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<v Speaker 1>Hey, it's your old pal Alley Ward with another straight

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<v Speaker 1>shooting episode of Ologies. Bees. Bees. Man, you're worried about them,

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<v Speaker 1>aren't you. Good minute you've cradled a cup of warm tea,

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<v Speaker 1>you've gazed out a window vacantly and thought, what the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck are we gonna do about these fucking bees? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>first thing, let's get to know them a little better.

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<v Speaker 1>So now, I've wanted to do this episode for literally

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<v Speaker 1>twelve years. When I first came across a list of

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<v Speaker 1>ologies back in the day, this one was honestly the

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<v Speaker 1>one I was most horny for. I love insects. I've

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<v Speaker 1>harbored a fantasy for decades that I will retire and

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<v Speaker 1>become a very wrinkly old lady who wears cotton smocks

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<v Speaker 1>and lovingly tends to like thirty thousand bee pets in

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<v Speaker 1>her desert garden, trying to name each one of them

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<v Speaker 1>a human name. Speaking of loving admiration, I'd like to

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<v Speaker 1>take time to stare at you like a grateful creep

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<v Speaker 1>and look into your eyes and say thank you ologites

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<v Speaker 1>for rating and reviewing, and also for leaving reviews on iTunes.

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<v Speaker 1>It helps so much. It lets the podcast get seen

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<v Speaker 1>by other people. And also I'm very needy for feedback

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes and I read every single one of your reviews.

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<v Speaker 1>Subspeciedie says, thank you, Ali. This podcast feels in neat

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know I had before I found it.

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<v Speaker 1>Your edits are like the most relatable internal commentary. And

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<v Speaker 1>my Twitter feed has become so much less bleak and

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<v Speaker 1>more full of squids. Get those squids in your timelines, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>get them right in your eyeballs. Okay, back to bees.

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<v Speaker 1>So is it melatology apology? There is controversy? Which is it? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what to title this because I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know what to call it. So appis malifera or APIs malifera? Whatever?

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<v Speaker 1>Is the genus and species of the year. European honeybee

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<v Speaker 1>the ones you think of commonly when someone says honeybee.

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<v Speaker 1>But there are so many species of bees. There are

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<v Speaker 1>twenty thousand species of bees. That's like if every seat

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<v Speaker 1>in Madison Square Garden were filled with one species of bee,

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<v Speaker 1>just one little bee representing just taken in the show.

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<v Speaker 1>So is it apology or melatology? I look this up

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<v Speaker 1>and I got nauseated with enthusiasm. I'm not lying about

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<v Speaker 1>that to learn that apology from Latin apists for bee

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<v Speaker 1>is the study of just honeybees and beekeeping, but melatology

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<v Speaker 1>Greek melata meaning bee is the study of all the bees.

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<v Speaker 1>So this episode is melatology because we talk about a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of species, and I like my insect talk to

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<v Speaker 1>be inclusive as hell. So this melatologist is the president

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<v Speaker 1>of the Portland Urban Beekeepers Association, and I knew I

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<v Speaker 1>was down to colum with her immediately when she returned

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<v Speaker 1>my email with the question how soon are you wanting

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<v Speaker 1>to be connected? She went for it. So a few

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<v Speaker 1>days later we met in my hotel lobby, and at

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<v Speaker 1>first I walked right past her because I thought she

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<v Speaker 1>was twelve. She is tiny, bespectacled with a strawberry blonde bob,

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<v Speaker 1>but is actually a full grown, badass bee president with

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<v Speaker 1>years of beekeeping obsession under her belts, but not literally

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<v Speaker 1>because how So we went up to my room and

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<v Speaker 1>I realized that she had a backpack with a bee

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<v Speaker 1>patch stitched on, she was wearing a shirt with a

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<v Speaker 1>bee on it, and she has a bee tattoo. So

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<v Speaker 1>she started talking and I immediately got my mic set

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<v Speaker 1>up because everything she says, is golden. So be prepared

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<v Speaker 1>to learn about weird places for nests, what color not

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<v Speaker 1>to wear, what happens when you vacuum up bees, how

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<v Speaker 1>you can become a beekeeper literally like today, why you

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<v Speaker 1>should communicate all of your needs by shaking your rump,

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<v Speaker 1>how wasps can get bent, and why these damn bees

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<v Speaker 1>are dying and what to do to save them, and

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<v Speaker 1>also the future of humanity. So please get so pumped

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<v Speaker 1>for melotologist Amanda Shah.

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<v Speaker 2>I've always been interested in weird things.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, I have to ask you right now, Harry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give you this one. Okay, You're the president

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<v Speaker 1>of a beekeeping organization.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I was actually just elected in January.

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<v Speaker 1>What does that entail? Are you drunk with power? Most

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<v Speaker 1>of the time, I try to use my powers for good.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's urban beekeeping because we're in Portland. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>pretty big city.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and there is there's an enormous backyard beekeeping community

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<v Speaker 2>in Portland.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think that Portland lends itself to backyard beekeeping

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<v Speaker 1>because it's like kind of cool?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, yeah, and the climate is mild, and I

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<v Speaker 2>think that people in Oregon are gardeners. They are more

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<v Speaker 2>adept to organic, natural.

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<v Speaker 1>Right locally farms. Yeah, situations, Yes, they're like I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get I'm gonna make my.

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<v Speaker 2>Make my own, or go to the farmer's market.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me about your love affair with bees. When did

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<v Speaker 1>it begin? So?

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<v Speaker 2>I started keeping native bees about five years ago, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>Mason bees. I call it the gateway bee now because

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<v Speaker 2>I quickly, you know, became enchanted with keeping bees and

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<v Speaker 2>planting my pollinator garden, and you just I became more

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<v Speaker 2>in tune with what's going on throughout the season, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was always looking out for other bees that were

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<v Speaker 2>visiting my garden that I had never seen before.

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<v Speaker 1>What's a mason bee?

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<v Speaker 2>Mason bees are solitary bees. They're known as the gentle pollinator.

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<v Speaker 2>They're native. They're also called blue orchard mason bees, and

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<v Speaker 2>they nest in these little tubes and they're super easy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like bee keeping for anybody. Anybody could keep mason bees.

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<v Speaker 2>And they're just they're fuzzy, and they're shiny and blue

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<v Speaker 2>and cute, and you know, when they're coming back to

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<v Speaker 2>their nest, you can see little packs of pollen on

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<v Speaker 2>their bellies bringing it back and they're just they're really cute.

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<v Speaker 1>So a non yellow, non striped bee, Yes, they exist,

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<v Speaker 1>there are a lot of them. So mason bees are

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<v Speaker 1>this really beautiful kind of gun metal blue color. And

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<v Speaker 1>in a lot of the one billion photos I just

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<v Speaker 1>scrolled through while turning into a living, breathing, heart eyed emoji,

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<v Speaker 1>mason bees appeared to be covered in pollen a lot

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<v Speaker 1>like little dusty dummies. So I guess sloppy gatherers make

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<v Speaker 1>really good pollinators. They're just like raw like confetti pollen everywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>And so do they have to you put like tubes

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<v Speaker 1>out where they can kind of burrow into.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So you can actually buy these little cardboard tubes

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<v Speaker 2>on Amazon or pribay local garden store and you can

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<v Speaker 2>just put out a little house to put them in,

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<v Speaker 2>and you can buy the cocoons. They come in little

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<v Speaker 2>cocoons and they hatch each spring and they you know,

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<v Speaker 2>pollinate for six weeks and then they lay eggs for

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<v Speaker 2>the next generation that will hatch out of their cocoons

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<v Speaker 2>the following springtime.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's adorable.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's a short term. You know, you can only

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<v Speaker 2>get six weeks of mason bee watching, and that wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>enough for me. So I started studying really really hard

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<v Speaker 2>and got my first beehives a few years ago, and

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<v Speaker 2>it is just spiraled out of control.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a good addiction to happen. It is side note,

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<v Speaker 1>an addiction to bees would technically be called ready for

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<v Speaker 1>this melissaphilia. And I only know this because I researched

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<v Speaker 1>addicted to bees and I found that this was a

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<v Speaker 1>common self professed ailment of beekeepers. And then I looked

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<v Speaker 1>up the fear of bees and found out it was

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<v Speaker 1>melissa phobia. So we now know that one be addiction

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<v Speaker 1>is common. And two, all of your friends named Melissa

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<v Speaker 1>are named after bees. Melissa in Greek means bee, so

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<v Speaker 1>extra shout out to any Melissa out there keeping bees.

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<v Speaker 1>Double duty on the bees.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the most surprising things about getting into beekeeping

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<v Speaker 2>was getting connected to this great community of hobbyists, professional scientists.

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<v Speaker 2>I am surrounded by really really wonderful beekeepers and there's

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<v Speaker 2>been a lot of support there.

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<v Speaker 1>And did you like bees or insects as a kid

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<v Speaker 1>or did you when did you develop an interest.

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<v Speaker 2>I've always been kind of into nature and and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>all that stuff, but it wasn't until I saw this

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<v Speaker 2>documentary called More Than Honey that I really felt the

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<v Speaker 2>need to start learning about bees.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>It's well, it speaks to the challenges that our pollinators

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<v Speaker 2>are facing, and like there's real trouble. People need to

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<v Speaker 2>get on board and help. So I started. That's when

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<v Speaker 2>I got into Mason beekeeping because that was something I

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<v Speaker 2>could do immediately without a lot of pre study. And

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<v Speaker 2>you know, planting my pollinator garden stuff you can kind

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<v Speaker 2>of do on your own without a big investment or.

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<v Speaker 1>And now that this is partly I imagine the concern

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<v Speaker 1>came out of colony collapse, colony collapse disorder, right and

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<v Speaker 1>just in general, we got a problem with the bees, right, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>y bees need our help right now. If bees could

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<v Speaker 1>have a telethon, they'd be like you.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys, dial in all now, help would be So what

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<v Speaker 3>is happening?

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's it's pesticides. So I know that one room

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<v Speaker 1>was like cell phones are killing bees now, but like,

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<v Speaker 1>so what's happening? So if we the bees are dying

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<v Speaker 1>and then without the bees, we don't have things pollinated,

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<v Speaker 1>which is important for agriculture and just in general botany.

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<v Speaker 1>But like, what's going on with these bees.

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<v Speaker 2>So what we're seeing is, you know, bees are being

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<v Speaker 2>put into nest boxes that aren't ideal. Oh and if

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<v Speaker 2>you look at the industrial bee keeping complex, bees are

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<v Speaker 2>being forced to pollinate and work outside of their normal cycle.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and and so they're being pushed to these limits

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<v Speaker 2>and it's weakening their immune systems. And when there's monoculture

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<v Speaker 2>and pesticide use involved, it causes them to collapse. There's verites,

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<v Speaker 2>there's diseases that come with that because that also weakens

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<v Speaker 2>ser immune system.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, aside on these veroamites. Their genus and species name

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<v Speaker 1>is verroa destructor, and they are like bedbugs to bees.

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<v Speaker 1>They are these tiny, flat, kind of button shaped, rusty

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<v Speaker 1>brown little nasties, and when they feed on bees, they

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<v Speaker 1>drain them of fats and lymph and they leave these

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<v Speaker 1>open wounds that make the bees more susceptible to fungi

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<v Speaker 1>and viruses like one that deforms their wings. So these

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<v Speaker 1>kind of mites, verromites, were introduced into the US in

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<v Speaker 1>the eighties. I don't mean to talk shit, but everybody hates.

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<v Speaker 2>Them, and so I think that it's a complicated issue.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not just the pesticides. It's not just the monoculture,

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<v Speaker 2>not just the flimsy boxes that were keeping them in.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all of that together and trucking them around the country.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not normal. That's not what they're designed to do.

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<v Speaker 1>What is their normal life cycle? Do? They only work

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<v Speaker 1>in certain months and we're like, yo, we got stuff

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<v Speaker 1>to pollinate, right.

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<v Speaker 2>It's February, got almond trees to pollinate.

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<v Speaker 1>Get up, let's go. So Portland is relatively temperate, and

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<v Speaker 1>Amanda says that the bees do survive over winter and

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<v Speaker 1>then they're up and at them in late March, early April,

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<v Speaker 1>and then by November they start shutting down for winter again,

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<v Speaker 1>living off the honey. And they have smaller colony numbers,

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<v Speaker 1>but the summer bees are the most extra they're out there.

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<v Speaker 2>The summer bees only last about six weeks because they

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<v Speaker 2>literally work themselves to death.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, and most of them are women anyway, ryes.

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<v Speaker 2>They needed to take a break, right.

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<v Speaker 1>It is like because most of the workers, the workers

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<v Speaker 2>The workers are all women.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, and so they work themselves to death to death?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, good, yeah, I had no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, someone needs to step in and be like, girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Just take a day off. Once in a while.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry about these flowers for to day, right, And so, now,

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<v Speaker 1>what can a person do? This is one question that

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<v Speaker 1>because of their plight, but you went like full hog

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<v Speaker 1>this in the scale of like zero to ten, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I always tell people you don't have to be a

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<v Speaker 2>bees need right now, honey bees and native bees is

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<v Speaker 2>food that's safe, you know, Providing plant seeds that haven't

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of them are pre treated.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and planting plants that haven't been pre treated with

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what a systemic pesticide was because I

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<v Speaker 1>But they're the kind of pesticides that live in the

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<v Speaker 1>tissues of the plant instead of just being misted over

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<v Speaker 1>the leaves. Man agriculture is a warfield. There are poisonings,

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<v Speaker 1>sudden vanishing of tens of thousands of family members, There's

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<v Speaker 1>billions of dollars at stake. It's like a candyland of microdramas.

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<v Speaker 2>Another thing that native pollinators are struggling with is habitat.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you can have a corner of your yard

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<v Speaker 2>where you know you can have that compost pile on

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<v Speaker 2>the ground for bumblebees to nest in, or there, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>there's lots of other ground nesting bees. So like having

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<v Speaker 2>that awareness, you can make your yard its own little

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<v Speaker 2>nature site and the bees will come. They will come.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to worry about like setting out a

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<v Speaker 2>Right, you don't have to send it. Just plant the

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<v Speaker 2>safe flowers, put out some habitat. They'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>And now you keep saying native bees, and I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like we need to educate some people that honeybees non

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<v Speaker 2>Correct, not native and we brought.

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<v Speaker 1>Them over from Europe for their for to use them

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<v Speaker 1>as honey producers. But can you tell me a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit about the difference between honeybees and native bees and

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<v Speaker 1>should honey bees should we be should we be using

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<v Speaker 2>With native bees, they're actually more effective pollinators than honey

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<v Speaker 2>bees are. But honeybees sort of get all of the attention,

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<v Speaker 2>and they can be used in the agricultural industry, they

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<v Speaker 2>can be used as livestock to pollinate large crops. But

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<v Speaker 2>native bees are more effective pollinators. And we have over

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<v Speaker 2>four thousand species of native bees in America, so there's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of them out there, but they sort of

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<v Speaker 2>bees are, you know, the star of the show and

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<v Speaker 2>they're the ones getting you know, the cry for help

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<v Speaker 2>is for the honey bees, but really it's the native

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<v Speaker 2>bees that need the habitat. They need variety in their diet.

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<v Speaker 2>So when you have like these giant fields of almonds

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<v Speaker 2>or cotton or corn or soy beans, that's not good

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<v Speaker 2>for the native bee population because they need variety.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, so the agriculture kind of cuts them off from

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<v Speaker 1>the flora that would be out there. Now, yes, got it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And so planting things in your backyard on your property

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<v Speaker 1>that are good plants for them, is it helps them out?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, And having variety and making sure that you have

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<v Speaker 2>plants blooming as long as possible during the growing season.

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<v Speaker 1>And now what do you keep.

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<v Speaker 2>I plant a lot of oregano, mint, lavender and stuff

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<v Speaker 2>that's really easy to grow. This kind of blooms long season.

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<v Speaker 2>Borage is a really great bee food and it's super

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<v Speaker 2>easy to take care.

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<v Speaker 1>Of and you can eat the flowers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, and they're deer resistant. Oh you have deer

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<v Speaker 2>coming through your property.

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<v Speaker 1>Now what kind of bees do you keep?

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<v Speaker 2>I keep mason bees and I keep honey bees.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, So the jump to honey bees where you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going in like I'm becoming a bee keeper, like

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<v Speaker 1>hardcore bee keeper. How did you approach that?

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<v Speaker 2>I started studying honey bees very shortly after starting my

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<v Speaker 2>venture with Mason Bees. But the thing that really kicked

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<v Speaker 2>it into high gear was early spring a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>years ago. I was in my backyard and I hear

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of people calling my name, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy,

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<v Speaker 2>got it, come quick, come quick. So we run out

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<v Speaker 2>of the fry yard and there's a swarm of bees.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a honey bees swarm collecting in the maple tree

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<v Speaker 2>in my front yard. It was just I'd never seen

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<v Speaker 2>a swarm before, and it just felt like a sign that.

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<v Speaker 1>Is thrilling, that's like finding a puppy. Yes, so exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>I have never felt that kind of exhilaration in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really special. And so I called the swarm hotline.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a hot line that you could call and they'll

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<v Speaker 2>let beekeepers know there's a swarm. And the sky came

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<v Speaker 2>and he was like the Sam Elliott of beekeepers, so tough,

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<v Speaker 2>and he had the mustache and everything. And the swarm

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<v Speaker 2>was up high in this tree and he gets out

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<v Speaker 2>this ladder and it's rickety. It's this tripod ladder thing,

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<v Speaker 2>and he just goes up there and he's got this

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<v Speaker 2>special vacuum for vacuuming up the bees and he just

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<v Speaker 2>just gets gathers them up and you know, puts them

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<v Speaker 2>in his car and drives off. Why can I keep

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<v Speaker 2>them in mind, I wasn't quite ready yet. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>have hive to put them in. I did't anything, and

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<v Speaker 2>so but that was what really made me like realize,

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<v Speaker 2>this is it. I'm doing this. So I spent the

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<v Speaker 2>rest of that year like getting my equipment, taking beekeeping classes,

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<v Speaker 2>reading more, joining the organization and just you know, getting.

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<v Speaker 1>Myself ready before you go Amazon priming a whole be setup,

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<v Speaker 1>which you can totally do for like two hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>You may want to check with a local beekeepers association

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<v Speaker 1>first because they can sometimes rent or lend out equipment,

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<v Speaker 1>which is very handy, or they can tell you which

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<v Speaker 1>stuff is bunk and not to buy. One thing that

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<v Speaker 1>Amanda always has on under her be suit is her

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<v Speaker 1>bee tattoo, and it covers the entirety of her right bicep.

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<v Speaker 1>It's this gorgeous floral mural featuring, of course, her favorite

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<v Speaker 1>tiny friends. At what point did you get your be tattoo?

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<v Speaker 2>I got my bee tattoo in twenty sixteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so this is after you started keeping honeybees?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, shortly after. And it's funny because I had it

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<v Speaker 2>done in four sessions, and I was doing it in

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<v Speaker 2>the springtime, and after two of the sessions, I caught

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<v Speaker 2>swarms that day on two occasions.

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<v Speaker 1>No way, that's kind of freak.

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<v Speaker 2>It's totally freaky.

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<v Speaker 1>So do you go help catch swarms too? Yes, so

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<v Speaker 1>you become the Sam Elliot of bee keeping, the Lady

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<v Speaker 1>Sam Elliott. So you use what a vacuum? Do you use?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it like a modified black.

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<v Speaker 2>And deck girl, haven't. I don't have a bee back.

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<v Speaker 2>I use other methods. But you can make a bee back.

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<v Speaker 2>You just have to make sure the suction is not

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<v Speaker 2>very strong, and you know, collects them in a bucket.

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<v Speaker 2>But I use other methods. And the thing about going

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<v Speaker 2>out to catch a swarm, you don't know what you're

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<v Speaker 2>going to find when you get there. They might be

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<v Speaker 2>really high up in a tree, might be wrapped around

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<v Speaker 2>a tree trunk and a shrub. Or I caught one

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<v Speaker 2>that was on the ground. They were just in a

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<v Speaker 2>pile on the ground, and it was it was really

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<v Speaker 2>really early spring. It was kind of cold, and so

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<v Speaker 2>they were just kind of laying there cold. They you know,

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<v Speaker 2>they couldn't move, and so I very very carefully used

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<v Speaker 2>sheets of card stock to kind of scoop them up

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<v Speaker 2>and put them into the box because I didn't know

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<v Speaker 2>what else to do, and it worked. But you just

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<v Speaker 2>that's the exciting thing about swarm catching. You just you

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what you're gonna find.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes are they agitated? Sometimes? Yeah, do you ever see

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<v Speaker 3>killer bees? Or I feel like no, no, they're it's

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<v Speaker 3>too cold here for them. They're central northern California as

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<v Speaker 3>high as they go.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, I feel like we heard a lot about

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<v Speaker 1>that those in like the nineties or like killer bees.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, we don't have them there.

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<v Speaker 1>And so when you're catching a swarm, have you been

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<v Speaker 1>have been stung before?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Which hurts more the tattoo or the beasting.

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<v Speaker 2>The basting is kind of an anxiety inducing adrenaline rush.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Is that because of the venom?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's your body reacting to it and keeping you

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<v Speaker 2>from having a bad reaction. But the tattoo is a

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<v Speaker 2>more long lasting pain, for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>It's more like a burn, right, Okay, So it's like

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<v Speaker 3>a it's a I guess one is a quick poke

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<v Speaker 3>in the other is a more systemic situation.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's in an angry b butt that's not in

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<v Speaker 1>a tattoo gun is a good question. Let's break it down. So,

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<v Speaker 1>b venom contains a compound called melatin, which makes red

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<v Speaker 1>blood cells burst, which hurts, and there are other proteins

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<v Speaker 1>that destroy cell membranes, cause pain, destroy nerve tissue. There's

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<v Speaker 1>also histamine in b venom, which makes your capillaries and

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<v Speaker 1>causes itchy welts. So when bees sting, they release a

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<v Speaker 1>pheromone that says, hey, bitches, I'm in trubs, causing other

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<v Speaker 1>worker ladies to come and kick your ass. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>last ditch defense. Bees don't want to see you, they

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to die. They would really, really rather very

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<v Speaker 1>much not. Yeah, how many times have you been stung

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<v Speaker 1>by bees?

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<v Speaker 2>I've only been stung four times really, and last season

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't get stung at all, which is kind of crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to be really super careful and thinking about

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<v Speaker 2>the times that I had been stung. It was totally

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<v Speaker 2>my fault, really because I wasn't being careful. There were

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of times where I grabbed a piece of

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<v Speaker 2>equipment without checking underneath, you know, if I was doing

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<v Speaker 2>an inspection and I pick it up and squash a

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<v Speaker 2>bee and you know, get stung. I've had them climb

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<v Speaker 2>up my pant leg before I get stung on the

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<v Speaker 2>head one time.

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<v Speaker 1>So you prevent getting stung just being really really kind

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<v Speaker 1>of cautious about where they are at all times, like

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of watching your back. Yes, okay, yes, and

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<v Speaker 1>now when they're swarming, tell me what is happening.

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<v Speaker 2>So a swarm is like a birth of a new colony.

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<v Speaker 2>And it happens in the springtime when bees are you know,

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<v Speaker 2>coming out of winter. The queen starts laying eggs, the

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<v Speaker 2>their their population production, and so they'll make new queens

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<v Speaker 2>to prepare for the swarm. And so when the new

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<v Speaker 2>queens emerge, the old queen leaves the hive with about

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<v Speaker 2>a new place to live.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's actually, that's fascinating because I always thought that

421
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<v Speaker 1>it was a new queen that was like a bye,

422
00:24:48.359 --> 00:24:49.440
<v Speaker 1>But really it's the old one.

423
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<v Speaker 2>That's like the old one.

424
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that she's like, fine, we're out of here. I

425
00:24:55.799 --> 00:24:58.839
<v Speaker 1>never knew that. Yeah, And so they go off. She

426
00:24:58.880 --> 00:25:01.039
<v Speaker 1>takes about half the hive. How do they How do

427
00:25:01.119 --> 00:25:03.000
<v Speaker 1>they decide who goes with her and who stays?

428
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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It's it's amazing to me that they

429
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<v Speaker 2>can even coordinate the move and find a new place

430
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<v Speaker 2>to live and have the timing be just so right.

431
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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure how they decide who gets to go

432
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<v Speaker 2>with mom and who gets to stay with the new mom.

433
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<v Speaker 1>I had to find out how these allegiances and betrayals

434
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<v Speaker 1>were made, and I read a whole article about it,

435
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<v Speaker 1>and at the very end it just summarized it with

436
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<v Speaker 1>quote it's rather random. Yeah, it's almost like I wonder

437
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<v Speaker 1>if it's like a stepmom s she's younger, like up,

438
00:25:41.279 --> 00:25:43.839
<v Speaker 1>and so they swarm, they all leave and they just

439
00:25:43.960 --> 00:25:46.799
<v Speaker 1>they they're in this like cloud and then they kind

440
00:25:46.799 --> 00:25:49.000
<v Speaker 1>of will like gather at a pit stop on a

441
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<v Speaker 1>tree and be like, Okay, where are we going? Where

442
00:25:50.599 --> 00:25:50.960
<v Speaker 1>we're going?

443
00:25:51.279 --> 00:25:52.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly, here's.

444
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<v Speaker 1>The weirdest place that you've seen hive.

445
00:25:57.400 --> 00:26:00.880
<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen hives myself and very easy places, but

446
00:26:01.039 --> 00:26:05.519
<v Speaker 2>I follow some professional be removal beekeepers on Instagram and

447
00:26:05.640 --> 00:26:10.759
<v Speaker 2>they've shown pictures of one beekeeper showed bees living in

448
00:26:10.799 --> 00:26:15.240
<v Speaker 2>an elephant statue, like statue was hollowed out and the

449
00:26:15.279 --> 00:26:16.400
<v Speaker 2>bees were living in it.

450
00:26:16.880 --> 00:26:20.720
<v Speaker 1>It's like a trojan horse, right, the weirdest trojan horse.

451
00:26:21.119 --> 00:26:28.640
<v Speaker 2>Compost bins, water meter boxes in the sidewalk. Yeah.

452
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<v Speaker 1>We once had a swarm inhabit a wall of arts

453
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<v Speaker 1>when I was a kid, and it was the weirdest day.

454
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<v Speaker 1>Was it Friday the thirteenth? It was good Friday. Our

455
00:26:37.880 --> 00:26:40.559
<v Speaker 1>dog died that day. There was an earthquake and there

456
00:26:40.599 --> 00:26:43.039
<v Speaker 1>was a bee swarm in the wall. It was the

457
00:26:43.079 --> 00:26:46.319
<v Speaker 1>weirdest day it was. I just remember our whole fit

458
00:26:46.440 --> 00:26:49.799
<v Speaker 1>was like it's very all at once. It was like

459
00:26:50.119 --> 00:26:53.559
<v Speaker 1>it felt very biblical. Yes, but they can also they

460
00:26:53.599 --> 00:26:56.000
<v Speaker 1>can also find an inn and hang out in your walls.

461
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<v Speaker 2>Right, yes, yeah, it's common for them to like if

462
00:26:58.720 --> 00:27:01.440
<v Speaker 2>they find a little hole in this, Hey, this is

463
00:27:01.440 --> 00:27:04.480
<v Speaker 2>a nice sized space, it's warm, it's high off the ground.

464
00:27:05.000 --> 00:27:08.640
<v Speaker 2>Let's do it. They'll move into chimneys. Oh yeah, which

465
00:27:08.680 --> 00:27:10.720
<v Speaker 2>is like, gosh, how do you how do you take

466
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<v Speaker 2>them out of a chimney?

467
00:27:11.720 --> 00:27:13.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? How do you take them out of a chimney?

468
00:27:13.599 --> 00:27:16.240
<v Speaker 2>So I have a beekeeper friend that has done this

469
00:27:16.359 --> 00:27:19.319
<v Speaker 2>several times, and he says it's like a slow strangle.

470
00:27:19.599 --> 00:27:23.680
<v Speaker 2>He says, you just sort of lure them out in

471
00:27:23.720 --> 00:27:26.440
<v Speaker 2>a way that they can't get back in. But often

472
00:27:26.759 --> 00:27:28.880
<v Speaker 2>you have to give them a new queen because the

473
00:27:28.920 --> 00:27:33.519
<v Speaker 2>old queen doesn't know to come out, and so it's

474
00:27:33.759 --> 00:27:36.160
<v Speaker 2>it's complicated and it takes a long time.

475
00:27:36.640 --> 00:27:42.839
<v Speaker 1>Once you have a bucket of bees, not the bears, ah,

476
00:27:51.039 --> 00:27:54.000
<v Speaker 1>do you then distribute those to people who are looking

477
00:27:54.039 --> 00:27:55.400
<v Speaker 1>to populate hives.

478
00:27:55.960 --> 00:28:00.839
<v Speaker 2>I keep them when I catch them, and so it's

479
00:28:00.839 --> 00:28:03.680
<v Speaker 2>always a race for resources, like, oh my gosh, I

480
00:28:03.880 --> 00:28:05.480
<v Speaker 2>just kind of swarm. I need to make sure I

481
00:28:05.519 --> 00:28:08.759
<v Speaker 2>have equipment ready for them. And in my first season

482
00:28:09.200 --> 00:28:14.559
<v Speaker 2>that was the biggest surprise, was like a constant race

483
00:28:14.680 --> 00:28:17.680
<v Speaker 2>to keep up with the demand for equipment. And it's

484
00:28:17.720 --> 00:28:20.759
<v Speaker 2>not cheap. Beekeeping is not a cheap hobby.

485
00:28:21.160 --> 00:28:21.960
<v Speaker 1>I imagine it.

486
00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:24.359
<v Speaker 2>Costs a lot to get started. But once you do

487
00:28:24.440 --> 00:28:26.920
<v Speaker 2>get started, then you know it's not so bad.

488
00:28:27.480 --> 00:28:29.039
<v Speaker 1>And do you ever have people who are like, yeah,

489
00:28:29.039 --> 00:28:30.880
<v Speaker 1>I thought beekeeping would be for me, but turns out, no,

490
00:28:31.000 --> 00:28:33.920
<v Speaker 1>here do you want my stuff? I've never had that,

491
00:28:35.640 --> 00:28:39.160
<v Speaker 1>so there's not a big attrition rate. Okay, right, And

492
00:28:39.240 --> 00:28:40.920
<v Speaker 1>so how many hives do you have? How many bees

493
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<v Speaker 1>you have?

494
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<v Speaker 2>I have three traditional hives, traditional Lanx drat hives like

495
00:28:46.319 --> 00:28:49.119
<v Speaker 2>you would see in the beekeeping operations.

496
00:28:49.480 --> 00:28:53.160
<v Speaker 1>Uh, what is a Lanx draft hive? Okay? Those are

497
00:28:53.160 --> 00:28:57.039
<v Speaker 1>the square beekeeping boxes, usually white, that you see near

498
00:28:57.279 --> 00:29:01.119
<v Speaker 1>orchards and in backyard beekeeping with the leaves that you

499
00:29:01.200 --> 00:29:04.599
<v Speaker 1>can remove. So they were named in the nineteen fifties

500
00:29:04.599 --> 00:29:07.920
<v Speaker 1>for their inventor, LL. Langstrath, and when I first saw

501
00:29:07.920 --> 00:29:10.599
<v Speaker 1>the Wikipedia photo, I thought, oh, cool, a lady, But

502
00:29:10.680 --> 00:29:12.680
<v Speaker 1>it turns out he was just an older dude with

503
00:29:12.839 --> 00:29:16.759
<v Speaker 1>luxurious tresses. He was also a clergyman, and he passed

504
00:29:16.759 --> 00:29:20.599
<v Speaker 1>away at the age of eighty five by dropping dead

505
00:29:20.640 --> 00:29:23.400
<v Speaker 1>at the pulpit as he was beginning a sermon. Anyway,

506
00:29:23.480 --> 00:29:24.480
<v Speaker 1>that's one kind of hive.

507
00:29:25.400 --> 00:29:28.279
<v Speaker 2>And then I also have a tree hive. What which

508
00:29:28.480 --> 00:29:33.599
<v Speaker 2>is So the tree is the bee's ultimate nest site,

509
00:29:34.000 --> 00:29:36.079
<v Speaker 2>that's what they're really designed to live in. Is a

510
00:29:36.079 --> 00:29:40.599
<v Speaker 2>hollow of a tree. It's insulated, it's alive, it has

511
00:29:40.640 --> 00:29:45.839
<v Speaker 2>its own microbiome that is happening inside. So this tree

512
00:29:46.160 --> 00:29:49.480
<v Speaker 2>was in somebody's yard and they had to have it removed.

513
00:29:49.559 --> 00:29:51.359
<v Speaker 2>And I have a friend here in Portland. His name

514
00:29:51.400 --> 00:29:55.640
<v Speaker 2>is Brian Lacy. This is this area of expertise. So

515
00:29:55.680 --> 00:30:00.640
<v Speaker 2>he works with arborous to preserve that section of the

516
00:30:00.720 --> 00:30:04.119
<v Speaker 2>tree and keep it intact so that he can find

517
00:30:04.160 --> 00:30:07.599
<v Speaker 2>a new home for it with the bees still inside. Wow,

518
00:30:07.640 --> 00:30:11.880
<v Speaker 2>it's wild. And so I have this bee tree and

519
00:30:12.119 --> 00:30:17.720
<v Speaker 2>it's really I think a humbling experience as a beekeeper,

520
00:30:17.759 --> 00:30:21.759
<v Speaker 2>because you have to trust them. You can't get in

521
00:30:21.799 --> 00:30:24.519
<v Speaker 2>there and meddle with their affairs. You can only watch

522
00:30:24.960 --> 00:30:28.400
<v Speaker 2>and trust that they know what they're doing. And out

523
00:30:28.440 --> 00:30:31.880
<v Speaker 2>of all of the colonies I've ever had, the bee

524
00:30:31.880 --> 00:30:34.000
<v Speaker 2>tree is the most robust.

525
00:30:34.400 --> 00:30:37.240
<v Speaker 1>Really yeah, And do you go in there and harvest

526
00:30:37.279 --> 00:30:38.759
<v Speaker 1>any honey at all? Or do you just let them

527
00:30:38.799 --> 00:30:39.200
<v Speaker 1>do their thing?

528
00:30:39.319 --> 00:30:43.119
<v Speaker 2>They it's a total totally hands off. I just sit

529
00:30:43.200 --> 00:30:45.480
<v Speaker 2>and admire them, an ant farm.

530
00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:49.079
<v Speaker 1>Kind of right. And now with your other hives, do

531
00:30:49.119 --> 00:30:50.960
<v Speaker 1>you do any honey harvesting as well?

532
00:30:51.279 --> 00:30:55.119
<v Speaker 2>I don't. And the reason is they work so hard

533
00:30:55.839 --> 00:30:59.319
<v Speaker 2>for it, and I have not seen them have a

534
00:30:59.359 --> 00:31:02.480
<v Speaker 2>surplus enough where I felt like I could take from them.

535
00:31:02.799 --> 00:31:05.480
<v Speaker 1>How sweet is that? No pun intended for reals, What

536
00:31:05.599 --> 00:31:07.720
<v Speaker 1>exactly is the role of honey? Or walk me through

537
00:31:07.720 --> 00:31:12.240
<v Speaker 1>a little bit how it goes from essentially like flowerges

538
00:31:12.319 --> 00:31:17.079
<v Speaker 1>to honey. It goes from like flowerges to barf to honey,

539
00:31:17.200 --> 00:31:19.440
<v Speaker 1>Like what's happening in nature?

540
00:31:19.559 --> 00:31:24.039
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So the bee goes out and grathers some nectar

541
00:31:24.240 --> 00:31:27.400
<v Speaker 2>and they use their tongue. They're proboscis. It's like a

542
00:31:27.440 --> 00:31:31.119
<v Speaker 2>straw and they suck that up and the honey goes

543
00:31:31.160 --> 00:31:34.279
<v Speaker 2>in or the nectar goes into their honey stomach. So

544
00:31:34.319 --> 00:31:37.599
<v Speaker 2>it's a secondary stomach that they have, okay, and they

545
00:31:37.599 --> 00:31:39.279
<v Speaker 2>carry it in that and when they bring it back

546
00:31:39.319 --> 00:31:42.759
<v Speaker 2>to the hive, they do this thing called trophylaxis, and

547
00:31:42.960 --> 00:31:49.359
<v Speaker 2>it's they're regurgitating the nectar into another bee's mouth.

548
00:31:49.680 --> 00:31:51.880
<v Speaker 1>What what what what?

549
00:31:51.880 --> 00:31:52.119
<v Speaker 2>What?

550
00:31:52.960 --> 00:31:53.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

551
00:31:53.440 --> 00:31:56.079
<v Speaker 2>And they pass it back and forth and each time

552
00:31:56.200 --> 00:31:59.960
<v Speaker 2>they do this they're adding enzymes to it. It reduces

553
00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:02.640
<v Speaker 2>the moisture content of the nectar a little bit, because

554
00:32:02.839 --> 00:32:07.079
<v Speaker 2>the nectar is very high in moisture, and so before

555
00:32:07.119 --> 00:32:09.759
<v Speaker 2>it can become true honey, they have to bring that

556
00:32:09.799 --> 00:32:13.799
<v Speaker 2>moisture content down quite a bit. So after they pass

557
00:32:13.880 --> 00:32:18.000
<v Speaker 2>it back and forth, they'll put it into a little

558
00:32:18.000 --> 00:32:20.799
<v Speaker 2>honeycomb cell and they fill that up and then they

559
00:32:20.880 --> 00:32:25.559
<v Speaker 2>use their wings to sort of flap and get the

560
00:32:25.599 --> 00:32:30.960
<v Speaker 2>air moving and reduce the moisture content. Ideally for harvested honey,

561
00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:34.680
<v Speaker 2>seventeen percent is the most moisture that you'd want to

562
00:32:34.720 --> 00:32:37.359
<v Speaker 2>have for it. Oh and then they cover it with

563
00:32:37.440 --> 00:32:41.000
<v Speaker 2>wax and so it stays fresh forever.

564
00:32:41.119 --> 00:32:45.440
<v Speaker 1>Really, now, when what are they using the honey for?

565
00:32:45.599 --> 00:32:47.759
<v Speaker 1>How are they using that honey to feed a brood?

566
00:32:48.039 --> 00:32:53.839
<v Speaker 2>They feed their brood pollen. Okay, so when they're collecting pollen.

567
00:32:54.279 --> 00:32:56.880
<v Speaker 2>They're bringing that back to the hive and they're adding

568
00:32:57.359 --> 00:33:00.359
<v Speaker 2>enzymes to it, just sort of ferment it. And it's

569
00:33:00.359 --> 00:33:01.480
<v Speaker 2>called bee bread.

570
00:33:01.960 --> 00:33:04.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh I didn't know that, Yes, bee bread.

571
00:33:06.400 --> 00:33:10.000
<v Speaker 2>And so they'll feed that to their babies and it's

572
00:33:10.039 --> 00:33:12.039
<v Speaker 2>a protein source.

573
00:33:12.160 --> 00:33:14.079
<v Speaker 1>Got it. So then what's the honey used for for

574
00:33:14.119 --> 00:33:15.079
<v Speaker 1>the adults.

575
00:33:14.759 --> 00:33:17.160
<v Speaker 2>They eat it? Yeah, it gives them energy. It's to

576
00:33:17.240 --> 00:33:19.720
<v Speaker 2>carbohydrate and it sustains them through the winter.

577
00:33:20.559 --> 00:33:24.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh so are they collecting it more in spring and

578
00:33:24.039 --> 00:33:26.359
<v Speaker 1>summer and then living off of it in the winter.

579
00:33:26.359 --> 00:33:30.720
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, and before a swarming event they fill up

580
00:33:30.799 --> 00:33:33.200
<v Speaker 2>on it. Everybody fills up before they leave the hive

581
00:33:33.319 --> 00:33:36.720
<v Speaker 2>because they need they need that energy for when they

582
00:33:36.799 --> 00:33:41.119
<v Speaker 2>get to their new home location to build comb, you know,

583
00:33:41.160 --> 00:33:43.599
<v Speaker 2>because they won't have any comb where they're going unless

584
00:33:43.599 --> 00:33:46.920
<v Speaker 2>they're moving into an old bee hive, so they have

585
00:33:47.000 --> 00:33:48.039
<v Speaker 2>to start from scratch.

586
00:33:48.200 --> 00:33:49.200
<v Speaker 1>So they're carbo loading.

587
00:33:49.359 --> 00:33:52.200
<v Speaker 2>They're carbo loading, yes, like.

588
00:33:52.200 --> 00:33:56.960
<v Speaker 1>A week before a marathon. And so now where is

589
00:33:57.079 --> 00:34:00.160
<v Speaker 1>the distinction between those who harvest honey in those in

590
00:34:00.200 --> 00:34:04.319
<v Speaker 1>those who don't. And when you with the Portland urban beekeepers,

591
00:34:04.440 --> 00:34:07.440
<v Speaker 1>do you do you guys have both We do.

592
00:34:07.599 --> 00:34:11.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we have a wide range of beekeeping you know,

593
00:34:12.039 --> 00:34:17.960
<v Speaker 2>philosophies and practices within our organization. We at our teaching apiary,

594
00:34:18.440 --> 00:34:20.920
<v Speaker 2>we have harvested honey from those hives and we have

595
00:34:20.920 --> 00:34:25.880
<v Speaker 2>a honey extraction party, and some people do practice be

596
00:34:26.039 --> 00:34:29.119
<v Speaker 2>keeping commercially. We're on a larger scale than say, like

597
00:34:29.280 --> 00:34:30.920
<v Speaker 2>your average backyard beekeeper.

598
00:34:32.239 --> 00:34:35.360
<v Speaker 1>And what was one of the first things they teach

599
00:34:35.360 --> 00:34:37.400
<v Speaker 1>you and beekeeping classes? You mentioned that you sign up

600
00:34:37.440 --> 00:34:39.840
<v Speaker 1>for some classes. Is it like how to suit up?

601
00:34:39.960 --> 00:34:42.239
<v Speaker 1>Is it like how to be one with a bee

602
00:34:42.280 --> 00:34:44.000
<v Speaker 1>and getting its zone?

603
00:34:45.199 --> 00:34:47.960
<v Speaker 2>It was a lot of just real practical information. There's

604
00:34:48.119 --> 00:34:54.480
<v Speaker 2>honeybee biology, understanding they're different working parts. The social structure

605
00:34:54.679 --> 00:35:00.840
<v Speaker 2>of the hive is important to understand. It meant how

606
00:35:00.880 --> 00:35:02.639
<v Speaker 2>to choose what kind of hive you're going to keep

607
00:35:02.639 --> 00:35:04.719
<v Speaker 2>your bees in. Stuff like that.

608
00:35:04.880 --> 00:35:06.639
<v Speaker 1>It is a dumb question, but why do some hives

609
00:35:06.639 --> 00:35:10.079
<v Speaker 1>look like igloo domes and others are like white boxes.

610
00:35:11.159 --> 00:35:14.360
<v Speaker 2>I think you're thinking of a skeep, Okay, the little

611
00:35:14.360 --> 00:35:19.440
<v Speaker 2>igloo dome. Yes, so traditionally that is what bees were

612
00:35:19.480 --> 00:35:22.119
<v Speaker 2>kind of kept in for a long time, These woven

613
00:35:22.440 --> 00:35:28.239
<v Speaker 2>baskets and they're caked with mud, or cow dung on

614
00:35:28.320 --> 00:35:33.639
<v Speaker 2>the outside. So they're this breathing not box, but a

615
00:35:33.719 --> 00:35:37.360
<v Speaker 2>breathing atmosphere for the bees to live in. But it's

616
00:35:37.400 --> 00:35:42.400
<v Speaker 2>also really insulated and it's the right size for them.

617
00:35:42.639 --> 00:35:45.360
<v Speaker 2>It's not too big, not too small. They can maintain

618
00:35:45.719 --> 00:35:49.880
<v Speaker 2>the heat, they can maintain the moisture inside of something

619
00:35:49.960 --> 00:35:55.199
<v Speaker 2>like that. But the bee boxes, like the square boxes,

620
00:35:55.280 --> 00:35:59.079
<v Speaker 2>that's kind of what people have been keeping bees in

621
00:35:59.079 --> 00:36:02.199
<v Speaker 2>in America for a long time. That's what the like

622
00:36:02.239 --> 00:36:05.440
<v Speaker 2>the industry standard, and it's what's widely available and a

623
00:36:05.440 --> 00:36:08.440
<v Speaker 2>lot of people start with that because it's the easiest

624
00:36:08.519 --> 00:36:13.800
<v Speaker 2>for the beekeeper. It's more beekeeper centric, got it.

625
00:36:13.159 --> 00:36:15.320
<v Speaker 1>And because there are kind of like volumes almost like

626
00:36:15.400 --> 00:36:17.800
<v Speaker 1>file folders you can take out right like, yes, I

627
00:36:17.840 --> 00:36:20.159
<v Speaker 1>have a little bit of an idea, but can you explain,

628
00:36:20.199 --> 00:36:22.920
<v Speaker 1>like what's going on, Like what's the box, Like what's

629
00:36:23.000 --> 00:36:23.920
<v Speaker 1>happening in that box?

630
00:36:24.159 --> 00:36:28.079
<v Speaker 2>So in the box, you'll have your frames of drawn

631
00:36:28.119 --> 00:36:32.559
<v Speaker 2>out wax and they'll use it for storing honey pollen

632
00:36:32.960 --> 00:36:38.639
<v Speaker 2>and also raising their babies. And generally you'll have two boxes.

633
00:36:38.760 --> 00:36:41.480
<v Speaker 2>You'll have the one below, which is where it's called

634
00:36:41.519 --> 00:36:44.280
<v Speaker 2>the brood chamber, So where the queen is hanging out

635
00:36:44.320 --> 00:36:47.199
<v Speaker 2>and laying eggs, and that's where the brood is coming from.

636
00:36:47.440 --> 00:36:50.880
<v Speaker 2>And then the box above generally would be for food stores,

637
00:36:51.239 --> 00:36:54.039
<v Speaker 2>but sometimes, you know, the queen will go between the

638
00:36:54.079 --> 00:36:56.400
<v Speaker 2>two and so you'll see brood in both boxes during

639
00:36:56.400 --> 00:36:57.679
<v Speaker 2>the peak of the season.

640
00:36:58.599 --> 00:37:03.559
<v Speaker 1>And there is a queen, there are the female workers,

641
00:37:04.320 --> 00:37:07.800
<v Speaker 1>and then there are the drones, right, yes, and so

642
00:37:07.920 --> 00:37:10.079
<v Speaker 1>how do they determine who is the queen?

643
00:37:10.960 --> 00:37:15.679
<v Speaker 2>The queen is made a queen when she's still an

644
00:37:15.760 --> 00:37:23.239
<v Speaker 2>egg three days old egg. And the change happens when

645
00:37:23.400 --> 00:37:28.039
<v Speaker 2>they start feeding her. She's only fed royal jelly, so

646
00:37:28.079 --> 00:37:32.079
<v Speaker 2>she doesn't get any bee bread. She's deprived of protein

647
00:37:32.360 --> 00:37:36.760
<v Speaker 2>during her development, and that is what makes her a queen.

648
00:37:37.400 --> 00:37:40.880
<v Speaker 2>Because she's deprived of she's given a totally different diet

649
00:37:41.360 --> 00:37:47.440
<v Speaker 2>and so that somehow changes her. She grows differently than

650
00:37:47.480 --> 00:37:48.280
<v Speaker 2>the worker bee.

651
00:37:48.320 --> 00:37:49.920
<v Speaker 1>And what's royal jelly exactly?

652
00:37:50.320 --> 00:37:54.880
<v Speaker 2>Royal jelly is this enzyme that the bees they have

653
00:37:54.960 --> 00:37:58.239
<v Speaker 2>these glands that they oh, they screet it.

654
00:37:58.440 --> 00:38:00.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so that comes from a bee face and not

655
00:38:00.679 --> 00:38:04.840
<v Speaker 1>from a bee face, and so do a lot of

656
00:38:04.880 --> 00:38:07.960
<v Speaker 1>different workers like like contribute to that or is it.

657
00:38:08.760 --> 00:38:12.920
<v Speaker 2>Nurse So what happens is, you know, if a bee

658
00:38:12.960 --> 00:38:15.679
<v Speaker 2>lives out its full life cycle, it will achieve all

659
00:38:15.679 --> 00:38:20.519
<v Speaker 2>of the different jobs within a colony. Oh, and they

660
00:38:20.559 --> 00:38:23.840
<v Speaker 2>start out as nurse bees, so when they first are born,

661
00:38:24.159 --> 00:38:27.519
<v Speaker 2>they come out and they start tending the young and

662
00:38:27.679 --> 00:38:33.440
<v Speaker 2>the larvae. And then there's food processor bees. There's cleaning

663
00:38:33.519 --> 00:38:35.960
<v Speaker 2>bees because they like to keep their hive really clean.

664
00:38:36.760 --> 00:38:39.599
<v Speaker 2>And the last stage is the foraging bees. Those are

665
00:38:39.639 --> 00:38:42.480
<v Speaker 2>the most experienced bees, and they go out and are

666
00:38:42.519 --> 00:38:44.079
<v Speaker 2>the ones that we see in the gardens.

667
00:38:44.159 --> 00:38:47.199
<v Speaker 1>I understand that when they make a queen, they'll make

668
00:38:47.239 --> 00:38:48.000
<v Speaker 1>a couple of them.

669
00:38:48.480 --> 00:38:48.760
<v Speaker 2>Yes.

670
00:38:49.199 --> 00:38:51.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's just like a fight to the death, it is.

671
00:38:51.800 --> 00:38:55.639
<v Speaker 2>And so let's say they make five queens and they

672
00:38:55.679 --> 00:39:00.639
<v Speaker 2>all emerge around the same time. They will call each

673
00:39:00.679 --> 00:39:03.880
<v Speaker 2>other out. They do this thing called piping, and so

674
00:39:03.960 --> 00:39:06.920
<v Speaker 2>they it kind of sounds like a kazoo. They'll call

675
00:39:06.960 --> 00:39:09.760
<v Speaker 2>to each other and then they'll fight side notes.

676
00:39:09.800 --> 00:39:13.599
<v Speaker 1>So the first queen out starts roaming around making this

677
00:39:13.800 --> 00:39:18.679
<v Speaker 1>noise in g sharp it's called piping or tooting. It's

678
00:39:18.719 --> 00:39:22.360
<v Speaker 1>like me, me me. Now a few of her sisters

679
00:39:22.519 --> 00:39:24.559
<v Speaker 1>who have also been raised to be queens but are

680
00:39:24.599 --> 00:39:27.400
<v Speaker 1>still sleeping in. They're little cells. They're just snoozed a

681
00:39:27.440 --> 00:39:31.519
<v Speaker 1>little longer. They respond with a noise called quacking. It

682
00:39:31.559 --> 00:39:49.159
<v Speaker 1>sounds like a dot honk. It's kind of like Marco Polo,

683
00:39:49.400 --> 00:39:52.800
<v Speaker 1>but with newborns. Now here's the thing. When the sleepy

684
00:39:52.880 --> 00:39:57.000
<v Speaker 1>queens quack back at the first one, that first one's like, oh,

685
00:39:57.000 --> 00:39:58.960
<v Speaker 1>there you are, and then goes and kills them. So

686
00:39:59.000 --> 00:40:03.159
<v Speaker 1>she's essentially like, hey, hey, who's up? Anyone up? And

687
00:40:03.199 --> 00:40:06.159
<v Speaker 1>then her sisters are like, hey, hey, what's up. I'm

688
00:40:06.199 --> 00:40:09.079
<v Speaker 1>just about to get up. What's going on? What's up?

689
00:40:09.159 --> 00:40:11.880
<v Speaker 1>And she's like, oh, hey, I kill you. I'm telling

690
00:40:11.920 --> 00:40:16.239
<v Speaker 1>you this is a candyland of microdrama and so and

691
00:40:16.280 --> 00:40:20.639
<v Speaker 1>then will the one who loses die? Yeah? And then

692
00:40:20.840 --> 00:40:23.320
<v Speaker 1>whoever the strongest is is like I'm the queen now, bitch.

693
00:40:23.679 --> 00:40:26.079
<v Speaker 2>Yes. And then she has to go out on her

694
00:40:26.119 --> 00:40:30.159
<v Speaker 2>mating flight and hopefully, you know, doesn't get eaten by

695
00:40:30.199 --> 00:40:34.079
<v Speaker 2>a bird. Oh god, Like, there are a lot of

696
00:40:34.119 --> 00:40:36.280
<v Speaker 2>things that can happen. It's a very delicate.

697
00:40:37.320 --> 00:40:39.880
<v Speaker 1>And does she have a stinger or does she because

698
00:40:39.880 --> 00:40:41.480
<v Speaker 1>I know a stinger is a an over positive.

699
00:40:42.320 --> 00:40:45.599
<v Speaker 2>She does have a stinger, but it's not barbed like

700
00:40:45.679 --> 00:40:48.679
<v Speaker 2>a worker stinger, so she can use it in battle.

701
00:40:49.440 --> 00:40:54.119
<v Speaker 2>But it's not like the workers stinger with the venom sack.

702
00:40:53.960 --> 00:40:58.440
<v Speaker 4>Because the barb also rips it straight out your body, right, yes, yeah,

703
00:40:58.480 --> 00:41:03.320
<v Speaker 4>but I have seen videos where the beekeeper kept their

704
00:41:03.400 --> 00:41:07.840
<v Speaker 4>cool and let the bee work the stinger out themselves,

705
00:41:07.920 --> 00:41:08.320
<v Speaker 4>and so.

706
00:41:08.280 --> 00:41:11.320
<v Speaker 2>The bee is able to sting without losing its life.

707
00:41:13.079 --> 00:41:13.599
<v Speaker 1>Generous.

708
00:41:13.840 --> 00:41:17.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that is so generous, like nerves of steel.

709
00:41:18.159 --> 00:41:22.519
<v Speaker 1>Seriously. And so the mating flight m hm, tell me

710
00:41:22.559 --> 00:41:23.559
<v Speaker 1>a little bit about a lot.

711
00:41:23.800 --> 00:41:27.119
<v Speaker 2>It's also called the nuptial flight. And so the queen

712
00:41:27.320 --> 00:41:34.039
<v Speaker 2>goes up to the drone congregation zone. So all these

713
00:41:34.119 --> 00:41:37.639
<v Speaker 2>drones are hanging out high up at the tree level waiting.

714
00:41:37.800 --> 00:41:41.800
<v Speaker 2>It's like the singles bar. And so the queen goes

715
00:41:42.039 --> 00:41:45.199
<v Speaker 2>to the drone congregation zone and flies as fast as

716
00:41:45.199 --> 00:41:48.440
<v Speaker 2>she can because she wants the fastest malem you know,

717
00:41:48.639 --> 00:41:52.320
<v Speaker 2>fast genetics. So sho'll mate with you know, maybe a

718
00:41:52.360 --> 00:41:52.960
<v Speaker 2>dozen or so.

719
00:41:53.400 --> 00:41:56.719
<v Speaker 1>Hello girl, Yeah, I love that. She's like going to

720
00:41:56.719 --> 00:42:05.119
<v Speaker 1>the drone zone. Yeah, you know what happened, And so

721
00:42:06.039 --> 00:42:10.360
<v Speaker 1>the fastest twelve or so will end up giving her sperm.

722
00:42:10.760 --> 00:42:13.039
<v Speaker 1>And then she flies, she flies back and she's like,

723
00:42:13.119 --> 00:42:16.440
<v Speaker 1>does she does she fertilize the eggs herself based on

724
00:42:16.480 --> 00:42:18.880
<v Speaker 1>what she's gathered or it's amazing.

725
00:42:18.960 --> 00:42:21.199
<v Speaker 2>So she holds all of the sperm and it has

726
00:42:21.239 --> 00:42:24.159
<v Speaker 2>to be enough for her lifetime, which can be up

727
00:42:24.159 --> 00:42:26.679
<v Speaker 2>to five years. Queens, wow, live a very long time.

728
00:42:27.400 --> 00:42:34.079
<v Speaker 2>She holds fertilized and unfertilized, so the unfertilized eggs are drones.

729
00:42:34.840 --> 00:42:39.639
<v Speaker 2>She makes drones from unfertilized eggs, which when I first

730
00:42:39.800 --> 00:42:43.320
<v Speaker 2>learned that, it blew my mind because I'm thinking, wow,

731
00:42:43.880 --> 00:42:49.880
<v Speaker 2>how does that work? The drone doesn't have a dad,

732
00:42:50.599 --> 00:42:52.400
<v Speaker 2>but he has a grandfather.

733
00:42:52.880 --> 00:43:00.599
<v Speaker 1>Whoa because he's what, Yes, that's crazy, that's crazy, so

734
00:43:01.039 --> 00:43:04.079
<v Speaker 1>much family drama. There are a lot of skeletons in

735
00:43:04.119 --> 00:43:07.599
<v Speaker 1>their closet, especially considering bees don't have skeletons. Well, they

736
00:43:07.599 --> 00:43:09.599
<v Speaker 1>have excess skeletons, you know what I mean. And so

737
00:43:10.000 --> 00:43:13.480
<v Speaker 1>she makes a smaller proportion that are drones because most

738
00:43:13.519 --> 00:43:16.280
<v Speaker 1>of what she needs are female worker bees. Yeah. And

739
00:43:16.480 --> 00:43:18.599
<v Speaker 1>does she have one nuptial flight her whole life?

740
00:43:19.280 --> 00:43:22.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So she gets it on and if she doesn't mate,

741
00:43:22.920 --> 00:43:27.599
<v Speaker 2>well the colony, like we won't survive. So it's really

742
00:43:27.639 --> 00:43:29.079
<v Speaker 2>important that she you.

743
00:43:29.000 --> 00:43:30.519
<v Speaker 1>Know, it's a lot of pressure.

744
00:43:30.639 --> 00:43:31.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is that.

745
00:43:32.000 --> 00:43:33.960
<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine if they're like, here's the deal. You

746
00:43:34.000 --> 00:43:36.800
<v Speaker 1>get one gangbang your whole life, and then you're celibate

747
00:43:36.880 --> 00:43:40.760
<v Speaker 1>till you die, but you're never stop raising babies exactly.

748
00:43:41.199 --> 00:43:42.760
<v Speaker 1>It's a different life.

749
00:43:42.800 --> 00:43:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Lot of pressure.

750
00:43:43.840 --> 00:43:47.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. And so she can live for maybe

751
00:43:47.480 --> 00:43:49.719
<v Speaker 1>up to five years. Oh, I didn't realize that they

752
00:43:49.719 --> 00:43:52.880
<v Speaker 1>live so long. Yeah, and queens have a little bit

753
00:43:52.920 --> 00:43:53.679
<v Speaker 1>longer abdomen.

754
00:43:54.400 --> 00:43:58.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so once you can recognize the queen when you're

755
00:43:58.480 --> 00:44:02.239
<v Speaker 2>doing your inspections, they're easy to find. They have the

756
00:44:02.280 --> 00:44:04.880
<v Speaker 2>really long abdomen, so their wings are only coming down

757
00:44:04.920 --> 00:44:09.280
<v Speaker 2>about halfway. And they're not as fuzzy as the workers

758
00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:11.880
<v Speaker 2>are the drones, so their backs tend to be more shiny.

759
00:44:12.320 --> 00:44:14.320
<v Speaker 1>Why are workers and drones fuzzy?

760
00:44:15.639 --> 00:44:19.719
<v Speaker 2>It's my understanding that the workers have fuzz because it

761
00:44:19.800 --> 00:44:22.800
<v Speaker 2>helps them to gather. The pollen will stick to them.

762
00:44:22.840 --> 00:44:25.719
<v Speaker 2>They get a little bit staticky and sticky and it

763
00:44:25.800 --> 00:44:27.880
<v Speaker 2>will stick to their fuzz and then they can clean

764
00:44:27.920 --> 00:44:29.599
<v Speaker 2>it off and sort of push it into their little

765
00:44:29.760 --> 00:44:30.679
<v Speaker 2>pollen packets.

766
00:44:30.840 --> 00:44:35.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's like glitter in a fur coat. Fancy when

767
00:44:35.719 --> 00:44:37.880
<v Speaker 1>you first see a queen in a hive? Do you

768
00:44:37.920 --> 00:44:38.800
<v Speaker 1>get really excited?

769
00:44:38.840 --> 00:44:44.920
<v Speaker 2>Is it like it's like this my lucky day? Now?

770
00:44:44.960 --> 00:44:46.719
<v Speaker 1>What about your family? Are they in to be keeping

771
00:44:46.719 --> 00:44:49.199
<v Speaker 1>as well? You mentioned before we start a recording of

772
00:44:49.239 --> 00:44:52.159
<v Speaker 1>two kids a partner. Do you do the boys? Do

773
00:44:52.199 --> 00:44:53.639
<v Speaker 1>your sons like bees as well?

774
00:44:54.320 --> 00:44:58.119
<v Speaker 2>They liked bees when I first got them. They're bee

775
00:44:58.159 --> 00:45:02.360
<v Speaker 2>keeping suits because it was a new costume for them

776
00:45:02.400 --> 00:45:02.880
<v Speaker 2>to put on.

777
00:45:04.119 --> 00:45:07.199
<v Speaker 1>Do you will you be keeping suit whenever you tend

778
00:45:07.199 --> 00:45:10.159
<v Speaker 1>the hives? Yeah? I do. I do. And there's a

779
00:45:10.639 --> 00:45:12.679
<v Speaker 1>that involves kind of like a hazmat suit with a

780
00:45:12.760 --> 00:45:13.320
<v Speaker 1>mesh hood.

781
00:45:14.159 --> 00:45:19.239
<v Speaker 2>I wear a ventilated suit and it's three mesh layers

782
00:45:19.239 --> 00:45:22.760
<v Speaker 2>that are breathable, but it still gets really hot in

783
00:45:22.840 --> 00:45:26.000
<v Speaker 2>the summertime. I wear that. I wear my rubber boots,

784
00:45:26.320 --> 00:45:29.559
<v Speaker 2>my leather gloves, and then I made my veil that

785
00:45:29.639 --> 00:45:30.039
<v Speaker 2>I wear.

786
00:45:30.639 --> 00:45:31.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

787
00:45:31.039 --> 00:45:31.480
<v Speaker 2>Custom.

788
00:45:32.159 --> 00:45:35.400
<v Speaker 1>And now the smoke, you're essentially the smoke monster. You're like,

789
00:45:35.960 --> 00:45:39.400
<v Speaker 1>they fall asleep, they get drowsy.

790
00:45:38.880 --> 00:45:44.599
<v Speaker 2>So it confuses them. It masks their pheromones. So if

791
00:45:44.599 --> 00:45:47.800
<v Speaker 2>they're really feisty, you can put a little smoke on

792
00:45:47.840 --> 00:45:51.880
<v Speaker 2>them and it subdues their sense of smell. But It

793
00:45:51.960 --> 00:45:55.920
<v Speaker 2>also tricks them into thinking the hives on fire. We

794
00:45:55.960 --> 00:45:58.360
<v Speaker 2>got a load up on honey and get out of dodge.

795
00:45:58.480 --> 00:45:59.039
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow.

796
00:46:00.119 --> 00:46:05.159
<v Speaker 1>So beekeepers are like veiled ashton kutchers, gently punking this

797
00:46:05.280 --> 00:46:08.079
<v Speaker 1>shit out of these bees. So do they kind of

798
00:46:08.119 --> 00:46:09.119
<v Speaker 1>peace out for a little bit?

799
00:46:09.360 --> 00:46:12.599
<v Speaker 2>They do. It's really interesting. And I don't always use smoke.

800
00:46:13.079 --> 00:46:16.400
<v Speaker 2>It's not always required, but you can tell if they're

801
00:46:16.719 --> 00:46:19.960
<v Speaker 2>cranky or just not feeling it. You can use a

802
00:46:19.960 --> 00:46:22.920
<v Speaker 2>little bit of smoke and there's this immediate shift in

803
00:46:23.079 --> 00:46:26.599
<v Speaker 2>the overall sound of the hive and the overall movement.

804
00:46:27.519 --> 00:46:28.840
<v Speaker 2>It's really strange.

805
00:46:29.239 --> 00:46:32.440
<v Speaker 1>And what exactly is it? Is it wood smoke? Is

806
00:46:32.440 --> 00:46:35.280
<v Speaker 1>it vape juice? What is it? Fog machine? What's happening?

807
00:46:35.639 --> 00:46:39.519
<v Speaker 2>So we're using like newspaper and wood chips. You can

808
00:46:39.519 --> 00:46:42.159
<v Speaker 2>get little smoke or pellets to put in there, and

809
00:46:42.280 --> 00:46:44.360
<v Speaker 2>really you don't have to put a lot of smoke

810
00:46:44.400 --> 00:46:46.360
<v Speaker 2>on them. Just a couple puffs will do you.

811
00:46:46.599 --> 00:46:50.360
<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, yeah, yeah.

812
00:46:50.760 --> 00:46:52.239
<v Speaker 1>Waggle dances, let's talk about it.

813
00:46:52.280 --> 00:46:53.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay. I love the waggle dance.

814
00:46:54.119 --> 00:46:56.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean, how do they know how to do it?

815
00:46:56.039 --> 00:46:57.320
<v Speaker 1>What is it? Tell me everything?

816
00:46:57.559 --> 00:47:02.119
<v Speaker 2>So with the waggle dance they are are they're communicating

817
00:47:02.480 --> 00:47:05.480
<v Speaker 2>locations of food, water, or even in a new place

818
00:47:05.559 --> 00:47:10.760
<v Speaker 2>to live. And the orientation of the direction that they're

819
00:47:10.800 --> 00:47:14.480
<v Speaker 2>doing the dance in correlates with where the sun is

820
00:47:14.519 --> 00:47:18.880
<v Speaker 2>at whoa, So they're following the sun and they're using

821
00:47:18.920 --> 00:47:22.119
<v Speaker 2>their waggle dance to tell you which direction, Like if

822
00:47:22.599 --> 00:47:25.360
<v Speaker 2>the sun is you know, doe east, they'll do their

823
00:47:25.440 --> 00:47:31.000
<v Speaker 2>dance due east And the intensity of the waggle tells

824
00:47:31.039 --> 00:47:35.679
<v Speaker 2>you how good of a source it is. What So

825
00:47:36.159 --> 00:47:40.079
<v Speaker 2>like if you think about when they're swarming and they're

826
00:47:40.119 --> 00:47:43.880
<v Speaker 2>looking for a new place to live, and there one

827
00:47:44.000 --> 00:47:47.079
<v Speaker 2>bee finds an ideal spot and they go back and

828
00:47:47.119 --> 00:47:51.400
<v Speaker 2>they waggle to a group of bees follow you know,

829
00:47:51.519 --> 00:47:55.599
<v Speaker 2>follow this direction they go. They like it. They go

830
00:47:55.679 --> 00:47:58.519
<v Speaker 2>back to the hive, waggle to a few more. So,

831
00:47:58.559 --> 00:48:02.079
<v Speaker 2>like think about how long it take them to waggle

832
00:48:02.079 --> 00:48:02.840
<v Speaker 2>to everybody?

833
00:48:03.000 --> 00:48:03.159
<v Speaker 1>Right?

834
00:48:03.400 --> 00:48:04.760
<v Speaker 2>Get that message across?

835
00:48:05.760 --> 00:48:09.719
<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, what a crazy complicated in advanced form

836
00:48:09.719 --> 00:48:10.559
<v Speaker 1>of credications.

837
00:48:10.679 --> 00:48:15.239
<v Speaker 2>It's they're like, I'm just amazed at how intelligent they are.

838
00:48:16.079 --> 00:48:19.880
<v Speaker 2>They're insects. I mean, they're so smart.

839
00:48:20.880 --> 00:48:24.239
<v Speaker 1>I suck at charades. I don't understand how something that

840
00:48:24.320 --> 00:48:26.320
<v Speaker 1>has a brain the size of a pinhead can be like,

841
00:48:26.719 --> 00:48:28.280
<v Speaker 1>let me tell you, I can't I don't know where

842
00:48:28.280 --> 00:48:30.280
<v Speaker 1>I parked my car most at the time, Like how

843
00:48:30.280 --> 00:48:31.039
<v Speaker 1>did they do it?

844
00:48:31.679 --> 00:48:33.599
<v Speaker 2>I call it BPS.

845
00:48:36.280 --> 00:48:41.239
<v Speaker 1>GPS? But yeah, oh my god, I have so many

846
00:48:41.320 --> 00:48:44.679
<v Speaker 1>questions from listeners. Can I borrow you? Okay? But before

847
00:48:44.840 --> 00:48:47.719
<v Speaker 1>we take questions from you, our beloved listeners, we're going

848
00:48:47.800 --> 00:48:51.000
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849
00:48:51.159 --> 00:48:53.199
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850
00:48:53.239 --> 00:48:56.079
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852
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853
00:49:02.800 --> 00:49:05.400
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854
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857
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<v Speaker 1>money to them. So thanks for listening and thanks sponsors. Okay,

860
00:49:24.119 --> 00:49:27.360
<v Speaker 1>your questions, so this is a rapid fire around. You

861
00:49:27.400 --> 00:49:32.440
<v Speaker 1>can answer as quickly as you can as quickly as

862
00:49:32.440 --> 00:49:35.480
<v Speaker 1>you want. I've never had so many questions before in

863
00:49:35.559 --> 00:49:39.039
<v Speaker 1>any episode I've done. I'm not kidding. Zoe Teplik says

864
00:49:39.199 --> 00:49:41.760
<v Speaker 1>my mom used to find dead bumblebees and keep them

865
00:49:41.800 --> 00:49:43.719
<v Speaker 1>in a box under her bed when shows a kid.

866
00:49:43.880 --> 00:49:46.159
<v Speaker 1>Not a question, just a creepy fact. I thought i'd

867
00:49:46.159 --> 00:49:51.400
<v Speaker 1>share confession. I keep dead bees too, Ya Where do

868
00:49:51.440 --> 00:49:53.760
<v Speaker 1>you keep them? I have a little.

869
00:49:55.000 --> 00:49:58.840
<v Speaker 2>Compartmental tupperware thing that I keep them in, and when

870
00:49:58.840 --> 00:50:00.800
<v Speaker 2>I go and you know, do a presentation at a

871
00:50:00.840 --> 00:50:03.920
<v Speaker 2>preschool or something, I can show them some different bees

872
00:50:03.960 --> 00:50:05.599
<v Speaker 2>to look at. Oh, yeah, do.

873
00:50:05.599 --> 00:50:06.760
<v Speaker 1>You have different species in there?

874
00:50:07.320 --> 00:50:11.239
<v Speaker 2>So mason bees and bees, leave, cutter bees, drones, queen,

875
00:50:11.440 --> 00:50:13.960
<v Speaker 2>I have a queen and worker bees.

876
00:50:14.480 --> 00:50:17.599
<v Speaker 1>If you too have a similar collection, feel free to

877
00:50:17.599 --> 00:50:20.519
<v Speaker 1>tell me on social media, just use the hashtag my

878
00:50:20.760 --> 00:50:23.760
<v Speaker 1>dead bees. Was it weird finding a dead queen?

879
00:50:24.440 --> 00:50:28.440
<v Speaker 2>It was, yeah, because it was a swarm that I

880
00:50:28.480 --> 00:50:31.960
<v Speaker 2>had just caught like a month before, and I went

881
00:50:32.000 --> 00:50:34.480
<v Speaker 2>out to just sort of check on things and she

882
00:50:34.880 --> 00:50:36.519
<v Speaker 2>was dead on their doorstep.

883
00:50:36.880 --> 00:50:37.360
<v Speaker 1>WHOA.

884
00:50:37.920 --> 00:50:41.360
<v Speaker 2>So in the time that they moved into their new home,

885
00:50:42.039 --> 00:50:46.239
<v Speaker 2>they made a new queen killed the old one. So

886
00:50:46.320 --> 00:50:49.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure what her defect was. Because I have

887
00:50:49.599 --> 00:50:51.800
<v Speaker 2>just they won't just make a new queen for the

888
00:50:51.800 --> 00:50:53.679
<v Speaker 2>hell of it. Yeah, there's got to be something going

889
00:50:53.719 --> 00:50:56.960
<v Speaker 2>on there that the current queen is not fulfilling for

890
00:50:57.039 --> 00:50:58.440
<v Speaker 2>them to do it like that.

891
00:50:58.440 --> 00:50:59.960
<v Speaker 1>So some mafia shit.

892
00:51:00.079 --> 00:51:02.440
<v Speaker 2>You know what, It was weird and she was still soft.

893
00:51:02.519 --> 00:51:03.760
<v Speaker 2>I mean it just happened.

894
00:51:05.280 --> 00:51:09.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that must have been a weird day.

895
00:51:09.199 --> 00:51:10.400
<v Speaker 2>It was really strange.

896
00:51:10.840 --> 00:51:12.039
<v Speaker 1>Did you sage the hive?

897
00:51:12.280 --> 00:51:16.800
<v Speaker 2>You're like, whoa, I started chanting and dancing around it.

898
00:51:17.000 --> 00:51:21.960
<v Speaker 1>For still Okay, Julia Rose wants to know, is there

899
00:51:21.960 --> 00:51:23.840
<v Speaker 1>ever a situation where you'd need to kill off the

900
00:51:23.920 --> 00:51:24.639
<v Speaker 1>queen and if.

901
00:51:24.519 --> 00:51:29.119
<v Speaker 2>So, why, Sometimes beekeepers will kill the queen if they

902
00:51:29.199 --> 00:51:32.679
<v Speaker 2>feel that she is not vital enough, if she's not

903
00:51:32.880 --> 00:51:36.400
<v Speaker 2>laying enough eggs, if she's getting too old, they will

904
00:51:36.480 --> 00:51:38.679
<v Speaker 2>kill her off and replace her with the new queen.

905
00:51:39.320 --> 00:51:41.800
<v Speaker 2>Or if they feel like the genetics of the hive

906
00:51:41.800 --> 00:51:44.840
<v Speaker 2>aren't good enough, they'll buy a queen that's been bred

907
00:51:45.000 --> 00:51:48.639
<v Speaker 2>for certain traits and install her in the hive.

908
00:51:48.960 --> 00:51:51.119
<v Speaker 1>How much does it cost to buy a new queen bee?

909
00:51:51.440 --> 00:51:54.400
<v Speaker 2>It depends on where you're getting her from. You can

910
00:51:54.440 --> 00:51:57.840
<v Speaker 2>get locally raised queens for forty fifty Bucks. But I've

911
00:51:57.920 --> 00:52:03.559
<v Speaker 2>heard that you can order very very specifically bred hygienic

912
00:52:03.679 --> 00:52:06.039
<v Speaker 2>queens for several hundred dollars, so.

913
00:52:06.320 --> 00:52:07.760
<v Speaker 1>Like a pure red dog kind.

914
00:52:07.599 --> 00:52:10.039
<v Speaker 2>Of Yeah, yeah.

915
00:52:09.960 --> 00:52:12.519
<v Speaker 1>That's n I didn't even realize that the Emily Barnett

916
00:52:12.519 --> 00:52:13.960
<v Speaker 1>wants to note. Do bees know they're going to die

917
00:52:14.079 --> 00:52:16.239
<v Speaker 1>when they sting you? Or do they just sting people

918
00:52:16.239 --> 00:52:18.039
<v Speaker 1>and then go oh, I'm nuts?

919
00:52:18.920 --> 00:52:21.960
<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm not sure if they realize that that's

920
00:52:22.119 --> 00:52:24.960
<v Speaker 2>the end for them. I think that they're more driven

921
00:52:25.039 --> 00:52:29.440
<v Speaker 2>by that instinct to simply protect. But it also makes

922
00:52:29.440 --> 00:52:32.800
<v Speaker 2>me wonder if drones know that they're going to die

923
00:52:32.960 --> 00:52:34.760
<v Speaker 2>after they meet with the queen.

924
00:52:35.039 --> 00:52:37.559
<v Speaker 1>They die after they mate? Yeah, they just drop dead.

925
00:52:37.920 --> 00:52:41.480
<v Speaker 2>They're so similar to the way the stinger and the

926
00:52:41.599 --> 00:52:45.239
<v Speaker 2>venom sack get ripped out of a worker bee, the

927
00:52:45.280 --> 00:52:51.039
<v Speaker 2>penis and his innerds fall out. And I've found a

928
00:52:51.159 --> 00:52:54.320
<v Speaker 2>drone on the ground, dead and spent, and you could

929
00:52:54.360 --> 00:52:58.000
<v Speaker 2>see that he had made it because his little man

930
00:52:58.039 --> 00:52:59.079
<v Speaker 2>parts were hanging out.

931
00:52:59.280 --> 00:53:01.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, so he made the cut, but it

932
00:53:01.840 --> 00:53:02.719
<v Speaker 1>ripped his dick off.

933
00:53:02.920 --> 00:53:06.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah wow, that is yeah, beer, it's brutal.

934
00:53:07.960 --> 00:53:10.440
<v Speaker 1>And I thought dating just an on Apps was bad

935
00:53:11.480 --> 00:53:14.760
<v Speaker 1>that's rough. Oh you are so fly. I would rip

936
00:53:14.840 --> 00:53:18.519
<v Speaker 1>my bicoff to father sixty thousand of your children. Eric

937
00:53:18.599 --> 00:53:20.480
<v Speaker 1>Lonk wants to know, I want to help bees in

938
00:53:20.519 --> 00:53:22.400
<v Speaker 1>the area. What's a good resource to find out the

939
00:53:22.400 --> 00:53:24.159
<v Speaker 1>proper wildflowers to plant for them.

940
00:53:24.639 --> 00:53:29.280
<v Speaker 2>I would go to the local extension department at the

941
00:53:29.400 --> 00:53:35.159
<v Speaker 2>University Jersey Society has a lot of resources. Pollinator Partnership

942
00:53:35.280 --> 00:53:37.679
<v Speaker 2>also has a lot of resources, so you can find

943
00:53:37.719 --> 00:53:39.039
<v Speaker 2>what's growing in your area.

944
00:53:39.239 --> 00:53:43.920
<v Speaker 1>Penguin Penguin and Carrie Steward both want to know have

945
00:53:44.079 --> 00:53:46.840
<v Speaker 1>you seen the b movie and what are your opinions

946
00:53:46.840 --> 00:53:48.519
<v Speaker 1>on it? Heavy sigh.

947
00:53:48.960 --> 00:53:58.519
<v Speaker 2>I have seen it. Really, I think that it's fulfillment

948
00:53:58.599 --> 00:54:04.039
<v Speaker 2>of raising awareness on the plight of the pollinators and

949
00:54:04.119 --> 00:54:07.920
<v Speaker 2>raising awareness of bees in general. Yes, thank you for that,

950
00:54:08.400 --> 00:54:12.119
<v Speaker 2>But there's some serious misinformation.

951
00:54:13.480 --> 00:54:16.400
<v Speaker 1>What's the worst flim flam you'd like to debunk? The

952
00:54:16.559 --> 00:54:24.440
<v Speaker 1>workers are not boys. I didn't realize that. I have

953
00:54:24.599 --> 00:54:27.039
<v Speaker 1>never seen it. I didn't realize it's this off base.

954
00:54:27.239 --> 00:54:33.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and the fact that they are so Jerry's bee character.

955
00:54:33.119 --> 00:54:34.920
<v Speaker 2>It's been a few years since I've seen it, but

956
00:54:35.039 --> 00:54:37.960
<v Speaker 2>I was seething with rage because of this. They he

957
00:54:38.159 --> 00:54:42.719
<v Speaker 2>had to, like he wasn't born for the part of foraging,

958
00:54:43.480 --> 00:54:45.639
<v Speaker 2>but he had to prove himself to be able to

959
00:54:45.760 --> 00:54:49.519
<v Speaker 2>join the ranks of the foragers. Every bee, every worker,

960
00:54:49.559 --> 00:54:51.559
<v Speaker 2>bea gets to be a forager.

961
00:54:53.039 --> 00:54:54.119
<v Speaker 1>And they're not dudes.

962
00:54:54.239 --> 00:54:55.159
<v Speaker 2>They're not dudes.

963
00:54:55.480 --> 00:55:01.679
<v Speaker 1>And oh my god, actually like winds up as one.

964
00:55:01.679 --> 00:55:03.519
<v Speaker 2>It does get to do it. But you know, they

965
00:55:03.519 --> 00:55:06.559
<v Speaker 2>make him look different from the other foragers and he

966
00:55:06.599 --> 00:55:08.679
<v Speaker 2>doesn't fit in. And it's.

967
00:55:10.280 --> 00:55:12.280
<v Speaker 1>Come on, guys, they shouldn't show together.

968
00:55:12.320 --> 00:55:14.159
<v Speaker 2>If you're going to put out a movie that's you know,

969
00:55:14.199 --> 00:55:16.880
<v Speaker 2>a big, big movie like that that's going to reach

970
00:55:16.960 --> 00:55:20.480
<v Speaker 2>millions of people, get some of that basic information, right,

971
00:55:21.039 --> 00:55:21.559
<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

972
00:55:21.920 --> 00:55:25.559
<v Speaker 1>No, No, that's infuriating. They should have shown him with

973
00:55:25.719 --> 00:55:29.920
<v Speaker 1>tending babies, doing some cleanup, doing some food prep yep,

974
00:55:29.960 --> 00:55:32.719
<v Speaker 1>and then go out be a soldier. Yes, that's a

975
00:55:32.760 --> 00:55:37.079
<v Speaker 1>fine lesson in and of itself. I understand why that

976
00:55:37.119 --> 00:55:40.840
<v Speaker 1>would be annoying. Yeah, Victoria Patterson wants to know is

977
00:55:40.880 --> 00:55:43.440
<v Speaker 1>it actually good to keep bees? And is there a

978
00:55:43.480 --> 00:55:47.920
<v Speaker 1>type of bee that is best for keeping? So I

979
00:55:47.920 --> 00:55:49.679
<v Speaker 1>think she's wondering, like is honey bees, Like are we

980
00:55:49.719 --> 00:55:52.119
<v Speaker 1>doing a disservice to keeping them, But it sounds like

981
00:55:52.159 --> 00:55:53.639
<v Speaker 1>you're giving them a place to live in some.

982
00:55:53.599 --> 00:55:57.519
<v Speaker 2>Care if you can provide them a safe nest site

983
00:55:57.639 --> 00:56:01.360
<v Speaker 2>and you help maintain that for them, because if you're

984
00:56:01.360 --> 00:56:03.480
<v Speaker 2>going to put bees in a man made hive, they're

985
00:56:03.480 --> 00:56:06.559
<v Speaker 2>going to need maintenance. You can't just throw them in

986
00:56:06.599 --> 00:56:07.599
<v Speaker 2>there and walk away.

987
00:56:07.800 --> 00:56:11.559
<v Speaker 1>Fun fact, if a bee's colony is naturally occurring, it's

988
00:56:11.559 --> 00:56:14.119
<v Speaker 1>called a nest. If it's human made, it's a hive.

989
00:56:14.400 --> 00:56:21.079
<v Speaker 2>But if you provide nesting for native pollinators, that's also

990
00:56:21.360 --> 00:56:25.519
<v Speaker 2>really easy thing to do, and it's helping our native population.

991
00:56:25.840 --> 00:56:27.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's good to know. I didn't realize that it

992
00:56:27.880 --> 00:56:32.039
<v Speaker 1>was that maybe simple to keep, Like mason bees really easy.

993
00:56:32.239 --> 00:56:34.039
<v Speaker 1>Carpenter bees kind of easy.

994
00:56:34.679 --> 00:56:38.559
<v Speaker 2>I don't like keep them, but I see them, I

995
00:56:38.599 --> 00:56:39.360
<v Speaker 2>know they're around.

996
00:56:39.920 --> 00:56:42.119
<v Speaker 1>They're so huge. I love them. Now, if you've ever

997
00:56:42.159 --> 00:56:45.280
<v Speaker 1>seen those huge black bees buzzing around in the summer,

998
00:56:45.320 --> 00:56:49.599
<v Speaker 1>they're probably carpenter bees, which drill out these perfect little

999
00:56:49.639 --> 00:56:53.800
<v Speaker 1>tunnels in wood to raise their young. And the females

1000
00:56:53.840 --> 00:56:57.400
<v Speaker 1>are black and glossy and they rarely sting, and the

1001
00:56:57.480 --> 00:57:00.880
<v Speaker 1>males are this golden blonde color, don't even have stingers

1002
00:57:01.159 --> 00:57:04.400
<v Speaker 1>of course, because they're dudes. Now, these facts are helpful

1003
00:57:04.880 --> 00:57:09.480
<v Speaker 1>conversational distractions. If you ever see one and everyone around

1004
00:57:09.519 --> 00:57:13.320
<v Speaker 1>you is shrieking, kill the beast because they are big.

1005
00:57:13.920 --> 00:57:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Greg wants to know what's the current situation for bee

1006
00:57:15.960 --> 00:57:19.280
<v Speaker 1>populations in America and the world. Last summer there was

1007
00:57:19.280 --> 00:57:21.280
<v Speaker 1>a break in colony collapses, and I was wondering how

1008
00:57:21.280 --> 00:57:24.119
<v Speaker 1>we're doing what we learned since then, where we're headed

1009
00:57:24.119 --> 00:57:27.599
<v Speaker 1>in the near future. Was there a break in colony

1010
00:57:27.599 --> 00:57:28.599
<v Speaker 1>collapses or was that just a.

1011
00:57:28.599 --> 00:57:31.760
<v Speaker 2>Pr I don't know about that, okay, And I think

1012
00:57:31.840 --> 00:57:37.519
<v Speaker 2>that generally the wild honeybee population is doing okay. It's

1013
00:57:37.559 --> 00:57:42.440
<v Speaker 2>the managed hives. It's the ones that are used in

1014
00:57:42.719 --> 00:57:48.719
<v Speaker 2>agricultural practices that we're seeing the big issues with the

1015
00:57:48.760 --> 00:57:49.679
<v Speaker 2>colony collapse.

1016
00:57:52.320 --> 00:57:55.719
<v Speaker 1>Dumb question, maybe do native bees make honey and bee

1017
00:57:55.719 --> 00:57:57.880
<v Speaker 1>bread and all of that or is it only social

1018
00:57:57.880 --> 00:57:58.719
<v Speaker 1>colonies to do it.

1019
00:57:58.920 --> 00:58:05.559
<v Speaker 2>So bum bees they're sort of social, sort of solitary.

1020
00:58:05.159 --> 00:58:09.800
<v Speaker 2>They work in really small colonies, maybe twenty.

1021
00:58:09.880 --> 00:58:10.480
<v Speaker 1>Bees or so.

1022
00:58:11.599 --> 00:58:14.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and they will make a little bit of honey, okay,

1023
00:58:15.320 --> 00:58:20.280
<v Speaker 2>But generally native bees are solitary and they don't make honey.

1024
00:58:20.320 --> 00:58:23.840
<v Speaker 2>But they do, they do gather pollen to feed their young.

1025
00:58:24.079 --> 00:58:27.800
<v Speaker 2>So for a mason bee, for example, when they lay

1026
00:58:27.840 --> 00:58:31.159
<v Speaker 2>their egg, they'll put a little pollen packet right next

1027
00:58:31.159 --> 00:58:33.440
<v Speaker 2>to it, and then they mud off its chamber, so

1028
00:58:33.440 --> 00:58:36.320
<v Speaker 2>it's in its own little crib with this pollen packet.

1029
00:58:37.199 --> 00:58:39.719
<v Speaker 1>That wakes up and lunch is made.

1030
00:58:40.800 --> 00:58:43.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's so adorable. You see the mason bees flying

1031
00:58:44.000 --> 00:58:46.559
<v Speaker 2>into the tube with the big pack of pollen on

1032
00:58:46.599 --> 00:58:49.760
<v Speaker 2>their belly. You know, they're they're providing for their babies.

1033
00:58:50.119 --> 00:58:55.320
<v Speaker 1>That's so cute, like a little lunchibles. Yeah. Heather McCain, Oh,

1034
00:58:55.360 --> 00:58:57.639
<v Speaker 1>Heather McCain wants to know if you've ever seen a

1035
00:58:57.679 --> 00:59:02.599
<v Speaker 1>beehive like in an abandoned vehicle or something cool like that. No, No,

1036
00:59:02.760 --> 00:59:05.039
<v Speaker 1>I have not. Do you imagine You're like, that's a

1037
00:59:05.079 --> 00:59:07.599
<v Speaker 1>sweet old dots in and you're like it's covered in bees. No.

1038
00:59:07.840 --> 00:59:10.519
<v Speaker 2>I did get a swarm call, but this kind of

1039
00:59:10.519 --> 00:59:13.239
<v Speaker 2>has a very sad ending. But the guy was at

1040
00:59:13.239 --> 00:59:18.400
<v Speaker 2>Costco and a swarm landed on his car and he

1041
00:59:18.440 --> 00:59:21.000
<v Speaker 2>didn't know what to do, so he went through the

1042
00:59:21.000 --> 00:59:21.880
<v Speaker 2>car wash.

1043
00:59:22.079 --> 00:59:23.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, and.

1044
00:59:22.960 --> 00:59:25.719
<v Speaker 2>Then went through again and the bees were still. You know,

1045
00:59:26.159 --> 00:59:27.960
<v Speaker 2>obviously a lot of them had come up, but there

1046
00:59:28.039 --> 00:59:31.360
<v Speaker 2>was still some hanging on. So he drove home. He's

1047
00:59:31.440 --> 00:59:33.719
<v Speaker 2>like going on the freeway and the bees are still

1048
00:59:33.960 --> 00:59:37.000
<v Speaker 2>hanging on, and he gets home and there's this sad

1049
00:59:37.079 --> 00:59:39.800
<v Speaker 2>clump of bees and then he calls the Swarm hotline.

1050
00:59:40.440 --> 00:59:42.519
<v Speaker 2>And I got the call, and I knew when I

1051
00:59:42.519 --> 00:59:44.519
<v Speaker 2>saw the description of it that it wasn't going to

1052
00:59:44.599 --> 00:59:46.559
<v Speaker 2>be good. But I thought, okay, well this is I

1053
00:59:46.639 --> 00:59:49.920
<v Speaker 2>was looking as like a teaching opportunity. So I went

1054
00:59:50.079 --> 00:59:52.920
<v Speaker 2>and he told me what happened, and I'm just like

1055
00:59:53.159 --> 00:59:56.960
<v Speaker 2>my jaws on the floor. Really, guy, this is this

1056
00:59:57.000 --> 01:00:00.280
<v Speaker 2>is really sad. And he felt really awful when he

1057
01:00:00.360 --> 01:00:05.639
<v Speaker 2>realized had he called then, yeah, from the Costco parking lot,

1058
01:00:06.079 --> 01:00:09.400
<v Speaker 2>somebody would have shown up, Oh no and gotten them

1059
01:00:09.440 --> 01:00:10.760
<v Speaker 2>and they would have been fine.

1060
01:00:11.079 --> 01:00:12.320
<v Speaker 1>What kind of car was it?

1061
01:00:12.480 --> 01:00:12.679
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

1062
01:00:13.480 --> 01:00:18.400
<v Speaker 1>Some sedan, some sedan. Her level of raw disdain is honestly,

1063
01:00:19.199 --> 01:00:22.639
<v Speaker 1>deeply endearing. Did the bee? Did the queen bee somehow

1064
01:00:22.639 --> 01:00:24.760
<v Speaker 1>get caught in his sedan? And ever followed?

1065
01:00:24.840 --> 01:00:28.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why they choose their their muster point.

1066
01:00:29.400 --> 01:00:31.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what the criteria is, but they happened

1067
01:00:31.880 --> 01:00:35.000
<v Speaker 2>to land there and maybe she had gotten stuck.

1068
01:00:34.920 --> 01:00:36.679
<v Speaker 1>She's like death by Camriy.

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01:00:37.159 --> 01:00:39.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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01:00:39.559 --> 01:00:42.679
<v Speaker 1>Kimberly Brown wants to know how would I start up

1071
01:00:42.679 --> 01:00:44.519
<v Speaker 1>my own hive and are there better climates to have

1072
01:00:44.559 --> 01:00:47.119
<v Speaker 1>a hive. I have no idea where Kimberly Brown lives.

1073
01:00:48.760 --> 01:00:51.679
<v Speaker 2>I have beekeeper friends all over the place. I have

1074
01:00:51.719 --> 01:00:55.280
<v Speaker 2>a bee keeper friend in Rhode Island and their winters

1075
01:00:55.400 --> 01:00:59.800
<v Speaker 2>are really harsh. It can be done. I would just

1076
01:01:00.199 --> 01:01:04.079
<v Speaker 2>try and find bees that were raised locally. If you're

1077
01:01:04.119 --> 01:01:07.440
<v Speaker 2>going to buy bees and do your research ahead of time,

1078
01:01:08.199 --> 01:01:11.280
<v Speaker 2>take some B classes, join the local B club, make

1079
01:01:11.360 --> 01:01:13.079
<v Speaker 2>some be friends. You'll be fine.

1080
01:01:13.519 --> 01:01:14.840
<v Speaker 1>Our B friends pretty cool friends.

1081
01:01:14.920 --> 01:01:17.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh, totally. Be friends are the best friends.

1082
01:01:18.440 --> 01:01:20.360
<v Speaker 1>Have you made a lot of friends for the Portland

1083
01:01:20.440 --> 01:01:21.119
<v Speaker 1>Urban Y Yes?

1084
01:01:21.800 --> 01:01:22.360
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely.

1085
01:01:22.400 --> 01:01:23.440
<v Speaker 1>How many members do you have?

1086
01:01:24.280 --> 01:01:27.760
<v Speaker 2>We have between two and three hundred members.

1087
01:01:27.880 --> 01:01:31.039
<v Speaker 1>WHOA, Yeah, that's a lot of people. It's a lot

1088
01:01:31.039 --> 01:01:36.519
<v Speaker 1>of people and you're law president. Jill Curswell wants to

1089
01:01:36.559 --> 01:01:39.320
<v Speaker 1>know is the human consumption of honey good or bad

1090
01:01:39.360 --> 01:01:41.599
<v Speaker 1>for bee populations? On the one hand, we're farming them

1091
01:01:41.679 --> 01:01:43.400
<v Speaker 1>and creating safe spaces for them to live. On the

1092
01:01:43.440 --> 01:01:46.760
<v Speaker 1>other hand, we're stealing all their magical juices so we

1093
01:01:46.800 --> 01:01:48.559
<v Speaker 1>can kind of cover this. If you're going to keep

1094
01:01:48.599 --> 01:01:52.719
<v Speaker 1>bees in your backyard, how is there is there a

1095
01:01:52.920 --> 01:01:56.039
<v Speaker 1>medium where let's say you want to use the honey,

1096
01:01:56.440 --> 01:01:57.800
<v Speaker 1>but you only take a little bit of it.

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01:01:58.400 --> 01:02:02.679
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Yeah, certainly you could that. I would wait until

1098
01:02:02.719 --> 01:02:08.039
<v Speaker 2>you have experience reading the hive, because one year might

1099
01:02:08.079 --> 01:02:13.400
<v Speaker 2>be very prolific in honey a nectar gathering, the next

1100
01:02:13.440 --> 01:02:16.239
<v Speaker 2>year might be a total bust. It just depends. It

1101
01:02:16.280 --> 01:02:18.440
<v Speaker 2>depends so much on the weather and the health of

1102
01:02:18.480 --> 01:02:22.679
<v Speaker 2>the colony. So once you learn how to read those things,

1103
01:02:22.719 --> 01:02:25.119
<v Speaker 2>then you can make your own decision of O can

1104
01:02:25.199 --> 01:02:27.679
<v Speaker 2>I take a little bit without hurting them too bad?

1105
01:02:28.079 --> 01:02:30.360
<v Speaker 1>You're like, just do a waggle dance and be like,

1106
01:02:32.440 --> 01:02:34.320
<v Speaker 1>are you vegetarian or vegan at all?

1107
01:02:34.440 --> 01:02:39.440
<v Speaker 2>Or I'm not vegan, but my tattoo artist is a vegan.

1108
01:02:39.760 --> 01:02:46.559
<v Speaker 2>And we had this discussion about what about honey. I mean,

1109
01:02:46.599 --> 01:02:49.320
<v Speaker 2>the same thing applies to bees wax as well, because

1110
01:02:49.320 --> 01:02:54.159
<v Speaker 2>it's a byproduct. And her feeling was, I might eat

1111
01:02:54.159 --> 01:02:56.559
<v Speaker 2>honey from your bees because I know that they've been

1112
01:02:56.599 --> 01:03:02.800
<v Speaker 2>treated well, but buying honey from the grocery store definitely no.

1113
01:03:03.159 --> 01:03:07.559
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So know your sources. Yeah, and John Worster and

1114
01:03:08.000 --> 01:03:10.760
<v Speaker 1>Jessepo both had the same question, Well, eating honey that's

1115
01:03:10.760 --> 01:03:13.400
<v Speaker 1>been harvested locally help if you have seasonal allergies.

1116
01:03:14.159 --> 01:03:16.360
<v Speaker 2>Word on the street is that it does.

1117
01:03:17.119 --> 01:03:20.320
<v Speaker 1>So it gets your body used to maybe those pollens exactly.

1118
01:03:20.480 --> 01:03:23.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm not an allergist, but yes, it's like you're

1119
01:03:23.519 --> 01:03:29.320
<v Speaker 2>inoculating yourself with the irritant and your immune system adjusted

1120
01:03:29.320 --> 01:03:32.760
<v Speaker 2>to that, rather than taking an antihistamine to just suppress

1121
01:03:32.960 --> 01:03:34.639
<v Speaker 2>any kind of response.

1122
01:03:35.039 --> 01:03:37.800
<v Speaker 1>Right, that's good to know. I looked up some studies

1123
01:03:37.840 --> 01:03:41.599
<v Speaker 1>on the National Institutes of Health, and yes, apparently this

1124
01:03:41.760 --> 01:03:46.079
<v Speaker 1>does have merit. The control subjects were given honey flavored

1125
01:03:46.199 --> 01:03:50.519
<v Speaker 1>corn syrup and they had more allergic rhinitis symptoms than

1126
01:03:50.599 --> 01:03:53.639
<v Speaker 1>those given local honey, which, in terms of being in

1127
01:03:53.679 --> 01:03:56.480
<v Speaker 1>like a test subject in a medical lab, I had

1128
01:03:56.480 --> 01:03:59.559
<v Speaker 1>to say, like, eating honey seems like you lucked out.

1129
01:04:00.039 --> 01:04:01.840
<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of worse things someone could do to

1130
01:04:01.880 --> 01:04:04.280
<v Speaker 1>you in a medical lab. You know. Katie Grant wants

1131
01:04:04.320 --> 01:04:07.159
<v Speaker 1>to know are bees actually more attracted to bright yellow clothing?

1132
01:04:07.320 --> 01:04:09.280
<v Speaker 1>I wear a safety vest for work and was told

1133
01:04:09.280 --> 01:04:11.360
<v Speaker 1>that an orange vest won't attract bees like a yellow

1134
01:04:11.400 --> 01:04:12.599
<v Speaker 1>one does. This is true.

1135
01:04:13.880 --> 01:04:17.079
<v Speaker 2>In my own personal experience. When I wear my bright

1136
01:04:17.159 --> 01:04:20.159
<v Speaker 2>yellow coat, I do have bees land on me.

1137
01:04:20.559 --> 01:04:21.039
<v Speaker 1>Wow.

1138
01:04:22.280 --> 01:04:26.320
<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's because you look like pollen and I don't know. Well, okay,

1139
01:04:26.320 --> 01:04:29.320
<v Speaker 2>so there's some I think there is something to that.

1140
01:04:29.559 --> 01:04:33.760
<v Speaker 1>Apparently, yes, it's just because you look like a flower. Folks.

1141
01:04:34.000 --> 01:04:36.639
<v Speaker 1>So a yellow shirt around a bee is kind of

1142
01:04:36.679 --> 01:04:39.880
<v Speaker 1>like wearing a salmon outfit and being like, what are

1143
01:04:39.920 --> 01:04:42.679
<v Speaker 1>all these bear staring at? Jared wants to know. I've

1144
01:04:42.679 --> 01:04:44.880
<v Speaker 1>read that bee species will gather in a ball and

1145
01:04:44.920 --> 01:04:47.360
<v Speaker 1>increase the local temperature in order to cook wasps and

1146
01:04:47.400 --> 01:04:51.679
<v Speaker 1>other invaders. Yes, Japanese hornets. So what is that mechanism

1147
01:04:51.760 --> 01:04:54.199
<v Speaker 1>and how do they not cook themselves in the process.

1148
01:04:54.760 --> 01:05:00.239
<v Speaker 2>It's called bawling boom, Yeah, appropriate, And so they they'll

1149
01:05:00.960 --> 01:05:04.519
<v Speaker 2>use their body heat to cook the predator. They will

1150
01:05:04.559 --> 01:05:08.639
<v Speaker 2>also use this technique if they are trying to kill

1151
01:05:08.960 --> 01:05:11.880
<v Speaker 2>a new queen that's been introduced. If they don't like her,

1152
01:05:12.519 --> 01:05:14.840
<v Speaker 2>they will ball her. And I don't know how they

1153
01:05:14.840 --> 01:05:18.840
<v Speaker 2>don't cook each other. I imagine it's because they're moving around

1154
01:05:19.039 --> 01:05:21.199
<v Speaker 2>and they're not in the center of that heat sphere.

1155
01:05:21.519 --> 01:05:25.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, ball so hard. That is extreme. They

1156
01:05:26.000 --> 01:05:27.960
<v Speaker 1>cook them. They cook them and then they put them

1157
01:05:27.960 --> 01:05:28.559
<v Speaker 1>on the doorstep.

1158
01:05:29.199 --> 01:05:31.679
<v Speaker 2>They're like out ow.

1159
01:05:32.480 --> 01:05:34.960
<v Speaker 1>I've heard that Japanese hornets, that's one way that these

1160
01:05:35.039 --> 01:05:35.559
<v Speaker 1>can kill them.

1161
01:05:35.679 --> 01:05:38.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've seen them do it to yellow jackets in

1162
01:05:38.880 --> 01:05:39.800
<v Speaker 2>my own yard.

1163
01:05:40.159 --> 01:05:42.000
<v Speaker 1>How do you feel about wasps in general?

1164
01:05:43.239 --> 01:05:46.960
<v Speaker 2>There are wasps that I like, when paper wasps. I

1165
01:05:47.000 --> 01:05:50.239
<v Speaker 2>have a few nests around my yard and under the

1166
01:05:50.239 --> 01:05:53.960
<v Speaker 2>eaves of my house. They generally stay very small, and

1167
01:05:54.079 --> 01:05:57.559
<v Speaker 2>they pollinate and they also eat aphids, so I find

1168
01:05:57.599 --> 01:06:00.280
<v Speaker 2>them to be very beneficial. But when it comes to

1169
01:06:00.360 --> 01:06:02.000
<v Speaker 2>yellow jackets, I draw the line.

1170
01:06:02.199 --> 01:06:04.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, are they mean?

1171
01:06:04.320 --> 01:06:09.119
<v Speaker 2>They're mean? They're not pollinating. They go after the beehive,

1172
01:06:10.719 --> 01:06:13.840
<v Speaker 2>and they will go in in numbers and they can

1173
01:06:13.960 --> 01:06:17.599
<v Speaker 2>wipe out a hive that's weak, oh dix. So yeah,

1174
01:06:17.639 --> 01:06:20.280
<v Speaker 2>And that's that's a hard thing because as a beekeeper

1175
01:06:20.320 --> 01:06:22.800
<v Speaker 2>you hear all these stories from people, Oh I hate bees.

1176
01:06:22.840 --> 01:06:24.519
<v Speaker 2>You know, they were at my picnic and they were

1177
01:06:24.519 --> 01:06:28.960
<v Speaker 2>stinging everybody. Those were yellow jackets. I could just say,

1178
01:06:29.000 --> 01:06:30.880
<v Speaker 2>hands down, I don't even need to see it. I

1179
01:06:30.920 --> 01:06:33.760
<v Speaker 2>know just from that account it's not a bee. It's

1180
01:06:33.800 --> 01:06:37.000
<v Speaker 2>a yellow jacket and it's two I think it confused.

1181
01:06:36.480 --> 01:06:38.840
<v Speaker 1>A lot right stripes yellow.

1182
01:06:39.159 --> 01:06:42.400
<v Speaker 2>Yes, they're about the same size. They sting, But the

1183
01:06:42.480 --> 01:06:46.440
<v Speaker 2>reality is that they are enemies. Wow, they are enemies

1184
01:06:46.440 --> 01:06:47.039
<v Speaker 2>to each other.

1185
01:06:47.800 --> 01:06:50.760
<v Speaker 1>It's like two women on the boucher who look alike,

1186
01:06:51.000 --> 01:06:55.079
<v Speaker 1>but they hate each other. Now, yellow jackets tend to

1187
01:06:55.119 --> 01:06:58.440
<v Speaker 1>go for like proteins and sugars and stuff. Yes, but

1188
01:06:58.480 --> 01:06:59.599
<v Speaker 1>bees are out there for the flowers.

1189
01:06:59.639 --> 01:07:02.679
<v Speaker 2>They're out for the flowers. They don't eat meat. They're

1190
01:07:02.760 --> 01:07:05.639
<v Speaker 2>just plant loving insects.

1191
01:07:05.840 --> 01:07:08.400
<v Speaker 1>I was a caterer for TV when I first moved

1192
01:07:08.440 --> 01:07:12.719
<v Speaker 1>to La and I learned this pickannick trick. So if yellowjackets,

1193
01:07:12.800 --> 01:07:15.239
<v Speaker 1>who are mostly carnivores, are trying to eat your food,

1194
01:07:15.559 --> 01:07:18.559
<v Speaker 1>it can help to lob a slice of lunch meat

1195
01:07:18.639 --> 01:07:21.199
<v Speaker 1>off to the side so that they all swarm that

1196
01:07:21.719 --> 01:07:24.559
<v Speaker 1>and then they leave your lunch alone. But you do

1197
01:07:24.639 --> 01:07:27.039
<v Speaker 1>have to look over from time to time and just

1198
01:07:27.079 --> 01:07:30.320
<v Speaker 1>to like check on this piece of bologny writhing with them.

1199
01:07:30.400 --> 01:07:34.960
<v Speaker 1>It's like a miniature asshole convention. Oh, speaking miniatures, Amanda

1200
01:07:35.079 --> 01:07:39.079
<v Speaker 1>became interested in bees and other insects later in her life,

1201
01:07:39.119 --> 01:07:42.679
<v Speaker 1>partly because as a kid she loved miniatures and bees

1202
01:07:42.679 --> 01:07:46.039
<v Speaker 1>are pretty small. She works in a winery during the

1203
01:07:46.119 --> 01:07:48.039
<v Speaker 1>day when she's not busy being the president of the

1204
01:07:48.039 --> 01:07:51.440
<v Speaker 1>Beekeepers Club, and she also loves making art and ceramics.

1205
01:07:51.800 --> 01:07:54.679
<v Speaker 2>I have an artist, so when I have spare time,

1206
01:07:54.760 --> 01:07:57.119
<v Speaker 2>I disappear in my art studio and make things.

1207
01:07:58.039 --> 01:07:59.679
<v Speaker 1>Do you make a lot of bee art? I do?

1208
01:08:00.440 --> 01:08:02.760
<v Speaker 2>And I have my tree hive is right outside of

1209
01:08:02.760 --> 01:08:06.400
<v Speaker 2>my art studio, so I can sit there and stare

1210
01:08:06.440 --> 01:08:06.800
<v Speaker 2>at it.

1211
01:08:06.880 --> 01:08:09.400
<v Speaker 1>And she sent me a photo and it's amazing. It's

1212
01:08:09.480 --> 01:08:12.800
<v Speaker 1>just like a tree with this hollow, the edges of

1213
01:08:12.840 --> 01:08:19.199
<v Speaker 1>which are softly carpeted in bees. Her Portland life sounds idyllic?

1214
01:08:19.600 --> 01:08:22.279
<v Speaker 1>Is there a downside to all of this? And now,

1215
01:08:22.560 --> 01:08:26.399
<v Speaker 1>what do you find is the most annoying thing about bees,

1216
01:08:27.319 --> 01:08:30.479
<v Speaker 1>or about beekeeping, or about your role as president of

1217
01:08:30.520 --> 01:08:31.239
<v Speaker 1>the beekeepers?

1218
01:08:31.319 --> 01:08:34.760
<v Speaker 2>If there was something super annoying about beekeeping, it would

1219
01:08:34.840 --> 01:08:39.199
<v Speaker 2>be that it just gets so hot in those bee suits.

1220
01:08:39.319 --> 01:08:42.520
<v Speaker 2>There is no other time that I sweat except for

1221
01:08:42.640 --> 01:08:46.079
<v Speaker 2>when I'm keeping bees in the summertime and I've got

1222
01:08:46.079 --> 01:08:48.720
<v Speaker 2>all my gear on. I have yet to be bold

1223
01:08:48.800 --> 01:08:52.359
<v Speaker 2>enough or comfortable enough to just, you know, go out

1224
01:08:52.399 --> 01:08:53.479
<v Speaker 2>and be topless with my.

1225
01:08:53.439 --> 01:09:02.520
<v Speaker 1>Bees, my new beekeeping and maybe maybe in years and years,

1226
01:09:02.560 --> 01:09:05.079
<v Speaker 1>but it takes a while, I'm sure to navigate psychologically.

1227
01:09:05.119 --> 01:09:07.439
<v Speaker 1>What puts you in a little bit of danger? Right?

1228
01:09:07.720 --> 01:09:08.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Absolutely?

1229
01:09:08.800 --> 01:09:11.479
<v Speaker 1>Do people ever put ice packs in their be outfits?

1230
01:09:11.800 --> 01:09:13.840
<v Speaker 2>I've heard of this. Yeah, I haven't tried it.

1231
01:09:14.359 --> 01:09:17.359
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Maybe I should just like strap yourself

1232
01:09:17.399 --> 01:09:22.039
<v Speaker 1>with their ice vest underneath. And what is your favorite

1233
01:09:22.119 --> 01:09:23.039
<v Speaker 1>thing about bees?

1234
01:09:24.159 --> 01:09:27.319
<v Speaker 2>I love this thing that they do called festooning.

1235
01:09:27.760 --> 01:09:27.840
<v Speaker 3>What.

1236
01:09:28.439 --> 01:09:30.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't know why I made that noise.

1237
01:09:30.880 --> 01:09:32.560
<v Speaker 1>I was surprised. What is it?

1238
01:09:32.680 --> 01:09:37.159
<v Speaker 2>Festooning is when they're building new comb, so they have

1239
01:09:37.239 --> 01:09:39.760
<v Speaker 2>to work together to do this. And what they do

1240
01:09:40.199 --> 01:09:43.640
<v Speaker 2>is they join hands and they make this lovely little chain.

1241
01:09:44.800 --> 01:09:48.880
<v Speaker 2>And then bees gather together in the chain and they

1242
01:09:49.159 --> 01:09:52.159
<v Speaker 2>excrete the wax from their abdomen and they pass it

1243
01:09:52.279 --> 01:09:55.720
<v Speaker 2>up to the bees up top. So they are working together,

1244
01:09:56.319 --> 01:10:01.600
<v Speaker 2>while in contact with each other to make this calm.

1245
01:10:01.920 --> 01:10:02.000
<v Speaker 3>What.

1246
01:10:02.359 --> 01:10:05.039
<v Speaker 2>And they make the chain so that it's plumbed to

1247
01:10:05.119 --> 01:10:08.880
<v Speaker 2>the earth so it's straight so they know and it's

1248
01:10:08.960 --> 01:10:12.920
<v Speaker 2>just and and the calm when it's brand new is beautiful.

1249
01:10:12.960 --> 01:10:18.479
<v Speaker 2>It's very translucent. It's so delicate and perfect. Oh, they

1250
01:10:18.520 --> 01:10:19.479
<v Speaker 2>make it perfect.

1251
01:10:19.960 --> 01:10:23.399
<v Speaker 1>In the wild. The honeycombs are the architectural really oddly

1252
01:10:23.520 --> 01:10:25.279
<v Speaker 1>shaped looks like draped fabric.

1253
01:10:25.520 --> 01:10:26.920
<v Speaker 2>Yes, like, what is that called?

1254
01:10:27.000 --> 01:10:27.920
<v Speaker 1>What is that call it?

1255
01:10:27.920 --> 01:10:30.760
<v Speaker 2>It's it's just the way that they it's because of

1256
01:10:30.800 --> 01:10:33.399
<v Speaker 2>their their chain, their a little best that they make,

1257
01:10:33.479 --> 01:10:35.760
<v Speaker 2>so they use that to guide the shape. Now, in

1258
01:10:35.800 --> 01:10:38.760
<v Speaker 2>the b boxes that we keep bees in when they're

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<v Speaker 2>building their calm, it does start out at that way,

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<v Speaker 2>but then they end up filling in the extra spaces,

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<v Speaker 2>so it doesn't keep that nice draped shape.

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<v Speaker 1>I always wonder about that. And inside of a say

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<v Speaker 1>a tree hive, though it might be.

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<v Speaker 2>They can make it however they want. Yeah, there are

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<v Speaker 2>no rules, that is, no rules in the tree.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not know if festooning was even a word.

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<v Speaker 1>Just look this up and if the stuone is a

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<v Speaker 1>chain or a garland of flowers or ribbons hung in

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<v Speaker 1>a curve like a decoration. So if you google image

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<v Speaker 1>search it, a bunch of Pinterestee photos of cute twinkly

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<v Speaker 1>lights hung on patios comes up. And I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>Twinkly lights and bees are like my favorite things. This

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<v Speaker 1>episode couldn't be more my jam. Okay, speaking of favorite words.

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<v Speaker 1>Amanda's beekeeping consultation company she runs on the side is

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<v Speaker 1>called You're for this Waggle Works. How did you pick

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<v Speaker 1>that name?

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<v Speaker 2>I love the waggle dance, and I think of myself.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a queen bee. I think of myself as

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<v Speaker 2>a worker bee.

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<v Speaker 1>Really.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, do you.

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<v Speaker 1>Think of people in your life in terms of kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like different social structures of bees?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure or other insects. That guy's a total caterpillar?

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<v Speaker 1>Does that mean that get better with age? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Cute.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you don't encounter too many wasps. To find

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<v Speaker 1>out more about Amanda and her bees, go to WAGGLEWORKSPDX

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<v Speaker 1>dot com, or you can find Waggleworks on Facebook. And

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<v Speaker 1>to learn more about beekeeping, both native and honeybeekeeping, definitely

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<v Speaker 1>look around for a local club or try to connect

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<v Speaker 1>to some other beekeepers online. And as always, links from

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<v Speaker 1>this episode are up at aliward dot com, slash ologies,

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<v Speaker 1>and you can follow the podcast ologies on Instagram and Twitter.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just at Ologies. I'm on there too at Aliward

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<v Speaker 1>dot com slash Ologies. This is an entirely independently made

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<v Speaker 1>podcast and it's funded just by listeners like you to

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<v Speaker 1>help pay folks to make it happen each week. I

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<v Speaker 1>could not do this without the incredible Stephen Ray Morris,

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<v Speaker 1>who works so hard to cut it all up. He

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<v Speaker 1>edit its all together based on a twenty five page

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<v Speaker 1>annotated transcript I send him at like two am on

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<v Speaker 1>a Thursday night. Now, the theme song was written and performed

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<v Speaker 1>by Nick Thorburn of the band Islands. And thank you

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<v Speaker 1>post off kinds of cool links and chat about episodes. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>if this is not your first Ologies rodeo, you know

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<v Speaker 1>that I tell a secret at the end of each episode.

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<v Speaker 1>If you made it through the credits as thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>and this week, I'm here to tell you that I

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<v Speaker 1>went on a trip three weeks ago, just a weekend

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<v Speaker 1>trip to Palm Springs celebrated a friend's birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>I have not.

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<v Speaker 1>Unpacked that bag. I'm staring at it. It has been

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<v Speaker 1>packed for almost a month. I don't know what's in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently I can live without it, And every single day

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<v Speaker 1>I look at that Duffel bag and I'm like, God,

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<v Speaker 1>damn it. I like, just unpack that Duffel bag. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no, not today, Maybe tomorrow, Okay, breyebye, pack

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<v Speaker 1>of germantology, homeology or doo zoology, lithology. Yeah, duology, meteorology, paradology, anthology, zeriology, elithology.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the queen. Now match
