Speaker 1: I'll see what you did.
Speaker 2: They're super Dave Genesis because we're getting ready to talk
Speaker 2: to Genesis.
Speaker 3: Ie, you don't need you need the head phones. I'll
Speaker 3: translate you with Pan Sessions with Dame Asks. Dave is
Speaker 3: a huge fan of Genesis the band and Genesis Diamond
Speaker 3: Chilbrol Plause and Extra Trader Jos. Uh, Wendy, how are you?
Speaker 4: I'm great? How are you.
Speaker 3: Doing pretty good? You're like, you're uh, your teddy bear.
Speaker 4: I love my teddy Bear. Thank you for the Valentine gift.
Speaker 3: You're my Valentine's my Valentine every year? Every year?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: I did? I told you before the break. I had
Speaker 3: all this last night. I got her flowers and balloon
Speaker 3: and the thing. And Jackie came in and she goes, oh,
Speaker 3: I go not for you. She was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 3: she knows the deal.
Speaker 5: Wendy.
Speaker 3: I went, Yes, it's for Wendy. Genesis Diamonds. We've talked
Speaker 3: about it all the time. You know, if you're getting
Speaker 3: engaged looked at, it's only one place to go, and
Speaker 3: we talked about how make that your last stop, make
Speaker 3: it your first lafe. It doesn't matter, right, so it
Speaker 3: doesn't matter you're gonna go with Genesis after you see
Speaker 3: the selection, the size of these diamonds, and now the
Speaker 3: Labroum diamonds and all that stuff. Right, but let's concentrate
Speaker 3: right now for this portion. On Valentine's Day.
Speaker 4: Hey, Valentine's Day is coming fast, and we have wonderful
Speaker 4: specials for you. We have partnered with some really great
Speaker 4: vendors so that we could bring you the best of
Speaker 4: the best, because that's what we do at Genesis. And
Speaker 4: when you spend just three hundred and ninety nine dollars
Speaker 4: on any piece of jewelry in the store, you will
Speaker 4: get a box of chocolates.
Speaker 3: I'm eating one right now.
Speaker 4: Dinner for her at Brosseri Provence Provos French and this
Speaker 4: is Louisville premiere French restaurant, and I can tell you
Speaker 4: I've eaten there several times. It never disappoints. Whether you
Speaker 4: do their famous French onion soup or their steak fruits,
Speaker 4: or they have a fabulous chicken stuffed chicken dish, they
Speaker 4: never disappoint. And I can tell you we were talking
Speaker 4: about COVID and sanitation and all of that. I went
Speaker 4: there almost every week during COVID the place was immaculately clean,
Speaker 4: and it's a very romantic vibe in there. The restaurant's beautiful.
Speaker 4: The white staff is fantastic. So we were proud to
Speaker 4: partner with them because they share our core values in
Speaker 4: how to take care of a customer.
Speaker 1: So three hundred and ninety dollars, you get the dinner and.
Speaker 2: The flowers, no flowers, and I was getting her headphones, and.
Speaker 4: You get a dozen long stem red roses from Lloyd's florist.
Speaker 4: Oh my God, is a premiere florist, and they like
Speaker 4: Jamie Lott and I are part of the Louisville Wedding
Speaker 4: Network and he never disappoints. Lloyd personally or Michael gaddy
Speaker 4: personally oversaw the building of four floats in the Tournament
Speaker 4: of Roses Tournament of Roses Parade and they were spectacular.
Speaker 4: Everything this man touches is beautiful. And it's great because
Speaker 4: we're here also to talk about the Louisville Wedding Network
Speaker 4: that's coming up two days after Valentine's Day, where you
Speaker 4: can meet people like Michael Gaddie, Jamie Lott and everybody
Speaker 4: who could. After you get the engagement ring for Valentine's
Speaker 4: day sets you on the path to building the perfect wedding.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: Dwight, I know goes to these wedding conventions all the
Speaker 3: time just to see what's new.
Speaker 2: Yes, and to let the new brides and grooms know
Speaker 2: they're going to be really confused on their wedding night.
Speaker 1: And I have a DVD set through.
Speaker 3: All right, so let's talk about what we do with
Speaker 3: these at this and this specific wedding. You're gonna have
Speaker 3: the music guy there, the flower guy there, the venues
Speaker 3: all that, right, photographers, everybody.
Speaker 6: Lovel Wedding Network is a local network of trusted vendors.
Speaker 6: We don't just let anyone into the network. Okay, I
Speaker 6: try it at five star vendor.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Well, I'm just.
Speaker 3: Saying, no, wait a minute, that's important.
Speaker 5: It is important.
Speaker 3: That is important because people don't show up. People they
Speaker 3: lost employees so they can't make the full thing. No,
Speaker 3: this is important that you vet all of the vendors
Speaker 3: that go into this thing.
Speaker 6: And there's bridal shows popping up all over town. However,
Speaker 6: we're the network that's twenty four years old, okay, and
Speaker 6: it's a privilege to be asked to join number one.
Speaker 6: You have to be completely vetted okay by our board
Speaker 6: of directors. Okay, you enter the network and once you're
Speaker 6: a member of the network, you get to do all
Speaker 6: our shows for free. So I mean it's a deal.
Speaker 6: Not only that, but we put on we always try
Speaker 6: to put on a really good show right after Valentine's
Speaker 6: Day before the newly engaged. We do one after Christmas
Speaker 6: because of the people that have gotten engaged at Christmas.
Speaker 6: So we treat our couples with dignity and respect. We
Speaker 6: show them nothing but the best vendors. One of us
Speaker 6: can walk you around and help you meet the people
Speaker 6: that you need to meet.
Speaker 1: When it comes to wedding receptions. Where do you stand
Speaker 1: on a chocolate fountain because I'm against.
Speaker 6: It, Well, we love chocolate fountains.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 6: We had a member that was a that was with
Speaker 6: us for a very long time that has a chocolate fountain.
Speaker 6: We also have like Heintzman's I'm sorry I didn't have time.
Speaker 6: I will bring you donuts, thank you ran out of time.
Speaker 6: But Heintzmans can also do that. There are we have
Speaker 6: respected vendors that can do pretty much whatever you need.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you know what you need to add to this,
Speaker 3: you forgot this.
Speaker 1: Oh, here we go drop some knowledge on her. Ready
Speaker 1: to do it?
Speaker 3: You should have therapists there, and you should have a
Speaker 3: couple of couches set up, and you should pull the
Speaker 3: dad and the and the soon to be husband the
Speaker 3: groom over and give some advice on like, look, you're
Speaker 3: about to go into a portion of your life that
Speaker 3: you will never get back. But Tony, we almost do
Speaker 3: that because maybe you do all right.
Speaker 6: We have several bartending services, okay, and let you taste whatever,
Speaker 6: and you're in a great mood. And then they just
Speaker 6: let them do whatever they want to do all the time.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: Dwight and I were the same. We were the same groom, Dave.
Speaker 3: But I don't know how much Day was involved in
Speaker 3: his wedding planning. But I just said, I got my
Speaker 3: grooms man, I picked out my hucks and I said
Speaker 3: what day?
Speaker 5: And then that was out right?
Speaker 3: So and I was okay with that, Like I was like, okay, Dwight,
Speaker 3: you were the same.
Speaker 1: That the only thing I was involved in. She said
Speaker 1: you want to help with the food. I said, I'll
Speaker 1: go taste thats the food. She got to pick the chapel.
Speaker 2: I got to pick the the reception, which was Slugger Field,
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 3: I think the first song you got to choose she.
Speaker 1: Was the first saw, which was having my Baby. That
Speaker 1: was something my baby, having my baby.
Speaker 2: And I got the she was and I got the
Speaker 2: band two songs and that was old time rock and
Speaker 2: roll and we are Family.
Speaker 5: You actually did well?
Speaker 1: Seriously, Yeah, that's not bad.
Speaker 6: Actually are We have so many grooms recently the last
Speaker 6: few years. I've had so many grooms that are so
Speaker 6: involved from going to Wendy picking out the ring, going
Speaker 6: back picking out the the wedding rings, which, by the way,
Speaker 6: she will have at our show. She has a huge
Speaker 6: display of this kind of stuff. And then they get
Speaker 6: to all the vendors and we invite them to not
Speaker 6: just all the tastings, but whatever the groom wants to
Speaker 6: be involved in, we want them there yea system.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, that's the question.
Speaker 3: No. I know a lot of guys that want to
Speaker 3: be involved, like hang on, hang on, and look, you
Speaker 3: can't nix anything if you don't if you don't know
Speaker 3: what's happening.
Speaker 2: Correct, I got to go to Wendy on this one. Okay,
Speaker 2: So there's proposals where the guy picks out the rings
Speaker 2: and he sneaks it in a cupcake and.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh, I didn't see that.
Speaker 5: Don't have to do the Heimlich.
Speaker 1: Well I didn't do that. I said, hey, you want
Speaker 1: to marry, you won't get married.
Speaker 2: She said yeah, And then I didn't pick out the
Speaker 2: wedding ring. I took her with me and said, you
Speaker 2: pick out the wedding ring. Is that common that way
Speaker 2: she knows what she's getting or is it uncommon to
Speaker 2: do it that way?
Speaker 4: It's common for the couple to pick out the wedding
Speaker 4: ring together, but a lot of men pick out the
Speaker 4: engagement ring.
Speaker 1: Well, that's why I met the agagement ring. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: I did that. I didn't pick I let her pick
Speaker 1: out her own engagement ring.
Speaker 4: What happens most frequently today with all kinds of stuff
Speaker 4: out there on social media and the internet and all
Speaker 4: of that, is people go out and shop online or
Speaker 4: look online to see what's new and what's hot and
Speaker 4: what they like. Okay, and then she gives him a
Speaker 4: bunch of pictures and he comes in a lot of
Speaker 4: times with stuff from her phone and says, this is
Speaker 4: the kind of thing she's been looking at. What have
Speaker 4: you got? And we will then guide him as to
Speaker 4: what is a good piece of jewelry to to fit
Speaker 4: what she's looking at, and you know how to get
Speaker 4: the very best in quality and at his budget. We
Speaker 4: don't try to take a guy and see how much
Speaker 4: money we can drag out of him. We want to
Speaker 4: educate him pose in his purchase so that he feels
Speaker 4: good about what he bought and knows that he got
Speaker 4: a quality piece of jewelry. And that's what you get
Speaker 4: at Genesis.
Speaker 2: Well, to be honest with you, I thought about doing that,
Speaker 2: but I was scared to find I was scared to
Speaker 2: see what I might find on her browser history. So
Speaker 2: I just write, but I think I wanted.
Speaker 3: I think I wanted a princess cut. Like I think
Speaker 3: I had that in my hand. I said, I want
Speaker 3: the princess cut. That's what I want. I will say
Speaker 3: the designers today are so much better than twenty five
Speaker 3: years ago. I mean, okay, when I was engaged, we're
Speaker 3: getting engaged with Jackie was twenty five years ago. There
Speaker 3: was a basic setup. Here's your three choices. Now pick
Speaker 3: out the diamond that was it. Now I'm looking at
Speaker 3: this ring over here.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: But I will say this and this is probably unfair.
Speaker 3: But if I'm in a meeting, I'm dealing with business,
Speaker 3: and if I'm dealing with a female from the other
Speaker 3: side and she's married, I will look down at the ring.
Speaker 3: I will, I will, I will, I will size up
Speaker 3: what kind of money I'm dealing with across the table
Speaker 3: in a business meeting. Okay, I just I'm sorry. I
Speaker 3: will do that. I'll size up. If it's a little chip,
Speaker 3: I know, Okay, here's what I'm dealing with. But if
Speaker 3: it's the big guy and it's it's basically blinding everybody,
Speaker 3: I'll go, Okay, I know what we're dealing with here,
Speaker 3: just a little thing for me. But the upgrade policy
Speaker 3: at Genesis is crazy.
Speaker 4: You got that right, Tony. We will give you one
Speaker 4: hundred percent of what you paid for your diamond back
Speaker 4: if you go to trade up to a larger stone,
Speaker 4: and we will take an additional ten percent off then
Speaker 4: the new stone. So in other words, if you have
Speaker 4: a five thousand dollars diamond, we'll give you your five
Speaker 4: thousand dollars back, and then we'll take an extra five
Speaker 4: hundred dollars off of the new stone.
Speaker 3: So how do you know the how do you know
Speaker 3: the diamond is worth that?
Speaker 1: Right? Right?
Speaker 3: Look at that. That's so how do you know the
Speaker 3: diamond is worth that? Because they'll give you one hundred
Speaker 3: and ten percent when you come back and upgrade to
Speaker 3: a bigger diamond. So that's how you know. That's I've
Speaker 3: always told people are like, why is Genesis. I go, well,
Speaker 3: I'll tell you this. If it's one year, it's going
Speaker 3: to be a year. If you buy a diamond ring
Speaker 3: from Genesis Diamonds a year to the date, if you
Speaker 3: go into upgrade, they'll give you one hundred and ten
Speaker 3: percent to the next ring. That's how you know you're
Speaker 3: getting the.
Speaker 4: Deal exactly right. And her engagement ring is maintenance free
Speaker 4: for the rest of her life. She can come in
Speaker 4: weekly for cleaning if she wants to. We have people who.
Speaker 3: Do that, whether she's low maintenance or high maintenance. The
Speaker 3: ring is taken care of you free.
Speaker 1: I can't do this any longer.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to sit here and listen to this
Speaker 2: sexist talk about what to get her, what to get hurt,
Speaker 2: what about what to get made? Talk about what the
Speaker 2: women could get the guys for once? Can you do that,
Speaker 2: nice Rolex?
Speaker 1: What women women women.
Speaker 4: I will tell you a lot of women choose to
Speaker 4: buy a watch for their man as an engagement gift.
Speaker 1: Susan, did you hear that, Susan? Or Valentine's Susan Tyler Witten.
Speaker 3: If you're listening, you'll help them finance. I sat at
Speaker 3: the USA Cares breakfast yesterday and everybody it was a
Speaker 3: lot of politicians and a lot of people. But I
Speaker 3: sat with some folks at our table and like three
Speaker 3: of the dudes had Rolexes. You could tell it just
Speaker 3: so looks so good. It's just a it's a well,
Speaker 3: we can't call him a watch. There are times there
Speaker 3: a time that's right that you can give to your
Speaker 3: son when you know when he handed down, you hand
Speaker 3: it down.
Speaker 1: You can't do that.
Speaker 3: Well, here's the deal. You can't find as many. If
Speaker 3: you go to Genesis and look in the case right now,
Speaker 3: if you walk in, you look, you go to the right,
Speaker 3: there's a whole case full of Rolexes and.
Speaker 1: Pre owned as well. Right, yes, yeah, there you go, Susan.
Speaker 1: Are you listening? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Rolex events, I mean they bring in others. I mean
Speaker 6: it's amazing it.
Speaker 3: Look bright lane is one. Yes, and okay, So the
Speaker 3: Rolex brand, was it you? And I was talking about that.
Speaker 3: We were talking about spies, people that work in the industry,
Speaker 3: international jobs, they work for the government, and they take
Speaker 3: two things with them, right, they's it's something. It was
Speaker 3: one thing and they go and always a Rolex it
Speaker 3: because the Rolex watch will always guarantee you worldwide a
Speaker 3: ride out of that area.
Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking, yeah'll get you out.
Speaker 3: A Rolex will get you out. So he doesn't forget
Speaker 3: his Rolex on every mission he goes on. Is that
Speaker 3: was you?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: Was that you?
Speaker 5: I had talked everything I.
Speaker 4: Did have a customer tell me that, yes, and that's right.
Speaker 2: You know, I was a spy too, but I was.
Speaker 2: I was taught to keep everything classified and not tell
Speaker 2: a nice diamond lady.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he wasn't. He didn't say I'm a spy
Speaker 4: in my line of work.
Speaker 3: In my line of work, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And
Speaker 3: there's a lot more of those people than you think,
Speaker 3: that's for sure. But again, I'm trying to set up
Speaker 3: the importance of the brand of Rolex around the world,
Speaker 3: so it's worth it and they'll help you finance. Okay,
Speaker 3: So Valentine's Day they just walk in off the street, right,
Speaker 3: no appointment, You'll have somebody there to walk them through.
Speaker 4: Oh, very definitely. And we have a case already set
Speaker 4: aside for Valentine specials from three ninety nine and up,
Speaker 4: because that is the entry level. You only have to
Speaker 4: spend three hundred and ninety nine dollars. And we have
Speaker 4: a complete case of heart shaped pendants and little diamond
Speaker 4: pendants and little diamond rings that'll fit every budget. And
Speaker 4: basically anybody with three hundred and ninety nine dollars gets
Speaker 4: this fecal.
Speaker 1: You got to hit the deal again in case they're
Speaker 1: just tuning in. I gotta hit the deal.
Speaker 5: Got it?
Speaker 3: Three ninety nine and up. You get the flowers world class,
Speaker 3: you get the chocolates world class, and then you get
Speaker 3: a dinner at the finest French restaurant and Louislle in Louisville.
Speaker 3: Brasserie Provence is the is the name of it. It's
Speaker 3: in It's off Hirschborn Lane near Taylor Shelby verode Hurstborn Lane.
Speaker 3: So you know where the bristol is across the parking lot.
Speaker 3: This is in that's across the parking lot is Provence.
Speaker 3: So you get all that so you get the jewelry,
Speaker 3: you get the flowers, the chocolate and dinner all one shot,
Speaker 3: exactly done.
Speaker 2: Plus two days later. Don't miss the Kentucky Wedding Show.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be February sixteenth at the Louisville WaterTower two
Speaker 2: pm to four pm. And everybody, the cream of the
Speaker 2: crop is there. The five star picks right, that is correct.
Speaker 6: This is a member's only show, only members of the
Speaker 6: lovel Wedding Network. That our vendors at this show, they
Speaker 6: have one.
Speaker 3: You say you had wine there, so they everything. You
Speaker 3: can walk around, drink wine and look at stuff.
Speaker 6: Can drink your way all the way around and eat
Speaker 6: all these guys. It's a very relaxed atmosphere. Will help you.
Speaker 6: You get on louisvill Wedding Network dot com to pre register.
Speaker 6: It is free for couples to attend and the shows
Speaker 6: are amazing.
Speaker 3: After college, this is the biggest purchase that a dad
Speaker 3: is going to make for his daughter after college. This
Speaker 3: is it. In the average wedding for American wedding is
Speaker 3: twenty nine I think now or close to thirty. It's
Speaker 3: up thirty something thousand, So after college, this is it.
Speaker 3: This is so you don't want to go wrong and
Speaker 3: overpay for less. You got to go to this show.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 3: All right, we'll be back, Wendy, love you, love you. Okay,
Speaker 3: we'll have you on again. What's the next one? So
Speaker 3: Valentine's Day, we'll figure it out. Back after this, News
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Speaker 3: I just saw an Eland and Eden sign go on
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Speaker 3: after this on news radio eight forty whn's stating game
Speaker 3: that sounds like it. Dave Jyes, fantastic, Welcome back everybody.
Speaker 3: On news radio eight forty HJS.
Speaker 5: I hit BuzzFeed again for a list. You had another
Speaker 5: compilation of BuzzFeed. Yes, awkward first date story.
Speaker 3: Yes it's a good one. That's a good one.
Speaker 5: This first woman said, I remember the time I went
Speaker 5: on a first date to the zoo at the gate.
Speaker 5: He asked if i'd mind paying for my own ticket.
Speaker 5: I said I would, at which point he pulled out
Speaker 5: a two for one coupon. So I paid for my
Speaker 5: ticket and he walked in for free.
Speaker 3: Now, if he does it as a joke, it turns
Speaker 3: around and goes it was the joke.
Speaker 5: I was trying to be funny.
Speaker 1: I took s to the zoo. They kept her first
Speaker 1: of all.
Speaker 3: I knew it was counting in my head. I was like,
Speaker 3: he's gonna make.
Speaker 1: A I took Scisits to the zoo. I walked out.
Speaker 1: They accuse me of shoplifting.
Speaker 3: I thought that I thought you were gonna do that
Speaker 3: my wife. So Harry took her to the zoo. Yes,
Speaker 3: he stayed in the monkey cage. The Oh my gosh, Okay,
Speaker 3: I don't understand this because I'm fifty five years old.
Speaker 3: I'm Italian, and I can't. I don't. You don't allow
Speaker 3: anybody to pay for anything, But this newer generation they do.
Speaker 5: A lot of that.
Speaker 3: They go on first dates and they allow people to
Speaker 3: share the.
Speaker 5: Bill, right do you let uh?
Speaker 3: His generation will let people share the bill. But I think,
Speaker 3: I think, man, yeah, he's a real man. He doesn't
Speaker 3: do that. But they do that. They were like, no,
Speaker 3: I'll split it with you, which makes it easier.
Speaker 2: I was just excuse myself, Like when I was on
Speaker 2: a date, I would wait for the check to come
Speaker 2: and excuse myself right before it.
Speaker 3: I don't know about going I don't know about going
Speaker 3: to the z Did you hear what daid? Oh?
Speaker 1: My gosh, David never gets I.
Speaker 3: Don't know about going to the zoo on your first day?
Speaker 1: And why you get to walk around?
Speaker 3: You can see meerkats, get those good peanuts. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: walk in and smell the penguinsure smells like ammonia.
Speaker 1: It might get you.
Speaker 3: No, stop, don't prepare. You have to take it.
Speaker 1: You get your.
Speaker 3: Juvenile and what's next goes better?
Speaker 5: What's next?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I accidentally farted during the goodbye hug and she ghosted
Speaker 5: me afterwards.
Speaker 1: I don't blame her.
Speaker 2: I wish was it a slight water big one?
Speaker 1: Was it?
Speaker 3: Well? If you're in the hug and your head's on
Speaker 3: the shoulder in it and your face is like, can
Speaker 3: I tell you something? I shouldn't have had the cheese,
Speaker 3: she squeezed.
Speaker 5: It out of him. Why did I order theag? That's
Speaker 5: a hug? This guy would moan every time after sipping
Speaker 5: his drink. The entire night. I kept thinking, how I'm
Speaker 5: being prank for a YouTube video or something.
Speaker 1: I might start doing that.
Speaker 5: Turns out he just moans, I.
Speaker 1: Might start doing that.
Speaker 3: What please don't please, don't know it's.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. Mine's gonna be seductive. This is good coffee.
Speaker 5: I'll have what Dwight's having.
Speaker 3: Is good coffee. But these little things you want some coffee.
Speaker 3: Sometimes those little things are cute and you like it
Speaker 3: and you go, oh, it's so cute.
Speaker 5: Funny story, first.
Speaker 1: Day, Yeah, okay, riddle me this. How come my wife
Speaker 1: can chew it or something like this?
Speaker 3: Why are you doing that?
Speaker 1: And I want to murder her. I want to murder her.
Speaker 5: In my mind.
Speaker 1: I'm murdering in my mind.
Speaker 2: But then, lemmee eat something my dog and it's the
Speaker 2: cutest thing in the world, because you.
Speaker 3: Like dogs and hate people. Give me the second story.
Speaker 5: On a blind date, the girl orders a Caesar salad
Speaker 5: and eats it with their hands. She's blind, tells me
Speaker 5: she's not big into utensils.
Speaker 1: He says she was blind, right.
Speaker 3: First of all, she might be a mermaid. Yeah she does, really,
Speaker 3: she doesn't really know our customs and culture.
Speaker 1: She could also be partner.
Speaker 3: And if you're a mermaid, you eat with your hands
Speaker 3: over the water. What was the name of the little
Speaker 3: Disney mermaid? Ariel No, not aria Areola. No, she had
Speaker 3: a shell fish brawl.
Speaker 1: She was a shellfish person.
Speaker 5: That's what other men said.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, you don't know.
Speaker 1: That she's gonna you know what size broad mermaids?
Speaker 5: Where? Huh?
Speaker 1: Seashells? Get it?
Speaker 3: We could. You're at Disney and put Maggie and the
Speaker 3: lapham of the lady play in the mermaid and she
Speaker 3: went right for the seashell brawl.
Speaker 1: Did you see she went whoop?
Speaker 5: She is your daughter?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you pick her fan up to find out she's
Speaker 1: male or female?
Speaker 3: Copped to feel off the mermaids. Good job, Maggie.
Speaker 5: Awkward first date stories. I met a girl for a
Speaker 5: blind date once. She didn't say a single word throughout dinner,
Speaker 5: finished her meal, and walked out. I then checked my
Speaker 5: phone and there was a message from the girl saying
Speaker 5: she couldn't make it tonight. Who the hell did I
Speaker 5: eat with?
Speaker 3: Oh that's fantastic, Oh that's fantastic. Oh that's fantastic.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh boy, Oh my date let me out of
Speaker 5: the car to wait down the curb while she parallel parked.
Speaker 5: After three failed attempts, she drove off. I walked home.
Speaker 3: She was too embarrassed. Yeah, she was too embarrassed.
Speaker 1: She got stranded.
Speaker 3: We did that one time when there was a group
Speaker 3: of was staying there waiting and she was with another
Speaker 3: girlfriend but she was supposed to meet. It was first
Speaker 3: eight situation, and she couldn't do the parallel parking thing.
Speaker 3: And when they got out, you know, my group wrong
Speaker 3: with you especially, Yeah, yeah, what are you right?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 5: Hey?
Speaker 2: I know you can't park, but perhaps your sister could
Speaker 2: park hook car in my draftway tune.
Speaker 3: And they turned around and walked away like they got halfway,
Speaker 3: and we were rasing them the whole way, and she
Speaker 3: was they were like, okay, we're leaving. I was like, whatever, dude,
Speaker 3: thin skin.
Speaker 5: I had a speaking of that. I had a pretty
Speaker 5: bad stomach ache, and she was trying to get weird,
Speaker 5: so I just went along with it. And we were
Speaker 5: kissing on her bed and I let out this huge
Speaker 5: fart and we stared at each other for an eternity.
Speaker 5: Then as I was trying to apologize. I puked on
Speaker 5: her bed.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you gotta just walk.
Speaker 5: Away, and I ran out of her apartment.
Speaker 1: Of course, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: There is a time. There is a long time period
Speaker 3: before sharing farts or not even accidentally.
Speaker 5: I don't share with jack She goes in the other room.
Speaker 3: I go in the other room. We do not do
Speaker 3: that in front of each other.
Speaker 5: Disgust.
Speaker 2: Now, I will say if one sneaks out, I'm good
Speaker 2: to the age of fifty seven year old. So there's
Speaker 2: a couple of times just bending down to get on
Speaker 2: the floor. Yeah, can't help. It can't help, it can't help.
Speaker 2: It didn't mean to though, I'm hoping you didn't hear it.
Speaker 3: Jackie makes it worse because that happens to be Also, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm lifting something and I'm fifty five years old now,
Speaker 3: so it'll go. I don't Oh, did you make it
Speaker 3: too du.
Speaker 5: I know, I'm like, you made it worse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you make it worse, still saying, don't acknowledge, don't
Speaker 3: acknowledge it. It didn't happen. Come on, did you make
Speaker 3: it too too?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 5: I can't say that last year I went on a
Speaker 5: date with a dude and when I told him I
Speaker 5: was reading Animal Farm again, he laughed obnoxiously for a
Speaker 5: minute and said I was too old to be reading
Speaker 5: kids books. I think about that a lot. I wonder
Speaker 5: if he's still an idiot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course he is.
Speaker 3: The idiots are more fun, though. Corks for you come on.
Speaker 5: Fifteen minute date went awfully. She asked about my dog
Speaker 5: and I showed her a picture and she said, wow,
Speaker 5: he looks strong, and I said, yeah, he's a jacked
Speaker 5: Russell Terrier. She said, I don't think you're funny, so
Speaker 5: I said, okay, eat my dinner and left.
Speaker 1: I think Jack Russell is fun.
Speaker 5: That's not bad jacked up.
Speaker 3: Oh I get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Jack Russell.
Speaker 3: No, but I respect people that know right away. Nope,
Speaker 3: this ain't gon work out. Of course, I'm out, And
Speaker 3: you thank him for it. You're like, there, go got
Speaker 3: a sister, Perhaps, hey, p perhaps he could I bother
Speaker 3: your head brush and your sister.
Speaker 1: Perhaps.
Speaker 5: On the first day, I went on a sunset hike
Speaker 5: with this guy. On our way back down, we got lost.
Speaker 5: The phone's on one percent. He calls his mom and
Speaker 5: tells her to call nine one one, the rescue team.
Speaker 5: Walks us down. Next day we were in the paper
Speaker 5: what they got lost? And the phone was on one percent.
Speaker 1: Come, we're going on a hike for your first.
Speaker 3: It's a different generation, man, it's just a it's tough enough.
Speaker 5: I don't know how to change flint.
Speaker 3: Can I call a no, Get your ass in the
Speaker 3: back of the trunk, Get the jack out. How are
Speaker 3: you talking about? Call triple A.
Speaker 5: It's a flat tire, that's right.
Speaker 1: I don't see gender, so it could be the jack
Speaker 1: or the jill.
Speaker 5: The true Jay.
Speaker 3: Called don't bring your woke stuff into this show.
Speaker 1: Your face is woke and it looks like a butt. Man.
Speaker 3: This just mean. This is means.
Speaker 5: Sometimes the truth hurts. When I was a teenager, this
Speaker 5: boy cooked me dinner at his house. It was lovely.
Speaker 5: Then his dad came home and told me about the
Speaker 5: terrible date he had. He described the woman in a
Speaker 5: few key details. I sat up straighter and asked the
Speaker 5: name of his date.
Speaker 1: It was my mom.
Speaker 3: What I did that?
Speaker 1: Once?
Speaker 3: My sister, the chef was in town, and I wanted
Speaker 3: to close the I want to yeah, right, So I said,
Speaker 3: can you go over and make it and then just
Speaker 3: put leave in the oven and I'm going to pass
Speaker 3: it off as if I did it. So she's a
Speaker 3: chef trained in Paris, France, so she went over there
Speaker 3: in a meal that you could not I could not
Speaker 3: have made this meal tender and so no, you need
Speaker 3: like a saucy a and all this stuff.
Speaker 1: I did it.
Speaker 3: I pulled it out and she was like, you didn't
Speaker 3: make this. I said, yes, I did, worked all day.
Speaker 1: Yes I did. I learned.
Speaker 5: Once I took a girl out and we were walking
Speaker 5: by a river in town. So we took a picture
Speaker 5: together with the water behind us. Later I saw that
Speaker 5: she cropped me out of the picture and captioned it
Speaker 5: much needed alone time. His family owned and ran a
Speaker 5: funeral home. Didn't have an issue with that, but he
Speaker 5: spent the latter part of dinner telling me what kind
Speaker 5: of makeup techniques he'd use on me if I died.
Speaker 3: No, that's an awesome that's an awesome person. Now there's
Speaker 3: a let's talk about the cropping out.
Speaker 1: Why are you looking at me? Man?
Speaker 3: I just have you ever been cropped out? Like? Of
Speaker 3: course somebody they post something on Facebook all the time,
Speaker 3: they cropped you out.
Speaker 2: So Susan's family right, like it's a family for like Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: They always put me on the end. Yeah, unless I
Speaker 2: like to look worm my weight in the middle.
Speaker 3: You Uh, it's happened to me once or twice. I'm like,
Speaker 3: did I get did I get cropped out?
Speaker 1: I get it? Everybody's dressed up.
Speaker 3: He's serious.
Speaker 1: I've got like a sacks and shirt on.
Speaker 5: Guy told me once that he had one foot bigger
Speaker 5: than the other. I didn't know what to say. Before
Speaker 5: I could stop myself, I said, so you walk around
Speaker 5: around in circles. Then he was so annoyed he got
Speaker 5: up and walked out. I sat there laughing with tears
Speaker 5: in my ass for ten minutes.
Speaker 3: If that's me, I get on Monday and ask her
Speaker 3: to marry me right away. I go, you just made
Speaker 3: a joke of my thing. I'm in. I'm in. We
Speaker 3: you marry me please.
Speaker 5: He took me to a restaurant and went to the
Speaker 5: bathroom a lot and stepped out off and to take calls.
Speaker 5: I thought it was weird. Then the waiter said, you know,
Speaker 5: he's at another table with a blonde woman right now. Boy,
Speaker 5: he had two first dates at once.
Speaker 1: I took two girls.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I pulled that off for.
Speaker 2: The stones in Indianapolis because I asked one girl to
Speaker 2: go and she was set. And then I got drunk
Speaker 2: and I was on Kelly's dance floor, Kelly's lounge.
Speaker 1: You the Stones with me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, two girls trip up Indianapolis and back.
Speaker 3: You know, I did the same house party, one on
Speaker 3: one floor and the other the other one.
Speaker 1: It was exhausted.
Speaker 3: I pulled it off though it was more of a game.
Speaker 3: But it was more of a game though, so it
Speaker 3: wasn't exhausting. It was like, I'm pulling this off.
Speaker 1: She didn't choose because halfway through the Stone.
Speaker 3: Oh, they both thought I was there with them.
Speaker 1: Well, they both of mine did too.
Speaker 2: About thought, well, I gotta choose one because you know,
Speaker 2: the Stone Show's almost over in this long rod back.
Speaker 3: Now, you need accomplices. You can't do this on your own.
Speaker 3: You need your boys to sort of run interference or
Speaker 3: take one of them home, or you'll get out of there.
Speaker 5: He went to the bathroom and was gone for about
Speaker 5: an hour. I got worried and went to the bathroom
Speaker 5: to see if everything was okay. There he was hanging
Speaker 5: from the window trying to get out. It's awful for her,
Speaker 5: so awful.
Speaker 3: Yes, if it's a girl, it's one thing, But for guys,
Speaker 3: if a guy's doing it, it's like, do I smell?
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 5: And one more, One time I was on a date
Speaker 5: with this girl and she asked me what I wanted
Speaker 5: to order. I told her I was still trying to decide,
Speaker 5: and she shook her head and said, nope, can't do
Speaker 5: another libra, then got up and left.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, well of the signs.
Speaker 3: Look, ordering in restaurants is clearly a difference in the
Speaker 3: two genders it is men order food number four?
Speaker 1: Did you just say there's only two genders?
Speaker 5: What the heck? Twenty twenty five to twenty.
Speaker 1: Twenty three and you say stupid stuff?
Speaker 5: If there's not too how many?
Speaker 1: That's your part of the problem.
Speaker 5: Part of the problem.
Speaker 1: Man, you're a big part of the problem.
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