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Speaker 1: If I would have done that, I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: It died, it's not as it's not as bad.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: I know somebody else that got the the either hydraulic
Speaker 3: holes or something like that, stuck on something and he
Speaker 3: didn't notice it, and then when he did and he
Speaker 3: figured it out. It released the pressure. He said, it
Speaker 3: launched him. It launched him in that basket and he
Speaker 3: had his harness on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it boomed.
Speaker 3: I hit the ground and he got back up and
Speaker 3: just like, all right, I'm done for the day.
Speaker 4: I kind of stopped when I was almost tipped that
Speaker 4: the front endloader. Ye, front endload have to.
Speaker 3: Really do something to tip over a front endloader. You
Speaker 3: have to really do something bad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but no, the skits he are, Like when that
Speaker 4: hydraul gave out, I was like, this doesn't look good.
Speaker 1: This might suck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when your foot's to the floor and it's like
Speaker 3: going down. The fact that you're like, I'm gonna keep
Speaker 3: going through it, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna I'm
Speaker 3: just gonna send it. I'm just gonna keep going. Just
Speaker 3: let a rip tater chip letter and then Yeah, you
Speaker 3: would have definitely broke the glass on that.
Speaker 4: But there's no glass. So that's what I've been Oh
Speaker 4: there's no glasses. No, there's literally no glass. It's the
Speaker 4: cage is right here.
Speaker 1: I can go out and old school sand like I'm
Speaker 1: going to hit my head on that.
Speaker 3: It's kind of nice, like the newer like Koboda ones. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they have the door that opens up above you because like,
Speaker 3: if something goes on like now with like even like
Speaker 3: the Cat one, it's like if you have to have
Speaker 3: the bucket up at least a little bit, you can't
Speaker 3: get out, which if there's something going on is kind
Speaker 3: of nice and they're fixing it and you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I stuck in here, I can't get out and help you.
Speaker 1: It's I've I almost die.
Speaker 4: Also on that same skits here, the drag line does
Speaker 4: not stay on very well, so a lot of times
Speaker 4: when I'm brush cutting, it will pop off. Hero fuck
Speaker 4: you hear the mower stop? God damn it, Goetta get out.
Speaker 4: It's twenty degrees, by the way, no heat in the scene.
Speaker 4: And it's like I said, open air.
Speaker 3: Twenty degrees, Yes, twenty degrees.
Speaker 1: Twenty degrees, it's cold. There's no heat.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you are from South Dakota, JESUSLD. Twenty
Speaker 3: degrees is not cold.
Speaker 1: Well it was for that.
Speaker 4: It will also I call him brush cut when it's
Speaker 4: like ten zero, like twenty degrees.
Speaker 1: I can't get any hotter. Otherwise I want to sit
Speaker 1: in the fucking swamp.
Speaker 3: You won't you won't you won't get any hotter? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: twenty degrees is not cold.
Speaker 1: I guess when you're out there with no fucking heat
Speaker 1: this the window open, it's yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, twenty degrees is twenty degrees. I
Speaker 3: guess in the fall time when you're used to like,
Speaker 3: let's win fifty twenty.
Speaker 1: Degrees is in the winter dead winter? Like, dude, that's
Speaker 1: heat wave.
Speaker 3: That's grumpy old men. We're having any heat wave? Yeah,
Speaker 3: twenty degrees in the middle of wind. Why are you
Speaker 3: brush cutting in the middle of winter?
Speaker 1: It's easy to cut the wood, cut the wood. No,
Speaker 1: it's that's a show title.
Speaker 3: Stop eating blue chew can't help it can stop beating
Speaker 3: the blue pills. Brother, Hey, a question for you. How
Speaker 3: do you think that boy George got his nickname? Oh,
Speaker 3: just because he's a boy and his name's George. Like
Speaker 3: as far as nicknames go, like you know, like there's
Speaker 3: like Fat Joe, Lil Wayne, those are pretty obvious why
Speaker 3: they're nicknamed. That is it? Like why is it boy George?
Speaker 3: Like I don't know. That just came to my mind
Speaker 3: earlier today when we were listening to music. You know,
Speaker 3: it's like does Phil Collins, like his band do they
Speaker 3: have any like you know, yeah, no, no, but like
Speaker 3: when it's just Phil Collins, like he's got a band,
Speaker 3: you know, like Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: but it's like it's Phil Collins and like bon Jovi,
Speaker 3: Like how do you like? I just I was always
Speaker 3: wondered about, like boy George. I know, I know that's
Speaker 3: not the name of his band, that's Culture Club, But
Speaker 3: how do you get the nickname boy George?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Interesting, I really don't know.
Speaker 3: Give me your best guess.
Speaker 1: Uh, because he's a boy.
Speaker 3: His name is, his name's George, and he's a boy.
Speaker 3: It's very interesting. I was I was thinking about that.
Speaker 3: It's like, how does he get that nickname? And that
Speaker 3: could be anybody? You could be boy.
Speaker 1: Matt, it'd be weird.
Speaker 3: It'd be weird. I don't know, right, boy Bruce, baby Bruce,
Speaker 3: baby Bruce or no, what would you call me today?
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, you just all of a sudden everywhere like
Speaker 3: you always give me like these new names Bryce Broove though, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's true.
Speaker 1: I'm help.
Speaker 3: Yeah that that in your uh you're a babe.
Speaker 1: Or that's okay because you're you're a total babo. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I get in the car.
Speaker 3: You're like, love me, babe, Hey, bab everybody, Yeah, listen
Speaker 3: to that. Ladies, you think you're special, don't worry. He's
Speaker 3: called everybody around you.
Speaker 1: It's like I said, like, don't be offended if I called.
Speaker 3: Uh, some guy, just some guy, just man at the bar, babe.
Speaker 1: It's baby's different.
Speaker 3: Some girl I caught across the bar, me checking out
Speaker 3: a rack.
Speaker 1: Babe, got caught one time. It's all takes this one time.
Speaker 3: After that, he wore a cowboy hat. You can hide
Speaker 3: his eyes.
Speaker 1: There's a Are you looking for racks every night? I mean,
Speaker 1: you're not wrong. Sorry, I'm posting on Facebook. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: you're on your phone social media. Yeah, so so busy,
Speaker 1: always so busy.
Speaker 3: So busy, so busy. Could you have done this prior
Speaker 3: to us start talking?
Speaker 1: No, because the links weren't available yet.
Speaker 3: Oh the links, the links? Oh yeah, the Minnesota women's
Speaker 3: basketball team. He's obviously connecting with them.
Speaker 1: Something needs to.
Speaker 3: Why.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, there's that.
Speaker 3: Allegedly what other madisms I I can only remember too?
Speaker 3: We got allegedly, Well there's that, and supposedly is that
Speaker 3: another one. No, you don't. Supposedly what did you say
Speaker 3: that again? No? No, no, would you go back? Supposedly alleged no,
Speaker 3: supposedly supposedly, I don't think that's right. Oh no, Maybe
Speaker 3: I'm hearing it wrong, or maybe I'm saying it wrong.
Speaker 3: Supposed supposedly there Supposedly it's like that cell and that
Speaker 3: one guy is like, uh, how's he call it tubberware?
Speaker 3: And he's like, what did you just say tubberware the
Speaker 3: first syllable tub wrong?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 3: I mean, it's it's right, but know, like because it's
Speaker 3: always like in a tub, but it's tupperware. It's very interesting.
Speaker 1: Say it one more time, tumbleware. No, No, Supposedly, supposedly
Speaker 1: we were saying it different. One of us is wrong.
Speaker 1: Help us saying it right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, supposedly you're Maybe we're saying it the same. I
Speaker 3: guess I'm just hearing it.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Someone helps you know what microphones? These microphones they're brand new.
Speaker 1: Well that's not.
Speaker 3: So it's obviously mine. I'm probably not me whatever.
Speaker 1: They told that before. Sorry, it's not you, it's me.
Speaker 1: Oh really?
Speaker 3: Is that another madism?
Speaker 1: That's a good one.
Speaker 3: That one to the list. How many times have you
Speaker 3: done that insensitive fucking banger?
Speaker 1: Were you seven to?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 1: When we listen to that song earlier, I was like,
Speaker 1: this song is a freak.
Speaker 3: What is that? What was that song that we were
Speaker 3: listening to after that? What did he? What did that
Speaker 3: guy say, open up your dress?
Speaker 1: Uh? Colyde, Oh yeah, dude, dude.
Speaker 3: Just one of those things like if you say it,
Speaker 3: you say it with melody.
Speaker 1: Actually I'm gonna say I'm gonna say it work for word.
Speaker 3: He said, Yeah, it's like if you say it with melody, like,
Speaker 3: that's okay.
Speaker 1: I actually just put it and we say it.
Speaker 3: It's gonna go wrong. That's like we're talking about the
Speaker 3: Bill Burbitt wrong.
Speaker 1: You can say it like that. Uh. The lyrics go
Speaker 1: for for Collide, the dawn is breaking, a light shining through.
Speaker 3: Just get to the point, get to the one looking
Speaker 3: for harm, trying to find where's on my mind. I'm
Speaker 3: not stoned, not yet, not, I haven't been for I'm
Speaker 3: very proud of you, Thank you.
Speaker 1: I cannot find it, but it's in here.
Speaker 3: It's like open open up your dress or it's whatever and.
Speaker 1: There because we saw it. I even saw it.
Speaker 3: You probably did it probably worked for you. You're like
Speaker 3: the one time you have like very smooth rhythm in
Speaker 3: your voice, like them all the time, all the time,
Speaker 3: all the time. We got like a you got like
Speaker 3: a you got a different octave on that one all
Speaker 3: the time. Yeah, allegedly.
Speaker 1: Her a snak in my boot.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's definitely a madism. Definitely pulled that on a chick.
Speaker 3: There's a sneak in my boot. I wonder why they
Speaker 3: love you.
Speaker 2: You just lying.
Speaker 1: There's a sneak in my boots. That's not very big.
Speaker 1: It's kind of all right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they just find that out later.
Speaker 1: Some do, some do.
Speaker 3: There is there is there's another one that different story
Speaker 3: for a different day. There's another madism. Just keep talking
Speaker 3: and it happened. You're you are the woody doll of
Speaker 3: the smarts. Pull the fucking rope and he'll say his catch,
Speaker 3: blasting at all rodeo, where should I wear these boots?
Speaker 3: These boots go good with rodeo? Doesn't make sense, Matt,
Speaker 3: That doesn't all right? Start the show.
Speaker 6: Fine, this is dom fisting TVs.
Speaker 5: Matt is scroll into his palls, Scott's got on his
Speaker 5: business degrees.
Speaker 6: Dust and keeps the shore rolling on. We be Bitchin
Speaker 6: the episode talking Spots and having fall.
Speaker 1: You take shot beer Belly spats his ome.
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Speaker 1: Good morning, good afternoon, good evening. It doesn't matter where
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Speaker 1: Runway Lounge. My name is Matt Jeffrey, and of course
Speaker 1: to my immediate left is correct.
Speaker 4: It is Bruce Almighty, thick leg, thick leg, thick leg.
Speaker 4: There's a snake in my boot. So uh, anyway, today's show.
Speaker 4: We have a great show. It's it's been a while
Speaker 4: since Bruce has been here, and not too terribly long.
Speaker 4: It feels like it I missed you maybe like a
Speaker 4: you know, three weeks or so. That's about a month.
Speaker 3: It's fine, fine, working as a trap all those kids.
Speaker 3: It's like the Adam Sandler bit, don't ever grow up, ever,
Speaker 3: grow up, stay here forever. It's true, and it's it's
Speaker 3: very true, like you think about it when you were younger,
Speaker 3: like I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Aiden, I already said that too.
Speaker 4: He was like I can't wait to grow up, and
Speaker 4: then probably like I think last years, like I don't
Speaker 4: want to grow No, Like no, you don't.
Speaker 3: Got bills, you got problems. You got problems. When you're
Speaker 3: a kid, you're like, mom, dad, whatever, fix this. And
Speaker 3: it's like, okay, we'll do our best.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now yeah, aiden's learning.
Speaker 3: He's like, speaking of children. Uh, my daughter, Emma got
Speaker 3: hit on by some college kids. She yeah, she works
Speaker 3: in the food industry and uh yeah, and they tried
Speaker 3: to get her snap or whatever, and she very eloquently said,
Speaker 3: I'm fifteen. Oh yeah, get your fucking hands off her.
Speaker 3: Greedy rats like you out there. No, you didn't hit
Speaker 3: on chicks. You didn't hit on any young chicks that
Speaker 3: you know of, allegedly.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. That's it's not a book of math.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 1: That was That was good.
Speaker 3: That was you were listening and you you nailed that one.
Speaker 3: Good job, good job. Suppose we weren't talking about sports.
Speaker 3: We didn't lose you yet.
Speaker 1: I didn't give a ship yet.
Speaker 3: I didn't give a ship yet.
Speaker 1: I don't care. That's another one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's there's another one. Another madisms don't care. The
Speaker 3: Book of Matthew should just start off whenever you write it,
Speaker 3: just your your your yours.
Speaker 1: You should just start writing. I should there you.
Speaker 3: Go, like you know, like the bro code from like
Speaker 3: How I Met your Mother? Just mad asmsb just one
Speaker 3: word per page.
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Speaker 4: If so, we have a rodeo event that's coming up
Speaker 4: on June nineteenth and twentieth, and we're gonna be there
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Speaker 1: I know it. Bruce and I are gonna be there
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Speaker 1: That's a good one. But yeah, it's it'll be a
Speaker 1: fun time. So it's it helps. It is technically a local.
Speaker 3: Event and it's a rodeo.
Speaker 1: It's how would you not want to go to rodeo?
Speaker 3: People riding bull Would you ride a bull? I think
Speaker 3: we talked about this before.
Speaker 1: No horses, Yes, I love riding horses, but like bulls?
Speaker 3: New Could you do barrel racing?
Speaker 1: Be fun?
Speaker 3: You think you could do it?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 3: Maybe I don't think I could. I don't think I
Speaker 3: could do any of those cowboys shit, I'm out, man,
Speaker 3: I mean, I would.
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Speaker 3: No, you've wrestled steer in your life? Don't lie to me.
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Speaker 1: Set me the audio for it.
Speaker 3: It is here also, it's it's the announcement of the announcements.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's announcement I've I've oh yeah, that's right. I
Speaker 1: forgot to post that. Yeah, especially one of those talk
Speaker 1: about today too busy, busy, busy. I'm actually a lot
Speaker 1: busier than than I have been before.
Speaker 3: You're busier than The look on your face does not
Speaker 3: make me want to take a drink of that.
Speaker 1: I wasn't prepared for that. You were like, and then
Speaker 1: you're like, here YouTube, I'm gonna I'm gonna finish, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna delune it. I'm gonna finish it.
Speaker 3: Hoppy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very hoppy.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The look on your face. And I was like,
Speaker 3: that's one of those things where it's like somebody takes drinks.
Speaker 3: Oh that's good.
Speaker 1: You try it, like, no, no, no, no of those
Speaker 1: here take a hit, take a hit, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 3: And you're like, yeah, take a hit. I've indulged in
Speaker 3: that in many shocker, no way, not you. It is
Speaker 3: what it is, allegedly legend friend trying to bust on
Speaker 3: as many madisms as I can today.
Speaker 1: It should have a bell for every time, just every
Speaker 1: every time.
Speaker 3: I gotta get a different bell, I know, like you
Speaker 3: gotta look like a cow bell or it is. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's where Dustin used to have to do a round.
Speaker 3: He had to go old school with it, like shut up, idiots,
Speaker 3: you guys sucked balls. It's enough. Three different topics on
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Speaker 3: All right, Bruce, we have First off, we gotta get
Speaker 3: Brooks to do a jalloon, just him and his sweet voice,
Speaker 3: just jallun. First off, our first beer? Do you want
Speaker 3: to crack that bad boy? He already cracked it, all right.
Speaker 1: I want to try to the tradition. Sorry, I'm also
Speaker 1: trying to do three things at once too. For sponsorships.
Speaker 3: Sponsorships they're good.
Speaker 1: They're good. They are really nice to have.
Speaker 3: Yes, anyway, Uh, this kind of grinds my gears. Our
Speaker 3: first beer. As some radio hosts out in Denver took
Speaker 3: shots at Pa over basketball, he doesn't even call basketball.
Speaker 3: For one, These Jackaloons called him unbelievably overrated. Paul Allen
Speaker 3: is terrible not to mention like, what was it a
Speaker 3: couple of years ago the Buffalo game where like he
Speaker 3: became world renowned I mean Lebron James, everybody was like
Speaker 3: retweeting him and these got I just took shots at
Speaker 3: him for no reason because Denver won Game five and
Speaker 3: forced to Game six, which we'll talk about later how
Speaker 3: that ended. But yeah, they were you know, they started
Speaker 3: off with Dane Moore and they were talking about, oh,
Speaker 3: he's the worst broadcaster. And then there's Paul Allen. It's like,
Speaker 3: what the hell did he do?
Speaker 1: He's just bitter, Yeah, because he.
Speaker 3: Is the greatest, I mean, in my opinion and which
Speaker 3: is very very biased, is the phenomenal football play caller.
Speaker 3: That's about all that is for the first beer for me,
Speaker 3: I just really irritated me. But he was he was
Speaker 3: a bigger man than some of us would be. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he went on their radio show and they apologized to him,
Speaker 3: and then he talked sports with them.
Speaker 4: So I mean, very uh do you think behind the
Speaker 4: mike how pissed he was. Let's okay, flashback to what
Speaker 4: happened to you a couple of years ago with some
Speaker 4: fucking Jackwagon was.
Speaker 1: Talking to you. Yeah, like, how did that make you feel?
Speaker 2: I was?
Speaker 3: I was, I was angry, you know a little bit,
Speaker 3: like much like I said on Lakeland Television. But I
Speaker 3: mean he was he was he was a you know,
Speaker 3: to go back on the show and let them apologize it.
Speaker 3: I mean he probably gets all kind of hate, you know,
Speaker 3: like we got like I think we had like three
Speaker 3: or four in our little run here and my run
Speaker 3: here runs longer. But much like in your underwear, Jesus,
Speaker 3: he needs to get new ones anyways. But he probably
Speaker 3: he gets a lot of hate from different people. But
Speaker 3: the way he just shook it off and was like,
Speaker 3: all right, let's just squash the beef. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 3: that's exactly what he said. I'm sure Paul Allen and
Speaker 3: those words said let's squash the But yeah, that's kind
Speaker 3: of irritated.
Speaker 1: You take it.
Speaker 3: You take a take a shot in your supple sides.
Speaker 3: That's that's that's is a go to move. At least
Speaker 3: that's what I've learned from listening to the radio. OK fan,
Speaker 3: But yeah, taking a shot at a guy he's not
Speaker 3: even he's not even calling the game, you just blatantly
Speaker 3: like you're just jealous of him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sound sounding is just jealous more so.
Speaker 3: But that just kind of grinded my gears, so to speak.
Speaker 3: It's talking crap about my guy. And if you're if
Speaker 3: you're listening to a Vikings game, you should definitely pause
Speaker 3: the TV, get kan, get a Bluetooth radio and then
Speaker 3: wait for the boom and then you hit play on
Speaker 3: your television. And it's a phenomenal, phenomenal listening experience if
Speaker 3: you are Vikings fan, because it's I mean, it's definitely
Speaker 3: you know, for the home team. You know it's it's biased.
Speaker 3: But like if Jonathan Filma is calling the game, I
Speaker 3: hate him. Well, there's so many reasons why. I mean,
Speaker 3: the nine Saints and all that. You know what happened,
Speaker 3: and we'll talk about that maybe later in the second half.
Speaker 3: With the uh the March Madness bracket, the beer belly.
Speaker 4: Brack, we can uh no, we don't have to because
Speaker 4: we don't have to yet to post about it. And
Speaker 4: I got to redo the you got to redo it
Speaker 4: the bracket for for a couple of things.
Speaker 3: There's more than that. All right, Well, that's it. That's
Speaker 3: I just needed to the just wanted to give my
Speaker 3: boy Pa. I'm sure he's listening.
Speaker 1: Always always die listen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm working on my next PA shirt by the way. Yeah,
Speaker 3: me and Jada are going through some ideas. Are trying
Speaker 3: to get that crazy here.
Speaker 1: Do you try? I'm sorry, do you like send these
Speaker 1: to him? I have not approval?
Speaker 3: No, no, just a shirt doesn't need his approval. I
Speaker 3: don't have his name on it.
Speaker 1: Okay, but do you think you should just for No,
Speaker 1: I'm looking as a business side of this.
Speaker 3: Then you send it to him.
Speaker 1: I will send it to me.
Speaker 3: I mean I would love to send him like, hey man,
Speaker 3: I dude, you're like the best to me. And when
Speaker 3: it comes to football calling and the touchdown one is
Speaker 3: a phenomenal shirt that Jada made for me. There's only
Speaker 3: two in existence, me and Josh Hollman.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna use my media talents. I'm want to see
Speaker 1: what I can do for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what whatever I mean, id well have to
Speaker 3: mind's getting to make a new one because I've had
Speaker 3: it for what three years ago for a little bit.
Speaker 3: You Ogata's work is good, it's holding up. But yeah,
Speaker 3: we're trying to work on a new one. We want
Speaker 3: to get that crazy here one, the one where Dustin
Speaker 3: put like, you know, his first original one and then
Speaker 3: he's got like that long year. So we're trying to
Speaker 3: do something with that, I meant, so you know, there's
Speaker 3: some creative stuff going on behind and not just me
Speaker 3: that it's Jada that nothing creative going on.
Speaker 4: H Parker, what's happening, buddy? He said, hey, hey, all right,
Speaker 4: so so what's that one? Let's move on to the
Speaker 4: next one. A sky row the fucking boat here?
Speaker 3: Of course, he was, how can you so you can't
Speaker 3: be a lush if you can't be in the book.
Speaker 1: So our quarterback Lindsay got must for a fake ID
Speaker 1: well intoxicated underage drinking? Who didn't you went? You went
Speaker 1: to the you for a little bit.
Speaker 3: Were you the only one indulging and underage dream?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Okay, well did you see other people underage?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: The fake ID thing that's actually way more popular than
Speaker 3: I knew. Like when I was younger, because I'm ancient now,
Speaker 3: that was like you basically could never do it, and
Speaker 3: now it's super easy. I was working with somebody that
Speaker 3: you just get a hold of this guy and he
Speaker 3: sends you basically and it looked real. There's like the
Speaker 3: only thing there was a difference is like there's raised
Speaker 3: lettering that the person that they contacted oversees to get
Speaker 3: this license and I know another person that has another
Speaker 3: fake ID that looks so remarkably like my ID. Really,
Speaker 3: it's unbelievable. My favorite thing, though, is the one that
Speaker 3: you just found, the Lindsay picture without Mick Lovin.
Speaker 1: Why I posted? I think it posted on your face
Speaker 1: page for really sport.
Speaker 3: I wonder where he got busted?
Speaker 1: Do you know that? Let's see, uh, bring the news
Speaker 1: the have the report, because.
Speaker 3: It's like if he was in dinky Town and somebody's
Speaker 3: busting him for that, It's like, come on, man, Dick now,
Speaker 3: he's definitely going in the transfer portal next year.
Speaker 4: He was booked, book booked in custody at one at
Speaker 4: one am and released around eight thirty in the morning.
Speaker 3: So that's a good time in a drunk tank.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Fun is being in Hennepeg County for over over the weekend.
Speaker 3: Never been there.
Speaker 1: That's not fun.
Speaker 3: Try to make any friends?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I don't play cards. I imagine
Speaker 1: it's heart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are telling the story about the snake in your boots.
Speaker 1: That's a good one.
Speaker 3: How many friends do you think you've made over that weekend?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know how much his bond was.
Speaker 1: Guess I'll we get music for it bond.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's what is a would be?
Speaker 1: Why what do you know this?
Speaker 3: I just you know, because I keep up with the news.
Speaker 3: That's why, you know, the of the weird. That's the
Speaker 3: only reason I would know. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: A thousand bucks ooh, so close four hundred and seventy Okay,
Speaker 1: So all right, I was a bit off, Yeah, bit
Speaker 1: off on that one. But uh yeah, so he was.
Speaker 3: Do you think a booster paid for that?
Speaker 1: Uh? Maybe? So it was in Washington County Sheriff's office
Speaker 1: in Arkansas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 1: That's why I wasn't fucking here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's golden gun.
Speaker 1: I think he's from that.
Speaker 3: Area, right, I got nothing. I don't know where he's from.
Speaker 1: But Lindsay would turn twenty one years old on August eighteenth.
Speaker 1: He was so close, so close. That sucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like you know, the rest of your buddies
Speaker 3: are all twenty one, they're all going out. You're like,
Speaker 3: I got the sick fake ID?
Speaker 1: Was that?
Speaker 3: Chingy got a fake ID?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: Sanger?
Speaker 3: You know what? I hope they played Drake Lindsay and
Speaker 3: the club getting tipsy. But yeah, it's it's crazy, like
Speaker 3: how easy it is. The person that I do know
Speaker 3: said like, no, it's kidding. I will say this. I've
Speaker 3: worked in close proximity to him, and he said that.
Speaker 1: You do not.
Speaker 3: Okay, he said that they him and his friends. They
Speaker 3: and it was like the more people you got, the
Speaker 3: less money you had to spend it like a bundle. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so like him and for then and he got like
Speaker 3: a book. And then when they got it to like
Speaker 3: what the house's book And then they finally figured out
Speaker 3: you rip open this one part and your I d's
Speaker 3: were in there and they were remarkably similar. And uh,
Speaker 3: he got caught with it because of the rais. They're
Speaker 3: supposed to be raised lettering. There's raised lettering. Well, he
Speaker 3: doesn't know the internet spot to get it, but I'm
Speaker 3: sure he can probably easily find it.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: AIM's probably very verse in the black market.
Speaker 1: Hammering the keyboarder.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jesus.
Speaker 1: Better there.
Speaker 3: He better not be there anyways. But yeah, and the
Speaker 3: most ironic part about that story is is the place
Speaker 3: where they took it. His dad ended up going there
Speaker 3: and seeing it, and that's how his dad found out. Hey, buddy,
Speaker 3: that's a pretty good idea. What one two? But yeah, yeah, Arkansas.
Speaker 3: You're not, uh, I thought somewhere else. Yeah, if it
Speaker 3: was in dinky town, I was gonna be a little pissed.
Speaker 1: It's like, come on, four and seventy bucks day, it
Speaker 1: must be nice.
Speaker 2: That's not so.
Speaker 3: That I went four thousand probably something me and you
Speaker 3: aren't good with math, right, No, wetterraduated.
Speaker 1: I did eventually.
Speaker 3: No, I I just I just went the faster out.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: The ged it was was pretty nice.
Speaker 1: I had a two point one, proud of myself.
Speaker 3: I did fairly well in freshman.
Speaker 4: I didn't give a ship. But then but then at
Speaker 4: you went to college, I had three point six in
Speaker 4: like college because actually cares.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's because you were drinking. Your blood alcohol level
Speaker 3: doesn't count.
Speaker 1: I'll be fucking dead, I know.
Speaker 3: I well, with your uh, your liquor consumption, yes, you
Speaker 3: probably would be.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: I've seen in some news articles people getting above that
Speaker 3: while driving and they didn't get pulled over because of
Speaker 3: their erratic driving. It was like bad tabs or like
Speaker 3: a break lightout or something like that. And say and
Speaker 3: then they like, I couldn't have told that guy was drunk.
Speaker 3: And it's like they do their blood alcohol level and
Speaker 3: it's like, holy shit. And then they do the the
Speaker 3: one in in the and I just from the news.
Speaker 3: The only reason I know this. They do the one
Speaker 3: in the station where it really dials in what you are,
Speaker 3: and it was still pretty high. But yeah, Drake Lindsay
Speaker 3: and you know what, he looks sad, sad in his
Speaker 3: uh shot, dumb ass. He's a kid.
Speaker 1: You're almost there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever you want, you want to.
Speaker 1: Go to the bar.
Speaker 3: He just wanted to sit across that bar and see
Speaker 3: some lovely lady one time. That's all I need to
Speaker 3: But one time I got caught.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one time that I got caught looking happens.
Speaker 3: You learn from that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these start getting better peripherals.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's what taught you that. Yeah, So what's
Speaker 3: your move now?
Speaker 1: Where?
Speaker 3: Like do you just kind of I don't really have
Speaker 3: a move, don't you don't have a move. I think
Speaker 3: you do, though, like you put your leg up and stuff.
Speaker 1: You talk about corner bar.
Speaker 3: Corner bar is the the number one. Dustin and I
Speaker 3: were like on a desert island. After you left, like
Speaker 3: you were there, it's like we I barely set my drink,
Speaker 3: you needing another one? You leave and it's like, hey,
Speaker 3: we're still here.
Speaker 1: Come back, Jack, come back. They're like, I don't that
Speaker 1: was Titanic. Oh, hear me out. Just for the bit, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just for the bit.
Speaker 3: Oh hi Mark, Mark, God, you can't keep your he
Speaker 3: names right anymore.
Speaker 1: That'll happened.
Speaker 3: There's that, alright, moving on, alright, moved on.
Speaker 1: Let me find the button.
Speaker 3: Is your best howl?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like a dog trying to find My dogs
Speaker 1: are like, funk off, We're not even.
Speaker 3: Our howls are so bad. They don't even bug that.
Speaker 1: Shif.
Speaker 3: If a twig breaks out in the woods, they're like
Speaker 3: all over it. Yeah, and now they're like.
Speaker 1: Week how dare they?
Speaker 3: But the Minnesota Timberwolves took down the Denver Nuggets in
Speaker 3: six game without Anthony Edwards. What Dante DiVincenzo, What Io Desumo?
Speaker 3: What a hurt bones Highland?
Speaker 1: What? Who else? That was?
Speaker 3: That was pretty much it. I mean, nas Reed was
Speaker 3: kind of injured, but he played Terrence chant Sandon Junior
Speaker 3: in the first half was a dude. He that drive
Speaker 3: down and he just threw down that dunk. I only
Speaker 3: got to watch the first half because I had to
Speaker 3: work at four in the morning. But uh, what I
Speaker 3: missed was the performance by and this is why I
Speaker 3: was talking about earlier when they were trying to trade
Speaker 3: for Giannis. Yeah, do not trade Jaden McDaniels. And tonight
Speaker 3: is the reason why, or yesterday was the reason why
Speaker 3: he was thirty two points. He was the killer in
Speaker 3: that game. He got in Denver's head the series, like
Speaker 3: right away, they're like their trash on defense. And then
Speaker 3: that in Game five that Christian Brown dunked over by
Speaker 3: him and pointed at him.
Speaker 1: Don't watch that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Denver Nuggets lost to a Minnesota Timberwell's basically
Speaker 3: backup team. Do you I mean they had the Randall
Speaker 3: McDaniel and Randall McDaniel Randall not the offensive guard from
Speaker 3: the Minnesota Vikings and Tampa Bay Buccaneers. When you want
Speaker 3: a championship said what happened? And Rudy Gobert with Mike
Speaker 3: Conley and Shannon Jr. Out there just playing their asses off.
Speaker 3: It was an unbelievable performance. Watching the second half on
Speaker 3: Sports Center Highlights, it was crazy. I can't believe they won.
Speaker 4: I'm actually shocked because I've been posting my Facebook page.
Speaker 4: I'm like doomed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no way, Edwards and then I always been you know,
Speaker 3: he put up forty three in that game four or
Speaker 3: whatever when Edwards went down and it's like, oh now
Speaker 3: he's out too, It's like it's over. Even before the series,
Speaker 3: my buddy was talking to me Sam and he was like,
Speaker 3: did they have a chance. No, you got Sam shot
Speaker 3: here and they proved me wrong, and now we got
Speaker 3: the Spurs.
Speaker 1: Good luck.
Speaker 3: Wenby's a problem, yeah, just he he got injured, he
Speaker 3: had a concussion. He only missed a game and they
Speaker 3: still won.
Speaker 1: Well when you're fucking nine foot tall.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and could shoot a three. That guy, that guy's
Speaker 3: a sh said.
Speaker 1: I think Shack City is the biggest best guy ever
Speaker 1: or the biggest big guy ever, right.
Speaker 3: He I mean he's got guard skills at seven to three.
Speaker 1: Damn he isother here of bitch.
Speaker 3: But Tim Conley, our GM, was the GM of Denver,
Speaker 3: and he built our team to beat Denver because he
Speaker 3: thought that was gonna be the biggest problem.
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up, Donnie.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, my name is Bruce. And uh little did
Speaker 3: he know that, Uh women Yama was gonna get drafted
Speaker 3: by the Spurs and then they got de Aaron Fox.
Speaker 3: What Stephen Castle Stephen Castle. However they say his name.
Speaker 3: They got some pieces there. It's a that's gonna be
Speaker 3: a problem. And then Anthony Edwards will not be back
Speaker 3: for like another week and a half. Extended it hyper
Speaker 3: extended his knee.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, that's I thought it was a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks.
Speaker 2: Ye.
Speaker 1: Also, I got shout outs to do uh, Georgia, some
Speaker 1: shout outs to Georgia.
Speaker 3: That's where Anthony Edwards went to college.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right. Bulldogs.
Speaker 4: Speaking of bulldogs, I didn't call you a bulldog. She
Speaker 4: called you a bulldog and I just ran with it.
Speaker 3: Well, you slow walked your way to quick Trip.
Speaker 4: I distle walk my way to quick Trip. That was
Speaker 4: a that was a very fun night. We gotta do
Speaker 4: more of those. We gotta go back to bob a
Speaker 4: Shop for a Grupio Men festival again. Like I said,
Speaker 4: they were pretty disappointed that we didn't show up, but
Speaker 4: literally everybody, all all of us had ship going on
Speaker 4: that weekend, so it'd have been tough.
Speaker 1: Plus hotels are outrageous.
Speaker 3: Yeah, allan h am I in a volleyball tournament. But yeah,
Speaker 3: let's see what the Wolves can do moving forward. It's
Speaker 3: uh kind of depressing. The best player is when.
Speaker 1: Did they play May fourth? I think maybe, or so
Speaker 1: a couple of days from now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I saw that somewhere on here. I'm
Speaker 3: not so what's that three days from now?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 1: See? So second for the next Monday? Yeah, uh, next,
Speaker 1: next Monday.
Speaker 3: Next Monday, this upcoming Monday to Bayo.
Speaker 1: No, that's fifth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's a Tuesday, so you might as well
Speaker 3: pre party.
Speaker 1: Hey, there's a bunch of Corona specials down south.
Speaker 3: I imagine, I imagine the Corona specials in town. I've
Speaker 3: not here, indulged, not here, not here?
Speaker 1: Walker Longville, Uh, Hackensack, Reamer.
Speaker 3: What keep going?
Speaker 1: Uh? The casino and Walker?
Speaker 3: That's still Walker?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Whatever, all right, let's move on. Wants to keep the
Speaker 3: sports shortings?
Speaker 4: Oh just wait, wait, wait to the miss connections. For
Speaker 4: people not ever listen to Beerbally sports, we do miss
Speaker 4: connections the second half, and Bruce usually has news of
Speaker 4: the weird.
Speaker 1: I know you said here, Kevin. Uh do I mean
Speaker 1: we don't have any games this week?
Speaker 2: Do we?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I did not. I stopped doing the name game. Well
Speaker 3: I well, yeah I used to do that, but uh
Speaker 3: time time, my friend, it takes a little bit of
Speaker 3: time to do that. It does, and the news of
Speaker 3: the weird just I just go on the internet and
Speaker 3: it's like, ye, it's funny. You got the one that
Speaker 3: did clean your screen off.
Speaker 1: Because it was dirty.
Speaker 3: Sneaking.
Speaker 1: All right, you got what I do.
Speaker 3: If you ever come on the show, don't bring a
Speaker 3: black light.
Speaker 1: I don't ever bring a black light. Socks are stuck here,
Speaker 1: they're not even on the ground. They Okay, there are
Speaker 1: some that she had rugs gone, came up with that,
Speaker 1: all right, moving on ship, God damn it.
Speaker 3: Oh there we go.
Speaker 2: Uh, it's time now, just spin the I'm not paranoid,
Speaker 2: you're paranoid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my ex.
Speaker 2: Girlfriend was right about that thing. You know what I
Speaker 2: do know where I can shove it. The worst pain
Speaker 2: I have ever felt in my life?
Speaker 4: All right, so the we spin the wheel. So the
Speaker 4: worst pain in my life? Bruce, what's the worst pain
Speaker 4: you ever had in your life? Now, we're not going
Speaker 4: to talk about Valentine's Day for me because that is
Speaker 4: probably back then when I was in high school.
Speaker 3: You brought it up, so you might as well just
Speaker 3: turn No, that's we.
Speaker 1: Have that for Valentine's Day. For a spin the wheel.
Speaker 3: That's not I mean that's a different like like you're
Speaker 3: talking physical pain or just and.
Speaker 4: It's just said pain, worst pain in your life. I
Speaker 4: mean going from Viking to uh, I mean that could
Speaker 4: have been a walk.
Speaker 3: That's like a fuck that's probably like an hour and
Speaker 3: a half, two hour walk, forty minute drive pass. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the worst pain in my life. I mean recently I
Speaker 3: stepped on a piece of glass fuck on my heel
Speaker 3: that I've been kind of doing.
Speaker 1: Passed.
Speaker 3: But I don't know if that's the worst pain in
Speaker 3: my life. Well, talking about emotional when my uh my
Speaker 3: son was six months old, he had like a little
Speaker 3: red dot on his uh belly or like up on
Speaker 3: his chest a little bit, and Jada was like, we
Speaker 3: should go get him check him. It's a little red dot,
Speaker 3: like you know, come on. And she was like, all right,
Speaker 3: let's bring him in. And so we brought him in
Speaker 3: and we ended up being in the hospital for four
Speaker 3: days with him hooked up to machines and everything like
Speaker 3: that fuck because he had an infection. Yeah, it was
Speaker 3: an infection in there and it started growing and then
Speaker 3: they had to like you know, hook him up. So
Speaker 3: we were in this hospital and seeing my little man
Speaker 3: all hooked up to that stuff. That's that's probably my
Speaker 3: worst pain.
Speaker 4: My worst pain would probably I try to matter if
Speaker 4: I even talked about on the show before when you
Speaker 4: went through the buck, Captain, we can't briefly talk about
Speaker 4: I could have fucking died out there on the cat
Speaker 4: But did you die?
Speaker 1: But did you die? I showed Kennedy that today we
Speaker 1: were driving, we're not driving yesterday we'll come back from volleyball,
Speaker 1: and I showed her a back clip I got shot.
Speaker 1: But did you die? Oh that's where it came from.
Speaker 4: Anyways, I don't try to morify so planif the ashes
Speaker 4: is my right foot tore my PC on high school,
Speaker 4: my l four from my from firefighting, elbow injury from
Speaker 4: a baseball where I can't throw hard shoulders from baseball.
Speaker 3: You're like one of my running backs in college football.
Speaker 1: Stay out.
Speaker 3: It's like yellow yellow, yellow red here.
Speaker 1: Walking time bombs?
Speaker 3: Well, which one the fire fighting one? Let's go with that?
Speaker 3: So fun story with that, because that that's pretty cool
Speaker 3: story that you were.
Speaker 1: Let's do a little book of Matthew for that one
Speaker 1: knew it?
Speaker 2: Of Matthew? What get for?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 2: Tell stories his past? Let's open up to the next
Speaker 2: chapter in the Book of Matthew. Suddenly it smells musty
Speaker 2: in here.
Speaker 4: So this one is oh six. So I was already
Speaker 4: firefighter for over two years at this time, and I
Speaker 4: was in the burn trailer with my friend Pete Duffy,
Speaker 4: who played Suitor in the movie Miracle. Ironically. Yeah, him
Speaker 4: and I, Him and I were a team. We've got
Speaker 4: to school right on the show.
Speaker 1: I should he he'sn't eating prayer, not eating pray. Read
Speaker 1: he has yet on the phone via voight are. He's
Speaker 1: been in a couple of the movies too. I haven't
Speaker 1: talked to him for a while, but him and I
Speaker 1: were a team. We fucking dominated our course.
Speaker 3: What is the burn? Is that like something you like?
Speaker 1: Burn? Yeah? Basically it's it's like a big ass, like
Speaker 1: big metal fucking things that come overseas. Did you see?
Speaker 1: That's based what it is. And they're kind of a
Speaker 1: little different sections we have to go through your way through. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So Pete and I we uh hues, usually lead on
Speaker 1: behind him because he was smaller than I am, so
Speaker 1: use my hand is like literally on his back, so
Speaker 1: we kind of push forward and because the water pressure
Speaker 1: comes back, you he kind of.
Speaker 3: As a as a person that's not a firefighter. I
Speaker 3: do have to use a fire hose at work sometimes
Speaker 3: to wash them comes out.
Speaker 1: Dude, that's what size? Is it? Two and a half?
Speaker 1: Three three quarters?
Speaker 3: We go from like I'm guessing maybe like a four
Speaker 3: inch down to like the.
Speaker 1: The single bares Yeah, okay, So.
Speaker 3: I mean and that's like by the end of the
Speaker 3: day because I'm doing that for like six hours, my
Speaker 3: body is so hurting. My body is so but I'm sorry. Continue.
Speaker 4: So we're in the trailer one day and we're we're crushing.
Speaker 4: So we again we have we have two school records
Speaker 4: at this time. We we hammered our rescue time and
Speaker 4: we did a fire training really well allegedly, no I did.
Speaker 1: We had two. The only thing I actually really was.
Speaker 3: Well, there's that Matt bad man is it is?
Speaker 4: Actually think I was really really good at one time.
Speaker 4: I like, I asked, like, can you still do it?
Speaker 4: I'm like, I think mentally I can do it, but
Speaker 4: physically I can't. There's no way, especially now my foot
Speaker 4: and my back, There's no way I can do.
Speaker 3: And then you're pl and peace, He'll be fine.
Speaker 1: It's should shoulder. So like from baseball. I can't lift
Speaker 1: over my head, like over like ten pounds. It's just
Speaker 1: so dust. We talked about this on the in our text,
Speaker 1: like I can't lift throw ten pounds over.
Speaker 3: The dirty dancing.
Speaker 1: Yes, I can't lift you up anymore. I'm sorry anymore.
Speaker 3: I don't think you've done I don't know if you've
Speaker 3: ever been able to do you remember me?
Speaker 1: Wow, okay, I can say this. He is getting so. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So a little bit later, I felt like a pop,
Speaker 4: like a fucking what you're doing when you're you? And yeah,
Speaker 4: we were doing training and I felt just a fucking pop.
Speaker 1: What the fuck was that? And I go down like
Speaker 1: I can't feel anything below. I'm like, oh no, and
Speaker 1: I need help.
Speaker 3: And and you're the ones like pushing on his back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pushing on the back. So it's like it's
Speaker 1: it's fucking hurting.
Speaker 3: He must be a big he said. He's small.
Speaker 1: He's about like your height.
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, he looks so much block he's on skates.
Speaker 4: So anyways, Uh, it was long story longer. It was
Speaker 4: just like I've I had to give up my full
Speaker 4: time fire career. I couldn't beat a house.
Speaker 3: How did that all like go down though, like you
Speaker 3: felt the pop and then like what you stopped your training?
Speaker 1: We stopped?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And did he like fireman carry you out?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: I not him, but like what movie is that?
Speaker 3: So many there's probably so many movies.
Speaker 1: It's an old Richard Geared had it with Julia Roberts,
Speaker 1: pretty woman. Maybe he's like carrying her and stuff. No,
Speaker 1: he's he's like a military person. I don't know. Anyways,
Speaker 1: he had his care fire fireman care.
Speaker 3: I know there's like a comedy movie where's like I
Speaker 3: feel tiny in your arms.
Speaker 1: Uh, bro Kelsey's brother here North Branch and there are
Speaker 1: seventeen dudes in the garage with with beer love this show.
Speaker 4: Let's fucking let's go cheers bro hell yeah, shout out,
Speaker 4: shout out, shut out.
Speaker 3: The firefighter went down. Yes, and so you got drug out?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well my uh my officers came out and they
Speaker 1: they pulled this out and then like what shoulder? No?
Speaker 1: They well, yeah, kind of got me up. And I'm
Speaker 1: kind of like hobbling, you know, like you like buck yourself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm hobbling all the time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then got looked at so that you're you're
Speaker 4: a force fucked okay, and the then they tell me, like,
Speaker 4: your your full time career is probably over. So what
Speaker 4: I wanted to be was a fire investigator or fire
Speaker 4: Marshal h Arson investigator. That that that is what I
Speaker 4: wanted to do. And I was on the right track,
Speaker 4: Like at a three at three point six in college,
Speaker 4: I was moving, I was I was in the right direction.
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 1: Thanks Scott, But uh yeah, it's that sucks. So that
Speaker 1: that in my career.
Speaker 4: So I can still do a volunteer, but you need
Speaker 4: to be in a full time house to have, uh,
Speaker 4: to get the right amount of yours you needed uh
Speaker 4: uh five and a half ten years now, it's a
Speaker 4: little different criteria compare what he used to be.
Speaker 1: You're saying there's a chance, no, here's a zero chance
Speaker 1: to get back in the.
Speaker 3: House because you can't be a liability out there. Yeah
Speaker 3: you are on the softball field.
Speaker 1: Fucking good one.
Speaker 3: That sucks.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 3: Like why did you get off the investigator track? What happened?
Speaker 1: Because you have to have years of oh so years
Speaker 1: in the house to have that. Oh okay, So that
Speaker 1: kind of ended that career. And then I got in radio,
Speaker 1: and look how that went pretty good.
Speaker 3: You got called out on a New York radio station.
Speaker 1: He fucking hated me, that's good. He hated, he hated,
Speaker 1: he hated Steve O and I. That's you got. We
Speaker 1: were obst one of the bell that laughter.
Speaker 3: It's still kind of funny though.
Speaker 1: It was still funny, so.
Speaker 3: We had Anyways, did you got into guy's skin so much?
Speaker 1: Dude? We pissed his ass?
Speaker 4: So he was supposedly well, he was supposedly one of
Speaker 4: the uh top top top guys in the nation, like
Speaker 4: a hundred, like one of the top hundred guys in
Speaker 4: the nation. Yeah, he's doing a fucking podcast. Okay, Now
Speaker 4: this was before podcast was podcasting, Wake.
Speaker 3: Win TV call back there. Yeah, I was doing podcasts
Speaker 3: before podcast that was on TV.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that. I don't saying that, but anyways, anyways,
Speaker 1: uh yeah, so that was end of my career that
Speaker 1: went through radio and obviously I did that for a
Speaker 1: few years and now I own.
Speaker 3: A media company and now you're slanging beer.
Speaker 1: Slinging beer and drinking beers and beautifie boys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hanging out with dumb asses?
Speaker 1: Well do you with dumbasses? Wait? Wait to go L
Speaker 1: four Yeah, fu.
Speaker 3: You you know what I mean, I could tell from
Speaker 3: South Dakota he had a week L four.
Speaker 1: Good one. You know.
Speaker 3: I think probably what the problem was is maybe all
Speaker 3: the wrestling moves you get in your dad's house that
Speaker 3: broke floors.
Speaker 1: And that's steely.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you were a part of that problem.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you were.
Speaker 3: You were doing that stuff. That's that's that's what it was. Well,
Speaker 3: there's that.
Speaker 4: Anyways, I want to move on. Yeah, okay, all right,
Speaker 4: moving on. This is the time for the Minnesota Wild.
Speaker 1: This is why we're in the state of hockey deer buds.
Speaker 1: It's time to talk about do you mean he showed
Speaker 1: a wild? All right? So the Minnesota Wild, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: they fucking kicked the ship out of the stars.
Speaker 3: They were down two to one.
Speaker 1: Well were they really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: They and then uh, Dallas went up two to one,
Speaker 3: and then I think Quinn he was got the first one,
Speaker 3: and then I think he got the second one if
Speaker 3: I remember correctly, where he fired the shot and it
Speaker 3: ended up hitting off the Dallas.
Speaker 1: Player and then beat hilarious.
Speaker 3: There's no way. I don't know, there's kind of like
Speaker 3: he meant to do that, and I don't know man
Speaker 3: if he did mean to you that he is a wizard,
Speaker 3: a wizard, he's a wizard winner. Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 1: You don't have enough.
Speaker 3: And then I can't remember who got the third goal
Speaker 3: that one I'm escaping. I was watching it and we
Speaker 3: got sleep. Yeah, I'm pretty sleep deprived at this point
Speaker 3: in time. But uh, I can't remember who got the
Speaker 3: third goal. And then Matt Boldie born April fifth two
Speaker 3: said that like ten times in our text, it's my boy,
Speaker 3: my new favorite hockey player. I was watching on my birthdays,
Speaker 3: like Matt Boldie was bored, Like new favorite hockey player.
Speaker 3: We show the same birthday. We're pretty much the same
Speaker 3: person Atkin Boldie. You know, we're Yeah, I'm just like
Speaker 3: they just took all the talent and uh, you know,
Speaker 3: I'm basically Adam feel yeah, but uh yeah. Then Boldie
Speaker 3: got the two empty netters. Like, for the life of me,
Speaker 3: I can't remember who got the thing. I'm but my
Speaker 3: boy the wall of Saint Paul, who I've been talking
Speaker 3: about on this program for a couple of years now.
Speaker 3: I thought last year he got the short end of
Speaker 3: the stick with you know, Mark Andre Fleury, I get
Speaker 3: Hall of Fame goaltender. I would have liked to have
Speaker 3: him up here instead. He had a terrible year last
Speaker 3: year in.
Speaker 1: The Ahl Baldy had the last two shots.
Speaker 3: Yes, he had the last two goals, but that it's
Speaker 3: five to two then, yeah, I can't remember who got.
Speaker 1: The Quinn Hughes assists of Front Rock and uh zuke U.
Speaker 1: So Quinn had Quinn made it three to two one?
Speaker 3: Uh oh, yeah, that's the terroristic dude. That was a
Speaker 3: sick goal. It came across the goaltender and he was
Speaker 3: falling down and then back and just nailed that sucker.
Speaker 3: And that's right.
Speaker 1: That was just that was kind of that was right after.
Speaker 3: That was right after they had scored to go up
Speaker 3: to one, so they weren't up very long. That is correct,
Speaker 3: Thank you Matt, Thank you CBS, and uh but yeah,
Speaker 3: I the Wall of Saint Paul has been unbelievable and
Speaker 3: our biggest problem that whole series. They scored what I
Speaker 3: think one or two goals on five on five and
Speaker 3: that other one was fluky, the one that they got
Speaker 3: at the end. They're to and Jada is the one
Speaker 3: that told me this two and forty five minutes of
Speaker 3: five on five hockey in the series where they didn't score,
Speaker 3: but their power play was just unbelievable. Dude, the Wyatt
Speaker 3: Johnson goal, the tic tac toe between those guys to score.
Speaker 3: I think the the first one. Oh man, that's just
Speaker 3: they're unbelievable in the power play. I think it's time
Speaker 3: for Jamie Benn to.
Speaker 1: Hang it up. Done.
Speaker 3: He had how many points do you think he had
Speaker 3: in this series?
Speaker 1: Probably two?
Speaker 3: He had zero? Oh shit, absolutely had he had. And
Speaker 3: he got the one penalty by flopping yea, I saw that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and like, and he's and Felino was like, let's fight,
Speaker 3: and he said no, he won't fight him because he
Speaker 3: kept like he pulled Boldie's helmet off.
Speaker 4: Well, they were not supposed to make stupid ass plays
Speaker 4: or stupid penalties. They almost fucking did.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean a fight that just two guys
Speaker 3: in the box for five minutes. You're you're aware of that, Yeah,
Speaker 3: in the box, but uh no, I and and it's
Speaker 3: kind of ironic.
Speaker 1: Now the Timberwolves banger song.
Speaker 3: That is a bigger song.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: The Minnesota Timberwolves beat Denver and now they go to Texas.
Speaker 3: The Wild beat Dallas and now they're going to San Antonio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's flipping around, flipping.
Speaker 3: Around, So hopefully those radio announcers can shut their damn mouth.
Speaker 1: You shut your whoremouth of Paul Boy. I tell you what.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. It's Neanderthal ridge. It's an a
Speaker 3: lunatic ridge, or whatever the hell that socks called. But yeah,
Speaker 3: it was an unbelievable formance. It's the first time ever
Speaker 3: the Wild and the Timberwolves have been in the second
Speaker 3: round at the same time. Yeah, I mean, and it's Minnesota. Timberwolves,
Speaker 3: in their first what thirty four years of existence, won
Speaker 3: two playoff series and then in the last like three
Speaker 3: years they've won five, so that's probably why. And then
Speaker 3: the Wild they've ben't got out of the first round
Speaker 3: since twenty fifteen. Yeah, I saw that as we were
Speaker 3: watching the game and they started, you know, they got
Speaker 3: up like three to two. Jada looks at me, she goes,
Speaker 3: you know, what's the first round? Right, I'm like, we
Speaker 3: haven't been out of the first round since twenty fifteen,
Speaker 3: Jaja be alone, let me be excited. She was just
Speaker 3: joking with me, of course, obviously, but uh allegedly, Yeah,
Speaker 3: she just well, she's like you. She kind of trolled
Speaker 3: me a little bit, trying to get underneath and damn
Speaker 3: my skin.
Speaker 1: Oh you would never it's not it's not the NFL
Speaker 1: season yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you still like to troll, though I do. Troll's
Speaker 3: got a trolling. Hater's gotta hate. Troll's got a troll.
Speaker 3: That's a new song. Oh and another thing is I
Speaker 3: think someone needs to make what the hell is that song?
Speaker 3: Oh damn it, I hadn't earlier. I forgot it. It'll
Speaker 3: come to me later. But there's got to be a
Speaker 3: Filino song.
Speaker 1: I need Felino.
Speaker 3: Somebody's got to make that. I need a hero or
Speaker 3: tear a Sinco. Any wild player that ends with the
Speaker 3: could definitely be in that parody song because there's two
Speaker 3: Filinos on there. You got what?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Little did you know?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: But uh yeah. So that's it's exciting. Now we're off
Speaker 3: to Colorado as spenspen. I don't know I've heard the
Speaker 3: French or assholes?
Speaker 1: All right, next one, yeah, all right, gorgeous moving along today?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: Oh the draft recap here. I don't know how much
Speaker 4: you want to get into. If you want to get
Speaker 4: into the get into it. Yeah, all flock want music
Speaker 4: or not.
Speaker 3: No, that's okay. Whatever you put music on if you want.
Speaker 3: Everybody is all upset about the Caleb Banks pick.
Speaker 1: And I lost my ship. I laughed so fucking hard.
Speaker 1: Why I know what you're gonna say, and I know
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do. You didn't go after a guy
Speaker 1: like Harrison Smith? All right? Sorry, like a safety that
Speaker 1: you needed because Harris Smith getting old.
Speaker 3: We all know this, right, But I don't want my
Speaker 3: team to just go, well, we need this guy. And
Speaker 3: that's what everybody had on their draft board, the Vikings
Speaker 3: taking that Oregon safety feeling in or whatever the hella'
Speaker 3: his name is. I like the fact that they stuck
Speaker 3: to their board in Minnesota. Vikings have a world renowned
Speaker 3: foot doctor and he checked this off. It's true. Look
Speaker 3: it up, Google it, Google me. I'm Kirk scnetty. But
Speaker 3: they needed a game changer on the on the front
Speaker 3: line on defense.
Speaker 1: You could have got him later. He was a ninety
Speaker 1: first overall player on whose board?
Speaker 3: Milk Kiper's board, any of those, any of those guys
Speaker 3: that are talking those boards that they have, that's bullshit.
Speaker 3: It's a couple of guys like me and you sitting
Speaker 3: there putting players names on a list. The Vikings stuck
Speaker 3: to their their guns, and then they got a guy
Speaker 3: that they valued. All right, it's and then you go
Speaker 3: to the second round pick with a goldie like he
Speaker 3: wasn't on anybody. They stuck to their guns, They stuck
Speaker 3: to their board. They got the guys they wanted. Could
Speaker 3: they have probably traded back maybe, but maybe they didn't
Speaker 3: have any takers. And then and that's a that's a
Speaker 3: slippery slope too, who knows, because he had an unbelievable
Speaker 3: senior bowl. He had a good forty time and then
Speaker 3: he you know, they go, you know, he broke his
Speaker 3: foot again.
Speaker 1: And I get it.
Speaker 3: It's a large man. And where is all the pressure
Speaker 3: going on your feet?
Speaker 1: See again with the first how many bus are in
Speaker 1: the front. I want to do this.
Speaker 2: Alerts, alerts, somebody's ego is about to get blown up.
Speaker 2: It's out. Time for another Peter Betley Sports shot bets.
Speaker 1: We talked about this. Do you want to change up
Speaker 1: the annie on our shot bets?
Speaker 3: Not on this one, Not on this one all because
Speaker 3: I know he's injury prune. But I like the fact
Speaker 3: that they stuck. What I'm saying, is I like the
Speaker 3: fact that they stuck with their board. Okay, they valued
Speaker 3: a guy and they put him high, and then they
Speaker 3: got the big citrus later and they added to their
Speaker 3: defensive line. Just because everybody says we should take a
Speaker 3: safety doesn't mean we need to take a safety.
Speaker 1: They did later and all that.
Speaker 3: Well, Jacoby Thomas, the safety out of Miami.
Speaker 1: You love Miami here huge. I am a huge, huge
Speaker 1: Miami Hurricane fan. Yes. So the shot, the shot, bet
Speaker 1: don't want to propose to you will what's his name? Banks?
Speaker 1: Caleb beks Well Banks be a starter by week one
Speaker 1: of the NFL actual start, not not seeing him playing time,
Speaker 1: but an actual starter in the NFL Week one of
Speaker 1: the regular How.
Speaker 3: Do we how do we justify that though? Like just
Speaker 3: like the one like if they the first thing that
Speaker 3: pops up on Fox.
Speaker 4: Yeah, as soon as you see him, like if PA,
Speaker 4: like you said, you listen to p A Yeah, So
Speaker 4: if he says Caleb Banks, you.
Speaker 3: Know, fucking it's a shot. I'm not doing a karaoke
Speaker 3: bit at kill So. But I like the fact that
Speaker 3: and and his his comp is NFL comp is Chris Jones.
Speaker 3: And if that comes to fruition. That's an unbelievable pick.
Speaker 3: And yeah, sure again biased hopeful Minnesota Viking fan, but
Speaker 3: he is a like the year before he got hurt,
Speaker 3: he was an absolute monster. He was a problem in
Speaker 3: the SEC.
Speaker 1: So again, he's injury prone, That's what I mean.
Speaker 3: He got one foot problem. Everybody's injury prone. Is Joe
Speaker 3: Burrow injury prone?
Speaker 1: Yes, but he's already improven himself though he pretty ship.
Speaker 3: Ye, Joe Burrow's played like half the time that he's
Speaker 3: been in the NFL. Are the Bengals stupid for taking him.
Speaker 1: No, because he wasn't hurt. Then he got hurt his
Speaker 1: first year playing, not drafting him, but they already had
Speaker 1: They already had a medical records of him breaking his
Speaker 1: foot twice. So oh god, it's such a bad idea.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't like that.
Speaker 3: Well, you're a Lions fan, of course, of course, because
Speaker 3: he's a problem and your offensive line is terrible, so
Speaker 3: you're thinking, oh my god, Oh yeah, yeah, TJ. Miller
Speaker 3: out of Clemson, who stands higher than you. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: gonna be real good. At least they moved him to
Speaker 3: right tackle, and they moved Suwell the left.
Speaker 1: Tackle yeah, Suwell needs to be on the left side.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, whatever, But I like that. I like the
Speaker 3: Galladay pick. I mean it's not on everybody's boards. I'm
Speaker 3: so tired of like and best player available, that's who
Speaker 3: the Vikings value.
Speaker 4: We'll also remember that the Vikens don't have a GM
Speaker 4: per se, so you totally tell this is coach heavied draft, right.
Speaker 3: And but Rob Razinski got us out of cap Hill.
Speaker 3: I mean the problem, you know, Like, Okay, so like
Speaker 3: everybody next year is talking about the draft it's the
Speaker 3: next greatest draft since like eighty four. It's like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, and I hate that so much, Like do
Speaker 3: you know the top three picks are supposedly next year
Speaker 3: arch Manning arch Manning, Jeremiah Smith, CJ. Carr, and Dante
Speaker 3: Moore are like in the top five, and then there's
Speaker 3: like another guy I don't know. It's like Garrett Nussmeyer
Speaker 3: was on that list last year. He got drafted at
Speaker 3: two forty seven. So everybody that's like, oh, next year's
Speaker 3: draft is so loaded. You know all these people, oh,
Speaker 3: next year's draft is so loaded.
Speaker 1: How do you know that? You don't know that.
Speaker 3: You don't know that, and you don't know. I mean
Speaker 3: none of us know. I mean I don't know melt
Speaker 3: Kiper mcshae, all those guys. They just put these guys
Speaker 3: on a list and it's like, oh man, they reached
Speaker 3: for him. How do you know they reached for him?
Speaker 3: Did you know Tom Brady? I like how people were like, yeah,
Speaker 3: the Patriots tanked for Tom Brady to get him at
Speaker 3: ninety nine. You know, it's it's a joke. It's it's
Speaker 3: a hypothetical situation where you're progue, you're you're guessing on
Speaker 3: these guys. So you know he's got a little bit
Speaker 3: of foot problems. Who cares he's not? You don't. We
Speaker 3: drafted Demetrius Underwood, he didn't even play a game for
Speaker 3: US at like twenty. We drafted Troy Williamson at seven.
Speaker 2: You know, Like.
Speaker 3: I also, who else we take with a problem? Randy
Speaker 3: Moss at twenty one? That worked out pretty well, so
Speaker 3: I mean, take a shot. And I liked it that
Speaker 3: they stuck to their guns, and that's our If you
Speaker 3: have a good defensive line, the secondary takes care of that.
Speaker 1: Or yu is, if.
Speaker 3: You have good pass rush. You can have a made
Speaker 3: out mediocre secondary and do well and then you had
Speaker 3: the Galladay pick who what I didn't. I don't know
Speaker 3: a whole lot about him, but you know, watching the highlights,
Speaker 3: the Vikings valued him. I'm not an expert in any way,
Speaker 3: shape or form. But then and then they add to that,
Speaker 3: they get the big citrus who people are raving about.
Speaker 3: He would have potentially went I think thirty fifth if
Speaker 3: that Katie McDonald out of Ohio State didn't slip. So,
Speaker 3: I mean, and then he's another big offensive, you know,
Speaker 3: defensive lineman. So you're adding that to that front three
Speaker 3: with Jalen Redman. Already we got the uh I forgot
Speaker 3: his name, the big, the three name guy probably gonna
Speaker 3: be a serial killer at some point in time. Everybody's uh, well, no,
Speaker 3: everybody's a serial killer with three named John wayn Boot
Speaker 3: or John Wayne John Wayne Gacy.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: But though the one that everybody's like really excited about
Speaker 3: is the uh this running back they got drafted or
Speaker 3: got raved about really high. Only look at your name here.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and then the cornerback Charles Demings out of
Speaker 3: Stephen F. Austin. Yeah, Brian Flores has like a couple
Speaker 3: of traits he wants, he wants you over six foot,
Speaker 3: he wants your arm length to be like thirty five
Speaker 3: or something like that, and he wants you to be
Speaker 3: able to run like a four to four. This guy
Speaker 3: checks all those But I mean, last year we were
Speaker 3: laughing about Isaiah Rodgers right when they signed him. He
Speaker 3: ended up being a pretty decent corner. We got this
Speaker 3: Saint Pierre out of Pittsburgh. Everybody's kind of laughing about that.
Speaker 3: Let's see what Florest can do with him.
Speaker 1: I'm happy that Forrest is back. I mean, I'm happy
Speaker 1: you lost that shot.
Speaker 3: And uh yeah I did. I didn't I well, And
Speaker 3: I was kind of hesitant about that too, because, like,
Speaker 3: I still think he has that dog that lawsuit against
Speaker 3: the NFL for whatever happened with him in Miami, and
Speaker 3: then the full back tight end that they got out
Speaker 3: of Michigan. Yeah, he's his NFL competing again. These are
Speaker 3: just people talking. They're saying he's like a Kyle Uscheck
Speaker 3: and we lost CJ. Ham and he's a hybrid tight
Speaker 3: end full back. Okay, so now we don't just have
Speaker 3: a fullback on the roster like c. Jam. He wouldn't
Speaker 3: go play tight end. I imagine he.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 3: I mean and this guy fills that need and let's
Speaker 3: get into a round six. Yeah, demand Claiborne on a
Speaker 3: wake Forest. Everybody's raving about this as a running back. Again,
Speaker 3: I don't I didn't watch any I wasn't a big
Speaker 3: wake forest. I'm not your wake forest leader leader. But
Speaker 3: a lot of people are raving about him. And then
Speaker 3: we finally got like a center. Well, Girhard, is that
Speaker 3: a Cincinnati We like the Cincinnati kids apparently, but I
Speaker 3: like how they stuck to their board and didn't just
Speaker 3: go off of what was on the list, like Cracy
Speaker 3: was doing Pro Football Focus and doing all that.
Speaker 1: That's so fucking funny.
Speaker 3: That came out funny, right, not for you, but well
Speaker 3: it's no, it's funny for me that you know, Like,
Speaker 3: we put that guy in charge and he's a smooth.
Speaker 4: Doctor, I'm sure, But do you remember when he got hired.
Speaker 4: How in our group chat how were like, oh god, it's.
Speaker 3: Different, it's well even we were Spielman. And then he
Speaker 3: got us out of cap Hell. And what did he
Speaker 3: do immediately put it's right back in cap Hell. The
Speaker 3: money man Brazinski's got us out of Capell. Like next year,
Speaker 3: next year, we're gonna be like in the top fifteen
Speaker 3: in supposed you know, because whatever happens this year and
Speaker 3: whoever we resign and whatever happens, and then two years
Speaker 3: from now, it's like we' supposed to have one hundred
Speaker 3: and twenty seven million. Again, that's forecasted out. It's like
Speaker 3: looking at next week's weather forecast. You know, it's like
Speaker 3: whatever snow. Yeah, sure fuck. But the fact that they
Speaker 3: stuck to their guns and they took their guys is
Speaker 3: what I was that I took away from that draft.
Speaker 3: They didn't just you know, like Caleb Bank, sure some
Speaker 3: injury problems.
Speaker 1: I'm not tookn the first round. I love how the
Speaker 1: Bears took your boy, though. I hope, well that see that.
Speaker 1: I honestly hope he gets two picks against he will there's.
Speaker 3: Gonna be a chip on his shoulder. It's gonna be
Speaker 3: a chip on his shoulder, definitely. I was, you know,
Speaker 3: when the Bears took him. I'm like, damn it.
Speaker 1: Now he's good.
Speaker 3: Now he's gonna have a chip on his shoulder. It's like,
Speaker 3: all right, he's gonna play well against us and suck
Speaker 3: against everybody else. Yes, right, I don't know, but you
Speaker 3: know whatever.
Speaker 4: I just do we need a safety not necessarily still talking,
Speaker 4: Like I said, my sister Jenny is Harrison Smith is
Speaker 4: her work husband, or he used to be. So I
Speaker 4: asked her, I don't think you were here for that.
Speaker 3: You've told me the story though, Yeah, okay, so because
Speaker 3: I asked you, and she said, it was like a
Speaker 3: thirty or forty chance that he was going to play again, right,
Speaker 3: and he likes Flores. And even with that, there's gonna
Speaker 3: be June first cuts. There's still trade options available. We
Speaker 3: have a little bit of cap money.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: Wasn't super happy about trading Grenard.
Speaker 1: To the Eagles.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like but then again, so now you know
Speaker 3: he's is he injury prone? He just got injured, and
Speaker 3: then then Eagles gave him a bag. We weren't gonna
Speaker 3: give him that much money. No, and I get that,
Speaker 3: but I mean two thirds. But everybody's like, oh, next
Speaker 3: year's draft is a third's like a second. It's so stupid, stupid. Yeah,
Speaker 3: if they win, it's gonna be a late third. But whatever.
Speaker 3: It's like I was thinking, I was thinking, like we
Speaker 3: might get his at first, I was thinking of first
Speaker 3: and then nope, I think we.
Speaker 1: Talked about in our group too. I think it was
Speaker 1: like I think I said that.
Speaker 3: Well, Dustin was like Dustin called it, he said, he's
Speaker 3: going to the Eagles.
Speaker 1: He did. Dustin's pretty smart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, he's going to the Eagles. But you know,
Speaker 3: we both thought he'd maybe get a little bit, maybe
Speaker 3: a third this year and a second next year. But
Speaker 3: that just opens up the door for Dallas Turner. Hopefully
Speaker 3: he shows up and shows out the guy that I
Speaker 3: really want us to draft. You hated it at first, No,
Speaker 3: I did not hate his draft pick, oh at that time.
Speaker 3: Because remember after the draft, You're like, if they would
Speaker 3: have switched the names, if they would have taken Turner
Speaker 3: at ten and McCarthy at seventeen, I'd be like, Okay,
Speaker 3: shut up. But still I I you know, I like
Speaker 3: what they did. I like what they did a lot.
Speaker 3: Let to be seen. Yeah, I'm still even with the
Speaker 3: center in the he's he's Noah, who's the the cat
Speaker 3: from North Dakota State with the long flowing mullet. Uh,
Speaker 3: you got drafted by Pittsburgh. You got drafted by Pittsburgh
Speaker 3: this year? Yeah this year. He I forget his name,
Speaker 3: but he was like doing hay Bale tosses in high school.
Speaker 3: He's got a long, flowing like red mullet.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think it's Pittsburgh. I think it's Tampa.
Speaker 3: No, it's Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1: Was it this year?
Speaker 3: This year?
Speaker 4: Because I know kid from uh ship Wrecking Ridge between
Speaker 4: North Dakota and South Dakota.
Speaker 5: He is.
Speaker 1: He has long flowing, dark reddish hair and missing his
Speaker 1: two front teeth.
Speaker 3: But it's two front teeth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not a Christmas though. Oh find him all right?
Speaker 1: Anyways talks amount yourselves Delaware.
Speaker 3: Oh maybe it's maybe, maybe it wasn't the steels. I
Speaker 3: might be mistaken.
Speaker 1: What are you thinking?
Speaker 3: God, damn it?
Speaker 4: Hold on, let me just try this issues as I
Speaker 4: think Facebook had the guys who posted Anyways Delaware talks
Speaker 4: about yourself Delaware. Our act second party, just tell you
Speaker 4: what's going on with baseball is right around the corner.
Speaker 4: Our first game is gonna be May twentieth. The Blue
Speaker 4: boxs gonna take it on the on the Pavinji Bucks
Speaker 4: and they're gonna be right here at BSU. Of course,
Speaker 4: we'll have the game that is a Wednesday, May twentieth,
Speaker 4: we'll officially kick off our season for baseball. So that's
Speaker 4: gonna be a fun time. Bruce maybe there, but it's
Speaker 4: tough for him on the weekdays, and what tough me
Speaker 4: on the weekdays too.
Speaker 3: Jenny's dunker? Okay, you went to Iowa?
Speaker 1: Oh okay? So close?
Speaker 3: Yeah, real close, real close. Where did he go?
Speaker 1: Third round pick?
Speaker 3: The Steelers? Yeah, Jenny's Dunker. I just didn't recognize the name.
Speaker 3: That guy's gonna be a problem. He's got like the
Speaker 3: long flowing bullet throwing hay bales around. JJ's like, that's
Speaker 3: my new favorite NFL problem.
Speaker 1: I'll call down Jada.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I just it's gonna be interesting, Like what
Speaker 3: you know, foot problems, A huge, massive man like that,
Speaker 3: that's a that's a it's an issue, ext But with
Speaker 3: the Vikings having a world renowned foot doctor, maybe he's there.
Speaker 1: Foot doctor is gonna be one of the show titles.
Speaker 3: But that's all I have for the draft? How did
Speaker 3: your Lions do?
Speaker 1: We drafted a lot of linemen.
Speaker 3: Actually, I've never seen an offensive lineman stand is tall?
Speaker 3: Is that TJ. Miller out of Clemson?
Speaker 1: A huge bitch dude.
Speaker 3: It's just like he when he goes back, he's like
Speaker 3: he's just like his back is like straight up, It's
Speaker 3: like that's they gotta they gotta work on that. But
Speaker 3: other than that, I didn't care. I didn't care about
Speaker 3: your Lions draft.
Speaker 4: We were pretty stoked at the bar. Josh did not
Speaker 4: know that all three of us were Lions fans there.
Speaker 1: Josh like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Well, Travis was a former Vikings fan, you were a
Speaker 3: former Cowboys fan, and I'm not sure about Sam.
Speaker 1: Sam grew up in.
Speaker 3: So there's one true Lions fan there. The rest of
Speaker 3: you guys are just bandwagon jumpers.
Speaker 1: I left many years ago. Oh did you Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was there.
Speaker 3: I don't like the expectations the Cowboys have, so I
Speaker 3: wanted to go to the Lions. There losing, they start winning, You're.
Speaker 1: Like, restore the war.
Speaker 3: I love this team. And there was like the San
Speaker 3: Francisco game when they're in the NFL Championship game and
Speaker 3: I was like, hey, buddy, You're like fuck you, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, hey man, I was. I was not trying
Speaker 3: to troll you. I was being nice as a person
Speaker 3: that has had his team's lose. It's trying to be
Speaker 3: nice and you were swearing at me. I'm sorry, very
Speaker 3: unbecoming of you. Yeah, I would never do that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know that's not even allegedly you did. There's text
Speaker 3: go back far enough that's in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is all right. Anyway, when we come back,
Speaker 1: we got misconnections.
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Speaker 3: Welcome back to Beer Belly Sports. I'm Bruce Legg. Alongside
Speaker 3: to my immediate right is Matthew, Angelica Jeffrey, the hostess
Speaker 3: with the mostest the radio personality from the Stars called
Speaker 3: out by New Yorkers was a part of the The
Speaker 3: hell was the Arena League team?
Speaker 1: We had the men. Yes, that was fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're here to uh listen to uh what love
Speaker 3: might have brought us?
Speaker 1: Yes, that's my favorite and then this is my favorite
Speaker 1: uh subject.
Speaker 3: They went to the internet to reconcile what they mied.
Speaker 3: They tried. I'm trying another madism.
Speaker 1: You're wrong, all right, allegedly. So let me find uh
Speaker 1: some of these ones that I saved. Uh, there's some
Speaker 1: bangers of this one.
Speaker 3: So, I mean after that, I got some news of
Speaker 3: the weird. Sweet, they're gonna learn some stuff. Kevin makes
Speaker 3: an appearance.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, take.
Speaker 3: Time and efforts.
Speaker 2: We'd rather just read something that other people wrote and
Speaker 2: poorly at that. It's time for miss connections with Matt Jeffree.
Speaker 1: All right, so this misconnection?
Speaker 3: Okay, didn't the Brooksy in that one? Didn't they win
Speaker 3: a They won an award for KB one to one.
Speaker 4: Did Actually they won one of the best uh smaller
Speaker 4: market radio stations in in the Midwest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brooks, he's got it's the void. I mean, he's
Speaker 3: so good. And how much direction do you give him
Speaker 3: on these.
Speaker 1: I tell him a little bit. I don't need to
Speaker 1: tell him too much to be right, because he just
Speaker 1: crushes it every time.
Speaker 3: I mean, like when I was like the spin of
Speaker 3: the spin the wheel thing, like how does that?
Speaker 1: I literally just tell him, like make a bunch of
Speaker 1: shit up and whatever you say at the end is
Speaker 1: what we're going with.
Speaker 3: That's that guy needs a different award for the most
Speaker 3: creative person.
Speaker 1: Not wrong, All right, miss connections this week. So people
Speaker 1: don't know I find love on the internet usually, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you do anyway, you're like that the bad Heart.
Speaker 3: You use the word love loosely, banger.
Speaker 4: I know exactly what song you're thinking too, uh So, misconnections.
Speaker 4: If you don't know, I try to find love on
Speaker 4: the Internet. I usually look at Craigslist or read it,
Speaker 4: which is a fucking cesspool.
Speaker 3: You find people because you keep saying I find love
Speaker 3: on the internet, I do have tryed trying. You find
Speaker 3: love on the in finding.
Speaker 1: Some people are finding not you. They they whatever, fucking nerd.
Speaker 3: Go outside, nerd.
Speaker 1: All right. This one's in South Jersey, Cherry Hill.
Speaker 4: Misconnection to the people standing outside the Women's Center on
Speaker 4: King's Highway harassing women. In case you didn't hear this,
Speaker 4: In case you didn't hear me, because I was one
Speaker 4: of them who shouted get a job, jack had Fuck you.
Speaker 4: If your eggs weren't expensive, if eggs weren't so expensive,
Speaker 4: I throw them right at you. It's not even a
Speaker 4: fucking political thing. You're a fucking drain on the economy.
Speaker 4: Do something with your life, seek seek help, you fucking
Speaker 4: wet wipe.
Speaker 3: That's that's finding love on the airnet.
Speaker 1: That is a wow.
Speaker 3: That's that's pretty aggressive, I said, Matthew. And if you
Speaker 3: cared that much about it, spend the three dollars. You know,
Speaker 3: it's like, it's not three bucks for twelve, maybe five ten?
Speaker 3: Ow care that much? Spend the ten bucks.
Speaker 1: Broke ass, broke ass, bitch.
Speaker 4: This is on the American Airlines misconnections dot dot dot, the.
Speaker 1: Emotional fun Kind. I bought it in Los Angeles. They
Speaker 1: deplained us and had us remove our luggage. They reborded
Speaker 1: us forty minutes later. We were delayed another hour and
Speaker 1: a half. On the plane. The girl next to me
Speaker 1: was was on the phone with her situation was situational
Speaker 1: on ship breaking out for the Yes, uh, situational ship
Speaker 1: breaking up for the entirety of the delay. That sucks.
Speaker 4: All that being said, my beautiful flight attendant and I
Speaker 4: locked eyes and smiled at each other for the entire flight.
Speaker 1: Oh go on.
Speaker 3: We talked about Yeah, dude, if you live by an airport,
Speaker 3: you would be you'd be living at the air Remember
Speaker 3: that that movie the guy that got stuck in the
Speaker 3: airport for like ten years, like Tom Hanks plays it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, great fucking movie. Yeah, I can't think of
Speaker 1: it now.
Speaker 3: You'd be that guy, but on purpose, because you had to.
Speaker 4: What if I lost the bets, I don't I don't
Speaker 4: know her name, and now I have a crush on her,
Speaker 4: but she made the entire experience tolerable. Flight zero, the
Speaker 4: flight three zero one three l a two Philly smiley
Speaker 4: face emoji.
Speaker 3: See at least he remembered that. And if that lady
Speaker 3: went to the internet, she might be able to find that.
Speaker 3: And in his defense, it's not like he can just
Speaker 3: jump back on another flight and get her again. I mean,
Speaker 3: could you you'd have to be like that guy that
Speaker 3: got like the lifetime pass.
Speaker 1: Go on.
Speaker 3: Oh and I can't remember, like the eighties or nineties,
Speaker 3: it was like, you spend one hundred thousand dollars, they
Speaker 3: gave you a lifetime pass.
Speaker 2: Shit.
Speaker 3: So one guy took advantage of that and they finally
Speaker 3: had to like tell him no more because he was
Speaker 3: just said lifetime flying everywhere and they gave him his
Speaker 3: miles oh even better. So I mean it's a it's
Speaker 3: a really crazy story. If you look at that?
Speaker 1: Just look at that misconnection. Uh.
Speaker 4: I was halfway through reading an open letter from the
Speaker 4: exact sort of person I wanted to speak to, but
Speaker 4: I did realize the time for the letter of letters
Speaker 4: to refresh, I had to relapse. So then when I
Speaker 4: clicked away, the letter among with the person's profile disappeared.
Speaker 1: That sucks. Oh I didn't even get to take note
Speaker 1: of her user name. Fuck, And I'm aimlessly scrolling through
Speaker 1: profiles from her from her country to see if I
Speaker 1: could spot her.
Speaker 3: Is that stocking?
Speaker 1: Maybe a little bit? Have other experience misconnections? Yeah? Also,
Speaker 1: if anyone knows a thirty four year old woman from.
Speaker 3: How the fuck does he know?
Speaker 1: Rage? Oh?
Speaker 3: He must have got that in the reading part.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Maybe, okay.
Speaker 4: Also, if it would nose a thirty fo year old
Speaker 4: woman from Nebraska sas any Oh no no no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: no no no no hold up, reread this, Matthew. Awesome,
Speaker 4: it would nose a thirty four year old woman from
Speaker 4: northeast or northwest China who wrote an open letter dated
Speaker 4: October fifteen, twenty twenty five, under the hashtag feminism.
Speaker 1: Let me know what did you say?
Speaker 3: Nebraska and West China.
Speaker 4: Nope, I thought northeast, meaning like Nebraska. Oh no, Then
Speaker 4: I read more, I'm like, nope, northeast or northwest China.
Speaker 3: Oh like I got heard Nebraska and that kind of
Speaker 3: stuck in my head and I'm like, that's a far difference.
Speaker 1: You ever been in China before?
Speaker 3: Negative?
Speaker 1: Okay, what's that? I thought I gonna do my Trump
Speaker 1: But that's fine.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, China.
Speaker 1: Chickese, Chinese chicken.
Speaker 3: Well does a huge difference here between Nebraska and China.
Speaker 3: It's a great difference. It's a beautiful land here between there.
Speaker 3: But you get over see it's it's crap. It's terrible.
Speaker 3: Everybody will tell you they're not here. It's in America.
Speaker 3: We're the best, You're the worst. I just spit on.
Speaker 1: The boys are a girls rule, all right? Women are
Speaker 1: from Venus, all right.
Speaker 4: Next one, this was in Fairmont, so now we're in Minnesota.
Speaker 4: Look at to help end the summer with a bang?
Speaker 3: How many? How many times have you use that one?
Speaker 3: I will now add that to the matter, Ye summer
Speaker 3: with a bang, and then follow that up, But there's
Speaker 3: a snake inn. That's what you do next year? Just
Speaker 3: dressed like you do and just tape a string on
Speaker 3: your back.
Speaker 1: See what happens?
Speaker 3: I feel No, no, no, no, no no, I'm not
Speaker 3: pulling nothing.
Speaker 1: On all right? Can I read this?
Speaker 3: I want nothing?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Tell how many beers
Speaker 1: are in you.
Speaker 3: Right now? Like no, no, no, no, no, when that happens,
Speaker 3: I'm not pulling anything on you. Legit, get that out
Speaker 3: of your mind. Okay, your stories fine?
Speaker 1: Looking for a guy around around my age thirty to
Speaker 1: forty two? Big age?
Speaker 3: Is that a run around your age?
Speaker 4: I'll be forty soon. I want to hang out with
Speaker 4: I have a have a decent set up in my garage,
Speaker 4: this scott. If you're looking to hang out and just
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Speaker 3: See now, if he would have sang it like that song,
Speaker 3: if it was like a nice melody, like you want
Speaker 3: to get that load off? You know what's more, were
Speaker 3: acceptable then versus just via text because you get no
Speaker 3: context on it.
Speaker 4: That's true, all right, Colton at Caribou Coffee in Brooklyn Center.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's very specific.
Speaker 4: I only know your name because the barista said it.
Speaker 4: If you're not Colton, please don't respond. You've got a dark,
Speaker 4: wavy hair, dressed sharply and always seem happy I see
Speaker 4: at Caribou Coffee in Brooklyn Center, right to the point.
Speaker 3: I guess this one pisses me off, Like, yeah, go
Speaker 3: back there, I know, I know. Maybe just leave your like,
Speaker 3: if you're too shy, just leave, like your laptop open,
Speaker 3: just be like.
Speaker 1: Just float floating your snack, push it over towards her, like.
Speaker 3: That's not weird, and then wink like this was like
Speaker 3: getting like getting caught across the bar.
Speaker 1: One fucking time. I got caught. It's staring. I'm mad.
Speaker 1: Continue the Red Eye in Sioux Falls got me. That's
Speaker 1: a god damn it.
Speaker 4: Anyways, a Walmart shopper in Egan, I was shopping and
Speaker 4: then I saw you.
Speaker 1: You are a very you are a very nice.
Speaker 4: Female woman, and I need someone to help finding the
Speaker 4: underwear in shirts department. You see very easy going and
Speaker 4: I wanted your attention but was too shy to ask
Speaker 4: for your text number.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I didn't get a chance to talk to you. If
Speaker 4: you if you want me, send me a message. I'm
Speaker 4: five to seven, one hundred and fifty six pounds and
Speaker 4: I'm in my sixties.
Speaker 3: Twisted, stealing appeal.
Speaker 1: Hot. If you still want to talk, hit me up.
Speaker 4: Love to hear from you, even if it's even if
Speaker 4: someone else who else needs a talk.
Speaker 1: Thanks. Hold on, it's a shooting shot everywhere obviously, loads
Speaker 1: load loads.
Speaker 3: So the icebreaker wasn't like show me where the underwear
Speaker 3: were at, like at that point in I'm like, you're
Speaker 3: free to rome, dude, I mean outside of like touching,
Speaker 3: like you could say anything throw Yeah, hey, you want
Speaker 3: to show me where the tiny whities are at?
Speaker 1: So random person?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like all right, and go back to that one.
Speaker 3: Can you go back to that?
Speaker 1: Yes? Again?
Speaker 3: How did that start? You're a tall.
Speaker 1: I'll start over. I was shopping and then I saw you.
Speaker 1: You were a very nice female woman.
Speaker 3: That's that's that, That's what I was looking for, female woman.
Speaker 1: That's what. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, maybe with nowadays you gotta like specify, specify,
Speaker 3: stutter and Stanley over here.
Speaker 1: Don't worry.
Speaker 4: I sucked to good God to the red eyed lady.
Speaker 4: That bar was in this we're doing misconnections. The Red
Speaker 4: Eye was a bar in Sioux Falls, and it's uh,
Speaker 4: they have two firs every day, every day. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: all like the entire time is two firs. It's really nice.
Speaker 4: You get fucking lipped, I imagine. And that was my
Speaker 4: Captain Morgan days.
Speaker 3: So the did you talk like Captain Jack Sparrow put.
Speaker 1: My leg up like I didn't carry that's there, it
Speaker 1: is there, it is. Can't believe that brought it back.
Speaker 1: Fucking idiots.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to the news that weird.
Speaker 1: We're gonna start off the weird.
Speaker 3: We have found Kevin.
Speaker 1: Kevin has black bear and he's now oh where, oh
Speaker 1: where over there?
Speaker 3: Well, Kevin must have been at the Timberwolves game and
Speaker 3: in Denver got a little too drunk because firefighters in
Speaker 3: Colorado responded to an unusual late night call involving a
Speaker 3: black bear that was zomped.
Speaker 1: Out in a tree and stuck that son of a bitch.
Speaker 3: Colorado Springs Fire Department said Wednesday that Truck eight and
Speaker 3: Battalion Number two responded to the out life call. While
Speaker 3: you were sleeping, truck he got a call from our
Speaker 3: friends at Colorado Parks Wildlife for a bear zomped out
Speaker 3: in the tree, stuck in their words on a crooked
Speaker 3: arrow lane. That's what the post said. Kevin got drunk,
Speaker 3: smoked all of us, whether they were Slims or Newports.
Speaker 3: What's theory? Guy, I thought it was Virginia slims.
Speaker 1: I thought that the Salem Yeah he got My mother
Speaker 1: had Salem's.
Speaker 3: Those are the long skinny ones.
Speaker 1: Right, No, not really, he smoked him.
Speaker 3: Don't lie well in California. In California, it's like uh
Speaker 3: julon in uh. California. Bear suit luxury car scam ends
Speaker 3: an insurance fraud sentence for three. Three people in California
Speaker 3: have been sentenced for insurance fraud for in a bizarre
Speaker 3: scam that involves someone dressed in a bear costume damaging
Speaker 3: luxury cars. The California Insurance Department said three used three
Speaker 3: men used a person in a bear suit to stage
Speaker 3: fake attacks inside Rolls, Royce and two Mercedes in twenty
Speaker 3: twenty four. They submitted fraudulent claims nearly one hundred and
Speaker 3: forty two thousand dollars in payoffs.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 3: So now they're trying to act like Kevin fuckers just
Speaker 3: to get insurance money.
Speaker 4: I just I just got pointed out our description of
Speaker 4: our show title our show today is from last week from.
Speaker 1: The draft, So I'm sorry. Scott just pointed that out
Speaker 1: to me. Nice way to go, Scott, Yeah, wait to
Speaker 1: put thank you Scott was the way he's attention to
Speaker 1: detail guy. Yeah, he has a very attension detail. I
Speaker 1: thought I did. I remember even seeing him.
Speaker 3: All you're on your phone prior you're like, oh, I
Speaker 3: gotta do this, and you're like, oh, I gotta do
Speaker 3: social media. You're I gotta way, why can't you do that?
Speaker 3: Or you're like, oh I the links were ready, and
Speaker 3: then I went Minnesota links, huh. And then we started show.
Speaker 3: And I don't want to give a whole recap. They
Speaker 3: can listen to go on and more news farmers want
Speaker 3: to breed uglier cows go on after hordes of influencers
Speaker 3: inundate farms to take snaps with cattle. My cows don't
Speaker 3: get any peace. I really thought the title, that's all
Speaker 3: I really want to talk about. I thought the title
Speaker 3: of that when I first read it was gonna go
Speaker 3: way darker, like I got handsome cows and people are cows.
Speaker 3: You pick your choice, dude. That's a good move, all right.
Speaker 3: And here's another one. Megan and the Stallion fans are
Speaker 3: contacting Etsy Witches to curse ex Clay Thompson after split.
Speaker 3: Who knew that there were witches on Etsy? Maybe you
Speaker 3: should start looking that up instead of misconnections Etsy Etsy Witches.
Speaker 1: Like on the actual Apptsy.
Speaker 3: That's apparently I'll read a little bit more. I just
Speaker 3: wanted to read the headline on that one. Megan the
Speaker 3: Stallion didn't just dunk Clay Thompson. She may have accidentally
Speaker 3: sees the internets or whenever the internet's most unhinged covenant
Speaker 3: on him. The hot Girl Summer Wrapper thirty one confirmed
Speaker 3: Saturday that she's split from Dallas Maverick's guard after less
Speaker 3: than a year together, and her fans wasted no time
Speaker 3: going from heartbreak to hex requesting the help of witches online.
Speaker 3: Did not know that there were witches online?
Speaker 1: All right? So I read into it? Oh oh good.
Speaker 4: Etsy witches are online off to social media driven practitioners
Speaker 4: offering metaphysical services like custom spell casting, love career protection,
Speaker 4: tarot reading, and energy works.
Speaker 3: What the hell of those like dolls tear what the
Speaker 3: hell those little dolls when people used to.
Speaker 1: Make I'm gonna mess with my friend's stuff. I think
Speaker 1: she's one of these.
Speaker 3: She's a witch, you know, a witch or the witch
Speaker 3: Jesus stars, you know witches.
Speaker 1: Kind of man.
Speaker 3: What else you got in your bag?
Speaker 1: There?
Speaker 4: Humble brags over here? Well, man, I was the guy
Speaker 4: that no other man doesn't fucking respond to.
Speaker 1: Dounbtre A. Yeah, I've been on my level.
Speaker 3: I know some witches. You're like, You're like, I I
Speaker 3: got I got a person for that.
Speaker 1: I do. I usually have a person for that, all right.
Speaker 3: In my last bit of news, the first ever sperm
Speaker 3: Racing World Cup go on pits horny rich bros against
Speaker 3: each other in one hundred k battle for baby maker's supremacy.
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, man.
Speaker 3: This may not be a literal penis measuring contest, but
Speaker 3: fertilely advocates may have developed the next best thing. Men
Speaker 3: of the world are invited to pick their sperm against
Speaker 3: each other in a racy race where the owner of
Speaker 3: the swiftest swimmers takes home a sizeable one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Nice dub.
Speaker 3: The twenty twenty six Sperm Racing World Cup science based
Speaker 3: competitive sport. We'll see one hundred and twenty eight seamen samples,
Speaker 3: each representing a different country, face off on a microscope
Speaker 3: race track next month in San Francisco at a yet
Speaker 3: to be disclosed location.
Speaker 1: Matt, you've got time, Uh, Jada says, it's it's all good.
Speaker 1: I've been, I've been. I've been a dog lover. Damn uh.
Speaker 1: May the fourth be with you? Okay, thank you? Hey,
Speaker 1: that's coming up?
Speaker 3: Are you going to enter? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Obviously you think you're seeming Yeah, send me the link.
Speaker 1: I will sweet.
Speaker 3: The event was teased in an epic trailer featuring ripped
Speaker 3: competitors going head to head and animated of sperm swimming
Speaker 3: through a tube, like more salacious version of a usc
Speaker 3: fight promo. We're searching for the alcohol.
Speaker 1: Can we see one? Is there a video promo? Oh?
Speaker 1: Just yeah, graphic?
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably out, damn it. The so called Kentucky Derby
Speaker 3: of Creative Juices, dubbed sperm Racing, was developed by tech
Speaker 3: entrepreneurs Zach Zou you have a good luck with that
Speaker 3: last name, Nick Snoll and Shane Fan is entertaining a
Speaker 3: way to shed light on declining male fertility rates. Worldwide.
Speaker 3: You think you can win your swimmers are the fast
Speaker 3: way to find out. Well, I mean, but you have
Speaker 3: reproduced twice that we know of what that You don't
Speaker 3: think that you have more children out there? I don't know, Margo,
Speaker 3: you have a sizeable number over there. I think you
Speaker 3: don't time the funk out what we'll say, I'll say
Speaker 3: it of doubles and softball. God, damn, that is it
Speaker 3: for the news. Weird. Can your swimmers swim? I think
Speaker 3: with your middle name, I think puts you at a disadvantage.
Speaker 1: Angelica.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so, I mean there's that.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's that. Maybe I want to find out
Speaker 1: you can't.
Speaker 3: Go to San Francisco. You got time. But they're because
Speaker 3: they say they wanted ripped competitors. No the dad bod God,
Speaker 3: they should put that they should have all they should
Speaker 3: have all the sizes of males in there. Yeah, get
Speaker 3: like you know, I want to redo this race. Get
Speaker 3: like a ripped dude, Get like you know, like your
Speaker 3: dad bought God and then like a chubby your obese guy.
Speaker 1: You don't, we don't have we don't.
Speaker 3: We don't know whose swimmers are the fastest. Instead of
Speaker 3: just going like country wide let's go SOCII.
Speaker 1: There is tall. The four of us have dead swimmers.
Speaker 3: That is true. I am out. So it is Scott
Speaker 3: so two out of the floor, and so it's no
Speaker 3: Dustin isn't so half?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: Yeah, just you and you and dust can it means?
Speaker 3: I just yeah, I don't really know how that works.
Speaker 3: My guys just get in there.
Speaker 1: Like a we got.
Speaker 3: Got cut, son of a bitch. It's like that Viking's
Speaker 3: draft pick'st get them out of here to meet your underwood.
Speaker 3: Showed up and fatigues. That's what my guys like, just
Speaker 3: showing up, big game, like, yeah, we're gonna do this. Like, man,
Speaker 3: that's a lot of that's a lot of swimming.
Speaker 1: Man, we're out.
Speaker 3: That's okay. I'll finish last. That's cool.
Speaker 1: Somebody's we tried, Yeah right, somebody's I'll take that.
Speaker 3: I'll take that. Don't my name will be in the paper.
Speaker 3: Everybody in the middle won't be. There'll be like first
Speaker 3: second and finishing last and coming up last. Yeah I
Speaker 3: still came.
Speaker 1: I was still there. I was at the big dance.
Speaker 3: Can't take that away. Don't take that away.
Speaker 1: We want to take that away, all right, dude. And
Speaker 1: so we're not doing the uh wiskipedia.
Speaker 3: No, no, the bracket Tallery.
Speaker 4: No, we're doing the brackets because I need to redo them.
Speaker 4: Uh the time frame on it for the worst Minnesota
Speaker 4: sports moment. Uh I I forgot the post of last
Speaker 4: week my vault.
Speaker 3: But do you have the results?
Speaker 1: I don't have results because no one voted on it.
Speaker 1: So I have to redo it. I have to.
Speaker 3: What about the week before though? Did you you didn't talk?
Speaker 1: We did do it?
Speaker 3: Oh? You guys did that at the draft? What happened there?
Speaker 3: Do you do you remember who moved on? What is
Speaker 3: the final two?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, hold that's what you're doing. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: you're doing. I see what you're doing.
Speaker 3: Jesus, hold on, get on your phone.
Speaker 1: I gotta find it now.
Speaker 3: You should have well, I told you about this earlier. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was drinking a white claw zero.
Speaker 1: I wasn't drinking any fucking white clause nice next to you.
Speaker 1: That's not a white claw.
Speaker 3: That is a white claw box.
Speaker 1: It's a zero for me?
Speaker 3: Oh sure, sure? Now that's not even for me.
Speaker 1: Stop it, guys, which times you use that one? That's
Speaker 1: not for me? That was? It wasn't that's not my bag.
Speaker 3: It's not my bag. Calm down, Austin Powers she Jebble's
Speaker 3: sick bastards.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll do it, Haroln, find the draft for you.
Speaker 1: There we go and we'll redo this.
Speaker 3: I just I just want to know.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go through it.
Speaker 4: Uh So in the final four in the left hand side,
Speaker 4: which uh the fishing opener and the ludifisk region.
Speaker 3: We're talking to people BeO radio.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 3: On the left hand side, we got or looking to
Speaker 3: their left. Oh rah, I see my living room or
Speaker 3: my vehicle or my workspace, uh or the inside of
Speaker 3: a keep going.
Speaker 1: It was it was Walsh versus herschel Walker trade the
Speaker 1: uh Walsh wide left versus the herschel Walker trade. Herschel
Speaker 1: Walker moves on.
Speaker 3: See for me, I thought that was too long ago.
Speaker 3: The Walsh one was more hurt to me because I mean,
Speaker 3: we probably wouldn't even draft of it, and it's Smith anyways, it.
Speaker 1: Probably wouldn't dough, you know. Uh.
Speaker 4: Then the big one nineteen ninety eight Vikings, this is
Speaker 4: the two thousand and nine That's what.
Speaker 3: I thought that that's the super Bowl right there. That's
Speaker 3: why one of the times where like the two best
Speaker 3: teams are in the the other side, and that one's
Speaker 3: gonna win no matter what. That's that's that who wins.
Speaker 3: That who wins.
Speaker 1: Ninety eight Vikings move on, they defeat the nine Vikings.
Speaker 3: That's who I voted.
Speaker 1: Uh So the championship match is gonna be the Herschel
Speaker 1: walk Walker trade versus the nineteen ninety eight Minsota Vikings.
Speaker 3: Just call it now, it's the ninety eight Vikings. There's
Speaker 3: no change.
Speaker 1: I know, we gotta I know, we gotta let the
Speaker 1: people vote, right, I mean, the last time we let
Speaker 1: Walter White Jorge Constanza loses Jennifer Andison last year, Rachel
Speaker 1: Queen's sorry.
Speaker 3: You people, you people that you people voted for nipples
Speaker 3: over a great character TV Common. Okay, you are the
Speaker 3: one that did that. You voted, you know you voted
Speaker 3: for Rachel Green. Now she made it way too far?
Speaker 1: Did did I? Did I pick the picture for this?
Speaker 1: Maybe that doesn't matter. Photos do help just saying it's terrible,
Speaker 1: terrible bureau A woman in your room. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: play that. Actually think it's down on one of the
Speaker 1: last puns too.
Speaker 2: It's a woman in your room.
Speaker 3: The Great Beast. The scene in Seinfeld alone where he
Speaker 3: pretends to be a marine.
Speaker 1: Biols, that's one of my favorite fucking scene. What's your
Speaker 1: favorite scene of Seinfeld?
Speaker 3: No, Rachel Green on Friends.
Speaker 1: As does bund Together. Oh sure, I'm watching a Horrible Bosses.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, whatever, that's not the characters TV characters.
Speaker 1: The only reason why I watched Friends.
Speaker 3: I don't know why this still irritates me. It does.
Speaker 3: It's it's like it's like the air ho is getting
Speaker 3: caught on like a It was just fucking bugs me
Speaker 3: so bad. Like I didn't even know she was on
Speaker 3: the show. That's cool. And then you got like Costanza legendary,
Speaker 3: a legendary Larry David basically, well, that's yeah, it's his character.
Speaker 3: I saw a thing before we move on where there
Speaker 3: was a Larry David was at a golf course and
Speaker 3: they charged eleven dollars to go to go to the
Speaker 3: driving range. And Larry David was in front of this
Speaker 3: guy and he goes, eleven dollars. You just can't charge ten.
Speaker 3: Now I gotta walk around with nine dollars.
Speaker 1: Change.
Speaker 3: He curbed your enthusiasm real life in front of somebody.
Speaker 3: Oh man, it's it's such a great show. It's it's
Speaker 3: slower than Seinfeld, but it's it's kind of the same,
Speaker 3: but it's there's one. There's another one too, where it's
Speaker 3: like him and his buddies are teeing off. Larry David's
Speaker 3: gonna tee off and there's people on the fairway and
Speaker 3: uh his uh manager goes tee off. He goes, there's
Speaker 3: people on the fair Oh, I know that one people
Speaker 3: in the ferry. He's like, you can't hit it that far.
Speaker 3: You don't think I get hit that far? And then
Speaker 3: Richard Lewis is like, you can't hit it that far.
Speaker 1: Rp smokes them in the middle of the that.
Speaker 3: And then he doesn't save you.
Speaker 1: Gotta say four.
Speaker 3: Such a great show, such a great show. But that's uh,
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Speaker 3: What watch people do stuff that you can't do.
Speaker 1: Cheer loud, drink beer, right, we're going great opportunity. Hell
Speaker 1: all righty anything Bruce, what do you learned.
Speaker 3: I learned that you've got a week L four because
Speaker 3: of your Shenanigans in South Dakota. Yeah, which sideline your
Speaker 3: phenomenal in your career. Phenomenal career that you would have
Speaker 3: had going on. You could have been starting fires and
Speaker 3: getting away with it and been.
Speaker 1: The art I did start firing. How do you?
Speaker 3: I know? I know you're the opener that you'd always
Speaker 3: do the arseners with the did you do that with
Speaker 3: like the Will.
Speaker 1: Ferrell bit the artists had big feet? Yes? Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3: What did you learn, Angelica?
Speaker 1: I learned that not much, to be honest, I learned
Speaker 1: that this beer I'm not mentioned the names, but.
Speaker 3: Uh no, the name is with no not I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna say the name, but the name it's right on there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It exactly did what it said it was gonna do.
Speaker 4: It got me good, and I was like, not what
Speaker 4: I wanted to get. So that's what I learned for
Speaker 4: nothing sports related or whatnot.
Speaker 1: But you're not a hops guy, not a hopsky, I'll
Speaker 1: just say that.
Speaker 3: Nor did you ever have hops?
Speaker 2: For sure?
Speaker 1: I'm six three and I go, nope.
Speaker 3: I could barely touch the net, get scraped the net scraping.
Speaker 1: The net, scrape scraping the net.
Speaker 4: Anyways, Hey do to the writer's producers, on site engineer,
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Speaker 4: Red Green, keep you sick.
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