Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons. Throwing some ice
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Thanks for telling a friend and spreading the word about
the pirate ship. Tonight from the set of Deadliest Catch,
It's Dougie Phelps. Whoo like you just got off a
fishing boat.
Speaker 2: I got the deadliest catch. I caught crabs this weekend.
Oh yeah, she was worth it. Thirty two. I want
younger really well, it's hitting on her grandmother. Grandmother didn't
like me, and the young one took me. It's been
a rough year. I have yet to get laid. This
is a bad I got to share my feelings with
the audience. I don't know I'm why I'm like zuberant today.
I had a lot of energy energy. I just drove
from Stanford Stafford, Stafford. Yeah, population five hundred and thirty two.
Speaker 1: Why were you in Stafford? And what is in Stafford?
Speaker 2: Not much?
Speaker 1: Stafford sounds nice, it sounds quaint.
Speaker 2: It is quaint. It's like Mayberry is a U. I
had an uber guy from nursing home, a worker. Oh, okay,
problem with his license. Yeah that is he thought he
was a good to go and he got stopped last weekend. Yeah,
and he found out he is it charge of ninety
nine dollars Uber and I got thirty dollars of it.
Speaker 1: Okay, so because why because he reserved it? Yeah? Should
you not be doing that? What would be an Uber tip?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that okay to give an Uber tip?
Speaker 2: Yeah? If you're because you're just douting about, just put
on Uber Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. And if
the price is high.
Speaker 1: Yeah, leave and go back in.
Speaker 2: No refresh, sure, refresh your phone, okay, and hopefully the
price will go down. Yeah, hopefully it doesn't go up
and you caught the lowest price. But eventually every every
ten or fifteen minutes, so sway, depending on how many
riders in the area, snow has a lot to do with.
There are a lot more bonuses. But in the past
two weeks this is day fifteen sixteen, a lot of
airport rides, yeah, and just rides in general to work
to their parents. They just I think more people want
to reserve rides so and long and far. I mean
even just a four minute ride. People reserving them just
so they, I think, feel like somebody's gonna show up. Yeah.
Maybe there's been a lot of cancelations. I've heard that
too from other people thanking me, especially Nicole, thank god
you came. You're the third driver. I'm like, really, this
is a four minute ride. Who's canceling all? They said,
they're on the way and then they cancel it, So
maybe they're looking for a bigger Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've been doing reserves sometimes for my kid, and it's
more expensive to reserve it.
Speaker 2: Yes, right, so it's more on my too, which I'm
loving right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, yeah, I don't mind. Hope.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit absolutely late.
Speaker 1: I got it again. For the economy that I do,
do what I.
Speaker 2: Care, they have these uh and for safety they have
these four digit numbers.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I remember I first started ubering, there was a lot
of cases of rape and yeah kidnap, not kidnapping.
Speaker 1: But creep with a white beer. Yeah, white car.
Speaker 2: He's abducted, inductions. That's a big word for me. So yeah,
crabs in So you have a four digit number, and
what people are doing They're getting in the car and
they're saying, oh, it's one, two, three four. I'm like,
this is the first year it came out. In the
first year that it had came out, I'm like, excuse me,
I go, this is what you're supposed to do. You're
supposed to have. You rolled down my window, give me
the number. I punch it in. Then it goes back
to your phone. Yeah, this is Doug not getting somebody's car,
not knowing who it is. Right now. This is more
prevalent in the bigger cities Miami, Atlanta, but it's still
safety and you're doing it wrong. And then I get
a bad rating because you think I'm trying to correct him.
I'm trying to help you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why don't you just shut your mouth and let
them do what they want to do? You know what,
because you know you're not being creepy.
Speaker 2: Well, guys, I could care a dog. I don't know
it all women, they might.
Speaker 1: Play the right way or don't ride.
Speaker 2: Hey, if you go get abducted.
Speaker 1: And you don't make Karen over there, carrot, I'm not
read anymore for lady, especially on vacation.
Speaker 2: No, I hear you.
Speaker 1: I think it's a smart thing that they're doing it.
It is about guys.
Speaker 2: I don't tell, but women, yeah, I guess sisters. You know,
I don't want anything to happen to them. So this
is just you know, I'm just like, I'm just letting
you know. And ding one, why is my reading going down?
You can't tell some people anything now? I don't even care.
Speaker 1: Well, I thought the rape was complimentary, and.
Speaker 2: Well do it right? Well the ride last is longer
than rape.
Speaker 1: Terrible people upset, but that kind of I don't like
that either. No, I know, you know why you're saying.
You're talking like that because I have no Because you
went to the Dollar Store for toothpaste. It's from China
and they put lead in it, and you're fucking your
face up or your brain or something. Doug breaks me. Hey,
I'm going to Uh, I'm going to the Dollar Story.
If you want anything, I say no.
Speaker 2: He says, no, I'm all gonna go toothpaste. Ain't a
loop question mark? Yeah, and he forgot he was out
of toothpaste.
Speaker 1: But I use something called uh, what did I see
the other day? I think it's called slick wid what
loube look it up? Slick wid you use this. It
was something somebody was telling me about.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, you went to I have this. I
used it to Somebody told me that slick wid. I
don't have slick wid. Okay, but I mean, yeah, I'm
sure there's more soon brand of a.
Speaker 1: Picture of anal lube like called fire something or other.
Speaker 2: Fire. Yeah, I don't think that'd be a good market.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Let me see if I can find
the picture. I'll show you.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, honey, I want to have anal go in
my drawing.
Speaker 1: I had to download it fire lube.
Speaker 2: No, it's nice and easy.
Speaker 1: I had to download it just to see here.
Speaker 2: I mean obviously.
Speaker 1: Oh oh it's called uh, it's called funck sauce anal
Oh okay, yeah, let me let me show that, just
you know, just in case. Yeah, there it is fuck
sauce anal. Oh lovely.
Speaker 2: I mean there's more than one company making this.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I don't know if I tried to show it.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you go to Wegman's in the cereal
there's seventy six cereals. You go to show World, it
might not have seventy six different ones, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is fuck sauce anal. Now, the weird part
is like even last night we had my mom on briefly,
did your parents ever discover anything about you that would
upset them? Goad not upset them in terms of I mean,
like there's I'll say, with most stuff, it falls within
the bounds of being a kid, right, there are certain
things like experimenting with drinking or drugs or something like that.
You're not you don't want to approve of that. Certainly,
I think drugs. I never took drugs, okay, but but
I'm just saying, like, if it happened, it, maybe it's
not out. It's not like the most unheard of wild
thing in the world. Right, A little bit of shoplifting
is not It's not unheard of. I would I hope
no on money kids would do it. But that's the thing.
So when I was like nineteen and I still lived
at home, I had a girlfriend and she was a
little bit dirty, wild, and she wrote a Harlequin style letter,
like a couple page Harlequin. You ever hear the Harlequin novels?
Like you know you're er? Yeah, I know nerds know that, okay,
but most nerds, you know Harlequin novel okay, So she
was a She wrote the and it was like I
want your throbbing blah blah blah, you know, all this stuff,
and my mother found it. So last night it.
Speaker 2: Came she proofree to with a red pen.
Speaker 1: We thought, my father would you don't need a capital
P and penis throbbing only his one bee. So she
So I brought this up last night, and the guys
wanted me to call my mom. So I did, and
I did that and I said, if if I tell
you the name, will well she remembered this girl. Did
not like this girl at all. I have not followed
up with my mother. I should have. I did not
call her after the podcast because I call caught her
kind of blindside and she rolls with shit now, you know,
because look what is she going to do about it?
But I was, I was thinking about it, and I go,
I don't know how I would feel if I found
that letter. And I don't remember all the details of it,
but my mother knew. I guess she talked about showering
together in it and all this other stuff, and we
did and uh, I'm like, I'm not sure that I
want to know that about my kids. My mother's big
point was that you still lived under my roof, and
I didn't like it going on, and she thought it
was happening in her house. It wasn't. It was down.
But either way, your parents ever nothing.
Speaker 2: I remember now. I think we had a party one time,
a very small party with the neighbors up the street,
their kids and I mean maybe fifteen twenty people, and
the girl up the street wrote a letter in passing
notes in school. Her mother found the letter that came
to our parents. And I don't think we got any trouble.
I think they were disappointed, but in the scheme of things,
we were not big. I think I got I weren't
stealing whiskey or getting high or.
Speaker 1: I stole I stuffed a note in sixth grade, like
because the teachers come by, and I remember my father
finding it. It was I left it in my pants.
They went up in the hamper. My mother got it,
so my father had to confront me. He always had
to do the heavy lifting with the bad stuff. And
I think it said I want to f this girl,
like f gone. I don't even think I knew what
it meant at the time, but I remember getting the oh,
you know, all this stuff.
Speaker 2: Do you know what sex?
Speaker 1: The weird part is like we make it. I don't
want you talk in that way, but it's not an
unnatural thing to have feelings like that. And instead they
just would come at you with basically they didn't want
to talk about it, so they just shut you down.
I'll tell you what they were like the government. They
just shut you the fuck down.
Speaker 2: Well, sometimes it's easier to talk to an uncle or
an an.
Speaker 1: Absolutely it is. I understand that. I would agree with
that one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: So I'm not talking about that.
Speaker 1: My dad found this letter and then came to me
and said, instead of like going, hey, I found this letter,
you mind talking to my kid about it or you know,
bring it up, I get that this was just basically,
do you even know what this means? Why would you
write this is an awful word?
Speaker 2: How old were you for sixth grade?
Speaker 1: So you're like twelve? Yeah, well yeah, so you don't
really know, but you think you do, right, You think
you know all the answer?
Speaker 2: If you swear with a slip slip of swear word,
where do you hear that? Well, I'm from you, from
your parents exactly. You know they think nothing about of course.
Speaker 1: So That's why I always get I always uh, that
always bothers me. You did go with your nephew could
to that nerd movie Hawk That looks awful to me.
Speaker 2: The Captain America. Yeah, it doesn't look good. It isn't.
It wasn't. Don't spend your money on it. The Red
Hulk and all the Yeah, he's in it for five minutes.
Speaker 1: What are they doing?
Speaker 2: I guess it's part of a off of this series
on Disney plus The Falcon in the Winter Soldier, so
I was hoping there would be a little more action.
Speaker 1: Do you watch this stuff? Are you going to that
kind of stuff?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Marvel in the DC universe, Absolutely, yeah, girl, the up?
What are you talking about? Start you start growing up?
You start growing all my friend?
Speaker 1: You do?
Speaker 2: Yes, you do? Look at you?
Speaker 1: You wonder about what about me? Look at me? Look
talking about look at me? Yes? Okay, okay, right, you're
staying young. Don't grow up in that in that way.
I just never got into those movies.
Speaker 2: What about the comic books?
Speaker 1: Did you? I never got into com I did. It
wasn't my thing.
Speaker 2: Okay. I had a few, and I enjoyed. I like
the animation. I like drawing as.
Speaker 1: A I liked Superman and then I and then after
that drawing my own cartoon characters. I was sports. I
did a lot of sports, and I was a lot
of I just I don't even know.
Speaker 2: I was Franks.
Speaker 1: Around all the time. Yeah, playing comedy. Comedy was my
big Okay, how's that going? Great? I mean I I
did a couple of decades on the radio, right, so yeah,
doing this it's good.
Speaker 2: You are, It's all good. It is good. We don't
know the comedy show.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to do it. Why because I
just I don't.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll put it together.
Speaker 1: Do you want to put together? Okay, well we can
we can do.
Speaker 2: You can open you can have five minutes.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm I'm so.
Speaker 2: Oh you asked over the weekend five minutes. Does that
include the ride to your house?
Speaker 1: No? Does that include scorting the slick wid on you? Yeah,
slick wid it's water based, Okay, slick wid that's it
for I don't know. Painting, Yeah, it's the lube, you know,
when you're gonna paint all over, when you're gonna paint
the Hawaiian Islands on her back or Rochester snow sea.
It's like living on Mars.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're just gonna put a tree over here, a
snow bank over here, and.
Speaker 1: Uh, polar beer right in the middle.
Speaker 2: Photos almost done.
Speaker 1: It's terrible. Yeah, I im feeling like they should probably
call my mom back after that conversation yesterday, only because
here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Who was the girl that you rolled this to her
fooling around with?
Speaker 1: She wrote it to me?
Speaker 2: Is she on Facebook? If VERY looked her up?
Speaker 1: Somebody sent it to me. I don't remember her, knew
last name. She is not under her maiden name, so
I wouldn't be able to find her and I but
I didn't even go look her up last night after
the name came up and everything. But the weird here's
the weird part. And this is going to make you
probably a little uncomfortable. But I'll say that, well you
love doing that? No, no, no, that it'll make you
uncomfortable because of the topic. Not I like getting under
your skin. She just bother you. Yeah, I use it,
Neil sporn no quick slick wuid slick wid the I like,
I was trying to think about this. I don't think
that that kind of behavior showering with somebody at nineteen
of the Office of Saxony. Is that out of bounds?
It's not you're over eighteen. Well, this is what I'm saying.
It's not that out of bounds. Okay, I get it.
Your mother doesn't want to read about it. I wouldn't
want to read about my kids doing it.
Speaker 2: Although she and she could have stopped reading and said, hey,
Henry or whatever your father's name is, Bill, Bill, I
started reading this, I'm not happy. Can you read it
and take care of it? But she forced herself.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think it was like three I think it
was three pages. She wrote it as a joke, and
she made it really filthy, and I put perfume on
it and did all this shit. And I think I
don't remember because don't forget. Their house burned down and
I left it. I don't even know why she was
in my room, why she found it. All my father
said to me was her mother from the letter? Yeah,
and that was it.
Speaker 2: But she's the whole story.
Speaker 1: But my mother never talked to me about it. But
here's the thing. They never talked about anything. And I
as a child. I've talked about this on the podcast
and various radio shows. And I'm not sure that I
ever dealt with it properly, although I've attempted to. I
was molested as a kid by a guy, so I
always was afraid girls would if I even tried to
make out with him, I would do it wrong and
they know they would know I had done something that
was deemed gay, and I knew I wasn't gay, but
that they would be able to figure it out. So
that kept me from doing anything until I was probably
out of high school or just towards like I was seventeen,
but it was I was My birthday was over the summer,
so I didn't even turn eighteen to the end of
the summer, so it was at latter spring park. Maybe
then I started to go. The hormones were just like,
bod we're fucking going. And but here was the weird part,
like there were no breaks for me. There was no
and you could say this anybody, but there was no
like boundaries for me. It was well, if you like me,
this is what we do, because that's what was in
my head at you, and I always wonder what the
connection was because I wound up in a lot of
situations I didn't want to be me in later in
those early years with people staying too long in relationships,
I didn't want to be in all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 2: Didn't want to break a heart.
Speaker 1: No, I just always well because I was so fucked
up about sex. I thought it was something you had.
If you did it with somebody, you had to stay
with them, and that they you only did that with
the people you really cared about.
Speaker 2: Things are hard.
Speaker 1: Just my thing is like, sometimes there's a it's okay
to be casual, you know, and yeah, I have to
you know what, Let's see how good you are. We
will take a moment and there's an app and the
app is called I believe it's oh Me, oh Me TV,
and it's people from around the world. So you hit
the app, okay, and we'll see if you or I
can keep someone on long enough what you mean. So
it's usually young people and so you and I are
old like gold creepy guys, so they'll swipe right through you.
But if you get somebody, you got to say hello
and try to you got to try to charm. It
could be from anywhere in the world. We've done this
once before on the show.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we have lots of shows without you.
Speaker 2: So I'm told on Facebook.
Speaker 1: No, so only TV. We haven't done it in a
very very long time, but we hit it and people
from around the world will pop up and you've got
to see if you can strike a conversation with them.
But sometimes they go, you're fucking old and they get off,
like they'll yell at you. But we'll do see how
well you can do it and how well I can
do it. Okay, all right, yeah, we'll just see because now,
wait a second, I think you have an advantage. Why
because I think you have the gift of gab as
a bartender, and you know some good ways in you
know how to be welcoming and all that stuff. I
could be a little prickly, and you're also uber and
happy to see people. And I mean, of course you
get a one star rating because you have to correct
them on everything.
Speaker 2: But that's idiots.
Speaker 1: That's not my thing. But we'll try the only TV
and we'll see who, uh who can get people to
stay on longer.
Speaker 2: Okay, I got my opening line.
Speaker 1: This great. I love it. We'll get to that right
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well good jokes. Yeah, just don.
Speaker 2: Is this ai?
Speaker 1: No, this is just generic rock. Won't let you do
one intro, but I've I've we've had to scale it
back because of uh, sometimes things are getting flagged for copyright.
Oh right, so I we can go on more generic stuff.
Speaker 2: Got So somebody's been turning you in.
Speaker 1: I don't know if someone's been yeah I could, I guess.
Speaker 2: Or unless he is a FCC that you're under. It's
you have to pay two I mean even bars and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, no I'm not I'm not doing that right.
Speaker 2: So they're like, oh, you're you're at a frequency, so
you're playing.
Speaker 1: Well, it's music not it's like it's on certain channels
like YouTube will flag it sometimes meta flags it. So
I'll just figured, you know what, I wouldn't want to
be ripping somebody off. So, but we still need a
dougy intro.
Speaker 2: I mean, I got it. I get a man.
Speaker 1: Let me pull up the OI TV E TV. Uh. Oh,
we have a follower on only TV. There's ten messages.
That's all these chicks. Do you know that these are
a bunch of like bots AI other bots. So let
me see I forget how to do only TV? Now?
Oh wait here, here we go only TV. So watch
what happens so country? So this is only TV. Right,
they'll show you on the bottom, They'll show somebody on
the top and then we can go so, uh, we
can look at any country. But we're in the United States.
I am oh, I am male. Okay, and then I
guess we can stop it. I don't know how we
Maybe nobody's picking up on us.
Speaker 2: Two old guys, yeah, two old guys.
Speaker 1: On TV. Oh me am I O M E TV?
Oh m E yeah, oh m E TV.
Speaker 2: You gotta download the app. I'm guessing you do. You
have to download the app everything. Yeah, but this is
just one more thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, So right now there's three hundred and fifty eight
forty forty users online, and apparently no one's coming to us.
Oh wait, here we go, Okay, here we go, Black Mountain,
the United States. We got rejected by her. Okay, go
over here, here we go. What's going on, Zachary? What's up?
What is Zachary doing? No one's accenting? Okay, run somewhere else.
So that's how you gotta do is you just have
to slide it this way, Doug, and you can try
to see if you can get somebody to come on
and stay on with.
Speaker 2: You, except to reject. Except except Hi, Matilda, we're on
a podcast right now. How are you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I'm good good wow. That was my opening line. Everybody
wants to be noticed. Where are you, Uh at what state?
We're in New York, Virginia, Virginia. I've been through. Virginia's
very nice, big thing down. There is a basketball team,
are you basketball? It's a Pioneers soccer soccer So what
do you We're just checking on this as a billified
podcast in Rochester, New York. We're trying out this. Oh
M I M E M O E. I'm sorry, we're dyslexic,
but you really should it shouldn't what talk.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of things on here that the podcast
should not hear or see.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh really like what like what.
Speaker 3: Like naked men jerking their.
Speaker 1: Wait, come stop it?
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 3: I'm completely serious. If you scroll, if you changed it
to the girls settings, you'll get it like five times more.
Speaker 1: But so if we said that we're a woman.
Speaker 2: Well I think before we say anything. Hell, how old
are you? You're what twenty twenty three? Okay? Well, because
you look younger and I don't know. Yeah, I don't
want any troubles or anything.
Speaker 1: Well, you're not saying anything, you're not doing it.
Speaker 2: Better be safe. If you fail to prepare, you're prepare
to fail.
Speaker 3: I love that clube that it's a good one. My
dad uses it all the time. It's annoying.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh, could Doug be your granddad?
Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm just saying. By the way,
before well you call, by the way, I look with
my beard. Yes, she couldn't see it with a microphone.
Speaker 1: Oh, I got you? All right?
Speaker 2: What's the weather like down in Virginia?
Speaker 3: We're seven?
Speaker 1: Stop it you are? Yep?
Speaker 3: Tomorrow?
Speaker 1: Wow? Okay, all right?
Speaker 3: Oh in like four years in my area.
Speaker 1: Huh you haven't had snow in like four years and
now you're getting snow.
Speaker 2: Yep. Yeah, coal miners down there.
Speaker 1: Jinny right, what part of Virginia? Yeah, but I don't
know like AMBLI yeah, ro is. Uh isn't there a
lot of military there.
Speaker 3: We have? I think it's for Johnson. I think that's
what it's called.
Speaker 1: Yea big j Doug is a child. I knew if
I said big Johnson he would he would laugh. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Hi, I make a dirty joke.
Speaker 1: Because yeah, because we're children at heart. We're old men
that are children. You know. We can hang with your dad.
I bet your dad makes jokes.
Speaker 3: He makes a lot of butt jokes jokes.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, what do you mean? I'm usually
the butt of Bill's jokes.
Speaker 3: His favorite song is do you want to do it
in my butt?
Speaker 1: Who sings?
Speaker 2: Dad?
Speaker 3: I have a laugh problem for me? I look it
up for you.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you. I appreciate that. This is very
kind of you.
Speaker 2: I like what saying.
Speaker 1: Two faces and that's not two times?
Speaker 3: I think, damn will they also have a South Park version?
Speaker 1: Oh I like to do it in the butt?
Speaker 2: What what?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: What what in my butt?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have heard what what in my butt?
Speaker 2: I think I have too?
Speaker 1: What what? Okay? Well? Very good? Uh? What what else
happens on here? You go on here? How many times
a day are you on here? Or how many times
a week?
Speaker 3: To be honest, I really like once or twice a.
Speaker 1: Month, once or twice a month.
Speaker 4: And yet some.
Speaker 3: Nice people, some people.
Speaker 1: Sudge yeah a lot of times when we've gone on
here before with the podcast, and the contest is to
see who can keep someone on the longest. And I
think Doug one tonight and I haven't even gone yet.
But they'll look at us and go old creepy and
they just swipe and they get off of us.
Speaker 2: Well I wasn't drinking off?
Speaker 3: Well they Hey, to everyone no matter what they're doing.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, that's because you're very sweet and kind.
Speaker 2: Very nice. Have you ever left Virginia? Have been any other?
Speaker 4: Didn't?
Speaker 2: I wasn't born here?
Speaker 1: Were born?
Speaker 3: Do you know where Slovakia is?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, next to Romania?
Speaker 1: I was born, So you're Eastern European.
Speaker 3: I was moved to the US when I was eleven.
Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, and look at and you got that accent.
You got that sweet southern accent Slovakia.
Speaker 2: That's not a Jeopardy question every now and then. It's
around Romania and it's the southern part of Europe.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and a lot of guessers to be owner. I
play that a lot from an old lady by heart?
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you play by heart?
Speaker 3: Geo guessers?
Speaker 2: Geo guesser? I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: It's a game online. You can literally look at them
like Safari or Chrome or whatever and get the places
on the map by like what's around you?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, geography tests Yeah, basically yeah, very good.
Speaker 3: How you get street views sometimes uh huh it looks
like that and you get to walk a right like
you a walk around in crap. You have to guess
exactly where you're at.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Oh do you ever go back to Slovakia?
Speaker 3: I've been twice in my few years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean right now it's been uh war torn
in that area.
Speaker 3: I would think, Yeah, I haven't. I haven't been there
in three years, I believe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot. Do you ever talk to relatives
how our lives over there? You don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know my fadn't our family history?
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh, were you adopted?
Speaker 2: She's nodding. Yes, reception is getting bad.
Speaker 1: It might be, but that that's interesting because I thought
maybe you know knowing so you don't speak any other language?
Then see now you do. That's polish.
Speaker 2: He's Polish.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we won't waste any more of your time.
It's a pleasure talking to you though. You're a pretty
cool kid.
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you just.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't even ask. Now, Okay, here's Leah. Leah's
twenty six. She's in Washington. Hi, Leah, you're on a
Oh Lee got off? I lost. She's already gone.
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just hit accept Kelsey eighteen though, No, I'm not taking aim. Okay, Nicole, Nicole,
you're on a pie. Oh Ben oh she she shut
me down. Yeah see they're gone.
Speaker 1: They're gone like that good.
Speaker 2: Oh Ella, Ella was doing something naughty.
Speaker 1: I wonder if this has become like, look.
Speaker 2: Eva, you're on a podcast. Hi, honey, you're a bilified
you're on a podcast. How are are you? Yes?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 2: Where are you calling from? Where are you New Orleans?
I love New Orleans? You're and where Maryland? Maryland. I
love Maryland too. I've been through there, down to North Carolina,
Maryland crab, what are you vaping? You don't need to,
You're smoking enough. We're on a comedy show, so.
Speaker 1: Do you all right? We were told by another person
that there's a lot of nasty things that happen on
only TV? Is there is like what like what happens.
Speaker 3: Like like men playing with themselves? Women do it?
Speaker 1: Women do it too.
Speaker 2: I think we got to find somebody that'll be a winner.
Whoever gets done first.
Speaker 1: Bob would think there probably are more men that do
it here. Here's the funny part to me, The world
is designed by geniuses. Some genius invented this app. We
can communicate and talk to all these people, and then
it's run by idiots who are just whipping out their dinglings.
And you know what I mean? So what do you what?
What do you do on here? Have you met people
and then actually met them in real life?
Speaker 3: Yes? Actually I meet my boyfriend on here.
Speaker 1: You met your boyfriend on here? And does he live
near you?
Speaker 3: Yes? He lives like twenty five minutes.
Speaker 1: Twenty five minutes away and you would have never met
him had you kno gone on O MeTV and you
would never have met him if you hadn't gone on
O me TV.
Speaker 3: No, I wasn't. And this is my buy Bard special relationship.
I've ever held an English really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is kind of weird that he can
you do it to a specific location, like can you
say I want a specific zip code or something.
Speaker 3: There's different apps they could do that with, but not
this one.
Speaker 1: Okay, it was just okay, all right, well, very interesting.
I appreciate you being kind enough to speak to us.
All right, thank you, bye bye bye? Now do we Oh,
I know what you want to do?
Speaker 2: He had test the waters?
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course I want to test the water. Wait,
here's see now there's Dustin is twenty We don't want
Dustin Santiago is twenty four. Santiago got his pants on
or his pants off? Hang on a second, Hang on, Jordan,
I'm doing the podcast and you're ruining a whole bit
right now?
Speaker 2: Is only TV love?
Speaker 1: Wait? Wait, hang on, hang on again, he's not. I
don't know why he's not punched in here? What's that? Jordan? Buddy?
Speaker 3: I need your advice, but I'll call you back later.
Speaker 2: We can't talk.
Speaker 1: About this on airic why what's going on? Because it's
about what I told you last night and something just
happened at work that might make me change my mind.
All Right, I'll call you during a break.
Speaker 2: Okay, sounds great?
Speaker 1: All right, bye bye, all right bye dad by all right. So, Nathan,
I don't want a n eighteen year old kid. No,
I don't want another eighteen year old guy. But they
could be lying on there, baby. Oh yes they could be,
of course. Yeah, what would they be? No? Fifteen? Right,
you know what I'm saying. Brooklyn's nineteen, Brooklyn. A lot
of eighteen nineteen year old kids on here?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just trying to where it's the old people.
Speaker 1: I guarantee if we went out on the street and
we just asked for uh oh, here's somebody in Mexico City. Okay, passa.
Speaker 2: Wait, great opening line. Mario is going on some green
going on in Rochester, New York and benefiting.
Speaker 1: Uh let's see, oh Rochester. Ryan's in Rochester? So are we? I? Ryan?
Speaker 2: Just hung up on? You can spend hours on this,
I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Wait. Oh, Haley's thirty six, Go for him.
Speaker 2: I'm Bill fighting Haley. What do you doing? Podcast?
Speaker 1: Well? Yeah, but she's playing a game or something.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the podcast, Haley.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get off Haley. Okay, that sounded weird. Let's see.
We don't what that this is. I'm I'm interested in this.
I forgot about this bit, but it was funny. You
did a great job, dude, you did a great job
keeping people on there. I want to see.
Speaker 2: I'm something bad go ahead, of course.
Speaker 1: Because I can't imagine that. What what goes on in
your head that says, hey, I'm just you have Well
here's maybe one good thing that comes from it. We
had a flasher in the Greater Rochester area. We had
a guy who was going around flashing people in the
piano works mall in different places.
Speaker 2: And that's a good thing.
Speaker 1: Well, what I'm saying is the good thing is now
they're just doing it online. They're not out you know
what I'm saying random people. It's somebody who's not going
to be bothered her. Are you downloading this?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You are absolutely follow these profiles?
Speaker 1: Oh you are you? Seriously you're gonna do O me
TV from your house?
Speaker 2: Probably I'm gonna skip this, do they tell you? Hold?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, let me go back on me TV. I
was looking for somebody who was older. Anyway, it's an
interesting app if you ever were looking to kill some time.
It's O m TV on e TV and Doug shows again.
He crushed you did you crushed in them? That was
very very good.
Speaker 2: That was a little scary. I always get nervous younger people, Yes,
especially if they're under twenty one. Probably being a bartender guy,
you know, you can get a lot of trouble if
you're serving them, just talking to him.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: I mean if she was actually eighteen all of a sudden,
I don't know. I get, I get I get weirded
out by that. Well kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: But how can we not have a conversation.
Speaker 2: Well, she says she's twenty three, she really twenty three years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but so what you know, we're not saying anything
dirty to her. No, we're not going, hey, let's go,
I guess the color of your painting stuff.
Speaker 2: She's telling us. The guys are you're gonna okay, but
that's tough us how to navigate through that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's different. I appreciate the uh, I appreciate
the tutelage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you don't be swiping all that.
Speaker 1: Oh, my god. Actually, yes, I do love Doug.
Speaker 2: This guy's using both hands.
Speaker 1: That's not real. Can't be real.
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Toronto again today. I'm sure, uh, we'll get into that.
I've got to tell you there are people who believe
something's happening.
Speaker 2: Something's happening, conspiracy theory or I have explanations. Is it
Trump based?
Speaker 1: No? Okay, good, I don't. I'm not the stuff I heard,
absolutely not. If anything, when I hear is, I'll tell
you some stuff I was told today. Okay, a very
private conversation with somebody.
Speaker 2: That you're gonna blow all over your packet.
Speaker 1: Well, but I want to identify the person, and it
isn't anything that I think hasn't been talked about. But
in the far corners of the web, not necessarily where
we hang out.
Speaker 2: At the dark web. Yeah, the dark web we don't
know how to get out.
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Speaker 1: All right, this is the video. I'm sorry because were
you watching porn on the other No? No, no, no,
it's like the guy called the phone sex line or
something at the beginning of this song. I didn't know
that was a video. I didn't remember that. But here's
the funniest thing that you're sawing Omie. No, we did
the onmi TV bit Yeah, Doug, then downloads omi TV.
I have a phone call with my son. All of
a sudden, there's like this matter. Doug is getting dumped quicker, quicker, quicker.
Then one kid goes, damn, dude, you owe, And then
we had the money shot. We got sennachers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, beside of Maryland.
Speaker 1: They were just big old flap day flap.
Speaker 2: They were a big old But you're like, wow, it's
like the game I got you playing up. I got it.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's it right for a while.
Speaker 2: Because I won't be looking at this for the next
forty eight hours.
Speaker 1: Forty eight hours. I think you're gonna I'm afraid you're
gonna be the guy. Well, guy, didn't some kids scream
you're a pedophile?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're old, right, see, because it's all kid
kids on here. It's a kid app But man, the
fun you could think. I would have never I never
got homework done anyways, I would have never gotten no
more done.
Speaker 2: They asked what age range you want? So I went
right over twenty five to eighty four. Oh wait, you
can get that, at least that's what it said me.
Speaker 1: Hang on a second, I gotta go check out.
Speaker 2: Okay, of course, Now.
Speaker 1: I don't I wonder if I can change my settings?
Can I?
Speaker 2: I am aged fifty four I'm looking for I.
Speaker 1: Don't know how you can report abuse.
Speaker 2: There you go. I have no idea. One more thing
in the world I don't know about. What's the star
my favorite? Who favored me? Nobody favored me? You're searching here?
It is? Put it in a search female twenty two, yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh search? Oh okay, okay, gotcha? Alright, so it's kind
of like all right, all right, hand, I'm gonna go
thirty five, thirty five, fifty five, fifty seven, thirty five,
fifty seven. Let's see what we get all right. Wait,
now we're back to only TV. I can't believe I'm
gonna do this again, but now I'm interested just to
see if older people are on there. So let's say, wait,
I'm still getting.
Speaker 2: Eighteen, I'm going fifty to sixty five? All right?
Speaker 1: Well wait do you have to hit the people that
they show you? This is ridiculous. We'll have to figure
this out off, ok podcast some other time. You're gonna
be all distracted by this. Now all the time?
Speaker 2: Are you on with Jessica? Oh my god, you're a
stripper from Washington. Hi, You're I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: So what all these plane crashes? And then why are
you saying that Trump's guy? I haven't heard that.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know all the news what? So I
don't even want to say. Weren't some airplane people fired
a few days after from the.
Speaker 1: DEI Diversity, Equity and Inclusion. What was he was a
Philadela in Washington.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't a Tomahawk, Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was it was a It was a black.
Speaker 2: Hawks, oh black Hawk?
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Look, there are I will tell you that
there are people that believe that in the next four
to five years that there is going to be a
tremendous amount of information that comes out.
Speaker 2: About everything, everything, every things that have been hidden from us.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, there is such wild ship that I think
that I don't even know how you can justify this
or not. But there are people that believe that there
are extraterrestrials in the world already, that there are hybrid
people in the world. There's a woman I believe in
Canada who says she is her parents sign a contract
with people from another planet to do an experiment and
she's hybrid contract hybrid person, okay. And there are people
that believe that the entities know that some of this
stuff is about to come out, so that's why they're
trying to create chaos, and that's why you're seeing aviation problems,
and that's why you're seeing the weather that we're seeing.
With the woman on ome TV who told us that
Virginia's about to get seven inches of snow and they
haven't had snow and she said in a number of years. Now,
there are people that are saying that this is true
and that what's going to come out is the truth
behind the Kennedy assassination, the truth behind the stuff like
gray people, aliens.
Speaker 2: Great people.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, what are great people? An alien entity? That
there are entities here that are trying to help us,
that are trying to get this information out, and if
we don't do it, it could really hurt our economy,
and that Trump is the guy. There are people that
will tell you that Trump, they believe is divine and
has a great mind, and that he is the person
to broke all this. But we got to get our
ducts in a row first, we got to fix our
economy together, and then all this stuff is gonna start coming.
Speaker 2: Out, for good or bad.
Speaker 1: I think they're saying good. There's anybody who's of this
higher they'll say they are in a higher frequency, clairvoyant whatever.
They're saying that it's all gonna be good. It's gonna
be bumpy, but it's gonna be good and in the
end it's gonna be great. It's gonna be great that
this information gets out. Okay, that's what they're saying. So
I have no idea.
Speaker 2: I don't have any idea either.
Speaker 1: Look, dude, I saw that. You know, we talked about
the plane crash a little bit last night and in Toronto,
and wasn't it just a car? It just flipped over right. Yeah,
I thought I winds. I thought it was winds. I
haven't heard that. I didn't do a lot of investigating today.
Speaker 2: It was the wind is crazy out there. And if
it was, yeah, if it came up at a right
angle and it was empty where there was eighteen people,
I did hear this and they were all injured, no death.
Speaker 1: No, there was eighty eight people on the plane.
Speaker 2: Eighty eight. I'm sorry at eighteen Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know. Okay, then don't don't don't spit facts.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm going back to over.
Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew, I knew it.
Speaker 2: This thing is dangerous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well okay, so okay, so I'm watching it and
I'm looking for the wind or something. It looks like
it comes down. What aviation experts are saying is it
was pilot error. They didn't lift the nose of the
plane and they came in too hard, hit the runway,
it bounced.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. It was landing, yes, okay, that I didn't know. Yeah,
I thought it was just sitting there.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it was landing. Okay, it was landing. Can
you imagine? Hey, folks, we're on our approach in oh
you know what I mean, you know what I'm saying, Hey, folks,
your bags may have shifted. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Channel three has the latest episode of Bill of Find
even skipped to four, five, seven, nine, ten. This is uh,
I believe this is did they find the black box?
Speaker 1: Go ahead? What's your joke?
Speaker 2: It's a joke. I mean, there's always a black box.
Speaker 1: No, I know. I think this was pile of error.
I really do. I think these guys didn't pull all.
Speaker 2: Of a sudden. There's like three or four since the
Tamahawk or the black Hawk. This is number four, I think.
So I have not been watching the news.
Speaker 1: Neither of I. Why why don't watch this?
Speaker 2: You know what? A few weeks ago there was fifteen cars.
I don't know if we talked about fifteen cars in
East Main. They're broke broken there when driver's side window
was smashed, nothing taken. And three days later, a week
I think a week later, it happened to a girl
that I picked up with seven other cars around Park Avenue. Huh,
just like, what, why do I want to watch the news?
This is terrible enough?
Speaker 1: Well, it's always it's always bad, right, it's always bad.
Speaker 2: Not like this? Just kids I guess there has been uh,
just kids being kids long gone. Yeah, I mean you're
breaking fifteen windows after the first three, wouldn't you say
what the fuck am I doing?
Speaker 1: Yes, you would think so. I don't like the sound
of smashing glass. And I never liked destruction. Yeah, I
mean it's so much easier. I didn't mind demolition when
I did construction work. But demolition is not it is destruction,
but to rebuild there's a purpose behind it. Right, this
is just bullshit? And I don't know. Yeah, and yes,
I think that the news also highlights just the bad,
and I think there's more good than bad. I really do.
I think the majority of people I think. I here's
why I believe. I believe that the chances if I
drop my wallet of me getting it back with all
everything in a.
Speaker 2: Zero to none. And that's in this room with just me.
But we're in Fairport. Yes, I know.
Speaker 1: No, I'm saying, like anywhere. I do think that most
of the time you're gonna get like the majority of
people will hand it into somebody, right, I do you
drop your.
Speaker 2: Wallet in Fairport and then you go down and Hudson
and drop and let's see where you get it first.
Let's see who calls first.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, I'll do it. Man. Won't you
look bad if Hudson Avenue calls you dirty, dirty mofo
on home TV? You dirty guy. This is a video
from inside the plane and you hear this kid get out.
You can actually see people in their seats strapped in
upside down. I'm like a roller coaster here it is.
It's from ABC. Holy Now they don't even sign the place.
Drop it down to the stewardess. Get your ass out, get.
Speaker 2: Out, put that phone away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, well they think the dun's on fire, is
what they believe. I mean, yeah, if they black smoke,
you can see the flames that are gonna get the
fuck out. Fuck your phone, right, you know, I mean
at that point.
Speaker 2: But I can sell this.
Speaker 1: This dude gets out. Well, it's just and it's upside
down on the runway. They were flying in from Minnesota,
eighty eight people and now everybody knows the stats on this.
But but the thing is, like we go, okay, there's
a lot happening, and people are going why why so much?
Now I would just say freak freak accidents. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Listen, ten years ago. I have a friend who told
me had a meteorologist friend, and he said, we're going
to have easy winners the next ten years because of
the jet stream. This was your number ten. I mean
there's things are recorded. I mean that if you kind
of know how things go, and they want you to
believe that yes, warming, global warming, you know, things shift.
Nobody's kept records for over two hundred years. I think
one hundred and fifty years. There's oh here you know
what for example, I save this TV.
Speaker 1: Nope, I am old man. I can't believe that you
I get you started it? Why perv out to it?
I was just doing it as in a game on
a podcast. Right, you're a perv? What you throw all
this on me because I like to?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Makes it more funny. N always pilot errors. You can come.
Speaker 2: So the Well Weather Almanac on Channel thirteen today was
wasn't it.
Speaker 1: Gosh? Damn it all right? Doug?
Speaker 2: What was the record high was sixty eight degrees in
eighteen seventy six and the record low was minus eight
nineteen seventy There was no global warming back then, right,
you know they've been keeping these records for one hundred
and fifty years. Maybe.
Speaker 1: Well, look, I think I think we have I think
there's scientific data. Oh January first that says the oceans
have gotten warmer and the lakes have gotten warmer. Sure
that what I have to pee they are and it
only makes sense in a way. And look, here's my
theory on global warming. Okay, I really can't do much
about it. True, but I'd like to be a good
steward of the planet. So I'll take my cans to
the recycling I wouldn't mind a high.
Speaker 2: See the coastline of China, they just dump all their shit.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm saying. China's a fucking mass they are.
My sister taught English over there in Shanghai. You had
to wear a mask outside the masts like COVID. Yes,
this is way before COVID because the air pollution so bad,
so bad, because they don't have an e p A.
You think that that's that's your global warming. Yeah, I'm
sure it's bad for the environment, right, It's bad for humans.
Speaker 2: They're not cleaning cleaning up. It's bad for the fish's
bad for the people to eating fish. So the tune
and everything. So when we tuna have to constantly swim
otherwise the day, but no go ahead is the fact.
So China is bad and I think.
Speaker 1: But I think clean up.
Speaker 2: There's still now clean water in Flint, Michigan. Yes, so
my why not after twenty years?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know where the.
Speaker 2: Fuck is nobody doing that about Flint? And why is
anybody moving? But well, eighty eight of them more than
going up to Canada. They got fucked. How do you
like that? Yeah, don't water upside down with my cell
phone fucking day.
Speaker 1: But my point is that point the rest of the
world is not doing their part. So yes, we can,
we can try, but I don't know. I'm with you.
I think things run in cycles. I think that the
planet has been here before me. We have truck nothing
into it from another planet. We've had everything we need,
and it figures itself.
Speaker 2: There's people from another universe, aliens on this planet. It'd
be they're probably calling their friends and family, go like,
you don't want a vacation here. This place is shit
all over place. There's crime, people are beating on each other, you.
Speaker 1: Know, Yeah, I look, I don't know. All I'm saying
is when it comes to the global shit yeah, sure,
I'm sure it does impact it. I'm sure the waters
are a little more warm than they have been at
the ocean. Overall, I think the planet will It's been
around longer than us.
Speaker 2: In a Bounce, George talked about that the planet is
not going anywhere. We are the place we'll fix, it'll
kill us. The only thing it can't make is plastic.
Speaker 1: Well, plastic is the one. Now. I saw something that
human beings have from all the like I drink a
lot of bottled water, and I don't drink it out
of like my own water bottle. I drink.
Speaker 2: That was another thing stant I found that I was
going to tell you, And this is not a joke.
I might erase this one.
Speaker 1: Everybody has about a credit card side a bit of
plastic in their body.
Speaker 2: No, this was about how much bottled water is in
the US alone. It was like a couple of billion
gallons where you couldn't get it out to the wildfires
of Canada California, which seemed kind of ridiculous to me
that we're not better prepared for something like that. That's
happened a few times. Same with when oil tankers crash
and they're leaking all over the ocean. What the fuck
are you doing navigation? Or the captain was drunk and
drove into a the worl reef for something.
Speaker 1: Here's the wildfire thing to me, you had three at once.
Most fire hydrants anywhere are enough to put out your
house block. And I did a thing in radio.
Speaker 2: But that case, if you knew that, yeah, with the
technology and the construction we've had for years, well once
you think you'd make bigger reservoirs, and case happens. I
don't know, especially after the one after four or five
years ago that we could almost in Rochester because of
the jet that way.
Speaker 1: That was Canada.
Speaker 2: No, there was another one. There was one in California
and it was affecting us here, and then one in
Canada too.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't remember the one from California, but probably Yes,
the ship goes somewhere, right, it goes somewhere, so uh,
but I think this one was three. I don't know
how they're started. They're saying migrants. I'm not sure. I
don't know. You had one hundred mile an hour winds
to feed. Yes, some available, which is is bad. Uh,
those poor people, But I just I don't know that
it was done. Yeah, sure, you know, and I don't.
I here's my I just want to I think it's
gonna take forever to rebuild. I think there's so much
regulation out there. It's so hard to put the houses.
Try putting a deck on your house here, try putting
anything anywhere. You know what I'm saying. And and the
reason they have it is a bunch of drunk guys
put up a deck and somebody, you know, it fell
off the back of a house, and there were lawsuits
and all this other shit. So they try to.
Speaker 2: One bad apple is ruining it. Same way, same way
with the Yes, with everything. The drunk limbo driver seven
years ago, he gets an accident, he should be held accountable.
Instead what happens all the limbo services and putting people
out of business. Yes, my buddy, it becomes great. He
had to sell it. He made you have three for
the assurance. What the hell is the difference, dude, I
don't know.
Speaker 1: To me, well, it's it's too much control. And that's
the stuff. And I think over time what I'm being
told by people. I'm not sure where I stand on
all this stuff. But I like to think of gathering information.
But that's kind of shit that's gonna come out.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you're gathering information or just thoughts
if they have nothing to back it up.
Speaker 1: Some of these people have things to back it up,
but I can't.
Speaker 2: Get into it. Yeah, okay, well, as long as you
believe it.
Speaker 1: But but here's the thing. Take that example that you
just gave with the with the Limo crash. Horrible, right, horrible?
I remember it. It was. It was a huge deal. Tragic, sad, awful, responsible, yes,
And they also didn't do inspections on the car and
or all these different things.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're right, that will take care of well, just
that everything.
Speaker 1: Well, it seemed to be a painting with a broad brush, right,
making it harder to get a limbo license, more hoops
to jump through, more money, right, all this stuff. There
are people that will tell you. And sometimes I wonder,
since you brought up a movie earlier, I've always thought
about because I was never a Star Wars guy like
later on, but as a kid, Star Wars came out
when you and I were kids, and then there was
U Strikes Back and Return Return out of the Jedi,
and all three of those to me were enough. And
they told the story and you saw this, but it
was really good verse evil, right, Even Darth Vader started
out as a good, one of.
Speaker 2: The greatest and tanous in history bad guy villain. And
that's one thing with a new Hog there isn't really
a good bad guy. So you really don't give a
shit about the movies. So but yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 1: And I think I almost feel like it was giving us. Uh,
you have the power within you to be the Jedi mind,
to do all this stuff. You have that you have
that power.
Speaker 2: I've been trying to do Jedi mind tricks on women
for years and it only seems to work. And old people,
old women, they got dementia. Yeah, because you did I
tell you I was gonna buy your tacos. Yes, you did.
Speaker 1: You haven't perfected me.
Speaker 2: Yet, I have it.
Speaker 1: That's the problem. But somewhere along the line, like it
feels like some now all the people who think they're
doing good are aren't. They're not doing good. Making tighter
regulations for all limo drivers is not necessarily good because
it hurts the economy. It hurts somebody's business, right, it's not.
It doesn't help. And that's where like sometimes I think
the intention was good. But now all of a sudden
you're in it and you're a mile down the road
and you go, holy shit, how do I get back there?
And you can't because you put so much regulation and
things in the way and and all these things. So
then there's cover ups, there's this, there's that, and I'm
being told that over the next couple of years, all
this shit's gonna come out.
Speaker 2: Eli muskin Is investigations.
Speaker 1: No that that well, the alien things, all this stuff. Yeah, yeah,
all of it's gonna come out. That that we've known
for years, and they're gonna they have footage and videos
and all kinds of SHITTV. Maybe I don't know, you
really like that OMTV? You do? You can't wait to
get back on it?
Speaker 2: No, No, you're no, you're rich. I'm not itching. That's
because the crabs I got last weekend and she was wonderful.
That's forty five minutes I've had over really and really,
I'm sorry, It's okay.
Speaker 1: What do we do? How do Maybe we could ask
people to go on OMI TV and you could get
a date something doing that. That girl found her date,
she found her boyfriend boyfriend on TV. Maybe there's somebody
for you.
Speaker 2: There's gotta be there's got to be somebody out there
for doggy fresh.
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your exactly since we went to Citcannadi and named the
Stacy and she was shucky. She was seven ft seven.
She wore candles from there. She lick she was sucking
my comb.
Speaker 1: All right, my god, you go right into on me TV,
don't you.
Speaker 2: Can?
Speaker 1: Do you think that there's gonna be conspiracies that come
out with like all this stuff that we've treated as conspiracies,
that all of a sudden we're gonna go oh my,
I don't think so, because.
Speaker 2: I don't know what we would do if we found
the real truth, if people knew the truth, I think
it would be very much divided. And I think I
would love to know all the truth because we could
get rid of the people, the few people that were
in power to make it happen.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I watched years ago, I watched Conspiracy Theory.
It was on Netflix something about nine to eleven and
I had a lot of really good points, and I
will never know yes or no, but it kind of
makes you think and you can dwell on it and
you can keep scratching your head or you can just
kind of move on.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sometimes you're better off just moving on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I because I can't change it. It'll make
you nuts unless I'm going to become a lawyer or
a politician. And I want to change it, and I
want to get to the history, and then I have
to find a group of people that are willing to
go with me and we're going to change this whole thing,
kind of like what Trump's doing. Yeah, but I don't
want to do that. So as sad as it is
that we might have been lied to in a few things,
do you think somebody I believe somebody knows, you know,
what happened to Kennedy and why somebody had to c Okay,
you know.
Speaker 1: So many years later, Well it's been out. I mean
I think the I think the government is known. I
think that'll all come out. I think that Johnson who
was part of it, and.
Speaker 2: Now they're all dead. So you can't really put anybody
in jail, right, Okay.
Speaker 1: But it gives you the chance. There are people who
will tell you that Kennedy wasn't supposed to be assassinated.
Then his assassination was supposed to happen in nineteen sixty eight,
and it screwed up the timeline, and that's why you
have the assassin nations of his brother and Martin Luther
King Junior.
Speaker 2: Some people say it wasn't dead, he just was a yes, comatose.
The Kennedy family didn't want anybody know because they were
so prestige. Yeah, things I hear.
Speaker 1: Of course, I'm just channel. There's all kinds of interesting things, right.
But supposedly all this information, according to some gonna come
out in the next four to five years. This is it.
Speaker 2: And I think half the generation of fifteen older with
care and the younger age will just be flipping on homes.
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take a moment and we'll get dad. We should get
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Speaker 1: I was watching a doug on Ome TV and he
needed the microphone because it was I think it was
pumped through there. Let me go to uh you grab
this call Hello caller, you're on the air.
Speaker 4: I'm lasting my ass off because fucking Dougie just send
me and me and a buddy of mine years ago
when the boys were all around used to get into
the shadow.
Speaker 5: Summer stop he did for the shallow Supertonics, and fucking
we would drive him crazy and we wouldn't. We wouldn't
let it go all hammered. Dude, that's a funny ship
right there even you were like.
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, the slick wood what he was doing?
Slick wood in Seattle and seventeen seven feet all and
he was Kelly seven.
Speaker 5: And the funny and the funny thing is too, is
this one of my best friends, one of my best friends.
That was his dad, Jake. His name was Jay, but
he called him Jake. So everything he said Jay siss.
But that was just his natural speak. It was funny.
He even had the little white stuff in the corner
of his lip.
Speaker 1: Right, I'm gonna throw up. I hate that, all.
Speaker 5: Right, all right, all right man, great show.
Speaker 4: I was just flaff of my fucking asshole because that
is so fucking funny in the funny plus two, I
was in the shower right in the fucking tree page.
Speaker 2: Letter while you're in the shower. Yeah, one of the paper.
Speaker 5: My life with slick.
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for picking up bro Hey do you you're wait?
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two O six eighty eight sixty six. Jesus are you
still on? Oh you're not.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I think you are. No, I'm not. Only TV is
an interesting, uh little concept. I will say that.
Speaker 2: Three hundred thousand people on it. Yeah, it's going to
take over. We're still doing the TikTok and everything. You
didn't do a song for the opening of around four.
Speaker 1: Because you were busy and I thought you wanted to
get on Only TV with the person and the thing,
and I was trying to you know, I was trying
to do what I could.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just the entertainment.
Speaker 1: I know. I mean, I was just, Oh, let's see,
you're Anomi. I am on because you were on Omi.
Speaker 2: You're just trying to find some something interesting, something to
talk about. Oh me, no the other guy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah no, there's lots of things to talk about.
There's the world is.
Speaker 2: As a crazy place. I think they should reinstall the draft. Okay,
I guess sorry, I go back to Homie. That's good.
Speaker 1: I think that there is some good point for service, right,
even if it's even if it's AmeriCorps something. I agree.
I think that that's not a bad idea. But you know,
if you got a motor to do something, it would
be nice then sitting around doing nothing. Yes, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2: People need a direction to go.
Speaker 1: Some people need that structure one hundred percent. I think
Dougie could have used that structure.
Speaker 2: Some people say they should have went in the military.
But who said that?
Speaker 1: Who said?
Speaker 2: Nobody I talked to hire. I think I went to
a couple of interviews Marines and Air Force. But you
have been great. Yeah, I might have liked it. Yeah,
my friend was in twenty eight years for the Navy.
Speaker 1: Yeah you can. I mean, look, there are people that
got great lives out of it. For real. There are
people who never saw combat, got educations and all that.
That's wonderful.
Speaker 2: He graduated and they did took him like thirty years, you.
Speaker 1: Know, but learned discipline, structure, all kinds stuff. Service being
of service is you know, and I don't just mean
military service, but service to humanity. Yes, I think I
think it's great stuff. You're You're absolutely right. Uh, it's not.
I don't know that it's.
Speaker 2: I don't see for everybody. No, I don't think.
Speaker 1: No. What I'm saying is I don't know that it's
always taught in schools. But I I am aware of that.
Speaker 2: What is taught in schools these days?
Speaker 1: Well, like it depends on where you go.
Speaker 2: Your your students. Do they all have the iPads? Do
you use any paper pen anymore?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do, some of them do, but most of
it's like Google classroom and things like that. But but
it's it's well, why is that bad? That's where we start,
that's where we are.
Speaker 2: We're just lowering our stand But that's not lowering the standard. No,
you can't even you can't write cursive. You can't even
spell your name.
Speaker 1: Dog.
Speaker 2: You're lowering stands that go back to basics, Bill. If
that's not true, Yes, it is, people say when when
you're down and out, the best thing to do is
go back to basics.
Speaker 1: It's not true.
Speaker 2: You're not even teaching curs of high school so you
can't sign your name. Yes, that's mister, that we need
to open a bankccount that we have your signature.
Speaker 1: But everything you're saying is not true. Everything you're saying
is not true. Okay, because in the at least I
don't know what school district or whom you've talked to,
but I do see curse of being taught. And my
kid went to a private school, where it was books
and paper and a combination. But as we have evolved
and everything is online now, you gotta do it that way.
Speaker 2: And most of kid, you don't need to sign your name.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't say that. I didn't say that.
You jumped to these conclusions, Yes, you did. You jumped
to these conclusions because where are you getting your information?
That's what I'd like to know from all me. No,
where are you getting your information that kids aren't learning
to write?
Speaker 2: I see some on Facebook, I see someone news I
don't exactly know pinpoint.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what I'm saying. So all that stuff, to
me is as much as the people who are screaming
about their lying to us, they're lying to it. That's
still bullshit. Now, can some people right curse? If not? Yeah?
Is it as focused? No, it's not. But most of
But when was the last time you signed your name?
You know what? I no? Okay, but last week? Right?
It used to be we were signing shit every.
Speaker 2: Day Friday, my checkof you know what, sign the bank.
Speaker 1: Of my check? Okay? Yeah, but most of the time
we're not even doing that. Right, When was the last
time you were in a bank?
Speaker 2: Two weeks ago. Okay, but most people everything's online.
Speaker 1: I can take a picture and deposit my money if
I get a check. You know what I'm saying. So
that everything in the world has changed, but I still
see that. And to what I was going to say
was your point of service, I think is a very
good one. And I know that there are some public
schools in the area here that do service. But it's
public school. You kind of can't force it, but they
encourage it. There are private schools where it's mandatory. Yes,
it's mandatory. You have to do so many hours to graduate.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Unsquad was from where my son went, and there was
a lot. Yeah, and you had to have a senior
project that was over arching that gave you. I think
you had to do eighteen hours a month or something
like that, which isn't that bad, right, But when you're
trying to balance.
Speaker 2: School, we will be working sports forty hours, do really job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all that stuff, but you know we're not teaching
the I'd rather that than teach cursive. Oh does that
really rile you up? That kids if they are aren't
learning it. I know in certain schools I would have
to do more investigations if they weren't if they're not,
and they're not, and they're probably not. Most of the ships.
Speaker 2: Online, I think you learned better when you're writing it
and doing it and it feels instead of just swiping
on a on an iPad.
Speaker 1: Their Google whatever.
Speaker 2: It's school.
Speaker 1: There is a theory that it goes up.
Speaker 2: And we haven't failed anybody in New York State in
thirty years. They just push it through. And I know
that because I have friends that are teachers. You don't
fail anybody, even if you get a an F. You
fail ever your class. You know, from ninth grade to
tenth there's no holding anybody back yet anymore because you
will because you could traumatize these kids. Okay, well, I'll
you can look into that yourself. No, that what I know.
Speaker 1: This, here's what I'll say. I don't know if that's
true or not. I do know that there is a
kid when I was in a classroom who everybody was
making fun of because they go, man, you're gonna have
to take this class for the third time because he
had already failed it and this was the second time
and he was failing it again. Now. I don't know
if every district's different. This is certainly a class. Not right.
So you've got your geometry and your chemistry and you're
all you could be passing chemistry, English and but ry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you.
Speaker 1: Know what I'm saying. So I don't know. I don't know.
I guess there's the push him through. Okay, they can't
be in high school passed the age of twenty one,
and that's probably you shouldn't be best that use of
twenty one in night school. It can only be up
to twenty one years old.
Speaker 2: I am trying to think there was a story about
Edison Tech instead of ten years ago they had twenty
one year old freshman. So maybe I'm wrong on this.
And he kept failing and he beat the shot of
teacher the caps in Tocome and that was from the
police department that I heard it out.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of story. Hey, sometimes when you
when you work in bars, why you buy listen, I'm
gonna get some devil eggs. I'm going home. I'm gonna
fucking rack now. I'm sure there's a lot of stories
out there.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know there's a lot of stories, but here,
why do you laugh for the ones I tell you then,
because here's why. Because you'll believe those, but there are
certain other ones that you'll go absolutely fucking way, Well
that's everybody.
Speaker 2: Some things.
Speaker 1: You believe something, But this didn't. This stuff sound fucking weird.
There's no way they had a twenty one year old freshman.
They didn't. They couldn't have done that.
Speaker 2: You talk to cops, they've got four days of stories
that you would say, oh, I can't believe that they'll
be the it's true, it happened. No, that's how fucking
outrageous shit is. I know my stories from the strip clubs. Yes, no,
that didn't happen. I'm like, yeah, yes, it is okay.
Speaker 1: But I just think that some of this other stuff,
like like me, what would be a little scary. The cops,
of course, they have a lot of stories and they're seeing.
Speaker 2: Horrible And that's why I heard it from.
Speaker 1: Most of the people we see, we hear about at
the cops. Go on, when did you call the cops? Me?
Wasn't me?
Speaker 2: They were eating?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is, in life in general, to any
human being, most people call the cops at their worst moment, right,
something very bad is happening, Yes, and I need the
police that so of course the police have a ton
of stories. Yes, And do I believe them all, yeah, probably.
I don't know. I have no idea. I wasn't there.
Most of them are one on one. What I'm saying
is these other big news things where they're not teaching
kids curse if anymore. Okay, I don't know. Look, most
of the people were bitching. Some of the most educated
people in the fucking world have the worst handwriting ever.
Speaker 2: Their calling they know. It was just one thing that
I remember. Yeah, you because I say, we're lowering your standards,
and that's part of it.
Speaker 1: We're not, okay, I don't think we are.
Speaker 2: You take out this break, you take out this break,
you take out this break.
Speaker 1: I don't hear.
Speaker 2: The whole house of the world is is lowering.
Speaker 1: I don't know that we're lowering our standards. I know
that a lot of people will be yelling at me
right now, Oh you kidding me, But I don't know.
I see too many kids in ap classes, and I
see too many kids doing things and being part of
a sport and doing the stuff that I still think
like most of the stuff that we hear. We're hearing
about the bad and we call it the bad apples,
So it spoils the whole bunch. I think at the core,
when you.
Speaker 2: Know you're teaching, you give out homework. Do they write
it on a piece of paper? They just come in
and show it on your on their iPad, their Google
pan does get email to you? Just get why don't
I'm not I'm not. You don't give out homework.
Speaker 1: Well, because I'm not. I'm a sub. I'm not.
Speaker 2: All right, everybody go home and do Chris, but you
don't have to show me.
Speaker 1: Thuesday.
Speaker 2: You got it, billy, But I'm not. You don't give
out homework. In my day, they used to give out homework.
Things changed.
Speaker 1: You're asking me a question and I'm trying to give
you an answer, but you won't let me answer. But
as a sub, I can't give you out. I can't
give out home. And the other thing is, yes, the
standard for homework is ten minutes per grade per grade, Yes,
per class, ten minutes per grade. So in first grade
you should be getting like ten minutes a homework a night. Okay,
by the time you're of sophomore you should be having
almost an hour and a half, right, yeah, or no
freshman ninety minutes a homework a night on the upper end. So,
and that's usually the case. I don't know you you
make these I don't even know get mad.
Speaker 2: I'm not mad.
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at all. I'm really not. I'm just
trying this. All I'm saying is like I hear these
things and I go it.
Speaker 2: I just just don't believe.
Speaker 1: No. It makes me shrug because I go, Okay, the
people that are bitching about the handwriting and we need
to go back to basics have no power to make
anybody go back to basics. They are not They're not
in a facility to go back to basics. So why
are do they bitching about it? Anyway? Why are they
It's like yelling at the fucking clouds. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It's nothing because they always this is a generation that's
gonna take care of us. Yes, they can't even take
care of themselves, but that's not set traumatized. I gotta
go home. I'm gonna talk to my father. I have
to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: So to see all that stuff is, I don't think
it is okay. I don't I think that that's and
I and I, where are you seeing this? What kids
you're interacting with? Where are you seeing this at all?
It's complete and utter and I have to say it,
it is complete and utter horseshit, okay, because I can
show you a whole different world of stuff. Do I
know what it's like in an urban There is a
whole different world now in an urban setting. I have
no idea in terms of urban schools maybe, but my
even there, I go, no, this this stuff and the
people that are railing about it have no fucking clue.
They have no clue. They are yelling at the clouds.
They are powerless, minuscule, mindless idiots, just fucking yelling about
ship that they have no power over. That's the thing
that I don't understand. And they're yelling about things that
they have no education. Everything is I heard, I heard,
What did you see? What did you experience? They can't
tell you because it hasn't happened. And that that's the
real truth. And that's why when I hear this stuff,
I go, this is bullshit, man, it's it's it and
it and it's sad because you start pointing fingers at
people and saying I'm not you. I'm saying I'm using
you as a collective.
Speaker 2: Whatever you want, oh, I will.
Speaker 1: But my point is that you people start yelling that
stuff and I go, this makes no sense. And what
does cursive have to do with anything in the big picture.
I know a lot of fucking idiots who can write
cursive but can't sample. But they can't think, they can't
put together a sentence, and they can't fucking write. And
I'm I'm serious, I don't know. I I went, I
I things and do things. I actually am in there
doing stuff. I can't. I can't agree with anything you've said.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1: No, I know it's fine. I'm just saying, like you're
asking me. You're like, well, you're getting all mad. I'm
not getting mad.
Speaker 2: It's like you get fired up, wired up, and mattered,
two different things.
Speaker 1: I guess. But here's the thing is it It comes
out as fact with absolutely no backing, and yet these
are the same people that are gonna scream about all
this other shit and we're supposed to believe them, and
they're the heroes and we're all everybody else is wrong
and fucking criminal and this and that, well, hang on
a second, what happened to thinking? That's what's missing.
Speaker 2: I wonder that too.
Speaker 1: I'm wondering what's happened to thinking? Because people are believing
bullshit with no fact because somebody sat somewhere and told
me a story about, Oh, my grandkids aren't learning cursive?
You don't really.
Speaker 2: Well if they ask them, if they have conversations, are
you learning? What are they teaching? School? Okay, now I'm
not getting to I'm like, what about you have any
vocabulary words?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: I don't have every gammer the words? You have science,
get any homework? I did it on a bus. That's
why you hear from kids. So it's not a lot
of kids. I have my nephews, I have other kids,
and I see my friends kids. Not in depth. I mean, yeah,
if I go a little more in depth, I don't
show me your homework, show me your Google Pad or whatever.
Speaker 1: You're only show your homework. I'm telling my mom and
dad because you're on only TV ship.
Speaker 2: We should have a principle in we should have a
teacher in.
Speaker 1: Oh, you can have a teacher in Yeah, what do
you want? Okay, I'll let you pick the teacher. Okay,
you pick a teacher one with the biggest knacker. No, No, seriously,
you said you have teacher friends. Okay, I'll see if
anybody you bring a teacher in it on a Tuesday
and we'll have it. We'll have the discussion. We can
let people open up. I don't think things are as
bad as people say they are.
Speaker 2: But again, it's just what I'm out of news and
stuff going on. No everything else.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna goel bad. Yeah maybe, but I'm on
where I sub as an east side area, so maybe
that's different. Could be different. I don't know. I hear
a lot of horrible things are happening in certain schools.
I haven't seen that same thing. Yeah, I can only
go with my experience. But I think some of this
stuff gets so blown out of proportion and we're all.
Speaker 2: Like, like the litter boxes in the bathroom. Yeah, that's
the truth. Thing. I'm just.
Speaker 1: Do you see what I'm saying? Like, how could anybody
honest to christ? Anybody?
Speaker 2: I did. Somebody did bring it up and I was
telling them about that conversation we had and I can't
remember how many months ago it was, and they said
it was true. It was a a school out in
the country something like that, and they told me a
little bit. I'm like, you know what, I'm not even
gonna bring this up again. I don't even know any
more about it. If it was one instance, or maybe
it was a joke or something, I'm like, I'm not
I'm not diving into this.
Speaker 1: No, there was somebody else who said where you sit
and very straight face go oh no, it's true, and
gave me districts, and I go, there's no way. I go,
I will get I will take every dollar. I will
find somebody to back me with a million dollars and
I will bet you that that never fucking happened. There's
no way. And they're like, well, we're catering because and
by the way, who gives a shit? Who gives a
shit if.
Speaker 2: There if there's a litter box and a well, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, I'm going that would never happen. You couldn't have it.
It would be I mean, that's the most obscene. I'm
just wondering. Honestly, that's the part that Here's what upsets
me about that, the fact that people buy that as fact. Yeah,
without questioning it at all. They hear it and go, well,
it's got to be true. Will you tell somebody something
else that may be true? And they're going fucking bullshit?
Speaker 2: PTA meting still still go on, Yes, active in those
to you.
Speaker 1: I never can carta. I've never once gone to one.
I've never ever won gone tota.
Speaker 2: I think we should I think we should do I
will ever go.
Speaker 1: Why PTA meeting? Why Yeah? Because I think again, a
bunch of fucking blowhards who don't know.
Speaker 2: When you talk to the school board up there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, another bunch of fucking blowheart set I know that
know nothing, that know nothing, that are not in the hallways,
that are not doing this stuff. That shit drives me nuts.
It's people, it's it's exactly what every motherfucker has bitched about.
And put Trump in office. Why because he's going to
drain the swamp and he can fix things. And so far,
I'll tell you this, as a guy who's not a
big Trump guy, he's thirty percent less crazy than he
was the last time. He's not saying wild shit. The
most wild thing that President Trump has said so far
is he he got all the the the ya's or
applause and Taylor Swift booze boost from everyon. Whatever he
said about that That was the most trump thing he
said other than that, I can't find it. And it's
so so people put them in there. Why because they
wanted change, they wanted transparency, they wanted that stuff. I
wanted to do the same thing with your fucking school board,
because you've got a bunch of blowhearts in there that
are probably spring in some districts. We have three we
have the city of Rochester is paid. I don't even
know that there's three districts in New York states that
only three districts in the entire state that are paid.
That other stuff is bullshit. They're all volunteers. But they're volunteers.
Volunteers just to be on the PTA, to be on
the board, to be on the board the school board,
every school board. No, I like to say, the only
school board that's paid is I believe Buffalo, Rochester, and
I think somewhere in New York City. I think there's
only three school districts that are paid in New York State.
Everybody else is volunteer. For PTA me, no, for board
of the school board. Really yes, And but even there,
it's about control. It's about this, it's about telling you
what books. It's like they don't fucking know. And that's
the stuff that bothers Most of the people say up there.
They never me, I'm not educated to be I don't.
I don't have a certification to be a teacher, but
I have a four year degree.
Speaker 2: You can sign your name, I can.
Speaker 1: Sign my name. I can I can think, I can teach,
I can write. But this, but goddamn doug sometimes, don't
you look. Come on, dude, you do I know you
do what you see things and go what the fuck? Well?
The school board, to me is a bunch of those Okay, that's.
Speaker 2: Fine, Okay, shure what nothing I can't Yes, I'm gonna
let this out.
Speaker 1: We need, no, we need to be able to have
dialogues like this. You and I may not agree on things,
but I don't give a ship. I love hearing your point,
but I gotta come back with the other side, if if,
if I feel the other side, but I don't. At
the end of the day, you're talking fresh.
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, we're friends.
Speaker 1: Sure, the creepy old guy on o me. Absolutely No,
you're the pedophile. You're whipping out.
Speaker 2: Your eight inches slung my silly like quick quick slick
wid slick wid slick wid slick with.
Speaker 1: All right, we went too far. I don't know what
happened today. It was a good day.
Speaker 2: I thought it was great. One little thing about Christive
and you just mount didn't.
Speaker 1: Mount Satan Helen. Oh my god, Doug, Doug, if this
is Mount Saint Helen and you should have met me
a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2: Now, Oh, I'm just saying I kind of go the
other way.
Speaker 1: Push back.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: I guarantee you there are more people that agree with
you than agree with me.
Speaker 2: We'll write us into bilified. They will, Yeah, they will
give us your comments.
Speaker 1: I haven't written cursive my kids. My kid's twenty two
years old. He doesn't even know if it's a B
c ors z x y.
Speaker 2: If you listen to Russian's x y z x y,
that's why you love me.
Speaker 1: I will never not, so don't even sweat that. I
just like having to. You know, you gotta have a
little bit of stuff. Absolutely, contrast, man, contrast all You're right,
I'm good, I'm great. Say how to day for me?
What he's my favorite? He's my favorite? Felt makes a
mean Manhattan. Doug will be on OMI TV later todight.
We go on there a TV Doug will be on.
You should put out what put out on social media
that you're going on OMI TV and doing your comedy routine.
Why the fuck not? Seriously, I think it'd be great.
Speaker 2: I don't know how it works.
Speaker 1: I don't either, But let people find you and you
can accept them, or maybe they can. I don't know.
Find Doug on OMI TV. He's gonna do his sets later.
Speaker 2: Okay, I love it.
Speaker 1: Guy and I would watch throws along behind the Way
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