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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll let you tako one on one one w JARR.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking.

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<v Speaker 3>Idiots, all right. Reminder Rock the Bank catch giveaways. We'll

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<v Speaker 3>be picking up again right around nine oh five this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>That'll be the first of thirteen one thousand dollars giveaways

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<v Speaker 3>today alone here on JRR. We'll remind you when we

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<v Speaker 3>get closer. Don't you worry.

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<v Speaker 1>It'd be nice to gead into the weekend, you know, tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Thousand dollars you want today.

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<v Speaker 3>Throw a heck of a party with that. Let's begin

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<v Speaker 3>in Pennsylvania, Newton Township. It's about one hundred miles northwest

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<v Speaker 3>of Philly. Investigators there say that a woman had ordered

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<v Speaker 3>a grocery delivery through Instacart. Very common, obviously.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah he's rough, you know, like fast times.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody's busy, busy.

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<v Speaker 3>So she made one small mistake apparently in her process

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<v Speaker 3>of ordering the groceries from Instacart for delivery to the home,

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<v Speaker 3>shouldn't give her husband a heads up, and he shot

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<v Speaker 3>the delivery driver. Fortunately it was just in the leg,

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<v Speaker 3>not a life threatening situation.

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<v Speaker 2>But bad shot husband.

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<v Speaker 1>Thankfully, he's telling police I thought it was an intruder.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't intrude. They said it on your doorstep, which

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<v Speaker 1>you have to ask the question, is this one of

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<v Speaker 1>these dudes just itching to use his gun, like checked

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<v Speaker 1>your hand, looking, just looking for already any any situation

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<v Speaker 1>that bug guy, when you come over, you're cleaning out

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<v Speaker 1>the spiderwebs on my awning. You better have your name

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<v Speaker 1>showing or I'm dropping you with the spiders.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd just wow as I saw this story, I just

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<v Speaker 3>I tried to put myself at home in this setting.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know, I don't know what it's like in

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<v Speaker 3>your neighborhood, but I would think it's pretty commonplace to

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<v Speaker 3>see lots of delivery vehicles and delivery folks stopping and

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<v Speaker 3>going up the doors and doing this and doing that,

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<v Speaker 3>and never really dawns on me that I might need

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<v Speaker 3>to shoot one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and again he's not in, He is not intruding.

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<v Speaker 1>He's bringing groceries to your door. He didn't come in

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<v Speaker 1>because we had uber eats last night, Uh wife, lord,

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<v Speaker 1>burghers and whatever. And they just drop it at your

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<v Speaker 1>front door and you know that they're there.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope you got that thing inside quick, you'd have

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<v Speaker 3>some cold uber eats going better.

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<v Speaker 2>Believe I was jumping the shower.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, hey, that uber eats comes, you may want

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<v Speaker 1>to put it in high gear, locked teddy in the

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<v Speaker 1>back room so it didn't scare off the uber eats

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<v Speaker 1>people because it's gonna cowbirds.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Well, if you thought that was ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>Florida man' fload of man's fload.

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<v Speaker 1>Man got to be a flooring man. He's got to

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<v Speaker 1>be a flying man.

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<v Speaker 3>All right. Well, this is a whole new entry into

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<v Speaker 3>the Florida man category. We're gonna go down to Palm

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<v Speaker 3>Beach County in South Florida, Boca Ratone at a country

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<v Speaker 3>club there over the weekends. Fifty two year old Florida man.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna I have this story on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, Okay, this is the Florida man in question.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, is a a Boca Ratone. He's on country club,

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<v Speaker 1>which means it's a nice country club.

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<v Speaker 3>He is a fifty two year old lawyer in South

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<v Speaker 3>Florida who is attending a wedding and a wedding reception

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<v Speaker 3>being held at this country club. What happened, Well, The

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<v Speaker 3>meal that was being served was a buffet style featuring

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<v Speaker 3>a Prime Rib carving station. Right and uh. Mark Rower,

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<v Speaker 3>the fifty two year old in question, became enraged when

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<v Speaker 3>someone let two young girls cut in line Prime rib

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<v Speaker 3>carving station. He took one of those you know, heavy

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<v Speaker 3>plates and smashed it over the dude's head. What the

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<v Speaker 3>two girls in the Prime rib carving station?

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is like a line to get in

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<v Speaker 1>a movie that's Prime Rib, and I wanted I could

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<v Speaker 1>see you doing this.

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<v Speaker 3>Pat going. Look, don't get me wrong, I love Prime

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<v Speaker 3>maybe even a little more than the next guy, but

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<v Speaker 3>I'm certainly not going to disrupt the wedding reception with

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<v Speaker 3>violence to get to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, Florida man, small plate over another dude's head because

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<v Speaker 1>of carving station. Yeah, yeah, I don't like it. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>get me wrong. I love I love Prime Rib just

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<v Speaker 1>like you like you're saying. But don't get me wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I can't stand it when people cut the line

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<v Speaker 1>like that.

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<v Speaker 3>That That piss me. Here's what makes it worse, though,

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<v Speaker 3>this isn't your standard, I'm gonna cut somebody in line.

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<v Speaker 3>It turns out the two young girls were like the

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<v Speaker 3>daughters of the guy who like it was there like

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<v Speaker 3>their dad. Okay, girls get in line here with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're with me at the and the this jackass

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<v Speaker 1>crushes a plate over your head in front of your kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Lawyer who was bee lining it to the prime rib

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<v Speaker 3>carving station?

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<v Speaker 1>How many bourbons doep? You think he was? I garrinff

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<v Speaker 1>and tee.

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<v Speaker 2>That's there. It was just piped. These ottle girls in

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<v Speaker 2>front of me. They might get that end piece.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you who probably should be breathing the biggest

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<v Speaker 3>sigh of relief here. Whoever the person was cutting the

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<v Speaker 3>slices off the carving station, because you know, however big

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<v Speaker 3>it was, wasn't going to be big enough for this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, he would have taken action on him.

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<v Speaker 1>Shoe in the face, Yeah, a little slab. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a It's like the sole of a shoe.

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<v Speaker 3>I want a big fat.

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<v Speaker 1>So you just had a wedding. This saidn't all about you.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you think it is because you're a big lawyer.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on evening rush hour in Manila in the Philippines.

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<v Speaker 1>Pat we're having some updates at the text line that

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<v Speaker 1>the ones from Walmart will come in your house and

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<v Speaker 1>put your food up to Now, I googled that. In

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<v Speaker 1>between while we were talking about Prime Ribman.

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<v Speaker 3>Time out, Ime out, you're talking about the Walmart delivery. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>I've seen those commercials I've seen, but those are the

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<v Speaker 3>Walmart delivery drive. This was an Insta cart driver.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And I googled Instacart if they if they do it.

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<v Speaker 1>From what I saw, they do not, and please let

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<v Speaker 1>me know at two two five two six. They do

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<v Speaker 1>not bring it in your house and put it in

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<v Speaker 1>your fridge. They have it said, they have insulated bags

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<v Speaker 1>that they'll leave that you know, freezer.

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<v Speaker 3>So this this was an Insta cart driver. This was

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<v Speaker 3>not one of those Walmart Walmart pre arranged Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 3>know where the key is or their code to come

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<v Speaker 3>in and put the stuff away, which.

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<v Speaker 1>We know the Walmart deal, so don't text about that.

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<v Speaker 1>But seeing the commercial, yes, but if it's if it's Instacart,

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<v Speaker 1>they have access. Please at two G five two six,

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<v Speaker 1>let us know. Are you letting somebody come in here house?

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody from Walmart come in your house and put your groceries.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 3>I always said that whole arrangement struck me as kind

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<v Speaker 3>of odd.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm good. Just well, if you're stuck at work.

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<v Speaker 3>First off, if let me just point this out, if

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<v Speaker 3>you're having and if you do this, this is fine.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not trying to judge. I'm just asking and trying

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<v Speaker 3>to learn here from this. I saw that commercial and

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<v Speaker 3>the first thing that hit me was you're so g

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<v Speaker 3>d lazy that not only are you having to half

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<v Speaker 3>the stuff delivered, but they have to bring it in

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<v Speaker 3>and put it away for you working. Hold on, hold on.

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<v Speaker 3>But then the next question again, I'm just asking questions here,

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<v Speaker 3>how do they know where to put it? That means

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<v Speaker 3>you're gonna have to take even more time to arrange

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<v Speaker 3>for a meeting for this delivery drive to come over

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<v Speaker 3>and you show them in a training session where everything

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<v Speaker 3>goes You're.

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<v Speaker 2>Not doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just gonna put it in there and then you

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<v Speaker 1>rearrange it how you want. They're sitting like pat They're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna come in and clean your toilets when they drop

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<v Speaker 1>it off too. This is just a friggin' delivery.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want to hear about the traffic jam and

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<v Speaker 3>the Tuesday night rush hour in Manila in the Philippines.

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<v Speaker 2>I could talk about instacart for a while myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I like the call ahead at Public's where you call,

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<v Speaker 1>they do the shopping for you, and then you just

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<v Speaker 1>wait in a special parking space, which I know a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Of our listeners have parked in. I know they weren't

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to.

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<v Speaker 3>You know. I see those every time I pull on

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<v Speaker 3>the lot and I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I'm doing it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, I've been tempted. I'm not gonna lie. I'm tempted.

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<v Speaker 1>Instacart leaves it at the front door to specifically avoid

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<v Speaker 1>situations like a shooting.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. Okay, what's this? Uh? This backup? Is it

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<v Speaker 2>on an I ten because the ice No.

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<v Speaker 3>It's in Manila in the Philippines. Oh wow, the unusual

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<v Speaker 3>traffic jam caused when two coffins fell out of the

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<v Speaker 3>back of a van on the highway full Uh no,

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<v Speaker 3>luckily they were the contents were they were, I guess

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<v Speaker 3>en route to be used.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm not trying to be morbid because it's early.

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<v Speaker 3>Pictures on the Facebook page of this mess.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, not trying to be morbid.

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<v Speaker 3>Which wouldn't have been as bad of a which could

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<v Speaker 3>have been a lot worse mess. If you're following me, here.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not trying to be morbid.

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<v Speaker 1>Here you two coffins fall out of the back of

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<v Speaker 1>the van, and yes, it could have been messire if

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<v Speaker 1>they had bodies. If you're in the car behind and

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<v Speaker 1>you run it over, are you feeling super guilty? It

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<v Speaker 1>was person was already dead. Oh if there was a

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<v Speaker 1>stiff in there, yeah, they just said that there was

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<v Speaker 1>stiffs in age one. You just.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I wouldn't feel great for the family, feel bad, But.

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<v Speaker 3>In all honesty, as bad as I might feel, I'd

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<v Speaker 3>be more concerned I had done damage to my own car.

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