WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:03.080 Hey, everyone, it's James Ferannic and I came on Four 2 00:00:03.080 --> 00:00:05.320 of the People. I think it was either my best 3 00:00:05.440 --> 00:00:08.640 or worst life decision. He'll be up to you to 4 00:00:08.679 --> 00:00:12.679 tell me what you guys think. Enjoy the listen, and. 5 00:00:12.679 --> 00:00:13.800 We can't let that happen. 6 00:00:13.839 --> 00:00:15.960 We just can't let that happen on this podcast because 7 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:17.960 we are for the People. 8 00:00:20.079 --> 00:00:21.879 At the end of the day, the guy's a hell 9 00:00:21.920 --> 00:00:23.760 of a player beyond nails. 10 00:00:26.320 --> 00:00:28.559 That is the hardest part three of the PJ Tour. 11 00:00:28.920 --> 00:00:31.600 It's a hybrid three iired or four iron. 12 00:00:31.800 --> 00:00:36.399 Every day it's for the People. You're the last group 13 00:00:36.479 --> 00:00:39.640 off off a split tea horseshoe on number ten and 14 00:00:39.679 --> 00:00:41.560 you do a happy get more. What the hell's wrong 15 00:00:41.560 --> 00:00:45.520 with that? Well, welcome to the shit show that we 16 00:00:45.600 --> 00:00:46.520 call Four of the People. 17 00:00:47.039 --> 00:00:50.600 This week, this week we have probably the most popular 18 00:00:50.679 --> 00:00:53.880 go Actually it's not probably, it is fact. We have 19 00:00:54.039 --> 00:00:58.280 the most popular golfer on the internets of all time 20 00:00:59.159 --> 00:01:02.000 on the show. This week, we have Paige Sporadic on 21 00:01:02.039 --> 00:01:04.920 For the People. She makes her FTP debut. She's already 22 00:01:04.959 --> 00:01:07.000 told us that nothing is off limits for this show, 23 00:01:07.040 --> 00:01:09.879 which makes us incredibly happy because that's what we do. 24 00:01:09.920 --> 00:01:12.920 Here at FTP page. Welcome to FTP. 25 00:01:14.079 --> 00:01:16.120 Thanks for having me on. I'm really excited. I think 26 00:01:16.120 --> 00:01:17.319 this is gonna be a really fun show. 27 00:01:17.519 --> 00:01:19.959 Yeah. Oh god, well she has no idea what she's 28 00:01:19.959 --> 00:01:23.159 getting into. Dushy clean. Yeah, no, I don't think so. 29 00:01:23.200 --> 00:01:25.879 I think you. I think you already mispronounced her last name. 30 00:01:26.040 --> 00:01:28.920 No you got to Oh we did nailed it, nailed it. 31 00:01:28.959 --> 00:01:31.560 Everyone gets it wrong, and so I'm being prepared for 32 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:35.519 the worst. But no, he absolutely crushed it. Sporanic nailed it. 33 00:01:35.519 --> 00:01:36.480 You see that sporanic. 34 00:01:36.640 --> 00:01:39.359 Sporanic people say Spiranac all the. 35 00:01:39.359 --> 00:01:41.280 Time every time's such an asshole. 36 00:01:41.400 --> 00:01:42.959 And then I'll be like, you know, it's Sporanic and 37 00:01:42.959 --> 00:01:44.480 they say it wrong, and at that point I'm like, 38 00:01:44.519 --> 00:01:44.799 fuck it. 39 00:01:45.000 --> 00:01:47.200 Just say everyone wants to say it, and then we 40 00:01:47.280 --> 00:01:48.239 just move forward from there. 41 00:01:48.560 --> 00:01:48.760 Yeah. 42 00:01:48.799 --> 00:01:51.040 See, only one of us is educated on this show, 43 00:01:51.159 --> 00:01:55.079 so you know that is Harvard of the South baby. 44 00:01:55.239 --> 00:01:57.760 Speaking of speaking of college, I wanted to go back 45 00:01:57.760 --> 00:02:01.079 to this because everybody talks about Everybody talk about all 46 00:02:01.120 --> 00:02:03.439 your stuff you're doing now, your bikini picks, like all 47 00:02:03.480 --> 00:02:05.680 of the calendar, like everything. 48 00:02:05.719 --> 00:02:07.719 That's all everyone wants to talk about. What I want 49 00:02:07.760 --> 00:02:11.280 to start off off with today, is how good of 50 00:02:11.280 --> 00:02:12.120 a golfer you were? 51 00:02:12.520 --> 00:02:15.319 Like, I just looked up some like brief stuff, and 52 00:02:15.360 --> 00:02:17.479 we won't spend much time on this because I know 53 00:02:17.520 --> 00:02:21.000 everybody wants to get to the juicy shit. But you 54 00:02:21.439 --> 00:02:24.319 were a two time All Mountain West Conference player? Did 55 00:02:24.319 --> 00:02:25.039 you know that, Colleen? 56 00:02:25.120 --> 00:02:25.759 I didn't know that. 57 00:02:26.719 --> 00:02:30.280 I didn't at San Diego State, started at Arizona, then you 58 00:02:30.280 --> 00:02:31.919 went to San Diego State, two time. 59 00:02:31.759 --> 00:02:32.639 All Conference player. 60 00:02:32.840 --> 00:02:35.759 You're a hell of a golfer like that gets overlooked 61 00:02:35.919 --> 00:02:40.159 in your brand, I think, And because we technically are. 62 00:02:40.039 --> 00:02:41.680 A golf podcast, we have to cover this shit. 63 00:02:42.080 --> 00:02:45.520 So why did you transfer from Arizona and then damn 64 00:02:45.520 --> 00:02:47.599 you got good at San Diego State? 65 00:02:47.639 --> 00:02:48.199 What happened? 66 00:02:49.120 --> 00:02:51.840 Yeah? So it was funny because so I was a competitive. 67 00:02:51.400 --> 00:02:54.319 Gymnast, I ended up getting hurt and I switched over 68 00:02:54.360 --> 00:02:56.719 to golf when I was thirteen, and I want to 69 00:02:56.719 --> 00:02:59.159 be a professional athlete and golf just seemed like the 70 00:02:59.199 --> 00:03:03.599 best path. So I basically like dedicate everything to golf. 71 00:03:03.680 --> 00:03:07.360 As a junior golfer, I was homeschooled, practice day and night. 72 00:03:07.520 --> 00:03:09.759 I was a really good junior player, was ranked you know. 73 00:03:09.800 --> 00:03:13.960 Top five in my class and a top twenty in 74 00:03:14.039 --> 00:03:18.360 the world junior golfers, and it was playing really well. 75 00:03:18.479 --> 00:03:20.479 We were up a discussion if I wanted to pro 76 00:03:20.560 --> 00:03:22.840 at eighteen or go to college, and everyone said, go 77 00:03:22.879 --> 00:03:27.039 get a degree and. 78 00:03:25.479 --> 00:03:28.280 You'll learn to just be an adult. 79 00:03:28.360 --> 00:03:30.439 And that's what I needed because I was homeschooled, and 80 00:03:30.439 --> 00:03:33.639 so I went to University of Arizona. I signed my 81 00:03:33.800 --> 00:03:36.680 nli under another head coach, and she was pretty much 82 00:03:36.680 --> 00:03:39.039 the only reason why I decided to go to University 83 00:03:39.080 --> 00:03:41.199 of Arizona. She ended up leaving before I got there. 84 00:03:41.240 --> 00:03:44.280 It just wasn't a great fit. She was a really 85 00:03:44.319 --> 00:03:46.919 great coach. She's still there right now. But you know, 86 00:03:47.439 --> 00:03:50.159 you guys know like sometimes it just head coaches and players. 87 00:03:50.280 --> 00:03:52.039 They just want to recruit their own players. And so 88 00:03:52.080 --> 00:03:54.360 I end up going to San Diego State and at 89 00:03:54.400 --> 00:03:56.520 that point San Dio State was just not even on 90 00:03:56.560 --> 00:03:56.840 the map. 91 00:03:56.840 --> 00:03:58.840 They've always had a really good men's program. 92 00:03:58.919 --> 00:04:01.479 The women's program was strug and then by my senior 93 00:04:01.560 --> 00:04:04.360 year we were a top twenty program and it was 94 00:04:04.360 --> 00:04:07.840 really cool to see the progression. We went Mountain West 95 00:04:08.199 --> 00:04:12.000 Championship as a team for the first time, and yeah, 96 00:04:12.039 --> 00:04:15.280 I love golf. I dedicated so much to it, and 97 00:04:15.800 --> 00:04:19.519 then played a year professionally after that, playing decent. Actually, 98 00:04:19.600 --> 00:04:22.000 so I played around like twenty and twenty five tournaments, 99 00:04:22.040 --> 00:04:24.000 made money in all of them but two. But the 100 00:04:24.040 --> 00:04:26.959 two that I didn't make money in were the public one. 101 00:04:27.040 --> 00:04:28.600 So when I went to Dubai the first year and 102 00:04:28.639 --> 00:04:29.560 then I went to buy the. 103 00:04:29.519 --> 00:04:32.120 Second year, and both times I missed the cut and play. 104 00:04:32.000 --> 00:04:35.079 Like shit, and people never talked about the fact that, 105 00:04:35.160 --> 00:04:37.360 you know, I made the cut the Scottish Open, and 106 00:04:37.720 --> 00:04:40.519 you know I was shooting like consistently, like under par 107 00:04:40.600 --> 00:04:43.360 in the sixties and Cactus Tour events, made tour events 108 00:04:43.399 --> 00:04:46.079 and got a Mini Tour win, and I wasn't playing 109 00:04:46.120 --> 00:04:47.759 that bad, but it was so hard to play, or 110 00:04:47.839 --> 00:04:51.120 the microscope of like people telling you every single day 111 00:04:51.160 --> 00:04:53.800 like you suck, you need to quit, and we all 112 00:04:53.839 --> 00:04:56.040 know golf is such like a mental game and I'm 113 00:04:56.040 --> 00:04:58.120 a mental head case, and that was just not a 114 00:04:58.160 --> 00:05:00.160 good mix. And so I decided to take a year 115 00:05:00.199 --> 00:05:03.680 off and do just do media works. I was doing 116 00:05:03.720 --> 00:05:05.680 that to pay for my golf career because it was 117 00:05:05.759 --> 00:05:09.319 so freaking expensive, so I needed a second income to like, 118 00:05:09.480 --> 00:05:13.480 you know, just pay for golf balls and like dys 119 00:05:13.639 --> 00:05:17.120 and places to practice and play. And so that's how 120 00:05:17.279 --> 00:05:20.079 like the media stuff kind of started and that I 121 00:05:20.120 --> 00:05:22.600 was like, I need break professional golf and never look back. 122 00:05:22.720 --> 00:05:23.199 It sucks. 123 00:05:23.639 --> 00:05:26.759 Don't you think that it's ironic that you were struggling 124 00:05:26.800 --> 00:05:29.000 to pay for golf balls to play golf? Like, so 125 00:05:29.120 --> 00:05:32.720 you did media eight years ago or yeah, eight six, 126 00:05:33.199 --> 00:05:35.959 seven years ago and now and now you probably have 127 00:05:36.120 --> 00:05:39.399 way too many golf balls, way too many golf clubs, 128 00:05:39.480 --> 00:05:41.800 a garage full of golf shit that you just can't 129 00:05:41.800 --> 00:05:44.600 get rid of, you know, allow the tables have turned 130 00:05:44.639 --> 00:05:44.839 for you. 131 00:05:46.120 --> 00:05:49.120 Yeah, it is funny to see where I was and 132 00:05:49.240 --> 00:05:52.480 how bad I was struggling, but also just how much 133 00:05:52.519 --> 00:05:54.720 hate I got in the industry in the very beginning 134 00:05:54.759 --> 00:05:57.319 for doing something that was seen as so risque and 135 00:05:57.399 --> 00:06:00.759 so different. And I was just wearing leggings the golf course. 136 00:06:00.959 --> 00:06:05.560 And now I feel like people within the industry do 137 00:06:05.720 --> 00:06:06.439 respect me. 138 00:06:06.879 --> 00:06:09.240 And they understand what I'm doing. 139 00:06:09.279 --> 00:06:12.040 And I kind of led this whole, you know, Instagram 140 00:06:12.079 --> 00:06:13.959 golf girl phenomenon. 141 00:06:14.199 --> 00:06:15.639 I started all of that. 142 00:06:15.879 --> 00:06:18.000 So any guy out there who like, you know, just 143 00:06:18.040 --> 00:06:20.600 looks at hawk girls playing golf you are welcome because 144 00:06:20.639 --> 00:06:23.000 I started that one, no doubt, there's. 145 00:06:22.839 --> 00:06:26.600 No doubt about that. Yeah, yeah, you screwed up my Twitter, 146 00:06:26.920 --> 00:06:29.920 or not Twitter, my Instagram algorithm. So now if someone's 147 00:06:29.920 --> 00:06:32.000 looking at my phone and they look at the first 148 00:06:32.040 --> 00:06:34.360 eight thousand pictures or chicks playing golf, I'm like, god, 149 00:06:34.439 --> 00:06:37.439 dang it, Like what just that's the page page factor. 150 00:06:37.439 --> 00:06:39.639 I got to start looking at some like guys grilling 151 00:06:39.720 --> 00:06:41.600 steaks or something, just to mix it up in here. 152 00:06:42.199 --> 00:06:45.759 Tiger Wood swings nothing. I'm shocked because we've read I 153 00:06:45.800 --> 00:06:48.759 don't know, over one hundred people on Ryder Cup, PJ Tour, 154 00:06:48.800 --> 00:06:51.680 Winns blah blah blah, doesn't matter. That's the first research 155 00:06:51.800 --> 00:06:54.199 PD has ever done for this podcast. That's true. I 156 00:06:54.240 --> 00:06:56.800 swear I don't think he did. Like I didn't even 157 00:06:56.879 --> 00:06:59.079 know he knew how to use Google, and he is 158 00:06:59.120 --> 00:07:05.000 googling pages college stats from over ten years ago. Mountain West, 159 00:07:05.279 --> 00:07:09.079 I mean double Mountain West player whatever conference of the year. Shit. 160 00:07:09.399 --> 00:07:11.199 I also knew how to Sarah last name. It's a 161 00:07:11.199 --> 00:07:11.600 big deal. 162 00:07:11.720 --> 00:07:15.319 Yeah, that's a solid twenty minutes of research for me today. 163 00:07:15.600 --> 00:07:17.639 I appreciate that because most of the time, no one 164 00:07:17.680 --> 00:07:19.879 does any research and then they'll just bring up like 165 00:07:19.959 --> 00:07:23.160 a couple weird headlines or clickbait headlines, and I'm. 166 00:07:23.040 --> 00:07:26.480 Like, yeah, I mean, I know, I know because I 167 00:07:26.519 --> 00:07:27.480 haven't been where you've been. 168 00:07:27.600 --> 00:07:30.319 Obviously, you have millions of people that follow you. I 169 00:07:30.360 --> 00:07:33.199 have like forty five. But of the forty five people 170 00:07:33.240 --> 00:07:37.199 that follow me, they always want to talk about happy Gilmore. 171 00:07:37.360 --> 00:07:38.879 That's what they want to talk about. They want to 172 00:07:38.879 --> 00:07:40.920 talk about the happy Gilmore did in the PGA tour. 173 00:07:41.000 --> 00:07:42.839 But blah blah blah, it's sick of talking about it. 174 00:07:43.000 --> 00:07:45.279 You've done lots more way cool stuff than me, so 175 00:07:45.600 --> 00:07:47.439 I'm sure that all they want to talk about is 176 00:07:47.480 --> 00:07:49.839 the way cool stuff that you're doing, and you probably 177 00:07:49.839 --> 00:07:51.000 get sick of talking about it. 178 00:07:51.040 --> 00:07:53.519 But we do have to talk about tampon gate. You 179 00:07:53.600 --> 00:07:56.240 have to talk about tampon. Champon Gate's a big deal. Yeah, 180 00:07:56.279 --> 00:07:56.600 for sure. 181 00:07:56.680 --> 00:07:59.600 Yeah was the outrage. 182 00:08:00.160 --> 00:08:02.879 As soon as I saw the picture, I knew what 183 00:08:02.959 --> 00:08:03.680 was going to happen. 184 00:08:03.680 --> 00:08:06.639 I'm like, Tiger is about to get canceled, like all 185 00:08:06.680 --> 00:08:10.000 these women are going to come out, And I understood 186 00:08:10.000 --> 00:08:12.839 it as in he was giving it to JT to 187 00:08:12.920 --> 00:08:16.399 stop the bleeding, like it wasn't like anything. 188 00:08:16.439 --> 00:08:19.120 Like, oh, you're a pussy. We know you have a 189 00:08:19.199 --> 00:08:22.000 vagina and you get a periods. I drive you and 190 00:08:22.000 --> 00:08:24.199 I'm such a man. I was like, no, it was 191 00:08:24.319 --> 00:08:25.560 just to stop the bleeding. 192 00:08:25.600 --> 00:08:27.759 And I think all of us who have been in 193 00:08:27.879 --> 00:08:29.720 golf for such a long time, we just say that 194 00:08:29.759 --> 00:08:31.839 stuff all the time, like if a guy leaves a 195 00:08:31.879 --> 00:08:34.039 put short, I'm going, oh, I'm the one wearing the 196 00:08:34.080 --> 00:08:35.519 stir or you know, like stuff like that. 197 00:08:35.559 --> 00:08:37.200 You just say things like that and you don't even 198 00:08:37.200 --> 00:08:37.720 think about it. 199 00:08:37.840 --> 00:08:40.080 Probably at the core of it is some you know, 200 00:08:40.120 --> 00:08:43.840 sexism and massogyny, and we'd probably change that. But why 201 00:08:43.840 --> 00:08:46.000 did we become so soft as a society, Like you 202 00:08:46.080 --> 00:08:48.480 can't even joke anymore, and no one talks about the 203 00:08:48.519 --> 00:08:50.840 fact that they're best like their bestie, you see, like 204 00:08:50.879 --> 00:08:53.399 they are best friends. And think about the ship that 205 00:08:53.440 --> 00:08:55.799 you say to your best friend, and if that became public, 206 00:08:56.200 --> 00:08:58.000 all of us would follow in me can't s. 207 00:09:00.159 --> 00:09:02.879 Yeah, the thing was like the only way that that 208 00:09:03.080 --> 00:09:05.600 was caught, the only way that that was caught I 209 00:09:05.840 --> 00:09:09.679 was from somebody with a one hundred thousand dollars zoom lens. 210 00:09:09.960 --> 00:09:13.360 Tiger. Tiger did everything he could to hide what he 211 00:09:13.480 --> 00:09:13.960 was doing. 212 00:09:14.399 --> 00:09:18.759 And it's still like tampax tampax and the little bitty 213 00:09:19.200 --> 00:09:22.799 section of his hand. It's like, come on, you're reaching 214 00:09:22.919 --> 00:09:24.759 so hard for this, but he can't even pick his 215 00:09:24.840 --> 00:09:27.600 nose without being on worldwide TV. 216 00:09:27.840 --> 00:09:30.000 You know. So it's been like that forever. But yeah, 217 00:09:30.039 --> 00:09:31.840 I loved it. I loved it. I thought it was great. 218 00:09:31.879 --> 00:09:34.679 I mean, we we always give each other shit for out. 219 00:09:34.840 --> 00:09:37.120 I never outdrive anyone, but clean out drives me and 220 00:09:37.159 --> 00:09:38.639 then I beat him at the end of the day. 221 00:09:38.679 --> 00:09:39.639 You know, I give him shit for that. 222 00:09:39.720 --> 00:09:42.639 But so maybe I need to start carrying around a 223 00:09:42.639 --> 00:09:44.720 box of tampons for the one time that I actually 224 00:09:44.759 --> 00:09:46.039 do I'll drive you, Colleen. 225 00:09:45.919 --> 00:09:49.159 That Those are my questions. Did Tiger get it from 226 00:09:49.360 --> 00:09:52.559 the bathroom? Was he just carrying around this tampon for 227 00:09:52.639 --> 00:09:54.759 this moment? Does he have a box of tampons? Is 228 00:09:54.799 --> 00:09:57.720 this something that Tiger does all the time? Like endless questions, 229 00:09:57.759 --> 00:09:58.200 that's true. 230 00:09:58.320 --> 00:10:00.840 Yeah, I've seen this, I've seen the move. I've seen 231 00:10:00.840 --> 00:10:03.399 this move before. Guys used to do it in college. 232 00:10:03.440 --> 00:10:05.960 It's shady Oaks where pet plays. But in one of 233 00:10:06.240 --> 00:10:10.759 before they readed the bathrooms there the women's bathroom obviously, 234 00:10:10.759 --> 00:10:13.480 not the men's. The women's bathroom would have those in 235 00:10:13.519 --> 00:10:16.000 a dispenser, and this kid on my team would put 236 00:10:16.039 --> 00:10:18.519 like five in his bag just in case if he 237 00:10:18.559 --> 00:10:20.840 out drove somebody, and then and then if then if 238 00:10:20.879 --> 00:10:22.639 somebody did, the guy would use it as a tea 239 00:10:22.679 --> 00:10:24.240 on the next hole. It was a little out of control, 240 00:10:24.279 --> 00:10:27.639 I guess. However, However, if just if JT would have 241 00:10:27.679 --> 00:10:28.960 used it as a tea on the next hole, that 242 00:10:28.960 --> 00:10:31.919 would have been a goat move probably. But with that, yeah, Tiger, 243 00:10:32.200 --> 00:10:34.759 Tiger probably just won the p IP. Really, he might 244 00:10:34.759 --> 00:10:37.720 have got a first male athlete to have multimillion dollar 245 00:10:37.840 --> 00:10:40.720 tam paks, you know, sponsorship, and he won the p 246 00:10:40.799 --> 00:10:43.360 IP product probably made him like forty million dollars. Just 247 00:10:43.399 --> 00:10:44.639 that move, right, what a word? 248 00:10:44.679 --> 00:10:47.279 Oh one hundred percent. I mean, anything Tiger does blows up. 249 00:10:47.320 --> 00:10:49.679 And that also made me think too, it's like he's 250 00:10:49.759 --> 00:10:52.720 under a microscope. Obviously, people are going to analyze everything 251 00:10:52.799 --> 00:10:55.919 that he does. Probably not the smartest move to like 252 00:10:56.000 --> 00:10:59.399 whip that out when there's thousands and thousands of people 253 00:10:59.639 --> 00:11:02.440 and was on you, But you watched the video, it 254 00:11:02.559 --> 00:11:05.639 was so quick and no one would have even noticed. 255 00:11:05.679 --> 00:11:08.200 It was that one picture that someone got that like 256 00:11:08.360 --> 00:11:09.120 ruined it for him. 257 00:11:09.320 --> 00:11:13.120 Yeah, we've all seen the Brooke pancake waffle House bag 258 00:11:13.559 --> 00:11:14.159 at this point. 259 00:11:14.320 --> 00:11:14.960 Have you all seen that? 260 00:11:15.320 --> 00:11:17.600 That's an incredible sponsorship. Okay, incredible? 261 00:11:17.639 --> 00:11:17.799 Yeah? 262 00:11:17.960 --> 00:11:20.039 How great would it be if if Tampacs was like, 263 00:11:20.120 --> 00:11:22.960 you know what, bucket, We're putting all our eggs in 264 00:11:23.039 --> 00:11:25.720 one basket. Rawfering tiger a billion dollars to carry a 265 00:11:25.799 --> 00:11:26.559 Tampacs bag. 266 00:11:27.159 --> 00:11:29.200 I mean, he's got to take it, he's got. 267 00:11:29.200 --> 00:11:29.600 To take it. 268 00:11:29.960 --> 00:11:30.159 Yeah. 269 00:11:30.279 --> 00:11:32.720 Sam and I were talking about that on my podcast, 270 00:11:32.759 --> 00:11:35.080 Playing Around podcast, and we were coming up with slogans 271 00:11:35.120 --> 00:11:37.240 that they could use, and we came up with one, 272 00:11:37.320 --> 00:11:40.320 and it was Bogey Bogey body stop the bleeding with 273 00:11:40.440 --> 00:11:43.799 Tampac or Tampex has your nineteen hole covered? 274 00:11:44.000 --> 00:11:46.600 You know, just like even lean into it so hard. 275 00:11:47.559 --> 00:11:48.519 That'd be fantastic. 276 00:11:48.679 --> 00:11:48.879 Wow. 277 00:11:49.039 --> 00:11:51.039 Yeah, see we've already got the marketing covered. There you 278 00:11:51.120 --> 00:11:53.919 go done. Yeah, it's done. Can you imagine a Tampac's 279 00:11:53.960 --> 00:11:56.919 bag just boom, just just you know, why am I 280 00:11:57.000 --> 00:12:00.840 blanking Joey? Joey just putting the bag down? Gustin Nashville 281 00:12:00.840 --> 00:12:03.960 on the eighteenth pool just boom right there, the Augusta 282 00:12:04.120 --> 00:12:06.320 version with the with the green and the yellow, It'll 283 00:12:06.360 --> 00:12:09.080 look it'll look beautiful. If they offered him live money, 284 00:12:09.320 --> 00:12:11.039 If liv was gonna offer him close to a billion 285 00:12:11.039 --> 00:12:13.279 of tamp Baxa is like, all right, this, this is 286 00:12:13.320 --> 00:12:15.919 our only advertising for the whole year of billion dollars. 287 00:12:16.759 --> 00:12:18.840 Tiger might even have to do that. I mean, at 288 00:12:18.840 --> 00:12:19.759 the end of the day, that's it. 289 00:12:19.840 --> 00:12:21.759 How many tampons do you have to sell to have 290 00:12:21.840 --> 00:12:23.720 a billion dollars to offer somebody? 291 00:12:25.159 --> 00:12:27.679 I mean, what's it? A lot? A lot? 292 00:12:28.679 --> 00:12:30.519 I mean, I don't know what a tampon costs, but 293 00:12:30.559 --> 00:12:32.320 I would imagine it'd be like, I don't know, a 294 00:12:32.440 --> 00:12:33.360 dollar a tampon. 295 00:12:33.519 --> 00:12:35.639 I'm not sure. I'm just guessing. Maybe they have like 296 00:12:35.759 --> 00:12:38.720 fifty cents in each one, So fifty cents net. That's 297 00:12:38.799 --> 00:12:41.480 two billion tampons you have to sell just to cover 298 00:12:41.600 --> 00:12:43.000 Tiger's bag. Man. 299 00:12:43.600 --> 00:12:45.720 My favorite thing is all these guys just talking about 300 00:12:45.759 --> 00:12:48.519 tampons for the first time ever and like sinking through 301 00:12:48.600 --> 00:12:49.200 all of this and. 302 00:12:49.159 --> 00:12:50.799 They're like, how we do they go through? How it's 303 00:12:50.840 --> 00:12:53.120 bench the visit? What is it then with the golf course? 304 00:12:53.200 --> 00:12:53.840 Like what's going on? 305 00:12:54.720 --> 00:12:59.240 Yeah? That's that's like, that's like Danielle, who we've had 306 00:12:59.279 --> 00:13:00.840 on the pod before. He's like, what's the big deal. 307 00:13:01.480 --> 00:13:04.639 I've given my player, I've given my player partners tampons 308 00:13:04.639 --> 00:13:07.279 in the fairway a million times before, we've had to 309 00:13:07.360 --> 00:13:09.919 exchange feminine products. So he goes, what's the hell is 310 00:13:09.960 --> 00:13:14.360 the big deal right now? Oh god, that's that's pretty 311 00:13:14.480 --> 00:13:16.840 that's Oh my god, that's pretty epic. Yeah, he should 312 00:13:16.840 --> 00:13:18.720 have probably done that on a practice round day, maybe 313 00:13:18.799 --> 00:13:20.879 not like, you know, when he was playing well and 314 00:13:21.759 --> 00:13:23.320 just outdrove JT on that one pole. 315 00:13:23.960 --> 00:13:24.679 It is what it is. 316 00:13:25.000 --> 00:13:28.440 It's frustrating though, because we are always craving for athletes 317 00:13:28.480 --> 00:13:31.639 to be more authentic and genuine and show their personality, 318 00:13:31.720 --> 00:13:35.559 and anytime an athlete does something, they are ripped apart 319 00:13:35.759 --> 00:13:39.039 and it's like, of course they're robots because anytime they 320 00:13:39.159 --> 00:13:42.000 do something, we're analyzing every little move that they make, 321 00:13:42.120 --> 00:13:44.240 and especially within golf, like you look at all these 322 00:13:44.279 --> 00:13:46.720 guys and they're hilarious and they're funny, like they have 323 00:13:46.879 --> 00:13:49.759 really great personalities and you just don't see that at all. 324 00:13:49.879 --> 00:13:52.080 And that is kind of my critique about And if 325 00:13:52.080 --> 00:13:55.720 you guys have seen the Netflix Full Swing Show. They 326 00:13:55.879 --> 00:13:59.440 just really weren't letting their personalities completely come through. And 327 00:13:59.639 --> 00:14:01.440 I can see why because of stuff like this that 328 00:14:01.519 --> 00:14:03.720 happens all the time. And I think that's why golf 329 00:14:03.879 --> 00:14:06.960 just doesn't grow, because you can't connect with these people. 330 00:14:07.000 --> 00:14:08.600 And then Tiger does something like that, and and then 331 00:14:08.639 --> 00:14:10.840 people like, oh, he's human, you know, he's cool, He's 332 00:14:10.919 --> 00:14:11.639 just like us. 333 00:14:11.840 --> 00:14:15.559 Right, And Tiger Tiger's a Tiger's Tiger. He's kind of 334 00:14:15.639 --> 00:14:19.440 he's the outlier, he's the exception. He's not like everybody else, right, 335 00:14:19.519 --> 00:14:21.399 so he's not going to be judged like everyone else. 336 00:14:21.519 --> 00:14:21.600 Right. 337 00:14:21.639 --> 00:14:23.720 If that was yeah, so say if that was me 338 00:14:24.440 --> 00:14:28.120 or Colleen or anyone like Joel Damon or something. And 339 00:14:28.720 --> 00:14:31.919 he did that walking up and he was on Worldwide TV, 340 00:14:32.080 --> 00:14:34.600 and like handed the guy, he drove out out drove 341 00:14:34.639 --> 00:14:36.480 at Tampon, Like that would be it for him, that 342 00:14:36.519 --> 00:14:38.919 would be it for me, Like they would just completely 343 00:14:38.960 --> 00:14:42.279 annihilate me. I'm all of a sudden a sexist. You know, 344 00:14:42.639 --> 00:14:45.480 Oh my god, you're making jokes about women, blah blah blah, 345 00:14:45.720 --> 00:14:47.480 like it would be it. But it's Tiger Woods. 346 00:14:47.519 --> 00:14:47.720 Okay. 347 00:14:47.799 --> 00:14:51.519 Tiger Woods has had throughout his career starting in two 348 00:14:51.559 --> 00:14:53.919 thousand and nine. I mean, the dude got his ass 349 00:14:54.000 --> 00:14:55.919 beat by his wife with the nine iron in his 350 00:14:56.039 --> 00:14:59.639 front yard, like, and then after that it just continued 351 00:14:59.679 --> 00:15:01.799 to snow. But guess what, after all of that, he 352 00:15:01.960 --> 00:15:04.559 keeps winning. He won the Masters in twenty nineteen, and 353 00:15:04.799 --> 00:15:06.759 everybody forgot about all of that shit. 354 00:15:07.159 --> 00:15:09.480 So it doesn't matter. It's Tiger Woods. 355 00:15:09.600 --> 00:15:12.320 He could probably shoot somebody in the middle of a 356 00:15:12.360 --> 00:15:15.440 golf round and call it an accident and be totally fine. 357 00:15:15.480 --> 00:15:16.639 It's tiger Woods, doesn't matter. 358 00:15:16.799 --> 00:15:20.039 Yeah, winning erases everything, truly does. Yeah, you're a winner. 359 00:15:20.120 --> 00:15:20.720 People don't care. 360 00:15:20.840 --> 00:15:23.039 Yeah, especially like the I mean the stuff he's had 361 00:15:23.080 --> 00:15:25.159 to overcome for sure. I mean he drove a car 362 00:15:25.320 --> 00:15:27.759 off a cliff there not long ago, and the guy 363 00:15:28.240 --> 00:15:30.399 people are talking about, I won't be you know, I'd 364 00:15:30.440 --> 00:15:32.519 be shocked if he doesn't win two more times or whatever, 365 00:15:32.639 --> 00:15:35.200 you know, three more times, or competes at Augustin National 366 00:15:35.279 --> 00:15:37.759 and like the same people are like, he'll never walk again. 367 00:15:37.840 --> 00:15:40.279 My buddy sent me this text. He's a doctor, just like, 368 00:15:40.440 --> 00:15:43.360 give me a freaking break man. Yeah, you never count 369 00:15:43.399 --> 00:15:45.879 on Tiger Woods or Tom Brady or Patrick Mahomes. 370 00:15:46.240 --> 00:15:48.639 Now, I mean even to walk riv which is such 371 00:15:48.679 --> 00:15:51.039 a hard walk. People don't realize how difficult to walk 372 00:15:51.120 --> 00:15:53.799 that is. Getting up from the putting green to the clubhouse. Oh, 373 00:15:54.559 --> 00:15:57.279 it's terrible, terrible. He is like an iron leg and 374 00:15:57.399 --> 00:15:59.679 he's doing it. I'm like I was huffing and puffing 375 00:16:00.240 --> 00:16:00.679 up that hill. 376 00:16:00.879 --> 00:16:03.320 Yeah, you were out there, weren't you this past week? 377 00:16:04.039 --> 00:16:04.120 Uh? 378 00:16:04.240 --> 00:16:06.000 No, not this past week. I was there in. 379 00:16:07.519 --> 00:16:12.440 Twenty twenty, so right before COVID I did some activation 380 00:16:12.559 --> 00:16:14.759 with Genesis and his foundation. 381 00:16:15.399 --> 00:16:18.720 I was never asked back. This is a theory that 382 00:16:18.799 --> 00:16:19.399 I'm working on. 383 00:16:20.519 --> 00:16:24.000 We had this celebrity event and Tiger was the captain 384 00:16:24.159 --> 00:16:26.480 and Couples was the captain on the other side, and 385 00:16:26.559 --> 00:16:28.399 it was like a writer a couple of celebrities, and 386 00:16:28.480 --> 00:16:31.039 we had to pick walkout songs. And I just thought 387 00:16:31.039 --> 00:16:33.919 it'd be funny to pick Nelly. It's ha on here, 388 00:16:34.559 --> 00:16:37.480 and they I do the walkout songs. 389 00:16:37.159 --> 00:16:41.360 Like take up all your clothes. Everyone gotten so uncomfortable. 390 00:16:42.639 --> 00:16:45.000 I've never been invited best at Well, it's. 391 00:16:44.879 --> 00:16:46.960 A great song. Did you walk out with like rip 392 00:16:47.000 --> 00:16:49.919 away pants or something? I remember remember the rip away pants? 393 00:16:50.000 --> 00:16:52.240 Like we had his kids that I should have no 394 00:16:52.519 --> 00:16:55.039 and and even the guy who's I'm seeing was like, 395 00:16:55.559 --> 00:16:57.440 I just wanted it on record that we did not 396 00:16:57.559 --> 00:17:02.559 pick this song for herful about it. And of course 397 00:17:02.639 --> 00:17:05.000 Tiger chuckles, you know, because he has a good sense 398 00:17:05.039 --> 00:17:05.400 of humor. 399 00:17:05.559 --> 00:17:06.680 But yeah, that was that was it. 400 00:17:06.799 --> 00:17:09.640 I just okay, so you got canceled, You got canceled 401 00:17:09.680 --> 00:17:09.920