was absolutely insane. He went
on to be Ohio State great now Pittsburgh Steeler great
as well.
Speaker 3: I just can't wait for the game on Sunday.
Speaker 5: Man again, you're talking about the two best teams over
the past three years. Patrick Mahomes is basically a video game,
a superhero, unstoppable, whatever you say. He glides through this
charmed existence as everybody else fights to even have a fifth,
tenth a twentieth of what Patrick Mahomes has accomplished. And
like we said, man, Andy Reid has it all. And
here you have Talen Hurts and Nick Sirianni on the
other Sidengrey hungry to prove that they are you know,
that they can be champions, that they can be immortal
stever Eagles duo to make it to multiple super Bowls
in terms of coach, quarterback, and yet if you lose,
you'll have nothing to say for it. Nookie says, Ironhead
got me using the Loofah. Yeah, I remember those old commercials, man,
incredible commercials. Rest in peace, Ironhead indeed is uh is
is Stephen A. Smith there? I don't think so he
might be doing Fox now, I'm not sure. I don't
know where he's at. Got to see my guy Tommy
Tucker WWL Morning Show legend.
Speaker 3: He used to always gass me out very comients a lot.
Speaker 5: Of my old w WL friends, which has been a
very cool experience as well.
Speaker 3: Today.
Speaker 5: I haven't gotten your take too much on this Super
Bowl Yet, as we established last time these two teams
met in this final game, Philly out playing Kansas City overall,
but making the critical mistake that would end up bearing them.
You watch more NFL than anybody on the show. What's
your read?
Speaker 8: Who's the better team? Probably Philly? I mean they're more talented.
They got all the Pro bowlers. I mean, you know
you Look, they have the best running back in the league,
one of the best o lines. They statistically have the
best defense in the league. I think Steve Spagnol and
the Chiefs have a lot to say about that. Look,
like you mentioned, they won this or they should have
won this game. The last time they played, they outplayed them,
They controlled the ball. You did exactly what you needed
to do. One fumble by Jalen Hurts with a deciding
factor in that game.
Speaker 4: What does Patrick Mahomes do.
Speaker 8: He doesn't turn over the ball, He doesn't make those mistakes,
I mean one mistake against this Kansas City Chiefs team.
I mean, Bob Andy Reid and Patrick Mahmes at this
point are damn near unbeatable. You have to play a
flawless game. And even when you're pretty much flawless, like
Josh Allen has been a couple of times. Most of
the time, it's still not enough. Like, I think Philadelphia
is the more talented of the two teams. But in
no way am I betting against the Kansas City Chiefs.
It's not happening.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, you know, I would like to disagree
with you there, but I think that's actually I mean,
it's the exact read in the game. The Chiefs have
reached a point where the numbers are so statistically overwhelming
that yeah, I mean, like it would you would you
would be actively trying to be contrarian or go out
of their way if you were going to pick against them.
Speaker 8: You'll love this, okay. Joe Tooney the guard for the
offensive linemen for the Chiefs. This is his ninth year
in the NFL. He has a chance to win his
fifth Super Bowl. What he was with the Patriots, he
won two with the Patriots. He was originally with Brady
during his last two, and then he's been with the Chiefs.
He's won two with the Chiefs as well, So he
has a chance to win his fifth in nine years.
Speaker 3: Freaking tuney, dude, unbelievable, unreal.
Speaker 5: Uh, maybe he's the real key you know, everybody's talking
about Andy Reid, Patrick Mahomes. There's only one man who
straddles the gap between Tom Brady and Mahomes.
Speaker 3: That's Joe Toney. Shatout, Joe Tuney. Who do we think?
Who do you think Jason Kelsey's cheering for?
Speaker 7: Here?
Speaker 3: Has he said it? Did I miss a bit here?
Speaker 4: So he hasn't said it.
Speaker 8: But during uh, when they had the little off season
like miked up thing that they do. It was when
the Eagles and Chiefs played each other, like the last
time they did, like a little behind the scenes thing,
and uh, Jason, you know, he said his kids were
talking to him and his daughter goes, Dad, you didn't win.
Uncle Trav won. And he goes, oh, look that's fine,
I've won mine. Uncle Traff can win like no big deal.
I gotta imagine he's pulling for Kelsey and not the Eagles.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think you're probably right. I think you're probably right, Alandra.
Speaker 5: I know that again, I don't want this to just
be like a straight echo chamber. And I do agree
with Taylor's overall rundown there.
Speaker 3: What about uh? What about what about you? What about uh?
Read on the game?
Speaker 6: Yeah, for me, again, the Chiefs have sold their soul
to the Devil, so it's hard for me to bet
against them.
Speaker 3: But the Eagles are a really good.
Speaker 6: Team, and with Saquon Barkley, I just kind of feel
like he's unstoppable. So I think they have a chance.
But due to the deal with the Devil that the
Chiefs have, I am gonna have to go with the Chiefs.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean again, we talked about it the other day.
But if you look at Saquon Barkley's game log right now,
just understand how insane he's been in the postseason. In
three postseason games, he's averaging six point seven yards per carry.
He's got four forty two on the ground, He's got
five touchdowns on the ground. He went fifteen for one
eighteen three tons against Washington, he went twenty six for
two oh five two tons against the Rams, and against
Green Bay twenty five for one to nineteen no tuds there,
but still just dominant from Saquon. But he runs up
against Kansas City Chiefs, who may be the best defense
in the entire league, uners Fagnolo and co.
Speaker 3: But it also is a bit of a different.
Speaker 5: Challenge for this Chiefs defense. That is the element. Right,
the Eagles have gone off meta. In the age of
passing the ball all over the place, the Eagles have
gone off meta and it has made all the difference. Right,
What did Bob Frost say back in the day, A
path diverged in the woods, and I took the one
less traveled, and that has made all the difference.
Speaker 3: That's the Eagles offensively this year.
Speaker 5: And so this Chiefs defense, which has been so dominant
at stemying quarterbacks making them uncomfortable, what will it do
when it runs up against this much more old school
run first attack on the time will.
Speaker 3: Tell to your point, t Bob.
Speaker 8: Like James Cook was killing them in that football game,
he should have been a lot more like Joe Brady's
still trying to figure out why the play that Josh
Allen's running behind the left guard. He's still calling that play,
trying to get it to work. They were like, oh
for twenty five in that game on that play and
they kept running it. They should have got James Coked
more involved. He was awesome in that game. But look,
I mean, what scares me the most about the Chiefs
and ain't Patrick Mahomes. It's not even Andy Reid, It's
Steve Spagnola. Any time, at any point in a game
where it looks like the offense going against him, as
any sort of life, he dials something up right, Like
I mean, when Josh Allen got that ball three point
thirty seven left, two time out, You're like, Okay, here's
Josh Allen, Like this is his legacy moment. Let's make
it happen. Chiefs hadn't really blitzed all game.
Speaker 4: What did they do?
Speaker 8: They send the house on third down, They send the
house on fourth down, and that's how they win the game.
Like as great as Saquan has been, as much trouble
as they had with James Cook, Steve Spagnola, in my opinion,
is just too good.
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Speaker 2: Off the bench with Hester and T Bob Live from
Super Bowl fifty nine Radio Row in New Orleans, presented
by Low Bears, Casino, Hotel, Baton Rouge.
Speaker 3: What's going on, y'all?
Speaker 5: Welcome back to OTB here Live ONEFL five ESPN. As
you can see the man seated next to me if
you're watching on YouTube. Absolute legend Cam Hayward, NFL All
Decade Team member, future Hall of Famers been playing football
for the Pittsburgh Steelers for close to eighteen years now.
Speaker 3: I actually don't know what the name is right.
Speaker 7: Finish fourteen, that's a big different from fourteen eighteen.
Speaker 3: Well, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 5: I mean it six months, I mean not even so
for those that maybe don't know, Cam is also a
former Deluth Wildcat legend. Yes, now many have talked. Yes,
it's true, guys. We were unable to make it past
the CULA. But for three years in a row, okay
Championship semi finals, we were pretty damn good. Back in
the day. Cam was six foot at ten years old.
Brou unbelievable. Teachtree Ridge did y'all end up winning state
or time for state? Teacher Ridge a tie for a
state final.
Speaker 7: Senior year and the team kneeled on the last play
because they didn't.
Speaker 5: Oh my god. After that, I remember that that was insane.
And then I remember I was trying to get you to.
Speaker 3: Come to LSU. We're on the official or whatever.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 5: I probably went a little sideways for me. Next thing,
you know, you end up in Ohio State. Yes, and
then seven our freshman year, you're the start he d tackled.
Speaker 3: You're playing in the national Championship against LSU and we
lost the.
Speaker 5: Yeah, uh, that's true. That's true, and not to brag.
Speaker 3: Cam.
Speaker 5: Sure you may have started, but I was a two
time Scout Team Player of the Week on that team.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, props to you, brother. We got to
start somewhere.
Speaker 5: Also, son of absolute NFL legend, ironhead Hayward. We grew
up together, Saints and Falcons.
Speaker 7: Cam.
Speaker 3: What's up man? How's everything been? How is uh?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 3: What are you doing here at at Radio Row?
Speaker 7: So I have my pot over there, yep, not just football,
been doing it for about three years and then I
got to do some stuff for a Man of the
Year as well.
Speaker 3: What has I mean?
Speaker 5: Thirteen years in the league, playing in the trenches, the
most brutal of all occupations.
Speaker 3: How in the world have you like?
Speaker 4: How do you do?
Speaker 3: How do you keep your body right? How are you like?
Speaker 5: I'm watching you a couple of weeks ago and it's
just unfathomable to me. I mean, I played tennis and
I feel like my.
Speaker 3: Shoulders going to fall out of socket? How are you
still doing this?
Speaker 7: A lot of a lot of just bodywork these days, chiropractors,
you know, massages that are above the table, like but
you know, you know, nutrition is big, and I think
it's just technique. You start to get you start to
really hone your technique, and that's what separates you from
a lot of other guys.
Speaker 3: Bro, how are we feeling about the Buckeyes.
Speaker 7: Well, I'm feeling great. We just want to nationally Jack.
Speaker 5: What I'm saying, dude, back on top? I mean, take
me through your range of emotions now. No, granted, I
know you're busy, right.
Speaker 3: But you still, you know, still keep up with the
old album water.
Speaker 5: Take me through the range of emotions to after the
Michigan loss to then a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 7: Man, I was hot about that Michigan game. I No,
I wasn't. I was. I wasn't saying he needed to
be out, but I was like, all right, now we
got to go on the stretch. We got to put
something special together. Like you know, it's really similar to
that twenty fifteen team that lost to Virginia Tech. Yes,
but man, they really put it together. I thought our
defense had played great in that Michigan game. Yep, you know,
Jack Sawyer coming up with a pick only for it
to turn in the points the other way. And but
you know, the goal on that run was truly special.
And watched a lot of guys just step up in
key moments.
Speaker 3: I mean it's insane.
Speaker 5: I think they ended up eating like six of the
like final like top nine or something and beating everybody
by double digits.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Uh, what what were you doing when Sawyer comes up
with the fourth down?
Speaker 3: Were you watching the game? Library you play?
Speaker 7: I watched every game, Okay, I watched every uh Tennessee game.
They just blitzed them. They just they got out to
an unsurmountable lead where you know, at halftime you're like, oh,
we got this yeah. Uh. And then the Oregon game,
you knew that was the get back game.
Speaker 4: It was crazy.
Speaker 3: I felt bad for Oregon, freaking smid dude.
Speaker 7: I felt bad for Oregon because to be the number
one ranked team and then I have to play Ohio
State in the second round not at home, was crazy
to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that, Yeah that did fair? Yeah, absolutely fair.
Speaker 7: And then you watched us that Texas game going back
and forth, and then Jack sawr coming up with that
uh that uh play? Uh No, I think he rushed
the sack, he.
Speaker 5: Got the third down, he he caused the third down
in completion with great rush, and then.
Speaker 3: He who deanied old boy on.
Speaker 5: Fourth down, hit it with that perfectly time handslime, and
it's the worst feeling as the old lineman.
Speaker 3: You're out over your.
Speaker 5: Skis, You're been over like this, the guys nowhere to
be found. Just shameful, Yeah, just absolutely shameful. And then
he's immortal.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 5: You make it play like that, you live forever. You
also live forever. Uh, if you make the NFL Hall
of Fame, if you make it an All Decade team,
made the All Decades. I thought you made the All
Decade team. I was a little bit ticked tens.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I'm sorry. I gotta keep playing so
I can try and make it the twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: I've been saying that for years.
Speaker 7: Well I'll just hey, we'll just put it out there,
put it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna manifest it, speaking into existence.
But the point is, you've had an unbelievable NFL career,
like you said, you know, Potting, you're a father of three,
You've won championships all over the place, and you've been
scscul everything you've done in life. What do you what
do you do with your town time? Like, like, what
do you I like to play chess? I mean like,
do you play, like, do you have any Do you
have any?
Speaker 4: Yeah? True?
Speaker 5: Do you have any moments to yourself where you're like,
maybe I want to read this, maybe we want it's
a TV show?
Speaker 3: Want to play a little chest or something?
Speaker 7: You have anything? I play spades on my phone, Solitaire.
But then I'm a big TV person. Movie guy. I
just love watching just comedies. I can't watch like the
True Crimes. That's just too much for me. It makes
me think the world's the worst place in the world.
So I just need something to just, you know, calm
me down and enjoy the night.
Speaker 3: What do you.
Speaker 4: Did?
Speaker 5: You end up being terribly nerdy? Like did you ever
get into Lord of the Rings, Star Wars anything like that?
Speaker 7: I want I do Star Wars, but Lord of the
Ring is way too much for me. Really, there's way too.
Speaker 4: Much lower everybody's perfect guys.
Speaker 7: You know, I don't know, are you, like?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 5: Lord of the Rings changed my life. I guess this
is true. This has been right after we talked about me. No,
I am no a massive for I like to paint miniatures.
Ever since I watched Queen's Cambit, I started playing chess
and I've literally played every day of my life since serious,
I cannot quit the super Bowl party. I am most
excited for this Friday four to seven pm chess dot
Com party.
Speaker 7: See, I was so nervous. I was so nervous about
I was like, there's no way I'm getting embarrassed in
front of a bunch of people when it comes to chess.
Speaker 5: Oh, were they trying to get you to play in
the turn? Yeah, I'm like, and you don't play? I
play a little bit.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll hop on them. Bro come on, I.
Speaker 7: Rather do like categories or scrabble.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get. I'm trying to get I don't think.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I could play in the tournament,
but I'm just trying to play over the board. I
never get to play against people in real life, you know.
I'm just constantly on the toilet on my phone playing
people online. Like, for once, I just want to be
playing where I can see the other person across from
me with my eyes right.
Speaker 4: But we'll get there. You got it?
Speaker 3: So how long are you gonna try to keep this
thing going?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 3: You're just taking it one year at a time at
this point.
Speaker 7: Oh, I got I got two on the books, and
then we'll see what happens.
Speaker 5: Okay, hell yeah, man, Well it's been awesome catching up again.
It's so cool watching you from Afar, all the success
you had.
Speaker 3: My old man wanted you and wanted me to tell you.
Speaker 7: Hello, tell coach, I said, what's up? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do you remember Larry? He used to always yell at
poor Larry.
Speaker 5: I just always remember Larry and then jumping about forty
inches into the air as yelled at.
Speaker 7: I remember one time I got yelled at. I cried
and I had to run around the field for like
and like, it wasn't like I did anything. I was
just going up against another old linement and I knocked
him over. So it was just like, coach, I did
what I was supposed to do. I wasn't trying to.
Speaker 5: So my memory of you when we were that age
is because you were so much bigger than everybody else.
You you were almost forced to be a gentle giant.
Like you couldn't play like a psychopath because you would
get in trouble for it. Yes, and then and then
eventually you like had to unlock that as older and
everybody else got bigger as well and everything. But like, yeah, man,
it's it's like we used to play tackle the person
with the football. It's not what it was called, but
I later maybe I remember exactly, and that's.
Speaker 7: All we played.
Speaker 5: Dude, all we played is the best. But yeah, I
remember even in that game. It's just like, you know,
you hit someone, well, you thinks like an easy hit
next to you know the kids like got a by.
Speaker 3: Devin stoveballs.
Speaker 5: Well, dude, Hey, shout out to all the Duluth Wildcats
guys again, f te cula. That's for life. Shout out
wild Cats camp. Thank you so much by them. This
is awesome, man, Thank you absolutely.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 3: It's great catching up. We'll be back with more. Off
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Speaker 2: Off the Bench with Hester and T Bob live from
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Speaker 3: What's up, y'all.
Speaker 5: Welcome back to O TB Live Here Radio Row shout
out till the Bear's traving us out here.
Speaker 7: That was a lot of.
Speaker 4: Fun, man, M. T. Cammon years. It's weird.
Speaker 5: You know, very clevery close growing up, and then junior
high started playing for your teams.
Speaker 3: You go to your separate ways, you go.
Speaker 5: To school, then you're in high school, both being recruited.
You go on some officials together, you know, some Nike
camps together. But have not seen him probably, I mean, actually,
to be completely honest, I don't know if I've seen
him in real life since an FCA breakfast before the
seven National Championship. So great to catch up a boy
after seventeen years. Apart only in the intervening seventeen years
he ended up becoming an NFL Hall of Famer. And
not to brag, I was a UDFA with the Saint
Louis Ramps for four months. So and now, I mean,
I don't know if cam knows this, but he was
just talking to the seventh ranked local mid market morning
sports talk show in the entire country, So you know, guys,
not to brag there.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I look so small? What rivers?
Speaker 5: Just send me a picture of me and Kim that
is mind blowing? Tiny tiny lad, tiny lad there? Uh
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Speaker 8: T Bob, I am so happy that you did not
mention this throughout the show today because I couldn't decide
what I wanted to do. I wanted to do something
super Bowl related. I could have talked about Trump becoming
the first sitting president to attend the Super Bowl. I
could have talked about Super Bowl champ Mason Crosby finally
hanging it up. But I neglected to mention that today
is February fifth. That means it is the eight year
anniversary of the biggest Super Bowl collapse in NFL history.
Of course, I am talking about the Atlanta Falcons twenty
eight to three lead over the New England Patriots. New
England scores twenty eight straight points, including a twenty five
to nothing outscoring the Falcons in the fourth quarter and overtime.
And guys, there were so many big plays in that game,
none bigger than the Julian Edelman catch. If you're watching
on YouTube, you can see it right now. It was
first down with two minutes to twenty seconds ago. Julian
Edelman made one of the greatest catches in Super Bowl history,
and of course that led them to the game tying score.
They ultimately went into overtime and they won that game.
So you know, being a Cowboys fan myself, I've never
got to see my favorite.
Speaker 4: Team win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 8: So what do I enjoy doing trolling other teams when
they collapsed miserably, And that's what the Atlanta Falcons did.
It's a happy eight year anniversary to those who celebrate.
Speaker 5: It is it was the literal greatest possible outcome for
the New Orleans Saints. The one thing you remember, you
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for the vast majorities of their history. The one thing
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They've only been once, but they managed to win it.
And here the Atlanta Falcons are twice. They have managed
to find their way there, and twice they have fallen short,
including that opportunity eight years ago where they would have
had more recent bragging rights. They and not only do
they end up losing, but they suffer the literal most
heartbreaking all time defeat collapse.
Speaker 4: Of all time.
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Speaker 2: Happen Off the Bench with Hester and Bob live from
Super Bowl fifty nine Radio Row in New Orleans, present
up by Low Veris Casino, Hotel, Baton Rouge.
Speaker 3: Yo, what is going on? Guys? Welcome back to.
Speaker 5: OTV and wow, what a moment here it is. So
if you are a longtime listener of the show, of
course you remember the magical twenty nineteen LSU Run and
one of our segments that we developed, Duran said run
was this really funny guy online who was doing coachoe impressions.
And then we started having on the radio. I started
to do, you know, acting as coach all the radio.
And now he's going on to be a complete superstar.
Of course we talking about Joey Mullinerrow Joey.
Speaker 7: What's up?
Speaker 3: Brother, dude?
Speaker 9: T Bob's so good to be here man in New
Orleans for the super Bowl. Like this is pinch me, bro,
I can't believe it. This is awesome, It's insane.
Speaker 3: So what you just drove in? Yeah, me and my
pops drove overnight.
Speaker 9: Uh stopped a little Meridian, Mississippi overnight for a little
four hour nap. Oh my, caught the Hampton in there,
and uh then hoped it down here to the New
Orleans and yeah, just just did like three miles going
to haul Ja to pick on my credential.
Speaker 3: Bro, this thing is so big, it takes so long. Yeah,
Rivers had me do that segment over there.
Speaker 7: I'm like out of breath.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. I mean, what a great guy.
Speaker 5: Guys, he drives overnight, comes in and hooves it over
here to otb to come on.
Speaker 3: Well, I had to, dude, it's been like five.
Speaker 9: Yeah, like you mentioned, like I kind of feel like
this is a full circle moment. It is a full
circle moment for us, because, like you said, it was
the start of twenty twenty when all that was going
down to LSU and I would come on and kind
of got ingratiated by the folks of Louisiana. I was
at the championship in New Orleans start of twenty twenty.
Now we're at the super Bowl five years later.
Speaker 3: It's awesome. Well, it's like I.
Speaker 5: Remember going to I remember what game it was, but
I remember going to an LSU game with you pregame
and you were like, like you know normally like I'm
used to in those crowds. Were like, it is crazy
how LSU centric you became, Like you beget you really
got adopted by this part of the country.
Speaker 3: Dude, Yeah, I know. That was so fun.
Speaker 9: I may or may not have puked in a couple
of trash cans walking by, And that's the magic of
t Bob's tailgates right there. But that's what I always
tell people. Everybody's just like, what, what's what the LSU?
You know, coach is not there anymore. I'm like the
people of Baton Rouge, the people who are l s
U fans, the majority of them. They ingreat they welcome
me in with open arms so much that I'll always
feel indebted and be loyal to them.
Speaker 7: So I love this.
Speaker 3: I love I love the Louisiana folks.
Speaker 5: Shout out to uh Joey's dad, host of the Rule
of the Galaxy podcast, to Star Wars podcast, Old Joe
Balnaro then with Alfie and Brent Dykman and everybody. Yeah
you gotta try Noted Eagles huh. Also famous Plumber on TikTok.
You may y'all some of y'all may.
Speaker 3: Are d I y Dave.
Speaker 5: Yeah it is great, but okay, okay, Joey. So it's
it's interesting because you you you start, you start with
the impression first on the scene, you go to barstool,
and then you bet on yourself and and and you
you go find your fortune elsewhere, and you've been killing it.
And I gotta say, hey, man, I know that, well,
I know like you have your ted too, Like I
I feel like you view yourself as a as a
true comedian. And the most impressive part to me, man,
is the writing you when you do the modern let's
say it's like modern Seinfeld modern office. It's it's the
impressions are great, obviously ease, you have to be right,
but it's it's the fact that it literally feels like
the writer's room has just been taken out of the eighties,
out of the early two thousands and put here in
twenty twenty four.
Speaker 9: Thank you, my brother. I appreciate that. Yeah, that's uh,
that's what you know. When everybody talks about like, you
know you have the football, people are like to.
Speaker 7: Fall over the process.
Speaker 3: You gonna fall in love with the weight room watching
watching tape.
Speaker 9: That's the film room, and the tape for me is
uh sitting in there and chopping up sketches and chopping
up scripts and I love it, dude, I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Do you watch like, so do you do?
Speaker 5: You go back and you're rewatching some of these old
episodes and like kind of taking notes on like they're
not like literal notes, but I mean, are you absorbed.
Speaker 3: It's all just about them.
Speaker 9: Once you find the character, like once you know exactly
how they would act any situation or most situations, then
that's just like putting a giant puzzle piece together. And
I love that that clicks in my brain so much. Right,
So it's just like, all right, well, what's Kramer gonna do?
Speaker 3: What would he do? And you know Radio row, what
would Castanza do?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 9: He probably have beef with somebody that he was one
of the snub right twenty years ago? Right, Kramer probably
ends up like on McAfee's show somehow Right, you have
that whole thing?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9: So it's just like fit those puzzle pieces together, bro,
that's really what gets me going, gets me excited.
Speaker 3: So how what is that?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 3: How long do those things take?
Speaker 5: Is it varied? Is it like it's raged? Like how
long would it take? Because let's say it comes out
to a minute long, Yeah, and it's really tight and
it's really good. How long did it take from like
conception of the idea to here we are finished?
Speaker 9: Just depends on how insane my two year olds being
that day, you know, I mean, you know how that goes.
So you got to throw that wrench in there a
little bit. You know, if he's in a good mood,
he's got his fruit snacks and slippy, then you know,
I can sit down and punch up a script within
an hour and then by filming in that's a two
hour turnaround.
Speaker 3: No way, Okay, that's really that's crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: If I can just lock in andto it, no, I know,
but it's hard.
Speaker 4: You got a two year old in one year old.
Speaker 3: I'm at six four and two.
Speaker 5: I got my You got your boy, yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
And I'm I'm learning now like you are that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the boys are a little different, for sure. He's
just like I heard you saying, my Dad's show. Yeah,
he says. He's absolutely nuts.
Speaker 5: He is just I mean, he throws everything. The other
day out at the New Orleans Children Museum, I bought
him this little train and here he threw the engine.
It was this badass pirate engine. He threw it into
the water. And so next thing you know, I get
a net from the museum and it's this little lake.
Speaker 3: I weighed down. It's cold, about fifty forty degrees for us.
It's coold. I weigh down there.
Speaker 5: Take my shoes off, socks off. I'm trying to get
in the water. I'm like, I gotta go deeper. Take
my pants off and have like a Bill Cosby sweater on.
I take my pants off. I pulled my underwear to
write up underneath my ass cheeks. And so if you
were at the New Orleans Children Museum a couple of
weeks ago, you would have seen a man with thick,
creamy thighs waiting in the water desperately trying to fish this.
Speaker 9: Hey man, I said, you've been going to those early classes.
I seen you've been pumping it there. That's that's Rivers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a Vault fitness shout out as well, dude,
thanks man.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I stop drinking soda, stop drinking beer, and I lost
like twenty five pounds. You know, it's pretty crazy, So
I'm taking a lot of pride in it. I got
tired again called Joey fat cheeks and lay off the
donuts and stuff on Twitter. So I said, you know what,
I'm gonna cut a few things out see if this works.
And uh yeah, man, people are now, people are giving me.
It's so funny because they go from that Joey fat
cheeks when you lay off the donuts, then all of
a sudden, I lose twenty five pounds ozimpic, bro, I.
Speaker 7: Know that, dude.
Speaker 5: That is that is one of the worst ancillary effects
of the rise of ozimpic.
Speaker 3: I don't care everybody your thing you want to do it.
Speaker 5: But now, anybody who loses weight, it's when you get
accused of like, no, no, like I'm putting in the
freaking time, dude, about here working?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean grilled chicken and broccoli for every meal
during the week.
Speaker 5: I only eat like three pm to eight pm during
the week. Come on, come on, dude, give me a break.
Speaker 3: Exactly. Just slamming black coffee. That's a suppressant, right.
Speaker 5: I did end up Yeah, I did end up getting
fixed though after my third child.
Speaker 3: Oh good for you, man. Have you had that yet?
I'm not wait, are you're Catholics? Probably you're gonna get
excommunicated if you try to do that. Yeah, we gotta
let that open, you know.
Speaker 9: We gotta just see if there's any more any more
playmakers out there.
Speaker 3: But so, how about this.
Speaker 5: You want to talk about a a a a setting
rife with comedic potential. Sure, the guy who cut me
was doctor Cockrell and he's a former L s U
football player and.
Speaker 3: So cock yeah, doctor Steeler. Uh no, no, no, no,
I don't think I don't wait wait.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't think so I don't know us look it up.
But you don't go to sleep during the procedure, really no.
So you get in there and the nurse comes in.
They literally prep your balls, right, they like, but they
prep your balls. They're sitting up there almost like they're
all on the stage. That's awkward to begin with. I'm like, look,
it's a little cold in here, you know, I don't
know whatever. And then yeah, the doctor comes in and
we're just chopping it up, talking about LSU football.
Speaker 3: The team's gonna be this fun?
Speaker 9: Is he doing this as a distraction to you? So
you don't know what's going on?
Speaker 3: I can. I can smell my nuts burning like you could.
Speaker 7: It's a laser.
Speaker 3: They yes, like I think. I think they cut you
open and then they uh, oh.
Speaker 7: They have to.
Speaker 3: It's like a lightsaber.
Speaker 5: At one point, yes, at one point there is some
sort of searing of flesh. Not the brad guys. He said,
I had one of the thickest, vast deferends he's ever seen.
Speaker 9: A vast deference. I mean, big, best deference. It's all
you can ask for.
Speaker 3: That's what I've always heard the ladies love. But yes,
so you're done. I'm not done.
Speaker 9: Maybe I don't know, but you got you got the
two little girls and the boy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're good to go.
Speaker 7: You're tapped out.
Speaker 5: It's been super fun. I am tapped out. You're not
tapped out because you're very busy. You're here with Fandle.
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Man, we got the big kick of Destiny three, the
Manning Brothers. Right, you've had Gronk the past two years,
and now it's Eli versus Peyton. So it's awesome, dude, Like,
you can get anybody on board. It's free, Like you
sign up and you don't have to put any money down.
You just pick who you think is gonna win, and
then you get to share the ten million dollar bonus
bets on FanDuel if you pick correctly. So yeah, you
get your mom's in there, who are just like, Oh,
I love Peyton, he's so cute.
Speaker 4: Or Eli.
Speaker 9: I think he's like my mom loves Eli, right, so
she goes with Eli.
Speaker 3: Right, So she's on the kick Adestiny with Eli.
Speaker 7: It's good for the ladies.
Speaker 3: To get involved. Whoever, not a football fan, anybody get
on there. Pick Eli, Pick Peyton.
Speaker 9: Those guys who are in the commercials kick adestiny three
of the fandol it's gonna be sick.
Speaker 5: I don't know how true this is, but I had
a high school football coach and told me that Eli
had a hog. For whatever that's worth. Guys, I don't know.
Maybe make sure we'll figure out this one. Are we
in socculates that Yeah, I got some as one does
when you come to pat when you come to Louisiana,
Asian fusion is the answer.
Speaker 9: Shoutout to last time, though last time, first time. This
our second time we've been together. First time t Bop
took us out and was just like, we're.
Speaker 7: Getting shaggy and ben huge.
Speaker 9: I got a place bro wake up, wake up at
three in the morning. We got an LSU to get
at nine, wake up at three in the morning with
his full breakdown of Lord of the Rings in my inbox.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I have a bad habit of when I
black out, I just text people Lord of the Ring stuff.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it was a whole theory. I don't even remember
what it was.
Speaker 5: But I did the same thing to Chris Dory into
SEC Media Days a couple of years ago.
Speaker 7: I was like, you couldn't even handle the ring man.
You can't do it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm sorry, Chris, I don't remember sending this.
Speaker 7: It is great.
Speaker 3: I hope for that tonight again. All Right, guys, Joey,
thank you so dude. Thanks for having me. Yeah, man
legend uh close neck Nope, nope, what do you want
to do? You just want to keep going?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're on the last break already, in the last breakady.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're just gonna blow through it.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, we're not gonna blow We're on the
last break, on the last.
Speaker 3: Wait, we're on the last break.
Speaker 5: I thought we had no no, no, I missed a break, right, am,
I crazy break? Let's do some massa bitch run back
coolkers life visitor at Seltzer Blue moon Lights. Guy suit,
My bad, Joey. I didn't have to kick you out yet.
Thank you, though, Boo, I love you. I'll text you
in a little bit when the show's over. All right, Uh,
Barcelo's in there. You have what kind of operation to
t go through?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: That was the the.
Speaker 4: Fixing, you know? A uh the section.
Speaker 6: Event.
Speaker 5: Portnoy asked the bench, did y'all see Portno do a
Petri view of Metai, and he mentioned he saw our quarterback.
I did not see the stolen quarterback bit. I did
see the pizza Geo score very highly.
Speaker 3: Shout out to Geo's man, that's awesome.
Speaker 5: I think you're gonna be in for a very busy
few days now, so have the kitchens ready to go. But,
like as someone who, I gotta be honest, I don't
always have a lot of pizza pride in South Louisiana.
It's pretty cool to see a to see a pizza
expert give, give, give some loves when you come out
of obviously docs all Eventually I will, I promise I'm
going to eventually all right, what am I?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 4: What was it?
Speaker 5: What else was I looking for? I need to make
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It's fried trip and roast beef is sloppy, like any
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weather person, I don't know ask the bench.
Speaker 3: What does not belong on pizza?
Speaker 4: Not much.
Speaker 5: I can pretty much put it. I mean it's cheese,
bread and sauce. Guys, it's not hard to understand. Uh,
asked bench, Did you realize today's National Signing Day? I
did not ask the bench. Does Tea Bob really have
cocaine in those white pants? No? But I wish it,
did ask the bench. Have you had any Cafe Dumont yet?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: Why would he go to Cafe Dumont? Absolutely not? Not
like no, no, disrepect Caffe Dumont. But if you try
to go this week Cafe Demon, you're gonna be waiting
for eighteen hours for Bignet's. I'm sorry, I just can't
do it. I can't do it. Kevindumon is great. You know,
a cornerstone of this not gonna do it this week?
If you could get rid of one condiment, what would
it be?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 5: We're not get rid of ketchup bo. Shut the hell up.
That's the dumbest answer I've ever heard. I hope you
don't come to work tomorrow now.
Speaker 4: Uh, we'd be screwed. So actually, don't do that.
Speaker 3: Uh, I don't know, dude. I think I love all condiments.
Speaker 5: Actually, guys, I don't know, like maybe horse radish, but
I like horse radish, I just don't like it as
much as like everything else.
Speaker 3: Are We gotta go love you guys.
Speaker 1: You tomorrow off the bench.