Speaker 1: Stuck at home, bored and alone. You'd think I could
Speaker 1: have some fun on my own, but not all.
Speaker 2: I thought if with Cecily and Stephanie, what's up, everybody,
Speaker 2: Welcome to boord af It's our favorite show.
Speaker 1: It's the fa it is time of the week. That's
Speaker 1: my song, I am bord e f.
Speaker 2: I mean, I can't walk andy. What if we just
Speaker 2: made that or a theme song? You know what?
Speaker 3: Today I went to this place near uh not not
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter where it is. But it's like this
Speaker 3: new little burger place. Okay, and I what's a called
Speaker 3: name of it? That's exactly what wasn't saying. I don't
Speaker 3: fucking then that would be the best part, because I'm
Speaker 3: gonna plug it so hard.
Speaker 1: Damn. I'll think of it. I'll look it up.
Speaker 3: But I just wandered in. I wanted something like a
Speaker 3: chicken sandwich or something, you know, to take home. And
Speaker 3: I walked in and it was like it was for me.
Speaker 3: First of all, it was cozy.
Speaker 1: Colors and really pretty red and creams and no bloud music.
Speaker 1: It was like it was made for me.
Speaker 3: I walk up and I'm like, oh, I don't eat
Speaker 3: like bee for anything, and this woman who I believe
Speaker 3: I'm probably related to, and that's the way all to say,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, I believe we're related. Okay,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. And I was like, and
Speaker 3: they had falafful. You could get falaffel in a burger
Speaker 3: instead of a burger, so it's exactly like a burger
Speaker 3: with like pickles and ketchup and everything, but with falafful.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I want that. So I got
Speaker 3: that and she's like, okay, it'll be right, and it
Speaker 3: was so inexpensive. I'm like, what dream am I in?
Speaker 3: It's like five dollars, Like this is amazing. So I
Speaker 3: got it. And then when I she's like, okay, it'll
Speaker 3: be out in like just five minutes. And then I
Speaker 3: look to the left and there's like a little portion
Speaker 3: of the store that's a candy store, and I go, wait,
Speaker 3: is this part of your place? And she's like yes,
Speaker 3: she goes, go on in on the right side it's
Speaker 3: all Swedish candy. On the left it's all American candy.
Speaker 3: And I was like, why, she goes, go get it
Speaker 3: back and go get some candy. So I went and
Speaker 3: got just a bunch of gummy worms. I'm like, I
Speaker 3: don't know what this is, but it's like the best thing.
Speaker 3: I've got to look it up.
Speaker 2: Right, that's so cool, I know, and I hope they
Speaker 2: make it because it's been in a spot.
Speaker 3: It's bias Starbucks. That has been everything. It's been like
Speaker 3: every possible. It was the counter. Remember that burger place. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it has been like twelve different places it was. It
Speaker 3: was Veggie Grill for a while, which I didn't hate.
Speaker 3: But this is like fabulous and I want it to
Speaker 3: do well. So how do I find it? Burger Place
Speaker 3: on Sunset?
Speaker 1: Maybe? Yes, yeah, it's McDonald's.
Speaker 2: Place, but it was it's Burger King.
Speaker 1: Have you heard of that?
Speaker 2: They have like the best fries. I was so shocked.
Speaker 2: These fries are like amazing.
Speaker 1: I found it. It's called Patty Boys, and it's wonderful.
Speaker 2: So if you are in Hollywood, okay, what if it
Speaker 2: was literally what if you're like, it's called so you
Speaker 2: called Proud Boys. It's so delicious. They're really like their
Speaker 2: attitudes and there are so delightful. They're very patriotic, very no,
Speaker 2: it's so good. I'm telling you, Pattie Boys. It's on Sunset.
Speaker 3: If please come to La and go there and support
Speaker 3: this business because I met the owner and she was
Speaker 3: a delight. And you can get falafful instead of beef,
Speaker 3: which I think is a nice change.
Speaker 1: It's just chickpeas. You're not killing anything. Oh I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it. It's not the hell it's it's it
Speaker 1: is very fattening.
Speaker 3: Oh there's a lot of calories and a flafful, But
Speaker 3: I find it delicious and I feel good about myself
Speaker 3: when I'm eating it, and I feel like, in many
Speaker 3: ways I'm sort of part of the Middle East peace
Speaker 3: process by just ordering it.
Speaker 2: I would agree with that, and I would say everyone
Speaker 2: in a lot, yes, in many many.
Speaker 3: Ways, in many ways, because everyone can claim the falaffel.
Speaker 3: And I lived in Tel Aviv, which you know, I
Speaker 3: lived in Tel Aviv for about six months. That's sack crazy,
Speaker 3: I know it is crazy. And but I had falaffel
Speaker 3: from every corner like and I traveled a lot. I
Speaker 3: went to Egypt, and I went all around the region,
Speaker 3: and I had tried falafel in all the places and
Speaker 3: they were all they all had their own little spin
Speaker 3: on it, but everybody was very proud of it. And
Speaker 3: it was kind of a nice delicious little thing with
Speaker 3: the hormus.
Speaker 2: And how was the situation in the Middle East when
Speaker 2: you lived there?
Speaker 1: And I was there? Pretty crazy. I was there in
Speaker 1: the mid nineties.
Speaker 3: It was around the Oslo Accords, so a lot of
Speaker 3: shit was going down. There's a lot of terrorism. I
Speaker 3: remember I wasn't allowed to take the bus. I wanted
Speaker 3: to go to Jerusalem. I'm not religious, for those who
Speaker 3: you know, but I just was you know, you want
Speaker 3: to go to you're in Israel, you might go there
Speaker 3: and you take the bus. System was really good, but
Speaker 3: buses were being blown up pretty much constantly. So my
Speaker 3: parents put their foot down and they were like, you're
Speaker 3: just you have to take a cab.
Speaker 1: So you could take a cab.
Speaker 3: So it wasn't that expensive because the dollar is pretty
Speaker 3: strong back then, you know there and so but yeah,
Speaker 3: and then there was a there was a like a club,
Speaker 3: like a dance club that got bombed while it was
Speaker 3: next door to our school.
Speaker 1: Oh that happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody I know that was there, but people died. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was pretty crazy. It was pretty crazy. But it
Speaker 3: was weird because we didn't have I had very little
Speaker 3: access to TV or news, not necessarily. I was in college,
Speaker 3: so it wasn't but we didn't have TVs in our dorms,
Speaker 3: so I.
Speaker 1: Really like it was this really cool.
Speaker 3: And we didn't have cell phones yet, so it's no
Speaker 3: phone no, so we were just existing. So we would
Speaker 3: hear about these things. But like maybe a couple of
Speaker 3: days later in the post. Wow, Yeah, it was like
Speaker 3: a whole other time, but it is beautiful.
Speaker 2: I listened to this podcast recently. It's called September twelfth,
Speaker 2: so it's it's it was a podcast about September eleventh,
Speaker 2: but like what happened sort of afterwards, it's.
Speaker 1: Really it was. It was. It's a pretty good podcast.
Speaker 2: But anyway, the first one of the stories that they
Speaker 2: were talking about on it was that there was this
Speaker 2: group there was there was a group of people on
Speaker 2: this ship that was they were part of a game show.
Speaker 2: They were part of like a you know, like a
Speaker 2: survivory kind of game show, and I can't remember exactly
Speaker 2: what it was called, but they had no access to
Speaker 2: the outside world, and so when September eleventh happened, there
Speaker 2: was like a whole thing among the they didn't know
Speaker 2: like what to do, like whether to tell them about it.
Speaker 2: Whoa so I guess they did tell them about it,
Speaker 2: but it didn't feel real to any of them because
Speaker 2: you know, they were just like wait, what, like.
Speaker 1: It just seemed too crazy. And of course they.
Speaker 2: Didn't see any footage because they were still on this
Speaker 2: reality show. So then when the reality would it kind
Speaker 2: of ended or whatever, it was apparently very very very
Speaker 2: shocking because then they all of a sudden it hit home.
Speaker 2: So they'd been kind of like, you know, joking around
Speaker 2: with each other and it just didn't feel real to anybody,
Speaker 2: and then they get back and all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: they're like, oh my god, holy shit.
Speaker 1: Like that is really interesting. I wrote.
Speaker 3: A month later, I wrote I tried to write a script.
Speaker 3: Nobody read it, including my own managers. But I did
Speaker 3: write a little thing about during COVID, about that that
Speaker 3: there was a Big Brother. It was like the same
Speaker 3: thing there. These people were in Big Brother. They didn't
Speaker 3: know about COVID, so they didn't know that the world
Speaker 3: shut down. So when they walked out of the Big
Speaker 3: Brother house, and in my version, they all walked out together,
Speaker 3: not like one you know.
Speaker 1: It was like, Okay, the show's over, you all go.
Speaker 3: And then they saw it like they're like what happened
Speaker 3: to the why is nobody working? Why is everything boarded up?
Speaker 3: But you know it was a lot worse, like right,
Speaker 3: it was a zombie. It was kind of a fun
Speaker 3: little zombie reality show type thing that I put together.
Speaker 3: Nobody cared if anybody's listening and they want and if
Speaker 3: Stephanie would like me to if she wants to help
Speaker 3: write it.
Speaker 1: But it's already said you wrote it.
Speaker 3: I wrote it, but it's not nobody read it like
Speaker 3: it's apparently you could maybe you could jazz it up.
Speaker 2: So I think what you're saying is if anybody wants to,
Speaker 2: like manage you.
Speaker 3: Or read it or help help make it, we could
Speaker 3: make it on an iPhone, like Steven Soderberg, do we
Speaker 3: make a thing on an iPhone? Why are we having
Speaker 3: to wait for Hollywood?
Speaker 1: Is that even the thing?
Speaker 2: I feel like at this point people would be like,
Speaker 2: but that's not That just means you don't have any money.
Speaker 1: That's not really creative. Steven Soderbergh does it still?
Speaker 3: I mean you can tell, yeah, he did it, like
Speaker 3: I mean, maybe he doesn't always do it, but he
Speaker 3: did this awful movie that everyone liked. And I can't
Speaker 3: remember what it's called but I was shot on iPhone.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, you can tell, but a lot of
Speaker 3: years ago, right, not that long ago, like a few
Speaker 3: maybe three.
Speaker 1: I remember that. I'm gonna look it up. Steven Soderberg.
Speaker 1: I don't know how.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'll know it when you say the name
Speaker 3: of the movie. But I did not like it so annoying.
Speaker 1: How do you spell see Steven Soderberg?
Speaker 2: Is it? Oh, it's the O D E R. Well,
Speaker 2: I don't care about that part. Stephen Soderberg. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: write iPhone movie iPhone move. Oh it comes right up?
Speaker 1: Uh oh unsane? Yeah, not good.
Speaker 2: Is not what I was thinking of. He's done entirely
Speaker 2: on the iPhone seven.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm telling you, and if you can tell, and
Speaker 3: you're sort of watching it, and that's so funny because
Speaker 3: not to get us, it's bord afs.
Speaker 1: So we can go wherever we want, right, so we
Speaker 1: can talk about anything.
Speaker 3: But I just saw the pt Anderson movie, and you know,
Speaker 3: I'm a fan. I mean, I don't like.
Speaker 1: I don't go.
Speaker 3: Usually I wait for screeners when it's a three hour
Speaker 3: movie because I don't really like sitting.
Speaker 1: But I went.
Speaker 3: I went, and they were very The studio was like,
Speaker 3: you really should see it on our Burbank in our
Speaker 3: Burbank theater, because it is it was shot on VistaVision
Speaker 3: and it will show on VistaVision. And I'm like, bitches.
Speaker 3: I didn't say bitches, but I'm like, y'all know, I
Speaker 3: do not care about VistaVision. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3: I cannot tell the difference. I just want popcorn. So
Speaker 3: which screening room is going to have popcorn? And they're like, well,
Speaker 3: the grove. I'm like, I'll do the grove. Then that's
Speaker 3: I'm not like the most.
Speaker 1: I don't even. Yeah, I don't know what that. Nobody knows.
Speaker 3: I asked my friend who went with me to the movie,
Speaker 3: to the screening. He was he'd gone to film school,
Speaker 3: and I was like, what is that? And he goes
Speaker 3: and I don't even He's like, I don't even know.
Speaker 3: It's an old school device. It was something they did
Speaker 3: in the eighties, so it's an old it's like a
Speaker 3: different camera lens. Film buffs will understand, and I'm sure
Speaker 3: they will be wowed, but I was not wowed.
Speaker 1: I was not wowed.
Speaker 3: I was like because the whole thing was just explosions
Speaker 3: and gunshots, and I just maybe I just like wasn't
Speaker 3: in the mood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But also if you're I just I never understand, like, hey,
Speaker 2: we have new stuff that works that makes it like
Speaker 2: makes things more watchable. So yeah, I know why.
Speaker 1: I mean it did look good. It was absolutely beautifully shot.
Speaker 3: But there was a scene. There was a scene that
Speaker 3: like went on for so long. And I said to
Speaker 3: my friend after, I was like, were we supposed to
Speaker 3: feel like we're high or something? And he's like, honestly,
Speaker 3: I think so, because the scene went on so long
Speaker 3: and it was the same shot over and over and
Speaker 3: this weird like they were driving in these hills and.
Speaker 1: It went on.
Speaker 3: I mean, we were not high or we had not
Speaker 3: had anything to drink, nothing, and it went on for
Speaker 3: so long. I was like, what is this? But people
Speaker 3: seem to love it. Everyone loved it.
Speaker 1: I would not have loved that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it was just weird for being weird. I'm
Speaker 3: sure it was an homage, he said, and my friend
Speaker 3: was pointing. He's like, well you got that. He's like,
Speaker 3: you got that Kubrick homage? And I'm like, oh, which one.
Speaker 3: He's like, well, the line it was like a direct
Speaker 3: dialogue lifted from blank. And he's like, and that shot
Speaker 3: was exactly the shot from blank, and that was a
Speaker 3: Tarantino reference and that was and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, okay, but but so are all movies only for
Speaker 2: like movie buffs?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: Is that like so cool?
Speaker 3: That's what's when you have a pt Anderson. That does
Speaker 3: seem to be the case. And listen, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 3: The movie, which is called One Battle after Another, is excellent.
Speaker 1: It's one.
Speaker 3: It's a tough one because I know it's a really
Speaker 3: good movie with great acting, and it was funny and
Speaker 3: different and like, it's really good. But there's a difference
Speaker 3: between something being really good and you enjoying it.
Speaker 1: Does that make sense?
Speaker 3: No, You're like, I know it's but you know it's
Speaker 3: well made and you know it's well acted, but I
Speaker 3: didn't have fun myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, so that's not that doesn't I mean,
Speaker 2: that's there's maybe it's a well made movie, but it's not.
Speaker 1: It's tough for you. It's not for you.
Speaker 3: It's not for me, just like you and I disagreed
Speaker 3: vehemently on liquorice Pizza. Speaking of PT Engine, I loved it,
Speaker 3: not like loved it.
Speaker 2: That was objectively a bad movie and everybody's cruse.
Speaker 1: I loved it. I loved it so much. I thought
Speaker 1: it was delightful. You got me on that.
Speaker 3: But I'm gonna switch gears. I have to tell you
Speaker 3: about this dream. Okay, No, Stephanie is not like when
Speaker 3: we talk about dreams. But this is going to change you.
Speaker 3: I think it's going to turn it around. And I'm
Speaker 3: not making a second of it up. And I want
Speaker 3: us to analyze. I wish we could get a dream
Speaker 3: person on we do that. Is anybody a dream analyzer?
Speaker 1: You told me you were going to tell me about
Speaker 1: a dream, and I swear to god.
Speaker 2: The beginning story about the burger place where you're like,
Speaker 2: You're like, yeah.
Speaker 1: There is candy.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, is this going to be like
Speaker 2: your fan, like your fantasy, like your subquension there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, this feels like it. I'm so
Speaker 3: glad I was able to find the name of that.
Speaker 3: But okay, here's the dream. So I'm in a car,
Speaker 3: like a shitty car, like a Mazda. I'm a passenger.
Speaker 3: Not that Mazdas are shitty cars. This is like old
Speaker 3: kind of well. I had a Mazda, but I mean,
Speaker 3: like not a fancy card. It's important that you know
Speaker 3: that is like an old, like nineteen ninety five Mazda,
Speaker 3: you know, like heep on the whatever, and Trump is driving.
Speaker 3: Trump is driving the car, and I'm in the passenger seat,
Speaker 3: which is so symbolic, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 3: it's so like okay, okay, okay, this is crazy. So
Speaker 3: we're at the intersection of Gardener and Hollywood. That's important
Speaker 3: because that's a place that I'm often at, so it's
Speaker 3: very specific. And we're like driving, Yes, we're driving, and
Speaker 3: all of a sudden we're a stoplight and he sees Putin.
Speaker 3: Putin comes up and says something crazy and he makes
Speaker 3: Trump really mad. So Putin has infuriated Trump, which is
Speaker 3: already weird, but like, okay, so that happens. So Trump
Speaker 3: is furious. So he puts his he puts his like
Speaker 3: foot on the gas and he starts going one hundred
Speaker 3: miles an hour in this shitty car going up a hill.
Speaker 3: And he's mad and he goes through a stop sign
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh my god, I'm the passenger. I
Speaker 3: can't get out, Like he's controlling my life. And it's
Speaker 3: so dangerous. Obviously this is you know, we know.
Speaker 1: None of this. Yeah, no, right right. So then but
Speaker 1: this is the crazy part.
Speaker 3: So I go hey, and I put my hand on
Speaker 3: his shoulder and you I go yeah, and I go hey,
Speaker 3: trying to diffuse the situation, I go, when's the last
Speaker 3: time somebody really listened to you, like, really listen to
Speaker 3: what you need?
Speaker 1: And then he slowed down.
Speaker 3: He slowed down, and he's kind of calmed down, and
Speaker 3: he's like, no, people don't listen. Thank you so much
Speaker 3: for saying that. And I really feel like I should
Speaker 3: have married you. So in my dream, I was a
Speaker 3: pick me girl for Trump. Yeah, now that is so okay,
Speaker 3: so many layers. And then the rest of the dream
Speaker 3: was me just trying to He really was like trying
Speaker 3: to make out with me, and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, oh god, I can't tell him no.
Speaker 3: But I was just kept making excuses that I didn't
Speaker 3: want to go out, and I didn't end up, but
Speaker 3: I think he tried to kiss me. I mean, it
Speaker 3: went on for a long time and different. Now I
Speaker 3: was in an hotel at some point, like all kinds
Speaker 3: of weird things went down, and then it shifted into
Speaker 3: something else. But I thought I was like, God, that's
Speaker 3: that goes back to childhood.
Speaker 1: That is layered to me that I was trying to
Speaker 1: like save him.
Speaker 2: Were you trying to save him? Or were you trying
Speaker 2: to save.
Speaker 3: Maybe all of us? But I mean, I can't explain
Speaker 3: the daydreams I think I told you. I used to
Speaker 3: tell you where when I was very young, like five
Speaker 3: years old, I would daydream that Davy Jones from the
Speaker 3: Monkeys would fall down a man hole.
Speaker 1: Now I don't know why I would. I told you
Speaker 1: that because we were like, that's kind of misery esque.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, yeah, this is this is giving,
Speaker 2: it's giving misery.
Speaker 3: But why would I even think that at four years old?
Speaker 3: That's so weird? It was never sexual. I didn't have
Speaker 3: any weird Luckily, any bad stuff like that happened, So
Speaker 3: it wasn't like that I didn't know any anything about that.
Speaker 3: But it was like he was walking down the street
Speaker 3: in Texas and Waco fell down a man hole, which
Speaker 3: I had to have seen on TV those right, and
Speaker 3: I got it. I nursed him out, I got him
Speaker 3: out and saved him. Like what and Davy Jones is
Speaker 3: nothing like Trump? This is a tiny little British man.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is weird, weird dream on many levels. But yeah,
Speaker 3: so maybe maybe that's something to think about. You guys,
Speaker 3: when's the last time you asked Trump? When the last
Speaker 3: time somebody really really listened to his needs?
Speaker 1: Did you ask him like, when's the last time?
Speaker 2: And this this is sort of like the Golden Bachelor,
Speaker 2: but did you ask him like, when's the last time
Speaker 2: you took time.
Speaker 1: For you that you got is self care?
Speaker 3: It's like when yes, you're just you're nurturing everybody else.
Speaker 3: You're so empathetic.
Speaker 2: All you do is care, care, care about everyone, right,
Speaker 2: who's caring for you?
Speaker 1: Caring for you?
Speaker 3: And then I point really hard at his heart, who's
Speaker 3: caring for little Donnie?
Speaker 1: Little Donnie inside?
Speaker 2: Right, He's like, well, my beautiful, beautiful daughter who I
Speaker 2: want to date named Ivonka, she's caring for me. Oh,
Speaker 2: I mean I have to say, Okay, I had kind
Speaker 2: of I had the opposite dream, Okay, Kezsey Jones, I
Speaker 2: get all jealous. I had I had a I've had
Speaker 2: I feel like two dreams recently, and I know why
Speaker 2: I had the last one, and it's going to lead
Speaker 2: us into a different topic. But I've had a couple
Speaker 2: dreams about Mark Maron.
Speaker 1: That is very different like sex dreams not me, no.
Speaker 2: But like not no, but but like a little bit romantic,
Speaker 2: like he was interested in me.
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, he's really cute, was John
Speaker 1: in the dreams? No?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Did you tell him no? Should we tell him right now?
Speaker 2: Bring him in everybody, you guys, open the door. But
Speaker 2: and then it was funny because I had this dream
Speaker 2: like a while ago, one the first one, and then
Speaker 2: I had it again last night, which is kind.
Speaker 1: Of your type. He's very much your type.
Speaker 3: But aside from John, he's your old type.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like like Jewish, but like also like very smart.
Speaker 1: Jewish but also well most most Jewish, like smart, like
Speaker 1: you're like Jewish, but not like asthma.
Speaker 2: Well he is, though, he is pretty Jewy. That's the thing,
Speaker 2: because we are saying this Jewish and really smart because
Speaker 2: he's a smart jew Okay, which leads me though that
Speaker 2: I want to bring this up. So last night I
Speaker 2: turned on the TV. This is this is a few
Speaker 2: different topics. First of all, Number one, Jimmy Kimmel, you
Speaker 2: know how he came back on the air. But what
Speaker 2: was it Sinclair and Next Star or whatever. We're still refusing,
Speaker 2: Like they were still like we're not going to show
Speaker 2: you if you're in a certain part of the country,
Speaker 2: like including Seattle.
Speaker 1: Uh you're not.
Speaker 2: You don't get to you don't get to see it.
Speaker 2: That lasted like a day. What he came back on Tuesday?
Speaker 2: So Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and now he's back.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's back. Yeah, no, no, nothing. They didn't say like,
Speaker 1: oh he apologized, you really know, They're like, no, he
Speaker 1: didn't know.
Speaker 2: They said, they said, yeah, we heard your feedback and
Speaker 2: we thought about it.
Speaker 1: We noticed it.
Speaker 2: Oh did you Yeah, yeah, and we made the decision
Speaker 2: to like go ahead and you know, have them back. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because we didn't want to lose any more money. But anyway,
Speaker 2: last night I turned on the TV and Who Wants
Speaker 2: to be a Millionaire?
Speaker 1: Did you know that? Who Wants to Be a Millionaires? Back?
Speaker 1: And Jimmy Kimmel is the host. That's right.
Speaker 3: Well, a lot of people, like Martin Short has a
Speaker 3: game show. Everybody has like a game show. Now, I know,
Speaker 3: but I love Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I
Speaker 3: still love that show. Did you ever try to go on?
Speaker 1: No? I didn't I do. You tried to?
Speaker 3: I did it either's the first round is a phone call.
Speaker 3: You did it on the phone and I failed that.
Speaker 1: It was really it was hard. You had to be
Speaker 1: like put these in order of how they happen, like, oh, the.
Speaker 2: Early part, yeah, I can't that part. I'm terrible at
Speaker 2: I was, and you got to be you got to
Speaker 2: be good at that because that's how you get on.
Speaker 1: But right now they're doing celebrity ones.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 2: So last night they had on the celebrity that I
Speaker 2: turned it on for. You get two celebrities that are
Speaker 2: friends and they get to play together. So do you
Speaker 2: know who it was last night when I turned it on.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say Mark Maren.
Speaker 4: And Sarah Oh okay, that's fun. Jealous, super jealous and
Speaker 4: he's very smart and Sarah Silverman is a smart person,
Speaker 4: but she was not as he knew some ship that
Speaker 4: I was like, wait what Yeah, there was a question
Speaker 4: that was about I can't remember what it was about,
Speaker 4: like a either a Hindu or Haitian or something like
Speaker 4: bigure like a little statue and he was like.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it was started with an age something. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's like half elephant half man, which he knew. He
Speaker 2: He's like, well, I have like five of those around
Speaker 2: my house. Yeah, Hindu, probably Hindu. And he's like, and
Speaker 2: it's an elephant. So one of the answers was trunk,
Speaker 2: and he's like, so, I guess trunk.
Speaker 1: Let's go with that. So they do. So then they
Speaker 1: get to this question.
Speaker 2: Okay, this was the So they're at thirty two thousand
Speaker 2: dollars and they're going for sixty four and.
Speaker 1: Here's the question. I'm going to give it to you.
Speaker 1: I love this, okay, though it sounds scary.
Speaker 2: A fig mom and the matter spelled sph y so
Speaker 2: spig with gm o m so sphig mom anometer a stigmnometer, yeah,
Speaker 2: is a simple device that measures what give me their choices?
Speaker 2: A distance, B blood pressure see crowd noise. D body temperature. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try to Yeah, let's work it out. A. Okay,
Speaker 2: B blood pressure, see crowd noise. It's not blood pressure,
Speaker 2: body temperature. I feel like if it was blood pressure,
Speaker 2: i'd know that.
Speaker 1: Okay. I don't think it's distance because I just feel
Speaker 1: like we would have heard that. Huh.
Speaker 3: So what are the other two? Body temperature? And see
Speaker 3: crowd noise d body temperature. I'm gonna say crowd noise, okay,
Speaker 3: that is what I said. I was like, it's crowd noise.
Speaker 3: I have one hundred percent it's crowd noise. So they
Speaker 3: worked it out and they thought about it, and they
Speaker 3: eliminated the right things. And they did not use a
Speaker 3: phone a friend or I think they'd already.
Speaker 1: Used their fifty to fifty Okay, I don't trust that anyway.
Speaker 1: And they did not ask the audience.
Speaker 2: So they went they they decided it was crowd noise okay,
Speaker 2: and they went for it and it was not. It
Speaker 2: was blood pressure. Now that's interesting as someone who's had
Speaker 2: their blood pressure checked right more than they should at
Speaker 2: my age. Uh yeah, I think it would have heard that.
Speaker 1: No one's ever said like, hey, let me hook you
Speaker 1: up to the fig mom monometer. Well, now who was
Speaker 1: their phone a friend?
Speaker 2: I don't know because they didn't do it. So you know,
Speaker 2: you don't know until they say we're going to use
Speaker 2: a phone of friend and then they tell you who
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 3: I always wanted to go on the show, even though
Speaker 3: I know I would freeze. I always forget what I'm
Speaker 3: supposed to say. If I'm like live on stage or something,
Speaker 3: so I'd be like, I would fuck that up so bad.
Speaker 3: I could never go on a game show. I could
Speaker 3: never A lot of my friends love Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 3: I don't like that one as much. I don't love
Speaker 3: that one.
Speaker 1: I hate it.
Speaker 3: But I would never be good at I'd be like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'd freeze.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3: And it'd be so obvious too. It'd be the ones
Speaker 3: that everyone's yelling at the TV and you're like, I
Speaker 3: don't know, I just stop yelling at me, Like it's yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't love that. But I had my perfect phone
Speaker 3: a friend. I have this really smart friend, and you're
Speaker 3: also very smart. You'd be second. Now very smart. Now
Speaker 3: this guy named Bob who was a Jeopardy champion, and
Speaker 3: he's like a fucking genius. He just has that memory.
Speaker 3: Then he knows everything. It's crazy. And I was like,
Speaker 3: if I could get on and get a certain point,
Speaker 3: I could just get to the right thing and then
Speaker 3: I'll just use that at least to get to thirty,
Speaker 3: you know, at least to get something.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, I could win. But I just couldn't even
Speaker 1: get on.
Speaker 2: Okay, But I have so wait, hold, so hold on,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm going to tell you something else too. Okay,
Speaker 2: So those two end up, they they fail, and they're off.
Speaker 2: They're off, but they give their charity. So it's they're
Speaker 2: playing for charity and they give their charity thirty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Next up is from the Office Oscar Nuniez and Kate Flannery. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: So they get through their first few questions and they're
Speaker 2: they're doing kind of well. And Oscar, I gotta say,
Speaker 2: is like very performative.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, if you know.
Speaker 2: Like any I didn't really know anything about him, but
Speaker 2: I was not enjoying him. He's like he was kind
Speaker 2: of pretending to be very neurotic and like, and they
Speaker 2: were pacing around their chairs and then he would he
Speaker 2: was like laying on the floor.
Speaker 1: You could tell.
Speaker 2: Jimmy Kimmel was like, okay, dude, right then, So I
Speaker 2: think Oscar has a little bit of a gambling problem
Speaker 2: because Okay, so they get these questions and he's just
Speaker 2: kind of guessing, but they're getting stuff right. They're getting
Speaker 2: stuff right. So one of the questions that I was
Speaker 2: pretty sure I knew the answer to oh, okay, one
Speaker 2: of the questions, and this is just from my memory.
Speaker 2: This was the five hundred thousand dollars question. Wow was
Speaker 2: Ulysses s Grant was arrested in office for what of fence? Okay?
Speaker 2: So the choices were speeding in a horse drawn carriage,
Speaker 2: spitting on the sidewalk, shooting a loaded weapon, discharging a
Speaker 2: weapon inside, and honestly one other thing that I can't remember. Oh,
Speaker 2: I don't remember the first two speeding, speeding and horse
Speaker 2: drawn carriage. Yeah, discharging a weapon or spitting on the sidewalk.
Speaker 3: Those were the sidewalk. No, it's not that. Can't be
Speaker 3: spitting on the sidewalk, that would not be a thing.
Speaker 3: Maybe the carriage. So they they do a photo friend
Speaker 3: and it's Brian Bombgardner, who.
Speaker 1: I've got to tell you, Stephanie, Please don't get mad
Speaker 1: at me. I do not like him. I don't like him.
Speaker 1: He bugs me. I feel like he I feel like he.
Speaker 3: Brought down the off the American Office because everybody else
Speaker 3: was doing a different show. Everybody else had watched the
Speaker 3: original Office and they were really subtle and really good,
Speaker 3: and he was.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, I'm weird. Right, I'm so weird. I couldn't.
Speaker 3: I never felt that with Oscar, so it's interesting to
Speaker 3: hear that he's like that in real life.
Speaker 1: But I felt like he was really good on the show.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. He was a saddle for sure. Okay, so
Speaker 1: they called.
Speaker 2: Bryan Ryan and he has thirty seconds, and I'm not
Speaker 2: sure why he wouldn't just google it, but he's just
Speaker 2: like he really was being dumb. He's just like, oh,
Speaker 2: they're like thirty seconds. First of all, Oscar reading too slow.
Speaker 2: He read it too slow, so they start reading the question.
Speaker 2: He doesn't have thirty seconds from the time the question
Speaker 2: is read. It's like we're putting thirty seconds on the go.
Speaker 2: And then Oscar goes, okay, ulysses s grant he was,
Speaker 2: you know, and it's like, dude, you're running out of
Speaker 2: time already.
Speaker 1: So then he's like, okay, what are the choices again?
Speaker 2: So he reads them the choices and then it's like
Speaker 2: five seconds. He's like five seconds, and then the buzzer
Speaker 2: goes and literally you hear horse, and so Jimmy Kimmel's like, okay,
Speaker 2: I don't know if like it does sound like he
Speaker 2: said horse, but like it kinda sounded like he just
Speaker 2: was guessing, Like I don't know, like Jimmy Kimmel can't
Speaker 2: tell them what to do. Now understand, they're going from
Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty thousand to five hundred thousand. It's
Speaker 2: gonna go to their charities. They're playing for planned Parenthood,
Speaker 2: which Oscar was going for planned Parenthood, which I'm like,
Speaker 2: do not fuck this up.
Speaker 1: Do not answer this question. Do not go for it.
Speaker 1: You're then you're gonna go down quarter. Yeah right, yes,
Speaker 1: give them.
Speaker 2: Give one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars each to
Speaker 2: two charities. You're gonna planned parenthood and something else. That
Speaker 2: was like a Philadelphia thing that Kate was doing. Okay, No,
Speaker 2: they decide to go for it with the horse drawn
Speaker 2: carriage answer, it's wrong, it's wrong.
Speaker 1: No, it was correct. Well then then that's a happy story. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's more, there's more.
Speaker 2: Okay, So they get that right, and I was like, wow,
Speaker 2: I never would have guessed that, because like, how so
Speaker 2: what it's the horse's fault, so the horses are going
Speaker 2: too fast? Like how are you going to get arrested?
Speaker 2: He Ulysses ask Greg got arrested for it. That's what
Speaker 2: you're going to be interesting to the White House and
Speaker 2: arrest him because somebody saw him riding too fat. That
Speaker 2: didn't make sense to me, but I was like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: I don't know how they got that right. Okay, now
Speaker 2: they're going for a million okay, and now you get
Speaker 2: to be a part of this. So here is their
Speaker 2: million dollar question. The word planet comes from an ancient
Speaker 2: Greek word that literally means what. And here's your four options.
Speaker 2: A powerful, be immortal, see stranger or d Wanderer.
Speaker 1: That's such a cool question. I have no idea, right,
Speaker 1: I mean no idea. Would you know? Like right, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't know, right, I mean the most interesting.
Speaker 3: Would be stranger because that's interesting, right, But I don't
Speaker 3: think it's that.
Speaker 1: So what were the first again?
Speaker 2: So I thought my first thing was like, well, Wanderer
Speaker 2: sounds the most random, like why would it be Wonderer?
Speaker 2: And I used to write on game shows and a
Speaker 2: lot of times like the least obvious answer is correct,
Speaker 2: So I was like, maybe wonder.
Speaker 1: So then Kate rightfully so was.
Speaker 2: Like, okay, we can't just guess, right, Like, but Oscar
Speaker 2: is a freaking weirdo and he's like, no, I think.
Speaker 2: He's like, okay, I think it's Wonderer, And of course
Speaker 2: in my mind, I'm like, oh, I kind of think
Speaker 2: that too, but not in the other two stranger, the
Speaker 2: other powerful immortal stranger or Wonderer. So Oscar's like, I
Speaker 2: just think there was a okay, and he's trying to
Speaker 2: act it out and he's being real over the top.
Speaker 1: He's like, Okay, there's a guy. You're a guy.
Speaker 2: They're they're naming it their Greek and they're like, it's
Speaker 2: not going to be powerful because why would it be powerful? Well,
Speaker 2: why wouldn't it be powerful? Okay, right, and more than no,
Speaker 2: that's not it. Stranger's not it. I think Wanderer. And
Speaker 2: Kate's like, dude, we can't, like we can't just answer
Speaker 2: the we can't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a stranger. I think it's stranger. I feel
Speaker 3: like I'm wrong already.
Speaker 1: Okay. So Oscar's like, we're going for it, and I
Speaker 1: was so mad.
Speaker 2: I was just like, this is ridiculous, Like rich people, okay,
Speaker 2: because you know he probably got rich off of the
Speaker 2: office basically gambling with other people's money with like you know.
Speaker 3: Oh, he still love the money himself. He'll probably just
Speaker 3: make it up like they're not gonna fuck you know, it's.
Speaker 2: A million dollars. They're going for a million dollars. So
Speaker 2: if they lose the million dollars, then it goes down
Speaker 2: to thirty two thousand. Oh, there's no other like so
Speaker 2: they could have okay if they stopped, if they didn't
Speaker 2: answer the question, it would have been five hundred thousand
Speaker 2: dollars with the charity. I would have five hundred thousand
Speaker 2: dollars for a charity. And Oscar's like, I think we
Speaker 2: should answer it.
Speaker 1: What was it?
Speaker 2: It was Wanderer and they won the million dollars.
Speaker 1: So in conclusion, go for it, ladies and gentlemen, No,
Speaker 1: don't do that. I was still mad.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't care. I don't care that
Speaker 2: you won. You gambled with people with a charity, like
Speaker 2: you should have walked away. It was so it was
Speaker 2: such a guess right, even though we were both right,
Speaker 2: I was right. I never would have guessed. I never
Speaker 2: would have done that to a charity.
Speaker 1: My friends are.
Speaker 3: My friend Bob would have known. He would have known
Speaker 3: the Latin root for like plan something. He would have known.
Speaker 3: He knows everything. I've never met anyone like this. It's
Speaker 3: not even just like the Mary Lou Henner thing where
Speaker 3: you can remember everything, like he just but I guess
Speaker 3: it sort of is that. But he also then did
Speaker 3: the work to like seek that knowledge. He knows that
Speaker 3: his brain is going to remember it, so he like
Speaker 3: was like, well, I'm going to read every book about everything.
Speaker 3: It's like kind of credible. I should tell him about
Speaker 3: this episode. He'd like to hear this.
Speaker 2: I mean, it was really interesting. I got really excited.
Speaker 2: I was supposed to be doing other things. I was
Speaker 2: supposed to be working on, like some coaching stuff for somebody,
Speaker 2: but I just had the TV on in the background,
Speaker 2: and then every time it would come back on, I
Speaker 2: would pause my timer, run over there, watch get mad,
Speaker 2: and then run back to my computer.
Speaker 1: I love that, and I love that like things like this.
Speaker 3: Like the one thing I love about you and our friendship,
Speaker 3: I'm serious, is that, like neither of us are snobs
Speaker 3: about stuff.
Speaker 1: We're not snobs about music.
Speaker 3: We're not like I have a friend at home back
Speaker 3: in Texas, and I love her too for the same reason.
Speaker 3: She loves just coming up from work and when I
Speaker 3: go and stay with her, we'll have a glass of
Speaker 3: wine and we'll watch like celebrity Family Feud.
Speaker 1: And I love it.
Speaker 3: And we're not watching it ironically, right, We're not watching
Speaker 3: it like to be shitty. Like it's cute and it's
Speaker 3: fun and it's so like pure, do you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? And there's something just so well, you.
Speaker 1: Know, I worked on Family Feud.
Speaker 2: I I don't know if you actually know this about me,
Speaker 2: but like my first love, the thing that I wanted
Speaker 2: to do in show business was work on game shows.
Speaker 1: Well, we can make that happen.
Speaker 2: I well, I would love to get back.
Speaker 1: To working on game shows. I'm not even me. I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 2: I used to be so obsessed with game shows. I
Speaker 2: loved so many different ones. I'm trying to think of
Speaker 2: the ones, but like Wheel of Fortune, price is right,
Speaker 2: and I would be so excited to stay home from
Speaker 2: school if I ever could, because I had like Wheel
Speaker 2: of Fortune was on at ten thirty.
Speaker 1: I knew when all like I.
Speaker 2: Was like like soap opera people are, but for my
Speaker 2: game shows, I would watch it Tiktac Dough and Password
Speaker 2: and all these different game shows. And then when I
Speaker 2: moved to LA, I was like, I really want to
Speaker 2: work on a game show, and my very first job
Speaker 2: was I was a stringer for Love Connection.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love that. I remember that and
Speaker 1: never forget that.
Speaker 3: Stephanie fell in love with someone who was on Love
Speaker 3: Connection and she looked him up on the phone book.
Speaker 1: You know what. Yeah, save that tell you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a whole different Yeah, that's that's an og
Speaker 2: uh that was That was from an episode called Stalkers
Speaker 2: and that's I found the guy.
Speaker 3: Yes, I almost feel like we need to redo that
Speaker 3: episode because we had technical problems. Do you remember that
Speaker 3: was one where it was like there was some weird
Speaker 3: sound with my mic. There was a weird issue, and
Speaker 3: it was really good. So we might need to go
Speaker 3: re listen to those stories, maybe retell them without the
Speaker 3: sound issues.
Speaker 1: Just saying oh my god, years ago funny.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know if I'm going to get in
Speaker 2: trouble for saying I don't I'm going to take a
Speaker 2: chance because I don't think Bored is like a you know.
Speaker 1: Huge podcast. So this is okay. So I'm I'm working
Speaker 1: with a guy.
Speaker 2: Who's writing a book, okay, And one of the stories
Speaker 2: in the book has to do with the fact that
Speaker 2: he was on a set and downstairs they knew that
Speaker 2: Bill Cosby.
Speaker 1: Was on set, and apparently they asked Bill.
Speaker 2: He and his friend, his other like another writer on
Speaker 2: the show, went down and they found Bill Cosby and
Speaker 2: they were kind of pranking him, but not really, but
Speaker 2: they asked him a question and he basically said, like,
Speaker 2: get don't ever talk to me again, and like.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I wrote I told him.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, my friend has a
Speaker 2: story that she called Bill Cosby and he said, don't
Speaker 2: ever call me again.
Speaker 1: Wicks.
Speaker 3: I mean you know, I didn't. I didn't think he
Speaker 3: was a dick until this final story. Yeah, and now
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm sold. He's no good, no good.
Speaker 2: I know you losed him. You were like, he not
Speaker 2: my Bill Cosby. He would never do anything non consensual
Speaker 2: with a woman, not my Bill.
Speaker 3: And when's the last time anybody pointed at his heart
Speaker 3: and said, what's going on in there?
Speaker 1: Bill? What's going on in your heart? Does anyone ever
Speaker 1: listen to your needs? Buddy? Slow down this car, Slow
Speaker 1: it down. Our little Bill Cosby, God, the catalyst of
Speaker 1: my dream.
Speaker 3: I just want to say before we go, was putin
Speaker 3: running up to the car and screaming something in Russian
Speaker 3: that made Trump mad.
Speaker 1: Well, the people's people even in my dream.
Speaker 3: And why was he just walking down the street and
Speaker 3: then just ran up and said something that's weird?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but have is there like any part
Speaker 2: of you that thinks that Putin is like cute?
Speaker 1: Oh, let me give you a Trump. No, there's no
Speaker 1: part of me. I'm going to answer that.
Speaker 3: First off? Do you not find him attractive? But let
Speaker 3: me give you a f Mary kill before we go,
Speaker 3: of course Trump Putin.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm going to give you no. Maybe
Speaker 1: I'll take this one back. Maybe we don't do this one.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe we do a different one. You give me one.
Speaker 1: If we don't, we both have to answer this one. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll give you a better one.
Speaker 2: No, we have to answer this one. You put it
Speaker 2: out there and now we have to answer it. And
Speaker 2: if we get arrested, then that's just what we Listen.
Speaker 2: If you want to be a podcaster, you have to
Speaker 2: risk arrest. I think you marry Putin.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna throw that out there because I think
Speaker 3: he's kind of funny, he's kind of sly, He's he's
Speaker 3: a terrible dictator who's had many many journalists and just
Speaker 3: civilians and people killed. He invades people at the time.
Speaker 3: He's one of the worst people to ever exist.
Speaker 2: But if you if you would have to marry money, yeah,
Speaker 2: like he's ben He'll have a lot of money.
Speaker 1: He'll give you, like you know, it'll be very fancy
Speaker 1: all the time. The thing is with him with Putin,
Speaker 1: he's always been nice to.
Speaker 2: Me, so right, laddie, Yeah, I'm lad, Okay, he'd be
Speaker 2: found in Netflix and Chilwick, so marry him, and then
Speaker 2: I guess I would have to have sex with net
Speaker 2: and Yahoo one hundred Yeah, I mean there's no you're
Speaker 2: not getting sex with Trump so like and it's not
Speaker 2: and she's not.
Speaker 3: I want to say for the record, because I know
Speaker 3: we've made like we said we like Sarah Silverman, I
Speaker 3: lived just.
Speaker 1: I don't want to.
Speaker 3: We do not support I think it's safe to say
Speaker 3: that we do not support his him.
Speaker 1: Right like him, We do not know this government. I
Speaker 1: think that's fair. But if you had to have sex
Speaker 1: between we've already married Putin. Let me do one more.
Speaker 1: Kim Jong un, Kim Jong Un, Kim Jong ill married Putin.
Speaker 1: I mean, well, what do you want from us?
Speaker 3: Kim jong Un, Kim Jong Ill, his father with the
Speaker 3: big glasses member, never forget remember he had the big black,
Speaker 3: giant glasses that didn't even seem to have glass in
Speaker 3: them at all.
Speaker 1: Kim John that's Kim Jung Ill. That was the dad,
Speaker 1: the dad? Okay? Am I choosing between? Isn't the dad?
Speaker 3: The dad's dead though, right, I believe so so, But
Speaker 3: he's alive in this okay. Kim Jong Ill, Kim Jong
Speaker 3: Un and Margaret Thatcher.
Speaker 1: Well, I really have to google Kim. I gotta look.
Speaker 1: I gotta see the looks of these guys. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: can I can describe the Ki jung Un? You'll? Okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's Kim Jung Ill is the glasses.
Speaker 3: Kim jong Un is more of the glasses. Kim jong
Speaker 3: Un doesn't always wear his glasses, okay, which was one
Speaker 3: of them has like the hair parted in the middle.
Speaker 1: And then that's Kim jong Un. Hoop Sunny that's son.
Speaker 1: That's the sun. Okay. Then Kim jong Ill I.
Speaker 3: L yeah, yeah, oh that guy remember I went as
Speaker 3: him for Halloween.
Speaker 1: Halloween wants to uh.
Speaker 3: Who's the guy who's the guy that was on twenty
Speaker 3: four and he's very famous for Sutherland, and it's a Sutherland.
Speaker 2: I have the part, I have the last name, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, Andy's a Southern one.
Speaker 1: I went to keep for.
Speaker 3: Sutherland's Halloween party way back in like two thousand and seven, and.
Speaker 1: It should have been the whole show. You buried the
Speaker 1: lead it.
Speaker 3: I went as Kim jung Ill and people loved it.
Speaker 3: I was a very big hit. People were trying to
Speaker 3: be sexy. I never believed in the sexy, no cheerleader thing.
Speaker 3: I always went as a political figure. I went as
Speaker 3: and Culture. One year I won the scariest costume and
Speaker 3: it was great. And then one year I went as
Speaker 3: Scooter Libby, who had just been you know, out of
Speaker 3: the CIA under George W.
Speaker 2: Bush.
Speaker 3: Was very and people got it. They liked it. And
Speaker 3: then I was Kim jung Ill and that was easy.
Speaker 3: I just had the I kind of went sexy though
Speaker 3: at like a cute little sexy blazer and then like
Speaker 3: big giant black glasses.
Speaker 1: I think I told you this.
Speaker 2: And then I had a suitcase that I put the
Speaker 2: nuke like nuke code on.
Speaker 3: I just carried around this and you know who Hyatt
Speaker 3: sonec but that costume together.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love him.
Speaker 3: I know he used to live here. He was really
Speaker 3: good friends with Laura. So I just have we all
Speaker 3: happened to be hanging out and he's like, i'll help you.
Speaker 3: So he gave me the suitcase.
Speaker 1: Oh I know, so that some name drops, Yeah, no reason.
Speaker 2: I think I told you that Xander was Trump for
Speaker 2: Halloween in twenty sixteen and he won scariest costume.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: I know I have pictures of that. Maybe I'll post
Speaker 2: a picture on our Facebook and board. But okay, so choose.
Speaker 1: So my f Mary kill is.
Speaker 2: Kim Jong eel Kim Jong un and Margaret Thatcher.
Speaker 1: H all right, I'm marrying Margaret Thatcher. I I'll tell
Speaker 1: you right now. See I was gonna have sex with her.
Speaker 2: Interesting. I just think she'd be nice. You have a
Speaker 2: spoiled Okay, you're right, You're right, I'll marry her. Which
Speaker 2: one is alive of the Kim John John is alive? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: so I'm gonna but they're both alive in this thing.
Speaker 2: They're like Margaret, Okay, I'm gonna. I'm going to off
Speaker 2: the one that's the one that's really alive, and then
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have sex with the one that's no longer
Speaker 2: with us.
Speaker 3: But I think, I'm really I think you've done well
Speaker 3: because he probably would be gone soon anyway, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. Yeah, if we bring the game, the
Speaker 3: game is like, you have to have crazy sex with it.
Speaker 3: It's not about how long you have to do. It's
Speaker 3: just that you have to do it. But I think
Speaker 3: he would be the best choice of those three. Well,
Speaker 3: I'm not saying he's going to pass away in the act.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, I'm just saying, if I have to
Speaker 3: get rid of somebody, I'm going to get rid of
Speaker 3: the person who might if I don't get rid of
Speaker 3: him be around longer.
Speaker 1: You know, I means the show that does it.
Speaker 3: Do you think this is the episode that we're just like, well,
Speaker 3: you said you loved husby. I cannot stress enough how
Speaker 3: much we do not support Kim jong un or Kim
Speaker 3: Jong yill or not Yahu or we don't support them.
Speaker 2: We're just sexually attracted. And that's a big difference. You
Speaker 2: can't help heart wants what it wants. To quote Woody Allen,
Speaker 2: and that's a perfect way go out. All right, listen,
Speaker 2: we have some shouts.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, they're not gonna want this. They're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't have to say my name on this one.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: You know, sometimes we're like, oh no, we accidentally recorded,
Speaker 3: we didn't stop recording, don't make sure you cut, you know,
Speaker 3: so that we're really only airing what we want to air.
Speaker 3: This feels like one of those shows where we should
Speaker 3: be like, maybe we should cut.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe this is the extra. Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: crying right now. Okay, all right, Hi Carolyn Bastion. Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: our Canadian friend, Andrew Green. Sorry, we apologize.
Speaker 2: You apologize, Patrick seriously, Julie, Sorry, I love you.
Speaker 1: Andrew Crawford Sorry, Richard Frolicker. We're really so sorry. Were
Speaker 1: specially sorry because he's a very very moraled man. Yes,
Speaker 1: he's moraled.
Speaker 2: Jaron Johnson Watson, you get us though, you're on our side.
Speaker 2: Jacqueline Bellick, you know you know what we're talking about.
Speaker 2: Victoria Blake, No, we're sorry. We're definitely sorry.
Speaker 1: Joel Saw. We're sorry. Athena Goshard, our friend. She always
Speaker 1: shows up for us. We're sorry. Sean Price, my old
Speaker 1: high school friend. We're pot to you. You get it.
Speaker 2: Becky Faris. She makes custom T shirts. They're really cute.
Speaker 2: You can go peruse her Facebook page which is basic Mechy,
Speaker 2: or you can go to her website just basic Becky
Speaker 2: dot com and check out all the stuff and we
Speaker 2: love And I have an idea for Randy Mayames. Randy
Speaker 2: Mayames uses her shout as a charity, which you guys
Speaker 2: can do as well. And I think, just because it
Speaker 2: freaks you out so much that Oscar was fucking around,
Speaker 2: I say Planned Parenthood.
Speaker 1: Yes, the charity this week.
Speaker 3: I think, uh, I could probably use a buck or two. Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: I don't even know what to say. I guess we
Speaker 3: should just say our little outro, we love you, we
Speaker 3: thank you you, We're very sorry.
Speaker 2: Sorry ye