Speaker 1: Welcome to the Cult of cryptis Strange of counters, of
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Speaker 1: This is Tom Thompson Costenos New Raptilian from Strange Group podcast,
Speaker 1: and we're here I called the Conspiracy to talk about
Speaker 1: some bizarre and strange things. So strap in for this
Speaker 1: wild and hilarious ride. Now to the show, everybody. The
Speaker 1: curtains are open. We're checking tickets at the door. It's
Speaker 1: about to get strange, everybody.
Speaker 3: I wish I had a vampire coming to my house. Welcome,
Speaker 3: sucked off, get in a while.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the show. Everybody out there. What's going on
Speaker 4: is we're greasing the polls. Sash, I grease the poles
Speaker 4: for the spooky season. If I found like I have
Speaker 4: a lisp, it's because I'm wearing vampire fings. It won't
Speaker 4: be the whole.
Speaker 2: Episode punched them in the mouth earlier.
Speaker 4: Okay, what's going on everybody? You know who I am?
Speaker 4: I am talm Oh do you even have what you
Speaker 4: usually have?
Speaker 3: I was gonna but you you interrupted? Yeah, like you
Speaker 3: usually do. Uh, I don't know. I like the vampire one.
Speaker 3: I got another one. It's like my friend. Well it
Speaker 3: was just like last week my friend. They dare me
Speaker 3: to take like schizophrenic drugs. Yeah, and then he disappeared.
Speaker 4: That's actually quite hilarious. Uh you know me, I am
Speaker 4: Tom kat aka Tom Thompson.
Speaker 3: And who do we have all? My name is Billy.
Speaker 3: That's very charter. That's awesome.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got the vampires saying for this spooky specific
Speaker 4: episode greasing the polls to the Halloween season.
Speaker 3: Uh see, how are you two listenings?
Speaker 5: M eventually take him out the polls.
Speaker 3: There you go, you're done. You did it. It's over,
Speaker 3: You're done. We're talking about them empires. Maybe that's why
Speaker 3: they fucking talk like that, because they all got a
Speaker 3: list I know, vampiles.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're talking about vampires, but specifically vampires of Ontario.
Speaker 5: Are getting the stupid fucking things out.
Speaker 3: So what's going on?
Speaker 4: Everybody? I'm excited. I love Halloween. You know we're just
Speaker 4: greasing the polls for the Halloween season.
Speaker 3: Fuck have it.
Speaker 4: We have a special. We'll have a special live special,
Speaker 4: but off the top. Obviously this is tell the fans case.
Speaker 4: So October twenty eighth, the live special is at six
Speaker 4: thirty and you can find it on Facebook.
Speaker 2: YouTube six thirty.
Speaker 4: It's just because Aaron's gonna be joining us, and Aaron
Speaker 4: is in Ireland. You know what time will be in Ireland,
Speaker 4: like twelve o'clock. It'll be like midnight when he joins us.
Speaker 3: Well, he's already staying up some midnight, so stay up
Speaker 3: till one. He's gonna be.
Speaker 4: Up because the live session were do a lot of
Speaker 4: fun things, show some videos. The live Stors's gonna be
Speaker 4: a lot of fun. And then for the Halloween Special,
Speaker 4: as we do every year, you will see Me, Billy
Speaker 4: and Anton on that one. Will all be dressed up.
Speaker 4: So don't forget to tune into last.
Speaker 3: Two because you won't recognize them, nor will you remember
Speaker 3: their voices.
Speaker 5: For this episode, I have vodka.
Speaker 2: Part on the thing and it's supposed.
Speaker 3: To look like blood.
Speaker 5: See liked everything's read right now in the studio because the.
Speaker 3: Light, you know, it feels like we're going to bed.
Speaker 3: Can we please turn on the other one?
Speaker 4: Like we're in the red light district. We're fucking partying,
Speaker 4: manting some hookers and ship.
Speaker 2: That's what I mean. We'd be going to bed.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, Okay, now I got my six hookers.
Speaker 3: Now I just want set.
Speaker 4: And you know, we got all this stuff coming for Halloween.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be super exciting. So, as I say to
Speaker 4: the audio listeners and people that usually tune in audio,
Speaker 4: you know, subscribe to the YouTube.
Speaker 5: Just look up Stranger Podcast and we'll see if it.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you can air to bit shoot,
Speaker 4: but we create a bit shoot just in case, and
Speaker 4: you can just look up Stranger Podcast and you can
Speaker 4: find us on bit shoot. It's just starting off with
Speaker 4: It's like YouTube but not censored. You can find against
Speaker 4: a Pharma and the Shots and the Government and Bill
Speaker 4: Gates and a lot of stuff like that. But a
Speaker 4: lot of podcasters put stuff up on like stay rock Fin,
Speaker 4: which I still gotta we could be on Rock Fin.
Speaker 4: I'm just fucking been too busy to get all my
Speaker 4: shit figured out for that. But shoots easy I'm just
Speaker 4: starting to load up episodes on there now, So if
Speaker 4: you go subscribe to bit shoot, I would very much
Speaker 4: appreciate that.
Speaker 3: I have even seen that. I'd love to see all
Speaker 3: the uncensored ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and uh it's it will be for episodes too
Speaker 4: that if say they get pulled from YouTube, will hopefully
Speaker 4: be able to put them up on bit shoot.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 4: It's like the episode me and Wan did where we
Speaker 4: talked about the Freedom Convoy that got pulled from YouTube
Speaker 4: and I lost the video though again, and then I
Speaker 4: was like, so I wasn't able to Yeah, so we
Speaker 4: are talking about vampires.
Speaker 5: Sexy sexy vampires.
Speaker 2: Honestly, like in the right amount of alcohol.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, vampires are a strange thing to begin with.
Speaker 4: Right there, put put put your dick in the hole.
Speaker 2: See what happens. Like, I'm all right with that.
Speaker 3: I bet they do some tongue work before they cut
Speaker 3: it off and then they give you a little bit.
Speaker 5: There is a there is a specific there's a specific movie. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I get used to whoa, there is a there is
Speaker 5: a specific movie. I don't which There is definitely a
Speaker 5: horror movie where the chick like bites into the fucking
Speaker 5: guy guys.
Speaker 3: You're sitting in the fucking dark for so long.
Speaker 4: Changed the lighting because Billy was falling asleep in the
Speaker 4: red light district. Jesus Chris, So I have my blood
Speaker 4: drink for this specific episode. Yeah, so Evan Patters it is,
Speaker 4: and like you know, when it comes to vampires, obviously,
Speaker 4: and uh, a specific episode it would be out after
Speaker 4: this one. But uh for Aaron Show, first class horror,
Speaker 4: class cast horror, we'll be talking about all different types
Speaker 4: of vampire horror movies. It's gonna be a lot of
Speaker 4: fucking fun.
Speaker 3: Do you like that.
Speaker 4: I've been watching a bunch man, I've watched an interview
Speaker 4: with the vampire. I've watched Near Dark, which I've never
Speaker 4: seen before, or maybe I saw when I was a kid.
Speaker 4: That one was pretty good. It has I can't remember
Speaker 4: that douchebag's name, but that one was pretty good. I've
Speaker 4: been watching a lot of the Hammer films, which are
Speaker 4: my fucking favorite. I just got into them. Didn't know
Speaker 4: about the films beforehand, and it was during the sixties.
Speaker 4: And for the people on YouTube, when you we played
Speaker 4: an intro, Billy was a vampire. That was Christopher Lee
Speaker 4: from Lord of the Rings. And he used to play Dracula.
Speaker 3: Oh cool.
Speaker 4: And and it was in the sixties when they're trying
Speaker 4: to revive like Frankenstein, and they just put out all
Speaker 4: these crazy movies, lower budget but all real costumes.
Speaker 5: But it was, uh, it was kind of to revive
Speaker 5: all that shit, and it was pretty good.
Speaker 4: And we watched them outside and I was like, these
Speaker 4: are actually kind of awesome because it's like the sixties
Speaker 4: vibes and everything, and so.
Speaker 5: I can watch all those tons of vampire shit.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm the only one I ever watched was
Speaker 3: the one with the Flight of the Concords.
Speaker 5: People, you've never seen any vampire movie.
Speaker 3: The one with the Flight of the Concords.
Speaker 4: Haven't seen Dracula. I watched Dracula two thousand. That didn't
Speaker 4: really hold up.
Speaker 3: I can't say I've ever sat through the whole thing.
Speaker 4: Interview with the Vampire, you know, interview of the Vampire,
Speaker 4: the gayest vampire movie ever.
Speaker 3: I'm sure he'd probably had him on an interview. It
Speaker 3: was like casting coach. It's no and it's kind of
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 5: It has it has Brad Pit and.
Speaker 4: The scientology douche Tom Cruise and it's just like they're
Speaker 4: very hints at their like gay together or they love
Speaker 4: each other, and it's it's it's strange. And then they
Speaker 4: turn fucking Kirsten Dunce to a vampire when she's like
Speaker 4: a child, and then.
Speaker 3: She like has the maturity.
Speaker 4: Another thing with vampires, right, you don't die, right, so
Speaker 4: it's somebody you die and then come back, so to speak.
Speaker 4: But the thing is they turn on when she's like eleven,
Speaker 4: which is like when I'm on I do a lot
Speaker 4: of psychedelics now microdose all the time, and you start
Speaker 4: to see things that are probably symbolic in movies and
Speaker 4: stuff like that. And it's very kind of pedophilic because
Speaker 4: she's like a eleven year old girl, but she's growing
Speaker 4: in her mind mentally, like maturely, but she's stuck inside
Speaker 4: that body. So it's kind of weird because you think
Speaker 4: about that if somebody bites you right now with vampire, right,
Speaker 4: you would stay the same age, but mentally and maturely
Speaker 4: you would grow.
Speaker 3: That, right, I know.
Speaker 4: And then so she's trying like she's kind of connected
Speaker 4: with Brad Pitt and there's kind of like they have
Speaker 4: like a dance scene where it seems like they're very much,
Speaker 4: you know, into each other. And it's just like she
Speaker 4: kind of seems to want him, but she can't because
Speaker 4: she's a fucking child. It is very strange.
Speaker 3: I mean she probably could if she really wanted them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's in today's society. Yeah, maps are becoming a thing.
Speaker 5: So apps.
Speaker 3: Maps you don't know about, Like like are you talking
Speaker 3: about like like uh, pedophile maps. Yeah, like like maps.
Speaker 4: Like it's uh, it's minor attracted persons. That's what they're
Speaker 4: coming out with now, and they're trying to link themselves
Speaker 4: in which it's not because Antonine, we be.
Speaker 2: Mad part of me what minor. So so like we can't.
Speaker 4: Use the word pedophile anymore because like it's not their fault.
Speaker 3: They're attracted to children, damn.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fucked man, it's and it's coming on like
Speaker 4: psychology and like coologists and stuff like that.
Speaker 5: Psychology majors.
Speaker 4: I saw a woman that was like, I'm a psychiatrist,
Speaker 4: and you know what, they're just known as maps.
Speaker 5: They're attraction.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing though, Like to be fair, like yeah,
Speaker 3: that's something fucked up with your head. It's kind of
Speaker 3: like it's like anything else that you do, like if
Speaker 3: you're a drinker. Like, okay, yes, sometimes people like generally
Speaker 3: can't help that. That's addiction. You can break addiction. That
Speaker 3: being said, whether it's their fault or not, they just
Speaker 3: need to die. You can't. We can't be having this.
Speaker 3: This is not okay. I'm so sorry that this has
Speaker 3: affected you, but you're bye.
Speaker 4: Scrap brom me to get the fire up back.
Speaker 3: That sounds like Will Ferrell, Yeah, me to get the
Speaker 3: fire back. Oh, I knew. It's like you're not on fire, Bobby.
Speaker 4: They're talking about vampires and like we're gonna get into
Speaker 4: it when we talk about it on First Class whole
Speaker 4: with Me Aaron Anton and all the different vampire movies.
Speaker 4: But he is an interesting thing because obviously it might
Speaker 4: have to do with the fucking reptilians who fucking knows
Speaker 4: ding ding, But that that ancient culture out it's always.
Speaker 3: Been a story for a long time, I know.
Speaker 4: And uh so there's a lot of strange things to
Speaker 4: do with vampires obviously, and how you know, you stay
Speaker 4: young and you have to consume. But then in the interview,
Speaker 4: the vampire does play it very well where he's like
Speaker 4: Brad Pitt's character literally drinks the blood of rats at
Speaker 4: the beginning, because he doesn't want to consume human beings because.
Speaker 5: He didn't really want to be turned a bunch of
Speaker 5: vampire rats.
Speaker 2: Is that where they're fucking everywhere?
Speaker 5: I think he just sucks them till they're dry, so
Speaker 5: to speak.
Speaker 3: So if you did that to a person, is that
Speaker 3: how they kill you? If they like suck, you'd tell
Speaker 3: you're dry? Do not turn into a vampire? Die?
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're just getting a bite, right, he'll turn
Speaker 4: into a vampire. But if you they suck all the
Speaker 4: blood out of you, you're gonna die.
Speaker 2: Dog's trying to break in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking Charlie.
Speaker 4: Yes, So we're talking about vampires and it's just a
Speaker 4: it is a strange thing.
Speaker 5: It's been in culture for a long time. And then
Speaker 5: you know you're And.
Speaker 4: That's why it's interesting because like he doesn't want to
Speaker 4: kill people because it's an infliction.
Speaker 5: It's a curse essentially, and.
Speaker 2: They's, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 3: Fuck it? Like after embrace it after seven hundred years,
Speaker 3: you're just like my morals, I'm kind of done with them,
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 5: So if a place like Sleepy Hollow has any equivalent
Speaker 5: in Canada, it is arguably the quiet back country east
Speaker 5: of Algonquin Park instead of comprising the hill country of
Speaker 5: Hudson River, and this enchanted region constitutes the watershed of
Speaker 5: the Madawaska River. Rather than accompanied by the descendants and
Speaker 5: accommodating the descendants of the Dutch settlers, the area is
Speaker 5: populated by Irish, Scottish, German and especially Polish immigrants.
Speaker 3: What do you think.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and back in the.
Speaker 2: Day, oh, I thought you were talking about right now.
Speaker 3: When they first started migrating, Like, I'm ninety percent sure,
Speaker 3: Like mo of Algonquin is like sixteen white bitches, sixteen
Speaker 3: year you're going camping? Yeah.
Speaker 4: And essentially back then when these Dutch, Irish, Shtlers and
Speaker 4: German and Polish and all these different types of people
Speaker 4: first moved to Canada, there was there was so and
Speaker 4: the region is steep with folklore and superstition, and like
Speaker 4: Sleepy Hollow, some of its inhabitants are prone to might
Speaker 4: they say, exotic beliefs?
Speaker 5: Might they say, ad So.
Speaker 4: That goes because there is an article on the strange
Speaker 4: death of an eighteen year old girl from Palmer Rapper Rapids, Ontario.
Speaker 3: Palmer have you other power Rapids I'm assuming that's by Algonquin.
Speaker 4: I'm assuming there's rapids there probably, and who drowned herself?
Speaker 4: So how do you drowned yourself in the Madagascar? In
Speaker 4: the Madagascar, which is I think it's a river or yeah,
Speaker 4: it's Madagascar.
Speaker 3: I'm assuming it has water.
Speaker 5: If she drowned and in the summer, and that was
Speaker 5: in the summer of nineteen forty eight, prompted by the
Speaker 5: teachings of strange secretarian cult that her father had invented.
Speaker 2: Isn't it didn't they do a study? Isn't it impossible
Speaker 2: to drown yourself?
Speaker 5: Okay, billy, think about a water a body of water.
Speaker 3: Well, I guess like if you physically like put like
Speaker 3: weights on you. I thought you meant like somebody just
Speaker 3: put their face in it. And it's like I thought,
Speaker 3: I read that summer. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 5: Like they can you drown in a couple of water?
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, well no restraints or anything, but you just
Speaker 3: like you literally like go like, here's my body, nothing's
Speaker 3: tying me down. I'm going to drown myself. I'm pretty sure,
Speaker 3: like they did studies where it's like physically impossible to
Speaker 3: do that. Because your body will reject it and you
Speaker 3: will come to Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's just like the same way of trying to suffogout yourself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean, but your body's like, nah,
Speaker 3: can't We're gonna keep living.
Speaker 5: Think about it if you swim to it, like you know, maybe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, And then I thought you're coming up.
Speaker 3: You're like when you say drowned yourself, not just drowned,
Speaker 3: it means like, in my mind, it's like you forced
Speaker 3: your into this water and you held yourself there until
Speaker 3: you died. That's true, right, Or she could have put
Speaker 3: like cement blocks on her feet out fucking.
Speaker 4: But she drowned herself, they say, in the summer of
Speaker 4: nineteen forty eight and the so she just drowned, and
Speaker 4: she was surrounded by the teachings of a strange secretarian
Speaker 4: cult that her father invented.
Speaker 3: Actually, you're already right. This is sketchy because they say, yourself,
Speaker 3: if she just drowned for any occasion whatsoever, people just
Speaker 3: say she drowned.
Speaker 2: But like, but they had to go out of their
Speaker 2: way to be like, we didn't do it. She drowned herself.
Speaker 4: And this is uh, did I say I have cranberry
Speaker 4: and vodka water? Did I say that vodka in?
Speaker 3: It was like blood, you said vodka and cranberry? Is
Speaker 3: that vodka? Water and cranberry?
Speaker 5: Is that what you're fucking cranberry juice and vodka straight?
Speaker 2: I was like, you fucking pussy and.
Speaker 5: High microdos okay? And I was like fucking Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5: Every episode like microdosing and ship and the one episode
Speaker 5: we did with the wolf and the bowl, yeah, it
Speaker 5: was all about Paulics. I took uh fucking almost a
Speaker 5: gram and I was like the beginning my trip was
Speaker 5: started saying maybe I took too much, and I was
Speaker 5: like just zoned out considering on the computer.
Speaker 4: It kind of it doesn't look like normal, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean, Like maybe this was a bad idea.
Speaker 5: As I thought it was his microdsing and I was like,
Speaker 5: maybe I took a couple too many pills.
Speaker 3: Like fuck, you say it breaks addiction, but you're addicted
Speaker 3: to it.
Speaker 5: I'm addicted to being happy because it makes me feel happy.
Speaker 2: Fucking same, but that's essence.
Speaker 3: Afterwards you feel like shit. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I can do high doros and mushrooms and I feel
Speaker 5: like shit The next.
Speaker 3: Day I can drink ninety of these and I wake
Speaker 3: up just fine. I don't get hangovers.
Speaker 4: Uh, Billy is a strange creature. Maybe you are a vampire.
Speaker 4: Fucking pale knees. I should have turned the cares your
Speaker 4: fucking knees.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna play with them.
Speaker 4: So the first like, the first permanent like community that
Speaker 4: these Polish Canadians established was in the village of will
Speaker 4: Know on tap. Don't even know where that is. And
Speaker 4: I'm in Ontario. We're in Ontario right now. We're inside
Speaker 4: of Ontario. I don't know where that is.
Speaker 3: Google Maps. I'm sure that will Know like w I
Speaker 3: l l n O.
Speaker 5: W l w I l n O will No, will No, Ontario, Ontario.
Speaker 5: How far is the premiere? Almost five hours Holy ship.
Speaker 5: So it's up north.
Speaker 3: Probably can't be so in the States, it's uh, it's
Speaker 3: it looks like it's about an hour east of Ottawa.
Speaker 3: I see you see Pembrooke, So it's in it it's
Speaker 3: by Pembroke. No, it's Ontario. Oh yeah, it was like
Speaker 3: it's said Ontario, Ontario.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, true, true, Okay, So and obviously they're the
Speaker 4: Polish people brought their fucking strange superstition and all the
Speaker 4: stuff that comes with it. The Cashub, the Cashub immigrants,
Speaker 4: immigrants who sett in Ontario, like Poles the world over.
Speaker 4: They were very staunt Roman Catholics, the Polish, I guess,
Speaker 4: but like they're a sect of people just like this.
Speaker 4: This chip that drowned herself was in a cult. She's
Speaker 4: a cult, a Secretarian cult, which essentially it's like a
Speaker 4: super religious cult, but it's a section of Christianity essentially.
Speaker 4: That's why Secretarian, which I had to look up because
Speaker 4: I was like, what the fuck is that ship?
Speaker 3: I was just like a horse cult, a sector called
Speaker 3: it was a good horse called the Secretarian. Why why
Speaker 3: this Secretarian that was like the world's most famous racehorse?
Speaker 5: Why would I know that?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 5: The common knowledge? Extremely strange. You're a strange fellow.
Speaker 3: It's not me.
Speaker 2: If one person did not know that before I said
Speaker 2: it sent.
Speaker 3: Me a message is a nuisance I like the ones
Speaker 3: that you got.
Speaker 4: Uh so, uh so, obviously it is strange. So they
Speaker 4: came over here, the very staunch Roman Catholics. In addition
Speaker 4: to their Catholic faith faith however, the first uh they
Speaker 4: were the first non terror of the Cashups imported an
Speaker 4: older folk religion into the Madagascar valley. Okay okay uh
Speaker 4: and they they supposedly were compiled of their Catholicism.
Speaker 5: This and the shadowy tapestry tapestry, tapestry tapestry, it's whatever
Speaker 5: you every want to pronounce it.
Speaker 6: To mees right, fork folklore and superstition they brought with
Speaker 6: them was a product of the Eastern europe relic of
Speaker 6: old Slavic ancestors.
Speaker 4: This weird tradition, this old religion constitutes a belief in hexes,
Speaker 4: black magic, and various supernatural entities and prescribed methods by
Speaker 4: which people could protect themselves from these malevolent forces and
Speaker 4: remedy the noxious effects.
Speaker 3: It's like all of this is like old timey uh
Speaker 3: micro dos.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm fucking I'm always I'm always high.
Speaker 3: Oh No, I just meant like the whole like art
Speaker 3: and culture of microdosing. This is before that. You just
Speaker 3: take this little thing and all of a sudden, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know all these Damn that's heaviest.
Speaker 5: It's a fucking light to be careful, don't set that's
Speaker 5: for my cigars, don't waste it.
Speaker 3: It's right.
Speaker 4: I like to have fucking true mushrooms, watch movies outside
Speaker 4: and smoke cigars.
Speaker 5: That's my fucking new thing. I've said podcast. I'm sure,
Speaker 5: and uh, I.
Speaker 4: Think tomorrow when uh, when it's gonna be a Saturday,
Speaker 4: I think we're gonna watch the Vivvich The Witch Outside's
Speaker 4: very creepy film.
Speaker 5: And then obviously one of these.
Speaker 4: Uh these films TV outside. No, I have a fucking
Speaker 4: projector with a huge screen. It's fucking awesome. Cool, it's awesome.
Speaker 4: I was talking about maybe like it'd be cool if
Speaker 4: you guys could come down.
Speaker 3: Oh I remember you saying that. I thought you just
Speaker 3: meant that was an idea though.
Speaker 5: Oh I got it. It's fucking funny.
Speaker 3: I just see Tom lying in the field on his
Speaker 3: phone watching a movie. It's like, I like watching this
Speaker 3: outside and I'm in tripping balls.
Speaker 4: We watched The Village and I was like on three
Speaker 4: grams of mushrooms and like, I don't tell Chelsea what
Speaker 4: I'm seeing. I just kind of act try to act normal,
Speaker 4: but like everything is like a hexagonic pattern, like I'm
Speaker 4: in a fucking kaleidoscope, and I'm like okay, And then
Speaker 4: like The Village is a weird movie to begin with,
Speaker 4: this chip. The blind chicks like staring at the screen.
Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, I geted to calm down, and then
Speaker 4: I go pee and it's dark as ship, and then
Speaker 4: I stare into the darkness and I can see all
Speaker 4: sorts of weird fucking shit. And Anton's like, yeah, you
Speaker 4: never just stared into the darkness and just see what happens.
Speaker 4: I was like, not yet, but I'll get there, just
Speaker 4: like I'm gonna see a reptilian. Look at yourself as
Speaker 4: the fucking scariest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 5: Not the scariest, the craziest thing.
Speaker 3: It's usually pretty scary. It's fucking weird. And I was watching.
Speaker 3: I only come over here once every other week. I
Speaker 3: gotta I gotta Billy.
Speaker 4: But mushrooms are fucking interesting and I will be doing
Speaker 4: a video of that for the YouTube.
Speaker 2: Sure, you've already done a couple, I've well, I've just.
Speaker 5: Done small little fun tiktoks about and.
Speaker 3: Not yet, not yet, not yet? What do you mean
Speaker 3: You've done like four since we started twenty two minutes ago.
Speaker 4: That's true too. Mushrooms and love each other, That's what
Speaker 4: I got to tell you. Uh so it is so weird,
Speaker 4: so in the nineteen sixties, rumors that this belief system
Speaker 4: was still alive well in Canadian cash up communities.
Speaker 5: And I've never heard of the cash ups.
Speaker 4: If you're a cash about there you know someone that is,
Speaker 4: send them my way, strange your podcast at gmail dot com.
Speaker 4: I just don't know about their religion. I've never heard
Speaker 4: of it before ever.
Speaker 3: Have you ever?
Speaker 2: No, it's like sat of people, the Polish. I wonder
Speaker 2: if you are aware the cashwes came.
Speaker 5: From cashews are did you prayed that?
Speaker 2: So hot.
Speaker 7: People?
Speaker 4: It's like people have to eat fucking nuts and that's
Speaker 4: all they eat and they actually come to become a nut.
Speaker 2: You can how you can live a decent diet off
Speaker 2: like just.
Speaker 4: Sad it's saturated fat but not trans fats better four.
Speaker 3: You so to speak.
Speaker 2: They say they do, say that's homophobic.
Speaker 3: Actually, oh my.
Speaker 4: God, I don't give a ship man. You think I
Speaker 4: care man, cancel me. I'll fucking come to your family
Speaker 4: and I'll fucking Charles manson their asses.
Speaker 3: I want to get canceled for trans fat. That's really fun.
Speaker 3: I didn't think that up.
Speaker 8: Still afterwards, again, Billy is a nuisance.
Speaker 4: So fuck man made me laugh and that one element
Speaker 4: of this Canadian Cashwbinian cashubinion.
Speaker 3: Just check this. He might be right Kashibian. That's exactly
Speaker 3: actually how i'd probably say.
Speaker 4: Kashibian demonology, and we're probably gonna butcher. And if you're
Speaker 4: someone who is a kashub I'm fucking sorry. Okay, I'm
Speaker 4: always apologizing. I'm a cringey motherfucker. As you know, it's okay.
Speaker 3: He just learned how to say sorry recently.
Speaker 2: Yes, sorry.
Speaker 4: I was on another podcast, are like, oh, I love
Speaker 4: how Canadians say sorry? And I was like, I don't
Speaker 4: fucking hear it, but I guess that sorry, I guess
Speaker 4: if you just listen.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've never sorry.
Speaker 4: I got another fucking uh and fans out there, if
Speaker 4: you think so, let's start a fucking a poll. I
Speaker 4: got another fucking somebody saying that I sound like Jonah Hill.
Speaker 3: It's like the fucking fourth person. I was like, I
Speaker 3: don't hear it.
Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Fucking maybe I am. Maybe I am Jonah Hill. I
Speaker 3: don't think so. I would would say how many fucking people?
Speaker 4: I got so many people by day, like fucking strange
Speaker 4: and I was like, did you come to this inclusion
Speaker 4: on your own? And they're like, yeah, like fucking weird
Speaker 4: because I know you mentioned it before, but it's another
Speaker 4: person saying that ship.
Speaker 3: Now. I'm just that's all things. Like I can see
Speaker 3: the resemblance a little bit.
Speaker 5: I'm like, no, they're saying my voice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I mean, Like when you talk, I
Speaker 3: can see there's sorry, I can hear the resemblance.
Speaker 4: So they brought like their beliefs of demonology and actually
Speaker 4: a belief in vampires, and they still was around the
Speaker 4: sixties per se. And in nineteen sixty eight, fifteen Polish
Speaker 4: Canadians were interviewed and documented their folklore and their traditions,
Speaker 4: which is kind of cool. And the study in nineteen
Speaker 4: sixty nine by them talking and they wrote it down,
Speaker 4: what a quill.
Speaker 3: Okay whatever, that's gone.
Speaker 5: But pencil man like study in nineteen sixty nine, Oh,
Speaker 5: they said sixty. Now, nineteen sixty nine like the time
Speaker 5: where everyone was doing you.
Speaker 3: Said sixteen sixty And I was like, what the fuck
Speaker 3: are they writing with? That's like still today. I'm like,
Speaker 3: everyone's just got stoned.
Speaker 5: No, they had pencils back then, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: But whatever you wrote with at that time frame would
Speaker 2: have been gone.
Speaker 3: But they did not have pencils back in fucking sixteen hundreds.
Speaker 4: Are you sure like the which time didn't they? Fucking
Speaker 4: we got to always google things for fucking.
Speaker 3: Well when you fucking call me out, because a part
Speaker 3: of me wants to say, pencils were only invented like
Speaker 3: less than one hundred years ago, where.
Speaker 4: I took three pencil invented, it's gonna go way back,
Speaker 4: like you're not gonna get accurate.
Speaker 3: Oh uh, the modern pencil, Uh, it was invented like
Speaker 3: a little more recently, but the whole idea of a
Speaker 3: pencil was created in seventeen ninety five.
Speaker 4: Oh so they didn't have pencils. They had a quail
Speaker 4: store where you did it in ink. Okay, and we're
Speaker 4: talking about the fucking sixties where a bunch of hippies
Speaker 4: were doing just on my fucking on my list to
Speaker 4: do next one line, fucking rushed.
Speaker 3: One line, fucking it.
Speaker 2: So fucking longer.
Speaker 3: It's like we got time, I've got anything, I got
Speaker 3: no TV shows to watch.
Speaker 4: You got nothing to do with that, And their favorite
Speaker 4: thing to do is fucking public hangings.
Speaker 3: Dude, it's like, go and be like this bit. I
Speaker 3: hope I can finish this letter by next week's public hanging.
Speaker 3: My wife is a witch? Oh that would be. That's
Speaker 3: thousands of dips to write that.
Speaker 4: Man, what in time where if your wife was just
Speaker 4: acting up, you're like, hey, fucking don't you dare or
Speaker 4: I'll fucking scream at the top of my lungs with
Speaker 4: a bell in the town that you're a witch.
Speaker 3: Saw, I just missed the days where you could just
Speaker 3: hit him.
Speaker 5: I'm very drunk and ten getting still drunker before the
Speaker 5: evening's over.
Speaker 2: What is that from?
Speaker 5: It's an old ass movie?
Speaker 2: Was it from?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: My boss has said that to me like eight times.
Speaker 3: No idea, I just and he always smiles after he
Speaker 3: says it. Oh my god, I can say he's referencing something.
Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna fucking ask him. I don't know what
Speaker 3: movie it is.
Speaker 4: I have a fucking thing where I find all my
Speaker 4: little clips and I just type in a word and
Speaker 4: it fucking brings him up.
Speaker 5: So so I'm not tell my seekers.
Speaker 3: So it is.
Speaker 4: So they studied this okay and a guy, and they
Speaker 4: interviewed people of these Polish Canadians that have these folklore
Speaker 4: editions and people that at least still knew of it
Speaker 4: and it was still within their culture, which is actually
Speaker 4: kind of fucking cool. And I've always said, being a
Speaker 4: fucking white dude from Canadian, all I am is Canadian,
Speaker 4: I know and like, and I heard, like, you know,
Speaker 4: people like Aaron that's actually Irish would make fun of me.
Speaker 4: But I'm like, I got Irish blood, I got Scottish
Speaker 4: bludds like, but it's so far back. I'm just Canadian, Okay,
Speaker 4: I have no culture. My culture is fucking whatever Trudeau
Speaker 4: wants it to be.
Speaker 5: Every episode, all right, this is the study in nineteen
Speaker 5: sixty nine. Three years later, a book was published entitled Vampires,
Speaker 5: Dwarves and Witches among the Ontario Cashups. So, and this
Speaker 5: is just talking about vampires and Ontario. So I'd be
Speaker 5: curious of the cashubs when it comes to dwarves and
Speaker 5: witches too. That'd be eventually we'll be diving into witches
Speaker 5: one day. It's we'll get into it.
Speaker 4: The cashup vampire is malicious undead being in which certain
Speaker 4: people transform after death, and the vampire will emerge from
Speaker 4: its coffin and the cool visit homes of their relatives
Speaker 4: and either kill them by sucking out their blood or
Speaker 4: carry them away never to be seen again.
Speaker 5: That's kind of me.
Speaker 3: I fucking hated all you you remember you remember, remember
Speaker 3: remember dinner seventeen years ago, and I just happened to
Speaker 3: be less one served there was.
Speaker 4: It is what a fucking strange tradition, like strange folklore essentially. Yeah,
Speaker 4: just like this on your undead being and you realize
Speaker 4: you're a vampire and it's just like you visit your relatives.
Speaker 2: That's fucking terrifying. You know what that is emerged from?
Speaker 3: You know what that fucking is is extra Not only
Speaker 3: are they mourning the fact that their family just died now,
Speaker 3: they're also petrified that he's gonna come back and kill them. Yeah,
Speaker 3: coming back from we treated him so well.
Speaker 2: I don't know why you doing this.
Speaker 4: He's like knocking at your door and it's like ship, Okay,
Speaker 4: we didn't think Jehoseph, whatever fucking names are back then,
Speaker 4: fucking in folklore, what's.
Speaker 3: A Polish name? Madeline? Are you sure all right?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 5: Madeleine is gonna come back and she's scratching it.
Speaker 3: That's the English version. It's Uh, damn, I forget what
Speaker 3: it's called. Just my My buddy's wife is named Madeline.
Speaker 3: She's from Poland. Oh that's her. It's like a difference,
Speaker 3: it's like Madeline or her last name. No, it's Lawski.
Speaker 3: Ski's in the last fun I bet.
Speaker 4: So that is already carried away to never be seen again. Also,
Speaker 4: ding dong, the fucking queen is dead. Fuck that bitch.
Speaker 2: Yes, if you didn't know where you're going, I was just like,
Speaker 2: it's just dead.
Speaker 4: Might as well this is coming out the same time
Speaker 4: we're recording it around so fucked and.
Speaker 2: I loved it as soon as it happened.
Speaker 5: We're uh, everyone's talking about at work and I was like,
Speaker 5: and I was like, we ever feel sorry for that bitch?
Speaker 3: Fucker? Uh. As soon as so I went to it happened,
Speaker 3: I didn't even fucking know. You know how disconnected I
Speaker 3: am from everything. I just deleted so many social media
Speaker 3: platforms where like, I'm not on really.
Speaker 5: To get famous, man, and people want to know what
Speaker 5: you're up to.
Speaker 3: Well, like I stilln't have a physical account, but I'm
Speaker 3: not walking in there. Yeah. Look, I'm not on Instagram,
Speaker 3: I'm not on Facebook, I'm not really the only thing
Speaker 3: is porn up. Yeah, there's a lot of gets chilling there.
Speaker 3: If you haven't seen uh that website, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: It's got some good material, new material too, shit with
Speaker 3: new people.
Speaker 2: It's like they.
Speaker 3: Somehow just find all these actresses.
Speaker 4: Once the blood sucking, once the blood sucking reverend has
Speaker 4: dealt with his family members, it will make its way
Speaker 4: to the local chapel and ring the church bell. And
Speaker 4: to me, a lot of times witches and vampires are
Speaker 4: not allowed on hallow grounds, so in their tradition and
Speaker 4: folklore they are. It's the same way.
Speaker 2: There's something not a lot of hallow grounds.
Speaker 3: The grounds that are religious, Like, oh, that's what you
Speaker 3: mean by hello.
Speaker 4: So cemeteries that are in a religious cemetery or a church.
Speaker 3: I love all those rules in the sense of you're
Speaker 3: talking about it being that's super fucked up. He's like, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 3: I respect your rules.
Speaker 5: Are you gonna watch hocus Pocus this year?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, like, do you want me to be honest?
Speaker 3: You just want me to tell you what you're gonna say? No?
Speaker 3: Like is he would probably want my honest opinion. I
Speaker 3: would like what I can tell you is, Oh, that
Speaker 3: sounds cool. I might want to watch that sometime. What's
Speaker 3: actually gonna happen is I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be pissed, tired, and I put on a stupid family
Speaker 3: episode and then I'm gonna fall asleep.
Speaker 4: Me and Anton we're talking about you and how much
Speaker 4: you love cartoons, and I was like, all Billy fucking
Speaker 4: watches his goddamn cartoons.
Speaker 2: No, it's just like things that make me laugh, that's
Speaker 2: all it is.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 5: I watch horror movies on mushrooms and it's so fucking fun.
Speaker 2: I'm sure.
Speaker 3: I'm sure it would be from time to time, but
Speaker 3: it's just not what I'm gonna do every night when
Speaker 3: I go home.
Speaker 5: Hocus Pocus is a comedy kind of it's fun. Classicus
Speaker 5: is a classic. It always blew my mind that Billy
Speaker 5: has never seen it. Now Number two is coming out, which, oh, okay.
Speaker 3: Middler is not. Maybe if there's a number two, maybe
Speaker 3: I'll have to just watch number two and not number one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's going on? It's gonna be a new story.
Speaker 5: So but it's weird. So they ring the church bell
Speaker 5: and anyone who.
Speaker 4: Get this though, and they go to the church and
Speaker 4: are usually like, you know, use your vampires. You know,
Speaker 4: we know the folklore, right, they can't be in the sun,
Speaker 4: you know, you have to drink blood to essentially stay
Speaker 4: alive or they wither away.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: Sometimes there's crosses, but sometimes there's not. Like there's some
Speaker 4: vampire folklore where you can use a cross against them.
Speaker 4: Garlic garlic, and this one seems like the word's the
Speaker 4: opposite where I've heard before in vampire folklore is that
Speaker 4: religious symbols do nothing to them.
Speaker 5: They're just a curse, curse by God.
Speaker 3: I bet I know where those came from in the
Speaker 3: first place, the religious symbols and the garlic. Was a
Speaker 3: Christian mom that sucked the cooking and her kids kept complaining,
Speaker 3: and she's just stop complaining. Keeps the vampires. It's probably
Speaker 3: what happened. What happened, if you think about it, probably.
Speaker 4: Okay, So as they ring this bell, and know what,
Speaker 4: the craziest part of this is anyone who hears the
Speaker 4: bell ring will die within the year.
Speaker 3: Petrified people, you're not giving them like it's not a week,
Speaker 3: it's not a month, it's not six months. You're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: three hundred and sixty four days from now. You heard that,
Speaker 3: I die say.
Speaker 4: When this happens, because you think about when people hear
Speaker 4: the church bells, usually back in the day, if you're
Speaker 4: thinking about a religious town and everyone starts like zombie
Speaker 4: walking to the fucking church to gonna go pray to
Speaker 4: God today or fuck it, I look like an outcast
Speaker 4: and they burn me on the fucking steak, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean. So like you hear the bell and
Speaker 4: to you it people outside should be comforting, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean, something of comfort that it says like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go to church, I'm gonna fucking pray about
Speaker 4: how my grandma has cancer and hopefully God does anything
Speaker 4: about it, but probably won't, you know, that old.
Speaker 2: Fucking chestnut.
Speaker 3: Fucked.
Speaker 4: So there are two signs which indicate a person's predisposition
Speaker 4: towards vamporism, both of which occur at birth. Babies who
Speaker 4: are born with a call a cap placement membrane on
Speaker 4: their heads. So if you see a baby with like
Speaker 4: a little membrane, I would assume like a little kind
Speaker 4: of bump on their fucking forehead. Just toss that thing
Speaker 4: as hard as you get in a wall, because it might.
Speaker 2: Be a fit fight, don't get caught.
Speaker 3: That's probably the next piece to say that, Yeah, they're
Speaker 3: believe and this is crazy.
Speaker 4: They're believed to transform into a vampire called the vijees Ski.
Speaker 4: And I looked up this ship and this is like
Speaker 4: so far back in folklore that I couldn't find, like
Speaker 4: the only video I can even find on YouTube about
Speaker 4: the Vegiska because it's spelled v j E s C. I.
Speaker 5: I try to, I search everyone for the pronunciation, and.
Speaker 2: As far as I wonder, I wonder if VI's silent, it's.
Speaker 4: No, it's I looked up and I found the pronunciation
Speaker 4: because it is an old Polish word. But the only
Speaker 4: videos I found on like YouTube is one like it
Speaker 4: had like ten views, and this woman.
Speaker 5: Like I'm gonna talk to you about vampires and the
Speaker 5: folklore surrounding it.
Speaker 4: It's just like a woman in her office talking about
Speaker 4: fucking vampire, some fucking middle aged white lady that probably
Speaker 4: has blue hair.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I bet she's stupid.
Speaker 5: Jesus Christ. Really he's just assuming everybody. Now, So, babies,
Speaker 5: this is this is also weird because this is.
Speaker 4: This is also weird too, So babies who are who
Speaker 4: are born with two teeth. That's kind of funny because
Speaker 4: even it does not to be necessarily the vampire teeth
Speaker 4: also throw the baby at the wall.
Speaker 3: Just two teeth randomly. I'm sure they babies are born
Speaker 3: with babies.
Speaker 4: Sometimes they are though they get teeth. Yes, there are
Speaker 4: some babies that are born with hair, and there's.
Speaker 2: Babies are with hair.
Speaker 3: The most babies are born with hair.
Speaker 4: I feel like, if your baby's born with teeth, you
Speaker 4: should have probably not took your yearly injections.
Speaker 3: I don't I have never heard that in my life.
Speaker 3: I was like, maybe, I don't think that's a thing.
Speaker 3: Don't quote me. I'm not a fucking doctor. I'm pretty
Speaker 3: confident that's not a thing. You know what.
Speaker 4: Anybody can fucking deliver a baby. Just push it and
Speaker 4: let's slide out and hopefully the cord doesn't repres.
Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently it's easy. Tom says giving birth is easy.
Speaker 3: I know I'm not.
Speaker 4: Everyone's got stuff going on, especially when you're a fucking vampire.
Speaker 3: Because you can't fucking every person that you love.
Speaker 5: You just want to fucking bite their neck off them,
Speaker 5: fucking fuck them dead.
Speaker 4: We would you would? You want to be a vampire
Speaker 4: if you had the opportunity.
Speaker 3: I think probably I was thinking about that earlier. I
Speaker 3: was like, you know what, I kind of want to
Speaker 3: be a vampire just because you.
Speaker 5: Can live forever. You're not gonna die. You're a mortal.
Speaker 4: Even you claim you're imortal, but you And that's the
Speaker 4: fear too when it comes to vampire.
Speaker 3: Do you think I wanted to be on the vampire episode?
Speaker 3: Like you don't know, you know how, Like they say
Speaker 3: they have fangs, that's actually a misconception. The real vampires
Speaker 3: are missing front here.
Speaker 4: And but I'm saying that, like you know, it would
Speaker 4: be you know, it's I think this also comes from
Speaker 4: like a fear of death right the whole folklore, because
Speaker 4: you don't grow old, you know what I mean, You
Speaker 4: kind of just live and you live forever, but you
Speaker 4: just need to as eventually drink human blood.
Speaker 3: So you know what you go to.
Speaker 4: You go fucking to Vancouver, all right, and you go
Speaker 4: to the skid row in Vancouver and look, you have
Speaker 4: a massive buffet.
Speaker 3: Just joking.
Speaker 5: The people are going through that ship is horrible.
Speaker 3: But yeah, there's.
Speaker 5: You'd have to pick the I don't know, it's society.
Speaker 5: Who do you pick if you had if you're a vampire,
Speaker 5: you have to choose people that essentially like serial killers
Speaker 5: do wouldn't be fucking missed.
Speaker 3: I would pick every male on the planet, and I
Speaker 3: would you. And then, but can you have kids as
Speaker 3: a vampire. I've never heard that. I don't. I'm not
Speaker 3: worried about kids. So it's just females and billy. Hey,
Speaker 3: I might have like one like little like I'll have
Speaker 3: like a sperm bank, like a bunch of girls milk.
Speaker 3: And the guys people, why does that keep I'm just
Speaker 3: asking because but they're technically a female to man or man. Okay,
Speaker 3: let me rephrase that every male is dead and every
Speaker 3: ugly female is dead. If you're a hot transperson, you
Speaker 3: get to live.
Speaker 4: Oh fucked oh man, all right, we can't get any
Speaker 4: lower than this, So.
Speaker 3: Which is crazy.
Speaker 4: So these vampires, the vagesca's right if and they get
Speaker 4: to look out for this stuff, right, the weird normalities
Speaker 4: them being born.
Speaker 3: With two teeth.
Speaker 4: On the other hand, they are said to turn into
Speaker 4: a whoop gee. There's no difference, woes. So in the culture,
Speaker 4: it's essentially there's the whoop gee and there's the fucking
Speaker 4: vejiskey blood.
Speaker 3: Kind of.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: There is only one method by which people design are
Speaker 4: destined to become the the vegisky. They can prevent they
Speaker 4: can they can be prevented from completing their macabre metamorphosis
Speaker 4: the placement of a cap that they wore as babies
Speaker 4: might be dried and ground into paper. Oh so the
Speaker 4: thing that was the ailment on their forehead, that sort
Speaker 4: of cap that they would have on their head.
Speaker 5: Essentially you cut it off.
Speaker 4: I don't know how they would do that, but you
Speaker 4: take it off and you ground it into poucher.
Speaker 5: Right, Okay, are we talking like a tumor?
Speaker 3: Is that like?
Speaker 2: Is that when you say thing on your head?
Speaker 4: It says babies who are born with a cull a cap,
Speaker 4: a placenta membrane, placentin membrane.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the fuck looked it up? What
Speaker 3: is it? It's okay? So but yeah, it's pushed out
Speaker 3: of your skull. It's protruding out of your skull because
Speaker 3: it's a membrane.
Speaker 5: It can't be Oh, is it a placenta in his skull?
Speaker 5: Percentas don't have membranes, do they?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Placenta membrane is where the mother and fetus exchange gas
Speaker 4: is the nutrients.
Speaker 5: I'm a fucking idiot. I'm an idiot.
Speaker 4: I thought it was something to do with your brain
Speaker 4: because it's a membrane.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to understand how this gets in someone's skull.
Speaker 4: So it's someone who is born with a fucking weird
Speaker 4: ass tumor almost a placement.
Speaker 5: Of the membrane over their heads. So the uh kind.
Speaker 4: Of like the the thing is wrapped around, like the
Speaker 4: placenta is like on their head as they the mother
Speaker 4: gives birth.
Speaker 3: Okay, I thought you said it was a part of them.
Speaker 4: I think I said placement and it said placential membrane.
Speaker 4: I'm also like, I'm dosed up, so things are gonna get.
Speaker 2: I'm very confused. That's the what part I need to
Speaker 2: be looking out for when I scale the hospitals this evening.
Speaker 5: Babies who are born it says with a cult or
Speaker 5: a cap. That's why I thought that it was my cap.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so it's just like, okay, so they just pushed,
Speaker 3: they pushed up the placenta with them and it was
Speaker 3: just on their head.
Speaker 2: They're still fine, Okay.
Speaker 3: The whole time that you're way you're describing the sound
Speaker 3: like a fue. That's what I thought on their forehead,
Speaker 3: what I thought, and then you just cut it off.
Speaker 5: That's what I literally thought. So wow, things you learn?
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, Okay.
Speaker 4: Everyone be careful when you microdose because you might mix
Speaker 4: up a lot of shit.
Speaker 3: So the these.
Speaker 2: Babies, it's not micro dosing when you take a lot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's true too.
Speaker 2: That's just called dosing. It's called drugs.
Speaker 3: It's not a drug. It is found within nature. We've
Speaker 3: been using him for thousands of centuries. So it was
Speaker 3: fucking Caffeine's a drug. That's coffee bean.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but coffee beans have exists as long as mushrooms have.
Speaker 2: I'm sure we existed pretty much.
Speaker 3: I don't know about that. Man.
Speaker 4: Uh you know, our evolution could be because of the mushroom,
Speaker 4: because the monkeys ate the mushrooms and allow the brain cells.
Speaker 3: It's called the stone ape theory.
Speaker 2: Is that a theory? I'm very curious.
Speaker 4: Everyone that is interested, even kind of interested, by mushrooms.
Speaker 4: Look up Paul Stamens both of his episodes on Fucking
Speaker 4: Joe Brokean blew my fucking mind.
Speaker 3: How that was that his ape theory?
Speaker 4: It's not his theory. It's not even his theory, but
Speaker 4: they talk about it. It's Terence mckinn's theory. Someone who
Speaker 4: knows who was a prominent person in the thing of psychedelics.
Speaker 4: And I could be completely wrong for people that are like,
Speaker 4: it wasn't Terrence kind of. I was fucking like it
Speaker 4: could be someone else's gonna say, fucking yeah, it's just
Speaker 4: people get things mixed up. I'm just getting into all
Speaker 4: of this stuff. So don't fucking crucify me unless I.
Speaker 3: Painted the picture here, because I'm just assuming we're hacking
Speaker 3: fucking faces.
Speaker 4: All right, bye, bad everybody fucking just just go with
Speaker 4: the flow, okay.
Speaker 5: So they have to be essentially the percent that would have.
Speaker 4: To be dried into counter and on the future's seventh
Speaker 4: birth vagina the vampire's birthday, the powder must be slipped
Speaker 4: into his or her or they food or drink and consumed.
Speaker 5: And so it's.
Speaker 3: Just like I feel like, kid, we gotta be careful.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 4: But essentially, so it's slipped into there so they can
Speaker 4: drink it on their seventh birthday, and then it means
Speaker 4: that they won't turn into a vampire years old.
Speaker 3: Is the difference off date. We're not we're not making vampires.
Speaker 3: Don't make any five year olds. They gotta be some
Speaker 3: pedophilic vampires.
Speaker 5: Five year olds, well, maybe it'd be fucked And then
Speaker 5: you know what's.
Speaker 2: Crazy, the craziest they have heard.
Speaker 4: Okay, if it is like the interview with the vampire,
Speaker 4: and we keep getting in tangents, but essentially if a vampire,
Speaker 4: because it's it's a weird thing to think about. If
Speaker 4: you know, you live forever, so if you bite, then
Speaker 4: they stay young. They had it in interview with a vampire.
Speaker 4: She was eleven, So if you were five, it would
Speaker 4: be a five year old that you know, could live.
Speaker 3: For hundreds of years. Oh my god, be so underdeveloped,
Speaker 3: could do anything.
Speaker 4: You have the maturity of a fucking eighty year old
Speaker 4: man with all these wisdoms, or a fucking seven hundred
Speaker 4: year old man or woman or whatever.
Speaker 3: Fuck you bet. You can't even tell anybody your wisdoms.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: This is just like we were just gonna beat the
Speaker 2: fuck out of year.
Speaker 4: So although the vampire, the veg ski, I'm just gonnall
Speaker 4: him a vampire, okay, but that all because it is
Speaker 4: a vamp. So although the vampire can be cured of
Speaker 4: their infliction. In this manner, people born with the two
Speaker 4: teeth will eventually become vampires once they die, which is fucked.
Speaker 4: So the ones that are born with the two teeth,
Speaker 4: you could live a full, happy life as a human
Speaker 4: and then they bury you at fucking eighty years old
Speaker 4: or back then, you know when this was coming into place,
Speaker 4: and this folklore maybe like fucking forty or fifty, and
Speaker 4: then you're just like.
Speaker 5: Laying in your grave.
Speaker 4: We don't like breathe in because you're fucking dead, and
Speaker 4: you just like wake up and then you're finding vampires.
Speaker 3: It's killing the planet anyway.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is what they say, but I don't believe it.
Speaker 4: And then, uh, if they're going to penalize everybody, everyone
Speaker 4: looked towards China, look towards China.
Speaker 3: It was a conservative thing I've ever heard. Yeah, they
Speaker 3: say pollution is bad, but I mean, we've been doing
Speaker 3: it for like thirty years now, seems fine to me.
Speaker 3: You can't track the fucking race.
Speaker 4: You should listen a little more at Jordan Peterson and
Speaker 4: people who are intellectuals, because they can't track properly how
Speaker 4: we are pluding the planet. We want to penalize Canada
Speaker 4: and the United States, but nobody looks at China and
Speaker 4: the fact that they can't breathe over there.
Speaker 3: I didn't say that they were tracking it correctly. I said,
Speaker 3: we are ruining the planet.
Speaker 4: Billy's gonna move to China and he's gonna take down anyway.
Speaker 5: Billy's taking on the Chinese government. You heard it today.
Speaker 3: I don't say that deleted TikTok.
Speaker 5: Okay, so they could, so you have they could. It's
Speaker 5: fucking crazy. So either way, you're turning to a fucking vampire.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: Fortunately, there are several techniques which are effectively. They can
Speaker 4: prevent the whoop gee and the uncured vejiski from rising
Speaker 4: from the graves of both vagina names.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whoop Gee.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go fucking look my girlfriends.
Speaker 3: Whoop Gee. I bet you I can. You can say
Speaker 3: anything you want in the right context. Yeah, for sure,
Speaker 3: and just go like, look at the girlfriend. Just be
Speaker 3: like me, and you your fucking snuffle off, I guess,
Speaker 3: or you're fucking people call that their dicks. You're long,
Speaker 3: and it's gonna be a vagina the way I say
Speaker 3: it context, you're uh.
Speaker 2: Oh baby, give me that wet T shirt.
Speaker 3: Today, anything you fucking want, And they're like, what do
Speaker 3: you want?
Speaker 5: Yeah, because words don't matter anymore.
Speaker 3: Words don't mean anything.
Speaker 5: It's fucking true. We just created them and start saying them.
Speaker 3: What happened is six and stones can break my bones, but.
Speaker 2: Words will never hurt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2: Now, it's like words are a weapon.
Speaker 5: That's extremely correct. I'm like that you pour that out.
Speaker 4: But so there is ways you can carry out to
Speaker 4: essentially stop them from their grizzly work. Pouring sand into
Speaker 4: the corpses coffin will prevent the vampire from resurrecting for
Speaker 4: many years.
Speaker 2: But you'll still get out eventually.
Speaker 3: This get this, and it will stop.
Speaker 4: The vampire from resurrecting for as many years as they
Speaker 4: are grains of sand. That's fucking so he'd okay, think
Speaker 4: of like maybe Egyptian times, never the fuck that was
Speaker 4: the fucking three thousand fucking b C or whatever, right,
Speaker 4: and then it's how many grains of sand? So they
Speaker 4: wake up in like twenty twenty five and they're like.
Speaker 3: Are like, what just much more than five thousand grains
Speaker 3: of sand? Fucking yeah? Like how much?
Speaker 2: Like in a hand a handful of sand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's got to be like at least forty thousand
Speaker 3: to one hundred thousand grands.
Speaker 5: So you'd wake up like in the future, like the
Speaker 5: future future, or the planets just destroyed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd wake up in nothing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you might.
Speaker 4: Wake up and there's like a nuclear disaster. You'll never
Speaker 4: wake up, you don't think so, No, the planet will
Speaker 4: be dead by that.
Speaker 2: One hundred percent. I just had a handful.
Speaker 3: What if some.
Speaker 4: Aliens come in they healed a planet after we're all
Speaker 4: fucking dead, and then this one guy survived and he's
Speaker 4: like a vampires, like what happened?
Speaker 2: And then he starts factory and cars again. It just
Speaker 2: starts the whole thing over.
Speaker 5: It's like the aliens are looking back like and they're
Speaker 5: like up in their space.
Speaker 3: We just fucking fixed.
Speaker 4: We got rid of this ingrates and these people that
Speaker 4: don't know their identities. Uh, the vampire cannot rise until
Speaker 4: it has counted every grade of sand, every grain.
Speaker 5: So you can rise, but you have to sit there.
Speaker 5: But how do you create piles?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 4: If you have to count everyone, how do you know
Speaker 4: that that last one that you count is not the
Speaker 4: same one that you have to be you know what
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 3: You have to break it up into a bunch of
Speaker 3: piles and work left to right.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that would take you forever. And you're
Speaker 5: in a coffin buried by sand. So it's like two fuck, one,
Speaker 5: two three four, it's like seventeen million, seventeen eight fuck.
Speaker 3: It's just like and then it all falls on you
Speaker 3: and you're like, mother fucker. Is that was that?
Speaker 8: There?
Speaker 3: Was that?
Speaker 1: There?
Speaker 3: Uh? What's it called?
Speaker 2: Hypothesis? As to how long it it takes you to count?
Speaker 3: That is technic. You'd probably count one grain perchose.
Speaker 4: Say, the speed at which it counts rarely exceeds one
Speaker 4: grain per year. Similar It's similar to placing a fish
Speaker 4: net inside of the coffin will prevent the vampire from
Speaker 4: rising as many years as there is knots. It must
Speaker 4: untie every knot before leaving its tomb. This folklore of
Speaker 4: these Polish people really thought it.
Speaker 3: Was We're way fucking easier, give me a fish net.
Speaker 3: I'll take a fish net all day before I'm counting
Speaker 3: grains as sand.
Speaker 4: Way back in the day we first started this podcast,
Speaker 4: my buddy Mike Bolowski was on this is that Bolowski
Speaker 4: Polish name, yes, Polish, and I'd be like, bro, do
Speaker 4: you know fucking deep some of your folklore goes like
Speaker 4: in the Polish Kashubians or Cashews or whatever the fuck
Speaker 4: they are fucking weird. Another tactic involves placing the corpse
Speaker 4: face down in its casket so it's it's claw. It
Speaker 4: has to claw deeper into the earth than to turn
Speaker 4: up out of the grave.
Speaker 3: So and I've heard this before.
Speaker 2: Oh, they put a cage r on it and everything.
Speaker 3: So this is the grave from the Victorian age, when
Speaker 3: a fear of zombies and vampires was prevalent. The cage
Speaker 3: was intended to trap the undead, just in case the
Speaker 3: corpse reanimated, the same way.
Speaker 4: You remember how they have the bells and the little
Speaker 4: like people when like they would bury people just to
Speaker 4: make sure they weren't because at the.
Speaker 2: Time, well, the bells saved a lot of lives.
Speaker 3: Fucking old man's like, we saved so.
Speaker 2: Many fucking lies doing that.
Speaker 3: And think of that though too, Like now there's such
Speaker 3: little stupid things to realize.
Speaker 2: If someone's still alive, like a.
Speaker 3: Pulse, that's a good They're like they're just like, oh,
Speaker 3: you aren't moving dead. I guess you just fainted. You're dead. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like that's it. He's gone, like fucking they never
Speaker 3: thought to check a heartbeat.
Speaker 4: That did happen a lot too, And it is a
Speaker 4: weird thing. And the thing is, this is legital, but.
Speaker 3: That whole idea of like turning, turning the fucking vampire
Speaker 3: over case.
Speaker 5: So you're saying, they're uses real grave sites and and
Speaker 5: for the the audio listeners, these are we're showing pictures
Speaker 5: of grave sites, just like in case in metal because
Speaker 5: there was a time in the Victorian era where they
Speaker 5: had these weird folklore beliefs where they thought that if
Speaker 5: in case and the thing is it might have been
Speaker 5: someone who would say a serial killer or something like that,
Speaker 5: where they thought that you would arise from the grave
Speaker 5: because maybe you were murdering children and you were fucking
Speaker 5: drinking blood or something. They didn't do it.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I think it was a religious thing. A lot of
Speaker 5: things was based on religion.
Speaker 3: And if you're fucking that scary is coming back just
Speaker 3: talking creaming them. Anyways, My whole biggest thing was that
Speaker 3: with that one sentence you said of putting the vampire
Speaker 3: upside down, so they have to take their way down.
Speaker 3: So you're what you're telling me is you're terrified of
Speaker 3: this thing coming back to life and being a dangerous society.
Speaker 3: But you also think this thing is so dumb that
Speaker 3: it can't just flip over. That's that's a that's a
Speaker 3: very very minor way to look at it. You think
Speaker 3: after even if he thought that was up, you think
Speaker 3: after like let's say forty feet, he goes like, maybe
Speaker 3: it was the other way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, because eventually you could. It's like a baby,
Speaker 4: you could roll yourself over. Even if you're in case
Speaker 4: with dirt, it would take time. But if you're alive
Speaker 4: and you're able to dig.
Speaker 3: Caverns, this one fuck a sand at a time. I
Speaker 3: wonder if a.
Speaker 4: Vampire ever saw like a fucking mole or something comes
Speaker 4: excuse me, can.
Speaker 3: You help me actually start? Just keep going on.
Speaker 5: The fucking he bites the groundhog.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like fuck you, and they know.
Speaker 5: The groundhog becomes a vampire and then they work together
Speaker 5: and because.
Speaker 4: You vampire is too hungry at that point, forever dogs
Speaker 4: or they have companions. Very and I also because the
Speaker 4: vampires did not turn to dogs, yes they do.
Speaker 3: No dogs are good boys and they're not vampires.
Speaker 5: Or man black fucking dogs.
Speaker 3: Yes it is. Dogs are good boys and they're not vampires.
Speaker 5: You fucking love for dogs. But I also watched which
Speaker 5: I think you would.
Speaker 4: Really like, this film, the one with Johnny Depp and uh, why.
Speaker 3: Can I think of this? Probably had a mega pint
Speaker 3: of wine with him.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the least he didn't on somebody.
Speaker 2: That is the.
Speaker 3: Funniest buck you I've ever heard in my life. I
Speaker 3: want to do it. I want to show in someone's
Speaker 3: bed night.
Speaker 4: I just watched this and the fine thing is yes serious,
Speaker 4: like getting dosed up is different than smoking weed. Oh,
Speaker 4: Dark Shadows and Dark Shadows is actually a really good film,
Speaker 4: and it's very good with the vampire folklore, like he
Speaker 4: gets buried and comes back in the sixties when this
Speaker 4: is and he doesn't know what the ship is. We
Speaker 4: have a lava lamp in the background while we're filming,
Speaker 4: and he's like, what is that.
Speaker 5: Uh, he's like staring at it, and that blonde chick, Uh,
Speaker 5: what's her name, Chloe something, Chloe more whatever, she's in
Speaker 5: this film, and he's like staring at the lava lamp,
Speaker 5: doesn't know what the fuck it is and she's like,
Speaker 5: it's a it's a lamp man. And he's like it
Speaker 5: looks like a pulsating blood vessel because he's a vampire.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's just like, it is very comical. It's
Speaker 4: a very good film. Because I'm watching so much vampire ship.
Speaker 4: I feel like that's why we're getting.
Speaker 3: What is the one? Shadow? Night in the Dark? Shadows
Speaker 3: in the dark? What is the one? Oh? The TV show?
Speaker 2: The movie that we watched.
Speaker 5: Oh, there's a TV show. It's even better.
Speaker 2: Shadows in the dark.
Speaker 3: Is that what it's called? The man? What is it called? It?
Speaker 3: Tried me not give me the second?
Speaker 2: A Night in the shadows?
Speaker 3: Shadows in the night?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Why can I think of this man?
Speaker 2: It's the one with the concrete what we do in
Speaker 2: the show?
Speaker 5: And the thing is the same writer.
Speaker 4: Right, they came back and they've done a show recently
Speaker 4: and it is fucking awesome.
Speaker 3: That's so funny.
Speaker 5: They're not in it, but they wrote it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's it's now a show. Hilarious.
Speaker 5: It's very funny. They actually in the in for everybody.
Speaker 4: There's different types of vampires, right, there's a psychic vampire. Okay,
Speaker 4: it's this hilarious fucking comedic actor. I'm not gonna remember
Speaker 4: his name right now because I'm fucking dosed up, but like, uh,
Speaker 4: he it's very funny where he's a second vampire, so
Speaker 4: he like one of those really boring people and he
Speaker 4: sucks your energy. So he he like works in an
Speaker 4: office space where everyone is already depressed, so he's sucking
Speaker 4: up all that bad energy. If you like comedy stuff,
Speaker 4: but it's a mix with horror. It's on Disney all the.
Speaker 2: Season said, I feel like we barely I know, so you.
Speaker 5: Would enjoy we do in the shadows of the show.
Speaker 5: The vamp, the second vampire.
Speaker 4: Thing is very funny because he's in office space and
Speaker 4: he like afterwards they're just like slumped over and like depressed,
Speaker 4: and it's.
Speaker 3: Like, what do you want to do today? And then
Speaker 3: it's like and he suck.
Speaker 4: So he has so all these things they have to
Speaker 4: do to essentially stop the vampire from become like from
Speaker 4: actually a rising from the grave. So all these precautions
Speaker 4: are they have to be taken. You can also, so
Speaker 4: he has to have to take they have to be taken.
Speaker 3: They have to be taken.
Speaker 4: Fuck up a more permanent solution is to place a
Speaker 4: small cross made of pollar pollard.
Speaker 5: Snap with your tooth. You're gonna break your fake tooth.
Speaker 5: You can't get my finger under there. Sometimes hear my finger,
Speaker 5: so it's uh so.
Speaker 4: A permanent solution is placing a cross made of polar
Speaker 4: wood inside the coffin, sometimes under the corpse's tongue. Strange
Speaker 4: pull pull our crosses appear to be a Canadian substitution
Speaker 4: for the bottle of froze the rosary.
Speaker 2: Cruise lovely explanation.
Speaker 4: Essentially, instead of having like the rosary, it's another kind
Speaker 4: of cross.
Speaker 5: It's a substitution for a rosary. Crucifixes, which it's the
Speaker 5: Every beach is like crusts.
Speaker 2: Tears, So this one is just under a tongue. Yeah,
Speaker 2: good enough.
Speaker 4: What's the European cash ups place under the tongues of
Speaker 4: their own suspected vampires? I guess when they die so
Speaker 4: they don't arise, which is creepy. You think, like sweet
Speaker 4: old little Granny, But I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know Granny had a fucking temper and damn
Speaker 3: did she drink? Yeah? I don't fucking trust this bit.
Speaker 4: So if not, these precautions are taken before the vampire
Speaker 4: is buried. There is one recourse. Someone must be exhumed
Speaker 4: the vampire. They must exsume the vampire at midnight and
Speaker 4: either drive a long nail into their forehead or decapitate
Speaker 4: the corpse with a shovel woo like evil dead shit,
Speaker 4: because h ash and evil dead always comes in with
Speaker 4: the fun. And that's so fucked So you come in,
Speaker 4: you fucking place the fucking shovel on. You clot off
Speaker 4: their head, it's so fucked up fucking or place its
Speaker 4: head between its feet. Oh, and after you cut off
Speaker 4: its head, you place it at its feet.
Speaker 3: It's fucking weird.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: People who attempt this gruesome procedure will often open the
Speaker 4: coffin to find the vampire sitting upright with his eyes open,
Speaker 4: looking around wildly and stammering unintelligible words. According to their folklore,
Speaker 4: if this ever happened, of course, it'd be scary because
Speaker 4: guess what it was. Probably someone you buried alive and
Speaker 4: then they're like oxygen and then they like looking around confused,
Speaker 4: and then you cut off their head. Nice very sad.
Speaker 4: It's fucking sad that they're doing this to people that
Speaker 4: are probably just fucking buried alive. The cash ups of
Speaker 4: will Know Ontario had a resort to this hideous measure
Speaker 4: on more than one occasion. In uh in the Polish
Speaker 4: the informant in Polish in Foremant said, so he was
Speaker 4: a Polish informant.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know what that means. It's just like,
Speaker 3: okay telling the government what the other countries polish. But
Speaker 3: like I'm alre, he wasn't Polish at all, but he
Speaker 3: was just ratting out to the Polish government. He was
Speaker 3: like jinas over here doing this. By the way, they're
Speaker 3: going to bond you.
Speaker 2: He would have fucking did really well when Hitler was around.
Speaker 3: What is a Polish accent? No? Cool, that's funny. I
Speaker 3: don't like that.
Speaker 5: What is a Polish accent?
Speaker 3: Though? I can't do one. I know what a pull
Speaker 3: I can hear it in my head, but there is
Speaker 3: no fucking way that's going to come in. There was a.
Speaker 2: Lot of not even fucking close.
Speaker 3: There was a lot of that's a hard one because
Speaker 3: you can't even like racially do it.
Speaker 2: Like It's not like a Jimmy Chong. I had a
Speaker 2: few drinks.
Speaker 3: You might want to buckle up that's disgusting. You got
Speaker 3: that disgusting as a button discuss.
Speaker 5: So there was a lot of it's why Billy remembers
Speaker 5: nothing there was.
Speaker 3: You did that before. I don't remember you ever, do know?
Speaker 4: So there was a lot of that at the will
Speaker 4: know in their graves in Ontario's According to this informant,
Speaker 4: this is his quotes, they opened the graves and they
Speaker 4: cut off the heads when they died. When they died,
Speaker 4: they were born vampires. When they die, and when they
Speaker 4: were born vampires this and are not to are.
Speaker 2: Not seen to that. That was really good English.
Speaker 5: Actually, Then they dig up the graves.
Speaker 2: First, he carries no, I'm gonna just stop right there.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna almost try to transcribe this to you. Then
Speaker 3: they were born, did not born the born dead, but
Speaker 3: before born vampires. Then they did do the day. Then
Speaker 3: they dig up the grave.
Speaker 5: It says when they die or were born vampires or
Speaker 5: not seen to die.
Speaker 3: I'm assuming.
Speaker 4: Then they dig up the great First he carries off
Speaker 4: his relatives, and then as far as the bell rings,
Speaker 4: so anyone that he'll I guess carry away anyone.
Speaker 3: Here's the bell ring, because it's I don't know how old.
Speaker 4: It's a fucking Polish person with horrible English. It happened
Speaker 4: at will Know. I think they have dug up many,
Speaker 4: but it was not told relevant. They had to take
Speaker 4: up and cut off the heads while he sat up
Speaker 4: in his coffin.
Speaker 2: That's sad, okay.
Speaker 4: And we said it's it's we've done the cashubs.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: That is a fucking weird folklore.
Speaker 3: What's the next one?
Speaker 4: The Vampire Bride of Niagara Parkway? And I forgot. I
Speaker 4: was like, this is not all about the cashups. This
Speaker 4: is the vampires of Ontario, not specifically, just god damn Polish. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the Vampire Bride of Niagara Parkway. The Niagara Parkway is
Speaker 4: one of the old rose Ontario centuries ago. It was
Speaker 4: a game trail used by members of neutral confederations and
Speaker 4: the first nations, okay, which were they were wiped out
Speaker 4: by warlike uh so they were wiped out by the
Speaker 4: Iroquois in the seventeenth century. So they were a neutral
Speaker 4: confederation essentially, and then they were wiped out by war
Speaker 4: the warlike and like, so they were killed by other
Speaker 4: indigenous people.
Speaker 2: So in.
Speaker 4: That happened, and not till the first and when the
Speaker 4: six nations got created. Was essentially because all the different
Speaker 4: nations realized they got to stop warring with each other
Speaker 4: because a bunch of white dudes are coming and we
Speaker 4: have to fucking fix our problems because we have problems
Speaker 4: with these dudes. Essentially, where I talk from the Secret
Speaker 4: History of fucking America by fucking manlely P Hall, which
Speaker 4: one loves manly P Hall for some strange reason, but
Speaker 4: he is very interesting. In the late seventeen hundreds, the
Speaker 4: British Army turned this game trail into a public road
Speaker 4: connecting Fort Erie and it explains what fort Erie is,
Speaker 4: a British military outpost off the shores of Lake Erie
Speaker 4: with Fort George. So all these forts are being erected
Speaker 4: because they have.
Speaker 3: To worry about war. Oh, they're all fucking getting rny.
Speaker 4: With the future headquarters of the British Army in Upper Canada.
Speaker 4: Because if you don't know how cana was established, obviously
Speaker 4: the British came in and they fucking took over, and we.
Speaker 3: Are technically still owned.
Speaker 5: By the by the British, it is all.
Speaker 3: You're gonna say, by the Queen, but not technically anymore.
Speaker 3: So that was to be. That was actually what I
Speaker 3: was gonna say on this too. So I was out
Speaker 3: in Boston vizza when I found out that the Queen
Speaker 3: did die. It was like late that night and I
Speaker 3: was going to visit Is at work and there's a
Speaker 3: bunch of people there or whatever, and they're talking about it.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh shit, and uh it came up
Speaker 3: just like what does Tom think about all this? I
Speaker 3: was like, I haven't even looked because like I don't
Speaker 3: open social media anymore. And the very first fucking thing
Speaker 3: I see and it was the ding Tom Bitch's dead.
Speaker 3: Good riddance. I fucking died. I showed everybody at the bar.
Speaker 4: That's good, and you said, have saw When I posted
Speaker 4: on facebooks about Facebook often, all these people were posting
Speaker 4: memes of like there's like Diana, let me in. It's
Speaker 4: this old lady rattling against like a yeah.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 4: All the memes that people are posting, man, I love that.
Speaker 4: It was fucking very funny because I was like, I
Speaker 4: gotta post this. I constantly talk about reptilian Is. I
Speaker 4: constantly talk about the Reptile Queen and Izzy. I wanted
Speaker 4: her to do that because Izzy's very good at art
Speaker 4: and painting. I wanted her to do like a reptilian queen.
Speaker 4: That was the plan, like to do like She.
Speaker 2: Talked to me a couple of times about that.
Speaker 3: She's like, look like, I gotta put a lot of
Speaker 3: time and effort into these paintings, and I just don't
Speaker 3: know how long I want to stare at a reptile. Quick.
Speaker 4: Well, she could have a displayed in the studio. There's
Speaker 4: still room withinside these walls. So if she wants.
Speaker 3: To maybe get a little guy, it'll be a little
Speaker 3: a little guy. It won't be like a fucking yeah.
Speaker 4: We're almost running out of space. But uh yeah, if
Speaker 4: she wants to do a little art even it doesn't
Speaker 4: have to do that. Anything alien or just you as
Speaker 4: a reptilian would be kind of fun.
Speaker 5: That would be hilarious.
Speaker 3: That actually would be pretty fun.
Speaker 4: Make you into a gray alien, come on, awesome, that
Speaker 4: would be for a little thing right here.
Speaker 2: On the I don't care.
Speaker 3: How pleased can you if you make Billy a gray alien?
Speaker 3: All the fans will love its.
Speaker 2: You and her can themselves.
Speaker 3: We can think about it.
Speaker 4: We've talked about you being a great alien numerous times.
Speaker 4: Even Anton laughed when we did that.
Speaker 5: One episode that if you're gonna be an alien, you
Speaker 5: would be.
Speaker 2: A great It's fairy, so come on and be hilarious.
Speaker 4: Anyway, So they're like they're building all these forts obviously
Speaker 4: the turn the century down to day, like the British
Speaker 4: are coming over, and so the futures headquarter, the future headquarters.
Speaker 3: My fucking emails popping up reason the.
Speaker 4: Future headquarters of the British Army in Upper Canada, situated
Speaker 4: near the shores of Lake Ontario. Due to its strategic importance,
Speaker 4: the highway became one of obviously a primary like a frontier.
Speaker 4: During the War of eighteen twelve. You know what happened
Speaker 4: in eighteen twelve Americans, you pieces of shit. So we
Speaker 4: have so many Americans. No, we burned down the White House.
Speaker 4: H You didn't win, Billy. They won in the way
Speaker 4: they should have won.
Speaker 3: Just I just like stern shit.
Speaker 4: A conflict fought between British can United States, obviously, and
Speaker 4: this would eventually get very close to the Civil War.
Speaker 4: So and at that time, in the around the eighteen hundreds,
Speaker 4: a lot of wars broke out.
Speaker 5: You know, everyone was fighting over land.
Speaker 3: They are thought they were top shit.
Speaker 4: It's yeah, and according to the local legend, the bridge
Speaker 4: is haunted by a ghostly woman in white who appears
Speaker 4: to travelers at night. I like that, usually between midnight
Speaker 4: and three am. The apparition is said to be clothed
Speaker 4: and ragged white gown, to have a long, flowing black hair,
Speaker 4: and to have deathly pale complexion, and to act as
Speaker 4: if she is looking for something along the creek bank.
Speaker 3: Such a sight.
Speaker 4: Would alarm would be alarming enough for unsuspecting night travelers.
Speaker 4: But what makes the specter truly terrifying, however, is the
Speaker 4: bright red that drips from her mouth spatter the front
Speaker 4: of her gown.
Speaker 3: She has fucking backwards period blood. Jesus, Jesus, what has
Speaker 3: happened to Billy?
Speaker 2: That's period?
Speaker 4: So like she has blood pouring from her mouth and
Speaker 4: there's blood for the people that have seen her in
Speaker 4: Niagara at this fucking parkway, And okay, you're fucking Even
Speaker 4: if it's some re this apparition does still exist within
Speaker 4: the psyche and the consciousness of existence or whatever the
Speaker 4: fuck we are.
Speaker 5: It's like you're driving down the.
Speaker 4: Road and you fucking see this, Like, okay, right, Halloween
Speaker 4: about okay, weird, that's fucking strange.
Speaker 3: That's pretty cressive, stressed up.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's like those fucking clowns that were going around.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I know, man, I was listening actually because
Speaker 4: I've been trailing back to older episodes, which one should
Speaker 4: be lost apes episodes.
Speaker 3: Was happening, didn't we around the time.
Speaker 4: And it was happening in Canada and all over with
Speaker 4: these clowns. I would actually like to go back into clowns.
Speaker 2: It's actually fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3: The only thing that wasn't funny is that some people
Speaker 3: actually to die because people are using that as a scapegoat,
Speaker 3: genuinely fucking kill people, which was terrifying. If it was
Speaker 3: all a joke to everybody, that would have been fucking hilarious.
Speaker 4: At least for when we die eventually dive into John
Speaker 4: Wayne Gacy effect. We should do it with all three
Speaker 4: of us because he's the clown killer and that's cases
Speaker 4: fucked and we have a very, very fucking trust.
Speaker 3: They picked too many people into one carrus, so it
Speaker 3: is weird.
Speaker 4: So people see her with blood on her gown, blood
Speaker 4: dripping from her mouth, doubtless. Uh Like, obviously people are
Speaker 4: thinking that it's inspired by the seductive vampire minions of
Speaker 4: bram Strokers Kara Jacula. Locals have nicknamed this figure the
Speaker 4: vampire bride.
Speaker 2: Come on, that sounds like a whore every single one
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: And I've watched so many fucking vampire movies or I
Speaker 4: actually read Strokers Dracula too, most of it.
Speaker 3: I was at the cottage.
Speaker 4: I read through it and I was like, and then
Speaker 4: I watched I also watched fucking bram Strokers. Dractly, I've
Speaker 4: watched so many Dracula movies in preparation for fucking first
Speaker 4: class horror. And then I'm like, I don't think Aaron
Speaker 4: or fucking Anton have even watched.
Speaker 3: Like a couple of them.
Speaker 4: I've been watching. I probably watched like seven vampire movies
Speaker 4: by now, and more.
Speaker 3: Is to come.
Speaker 5: Should get a life, I have a life, got any jumps,
Speaker 5: so good?
Speaker 3: I got another new job.
Speaker 5: Job.
Speaker 4: We'll talk about it later. I gotta give out two
Speaker 4: weeks for your Monday. So and this is the nickname
Speaker 4: of the vampire Bride. According to this story, though, while
Speaker 4: the women's husband was away at war, an epidemic of
Speaker 4: tuberculosis swept through the Niagara region. Tragically, the disease took
Speaker 4: the life of the women's newborn baby.
Speaker 3: In order to prevent.
Speaker 4: I guess you could say sickness from spreading un to
Speaker 4: her from her baby, A well meaning doctor plucked the
Speaker 4: baby's tiny body from the arms of the greathing mother
Speaker 4: and prominently cremated it. So during this time, that's whet
Speaker 4: of like, okay, can't bury him in the ground because
Speaker 4: sickness maybe even they don't know how it spreads.
Speaker 5: Uh, doctors very struid back then.
Speaker 3: I could see the correlations like that's our earth, those
Speaker 3: are roots, can't put si.
Speaker 4: And this is a I'm right and me Anton talked
Speaker 4: about when we talked to the strange Mysteries and hauntings
Speaker 4: of the Civil War, which I one of my very
Speaker 4: funny a great episode that we did, and it was
Speaker 4: it was very hilarious. We did a whole skit of
Speaker 4: what it would have been like in the Civil War.
Speaker 4: But the thing is right that they didn't wash their hands.
Speaker 3: They didn't figure that. Halfway through the Civil War they were.
Speaker 4: Like, maybe we should like wash our hands and like
Speaker 4: maybe like sterilize our saws that were cutting this dude's
Speaker 4: leg off with like they didn't know about that shit.
Speaker 4: And then they started figuring stuff out and that it's crazy,
Speaker 4: you know. And you can lay of Egyptian times and
Speaker 4: how they were more advanced, but the fact that in
Speaker 4: our history for a long time we didn't know what
Speaker 4: the fuck.
Speaker 3: We were doing.
Speaker 5: Still still like go inject yourself with some foreign object.
Speaker 5: When she learned what had become for her her child corpse,
Speaker 5: the mother fell into a deep depression, utterly distraught with
Speaker 5: no nothing, no one there, nothing to comfort her. Her
Speaker 5: health began to deterior.
Speaker 4: And soon she contracted the same illness that had taken
Speaker 4: her baby's life. For several long months, tuberculosis tuberculosis TB
Speaker 4: wrecked her body. She developed a chronic fever, turned ghostly pale,
Speaker 4: and began to cough up blood. The consumption is what
Speaker 4: they called her because it would consume your bodies. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it was discussing decad I'm not gonna look for it,
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 3: No, you're going no doing you press on.
Speaker 5: It's arrows, bro, it's arrows.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I'm not listening to you. You're crazy. That's
Speaker 3: the next one I want. Stupid, stupid. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So obviously with doctors back then, they turned the determined
Speaker 4: that with the disease was taking her over and ate
Speaker 4: away your body, transforming her into gaunt, hollowdyed shadow of
Speaker 4: her former self. By the time her husband finally returned home,
Speaker 4: oh man, the woman was on her deathbed. So you're
Speaker 4: coming back from the war.
Speaker 5: You survived the war between fucking the British and the American.
Speaker 3: And what you solidified before the war. Yeah, you had
Speaker 3: your kid, you solidified your life. Yeah, you have your baby,
Speaker 3: You have your kid.
Speaker 4: And then uh, fucking it's and then she comes back.
Speaker 3: Oh man, that's fucking nuts.
Speaker 5: And then she's on her fucking deathbed and it's just.
Speaker 3: Like, well as your flask turning up, it's good.
Speaker 5: It's cranberry cherry juice, which I thought would look the most.
Speaker 2: That sounds amazing, can I act?
Speaker 3: I hate cranberry, but cherry sounds awesome.
Speaker 5: So when the woman finally passed away.
Speaker 3: That's fucking awesome. Cranberry, No, that's the cherry. I don't
Speaker 3: like cranberry, but that is fucking awesome. I would get
Speaker 3: so splashed.
Speaker 5: Careful they might be rye programs out tonight.
Speaker 2: I'm not drinking that.
Speaker 3: That's true. Beer doesn't cause that.
Speaker 4: So by so when the port Wood fires, yeah, when
Speaker 4: the port wind finally passed away. Her husband wrapped her
Speaker 4: body in a white sheet and brought her on horseback
Speaker 4: to the bridge over the Black Creek, one of the
Speaker 4: most beautiful spots on the Riverside Highway. They're not far
Speaker 4: from the Aga River. He buried his wife. I thought
Speaker 4: he just like kicked her off the fucking edge. It's like,
Speaker 4: fuck it, fuck you.
Speaker 3: Bit.
Speaker 4: According to the version of this legend, the ghost of
Speaker 4: the young woman appears from time to time around the
Speaker 4: vicinity of her resting place, searching for the child she
Speaker 4: had lost. Her pale skin and the bloodstains and her
Speaker 4: in the mouth. The blood dripping from her mouth and
Speaker 4: chest does not indicate vamporism.
Speaker 3: I don't that's okay, I understand what you're saying, but
Speaker 3: that's got to be a made up word.
Speaker 5: Vamporism is a real word. That's it is.
Speaker 2: Like, I understand what it means.
Speaker 5: It means sucking blood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, from like being a vampire would be vamporism. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's no fucking way that's a real word. It is.
Speaker 2: I want to see that coming up.
Speaker 4: In November, me and Anti are talking about a serial
Speaker 4: killer that ripped out the fucking Adam's Apple of people,
Speaker 4: and that would be considered vamporism because he's biting into
Speaker 4: somebody's neck and drinking their blood, so to speak.
Speaker 3: That's weird. It's weird to me. That's weird that we
Speaker 3: come up with a lot.
Speaker 4: Of well, it's weird how long vampires have existed in
Speaker 4: our society, in our our consciousness, right, because soon as
Speaker 4: you start fucking doing mushrooms, nothing is real anymore. You
Speaker 4: start to see the through the fucking matrix. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 4: I fucking I've thought things and seen things.
Speaker 2: That Tally missed. Those days I used to have my talies.
Speaker 3: You remember those days. I had a little notebook and it'd
Speaker 3: sit right here and I wouldn't tell anybody, and I
Speaker 3: just like start doing tics. Every time Tom said a
Speaker 3: certain thing, I ended like you said that twenty six times.
Speaker 4: And there was times where Billy actually wrote out stuff
Speaker 4: where he'd be like, hey, I found this. And the
Speaker 4: thing is you would do what I did is old
Speaker 4: school research, whereight now I put on my laptop where
Speaker 4: Billy would write out points you would have At the
Speaker 4: beginning of the podcast, I had a notebook where I
Speaker 4: was like, we're going to talk about this. I was like,
Speaker 4: why I spend my time writing used to fucking paper?
Speaker 4: But I could just like essentially, I like it.
Speaker 3: Because when you write something out, it takes longer and
Speaker 3: I feel like I absorb I absorbed it more. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what they take. I just typed it. I'm just
Speaker 3: like good, nothing, repetition, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 4: And so obviously it's not vamporism, but there the symptoms
Speaker 4: of the infection, the seas that took her life and
Speaker 4: her child resembles vamporism. All right, We're going to end
Speaker 4: it though on the vampire ghost of the Ottawa Jail.
Speaker 4: And we have talked about the Ottawa Jail before. I've
Speaker 4: heard that, have you the vamp I've remember the vampire
Speaker 4: I don't even know you, not the vampire ghost of
Speaker 4: the other way hauntings.
Speaker 3: Because there's hauntings that most the vampire ghosts would be
Speaker 3: a haunting, wouldn't it.
Speaker 4: And and for the Patreon, if Billy ever gets some
Speaker 4: free time, I would like to go on ghost hunts. Also,
Speaker 4: I was talking to someone at work and they go
Speaker 4: and find abandoned buildings, like where people.
Speaker 3: Just picked up and left. Uh.
Speaker 4: The chick was at one she goes to their friend
Speaker 4: and there was just like there was still like like
Speaker 4: stuff in the washroom, like toothbrushes, like decayed like, and
Speaker 4: I was like, how do you find these? She's like,
Speaker 4: just like she went to she went into one of
Speaker 4: the jails that is in a close to us, a
Speaker 4: place called Woodstock, and the jail cells to the basement's flooded.
Speaker 3: It's fucking super creepy.
Speaker 4: And me and Aunt, I'm talking about doing this when
Speaker 4: I'm able to cross the border. We figure out how
Speaker 4: to get reach each other between this time where America
Speaker 4: is free and I don't want to do it. Who
Speaker 4: we quarantine because that will tap into my fucking finances.
Speaker 4: So we're trying to figure out how do we know
Speaker 4: that they don't care now right if you're on vaccinated.
Speaker 3: I just came from Costa Rica and then they didn't
Speaker 3: even really well that's when I came back. They didn't
Speaker 3: ask when.
Speaker 5: Exactly when you come back to Canada.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, cool, come back into Canada. I'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: hundred percent, I'm going to quarantine in my base. And
Speaker 3: then you just don't do.
Speaker 5: Everyone's saying it's like you don't cause you have a
Speaker 5: free right to live in your country.
Speaker 3: Ye, so.
Speaker 4: I just got to get my passport figured out, which
Speaker 4: I haven't renewed because I haven't really left or done
Speaker 4: anything since in a couple of years.
Speaker 5: I haven't left the country.
Speaker 3: You're pretty you're pretty much good now.
Speaker 4: So we want to do stuff and we all want
Speaker 4: to meet. The plan is hopefully that like I'm gonna
Speaker 4: meet with Anton. We're gonna hang out, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean?
Speaker 3: Is the plan. But it would be awesome to get all.
Speaker 4: Three of us together and do something like Anton says,
Speaker 4: we can. He can take us through Buffalo where there's
Speaker 4: like uh he Anton often goes to Rich Rich James's
Speaker 4: grave often.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he just did a live on Instagram.
Speaker 2: He goes there often.
Speaker 5: He's done two lives. Where he goes it's a massive graveyard.
Speaker 3: And I was watching his live.
Speaker 4: I was like, Jesus Christ's graver is huge, and he's
Speaker 4: riding on his moped and he goes around the fucking grave.
Speaker 4: He's got Christ three hundred and like we have the
Speaker 4: same car, which is funny. It's like, Wow, we're destined
Speaker 4: to be best friends.
Speaker 5: We've got to go downtown and they have work James's grave,
Speaker 5: so we talked about doing ghost hunts for the Patreon.
Speaker 3: Tom doesn't get it, but other people.
Speaker 5: Going downtown said work James song.
Speaker 3: I don't know downtown down. That's a terrible fucking I
Speaker 3: love that song so much.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 4: There are two stories associated with the Vampire ghost of
Speaker 4: the Secret Staircase, so this first. These revolve around the
Speaker 4: eight year old son of a prison warden who moved
Speaker 4: into the Governor's mansion with his family. When the family
Speaker 4: first arrived at the jail, the warden Sun was an active, loving,
Speaker 4: happy child until one day things switched.
Speaker 3: The boy developed the mysterious illness, which grew worse over times.
Speaker 5: His personality also began to change, but by the time
Speaker 5: his family left the mansion, that now eleven year old
Speaker 5: boy developed a crippling fear of the dark. Some prisoners
Speaker 5: believe that the boy had been preyed upon in a non.
Speaker 4: Bread No, it's like not like that, someone like maybe
Speaker 4: a vampire preyed upon him. Essentially, it says a vampire
Speaker 4: who didn't drink blood, which did not feed on his blood,
Speaker 4: but rather his health and his energy. A fucking psychic
Speaker 4: vampire doesn't say that, but that's exactly what it is.
Speaker 4: It would be a psychic vampire that preyed on this
Speaker 4: kid's happy emotions and psycond vamp. That's why Anton's like,
Speaker 4: there's not just like vampires that drink your blood anymore.
Speaker 4: And it's existed for a long time where people like
Speaker 4: you know, the news media is a psacking vampire things
Speaker 4: like that, where there's people that are with politicians. Yeah,
Speaker 4: maybe like luck and Trudeau or Biden or these bidens
Speaker 4: his deathbed anyway, but like it's just like these people
Speaker 4: that they and I believe whatever you want to believe
Speaker 4: out there, Okay, I believe. I believe personally that creatures,
Speaker 4: maybe like reptilians or something, evil entities exist beyond this
Speaker 4: rally that will ever understand, and they feed off of energy, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's negative energy.
Speaker 5: It's just like their food source.
Speaker 4: And there's people every day in our waking world that
Speaker 4: do that. If it's a psychology thing, but there is
Speaker 4: people that like, if they're feeling down, they will bring
Speaker 4: you down with them.
Speaker 3: Can you agree with that? A lot of people that know.
Speaker 4: And they bring you down with them because they they're
Speaker 4: also low, so they want you to feel the same way.
Speaker 3: So they cause a lot of people don't really want it.
Speaker 3: They want you to feel the same way, like on
Speaker 3: the surface, yeah, they it's like psychologically, I believe that
Speaker 3: they want you to feel as bad as they do.
Speaker 3: Ye like, not like they really like personally believe that
Speaker 3: they're trying to bring people down what they fucking do.
Speaker 4: And it's depressing and you know what could change your life,
Speaker 4: so you don's The second story regarding the vampire of
Speaker 4: the Ottawao Jail took place in nineteen ninety four when
Speaker 4: two young men were staying overnight Okay and the Governor's
Speaker 4: quarters one night. It's someone who obviously someone who has
Speaker 4: encountered with these jails, but one night, someone who stayed
Speaker 4: withinside of the jail said maybe a ghost detector hunter.
Speaker 4: One of the men of the retired early for the night.
Speaker 4: He awoke suddenly to see shadows staying in the doorway.
Speaker 4: He turned on the light, but the bulb shattered ooh,
Speaker 4: which was scary. The shadow darted quickly across the room
Speaker 4: and disappear in the corner where a set of lockers stood.
Speaker 3: Workers. Oh, so it was during this jail when it
Speaker 3: was erected.
Speaker 4: Workers later discovered a secret passage right where the shadow
Speaker 4: fucking vanished.
Speaker 7: Man, that's well, that just means someone to walk and
Speaker 7: this actually there's all these weird stories to do with
Speaker 7: these vampire ghosts of the Ottawa Jail.
Speaker 4: And I'm glad we did this because I'm glad we
Speaker 4: got deeper into vampires and all that type of stuff
Speaker 4: because it is I like, I love Halloween. I love
Speaker 4: bringing in the fucking season essentially.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've known you for a long time. Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 3: Tom talks about Halloween from it starts in like I
Speaker 3: like this Halloween, though, June ishes when he's like, hog cast,
Speaker 3: what's coming up?
Speaker 2: You're like, just like four months away?
Speaker 3: I still love four over four months, five months because
Speaker 3: it's the end of October. You got one. Uh sure
Speaker 3: it's not gonna be the traditional one, but I got
Speaker 3: something cool.
Speaker 2: It's time for.
Speaker 3: I like not yelling every day. That shit gave me
Speaker 3: a fucking headache every time I did it.
Speaker 5: Chelsea did not like it, But it's not the same.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she always kind upset that.
Speaker 5: He's like, why is he yelling? She that's how she
Speaker 5: knows that the episode was ending.
Speaker 3: It's kind of cool, it's not really like a fun Well,
Speaker 3: I guess it is a fun fact. So there's something
Speaker 3: like I'm looking up a lot of things recently of
Speaker 3: like how to how to break out of your box
Speaker 3: in a sense of like how to make yourself better.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of different ways. There's like doing
Speaker 3: like yeah, I was gonna say shrooms. Sure, just take
Speaker 3: a drug and it's been used in a.
Speaker 2: Bugging anyways, scared of mushrooms?
Speaker 3: Honestly, at this point, I'm it's more funny to say
Speaker 3: that I'm not doing it just because of it.
Speaker 5: If you don't want to change your entire life.
Speaker 3: If I do do mushrooms, I probably wouldn't do it. No,
Speaker 3: I probably just means that we're not friends. I probably
Speaker 3: just won't tell you I did it, and I'll continue
Speaker 3: on the trend. That's saying that I'm not doing it.
Speaker 4: And that's what I don't want. I want you to
Speaker 4: experience with me and we can hug and love each other.
Speaker 3: What happened to my fun factor? Anyways, I've been looking
Speaker 3: at a lot of things like just expand your mind.
Speaker 3: So I came across a couple of videos and it
Speaker 3: was actually mind blowing. So they did a recent sort
Speaker 3: of study. Have you ever heard of the jump out
Speaker 3: of the jar experiment? No? Okay, So they took these fleas,
Speaker 3: and every flea basically on this earth has a vertical
Speaker 3: jump of about two meters, which is insane. No two
Speaker 3: meters jump this, that's like. So you know what they did.
Speaker 3: They took all those all those fleas that could jump
Speaker 3: out of like that could jump at two meters. So
Speaker 3: and they watched them and they realized when they had babies,
Speaker 3: those babies could also jump two meters immediately, there was
Speaker 3: no waight time. So what happened was, uh, they put
Speaker 3: some fleas in a jar, and the fleas would jump
Speaker 3: and they would start hitting their head on the top
Speaker 3: of the jar. So they learned to jump just high
Speaker 3: enough that they wouldn't hit the lid.
Speaker 2: That those weird.
Speaker 3: Then those fleas had babies and they learned and all
Speaker 3: those the highest those babies ever jumped was just as
Speaker 3: high as their parents. Oh then they took those babies
Speaker 3: outside of the jar, and that's still as high as
Speaker 3: they can jump. To prove the point of your surroundings
Speaker 3: and your environment and what you believe is your cap
Speaker 3: is your cap, which is fucking mind is that mind blowing?
Speaker 4: And like in the K I K whatever, I've been
Speaker 4: super in a psychedelics okay recently and I was when
Speaker 4: I was on the other No because listen to this
Speaker 4: because this is interesting on and I was talking to
Speaker 4: Chelsea about this because she hasn't done them in a
Speaker 4: long time, and then we did them together and her
Speaker 4: mind stay is different than mine where I can't stop talking,
Speaker 4: and I was like, why I do it for essentially
Speaker 4: living on the podcast where I analyze everything, where if
Speaker 4: I feel like I don't talk when I'm on high
Speaker 4: doses of mushrooms, I'll explode because I have so many
Speaker 4: things went on my brain because your brain is essentially
Speaker 4: firing off so many neurons and there's connections connectivities in
Speaker 4: your brain and they've calculated this on people that have
Speaker 4: done pacebo effects of it. Paul Stammas talks about this
Speaker 4: and people who are doing the psychedelic mushroom psilocybin because
Speaker 4: it's not like he doesn't like in people say shrooms.
Speaker 3: See you know what's funny is like, my whole story
Speaker 3: and what you just went off of is not even
Speaker 3: kind of correlate.
Speaker 4: With They're saying that even with psychedelics that and you
Speaker 4: can actually trace your patterns of psychedelics and doing mushrooms
Speaker 4: back to your ancestors. Of you can actually, through psilocybin,
Speaker 4: relate to our ancestors and how when they use psilocybin,
Speaker 4: they were using it to beat fear from say a
Speaker 4: sabertoothed tiger maybe or some sort of creature that was
Speaker 4: attacking them, and those are still supposedly and Terrence mckinna
Speaker 4: talks about this imprinted into psilocybin, so as you take
Speaker 4: it memories essentially, if you awaken your consciousness enough, can
Speaker 4: actually revert back to your ancient ancestors.
Speaker 5: It's mind blowing.
Speaker 4: It's weird because essentially this thing that's grown on Earth
Speaker 4: forever and mushrooms are there at the beginning of life
Speaker 4: and the end of life because they're a fungus and
Speaker 4: I've like and it's it's interesting. If I suggest everyone
Speaker 4: listening to Fantastic fung guy, it's fucking blows my mind.
Speaker 4: Paul Stammits is also awesome, and it's just like it. Essentially,
Speaker 4: these things have imprints within our consciousness and people don't
Speaker 4: talk enough about how this could think and expand your
Speaker 4: mind from something in like lines made all this stuff.
Speaker 4: It's fucking pretty cool because you made me think of that,
Speaker 4: because these imprints of how high can you jump? Essentially
Speaker 4: what's been imprinted in our reality, in our society.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like so, But the biggest takeaway from that is
Speaker 3: in a sense up like when somebody tells you can't
Speaker 3: do you know what, another actually great, you can do it.
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 2: You know what's insane?
Speaker 3: Have you ever heard of? And this actually goes hand
Speaker 3: in hand with all this. Have you ever heard of
Speaker 3: the gentleman named Robert Banister? Sounds so familiar. So Robert
Speaker 3: Banister is an extremely, extremely famous person because he is
Speaker 3: the first person in history to ever run a four
Speaker 3: minute mile. Now, before he did it, scientists, doctors had
Speaker 3: did all they did, all these studies saying a human
Speaker 3: being physically can't do that because if you did, your
Speaker 3: heart would explode, And there was studies, there was all
Speaker 3: this shit to back it up. Robert Bannister said, fuck that,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it. He fucking did it. That was
Speaker 3: in like nineteen sixty now or uh fuck, I might
Speaker 3: be wrong in the year, but it was something around that. Anyways,
Speaker 3: today now, it wasn't that long ago that he did it. Today,
Speaker 3: it's common for a high school student to be able
Speaker 3: to run a four minute mile.
Speaker 2: I've heard of that being isn't that insane?
Speaker 5: Tell me that I feel like i've I've definitely heard
Speaker 5: of that before.
Speaker 3: I might have, But like you, you only reached the
Speaker 3: potential that you see as possible when there's so.
Speaker 2: Much more potential.
Speaker 4: Yes, and that's which is insane, and wished to take
Speaker 4: all of this his essentially to like, you don't know
Speaker 4: what you're capable of. You don't know what you're capable of,
Speaker 4: you don't know what have in Yeah, exactly. Conditioning is
Speaker 4: a fucking real thing, actually, and you know what, Me
Speaker 4: and Anton just did it for the first time. And
Speaker 4: I'm hoping, you know, I'm gonna check out Billy's new place,
Speaker 4: and I'm hoping that we can do an episode for
Speaker 4: the Patreon and do a rant episode. I'll come over,
Speaker 4: I'll bring the mics and stuff like that, and we'll
Speaker 4: have some drinks. I'll probably do my dosing and we
Speaker 4: can just chill out and let's have a good conversation.
Speaker 4: Because me and Anton just did one and we fucking
Speaker 4: talked about when Anton I've never tried LSD, When Anton
Speaker 4: did LSD when he's working as it came into this
Speaker 4: conversation of Anton's and mind psychedelic trips and how Anti
Speaker 4: is working at a restaurant having to deal with it
Speaker 4: LSD trips like, oh, let's just take this should be
Speaker 4: that much, he's like tripping balls, well, like finishing a
Speaker 4: shift in it. So we I and it's never happened
Speaker 4: yet me and while have done it, but I would like.
Speaker 3: To do it with you.
Speaker 4: No, twelve hours a long time, but I want to
Speaker 4: do a rant episode. We do a lot of Patren
Speaker 4: stuff and I would and Bill.
Speaker 3: You must do that anyway pretty much episodes every episode
Speaker 3: week either way, we haven't reach you, guys man, episode
Speaker 3: is nice being back, che give me a brain power more,
Speaker 3: I skim more speed.
Speaker 2: You can't do it?
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, I can't. You're in a kill as all. No, No,
Speaker 3: he can't.
Speaker 5: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: Way too much power for two my man? So can
Speaker 3: be calling it? Oh buddy, did Skinny my kid class
Speaker 3: by this? Not paying the lips? I don't got closed on.
Speaker 3: If I can hold on, does that mean I'm gonna.
Speaker 5: Find my own i'mna kills the ship on no ways
Speaker 5: like this.
Speaker 2: They're like, I learn my say okay, oh.
Speaker 3: Look another punk so beason, I hate my hate Solona
Speaker 3: jump into this. I was a past no man because
Speaker 3: I'm a profit.
Speaker 2: E're ip notious while I rocket, you just touch it back.
Speaker 3: See that's a problem. You're picking it, pick, scratching, scream,
Speaker 3: looking for inconsistencies and don't worry because it don't bother me.
Speaker 3: I ain't faced, I didn't even sweat. Feel bad for you, though, dude,
Speaker 3: another hood ride with a tiny deck. My work is
Speaker 3: blood and sweat.
Speaker 2: It's hard and sold so much a blow because there's no.
Speaker 3: Time to rest. Let your phone and watch me go
Speaker 3: collecting places on bets and plug your nose on a
Speaker 3: bathroom slow and I'm on a row.
Speaker 2: And nobody knows. I got a fast fresh and the feelings.
Speaker 3: So this even like holy foss your life, I meaning,
Speaker 3: are used to breathing a message eating Your girl looks
Speaker 3: to me just while you're speaking, So you competent, Honestly,
Speaker 3: you're inadequate at your skill matches.
Speaker 2: My god, damn fucking dryer on tumble dry. Some fuck
Speaker 2: these guys might watchycle.
Speaker 3: With green blood Saints off Bridge's Bible, their Jenner's window
Speaker 3: holing down, can't hit the temple Crossers, say those only
Speaker 3: tempe of music gray deeper than tattoos. I am not
Speaker 3: laughing whistless. Definitely ask you nerdy kids pick lass for ship,
Speaker 3: pulling my pants on confidence. I'm a box of this.
Speaker 3: We'll the last for a minute, caught up in the
Speaker 3: world when the cocaine may remind them what a real
Speaker 3: rap Barta says, and they zomb I just came a
Speaker 3: little show.
Speaker 2: Did we go on the dry?
Speaker 5: Really?
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Speaker 8: that co staf fees look in the butt of the
Speaker 8: come back your soul does. Now you're trying to get
Speaker 8: your soul back. Hold that company in your domain, hopes
Speaker 8: that goes back. Your broback fools are so wack.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to shoot and know that. Now hip
Speaker 3: hop is filled with feminine men. Let me begin to
Speaker 3: reshape your idea. What meus gis you coolest gids? You
Speaker 3: replace me rap of stupid shit? You're your suspitch.
Speaker 8: I don't know where all the confusion is. Can the
Speaker 8: loop and spit because you're about to get fucking out.
Speaker 3: I'm torm bombs. You've been up down by the lad
Speaker 3: cutting your cuts out. I'm gonna run fast. I'm hunting
Speaker 3: you down. You're a fucking done that. Shut your mouth.
Speaker 3: Your longest GA's gonna cut your tongue out. Now, talk shit.
Speaker 3: Your body won't be found in Bamba's.
Speaker 8: Pitch runner stiff godlessness got your wife and kids, says
Speaker 8: hostage ess Legus Priceless.
Speaker 3: I'm not convinced. My knife to.
Speaker 8: Slices, shooting shots like burker wits.
Speaker 2: We fucking murder kids. You shouldn't exist.
Speaker 3: No one knows your purposes. You're nervous bitch. Where do
Speaker 3: you get the nervous.
Speaker 8: Pitch sweaty bumps and bombings?
Speaker 3: Deadly has a mushady to.
Speaker 8: Your moms tits, explosive legging bombs?
Speaker 3: Ready is mom? You know you're wrong, just being honest.
Speaker 3: There's only one I don't know. His name is Tom.
Speaker 3: It's I fucking promise.
Speaker 8: Tom Canton Kirby.
Speaker 5: You're a bunch of fucking wack ass motherfuckers.
Speaker 4: Man, we kill your fucking faggoty ass tramp beats, but
Speaker 3: Canadian style