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Speaker 1: I know I feel bad because I don't know how
to talk about it with everybody here, but I figured
I kind of have to. My dad passed away last Friday.
So from the end of June to the beginning of
July I had gone up there to help move him
to a higher level of care. He was calling everybody
saying I'm dying tomorrow or I'm dying in the next
two days, which I poked fun at, and I think
maybe he did know. I don't know, but then he
fell and it was a gosh, just a couple of days.
I think my brother had just dropped his kids off,
so I think my brother and sister in law were
looking forward to two weeks no kids because they were
going to sleep away camp for two weeks straight, and
I think they were like, you know what I mean,
Dad settled that my brother has been amazing in all
this and really throughout my dad's life, it was kind
of the guy who tried to help him and save
him from time to time, and so I thought they
were probably he is static to have the two weeks.
And then my dad falls breaks his hip badly and
his femur, and we were saying, well, maybe we don't
do surgery, and they're like, he'll never even sit up again,
so you gotta do surgery. So they did the surgery,
and then he got aspiration aneumonia where you kind of
asperate your own spitting stuff into your lungs, your own fluids,
and then he he had a UTI, which was kind
of fox up your brain, right, Yeah, So from there
they were gonna put him in ICU, and I think
he was ripping stuff out. My brother said to me,
he goes, I've never walked into a hospital and just
seeing someone laying completely naked on the bed with nothing
on them. You're like, no, no, no sheet, no anything.
And I think the morphine was making him hot and
he's picking that stuff. So then they're like, they call
my sister in law one morning and said, we're pretty
sure he's dying. You better get o over here. So
my sister in law did. My brother calls me and goes,
you may want to get up here. So I made
arrangements to fly out and my sister again, everybody's dropping
him and we had just been there, you know what
I mean. So now so now you're there and you
go up and and by this point they said, we're
going to move him to hospice and all we're going
to do is make him comfortable. So that means no food,
no water. Okay, so this is Friday, and he lasted
to the following Friday, full week with no food, no water,
just morphine and a little oxygen tube tubes in his
in his No, it's just the tiniest little thing that
was prying. So no, he was unconscious the entire time.
And so you get up there. Hospice care is amazing,
but there's still more shit to be done, you know
what I'm saying. Now, All the stuff that we moved
in before we got to get the fuck out of there,
all his clothes, all his everything, and there's you know, trying
to figure out his bank accounts and what's happening there,
and he, my brother was pissed because he's the power
of attorney and kept saying, Dad, we've got to get
to the bank physically because of elder scams. You gotta
have someone with you. Yep, right, I can't. So he
never did that. So everything would go to pro It'll
all work out, it's no big deal. But so we
went up there. Well, I guess the last gift my
dad gave us was the three of us together, me,
my brother, and sister. No kids around, right. My brother's
kids are gone just to sleep way Camp. My sister's
kids are down in the DC ERA. One's out of
sleep away camp once with her father, and I sent
Jamison to his mom in Alabama, And so there was
no worry about any of that shit. Your home farm
is saying. There was a night where we sat up
till three in the morning on the dock, just drinking
and laughing our asses off, laughing so much so that
I'm not proud of this. But the next day we
were going to hospice and there's a little one of those,
a brewery right right near them, and it also has food,
really good food. So we went in there for lunch
and lady goes, what do you want a drink? I go,
I really can't.
Speaker 3: I can't have not a.
Speaker 1: Thing, so I don't. My sister then drives us to
hospice and we get up to the entrance of the hospice,
which is in a neighborhood. It's like you wouldn't even
know it's step down. That's beautiful, right, it's all come,
I got, I gotta, I go out, and I freaking
ruffed all that eyway over hospice and then I'm going
if anybody says anything to me, gonna be like, I
am so upset about my dad. Yeah. No, I'm so
sad about that. I puked like under trees. And my
sister's doing like another circle. She goes, got you, okay, go,
I'll meet you in there. It's gone. Man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's heavy drinking right now.
Speaker 1: Oh it was. I probably had it could have had
eighteen beers twenty beers by the time it was done.
But it was just steady, just steady.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no shots, no anything, and just beer. But that's
heavy after a while, you know what I mean. Yeah,
And it wasn't Guinness, no, it was it was something
from the West coast, and then I think we went
to cancer that and then like a summer there. Now
they're making these summer beers which are lighter right to
compete with probably cores light whateverbody else would go to naturally,
And so that's all. It might have been summer days.
I don't even know. I just know that I was
drinking and at one point I went, oh boy, I
think I got this. I think I gotta stop, because
it was just sitting right about here. You know, I
just sat there. So I did.
Speaker 3: I wind up? I wind up puking.
Speaker 1: But all I can say about this whole experience, and
I and I will get into a little bit of
detail with it, it it was. And as my sister said,
there are things in life that are the most ordinary
and extraordinary. And by that, she's like, everybody has children,
it's ordinary, She's like, but when you have the kid,
it's extraordinary to be in there to watch that happen.
And the same thing. Everybody's gonna die, everybody has lost
somebody you're not. This isn't new, and it's you know,
you know what I mean. It's like, yeah, everybody's gone
through it, but it was extraordinary in your own way.
So we weren't sure what to do. We thought that
he would pass by Tuesday or Wednesday. So the plan
was the three of us would be there, my mom
would probably come up, maybe some a few friends, and
we would have my dad wanted a church service, and
he wanted a big party, so that the church service
we were gonna do. He had a priest up there
that he had become friendly with. He wanted to have
that guy. I think, I think it's episcopalia. So the
guy's married, but they still refer to him as a
priest or whatever it is. And he had met with
my dad. My dad had gone to his church when
he lived up there before.
Speaker 3: He met with him.
Speaker 1: When we were there, originally made all his plans, came
to see him before the surgery when he first fell,
came and spent some time with him in the hospital.
He was still kind of loose it then, and so
the plan was we would have him, not embomb him.
He wants to be cremated, but we would have the
church service. We'd have people there and that would happen. Well,
Now he goes till Friday. The priest goes on vacation.
So now we're all going back because it's Saturday, and
he had to be embombed, and now all the grandkids
are home from camp, so everybody's going to try to descend.
I'm not even sure if my sister can actually make
it back, but that doesn't mean anything. But you wonder,
like what are they hanging on to and can they
hear you? And can you do all this? And we
went in there and we were you know, throughout the
week in hospice. They were wonderful. But we would talk
to him, Hey, Dad, I'm here, I love you. Hey,
remember this. We would tell stories, Remember when he did this,
Remember when I did this? But we actually sang silly songs.
He would sing to us at kids one day, right,
and then we're wondering what's going on. So we tried,
were trying to convince and not that he needed to
be convinced, but he's eighty one years old himself, my
uncle who lives in Park City to come. And my
uncle was I think a little bit hesitant in that
he thought, oh, if I get there and it's already happy,
I can't see it, you know. So I think there
was that he did come. He and his wife came.
They spend time with him, talking to him and all
this this whole thing, by the way, this whole experience,
I want to do like a serious podcast about youth
in Asia because I think at some point it's it's like,
you know, because my uncle, Yeah, my uncle's going this
is this is nice? Yeah, right, it's just morphine and
air for right, and they keep going, Well, your dad
had to be one strong guy. Yeah, he had a
he was a runner for eight years ago and then
he had some here's a little bat blue period and
then came out of that and never drank again and
was riding his bike and do so. We always exercised,
So he had a strong heart. But I don't know,
I don't know if he was hanging on for his brother.
He hardly made any real noises. And when my uncle
Joe came in, he's like, all of a sudden, he's like,
and my Uncle's like, I don't think his wife had
been a nurse, And I'm like, I'm not sure. We
haven't seen that the entire time. They were gonna leave
on Friday. Of course, again we get to have nice
dinners together and hanging out, you know, in the pond
doing drinking, going over to where my brother runs the hotel,
which is absolutely gorgeous, the Cliffhouse, and and then my
uncle sends the thing saying, you know, we're heading out.
We stopped to see your dad at hospice and he
looks okay, and we're all looking at each other, going
we can't go much longer. They're like, what the fuck
are we going to do? So at this point, my
sister and my sister in law, because I don't really
do anything, looked online and saw that, you know, maybe
remove the oxygen and that hospice would be willing to
do that. It's not cruel and it's not bad, it's
just you know, and then maybe things were still down.
So we had to move all the furniture out because
here's something that's weird. If you have a loved one
who's in an assisted living center and you want to
donate through furniture, there are companies that'll come pick it up,
but they can't go win the room. So yeah, so
we had to get it all out to the atrium
or in front of the place and off to the side.
Don't forget they still have people, a lot of walkers
coming through you know what I mean this and that,
Like at one point, this time again I ran into
a gurney. The first time it was a funeral home,
come and pick up a body, same piece of fucking furniture, Matt.
This time it's a guy on a gurney waiting to
be taken.
Speaker 3: To an ambulance.
Speaker 4: What the waiting a minute for your ambulance is not
gonna get my shit out of here?
Speaker 5: Who were like in the door, it's like the facility
that he had been living in. They want to take
it as a donation.
Speaker 1: I mean they know they haven't even his books and stuff.
They're like, like, our library is full. And he had
weird He had weird books. He had a lot of
a lot of dictionaries and Dictionary of the probably dictionaries
he didn't even know existed. And I don't mean that
in any snobby, intellectually weaponizing way, but who has ever
heard of the Oxford Regional Dictionary of Slang?
Speaker 5: You should have brought up to.
Speaker 1: Like who would?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't?
Speaker 1: He had it and he used to tell us give
us words like the pizza cross with the delicious Pizza
from BTV, the crust if you left it there is
called an ort o r T and my father used
always go, you guys gonna eat your orts like it
just you sounded nuts, but that that was my dad.
So we get everything out. I had stopped for lunch,
so I'm one beer in for the day, and then
my brother's gonna meet us at their house after work,
and you know we're gonna change. We have a couple
more beers. We pack up the cooler and we go
up the hospice and on the way we're all saying,
we're all good to take the oxygen down. Ever, do
you agree? Everybody says yes, get in there, and the
nurse comes walking in behind us and she says, we're
gonna flip them, so if you want to step out,
meaning that they kind of wash them down. What they
do is they rotator, right, so they're gonna rotate them.
And that's part of the reason he had pins and
rods put in and serve him anything other than but
he would have been in. I don't think they could
have done that right, to just move them. So they
say that, and then she comes back. She goes, oh,
we're all set, Do you have any questions? And my
brother and I look at my sister and she goes,
oh great, like none of us wanted those. So she said,
what do you think and the nurse said, oh, well, yeah,
my brother goes not not the question you were expecting,
And she said no, she said, it can be a
rapid decline if we take it out. And again, it's
just two little things. It's not a mask, it's not
it's not a ventilator. It's just and she said, the
medicine he's on, it's helping him breathe, it's opening up
his lungs a little bit, and the morphine is helping
with pain. So yes, so I guess there was a
couple of medications within five minutes. He was kinde yeah.
Speaker 5: So you were all there though, all three of.
Speaker 1: Us and my sister in law stood there. Well, he
got quite emotional, as you can imagine, and we uh,
and then it got kind of quiet, and you're just
staring at him and you're watching like you're just watching
this and this is the extraordinary part, ordinary happiness everything.
I just never seen anybody like literally leave. So we're
sitting there and you can see kind of the pulse
in his neck, and my sister said, we should do something,
we should sing something, and she started singing amazing grace,
and my brother and I joined in. And then my
brother goes, I don't know the second verse.
Speaker 3: I don't know the words.
Speaker 1: I don't know the second verse. So we sang it
and then I swear to God. By the time we
were done, it was gone. And I said, there, I go,
he's gone. And we stood there for a second. I
waited like what I thought was approbably amount of time,
and I go, I'll go get the nurse. And my
brother goes, let's give it a couple of minutes. What's
that everything? And it was amazing to watch as the
color like your lips are no longer read. The color
is gone, like it's just gone. And then slowly I go,
oh my god, that happens so fat. It was like
somebody just turned you off. It was really strange. And
uh so we went and got the nurse and she said, okay,
give us a minute. We're going to put him on
his back. And then and and kind of problem. They
had to declare him dead. Right they can't because I
can come away he's dead, maybe not, And then they
call the funeral home. Funeral home is going to be
forty minutes to come out to get him. So and
then of course they're going to do one more time
with the body, and we're looking like no a week
with it, And we all talked and we went over
even then and you know, kind of gave him a
kiss and said and then they kind of put him
in the bag and come out, and then the funeral.
This poor girl, she's on call on a Friday night,
you know. And my dad wasn't a small he was
not overweight at all or anything at this point. It
hasn't been for probably the last fifteen years. But he's
taller than me by an end. She's six two, and
he's about one hundred and ninety five pounds one hundred
and ninety one hundred ninety five. It's a lot of
dead weight, you know what I mean. And it's not
evenly distributed. So I was wondering how, and she's this
little girl. So then she comes and she says, because
my brother is in Maine, he's the contact, and he
gets like this plastic rose and we're so sorry for
your loss. It's like this rose and this other thing.
So meanwhile, while we were waiting for them, it was
while we're waiting for them.
Speaker 3: Whatever real one bin better.
Speaker 1: You think I have no idea. I just think nothing,
like what am I gonna know? Nothing? But it was
I guess that's what they I don't know. So we're
sitting there and they called. We had called my mother
and my mother without trying to reveal too much. I
was a ten pound baby. She had an episiotomy ovulating
and things would call problems and be painful. So it
was five years till my sister and then my brother
came after that. And my mother said, my biggest fear
was that my poor I think she texted on my
poor Billy would be the this you would have nobody
by the deathbed. I'm so glad you were all there.
So my brother puts the rose in his mouth, steps
his self, he goes. Billy wasn't alone, and I got
the rose. So there was still a sense of humor.
It was still nice. Problem is that you know now
we were all going back. It just it's almost like
my father used to make this joke. I would never
want to be a pain to my family or whatever.
I'm getting the phrase wrong, But so that that was it.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know that it's really hit me necessarily. I
think that I know Matt has lost a parent. I
know that you've lost both your parents, and like I said,
I mean, I don't know what it's like.
Speaker 6: Well to me, like I was telling you when I
came in, it was kind of like a you're said,
but there's a relief to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, you know what I mean. Well, they're never
going to be able to like that was the thing
where I'm going at this point. You wish you could
almost be the doctor to up the morphine a little
bit and.
Speaker 3: Just let them go and in the answer your thing.
Speaker 6: When my mother passed, I was an old I was
an old forge with Matt, and so she waited until
I got She died probably a few hours later after
I got home.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, agree that.
Speaker 5: They do that.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's true.
Speaker 5: I know someone who's a death doula. Actually, yeah, and
I've talked to her because I she's in the Women's
Business Owner group with me. But I haven't lost a parent.
But I lost my stepdad last year. And yeah, he
had gotten approved for in home hospice that day. My
mom had been his caretaker. My mom was leaving that night.
She was just going to go out with her friends
to go see a show at like RBTL, and my
stepsister was staying with her, And as soon as she
walked out the front door, my stepdad passed and they
were like he did not want to die in front
of my mom, like he had like loved her too much,
too much dignity to pass in front of my mom
that as soon as she left he passed away.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was there was something somewhat alk. Not
all death is the same. I think Malcolm's wall worn
or drowned? Was that how he died in Costa Rica.
I think he got caught up in a rip current
or something. And I don't know, Uh sad, beautiful spot
to go, but but uh so that that sounds horrible.
This was like almost beautiful, you know, I forgive me,
but it was like almost beautiful that we were all
the three kids were there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know you got to hug.
Speaker 5: Each other and that's yeah, you do get to like
like when my mom called that my papa had passed,
like the whole family showed up. We all had a
drink like in his honor. My stepbrother poured a Captain
and coke and put it in Papa's hands and like
because he's he passed sitting in his spot and everything
and it was just it was nice, so all sit there.
I mean it was It's strange when you're.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your person.
Speaker 5: Like a dead body. It was a Saturday night that
he passed. Took them hours to get them.
Speaker 1: Irish used to prop you up in the corner next
to the keg and that was the wake. I think,
maybe I want to be I've never heard that before,
many many many years ago. I think there were pictures
that I saw and they and they were Irelanders and
what they would do. Yeah, I don't that's yeah, you could, I.
Speaker 6: Guess, but you know, just look after losing people at
start at a young age.
Speaker 3: When my mom went to pass, it wasn't is devastating.
Speaker 1: Is you know, because she's supposed to do. Yes, she's
supposed to do. That's what I mean. Like, that's where
this is. It's ordinary like nothings. Nothing's out of alignment here.
It's not a child dying before a parent. It's it's
the order of life that I want to happen. But yeah,
that's the order of life. And uh, you were young
when your dad passed.
Speaker 3: No, I was it was two thousand and nine, so.
Speaker 1: I was in my thirties, okay, and how about you?
Speaker 4: I was twenty four.
Speaker 1: Yeah. See, it's like, here's what I'm waiting for. Oh god,
I gotta tell dad that, and then realizing that he's
not there, that that's what.
Speaker 3: I'm that's the worst.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm waiting for. And I think it'll happen.
Speaker 5: And I think it's hard when you get the ashes too.
If he's getting cremated.
Speaker 1: He's gonna get cremated, but.
Speaker 5: The ashes, like, yeah, that's sort of just that's a
gut punch.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And he said to us, I want a big party,
but give everybody time to really mourn me. Really really.
Speaker 3: He was going to be eighty in.
Speaker 1: October, so we think we're going to do young. That's
still it is by today's standards. And you're not the
only I was out to like a I don't know,
tequiling snacks. I guess we'll call it uh over on
winting or merchants. Everybody been over tavos. Everybody been there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, get there.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's pretty nice. Yeah, yeah, how did I know it?
It must have been something that was sitting here, but
a person who it was a funeral director was there
and said, you know, that's still pretty young. Yeah, And
I went, good, maybe maybe I'm gonna last more than
twenty four.
Speaker 6: Want it is only six years older than you know.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know what you're not saying anything.
Speaker 3: I'm not sayingthing wrong.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying I don't think the eighty is an
older age.
Speaker 4: I guess, well, we know you don't think it's old.
Speaker 3: I guess that's what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 1: You're still on the app.
Speaker 5: Was amazing.
Speaker 4: I didn't think Mark would be the one to bring
up the age of anybody.
Speaker 5: I do feel like though, it can put a lot
of life into perspective, like since my stepdad passed, I'm
trying to do more with my mom, like I invited
her on a summer vacation in a couple of weeks
with us, you know, because it can happen unexpectedly too.
Speaker 1: I think that that's I agree. I agree. I think
I don't know if you live this way, Map, but
all the things you and Natalie do together, the places
you go, it looks like you have fun. Why you
can I've learned that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I really believe now from losing a wife that
was twenty seven, but also losing so many classmates over
the last twenty years. Yeah, yeah, I think we lost
one of our client well, one got killed in school,
you know, you get hit by a car. But we've
had a couple from cancer in the thirties, and so
it was just like, you know what, I'm obviously gonna
say for tomorrow, but you're also gonna enjoy it today.
Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, right, because you can't take it with you.
Because that's when my dad died. The only thing on
was a hospital gown. That was it, Like there was
nothing else there. The big leather chair don't mean shit,
you know what I mean? Well, all the the books,
the memories of this, I mean, you know, and my
poor brother's got a lot of stuff in his garage.
Speaker 5: Still should hire an organizer, travel all the time like
I'm in the assessed living. That's why I'm asking because
a lot of the places around here, when someone passes
their moves to a higher level of care, they will
use their bookshelves, desks, beds for the next resident.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, so I don't know. I think everybody
here was bringing their ome, but I'm not. I don't
know how it works. Yeah, you know that's the thing,
all right, B T B Wood Fire Pizza and grill.
I will say, no.
Speaker 3: Kill you.
Speaker 1: You can cater your after funeral party, right, which which
which we have?
Speaker 3: Yes, we've done that.
Speaker 4: We're doing one tomorrow.
Speaker 1: You're doing are you?
Speaker 4: We have one of these at the party.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that and really good just to
die for.
Speaker 4: Celebrated.
Speaker 1: But the uh but that back room is perfect. We've
done a lot of those things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And unfortunately a couple of my friends have had
their moms and we've done those there too. So that's
always nice because you give back to somebody. Yeah, but
it's nice. It's it's tough. It's the toughest time in
somebody's life, I feel like for the most part. And
if you can give them a little comfort, a little happiness, ye,
you know.
Speaker 1: Well, you're you're very good at doing that. I the
pickle pizza has been upgraded. It is so good. It
was really good before, but I bit into it this
time and I go man Cajun rants just enough kick
Cajun rant, little bacon.
Speaker 4: One of the best dressings we make too, is on
the Southwest Side.
Speaker 3: It's so freaking good.
Speaker 1: What made your son? It was your son who goes ahead,
let me try this.
Speaker 4: He comes up all kinds of ship there before we
went away. He came up and he can figure out
how to do stuff for bread, which is kind of
cool in a wood fired oven.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just from just from playing around. Kid's pretty talented.
I think you realized that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, keep them?
Speaker 3: What about?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: And then Wednesday the concerts coming up.
Speaker 4: The sixteenth, August sixteenth, Okay, so we.
Speaker 1: Got just a couple of weeks and it's the Zach
Bryan tribute band, and then that is gonna be It's.
Speaker 4: Gonna be huge, enormous. As the weather holds up, I
think it will should fairly. Yeah, that means it will
definitely ring. That way sold your boat, so yeah it
should be good.
Speaker 1: Right, you did sell it.
Speaker 3: If you've noticed, it has not rained.
Speaker 4: So I should buy a Snowbill would never snowy. You know,
two years ago, I purposely my my buddy wanted me
to go out with Snowvale and he goes, you'll love it.
I said, I hate the cold. I'll hate it. I
bought the snowball, the boots, everything, gloves, didn't never buy
the helmet. Never got out once. There was never enough snow.
Friend about once you sell your stuff, you're never.
Speaker 1: That's funny. That's very funny. All right, we'll take a
moment only because it was everywhere and I have some
connection to the story.
Speaker 4: But I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 5: Inst it is my personnellity cam.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the kiss cam. Oh, we'll get you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that happened. That happened to me once in Buffalo.
Speaker 1: Well, we'll hear all about it right after this. Oh,
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Speaker 4: Busted flat and Ben Rouge waiting for train on a spear, the.
Speaker 5: News faded as margin.
Speaker 3: Bob a thumed a diesel down just afar.
Speaker 1: The road.
Speaker 5: A sooent new.
Speaker 1: This is a Dannis Chaplin. My dad at one point,
a married man with three kids, bought a Fierro.
Speaker 5: Why do I not know what that is?
Speaker 3: Well, because you're a small ass car.
Speaker 1: Two Yeah, it's a two seater, sporty looking car. Are
not really built for anything. From Pontiac. It was the
Pontiac Veria, and I think I think I'd never even
looked into this, just from the name and the styling.
It was based on the Ferrari Okay, okay, so he
would crank Janis Joplin. No matter who was in the car,
it would be Meme. And I think all of us
loved this. And my sister when we were having our
late night drinking night, she sang it very well on
the dock. But while I'm up there, all of a
sudden it explodes with the CEO of Astronomer being caught
on the kiss cam and the cold Play show. I
believe it Jillette Stadium, pretty sure. Yeah, I'm pretty sure
it was in Boston. And then I find out that
they spend their summers in Kennybunk. And then I find
out someone who dropped off blueberry cheesecake to the house.
This woman had golfed with. That guy's the CEO's wife earlier.
The kids are camp counselors at some day camp up
on the beach, right, so they're like entrench in there,
and I was I thought, that's the ripple effect. If
I saw my dad's my buddy's dad with his arms
wrapped around you, I couldn't not say anything. I would
feel bad. Yeah, but that would last five minutes and
then then you gotta start going, Amen, Hey, where's your dad?
And put my mom, lock my mom in the basement,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like that, I don't know.
Speaker 1: And somebody else in Rochester said they know someone who
he banged before that worked for the company.
Speaker 5: Really, yeah, so here's my question, Like, a verified source
told you this, Okay, A.
Speaker 1: Verified source told me that there was an other woman.
Speaker 5: Yea, that here was a man who sleep around. I
bet the wife knows and just turn here, you.
Speaker 1: There's no way this brought this woman didn't know. She
had to know that he was.
Speaker 5: I bet she posted family photos on Facebook a lot too.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe probably it was sort of like to cover
up to like overcompensate. Yeah, well, look, it's a nice
life when you're making half a million dollars a year,
that's a nice life style. And I'm sure that she probably,
you know, worked or something too. She I don't know
what she did.
Speaker 4: I forgot she had a decent job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so there could be that could be a house
that made seven hundred to a million dollars a year. Now,
all of a sudden, I don't And Matt pointed this out.
It was the greatest observation I thought as I thought
of it too. But later on he didn't need to
do anything. Yeah, he just needed stay cool, calmon.
Speaker 4: Collect don't act like it's a big deal.
Speaker 1: Hide in plain sight, right, hide and plain tight.
Speaker 4: I mean, there's a chance that one of your wife's
friends are going to see you, or you know, vice versa,
that her you know, her husband's friend. But to do that,
you just went viral.
Speaker 3: He threw his arms off of her.
Speaker 4: They turned around and hid. He ducked down, He ducked.
Speaker 5: I mean he was like like a grenade fucking came
at him.
Speaker 3: It did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, imagine amount of lawyers have called her I can.
Speaker 1: I mean, this went everywhere to the point where the
Philly fanatic, oh yeah he did great.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, leave it to fucking Philadelphia. Probably the
best thing they've ever done.
Speaker 1: But I thought that's really.
Speaker 5: I mean, celebrities are talking about it, like. The memes
have been amazing. It is what me and my sister
or some of my friends, all we're doing all day
is sending the memes about it back and forth. My
sister sent me this one that I thought that was
the best.
Speaker 4: It was like lego.
Speaker 5: It was like my first affair, and it was like
to Patrick.
Speaker 4: For Holmes in the referee one, No, oh yeah, oh
did they do it with AI or something?
Speaker 1: And they must oh that's amazing, I got I know,
I haven't seen that. I haven't seen that. But if
that guy stayed calm, that's the thing, is like your
knee jerk reaction to anything in life.
Speaker 3: Fucking way to beat, just way to beat.
Speaker 5: And they could have just waved.
Speaker 4: They could have They didn't have to do anything. The
camera would not if you're boring, the camera goes off
of you.
Speaker 1: She didn't even move. It was him that was like yeah,
and then she's like, oh god.
Speaker 4: Then she just turned around. Her face was great though,
you own her jaw drop, But what did you think
it was a possibility of happening?
Speaker 5: Well, and then his statement but they said that right
before cold Play did say like all right, we're gonna
do the kiss cam now you.
Speaker 4: Know oh they did.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So like he's like saying, you see the private moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but no, there's no private moment in account, not sure.
Speaker 3: Not in social media. The other stand.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's there's something like I feel bad for
the kids, the wife. It's embarrassing that how this all
came out, especially for the kids to find out that
your parents had an affair.
Speaker 4: That way, it's gonna suck for the kids because they're
gonna get so much fun made of them. I think
the oldest one is only like eight, right.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I think ones in college and one Yeah,
there were two boys, and I think there are college
about younger or probably younger. His kids are college, so
they should be okay, okay, yeah, I think or ones like.
Speaker 4: My dad's a slut.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, man, dad pulling through the tail?
Speaker 3: Yeah? True?
Speaker 1: Can I talk to your head about what goes on
with the CEO? I just you know, it sounds great.
Speaker 4: I want to enter.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I also asked my friend who's head of HR at
her company. I was like, how many memes have you gotten?
She's like, oh, the HR memes are great?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that woman was HR.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Man, when HR is doing that, you got to anything
in that company. That's amazing. But has anybody ever found
out because I do know someone who found out that
their parent was having an affair by being over at
a like a high school party, walking into the bedroom
and there's a frame picture of her mom. The dad
was divorced, but her mom was still married.
Speaker 5: And that's slowly Yeah, wait, I'm confused.
Speaker 1: So I know somebody whose mother was having an affair
married with a divorced man. The divorced man had a
frame picture. The party was at his his kid was
throwing the party because he was out of town, and
there was a frame picture.
Speaker 4: So divorced during during an affair, though hast thing I've
ever heard in my home entire fure.
Speaker 3: Oh he's still married. But here's the freak.
Speaker 1: He's not. He's the voice. He was single. He's single,
and he's living.
Speaker 4: She was.
Speaker 3: Why would you have a picture of somebody I don't
still married?
Speaker 1: It was in his bedroom probably just like looking at it.
I don't know, you know what I'm saying, Like you
would think no one's going to see this, and then
she saw it and shouldn't exist. I think the kid knew,
but they never said anything. And then it kind of
came out and the mother, you know, father split. But
I just what a way to find out, right you'd want?
I guess the best thing to do is to admit it.
If your car I don't know, I don't know what
the best thing to do is.
Speaker 4: No, No, some guy was just poundering from behind. Now
since she looks up and there's her mom, sure with
the guy, and what the fuck this can't happen.
Speaker 1: I don't know that that was exactly like that. I
think that it was one of these Yeah, you wound
up in the bedroom. Maybe we're going to the bathroom
off there. I'm not sure, but yeah, you know, what
does some questions, It does race some questions.
Speaker 4: But you're doing in that bedroom, that's it means it
was the father's bedroom as well.
Speaker 1: It was the father's bedroom.
Speaker 5: Yes, I mean, I'm sure that people have been people
get caught in public at events, but I just think
it's the whole jumbo tron, you know, that's making that's
the whole media circus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I knew people who would go out
of town, like when I say out of town Buffalo, Yeah,
instead of hanging around here for restaurants and things like that.
Speaker 4: But maybe that's what they did. Maybe they were out
of hound sort of at least like that.
Speaker 1: Maybe it wasn't like well, his wife said, Kenny Bunk,
that's a good I think two hours from Boston, and
so he and I think they were a Boston based company, was.
Speaker 5: A Boston company. I know that.
Speaker 1: His wife and I.
Speaker 5: Had a couple of friends who went to Cold Play
up in Toronto, and I asked one of them the
other day. I was like, did you wish that that
whole scenario happen and death the concert that you were
Ah was like.
Speaker 1: Yes, did he reference it at all?
Speaker 7: Because he's killed before Toronto was before the next one
with Yeah, I want to know my son is in
Nashville right now because his buddy.
Speaker 4: So they're going I don't know if it's tilling or not,
but I want to I'm gonna ask him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, final if they make any reference to him.
Speaker 5: They tweeted like there's going to be a camera free
section for all those in their side.
Speaker 4: Luke Bryan sat down the air night before. He played
a slow song and he says, hey, before you think
about it, there's gonna be cameras and videos and the
kiss cam is going to show. So if you got
your side piece here, make sure you separate yourselves right
now before you get caught. It's not my fault if
you do well.
Speaker 5: I know it's funny, is right before this all came
out last Saturday, not like two days ago, but the
week before. I went to Brad Paisley and they had
the kiss cam there and there's this couple making out
on it and it's my fucking neighbors. And I text Lonnie.
I was like, guys, can you chill out? And she
was like, oh my god, we were on it for
so long. I'm like, yeah, because you and Madge doing
something hung down each other's throat, Like wow. I thought
it was funny because then that happened right before this
all came out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was I've never seen anything go that quickly,
like blow up everywhere. And I get it. We don't
have a lot of other news happen in summer, she kindas,
but still, man, I'm fucking the worst, the worst. I
found a book that you may want to read. It
is about a woman and her brother. Her brother's a
writer and he convinced her to write a book about
her time as a flight attendant on private jets. It's
called The Mile High Club Confessions of a Private Jet
Flight Attendant and she opened it says here that I
guess they make six figure salaries. I don't know. She said.
She was thirty two years old. She was offered her
dream job as a private jet flight attendant and promised
a six figure salary. Trips to luxury resorts and full benefits.
It seemed too good to be true. That makes sense, yeah, right,
and so you would be on call when they want right.
Over the course of two phone interviews, the pilot continually
hinted at the quote unquote alternative lifestyle laura of the
plane's owner, a religious man who split his time flying
with his family half the month and with his girlfriends
the other religious guy.
Speaker 5: That's what it sounds like, the makings of a porno.
Speaker 1: As as the conversation went on, it became clear the
role involved participating in orgies with the girlfriends on board
while the owner watched. And the pilot said, to this woman,
and she has it in quotes for the book, we
only fly them once a month, so it's not like
you have to be a lesbian. You would just need
to have fun with them.
Speaker 5: And you're only getting six figures for this. I guess
so figure person has a private jet though you all
private jets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would think, well, the private jet alone is
going to cost you someone stuff. Then you got to
pay the pilots.
Speaker 5: You needed a co pilot if you're if you're hiring
a full time like flight attendant, flight attendant sex life
and as a prostitute. Yes, like, I mean, that's probably
worth more than six figures. I'll have to read the.
Speaker 1: Book to forty I think it's almost twelve years ago.
She's forty five. Now she was thirty two, and hap.
Speaker 4: I'm thirty two years old and somebody's offered me one
hundred thousand dollars and I can go on these all
these vacations and I don't really have to work a
hard job, and I.
Speaker 1: Just have to.
Speaker 4: I don't see the problem, but you don't have to
look that it would be you sucking dick well a woman.
Speaker 1: No, No, what she's saying is if she's trying to
make it. No one said anything about balls on my chin.
And she didn't take that job, No she did. I
guess she didn't want to be part of that. I
was wondering. But she did talk about, you know, other people,
and some people being assholes, and they hit turbulence and
some lady's dog jumped, and she said she actually pushed
me into another seat, yelling at her. Dogs are delicate
and like the turbulence is my fall, Like you mean
to the assholes, And then she said most of the
people were miserable, but she goes, this is their you know,
private planes are like a flying living room. She goes,
it's their house. So she's like a lot of times,
if they would start to have sex, you just step
up to the front of the plane, they'd be banging
on the couch, they'd be banging in they can we
step back?
Speaker 3: Can you step back a second?
Speaker 6: Who do you mean to tell me you wouldn't go
on a private jet for six figures to blow a guy?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, but.
Speaker 5: That's your annual salary. And I'm saying that you have
to that same job, but then you also have to
participate in orgies once a month. But like, no, I'm just.
Speaker 1: Saying that that for six figures.
Speaker 5: No, I'm just saying that.
Speaker 3: I think you.
Speaker 4: Can watch That's definitely.
Speaker 5: No, I would. But what I'm saying is if that
was your career and somebody offered you that, but it
was like, it seems like they should offer you another money.
Speaker 1: It's another Yeah, yeah, it's under Yeah, get down to
paragraph D.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, what what is a what do they
start at? But now it's a lot different attendant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for an airline, you know.
Speaker 5: You get paid. It's sucks because you only get paid
wheels up to wheels down, Like because I have a
couple of friends who have been flight attendance and they've
talked about like those layovers, you don't get paid like
you know, and then they have the rules that if
you get timed out, like for you know, your flight
is delayed, then you can't go on the next flight
because you have to have your rest hours and everything.
Speaker 3: So have they ever blown a pilot before?
Speaker 5: Have I ever blown?
Speaker 3: Have they ever? Your friends are stewards have pilot?
Speaker 5: I have no idea. I did a pilot for a
little bit.
Speaker 1: So wings I did? You're in your wings?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 3: Those wings? Key, those those wings keep coming up for
every conversation, don't they that.
Speaker 5: I was in college?
Speaker 1: Well in college you did them? Did you join the club?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no. What kind of pilot was he?
Speaker 5: Though he was training? He was at very riddle and
he let me fly the plane. So that was really
fucking cool.
Speaker 4: Wow, intelligent, real intelligent that guy is. You never flow
a plane for just try it out, nothing can happen.
Speaker 1: Anyone could do it, Laura, you try.
Speaker 5: I actually flew a plane again like a year and
a half ago, when I went down to Dallas. My
friend's husband is a pilot, Yeah, the small aircrafts, and
he let me take over for a little bit in DA.
Speaker 6: My ten year old, well, just got back from floor
and he claims he flew the plane. I think that's
more safe than you flying.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I get, I understand.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think between like putting your kid on your lap
when you're driving, you know, ten miles per hour and
let the kids steer. Oh thanks dad, Yeah, yeah, that's
what she did.
Speaker 1: Now it makes sense.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised you didn't gain your high.
Speaker 5: It was a small prop plane, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's hired a small problem.
Speaker 1: So anyway, if you're looking for summer reading myle Hot Club,
My High Club, Confessions of a Private Jet Flight Attendant,
if there is something intriguing about, don't you like knowing about,
because that's a whole different world. I don't know about.
I've never been in a private plane, but.
Speaker 4: She started off with that, and like that's all downhill
from that.
Speaker 1: I would think so too. I don't know that that's
where that is in the book.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure, because that's what people are looking to reading.
Of course, I hear about the lady because there's stupid
little dog, you know, turbulence.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't care about that, about that. I want to
hear about. You know, the orgy my father once rented.
He thought it was Flash Gordon, Flash Gordon, and instead
it was flesh Flush Gordon is the best movie ever?
A you kidding me? How the fuck do you know.
Speaker 4: It is?
Speaker 1: It's a.
Speaker 3: It's it's a soft, it's a tough, it's.
Speaker 1: Pretty, I guess. So somehow it wound up in the
I was homesick and he got Flash Gordon and it
wasn't Flash Gordon. It was flesh Gordon. So I'm watching
this and all of a sudden he comes. But they're
flying in a plane and the plane gets hit by
some like some weird sex ray entire plane and now everybody,
Matt is standing up, they're taking off their claws, they're off,
they're fucking.
Speaker 3: Licking, sucking.
Speaker 4: Seventies. I swear it was.
Speaker 1: It was flesh Gordon.
Speaker 3: It's so funny that you knew that Gordon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he got flesh Gordon by accident.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure why that surprises you. Why would Mark
not know about it?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't watch that. Only thing I
don't watch is Flesh Gordon.
Speaker 3: Flesh Gordon. You know.
Speaker 6: I had a guy who worked with I worked with
it was a big fan in the movie, and I
saw it because he let me borrow it.
Speaker 3: And this is only like twenty years ago, because.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was right, am I right there? Don't They
hit it with a ray and you see, Yeah, it's
supposed to be just like Flash Gordon and everybody gets
a They're all banging.
Speaker 3: That's all.
Speaker 1: That's all I got to see because he gave and
he took it out and he went back to.
Speaker 3: The place goes.
Speaker 1: You really need to be careful with your titles because
it was in the Flash Gordon box, but it's the
Flesh Gordon movie.
Speaker 3: Of course they did.
Speaker 4: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: How funny is that? I had to be like ten
I think, I think, oh.
Speaker 5: My god, I'm like imagining Lucas Wap something like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now, right, ship man, these kids got it so easy.
Speaker 1: This is why I always sort of joke like, we're
never gonna have another great guitars. There's not gonna be
that kid that just sits in the room and plays
and plays and plays until he figures it out. And
the reason is you got porn anywhere you want porn,
because they'll be up there just jerking off. I didn't
have that access to porn, even when there was more
access than was available.
Speaker 3: For my dad. It was the squiggly lines.
Speaker 1: You remember, you'd be watching every once in a while
you'd see it and avery ariola, maybe see a kneecap.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, yes, that's what it was.
Speaker 1: You had to really earn it.
Speaker 5: The basement that I was working in today, the guy
was like, oh, this is my sentimental bin, and I
like went to move it to a different size bind
and it was all like playboys from two thousand and four,
two thousand.
Speaker 1: And six, that's a sentimental bin. That's funny, I was laughing.
I think that if you went through there, you could
start to see like the progression of pubicare progression in
terms of the lack of you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I swear that was.
Speaker 4: Said two thousand and four, not nineteen eighty four or
nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 1: No, what I'm saying like, yes, true, but out of it.
I think that porn, it was a dictator of this,
and the Two Fit Chicks did a podcast before us,
and this came up with.
Speaker 3: That just what I say.
Speaker 1: I did not say that this came This came up
right and I said something about seeing people in the
gym in the locker room and how bad and I said,
I think, oh they oh, I know what it was.
These are older women and one was forty nine and
she went on a dating app and she kept getting
hits from like twenty four year old guys and she goes,
I don't get it. She's like, there was nobody really
my age that it was all younger guys, younger guys.
And she's looking around and she goes, why do you
think that is? What do you think this is? And
they're anstering. I go porn and they go what. I go,
app so fucking Lily stepmom, porn was one of the biggest.
I don't think it is anymore, but it was one
of the biggest. She's like, yeah, well I thought the
guy said fantasy.
Speaker 3: I go, yes, they do.
Speaker 1: And I said, it's still a compliment. Now there are
some moms you just go that's a mom and you
keep walking.
Speaker 4: It's a serious I even think that's a serious compliment. Yeah,
and a twenty four year old kid is looking at
you at forty nine to fifty years old. That's yes,
that's a high form.
Speaker 5: Also that means that she has her range. Yeah, that
she would date that young too.
Speaker 4: Oh well, oh, or maybe she just doesn't have it set.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Oh you have you have to choose a range.
Speaker 3: She has twenty four.
Speaker 1: All right. See now I don't know. It's about the
dating ass. But then I said something about I go, yeah,
I said that porn even pubic hair styles. And then
she said, you know what when I saw Pam Anderson,
I go on the boat that was a porno. She goes, yeah,
she goes she had no hair, and I went, oh,
I should try that, and I went there, you go
there it is. So maybe with Pam Anderson that changed it.
Speaker 3: I don't even know.
Speaker 1: I don't even know. All right, we'll take a moment.
I just have to do one tiny, tiny political thing,
just tiny, just tiny, nothing big. I promise, just be quick.
Speaker 5: Nothing list no, oka, not at all.
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Speaker 6: Want put on addressing off a Ben Bulls like, I
know you daddy ain't homes a ride with me to nine.
Speaker 1: You always want to look in at Zach Bryant home, smokes.
Speaker 4: Around and they're angry and they're looking.
Speaker 1: For blood in the back of a blue pick. What's
this song on oranges? I thought there was an orange
in the title? No, I know, Zack Bryan. Is there
a song orange something? Or okay? Because he played just
down at a matt Life stadium. I know someone who
went and there. There was a little disappointment he didn't
play that song. But I like this.
Speaker 4: I think if I remember right, maybe maybe I've.
Speaker 5: Drunk this or something in the orange.
Speaker 1: Zach Bryan.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he says, you know, I've done enough. I've made
enough money that he's going to stop touring and everything.
Speaker 1: It's probably a lot and and a lot oh ship,
and then offered twelve million dollars to not say anything.
Speaker 3: What was she doing singing somebody else's song?
Speaker 1: And he got pissed off. I read that.
Speaker 3: Remember she's coming up the stairs singing someone so.
Speaker 1: Oh whatever.
Speaker 3: That was saved by the bell episode.
Speaker 1: Well, this is real life. I think I think it
really did happen. Not kidding it was.
Speaker 3: Maybe it was, you know, that's for the pace.
Speaker 1: Here's the little political thing I want to say. CBS
has is ending the Stephen Colbert Show. This has nothing
nothing to do with fascism and it has nothing to
do with the government. It just doesn't because they wouldn't
let him stay on May. If that were the case,
He's stay in May to finish out the contract. They
just don't do that. And Late Night is not making
the money it used to period, because so many people
watch the clips online that they're not getting the revenue.
And you may see that more and more. And as
you know, I have a little insight to some not
a lot, but there's been some fear of that, and
so when I see all this stuff, it had nothing
to do with that. Unfortunate, you know, I think it
would be a great story, but it has nothing to
do with that. I will tell you this. I think
we're taping this on on Monday. They brought back John
Stewart on The Daily Show does it once a week
now and they have different hosts throughout the week. Since
Trevor Noah left and it's his company that owns the
Late Show.
Speaker 5: It's John Stewart. Yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 1: And CBS owns Viacom or they're the same which owns
Comedy Central. The only reason I bring this up is
maybe he'll quit on air. He's got enough money, he's rich.
Maybe he'll stand up for his boy and go this
is bullshit or whatever and quit on air. It might
be compelling. The last time Late Night had some drama
was when David Letterman admitted to having an affair and said,
I'm getting out in front of this. So you can't
basically bend me over and do all this shit and
look no politics aside in terms of Colbert whatever. It
just that's not the case. We're not there. We're not
there in this country. I know people get worried, but
we're not there. And I just feel like I don't
know why it was hanging on my head. I'm like,
I feel like I got to say this because there's
so many No, we're not it's not It has it
comes down to revenue.
Speaker 3: By the way, what what did you?
Speaker 1: And I don't mean this is you in the room,
you anybody? What have you watched last probably something on
the streaming service, not something on a network, and that's
part of the reason this is all happened.
Speaker 5: But reality TV takes over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jesus Christ, I watched Love Island two episodes.
Speaker 3: Has anybody watched Love Island?
Speaker 4: I did two episodes that it's the fucking worst, It's
so bad.
Speaker 1: But have you watched any of it? Oh? I would
love to have you watched the first episode when they
have to like, okay, so it would be me, Matt Mark,
We're over here, you and a couple of your girlfriends
and they get to go up and pick. So we're
standing on these like podiums, platforms, and you get to
pick two guys that you wouldn't mind being with, and
you get to kissed them both and just just madame,
but not not.
Speaker 4: Two separate times. You kiss one and then the.
Speaker 1: Other one and then the other one right away.
Speaker 4: I like, the hell, you're gonna kiss that guy and
then come kiss me? Sorry not having.
Speaker 1: One dude, gave the cheek. Gave the cheek. But some
of these people, I mean, they went.
Speaker 5: All everyone gets to choose everyone, so wait.
Speaker 1: And then if you pick let's say, Matt, right, and
then here comes another chicken. She goes you know what,
that bitch and goes over she can steal Matt and
make out with Matt in front of you, or kiss Matt.
I think that's where somebody was sort of a gentleman.
Speaker 3: Get you on the show.
Speaker 1: But I was like wow, and I go, it's not
a streaming service.
Speaker 3: It's getting tons of talk. What do you think's happening?
Speaker 5: People like going crazy about it. I even saw people
at CEMAC last week. I forget what concert. It was
either Brad Paisley or Hosier that they were watching the
finale while the concert was going on.
Speaker 3: You can show.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's like, I stop you here someone on radio
that I know. I ran into her in like one
of the tents and she like stayed under the one
vi P tent and was watching it while at the concert.
Speaker 3: At the show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and she like posted it.
Speaker 1: That's fucking wild. Okay, that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I only watched, but I don't. I don't know it.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 5: I've just heard it's a dating show.
Speaker 1: It's a dating show, but I think it's on Peacock.
Speaker 4: I think it's Peacock.
Speaker 1: I think it is on Peacock. Which would you know
even the networks are starting at smart and go. Whoa,
there's no way that could be on tape. And I
think they swear in it too.
Speaker 4: Yeah they do. And there's drinking something.
Speaker 5: And I also heard that there's like sex on like camera.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that yet.
Speaker 4: Is the dark rooms, and you know they got the
like cameras. You can see a little bit, but not
much so the ones. I've other shows not in Love.
Speaker 1: Island, but Love Island I haven't. I haven't have you
watched any of this Mark? No, I think you should.
Speaker 3: Nah, I got enough shit going all right. I don't know.
I just maybe you might like it.
Speaker 1: It's not my ali, but it's just they got so
much other stuff. So once everybody's coupled up, then they
have to sleep in the same bed right right right away.
Speaker 5: But that night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like a nineteen thirties hospital ward, where
all the beds are in the same room up against
the wall.
Speaker 3: Maybe I know, maybe I should watch it.
Speaker 5: It doesn't sound like fun.
Speaker 1: I here's something.
Speaker 5: Do they date each other? Or it's like okay, I
so say, I mean, you guys are on a platform
I choose Mark. Yeah, it's like, am I then in
a relationship with Mark. He's a bad kisser.
Speaker 1: Well, you already knew, you already knew. That's why you
made yeah okay, yeah, and you chose him. You you
get to make out with him or just kiss him
or whatever. One girl who says she's a Christian and
all this stuff, I mean, Jesus Christ, she was wearing
the birthday suits.
Speaker 6: When you start out with I'm a Christian, that means
you're a fucking horrn. You stuck more dick than anybody,
says the person who went to a Catholic.
Speaker 4: School, especially the Catholics. Right.
Speaker 1: Well, I watched the first episode of the two part
Billy Joel Oh yeah, docu series. It's on HBO Max. Yeah.
I think you'll really like it, really good, and it
talks about the school. The song where he goes Catholic
girls start much too late, and we were they were
banned from like all these Catholic universities and never can.
Speaker 6: Play that song at mothers. That song was we were,
you know, we bring our little boomboxes. That song could
not be played, of course, So but everything.
Speaker 3: In the song's true.
Speaker 1: Well, this is what I mean. He was right. He
said it was the greatest thing to happen because every
kid then was like, Oh, what's this? I gotta go
find it and buy it.
Speaker 3: So that worked out.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that girl said she's a Christian on the show,
and she she she was only kissing the guys on
the cheek, remember her, yes attractive?
Speaker 4: Is that the one to get kicked off?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Probably, she's twenty two.
Speaker 4: Was one to get kicked off for using the yeah
racial slur. I hear that in the show years ago,
and it came out.
Speaker 1: He you can't use the racial three years ago.
Speaker 4: That's not.
Speaker 1: Not that I have, but still I understand it. But
here's why I always cringe at that this sort of
stuff is that if we're trying to make a better
society and you no longer do it, and you see
the error of your ways, and you're human, right and
you've corrected it, why are we punishing you?
Speaker 3: It is true, I'm getting it.
Speaker 1: Is It's like it's like rubbing your nose. A dog,
you know, like the dog ship on the rug last
week hasn't done it since or two months ago, but
let me just rub his notes where the spot.
Speaker 4: A political campaign has got it happening.
Speaker 3: I hate it.
Speaker 4: Everything brought up from twenty years ago. You did?
Speaker 3: You fucking hate it?
Speaker 4: You headn't a fair twenty years ago? You're still an
asshole cheater. You know you said some stupid thing. That's
what you really believe?
Speaker 1: What wouldn't change?
Speaker 4: Say if the CEO wound up staying with his wife
and there's nothing saying that she's gonna leave him?
Speaker 1: No, what what's to say that they don't, you know,
somehow go through therapy and work it out. But that's
what I'm saying, Like, I don't know. The whole thing
is we have too much information now we just do
It's true.
Speaker 3: So I mean there's people my job don't like me
because of what I've done in my past, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Not no, no, no, no, what I've done like when
you know, when I was in you know, yeah, I
maybe dated one of their aunts and I didn't realize.
Speaker 1: Hitting more. Do you want to give more to that story?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Better than not?
Speaker 5: Come on?
Speaker 1: But yes, it's all over social media that show. You
can't get away from it, And that's where I'm going. Yeah,
and that's what everybody's talking about. Wants to watch. Why
don't you think these late shows are. They're not gonna last,
none of them.
Speaker 6: I don't think I've watched anything except for sports. But
on regular TV, everything I watch is even when I watch.
When I watch the soaps, it's on Paramount like a moment,
I'll throw it on when it's on on Paramount.
Speaker 3: I don't even watch that on. We don't even have
keyboard I live anymore. To get rid of it.
Speaker 4: I think most people have a lot of people don't know.
Speaker 1: So I couldn't say I love the fact that you
were Now, I just you don't have to answer this.
But Natalie does she like the show? Yeah, she's into it.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: The fuck is that?
Speaker 4: No, we've watched Love is Blind. That one's not as bad.
Speaker 5: Oh, I watched Love is Blind.
Speaker 4: Here's the problem. This is what I want them to do,
and this is this would make it be huge, right, Yeah?
All these people, ninety nine percent of them are beautiful
and good looking guys. Girls put some fat, ugly people.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine reality?
Speaker 4: It's match and all of a sudden you come out
and there's a guy staying there four hundred pounds. Does
the girls still love them?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yes, right, that would be somebody you'd make billions by
doing this.
Speaker 3: The real world should have done that.
Speaker 6: You put seven people in the house, put someone who's handicapped,
somebody who's beautiful, somebody who's retarded.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: No, No, you mix them up. No, I'm just saying,
if you mix.
Speaker 1: Them up, your ring from jobs.
Speaker 3: Hey buddy, we want to.
Speaker 1: On a date with No. But I understand what. I
understand what you're saying. You know what I'm saying, Well,
I think I like match idea. But if you took it,
what if you.
Speaker 4: Took the problem is if you put them people in
the in the house together, they see each other up front,
so they can decide this is But love is blind.
They're selling, they're telling each other they love each other,
and they're gonna they're getting engaged. Can you imagine opening
that door and seeing something you totally didn't expect to see.
Speaker 5: Well, and there has been some where like then they're like, oh,
like immediate, you can tell.
Speaker 4: I think I always member seeing one or two.
Speaker 5: A couple of seasons ago, there was that I want
to say it was DC. There was that guy Leo.
He was an art dealer, tall, Jewish, not great looking.
And then there was the girl Brittany, who was literally
like I'm supposed to be a a gold digger whatever
it's talled. Yeah, Like, and he was talking about his
rolixes and how he owns an art dealership and every
art dealer gallery and she was eating it up, eating
it up. And then she met him and immediately, like
when they get engaged, he's trying to kiss her and
she's wow.
Speaker 4: I mean that's what you get when you're a gold digger, right,
Sometimes you don't get a good looking one. That's right,
you want the money, right.
Speaker 5: There's definitely been. There was another one that this is
the one like reality show. I watched that with Seattle.
It was Zach got engaged to this girl, Irena, and
then they were on like the honeymoon and Irena I
hadn't even kissed him yet, and then she like admitted,
like I'm not sexually attracted to you.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 5: He left. He got aged to his second runner up
and they got.
Speaker 4: Married, second choice, but the person didn't work out.
Speaker 5: Blind it's not blind.
Speaker 4: No, I mean, okay, And I'm telling you just put
that spin in there to be the best.
Speaker 1: Well for that show. I'm saying, take it even into
where you can see people. So you get one really
good looking guy, average looking, don't you have to go
ugly just right this? And then it comes down to
how many guys to have a great personality and people
just love being around him? And would that would that
win out?
Speaker 5: What if the other guys they need to be funny,
like to me that like the top well needs to
make me laugh.
Speaker 1: I know somebody who said, yeah I dated somebody had
a ton of money, boring a ship.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, then they've done that, or like really good
looking guys that have no fucking personality. It's like pulling teeth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but there's a type for everybody, right, I mean
you walk into Walmart and you say, holy shit, how
did that woman have kids? But somebody did, right, somebody
liked it, somebody hit it, somebody got her pregnant.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 4: So somebody could probably match up with people like that.
Speaker 3: Probably that's true.
Speaker 1: I just think I just wonder if you could see
I'd love to have a contest where they leave and
all of a sudden it's the guy with the great personality,
fucking funny.
Speaker 4: They should just do this at BTV.
Speaker 3: That'd be great. Yeah, that would be Love is blind.
Love is blind.
Speaker 4: Different sections. Then that you choose who you're gonna talk
to after that, Ye walk.
Speaker 5: On this O man, great, like it should be like
if you think you're between a four and a six, yeah,
come try out.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you know how many people are gonna admit
there are?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I don't think you have to tell them that. I
just you just you can pick out the contestants. So
you do an interview process and you can pick out
the ones that are fours and sixes, and yeah, you
throw them in the mix.
Speaker 3: Oh I like this.
Speaker 4: Sam would make so much money.
Speaker 1: I want to produce a reality show Love is Blind Rochester.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean Rocher's a lot of drama anyway, So yeah,
it's imperfect.
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 4: It's even worse.
Speaker 3: I have no drama in my life at all right now.
It would be kind of nice to kind.
Speaker 1: Of yeah, but it's not your drama.
Speaker 3: But you can watch stand Back and watch watch dum.
Speaker 4: It's great watching it, being part of it, being part
of it.
Speaker 3: I don't even get to watch. I don't get to
watch anything anymore.
Speaker 1: Just sorry, I don't know what's going on with me.
You guys are we're killing it. I know you gotta
get home to the uh, the kids. I don't want
to keep everybody too long. I greatly appreciate you coming out.
Speaker 5: I was, uh do I'd be here as soon as
you called.
Speaker 1: No, but I will admit that I was. I was
nervous about I felt like I had to say something.
Why we went dark? And I had already mentioned that
this is what's happening, but what actually concluded of And
somebody's like, you think you'll cry, and I'm like, no,
it's kind of cold if you don't.
Speaker 3: I go I cried.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say, yeah, you've had a month to cry,
this is been going on. Well yeah, I mean quite
a few weeks.
Speaker 1: Had a few weeks.
Speaker 3: Are crying. I'll just well start making funny.
Speaker 1: And that's what I would have liked anyway. Hey, your
big pussy, Yeah, what happened your dad died? Dad?
Speaker 4: Tell you not to cry a little bit.
Speaker 3: You're so disappointed in you.
Speaker 1: You're letting your dad down.
Speaker 4: Childhood trauma, hair, yeah, all that stuff, don't you ask?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Come on, the family.
Speaker 1: He did used to sing when he would help me
with my homework. You are so stupid and I am
so smart. When I he did do that, it's just
a fun thing. For Laura from Matt BTV Baby get
out there. August sixteenth is a big concert. It's gonna
be a whole lot of fun with the m eights
and the Zach Bryant trivia.
Speaker 4: That we are postponing the brunch cast off.
Speaker 1: Oh thank you. You hold on one second and I'll
start this over. We are postponing the brunch cast because
I do have to go back to Mean for the
services on Saturday, and I wouldn't be coming back until
Sunday later.
Speaker 5: Good to know, because it was in my calendar.
Speaker 4: I'll probably still show up.
Speaker 1: No good, still show up because there's always a story
when you're around. And uh, well, and we will do it.
We will do it in August, for sure. I think
we just sort of make it a regular thing. I'm
open to that.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: And for Mark who always had an eye for talent,
an eye for talent, music, everything, I'm Bill Moran. We'll
see you tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Tell didn't know what to do.
Speaker 6: I turn a TV on rule a letter to you
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