WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.200 --> 00:00:06.919 From Workhouse Connect and aj Benze fame Uh he'd liked 2 00:00:06.919 --> 00:00:09.199 to be walked on a leash and play really dirty 3 00:00:09.359 --> 00:00:12.599 kinky sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock 4 00:00:12.880 --> 00:00:17.760 in the peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody, aj Benzi 5 00:00:17.800 --> 00:00:19.800 here with fame as a bitch. This is your daily 6 00:00:19.879 --> 00:00:24.440 Unfiltered podcast for watch December two, twenty twenty four one 7 00:00:24.600 --> 00:00:30.800 two o two two oh two four. Beautiful Date, beautiful date, 8 00:00:30.839 --> 00:00:35.399 and a beautiful Show. I'm taping this on Saturday, which 9 00:00:35.439 --> 00:00:37.679 is the thirtieth of November, the last day of the month. 10 00:00:37.719 --> 00:00:40.640 I'm leaving for Las Vegas. Well, by the time you 11 00:00:40.679 --> 00:00:43.200 read this, i'll hear this, I'll be there. But I 12 00:00:44.159 --> 00:00:47.039 found some great stuff in storage. And I know I've 13 00:00:47.039 --> 00:00:49.399 been reading you things and maybe you're getting tired of it. 14 00:00:49.880 --> 00:00:53.640 But I have uncovered so much stuff, so much content, 15 00:00:54.200 --> 00:00:58.000 my diaries from twenty years ago, fifteen years ago, what 16 00:00:58.159 --> 00:01:01.119 I ate, who I was with, where we went, Everything 17 00:01:01.240 --> 00:01:03.399 is down here. I mean I have every I was 18 00:01:03.479 --> 00:01:07.599 meticulous and keeping notes about my life because I was 19 00:01:07.920 --> 00:01:10.879 narcissistic enough that one day it might matter to some people. 20 00:01:11.480 --> 00:01:13.959 Because I felt I was living an extraordinary life that 21 00:01:14.200 --> 00:01:18.920 deserved to be talked about. Anyhow, I ran into a 22 00:01:18.920 --> 00:01:23.120 bunch of stuff in storage. I hit the motherload. I 23 00:01:23.159 --> 00:01:25.599 got my Rocky bell Boa script. I even have the 24 00:01:25.680 --> 00:01:29.079 suit I wore in the restaurant scene where I convinced 25 00:01:29.319 --> 00:01:33.000 Rocky Belbo to fight my guy Mason Dixon. I can't 26 00:01:33.200 --> 00:01:36.159 fit in it anymore. It's probably a forty two regular. 27 00:01:36.560 --> 00:01:38.480 I'm gonna sell that. I don't want it. I'm never 28 00:01:38.480 --> 00:01:41.120 gonna get down to that size again. If anybody wants to, 29 00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:44.359 you know, have it. I don't know, maybe you're a 30 00:01:44.439 --> 00:01:47.959 Rocky fanatics, give me an email. You know. Pope Benz 31 00:01:48.000 --> 00:01:50.159 at gmail dot com will come up with something. But 32 00:01:50.200 --> 00:01:52.680 I got a lot of stuff, the original script, the clothes, 33 00:01:52.760 --> 00:01:57.879 what have you. I also found something that I can't 34 00:01:57.920 --> 00:02:01.959 stop laughing. My family and I would always, not always, 35 00:02:01.959 --> 00:02:05.799 but it's on some birthdays. We would make books for 36 00:02:06.400 --> 00:02:10.199 the person we love was like Jack Jackie me. We'd 37 00:02:10.199 --> 00:02:14.439 always make books, and we take photographs of ourselves that 38 00:02:14.479 --> 00:02:17.439 we have in a big bin, photos that were never 39 00:02:17.479 --> 00:02:21.439 gonna put in a frame, just photos, and we'd put 40 00:02:22.039 --> 00:02:25.639 that person's head on someone else's body, and we would 41 00:02:25.680 --> 00:02:30.039 write really funny, crazy shit corresponding to those pictures. So 42 00:02:31.000 --> 00:02:35.400 I'm looking at a happy birthday book twenty two years 43 00:02:35.400 --> 00:02:39.759 ago when I turned forty years old. Joey. It's so 44 00:02:40.000 --> 00:02:43.080 there's so many things that are amazing. Joey put together 45 00:02:43.120 --> 00:02:47.400 this book. It's called biography. Every life has a story. 46 00:02:48.080 --> 00:02:50.599 And he said to me, and I really appreciate this. 47 00:02:50.840 --> 00:02:54.520 To my muse, happy birthday, party, Guy Love the rain Maker, 48 00:02:54.599 --> 00:02:58.439 which was Joey's nickname, and La Famelia. And there's a 49 00:02:58.479 --> 00:03:06.400 picture of President Truman holding up the Chicago Daily Tribune 50 00:03:06.560 --> 00:03:10.520 and it says the headline party guy turns forty. And 51 00:03:10.599 --> 00:03:14.439 some other stories are golf is gay, Yankees beat Cleveland 52 00:03:14.560 --> 00:03:18.719 six ' two and Truman has aids it's just stupid, stupid. 53 00:03:18.840 --> 00:03:25.039 But twenty two years ago, guys, there's a big picture 54 00:03:25.080 --> 00:03:28.639 of Donald Trump, who at the time was teaching a 55 00:03:28.840 --> 00:03:33.360 course in New York City at the Learning Annex Think 56 00:03:33.439 --> 00:03:36.919 Big like Donald Trump. There was a course that people 57 00:03:36.919 --> 00:03:38.680 would pay for it and go once a week for 58 00:03:38.719 --> 00:03:43.000 an hour and you'd learn about how Donald Trump thinks big, right, 59 00:03:43.879 --> 00:03:48.319 And Joey wrote this next to Trump's big face. Hey, 60 00:03:48.360 --> 00:03:52.960 it's Donald just wishing you a happy fortieth Ah, forty, 61 00:03:53.400 --> 00:03:56.360 I remember when I was forty Yeah, my old nuts 62 00:03:56.360 --> 00:03:59.120 were bouncing off the chin of your ex girlfriend A 63 00:03:59.439 --> 00:04:03.439 just kidding. That was actually sixty seven. Hey, but we 64 00:04:03.560 --> 00:04:06.479 both had better rides. Come on, a jay, both had 65 00:04:06.520 --> 00:04:09.360 better These are things that Donald Trump said to me, 66 00:04:10.240 --> 00:04:12.759 and then Joey gave me on a second page rain 67 00:04:12.800 --> 00:04:16.279 Makers drinking tips tip number one, don't drink and drive, 68 00:04:16.639 --> 00:04:19.360 just drink at the red lights. I mean, it gets 69 00:04:19.480 --> 00:04:22.560 worse from there, but that was our sense of human 70 00:04:22.759 --> 00:04:26.879 In the same pile, I find this piece of gold, 71 00:04:27.759 --> 00:04:31.399 I find the first first story I ever wrote. Tenth 72 00:04:31.439 --> 00:04:37.480 grade English class taught by missus Kamholtz creative writing, when 73 00:04:37.519 --> 00:04:40.879 I wrote the paper A home Run for Papa. And 74 00:04:41.160 --> 00:04:45.560 it was this paper where my teacher had watery eyes 75 00:04:45.879 --> 00:04:48.600 and a lot of girls in the class were crying. 76 00:04:49.439 --> 00:04:52.160 And then she told me you should think of writing 77 00:04:52.279 --> 00:04:57.199 as a vocation. I was fifteen sixteen. I didn't. I mean, 78 00:04:58.160 --> 00:05:01.839 I like words, but tire's this old woman telling me 79 00:05:01.879 --> 00:05:03.920 to do it, and there's all the girls crying around 80 00:05:03.920 --> 00:05:08.160 me in class, and I thought, Jesus Christ, I gotta 81 00:05:08.240 --> 00:05:10.800 do this. The pretty girls are crying, they're hugging me. 82 00:05:12.480 --> 00:05:15.079 So I set my sights on writing. And I will 83 00:05:15.120 --> 00:05:19.040 read this story to you now, but it will be 84 00:05:19.079 --> 00:05:20.800 a long show because I want you to get some 85 00:05:20.839 --> 00:05:25.639 good stuff in addition to my old battle stories. But 86 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:29.920 here we go. I a home run for Papa. I 87 00:05:30.000 --> 00:05:33.240 remember how dusk would quickly set in on the city. 88 00:05:33.279 --> 00:05:35.879 Those once vibrant rays that were responsible for the day's 89 00:05:35.959 --> 00:05:40.319 unbearable heat would perish, leaving behind scorching pavement and blistering 90 00:05:40.360 --> 00:05:44.319 black tip. Those two factors combined would prove too much 91 00:05:44.319 --> 00:05:47.439 for the agent relaxing on their beloved stoops before retiring 92 00:05:47.519 --> 00:05:50.560 to the confinement of their apartments. For most people, a 93 00:05:50.639 --> 00:05:52.920 day was over. It was time to settle down to 94 00:05:53.000 --> 00:05:55.879 some well deserved sleep before joining the sun in the 95 00:05:55.920 --> 00:06:00.439 next day's inevitable arising. But for some, the day hadn't 96 00:06:00.519 --> 00:06:03.639 ended until a last game of stickball had been played. 97 00:06:04.439 --> 00:06:07.639 See you established the story in the first paragraph for 98 00:06:07.720 --> 00:06:10.600 two and you get to go. The section of Brooklyn 99 00:06:10.639 --> 00:06:13.240 I grew up in is Benson Or Brooklyn's most prominent 100 00:06:13.279 --> 00:06:15.920 Italian section, And just like the countless other kids, my 101 00:06:16.040 --> 00:06:18.279 love for the game our fathers had played on the 102 00:06:18.279 --> 00:06:22.319 same streets was unmatched by anyone. I'm setting this in Brooklyn, 103 00:06:22.319 --> 00:06:24.240 even though I was only three when I left. But 104 00:06:24.519 --> 00:06:27.600 it adds to the drama. I'll never forget how quickly 105 00:06:27.600 --> 00:06:29.720 I'd run home just before dinner time because of the 106 00:06:29.720 --> 00:06:34.199 delicious smell of my mother's pasta. Or was it my 107 00:06:34.399 --> 00:06:38.360 mother's fight, or was it my mother's pasta. It could 108 00:06:38.360 --> 00:06:41.720 have been any one of our moms, regardless, Many times 109 00:06:41.720 --> 00:06:44.839 the arama would be so overwhelming our stomachs would be 110 00:06:44.879 --> 00:06:48.720 full before we arrived home a j Grandma would yell, 111 00:06:48.759 --> 00:06:54.000 come get you pasta. Then I would begin my sprint home. 112 00:06:54.800 --> 00:06:57.360 Mama never asked much. As long as I was home 113 00:06:57.360 --> 00:07:00.639 for dinner every night and help Grandma and Grandpa the garden, 114 00:07:00.680 --> 00:07:05.279 she wouldn't hassle me. See I'm writing fiction now. Every day, 115 00:07:05.319 --> 00:07:07.439 eleven and twelve Buddies and I would choose upsides to 116 00:07:07.480 --> 00:07:09.839 begin our game. The rules were simple. A base hit 117 00:07:09.920 --> 00:07:11.839 was a ball hit past the pitcher. A double was 118 00:07:11.879 --> 00:07:14.879 anything hit past mister Glotti stoop on a fly, but 119 00:07:14.959 --> 00:07:19.279 not past Carmine's car. That was a triple. A home 120 00:07:19.360 --> 00:07:21.720 run was our main goal, but something few of us 121 00:07:21.759 --> 00:07:25.800 could make. Two sewer caps was the distance. Even if 122 00:07:25.839 --> 00:07:28.120 we'd screen the names or our idols in the process 123 00:07:28.160 --> 00:07:31.920 of our swings, that distance would never shorten. We'd yell 124 00:07:31.959 --> 00:07:36.160 out the pitch, Mike Email swings, it's a deep fly ball, 125 00:07:36.240 --> 00:07:41.360 it's going going Shuck's only a triple. Seldom did our 126 00:07:41.399 --> 00:07:44.519 games bother any of the neighbors. A good majority of 127 00:07:44.519 --> 00:07:46.759 our senior citizens, and every day our game was the 128 00:07:46.759 --> 00:07:50.680 only entertainment they had, kept them young, kept them remembering. 129 00:07:51.480 --> 00:07:54.560 It was an inescapable tradition that all of us kids 130 00:07:54.639 --> 00:07:58.759 had to play stickball. And nothing made Papa more proud 131 00:07:58.920 --> 00:08:01.920 than when he found time from the gardening to watch 132 00:08:01.959 --> 00:08:04.160 me play. He'd sit on his folding chair on a 133 00:08:04.279 --> 00:08:07.439 stoop with his fruit a glass of wine and spread 134 00:08:07.519 --> 00:08:09.959 him a jetic smile across his wrinkled face, And as 135 00:08:09.959 --> 00:08:11.879 I hit the ball, you can almost hear him say, 136 00:08:12.160 --> 00:08:15.600 that's my grandson. I was always the smallest and youngest 137 00:08:15.600 --> 00:08:17.439 one of our group, the last one you'd ever figure 138 00:08:17.439 --> 00:08:21.079 to receive the Best of Benson Earth's Award. I'm reading 139 00:08:21.079 --> 00:08:23.279 this for the first time, Gang, so I don't even 140 00:08:23.279 --> 00:08:25.839 know that was even coming up. The Best of Benson 141 00:08:25.920 --> 00:08:29.279 Earth's Award, which we gave annually to the most valuable 142 00:08:29.279 --> 00:08:32.480 player at any rate. Day in, day out. I give 143 00:08:32.480 --> 00:08:35.799 it my all. Papa knew my ability wasn't as great 144 00:08:35.879 --> 00:08:38.679 as that of the other fellas. This was the reason 145 00:08:38.720 --> 00:08:41.360 for the constant compliments he had for me. He told 146 00:08:41.399 --> 00:08:43.960 me things that will remain with me all my life. 147 00:08:44.240 --> 00:08:47.519 I can still hear him, don't ever start sentences by 148 00:08:47.559 --> 00:08:51.120 saying I can still hear his gravelly voice, but you 149 00:08:51.200 --> 00:08:53.559 live and you learn. I can still hear his gravelly 150 00:08:53.639 --> 00:08:56.080 voice with traces of his Italian heritage in its, saying 151 00:08:56.120 --> 00:08:59.240 to me, a Ja, you never quit, and whatever you do, 152 00:08:59.720 --> 00:09:02.600 no goals are too high for you. And I said, 153 00:09:02.600 --> 00:09:05.360 grow older. The knowlogy instilled in me became ever clear. 154 00:09:05.879 --> 00:09:07.919 I loved Papa for that, and when he died, a 155 00:09:08.039 --> 00:09:11.000 piece of meat went with him. Oh my god, I trite. 156 00:09:11.200 --> 00:09:14.679 I was fifteen. I'll never forget the day he died. 157 00:09:14.879 --> 00:09:18.320 I was young then, still naive about many of life's situations, 158 00:09:18.320 --> 00:09:21.000 but the effect that had on me was immeasurable. I 159 00:09:21.080 --> 00:09:23.360 was talve at the time, and our team of teenagers 160 00:09:23.399 --> 00:09:26.519 were all older than I. We had begun to win 161 00:09:26.559 --> 00:09:29.200 the majority of our games. Papa was still our biggest 162 00:09:29.200 --> 00:09:31.600 fan and cheerleader, and every time I take the bad, 163 00:09:31.679 --> 00:09:35.039 he'd stand proud. Come on here, Jay, hit a home 164 00:09:35.120 --> 00:09:38.559 run for your papa. God knows. I tried, but I 165 00:09:38.639 --> 00:09:42.519 never could. Couldn't even come close. But that didn't depress it. 166 00:09:42.879 --> 00:09:45.679 Next the time, You'll get them, next the time. Then 167 00:09:45.720 --> 00:09:48.720 he creaked back up the stairs and watched TV while 168 00:09:48.720 --> 00:09:51.279 he rested. Papa needed his rest more and more of 169 00:09:51.320 --> 00:09:54.159 those days. Shortly afterwards, he had a heart attack, and 170 00:09:54.240 --> 00:09:56.279 Mama was stayed by his bed every day and night 171 00:09:56.320 --> 00:09:58.960 at the hospital and shed some tears of hope. I 172 00:09:59.039 --> 00:10:02.240 was too young to visit, but would frequently call what 173 00:10:02.360 --> 00:10:05.320 he felt up to it. I remember he'd whisper, a, Jay, 174 00:10:05.360 --> 00:10:08.480 your papa will be okay, so don't worry. Just keep 175 00:10:08.559 --> 00:10:11.879 playing you stickball. They needed you. Mama thought it would 176 00:10:11.879 --> 00:10:13.720 be a good idea also, She said it would help 177 00:10:13.759 --> 00:10:16.559 to keep my mind off him, and day after day 178 00:10:16.600 --> 00:10:19.440 we played to an empty stoop. I'd always look toward 179 00:10:19.480 --> 00:10:21.480 our door and wait, just out a habit for him 180 00:10:21.519 --> 00:10:24.960 to come out, but of course he never did, never again. 181 00:10:25.519 --> 00:10:27.879 The days were mounting up since I'd seen him last, 182 00:10:27.919 --> 00:10:30.360 and I could tell he wasn't getting any better. I'd 183 00:10:30.399 --> 00:10:33.000 hear I hear Mama cry herself to sleep each night, 184 00:10:33.039 --> 00:10:36.639 while I'd stay up unable to sleep. The summer was ending. 185 00:10:36.639 --> 00:10:39.240 As our stickball season, he came down to one last game. 186 00:10:39.600 --> 00:10:42.879 If we were to win, we'd beat champs, Champs, guys, 187 00:10:43.399 --> 00:10:46.879 I'm fifteen. The game was scoreless, as our last chances 188 00:10:46.919 --> 00:10:49.320 that back came up for the season. We were down 189 00:10:49.360 --> 00:10:52.919 two to one, so two runs were necessary if we 190 00:10:52.919 --> 00:10:56.240 were to be champions. You know, my teacher made a 191 00:10:56.279 --> 00:10:59.480 mark that said it should read we were down one 192 00:10:59.519 --> 00:11:02.240 to two. I said no, no, it's two to one. 193 00:11:02.320 --> 00:11:06.360 You put the high number first. But grammatically, now, miss Camel's, 194 00:11:06.399 --> 00:11:09.960 that's wrong. I was right with two outs, said no, 195 00:11:10.080 --> 00:11:12.720 and one. With two outs and one man on base, 196 00:11:14.120 --> 00:11:17.600 it's my turn to bath. Come on, Angee, let's go kid. 197 00:11:17.679 --> 00:11:22.039 My friends scream involuntarily glanced at our stoop. A vision 198 00:11:22.039 --> 00:11:24.519 of Papa saying, a jay hit the ho I'm run 199 00:11:24.600 --> 00:11:27.679 for you, Papa was all too clear. Before I had 200 00:11:27.720 --> 00:11:30.399 a chance to dream any further, the pitch hurled, The 201 00:11:30.440 --> 00:11:32.840 pitcher hurled the ball, and with one mighty string of 202 00:11:32.840 --> 00:11:35.600 my bat, I sent at the distance two sewer caps. 203 00:11:36.080 --> 00:11:38.879 My teammates screamed as I avoided all the excitement and 204 00:11:38.919 --> 00:11:42.279 began running toward the hospital did never looking behind me, 205 00:11:42.639 --> 00:11:45.600 never basking in the memory of my feet. Just moments 206 00:11:45.600 --> 00:11:49.360 before seven blocks, I ran, not stopping for anyone. I 207 00:11:49.480 --> 00:11:52.240 barreled through the hospital doors, race to the elevator, paying 208 00:11:52.279 --> 00:11:56.440 no attention to the visitors rules. Little boy I heard, stop, 209 00:11:56.879 --> 00:11:59.240 you can't go up there now. It was too late 210 00:12:00.120 --> 00:12:02.600 for Papa's room, and luckily found it very quickly. I 211 00:12:02.679 --> 00:12:06.080 was breathing heavily as I quietly opened his door. I 212 00:12:06.120 --> 00:12:08.440 saw him lying in his bed, try and pull him peaceful. 213 00:12:08.799 --> 00:12:12.080 He had lost many pounds and artificial means of respiration 214 00:12:12.279 --> 00:12:14.759 led up to his nose. A lump began to form 215 00:12:14.840 --> 00:12:18.320 my throat and I shuffled to his bedside. Papa, I said, 216 00:12:18.320 --> 00:12:20.879 As I shook his arm slowly, he began to turn 217 00:12:20.919 --> 00:12:23.759 his head with great effort toward me. Instantly, the grin 218 00:12:23.799 --> 00:12:26.320 I hadn't seen for nearly two weeks appeared on his face. 219 00:12:27.120 --> 00:12:31.080 H He whispered, and before he could finish, I interrupted, Papa, 220 00:12:31.559 --> 00:12:33.639 we won, We won, and I had a home run 221 00:12:33.679 --> 00:12:36.639 for you. That's my boy, he said, all the while 222 00:12:36.679 --> 00:12:39.919 gently choking my sweaty head. I kissed his cheek and 223 00:12:39.960 --> 00:12:42.240 before my lips left the rough skin of his face, 224 00:12:42.240 --> 00:12:44.240 I could feel the warmth of his body leaving. 225 00:12:44.720 --> 00:12:47.480 His hand slipped from my neck and fell harmlessly on 226 00:12:47.519 --> 00:12:50.240 the bed. As I walked out the door, I stopped 227 00:12:50.240 --> 00:12:52.799 and stared at him one last time, while tears streaked 228 00:12:52.879 --> 00:12:56.039 down my face. I knew his life had ended as 229 00:12:56.159 --> 00:12:58.960 mine was just beginning. Just what Papa would want me 230 00:12:59.000 --> 00:12:59.360 to think. 231 00:13:00.240 --> 00:13:05.759 Nation, Oh little boy, little boy with dreams of being 232 00:13:05.759 --> 00:13:11.440 a writer. Isn't that cute? Oh my goodness. Anyhow, let's 233 00:13:11.480 --> 00:13:15.919 get to the matters at hand. Kyle Richards, you know her. 234 00:13:16.519 --> 00:13:21.840 She's speaking out because her her estranged husband, Marizzio Yumansky, 235 00:13:22.159 --> 00:13:24.879 the worst name ever, the worst last name to go 236 00:13:24.960 --> 00:13:31.000 with Marizzio. He has apparently replaced a framed photograph of 237 00:13:31.039 --> 00:13:35.440 those two together with a shot of him with another woman. 238 00:13:36.360 --> 00:13:39.279 And the other day, during an episode of the Real 239 00:13:39.320 --> 00:13:43.559 Housewives of Beverly Hills, some asshole that we don't care 240 00:13:43.559 --> 00:13:48.879 about named Sutton Strait Costrak brought up during a conversation 241 00:13:49.000 --> 00:13:54.559 with Erica Jane and Kathy Hilton, Maritzio he replaced the 242 00:13:54.639 --> 00:13:56.519 picture of the two of them with a picture of 243 00:13:56.600 --> 00:14:00.360 him and a woman from Dancing with the Stars talking 244 00:14:00.399 --> 00:14:05.240 about Emma Slater from that show, whom Marizzio danced with, 245 00:14:05.799 --> 00:14:08.399 and there was some speculation that maybe they had some 246 00:14:08.559 --> 00:14:12.840 fun and Erica Ja said where what are you talking about? 247 00:14:13.879 --> 00:14:17.720 And Sutton said, it's in the office in their house. 248 00:14:19.320 --> 00:14:23.200 So Kyle Richards, along with her co stars Erica Sutton, 249 00:14:23.840 --> 00:14:28.320 Gabrielle Baveau, was how he said Bevore, I don't know. 250 00:14:28.679 --> 00:14:31.759 She used to be hot, now she's not. And Jennifer Tilley, 251 00:14:31.759 --> 00:14:35.440 who I love, all had something to say on his 252 00:14:35.919 --> 00:14:40.840 alleged photo swap on this show. I don't know, I 253 00:14:40.840 --> 00:14:44.679 don't like it. That's not cool, Erica said, and Kyle 254 00:14:44.799 --> 00:14:48.960 Richards said, I didn't love that. They're all going back 255 00:14:49.000 --> 00:14:51.840 and forth with this nonsense that he replaced a picture. 256 00:14:53.360 --> 00:14:56.519 I mean, come on, this is what this is what's 257 00:14:56.559 --> 00:15:01.759 now become good TV? The phone, well it is gone 258 00:15:01.799 --> 00:15:05.159 now and these idiots are still having an issue with it. 259 00:15:06.320 --> 00:15:09.200 You know what, ladies, what's good for the geese is 260 00:15:09.240 --> 00:15:12.919 good for the gander. Did everybody forget how messy Kyle 261 00:15:13.039 --> 00:15:16.279 Riches was when she began to uh trapes all over 262 00:15:16.320 --> 00:15:20.480 the country with her chapstick Lesbian Morgan Wade. Remember all 263 00:15:20.519 --> 00:15:24.480 those public displays of affection these two gave us. Here 264 00:15:24.519 --> 00:15:29.320 they are on Morgan's private jet. Here's Kyle riding Morgan's hips. 265 00:15:29.879 --> 00:15:33.799 Oh yeah, here's a tradlel I'm on the ski slopes. 266 00:15:33.840 --> 00:15:36.440 Here's another of them holding hands walking on a beach. 267 00:15:37.120 --> 00:15:41.039 The fuck out of here. Maritzio had to live through 268 00:15:41.080 --> 00:15:45.559 all that bullshit, all that public bullshit. And some of 269 00:15:45.600 --> 00:15:47.960 their kids, by the way, I mean, they're mostly grown, 270 00:15:48.039 --> 00:15:52.000 but still it's a little weird to see. I mean, 271 00:15:52.159 --> 00:15:54.600 you know, what do you think is more weird? Maritzio 272 00:15:54.759 --> 00:15:58.159 with a photo of his partner on Dancing with the Stars, 273 00:15:58.440 --> 00:16:01.799 or mommy decided to run away and have fun bumping 274 00:16:01.919 --> 00:16:08.159 donuts with this world famous cowgirl. The madness has to end. 275 00:16:08.759 --> 00:16:11.759 I don't watch these shows, but the last several years, 276 00:16:11.879 --> 00:16:15.679 it is amazing just how many stories I come across. 277 00:16:15.840 --> 00:16:18.639 I've said this before, that are all about the people. 278 00:16:18.679 --> 00:16:22.840 Aren't Dancing with the Stars, basketball wise, Southern charm, fan 279 00:16:22.960 --> 00:16:26.879 of pump Rules, real housewives of every fucking where. I 280 00:16:26.919 --> 00:16:29.720 can't take it. I don't have room in my brain 281 00:16:29.879 --> 00:16:33.440 to hold all the names and storylines of these nobodies. 282 00:16:34.879 --> 00:16:38.519 Who is Tom Sandoval and who told them to keep 283 00:16:38.559 --> 00:16:44.320 that Pancho villain mustache. Pancho Villa. He looks like he's 284 00:16:44.360 --> 00:16:49.720 gonna come to my table and serenade me. I I 285 00:16:49.759 --> 00:16:54.159 am the Frito Ben. He looks like that. Who's Rachel 286 00:16:54.240 --> 00:16:58.720 levis Ariana Maddox. I know they're on Vanda Pump Rules. 287 00:16:58.759 --> 00:17:01.799 They don't write and tell me when I say who 288 00:17:01.879 --> 00:17:03.960 is this person? Who is this one? Of that one? 289 00:17:04.000 --> 00:17:07.000 It's more like who cares who they are? Why are 290 00:17:07.000 --> 00:17:12.599 they in our face every day? It's like, oh my god, 291 00:17:12.640 --> 00:17:16.680 what do we do? Oh? Austin Kroll kissed Taylor and 292 00:17:16.839 --> 00:17:19.799 Green and she was good friends with his ex Olivia 293 00:17:20.039 --> 00:17:24.119 and their former girlfriend of his past shep rose. I mean, 294 00:17:24.960 --> 00:17:27.440 I don't have room for this. What planet am I on? 295 00:17:29.599 --> 00:17:34.720 You know, I heard something the other day that someone 296 00:17:34.720 --> 00:17:37.640 had just met Gary Shandling and Warren Batty. Oh it 297 00:17:37.680 --> 00:17:44.359 was Oh God, Judd Apatol, Judd apatolad just met Gary 298 00:17:44.400 --> 00:17:46.920 Shandling and Warren Beatty was there. Well, he met he 299 00:17:47.000 --> 00:17:50.039 knew Gary, but Warren Batty was there for the first time. 300 00:17:50.160 --> 00:17:52.680 It's like ten years ago, twelve years ago, and the 301 00:17:52.720 --> 00:17:58.319 subject of reality TV came up and all those years ago, 302 00:17:58.400 --> 00:18:03.480 Warren Batty very confidently said, this is never going away. 303 00:18:04.119 --> 00:18:06.559 This is bigger than the film. It's more personal than 304 00:18:06.640 --> 00:18:10.240 movies are. You know, it wouldn't have made a dent 305 00:18:10.319 --> 00:18:13.079 in society when movies were movies, But now with the 306 00:18:13.160 --> 00:18:17.279 crap that's out there, reality TV will win over and over. 307 00:18:17.359 --> 00:18:23.920 It's not going anywhere. That's Warren Batty one of the 308 00:18:23.960 --> 00:18:28.480 best filmmakers of our generation, and he's made. What has 309 00:18:28.519 --> 00:18:32.200 he made in the last ten years. He hadn't done 310 00:18:32.359 --> 00:18:36.200 anything since Town and Country back in two thousand and one. 311 00:18:36.359 --> 00:18:38.599 Well he actually made a film nobody saw like eight 312 00:18:38.680 --> 00:18:42.519 years ago, col Rules Don't Apply, which is about his 313 00:18:42.599 --> 00:18:46.759 hero Howard Hughes. Nobody went to see that or the 314 00:18:46.759 --> 00:18:51.680 other movie. Meanwhile, he's been nominated for fourteen Academy Awards, 315 00:18:51.680 --> 00:18:56.319 including Best Actor, Best Picture, Best Director, Best Original Screenplay, 316 00:18:56.440 --> 00:19:00.920 Best Adapted Screenplay. He won Best Director for Reds Was 317 00:19:00.920 --> 00:19:04.440 That nineteen eighty one. I think only two men have 318 00:19:04.559 --> 00:19:07.519 ever been nominated as an actor, director, writer, and a 319 00:19:07.519 --> 00:19:10.839 producer for the same film. That would be Warren Batty 320 00:19:10.880 --> 00:19:16.240 and Orson Welles. But Warren Batty was right. Reality TV 321 00:19:16.519 --> 00:19:21.000 is here to stay, So say goodbye. To geniuses like 322 00:19:21.119 --> 00:19:24.519 him and others and enjoy your jerk offs like Tom 323 00:19:24.599 --> 00:19:31.640 Sandoval and Kyle Richards makes me sick. And finally, not 324 00:19:31.759 --> 00:19:34.440 in finally, but in addition to all these things I've said, 325 00:19:34.759 --> 00:19:41.640 who told you that this was about to come to fruition? 326 00:19:41.880 --> 00:19:46.400 Who told you what was going on with Connor McGregor. 327 00:19:46.440 --> 00:19:50.480 I don't know. Six seven years ago I warned you guys. 328 00:19:51.000 --> 00:19:53.200 Well I didn't warn you, but I mentioned that the 329 00:19:53.240 --> 00:19:58.319 fighter Connor McGregor was basically raping women all over the 330 00:19:58.440 --> 00:20:02.759 UK and America and nothing's being done about it, I said, 331 00:20:02.759 --> 00:20:06.000 But one day it's going to come crashing down on him. Well, 332 00:20:06.039 --> 00:20:11.720 here we are. Connor McGregor, in light of just having 333 00:20:11.799 --> 00:20:15.319 to pay over a quarter million dollars for being libel 334 00:20:16.480 --> 00:20:21.759 in a rape scenario, just got dropped by Proper Number twelve, 335 00:20:21.799 --> 00:20:25.680 the Irish whisky empire he helped build. And that happened 336 00:20:25.680 --> 00:20:29.079 because just a few days ago he was found libel 337 00:20:29.359 --> 00:20:32.200 in an Irish court for that sexual assault back in 338 00:20:32.240 --> 00:20:38.799 twenty eighteen, which I talked about. As a result, Proxymost Spirits, 339 00:20:39.160 --> 00:20:42.440 which has been the one hundred percent owner of Proper 340 00:20:42.559 --> 00:20:46.319 Number twelve whiskey, has decided to just cut all ties 341 00:20:46.480 --> 00:20:50.759 with this out of control louse. And this is no 342 00:20:51.240 --> 00:20:56.759 small change. I mean, Connor McGregor sold his majority stake 343 00:20:56.960 --> 00:21:00.519 in the company to Proximos Spirits for six one hundred 344 00:21:00.640 --> 00:21:05.079 million dollars in twenty twenty one. Speaking of hundreds of millions, 345 00:21:05.480 --> 00:21:09.920 I read today some Arabic, some sheet, some prints, some 346 00:21:09.960 --> 00:21:14.720 whatever in Saudi Arabia has decided to give to pay 347 00:21:14.799 --> 00:21:19.200 Mike Tyson seven hundred million dollars to fight Jake Paul 348 00:21:19.319 --> 00:21:22.319 in a real boxing match and knock him out within 349 00:21:22.359 --> 00:21:25.160 three rounds. How does Mike Tyson say no to that 350 00:21:25.720 --> 00:21:29.519 seven hundred million? I would tell the guy, Look, I 351 00:21:29.559 --> 00:21:32.839 make it one hundred million. Seven hundred's crazy, you know, 352 00:21:33.400 --> 00:21:37.319 But I firmly believe with that kind of money and 353 00:21:37.359 --> 00:21:40.039 none of the bullshit rules that was stipping at last month, 354 00:21:41.240 --> 00:21:43.920 Tyson would kill Jake Paul, kill him. And I doubt 355 00:21:44.000 --> 00:21:48.119 Jake Paul will take up this opportunity. But interesting nonetheless, 356 00:21:48.880 --> 00:21:51.839 but yeah, this is what happens when you when you 357 00:21:52.200 --> 00:21:54.680 when a woman you corner in a restroom gets two 358 00:21:54.759 --> 00:21:58.400 hundred and fifty seven thousand dollars in retribution for brutally 359 00:21:58.519 --> 00:22:01.720 raping and battering her, and he's been doing this for 360 00:22:01.880 --> 00:22:07.119 years and the hits keep coming. In addition to Proximo 361 00:22:07.559 --> 00:22:11.279 getting rid of McGregor, there's another company, an interactive company, 362 00:22:11.319 --> 00:22:14.759 a developer called Io, which is behind the popular game 363 00:22:14.839 --> 00:22:18.880 hit Man. The video game. They said they're scrubbing all 364 00:22:19.279 --> 00:22:23.960 McGregor related content from their products. This week, of course, 365 00:22:24.079 --> 00:22:28.559 McGregor was forced to apologize, mainly to his fiancee d 366 00:22:28.799 --> 00:22:32.480 Devlin and the mother of his kids, because of his infidelity, 367 00:22:33.319 --> 00:22:36.640 but he still says he was innocent of all charges. 368 00:22:37.079 --> 00:22:39.640 People want to hear from me on needed time. I 369 00:22:39.680 --> 00:22:41.880 know I made mistakes six years ago. I should never 370 00:22:41.960 --> 00:22:44.880 have responded to her outreaches. I should have shut the 371 00:22:44.880 --> 00:22:47.799 party down. I should have never stepped out on the 372 00:22:47.839 --> 00:22:49.920 woman I love most in the world. That's all on me, 373 00:22:50.720 --> 00:22:53.480 as much as I regret it, everything that's happened that 374 00:22:53.599 --> 00:22:56.960 night was consentual, and all the witnesses presidents swore to 375 00:22:57.000 --> 00:22:59.799 that under oath. And I've instructed my legal team to 376 00:22:59.839 --> 00:23:04.119 a peel this decision, and he got very solemn and 377 00:23:04.160 --> 00:23:07.039 said I can't go back, but I will move forward. 378 00:23:07.079 --> 00:23:10.039 I'm beyond grateful to my family, friends and supporters. All 379 00:23:10.039 --> 00:23:13.799 over the world. Who stayed by my side? That's it, 380 00:23:13.960 --> 00:23:19.039 no more, getting back to the gym. The fight game awaits. Yeah, okay, 381 00:23:19.079 --> 00:23:24.200 calm down. McGregor's fought four times since twenty eighteen and 382 00:23:24.240 --> 00:23:27.000 he's a very messy one in three during that time, 383 00:23:27.079 --> 00:23:30.319 and he looked really badly in those losses. The one 384 00:23:30.400 --> 00:23:33.400 win he had came with a forty second tko of 385 00:23:34.119 --> 00:23:38.920 cowboy serone. Connor caught him with a high kick to 386 00:23:39.000 --> 00:23:41.720 the chin and that was it. But this guy's fighting 387 00:23:41.799 --> 00:23:45.359 days are over. You know. It's the old Father Time 388 00:23:45.480 --> 00:23:49.279 is undefeated thing, and you're making it easier for Father 389 00:23:49.440 --> 00:23:52.559 Time when you can't stop partying or raping chicks or 390 00:23:52.559 --> 00:23:55.559 doing blow. I don't know why it's so hard to 391 00:23:55.599 --> 00:23:58.960 believe Connor cheated or raped somebody. Why does anybody have 392 00:23:59.039 --> 00:24:02.880 a problem with that? Time and again, this story plays 393 00:24:02.920 --> 00:24:08.319 out a lot of the time with these athletes. Plus, 394 00:24:08.400 --> 00:24:11.559 like I said, I told you guys that this was 395 00:24:11.599 --> 00:24:14.559 happening and one day he would be pinned to the 396 00:24:14.599 --> 00:24:17.519 wall on this type of behavior, and here we are. 397 00:24:18.480 --> 00:24:21.319 Took six years, but I was right. I remember I 398 00:24:21.400 --> 00:24:24.720 wrote this story back then Radar Magazine wouldn't run it. 399 00:24:25.759 --> 00:24:27.440 Even though I got a tip from a guy in 400 00:24:27.480 --> 00:24:30.480 Ireland who was a fan of the podcast and wanted 401 00:24:30.559 --> 00:24:33.960