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<v Speaker 1>Imagine the place where you can escape for a day,

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<v Speaker 1>get immersed in a world of rooms, inspiration, and expertise,

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<v Speaker 1>where you can laye, luxury, accommodation and kids can feast

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<v Speaker 1>from ninety five sets. Tickets are free to everyone and

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<v Speaker 1>include all the attractions you've just imagined. A day out

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<v Speaker 1>at Ikia Theikia the wonderful.

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<v Speaker 2>Every day you're on the bus an hour from home

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<v Speaker 2>and bumper to bumper traffic creeping forward a few inches

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<v Speaker 3>Oh hi, so pod dad here, Okay, I wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>make you a little miniso to tell you some things

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<v Speaker 3>that are changing with ologies. It's all very exciting. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>let's have that minisod theme, shall we.

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<v Speaker 4>So?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, here are some upgrades to the podcast. So forever

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<v Speaker 3>y'all have been asking me if I have any transcripts

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<v Speaker 3>of the episodes for people who are hearing impaired, or

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<v Speaker 3>who are writing papers, or who just want to read

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<v Speaker 3>the information and not take notes. And forever I've been

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<v Speaker 3>like rely rely no. So starting in about a month

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<v Speaker 3>or two, I will have transcripts for pretty much all

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<v Speaker 3>the episodes. There's an amazing listener named Emily who is

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<v Speaker 3>a professional transcriptionist who is working with a team of

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<v Speaker 3>volunteers who are listeners to head up sorting them out,

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<v Speaker 3>distributing them and everyone's taking a couple or one or

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<v Speaker 3>more than one. It's an awesome group. Also, if you

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<v Speaker 3>ever need a professional transcriptionist, hire Emily White. That's her email,

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<v Speaker 3>Hire Emily White. She has been amazing and the work

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<v Speaker 3>that she's been doing to help make this podcast accessible

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<v Speaker 3>is just it's gorgeous and astounding. The first transcript she

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<v Speaker 3>sent me, I was like, oh my god, it's all there.

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<v Speaker 3>So hire Emily White. If you need a transcriptionist, hire

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<v Speaker 3>Emily White at gmail. Okay. The other thing that is

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<v Speaker 3>going to help with some accessibility is getting versions Bleeped

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<v Speaker 3>available for download for anyone who wants to listen with

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<v Speaker 3>kids or wants to listen at their school, but their

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<v Speaker 3>school won't allow them to hear the word fuck and

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<v Speaker 3>shit and whale dick and stuff around kids. So I'm

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<v Speaker 3>hiring a few extra editors to go back use the

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<v Speaker 3>transcripts we have and bleep episodes, and those will be

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<v Speaker 3>available for free, as will the transcripts through myite aliwar

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<v Speaker 3>dot com. They're not up yet, but we're working on it.

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<v Speaker 3>So all of these things take more time and more

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<v Speaker 3>people and more money, but they are upgrades I've really

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to do, and things that I wanted to have

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<v Speaker 3>available for people so that more people can just enjoy

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<v Speaker 3>the Ologists and all of the knowledge. So those are

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<v Speaker 3>things I've been working on. The other thing is some

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<v Speaker 3>people have been worried that I won't be able to

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<v Speaker 3>keep doing this podcast. I'll just burn out because it

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<v Speaker 3>is a ton of work. It's just a fuck boat

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<v Speaker 3>of work, and I have a couple other jobs that

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<v Speaker 3>I do. But good news, I just sign a contract.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be doing fifty episodes this next year. So fifty episodes, guys,

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<v Speaker 3>that's pretty much once a week you'll be getting a

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<v Speaker 3>new Ologies episode, a million dj air horns. So exciting,

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<v Speaker 3>So I can't burn out. I'm contractually obligated to keep

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<v Speaker 3>making them. And I'm contractually obligated because I did sign

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<v Speaker 3>with a network. So I joined the mid Roll Company

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<v Speaker 3>and they produce and run ads for some of my

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<v Speaker 3>favorite podcasts, Oprahs and WTF and a lot of really

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<v Speaker 3>great ones Getting Curious and so it's been a long

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<v Speaker 3>time in negotiating with them because I wanted to make

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<v Speaker 3>sure that I had the opportunity to pick the advertisers

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to work with that made good stuff and

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<v Speaker 3>there were products that I thought you guys would like

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<v Speaker 3>and actually use, and so they've been rad and so

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<v Speaker 3>I start advertising with them starting this next episode with Cats,

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<v Speaker 3>and so I'll be telling you guys about stuff that

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<v Speaker 3>I've been using and when I think of it. And

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<v Speaker 3>I could have just done regular ad reads, but I

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<v Speaker 3>decided to make a little bit more work, but make

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<v Speaker 3>it a little bit more fun. And I wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>let all the patrons know, who've been supporting the podcast

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<v Speaker 3>since literally day one. I would not be able to

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<v Speaker 3>make this podcast without you guys. Honestly, the support that

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<v Speaker 3>you've allowed me to give editors and paying myself a

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<v Speaker 3>bit to do this as a job has been It's

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<v Speaker 3>been irreplaceable. So to patrons, you know that I'm just

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<v Speaker 3>thirsty for your love and I love you very much,

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<v Speaker 3>and so I wanted to include patrons with the ads,

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<v Speaker 3>just to let them know that they have a really

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<v Speaker 3>big voice in the show and they're really part of

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<v Speaker 3>the making the show. So I started just calling patrons.

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<v Speaker 3>I asked them. I was like, hey, give me your

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<v Speaker 3>phone numbers, and then some of them did, and then

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<v Speaker 3>I just called them and I did ads to individuals

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<v Speaker 3>and I recorded them and you can hear them there'll

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<v Speaker 3>be in the break before Patreon questions. So my ads

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<v Speaker 3>are in the form of just marketing to one individual

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<v Speaker 3>at a time. Then we had a chit chat for

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<v Speaker 3>a while off air. It was great. So if you're

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<v Speaker 3>a patron, especially the Ologies, BFF tire, I see you.

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<v Speaker 3>I may be calling you soon. Maybe I'll talk to

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<v Speaker 3>you about vitamins or a really cool lecture course and

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<v Speaker 3>then we'll shoot the shit about your bird in the background. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>So those are some of the things that are changing

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<v Speaker 3>with ologies. The other thing that having ads is going

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<v Speaker 3>to allow me to do, other than pay myself a

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<v Speaker 3>wage that is fair for the amount of work I

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<v Speaker 3>put into it. Is every episode I'm going to be

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<v Speaker 3>donating to a charity that's relevant to the ology. So

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<v Speaker 3>I've been asking the ologists like and then having them pick,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I'm donating being part of the AD revenue

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<v Speaker 3>to them because I think a lot of us listen

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<v Speaker 3>to these episodes are like, I want to help, I

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<v Speaker 3>want to do something.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to help.

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<v Speaker 3>So I want to know that if you're listening to ads,

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<v Speaker 3>if you're supporting on Patreon, a fraction of what you're

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<v Speaker 3>supporting is going to help these causes and these ologists

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<v Speaker 3>in these fields of science directly, so that money goes

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<v Speaker 3>through me and into the charity. This will also allow

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<v Speaker 3>me to hire more people to work for me. So

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<v Speaker 3>I just hired a very very part time assistant to

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<v Speaker 3>help me get a lot of my Patreon rewards in

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<v Speaker 3>order and just help me organize spreadsheets and reach out

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<v Speaker 3>to different ologists so that I can spend more time

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<v Speaker 3>actually writing and recording the show and I can do

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<v Speaker 3>more travel. So I'm planning to do some travel to

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<v Speaker 3>introdew some really great ologists in Minnesota and South Dakota

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<v Speaker 3>and North Dakota later this spring, and so I can

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<v Speaker 3>take some trips to go do that and I've steadily

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<v Speaker 3>been giving raises to people who work on the show,

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<v Speaker 3>and so I was able to give them a big

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<v Speaker 3>bump because I'm doing ads, which I'm really excited about.

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<v Speaker 3>So you'll be hearing some ads and ologies, and you'll

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<v Speaker 3>also be hearing some patrons talking to me about ads.

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<v Speaker 3>If you want to be one of them, you can

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<v Speaker 3>always sign up on Patreon. You guys know that this

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<v Speaker 3>is a really big passion project for me. I was

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<v Speaker 3>really hesitant to do ads for a long time because

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't want to say fuck less. I didn't want

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<v Speaker 3>to change the tone of the show, and I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>want to take money from companies that I didn't believe in.

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<v Speaker 3>So luckily, with Midrol, they've been awesome. I don't have

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<v Speaker 3>to change the tone or the content of the show.

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<v Speaker 3>I advertise with people I want to advertise with, and

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<v Speaker 3>the money I make gets to help charities, give people raises,

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<v Speaker 3>help some people in my life, and then also let

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<v Speaker 3>me build a little bit more of an est egg

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<v Speaker 3>and maybe I won't always be recording in my closet.

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<v Speaker 3>So twenty nineteen, I hope this year all of you

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<v Speaker 3>are making lists of what you want to do in

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<v Speaker 3>twenty nineteen. Perhaps some of you out there listening are

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<v Speaker 3>ologists I'm going to interview in the future. Who knows

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<v Speaker 3>we may meet. Thank you for having an interest in

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<v Speaker 3>eating crickets and the apocalypse and gut flora and volcanoes

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<v Speaker 3>and chimps on birth control. I'm very glad to have

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<v Speaker 3>found my people out there, So thank you for listening,

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<v Speaker 3>and thanks for supporting. And if you have any feedback

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<v Speaker 3>on how the ads are or what you do or

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to hear about, just tell me, because you

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<v Speaker 3>know I'm all ears, Okay, And for the customary secret

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<v Speaker 3>at the end of this, I do want to tell

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<v Speaker 3>you if you are making to do lists and you

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<v Speaker 3>need a little bit of extra incentive. When you're making

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<v Speaker 3>a to do list, make this to do list on paper,

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<v Speaker 3>but then buy yourself, treat yourself to like a gold sharpie,

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<v Speaker 3>and then when you cross things off your list, you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>look at that, Look at that gold. And then it

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<v Speaker 3>also makes it opaque, so you can't even see the

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<v Speaker 3>thing you just crossed out. It's like you obliterated it completely.

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<v Speaker 3>And then at the end of the day you just

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<v Speaker 3>have a bunch of gold lines on a paper and

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<v Speaker 3>you're like, look at what I've done. Look at this

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<v Speaker 3>majesty so gold Sharpie's twenty nineteen guys, It's my strategy

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<v Speaker 3>for getting shit done. Okay, I love you all.

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<v Speaker 4>Bye bye, pack adermatology, homeiology, cryptozoology, lithology, yeminology, meteorology, paratology, anthology, seriology, selenology.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you this much.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine a place where you can escape for a day,

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<v Speaker 1>get immersed in a world of rooms, inspiration, and expertise,

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<v Speaker 1>where you can lay in luxury accommodation and kids can

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<v Speaker 1>feast from ninety five sets. Tickets are free to everyone

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<v Speaker 1>and include all the attractions you've just imagined a day

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<v Speaker 1>out at the Caia, the care, the wonderful every day