Speaker 1: And this is when Captain hot stuff. I gotta give
Speaker 1: it to him. He has to explain to these goddamn
Speaker 1: millennials what a break is.
Speaker 2: Huh. Can you believe these kids?
Speaker 1: I can't believe it.
Speaker 2: I think they're I don't think they're millennials.
Speaker 1: Oh not like my generation, we worked, We knew what
Speaker 1: a break was. That was, you know, yeah, wake up
Speaker 1: at six in the morning till and I didn't even
Speaker 1: have shoes. I used to have to like tie tape
Speaker 1: to the bottom of my feet. I'd have to walk
Speaker 1: to school in snow six miles. Can you believe that? Not?
Speaker 1: Like these goddamn gen z ers don't even know what
Speaker 1: a goddamn break is, drinking coffee all the time. I
Speaker 1: don't even know what coffee was. You know what coffee
Speaker 1: was for me. I'd squeeze whatever fruit was rotting in
Speaker 1: the backyard into a cup and I'd drink it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's because that's what my generation did.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like these goddamns.
Speaker 2: Do you have a cold?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Hi? Hello, and welcome, Welcome the Bad TV. I'm dying,
Speaker 2: that's pat.
Speaker 1: Welcome to bad TV. This is us Recappy below deck.
Speaker 2: Dude, I gotta do you mind if I blitz up
Speaker 2: a little bit. Oh, for I've had like three coffees today.
Speaker 1: Oh I just had my first energy drake. Hey, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna turn that microphone off because I don't want any
Speaker 1: room noise. Go ahead.
Speaker 2: Do you hear a room noise?
Speaker 1: I think I hear something. Maybe it's that gigantic fan
Speaker 1: behind me.
Speaker 2: He's naisily. Everybody he's getting naisily. Guys, girls, ladies, gentlemen,
Speaker 2: and everything in between. We are here to break down
Speaker 2: below deck. What is going on with you? Cowboy?
Speaker 1: Hmmm?
Speaker 2: That was a can I take that back ahead? I
Speaker 2: wanted you to talk about housekeeping when I said that
Speaker 2: very unclear, very vague directive, I got it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So we are recapping. I think we're on
Speaker 1: to the last three episodes of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: It's been a decent season. Dylan thinks it's been a
Speaker 1: horrible season. Anyway, We've had a lot of fun recapping it.
Speaker 1: But what's coming down the pike is a show that
Speaker 1: we really enjoy, and that's a show called The Valley.
Speaker 1: I think that's going to be on the free feed
Speaker 1: just because so many people love it and I think
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a very popular show this season. But
Speaker 1: we'll be recapping that and we'll figure out where we'll
Speaker 1: be placing that. But behind the paywall is our recap
Speaker 1: of Summerhouse. So you can head off over to Patrioch
Speaker 1: dot cop Slasher of the podcast Network, pay us five
Speaker 1: bucks and you can hear our recap of Summerhouse. And
Speaker 1: also a couple times a month we do a show
Speaker 1: called another podcast show.
Speaker 2: Five bucks a month is easy to come by. There
Speaker 2: are lots of ways to come by it. Scratchers take
Speaker 2: fifty bucks, right, go buy ten scratchers one of them.
Speaker 2: We'll get you five bucks. Yeah, So I'd say that's
Speaker 2: a pretty easy way to go about it.
Speaker 1: But listen, if you throw yourself in front of a
Speaker 1: bike list.
Speaker 2: Throw yourself in front of a bikeist.
Speaker 1: And go I'm going to sue the hell out of you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he goes, hey, I don't want any lawsuits.
Speaker 1: I got a house and all a bunch of ass.
Speaker 1: Let's go, hey, I'll make it easy for you. Give
Speaker 1: me five bucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah. You know, people love our zombie corner. I saw
Speaker 2: one today, well, actually three, a collection kind of like
Speaker 2: a network of spores, you know. Uh, and they were
Speaker 2: at a bus stop and they'd really taken over the
Speaker 2: bus stop, right, I mean God.
Speaker 1: Referring to our unhoused neighbor.
Speaker 2: God forbid anybody has to actually take the bus. You know,
Speaker 2: you have to sit next to a guy who is
Speaker 2: he was doing some kind of yoga maneuver. He was
Speaker 2: self help, self help, self care. The problem is he
Speaker 2: was probably like two to eighty stained, scarred, track marks, burns,
Speaker 2: I mean, anything that could happen to the skin. You
Speaker 2: saw it, a real kaleidoscope of awful on his back.
Speaker 1: News for us, Dillan, Yeah, is that it was just
Speaker 1: released yesterday that Los Angeles County is in debt one
Speaker 1: billion dollars. So I'm sure they're gonna have enough money
Speaker 1: to solve all these problems that they've created.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so move to Los Angeles, everybody. We love it
Speaker 2: out here. Let's get into the show. Guys. It is guys, cows, ladies,
Speaker 2: gentlemen said everything in between. It's time to get into
Speaker 2: below deck. Oh we have an episode. Boy, everyone loved
Speaker 2: that Chef's Arena episode. Well, we're just gonna be booking
Speaker 2: Rando Sea Rats from the Past, President Future we have
Speaker 2: Hailey Pinto, who from that epic season where it was
Speaker 2: Alyssa fighting with Camille and it was Frasier's I think
Speaker 2: first our second season, Kermit was the chief stew We're
Speaker 2: having Haley on this week, yeah, studio, and.
Speaker 1: We'll see what her future beholds.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, yeah, that's a great plug. Sorry. I pulled
Speaker 2: up my phone to get my notes out and Instagram
Speaker 2: was open, you know, as it is, and it was
Speaker 2: a picture of him. It was a video of a
Speaker 2: muck bang of people throwing up all the food.
Speaker 1: Oh gross, I know, how what have you been looking
Speaker 1: at it? That your feet is?
Speaker 2: You know, see, I don't really like this at this
Speaker 2: algorithmic accusation. You know, something surly is on someone's for
Speaker 2: you page, and all of a sudden it's because I,
Speaker 2: you know, imbibe and that I don't watch people fucking
Speaker 2: puking up carbon r. I don't do that. The algorithm said,
Speaker 2: you know, we've got a we've got a little curious
Speaker 2: monkey here. Let's throw him a Let's throw him some
Speaker 2: vomit content. You know what I mean. It's not my fault.
Speaker 2: I don't like that, all right, thoughts pots, I I
Speaker 2: love this episode this season has not really let us
Speaker 2: down once yet. We and really has not let us
Speaker 2: down one yet. He is a surly little butt plug man.
Speaker 2: He is. He's very averse to a lot of the
Speaker 2: kind of commonplace responsibilities of the environment.
Speaker 1: Not only that, and I'm not trying to take over
Speaker 1: your thoughts.
Speaker 2: Are not stealing well that you are doing that.
Speaker 1: He's a character in an Adam Carolla movie getting.
Speaker 2: A text uh huh, that is to say, an Adam Carolla.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Adam Sandler, Now that Adam Corolla character took three
Speaker 1: hundred grand of PPP? Buddy, did he really? Yeah? You
Speaker 1: should didn't ever take any money from the government except
Speaker 1: when I do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was my accountant's farm. No, and he's had
Speaker 2: a lot of really good movies that went directed to.
Speaker 1: Uh Adam Sandler.
Speaker 3: Oh, Adam Sandler took Now the other guy. Should we
Speaker 3: cut this out?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Adam Sandler movie? Okay, so we hand v hand gets
Speaker 1: a text uh to apologize for telling him to go
Speaker 1: fuck himself and make his own che sports. He proceeds
Speaker 1: to process that as this chick wants.
Speaker 2: Me yeah really quickly before we move on. Let's do
Speaker 2: a which would you rather watch You're at Home. Right,
Speaker 2: It's Friday night. You had a couple of different ideas, Right,
Speaker 2: you got two movies. You got Happy Gilmore, Right, Okay,
Speaker 2: or you could watch Road Hard Jesus fucking Christ, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: All right. Yeah, So I give this episode ninety pots.
Speaker 2: I mean we and is really kind of the the
Speaker 2: the kid at liss of this show. I mean, he's
Speaker 2: carrying so much on his back, he is at the
Speaker 2: he's at the focal point of so much drama on
Speaker 2: this boat, and his kind of delusional, unearned hubris is
Speaker 2: really a lovely thing to behold. Ninety pots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's uh, he's living in another dimension. We talk
Speaker 1: about the walls of this vessel, talking to some of
Speaker 1: mostly people that are cooking in that galley. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: he's uh, he's in a parallel universe of his own.
Speaker 1: He's hearing and seeing things that the rest of us
Speaker 1: are not.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I mean you know, imagine,
Speaker 2: you know, somebody comes up to you and they go, hi,
Speaker 2: do you know how to get to Lebrea? And your
Speaker 2: response is I actually have a girlfriend. You know. It's like,
Speaker 2: are you in Fantasia? Buddy? Like what's going on here?
Speaker 1: He's on Mars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's on Mars, all right.
Speaker 1: I like the episode two. The walls are closing in
Speaker 1: on Vhan. I think there is a possibility this man
Speaker 1: does not make it through the entire season.
Speaker 2: I'm willing to put a couple of shekels on weih
Speaker 2: in getting fired.
Speaker 1: Enjoyable episode. I give it fifty nts.
Speaker 2: All right, Well we start out with the rotting for
Speaker 2: tatas and yeah, well tell if you don't buy let
Speaker 2: us kurdled clotted cream.
Speaker 1: There was some fun editing here. The show begins with
Speaker 1: quite the visual representation of all the beautiful life that
Speaker 1: we have on this planet. The stingrays. One of them
Speaker 1: took out that.
Speaker 3: Uh I love money all take all the money I
Speaker 3: could get at all, put every cent back into conservation.
Speaker 2: How are we going to take that guy out? I mean,
Speaker 2: what's going on? God?
Speaker 1: Well, it was fucking with its tail. I know, I
Speaker 1: stab them too, Hey, why you mess with me? Dude? Well, anyway,
Speaker 1: we have cute tortoises, we have some beautiful birds, and
Speaker 1: then we also have flies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, flies, right right right.
Speaker 1: I think those flies were treating that croissant like it's
Speaker 1: a condo. I hate flies though, yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, kind of a plug for another show, Summerhouse.
Speaker 2: You know how im rule treats women at sex parties.
Speaker 2: That's kind of what the flies were doing for that
Speaker 2: clotted cream. You know.
Speaker 1: You know, PTA needs to give us humans some wiggle
Speaker 1: room on flies. I think I think they should allow
Speaker 1: us to kill flies and and and not look at
Speaker 1: them like they need to be respected like the rest
Speaker 1: of it. They hopknob on a pilot dog shit. Next
Speaker 1: thing later there talking all over your potato salad. Kill them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I've done this hacky bit before, I think,
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry to the people that have been listening
Speaker 2: to us for years again, I love you and ask
Speaker 2: how could you be listening to us for this long?
Speaker 2: I am flattered and confused. How did we give flies
Speaker 2: the entire verb? It's such a beautiful thing. I mean,
Speaker 2: think about the things that fly, eagles, falcons, dragons, the
Speaker 2: verb of flight. We give to this bug that bounces
Speaker 2: around on logs of shit.
Speaker 1: Come on, God, and your potato salad, and your potato
Speaker 1: was just dog dukie. I'd be like, okay, live, you know,
Speaker 1: to each his own y Hey, But no, no, enough. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the wide spectrum of places they like to hang.
Speaker 2: Out, live and let live, kill kill. All right, so
Speaker 2: the editing is doing we and dirty. I mean, he
Speaker 2: is lazy, but they really lean into it.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Dylan, this is I've got to create a new
Speaker 1: segment where Patty helps out sea rats regarding the flies,
Speaker 1: and then we'll move on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh hung up on that.
Speaker 1: Uh I am well because I actually had this happened
Speaker 1: to once. It's one hundred and six degrees there pretty
Speaker 1: much every day. Add mesh food covers to the.
Speaker 2: Provisions, I would say, so. Yeah, they're fairly easy to acquire,
Speaker 2: be it Amazon dot Com or otherwise. Pretty cheap too, Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're pretty cheap.
Speaker 1: We had a crab boil in our backyard of three
Speaker 1: years ago. I know, I know, I know, but we
Speaker 1: had like twenty guests over. The guy's cook it all
Speaker 1: day with that pot and then what he does is
Speaker 1: he just dumps it on the table, sure like it's
Speaker 1: a pile of garbage. Yeah, and then within three and
Speaker 1: a half seconds there were twenty flies buzzing around the shrimp.
Speaker 1: And anyway, fortunately for us, we had purchased food mesh covers.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you something I mean this with love
Speaker 2: and respect. It's the most choogy la white thing to
Speaker 2: do you could ever imagine. Let you know what I
Speaker 2: want to feel like like I'm from Maryland, you know,
Speaker 2: let's bring Mayrild to our backyard and studio city. It's
Speaker 2: it's like so stupid.
Speaker 1: We're always trying to find new things to do.
Speaker 2: Okay, So speaking of handsome, we Am looks in the
Speaker 2: mirror and says, oh, I'm so handsome. Poor Alicia. She
Speaker 2: feel I feel a little bad I went a little
Speaker 2: hard on you with the whole crab boil thing. I
Speaker 2: think it's a great thing to do.
Speaker 1: Hey, we had a good time.
Speaker 2: I mean you guys, did you do the hibachi thing?
Speaker 1: We didn't do that. I think we're gonna do that
Speaker 1: this summer.
Speaker 2: Okay, too expensive though a lot of metal involved.
Speaker 1: It's one hundred and twenty dollars a person. That seems
Speaker 1: a little expensive.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's not even a tip, not even
Speaker 2: the tip. You got a tip the guy guys, yeah
Speaker 2: or girl?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can bring bring Benny Hannas to your backyard. Yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: back to the show.
Speaker 2: If you wan't to talk about the show, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll talk about the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Breanna Radio's Lara for her Eta, and I
Speaker 1: feel like this is my life playing out on this
Speaker 1: television show.
Speaker 2: You this is one of your biggest pet peeves.
Speaker 1: She goes, when do you think you'll be here? Lara's answer,
Speaker 1: I'm leaving now. Yeah, great answer, because you provided zero
Speaker 1: information regarding my question.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey honey, when are you and Elliott going going
Speaker 1: to be home?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: I'm going to Trader Joe's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, thank you. You know. I had to
Speaker 2: go to that god forsaken, goddamn fucking parking lot yesterday.
Speaker 1: Which one of the one on Vanturable art YEP. I
Speaker 1: hate that. I am so anxiety ridden driving around that parking.
Speaker 2: I went into Trader Droe's because I needed a good
Speaker 2: beer for this baby shower we're throwing.
Speaker 1: M h.
Speaker 2: I go to Trader Joe's. I get these cases of stella.
Speaker 2: I've waxed furious about Trader Joe's so many times. They
Speaker 2: don't operate like normal stores. Right, it's just a snack factory.
Speaker 1: How's your day going, palell Nope, nope, you can all
Speaker 1: find everything you needed in there. I have a great
Speaker 1: shiny day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 1: Go fuck your son.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I get the case right, two cases is done.
Speaker 2: She scans the bottom of the box. But this isn't
Speaker 2: a normal store, right they They can only this this
Speaker 2: discounted bulk buy. It doesn't make sense to these people.
Speaker 2: They're not at any other place, so it does make
Speaker 2: any sense. So she scans it. She goes, oh, I go,
Speaker 2: what's going on? Do you mind opening them? I need
Speaker 2: to scan the bottles. She I go, okay, I crack
Speaker 2: the thing up. But she takes one bottle out, She
Speaker 2: scans it and types in forty I go, hang on,
Speaker 2: I just want to make sure you're not charging me
Speaker 2: per bottle. She goes, well, that's what we have to do.
Speaker 2: I go, okay, So how much is the case? She's
Speaker 2: like it was like forty five dollars for a case
Speaker 2: of beer. And I was like, this is not how
Speaker 2: this is done. If I get this many, it's not,
Speaker 2: it's not how is this done?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something, just in observation, I bade
Speaker 1: a trader does. Take a look around Trader Jos. The
Speaker 1: next time you go there, you'll never see more unhealthy
Speaker 1: looking people whoa there. Skin looks like it's ready to
Speaker 1: fall off.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, So she goes, well I can ask,
Speaker 2: I go, yeah, ask. She takes it an exact knife
Speaker 2: and just with a languid wrist smacks the bell like
Speaker 2: she's pissed at me. Oh oh my god. All right,
Speaker 2: Alicia feels.
Speaker 1: Very Badick her name's Alicia, but but I'm not one
Speaker 1: to correct.
Speaker 2: Let's call her Sue.
Speaker 1: Fine.
Speaker 2: So Sue gets a text, or fires off a text,
Speaker 2: Hey feel bad, go with your heart right, and we
Speaker 2: in interprets this as not only she's into me, but
Speaker 2: this is kind of the Bobby Fisher paranoia of I
Speaker 2: would say Bobby Fisher. He thinks that not only is
Speaker 2: she attracted to him, but that she is trying to
Speaker 2: make him and the other women aboard this vessel jealous.
Speaker 2: In a mirror second, he has built the scaffolding around this.
Speaker 2: It just doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: And you can't convince him otherwise, as Harry tries to,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, it's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: Har Man is just having such a good season. He's
Speaker 2: so great.
Speaker 1: I love Harry. I think we're gonna be talking to
Speaker 1: him pretty soon too. Now, Alicia tells us that the
Speaker 1: intent of that text was because when she came on
Speaker 1: this vessel. She wanted to make a good impression, and
Speaker 1: she's already ticked off head of department. And I want
Speaker 1: to say this, You've made a very good impression on
Speaker 1: the people that are important, and that is us. I
Speaker 1: loved when you told him to go fuck himself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is That is the most important.
Speaker 2: The audience is the most important. Fuck the sea rats,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Mm hmm. All right, So
Speaker 2: Fahitas are on the floor of the boat is rocking.
Speaker 2: Jason has to head up find another anchorage. But we
Speaker 2: get back to the beach picnic and Serena has brought
Speaker 2: England to the say schells? Can I say? I don't
Speaker 2: really have any idea how to say that? I don't
Speaker 2: really have any idea what it is, where it is,
Speaker 2: And further confusing, I have no desire to unearth this
Speaker 2: mystery of where we're at.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 2: I mean I haven the faintest idea.
Speaker 1: I mean, even when we go out to the nightlife
Speaker 1: on this in this particular place, I have no gauge
Speaker 1: for Africa.
Speaker 2: We are okay, Yeah, we're in Africa. We are okay. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's just crazy, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I want to say this, and I'm sorry to harken
Speaker 1: back to the flies. I feel like I'm beating a
Speaker 1: dead horse here. But does the chef or the staff
Speaker 1: owe it to the paying customers to let them know
Speaker 1: that a fly has gang banged that bunt cake for
Speaker 1: the last twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: No, definitely not. Got to keep that quiet.
Speaker 1: But then you watch yourself eating it on television months later, like, hey, oh.
Speaker 2: Man, we tipped your twenty four grand, twenty four grand, you.
Speaker 1: Let me eat that part of that bunt cake where
Speaker 1: they're like three flies.
Speaker 2: There, I mean there were. It was it was like
Speaker 2: an egg burst and they were just it was so gruss.
Speaker 1: Jill, did I ever tell you this? When I broke
Speaker 1: that girl's heart and dumped her ass, and then she was, hey.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, hey, let's soften the language up a little bit.
Speaker 2: Given the ninety nine percent female audio, I APR.
Speaker 1: You know what, let me go take a look in
Speaker 1: the mirror. Okay, I just did right, Okay. Anyway, as
Speaker 1: as luck would have it, I had noticed that my
Speaker 1: toothbrush was at a different position because we were still
Speaker 1: living together. As we were breaking up, she was using
Speaker 1: my toothbrush to clean the toilet. Yeah, I wish I
Speaker 1: didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you're doing fine right now. I am what
Speaker 2: did you contract something?
Speaker 1: Because now I scheduled the cleaning just in case. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure I caught it before she did that to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's a good idea. I got to get
Speaker 2: into the dentist after that, all right. So people are
Speaker 2: pretty peeved at we Hand because he is fairly useless.
Speaker 2: The crew is there at the beach setting up. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: back at the boat, you know, he's getting text from Alicia.
Speaker 2: You know, Narcissus drowned in his own image. Really Yeah,
Speaker 2: we Man is not as pretty a name, but I
Speaker 2: feel like he could fall to the same fate. I mean,
Speaker 2: this man is obsessed with himself.
Speaker 1: Johnny says something later on which I wish I had
Speaker 1: written it down, but it was basically like, he's a
Speaker 1: good worker, he knows what he's doing, but he will
Speaker 1: eventually destroy himself because the tukson's in his hid, that's
Speaker 1: right that he hust to purge.
Speaker 2: So we head back. Jay Man's hot asses joining for dinner,
Speaker 2: and the passion fruit rum is flowing. Now, Bat Curry,
Speaker 2: I don't ever want to eat a bat I love bats.
Speaker 2: I'll say this, They're so amazing.
Speaker 1: I'd eed cowballs before i'd eat a flying rat, which
Speaker 1: is what a bat is. You want to talk about
Speaker 1: things that God gave wings? Why'd you give a rat wings?
Speaker 2: Because rats deserve to fly too. We all do. I
Speaker 2: love bats. Get in the common let us know if
Speaker 2: you love bats.
Speaker 1: Was that really a bat? Or were they fucking with us?
Speaker 2: Oh? No, that was a bat.
Speaker 1: So when did they serve the bat? Was that during
Speaker 1: the fear factor?
Speaker 2: I was during the fear factory.
Speaker 1: So they were feeding them fake hippopotamus eyeballs that were blueberries.
Speaker 2: Well, those are tough to source.
Speaker 1: Then they snuck in an actual piece of bat.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And if these fuckers say that it tastes like chicken,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose my goddamnit.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean a lot of things do taste like chicken.
Speaker 1: I've heard that alligator tastes like.
Speaker 2: Chicken, alligator frog tastes like chicken. I've had both snake
Speaker 2: tastes like chicken.
Speaker 1: Really, h I wouldn't think snake would.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just white meat. It's white meat.
Speaker 1: I wonder if we taste like chicken, you know, I
Speaker 1: wonder if we do, maybe we'll get into plane crash
Speaker 1: with a soccer team and then we'll get stuck on
Speaker 1: the mountain. I'll have to eat something.
Speaker 2: How many days you think it would take you to
Speaker 2: start feasting on a rump?
Speaker 1: We eat like my sister or something?
Speaker 2: Yeah, long, pig.
Speaker 1: I think we can survive two weeks without eating in
Speaker 1: three days without water?
Speaker 2: Oh no, we can survive way longer without eating.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Month, month, But then i'd have to live with myself,
Speaker 1: and what kind of life is that?
Speaker 2: All right, well, what about this. You're nine days into
Speaker 2: being stranded. Your sister has succumbed to some exposure, right,
Speaker 2: she's passed. The environs are humid and corrosive to uncured flesh.
Speaker 2: And if you are to eat a rump, you're gonna
Speaker 2: have to get after it pretty quick.
Speaker 1: And my luck, they'd be a fucking fly on it,
Speaker 1: and I'd say, no.
Speaker 2: Right exactly, So do you partake in the rump?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I think I just died. Yeah, you just think I
Speaker 1: just died. I take a long I'm going I go, Hey, everybody,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go take a walk. They're like, where are
Speaker 1: you're going? It's freezing out there. I know.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you too? If I was with my wife,
Speaker 2: then maybe i'd fight to serve I have a little
Speaker 2: bit more. But like, God, would I give up so fast?
Speaker 2: People are like, you can you can look, moss grows
Speaker 2: north on all these survival tips. I'm like, well, there's
Speaker 2: moss all over this stump. What are you talking about? North?
Speaker 2: I mean, what are you talking about? I'm gonna walk
Speaker 2: into the mouth of a goddamn grizz if I don't
Speaker 2: just sit down here and give up right now. Good God.
Speaker 1: Well, I got young kids, so I guess I gotta
Speaker 1: stick around.
Speaker 2: For a while. All right, Serena has to make back
Speaker 2: curry and the anchor isn't going down. The gang is
Speaker 2: sitting around looking at turtle picks while Johnny, I mean,
Speaker 2: I'd rather eat fucking long pig than shove my hand
Speaker 2: even for a second into that chain.
Speaker 1: Thought that for a second, that is definitely against protocol.
Speaker 2: No, that is no bueno. You can off. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: good god, so Ween is growing on a dare a
Speaker 2: little bit.
Speaker 1: And I couldn't believe she said that what part? What part?
Speaker 2: It's sad to see, but I think that a dare
Speaker 2: knows what she's doing. Yeah, okay, So there's there's two
Speaker 2: aspects of this. One for sure, psychological garbage compactor, right,
Speaker 2: but two we and if he's trying to enter you,
Speaker 2: we'll let you get a wait with murder. I mean,
Speaker 2: she's going getting coffees, she's she's got free.
Speaker 1: Rein this take. I like this take. She just what
Speaker 1: do you call it? Where you just keep someone going thinking.
Speaker 2: It's hamster wheel, hamster wheel.
Speaker 1: She just keeps playing the sucker. Well, let me tell
Speaker 1: you what's going on in Vhan's parallel universe, which is
Speaker 1: inside his head. Yeah, he's saying, look out, Alisa, she's
Speaker 1: coming for your man. Yeah that's what he thinks.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, well, and he's also like, so, how are
Speaker 2: you doing? And she's like good, and he's like not,
Speaker 2: we can't do this in front of everybody, you know,
Speaker 2: I have to keep my pants gone.
Speaker 1: A great take, Oh thank you. She's playing the motherfucker.
Speaker 2: I hope, so, but I don't think that. I hope.
Speaker 2: So the j Man gets a little info on the
Speaker 2: beach picnic and it turns out that we Man is
Speaker 2: in hot water. More on that letter. It's time of
Speaker 2: the jungle sfari. We have games to get ready for Harry,
Speaker 2: and we enter tasked with excuse me, getting paint buckets
Speaker 2: of loose spaghetti ready. Ween ish. He just kind of
Speaker 2: drifts off into the mirror and leaving everybody else to
Speaker 2: do the task. And and Harry's you know, Harry's really
Speaker 2: stepping up his woman. Big Red is still very confused
Speaker 2: about what's going on. It does big Red just want like,
Speaker 2: does she want sex now?
Speaker 1: I think she's ah, And I need this now with
Speaker 1: my wife. I need constant kind of letting me know
Speaker 1: how much you love me, how much you care about me.
Speaker 1: I'm very insecure about my marriage right now. So I
Speaker 1: need constant Well I don't know what the hell word
Speaker 1: it is, but anyway, she needs that affirmation.
Speaker 2: That's right, that's your detachment style affirmation.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is now? Yeah, okay, So because I think
Speaker 1: she wants to get detached.
Speaker 2: That's funny. So you guys are getting divorced.
Speaker 1: No, never, I never let that happen.
Speaker 2: What do you mean you'd never let that happen. You'd
Speaker 2: kill her?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I don't want to be on
Speaker 1: a forty eight hours that'd be the worst thing that
Speaker 1: ever happened to me. I'd be like in jail, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, hey, let's check out this forty eight hours.
Speaker 2: Oh it's me yeah yeah yeah. And then your cell
Speaker 2: mate would be like, hey, dude, you're a star.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I just killed my wife.
Speaker 2: Yeah I told you that. Yeah. Well, everybody get in
Speaker 2: the comments, wish pad good luck, tell him not to
Speaker 2: kill his wife. All right, so she's gonna kill you?
Speaker 1: No, she was looking at that insurance policy the other week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we've talked about it before, you a
Speaker 2: lot more with a lot dead. Is there any way
Speaker 2: for me to get my name on that policy?
Speaker 1: How would you do that?
Speaker 2: I would I would need you to do it for me.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no. And then now I got two people
Speaker 1: coming for me.
Speaker 2: Well, we wouldn't be coming for you. We would be
Speaker 2: supporting you. You imagine me and her Row schambelling over
Speaker 2: your death.
Speaker 1: If I die under questionable circumstances, I have it in
Speaker 1: my policy no one gets squat.
Speaker 2: Well I won't be questionable. It'll be a perfect crime.
Speaker 2: So God, I can see it now. I get you
Speaker 2: into a slightly adventurous hobby bird scootering for example, right,
Speaker 2: and then one day you know that we have the
Speaker 2: the videos. I put them on our stories. Pat's getting
Speaker 2: into bird scootering and then one day he's thrust into
Speaker 2: the middle of the fucking road. Pretty brutal. All Right,
Speaker 2: Big Red is still a little confused. We mentioned it.
Speaker 2: Johnny is laying it on thick with Alisha. Yes, Sue,
Speaker 2: my god, this Greek and we're doing fear Factor dinner.
Speaker 2: Cockroach's fingers, eyeballs, we're going to manage uh, and we're
Speaker 2: gonna rummage around the paint buckets now, Serena pulls the bats.
Speaker 2: They're moist and Johnny and when are listening to tortoise orgasms.
Speaker 1: Well, they're supposed to be down there working and they are,
Speaker 1: in fact, technically doing housekeeping, which brings me to my point.
Speaker 1: Men have fought wars over women.
Speaker 2: Bill.
Speaker 1: You know what else we've done. We've cleaned a stranger's
Speaker 1: urine off a toilet seat. That's how powerful women are
Speaker 1: to men. They can get us do anything they.
Speaker 2: Want, anything, literally anything. I mean, I know these fat
Speaker 2: cats up on K Street and Wall Street. You know they'll, yes,
Speaker 2: you know, they'll they'll plunge the world into disrepair. But us,
Speaker 2: normal folks we're essentially prisoners to our wives. If my
Speaker 2: wife is upset with me, I mean really upset with me,
Speaker 2: I mean really anything I can do to remedy that situation,
Speaker 2: you know, because that's just not a fun spot to be.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I want to be able to watch television
Speaker 1: and not feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, yeah. Do you see Severence yet?
Speaker 1: No? But I heard the finale's fantastic?
Speaker 2: Is it really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know me.
Speaker 1: I get bored, so I went on Wikipedia.
Speaker 2: No spoilies, No, I won't I won't give.
Speaker 1: I won't give these boys. But I read the whole
Speaker 1: second season.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm excited because this one's a.
Speaker 1: Real fun one. You you said it wasn't good.
Speaker 2: No, it's been complete fucking nonsense.
Speaker 1: Really reading it on the paper, it sounded like the fun.
Speaker 2: Well, I haven't watched finale yet. I hope it really
Speaker 2: ties things up, but I think it will. It's a
Speaker 2: bunch of goddamn nonsense so far.
Speaker 1: What you're really hoping for is what's going on with
Speaker 1: his wife? Right?
Speaker 2: Well, I want to know what Cold Harbor is. I
Speaker 2: don't even need the goats at this point. Who gives
Speaker 2: a shit? About the goats. All right, let's come on dinner,
Speaker 2: roast chicken and prawns. Where is the bat? I thought
Speaker 2: this was going to be bad. I thought it was
Speaker 2: too Meanwhile, Jason says coconuts are more dangerous than sharks.
Speaker 2: This is something that we really have to use our
Speaker 2: platform to get out there. Sharks are not dangerous. Hey Pete,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so.
Speaker 1: Soda listens because they thanked us for shitting on that
Speaker 1: lady that was keeping that poor chimpanzee inner basement and
Speaker 1: feeding at McDonald's. Hey, Peter, I know you listen. How
Speaker 1: about we make a deal here. We're gonna get the
Speaker 1: backs of great white sharks who barely kill anybody. Right,
Speaker 1: but let's how about a green light for killing flies?
Speaker 1: Because they have this famous advertisement. It says, if you
Speaker 1: like to pull the wings off flies, then I bet
Speaker 1: you like to kill two?
Speaker 2: And who's pulling the wings off?
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I hit it with a fucking
Speaker 1: beach towel, is what I do. Yeah, yeah, I eviscerated.
Speaker 2: Yeah. You know, great white sharks have been really cast
Speaker 2: as this great villain of nature, and I blame Spielberg
Speaker 2: for that.
Speaker 1: Oh he got blamed quite a bit for it.
Speaker 2: But you know, it's so funny the misconception that we
Speaker 2: have of these creatures. You know, my wife the other
Speaker 2: day was we were talking about an orca of versus
Speaker 2: great white and it's it's literally no contest.
Speaker 1: An orca will eat you.
Speaker 2: An orca outweighs it by you know, I don't know,
Speaker 2: eight hundred to twelve hundred pounds. It's much more nimble,
Speaker 2: it's much more intelligent, it's much more sadistic. I mean
Speaker 2: the great White shark, I mean, look at the Great
Speaker 2: White chart with pity. In this circumstance. The Great White
Speaker 2: shark can do nothing compared to an worker. It is
Speaker 2: not the apex predator of the ocean. It is chum.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can you teach a great white shark in a pool
Speaker 1: in front of four hundred paying guests now to flip
Speaker 1: around and let you ride on its back?
Speaker 2: Too dumb. They're essentially the quasi moto of the ocean.
Speaker 1: That's right. We're advocates for Great White chart one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: Okay, So there is no schedule and know anything from weehand.
Speaker 2: He isn't a fan of working, and then they can't
Speaker 2: get him on the walkies because him and a Dara
Speaker 2: are talking about their fucking feet. This guy's feet are
Speaker 2: sore constantly. I don't know what the issue is.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something. Vhan is trying to walk
Speaker 1: a fine line here, which is the laid back management style.
Speaker 1: But also you can have that, but then you have
Speaker 1: to make up the difference and not give a shit
Speaker 1: for your laid back management style. So when the team
Speaker 1: starts to slow down or kind of have more of
Speaker 1: a good time than actually focus on work, you need
Speaker 1: to make up the difference. And so he's he's committing
Speaker 1: two crimes here, laid back management style also a lazy asshole.
Speaker 2: Right right right, And and you can't be petulant, and
Speaker 2: you can't be petulant if you're going to be you
Speaker 2: know the fawns, all right, that's not the fawns was
Speaker 2: and petulant. The fauns was the fawns water off a
Speaker 2: duck's back, you know, most of the time, all right.
Speaker 2: So he heads back in and tries to mac on Serena,
Speaker 2: who tells him that he fucked up. And that's when
Speaker 2: he sits down with his team. And this is an
Speaker 2: MVP moment. For Wi and starts rattling off these defenses
Speaker 2: that mean absolutely nothing, and Harry just tells him straight
Speaker 2: to his face, that doesn't make any sense. What you're
Speaker 2: saying doesn't make any sense. He's he's it's like a
Speaker 2: Roman candle of this doesn't make sense and it's Lara's
Speaker 2: fault and I'm not responsible for this, and you don't
Speaker 2: need it's it's just like, this man is perfect for
Speaker 2: this show. We're perfect.
Speaker 1: You're referring to Harry. No, oh, Will Harry is too,
Speaker 1: But I think Harry more so because Harry is able
Speaker 1: to navigate kind of the the troubled waters of back
Speaker 1: channeling and kind of backstabbing a little bit. One would say,
Speaker 1: also come off as likable because he's doing it to
Speaker 1: the right people.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Remember he spreads information quite a bit on this boat. Sure, sure, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he also calls balls and strikes, as he did
Speaker 1: in this particular conversation. He says he cites communication is
Speaker 1: the main problem with Van.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, the J Man ropes Harry into the bridge
Speaker 2: and he drops a dime, but he drops a dime
Speaker 2: under duress a little bit, you know, the J Man
Speaker 2: really squeezes it out of him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hot captain pants eyes like he's like it was
Speaker 1: like that moment where Robin Williams realized that Matt Damon
Speaker 1: character and Goodwill Hunting was probably sexually blested as a kid.
Speaker 1: Sure it was exactly like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's okay. I don't know that it
Speaker 2: was like that.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I saw something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of stakes are a little lower, you think
Speaker 2: so here Yeah, so we an overhears this drive this
Speaker 2: dime dropping and he begins to spiral.
Speaker 1: Now the editing made it look that way. Could was
Speaker 1: he actually listening to them?
Speaker 2: I think he was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's possibility.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we get to the fear factor test. Oh this
Speaker 2: is gross.
Speaker 1: Also cut this out. This is so dumb. Who wants
Speaker 1: to do this on vacation?
Speaker 2: You know what, I solemnly swear to never ever accuse
Speaker 2: Bravo of needing to cut things or God, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: I'm gonna eat my words here. But one thing, maybe
Speaker 2: I'll amend that. One thing I'll appreciate about Bravo and
Speaker 2: Below Deck specifically, they're not love is blinding us. It's
Speaker 2: forty two on the button every time, you know, sometimes
Speaker 2: they extended a little bit, but it's never I mean
Speaker 2: these Love Is Blind episodes were I mean, like the
Speaker 2: severance finale, it's but but but but but but about
Speaker 2: Sarah and Joey talking about politics.
Speaker 1: I hated Blind.
Speaker 2: Oh was so bad.
Speaker 1: I hate it. I'm still traumatized by me too.
Speaker 2: I don't think we're ever going to do it again.
Speaker 1: Well, I think we'll. I'll watch the first three episodes
Speaker 1: when it comes around again, and we'll see if it's
Speaker 1: good or maybe we'll get.
Speaker 2: Screeners by that, yeh, screeners.
Speaker 1: I do want to say, you know, a good show,
Speaker 1: deal that we're not watching that our friend of the show,
Speaker 1: Mark Wahlberg, is hosting actually doing a temptation of guest
Speaker 1: interviews and here with people on the show. I'm five
Speaker 1: episodes into that they're already cheating on each other.
Speaker 2: Oh, really banging.
Speaker 1: In the shower, and then the person has to watch
Speaker 1: it on a video.
Speaker 2: Oh that's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I never realized Mark Wahlberg on There is like
Speaker 1: a relationship therapist like Navigates. The young thought he's through
Speaker 1: their troubled relations Yeah, Mark's great.
Speaker 2: He was very confused with my energy when we talk
Speaker 2: to him. He thought I was angry and I was like,
Speaker 2: I am, but calm down.
Speaker 1: I remember that it was really uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was uncomfortable. I was like, calm down.
Speaker 1: Him and I had a great time.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, no, you guys had really hit it off. Okay,
Speaker 2: so we do this fear of ex tests and the
Speaker 2: next thing I have is Gary getting a little or
Speaker 2: Harry getting a little guest suite permission.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He basically asked Laura on the night off, can
Speaker 1: he come back to the you know the fun room
Speaker 1: those rooms. Yeah, we're the banisters where the handprints are.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah and the flies. All right, next day,
Speaker 2: Happy birthday Marine. This is really sweet. A lot of
Speaker 2: sea rats don't do this for other sea rats, so
Speaker 2: this is a good mark for Laura.
Speaker 1: I agree, got a tough week on our podcast.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you know, nobody's perfect. The only person
Speaker 2: that was perfect was who jesus?
Speaker 1: Yeah he died on the cross for all our sins.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. Okay, So Adare is really warming up to
Speaker 2: weigh in, and this is where case In points she
Speaker 2: gets to slack off entirely. She goes, I think I'm
Speaker 2: gonna get a coffee. He's like, no problem, I haven't
Speaker 2: bet you yet, so absolutely go get that coffee, because
Speaker 2: what's he gonna do come down on her? Now?
Speaker 1: You can't do that right now, get back to work now.
Speaker 1: And this is when Captain hot stuff. I gotta give
Speaker 1: it to him. He has to explain to these goddamn
Speaker 1: millennials what a break is.
Speaker 2: Huh. Can you believe these kids?
Speaker 1: I can't believe it.
Speaker 2: I think I don't think they're millennials.
Speaker 1: Oh not like my generation, we worked, We knew what
Speaker 1: a break was that was, you know, Yeah, wake up
Speaker 1: at six in the morning till and I didn't even
Speaker 1: have shoes. I used to have to like tie tape
Speaker 1: to the bottom of my feet. I'd have to walk
Speaker 1: to school in snow six miles. Can you believe that? Not?
Speaker 1: Like these goddamn gen z s don't even know what
Speaker 1: a goddamn break is. Drinking coffee all the time. I
Speaker 1: didn't even know what coffee was. You know what coffee.
Speaker 2: Was for me?
Speaker 1: I'd squeeze whatever fruit was rotting in the backyard into
Speaker 1: a cup and I'd drink it. Yeah, that's because that's
Speaker 1: what my generation did.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like these goddamns, do you have a cold?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: You know what I do have a cold. I do
Speaker 1: have a cold. I'm not feeling well.
Speaker 2: Great baby, I didn't want to say that. Got a
Speaker 2: baby shower tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I plan on coming.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, can you just can you do me a favorite?
Speaker 2: Can you just elbow bump my wife? Don't don't hugger
Speaker 2: too much.
Speaker 1: I won't.
Speaker 2: You know what coffee was? And by dad'd go outside,
Speaker 2: I'd squeeze a frediture a cup. That's like this, fucking
Speaker 2: gen zas, I don't know what I got. That break
Speaker 2: is I had to take my shoes. What who are you?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I think A break?
Speaker 1: What am I? What am I?
Speaker 2: I think you're gen X. A break is it's pure exhaustion.
Speaker 2: It's it's whether it's psychological and you're working an insurance
Speaker 2: company or you're on an oil tanker. It's a moment
Speaker 2: where you need it. You you go, oh, I got
Speaker 2: a break. That's the American dream right there? You know
Speaker 2: what I mean? You know what where are we as
Speaker 2: a country? I mean, it's just crazy. Gen Z's got it.
Speaker 2: Figure it out.
Speaker 1: When I worked at North American Insurance, it was so
Speaker 1: fun because I never had this type of existence prior
Speaker 1: to that. I had college and I worked at work study.
Speaker 1: I oversaw the recording studio at the school. I also
Speaker 1: delivered pizza, and that were my jobs. Then I get
Speaker 1: a corporate job in a cubicle and you'd have to
Speaker 1: show up at seven thirty and they'd be keeping track
Speaker 1: of your hours, and you get written up if you
Speaker 1: showed up five minutes late. And then at ten am
Speaker 1: a bell would ring that that you got ten minutes
Speaker 1: to yourself. People would all walk around, and then at
Speaker 1: eleven forty five a bell would ring, and that meant
Speaker 1: it was five minutes till you got to go on lunch.
Speaker 1: It was forty minutes and you better not go over that.
Speaker 1: And then at two o'clock you got another ten minutes.
Speaker 2: God, and then on Fridays you don't get off and
Speaker 2: rip your clothes off and have public.
Speaker 1: Sex TGIF's parking line.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: It was the Blue drinks that did it.
Speaker 2: Or uh, someone needs to take control, Willian says, He goes,
Speaker 2: I know, I watch going on has somebody needs a
Speaker 2: tight control.
Speaker 1: What's hilarious is she's like, that's literally your job.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Uh Tony Robbins, can you jump
Speaker 2: in for me, yeah or no problem. And then he
Speaker 2: comes in. He goes, it's you. That's why Tony Rock,
Speaker 2: it's you.
Speaker 1: I think his voice a little gravity or too.
Speaker 2: If you want to take the bull, that's my that's
Speaker 2: why Tony roight. He boy, is he talented?
Speaker 1: How's he doing? Is he still around?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah he's been around for a while.
Speaker 2: Yes, he is really helping people, all right. So dirty little,
Speaker 2: dirty little bitch, let's get to breakfast. Johnny wants to
Speaker 2: take a leisure out for a drink and he goes
Speaker 2: up and he asked Captain j Man. Now, I would
Speaker 2: say you might want to check with her first, but
Speaker 2: I think that she's in, like with the big Greek.
Speaker 1: Oh she's more than in. Like yeah, I think she
Speaker 1: wants to have his baby.
Speaker 2: Me too. So the guests apart and Wean has a
Speaker 2: little sit down with the Captain j Man.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, he reads him the riot act. I
Speaker 1: enjoyed this. He was right on the money here. He
Speaker 1: tells him to quit bitching or he's fucking fired. And
Speaker 1: how does the hand respond, I am.
Speaker 2: A good leader. I am a good leader.
Speaker 1: Well he says, uh uh he do. How does he
Speaker 1: respond to a reasonable request about tempering his negativity. He
Speaker 1: walks down the saras and says he doesn't have time
Speaker 1: for this bullshit.
Speaker 2: Yeaheah, yeah, I mean he's a bad egg. He is
Speaker 2: a bad egg. Let's get to the tip meeting, Pat,
Speaker 2: what'll we got.
Speaker 1: Twenty four k biggest tip of the season, eighteen and
Speaker 1: change each. That's a lot of money. Why did Marina
Speaker 1: get the helmet?
Speaker 3: Uh, it's a birthday, all right, that's a dumb peasant.
Speaker 3: Jason said, it's your birthday, so I'm gonna give you
Speaker 3: the helmet because its your birthday.
Speaker 2: Even though he should have given it to Wien. That's right, right,
Speaker 2: So the heads of department sit down.
Speaker 1: This was hilarious. Captain Hotpants goes, all right, heads of department, Well,
Speaker 1: let's all meet up. Let's have a chat here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, now that three of you are sitting there, okay, great, Uh,
Speaker 1: you guys figured it out. I'm gonna go take a piss.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I love that too. It's a little bit like
Speaker 2: the Joker snapping the pool Q in half and he
Speaker 2: just goes you guys sorted out. Weien is obviously on
Speaker 2: the defensive and obviously tells the women that they're not
Speaker 2: strong enough to work on jet skis and obviously takes
Speaker 2: no accountability for the mistakes he's made. So we'll see
Speaker 2: if that improves. I think, uh, you know, if you
Speaker 2: want five dollars to uh to go to Patreon dot com,
Speaker 2: slash another podcast network. I'd say, find some illegal online
Speaker 2: book that has these odds and bet that Wien's gonna
Speaker 2: not get past episode nine and a half. I would say,
Speaker 2: I love you guys very much. Getting the comments, Oh
Speaker 2: quick time for you know the reviews have been coming in.
Speaker 2: We really really appreciate it. Comment No, we got some
Speaker 2: good ones. Yeah, we got some great ones and really
Speaker 2: appreciate that. So let's take a moment to read this
Speaker 2: one from Little Auntie, Sally Joe. Love you guys, five stars.
Speaker 2: My husband and I listen to you all the time.
Speaker 2: You're the only podcast he listens to. Well, there are
Speaker 2: a lot of great ones out there that can teach
Speaker 2: you about economics, or science, or Spanish or how often
Speaker 2: people are murdered in America or other countries. But thank
Speaker 2: you for listening to this one, and that goes to
Speaker 2: all of you who are listening. Love you all. Have
Speaker 2: a great week, I'm Dylan saying goodbye Pat, and say goodbye.
Speaker 1: Lay it out