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Speaker 3: in Pennsylvania, Newton Township. It's about one hundred miles northwest
Speaker 3: of Philly. Investigators there say that a woman had ordered
Speaker 3: a grocery delivery through Instacart. Very common, obviously.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's rough, you know, like fast times.
Speaker 2: Everybody's busy, busy.
Speaker 3: So she made one small mistake apparently in her process
Speaker 3: of ordering the groceries from Instacart for delivery to the home,
Speaker 3: shouldn't give her husband a heads up, and he shot
Speaker 3: the delivery driver. Fortunately it was just in the leg,
Speaker 3: not a life threatening situation.
Speaker 2: But bad shot husband.
Speaker 1: Thankfully, he's telling police I thought it was an intruder.
Speaker 1: They don't intrude. They said it on your doorstep, which
Speaker 1: you have to ask the question, is this one of
Speaker 1: these dudes just itching to use his gun, like checked
Speaker 1: your hand, looking, just looking for already any any situation
Speaker 1: that bug guy, when you come over, you're cleaning out
Speaker 1: the spiderwebs on my awning. You better have your name
Speaker 1: showing or I'm dropping you with the spiders.
Speaker 3: I'd just wow as I saw this story, I just
Speaker 3: I tried to put myself at home in this setting.
Speaker 3: And you know, I don't know what it's like in
Speaker 3: your neighborhood, but I would think it's pretty commonplace to
Speaker 3: see lots of delivery vehicles and delivery folks stopping and
Speaker 3: going up the doors and doing this and doing that,
Speaker 3: and never really dawns on me that I might need
Speaker 3: to shoot one of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and again he's not in, He is not intruding.
Speaker 1: He's bringing groceries to your door. He didn't come in
Speaker 1: because we had uber eats last night, Uh wife, lord,
Speaker 1: burghers and whatever. And they just drop it at your
Speaker 1: front door and you know that they're there.
Speaker 3: I hope you got that thing inside quick, you'd have
Speaker 3: some cold uber eats going better.
Speaker 2: Believe I was jumping the shower.
Speaker 1: I said, hey, that uber eats comes, you may want
Speaker 1: to put it in high gear, locked teddy in the
Speaker 1: back room so it didn't scare off the uber eats
Speaker 1: people because it's gonna cowbirds.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, if you thought that was ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Florida man' fload of man's fload.
Speaker 1: Man got to be a flooring man. He's got to
Speaker 1: be a flying man.
Speaker 3: All right. Well, this is a whole new entry into
Speaker 3: the Florida man category. We're gonna go down to Palm
Speaker 3: Beach County in South Florida, Boca Ratone at a country
Speaker 3: club there over the weekends. Fifty two year old Florida man.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I have this story on our Facebook page.
Speaker 3: By the way, Okay, this is the Florida man in question.
Speaker 1: Okay, is a a Boca Ratone. He's on country club,
Speaker 1: which means it's a nice country club.
Speaker 3: He is a fifty two year old lawyer in South
Speaker 3: Florida who is attending a wedding and a wedding reception
Speaker 3: being held at this country club. What happened, Well, The
Speaker 3: meal that was being served was a buffet style featuring
Speaker 3: a Prime Rib carving station. Right and uh. Mark Rower,
Speaker 3: the fifty two year old in question, became enraged when
Speaker 3: someone let two young girls cut in line Prime rib
Speaker 3: carving station. He took one of those you know, heavy
Speaker 3: plates and smashed it over the dude's head. What the
Speaker 3: two girls in the Prime rib carving station?
Speaker 1: I think this is like a line to get in
Speaker 1: a movie that's Prime Rib, and I wanted I could
Speaker 1: see you doing this.
Speaker 3: Pat going. Look, don't get me wrong, I love Prime
Speaker 3: maybe even a little more than the next guy, but
Speaker 3: I'm certainly not going to disrupt the wedding reception with
Speaker 3: violence to get to it.
Speaker 1: Wow, Florida man, small plate over another dude's head because
Speaker 1: of carving station. Yeah, yeah, I don't like it. Don't
Speaker 1: get me wrong. I love I love Prime Rib just
Speaker 1: like you like you're saying. But don't get me wrong,
Speaker 1: I'm I can't stand it when people cut the line
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: That That piss me. Here's what makes it worse, though,
Speaker 3: this isn't your standard, I'm gonna cut somebody in line.
Speaker 3: It turns out the two young girls were like the
Speaker 3: daughters of the guy who like it was there like
Speaker 3: their dad. Okay, girls get in line here with me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're with me at the and the this jackass
Speaker 1: crushes a plate over your head in front of your kids.
Speaker 3: Lawyer who was bee lining it to the prime rib
Speaker 3: carving station?
Speaker 1: How many bourbons doep? You think he was? I garrinff
Speaker 1: and tee.
Speaker 2: That's there. It was just piped. These ottle girls in
Speaker 2: front of me. They might get that end piece.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you who probably should be breathing the biggest
Speaker 3: sigh of relief here. Whoever the person was cutting the
Speaker 3: slices off the carving station, because you know, however big
Speaker 3: it was, wasn't going to be big enough for this guy.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he would have taken action on him.
Speaker 1: Shoe in the face, Yeah, a little slab. Come on,
Speaker 1: it's like a It's like the sole of a shoe.
Speaker 3: I want a big fat.
Speaker 1: So you just had a wedding. This saidn't all about you.
Speaker 1: I know you think it is because you're a big lawyer.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 3: Come on evening rush hour in Manila in the Philippines.
Speaker 1: Pat we're having some updates at the text line that
Speaker 1: the ones from Walmart will come in your house and
Speaker 1: put your food up to Now, I googled that. In
Speaker 1: between while we were talking about Prime Ribman.
Speaker 3: Time out, Ime out, you're talking about the Walmart delivery. Yes,
Speaker 3: I've seen those commercials I've seen, but those are the
Speaker 3: Walmart delivery drive. This was an Insta cart driver.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I googled Instacart if they if they do it.
Speaker 1: From what I saw, they do not, and please let
Speaker 1: me know at two two five two six. They do
Speaker 1: not bring it in your house and put it in
Speaker 1: your fridge. They have it said, they have insulated bags
Speaker 1: that they'll leave that you know, freezer.
Speaker 3: So this this was an Insta cart driver. This was
Speaker 3: not one of those Walmart Walmart pre arranged Yeah, you
Speaker 3: know where the key is or their code to come
Speaker 3: in and put the stuff away, which.
Speaker 1: We know the Walmart deal, so don't text about that.
Speaker 1: But seeing the commercial, yes, but if it's if it's Instacart,
Speaker 1: they have access. Please at two G five two six,
Speaker 1: let us know. Are you letting somebody come in here house?
Speaker 1: Somebody from Walmart come in your house and put your groceries.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I always said that whole arrangement struck me as kind
Speaker 3: of odd.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good. Just well, if you're stuck at work.
Speaker 3: First off, if let me just point this out, if
Speaker 3: you're having and if you do this, this is fine.
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to judge. I'm just asking and trying
Speaker 3: to learn here from this. I saw that commercial and
Speaker 3: the first thing that hit me was you're so g
Speaker 3: d lazy that not only are you having to half
Speaker 3: the stuff delivered, but they have to bring it in
Speaker 3: and put it away for you working. Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 3: But then the next question again, I'm just asking questions here,
Speaker 3: how do they know where to put it? That means
Speaker 3: you're gonna have to take even more time to arrange
Speaker 3: for a meeting for this delivery drive to come over
Speaker 3: and you show them in a training session where everything
Speaker 3: goes You're.
Speaker 2: Not doing that.
Speaker 1: They're just gonna put it in there and then you
Speaker 1: rearrange it how you want. They're sitting like pat They're
Speaker 1: gonna come in and clean your toilets when they drop
Speaker 1: it off too. This is just a friggin' delivery.
Speaker 3: Do you want to hear about the traffic jam and
Speaker 3: the Tuesday night rush hour in Manila in the Philippines.
Speaker 2: I could talk about instacart for a while myself.
Speaker 1: I like the call ahead at Public's where you call,
Speaker 1: they do the shopping for you, and then you just
Speaker 1: wait in a special parking space, which I know a lot.
Speaker 2: Of our listeners have parked in. I know they weren't
Speaker 2: supposed to.
Speaker 3: You know. I see those every time I pull on
Speaker 3: the lot and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, I'm doing it.
Speaker 3: No, No, I've been tempted. I'm not gonna lie. I'm tempted.
Speaker 1: Instacart leaves it at the front door to specifically avoid
Speaker 1: situations like a shooting.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Okay, what's this? Uh? This backup? Is it
Speaker 2: on an I ten because the ice No.
Speaker 3: It's in Manila in the Philippines. Oh wow, the unusual
Speaker 3: traffic jam caused when two coffins fell out of the
Speaker 3: back of a van on the highway full Uh no,
Speaker 3: luckily they were the contents were they were, I guess
Speaker 3: en route to be used.
Speaker 2: And I'm not trying to be morbid because it's early.
Speaker 3: Pictures on the Facebook page of this mess.
Speaker 2: Okay, not trying to be morbid.
Speaker 3: Which wouldn't have been as bad of a which could
Speaker 3: have been a lot worse mess. If you're following me, here.
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to be morbid.
Speaker 1: Here you two coffins fall out of the back of
Speaker 1: the van, and yes, it could have been messire if
Speaker 1: they had bodies. If you're in the car behind and
Speaker 1: you run it over, are you feeling super guilty? It
Speaker 1: was person was already dead. Oh if there was a
Speaker 1: stiff in there, yeah, they just said that there was
Speaker 1: stiffs in age one. You just.
Speaker 2: I mean, I wouldn't feel great for the family, feel bad, But.
Speaker 3: In all honesty, as bad as I might feel, I'd
Speaker 3: be more concerned I had done damage to my own car.
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