WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.080 --> 00:00:04.919 I'm the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse 2 00:00:05.120 --> 00:00:08.519 Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday. I hope you were 3 00:00:08.880 --> 00:00:11.480 so happy and ready to go into your weekend with 4 00:00:11.519 --> 00:00:14.720 a smile on your face. I certainly am. We have 5 00:00:14.880 --> 00:00:17.280 all kinds of screwing off we have left to do 6 00:00:17.800 --> 00:00:20.600 going into the final hour of the world famous Jesse 7 00:00:20.719 --> 00:00:23.000 Kelly Show. Don't judge me, Chris. It's the last hour 8 00:00:23.079 --> 00:00:25.679 on Friday. I can do whatever I want. I mean, 9 00:00:25.679 --> 00:00:27.760 I guess that's very similar to the rest of the week, 10 00:00:27.800 --> 00:00:30.320 but now it's more extreme. Chris, you know what this 11 00:00:30.480 --> 00:00:38.240 is jealousy from you because of the rope. You're jealous. 12 00:00:38.240 --> 00:00:40.479 Then I'm a robe guy. You know what I did 13 00:00:40.479 --> 00:00:43.840 this morning? Chris called out of bed and I could 14 00:00:43.880 --> 00:00:47.759 have put on my shorts t shirt. We had a 15 00:00:47.799 --> 00:00:50.039 security guy coming over the house of whatever. He was 16 00:00:50.119 --> 00:00:53.320 just tweaking a couple of things. I didn't have to 17 00:00:53.320 --> 00:00:57.359 do any of those things. Grab my robe, do it on, 18 00:00:58.280 --> 00:01:02.840 tied a little nod in there, walked over, poured a 19 00:01:02.880 --> 00:01:07.159 cup of coffee standing there in my robe. Life's different. 20 00:01:08.200 --> 00:01:12.040 I'm more free than you'll ever be right now, buddy, 21 00:01:12.640 --> 00:01:17.159 Just letting you know Jesse. How come craon eaters won't 22 00:01:17.200 --> 00:01:23.439 accept a recruit with a GED, but the army will. Okay, 23 00:01:23.480 --> 00:01:25.840 so why won't the Marines accept somebody with a GED 24 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:34.120 but the army will? Well, the Marines are the best 25 00:01:34.719 --> 00:01:40.719 superior to all the other branches. The Army is full, 26 00:01:41.280 --> 00:01:46.200 absolutely full of dirt balls, all right, full what Chris, 27 00:01:46.239 --> 00:01:50.879 I'm just being honest. I'm just being honest. The Marines great, 28 00:01:51.439 --> 00:01:54.760 the Army lame. That's really all you need to know. 29 00:01:55.040 --> 00:01:59.040 That's exactly why Jesse. I had the extreme displeasure of 30 00:01:59.079 --> 00:02:02.640 being stuck in a session led by the man or 31 00:02:02.719 --> 00:02:07.599 led by John Cornyn. He looks wisened, and I'm consistently 32 00:02:07.680 --> 00:02:12.400 surprised how old these guys get. My question is what 33 00:02:12.439 --> 00:02:14.240 do we have to do to get these people out 34 00:02:14.240 --> 00:02:18.520 of leadership positions in our government? Should we put maximum 35 00:02:18.560 --> 00:02:25.639 age restrictions on senators and representatives? Well, I'm of actually 36 00:02:25.639 --> 00:02:29.680 two different minds on this. First. Term limits is a 37 00:02:29.759 --> 00:02:33.439 very popular concept. It's been a popular concept on the 38 00:02:33.560 --> 00:02:36.240 right for quite some time. Term limit this and term 39 00:02:36.280 --> 00:02:39.280 limit that. The chances that you are a term limit 40 00:02:39.319 --> 00:02:41.639 fan are very very high. The light the right loves 41 00:02:41.680 --> 00:02:46.159 this concept and I understand why the right loves this concept, 42 00:02:47.159 --> 00:02:51.599 but I have always I don't like it. And here's 43 00:02:51.599 --> 00:02:58.360 why I want the American people to engage. We have 44 00:02:58.520 --> 00:03:04.360 term limits. It's you and it's me. Congress has this 45 00:03:04.479 --> 00:03:09.800 terrible approval rating. It's at like twelve percent. You can 46 00:03:09.879 --> 00:03:13.599 vote out the entire United States House of Representatives every 47 00:03:13.639 --> 00:03:16.719 two years. Do you note you want to hear an 48 00:03:16.800 --> 00:03:21.400 amazing stat? Think about this, an amazing stat. We live 49 00:03:21.479 --> 00:03:24.159 here in this incredible country that we have been given, 50 00:03:24.759 --> 00:03:30.039 with all these blessings, all this standard of living, twelve 51 00:03:30.039 --> 00:03:38.599 percent of this country votes. That is crazy. A tiny 52 00:03:38.639 --> 00:03:43.560 percentage of our people vote. I mean, obviously that's spread 53 00:03:43.560 --> 00:03:45.919 in different elections and things like that. A presidential year 54 00:03:45.960 --> 00:03:49.879 you get more, but not even close to half the 55 00:03:49.960 --> 00:03:55.240 country votes. How is that possible? Voting is the easiest 56 00:03:55.280 --> 00:03:57.759 thing in the world. You drive down of the polls, 57 00:03:57.960 --> 00:04:00.400 you walk in, you're show an idea, You're in a 58 00:04:00.439 --> 00:04:03.599 Democrat place, and you're walking. It's all computerized. Now it's 59 00:04:03.639 --> 00:04:07.879 b b beep. Then you're done. We can't get people 60 00:04:08.080 --> 00:04:12.120 to care enough about this place to even show up 61 00:04:12.199 --> 00:04:16.560 and press a couple buttons on the computer screen, and 62 00:04:16.600 --> 00:04:19.199 we say things like term limits, because you know why 63 00:04:19.240 --> 00:04:22.560 you love term limits because you're sick and tired of 64 00:04:22.680 --> 00:04:26.000 caring while no one else does. And so you're working 65 00:04:26.079 --> 00:04:28.600 hard to get these scumbags out, but no one else 66 00:04:28.639 --> 00:04:30.959 will help you. And so you want a law or 67 00:04:31.040 --> 00:04:34.079 something that will finally give you the help you deserve. 68 00:04:34.199 --> 00:04:36.519 And I understand it. You have a very good point. 69 00:04:36.759 --> 00:04:39.439 You want something to back you up. You're trying to 70 00:04:39.439 --> 00:04:42.040 get rid of the corruption. You're trying to do it right, 71 00:04:42.519 --> 00:04:47.279 but that's not Ultimately what will save the country. What 72 00:04:47.360 --> 00:04:52.399 will save the country is people participating in the electoral 73 00:04:52.480 --> 00:04:58.199 process at every single level. Twenty five percent on average, 74 00:04:58.680 --> 00:05:04.040 twenty five percent of the GOP even votes in the primary. 75 00:05:04.480 --> 00:05:07.560 Every Republican I know who cares at all about politics 76 00:05:07.800 --> 00:05:10.720 will rent and rape and scream and yell about how 77 00:05:10.839 --> 00:05:14.240 much they hate their Republican senator, Republican member of the House, 78 00:05:14.319 --> 00:05:17.319 or Republican governor. Did you vote in the primary? When 79 00:05:17.519 --> 00:05:17.839 was it? 80 00:05:19.319 --> 00:05:19.560 What? 81 00:05:20.720 --> 00:05:23.879 That's when you choose. I mean John Cornyn. I don't 82 00:05:23.920 --> 00:05:26.439 want to beat up Texas too bad, because it looks 83 00:05:26.560 --> 00:05:29.360 like right now, it looks like he's going to lose 84 00:05:29.399 --> 00:05:31.920 this primary. It's a ways a way, and anything can happen. 85 00:05:32.279 --> 00:05:35.879 Anything can happen. But yeah, he's been there a long time. 86 00:05:37.639 --> 00:05:42.279 Why we don't show up? We don't care enough to 87 00:05:42.319 --> 00:05:45.319 show up. So look when I said, I'm of mixed 88 00:05:45.319 --> 00:05:49.120 emotions about it. Because the founding fathers they believed in 89 00:05:49.199 --> 00:05:52.800 at least minimum age requirements. You can't be president unless 90 00:05:52.839 --> 00:05:55.480 you're thirty five years old. You can't be in the House. 91 00:05:55.600 --> 00:05:57.439 I think I think the House is twenty five. I 92 00:05:57.439 --> 00:05:59.360 believe I think the Senate is thirty. I may have 93 00:05:59.360 --> 00:06:02.120 that wrong, but I know president is thirty five. So 94 00:06:02.959 --> 00:06:06.000 they knew, hey, let's get some seasoning on these guys 95 00:06:06.040 --> 00:06:09.120 first before we get him in there. Should there be 96 00:06:09.199 --> 00:06:14.439 maximum limits? Maybe probably. I'm okay with a maximum limit. 97 00:06:14.519 --> 00:06:19.879 It's fine, but man alive. We can't show up and 98 00:06:19.959 --> 00:06:23.040 vote these people out. Think about the people who are 99 00:06:23.040 --> 00:06:26.279 there forever. Arlen Spector. You remember Arlen Spector, Probably not 100 00:06:26.360 --> 00:06:29.240 unless you're a hardcore political person. He was a senator 101 00:06:29.240 --> 00:06:35.879 from Pennsylvania. Arlen Spector, towards the end was in such 102 00:06:36.040 --> 00:06:40.600 bad physical and mental health he had to be practically 103 00:06:40.759 --> 00:06:45.600 physically carried on to the Senate floor and they had 104 00:06:45.600 --> 00:06:48.639 to vote for him. He just was an incapacitated human being. 105 00:06:48.879 --> 00:06:52.639 Dianne Feinstein. Good point, Chris, exact same thing, Dianne Feinstein. 106 00:06:53.959 --> 00:06:57.600 How do you keep voting for that person time after 107 00:06:57.680 --> 00:07:01.120 time after time after time. You don't look at that. 108 00:07:01.160 --> 00:07:04.000 You don't care enough about your country to look at 109 00:07:04.000 --> 00:07:07.759 that and get outraged and go vote for somebody different. 110 00:07:08.439 --> 00:07:11.920 Come on, what will save the country is not a 111 00:07:11.959 --> 00:07:15.600 new law. What will save the country is the American 112 00:07:15.680 --> 00:07:21.279 people showing up and caring about elections. Look, how is 113 00:07:21.319 --> 00:07:23.560 this person? I mean, forget about the just age thing, 114 00:07:23.680 --> 00:07:24.959 how's this person in Congress? 115 00:07:25.040 --> 00:07:27.079 Yes, for the most part, is nothing but a ride. 116 00:07:27.120 --> 00:07:29.279 That's all they were supposed to do for the most part. Right, 117 00:07:29.560 --> 00:07:32.879 It's like, you know what, this person is undocumented, or 118 00:07:32.920 --> 00:07:37.480 this person re enters the country illegally, all the things, 119 00:07:37.800 --> 00:07:38.959 and then they have icehold. 120 00:07:39.920 --> 00:07:43.959 You can get mad at her, Shasmin Crockett, how's she there? 121 00:07:44.480 --> 00:07:49.079 How'szillhn omar there? Haipe? You can get that's fine. The 122 00:07:49.120 --> 00:07:54.680 people voted for her. She was elected. The people voted 123 00:07:54.759 --> 00:07:58.279 for her. So is the problem the scumbag who's there? 124 00:07:59.319 --> 00:08:03.839 Or is the problem the people and their stupid participation 125 00:08:04.399 --> 00:08:08.600 or lack of participation? In the electoral process. There's a question. 126 00:08:08.879 --> 00:08:10.360 I saw it when I was going through them. I 127 00:08:10.399 --> 00:08:12.160 don't want to dig through it and find it right now. 128 00:08:12.199 --> 00:08:14.920 But somebody asked about oh here it is right here, Jesse. 129 00:08:16.040 --> 00:08:19.199 If Adam Shift is convicted of mortgage fraud, can he 130 00:08:19.319 --> 00:08:23.199 be removed from the Senate? Okay, it's a good question. 131 00:08:23.279 --> 00:08:29.319 I'm not insulting at all, But who cares? Now? I 132 00:08:29.360 --> 00:08:31.439 want Adam Shift to go to prison, right and if 133 00:08:31.480 --> 00:08:33.559 you committed a crime, I want him to be arrested 134 00:08:33.559 --> 00:08:35.919 and convicted and go to prison. That's all good and fine, 135 00:08:35.960 --> 00:08:40.039 But do you really think California is gonna send us 136 00:08:40.039 --> 00:08:44.360 something good? What indication has the state of California given 137 00:08:44.440 --> 00:08:47.679 us that they're going to send us anything but the 138 00:08:47.720 --> 00:08:53.360 most disgusting, despicable corrupt people in politics? Those will be 139 00:08:53.480 --> 00:08:57.480 senators from California. So you'll replace Adam Shift with Adam 140 00:08:57.480 --> 00:09:02.200 Shift Junior. Whatever corrupt has been working the levers of 141 00:09:02.240 --> 00:09:06.879 power in California has gotten the fundraising. Who gives enough 142 00:09:06.919 --> 00:09:10.360 speeches and proves to the people that he hates America 143 00:09:10.480 --> 00:09:13.480 or she hates America as much as he does, and 144 00:09:13.519 --> 00:09:16.440 then that person will go be a senator from California 145 00:09:16.519 --> 00:09:19.399 until the day they get promoted a VP or die. 146 00:09:20.840 --> 00:09:22.720 I'll be as happy as the next man. If Adam 147 00:09:22.759 --> 00:09:24.799 Shift goes down, and by the way, he will have 148 00:09:24.879 --> 00:09:27.440 to resign if he's convicted of a crime, I'll be 149 00:09:27.519 --> 00:09:30.559 happy as anybody. If Adam Shift goes down for mortgage fraud, 150 00:09:30.759 --> 00:09:33.440 you commit crimes. Apparently this is a very common thing 151 00:09:33.480 --> 00:09:36.720 for these people. Good good, good burn Adam Shift. But 152 00:09:36.879 --> 00:09:39.879 don't think that we somehow gained anything in the Senate, 153 00:09:39.960 --> 00:09:43.320 because California will dig up the next COMMI turd who's 154 00:09:43.360 --> 00:09:45.840 waiting on the bench for his chance, and then we're 155 00:09:45.840 --> 00:09:50.240 gonna be stuck with that loser too. The solution is 156 00:09:50.840 --> 00:09:56.120 voters participating and getting smarter. Honestly, I've brought it up 157 00:09:56.120 --> 00:09:59.639 so many times before. If you're a Democrat listening to 158 00:09:59.679 --> 00:10:04.919 me and you're mad about things like crime, taxes, regulations, 159 00:10:05.200 --> 00:10:09.600 it's your faults. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on 160 00:10:09.679 --> 00:10:13.559 a Magnificent Friday. Member, you can email us Jesse at 161 00:10:13.679 --> 00:10:17.720 Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse, my wife and I just 162 00:10:17.879 --> 00:10:22.399 adopted our first child, a beautiful baby girl, as is wonderful. 163 00:10:22.720 --> 00:10:25.720 We've been thinking about her future these first few weeks, 164 00:10:26.120 --> 00:10:29.960 and there's concern about how evil colleges can turn her 165 00:10:30.000 --> 00:10:33.600 against our values in the future, especially since she's a girl. 166 00:10:34.440 --> 00:10:38.360 Trade schools are the natural alternative to college, but it 167 00:10:38.440 --> 00:10:42.519 seems like it's more geared toward boys. Do you have 168 00:10:42.559 --> 00:10:47.159 any advice on trade school equivalents for the female anti 169 00:10:47.200 --> 00:10:50.840 communists out there? Looking forward to having her eventually? Listen 170 00:10:50.919 --> 00:10:54.600 to your show with us. That's wonderful. His name is Michael. Okay, Michael, 171 00:10:55.159 --> 00:10:59.039 everybody you parents have daughters and sons. I want you 172 00:10:59.039 --> 00:11:02.200 to follow me right now. Okay if you're not driving, 173 00:11:02.279 --> 00:11:04.639 if you're driving, just do it when you get home, 174 00:11:04.799 --> 00:11:08.679 all right. Remember we had Mike Row on the show. 175 00:11:10.840 --> 00:11:15.080 Mike Row has a website called I didn't tell him 176 00:11:15.080 --> 00:11:19.440 I was doing this, by the way, called mikerow works 177 00:11:19.919 --> 00:11:28.039 dot org. Mike rowworks dot org with me. Now go 178 00:11:28.120 --> 00:11:32.919 to microworks dot org with me. Go click on that button. 179 00:11:32.960 --> 00:11:34.120 I'm on my phone, so I don't know what it's 180 00:11:34.120 --> 00:11:36.840 going to look like on your computer. Click on that 181 00:11:36.879 --> 00:11:39.000 button in the upper right hand corner of your screen 182 00:11:40.159 --> 00:11:44.720 and you see the site that says scholarship. Click on 183 00:11:44.759 --> 00:11:56.639 that scholarship now scroll down, keep scrolling click on approved programs. Now, 184 00:11:56.679 --> 00:11:58.720 I know that was a convoluted way. There are probably 185 00:11:58.720 --> 00:12:01.120 faster way. Is the reason I know this, By the way, 186 00:12:01.879 --> 00:12:04.639 is I sat down with my oldest son James last 187 00:12:04.720 --> 00:12:08.399 night and had him look at this. I handed him 188 00:12:08.440 --> 00:12:11.039 this list of approved programs, and this is not all 189 00:12:11.120 --> 00:12:15.559 of them. But I said, hey, what on here interests you? 190 00:12:16.039 --> 00:12:18.440 And there were four or five that he was interested in. 191 00:12:18.879 --> 00:12:21.519 There are things that are I mean obvious, things that 192 00:12:21.559 --> 00:12:25.120 you already know about, like age back, heavy equipment operation. 193 00:12:25.279 --> 00:12:29.080 But I'm going to read you some of these. Automotive technology, 194 00:12:29.159 --> 00:12:38.440 aviation technology, construction, commercial driving, computer, information technology, cosmatology, culinary arts, 195 00:12:38.480 --> 00:12:49.519 diesel tech, electrical technology, energy technology, farming, agriculture, veterinary technology, welding, plumbing, nursing, 196 00:12:50.200 --> 00:12:58.679 marine technology, machining. Do all those sound like mail things? 197 00:13:00.159 --> 00:13:07.519 Don't think for one second that trades are only for men. Yes, 198 00:13:07.600 --> 00:13:09.360 your daughter is not going to be a plumber. I'm 199 00:13:09.360 --> 00:13:12.320 not stupid. I know that. I don't expect your daughter 200 00:13:12.360 --> 00:13:16.480 to go in or want to go into machining. There 201 00:13:16.720 --> 00:13:22.159 is a friend of Obs. A friend of Obs is 202 00:13:22.960 --> 00:13:27.240 she does this. I guess you might call it cosmatology. 203 00:13:27.279 --> 00:13:29.440 I'm not sure how to put it. Here's what I know. 204 00:13:30.759 --> 00:13:33.679 Women go to this place and they do all kinds 205 00:13:33.720 --> 00:13:38.200 of things anti aging things for them. It's all kinds 206 00:13:38.240 --> 00:13:42.039 of what did ob call it? Micro needling and bowed 207 00:13:42.159 --> 00:13:45.879 talks and creams and this and this treatment and that treatment, 208 00:13:45.960 --> 00:13:49.960 this treatment, that treatment. And like I said, she's friends 209 00:13:49.960 --> 00:13:52.879 with the lady who works there. It's all ladies who 210 00:13:52.919 --> 00:13:57.360 work in there. This business has exploded to the point 211 00:13:58.039 --> 00:14:03.600 that their business has on national It is nationally known. 212 00:14:04.480 --> 00:14:07.559 They are printing money, from what I understand, in there, 213 00:14:07.759 --> 00:14:14.600 printing money. Nobody has a college degree. They all trade schools, 214 00:14:15.120 --> 00:14:19.720 all of them. That's a trade school thing. I am 215 00:14:19.720 --> 00:14:22.159 not telling you. I've never told you that everyone needs 216 00:14:22.159 --> 00:14:24.919 to go to a trade school. That's ridiculous. Maybe your 217 00:14:24.960 --> 00:14:28.720 interests are in something where you have to have a 218 00:14:28.799 --> 00:14:33.240 college degree. That that's the case, that's fine. But this 219 00:14:33.480 --> 00:14:37.159 mentality that you have to go to college to have 220 00:14:37.200 --> 00:14:40.440 a good career and have a good job is bonkers. 221 00:14:40.600 --> 00:14:46.080 That is old dated ways of thinking. College, unless you 222 00:14:46.159 --> 00:14:49.159 are going for the right reasons, can destroy your mind, 223 00:14:49.440 --> 00:14:53.240 destroy your soul, destroy your bank account. You end up 224 00:14:53.320 --> 00:14:56.639 leaving with a degree, no job opportunities, on one hundred 225 00:14:56.679 --> 00:15:00.639 thousand dollars in debt. We have got to shat this 226 00:15:00.840 --> 00:15:04.440 mentality that everybody has to go to college. I have 227 00:15:04.519 --> 00:15:08.399 told my sons you are welcome to you will go 228 00:15:08.480 --> 00:15:11.639 with a purpose. You're not gonna go find yourself. You're 229 00:15:11.679 --> 00:15:15.840 not gonna go because that's what my friends are doing. No, no, no, no, no, nope. 230 00:15:16.519 --> 00:15:20.240 You if you have to go, it's because dad, I 231 00:15:20.360 --> 00:15:22.879 want to do this. I have to get a degree. Okay, 232 00:15:23.120 --> 00:15:25.440 then let's figure it out. Maybe we do a Juco 233 00:15:25.679 --> 00:15:27.759 Community college for a couple of years. The only matters 234 00:15:27.759 --> 00:15:31.159 where you graduate. Maybe eventually, yes, you will go. I 235 00:15:31.240 --> 00:15:36.279 understand that go get your degree, get out. That's fine, 236 00:15:36.440 --> 00:15:39.840 but that you are crazy if you think that's the 237 00:15:39.840 --> 00:15:41.840 only way you can have a good career or a 238 00:15:41.840 --> 00:15:44.919 good life. There are all kinds of different options that 239 00:15:44.960 --> 00:15:48.799 have different hours and different lifestyles. In some of these trades, 240 00:15:49.039 --> 00:15:51.720 the lifestyle may not be for you at all. I 241 00:15:51.799 --> 00:15:55.399 know tradesmen they'll work six months a year, then they're 242 00:15:55.399 --> 00:15:58.399 off six months a year. Sounds lovely, But the six 243 00:15:58.440 --> 00:16:00.840 months you're on, you're on like seven days a week. 244 00:16:00.879 --> 00:16:03.320 It's go, go, go, go go, make a pile of money, 245 00:16:03.320 --> 00:16:05.720 and then maybe that sounds awful, and maybe it would be. 246 00:16:06.240 --> 00:16:08.279 I don't know which one's gonna work for you when 247 00:16:08.279 --> 00:16:11.440 I'm not saying they are. We have got to shatter 248 00:16:11.519 --> 00:16:15.200 this mentality in young men and young women. You don't 249 00:16:15.240 --> 00:16:18.000 have to send your daughter off to the wolves. And 250 00:16:18.039 --> 00:16:20.600 that's what colleges are for these girls. They shatter them, 251 00:16:21.159 --> 00:16:25.440 they break them. Really, be very very careful with your 252 00:16:25.519 --> 00:16:29.759 daughter and where you send her, very careful. It is 253 00:16:29.840 --> 00:16:34.080 the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday. Member. If 254 00:16:34.080 --> 00:16:35.879 you miss any part of the show, you can download 255 00:16:35.919 --> 00:16:40.759 the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes, Bronco. Your segment 256 00:16:40.799 --> 00:16:43.919 on phone trappers was the most insightful thing I've ever heard. 257 00:16:44.519 --> 00:16:48.320 But what do you do when your phone when the 258 00:16:48.399 --> 00:16:52.799 phone trapper is your wife? This is such a delicate situation. 259 00:16:53.320 --> 00:16:56.039 It can only be handled by somebody with dainty hands. 260 00:16:56.080 --> 00:16:59.279 That's mean. Listen, just a little recap case you missed it. 261 00:17:00.440 --> 00:17:04.319 Are those people who live to trap you on the 262 00:17:04.400 --> 00:17:07.359 phone so then they can talk to you for thirty 263 00:17:07.359 --> 00:17:11.319 minutes about nothing. They'll send you text messages like I 264 00:17:11.400 --> 00:17:13.720 need you to call me, and you'll think, oh gosh, 265 00:17:13.720 --> 00:17:16.039 that's important and you step out of work and you 266 00:17:16.119 --> 00:17:19.920 call and it's twenty minutes talking about gardening, and it's 267 00:17:19.920 --> 00:17:24.559 brutal right, phone trappers. So what do you do when 268 00:17:24.599 --> 00:17:29.440 it's your wife? Well, do you ever watch any of 269 00:17:29.480 --> 00:17:35.599 those emergency room shows? I don't to clarify, I think 270 00:17:35.640 --> 00:17:38.319 if you do, you're kind of gross. But ob loves them, 271 00:17:39.519 --> 00:17:43.160 loves that medical stuff. Oh my gosh, gunshot wounds and 272 00:17:43.200 --> 00:17:46.279 things like that. Therefore, I've been in the house. I've 273 00:17:46.279 --> 00:17:49.200 been in the kitchen when she's got one of those 274 00:17:49.200 --> 00:17:51.960 shows on when she's making dinner full of laundry or whatever. 275 00:17:52.039 --> 00:17:57.839 Women do you know? So have you ever seen them? 276 00:17:58.119 --> 00:18:01.079 You ever seen somebody show up with a knife, a 277 00:18:01.160 --> 00:18:05.319 knife in them still they've been stabbed or anything that 278 00:18:05.359 --> 00:18:10.079 has stabbed them, car wrecked, you've seen it. You ever 279 00:18:10.079 --> 00:18:12.440 seen how the doctor pulls that out, How the medical 280 00:18:12.480 --> 00:18:18.720 staff pulls that out very slowly, a little bit at 281 00:18:18.759 --> 00:18:22.319 a time. You'll never see them grab it and just 282 00:18:22.440 --> 00:18:25.039 rip it out of there like in the movies. You 283 00:18:25.279 --> 00:18:29.759 have to pull it out just a little bit and 284 00:18:29.799 --> 00:18:32.640 then clean it up and be very careful and make 285 00:18:32.640 --> 00:18:34.960 sure you haven't gone too far, and then pull it 286 00:18:35.000 --> 00:18:38.240 out just a little bit more, and then you're right 287 00:18:38.279 --> 00:18:40.880 back in cleaning it up, making sure you haven't gone 288 00:18:40.880 --> 00:18:46.920 too far. That is exactly how you extricate yourself on 289 00:18:47.000 --> 00:18:50.400 a phone call from your wife one you don't want 290 00:18:50.400 --> 00:18:57.680 to be in any longer. Not fast, slowly, you back 291 00:18:57.720 --> 00:19:01.720 away a little bit, she will John. That's when you 292 00:19:01.839 --> 00:19:05.519 stop clean things up. Let her know you are so 293 00:19:06.279 --> 00:19:10.640 enjoying talking to her on the phone about her friend 294 00:19:10.799 --> 00:19:14.759 Susie and the pimples she got. You're so excited to talk, 295 00:19:14.960 --> 00:19:17.480 but Eddie said, See, this is how it works when 296 00:19:17.480 --> 00:19:21.119 it's me and ab I get on the phone. You know, Hi, 297 00:19:21.519 --> 00:19:24.440 I'm by the way home. I love you whatever, Kid's good, good, Yeah, 298 00:19:24.480 --> 00:19:26.680 you need anything. That's when we go through the same 299 00:19:26.759 --> 00:19:29.000 kind of thing. You know, good to go, and then 300 00:19:30.440 --> 00:19:33.599 I'll all right, well, i'll see you when I get home. 301 00:19:33.640 --> 00:19:35.519 I'll usually drop one of those on her, all right, 302 00:19:35.559 --> 00:19:37.400 I'll see you when I get home, and she'll drop 303 00:19:37.440 --> 00:19:41.599 a what do you not want to talk anymore? And 304 00:19:41.640 --> 00:19:44.039 that's when I come back. This is where you slow 305 00:19:44.079 --> 00:19:48.440 down your no, no, I do I thought you were done? 306 00:19:48.799 --> 00:19:51.400 Oh what what else is on your mind? 307 00:19:51.640 --> 00:19:52.000 Oh? 308 00:19:52.160 --> 00:19:57.279 You wanted to you wanted to talk about makeup or something. Oh, 309 00:19:57.359 --> 00:20:00.319 no way, I would love to. And so you have 310 00:20:00.400 --> 00:20:03.720 to go back in and slow down, give it another 311 00:20:03.839 --> 00:20:07.599 couple of minutes, and then then you then maybe you 312 00:20:07.640 --> 00:20:10.960 pull out something of a I'm almost to the store 313 00:20:11.039 --> 00:20:14.279 and I gotta run in. Do you need anything? And 314 00:20:14.319 --> 00:20:17.240 that's where Look, she's gonna try to get you again. 315 00:20:17.400 --> 00:20:20.119 She's gonna pull out the what can't you walk with 316 00:20:20.240 --> 00:20:25.839 the phone? Pause? Yeah, of course I can't. I thought 317 00:20:25.920 --> 00:20:28.599 you'd want to go because it's loud here. There's career, 318 00:20:28.680 --> 00:20:32.319 you see what I mean. You have to be careful. 319 00:20:32.720 --> 00:20:37.400 And then then the best way to do this, the 320 00:20:37.440 --> 00:20:40.880 best way that I've discovered. It's practically fool proof. You're 321 00:20:40.920 --> 00:20:45.160 in the store, you're on the phone, you tell her, Hey, 322 00:20:45.799 --> 00:20:48.720 I've gotta go. I have to talk to this person 323 00:20:48.759 --> 00:20:52.400 and ask where whatever is? Hey? Where do you? Where 324 00:20:52.400 --> 00:20:54.680 do you have the organic lettuce or whatever it is? 325 00:20:54.720 --> 00:20:58.119 The looking for? Hey, baby, I gotta run. I gotta go. Okay, 326 00:20:58.359 --> 00:21:02.039 And then once you do, you've eased it out a 327 00:21:02.079 --> 00:21:05.440 couple times, then you can back completely out what Chris, 328 00:21:05.519 --> 00:21:12.279 what Chris said? Just say I want to talk in person, Chris. 329 00:21:12.279 --> 00:21:16.079 That doesn't work. It doesn't. It doesn't work, It doesn't work. 330 00:21:16.559 --> 00:21:20.160 They they just want to sit there and say nothing. 331 00:21:20.240 --> 00:21:23.680 Sometimes they just want to they and you can't say 332 00:21:23.759 --> 00:21:26.319 I need my hands, Chris. That used to work when 333 00:21:26.359 --> 00:21:29.160 you're driving. Sorry, I want to keep both hands on 334 00:21:29.200 --> 00:21:31.720 the wheel. You want me to be safe? Right? That 335 00:21:31.759 --> 00:21:35.079 would normally have worked, But now every car that's a 336 00:21:35.119 --> 00:21:40.400 Bluetooth system no one buys that anymore. You can, on occasion, 337 00:21:41.759 --> 00:21:46.200 you can use that again and say something's going on 338 00:21:46.319 --> 00:21:49.759 with my Bluetooth. I don't know what it is. But see, 339 00:21:49.759 --> 00:21:52.480 I don't want to act like these are permanent solutions, 340 00:21:52.960 --> 00:21:56.119 because how many of those do you get before she 341 00:21:56.240 --> 00:22:00.559 starts to catch on one or two? You're blue tooth 342 00:22:00.640 --> 00:22:03.839 isn't working. You might get away with that once. You 343 00:22:03.880 --> 00:22:06.240 can't pull that all all the time. I like to 344 00:22:06.319 --> 00:22:11.160 find concrete solutions to our problems. Ease it out, just 345 00:22:11.279 --> 00:22:14.200 like that knife in the emergency room. Don't rip it 346 00:22:14.200 --> 00:22:17.200 out all at once. Someone's gonna get hurt. Ease it 347 00:22:17.240 --> 00:22:19.720 out a little bit at a time, all right, Bronco. 348 00:22:20.039 --> 00:22:23.759 I'm originally from Northwest Iowa, lived there twenty three years. 349 00:22:24.920 --> 00:22:27.279 Northwest Iowa's about as red as it gets due to 350 00:22:27.279 --> 00:22:30.559 the farming community. So naturally there's a lot of illegals there. 351 00:22:31.400 --> 00:22:33.680 Every illegal I see on the road as a Nebraska 352 00:22:33.759 --> 00:22:37.400 license plate, and I always wonder why any idea what 353 00:22:37.440 --> 00:22:40.559 that would be? Okay, So look, I can't say to 354 00:22:40.640 --> 00:22:42.880 this specific thing, but I will tell you something we 355 00:22:42.880 --> 00:22:48.759 don't think about a lot is illegal immigration is an industry. 356 00:22:50.200 --> 00:22:56.079 There's an insane amount of money in illegal immigration, and 357 00:22:56.559 --> 00:22:58.880 it gets as dark as you can imagine. And sometimes 358 00:22:58.920 --> 00:23:01.279 it's a farm worker who's working for two months, and 359 00:23:01.319 --> 00:23:04.759 sometimes it just you know, sex, slaves and just the 360 00:23:04.799 --> 00:23:07.680 worst stuff in the world. That it is a gigantic, 361 00:23:07.839 --> 00:23:13.559 multi billion dollar industry. Because it's a multi billion dollar 362 00:23:13.640 --> 00:23:20.039 industry that's also illegal, there are going to be more 363 00:23:20.240 --> 00:23:26.160 advancements with getting the illegality done then you or I 364 00:23:26.240 --> 00:23:30.680 would fully realize because we're not involved in that industry 365 00:23:31.160 --> 00:23:34.880 that includes things like social security numbers. Have you ever 366 00:23:34.960 --> 00:23:38.279 wondered why employers who have to do your e I 367 00:23:38.480 --> 00:23:42.240 nine employment verification things like that everify stuff, why do 368 00:23:42.319 --> 00:23:45.720 they still have illegals? These illegals will show up with papers, 369 00:23:46.319 --> 00:23:50.759 with valid driver's licenses, they'll show up with social security cards, 370 00:23:50.920 --> 00:23:55.359 social security numbers. How does that happen. There is an 371 00:23:55.400 --> 00:24:01.799 industry out there facilitating it, selling this stuff, and government 372 00:24:01.880 --> 00:24:05.079 people are involved. Remember when they were going off, when 373 00:24:05.119 --> 00:24:08.680 Elon Musk was still involved with the Trump administration and 374 00:24:08.720 --> 00:24:11.680 he was handing all this information to Donald Trump and 375 00:24:11.680 --> 00:24:15.400 Trump was speaking publicly about social Security and how many 376 00:24:15.440 --> 00:24:17.720 people are on it. We have two hundred year old 377 00:24:17.759 --> 00:24:20.119 people on Social Security. We have a bunch one hundred 378 00:24:20.119 --> 00:24:22.920 and fifty year olds on Social Security. Government people are 379 00:24:22.960 --> 00:24:29.480 selling social Security numbers to illegals. That's why there's an 380 00:24:29.559 --> 00:24:35.440 industry that is there's an entire remember this right underneath 381 00:24:35.480 --> 00:24:37.599 your feet. Cops will know this. Every cop listening will 382 00:24:37.680 --> 00:24:43.519 nod his head. There's an entire world of criminality all 383 00:24:43.559 --> 00:24:48.079 around you that you can't see, that I can't see 384 00:24:48.200 --> 00:24:51.519 because we're not involved in it. All around you. You 385 00:24:51.599 --> 00:24:54.759 will drive from your house to the office, and you'll 386 00:24:54.799 --> 00:24:58.400 see that's McDonald's, and that's the local school, and that's 387 00:24:58.440 --> 00:25:02.200 a little shopping center, and there's a used car law 388 00:25:02.440 --> 00:25:05.880 and that's what you see. That's what I see. A 389 00:25:06.000 --> 00:25:09.400 cop who knows the area well he drives, he said, oh, 390 00:25:09.440 --> 00:25:12.319 you see that shopping center. They're dealing meth out the back. 391 00:25:12.319 --> 00:25:15.000 We're working on a case right now. You see, actually 392 00:25:15.079 --> 00:25:17.799 I know this personally place that's very close to here. 393 00:25:18.079 --> 00:25:21.519 You see this automotive shop. Yeah, that's a chop shop 394 00:25:21.559 --> 00:25:23.799 for illegal vehicles that show up. The cops have to 395 00:25:23.799 --> 00:25:26.000 bust the place every now and then. Oh you see 396 00:25:26.000 --> 00:25:28.880 that place, it's a human trafficking hub. We suspect, we're 397 00:25:28.920 --> 00:25:33.920 working on an entire world around you. You don't see, 398 00:25:33.960 --> 00:25:39.079 and I don't see. Criminality is that way, illegal immigration 399 00:25:39.240 --> 00:25:43.279 is that way. That's why one more segment next. It 400 00:25:43.440 --> 00:25:47.519 is the Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of the Jesse 401 00:25:47.680 --> 00:25:51.279