Speaker 1: Is so different from when we last spoke yesterday. The
Speaker 1: world has fundamentally changed. Maybe you didn't feel it. Well,
Speaker 1: if you're in San Diego, maybe you did. I think
Speaker 1: they had an earthquake that they felt, but it didn't
Speaker 1: do a lot of damage.
Speaker 2: That wasn't it. No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: To see how the world changed overnight, you have to
Speaker 1: go to West Texas, where a group of you know, motivated, dedicated,
Speaker 1: hard working, highly trained astronauts made their initial flight up
Speaker 1: just to the Carmen line and then they hung out
Speaker 1: there for four minutes and then just basically dropped back
Speaker 1: where they were. And again, I would be saying nothing
Speaker 1: about this at all, like I mentioned yesterday, but you
Speaker 1: wouldn't let me just go, oh, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 1: They're sending that that uh, that pop star I know
Speaker 1: up there, Okay, all right, and then that would have
Speaker 1: been That would have been the end of it. But no,
Speaker 1: I have for weeks been getting to jam down my
Speaker 1: throat that this is some big feminist thing, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: can we just can we just do our thing? Let
Speaker 1: them do their thing. That's fine. Tell me it's some
Speaker 1: names that I know, and then that'll be the end
Speaker 1: of it. But but I decided to watch all of
Speaker 1: that yesterday. It was about a half hour after the show.
Speaker 1: Rocket goes up. Everything looks good. I'm glad. That's great.
Speaker 1: And then Rocket comes down, and I even stick around
Speaker 1: for the post game because I found it kind of interesting. Now,
Speaker 1: to be fair, really, the only one I watched its
Speaker 1: entirety was the Shatner one. Ross did you watch the
Speaker 1: Shatner one and even and the post game?
Speaker 2: Yeah. I talked about yesterday how he was going on
Speaker 2: and on and Bezos was spraying his hose with champagne. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: it's like big interestspective, you know, change of life event,
Speaker 2: right right, right.
Speaker 1: Right, and and so so there you go. But yesterday, yesterday,
Speaker 1: in fact, let's just real quick. Let's listen in on
Speaker 1: this three.
Speaker 2: And twenty eight thousand feet one hundred kilometers.
Speaker 1: Welcome to space, ladies, or shall I say astronauts.
Speaker 3: Oh the moon.
Speaker 1: I will have to look.
Speaker 4: At the moon.
Speaker 5: Oh my, oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 1: All this is awesome. I can't imagine freaking out up there.
Speaker 1: That's cool, that's fine.
Speaker 3: It wasn't clear.
Speaker 4: Those are the astronauts, those are their voices that you're hearing.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think Katie Perry sung it's a one ear
Speaker 1: the beautiful, see the highest point in flight, well.
Speaker 2: Over three hundred and forty five thousand seats.
Speaker 1: What was the common line, like, that's really cool to
Speaker 1: listen to how people are reacting to it. So how
Speaker 1: did it change? Well, it changed because I also once
Speaker 1: they crashed or got crashed down, it's the wrong word.
Speaker 1: Didn't mean that word. Once they landed, although it was
Speaker 1: interesting because towards the end of the landing they were
Speaker 1: screaming like it's a roller coaster. Not because I think
Speaker 1: they were scared, but it's just weird. It's just weird
Speaker 1: how people people react because it literally sounded like six
Speaker 1: women screaming all at the same time. But I didn't
Speaker 1: get the vibe it was a terror scream, so I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: But whatever.
Speaker 1: Again, that's not the issue. The problem is when they
Speaker 1: got out and started doing interviews, because here was the
Speaker 1: central Well, let's listen to Katy Perry and understand that
Speaker 1: she pretty much represents everything.
Speaker 6: It is the.
Speaker 7: Highest high, and it is surrender to the unknown trust
Speaker 7: and this whole journey is not just about going to space.
Speaker 7: It's the training it's the team, it's the whole thing.
Speaker 7: I could have recommend this experience more.
Speaker 2: This is like up there.
Speaker 7: With all the you know, different tools that I've learned
Speaker 7: in my life, from meditation to the Hoffmann process. This
Speaker 7: is up there because what you're doing is you're find
Speaker 7: you're like really finding the love for yourself because you
Speaker 7: got to trust in yourself on this journey. And then
Speaker 7: you're feeling the love when you come down for sure,
Speaker 7: and you're feeling that strength. So I feel really connected
Speaker 7: to that strong, divine feminine right.
Speaker 1: Now, Okay, divine, the divine feminine. Okay, didn't her dad
Speaker 1: wasn't her dad? Her parents are like super religious, right.
Speaker 1: I thought her dad was like a pastor.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like a preacher, you think. Yeah, i'thing like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. When you were talking about her mom was
Speaker 1: sitting there, you know, waiting for to come down, speaking
Speaker 1: in tongue. So obviously like, yeah, it's a very religious fan.
Speaker 2: Being a music radio at the time where her songs
Speaker 2: are coming out, it was a big deal because their
Speaker 2: songs were you know, very sexy and she's weird, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I never knew if that was marketing, because that
Speaker 1: sounds like straight music industry marketing. There the preacher's daughter.
Speaker 1: All right, So here's the thing. So my beef with
Speaker 1: Katie is not what it is with the others necessarily. Uh,
Speaker 1: it has to do with the training.
Speaker 2: What the whole thing sort of pisses me off. And
Speaker 2: like I said, I think it's really cool. It's a
Speaker 2: cool thing, but you're not an astronaut. And then someone's
Speaker 2: gonna call up with the technical definite listen of all
Speaker 2: the training we did. You're not docking, you're not launching
Speaker 2: a Space Shuttle docking with the space station. You're not
Speaker 2: even technically an outer space right.
Speaker 1: Right, You're in you're in lower Earth orbit, just above
Speaker 1: the Carmen line.
Speaker 2: And our our former boss, Brian the Bad boardop postedly
Speaker 2: yesterday and it nailed it. It's a glorified theme park ride,
Speaker 2: That's what these things are. And do you have to
Speaker 2: do some training? Yes? Do you get to put on
Speaker 2: a cool suit? Yes? Are you an astronaut? I'm going
Speaker 2: to stand by No. I don't care what the technical definition.
Speaker 1: I know. I remember this argument, and I remember they
Speaker 1: were starting to like recession. They were trying to groom
Speaker 1: the definition.
Speaker 2: Well, no, that's okay. I can imagine those calls coming in,
Speaker 2: so I'm preemptively stopping them. You know, shut up, you're
Speaker 2: not an astronaut.
Speaker 1: You're you're a space tourist. You're a tourist.
Speaker 2: It's okay, yeah, and that and that's super cool. And
Speaker 2: the same way for Shattner when he went up, he's
Speaker 2: pushing buttons and launching the rocket and doing the math
Speaker 2: and doing the calculus involved, and it's none of that.
Speaker 2: You didn't go through the How many years of training
Speaker 2: does an actual astronaut, say, like buzz Aldrin or back
Speaker 2: in the day.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're talking about guys, should remember any of
Speaker 1: them you're going to the moon or they didn't know.
Speaker 2: Or the the two that were recently stranded up in
Speaker 2: the space station. How much training did they actually have?
Speaker 2: What are their actual degrees? What are there I'm sure
Speaker 2: they're all PhDs and something involving science, right right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And and and uh, I think two of the women
Speaker 1: on there were I mean, so that's fine, but that's
Speaker 1: that's only part one. The and again, you invited all
Speaker 1: the rest of the world of this party because you
Speaker 1: wanted to make this some sort of diversity thing when
Speaker 1: in reality, like space the the you know, it was
Speaker 1: all women on there. I think two of the women
Speaker 1: were black, one was Asian, right, So this isn't just
Speaker 1: a not oh, it's just the way people think. No,
Speaker 1: like like, we don't even have to bring any of
Speaker 1: this in here. So I am unified then in the
Speaker 1: problem that I did notice, And the problem that I
Speaker 1: noticed is a little bit or a lot in every
Speaker 1: one of the interviews where it sounded like they were
Speaker 1: interviewing people who just did the hyahuasca thing right, and
Speaker 1: and they're like, I I was. I was up there
Speaker 1: and it dawned upon me. We're all in this together,
Speaker 1: and it's so small and and I'm in fired now
Speaker 1: to seek change, so blah blah blah. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: except brawling this together and tell it's an opinion you
Speaker 1: don't like, and then you want them canceled. So stop it,
Speaker 1: Gail Can.
Speaker 2: They're all turning into Aaron Rodgers in the cave.
Speaker 1: If you're an aspire a cult leader, hear me out,
Speaker 1: save up the ducats, get you know, scam your first
Speaker 1: few followers. But if you really want to grow the operation,
Speaker 1: go on one of these trips go up there and
Speaker 1: be like, Hey, I was up there, I looked out
Speaker 1: the window, God talk to me. It turned out I'm him.
Speaker 2: So it's weird now. It at least turns out that way, right,
Speaker 2: What do you mean? Like with these cult leaders? And
Speaker 2: so you know, he starts off one way and then
Speaker 2: at the end it's like the big reveal, the Shyamalan
Speaker 2: type reveal at the end.
Speaker 1: Oh twenty yeah, is that what you're doing there?
Speaker 3: Ross?
Speaker 2: I'm Jesus like every time.
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Do you ever go to
Speaker 1: space look out the window and talk to God?
Speaker 2: I didn't, but I'm sure.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: So if you to question me, if I did go
Speaker 2: up there, which I wouldn't, it would be super were
Speaker 2: cool and it would be amazing, but it would not
Speaker 2: make me an astronaut. I don't care what you say,
Speaker 2: I don't care what you put in front of me.
Speaker 2: It's not the same. I'm not buzz Aldrin. I'm not
Speaker 2: faking the moon landing in a in a in a
Speaker 2: you know, in a studio stage, and I'm not that's
Speaker 2: not me. I'm kidding about that part, but not I
Speaker 2: wouldn't be you know, I'm not the it's not the same, man,
Speaker 2: it's just not.
Speaker 1: I saw you. I saw your as I saw your
Speaker 1: astronauting skills. I tuned in when you were playing that
Speaker 1: one video game.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, deliver Us the Moon. Yeah, that went great.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, the other one, the star or whatever,
Speaker 1: the big one.
Speaker 2: I don't know which one that is. I was a yeah, Starfield.
Speaker 1: Yeah, although I only watch you use the like character
Speaker 1: create things.
Speaker 2: No, because I I did know. Yeah. The first thing
Speaker 2: I did was, let's see what happens when I take
Speaker 2: my space helmet off. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: So my point is like, you would probably need some
Speaker 1: additional training based on what I was saying in there,
Speaker 1: I don't think you're supposed to take it off. Now
Speaker 1: Here is all of this full circle because you're like,
Speaker 1: I was kind of joking about the cult thing, but
Speaker 1: let me, if I could, for just a moment, let
Speaker 1: me not joke about it and be more specific. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, So on the very set, you know, obviously
Speaker 1: with everything going on here, I'm sitting there and I'm
Speaker 1: watching some of the other coverage, and I guess they
Speaker 1: during the morning show yesterday, So when we were on
Speaker 1: the air the CBS Morning show or whatever it is.
Speaker 1: They had a former astronaut. Okay, her name is doctor
Speaker 1: Mae Jemison. She did not just go through the carbon line.
Speaker 1: She you know, went to the space station. This is
Speaker 1: so astronaut fine with that. The problem is she also
Speaker 1: is super woke. How do I I know? Because of
Speaker 1: this exchange with the seat whoever is interviewing her on
Speaker 1: the CBS Morning.
Speaker 9: Explain to our audience why even a trip like this one,
Speaker 9: all the trips that we.
Speaker 2: Take in the space benefit mankind.
Speaker 8: So it benefits humankind. And I'm gonna keep correcting and
Speaker 8: the man made and the man missions, because this is
Speaker 8: exactly what this mission is about, is expanding the perspective
Speaker 8: of who does space.
Speaker 1: Well, women in space is not a new thing, and
Speaker 1: nobody I know has a problem with it. Do you
Speaker 1: remember how excited everyone was around Raleigh. Well, I probably
Speaker 1: stayed in North Carolina. But the NC State woman who
Speaker 1: went up there, uh, well, she was going to do
Speaker 1: what the first and then they were gonna do like
Speaker 1: the first double female spacewalk, but then they didn't have
Speaker 1: enough suits or so. I can't remember what it was.
Speaker 1: But she was up there for a very long time
Speaker 1: and everyone was very proud, and that's great, especially you
Speaker 1: know all the wolf packles awesome, one hundred percent. Nobody
Speaker 1: had a beef with it. The problem, the problem I
Speaker 1: have is you couple that attitude, right, that, that smug
Speaker 1: know it all attitude with a bunch of very influential
Speaker 1: Hollywood people that could go up there or you know,
Speaker 1: others with an industry, and it turns into, well, your
Speaker 1: opinion is invalid because you've never seen the earth from
Speaker 1: where I have. Do you kind of get the vibe
Speaker 1: with that that that that that that little inserted cast
Speaker 1: system there where? Yeah?
Speaker 2: But I think the issue with that is most people
Speaker 2: are going to look upon that and say it's so dumb.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you're another example, Ross, How how do you
Speaker 1: have opinions about European politics? Uh?
Speaker 2: Not really, I don't really care about it.
Speaker 1: You've never done a story in the UK and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's insane because they're turning in sharpened spoons, right.
Speaker 2: I tend not to have a lot of like, I
Speaker 2: just don't care about Europe. I don't care about it
Speaker 2: enough to learn about it even.
Speaker 1: It's my point is, you know you've heard people go, well,
Speaker 1: if you've never been over there, how can you comment?
Speaker 2: Well, No, it's so dumb though, because you can pay
Speaker 2: for this. It's just space tourism. Like you said, I
Speaker 2: agree with you.
Speaker 1: I'm saying it's going to be a problem when a
Speaker 1: bunch of celebrities get together and a bunch of you know.
Speaker 2: I don't think anybody cares about celebrities these days, so
Speaker 2: it's not going to have any well.
Speaker 1: The ruling class, so to speak with anymore. I understand that,
Speaker 1: but I'm telling you that's not going to stop their
Speaker 1: smug miss their smugs saying there.
Speaker 2: They're always going to be smug forever about everything. The
Speaker 2: problem is the majority of people, and you see this
Speaker 2: with the ratings and the oscars and with political endorsements.
Speaker 2: People don't care anymore. It holds absolutely no waight, like
Speaker 2: when you're in space. Yeah. That woman doesn't.
Speaker 1: Even claim it's going to be impactful. I'm just claiming
Speaker 1: it's going to be damned annoying.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: I'm more worried about the cult guy who figures it out.
Speaker 2: All right, it'll be completely annoying. Yeah. I wrote down,
Speaker 2: by the way, the definition of man kind when I
Speaker 2: heard that, because it was like space lady must know
Speaker 2: more about language than I do, because she's really smart
Speaker 2: and she's actually so man mankind is a noun. It
Speaker 2: means the whole of the human race, including both men
Speaker 2: and women. Synonyms are humanity, and even when she's using
Speaker 2: the word which is a human kind, it still has
Speaker 2: the word man in it. She's an idiot.
Speaker 1: That should have been I actually looked, I actually looked
Speaker 1: up the definition.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the definition is Mick Foley, So I did. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was the second definition. Oh all right, correct, Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I was tweeted that yesterday. But it's just so
Speaker 2: it's so dumb.
Speaker 1: Ah, but she's doctor.
Speaker 2: That should have been the end of the interview. That
Speaker 2: should have been, like, you're so dumb, I can't continue
Speaker 2: this interview. Bring me a real astronaut with a brain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, buzz Alder and still are out. At least he
Speaker 1: punches people. Get him in there.
Speaker 2: Then I'd ask him about that sound studio and then
Speaker 2: he punched me right square in the jaw, and it
Speaker 2: would be the greatest moment.
Speaker 1: Of my life. You know what made that dude? Nobody
Speaker 1: knew who that WORDO was, So.
Speaker 2: You're telling me if buzz Aldrin punches you in the face.
Speaker 2: That would be a top ten moment of your life.
Speaker 1: You don't wash your face for a while, even know
Speaker 1: you don't get it cast a blaster cast or something
Speaker 1: with your jaw off to the Sidecause he was a
Speaker 1: real man who did a real training and flew really
Speaker 1: crazy aircraft. So now and and again, if you want
Speaker 1: to go on the really expensive ride, go ahead, but
Speaker 1: it does not make you an astronaut.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, yesterday it was the first time Marky had
Speaker 2: seen the Blue Origin spaceship. Like what it looks like? Yeah,
Speaker 2: she had never seen it before, and she's like, that
Speaker 2: looks like something that that. Why does it look like that?
Speaker 1: What you mean like a pringles can or something like that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well there's theories. There's stairs the way it
Speaker 2: looks like that.
Speaker 1: Uh. And then do you see Katie Perry get out?
Speaker 1: Hold she had a daisy she brought with her. She's
Speaker 1: like holding up in the air. You didn't see that.
Speaker 2: I can't believe she made potatoes out of her own poop?
Speaker 2: Did you see that? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just think it's I just think it's clear that
Speaker 1: she misunderstood what women and stem mean. So probably want
Speaker 1: to work on that. So but hey, I'm glad everyone
Speaker 1: had fun. But oh except a lot of Hollywood is
Speaker 1: very mad at them because you know, Trump or Eco
Speaker 1: or who the hell knows, but whatever, Livia Wilde, Amy Poehler,
Speaker 1: several others, We'll be back.
Speaker 2: Hang on.
Speaker 5: I was just talking to uh Tell Ross about when
Speaker 5: they were doing all the screaming going up the ship.
Speaker 5: Oh my goddess, And she said that was Katie Perry.
Speaker 5: Whatn' her? If I remember? Great, wasn't her father or minister?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I think I just mentioned that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean I don't have they want to adhere to
Speaker 5: all this stuff from way way back when, but that
Speaker 5: the Bible says, you know when Jesus told when the
Speaker 5: teaching the sciples out of praise, said our father, who
Speaker 5: are in heaven, right, it shouldn't be a debate and training.
Speaker 1: That's again, this is training.
Speaker 5: Go ahead.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say again, I wouldn't care what some
Speaker 1: Hollywood individual says, but you guys cram this whole diversity
Speaker 1: part of this flight now my throat. So you've now
Speaker 1: engaged me. And then secondly, I'm just I if there's
Speaker 1: if they're gonna be really annoying, not just necessarily them,
Speaker 1: but the more of the uh, you know, the celebrity
Speaker 1: class or the political class that you shoot up into space,
Speaker 1: the more obnoxious it's going to be to listen to them,
Speaker 1: because they're all going to feel like they have great
Speaker 1: insight and they just went on a right and that's okay,
Speaker 1: it's okay to do that.
Speaker 5: I just don't know how you change your your whole
Speaker 5: lexicon of how you speak to say, yeah, have you.
Speaker 1: Heard of pronouns?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Look the training they're getting, it's not like they're not
Speaker 1: getting functional training. And they have actual astronauts that literally
Speaker 1: on staff because trying to get yourself. I actually saw
Speaker 1: this described not necessarily I think they described it a
Speaker 1: little yesterday, but saw this described by I can't remember.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what the guy's name is an he's
Speaker 1: an astronaut who or what what flight he was on.
Speaker 1: He was on one of the later moonlands. He was
Speaker 1: like in the second to last moon landing, whichever one
Speaker 1: that was. And I remember him talking about like like
Speaker 1: how every little thing required, you know, NASA to science
Speaker 1: it out man, and literally they had to develop little
Speaker 1: things just how to get yourself back in a seat
Speaker 1: in zero gravity and all the steps that go with it.
Speaker 1: So this is the stuff they're training. This is what
Speaker 1: bothers me about the actual astronaut with that running with
Speaker 1: the Oh, I'm gonna have to correct you. It's explain
Speaker 1: to our audience why humankind even a trip like this one.
Speaker 2: All the trips that we take in the space benefit mankind.
Speaker 8: So I benefit humankind, and I'm gonna keep correcting mankind
Speaker 8: man made.
Speaker 1: But here's the deal. This woman probably has I again,
Speaker 1: I nerd out on the science stuff. Give me some history,
Speaker 1: give me some space stuff. You know what I fell
Speaker 1: asleep too last night was a space documentary with David
Speaker 1: Attenborough's voice. Oh that's good stuff. Oh that's great stuff,
Speaker 1: good stuff. YouTube's littered with it. Check it out anyway. So, like,
Speaker 1: I want to learn and I'm beat. She has some
Speaker 1: really cool stuff to impart. Now I don't care because
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh, it's that. It's that shick. She
Speaker 1: isn't suffering, right.
Speaker 2: You're just discounting it immediately because she used the word
Speaker 2: and the word that she replaced the other word has
Speaker 2: the word in it like humanity. Yeah, we're not going
Speaker 2: to say mankind. I mean we could say humankind. Oh
Speaker 2: you mean like humankind. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Huh Oh? Look at you caught her, and you're right right.
Speaker 2: She probably is some really cool stories. There's something she
Speaker 2: could teach us. And at that point I'm like, I'm out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But then I realized, uh, I'm right there, So
Speaker 1: she's she's not my space better because I ready, I
Speaker 1: when I was in Seattle, I went to the space
Speaker 1: needle and ready for this.
Speaker 2: I've been on space Mountain.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a that's a double, that's a
Speaker 1: that's a dub. There, Rossier been on space Mountain.
Speaker 2: Girls, I'm gonna be available anywhere.
Speaker 7: You see my name on the marquee. How you can
Speaker 7: ride space Mountain all night long?
Speaker 1: Foreto did you're eighteen years old or over?
Speaker 2: I have not ridden space Mountain. I have not not
Speaker 2: that space mountain.
Speaker 1: A different one.
Speaker 2: Oh which one?
Speaker 1: We are trying to start stuff? Why do you have
Speaker 1: Rick Flair random space mountain in the system.
Speaker 2: Why would I not?
Speaker 1: I don't think he was talking about space Mountain.
Speaker 2: I mean he said space mountain in the cut.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I don't. I don't think that's what
Speaker 1: he was talking about.
Speaker 2: I think it might be something now, you know, we
Speaker 2: went to Tweetse this past week two weeknds ago whatever
Speaker 2: it was, and they have this ride where it like
Speaker 2: it's uh, it takes the kind of piston thing where
Speaker 2: it takes you up way in the air and it
Speaker 2: drops you. I'm a space I'm an astronaut.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool. Did you go above the Boone Big
Speaker 1: Beer line?
Speaker 2: Not quite that high? I mean at that point, if
Speaker 2: you're in the Boone Big Beer you're an official astronaut.
Speaker 2: That's yeah, it's the space station up there. No, it's
Speaker 2: a glorified theme park ride. That's what happens. And it's
Speaker 2: cool and it's awesome, but it's not what they're making
Speaker 2: it out to be.
Speaker 1: And and I've and I have long argued that I
Speaker 1: want this, by the way, because you had all these
Speaker 1: people like this is irresponsible. Only the rich people get
Speaker 1: to go. Yeah, that's how big innovations in travel have
Speaker 1: literally always been.
Speaker 2: That's how all innovation has worked, right when you think
Speaker 2: about the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm trying to just keep it a travel
Speaker 1: But you're correct, Yeah, you could get out.
Speaker 2: Every awesome thing that we have now originally was just
Speaker 2: for wealthy people.
Speaker 1: Go look at this one of the like the the
Speaker 1: latest cees the big electronics store, and there'll be some
Speaker 1: insane TV. They're like what if your entire house was
Speaker 1: a TV? Right, And you're like, that's amazing. How much
Speaker 1: they're like a million and a half And you're like, well,
Speaker 1: who would buy that? Really rich, really rich people will
Speaker 1: buy that, and enough will buy and then the price
Speaker 1: comes down. And then the technology because you get to,
Speaker 1: you know, produce more, that makes it more acceptable and
Speaker 1: cheaper and cheaper. And like try an HDTV. Remember back
Speaker 1: in the day when you're having to go through and
Speaker 1: like figure out what's gonna have burn in not gonna
Speaker 1: have burn in the US like five dand I remember
Speaker 1: there throwaway one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Now how expensive a VHS video cassette record player was
Speaker 2: because we had a beta. We couldn't afford the VHS.
Speaker 2: We had the beta, okay, and it was a piece
Speaker 2: of gard It would suck because you would go to
Speaker 2: Blockbuster to pick up a video, right, and you'd have
Speaker 2: this whole entire store of VHS tapes in this one
Speaker 2: tiny aisle of beta.
Speaker 1: You go in the pores room proom, but don't go
Speaker 1: in the other room. That's for the adults.
Speaker 2: But that's funny, right, because eventually everyone could afford a
Speaker 2: VHS and it was like nothing. I mean, that's how
Speaker 2: everything is everything that yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And so this is how and and specifically this is
Speaker 1: how travel ends up blowing up. Like there's so many
Speaker 1: historical references and I'm gonna have to just go to
Speaker 1: the you know, the brink of aviation. You know, traveling
Speaker 1: on a ship, a good ship was not something that
Speaker 1: poor people were doing. And and then you know, and
Speaker 1: then you got you got larger ocean like they would
Speaker 1: commission ships. I'm seriously going back to like Columbus kind
Speaker 1: of stuff. They would commission ships. That's that's not cheap.
Speaker 1: You'd have to have your own. And then you know,
Speaker 1: they figured out how to uh, you know, build that,
Speaker 1: and eventually you got into these ocean liners that while
Speaker 1: they weren't cheap, they were affordable for people. And then
Speaker 1: they became so affordable that immigrants could put together everything
Speaker 1: they owned, which wasn't much, and head towards Ellis Island
Speaker 1: for a very nominal charge. And they were packed in
Speaker 1: there like cattle. But it was. It was in that
Speaker 1: burgeoning time when you know, you if you got enough numbers,
Speaker 1: you could you could expand it and expand it. And now,
Speaker 1: for like three hundred dollars, if you want to go
Speaker 1: down to Miami and get on a carnival cruise and
Speaker 1: uh and just hang out with just the worst trunk
Speaker 1: people you've ever seen for three days, you can do it.
Speaker 1: That's that's the thing you can do. That's insane. And
Speaker 1: then air travel remember, remember you start to see pictures
Speaker 1: I'm sure you have, and some of you might even
Speaker 1: remember it air travel in the fifties, sixties, especially like
Speaker 1: early sixties. Or they're all sitting there in suits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're putting on a suit for that thing.
Speaker 1: And and like some of the plane the seat layouts
Speaker 1: are like you know, everyone's got their legs crossed, they're
Speaker 1: all looking at each other. There's nine thousand stewardesses. They're
Speaker 1: serving you cocktails and straight you know, actual like cocktail
Speaker 1: or martini glasses. That wasn't you didn't have there's that
Speaker 1: was expensive. But eventually now you can go and you
Speaker 1: can go check in if you get one hundred dollars
Speaker 1: ticket at Frontier and then get charged ten dollars because
Speaker 1: your one bag's oversized and fifty for your other. And
Speaker 1: that's got it. Look at that innovation, man, that's where
Speaker 1: we are.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 1: No, Boston Paul, your input is not needed. Boston Paul's
Speaker 1: making dirty jokes in my email there anyway. Uh sorry,
Speaker 1: I ranted on that for a while. Don't worry. We
Speaker 1: got other stuff to get to. Like uh, oh, I
Speaker 1: will say this because I'm gonna we'll get into the
Speaker 1: audio here in the next segment. So, I guess Trump
Speaker 1: made a little joke about going to space, and now
Speaker 1: I see these idiots on Twitter. They're like, So you
Speaker 1: have people on the left who are like, yeah, he
Speaker 1: said he's gonna do it. He should, he needs to
Speaker 1: do it. He cracks some joke. I didn't even hear
Speaker 1: the joke. But whatever, I saw people debating this yesterday,
Speaker 1: and it was far more interesting than watching all of
Speaker 1: you debate each other over real ID all weekend, which
Speaker 1: ruined my Twitter timeline. But whatever, Ross, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean?
Speaker 2: You see some of that. Yeah, from what I gather, right,
Speaker 2: you have to get the real ID. If you keep
Speaker 2: it real. Is that how it works? Oh, I'm keeping
Speaker 2: it real? But what happens when keeping it real goes wrong?
Speaker 2: Is that? Wow, that's a that's a good question. Casey, Yeah,
Speaker 2: have you ever thought of that? You should make They
Speaker 2: should make a documentary about it? Nerd just one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe like an ongoing series.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, yeah, I want to keep it updated.
Speaker 1: So so anyway, and and and then so the left like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I shoot him into space, Like I actually understand their motivation.
Speaker 1: But then I saw people there clary Trump fans like yeah,
Speaker 1: you should go to space, like he drove a garbage
Speaker 1: truck and he he serve McDonald's fries. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: we're not going to shoot the eighty year old president
Speaker 1: into space, okay. And and by the way, it's it's
Speaker 1: not to say that an eighty year old can't go
Speaker 1: to space. Wasn't buzz older in eighty when he went up?
Speaker 1: William shatter was what how old is William Shatner when
Speaker 1: he went up?
Speaker 2: But ninety or something?
Speaker 1: Right, So I'm not doubting that Trump could physically, but
Speaker 1: he's the president.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Plus he those elon musks. So first what they
Speaker 2: would do is they would put him in some sort
Speaker 2: of mech suit or something. They'd put his brain into
Speaker 2: the cyborg suit and then they launched him into space. Right,
Speaker 2: that's what they would do.
Speaker 1: What that was a movie I watched not that long ago.
Speaker 1: But whatever, No, they're not going to do that. That's
Speaker 1: not a thing. We're also we're not going to shoot
Speaker 1: the president in the space. Okay, they don't let the
Speaker 1: dude drive. I know you're not allowed to drive, but
Speaker 1: here strap yourself to this bomb essentially. And by the way,
Speaker 1: I also don't trust some moonbat not to pull a wire.
Speaker 1: And I mean that, I don't even care if it's
Speaker 1: Elon's company. There's just so many people, so many people,
Speaker 1: And I remember what happened to Jody Foster movie Contact, Right,
Speaker 1: all takes is one lunatic who saw God and thinks
Speaker 1: he is God. Look at that full circle. We'll be
Speaker 1: right back. Boys. You miss out because it turned into
Speaker 1: this at one point, this crazy tag team match on
Speaker 1: Caitlin Collins, which she earns every bit of it. And
Speaker 1: it's over the narrative of this guy who they're like
Speaker 1: this Maryland Father. Sorry, this is how they frame it.
Speaker 1: Maryland Father accidentally deported to this prison in El Salvador. Okay,
Speaker 1: A couple things. One, he's not a Maryland father. He's
Speaker 1: a citizen of El Salvador who came to the country illegally,
Speaker 1: has not one but two findings of being MS thirteen.
Speaker 1: But even if not MS thirteen, if you want to
Speaker 1: hold onto that, he also has had deportation orders. And
Speaker 1: of course Collins is gonna beat on this dead horse.
Speaker 1: So they did like a round robin to her. It
Speaker 1: was Bondie, it was Rubio, it was Steven Miller, and
Speaker 1: and Trump himself. However, the most and I'll get back
Speaker 1: to the other thing, but the most thorough takedown was
Speaker 1: actually Bouquel the Salvador, and I want you to consider
Speaker 1: it from his perspective. And frankly, I don't know what
Speaker 1: these did, these judges think they're gonna do. Send rambo
Speaker 1: in listen to this on this.
Speaker 5: Do you plan to return him?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I suppose I suggested that I smuggle with
Speaker 2: terroristed today the United States?
Speaker 1: How can I return him today?
Speaker 4: And that it's just like I smuggle him into the
Speaker 4: United States or whether you.
Speaker 3: Of course I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 1: It's like, let mean, the questions for busters, how can.
Speaker 9: I smuggle the terrorists today?
Speaker 1: United States.
Speaker 9: I don't have the power to return him to the
Speaker 9: United States inside of Hell.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm not releasing I mean, we're not very
Speaker 4: fond of releasing terrorists into our country.
Speaker 2: We just turned the murder capital of the world to
Speaker 2: the citius country of the Western hemisphere. And he want
Speaker 2: us to go back and to the releasing criminals so
Speaker 2: he can go back to being the murder capital of
Speaker 2: the world.
Speaker 1: That's that's not going to be. But they'd love to
Speaker 1: have a criminal, you know, I mean, I mean there's
Speaker 1: that's a fasting.
Speaker 2: They would love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sick.
Speaker 9: These are sick people, all right.
Speaker 1: So and he's right, he's a thousand percent right. What
Speaker 1: do you you What you're asking him to do is
Speaker 1: he has two choices. One is to smuggle him into
Speaker 1: the US. I know that they'd say. Another choice is
Speaker 1: to hand him over the US. But we only have
Speaker 1: we only do that when we are when we have
Speaker 1: some sort of extradition, international extradition, or under a narco.
Speaker 1: There's a narco exception, which if you remember, we've used
Speaker 1: with El Chapo, we used it on the Columbian drug cartels.
Speaker 1: This is none of those things. So you're asking Bukeul
Speaker 1: there to smuggle him into the I guess, or fly
Speaker 1: him in, which wouldn't be legal, that would be a problem,
Speaker 1: or to release him into the interior of El Salvador.
Speaker 1: And if Bouqul and his government also believe he's MS thirteen,
Speaker 1: why would they do that? And so would that soothe
Speaker 1: Caitlin Collins that another head of a state that she
Speaker 1: has no pullover follows her demands to go ahead and
Speaker 1: release this guy into the interior. That's insane and that's honestly,
Speaker 1: that's all. That's all you need. That's why this judge,
Speaker 1: And yes, I understand the Supreme Court kind of upheld it,
Speaker 1: but what they upheld is an order that if they
Speaker 1: were going to do it, then they need to abide
Speaker 1: by it. But if Bouquel's not going to do anything,
Speaker 1: because his position seems pretty clear, then the then even
Speaker 1: what the little side ruling from the Supreme Court, it
Speaker 1: wasn't a full panel, it doesn't rigor into what they
Speaker 1: say has to be done. So this is the issue
Speaker 1: is done. It's there's no there's no there's where, there's
Speaker 1: nowhere else to go. And yet obviously they're still going
Speaker 1: to dwell upon it Now, that wasn't it? Because depending
Speaker 1: on where you were watching the the whole press conference
Speaker 1: yesterday in the White House when they started in on
Speaker 1: Caitlin Collins. Is it only tuesday? Oh? Man, boo hate that?
Speaker 1: Oh well, or no, excuse me, not tuesday. My brain's
Speaker 1: not working, is it? Is it only Tuesday? It's I
Speaker 1: should say, is it only Thursday? And then you know,
Speaker 1: possibly we can get out of here a little early
Speaker 1: because I was just looking at it. Ross. We don't
Speaker 1: have we don't have vacation until well, I mean we
Speaker 1: have vacation, but we don't have like a company holiday forever.
Speaker 1: Oh this time of the year, man, Ross, and I
Speaker 1: do have a coming up my long about way of
Speaker 1: reminding you why I got my calendar to stay open.
Speaker 1: Thank you. We will be off the week of the
Speaker 1: fifth through the ninth. We'll be training to go to
Speaker 1: space or something. I can't remember, is that what it was? Ross?
Speaker 1: You guys are you're doing space training?
Speaker 2: I know they're putting us in one of those tourney
Speaker 2: chairs that you've seen in all the movies. Yeah chair
Speaker 2: and like flips around.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well you're trying to Yeah, So we're going
Speaker 1: to be in that chair for a week straight, passing
Speaker 1: out over and over again. Yeah, that's the commitment there, man,
Speaker 1: that's what you gotta do. So you know, put that
Speaker 1: on your calendars to freak out and pretend like I
Speaker 1: never told you. Okay, all right, very very good. So
Speaker 1: I was mentioning in the in the oval office yesterday
Speaker 1: it just turned into it. You know what it was.
Speaker 1: It was like it was like a wrestling match between
Speaker 1: two people and all of a sudden, the referee gets
Speaker 1: distracted and like three other nWo guys run in and
Speaker 1: then you know, beat them with a chair for a
Speaker 1: while on.
Speaker 2: The run out.
Speaker 1: That's what was happening with Kaitlyn Collins yesterday. But she
Speaker 1: really brought it on herself. And I played the audio
Speaker 1: from the president of El Salvador is like, you're telling
Speaker 1: me that I need to deport I need to smuggle
Speaker 1: one of my own citizens into your country. No thanks,
Speaker 1: not going to do it. That's my it's my citizen.
Speaker 1: Who the hell are you, Caitlin Collins from CNN. But
Speaker 1: if you watched it on CNN or if you watch
Speaker 1: it on Fox, you've got two different experiences for really
Speaker 1: the rest of it. So let me play out just
Speaker 1: a snippet of what happened. Here's about a minute of it.
Speaker 1: This is on the Fox broadcast. O.
Speaker 9: What they've done to us at the border should never
Speaker 9: and can never be forgotten. It's a sin what they did,
Speaker 9: and you are helping us out and we appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Prince.
Speaker 9: Actually, what you're doing with the border is remarkable as
Speaker 9: drug what ninety five percent? It's murder as this morning,
Speaker 9: nine ninety nine point to be exact.
Speaker 1: Why are those.
Speaker 9: Numbers not on the media, Well, they get out with
Speaker 9: the fake news.
Speaker 1: You know, CNN over.
Speaker 9: Here doesn't want to put them out because they don't
Speaker 9: like they don't like putting out good numbers. They only
Speaker 9: like putting out because I think they hate our country.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, but it's a shame.
Speaker 9: You're right, isn't that a great question?
Speaker 1: Why doesn't the media?
Speaker 9: Why don't they put out numbers?
Speaker 5: It's crazy, right, we're doing right?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, you think that's not remarkable unless you're
Speaker 1: unless you're the executive producer of whoever's running the broadcast
Speaker 1: on CNN. And let's hear hell out.
Speaker 4: We have been listening to a lengthy live dose they
Speaker 4: cut out conference inside the Oval office with the leader
Speaker 4: of El Salvador bu where we have heard a lot
Speaker 4: of uh it's of information, a lot of news nuggets
Speaker 4: that we want to definitely focus on a lot.
Speaker 1: By the way, can you hear it dripping in her voice,
Speaker 1: how not pleased she is with what she just heard,
Speaker 1: because remember you can tell they cut away because she
Speaker 1: doesn't really know what to say. She has no idea
Speaker 1: what to say. She's just a rambling fool, all right, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm actually I'm surprised because it's something
Speaker 1: you learn to do. You guys have no idea how
Speaker 1: many times I'm going to go cut to Ray or
Speaker 1: I go to cut to a guest or a phone thing,
Speaker 1: and then in my ear while I'm still talking, Ross
Speaker 1: is telling me things and you have to just be
Speaker 1: able to roll with it. So it's actually like, how
Speaker 1: can you not do that?
Speaker 2: Just roll with it?
Speaker 1: Were you know?
Speaker 2: I mean, I think you're not giving yourself enough credit
Speaker 2: because it is a talent to do it. I wouldn't
Speaker 2: be able to do it if I was CNN level.
Speaker 2: If you work at you're at that point you should
Speaker 2: know how to Yeah, because.
Speaker 1: TV people are getting cues in their ears A lot
Speaker 1: more than I.
Speaker 2: Am, right, because I would be like, yeah, I raised
Speaker 2: not there, you know what I mean? Like I would be.
Speaker 1: Oh man, all right. So anyway, so it's just dripping
Speaker 1: in her voice.
Speaker 4: But listen to this of some misinformation as well. But
Speaker 4: we want to digest all of this right now with
Speaker 4: our terrific panel here and our reporters. Jeff Zelliny, I
Speaker 4: want to start with you, you are at the White House.
Speaker 4: Before I get to you, I just want to say,
Speaker 4: for the record, since we heard President Trump say in
Speaker 4: the Oval Office that CNN hates our country, CNN does
Speaker 4: not hate our country, that all really should go without saying.
Speaker 1: IM sorry, are you? Are you the spokesperson for CNN,
Speaker 1: because I also work for a big media company and
Speaker 1: one of the things that they beat into us during
Speaker 1: training ross do you remember this where we don't speak
Speaker 1: on behalf of our company? Right, They're very clear you
Speaker 1: do not speak on behalf of the company. You speak
Speaker 1: maybe on behalf of yourself, and it needs to be
Speaker 1: within the bounds of your job, but you don't speak
Speaker 1: on behalf of the company. And frankly, that's a standard
Speaker 1: employment agreement thing for just about everywhere. So this Cnnacre,
Speaker 1: did you run around and do a poll? Real quick?
Speaker 1: Do you ask everybody at CNN if they hate America?
Speaker 1: I don't believe you did. You are fake news.
Speaker 4: Continues, and I see a rhetorical device in him trying
Speaker 4: to say such a thing.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, So CNN's mad because you because there is
Speaker 1: an interpretation of one's actions or words that you then
Speaker 1: use to draw a conclusion or that Trump did, because
Speaker 1: that's literally what you guys do every day, and the
Speaker 1: way that you do it is what Trump is in
Speaker 1: fact critiquing. But also, you know what, if you gave
Speaker 1: me vibes of it, gave me vibes of like high
Speaker 1: school bully stuff. It like where you know some it's
Speaker 1: like a group of students is picking on another students.
Speaker 1: They they start a rumor going like, oh, you won't
Speaker 1: believe it pooped himself a gym class. And then now
Speaker 1: you're that dude, right, and eventually you got to go
Speaker 1: out and you got to like, I didn't poop, I
Speaker 1: didn't do that, right, And then it's all like and
Speaker 1: that was the goal to get you to do it,
Speaker 1: because now you're explaining, which means you're losing. Dude, we
Speaker 1: had we had a kid in school. He was two
Speaker 1: grades ahead of me, So I had no part in
Speaker 1: this naming that poor son. His name was Morgan and
Speaker 1: everyone called him big m Little Organ. Well not everyone.
Speaker 1: He was a senior when I was a sophomore. But like,
Speaker 1: that's what that poor son of it. And he would
Speaker 1: try to explain a lot which was really weird. And
Speaker 1: that's what that's the vibe I was getting right there. Man,
Speaker 1: So you got absolutely bodied in the oval office. Uh,
Speaker 1: you got bodied by a dude in his third language.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, that's crazy. He took you apart. I didn't
Speaker 1: have I didn't have to interpret that. I didn't have
Speaker 1: to find somebody interpreting that. He took you apart in
Speaker 1: this third language, going away to say your numbers. Suga
Speaker 1: was in the media do it, which is really really
Speaker 1: funny because from an outside perspective looking in, and if
Speaker 1: you just threw it to somebody who really didn't have
Speaker 1: a in the fight, that's a very fair question, like
Speaker 1: why would they go from insanity to ninety nine percent better?
Speaker 1: And nobody would report it? That's what that's what. That's
Speaker 1: what an outside looking in person who could honestly be
Speaker 1: an arbiter and didn't really have a skin in the game.
Speaker 1: Although I understand that Buckell and Trump seem to have
Speaker 1: a relationship.
Speaker 8: But.
Speaker 1: Like that's a logical question, and that's where we find ourselves.
Speaker 1: Also we find ourselves with this is a mixed bag here. So, uh,
Speaker 1: remember publisher's Clearinghouse. I know you're all still waiting to
Speaker 1: win it, very excited. Well not anymore, apparently a business
Speaker 1: bottle of just giving away millions of dollars, not a
Speaker 1: long term thing. But also the part where you know,
Speaker 1: magazines aren't really a thing anymore. They have announced that
Speaker 1: they will file for bankruptcy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is karma or for disavowing Ed McMahon. Oh,
Speaker 2: here we go, all right, explain this, Okay, it's a
Speaker 2: it's a it's a famous Mendela effect where when I
Speaker 2: was a kid, he'd publish his clearinghouse and their spokesperson
Speaker 2: was Ed McMahon, absolutely, and they would show him on
Speaker 2: TV and he would show but your door with a
Speaker 2: giant check in the balloons and his face was on
Speaker 2: the envelope. His face, the imprint of his face was
Speaker 2: on the envelope. And apparently they say that never happened.
Speaker 2: He was never part of Publisher's Clearinghouse, had nothing to
Speaker 2: do with it. Was never on the envelope. Bull crap.
Speaker 2: I must be from a different universe at some point
Speaker 2: I transferred over to this universe. And that makes it
Speaker 2: a Mendel effect because they say that was never it
Speaker 2: never happened.
Speaker 1: What were we seeing him on TV all day for? That?
Speaker 2: Was it never happened?
Speaker 1: Oh? He was just on Johnny Carson, which I didn't
Speaker 1: watch because I was too young, So I should have
Speaker 1: no memory. You and I should have no memory of it.
Speaker 2: Right, It's completely insane because that happened, right he was
Speaker 2: He was on the envelope, dude, and I saw a
Speaker 2: video of a person.
Speaker 1: It was some TikTok or something that somebody's claiming that
Speaker 1: that's it.
Speaker 2: No, that is a thing. Google it. He never had
Speaker 2: anything to do with Publisher's Clearinghouse. I'm not joking. There
Speaker 2: has to be a lot of people right now going
Speaker 2: you're out of your mind. He was part of it.
Speaker 2: If you look it up, apparently we're all crazy, all right?
Speaker 1: Hold on, Oh, he was a competitor for American Family Publishers,
Speaker 1: not Publishers Clearinghouse. According to yes, Yeah, I don't believe it. No,
Speaker 1: it was publisher's clear published, I know. Shut up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you're wrong. It had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 2: He was never on your porch holding a giant check
Speaker 2: with balloon.
Speaker 1: You know, it's tough growing up on a ranch because
Speaker 1: you realize they're never even if they were, like we
Speaker 1: did win, they're like, I'm not driving all the.
Speaker 2: Way out there. There's a video I saw though, it's
Speaker 2: from some you know, TikTok account that was retweeted on
Speaker 2: Twitter x. Yeah, and they were saying, you know, why
Speaker 2: does gen X have such a problem with authority and
Speaker 2: people in control? And you might think, oh, it's covid h.
Speaker 2: You might think it's you know, the stuff we've seen
Speaker 2: in the government. But what it really comes down to
Speaker 2: is we were all raised, we all saw ed mcmahonon
Speaker 2: the envelope, and now you're trying to tell us it
Speaker 2: never happens, So we don't believe you about anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, that's that's absolutely one hundred percent fair. Although
Speaker 1: here's the duality of this of this update though, and
Speaker 1: I guess you know what, maybe it's a good thing.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. The bad thing is you're never
Speaker 1: gonna you're never gonna win the publisher's clearinghouse anymore. So
Speaker 1: if that was your dream, you will not achieve it,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to say. The other thing is, now there's
Speaker 1: no reason to answer your door when.
Speaker 2: Somebody knocks on it, not at all.
Speaker 1: That was the only that literally was the last reason,
Speaker 1: right because now if somebody knocks on your door, who's
Speaker 1: who's there?
Speaker 2: Joseph witness the Mormons.
Speaker 1: Somebody that you wanted to tell you something could be
Speaker 1: religious and maybe they want change for quarters or whatever.
Speaker 1: Do you want change or oh, no, five dollars in quarters,
Speaker 1: just one at five dollar quarters? Could be that person
Speaker 1: could be your kid's annoying friend. You're not answering the door,
Speaker 1: and you don't even have and here's the deal, and
Speaker 1: you go, well, what about food delivery? They'll leave it
Speaker 1: right at your door, So technically it's not answering because
Speaker 1: you wait for them to go away. Because if you break,
Speaker 1: if you make eye contact, your food doesn't taste as good.
Speaker 1: I know you guys know this. Yeah, it's science. I
Speaker 1: tested this during COVID. So if you never see the
Speaker 1: delivery person, food's awesome. If you guys make even brief
Speaker 1: eye contact, it just SAPs the flavor. So no reason
Speaker 1: to answer your door ever. Again, absolutely amazing. So that
Speaker 1: is I guess the one upside all right, seven nineteen
Speaker 1: Hang on the guy in custody, Cody Balmer's name, who
Speaker 1: allegedly bombed firebomb the governor's mansion up in Pennsylvania. We
Speaker 1: talked a lot about I'm not going to get into
Speaker 1: all the details, but they were giving him the old
Speaker 1: purp walk right, and she's you know, flank with Trooper's handcuffed,
Speaker 1: and he's making like he's sticking his tongue out and
Speaker 1: stuff and making weird faces. Although he has quite an
Speaker 1: interesting look, and I couldn't put my finger on it.
Speaker 1: And then I realized what the dude looks like. He
Speaker 1: looks like one of the bad guy the bad cowboys
Speaker 1: in a western, but not a high ranking bad one,
Speaker 1: so like one who you know, the man with no
Speaker 1: name is probably gonna shoot within a moment, very early
Speaker 1: on in the gun.
Speaker 2: Fight, like they kind they pull out of an outhouse.
Speaker 1: Exactly. Yeah, he just got pulled out of an outhouse,
Speaker 1: never stood a chance. Yeah, that's exactly what this dude
Speaker 1: looks like. He looks like one of the dudes who
Speaker 1: was in the in the in the house playing poker
Speaker 1: there in Big Whiskey while his other dude was getting
Speaker 1: murdered in the outhouse. So he runs out and gets
Speaker 1: himself murdered because they shouldn't have cut up that whore.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, it was a very interesting look there,
Speaker 1: all right. So and I am seeing reporting and of
Speaker 1: course we're we're already into this where we're playing the
Speaker 1: what's his politics game? I I I don't know. I
Speaker 1: still I don't know that we have a full handle
Speaker 1: on it. I think some people are finding where he
Speaker 1: was doing some socialism stuff. I think the dude just
Speaker 1: hates government man, and he has particular beef against the
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania government. So I guess, I guess we'll see when
Speaker 1: more information came out. I'm not a fan of Trump.
Speaker 1: There's he's tweeting pictures or posting pictures on Twitter of
Speaker 1: himself with f Trump and uh and he's got he
Speaker 1: posted like what do you what's the thing where you
Speaker 1: needle point right where you so into like a circular
Speaker 1: thing to make a picture. It says, be the light
Speaker 1: you want to see in the world. It's a picture
Speaker 1: of a Molotov cocktail, So there you go. Obviously he
Speaker 1: wants to see it burned down. We just still don't
Speaker 1: know all the reasons why. But yeah, I did think
Speaker 1: the purp Wlalk thing was pretty interesting. In fact, it
Speaker 1: was my though. It was the second most interesting purplok
Speaker 1: I saw the most interesting happened here in North Carolina.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna explain that to you. Coming up in just
Speaker 1: a moment, real quick. Phone called David, What up? What's
Speaker 1: going on? Good morning? Good morning?
Speaker 5: Kay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the lady, well, I will want to go back
Speaker 3: to the published clearing house.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all the people that got their money every month
Speaker 5: or once a year, there'd be out.
Speaker 1: No, they these are annuities. They buy annuities, and it's
Speaker 1: a whole thing. They're gonna be fine as long as
Speaker 1: the insurance companies there.
Speaker 5: Oh they're gonna be fine.
Speaker 2: Okay, then it ain't me though, let me tell you that.
Speaker 1: And I mentioned purp Walk. And of course the guy
Speaker 1: who was accused of fire bombing the governor's mansion in
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania looks like a bad outlaw in a Western That
Speaker 1: was one of them. But the one that I think
Speaker 1: is great is local. So maybe you heard this story.
Speaker 1: I did to hear Kyle had this in news, yes,
Speaker 1: yesterday he mentioned it. But you had you had two
Speaker 1: men connected with an attempted murder of a deputy in
Speaker 1: Franklin County. So here here, let me give you that.
Speaker 1: Let me explain kind of what happened. Okay, specifically, so
Speaker 1: the deputy is, why didn't that didn't pop out there? Okay?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 1: So anyway, I believe that it was marijuana possession, possession
Speaker 1: of cocaine, felony, fleeen arrests by car, and resisting a
Speaker 1: public officer. All right, So that's uh, We're just looking
Speaker 1: at some the charges here. But the gist is this,
Speaker 1: the deputy is attempting to, I guess, do something with them.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what the initial rest was, but at
Speaker 1: some point one of the criminals is alleged to have
Speaker 1: attempted to kill the deputy by shooting into his vehicle
Speaker 1: which he was in. Thankfully he didn't hit the deputy.
Speaker 1: But what's crazy? And actually I don't know why I
Speaker 1: got to clip off my thing there. Hang on, hang on, sorry,
Speaker 1: I did not realize that till just now. But let
Speaker 1: me go go because I have it right here. Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: very unprofessional. But Ross and I were talking string theory
Speaker 1: during the break, so I was it was a booboo
Speaker 1: not making sure I had.
Speaker 2: My thing here.
Speaker 1: In case you're wondering what we talked about during the breakes, man.
Speaker 2: Do do do?
Speaker 3: All?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 1: Here we go. This is This is the description from
Speaker 1: Sheriff Kevin White, who is the sheriff there in Franklin County.
Speaker 1: All right, so the the deputy's name is Spleeze. I
Speaker 1: hope I'm pronouncing that correctly. And here's what happens. So
Speaker 1: on Saturday morning, two individuals tried to kill him, firing
Speaker 1: multiple rounds at his squad car. So he didn't get hit,
Speaker 1: and that's great. What do you think he did? Do
Speaker 1: you think he went, oh all right? You know everyone
Speaker 1: showed up like, oh this is crazy, all right, sit
Speaker 1: this one out, go ahead. Yeah, you've had a long day.
Speaker 1: Somebody's been shooting at you. Its is very We're gonna
Speaker 1: we're gonna send the other the rest of them ount
Speaker 1: and hopefully they catch the guys. No, that's not what happened.
Speaker 1: That was good enough for Deputy Spleeze or Sheriff White there. So,
Speaker 1: according to White, Spleeze then spent the entire rest of
Speaker 1: the day leading the man hunt to capture both of them.
Speaker 1: And there's this great photo of dirt bag dirt Bag
Speaker 1: number one being let out of literally you can see
Speaker 1: he's like run into the woods, I guess. And and
Speaker 1: here is the deputy who got shot at just hours earlier,
Speaker 1: who got his man, and it was just just like
Speaker 1: a dog with a bone. Man, he wasn't gonna let
Speaker 1: it go. That's pretty badass man. And then I saw
Speaker 1: and then I saw people commenting on the r L
Speaker 1: part of it, and like, I don't you know, this
Speaker 1: is the problem. He's not in the right frame of mind.
Speaker 1: If you send him to go, you know, arrest these guys,
Speaker 1: he's he's gonna be angry because they shot at him.
Speaker 1: He's gonna murder him. You know, well maybe you would,
Speaker 1: because you don't know how to you know, exert control
Speaker 1: keep your head in certain situations. This guy is uh,
Speaker 1: I believe marine as well. I want to make sure
Speaker 1: I have the correct branch here, like a million I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I have it in front of me.
Speaker 1: But the dude, you know, dudes serve time in the military,
Speaker 1: and partly you know, transferred then into uh working in
Speaker 1: law enforcement, which is not unusual. But like, he obviously
Speaker 1: kept his head about him because he didn't go just
Speaker 1: run down and shoot the guy.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: This isn't like when Boston Paul was around Boston. You
Speaker 1: shoot a cop, you're as good as dead kind of stuff, right,
Speaker 1: you see in the movies back in the day. No, No,
Speaker 1: he went in there. He clearly led an effective man hunt,
Speaker 1: and he and the rest of his colleagues apprehended these two.
Speaker 1: And they're gonna go and they'll face you know, they'll
Speaker 1: face a justice system. And if in fact they did
Speaker 1: attempt to murder this officer and it's proved beyond a
Speaker 1: reasonable doubt, I hope they never get out of prison.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're willing to murder somebody and you have
Speaker 1: all the rest of this stuff stacked on, I don't
Speaker 1: want to see stuff laying there. So hit him with
Speaker 1: the top attempted murder charge, hit him with the drug charges.
Speaker 1: If in fact that's what it is, you don't get
Speaker 1: to do that. That is a conscious decision to fire
Speaker 1: into a squad car. So kudos to this deputy for
Speaker 1: being like I you know, no, no, no, I'll handle this.
Speaker 1: I got this and actually gotting it apparently. In fact,
Speaker 1: I retweeted out I'm gonna retweet just the sheriff's thing again.
Speaker 1: So it's right at the top you can see the
Speaker 1: picture of him being let out of the woods there
Speaker 1: by the deputy who got his men. I should say, wait,
Speaker 1: can I say men? Ross? Or am I going to
Speaker 1: get corrected by that astronaut check? That'd be very careful?
Speaker 1: All right, hold on there, All right, yes, Tyler, what's up?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yes, sir, I was just calling in.
Speaker 3: I was on Molten Road where they found those guys.
Speaker 3: My uncle lived like right there in the area where
Speaker 3: they picked the the suspects. Up at that day when
Speaker 3: I was coming off that road, all of that was unfolding,
Speaker 3: and that was the largest police presence I've ever seen
Speaker 3: in our county. So tudos to all the guys here
Speaker 3: in Franklin County and the surrounding areas that all pulled
Speaker 3: together to keep everyone safe.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, Like, if there's two ways to get all
Speaker 1: the police there, one if somebody decided they were gonna
Speaker 1: shoot at or god forbid, actually kill a police officer,
Speaker 1: it tends to amp up the rest of their colleagues
Speaker 1: and uh, chicks fighting at spring Break. You'll get a
Speaker 1: lot of cops there for that. Man, I want to keep.
Speaker 3: Everywhere probably not probably not hard to get them to
Speaker 3: show up for that.
Speaker 1: I want to keep it. That. That is their thanks
Speaker 1: for have called. That's their commitment to ever tell that
Speaker 1: story about Daytona. When I was down at Daytona Beach,
Speaker 1: it was it was not as spring Breaker was right
Speaker 1: on the edge of it. And there's uh it's down
Speaker 1: by where the w Hotel is. I can't remember the
Speaker 1: name of this bar, but it's just across the highway
Speaker 1: from literal Daytona Beach. There it seemed like a I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's a weird three story business center. So
Speaker 1: but if you sit up on the upper balcony, you
Speaker 1: see you can watch everything. And these there was like
Speaker 1: these these girls that got into this fight and everyone
Speaker 1: like hair pulling, bikini tops were getting ripped, and every
Speaker 1: bicycle cop in Daytona Beach showed up to keep the
Speaker 1: public safe. Good on them, but uh yeah, those would
Speaker 1: be the two. All right, check this out, Hey, you
Speaker 1: want some science That CBS then had to woke up.
Speaker 1: So here we go. Researchers have located, for the first
Speaker 1: time in Guatemala, an ancient Mayan child sacrifice altar that
Speaker 1: was part of what was now thought to be a
Speaker 1: very metropolitan, very weighty toity kind of place where people
Speaker 1: from all different cultures would come to, I guess watch
Speaker 1: children get sacrificed and trade goods. And it's they've been
Speaker 1: uncovering this for a year and a half, but it's
Speaker 1: really every This thing is really impressive, and it actually
Speaker 1: has a carving of one of the known or the
Speaker 1: previously unknown Mayan gods that is a secondary storm gods.
Speaker 1: They're all geeking out over this thing, which is very cool.
Speaker 1: So that should be the story, right, Well, no, you'd
Speaker 1: be wrong because if you scroll through the CBS news article,
Speaker 1: they ignore the archaeologists who led the discovery after the
Speaker 1: first two paragraphs, who are you know, nerding out as
Speaker 1: I said, And then they decide to bring on another one,
Speaker 1: an archae on other archaeologist. Her name is Maria Blaine Mendez,
Speaker 1: who is a kind of woke archaeologist, which is exactly
Speaker 1: what CBS wanted because she then says the following thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: we see how the issue of sacrifice exists in both cultures.
Speaker 1: So what she's talking about, she's talking about up in Mexico,
Speaker 1: that part of the of you know, what you had
Speaker 1: up there, and then of course what you have now
Speaker 1: down in Guatemala. So she's looking at comparing, contrasting some
Speaker 1: other known stuff of the Mayan between three hundred and
Speaker 1: five hundred a d. And then she says this, it
Speaker 1: was a practice. It's not that they were violent. It
Speaker 1: was their way of connecting with the celestial bodies.
Speaker 2: Right, they have to defend it in some way, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean, you can call it violent. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys know this. The further you
Speaker 1: go back into history, kind of the more violent things
Speaker 1: were ross any you're reading the Old Testament right now,
Speaker 1: any hints of violence in their.
Speaker 2: There is a bit, yes, Okay, But I saw this
Speaker 2: on Twitter yesterday, like people in the comments trying to
Speaker 2: defend this, and they're trying to like step away from it,
Speaker 2: like oh, you know there was this reason or that reason,
Speaker 2: and it's like, well no, I mean, they were sacrificing
Speaker 2: children for the climate. Really, when you think about it,
Speaker 2: it was right, we want good crops, So you know,
Speaker 2: it's to bring up little Bobby on the altar here
Speaker 2: and so kind of what they're doing now, Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: you need to sacrifice a lot for climate change. It's
Speaker 2: the exact same thing. Well not really. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 2: little different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like, no, oh, well, they weren't violent
Speaker 1: because they just if they just thought that they had
Speaker 1: to do it, does that count because that's that's literally
Speaker 1: the worst excuse. Hitler just thought he had to reunite
Speaker 1: the Rhineland. You want to go down this road, give
Speaker 1: me a break. But yeah, no, they I just think
Speaker 1: it's funny. They had to drag in like an outside
Speaker 1: person so they could get the woke taken there and
Speaker 1: we could have dumb arguments like this anyway, raced agic
Speaker 1: from the weather Channel. You see yuh all right?
Speaker 2: Not on the phone today.
Speaker 1: That's what I like to see.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, normal, normal, back to normal.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's not going to be normal. Yesterday wasn't normal.
Speaker 1: Yesterday was June. What are you doing, man? June?
Speaker 2: Not likee June.
Speaker 1: But I go like later May, yeah, late May. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no no argument there. It's gonna get a little fouled
Speaker 1: up for a few days. Allergies are awful today. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Ross is just awful to men. Well, they it was they.
Speaker 1: They targeted him because not only is there you know,
Speaker 1: all of that, but they had freshly mowed the like
Speaker 1: the grass in this I sneezed.
Speaker 2: On the way to work probably thirty forty times in
Speaker 2: the car, and at one point I'm driving down this
Speaker 2: road and it's just all like cut grass, and I'm like, od, it's.
Speaker 1: Towards Yeah, hey, by the way, real quick, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to Yes, let me just say this,
Speaker 1: but I know a bunch of people anna call in. Yes,
Speaker 1: I understand the abortion reference to the the Guatemalan thing.
Speaker 1: So now it's been said, yes, I do understand that.
Speaker 1: So if you don't think that's finely don't think all
Speaker 1: right anyway, I'm sorry. I just I just saw all
Speaker 1: my calls blowing up, and I know they only make
Speaker 1: the same point. So all right, let's make a weather point,
Speaker 1: and better make it a good one or you know else.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, today probably the worst of the next five
Speaker 6: seven days. Those June temperatures will come back after We're
Speaker 6: more seasonable for the rest of the week until Friday,
Speaker 6: maybe a little relief with a shower trying to pass
Speaker 6: through noontime into the early afternoon hours, but really not
Speaker 6: gonna be much rain, and those showers associated with a front,
Speaker 6: so with gusty wins. As the front gets in, we're
Speaker 6: in the upper sixties low seventy today, the winds a
Speaker 6: gust twenty five plus a little cooler tonight, load to
Speaker 6: mid forties, clear, and then sun mid upper sixties tomorrow
Speaker 6: with a stiff west wind, so you know, temperature is
Speaker 6: a little bit below normal, and then tomorrow night we'll
Speaker 6: be in the upper thirties to low forties, and then
Speaker 6: we'll start a nice recovery as we're close to seventy Thursday,
Speaker 6: closer to eighty by Friday, and the weekend looking pretty
Speaker 6: good right now, Load to mid eighties mostly Sunday, Saturday,
Speaker 6: Easter Sunday partly sunny. So early today, which isn't really
Speaker 6: going to be all that bad. It's probably going to
Speaker 6: be the worst of it. The only shower mentioned. After that,
Speaker 6: we get a big bridge high pressure're gonna park off
Speaker 6: the east coast and kind of dominate our weather for
Speaker 6: several days near season will temperature some cool mornings, pleasant
Speaker 6: afternoons un till about Friday, then we'll start warming up
Speaker 6: right now, a nice sunny to partly sunny, warm and
Speaker 6: dry Easter weekend.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, that's it better be, because then you
Speaker 1: never had the kids have to do it. It's a
Speaker 1: little rainy out and that's what egg hunts and they
Speaker 1: get all dirty. Yeah, by the way, did you ever
Speaker 1: put well, you know what, I'll approach you with this
Speaker 1: in the next hour because I was going to start this.
Speaker 1: Let's see, I'll explain it then. But thank you, Ray,
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Correct, All right, there you go.
Speaker 2: Race agent from the Weather Channel.
Speaker 1: We were talking. It was funny Ross. We were talking
Speaker 1: about the Mandela effect and it's just popped into my brain.
Speaker 1: And it's not a Mandela effect thing. It's just you
Speaker 1: ever do something in your community growing up, or the
Speaker 1: way that you did something, and you just assumed everyone
Speaker 1: did it that way, and then once you'd leave, you
Speaker 1: realize you're the only ones who do it that way.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing a good job of describing, but this
Speaker 1: will make sense in just a moment on case O
Speaker 1: Day radio program. Just assume this is how everyone did
Speaker 1: the Easter for the kids, right, Although there were some
Speaker 1: we did have some family friends who are very religious
Speaker 1: and they would not do anything but the religious component.
Speaker 1: But you know, we did. Yeah, four kids, I think
Speaker 1: my mom just want us to shut up. So so,
Speaker 1: you know, they would conduct an Easter egg hunt and
Speaker 1: most the time to do it there sometimes the cousins
Speaker 1: come over whatever, so it would grow. But so we
Speaker 1: do the Easter egg hunt. And I thought the way
Speaker 1: that my family did it was just normal because that's
Speaker 1: how I kind of knew all the rest of the
Speaker 1: families did it. Imagine my surprise when I learned later
Speaker 1: in life that most families didn't just use actual hard
Speaker 1: boiled eggs with one exception. So everything was a hard
Speaker 1: boiled egg with the you know that was colored, and
Speaker 1: then there'd be one that she had one golden plastic
Speaker 1: egg and inside would be like ten dollars, so there
Speaker 1: was only one of those. And then I, you know,
Speaker 1: I leave the little cocoon that is, you know, growing up,
Speaker 1: get out in the real world, talking to buddies at college,
Speaker 1: and like, no, man, what do you mean you put
Speaker 1: actual eggs out there? Is that even healthy?
Speaker 2: We had the same experience growing up in New York.
Speaker 2: We would use real eggs the night before or the
Speaker 2: day before you a few days before we would die
Speaker 2: them and color them. And then those were the eggs
Speaker 2: that were hidden to find. And it wasn't later on
Speaker 2: until I started hanging out with Markey's family when we
Speaker 2: started dating, and there was at Easter and she they
Speaker 2: were using plastic eggs, and the plastic eggs had money
Speaker 2: and and gifts inside them, and it completely blew my mind.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was cheated as a child. Not
Speaker 2: only that, but the eggs were hidden outside because growing
Speaker 2: up in the city, our eggs, the real eggs. We
Speaker 2: didn't not even a gold egg with some money inside.
Speaker 2: It just all go real eggs. They were hidden in
Speaker 2: the flat because we didn't even have a real house.
Speaker 2: We had a flat in the city.
Speaker 1: Well, I want I want to point out too that
Speaker 1: you didn't get to keep the money. I left that
Speaker 1: part out in mind.
Speaker 2: Oh we attacks, No, you tithed it, okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so when you went to when you went to
Speaker 1: Mass for Easter Sunday, you had to put it in there, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, is not an easy thing to do
Speaker 1: as a kid.
Speaker 2: Right now, it's a pretty sacrifice for a kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but let me tell you, it created a mindset
Speaker 1: where me and my siblings. Even though we knew that's
Speaker 1: where it was going, we still wanted to be the
Speaker 1: one to do it and rolling here on our number three.
Speaker 1: So yeah, So, so we were just talking about So
Speaker 1: Ross has explained this to me. I don't have kids,
Speaker 1: so I have I have not kept up with where
Speaker 1: Easter egg hunts have gone. How have they morphed into
Speaker 1: a prize package from the Wheel of Fortune?
Speaker 2: Oh, you're talking about the easter baskets these?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, the Easter baskets which in my day had
Speaker 1: and you correct me if it's different for you.
Speaker 2: You would have the.
Speaker 1: Basket and then you would have the you know, the
Speaker 1: fake grass stuff that would get everywhere, and like if
Speaker 1: it did get everywhere, we'd get in trouble. And then
Speaker 1: it would have a lot of little the tiny chocolate eggs.
Speaker 1: I would get the reeses because I like chocolate less,
Speaker 1: but I like the peanut butter more, and you know,
Speaker 1: just and then it might be candy corn in there
Speaker 1: for those of you who like candy corn. And but
Speaker 1: that's what it was. I mean, you were it was
Speaker 1: probably like two dollars worth of candy. You're not breaking them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was still amazing because you would get out.
Speaker 1: Oh it was great. I'm not down in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No. When I was a kid, once again, we
Speaker 2: had real eggs and we would hide the eggs in
Speaker 2: our flat. We didn't go outside because you can't hide
Speaker 2: an egg by what outside by the fire hydrant or something,
Speaker 2: and we didn't really have a backyard. It was very time.
Speaker 1: The crackheads would steal it, right exactly.
Speaker 2: They'd pawn them or whatever, especially eggs nowadays because they're
Speaker 2: super expensive, so you can't do that.
Speaker 1: Point.
Speaker 2: But no, and the easter Easter basket was a basket
Speaker 2: full of candy with a chocolate bunny. That's what you
Speaker 2: would get. And now nowadays kids get like presents and
Speaker 2: stuff in their baskets. It's like I woke up and
Speaker 2: there was an iPhone in my basket, or there was
Speaker 2: what do you need an iPhone for a box? Or
Speaker 2: there was a video game or there was yeah that's
Speaker 2: a thing. Now how did that work?
Speaker 1: Like all right, so you will never you will not
Speaker 1: have to suffer eternal damnation, and you need an xbox?
Speaker 1: Like how many gifts do you need this weekend?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I know I saw somebody. I think it was like
Speaker 2: a family friend or something a few years ago where
Speaker 2: they woke up and there was like a bike in
Speaker 2: front of the easter basket.
Speaker 1: Stop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know when that happened, but that's definitely
Speaker 2: the thing that happened. I escalated that.
Speaker 1: So do you do you do you do an Easter
Speaker 1: egg hunt with Lincoln around the house.
Speaker 2: We do do it. And because we have know, we
Speaker 2: have a bigger yard they had when I was a kid.
Speaker 2: You know, when when you when you get in in
Speaker 2: a good relationship, or you know, you get in a marriage,
Speaker 2: you have your traditions from your family side and your
Speaker 2: spouse's side, and you sort of you can either go
Speaker 2: with one or the other or compromise. So sure and listen.
Speaker 2: When I first started, like I said, hanging out with
Speaker 2: Marky's family and realized that their traditions were so much
Speaker 2: different than ours. They didn't use real eggs. They had
Speaker 2: property outside they would hide the eggs outside. That makes
Speaker 2: complete sense to me, if you have the property and
Speaker 2: your you live in the country, whatever. But also they
Speaker 2: had the plastic eggs that they would put little candies in,
Speaker 2: put money like they took money in their eggs, And
Speaker 2: I remember thinking, man, I was like robbed as a kid,
Speaker 2: and you realize it's it's kind of like a class thing,
Speaker 2: like we couldn't afford the plastic money eggs. So yeah,
Speaker 2: we get the plastic eggs and we put little stickers
Speaker 2: and stuff inside them, and we hide them outside. They're
Speaker 2: they're all outside.
Speaker 1: But do you put hard boiled eggs too?
Speaker 2: We do not, Okay, because because because I eat them
Speaker 2: all and they won't last in the house.
Speaker 1: That's a good point, so they won't make it out there.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is just one of those things. I was
Speaker 1: just thinking it was so funny because it was such
Speaker 1: a shock to me. And you're right, it was probably
Speaker 1: a class thing because remember most of the people were
Speaker 1: telling me about how they were doing it, were you know,
Speaker 1: Southern California kids, I mean.
Speaker 2: Or it's a generational thing. Maybe somewhere like the easter
Speaker 2: baskets evolved, maybe the real eggs evolved into the plastic eggs.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, when I was well do, when I was very little,
Speaker 1: we used to have to reach into the chicken and
Speaker 1: get them ourselves. Oh well, yeah, so that that farm
Speaker 1: ranch living will do for you.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: You got to sit there, you got to sit there
Speaker 1: in like a gilly suit and wait for the hen
Speaker 1: to lay, then snatch it before your siblings. It was
Speaker 1: very competitive. So all right, Well, I'm glad I wasn't
Speaker 1: alone on that because I just thought, for a moment,
Speaker 1: maybe it was just an an agricultural kid thing, right,
Speaker 1: because you know, most most of us had chickens and
Speaker 1: stuff like that.
Speaker 2: So you know, they've been trying to evolve Saint Patti's
Speaker 2: Day for a while. I know that's been a thing,
Speaker 2: and and Lincoln said it once or twice and we
Speaker 2: just stopped that imdiately. He's like, what is the leprechaun
Speaker 2: bringing me today the tomorrow? Or like he's never gonna Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is never gonna happen in this house.
Speaker 2: What if he brings a bottle of jamison? You got
Speaker 2: to watch out, man.
Speaker 1: You haven't seen the drunk Eleprechaun on the weather forecast thing.
Speaker 1: We talked about this extensively. What do you think that
Speaker 1: guy's bringing you an STD? Probably you know there's some
Speaker 1: patties that's not a good So they're trying to make
Speaker 1: that No, you can't have the adult holiday. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: what are they doing for Cinco to Mayo. You getting
Speaker 1: your kid a rodeo bull or a matador's outfit. I mean, hey,
Speaker 1: you don't want the other kids to think he's poor,
Speaker 1: So you got to go in this jout. What'd you
Speaker 1: get for? What'd you get for for sinking to Miyou
Speaker 1: I got to gore a bull in a matador's outfit
Speaker 1: was amazing, by the way, singing to Mayo. Uh, let
Speaker 1: me just give you some predictions here because we have
Speaker 1: this story. Uh, the city of Chicago has canceled this
Speaker 1: year's sink Go to Mayo. I predicted this going back
Speaker 1: to Saint Patrick's day when I was doing my annual
Speaker 1: making a point that you could never have an obviously
Speaker 1: drunk cartoon mascot helping you do weather. You hear the
Speaker 1: weather forecast. In the holidays, they have little graphics. They
Speaker 1: always have this Leprechaun. It looks like he's been drinking
Speaker 1: for two days straight. And then Sinko to Mayo. You
Speaker 1: could never have like a drunk dude in a sombrero
Speaker 1: taking a siesta. Right, everyone can lose their minds. But
Speaker 1: then I pointed out, what Trump doing the deportations this
Speaker 1: they're probably going to cancel Sinco to Mayo. I was
Speaker 1: tongue in cheek. It was a throwaway joke in another conversation,
Speaker 1: and yet here we are. Yes, the City of Chicago.
Speaker 1: Organizers say immigration policies from Trump administration are creating fear
Speaker 1: in the Mexican community, and canceling the event put safety
Speaker 1: over profit. All right. Two things. One, go to any
Speaker 1: bar that's having a Sinko to myol party this weekend,
Speaker 1: or maybe you go for the crew from work on
Speaker 1: Friday or something whatever.
Speaker 2: Go in there.
Speaker 1: When is actually when, actually is Cinco de Mayo this year?
Speaker 1: Hang on what day of the week. It's a Monday?
Speaker 1: Oh man, look at that. You guys got an excuse
Speaker 1: to drink on a Monday? Oh good? And I avoid
Speaker 1: the nerd holidays. It's on Sunday.
Speaker 2: That's bonus.
Speaker 1: So go there. And it's nothing but drunk white college kids,
Speaker 1: I mean, and like office goers. And that's okay whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't begrudge you that. But it's not like the
Speaker 1: only people showed up for a Sinko to Mayo thing,
Speaker 1: which most people don't even recognize what it is. They
Speaker 1: think it's Mexican Independence Day and not a battle thing.
Speaker 1: And whatever, that's fine. We pride ourselves in not knowing things.
Speaker 1: Have you seen how many don't even know what the
Speaker 1: Holocaust was? I mean we're doomed historically with some of
Speaker 1: the teaching. That being said, there's plenty of people are
Speaker 1: still gonna go out wear a sombrero or not because
Speaker 1: you know they're woke. But they're gonna drink too much.
Speaker 1: They're gonna come in on Tuesday. They're gonna be relatively unproductive.
Speaker 1: It's just the way of things. However, I do have
Speaker 1: one additional theory because I would do it if I
Speaker 1: was one of these moon bat woke protesters. I think
Speaker 1: you're going to see people protesting people having fun on
Speaker 1: Sinco Tomiel, Right, So if you do have like a
Speaker 1: big gathering, like they had a huge Sinko to Mio
Speaker 1: thing that they do in Santa Barbara every year, and
Speaker 1: it would take over like parts of State Street. So
Speaker 1: if you want to say this is cultural appropriation while
Speaker 1: while their history is being a race by this evil
Speaker 1: Trump administration, I promise you we're going to see some
Speaker 1: videos of Sinco to Mio party going, you know, Frat
Speaker 1: Bros or whatever, and then some other woke pain in
Speaker 1: the ass kid they go to school with, who's got
Speaker 1: it all figured out, glues himself to stuff out there, going,
Speaker 1: how dare you celebrate this while the world's burning with
Speaker 1: Trump in the office. It's going to happen. It may
Speaker 1: not happen right here, but I bet it happens near
Speaker 1: a college campus near probably, I don't know, Maybe I
Speaker 1: think California is a good bet. I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: think of really the hyper focus New York right anywhere
Speaker 1: you're gonna have an these big celebrations. Man, they're gonna
Speaker 1: be out there, and ironically, they'll probably end up protesting
Speaker 1: people who are of actual Mexican heritage who are legally here,
Speaker 1: which is not who anybody has a problem with. And
Speaker 1: you know it'll turn into yet another example of some
Speaker 1: woke white chick yelling at a person of color over
Speaker 1: appropriating their own culture. And I can't wait for it.
Speaker 1: I'm super excited because you know, I love playing audio
Speaker 1: of really the dumbest among us speaking of the dumbest
Speaker 1: among us, Ford's chief learning officer, And I don't know
Speaker 1: what that is. What a bad time to be doing
Speaker 1: this right here. I'll share that story coming up here
Speaker 1: on the CaCO Day radio program. There has been another
Speaker 1: helicopter crash. Obviously, you've probably been following what happened up
Speaker 1: in New York. I see the conspiracy theorists can't tell
Speaker 1: the difference between a family photo and a news photo
Speaker 1: from two years ago, so they're now pretending that it's
Speaker 1: two different helicopters.
Speaker 2: Have fun.
Speaker 1: I guess that's how you spend your time on Twitter whatever.
Speaker 1: But you know, it's a pretty gnarly accident there, and
Speaker 1: talking about literally the rotor blade just shearing off.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I saw a video of a guy who's a helicopter
Speaker 1: flight instructor, and he was talking about some movements on
Speaker 1: the I can't remember what the secondary joysticks called.
Speaker 2: And it's not a joystick.
Speaker 1: I know you can get mad, but whatever that The
Speaker 1: the upper stick is that if you pitch it downward
Speaker 1: and you do it too abruptly, you can shear the
Speaker 1: rotors off of which makes sense, right the amount of
Speaker 1: force now you're putting up onto those things. And I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's what happened, but that is kind
Speaker 1: of what happened with this other one. This one happened
Speaker 1: in South Africa, though, and the question then becomes why
Speaker 1: would a pilot who knows what he's doing in a
Speaker 1: helicopter pitch the helicopter so aggressively downward so as to
Speaker 1: shear the rotor off the top. And the answer is
Speaker 1: the pilot didn't. According to investigators, the crash of this Sorry,
Speaker 1: my mike's a whistling today.
Speaker 2: This screen's in the wrong position. There we go.
Speaker 1: Apparently they figured out that the cause of the crash
Speaker 1: and what caused the the stick there to essentially do
Speaker 1: this movement and share the rotor is described as an
Speaker 1: unsecured penguin yep. According to officials, the chopper was transporting
Speaker 1: a penguin out to Bird Island or coming from so
Speaker 1: there's you know, you get penguins that obviously come up
Speaker 1: to the islands there and even come up to Southern
Speaker 1: Australia and South America and especially South Africa there, and
Speaker 1: so they were hauling up. But they just kind of
Speaker 1: put it in the cab and apparently it freaked out
Speaker 1: and it hit the Yeah, the controls pitched it down,
Speaker 1: tore the roader and of course they crashed. Now, it
Speaker 1: initially had been in a box but was sitting on
Speaker 1: the lap of one of the pilots, which is crazy
Speaker 1: to me. And they just busts out of its box
Speaker 1: and then goes willy nilly in there. How do you
Speaker 1: this is what I understand. How on God's green earth
Speaker 1: do you don't put that thing in something a little
Speaker 1: more substan It's in a cat carrier box, you know
Speaker 1: the like the cheap plastic box you would get when
Speaker 1: you when you get the replacement cat at the you know,
Speaker 1: the at the pound, because you actually ran over your
Speaker 1: kid's cats. You have to go find one that looks
Speaker 1: like it. And and so that box because it flipped out.
Speaker 1: I think everybody knows. Until you put an animal in
Speaker 1: a car a few times, you don't know what.
Speaker 2: It's gonna do.
Speaker 1: Some some cats, dogs, penguins probably I don't know, they're
Speaker 1: cool with it. You put them in a vehicle. There
Speaker 1: a lot of them. Just if they're chill, they just
Speaker 1: go to sleep. Or if dogs, they stick their head
Speaker 1: out their window to their eyeballs should be dry and
Speaker 1: they're just living loving life. Man, God forbid, they see
Speaker 1: a squirrel, you ever stuck and I'm sorry, they pick
Speaker 1: on cats. You ever stuck a cat in the car? Seeah, well,
Speaker 1: that goes Rozi ever had to transport one of your
Speaker 1: cats in a car? I did, Yes, how'd that go?
Speaker 2: Back? When I still had the minivan?
Speaker 1: Smooth sailing?
Speaker 8: Then?
Speaker 2: Huh all over the place? Yeah, all over the place. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was. I was like, well, I'm gonna die.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's worse than a bee in your car. It
Speaker 1: is because of the b You're like, all right, maybe
Speaker 1: I get stuck once with a cat. You're like, you're
Speaker 1: gonna rip bib balls, aren't you?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Man, So yeah, yeah, it's probably probably. I don't want
Speaker 1: to transport him like that right there. I feel bad
Speaker 1: because clearly it looks like they're trying to do a
Speaker 1: good thing there. But oh man, ty you got this
Speaker 1: is why you got to tie your penguins down. That's
Speaker 1: the rule. Man, trank the little guys.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, but uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what a crazy You just don't ever hear accident
Speaker 1: assessments in the US like that, Oh what happened unsecured
Speaker 1: penguin like that? That you can make a band name
Speaker 1: out of that? Good for you, all right, let me
Speaker 1: pivot away from uh murderous penguins. I mean that's the
Speaker 1: other thing. What was going through that penguin's mind, right,
Speaker 1: maybe it's like this is what a what a what
Speaker 1: crazy life I live? I don't do anything, it's all
Speaker 1: always cold, it's hard to find fish. The other guys
Speaker 1: are just come by and push you in the water,
Speaker 1: which is something penguins will do to other penguins. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm out of here, which is very unfortunate. All right,
Speaker 1: let's talk about this Ford guy real quick. So for
Speaker 1: this is interesting because obviously with everything going on with tariffs,
Speaker 1: and you know a lot of it, the discussion is
Speaker 1: around us not being able to sell vehicles into many
Speaker 1: markets without huge, huge tariffs, whereas every other car on
Speaker 1: the road in the US is seemingly a foreign vehicle
Speaker 1: clearly not with huge tariffs. Many of them are among
Speaker 1: the most affordable. So how did we get here? And
Speaker 1: how our company is going to respond? And you know,
Speaker 1: Ford Ford. One of the ways they're responding, and I
Speaker 1: think it's a very smart way for them to respond,
Speaker 1: is hey, remember us, we're Ford America. I think they
Speaker 1: actually have a new slogan. It's like from Americans for Americans,
Speaker 1: which is almost fu boo but close. And if you
Speaker 1: buy and and we manufacture the most here, and if
Speaker 1: you buy our vehicles, then you don't even have to
Speaker 1: worry about tariffs. And oh, by the way, we're going
Speaker 1: to do employee pricing. I saw they rolled that out
Speaker 1: for f one fifties, so that's a smart way to go.
Speaker 1: We're the company that didn't take bailouts. We're doing American
Speaker 1: pricing and our employee pricing. And if you're buying American
Speaker 1: manufactured here in America, you don't have to worry about
Speaker 1: any of the tariff insanity. That is the way to
Speaker 1: tackle it.