1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,159 Speaker 1: I think we could make it work. 2 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:04,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you and Rainbow could really really do 3 00:00:04,519 --> 00:00:08,439 something special together. The unfortunate thing is the violence that 4 00:00:08,519 --> 00:00:12,320 she's capable of is a terrifying thing. It's like sleeping 5 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:13,160 next to a python. 6 00:00:13,359 --> 00:00:14,400 Speaker 1: Yeah it's kind of hot. 7 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,920 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but definitely. 8 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:18,399 Speaker 1: You know you gotta worry about dying. 9 00:00:18,559 --> 00:00:21,719 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you'll wake up one night and Rainbow will 10 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:24,079 just be stiff as a board looking over and get 11 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:42,520 measuring if you can swallow you. 12 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:47,359 Speaker 2: Oh, hello there, and welcome to bed tav On Dylan. 13 00:00:47,399 --> 00:00:50,280 Speaker 1: That is pack permission to come aboard. 14 00:00:50,399 --> 00:00:52,359 Speaker 2: Granted, you know who else we have in the studio. 15 00:00:52,759 --> 00:00:53,399 Do you have a mic? 16 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:58,799 Speaker 1: I have a mic? I don't have a Cary. He's back. 17 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,280 He's back, favorite. 18 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:05,040 Speaker 2: Fan favorite Kaylan is back. I am so excited to 19 00:01:05,079 --> 00:01:08,159 have Kaylen back for two reasons. One, he's got the 20 00:01:08,239 --> 00:01:12,079 cutest laugh. Two, if the faders are fucked up, we 21 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:15,439 can just take our animosity out on in real time. Yeah, 22 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,200 in real time on and at Klein. 23 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:22,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, his lovely wife. I believe listens and 24 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,040 so all that shit talking that we did, she hears it. 25 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,439 Speaker 2: Oh but I that's fine. 26 00:01:27,599 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, we love Kaylen I'd say it to his face. 27 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:30,799 Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent. 28 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:32,879 Speaker 1: But he's back in the show is going to be 29 00:01:32,879 --> 00:01:34,719 better because of it, better because of it. 30 00:01:35,719 --> 00:01:38,959 Speaker 2: So we have a crazy episode of below deck to 31 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:43,959 get to Fire and Ice, which is the subtitle of 32 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:50,560 the hit book series that hasn't been published in fifteen 33 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:54,599 years and the HBO show that actually turned out to 34 00:01:54,599 --> 00:01:58,560 be dog shit. Yeah, it's a very touchy subject for 35 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:02,680 me because we invest so much time and energy into it. 36 00:02:03,359 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 1: You know, think about me with Star Wars. Dude, Oh 37 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,480 my god, what a big pile of dogs hit that is. 38 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:11,360 It's unwatchable. How much money they pour into that stuff. 39 00:02:11,439 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 2: It's really really tough. And let's take a quick break 40 00:02:13,439 --> 00:02:15,120 to get to our fan favorite segment. Let's get to 41 00:02:15,159 --> 00:02:17,159 know Klen again. Kaylen, do you like Star Wars? 42 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,280 Speaker 1: Yeah? I like Star Wars, but I'm not his dad 43 00:02:20,319 --> 00:02:24,800 was in Star Wars. No, okay, great, So what's the mandalorian? 44 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,159 Speaker 2: Okay, we've now gotten to know o'kalan and we are 45 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:31,800 back here to talk about Below. 46 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,360 Speaker 1: Some housekeeping though I don't think dyl is aware of 47 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:37,719 this because he's like been kicked off all social media platforms. 48 00:02:37,759 --> 00:02:44,039 But you'll remember last week Dylan razzled me about mentioning 49 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:48,319 a possible appearance by a very important sea rat. 50 00:02:48,199 --> 00:02:50,360 Speaker 2: Only because you've done it seventy five times. 51 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,560 Speaker 1: And it's not my fault. 52 00:02:51,599 --> 00:02:52,439 Speaker 2: It's never worked out. 53 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,039 Speaker 1: The sea rat heard that. Oh he reached out and 54 00:02:55,039 --> 00:02:57,599 he said, I don't like that. Dylan hassled you like that. 55 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:01,240 I am absolutely coming on. Let's grab dinner and drinks next. 56 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:07,719 Speaker 2: Good, then you're welcome. You know. It's so funny, like imagine. 57 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:12,080 So so if you go up to a let's say, 58 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:14,479 a rat, right, and you put your hand in its 59 00:03:14,479 --> 00:03:17,240 face and you smack around and it bites you, and 60 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,800 you do it over and over and over again. You 61 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:23,080 could blame the rat, but it's your fault. 62 00:03:23,199 --> 00:03:25,680 Speaker 1: Shame on me one, Shame on me twice. You never 63 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:26,400 get fooled again. 64 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:29,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, and who's that again? Miss? 65 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: I believe that's a former president mister. 66 00:03:32,439 --> 00:03:35,879 Speaker 2: Oh because that sounded like a black man. Oh yeah, 67 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,719 yeah for sure. Oh man, shame on me either. Shame 68 00:03:38,759 --> 00:03:45,639 on you won't again. Yeah, he's still with us, right, 69 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:50,960 Oh yeah, yeah, he's painting away. Yeah yeah. Well, let's 70 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:54,840 not talk about the Bush administration. Let's get into below deck. 71 00:03:55,599 --> 00:03:59,199 A fantastic television show brought to you by Bravo. This 72 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:04,199 is the last charter. They have saved, just a hot 73 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:06,840 group of single ladies for this one way. 74 00:04:06,639 --> 00:04:10,240 Speaker 1: To go out and they are really heated up. 75 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:11,000 Speaker 2: They are frothing. 76 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:16,040 Speaker 1: I love horny chicks. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, wrong 77 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:16,279 with that? 78 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:20,600 Speaker 2: Well, I mean it's it's it's a little cumbersome. And 79 00:04:20,639 --> 00:04:23,519 it does get old after a while, you know, because 80 00:04:23,519 --> 00:04:30,000 we've we've seen them. Now we do lambassed gay guys 81 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 for coming on and talking about oh, I'd like to 82 00:04:32,079 --> 00:04:34,399 throttle that banana boat. And it's like, okay, we get it. 83 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:39,279 We condemn gross fatties that do it. So we gotta 84 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:42,680 keep we gotta keep it consistent. Okay, there is a 85 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:47,399 correlation of patients and appetite with how hot you are, 86 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,519 right that that's just reality, that's true. But we should 87 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,199 say that this is inappropriate. 88 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:58,879 Speaker 1: Do you imagine a gaggle of guys, straight guys going, hey, rainbow, 89 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:03,600 sit on that banana yeah, and take your shirt off. 90 00:05:04,199 --> 00:05:06,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd be like, what are you? 91 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 1: You probably get thrown off. 92 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:12,600 Speaker 2: The yeah, definitely. So listen, Caylen, how you doing. I'm good? 93 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:13,319 Speaker 3: Great? 94 00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:16,800 Speaker 2: Uh so we're here to talk about Below Deck and 95 00:05:16,879 --> 00:05:19,079 let's get into our pots right now. And I think 96 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:22,079 during the negotiations that we had with Klan, which were 97 00:05:22,759 --> 00:05:27,759 trying and difficult, Okay, Kaylan mentioned that he doesn't want 98 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,839 any fucking thing to do with any of the other ship. 99 00:05:29,959 --> 00:05:33,040 Speaker 1: I don't want to work on Orange Countys. 100 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,439 Speaker 2: He wants to be quote unquote on our money maker. 101 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:38,920 Ye okay. He also, I believe, and I didn't tell 102 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:46,199 you this during the negotiations. He said, we're our lawyers there. Yes, okay, 103 00:05:46,959 --> 00:05:51,600 he said I don't want to fucking have to watch that. 104 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:54,199 Speaker 1: I don't blame him. I don't want to watch it either. 105 00:05:54,319 --> 00:05:57,639 Speaker 2: Well, so, so I was like in my head thinking 106 00:05:57,639 --> 00:06:00,240 about throwing to Kaylin for his pots, but I don't 107 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,720 think we're going to be throwing to Caitlin for his pots. 108 00:06:02,759 --> 00:06:06,360 Speaker 1: Also, we've watched the episode before most people get the episode, 109 00:06:06,439 --> 00:06:08,639 so he's right. I suppose I can send him a 110 00:06:08,639 --> 00:06:09,920 screener button No, why? 111 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,480 Speaker 2: No? Yeah? All right, So what did you think of 112 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,360 this episode of Bravo's Below Deck. 113 00:06:14,439 --> 00:06:17,240 Speaker 1: Okay, I like the episode overall, but let's be honest 114 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:20,920 with ourselves. It was bloated with b Roll otherwise. 115 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,120 Speaker 2: Known as so much, so much b roll. 116 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:27,560 Speaker 1: A lot of meanwhiles, so many Meanwhile, just. 117 00:06:27,519 --> 00:06:30,000 Speaker 2: Taking a FaceTime call about possibly going to New York 118 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:33,519 but never going to New York with some friend. Yeah, 119 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,079 why why'd you film that and put it on television? 120 00:06:36,199 --> 00:06:38,920 Speaker 1: Oh that's of b roll. We need some filler up 121 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,600 in here. I'm gonna give it forty two knots. 122 00:06:44,319 --> 00:06:45,720 Speaker 2: Went pretty quick there. I thought you were going to 123 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:46,279 go longer. 124 00:06:46,399 --> 00:06:48,199 Speaker 1: Oh no, I want to I want to be brief. 125 00:06:49,279 --> 00:06:52,639 Speaker 2: Okay, well, let me pull up my note. 126 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,879 Speaker 1: Caitlyn, if you saw the episode, what how many knots 127 00:06:54,879 --> 00:06:55,560 would you That's. 128 00:06:55,439 --> 00:06:58,240 Speaker 2: A quick question. That's a great question. 129 00:06:58,439 --> 00:07:00,439 Speaker 1: I'd give it fifteen knots. 130 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,560 Speaker 2: That's pretty low. I don't think he liked it. I've 131 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:08,079 heard it wasn't great. So this is the last start 132 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,079 of the season we have. 133 00:07:09,959 --> 00:07:12,079 Speaker 1: This is the second to last episode of the season. 134 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,800 Speaker 2: Yes, and we've got a lot of things going on. 135 00:07:14,839 --> 00:07:20,199 I actually quite enjoyed this episode because these these ladies 136 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:24,839 are not just Sasha fiercing all over the place, all 137 00:07:24,839 --> 00:07:29,079 horned up. These people are actually quite cynical about the 138 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:31,199 institution of the marriage. 139 00:07:31,319 --> 00:07:33,759 Speaker 1: I read a New York Times article written this week 140 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:36,279 because it was touching on the Taylor Swift and Travis 141 00:07:36,319 --> 00:07:38,800 Kelsey have gotten engaged in this particular writer. 142 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:41,160 Speaker 2: How many think pieces have been written about those two? 143 00:07:42,279 --> 00:07:45,279 How many? How many? How many articles? 144 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:47,240 Speaker 1: If you lived a million years, you wouldn't have time 145 00:07:47,279 --> 00:07:49,040 to read it. Life, we're infatuated. 146 00:07:49,079 --> 00:07:50,040 Speaker 2: It's like crazy. 147 00:07:50,639 --> 00:07:55,120 Speaker 1: Well, this particular writer was a little cynical of marriage, 148 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,839 and then she is married, and she threw her own 149 00:07:57,879 --> 00:08:01,319 husband under the bus. She married, you have to deal 150 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:05,040 with a lot of annoying things and smells, and I 151 00:08:05,079 --> 00:08:07,160 really don't want to be around him. But i'd say 152 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:10,759 that I'm paraphrasing. Yeah, I think he'd probably say the 153 00:08:10,759 --> 00:08:15,839 same thing about me. Yeah, I'll say this to each 154 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:19,399 his own. Some people like marriage. I personally like it. 155 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:21,360 But I'm old now and uh. 156 00:08:21,279 --> 00:08:23,959 Speaker 2: Yeah, you know your tea has fallen through the floor. 157 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:28,519 Speaker 1: I have no testosterone levels. I cry at Pixar movies. 158 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:29,279 I'm a pussy. 159 00:08:29,439 --> 00:08:33,000 Speaker 2: Oh gosh, I've been crying so much. So anyways, listen 160 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:39,720 forty pots fun episode. We're fans of marriage. Okay, that's 161 00:08:39,759 --> 00:08:40,039 just me. 162 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,159 Speaker 1: And unless my wife ever cheats on me, then I'll 163 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,360 completely Yeah. 164 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:46,759 Speaker 2: So anyways, left the last way I left off, so 165 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,720 to Silet had gone full Joe Pesci at the CEO 166 00:08:49,879 --> 00:08:53,440 of this bow. And actually Jess had gone full Joe 167 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:57,360 Pesci at so to silay for going Joe Pesci at 168 00:08:57,399 --> 00:08:59,080 the CEO of this boat. So it's like we have 169 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,720 all these little angry Italian men's running around. 170 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:05,039 Speaker 1: Yes, but at the heart of this Frasier, the supervisor 171 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:08,120 on the boat, Yes, has an employee review meeting. 172 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,080 Speaker 2: Also known as the uh chief. Still the chief. 173 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:14,200 Speaker 1: Still he has a meeting with Ole And call me crazy, 174 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,399 but I don't think it had any impact on her 175 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,600 job performance. It's like trying to teach a little person 176 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,679 how to dunk a basketball. 177 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:21,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, I was going to say that it would. 178 00:09:21,399 --> 00:09:22,360 Speaker 1: It's just not gonna happen. 179 00:09:22,679 --> 00:09:26,159 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd be like talking to a cornhole board about 180 00:09:26,519 --> 00:09:30,360 improving your your work ethic. But little person ducking in 181 00:09:30,399 --> 00:09:35,120 basketball is a much more it's a much more better. Yeah, 182 00:09:35,519 --> 00:09:36,639 I mean much more better. 183 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:38,919 Speaker 1: You know, maybe if a trampoline was involved, a little 184 00:09:38,919 --> 00:09:41,759 guy had a lot of heart, you know, But otherwise 185 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,879 you can't wish these things. They do exists. 186 00:09:44,039 --> 00:09:46,639 Speaker 2: No, no, no, and and and the heart is a 187 00:09:46,759 --> 00:09:49,399 nice kind of thing, but. 188 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:51,840 Speaker 1: Still not really even the heart's little, you know. 189 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,080 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and if it's too big, I mean they 190 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:57,360 just body can't handle it, as is often the case 191 00:09:57,399 --> 00:10:00,000 with those those little creatures. 192 00:10:02,679 --> 00:10:04,240 Speaker 1: I don't know how many little people we have listening, 193 00:10:04,279 --> 00:10:05,480 so I think we can not know. 194 00:10:05,559 --> 00:10:08,159 Speaker 2: And also, you know, I'm getting what when you have 195 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:11,440 a daughter or a baby, you you get so much 196 00:10:11,519 --> 00:10:15,720 more sympathetic to, uh, the things that go on with 197 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:18,399 people's health. Yeah, so we shouldn't be pieces of shiit. 198 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:20,399 Speaker 1: No, no, no, But if you're a little person and 199 00:10:20,399 --> 00:10:22,080 you were offended by that, feel free to leave us 200 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:22,840 a one star review. 201 00:10:22,879 --> 00:10:24,679 Speaker 2: And yeah, we're trying to get to two thousand, so 202 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:28,360 come one, come all. Okay, so last week left off 203 00:10:28,639 --> 00:10:30,679 I already said that, But yes, he does sit down 204 00:10:30,759 --> 00:10:37,320 with Cirque de Sole, and it's going nowhere. Sitting down 205 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:42,159 with Cirque de sole now is like negotiating with bank 206 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:46,639 robbers who have already killed everyone inside of that. Okay, 207 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:49,039 it's the last day of the charter or the last 208 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,639 chart of the season. What are we doing here? 209 00:10:51,679 --> 00:10:54,919 Speaker 1: I think your point is it's absolutely pointless. Just let 210 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:57,279 her I don't walk around for the next day. 211 00:10:57,559 --> 00:10:59,519 Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, all right, let's get to the preference. 212 00:10:59,519 --> 00:11:02,919 Speaker 1: Well it's Meanwhile, we have Jess who is owning her 213 00:11:02,919 --> 00:11:05,399 own mistakes and doing a lot of self reflection. It's 214 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:07,960 something we've seen many times. It's the problem is is 215 00:11:07,919 --> 00:11:10,679 that she's living in groundhog Day because she keeps doing 216 00:11:10,679 --> 00:11:12,679 stupid shit, reflecting and then doing it again. 217 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:18,200 Speaker 2: Jess is super good at hr apologies. Yeah, that means 218 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:21,440 absolutely nothing. All right, let's get to it. It's time 219 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:25,480 for the friend Sheep made egg. All right. We've got 220 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:33,399 some ladies and some ladies that eat like Elliott. 221 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be easier if they just said what 222 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:40,759 they would eat, which is lettuce, chocolate and veal veal. 223 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,039 I don't know, I just do that out there. 224 00:11:43,399 --> 00:11:43,799 Speaker 2: Okay. 225 00:11:44,039 --> 00:11:45,919 Speaker 1: I used to like that one when I was a kid. 226 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,919 Tell you you saw how it was produced or learned 227 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:53,559 about it, and it's not pretty. Who wants to drink 228 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:54,360 milk all day? 229 00:11:56,639 --> 00:11:59,320 Speaker 2: Yeah? What do you mean? Oh? 230 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:03,480 Speaker 1: Veal is calves that aren't allowed to grow. They stay 231 00:12:03,519 --> 00:12:07,159 stationary in a box and they're exclusively fed milk until 232 00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:08,600 they're brought to slaughter. 233 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:13,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, which is like a like a month or two. Yeah, 234 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:16,240 welcome to planet Earth. You know, it's a tough place 235 00:12:16,399 --> 00:12:21,120 round trip ticket back to whatever primordial goo you came from. Yeah, 236 00:12:21,159 --> 00:12:27,360 I don't touch this stuff, but listen, they they eat 237 00:12:27,639 --> 00:12:31,519 lots of things like chicken cutlets and lettuce and chocolate. 238 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:36,039 So we also have some dirty martini drinkers, and we're 239 00:12:36,039 --> 00:12:39,080 gonna be going to Happy Bay. You know. 240 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,000 Speaker 1: I'm so glad they're going to Happy Bay because it 241 00:12:41,039 --> 00:12:43,679 seems like a wonderful destination. And I'm glad they didn't 242 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:48,000 pick that over a chlamydia cove, you know, because that 243 00:12:48,039 --> 00:12:51,600 doesn't sound welcoming. Happy Bay just says come on in. 244 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:55,919 Speaker 2: Yeah, Happy Base sounds like a Mario kart track, you know. 245 00:12:56,639 --> 00:13:02,039 But I will say anytime there's a little opening in 246 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:05,759 an outlying rock, yeah, I think of that guy in 247 00:13:05,799 --> 00:13:07,600 the squirrel suit that tried to get through one of 248 00:13:07,639 --> 00:13:09,480 them and just smushed himself on the rock. 249 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,159 Speaker 1: Really, Oh, you're talking about like one of those guys 250 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:15,279 that jump off a mountain with the squirrel suits. He 251 00:13:15,639 --> 00:13:18,320 tried to go through one of those little holes. 252 00:13:18,159 --> 00:13:23,519 Speaker 2: And even more ridiculous, like like writing an article about 253 00:13:23,559 --> 00:13:28,440 Taylor Swift and her fiance getting engaged, is Brian Gumbel 254 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:32,879 sitting down with the wife who was just grief stricken 255 00:13:33,159 --> 00:13:35,759 by this man who tried to fly through a hole 256 00:13:35,799 --> 00:13:42,000 of rock at ninety boles an hour flying. It's like, well, yeah, 257 00:13:42,159 --> 00:13:43,360 he's fucking dead. 258 00:13:43,519 --> 00:13:45,679 Speaker 1: There's only a stupider person than the guy in this 259 00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:48,720 squirrel costume jumping off a mountain. Yeah, it's the idiot 260 00:13:48,759 --> 00:13:50,159 behind him with the camera filming it. 261 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,480 Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, because he's busy, he's dead too. And also 262 00:13:53,879 --> 00:13:57,679 they did not cover him in real sports. So eight 263 00:13:57,759 --> 00:13:59,679 course dinner, fire and Ice, we're going to have a 264 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:03,080 chef Anthony meltdown, and that we'll be coming up later 265 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:06,879 in the show. So Carrie says, it doesn't matter if 266 00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:09,559 it's the first charter or the last charter. These people 267 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:15,000 are paying, And I was thinking, oh, yeah, yeah, obviously, 268 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:21,000 I mean it's yeah, they're on the they're on the boat. 269 00:14:21,039 --> 00:14:24,440 I mean it's I mean, it's a pretty cheap vacation. 270 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:28,159 Speaker 1: Yeah. Hish. His speech was only rivaled by that of 271 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,840 Frasier's later on the episode, which one was that we 272 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,759 was like, uh, we all hate these people, and if 273 00:14:34,759 --> 00:14:37,679 we're all being honest, we kind of hate ourselves. We 274 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,759 wouldn't be here. But let's step it up so we 275 00:14:39,759 --> 00:14:41,279 can get a good tip. 276 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,600 Speaker 2: Can I tell you this is a quality spin drift. 277 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,240 Speaker 1: Oh, his dad brought a bit. Really, I saw him 278 00:14:46,279 --> 00:14:46,759 carrying go a bit. 279 00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:50,559 Speaker 2: This is a quality spin drift. And his father is 280 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:54,320 actually famed actor Michael Bean from. 281 00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:58,159 Speaker 1: Star Wars Mandalorian, Sir Mandalorian, by the way, to continue 282 00:14:58,159 --> 00:15:00,120 my hackey joke, Yeah, have you ever heard that Win 283 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:05,399 church Hill speech? Uh, never surrender, We shall never surrender. 284 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:08,120 We shall fight the land. We shall fight out luc. 285 00:15:08,639 --> 00:15:10,480 Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah in the fields. 286 00:15:10,879 --> 00:15:13,840 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, whatever the cost may be, we shall 287 00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:14,799 never Yeah. 288 00:15:14,879 --> 00:15:17,320 Speaker 2: Easy for you. You're fucking sucking down champagne. 289 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:20,519 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, a big fatty yeah, smoking cigars. 290 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,159 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah. 291 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,000 Speaker 1: Look that up people if you've never heard that. And 292 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:27,039 also Iron Maiden would play that before every show. It's awesome. 293 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,679 Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like I've heard Christopher Nolan put that 294 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,679 in a movie or something. 295 00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:31,360 Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure. 296 00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:35,720 Speaker 2: All right, So the Searettes get their work done so 297 00:15:35,799 --> 00:15:38,360 that they can engage in their true passion, that is 298 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:43,039 acquiring a base of food for copious amounts of booze. 299 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:47,960 Now the bathroom band it Jazz strikes again. Her and 300 00:15:48,039 --> 00:15:50,879 Babs head to the toilet to make out, and we 301 00:15:51,039 --> 00:15:54,159 come back to the table to play a classic Sea 302 00:15:54,159 --> 00:15:54,919 Rette game. 303 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,840 Speaker 1: Mary F Kill. Now we've played this on this podcast 304 00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,639 many times done, and I have to say, if we're 305 00:15:59,679 --> 00:16:01,960 all being honest with ourselves, we all want to be 306 00:16:02,039 --> 00:16:06,360 the f person. Because you could say kill. That's hurtful, right, 307 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,799 But when they want to marry you, that means a 308 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:11,399 lot of things. You're safe, you're boring, friend zone, they 309 00:16:11,399 --> 00:16:15,360 don't have to fuck you. Yeah, But to say i'd 310 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,240 f that person, that's that's the. 311 00:16:17,679 --> 00:16:20,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's the trophy. That's the gold medal of 312 00:16:20,759 --> 00:16:25,919 fuck Mary Kill, the bronze being killed. Yeah. So listen, 313 00:16:26,559 --> 00:16:29,600 So Lene plays. I actually don't even think that she 314 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,799 was asked to play. I think she just had a 315 00:16:32,799 --> 00:16:38,320 little interjection wherein I think I mean apropos of the game. 316 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,039 I think she just said I wanted to kill Jess. 317 00:16:41,679 --> 00:16:43,360 Speaker 1: I'll kill you. 318 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,440 Speaker 2: Yeah. So Jess goes, Okay, well, we've got to go 319 00:16:47,679 --> 00:16:50,159 have a conversation. And this is where Jess kind of 320 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:55,399 rifles off another HR apology where she recognizes that she 321 00:16:55,480 --> 00:17:00,679 had some unresolved personal tension with Celene that she allowed 322 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:07,759 bleed into a work conversation and that that's inappropriate, very inappropriate. Yeah, 323 00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:08,839 it doesn't take either. 324 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:12,279 Speaker 1: No, Ola doesn't give a ship No, she doesn't is, 325 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,000 and I don't give a ship mode right now, she's 326 00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:16,079 got a day and a half left. 327 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:20,000 Speaker 2: No, no, no correction, sole Is, I don't give a ship mode. 328 00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:24,839 That's right, Yeah, Selenne says, And this is where we 329 00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:30,240 were talking. You have to be very careful with She's 330 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:36,160 She is an emotional terrorist, this woman Jess Ola Jess 331 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:39,880 too a little bit, but Olay is so ol will 332 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:44,559 treat you like shit. She has no allegiance to anybody 333 00:17:44,599 --> 00:17:51,240 but herself. If you put a foot wrong, she'll be 334 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:55,200 She'll just milk it for all it's worth. And Selene 335 00:17:55,759 --> 00:17:59,960 equates what Jess did to her to murder. She says 336 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:04,920 that if you kill someone, you can't apologize to them after. 337 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:08,680 And it was just a little bit of a grandiose 338 00:18:08,759 --> 00:18:11,480 comparison because just didn't kill her. She just kind of said, 339 00:18:11,559 --> 00:18:14,200 you are lazy. Yeah, so it's different. 340 00:18:15,079 --> 00:18:17,480 Speaker 1: You know, out of the two of them, who would 341 00:18:17,559 --> 00:18:19,599 you welcome back to another season? 342 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,119 Speaker 2: Both? I love both of them. Yeah, yeah, you know. 343 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,119 Speaker 1: I saw someone in our Facebook group say that they 344 00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:26,880 would watch another season with this same cast. 345 00:18:28,079 --> 00:18:32,039 Speaker 2: Run this exact same cast back, maybe a new chef. 346 00:18:32,799 --> 00:18:34,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta switch that out. 347 00:18:34,839 --> 00:18:38,279 Speaker 2: I'm sorry. We Anthony's a softy. We love Anthony, but 348 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:39,960 like I don't like him. 349 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:47,480 Speaker 1: I don't have any respect for him. 350 00:18:47,799 --> 00:18:53,279 Speaker 2: Right, well, he is. You know, I could do without 351 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:57,680 someone who's not gonna have sex with anybody. And I 352 00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:02,400 can also do without the spirals, right, And I could 353 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:05,759 also do without the compulsion to bring up that his 354 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:09,000 uncle banged his wife, because that's just me and but 355 00:19:09,079 --> 00:19:11,319 it is an automatic thing in us, you know. 356 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,960 Speaker 1: And necessary. We've got to remind the audience because some 357 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,880 people jump in halfway through the season. They have no 358 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:21,960 context for why he's such a spasmatic, heard of and pathetic. Sorry, 359 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:22,599 it's true. 360 00:19:25,279 --> 00:19:27,680 Speaker 2: He is an empathetically a talented chef. And then the 361 00:19:27,759 --> 00:19:31,519 chicken pi art was, oh my gosh, is make noicense. 362 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,920 Same night, we get back to the boat and we 363 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,880 have a conversation that we've had many times before. 364 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:40,039 Speaker 1: Oh the sea rats discussing the future. Yeah you want 365 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,000 to talk about pointless? 366 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:46,720 Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, can we make this work? After the boat? Answer? 367 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:53,400 And I wish we had pats. Actually, that's that's not 368 00:19:53,599 --> 00:19:55,960 on the board. A family's should sound effect because What 369 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,279 we were asking for was things you would find in 370 00:19:58,319 --> 00:20:05,000 your dresser, and sword was not at the top of 371 00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:05,640 the list. 372 00:20:05,519 --> 00:20:12,920 Speaker 4: Things you find in your dresser. A raccoon, yeah, no, 373 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:17,480 number one ass. Underwear, Yeah, underwear was a number one ass. 374 00:20:17,559 --> 00:20:21,799 Speaker 2: Sorry, somebody else is like another woman's underwear. 375 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:27,160 Speaker 1: Another woman. Let's see if it's on the bowl. Someone 376 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,799 already said on the way, you dumb ass. 377 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:36,799 Speaker 2: Yeah he Steve Harvey is incredibly talented, you betman, incredibly talented. 378 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:41,519 I mean to make the most of what I mean, 379 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:46,759 let's just call it how it is. It's just disgusting, filthy, yuck. 380 00:20:46,799 --> 00:20:48,559 Ignore me. He's walking into that studio. 381 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:53,440 Speaker 1: The guy that did the job two people behind him 382 00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:54,200 hung himself. 383 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:59,640 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Steve Harvey just said, don't come in my 384 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:03,000 dress room. I have to I have to discuss things 385 00:21:03,279 --> 00:21:06,400 with these these fucking I mean, I had to talk 386 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,359 to a family from Arkansas last week for three hours. 387 00:21:09,599 --> 00:21:13,440 Do not come in my dressing room. So what do 388 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,839 you guys like to do for fun? You know? It's 389 00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:16,440 like crazy? 390 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:21,599 Speaker 1: Uh so, uh, Damo is tired of Rainbow and he 391 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,759 always wanted olay. She's smoking hot. 392 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:27,039 Speaker 2: Well, this is this is the Watchmen kind of doomsday clock. 393 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,559 We get now, so he has three days? 394 00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:31,960 Speaker 1: Three days, I think you can pull it off. 395 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,960 Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah, are you kidding me? So Captain 396 00:21:36,039 --> 00:21:41,160 carry no. We wake the next morning, Barbara gets three 397 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:44,000 concussions before getting to work, and we get to Selene's 398 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:48,039 baby crush on Damo. So So says that he has 399 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,880 always stomped on her feet to understand where she's coming from. 400 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,359 And one of my favorite things with Solent is just 401 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:59,559 the second language kind of translations. Yeah, always keep me 402 00:21:59,599 --> 00:22:01,599 on my toe. It's like, what did she just say? 403 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,519 Speaker 1: Yeah that, you know, that's funny. You and I are 404 00:22:03,519 --> 00:22:06,279 on the safe waylake. She said, he she's got a 405 00:22:06,319 --> 00:22:08,599 good baby crush on him, But the real question is 406 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:09,880 will she have sex with him? 407 00:22:10,039 --> 00:22:10,160 Speaker 2: Uh? 408 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:10,799 Speaker 1: Huh right? 409 00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:14,799 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know about that. Oh I don't know 410 00:22:14,839 --> 00:22:15,240 about that. 411 00:22:15,319 --> 00:22:17,000 Speaker 1: I was trying to read in between the lines. What 412 00:22:17,079 --> 00:22:17,880 does it mean to. 413 00:22:17,799 --> 00:22:19,279 Speaker 2: Be a baby crush? 414 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:19,759 Speaker 1: Yeah? 415 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,799 Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe we'll see. We'll see the next episode. 416 00:22:22,839 --> 00:22:26,720 Speaker 1: If she says, well, that's that's first pace, he says, well, 417 00:22:27,039 --> 00:22:28,880 where do we got me? A couple of strands of 418 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,279 pubic care? And is z it on my face? Right? What? 419 00:22:32,319 --> 00:22:34,480 That would be your teenage phase or something. She's going 420 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:36,920 through the phases of oh, you know, but. 421 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:40,000 Speaker 2: By that logic, home plate would be like what an 422 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:40,640 elderly man? 423 00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:42,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, like Brad Pitt in that fucking. 424 00:22:42,599 --> 00:22:44,720 Speaker 2: Uh defecating on yourself and dying. 425 00:22:44,839 --> 00:22:47,519 Speaker 1: Yeah, what was that movie? It was pretty good, the 426 00:22:47,519 --> 00:22:48,799 when we starts out as an. 427 00:22:48,759 --> 00:22:51,400 Speaker 2: Old man in The Curious Case of Bench Benjamin Buttons. 428 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:52,519 Speaker 1: That was a great movie. 429 00:22:52,519 --> 00:23:01,720 Speaker 2: Man, what's it? No, No, it was not. And he 430 00:23:01,799 --> 00:23:02,440 looked weird. 431 00:23:04,599 --> 00:23:06,599 Speaker 1: It was bad, pretty weird. 432 00:23:08,079 --> 00:23:12,039 Speaker 2: Captain Carry gives Hugo boss the chance to be a boss. 433 00:23:12,079 --> 00:23:16,880 He's going to be driving the vessel. Now we've said 434 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:20,319 many times on this show, we don't know boat shit. 435 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,440 Oh I don't know how big of a deal this is. 436 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,200 I mean it seems like a pretty big deal, but 437 00:23:25,799 --> 00:23:26,680 I don't know, boat shit. 438 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,599 Speaker 1: Maybe it's a tip of the cap to people in 439 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,119 the industry that are fans of the show, like you 440 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,680 can do this someday. 441 00:23:35,799 --> 00:23:43,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, like a like a Dare campaign for c ret 442 00:23:44,599 --> 00:23:51,279 We've got a this is your Brain on drugs? Yeah, 443 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:52,400 do you remember that ad? Oh? 444 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, I loved it. 445 00:23:54,079 --> 00:23:55,880 Speaker 2: I don't It doesn't make a lot of sense to me. 446 00:23:56,559 --> 00:23:58,440 Speaker 1: Well, there was it a frying pan. 447 00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,319 Speaker 2: It was an egg. 448 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was oiling. It looked weird. 449 00:24:02,319 --> 00:24:04,400 Speaker 2: He goes, this is your this is your brain, and 450 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,880 then he cracks it into a cast iron and it 451 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,880 starts cooking and it looks good. It's it's about to 452 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:13,079 be a yummy egg. It's like, this is your fucking brain. 453 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:20,200 Speaker 1: This is the era of uh, the just say no campaign. Yeah, 454 00:24:20,319 --> 00:24:22,799 apparently whoever created that had never done heroin. 455 00:24:23,079 --> 00:24:27,440 Speaker 2: Sure you know it's a little tough. Yeah, Uh, I'm sorry. 456 00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:29,960 Have you ever had a quad stack before? You fucking 457 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,440 lose her? Get out of my face. I got this 458 00:24:34,759 --> 00:24:37,319 all right. So we've got dinner. Uh, there's going to 459 00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:41,720 be a timing issue on the horizon. Chef Anthony is 460 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,039 going to have to go to the beach come back. 461 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,880 But right now he's got a charcuterie board to handle. 462 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:49,240 The guests arrived and we get a little bit of 463 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,839 an issue right out of the gate, that being Kyle 464 00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:56,559 being unable to not bang charter guests. 465 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:57,079 Speaker 1: Yeah. 466 00:24:57,119 --> 00:25:00,519 Speaker 2: Now, before we keep moving on this sub I want 467 00:25:00,519 --> 00:25:02,480 you to look at me, and I want you to 468 00:25:02,519 --> 00:25:07,440 please don't Okay, let's not go back in the past. 469 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:15,200 Speaker 1: Oh please don't mention who he had sex with, well, well, 470 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,480 he wants to have sex with all of them. 471 00:25:16,559 --> 00:25:21,799 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, anything else. 472 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,799 Speaker 1: I feel bad because, well, you don't edit this show anymore. 473 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:27,960 I don't. 474 00:25:28,079 --> 00:25:31,720 Speaker 2: But oh still, that doesn't mean that we have to, 475 00:25:32,079 --> 00:25:36,839 you know, call people barrels or warthogs or any of 476 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,599 that stuff. You know, it's true, that's true. 477 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:39,279 Speaker 1: It's beneath me. 478 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:45,640 Speaker 2: Well, I don't know about that, but all right, a 479 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:50,400 lot of meanwhiles, meanwhiles. Anthony talks to the guests who 480 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,599 aren't really allergic to anything. 481 00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,559 Speaker 1: Just kind of on the fence about gluten stuff like 482 00:25:56,599 --> 00:25:58,319 you know what, which she basically just said, you know, 483 00:25:58,319 --> 00:25:59,880 when I put it on the preference sheep, But fuck it. 484 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:04,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, people with like gluten allergies are real. You know, 485 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:08,319 people can I don't know, die or something. People with 486 00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:11,240 gluten insensitivity is you just get a little bubble gut 487 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,559 and maybe shit your pants a little bit. 488 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,480 Speaker 1: You don't want to do that on vacation, though, that's. 489 00:26:14,319 --> 00:26:16,000 Speaker 2: The time to do it. You can't afford to do 490 00:26:16,039 --> 00:26:19,039 that in waking life. Right when you're on vacation, after 491 00:26:19,279 --> 00:26:20,759 a full meal, you can have a little bit of 492 00:26:20,759 --> 00:26:22,640 bubble gut, you're going to bed, you got nothing to 493 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:23,240 do the next day. 494 00:26:23,319 --> 00:26:25,599 Speaker 1: You know what, people in America, aren't you surprised you 495 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,319 don't see more people on the side of the road 496 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,279 just pulling down their pants. I mean we eat like 497 00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:29,880 pigs here. 498 00:26:30,559 --> 00:26:33,599 Speaker 2: Oh yeah here. I mean the fact that people are 499 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:39,920 making it out of BUCkies. I mean people are walking 500 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:46,359 into BUCkies eating try Tip gas station brisket. Before they've 501 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:51,920 even left the gas station. The hiss of the hydraulic 502 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,519 door is going off and they've finished half of the sandwich. 503 00:26:54,559 --> 00:26:56,240 How are they not shitting. 504 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,960 Speaker 1: On their way home. I'm just I'm always shocked. I 505 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,240 don't see more people pulled over. 506 00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:04,000 Speaker 2: I mean that place serves hot dogs wrapped in tortillas. 507 00:27:05,839 --> 00:27:08,440 A hot dog wrapped in a tortilla. Any BUCkies fans 508 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,000 get in the comments, let us know it's a very 509 00:27:10,039 --> 00:27:12,119 foreign thing to Westerners. 510 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,000 Speaker 1: Oh wow, you know I don't need hot dogs, so 511 00:27:14,039 --> 00:27:15,440 I will not be a patron. 512 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,240 Speaker 2: There, No, no, you will not. We have in and 513 00:27:18,279 --> 00:27:21,480 out out here. Yeah. I don't know if you've heard 514 00:27:21,519 --> 00:27:25,440 the recent comments from the NEPO Conto is the CEO 515 00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:28,200 what you have to say, Oh, it's too difficult to 516 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:32,079 do business in California. Probably it probably is, but also like. 517 00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:35,119 Speaker 1: Hey, bitch, oh suck it up. 518 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:39,119 Speaker 2: Well you already have five hundred million dollars. I mean right, 519 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,119 I mean things were going, okay, you know what. 520 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,720 Speaker 1: I was going to defend her. But it's still a 521 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:48,119 private company. They would, oh, sure shareholders, calm down. Well 522 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,319 it's a pretty tough regulatory climate over here. 523 00:27:51,319 --> 00:27:53,240 Speaker 2: And well they've been doing it for one hundred years, 524 00:27:53,279 --> 00:27:55,599 so I don't know how your parents did it. Okay, 525 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:59,319 you keep going, all right, sell us cheeseburgers, and everybody says, oh, 526 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:04,039 it's so cheap, so cheap. It kind of is still 527 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,960 that is really though. 528 00:28:06,039 --> 00:28:09,440 Speaker 1: So we have a car and I saw a receipt 529 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:10,839 and there it was for in and out burger. My 530 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,960 wife left the receipt. I don't know what she needed. 531 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:17,640 She ordered a cheeseburger and some fries. The thing was like, fit. 532 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,279 Speaker 2: What I'm used to feed a family of four with internet. 533 00:28:21,319 --> 00:28:24,240 It's going to cost you sixty seventy bucks. Cheeseburgers. 534 00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:27,680 Speaker 1: Cheeseburgers all said he a little trick with their fries. 535 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,440 They taste like dry potato sticks after they have a 536 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,039 short shelf life. 537 00:28:32,039 --> 00:28:34,039 Speaker 2: They have a three minute shelf lis yes, what. 538 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,839 Speaker 1: You do is when you get the fries, you wrap 539 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:36,799 them up in the bag. 540 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:41,200 Speaker 2: That is the worst piece of advice possibly, I mean, 541 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,279 that is the worst piece of advice you could possibly 542 00:28:43,279 --> 00:28:46,400 get out. So what happens if you follow what Pat 543 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,160 is telling you to do is you will create a 544 00:28:49,279 --> 00:28:53,240 kind of convection steam of and making them limp and 545 00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:56,799 further tasteless. Now, what you have to do is unhinge 546 00:28:56,799 --> 00:28:59,880 your jaw while you're driving and just tip it back. 547 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,319 Speaker 1: Like a like a dump truck, just dumping a bunch 548 00:29:02,319 --> 00:29:02,880 of garbage. 549 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,079 Speaker 2: That's the only way those are palatable. All right, So 550 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:11,680 lunch is chicken steak with Jimmy churry and a corn salad. Oh. 551 00:29:11,759 --> 00:29:13,480 By the way, I don't know if it was on 552 00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:16,079 this show or another show, but I had a coughing 553 00:29:16,079 --> 00:29:18,720 fit and some fans were like, that was a bitchy cough. Okay, 554 00:29:18,839 --> 00:29:21,759 I was in the middle of a coughing fit. Okay, 555 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,240 Well I almost died and it took you, I think, 556 00:29:25,319 --> 00:29:27,440 twenty seven seconds to go okay. 557 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,680 Speaker 1: Well, I was probably finishing my drink. You know we're 558 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,079 gonna get to we're listeners of this podcast. 559 00:29:32,079 --> 00:29:33,680 Speaker 2: Where are your buzzballs? Oh? 560 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,200 Speaker 1: It's Buzzball Friday. You know, people are grabbing onto that. 561 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,839 Speaker 2: I know, what what are we doing? I know, free 562 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,200 advertising for buzzball. 563 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,839 Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna say if I can get a sponsorship, 564 00:29:42,839 --> 00:29:44,640 you know, Dame Oh, he reached out. He's a big 565 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,039 fan of buzzballs too. Oh really yeah yeah, and he 566 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,440 likes it too, So he's drinking a buzzball while he's listening. Right, 567 00:29:49,559 --> 00:29:52,880 Oh really yeah? What was I gonna say? God, I 568 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:53,920 lost my goddamn train. 569 00:29:54,119 --> 00:29:56,039 Speaker 2: We're going to talk about the fans of the show. 570 00:29:56,119 --> 00:29:59,359 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, we're going to get to a little 571 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,759 battye as when you don't give the little batties some 572 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:06,000 credit for some suggestions they made. They fucking go nuclear 573 00:30:06,039 --> 00:30:07,160 on you in the comments. 574 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,480 Speaker 2: Actually well deservedly, so they should get credit. 575 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:13,519 Speaker 1: Okay, One particular little batty gave us the great rating 576 00:30:13,559 --> 00:30:16,559 system for Orange County called fatty Photos. We've used it. 577 00:30:16,559 --> 00:30:19,640 It was genius and we will give you your due. 578 00:30:20,039 --> 00:30:25,880 But shut up, Shut the fuck up, Jesus Christ. 579 00:30:26,599 --> 00:30:29,559 Speaker 2: We you know, I feel like I feel like there's 580 00:30:29,559 --> 00:30:31,720 a renewed sense of energy with Kaylen. 581 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,359 Speaker 1: In here, someone laughing over there, you know. 582 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:40,119 Speaker 2: Yeah, And then also we have we have fallen into 583 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,640 of kind of fear complex with the fans. Mm hmm, 584 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,880 We've we've given them too much leash and too much rain. 585 00:30:47,039 --> 00:30:48,480 Speaker 1: I'm starting to feel like I work for them and 586 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:48,920 they should. 587 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,359 Speaker 2: I can't have that dynamic at all. So all right, 588 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:57,759 So Jess gets a call from a friend. Oh, by 589 00:30:57,799 --> 00:31:01,400 the way, I want to say, I'm not sure if 590 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,440 some of the fans have noticed a bit of a 591 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:08,240 fall off on my culinary segments, something that people really 592 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,000 rushed to the airwaves for. 593 00:31:11,759 --> 00:31:14,640 Speaker 1: People are fans of your expertise in that field. 594 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:19,319 Speaker 2: Right, Well, So, as I've gotten more repulsed by the 595 00:31:19,359 --> 00:31:26,359 foodie culture, and as we've become Mariah Carey, our screeners 596 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:30,240 have something called it's a chiron that says owned by 597 00:31:30,279 --> 00:31:31,960 Patty and Universal Media. 598 00:31:32,079 --> 00:31:32,640 Speaker 1: That's what I said. 599 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,640 Speaker 2: So it blocks all all the fucking ingredients in the food. 600 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,440 Speaker 1: I hate that too. Also when they do subtitles, it 601 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,319 blocks and I have no idea what these people are saying. 602 00:31:40,359 --> 00:31:44,039 Speaker 2: So you know, it is it's a gilded cage we're 603 00:31:44,079 --> 00:31:47,920 living in, and it's just it's tricky, it is, okay, 604 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,960 So sorry, jas gets a call from a friend. Why filmed? 605 00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:53,960 Then we get to a little conversation with Fraser and Anthony. 606 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,519 This was a well Frase moment for me. But I 607 00:31:57,559 --> 00:32:01,960 think Frase really manages Anthony. Well, uh, he. 608 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:02,720 Speaker 1: Takes on the job. 609 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,319 Speaker 2: He manages Anthony in the same way that you just 610 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,680 managed that fan that wants credit for fatty photos. Shut 611 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,440 the fuck up and get to work, okay, because if 612 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:16,599 you if you can't indulge it, you cannot indulge Anthony's 613 00:32:16,599 --> 00:32:19,480 panic attacks because that's exactly what the panic attacks want. 614 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,519 It's kind of like that that Jumanji flower that's trying 615 00:32:23,519 --> 00:32:27,559 to like suck people into you know, it's really really treacherous. 616 00:32:27,599 --> 00:32:31,119 So the late Oh by the way, did you see 617 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,599 the fifth episode of Alien Earth? 618 00:32:32,759 --> 00:32:35,880 Speaker 1: I have not seen it yet. Someone one of my friends. 619 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,400 Speaker 2: It's just one of the best episodes of TV. 620 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,759 Speaker 1: I was talking about it. Yeah my Facebook group. 621 00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:43,039 Speaker 2: Oh friend, my god, Caylin, you see it. 622 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:49,599 Speaker 1: Fantastic, fantastic, It's great. It's so Jill and I we 623 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,279 do not We're never on the same page as far 624 00:32:52,279 --> 00:32:54,319 as shows. There are two shows that we both love 625 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,799 right now. One stars Jason Momoa, Chief of War. 626 00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:58,559 Speaker 2: Chief of Well. 627 00:32:59,000 --> 00:32:59,799 Speaker 1: Is it on Hulu? 628 00:33:00,119 --> 00:33:02,240 Speaker 2: It's on Apple Plus. Apple plus Apple TV. 629 00:33:02,839 --> 00:33:05,680 Speaker 1: Is it okay anyway? Pay for the five bucks or 630 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:06,680 whatever for a month. 631 00:33:06,519 --> 00:33:09,000 Speaker 2: And just it's probably like thirty but it's is it 632 00:33:09,079 --> 00:33:10,000 really a wow? I don't know. 633 00:33:10,599 --> 00:33:15,480 Speaker 1: It's awesome And Alien Earth on FX is great, great writing. 634 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,079 We're back to great writing. 635 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,400 Speaker 2: Wait until you see the fifth episode because in the 636 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:20,839 fifth and sorry, we'll get back to the show on 637 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,680 a second. But in the fifth episode you find out 638 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,079 what happened to the ship. 639 00:33:24,359 --> 00:33:25,920 Speaker 1: Oh really they do? 640 00:33:27,359 --> 00:33:28,759 Speaker 2: What go back at the time? Oh? 641 00:33:28,799 --> 00:33:29,160 Speaker 1: They do? 642 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,839 Speaker 2: Holy cow, Can I tell you something. I love that 643 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:39,960 little eye. I love the eye. They're they're giving an 644 00:33:40,079 --> 00:33:44,400 evil eyeball with tentacles personality. I mean, it's a character. 645 00:33:44,759 --> 00:33:48,039 I it's it's absolutely incredible. 646 00:33:48,079 --> 00:33:50,400 Speaker 1: All right, I already love Now you got me excited. 647 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,359 I can't wait for my wife to fall asleep so 648 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,119 I can actually watch a show that I like. 649 00:33:54,279 --> 00:33:55,960 Speaker 2: I know, and you know, it's so funny. My wife 650 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,960 is giving me ship because I watch Alien Earth. But 651 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,319 I won't watch The Pit because the Pit grosses me out. 652 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:00,599 Speaker 1: Yeah. 653 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,960 Speaker 2: Alien Earth is the ooziest, gooeyest thing. 654 00:34:03,039 --> 00:34:05,960 Speaker 1: But it's clearly fake. Yeah, the Pit, you never know. 655 00:34:06,119 --> 00:34:08,440 Speaker 2: The pit that somebody has like puss coming out of 656 00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,960 their vagina. And then there's people kissing in the hallway. 657 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,440 It's like, I don't want this right now. The guy's 658 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,559 fucking leg is broken in half. It's gross, all right. 659 00:34:16,599 --> 00:34:19,119 So the ladies hit the water toys and they are frothing. 660 00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:22,239 They're very into the sea rats. And this is this 661 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:26,079 is how you use a sea rat. Right. They want 662 00:34:26,079 --> 00:34:28,079 to be used the sea rats be used. You think 663 00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:30,239 Damon wants to strike up a relationship with any of 664 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,360 these women, No, he wants to be used by them 665 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:36,039 and thereby using them. And it was arbitrage. 666 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:38,039 Speaker 1: And I want to say this later on, the guys 667 00:34:38,079 --> 00:34:40,239 go over which charter guests they'd like to have sex 668 00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:44,760 with for our female listeners, the little female batties. I 669 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:48,360 wish this wasn't how men behaved. But we are all pigs, 670 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:52,000 and we're all pigs until we have no testoster. 671 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,840 Speaker 2: It's just lacker, rub jock. That guy has been a 672 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,159 pig all his life. 673 00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,800 Speaker 5: I don't know, Yeah, you know, it's just a matter 674 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,880 of in fact. You know, you that famous people have power. 675 00:35:03,039 --> 00:35:06,039 They let you you know, it's unfortunately or for some 676 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:07,239 fortunately you know. 677 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:11,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know if Donald Trump has 678 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:18,519 ever gotten how many syllables is unfortunately? Okay, So we 679 00:35:18,679 --> 00:35:22,960 get to nighttime, nighttime, and so so is setting us 680 00:35:23,039 --> 00:35:25,880 up for a tough little dilemma. And I'm sorry I 681 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:26,960 got into politics there. 682 00:35:28,639 --> 00:35:29,360 Speaker 1: We don't do that here. 683 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,920 Speaker 2: We don't do that there. And I know there's a 684 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,320 lot of you Trumpers out there, So I'm sorry. 685 00:35:33,159 --> 00:35:34,639 Speaker 1: To have audience is maggot. 686 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:46,639 Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just a likable guy. Uh fucking bruised. Okay, So, 687 00:35:46,639 --> 00:35:49,760 so So is setting us up for some a tough dilemma. 688 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:56,000 She is going to, I believe, bang Demo. Maybe not, 689 00:35:56,079 --> 00:35:58,400 though she's gonna kiss Demo for sure. 690 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,880 Speaker 1: Well, she wants to have one of those. I wish 691 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,400 I could pull this piece out of him and then 692 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,360 this piece out of him and very guy to have 693 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,239 sex with for three weeks and then never talk to 694 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:08,639 him again. 695 00:36:08,679 --> 00:36:13,360 Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing, this is on Kyle. I blame 696 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,039 any of the future tension that comes from this on Kyle. 697 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,840 Speaker 1: Really, Yes, he had her first, though first DIBs. 698 00:36:20,159 --> 00:36:22,159 Speaker 2: There is no possession in this. 699 00:36:22,679 --> 00:36:26,159 Speaker 1: I'm just saying he had his heart on her first. 700 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,679 Sorry to use a crass term like dibbs, but he 701 00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:30,480 already has. 702 00:36:30,559 --> 00:36:33,760 Speaker 2: Uh no, no, no, but but but we've spoken about so so, 703 00:36:34,079 --> 00:36:36,599 we've spoken about the little piece, the free spirit, we've 704 00:36:36,639 --> 00:36:39,239 spoken about the little people trying to dunk basketball. It's okay, 705 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:44,920 So you can't fall in love with not a little 706 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,639 person trying to dunk a basketball. You could fall in 707 00:36:46,639 --> 00:36:48,119 love with the little person, but you can't, and. 708 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,079 Speaker 1: You can't fall You got to get an apple box. 709 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:53,519 Speaker 2: You can't fall in love with the pursuit of them dunking, 710 00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:58,800 you know, because it's just wasted energy. And Kyle's doing 711 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,760 this thing where he's chasing her around like a puppy 712 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,440 dog and trying to make this, you know, more than 713 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:03,719 it is. 714 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:04,840 Speaker 1: She seems pretty willing. 715 00:37:07,639 --> 00:37:12,679 Speaker 2: It's a rouge. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, So don't fall 716 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:16,599 for Kyle. Let's get to the easy menu. Tomorrow is 717 00:37:16,639 --> 00:37:21,239 going to be the difficult menu. The ladies get ready 718 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:24,280 for dinner. Chicken pyard also known as a chicken cutlet, 719 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,400 is served for dinner. We also got a cute little 720 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,000 pink lava cake with a delicious little strawberry ice cream. 721 00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:33,159 You know, can I say this is probably my favorite 722 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,679 dinner of the season. 723 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,599 Speaker 1: Really, all right, so I have issues with this and 724 00:37:37,639 --> 00:37:43,199 sometimes it's you got to put people to actually create something. Actually, 725 00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:44,760 I was talking to this guy who's a painter the 726 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,559 other day and I said, you know, I know this artist. 727 00:37:46,599 --> 00:37:48,920 He just prints out the art and then he sticks 728 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,559 it on the paper and he goes, that's fine, that's 729 00:37:50,559 --> 00:37:53,000 still art. I don't ding that guy anything. When you 730 00:37:53,199 --> 00:37:56,159 fucking slap down a scoop of strawberry ice cream, I 731 00:37:56,199 --> 00:37:58,639 want to know that you put it into an ice 732 00:37:58,679 --> 00:38:03,239 cream maker made that. Oh yeah, yourself to buy it 733 00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:04,880 and then just throw it on the plate. 734 00:38:05,039 --> 00:38:07,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's I didn't think about that. I assumed that 735 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,800 he made it. You assume that he made it, And 736 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:14,400 that's foolish of me. What is he back there churning 737 00:38:14,559 --> 00:38:17,320 salt ice to make this strawberry ice cream? Ass My 738 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,199 grammy used to do it, I know, but Anthony is 739 00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:24,920 not your grammy. Okay, so yeah, I mean, had he 740 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,280 made the homemade ice cream? This is exactly what you 741 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:31,760 want to do for a dinner. Okay. This is elevated 742 00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,000 meat and potatoes, which is at the end of the day, 743 00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:39,400 all we really want, right you know, these New York 744 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,800 restaurants are blowing up with French tip sandwiches and burgers. 745 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,039 You know, they're not blowing up with molecular gastronomy. You know, 746 00:38:46,119 --> 00:38:49,639 let's get back to our roots, right, I mean, we 747 00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:52,599 haven't advanced any further than the Greeks, right, And and 748 00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:58,679 all they wanted was meat and potatoes and boy assayeah, yeah, 749 00:39:00,519 --> 00:39:04,119 that's it. It's just a joke. Yeah, you know, I 750 00:39:04,119 --> 00:39:05,960 don't want boy I know me either. 751 00:39:06,079 --> 00:39:08,159 Speaker 1: But you know who did? Michael Jackson? And I was 752 00:39:08,159 --> 00:39:11,079 thinking about Michael because he's got a. 753 00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:12,519 Speaker 2: Uh bi you know, there's a new theory coming out 754 00:39:12,559 --> 00:39:17,519 that it was. Actually it's amazing. Twitter is so good 755 00:39:17,599 --> 00:39:24,159 at sewing things back to Israel. But evidently the Jays 756 00:39:25,119 --> 00:39:27,519 tried to get Michael Jackson to do something that he 757 00:39:27,559 --> 00:39:30,119 didn't want to do, and he was like, no, wait 758 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:33,159 Jays and they were like, oh he will he show you? 759 00:39:33,519 --> 00:39:34,840 And then they put out all this. 760 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:37,559 Speaker 1: Oh really, They probably wanted him to play a private 761 00:39:37,639 --> 00:39:40,320 concert and he said, nah, not going there. And night 762 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,639 planes had I tuned sleeping all day. I think settlements 763 00:39:43,639 --> 00:39:47,000 are rom and they said, Michael, yeah, we have a 764 00:39:47,039 --> 00:39:50,639 DOSSI A on you your fucking children. Yeah, oh, come 765 00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:53,320 and get me. You know, here's my theory on Michael. 766 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:57,079 This will end the argument. Okay, if he loved out 767 00:39:57,079 --> 00:40:00,400 a children, why the fuck did he exclusively? We only 768 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,920 have little seven year old boys on those private jets. 769 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,559 Speaker 2: I mean this is an opening checkcase, right, there were 770 00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,960 never girls. There's a lot of people that you know, 771 00:40:10,119 --> 00:40:16,000 I don't let go. Yeah, I want to keep going 772 00:40:16,039 --> 00:40:22,800 with this, you know I do. Yeah. There are people though, 773 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,599 they defend Woody Allen and it's like I get it. 774 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,280 I get it. He technically didn't do anything wrong. But 775 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,199 he also courted his adopted daughter from a very very 776 00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:31,679 young age. 777 00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:35,679 Speaker 1: He's on Bill Maher. Those two were buddying it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 778 00:40:36,119 --> 00:40:38,719 So guy's ninety, he's still with it. 779 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:43,519 Speaker 2: Yeah, And listen, I love match Point as much as 780 00:40:43,559 --> 00:40:44,159 the next guy. 781 00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:48,599 Speaker 1: Right, but we watched that on Christmas. That's my wife's 782 00:40:48,679 --> 00:40:51,480 dad's favorite movie. Isn't that shocking? 783 00:40:52,039 --> 00:40:52,360 Speaker 2: Wow? 784 00:40:52,639 --> 00:40:54,400 Speaker 1: Yeah? 785 00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:59,000 Speaker 2: Has he ever had to kill someone? He was in 786 00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:00,199 an extra marital. 787 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,960 Speaker 1: Reuben was like, I got a movie. I was like, 788 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:07,920 go ahead, what dad, match Pully? All right, listen, I'm 789 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:12,000 not gonna do my dad. Yeah, it's called match Point 790 00:41:12,039 --> 00:41:18,280 that it takes a while to I'm nailing him, don't 791 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:22,079 my wife said, I will record you and play it 792 00:41:22,119 --> 00:41:24,079 for him and he won't like you anymore. 793 00:41:26,519 --> 00:41:26,760 Speaker 2: Wow. 794 00:41:27,079 --> 00:41:28,679 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeaheah. 795 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:35,119 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so crazy. A large black car salesman's favorite 796 00:41:35,119 --> 00:41:41,320 movie is Match Match Point. Scarlet Johansson is pretty Scarlet 797 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,760 Johansson in that movie. Okay, so we have gotten off track. 798 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,199 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Carrie has Hugo. 799 00:41:47,599 --> 00:41:48,039 Speaker 2: Is it okay? 800 00:41:48,199 --> 00:41:52,239 Speaker 1: Fantastic? Yeah, just like you remember it. Yeah, Carrie has 801 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:55,079 Hugo drive the boat even though he almost killed everybody. 802 00:41:55,119 --> 00:42:00,400 Speaker 2: That was nice. Yeah, there's a moment where there I 803 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,519 think you're getting ahead of it's let's get let's get 804 00:42:03,559 --> 00:42:08,639 to the fashion show. No, you're right. The fashion show 805 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,239 was then walking around and somebody fell down. Let's get 806 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,039 to the next morning. Next morning, tough look for Hugo. So, Hugo, 807 00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:16,400 I don't know boat shit right, but he was. He 808 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,679 was too busy getting femmed up, yes to pay attention 809 00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:20,639 to the boat hitting the right. 810 00:42:20,679 --> 00:42:23,800 Speaker 1: I think to his credit, I believe that he was 811 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,599 probably distracted by production saying this is what you need 812 00:42:26,639 --> 00:42:28,559 to be doing right now, and he got caught up in. 813 00:42:28,519 --> 00:42:33,000 Speaker 2: The cameras, which is probably why Carrie was so chill 814 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:33,360 about it. 815 00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, So I love carry. 816 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,079 Speaker 2: We keep rolling on the day and we get to 817 00:42:39,159 --> 00:42:42,400 Happy Bay. Love. Fraser Damo asked if he can spit 818 00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:44,960 the limes out and start sucking face with the charter guests, 819 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:51,079 and Fraser just goes, we don't have limes. Really, shit 820 00:42:51,159 --> 00:42:55,119 on your pade it So the beach picnic is popping, 821 00:42:55,199 --> 00:42:57,760 the stray dogs are having a blast. Is there anything 822 00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:02,639 that brings you more joy than just an affable straight 823 00:43:02,679 --> 00:43:05,159 I'm not talking about a three legged one that wants 824 00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:05,840 to bite you. 825 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:09,280 Speaker 1: No, no, that's not going to hit by cars repeatedly, no, no, no. 826 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,400 Speaker 2: Oh. By the way, started my morning with a dead 827 00:43:12,559 --> 00:43:16,000 kitten in the middle of the road. Yeah, I drove 828 00:43:16,039 --> 00:43:18,159 past it. I said, you know what, if this thing 829 00:43:18,199 --> 00:43:20,800 is still alive, I'm gonna have a tough time here 830 00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,000 because I'm gonna have to pick it up and figure 831 00:43:23,039 --> 00:43:27,039 it out. So it was dead as fuck, and uh. 832 00:43:27,119 --> 00:43:31,360 I called three one one, and after twenty five minutes 833 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:37,039 of Chicano Heritage at Union Station messages, I hung up 834 00:43:37,199 --> 00:43:38,960 and I was like, I don't think anybody picks this 835 00:43:39,119 --> 00:43:39,679 phone up. 836 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:40,199 Speaker 5: Yeah. 837 00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:41,920 Speaker 2: I wanted to tell them there's a dead cat on 838 00:43:42,079 --> 00:43:43,159 Seward and Lexington. 839 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,280 Speaker 1: Now, dyl what was the indicator? The fact that it 840 00:43:45,519 --> 00:43:48,960 was Ah, it was in the shape of a plate. 841 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,280 Speaker 2: It was fairly flat. And I don't want to joke 842 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:57,719 about this because it made me really sad. Okay, clearly, 843 00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:01,480 some there's no excuse to run over a cat in 844 00:44:01,519 --> 00:44:04,920 a residential neighborhood. You should never be driving that fast. 845 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,199 And well to the person that did, I would, I 846 00:44:07,199 --> 00:44:11,039 would throw exclusively elbows, just the sharpest bone in my body. 847 00:44:11,039 --> 00:44:12,519 Speaker 1: And I would too, but they probably wouldn't fill it 848 00:44:12,559 --> 00:44:14,760 because clearly they live in LA and they're driving, so 849 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,760 they were very high. 850 00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:20,880 Speaker 2: Unbelievable, so angry. Anyways, Hey, three, one one, pick up 851 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:24,239 the phone. Good luck with that one, My god. All right, 852 00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:27,960 so love. We talked about that, the straight dogs having fun. 853 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,159 We talked about the dead cat. Okay, we need to 854 00:44:31,199 --> 00:44:37,719 get ready for a the biggest dinner of the season. 855 00:44:38,079 --> 00:44:41,000 I mean it's an eight course song of fire and 856 00:44:41,039 --> 00:44:43,599 ice kind of dinner. I mean, we have teams for 857 00:44:43,679 --> 00:44:46,519 this dinner, right, These ladies are very invested in this. 858 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:52,559 Before that, though, Rainbow asks Sirk to sleat if she's 859 00:44:52,639 --> 00:44:59,039 excited about having a dishwasher again. Now, I don't think 860 00:44:59,079 --> 00:45:02,280 that Soso has a dishwasher or uses it if she 861 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,079 is excited about it. I mean, so so is a 862 00:45:04,079 --> 00:45:05,159 takeout kind of lady. 863 00:45:05,199 --> 00:45:07,280 Speaker 1: I think, oh, yeah, yeah, I didn't have a dishwasher 864 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:10,039 until I was forty. I'm not kidding. 865 00:45:11,199 --> 00:45:14,559 Speaker 2: Really, paper plates, I don't know. You know, everybody tells 866 00:45:14,559 --> 00:45:16,800 me you got to leave the food on the plates 867 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:22,280 for the dishwasher because they the soap needs yuck to activate. 868 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:22,440 Speaker 1: To touch it. 869 00:45:22,599 --> 00:45:24,800 Speaker 2: I can't do that. It's like crazy to me to 870 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,119 like put up what a plate soaked in spaghetti sauce 871 00:45:27,199 --> 00:45:28,719 and it's gross. 872 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:32,199 Speaker 1: Well, here's a admission. I didn't get a dishwasher till 873 00:45:32,199 --> 00:45:35,000 I was forty, and I haven't ever used it yet. 874 00:45:35,079 --> 00:45:36,639 Speaker 2: Yeah, I get in the comments. Let us know when 875 00:45:36,679 --> 00:45:38,159 did you get a dish washer? And also do you 876 00:45:38,199 --> 00:45:40,559 put your dishes in there with Schmitz on it or 877 00:45:40,599 --> 00:45:42,199 do you clean it off before they go in. I'm 878 00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:47,639 actually pretty interested to find out. So the dinner is good, 879 00:45:47,639 --> 00:45:49,760 We're getting ready for the dinner, and all of a sudden, 880 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:53,519 Anthony cannot do an eight course dinner. So we're an 881 00:45:53,519 --> 00:45:56,639 hour and a half from game time and he cannot 882 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,679 lace up the cleats. He's talking to Rainbow about how 883 00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:04,360 strat he is. So Rainbow is the second stew on 884 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:08,760 this vessel. She has no power to do anything you 885 00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:13,519 need her to do. And you're just fighting windmills right now. 886 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,079 Speaker 1: And she has a phone, though, and she can text 887 00:46:16,079 --> 00:46:19,320 Fraser saying this fucking chef is losing his goddamn mind, 888 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:20,800 which is exactly what she did. 889 00:46:21,559 --> 00:46:24,320 Speaker 2: Rainbow is really good at dropping dimes. Now that this 890 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,079 is a dime drop. This is more like, you know, 891 00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:27,360 there's a fire down there. 892 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,480 Speaker 1: But you know, I'm really attracted to her. If I 893 00:46:29,559 --> 00:46:34,599 wasn't afraid of her crushing my cranium with a boulder 894 00:46:34,679 --> 00:46:37,239 while I slept, I think we could make it work. 895 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:40,480 Speaker 2: Yeah. I think you and Rainbow could really really do 896 00:46:40,559 --> 00:46:44,519 something special together. The unfortunate thing is the violence that 897 00:46:44,559 --> 00:46:48,360 she's capable of is a terrifying thing. It's like sleeping 898 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:49,239 next to a python. 899 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:53,039 Speaker 1: Yeah it's kind of hot, Oh yeah, but definitely. You 900 00:46:53,079 --> 00:46:54,480 know you gotta worry about dying. 901 00:46:54,639 --> 00:46:57,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, You'll wake up one night and Rainbow will 902 00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:00,679 just be stiff as a board, just looking over measuring 903 00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:03,639 if you can swallow you or not. All right, So 904 00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,800 Hugo has a big day. He got to drive the boat, 905 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,880 even though he fucked up and I don't know boat shit. 906 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:13,280 So back to Anthony's fucking but this is a big deal, right, Yeah, 907 00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:13,920 it's a big deal. 908 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:14,320 Speaker 1: Big deal. 909 00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:19,719 Speaker 2: And listen, you know, working a road caster is intimidating 910 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:24,079 for some people, you know, So I mean fucking piloting 911 00:47:24,159 --> 00:47:28,599 of how many pounds does this weigh? Sixty sixty? Yeah, 912 00:47:29,039 --> 00:47:33,599 it's a big deal. So back to Anthony's fucking nuclear fallout. 913 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,599 Fraser finally gets down there and he says, just shut 914 00:47:36,639 --> 00:47:40,360 the fuck up. Okay, just shut up and Cook, stop 915 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,000 talking to me about this. You have an hour and 916 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:47,039 a half and we're going to find out what happens 917 00:47:47,039 --> 00:47:49,559 next week. But he says he's not an octopus, so 918 00:47:49,639 --> 00:47:50,679 he can't pull this off. 919 00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:55,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, fire, no ice. Something tells me that he 920 00:47:55,119 --> 00:47:59,639 pulls it off. This season will go go out with. 921 00:47:59,639 --> 00:48:01,880 Speaker 2: A bang and not a whimper. 922 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,440 Speaker 1: Oh whimper, I think. But that's fine because I really 923 00:48:04,559 --> 00:48:04,920 enjoyed it. 924 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,679 Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a great, great season. And next episode 925 00:48:07,679 --> 00:48:12,800 we're going to have Kyle catching feelings for Cirque de Solan. Kyle, 926 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,559 we love everybody, but I mean, what are you doing? 927 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:22,760 You cannot dunk that basketball. You're too short get in 928 00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:27,679 the comments. Follow Kaylin at Badass Eats on Instagram. I'm 929 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,039 Dylan saying goodbye, Pat, Say goodbye.