WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:05.400 Stuck at home, bored and alone. You'd think I could 2 00:00:05.480 --> 00:00:09.759 have some fun on my own, but not all. 3 00:00:14.919 --> 00:00:18.800 I thought if with Cecily and Stephanie, what's up, everybody, 4 00:00:18.879 --> 00:00:22.719 Welcome to boord af It's our favorite show. 5 00:00:22.760 --> 00:00:25.480 It's the fa it is time of the week. That's 6 00:00:25.519 --> 00:00:29.280 my song, I am bord e f. 7 00:00:30.600 --> 00:00:33.159 I mean, I can't walk andy. What if we just 8 00:00:33.200 --> 00:00:35.840 made that or a theme song? You know what? 9 00:00:35.920 --> 00:00:39.200 Today I went to this place near uh not not 10 00:00:39.479 --> 00:00:41.039 it doesn't matter where it is. But it's like this 11 00:00:41.119 --> 00:00:44.479 new little burger place. Okay, and I what's a called 12 00:00:44.640 --> 00:00:46.920 name of it? That's exactly what wasn't saying. I don't 13 00:00:46.920 --> 00:00:48.600 fucking then that would be the best part, because I'm 14 00:00:48.600 --> 00:00:49.920 gonna plug it so hard. 15 00:00:50.880 --> 00:00:52.600 Damn. I'll think of it. I'll look it up. 16 00:00:52.759 --> 00:00:54.920 But I just wandered in. I wanted something like a 17 00:00:55.000 --> 00:00:57.840 chicken sandwich or something, you know, to take home. And 18 00:00:58.159 --> 00:01:00.399 I walked in and it was like it was for me. 19 00:01:00.439 --> 00:01:02.000 First of all, it was cozy. 20 00:01:01.759 --> 00:01:05.959 Colors and really pretty red and creams and no bloud music. 21 00:01:05.959 --> 00:01:07.280 It was like it was made for me. 22 00:01:07.879 --> 00:01:09.760 I walk up and I'm like, oh, I don't eat 23 00:01:09.879 --> 00:01:13.200 like bee for anything, and this woman who I believe 24 00:01:13.239 --> 00:01:15.840 I'm probably related to, and that's the way all to say, 25 00:01:16.920 --> 00:01:20.200 you know what I'm saying, I believe we're related. Okay, 26 00:01:20.319 --> 00:01:22.640 you know what I mean. And I was like, and 27 00:01:22.680 --> 00:01:25.280 they had falafful. You could get falaffel in a burger 28 00:01:25.480 --> 00:01:27.760 instead of a burger, so it's exactly like a burger 29 00:01:27.799 --> 00:01:30.519 with like pickles and ketchup and everything, but with falafful. 30 00:01:30.560 --> 00:01:33.519 And I was like, I want that. So I got 31 00:01:33.519 --> 00:01:35.079 that and she's like, okay, it'll be right, and it 32 00:01:35.120 --> 00:01:37.560 was so inexpensive. I'm like, what dream am I in? 33 00:01:38.040 --> 00:01:40.799 It's like five dollars, Like this is amazing. So I 34 00:01:40.920 --> 00:01:43.560 got it. And then when I she's like, okay, it'll 35 00:01:43.560 --> 00:01:45.680 be out in like just five minutes. And then I 36 00:01:45.760 --> 00:01:48.040 look to the left and there's like a little portion 37 00:01:48.120 --> 00:01:50.519 of the store that's a candy store, and I go, wait, 38 00:01:50.719 --> 00:01:52.680 is this part of your place? And she's like yes, 39 00:01:53.200 --> 00:01:56.200 she goes, go on in on the right side it's 40 00:01:56.239 --> 00:01:58.959 all Swedish candy. On the left it's all American candy. 41 00:01:59.000 --> 00:02:01.120 And I was like, why, she goes, go get it 42 00:02:01.159 --> 00:02:03.120 back and go get some candy. So I went and 43 00:02:03.120 --> 00:02:05.120 got just a bunch of gummy worms. I'm like, I 44 00:02:05.120 --> 00:02:07.840 don't know what this is, but it's like the best thing. 45 00:02:08.439 --> 00:02:09.520 I've got to look it up. 46 00:02:09.599 --> 00:02:12.840 Right, that's so cool, I know, and I hope they 47 00:02:12.879 --> 00:02:14.840 make it because it's been in a spot. 48 00:02:15.039 --> 00:02:17.960 It's bias Starbucks. That has been everything. It's been like 49 00:02:19.159 --> 00:02:24.159 every possible. It was the counter. Remember that burger place. Yeah, 50 00:02:24.439 --> 00:02:27.120 it has been like twelve different places it was. It 51 00:02:27.159 --> 00:02:29.560 was Veggie Grill for a while, which I didn't hate. 52 00:02:29.639 --> 00:02:31.840 But this is like fabulous and I want it to 53 00:02:31.879 --> 00:02:34.800 do well. So how do I find it? Burger Place 54 00:02:35.319 --> 00:02:36.120 on Sunset? 55 00:02:36.560 --> 00:02:40.159 Maybe? Yes, yeah, it's McDonald's. 56 00:02:39.759 --> 00:02:43.120 Place, but it was it's Burger King. 57 00:02:43.199 --> 00:02:43.960 Have you heard of that? 58 00:02:44.479 --> 00:02:48.400 They have like the best fries. I was so shocked. 59 00:02:48.400 --> 00:02:50.360 These fries are like amazing. 60 00:02:50.479 --> 00:02:54.120 I found it. It's called Patty Boys, and it's wonderful. 61 00:02:54.159 --> 00:02:56.840 So if you are in Hollywood, okay, what if it 62 00:02:56.879 --> 00:03:00.800 was literally what if you're like, it's called so you 63 00:03:00.919 --> 00:03:06.240 called Proud Boys. It's so delicious. They're really like their 64 00:03:06.280 --> 00:03:10.360 attitudes and there are so delightful. They're very patriotic, very no, 65 00:03:10.479 --> 00:03:13.639 it's so good. I'm telling you, Pattie Boys. It's on Sunset. 66 00:03:13.680 --> 00:03:15.680 If please come to La and go there and support 67 00:03:15.680 --> 00:03:17.840 this business because I met the owner and she was 68 00:03:17.879 --> 00:03:21.319 a delight. And you can get falafful instead of beef, 69 00:03:21.520 --> 00:03:23.400 which I think is a nice change. 70 00:03:24.080 --> 00:03:29.879 It's just chickpeas. You're not killing anything. Oh I love it. 71 00:03:31.319 --> 00:03:34.120 I love it. It's not the hell it's it's it 72 00:03:34.199 --> 00:03:35.120 is very fattening. 73 00:03:35.439 --> 00:03:37.319 Oh there's a lot of calories and a flafful, But 74 00:03:37.360 --> 00:03:40.080 I find it delicious and I feel good about myself 75 00:03:40.120 --> 00:03:42.960 when I'm eating it, and I feel like, in many 76 00:03:43.000 --> 00:03:45.639 ways I'm sort of part of the Middle East peace 77 00:03:45.680 --> 00:03:48.400 process by just ordering it. 78 00:03:48.680 --> 00:03:52.080 I would agree with that, and I would say everyone 79 00:03:52.360 --> 00:03:54.400 in a lot, yes, in many many. 80 00:03:54.120 --> 00:03:57.680 Ways, in many ways, because everyone can claim the falaffel. 81 00:03:59.080 --> 00:04:01.400 And I lived in Tel Aviv, which you know, I 82 00:04:01.400 --> 00:04:04.879 lived in Tel Aviv for about six months. That's sack crazy, 83 00:04:05.360 --> 00:04:08.319 I know it is crazy. And but I had falaffel 84 00:04:08.360 --> 00:04:10.560 from every corner like and I traveled a lot. I 85 00:04:10.560 --> 00:04:12.599 went to Egypt, and I went all around the region, 86 00:04:13.199 --> 00:04:15.319 and I had tried falafel in all the places and 87 00:04:15.319 --> 00:04:16.920 they were all they all had their own little spin 88 00:04:17.000 --> 00:04:19.000 on it, but everybody was very proud of it. And 89 00:04:19.040 --> 00:04:22.959 it was kind of a nice delicious little thing with 90 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:24.000 the hormus. 91 00:04:24.279 --> 00:04:26.720 And how was the situation in the Middle East when 92 00:04:26.720 --> 00:04:27.600 you lived there? 93 00:04:28.079 --> 00:04:31.040 And I was there? Pretty crazy. I was there in 94 00:04:31.079 --> 00:04:31.959 the mid nineties. 95 00:04:32.120 --> 00:04:35.480 It was around the Oslo Accords, so a lot of 96 00:04:35.519 --> 00:04:39.279 shit was going down. There's a lot of terrorism. I 97 00:04:39.319 --> 00:04:41.360 remember I wasn't allowed to take the bus. I wanted 98 00:04:41.399 --> 00:04:44.199 to go to Jerusalem. I'm not religious, for those who 99 00:04:44.279 --> 00:04:45.839 you know, but I just was you know, you want 100 00:04:45.879 --> 00:04:49.040 to go to you're in Israel, you might go there 101 00:04:49.519 --> 00:04:52.000 and you take the bus. System was really good, but 102 00:04:52.079 --> 00:04:56.519 buses were being blown up pretty much constantly. So my 103 00:04:56.839 --> 00:04:59.000 parents put their foot down and they were like, you're 104 00:04:59.079 --> 00:05:00.439 just you have to take a cab. 105 00:05:00.879 --> 00:05:01.759 So you could take a cab. 106 00:05:02.000 --> 00:05:04.560 So it wasn't that expensive because the dollar is pretty 107 00:05:04.560 --> 00:05:08.480 strong back then, you know there and so but yeah, 108 00:05:08.560 --> 00:05:12.000 and then there was a there was a like a club, 109 00:05:12.079 --> 00:05:14.439 like a dance club that got bombed while it was 110 00:05:14.560 --> 00:05:15.600 next door to our school. 111 00:05:16.480 --> 00:05:17.600 Oh that happened. 112 00:05:18.839 --> 00:05:22.160 Yeah, nobody I know that was there, but people died. Yeah, 113 00:05:22.199 --> 00:05:24.720 it was pretty crazy. It was pretty crazy. But it 114 00:05:24.720 --> 00:05:27.560 was weird because we didn't have I had very little 115 00:05:27.600 --> 00:05:32.680 access to TV or news, not necessarily. I was in college, 116 00:05:32.720 --> 00:05:35.839 so it wasn't but we didn't have TVs in our dorms, 117 00:05:36.759 --> 00:05:37.199 so I. 118 00:05:37.160 --> 00:05:39.000 Really like it was this really cool. 119 00:05:39.040 --> 00:05:41.519 And we didn't have cell phones yet, so it's no 120 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:44.920 phone no, so we were just existing. So we would 121 00:05:45.000 --> 00:05:46.959 hear about these things. But like maybe a couple of 122 00:05:47.000 --> 00:05:50.680 days later in the post. Wow, Yeah, it was like 123 00:05:50.720 --> 00:05:53.600 a whole other time, but it is beautiful. 124 00:05:53.839 --> 00:06:00.920 I listened to this podcast recently. It's called September twelfth, 125 00:06:01.879 --> 00:06:04.759 so it's it's it was a podcast about September eleventh, 126 00:06:04.800 --> 00:06:09.040 but like what happened sort of afterwards, it's. 127 00:06:08.839 --> 00:06:10.920 Really it was. It was. It's a pretty good podcast. 128 00:06:10.959 --> 00:06:13.560 But anyway, the first one of the stories that they 129 00:06:13.560 --> 00:06:15.560 were talking about on it was that there was this 130 00:06:15.680 --> 00:06:19.120 group there was there was a group of people on 131 00:06:19.199 --> 00:06:24.120 this ship that was they were part of a game show. 132 00:06:24.199 --> 00:06:26.279 They were part of like a you know, like a 133 00:06:26.319 --> 00:06:29.040 survivory kind of game show, and I can't remember exactly 134 00:06:29.120 --> 00:06:31.439 what it was called, but they had no access to 135 00:06:31.480 --> 00:06:35.920 the outside world, and so when September eleventh happened, there 136 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:38.360 was like a whole thing among the they didn't know 137 00:06:39.800 --> 00:06:42.959 like what to do, like whether to tell them about it. 138 00:06:43.480 --> 00:06:46.879 Whoa so I guess they did tell them about it, 139 00:06:46.920 --> 00:06:49.199 but it didn't feel real to any of them because 140 00:06:49.240 --> 00:06:53.000 you know, they were just like wait, what, like. 141 00:06:52.920 --> 00:06:54.839 It just seemed too crazy. And of course they. 142 00:06:54.720 --> 00:06:57.759 Didn't see any footage because they were still on this 143 00:06:58.160 --> 00:07:02.079 reality show. So then when the reality would it kind 144 00:07:02.079 --> 00:07:05.519 of ended or whatever, it was apparently very very very 145 00:07:05.560 --> 00:07:09.279 shocking because then they all of a sudden it hit home. 146 00:07:09.360 --> 00:07:12.079 So they'd been kind of like, you know, joking around 147 00:07:12.079 --> 00:07:14.800 with each other and it just didn't feel real to anybody, 148 00:07:14.879 --> 00:07:16.600 and then they get back and all of a sudden, 149 00:07:16.639 --> 00:07:19.480 they're like, oh my god, holy shit. 150 00:07:19.600 --> 00:07:23.439 Like that is really interesting. I wrote. 151 00:07:23.480 --> 00:07:27.519 A month later, I wrote I tried to write a script. 152 00:07:27.519 --> 00:07:30.439 Nobody read it, including my own managers. But I did 153 00:07:30.439 --> 00:07:34.240 write a little thing about during COVID, about that that 154 00:07:34.360 --> 00:07:36.240 there was a Big Brother. It was like the same 155 00:07:36.279 --> 00:07:38.879 thing there. These people were in Big Brother. They didn't 156 00:07:38.879 --> 00:07:41.160 know about COVID, so they didn't know that the world 157 00:07:41.160 --> 00:07:43.240 shut down. So when they walked out of the Big 158 00:07:43.279 --> 00:07:46.079 Brother house, and in my version, they all walked out together, 159 00:07:46.319 --> 00:07:47.399 not like one you know. 160 00:07:47.680 --> 00:07:49.600 It was like, Okay, the show's over, you all go. 161 00:07:49.800 --> 00:07:51.800 And then they saw it like they're like what happened 162 00:07:51.839 --> 00:07:54.680 to the why is nobody working? Why is everything boarded up? 163 00:07:55.560 --> 00:07:57.560 But you know it was a lot worse, like right, 164 00:07:58.120 --> 00:07:59.639 it was a zombie. It was kind of a fun 165 00:07:59.639 --> 00:08:02.639 little zombie reality show type thing that I put together. 166 00:08:03.560 --> 00:08:06.079 Nobody cared if anybody's listening and they want and if 167 00:08:06.079 --> 00:08:08.040 Stephanie would like me to if she wants to help 168 00:08:08.079 --> 00:08:08.639 write it. 169 00:08:09.319 --> 00:08:11.600 But it's already said you wrote it. 170 00:08:11.680 --> 00:08:13.720 I wrote it, but it's not nobody read it like 171 00:08:13.759 --> 00:08:16.920 it's apparently you could maybe you could jazz it up. 172 00:08:17.040 --> 00:08:19.399 So I think what you're saying is if anybody wants to, 173 00:08:19.439 --> 00:08:20.199 like manage you. 174 00:08:21.399 --> 00:08:24.279 Or read it or help help make it, we could 175 00:08:24.319 --> 00:08:28.040 make it on an iPhone, like Steven Soderberg, do we 176 00:08:28.079 --> 00:08:30.000 make a thing on an iPhone? Why are we having 177 00:08:30.040 --> 00:08:31.279 to wait for Hollywood? 178 00:08:31.399 --> 00:08:32.320 Is that even the thing? 179 00:08:32.399 --> 00:08:34.320 I feel like at this point people would be like, 180 00:08:34.360 --> 00:08:37.080 but that's not That just means you don't have any money. 181 00:08:37.120 --> 00:08:40.960 That's not really creative. Steven Soderbergh does it still? 182 00:08:41.000 --> 00:08:43.320 I mean you can tell, yeah, he did it, like 183 00:08:43.519 --> 00:08:45.320 I mean, maybe he doesn't always do it, but he 184 00:08:45.360 --> 00:08:47.720 did this awful movie that everyone liked. And I can't 185 00:08:47.720 --> 00:08:50.279 remember what it's called but I was shot on iPhone. 186 00:08:50.320 --> 00:08:53.600 I'm like, yeah, you can tell, but a lot of 187 00:08:53.679 --> 00:08:56.279 years ago, right, not that long ago, like a few 188 00:08:56.480 --> 00:08:57.000 maybe three. 189 00:08:59.080 --> 00:09:02.159 I remember that. I'm gonna look it up. Steven Soderberg. 190 00:09:02.200 --> 00:09:02.799 I don't know how. 191 00:09:03.080 --> 00:09:05.120 I mean, I'll know it when you say the name 192 00:09:05.120 --> 00:09:08.720 of the movie. But I did not like it so annoying. 193 00:09:09.679 --> 00:09:11.600 How do you spell see Steven Soderberg? 194 00:09:11.720 --> 00:09:15.000 Is it? Oh, it's the O D E R. Well, 195 00:09:15.039 --> 00:09:19.679 I don't care about that part. Stephen Soderberg. I'm gonna 196 00:09:19.679 --> 00:09:23.519 write iPhone movie iPhone move. Oh it comes right up? 197 00:09:24.080 --> 00:09:29.440 Uh oh unsane? Yeah, not good. 198 00:09:29.559 --> 00:09:33.639 Is not what I was thinking of. He's done entirely 199 00:09:33.759 --> 00:09:35.000 on the iPhone seven. 200 00:09:35.600 --> 00:09:38.279 Yeah, I'm telling you, and if you can tell, and 201 00:09:38.320 --> 00:09:40.799 you're sort of watching it, and that's so funny because 202 00:09:41.240 --> 00:09:42.600 not to get us, it's bord afs. 203 00:09:42.600 --> 00:09:44.480 So we can go wherever we want, right, so we 204 00:09:44.519 --> 00:09:45.879 can talk about anything. 205 00:09:46.480 --> 00:09:49.440 But I just saw the pt Anderson movie, and you know, 206 00:09:49.679 --> 00:09:51.679 I'm a fan. I mean, I don't like. 207 00:09:51.879 --> 00:09:52.440 I don't go. 208 00:09:52.679 --> 00:09:54.639 Usually I wait for screeners when it's a three hour 209 00:09:54.679 --> 00:09:56.159 movie because I don't really like sitting. 210 00:09:56.559 --> 00:09:57.120 But I went. 211 00:09:57.559 --> 00:09:59.440 I went, and they were very The studio was like, 212 00:09:59.480 --> 00:10:01.759 you really should see it on our Burbank in our 213 00:10:01.799 --> 00:10:04.879 Burbank theater, because it is it was shot on VistaVision 214 00:10:05.240 --> 00:10:07.679 and it will show on VistaVision. And I'm like, bitches. 215 00:10:07.879 --> 00:10:10.039 I didn't say bitches, but I'm like, y'all know, I 216 00:10:10.080 --> 00:10:12.440 do not care about VistaVision. I don't know what that is. 217 00:10:12.519 --> 00:10:16.000 I cannot tell the difference. I just want popcorn. So 218 00:10:16.120 --> 00:10:18.480 which screening room is going to have popcorn? And they're like, well, 219 00:10:18.559 --> 00:10:21.720 the grove. I'm like, I'll do the grove. Then that's 220 00:10:21.919 --> 00:10:24.039 I'm not like the most. 221 00:10:24.039 --> 00:10:26.559 I don't even. Yeah, I don't know what that. Nobody knows. 222 00:10:26.639 --> 00:10:29.120 I asked my friend who went with me to the movie, 223 00:10:29.360 --> 00:10:32.000 to the screening. He was he'd gone to film school, 224 00:10:32.000 --> 00:10:33.120 and I was like, what is that? And he goes 225 00:10:33.159 --> 00:10:34.919 and I don't even He's like, I don't even know. 226 00:10:34.960 --> 00:10:37.360 It's an old school device. It was something they did 227 00:10:37.399 --> 00:10:39.879 in the eighties, so it's an old it's like a 228 00:10:39.919 --> 00:10:43.519 different camera lens. Film buffs will understand, and I'm sure 229 00:10:43.519 --> 00:10:47.159 they will be wowed, but I was not wowed. 230 00:10:47.919 --> 00:10:48.720 I was not wowed. 231 00:10:48.759 --> 00:10:51.840 I was like because the whole thing was just explosions 232 00:10:51.840 --> 00:10:53.799 and gunshots, and I just maybe I just like wasn't 233 00:10:53.840 --> 00:10:54.279 in the mood. 234 00:10:55.399 --> 00:10:59.120 Yeah, But also if you're I just I never understand, like, hey, 235 00:10:59.440 --> 00:11:01.879 we have new stuff that works that makes it like 236 00:11:02.120 --> 00:11:06.600 makes things more watchable. So yeah, I know why. 237 00:11:07.120 --> 00:11:10.080 I mean it did look good. It was absolutely beautifully shot. 238 00:11:10.559 --> 00:11:12.840 But there was a scene. There was a scene that 239 00:11:12.919 --> 00:11:14.399 like went on for so long. And I said to 240 00:11:14.399 --> 00:11:16.039 my friend after, I was like, were we supposed to 241 00:11:16.039 --> 00:11:18.440 feel like we're high or something? And he's like, honestly, 242 00:11:18.480 --> 00:11:20.600 I think so, because the scene went on so long 243 00:11:20.639 --> 00:11:22.440 and it was the same shot over and over and 244 00:11:22.480 --> 00:11:25.759 this weird like they were driving in these hills and. 245 00:11:25.679 --> 00:11:26.320 It went on. 246 00:11:26.399 --> 00:11:28.519 I mean, we were not high or we had not 247 00:11:28.639 --> 00:11:30.919 had anything to drink, nothing, and it went on for 248 00:11:30.960 --> 00:11:34.360 so long. I was like, what is this? But people 249 00:11:34.360 --> 00:11:36.360 seem to love it. Everyone loved it. 250 00:11:36.639 --> 00:11:38.120 I would not have loved that. 251 00:11:39.240 --> 00:11:41.879 Yeah, No, it was just weird for being weird. I'm 252 00:11:41.879 --> 00:11:43.960 sure it was an homage, he said, and my friend 253 00:11:44.000 --> 00:11:45.919 was pointing. He's like, well you got that. He's like, 254 00:11:45.960 --> 00:11:49.759 you got that Kubrick homage? And I'm like, oh, which one. 255 00:11:49.919 --> 00:11:51.679 He's like, well, the line it was like a direct 256 00:11:51.720 --> 00:11:55.000 dialogue lifted from blank. And he's like, and that shot 257 00:11:55.120 --> 00:11:57.320 was exactly the shot from blank, and that was a 258 00:11:57.360 --> 00:11:59.120 Tarantino reference and that was and I was. 259 00:11:59.080 --> 00:12:02.200 Like, okay, but but so are all movies only for 260 00:12:02.320 --> 00:12:03.320 like movie buffs? 261 00:12:03.360 --> 00:12:03.559 Now? 262 00:12:03.720 --> 00:12:04.879 Is that like so cool? 263 00:12:04.960 --> 00:12:07.639 That's what's when you have a pt Anderson. That does 264 00:12:07.679 --> 00:12:10.159 seem to be the case. And listen, don't get me wrong. 265 00:12:10.279 --> 00:12:13.080 The movie, which is called One Battle after Another, is excellent. 266 00:12:13.320 --> 00:12:13.759 It's one. 267 00:12:13.799 --> 00:12:16.120 It's a tough one because I know it's a really 268 00:12:16.120 --> 00:12:18.440 good movie with great acting, and it was funny and 269 00:12:18.480 --> 00:12:21.559 different and like, it's really good. But there's a difference 270 00:12:21.559 --> 00:12:24.120 between something being really good and you enjoying it. 271 00:12:24.159 --> 00:12:25.000 Does that make sense? 272 00:12:25.240 --> 00:12:27.320 No, You're like, I know it's but you know it's 273 00:12:27.360 --> 00:12:29.720 well made and you know it's well acted, but I 274 00:12:29.759 --> 00:12:31.639 didn't have fun myself. 275 00:12:32.519 --> 00:12:35.519 Yeah, I mean, so that's not that doesn't I mean, 276 00:12:35.639 --> 00:12:39.559 that's there's maybe it's a well made movie, but it's not. 277 00:12:39.720 --> 00:12:41.159 It's tough for you. It's not for you. 278 00:12:41.480 --> 00:12:43.600 It's not for me, just like you and I disagreed 279 00:12:43.720 --> 00:12:47.399 vehemently on liquorice Pizza. Speaking of PT Engine, I loved it, 280 00:12:48.159 --> 00:12:49.919 not like loved it. 281 00:12:50.000 --> 00:12:53.159 That was objectively a bad movie and everybody's cruse. 282 00:12:55.960 --> 00:12:57.720 I loved it. I loved it so much. I thought 283 00:12:57.720 --> 00:12:59.559 it was delightful. You got me on that. 284 00:13:00.360 --> 00:13:02.320 But I'm gonna switch gears. I have to tell you 285 00:13:02.320 --> 00:13:05.559 about this dream. Okay, No, Stephanie is not like when 286 00:13:05.559 --> 00:13:07.840 we talk about dreams. But this is going to change you. 287 00:13:08.480 --> 00:13:10.039 I think it's going to turn it around. And I'm 288 00:13:10.080 --> 00:13:13.159 not making a second of it up. And I want 289 00:13:13.279 --> 00:13:16.120 us to analyze. I wish we could get a dream 290 00:13:16.200 --> 00:13:19.720 person on we do that. Is anybody a dream analyzer? 291 00:13:19.840 --> 00:13:21.360 You told me you were going to tell me about 292 00:13:21.360 --> 00:13:22.960 a dream, and I swear to god. 293 00:13:22.840 --> 00:13:25.720 The beginning story about the burger place where you're like, 294 00:13:26.000 --> 00:13:27.200 You're like, yeah. 295 00:13:26.840 --> 00:13:27.679 There is candy. 296 00:13:27.799 --> 00:13:30.120 I was like, oh, is this going to be like 297 00:13:30.200 --> 00:13:33.919 your fan, like your fantasy, like your subquension there? 298 00:13:34.240 --> 00:13:36.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, this feels like it. I'm so 299 00:13:36.879 --> 00:13:38.399 glad I was able to find the name of that. 300 00:13:38.440 --> 00:13:40.960 But okay, here's the dream. So I'm in a car, 301 00:13:41.080 --> 00:13:43.320 like a shitty car, like a Mazda. I'm a passenger. 302 00:13:43.440 --> 00:13:45.799 Not that Mazdas are shitty cars. This is like old 303 00:13:45.960 --> 00:13:47.879 kind of well. I had a Mazda, but I mean, 304 00:13:47.960 --> 00:13:50.080 like not a fancy card. It's important that you know 305 00:13:50.159 --> 00:13:53.279 that is like an old, like nineteen ninety five Mazda, 306 00:13:53.320 --> 00:13:57.240 you know, like heep on the whatever, and Trump is driving. 307 00:13:57.840 --> 00:14:00.600 Trump is driving the car, and I'm in the passenger seat, 308 00:14:00.600 --> 00:14:02.919 which is so symbolic, you know what I mean, Like 309 00:14:02.960 --> 00:14:06.080 it's so like okay, okay, okay, this is crazy. So 310 00:14:06.320 --> 00:14:10.559 we're at the intersection of Gardener and Hollywood. That's important 311 00:14:10.559 --> 00:14:13.080 because that's a place that I'm often at, so it's 312 00:14:13.320 --> 00:14:17.200 very specific. And we're like driving, Yes, we're driving, and 313 00:14:17.240 --> 00:14:20.240 all of a sudden we're a stoplight and he sees Putin. 314 00:14:20.360 --> 00:14:23.600 Putin comes up and says something crazy and he makes 315 00:14:23.639 --> 00:14:26.919 Trump really mad. So Putin has infuriated Trump, which is 316 00:14:26.919 --> 00:14:30.159 already weird, but like, okay, so that happens. So Trump 317 00:14:30.200 --> 00:14:33.159 is furious. So he puts his he puts his like 318 00:14:33.480 --> 00:14:35.639 foot on the gas and he starts going one hundred 319 00:14:35.639 --> 00:14:38.440 miles an hour in this shitty car going up a hill. 320 00:14:39.000 --> 00:14:41.279 And he's mad and he goes through a stop sign 321 00:14:41.320 --> 00:14:43.799 and I'm like, oh my god, I'm the passenger. I 322 00:14:43.840 --> 00:14:47.759 can't get out, Like he's controlling my life. And it's 323 00:14:47.799 --> 00:14:50.360 so dangerous. Obviously this is you know, we know. 324 00:14:50.879 --> 00:14:54.480 None of this. Yeah, no, right right. So then but 325 00:14:54.559 --> 00:14:55.480 this is the crazy part. 326 00:14:55.519 --> 00:14:57.360 So I go hey, and I put my hand on 327 00:14:57.399 --> 00:15:01.320 his shoulder and you I go yeah, and I go hey, 328 00:15:01.559 --> 00:15:04.320 trying to diffuse the situation, I go, when's the last 329 00:15:04.360 --> 00:15:07.759 time somebody really listened to you, like, really listen to 330 00:15:07.799 --> 00:15:08.399 what you need? 331 00:15:09.159 --> 00:15:10.559 And then he slowed down. 332 00:15:12.039 --> 00:15:14.440 He slowed down, and he's kind of calmed down, and 333 00:15:14.480 --> 00:15:18.480 he's like, no, people don't listen. Thank you so much 334 00:15:18.480 --> 00:15:20.720 for saying that. And I really feel like I should 335 00:15:20.759 --> 00:15:23.559 have married you. So in my dream, I was a 336 00:15:23.639 --> 00:15:28.679 pick me girl for Trump. Yeah, now that is so okay, 337 00:15:28.960 --> 00:15:31.000 so many layers. And then the rest of the dream 338 00:15:31.039 --> 00:15:32.720 was me just trying to He really was like trying 339 00:15:32.720 --> 00:15:33.679 to make out with me, and I was. 340 00:15:33.639 --> 00:15:35.960 Like, oh god, I can't tell him no. 341 00:15:36.120 --> 00:15:38.279 But I was just kept making excuses that I didn't 342 00:15:38.279 --> 00:15:40.399 want to go out, and I didn't end up, but 343 00:15:40.399 --> 00:15:42.000 I think he tried to kiss me. I mean, it 344 00:15:42.039 --> 00:15:44.039 went on for a long time and different. Now I 345 00:15:44.080 --> 00:15:46.080 was in an hotel at some point, like all kinds 346 00:15:46.080 --> 00:15:49.120 of weird things went down, and then it shifted into 347 00:15:49.120 --> 00:15:52.879 something else. But I thought I was like, God, that's 348 00:15:53.480 --> 00:15:54.799 that goes back to childhood. 349 00:15:55.159 --> 00:15:58.159 That is layered to me that I was trying to 350 00:15:58.200 --> 00:15:59.360 like save him. 351 00:16:00.039 --> 00:16:02.000 Were you trying to save him? Or were you trying 352 00:16:02.039 --> 00:16:02.519 to save. 353 00:16:03.799 --> 00:16:06.759 Maybe all of us? But I mean, I can't explain 354 00:16:06.879 --> 00:16:08.559 the daydreams I think I told you. I used to 355 00:16:08.559 --> 00:16:11.559 tell you where when I was very young, like five 356 00:16:11.639 --> 00:16:15.000 years old, I would daydream that Davy Jones from the 357 00:16:15.080 --> 00:16:17.240 Monkeys would fall down a man hole. 358 00:16:18.159 --> 00:16:19.919 Now I don't know why I would. I told you 359 00:16:19.960 --> 00:16:22.240 that because we were like, that's kind of misery esque. 360 00:16:22.440 --> 00:16:24.879 I was going to say, yeah, this is this is giving, 361 00:16:25.120 --> 00:16:26.159 it's giving misery. 362 00:16:26.639 --> 00:16:29.320 But why would I even think that at four years old? 363 00:16:29.679 --> 00:16:32.320 That's so weird? It was never sexual. I didn't have 364 00:16:32.320 --> 00:16:35.159 any weird Luckily, any bad stuff like that happened, So 365 00:16:35.200 --> 00:16:37.799 it wasn't like that I didn't know any anything about that. 366 00:16:38.200 --> 00:16:40.399 But it was like he was walking down the street 367 00:16:40.440 --> 00:16:44.480 in Texas and Waco fell down a man hole, which 368 00:16:44.480 --> 00:16:47.360 I had to have seen on TV those right, and 369 00:16:48.240 --> 00:16:50.679 I got it. I nursed him out, I got him 370 00:16:50.720 --> 00:16:55.679 out and saved him. Like what and Davy Jones is 371 00:16:55.759 --> 00:16:58.840 nothing like Trump? This is a tiny little British man. 372 00:16:59.080 --> 00:16:59.399 Uh huh. 373 00:17:02.039 --> 00:17:05.799 Yeah, that is weird, weird dream on many levels. But yeah, 374 00:17:05.839 --> 00:17:08.359 so maybe maybe that's something to think about. You guys, 375 00:17:08.440 --> 00:17:10.920 when's the last time you asked Trump? When the last 376 00:17:10.960 --> 00:17:14.039 time somebody really really listened to his needs? 377 00:17:14.200 --> 00:17:16.480 Did you ask him like, when's the last time? 378 00:17:16.640 --> 00:17:19.119 And this this is sort of like the Golden Bachelor, 379 00:17:19.160 --> 00:17:21.000 but did you ask him like, when's the last time 380 00:17:21.039 --> 00:17:21.839 you took time. 381 00:17:21.680 --> 00:17:23.920 For you that you got is self care? 382 00:17:24.440 --> 00:17:27.720 It's like when yes, you're just you're nurturing everybody else. 383 00:17:28.440 --> 00:17:29.559 You're so empathetic. 384 00:17:29.920 --> 00:17:32.559 All you do is care, care, care about everyone, right, 385 00:17:33.519 --> 00:17:34.480 who's caring for you? 386 00:17:34.880 --> 00:17:35.440 Caring for you? 387 00:17:35.759 --> 00:17:38.319 And then I point really hard at his heart, who's 388 00:17:38.319 --> 00:17:39.680 caring for little Donnie? 389 00:17:40.400 --> 00:17:41.519 Little Donnie inside? 390 00:17:42.519 --> 00:17:46.759 Right, He's like, well, my beautiful, beautiful daughter who I 391 00:17:46.759 --> 00:17:52.160 want to date named Ivonka, she's caring for me. Oh, 392 00:17:53.240 --> 00:17:55.920 I mean I have to say, Okay, I had kind 393 00:17:55.920 --> 00:18:01.000 of I had the opposite dream, Okay, Kezsey Jones, I 394 00:18:01.000 --> 00:18:05.000 get all jealous. I had I had a I've had 395 00:18:05.160 --> 00:18:08.279 I feel like two dreams recently, and I know why 396 00:18:08.319 --> 00:18:09.839 I had the last one, and it's going to lead 397 00:18:09.880 --> 00:18:12.079 us into a different topic. But I've had a couple 398 00:18:12.160 --> 00:18:13.720 dreams about Mark Maron. 399 00:18:14.599 --> 00:18:19.960 That is very different like sex dreams not me, no. 400 00:18:19.480 --> 00:18:22.680 But like not no, but but like a little bit romantic, 401 00:18:23.400 --> 00:18:24.720