Speaker 1: The shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco one
Speaker 1: on one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots all right, part of the concert
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Speaker 2: the coming weeks and months Metallica. Metallica will be joining
Speaker 2: us here in Central Florida. We have a pair of
Speaker 2: tickets this morning up for grabs again to somebody who
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Speaker 2: the jar Facebook page in seven minutes.
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Speaker 3: tickets for that will remind you to get your vote
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Speaker 2: Seven twenty is when the voting opens for you. Say
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Speaker 2: nine o'clock, so just give me plenty of advance warning.
Speaker 2: I realize something here, Taco, after you mentioned it. I
Speaker 2: do not have an additional late entry for another headline
Speaker 2: of the week contender. We're going to have to uh
Speaker 2: were voting in here for the listeners to give us
Speaker 2: some feedback on the ones that have made the cut
Speaker 2: so far this week.
Speaker 3: Okay, do you want to go through headlines of the
Speaker 3: week now or after idiot time.
Speaker 2: Let's do it now so the listeners, can, you know,
Speaker 2: chime in while we go through the rest of the story. Sure, okay,
Speaker 2: here we go synopsis.
Speaker 3: First headline of the week, man died of blunt force
Speaker 3: injuries at us zoo after suspected kangaroo fight.
Speaker 2: That was a guy in South Carolina who died at
Speaker 2: a petting zoo when he decided to box a kangaroo.
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, Next headline of the week, man caught filming
Speaker 3: woman breastfeeding on city bus, then telling the passengers to
Speaker 3: f off because they got upset with them for obvious reasons.
Speaker 3: So we have kangaroo breastfeeding.
Speaker 2: Not really they understand, Yeah yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: Next, police find a naked man in a low's display shed,
Speaker 3: vasiline and a phone with some naughty material on it.
Speaker 3: So do you go kangaroo breastfeeding, jackshack or vasoline?
Speaker 2: Two?
Speaker 3: Two five, two six is where your voting. I'll tally
Speaker 3: all those up as we go through idiotology. Three contenders
Speaker 3: for headline of the week. You all determine which one,
Speaker 3: so we'll circle back as Taco said, when we get
Speaker 3: done here, all right, let's begin in Hollywood in South Florida.
Speaker 3: When you see the phrase crazy eyes, rest assured that
Speaker 3: story is gonna make it to idiotology here in Orlando.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. An investigation underway after video showing an Uber
Speaker 2: driver pointing a gun at passengers in Hollywood. The video,
Speaker 2: posted on Instagram shows the driver yelling at the passengers
Speaker 2: to get out of her car before she starts waving
Speaker 2: and pointing the gun at them. She got them crazy eyes,
Speaker 2: one of the passengers says in the video, which we're
Speaker 2: sharing with you on the jar Our Facebook page. One
Speaker 2: of the passengers in the car was Miami rapper Chrissy Celess,
Speaker 2: not familiar with her body of work.
Speaker 3: Who had the crazy eyes the Uber dri Uber.
Speaker 2: Driver Yes, and none of the passengers are quite sure
Speaker 2: what prompted uh the Uber driver to pull out the
Speaker 2: heater and start waving it around with her crazy eyes.
Speaker 3: I'm checking it out right now. Jare our Facebook page.
Speaker 3: Those are some crazy eyes. Wow. She's one of the
Speaker 3: ones still wearing a mask too.
Speaker 2: Uber has gone on records saying they are investigating the
Speaker 2: incident and have removed the driver's access to the app well,
Speaker 2: I would hope. So wow, I'm just trying to get
Speaker 2: home from the bar. Lady, I'm not saying anything. You
Speaker 2: can just drop me off right here. When you see her,
Speaker 2: you'll understand. And with the mask, it's probably sprobably has.
Speaker 3: Some illness or something, maybe the medications causing those crazy eyes.
Speaker 2: You can keep the headline of the week. Feedback coming
Speaker 2: at two two five, two six. Thank you those of
Speaker 2: you who've expressed a vote so far. All Right, I'm
Speaker 2: not quite sure what to make of this. My initial
Speaker 2: I laughed when I first saw this, but then I
Speaker 2: thought this is pretty cold hearted. Uh. One of the
Speaker 2: producers who's worked on Duck Dynasty and Millionaire Matchmaker has
Speaker 2: pitched a new reality show.
Speaker 3: Okay, what's this one.
Speaker 2: Where illegal immigrants compete for a legit citizenship.
Speaker 3: This is amazing.
Speaker 2: Wait, there's even more here. The show is called The
Speaker 2: American and it would have contestants riding around the country
Speaker 2: on a train, competing in regionally specific contest You know,
Speaker 2: to get to know America and American traditions, you go
Speaker 2: to Wisconsin and do a little log rolling. Okay, it's such.
Speaker 2: Now Here's where Here's where some folks are getting quite upset.
Speaker 2: Apparently Homelands Security Secretary Christy Nome is up for this
Speaker 2: and says she say, hey, why not. It would set
Speaker 2: a good example. And she's even apparently volunteering government officials
Speaker 2: to act as judges.
Speaker 3: She's got a point. I thought you were gonna end
Speaker 3: this story with saying ice rated this set.
Speaker 2: Now that and everybody's gone. They rounded up all to
Speaker 2: Tom Holman's the casting director, and he's got a bunch
Speaker 2: of his crew with their trucks waiting in the wings,
Speaker 2: and it's an open casting call if they and then
Speaker 2: they just swoop in and scoop them all up.
Speaker 3: Hey, if they're gonna let the winner, I say, you,
Speaker 3: let like half of them become citizens, you know, but
Speaker 3: have them take the tests. Hey, have it legit, because
Speaker 3: as what's their name said, at least there, it's gonna
Speaker 3: set a good example for what you're.
Speaker 2: Supposed to do. Now, to be clear, the concept is
Speaker 2: they would, obviously what you just said, have to go
Speaker 2: through the legitimate process that you know, people who decide
Speaker 2: to take the right path to it would just be
Speaker 2: fast tracked and cut through the red tape for the
Speaker 2: winner of the show. Good. So as long as they
Speaker 2: do it. Legit, the winner would be sworn in on
Speaker 2: the steps of the US Capitol. All right, great the
Speaker 2: American We'll see those votes.
Speaker 3: Keep on coming in at two two five, two six.
Speaker 3: Remember your votes are for breastfeeding, vasoline or kangaroo.
Speaker 2: All right. Uh, it's sad to report, and I have
Speaker 2: more on this on our Facebook page as well. Tommy
Speaker 2: Lee and Brittany Ferlin have separated really apparently they've been
Speaker 2: apart now for two weeks. She's had enough of his drinking,
Speaker 2: which is weird. It's ugly head again.
Speaker 3: Yeah it didn't his sun knock him out once?
Speaker 2: Oh that was a last marriage.
Speaker 3: Okay, let me see her picture real quick.
Speaker 2: Comedian.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I know she is.
Speaker 2: She's cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but man, Tommy dude bro on tours over right
Speaker 3: like torn right now.
Speaker 2: He's still living the rock star life. I take it down,
Speaker 2: all right, Hopefully they can sort things out. All right,
Speaker 2: Let's let's wrap it up here with the tally the results.
Speaker 2: Let's say the listeners on headline of the week.
Speaker 3: Wow, there are a lot. Thank you for everybody getting
Speaker 3: your votes in Kangaroo Vasolene, Jack Shack, Kangaroo Vasolene, so
Speaker 3: so far, that's even Vassalleene, vassolin, kangaroo Vassilene, Vasolene. No,
Speaker 3: they said jack shack, but kangaroo, kangaroo, kangaroo, kangaroo, Vassolene, Vasoleene.
Speaker 3: I think it's vasolene because there's four more in a
Speaker 3: row right there for it.
Speaker 2: What do you think I would cast my vote for
Speaker 2: that one as well? To me for quality headlines this week,
Speaker 2: you can't meet a guy who is nude inside. Well,
Speaker 2: he had his pants around his ankles inside a display
Speaker 2: shed at Low's with the tub of aasilene going to
Speaker 2: Tugtown with some images on his phone and playing view
Speaker 2: of everyone at five o'clock in the afternoon. If I
Speaker 2: recall that, to me, I think that's uh. I would
Speaker 2: agree with the listeners.
Speaker 3: But then we had this one come in meth Pipe Raccoon.
Speaker 1: Now that's from last week.
Speaker 2: They're just they're on a time tolay talking.
Speaker 3: So is it the seven more came in for Bazilene.
Speaker 2: Right there you go, that is this week's headline, but
Speaker 2: the week thank you for determining that for us.
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