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<v Speaker 1>The shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, part of the concert

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<v Speaker 2>onslaught over. You know, not just this weekend, but in

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<v Speaker 2>the coming weeks and months Metallica. Metallica will be joining

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<v Speaker 2>us here in Central Florida. We have a pair of

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<v Speaker 2>tickets this morning up for grabs again to somebody who

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<v Speaker 2>votes for you, say we played that. Voting opens on

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<v Speaker 2>the jar Facebook page in seven minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>Again Big jr R. Show with Metallica. You can win

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<v Speaker 3>tickets for that will remind you to get your vote

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<v Speaker 3>in again, so don't worry right again.

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<v Speaker 2>Seven twenty is when the voting opens for you. Say

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<v Speaker 2>we play at JA our Facebook page. You have till

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<v Speaker 2>nine o'clock, so just give me plenty of advance warning.

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<v Speaker 2>I realize something here, Taco, after you mentioned it. I

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<v Speaker 2>do not have an additional late entry for another headline

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<v Speaker 2>of the week contender. We're going to have to uh

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<v Speaker 2>were voting in here for the listeners to give us

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<v Speaker 2>some feedback on the ones that have made the cut

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<v Speaker 2>so far this week.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, do you want to go through headlines of the

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<v Speaker 3>week now or after idiot time.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do it now so the listeners, can, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>chime in while we go through the rest of the story. Sure, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>here we go synopsis.

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<v Speaker 3>First headline of the week, man died of blunt force

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<v Speaker 3>injuries at us zoo after suspected kangaroo fight.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a guy in South Carolina who died at

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<v Speaker 2>a petting zoo when he decided to box a kangaroo.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yes, Next headline of the week, man caught filming

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<v Speaker 3>woman breastfeeding on city bus, then telling the passengers to

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<v Speaker 3>f off because they got upset with them for obvious reasons.

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<v Speaker 3>So we have kangaroo breastfeeding.

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<v Speaker 2>Not really they understand, Yeah yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Next, police find a naked man in a low's display shed,

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<v Speaker 3>vasiline and a phone with some naughty material on it.

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<v Speaker 3>So do you go kangaroo breastfeeding, jackshack or vasoline?

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<v Speaker 2>Two?

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<v Speaker 3>Two five, two six is where your voting. I'll tally

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<v Speaker 3>all those up as we go through idiotology. Three contenders

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<v Speaker 3>for headline of the week. You all determine which one,

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<v Speaker 3>so we'll circle back as Taco said, when we get

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<v Speaker 3>done here, all right, let's begin in Hollywood in South Florida.

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<v Speaker 3>When you see the phrase crazy eyes, rest assured that

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<v Speaker 3>story is gonna make it to idiotology here in Orlando.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah. An investigation underway after video showing an Uber

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<v Speaker 2>driver pointing a gun at passengers in Hollywood. The video,

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<v Speaker 2>posted on Instagram shows the driver yelling at the passengers

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<v Speaker 2>to get out of her car before she starts waving

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<v Speaker 2>and pointing the gun at them. She got them crazy eyes,

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<v Speaker 2>one of the passengers says in the video, which we're

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<v Speaker 2>sharing with you on the jar Our Facebook page. One

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<v Speaker 2>of the passengers in the car was Miami rapper Chrissy Celess,

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<v Speaker 2>not familiar with her body of work.

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<v Speaker 3>Who had the crazy eyes the Uber dri Uber.

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<v Speaker 2>Driver Yes, and none of the passengers are quite sure

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<v Speaker 2>what prompted uh the Uber driver to pull out the

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<v Speaker 2>heater and start waving it around with her crazy eyes.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm checking it out right now. Jare our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>Those are some crazy eyes. Wow. She's one of the

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<v Speaker 3>ones still wearing a mask too.

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<v Speaker 2>Uber has gone on records saying they are investigating the

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<v Speaker 2>incident and have removed the driver's access to the app well,

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<v Speaker 2>I would hope. So wow, I'm just trying to get

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<v Speaker 2>home from the bar. Lady, I'm not saying anything. You

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<v Speaker 2>can just drop me off right here. When you see her,

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<v Speaker 2>you'll understand. And with the mask, it's probably sprobably has.

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<v Speaker 3>Some illness or something, maybe the medications causing those crazy eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>You can keep the headline of the week. Feedback coming

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<v Speaker 2>at two two five, two six. Thank you those of

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<v Speaker 2>you who've expressed a vote so far. All Right, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not quite sure what to make of this. My initial

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<v Speaker 2>I laughed when I first saw this, but then I

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<v Speaker 2>thought this is pretty cold hearted. Uh. One of the

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<v Speaker 2>producers who's worked on Duck Dynasty and Millionaire Matchmaker has

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<v Speaker 2>pitched a new reality show.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, what's this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Where illegal immigrants compete for a legit citizenship.

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<v Speaker 3>This is amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, there's even more here. The show is called The

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<v Speaker 2>American and it would have contestants riding around the country

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<v Speaker 2>on a train, competing in regionally specific contest You know,

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<v Speaker 2>to get to know America and American traditions, you go

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<v Speaker 2>to Wisconsin and do a little log rolling. Okay, it's such.

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<v Speaker 2>Now Here's where Here's where some folks are getting quite upset.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently Homelands Security Secretary Christy Nome is up for this

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<v Speaker 2>and says she say, hey, why not. It would set

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<v Speaker 2>a good example. And she's even apparently volunteering government officials

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<v Speaker 2>to act as judges.

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<v Speaker 3>She's got a point. I thought you were gonna end

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<v Speaker 3>this story with saying ice rated this set.

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<v Speaker 2>Now that and everybody's gone. They rounded up all to

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<v Speaker 2>Tom Holman's the casting director, and he's got a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of his crew with their trucks waiting in the wings,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's an open casting call if they and then

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<v Speaker 2>they just swoop in and scoop them all up.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, if they're gonna let the winner, I say, you,

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<v Speaker 3>let like half of them become citizens, you know, but

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<v Speaker 3>have them take the tests. Hey, have it legit, because

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<v Speaker 3>as what's their name said, at least there, it's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>set a good example for what you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Supposed to do. Now, to be clear, the concept is

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<v Speaker 2>they would, obviously what you just said, have to go

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<v Speaker 2>through the legitimate process that you know, people who decide

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<v Speaker 2>to take the right path to it would just be

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<v Speaker 2>fast tracked and cut through the red tape for the

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<v Speaker 2>winner of the show. Good. So as long as they

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<v Speaker 2>do it. Legit, the winner would be sworn in on

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<v Speaker 2>the steps of the US Capitol. All right, great the

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<v Speaker 2>American We'll see those votes.

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<v Speaker 3>Keep on coming in at two two five, two six.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember your votes are for breastfeeding, vasoline or kangaroo.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. Uh, it's sad to report, and I have

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<v Speaker 2>more on this on our Facebook page as well. Tommy

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<v Speaker 2>Lee and Brittany Ferlin have separated really apparently they've been

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<v Speaker 2>apart now for two weeks. She's had enough of his drinking,

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<v Speaker 2>which is weird. It's ugly head again.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah it didn't his sun knock him out once?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that was a last marriage.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, let me see her picture real quick.

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<v Speaker 2>Comedian.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I know she is.

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<v Speaker 2>She's cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but man, Tommy dude bro on tours over right

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<v Speaker 3>like torn right now.

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<v Speaker 2>He's still living the rock star life. I take it down,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, Hopefully they can sort things out. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>Let's let's wrap it up here with the tally the results.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's say the listeners on headline of the week.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, there are a lot. Thank you for everybody getting

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<v Speaker 3>your votes in Kangaroo Vasolene, Jack Shack, Kangaroo Vasolene, so

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<v Speaker 3>so far, that's even Vassalleene, vassolin, kangaroo Vassilene, Vasolene. No,

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<v Speaker 3>they said jack shack, but kangaroo, kangaroo, kangaroo, kangaroo, Vassolene, Vasoleene.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's vasolene because there's four more in a

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<v Speaker 3>row right there for it.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think I would cast my vote for

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<v Speaker 2>that one as well? To me for quality headlines this week,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't meet a guy who is nude inside. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>he had his pants around his ankles inside a display

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<v Speaker 2>shed at Low's with the tub of aasilene going to

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<v Speaker 2>Tugtown with some images on his phone and playing view

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<v Speaker 2>of everyone at five o'clock in the afternoon. If I

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<v Speaker 2>recall that, to me, I think that's uh. I would

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<v Speaker 2>agree with the listeners.

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<v Speaker 3>But then we had this one come in meth Pipe Raccoon.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that's from last week.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just they're on a time tolay talking.

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<v Speaker 3>So is it the seven more came in for Bazilene.

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<v Speaker 2>Right there you go, that is this week's headline, but

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<v Speaker 2>the week thank you for determining that for us.

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