WEBVTT 1 00:00:08.519 --> 00:00:12.240 Welcome to the Cult of cryptis Strange of counters, of 2 00:00:12.320 --> 00:00:15.839 frogs and lizards, dumb my nick children. 3 00:00:15.560 --> 00:00:17.719 Good Man, Bigfoot, Mockman. 4 00:00:17.760 --> 00:00:22.559 And all their victims. Murry pictures captured by shot witness, 5 00:00:22.879 --> 00:00:26.800 ufloes breaking laws of physics, Pictures. 6 00:00:26.160 --> 00:00:31.000 Of aliens carving the high rogue lyphics. This is a bizarre. 7 00:00:30.519 --> 00:00:31.879 World that we live in. 8 00:00:32.399 --> 00:00:34.560 So sit back, relax, laugh. 9 00:00:34.439 --> 00:00:40.200 And listen because we're here to talk about some cryptics. 10 00:00:41.960 --> 00:00:47.280 This is Tom Thompson Costenos New Raptilian from Strange Group podcast, 11 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:51.640 and we're here I called the Conspiracy to talk about 12 00:00:51.640 --> 00:00:56.200 some bizarre and strange things. So strap in for this 13 00:00:56.399 --> 00:01:01.320 wild and hilarious ride. Now to the show, everybody. The 14 00:01:01.399 --> 00:01:07.079 curtains are open. We're checking tickets at the door. It's 15 00:01:07.120 --> 00:01:15.079 about to get strange, everybody. 16 00:01:16.480 --> 00:01:19.280 I wish I had a vampire coming to my house. Welcome, 17 00:01:19.480 --> 00:01:21.040 sucked off, get in a while. 18 00:01:23.439 --> 00:01:26.680 Welcome to the show. Everybody out there. What's going on 19 00:01:26.959 --> 00:01:29.879 is we're greasing the polls. Sash, I grease the poles 20 00:01:30.519 --> 00:01:33.599 for the spooky season. If I found like I have 21 00:01:33.640 --> 00:01:36.280 a lisp, it's because I'm wearing vampire fings. It won't 22 00:01:36.280 --> 00:01:36.840 be the whole. 23 00:01:36.640 --> 00:01:38.560 Episode punched them in the mouth earlier. 24 00:01:40.439 --> 00:01:43.000 Okay, what's going on everybody? You know who I am? 25 00:01:43.120 --> 00:01:45.200 I am talm Oh do you even have what you 26 00:01:45.280 --> 00:01:45.680 usually have? 27 00:01:46.120 --> 00:01:49.599 I was gonna but you you interrupted? Yeah, like you 28 00:01:49.719 --> 00:01:55.959 usually do. Uh, I don't know. I like the vampire one. 29 00:01:55.959 --> 00:01:58.120 I got another one. It's like my friend. Well it 30 00:01:58.159 --> 00:02:00.599 was just like last week my friend. They dare me 31 00:02:00.680 --> 00:02:03.439 to take like schizophrenic drugs. Yeah, and then he disappeared. 32 00:02:06.120 --> 00:02:10.439 That's actually quite hilarious. Uh you know me, I am 33 00:02:10.520 --> 00:02:12.520 Tom kat aka Tom Thompson. 34 00:02:12.919 --> 00:02:16.080 And who do we have all? My name is Billy. 35 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:20.840 That's very charter. That's awesome. 36 00:02:21.800 --> 00:02:25.120 Yeah, I got the vampires saying for this spooky specific 37 00:02:25.199 --> 00:02:28.000 episode greasing the polls to the Halloween season. 38 00:02:28.520 --> 00:02:30.400 Uh see, how are you two listenings? 39 00:02:30.639 --> 00:02:34.879 M eventually take him out the polls. 40 00:02:35.879 --> 00:02:38.199 There you go, you're done. You did it. It's over, 41 00:02:38.400 --> 00:02:44.599 You're done. We're talking about them empires. Maybe that's why 42 00:02:44.599 --> 00:02:46.439 they fucking talk like that, because they all got a 43 00:02:46.560 --> 00:02:50.560 list I know, vampiles. 44 00:02:50.639 --> 00:02:55.719 Yeah, we're talking about vampires, but specifically vampires of Ontario. 45 00:02:56.800 --> 00:02:58.800 Are getting the stupid fucking things out. 46 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:00.680 So what's going on? 47 00:03:00.800 --> 00:03:04.360 Everybody? I'm excited. I love Halloween. You know we're just 48 00:03:04.400 --> 00:03:06.000 greasing the polls for the Halloween season. 49 00:03:07.439 --> 00:03:08.240 Fuck have it. 50 00:03:08.360 --> 00:03:10.879 We have a special. We'll have a special live special, 51 00:03:11.120 --> 00:03:14.400 but off the top. Obviously this is tell the fans case. 52 00:03:14.439 --> 00:03:17.360 So October twenty eighth, the live special is at six 53 00:03:17.479 --> 00:03:20.240 thirty and you can find it on Facebook. 54 00:03:19.759 --> 00:03:21.639 YouTube six thirty. 55 00:03:22.080 --> 00:03:24.400 It's just because Aaron's gonna be joining us, and Aaron 56 00:03:24.479 --> 00:03:27.680 is in Ireland. You know what time will be in Ireland, 57 00:03:27.800 --> 00:03:30.080 like twelve o'clock. It'll be like midnight when he joins us. 58 00:03:30.319 --> 00:03:32.520 Well, he's already staying up some midnight, so stay up 59 00:03:32.520 --> 00:03:33.759 till one. He's gonna be. 60 00:03:33.759 --> 00:03:35.319 Up because the live session were do a lot of 61 00:03:35.319 --> 00:03:37.400 fun things, show some videos. The live Stors's gonna be 62 00:03:37.400 --> 00:03:40.639 a lot of fun. And then for the Halloween Special, 63 00:03:40.719 --> 00:03:43.520 as we do every year, you will see Me, Billy 64 00:03:43.560 --> 00:03:45.719 and Anton on that one. Will all be dressed up. 65 00:03:45.800 --> 00:03:48.599 So don't forget to tune into last. 66 00:03:48.439 --> 00:03:52.039 Two because you won't recognize them, nor will you remember 67 00:03:52.039 --> 00:03:52.639 their voices. 68 00:03:52.719 --> 00:03:54.800 For this episode, I have vodka. 69 00:03:55.599 --> 00:03:58.080 Part on the thing and it's supposed. 70 00:03:57.759 --> 00:03:59.000 To look like blood. 71 00:03:59.479 --> 00:04:03.520 See liked everything's read right now in the studio because the. 72 00:04:03.479 --> 00:04:05.199 Light, you know, it feels like we're going to bed. 73 00:04:05.240 --> 00:04:06.599 Can we please turn on the other one? 74 00:04:06.759 --> 00:04:09.879 Like we're in the red light district. We're fucking partying, 75 00:04:09.879 --> 00:04:11.400 manting some hookers and ship. 76 00:04:11.520 --> 00:04:12.879 That's what I mean. We'd be going to bed. 77 00:04:12.919 --> 00:04:14.800 I'd be like, Okay, now I got my six hookers. 78 00:04:14.840 --> 00:04:17.240 Now I just want set. 79 00:04:18.879 --> 00:04:20.920 And you know, we got all this stuff coming for Halloween. 80 00:04:20.959 --> 00:04:22.759 It's gonna be super exciting. So, as I say to 81 00:04:22.839 --> 00:04:25.040 the audio listeners and people that usually tune in audio, 82 00:04:25.279 --> 00:04:26.560 you know, subscribe to the YouTube. 83 00:04:26.639 --> 00:04:29.639 Just look up Stranger Podcast and we'll see if it. 84 00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:31.360 I don't know if you can air to bit shoot, 85 00:04:31.399 --> 00:04:33.319 but we create a bit shoot just in case, and 86 00:04:33.360 --> 00:04:35.639 you can just look up Stranger Podcast and you can 87 00:04:35.639 --> 00:04:37.959 find us on bit shoot. It's just starting off with 88 00:04:39.040 --> 00:04:43.319 It's like YouTube but not censored. You can find against 89 00:04:44.000 --> 00:04:47.360 a Pharma and the Shots and the Government and Bill 90 00:04:47.399 --> 00:04:50.120 Gates and a lot of stuff like that. But a 91 00:04:50.120 --> 00:04:52.759 lot of podcasters put stuff up on like stay rock Fin, 92 00:04:52.839 --> 00:04:55.120 which I still gotta we could be on Rock Fin. 93 00:04:55.240 --> 00:04:57.560 I'm just fucking been too busy to get all my 94 00:04:57.639 --> 00:05:00.959 shit figured out for that. But shoots easy I'm just 95 00:05:00.959 --> 00:05:03.079 starting to load up episodes on there now, So if 96 00:05:03.079 --> 00:05:05.279 you go subscribe to bit shoot, I would very much 97 00:05:05.319 --> 00:05:05.959 appreciate that. 98 00:05:06.839 --> 00:05:08.399 I have even seen that. I'd love to see all 99 00:05:08.439 --> 00:05:09.439 the uncensored ship. 100 00:05:09.800 --> 00:05:12.720 Yeah, and uh it's it will be for episodes too 101 00:05:12.839 --> 00:05:15.199 that if say they get pulled from YouTube, will hopefully 102 00:05:15.240 --> 00:05:16.519 be able to put them up on bit shoot. 103 00:05:16.720 --> 00:05:17.000 Cool. 104 00:05:17.079 --> 00:05:19.319 It's like the episode me and Wan did where we 105 00:05:19.360 --> 00:05:22.639 talked about the Freedom Convoy that got pulled from YouTube 106 00:05:22.879 --> 00:05:25.800 and I lost the video though again, and then I 107 00:05:25.879 --> 00:05:28.800 was like, so I wasn't able to Yeah, so we 108 00:05:28.839 --> 00:05:30.439 are talking about vampires. 109 00:05:30.480 --> 00:05:32.800 Sexy sexy vampires. 110 00:05:32.680 --> 00:05:35.319 Honestly, like in the right amount of alcohol. 111 00:05:35.480 --> 00:05:39.480 Like, yeah, vampires are a strange thing to begin with. 112 00:05:39.680 --> 00:05:41.800 Right there, put put put your dick in the hole. 113 00:05:41.879 --> 00:05:44.199 See what happens. Like, I'm all right with that. 114 00:05:44.600 --> 00:05:47.000 I bet they do some tongue work before they cut 115 00:05:47.000 --> 00:05:49.079 it off and then they give you a little bit. 116 00:05:49.079 --> 00:05:53.519 There is a there is a specific there's a specific movie. Yeah, 117 00:05:53.519 --> 00:05:57.560 I get used to whoa, there is a there is 118 00:05:57.560 --> 00:06:01.000 a specific movie. I don't which There is definitely a 119 00:06:01.000 --> 00:06:03.480 horror movie where the chick like bites into the fucking 120 00:06:03.519 --> 00:06:05.240 guy guys. 121 00:06:05.040 --> 00:06:06.959 You're sitting in the fucking dark for so long. 122 00:06:10.120 --> 00:06:12.279 Changed the lighting because Billy was falling asleep in the 123 00:06:12.319 --> 00:06:15.439 red light district. Jesus Chris, So I have my blood 124 00:06:15.600 --> 00:06:20.639 drink for this specific episode. Yeah, so Evan Patters it is, 125 00:06:20.680 --> 00:06:23.199 and like you know, when it comes to vampires, obviously, 126 00:06:23.360 --> 00:06:26.720 and uh, a specific episode it would be out after 127 00:06:26.800 --> 00:06:29.680 this one. But uh for Aaron Show, first class horror, 128 00:06:30.120 --> 00:06:34.519 class cast horror, we'll be talking about all different types 129 00:06:34.519 --> 00:06:36.720 of vampire horror movies. It's gonna be a lot of 130 00:06:36.759 --> 00:06:37.399 fucking fun. 131 00:06:38.360 --> 00:06:38.879 Do you like that. 132 00:06:39.319 --> 00:06:41.639 I've been watching a bunch man, I've watched an interview 133 00:06:41.680 --> 00:06:44.720 with the vampire. I've watched Near Dark, which I've never 134 00:06:44.759 --> 00:06:46.720 seen before, or maybe I saw when I was a kid. 135 00:06:46.720 --> 00:06:50.000 That one was pretty good. It has I can't remember 136 00:06:50.040 --> 00:06:52.519 that douchebag's name, but that one was pretty good. I've 137 00:06:52.560 --> 00:06:54.279 been watching a lot of the Hammer films, which are 138 00:06:54.279 --> 00:06:56.240 my fucking favorite. I just got into them. Didn't know 139 00:06:56.279 --> 00:06:59.160 about the films beforehand, and it was during the sixties. 140 00:06:59.600 --> 00:07:03.079 And for the people on YouTube, when you we played 141 00:07:03.079 --> 00:07:06.639 an intro, Billy was a vampire. That was Christopher Lee 142 00:07:07.040 --> 00:07:10.639 from Lord of the Rings. And he used to play Dracula. 143 00:07:10.959 --> 00:07:11.519 Oh cool. 144 00:07:11.959 --> 00:07:14.959 And and it was in the sixties when they're trying 145 00:07:14.959 --> 00:07:17.399 to revive like Frankenstein, and they just put out all 146 00:07:17.439 --> 00:07:21.879 these crazy movies, lower budget but all real costumes. 147 00:07:22.120 --> 00:07:24.959 But it was, uh, it was kind of to revive 148 00:07:25.000 --> 00:07:26.439 all that shit, and it was pretty good. 149 00:07:26.519 --> 00:07:28.480 And we watched them outside and I was like, these 150 00:07:28.480 --> 00:07:30.639 are actually kind of awesome because it's like the sixties 151 00:07:30.720 --> 00:07:32.639 vibes and everything, and so. 152 00:07:32.639 --> 00:07:34.800 I can watch all those tons of vampire shit. 153 00:07:34.839 --> 00:07:36.360 I mean, I'm the only one I ever watched was 154 00:07:36.360 --> 00:07:38.000 the one with the Flight of the Concords. 155 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:40.079 People, you've never seen any vampire movie. 156 00:07:40.040 --> 00:07:41.120 The one with the Flight of the Concords. 157 00:07:41.160 --> 00:07:43.959 Haven't seen Dracula. I watched Dracula two thousand. That didn't 158 00:07:43.959 --> 00:07:44.519 really hold up. 159 00:07:44.720 --> 00:07:47.360 I can't say I've ever sat through the whole thing. 160 00:07:47.879 --> 00:07:50.800 Interview with the Vampire, you know, interview of the Vampire, 161 00:07:50.839 --> 00:07:52.199 the gayest vampire movie ever. 162 00:07:52.279 --> 00:07:54.560 I'm sure he'd probably had him on an interview. It 163 00:07:54.639 --> 00:07:58.120 was like casting coach. It's no and it's kind of 164 00:07:58.160 --> 00:07:58.439 like that. 165 00:07:58.519 --> 00:08:01.399 It has it has Brad Pit and. 166 00:08:02.439 --> 00:08:07.040 The scientology douche Tom Cruise and it's just like they're 167 00:08:07.800 --> 00:08:10.480 very hints at their like gay together or they love 168 00:08:10.519 --> 00:08:13.839 each other, and it's it's it's strange. And then they 169 00:08:13.879 --> 00:08:17.439 turn fucking Kirsten Dunce to a vampire when she's like 170 00:08:17.480 --> 00:08:18.600 a child, and then. 171 00:08:18.519 --> 00:08:20.040 She like has the maturity. 172 00:08:20.079 --> 00:08:22.519 Another thing with vampires, right, you don't die, right, so 173 00:08:22.519 --> 00:08:24.720 it's somebody you die and then come back, so to speak. 174 00:08:24.920 --> 00:08:26.600 But the thing is they turn on when she's like eleven, 175 00:08:26.680 --> 00:08:28.360 which is like when I'm on I do a lot 176 00:08:28.399 --> 00:08:31.519 of psychedelics now microdose all the time, and you start 177 00:08:31.560 --> 00:08:36.200 to see things that are probably symbolic in movies and 178 00:08:36.200 --> 00:08:38.879 stuff like that. And it's very kind of pedophilic because 179 00:08:38.919 --> 00:08:41.399 she's like a eleven year old girl, but she's growing 180 00:08:41.559 --> 00:08:45.240 in her mind mentally, like maturely, but she's stuck inside 181 00:08:45.240 --> 00:08:48.039 that body. So it's kind of weird because you think 182 00:08:48.039 --> 00:08:50.840 about that if somebody bites you right now with vampire, right, 183 00:08:51.159 --> 00:08:55.399 you would stay the same age, but mentally and maturely 184 00:08:55.480 --> 00:08:56.440 you would grow. 185 00:08:57.960 --> 00:08:58.840 That, right, I know. 186 00:08:58.879 --> 00:09:02.279 And then so she's trying like she's kind of connected 187 00:09:02.320 --> 00:09:04.360 with Brad Pitt and there's kind of like they have 188 00:09:04.480 --> 00:09:08.279 like a dance scene where it seems like they're very much, 189 00:09:09.120 --> 00:09:11.519 you know, into each other. And it's just like she 190 00:09:11.799 --> 00:09:14.240 kind of seems to want him, but she can't because 191 00:09:14.240 --> 00:09:16.679 she's a fucking child. It is very strange. 192 00:09:16.679 --> 00:09:18.799 I mean she probably could if she really wanted them. 193 00:09:19.399 --> 00:09:22.480 Yeah, it's in today's society. Yeah, maps are becoming a thing. 194 00:09:22.679 --> 00:09:24.080 So apps. 195 00:09:24.120 --> 00:09:26.080 Maps you don't know about, Like like are you talking 196 00:09:26.080 --> 00:09:33.120 about like like uh, pedophile maps. Yeah, like like maps. 197 00:09:31.919 --> 00:09:37.960 Like it's uh, it's minor attracted persons. That's what they're 198 00:09:37.960 --> 00:09:40.240 coming out with now, and they're trying to link themselves 199 00:09:40.240 --> 00:09:42.120 in which it's not because Antonine, we be. 200 00:09:42.200 --> 00:09:46.519 Mad part of me what minor. So so like we can't. 201 00:09:46.320 --> 00:09:50.360 Use the word pedophile anymore because like it's not their fault. 202 00:09:50.360 --> 00:09:53.840 They're attracted to children, damn. 203 00:09:54.000 --> 00:09:55.960 Yeah, it's fucked man, it's and it's coming on like 204 00:09:55.960 --> 00:09:58.159 psychology and like coologists and stuff like that. 205 00:09:58.519 --> 00:09:59.639 Psychology majors. 206 00:10:00.399 --> 00:10:02.960 I saw a woman that was like, I'm a psychiatrist, 207 00:10:03.080 --> 00:10:04.639 and you know what, they're just known as maps. 208 00:10:04.679 --> 00:10:05.799 They're attraction. 209 00:10:05.919 --> 00:10:09.679 Here's the thing though, Like to be fair, like yeah, 210 00:10:09.799 --> 00:10:11.840 that's something fucked up with your head. It's kind of 211 00:10:11.879 --> 00:10:14.080 like it's like anything else that you do, like if 212 00:10:14.080 --> 00:10:17.200 you're a drinker. Like, okay, yes, sometimes people like generally 213 00:10:17.279 --> 00:10:20.399 can't help that. That's addiction. You can break addiction. That 214 00:10:20.600 --> 00:10:26.440 being said, whether it's their fault or not, they just 215 00:10:26.519 --> 00:10:31.399 need to die. You can't. We can't be having this. 216 00:10:31.399 --> 00:10:34.879 This is not okay. I'm so sorry that this has 217 00:10:34.879 --> 00:10:37.679 affected you, but you're bye. 218 00:10:39.360 --> 00:10:43.679 Scrap brom me to get the fire up back. 219 00:10:45.159 --> 00:10:49.440 That sounds like Will Ferrell, Yeah, me to get the 220 00:10:49.480 --> 00:10:54.360 fire back. Oh, I knew. It's like you're not on fire, Bobby. 221 00:10:54.759 --> 00:10:57.360 They're talking about vampires and like we're gonna get into 222 00:10:57.399 --> 00:11:00.000 it when we talk about it on First Class whole 223 00:11:00.480 --> 00:11:03.279 with Me Aaron Anton and all the different vampire movies. 224 00:11:03.320 --> 00:11:05.840 But he is an interesting thing because obviously it might 225 00:11:05.879 --> 00:11:07.720 have to do with the fucking reptilians who fucking knows 226 00:11:07.799 --> 00:11:11.000 ding ding, But that that ancient culture out it's always. 227 00:11:10.799 --> 00:11:13.600 Been a story for a long time, I know. 228 00:11:14.279 --> 00:11:17.320 And uh so there's a lot of strange things to 229 00:11:17.360 --> 00:11:20.279 do with vampires obviously, and how you know, you stay 230 00:11:20.360 --> 00:11:23.399 young and you have to consume. But then in the interview, 231 00:11:23.440 --> 00:11:26.440 the vampire does play it very well where he's like 232 00:11:26.559 --> 00:11:29.519 Brad Pitt's character literally drinks the blood of rats at 233 00:11:29.559 --> 00:11:33.559 the beginning, because he doesn't want to consume human beings because. 234 00:11:33.279 --> 00:11:35.600 He didn't really want to be turned a bunch of 235 00:11:35.679 --> 00:11:36.519 vampire rats. 236 00:11:36.879 --> 00:11:38.120 Is that where they're fucking everywhere? 237 00:11:38.200 --> 00:11:40.240 I think he just sucks them till they're dry, so 238 00:11:40.320 --> 00:11:40.720 to speak. 239 00:11:41.000 --> 00:11:42.799 So if you did that to a person, is that 240 00:11:42.840 --> 00:11:44.679 how they kill you? If they like suck, you'd tell 241 00:11:44.679 --> 00:11:47.240 you're dry? Do not turn into a vampire? Die? 242 00:11:47.360 --> 00:11:50.440 Yeah, if you're just getting a bite, right, he'll turn 243 00:11:50.480 --> 00:11:53.000 into a vampire. But if you they suck all the 244 00:11:53.000 --> 00:11:54.559 blood out of you, you're gonna die. 245 00:11:56.159 --> 00:11:57.240 Dog's trying to break in. 246 00:11:57.919 --> 00:11:59.120 Yeah, fucking Charlie. 247 00:12:00.120 --> 00:12:02.279 Yes, So we're talking about vampires and it's just a 248 00:12:02.399 --> 00:12:03.200 it is a strange thing. 249 00:12:03.240 --> 00:12:05.159 It's been in culture for a long time. And then 250 00:12:05.240 --> 00:12:06.399 you know you're And. 251 00:12:06.360 --> 00:12:08.159 That's why it's interesting because like he doesn't want to 252 00:12:08.240 --> 00:12:09.600 kill people because it's an infliction. 253 00:12:09.720 --> 00:12:11.759 It's a curse essentially, and. 254 00:12:11.679 --> 00:12:12.879 They's, what are you gonna do? 255 00:12:13.120 --> 00:12:16.320 Fuck it? Like after embrace it after seven hundred years, 256 00:12:16.840 --> 00:12:19.360 you're just like my morals, I'm kind of done with them, 257 00:12:19.399 --> 00:12:19.639 I know. 258 00:12:20.559 --> 00:12:23.720 So if a place like Sleepy Hollow has any equivalent 259 00:12:23.759 --> 00:12:27.120 in Canada, it is arguably the quiet back country east 260 00:12:27.159 --> 00:12:32.039 of Algonquin Park instead of comprising the hill country of 261 00:12:32.120 --> 00:12:36.480 Hudson River, and this enchanted region constitutes the watershed of 262 00:12:36.600 --> 00:12:41.840 the Madawaska River. Rather than accompanied by the descendants and 263 00:12:41.879 --> 00:12:45.480 accommodating the descendants of the Dutch settlers, the area is 264 00:12:45.519 --> 00:12:51.000 populated by Irish, Scottish, German and especially Polish immigrants. 265 00:12:51.360 --> 00:12:51.759 What do you think. 266 00:12:53.120 --> 00:12:54.120 Yeah, and back in the. 267 00:12:54.159 --> 00:12:56.200 Day, oh, I thought you were talking about right now. 268 00:12:56.279 --> 00:12:58.960 When they first started migrating, Like, I'm ninety percent sure, 269 00:12:59.120 --> 00:13:04.159 Like mo of Algonquin is like sixteen white bitches, sixteen 270 00:13:04.200 --> 00:13:06.399 year you're going camping? Yeah. 271 00:13:06.440 --> 00:13:09.759 And essentially back then when these Dutch, Irish, Shtlers and 272 00:13:09.919 --> 00:13:12.840 German and Polish and all these different types of people 273 00:13:14.440 --> 00:13:17.360 first moved to Canada, there was there was so and 274 00:13:17.399 --> 00:13:20.559 the region is steep with folklore and superstition, and like 275 00:13:20.639 --> 00:13:24.200 Sleepy Hollow, some of its inhabitants are prone to might 276 00:13:24.279 --> 00:13:26.200 they say, exotic beliefs? 277 00:13:26.919 --> 00:13:29.960 Might they say, ad So. 278 00:13:29.919 --> 00:13:33.440 That goes because there is an article on the strange 279 00:13:33.480 --> 00:13:38.919 death of an eighteen year old girl from Palmer Rapper Rapids, Ontario. 280 00:13:39.639 --> 00:13:43.960 Palmer have you other power Rapids I'm assuming that's by Algonquin. 281 00:13:44.080 --> 00:13:49.879 I'm assuming there's rapids there probably, and who drowned herself? 282 00:13:50.000 --> 00:13:53.440 So how do you drowned yourself in the Madagascar? In 283 00:13:53.480 --> 00:13:56.440 the Madagascar, which is I think it's a river or yeah, 284 00:13:56.440 --> 00:13:57.320 it's Madagascar. 285 00:13:57.399 --> 00:13:58.559 I'm assuming it has water. 286 00:13:58.600 --> 00:14:01.679 If she drowned and in the summer, and that was 287 00:14:01.679 --> 00:14:04.399 in the summer of nineteen forty eight, prompted by the 288 00:14:04.440 --> 00:14:09.320 teachings of strange secretarian cult that her father had invented. 289 00:14:10.200 --> 00:14:12.559 Isn't it didn't they do a study? Isn't it impossible 290 00:14:12.559 --> 00:14:13.320 to drown yourself? 291 00:14:13.840 --> 00:14:18.000 Okay, billy, think about a water a body of water. 292 00:14:18.120 --> 00:14:20.039 Well, I guess like if you physically like put like 293 00:14:20.120 --> 00:14:21.960 weights on you. I thought you meant like somebody just 294 00:14:21.960 --> 00:14:25.480 put their face in it. And it's like I thought, 295 00:14:25.519 --> 00:14:27.440 I read that summer. Do you know what I'm talking about? 296 00:14:27.440 --> 00:14:28.879 Like they can you drown in a couple of water? 297 00:14:28.960 --> 00:14:31.159 Yeah? No, well no restraints or anything, but you just 298 00:14:31.200 --> 00:14:33.639 like you literally like go like, here's my body, nothing's 299 00:14:33.679 --> 00:14:36.360 tying me down. I'm going to drown myself. I'm pretty sure, 300 00:14:36.399 --> 00:14:38.879 like they did studies where it's like physically impossible to 301 00:14:38.879 --> 00:14:40.720 do that. Because your body will reject it and you 302 00:14:40.759 --> 00:14:41.600 will come to Yeah. 303 00:14:41.600 --> 00:14:43.440 It's just like the same way of trying to suffogout yourself. 304 00:14:43.519 --> 00:14:45.559 Yeah, you know what I mean, but your body's like, nah, 305 00:14:45.720 --> 00:14:47.039 can't We're gonna keep living. 306 00:14:47.120 --> 00:14:50.360 Think about it if you swim to it, like you know, maybe. 307 00:14:50.240 --> 00:14:52.879 Yeah, okay, yeah, And then I thought you're coming up. 308 00:14:52.919 --> 00:14:56.759 You're like when you say drowned yourself, not just drowned, 309 00:14:56.879 --> 00:14:59.639 it means like, in my mind, it's like you forced 310 00:14:59.679 --> 00:15:02.559 your into this water and you held yourself there until 311 00:15:02.559 --> 00:15:04.720 you died. That's true, right, Or she could have put 312 00:15:04.759 --> 00:15:06.759 like cement blocks on her feet out fucking. 313 00:15:07.399 --> 00:15:10.039 But she drowned herself, they say, in the summer of 314 00:15:10.200 --> 00:15:12.919 nineteen forty eight and the so she just drowned, and 315 00:15:12.960 --> 00:15:17.080 she was surrounded by the teachings of a strange secretarian 316 00:15:17.200 --> 00:15:19.399 cult that her father invented. 317 00:15:19.759 --> 00:15:24.759 Actually, you're already right. This is sketchy because they say, yourself, 318 00:15:24.559 --> 00:15:27.799 if she just drowned for any occasion whatsoever, people just 319 00:15:27.840 --> 00:15:28.759 say she drowned. 320 00:15:29.279 --> 00:15:31.320 But like, but they had to go out of their 321 00:15:31.320 --> 00:15:33.879 way to be like, we didn't do it. She drowned herself. 322 00:15:35.519 --> 00:15:38.000 And this is uh, did I say I have cranberry 323 00:15:38.039 --> 00:15:40.000 and vodka water? Did I say that vodka in? 324 00:15:40.039 --> 00:15:43.080 It was like blood, you said vodka and cranberry? Is 325 00:15:43.080 --> 00:15:44.799 that vodka? Water and cranberry? 326 00:15:44.840 --> 00:15:47.200 Is that what you're fucking cranberry juice and vodka straight? 327 00:15:48.240 --> 00:15:51.159 I was like, you fucking pussy and. 328 00:15:51.240 --> 00:15:54.080 High microdos okay? And I was like fucking Jesus Christ. 329 00:15:54.080 --> 00:15:57.600 Every episode like microdosing and ship and the one episode 330 00:15:57.600 --> 00:15:59.399 we did with the wolf and the bowl, yeah, it 331 00:15:59.440 --> 00:16:03.080 was all about Paulics. I took uh fucking almost a 332 00:16:03.120 --> 00:16:05.279 gram and I was like the beginning my trip was 333 00:16:05.279 --> 00:16:08.200 started saying maybe I took too much, and I was 334 00:16:08.200 --> 00:16:09.879 like just zoned out considering on the computer. 335 00:16:10.000 --> 00:16:12.240 It kind of it doesn't look like normal, you know 336 00:16:12.279 --> 00:16:14.960 what I mean, Like maybe this was a bad idea. 337 00:16:14.879 --> 00:16:16.480 As I thought it was his microdsing and I was like, 338 00:16:16.519 --> 00:16:18.360 maybe I took a couple too many pills. 339 00:16:18.679 --> 00:16:22.440 Like fuck, you say it breaks addiction, but you're addicted 340 00:16:22.480 --> 00:16:22.759 to it. 341 00:16:22.879 --> 00:16:26.360 I'm addicted to being happy because it makes me feel happy. 342 00:16:26.600 --> 00:16:28.960 Fucking same, but that's essence. 343 00:16:29.080 --> 00:16:30.440 Afterwards you feel like shit. I don't know. 344 00:16:30.799 --> 00:16:32.279 I can do high doros and mushrooms and I feel 345 00:16:32.279 --> 00:16:32.879 like shit The next. 346 00:16:32.759 --> 00:16:34.720 Day I can drink ninety of these and I wake 347 00:16:34.759 --> 00:16:37.360 up just fine. I don't get hangovers. 348 00:16:37.919 --> 00:16:41.320 Uh, Billy is a strange creature. Maybe you are a vampire. 349 00:16:41.440 --> 00:16:46.840 Fucking pale knees. I should have turned the cares your 350 00:16:46.840 --> 00:16:47.480 fucking knees. 351 00:16:47.919 --> 00:16:48.919 I'm gonna play with them. 352 00:16:49.080 --> 00:16:55.159 So the first like, the first permanent like community that 353 00:16:55.240 --> 00:16:59.279 these Polish Canadians established was in the village of will 354 00:16:59.360 --> 00:17:01.440 Know on tap. Don't even know where that is. And 355 00:17:01.480 --> 00:17:04.799 I'm in Ontario. We're in Ontario right now. We're inside 356 00:17:04.839 --> 00:17:06.799 of Ontario. I don't know where that is. 357 00:17:07.480 --> 00:17:10.559 Google Maps. I'm sure that will Know like w I 358 00:17:10.759 --> 00:17:11.920 l l n O. 359 00:17:11.960 --> 00:17:19.519 W l w I l n O will No, will No, Ontario, Ontario. 360 00:17:20.519 --> 00:17:23.519 How far is the premiere? Almost five hours Holy ship. 361 00:17:23.599 --> 00:17:24.240 So it's up north. 362 00:17:24.279 --> 00:17:29.920 Probably can't be so in the States, it's uh, it's 363 00:17:30.000 --> 00:17:32.480 it looks like it's about an hour east of Ottawa. 364 00:17:33.359 --> 00:17:36.799 I see you see Pembrooke, So it's in it it's 365 00:17:36.799 --> 00:17:39.799 by Pembroke. No, it's Ontario. Oh yeah, it was like 366 00:17:39.839 --> 00:17:41.640 it's said Ontario, Ontario. 367 00:17:41.880 --> 00:17:45.200 Oh yeah, true, true, Okay, So and obviously they're the 368 00:17:45.240 --> 00:17:48.319 Polish people brought their fucking strange superstition and all the 369 00:17:48.319 --> 00:17:52.839 stuff that comes with it. The Cashub, the Cashub immigrants, 370 00:17:53.119 --> 00:17:58.680 immigrants who sett in Ontario, like Poles the world over. 371 00:17:58.839 --> 00:18:02.720 They were very staunt Roman Catholics, the Polish, I guess, 372 00:18:03.160 --> 00:18:06.359 but like they're a sect of people just like this. 373 00:18:06.359 --> 00:18:11.279 This chip that drowned herself was in a cult. She's 374 00:18:11.359 --> 00:18:14.880 a cult, a Secretarian cult, which essentially it's like a 375 00:18:14.920 --> 00:18:19.759 super religious cult, but it's a section of Christianity essentially. 376 00:18:19.759 --> 00:18:22.079 That's why Secretarian, which I had to look up because 377 00:18:22.079 --> 00:18:23.440 I was like, what the fuck is that ship? 378 00:18:23.599 --> 00:18:27.559 I was just like a horse cult, a sector called 379 00:18:28.240 --> 00:18:32.720 it was a good horse called the Secretarian. Why why 380 00:18:32.759 --> 00:18:36.599 this Secretarian that was like the world's most famous racehorse? 381 00:18:37.599 --> 00:18:38.440 Why would I know that? 382 00:18:38.559 --> 00:18:38.759 Is that? 383 00:18:38.759 --> 00:18:42.680 The common knowledge? Extremely strange. You're a strange fellow. 384 00:18:43.200 --> 00:18:43.799 It's not me. 385 00:18:44.279 --> 00:18:46.319 If one person did not know that before I said 386 00:18:46.319 --> 00:18:46.720 it sent. 387 00:18:46.680 --> 00:18:50.240 Me a message is a nuisance I like the ones 388 00:18:50.279 --> 00:18:50.759 that you got. 389 00:18:52.319 --> 00:18:55.920 Uh so, uh so, obviously it is strange. So they 390 00:18:55.920 --> 00:18:59.200 came over here, the very staunch Roman Catholics. In addition 391 00:18:59.519 --> 00:19:05.039 to their Catholic faith faith however, the first uh they 392 00:19:05.079 --> 00:19:07.640 were the first non terror of the Cashups imported an 393 00:19:07.799 --> 00:19:15.039 older folk religion into the Madagascar valley. Okay okay uh 394 00:19:15.079 --> 00:19:18.079 and they they supposedly were compiled of their Catholicism. 395 00:19:18.559 --> 00:19:25.440 This and the shadowy tapestry tapestry, tapestry tapestry, it's whatever 396 00:19:25.440 --> 00:19:26.400 you every want to pronounce it. 397 00:19:26.319 --> 00:19:35.480 To mees right, fork folklore and superstition they brought with 398 00:19:35.559 --> 00:19:38.720 them was a product of the Eastern europe relic of 399 00:19:38.799 --> 00:19:40.599 old Slavic ancestors. 400 00:19:41.039 --> 00:19:45.799 This weird tradition, this old religion constitutes a belief in hexes, 401 00:19:46.079 --> 00:19:51.319 black magic, and various supernatural entities and prescribed methods by 402 00:19:51.400 --> 00:19:55.559 which people could protect themselves from these malevolent forces and 403 00:19:55.720 --> 00:19:58.000 remedy the noxious effects. 404 00:19:59.359 --> 00:20:04.119 It's like all of this is like old timey uh 405 00:20:04.839 --> 00:20:05.920 micro dos. 406 00:20:06.920 --> 00:20:10.160 Yeah, I'm fucking I'm always I'm always high. 407 00:20:10.319 --> 00:20:13.000 Oh No, I just meant like the whole like art 408 00:20:13.039 --> 00:20:16.880 and culture of microdosing. This is before that. You just 409 00:20:16.920 --> 00:20:19.599 take this little thing and all of a sudden, Yeah, 410 00:20:19.640 --> 00:20:22.000 I know all these Damn that's heaviest. 411 00:20:22.039 --> 00:20:24.799 It's a fucking light to be careful, don't set that's 412 00:20:24.799 --> 00:20:25.960 for my cigars, don't waste it. 413 00:20:26.440 --> 00:20:26.799 It's right. 414 00:20:26.920 --> 00:20:29.839 I like to have fucking true mushrooms, watch movies outside 415 00:20:29.880 --> 00:20:30.599 and smoke cigars. 416 00:20:30.640 --> 00:20:33.680 That's my fucking new thing. I've said podcast. I'm sure, 417 00:20:35.160 --> 00:20:35.839 and uh, I. 418 00:20:35.759 --> 00:20:38.960 Think tomorrow when uh, when it's gonna be a Saturday, 419 00:20:39.000 --> 00:20:42.240 I think we're gonna watch the Vivvich The Witch Outside's 420 00:20:42.359 --> 00:20:43.400 very creepy film. 421 00:20:43.519 --> 00:20:44.799 And then obviously one of these. 422 00:20:44.759 --> 00:20:48.720 Uh these films TV outside. No, I have a fucking 423 00:20:48.720 --> 00:20:52.240 projector with a huge screen. It's fucking awesome. Cool, it's awesome. 424 00:20:52.279 --> 00:20:53.799 I was talking about maybe like it'd be cool if 425 00:20:53.799 --> 00:20:54.599 you guys could come down. 426 00:20:55.039 --> 00:20:56.519 Oh I remember you saying that. I thought you just 427 00:20:56.559 --> 00:20:57.720 meant that was an idea though. 428 00:20:57.640 --> 00:20:58.799 Oh I got it. It's fucking funny. 429 00:20:58.920 --> 00:21:00.839 I just see Tom lying in the field on his 430 00:21:00.960 --> 00:21:03.400 phone watching a movie. It's like, I like watching this 431 00:21:03.519 --> 00:21:05.039 outside and I'm in tripping balls. 432 00:21:05.079 --> 00:21:07.160 We watched The Village and I was like on three 433 00:21:07.200 --> 00:21:09.880 grams of mushrooms and like, I don't tell Chelsea what 434 00:21:10.000 --> 00:21:12.000 I'm seeing. I just kind of act try to act normal, 435 00:21:12.160 --> 00:21:14.960 but like everything is like a hexagonic pattern, like I'm 436 00:21:14.960 --> 00:21:18.480 in a fucking kaleidoscope, and I'm like okay, And then 437 00:21:18.559 --> 00:21:20.519 like The Village is a weird movie to begin with, 438 00:21:20.519 --> 00:21:22.359 this chip. The blind chicks like staring at the screen. 439 00:21:22.400 --> 00:21:24.279 I'm like, okay, I geted to calm down, and then 440 00:21:24.279 --> 00:21:26.920 I go pee and it's dark as ship, and then 441 00:21:26.920 --> 00:21:28.599 I stare into the darkness and I can see all 442 00:21:28.640 --> 00:21:31.200 sorts of weird fucking shit. And Anton's like, yeah, you 443 00:21:31.319 --> 00:21:34.200 never just stared into the darkness and just see what happens. 444 00:21:34.200 --> 00:21:36.599 I was like, not yet, but I'll get there, just 445 00:21:36.640 --> 00:21:39.319 like I'm gonna see a reptilian. Look at yourself as 446 00:21:39.359 --> 00:21:41.119 the fucking scariest thing I've ever seen. 447 00:21:41.160 --> 00:21:42.680 Not the scariest, the craziest thing. 448 00:21:43.039 --> 00:21:45.799 It's usually pretty scary. It's fucking weird. And I was watching. 449 00:21:45.799 --> 00:21:49.400 I only come over here once every other week. I 450 00:21:49.400 --> 00:21:53.160 gotta I gotta Billy. 451 00:21:54.079 --> 00:21:56.279 But mushrooms are fucking interesting and I will be doing 452 00:21:56.279 --> 00:21:57.880 a video of that for the YouTube. 453 00:21:58.319 --> 00:22:00.960 Sure, you've already done a couple, I've well, I've just. 454 00:22:00.880 --> 00:22:05.519 Done small little fun tiktoks about and. 455 00:22:04.440 --> 00:22:06.319 Not yet, not yet, not yet? What do you mean 456 00:22:06.359 --> 00:22:09.279 You've done like four since we started twenty two minutes ago. 457 00:22:09.519 --> 00:22:12.960 That's true too. Mushrooms and love each other, That's what 458 00:22:13.000 --> 00:22:16.640 I got to tell you. Uh so it is so weird, 459 00:22:16.680 --> 00:22:19.519 so in the nineteen sixties, rumors that this belief system 460 00:22:19.599 --> 00:22:23.920 was still alive well in Canadian cash up communities. 461 00:22:24.119 --> 00:22:25.680 And I've never heard of the cash ups. 462 00:22:26.200 --> 00:22:28.319 If you're a cash about there you know someone that is, 463 00:22:28.680 --> 00:22:31.279 send them my way, strange your podcast at gmail dot com. 464 00:22:31.839 --> 00:22:33.839 I just don't know about their religion. I've never heard 465 00:22:33.880 --> 00:22:35.200 of it before ever. 466 00:22:35.359 --> 00:22:35.920 Have you ever? 467 00:22:36.680 --> 00:22:40.039 No, it's like sat of people, the Polish. I wonder 468 00:22:40.119 --> 00:22:42.559 if you are aware the cashwes came. 469 00:22:42.519 --> 00:22:46.400 From cashews are did you prayed that? 470 00:22:46.720 --> 00:22:47.480 So hot. 471 00:22:50.079 --> 00:22:50.400 People? 472 00:22:50.759 --> 00:22:52.920 It's like people have to eat fucking nuts and that's 473 00:22:52.960 --> 00:22:55.599 all they eat and they actually come to become a nut. 474 00:22:55.759 --> 00:22:58.160 You can how you can live a decent diet off 475 00:22:58.279 --> 00:22:58.759 like just. 476 00:22:58.720 --> 00:23:02.960 Sad it's saturated fat but not trans fats better four. 477 00:23:02.799 --> 00:23:03.799 You so to speak. 478 00:23:04.200 --> 00:23:07.240 They say they do, say that's homophobic. 479 00:23:07.319 --> 00:23:08.000 Actually, oh my. 480 00:23:07.920 --> 00:23:09.519 God, I don't give a ship man. You think I 481 00:23:09.599 --> 00:23:12.240 care man, cancel me. I'll fucking come to your family 482 00:23:12.279 --> 00:23:14.319 and I'll fucking Charles manson their asses. 483 00:23:14.559 --> 00:23:20.000 I want to get canceled for trans fat. That's really fun. 484 00:23:20.599 --> 00:23:21.440 I didn't think that up. 485 00:23:21.480 --> 00:23:26.359 Still afterwards, again, Billy is a nuisance. 486 00:23:27.880 --> 00:23:32.279 So fuck man made me laugh and that one element 487 00:23:32.359 --> 00:23:35.680 of this Canadian Cashwbinian cashubinion. 488 00:23:36.559 --> 00:23:42.279 Just check this. He might be right Kashibian. That's exactly 489 00:23:42.279 --> 00:23:45.359 actually how i'd probably say. 490 00:23:44.799 --> 00:23:48.160 Kashibian demonology, and we're probably gonna butcher. And if you're 491 00:23:48.160 --> 00:23:51.319 someone who is a kashub I'm fucking sorry. Okay, I'm 492 00:23:51.319 --> 00:23:54.839 always apologizing. I'm a cringey motherfucker. As you know, it's okay. 493 00:23:55.079 --> 00:23:57.240 He just learned how to say sorry recently. 494 00:23:57.359 --> 00:23:58.279 Yes, sorry. 495 00:23:59.119 --> 00:24:00.799 I was on another podcast, are like, oh, I love 496 00:24:00.839 --> 00:24:02.599 how Canadians say sorry? And I was like, I don't 497 00:24:02.640 --> 00:24:04.759 fucking hear it, but I guess that sorry, I guess 498 00:24:04.799 --> 00:24:05.599 if you just listen. 499 00:24:06.160 --> 00:24:06.400 Uh. 500 00:24:06.480 --> 00:24:07.400 Maybe I don't know. 501 00:24:07.559 --> 00:24:09.680 I've never sorry. 502 00:24:09.920 --> 00:24:13.160 I got another fucking uh and fans out there, if 503 00:24:13.200 --> 00:24:17.519 you think so, let's start a fucking a poll. I 504 00:24:17.640 --> 00:24:20.960 got another fucking somebody saying that I sound like Jonah Hill. 505 00:24:21.200 --> 00:24:23.359 It's like the fucking fourth person. I was like, I 506 00:24:23.480 --> 00:24:24.279 don't hear it. 507 00:24:24.400 --> 00:24:25.400 I don't know, I don't know. 508 00:24:25.519 --> 00:24:29.200 Fucking maybe I am. Maybe I am Jonah Hill. I 509 00:24:29.240 --> 00:24:32.680 don't think so. I would would say how many fucking people? 510 00:24:32.720 --> 00:24:34.839 I got so many people by day, like fucking strange 511 00:24:34.880 --> 00:24:36.200 and I was like, did you come to this inclusion 512 00:24:36.200 --> 00:24:38.400 on your own? And they're like, yeah, like fucking weird 513 00:24:38.400 --> 00:24:40.440 because I know you mentioned it before, but it's another 514 00:24:40.480 --> 00:24:41.400 person saying that ship. 515 00:24:41.640 --> 00:24:44.039 Now. I'm just that's all things. Like I can see 516 00:24:44.039 --> 00:24:45.319 the resemblance a little bit. 517 00:24:45.799 --> 00:24:47.319 I'm like, no, they're saying my voice. 518 00:24:47.400 --> 00:24:49.920 Yeah, that's what I mean, Like when you talk, I 519 00:24:49.920 --> 00:24:52.200 can see there's sorry, I can hear the resemblance. 520 00:24:53.000 --> 00:24:55.759 So they brought like their beliefs of demonology and actually 521 00:24:55.759 --> 00:24:58.920 a belief in vampires, and they still was around the 522 00:24:58.960 --> 00:25:02.720 sixties per se. And in nineteen sixty eight, fifteen Polish 523 00:25:02.799 --> 00:25:08.519 Canadians were interviewed and documented their folklore and their traditions, 524 00:25:08.559 --> 00:25:11.480 which is kind of cool. And the study in nineteen 525 00:25:11.519 --> 00:25:15.240 sixty nine by them talking and they wrote it down, 526 00:25:16.559 --> 00:25:19.319 what a quill. 527 00:25:19.519 --> 00:25:22.799 Okay whatever, that's gone. 528 00:25:23.039 --> 00:25:28.559 But pencil man like study in nineteen sixty nine, Oh, 529 00:25:28.680 --> 00:25:35.440 they said sixty. Now, nineteen sixty nine like the time 530 00:25:35.480 --> 00:25:37.160 where everyone was doing you. 531 00:25:37.119 --> 00:25:39.680 Said sixteen sixty And I was like, what the fuck 532 00:25:39.759 --> 00:25:42.880 are they writing with? That's like still today. I'm like, 533 00:25:42.920 --> 00:25:44.000 everyone's just got stoned. 534 00:25:44.160 --> 00:25:46.279 No, they had pencils back then, right, Yeah. 535 00:25:46.079 --> 00:25:48.160 But whatever you wrote with at that time frame would 536 00:25:48.200 --> 00:25:48.680 have been gone. 537 00:25:48.880 --> 00:25:52.440 But they did not have pencils back in fucking sixteen hundreds. 538 00:25:52.480 --> 00:25:54.799 Are you sure like the which time didn't they? Fucking 539 00:25:54.920 --> 00:25:56.920 we got to always google things for fucking. 540 00:25:56.799 --> 00:25:59.960 Well when you fucking call me out, because a part 541 00:26:00.079 --> 00:26:02.319 of me wants to say, pencils were only invented like 542 00:26:02.519 --> 00:26:06.519 less than one hundred years ago, where. 543 00:26:06.440 --> 00:26:13.400 I took three pencil invented, it's gonna go way back, 544 00:26:13.519 --> 00:26:14.839 like you're not gonna get accurate. 545 00:26:16.039 --> 00:26:20.839 Oh uh, the modern pencil, Uh, it was invented like 546 00:26:20.880 --> 00:26:24.200 a little more recently, but the whole idea of a 547 00:26:24.200 --> 00:26:26.480 pencil was created in seventeen ninety five. 548 00:26:26.759 --> 00:26:28.480 Oh so they didn't have pencils. They had a quail 549 00:26:28.480 --> 00:26:30.880 store where you did it in ink. Okay, and we're 550 00:26:30.920 --> 00:26:33.319 talking about the fucking sixties where a bunch of hippies 551 00:26:33.359 --> 00:26:36.839 were doing just on my fucking on my list to 552 00:26:36.880 --> 00:26:39.359 do next one line, fucking rushed. 553 00:26:41.400 --> 00:26:45.319 One line, fucking it. 554 00:26:46.880 --> 00:26:48.559 So fucking longer. 555 00:26:51.160 --> 00:26:54.160 It's like we got time, I've got anything, I got 556 00:26:54.240 --> 00:26:56.039 no TV shows to watch. 557 00:26:56.079 --> 00:26:57.599 You got nothing to do with that, And their favorite 558 00:26:57.599 --> 00:26:59.079 thing to do is fucking public hangings. 559 00:26:59.119 --> 00:27:01.440 Dude, it's like, go and be like this bit. I 560 00:27:01.440 --> 00:27:04.359 hope I can finish this letter by next week's public hanging. 561 00:27:06.279 --> 00:27:11.920 My wife is a witch? Oh that would be. That's 562 00:27:12.000 --> 00:27:13.440 thousands of dips to write that. 563 00:27:14.720 --> 00:27:16.640 Man, what in time where if your wife was just 564 00:27:16.680 --> 00:27:20.640 acting up, you're like, hey, fucking don't you dare or 565 00:27:20.680 --> 00:27:23.480 I'll fucking scream at the top of my lungs with 566 00:27:23.519 --> 00:27:25.480 a bell in the town that you're a witch. 567 00:27:26.400 --> 00:27:28.880 Saw, I just missed the days where you could just 568 00:27:28.960 --> 00:27:29.359 hit him. 569 00:27:32.359 --> 00:27:36.440 I'm very drunk and ten getting still drunker before the 570 00:27:36.480 --> 00:27:37.160 evening's over. 571 00:27:38.079 --> 00:27:39.079 What is that from? 572 00:27:39.279 --> 00:27:40.200 It's an old ass movie? 573 00:27:41.000 --> 00:27:41.400 Was it from? 574 00:27:41.480 --> 00:27:41.880 I don't know. 575 00:27:41.960 --> 00:27:44.319 My boss has said that to me like eight times. 576 00:27:44.400 --> 00:27:47.319 No idea, I just and he always smiles after he 577 00:27:47.400 --> 00:27:50.440 says it. Oh my god, I can say he's referencing something. 578 00:27:50.480 --> 00:27:52.720 Now I'm gonna fucking ask him. I don't know what 579 00:27:52.720 --> 00:27:53.240 movie it is. 580 00:27:53.759 --> 00:27:56.039 I have a fucking thing where I find all my 581 00:27:56.079 --> 00:27:57.640 little clips and I just type in a word and 582 00:27:57.640 --> 00:27:58.599 it fucking brings him up. 583 00:27:58.640 --> 00:28:00.759 So so I'm not tell my seekers. 584 00:28:01.599 --> 00:28:02.000 So it is. 585 00:28:02.240 --> 00:28:04.920 So they studied this okay and a guy, and they 586 00:28:04.960 --> 00:28:07.720 interviewed people of these Polish Canadians that have these folklore 587 00:28:07.839 --> 00:28:10.200 editions and people that at least still knew of it 588 00:28:10.200 --> 00:28:12.119 and it was still within their culture, which is actually 589 00:28:12.440 --> 00:28:14.880 kind of fucking cool. And I've always said, being a 590 00:28:14.920 --> 00:28:17.559 fucking white dude from Canadian, all I am is Canadian, 591 00:28:18.359 --> 00:28:20.160 I know and like, and I heard, like, you know, 592 00:28:20.160 --> 00:28:22.559 people like Aaron that's actually Irish would make fun of me. 593 00:28:22.599 --> 00:28:24.960 But I'm like, I got Irish blood, I got Scottish 594 00:28:24.960 --> 00:28:28.359 bludds like, but it's so far back. I'm just Canadian, Okay, 595 00:28:28.440 --> 00:28:31.240 I have no culture. My culture is fucking whatever Trudeau 596 00:28:31.319 --> 00:28:31.960 wants it to be. 597 00:28:33.920 --> 00:28:36.880 Every episode, all right, this is the study in nineteen 598 00:28:36.960 --> 00:28:41.720 sixty nine. Three years later, a book was published entitled Vampires, 599 00:28:42.359 --> 00:28:48.640 Dwarves and Witches among the Ontario Cashups. So, and this 600 00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:50.720 is just talking about vampires and Ontario. So I'd be 601 00:28:50.839 --> 00:28:54.079 curious of the cashubs when it comes to dwarves and 602 00:28:54.119 --> 00:28:56.880 witches too. That'd be eventually we'll be diving into witches 603 00:28:56.920 --> 00:28:58.400 one day. It's we'll get into it. 604 00:28:58.880 --> 00:29:02.880 The cashup vampire is malicious undead being in which certain 605 00:29:02.920 --> 00:29:08.119 people transform after death, and the vampire will emerge from 606 00:29:08.160 --> 00:29:12.960 its coffin and the cool visit homes of their relatives 607 00:29:13.240 --> 00:29:16.319 and either kill them by sucking out their blood or 608 00:29:16.440 --> 00:29:18.359 carry them away never to be seen again. 609 00:29:19.000 --> 00:29:19.880 That's kind of me. 610 00:29:20.119 --> 00:29:23.599 I fucking hated all you you remember you remember, remember 611 00:29:23.759 --> 00:29:29.559 remember dinner seventeen years ago, and I just happened to 612 00:29:29.559 --> 00:29:31.359 be less one served there was. 613 00:29:34.079 --> 00:29:38.000 It is what a fucking strange tradition, like strange folklore essentially. Yeah, 614 00:29:38.119 --> 00:29:40.480 just like this on your undead being and you realize 615 00:29:40.480 --> 00:29:43.480 you're a vampire and it's just like you visit your relatives. 616 00:29:43.559 --> 00:29:45.960 That's fucking terrifying. You know what that is emerged from? 617 00:29:46.160 --> 00:29:49.359 You know what that fucking is is extra Not only 618 00:29:49.519 --> 00:29:53.160 are they mourning the fact that their family just died now, 619 00:29:53.200 --> 00:29:56.480 they're also petrified that he's gonna come back and kill them. Yeah, 620 00:29:56.519 --> 00:29:58.799 coming back from we treated him so well. 621 00:29:58.960 --> 00:30:00.920 I don't know why you doing this. 622 00:30:01.279 --> 00:30:04.400 He's like knocking at your door and it's like ship, Okay, 623 00:30:04.519 --> 00:30:08.720 we didn't think Jehoseph, whatever fucking names are back then, 624 00:30:08.920 --> 00:30:10.319 fucking in folklore, what's. 625 00:30:10.119 --> 00:30:14.279 A Polish name? Madeline? Are you sure all right? 626 00:30:14.319 --> 00:30:14.480 Well? 627 00:30:14.480 --> 00:30:16.640 Madeleine is gonna come back and she's scratching it. 628 00:30:16.759 --> 00:30:19.960 That's the English version. It's Uh, damn, I forget what 629 00:30:20.000 --> 00:30:23.200 it's called. Just my My buddy's wife is named Madeline. 630 00:30:23.200 --> 00:30:27.920 She's from Poland. Oh that's her. It's like a difference, 631 00:30:27.920 --> 00:30:35.440 it's like Madeline or her last name. No, it's Lawski. 632 00:30:36.559 --> 00:30:38.319 Ski's in the last fun I bet. 633 00:30:41.359 --> 00:30:46.000 So that is already carried away to never be seen again. Also, 634 00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:49.680 ding dong, the fucking queen is dead. Fuck that bitch. 635 00:30:50.160 --> 00:30:52.480 Yes, if you didn't know where you're going, I was just like, 636 00:30:53.400 --> 00:30:54.039 it's just dead. 637 00:30:55.960 --> 00:30:57.519 Might as well this is coming out the same time 638 00:30:57.559 --> 00:31:01.519 we're recording it around so fucked and. 639 00:31:01.640 --> 00:31:03.640 I loved it as soon as it happened. 640 00:31:03.759 --> 00:31:07.279 We're uh, everyone's talking about at work and I was like, 641 00:31:07.400 --> 00:31:09.440 and I was like, we ever feel sorry for that bitch? 642 00:31:09.480 --> 00:31:13.920 Fucker? Uh. As soon as so I went to it happened, 643 00:31:13.960 --> 00:31:16.440 I didn't even fucking know. You know how disconnected I 644 00:31:16.440 --> 00:31:20.400 am from everything. I just deleted so many social media 645 00:31:20.440 --> 00:31:23.240 platforms where like, I'm not on really. 646 00:31:23.759 --> 00:31:25.480 To get famous, man, and people want to know what 647 00:31:25.480 --> 00:31:25.960 you're up to. 648 00:31:26.160 --> 00:31:29.359 Well, like I stilln't have a physical account, but I'm 649 00:31:29.400 --> 00:31:32.519 not walking in there. Yeah. Look, I'm not on Instagram, 650 00:31:32.559 --> 00:31:34.720 I'm not on Facebook, I'm not really the only thing 651 00:31:35.880 --> 00:31:39.960 is porn up. Yeah, there's a lot of gets chilling there. 652 00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:44.880 If you haven't seen uh that website, I'll tell you what. 653 00:31:44.920 --> 00:31:48.599 It's got some good material, new material too, shit with 654 00:31:48.759 --> 00:31:49.680 new people. 655 00:31:50.000 --> 00:31:50.559 It's like they. 656 00:31:50.480 --> 00:31:52.119 Somehow just find all these actresses. 657 00:31:53.160 --> 00:31:57.839 Once the blood sucking, once the blood sucking reverend has 658 00:31:57.920 --> 00:32:00.759 dealt with his family members, it will make its way 659 00:32:00.759 --> 00:32:04.359 to the local chapel and ring the church bell. And 660 00:32:04.480 --> 00:32:07.119 to me, a lot of times witches and vampires are 661 00:32:07.119 --> 00:32:12.160 not allowed on hallow grounds, so in their tradition and 662 00:32:12.200 --> 00:32:13.920 folklore they are. It's the same way. 663 00:32:13.920 --> 00:32:16.400 There's something not a lot of hallow grounds. 664 00:32:16.799 --> 00:32:20.559 The grounds that are religious, Like, oh, that's what you 665 00:32:20.559 --> 00:32:21.279 mean by hello. 666 00:32:21.440 --> 00:32:25.599 So cemeteries that are in a religious cemetery or a church. 667 00:32:25.720 --> 00:32:28.240 I love all those rules in the sense of you're 668 00:32:28.319 --> 00:32:31.599 talking about it being that's super fucked up. He's like, hey, hey, hey, 669 00:32:31.880 --> 00:32:33.519 I respect your rules. 670 00:32:34.920 --> 00:32:36.519 Are you gonna watch hocus Pocus this year? 671 00:32:37.160 --> 00:32:38.359 Uh? 672 00:32:38.400 --> 00:32:41.200 I'm gonna say, like, do you want me to be honest? 673 00:32:41.240 --> 00:32:43.319 You just want me to tell you what you're gonna say? No? 674 00:32:43.519 --> 00:32:45.880 Like is he would probably want my honest opinion. I 675 00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:48.119 would like what I can tell you is, Oh, that 676 00:32:48.240 --> 00:32:50.839 sounds cool. I might want to watch that sometime. What's 677 00:32:50.880 --> 00:32:52.839 actually gonna happen is I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna 678 00:32:52.839 --> 00:32:54.759 be pissed, tired, and I put on a stupid family 679 00:32:54.920 --> 00:32:56.400 episode and then I'm gonna fall asleep. 680 00:32:56.720 --> 00:32:58.359 Me and Anton we're talking about you and how much 681 00:32:58.359 --> 00:33:01.319 you love cartoons, and I was like, all Billy fucking 682 00:33:01.359 --> 00:33:02.839 watches his goddamn cartoons. 683 00:33:03.039 --> 00:33:05.319 No, it's just like things that make me laugh, that's 684 00:33:05.319 --> 00:33:05.839 all it is. 685 00:33:06.079 --> 00:33:06.279 Man. 686 00:33:06.480 --> 00:33:09.880 I watch horror movies on mushrooms and it's so fucking fun. 687 00:33:10.160 --> 00:33:10.759 I'm sure. 688 00:33:10.799 --> 00:33:12.599 I'm sure it would be from time to time, but 689 00:33:12.599 --> 00:33:14.319 it's just not what I'm gonna do every night when 690 00:33:14.359 --> 00:33:14.920 I go home. 691 00:33:15.240 --> 00:33:19.319 Hocus Pocus is a comedy kind of it's fun. Classicus 692 00:33:19.400 --> 00:33:21.559 is a classic. It always blew my mind that Billy 693 00:33:21.599 --> 00:33:26.920 has never seen it. Now Number two is coming out, which, oh, okay. 694 00:33:25.920 --> 00:33:29.240 Middler is not. Maybe if there's a number two, maybe 695 00:33:29.279 --> 00:33:31.920 I'll have to just watch number two and not number one. 696 00:33:31.839 --> 00:33:34.680 Yeah, what's going on? It's gonna be a new story. 697 00:33:34.680 --> 00:33:36.960 So but it's weird. So they ring the church bell 698 00:33:37.519 --> 00:33:38.480 and anyone who. 699 00:33:39.920 --> 00:33:42.599 Get this though, and they go to the church and 700 00:33:42.640 --> 00:33:44.599 are usually like, you know, use your vampires. You know, 701 00:33:44.720 --> 00:33:47.119 we know the folklore, right, they can't be in the sun, 702 00:33:48.079 --> 00:33:50.240 you know, you have to drink blood to essentially stay 703 00:33:50.279 --> 00:33:51.960 alive or they wither away. 704 00:33:52.160 --> 00:33:52.400 Uh. 705 00:33:52.559 --> 00:33:55.680 Sometimes there's crosses, but sometimes there's not. Like there's some 706 00:33:55.799 --> 00:33:57.960 vampire folklore where you can use a cross against them. 707 00:33:58.440 --> 00:34:01.799 Garlic garlic, and this one seems like the word's the 708 00:34:01.839 --> 00:34:04.960 opposite where I've heard before in vampire folklore is that 709 00:34:05.079 --> 00:34:07.119 religious symbols do nothing to them. 710 00:34:07.319 --> 00:34:09.960 They're just a curse, curse by God. 711 00:34:10.039 --> 00:34:11.599 I bet I know where those came from in the 712 00:34:11.639 --> 00:34:17.360 first place, the religious symbols and the garlic. Was a 713 00:34:17.480 --> 00:34:23.079 Christian mom that sucked the cooking and her kids kept complaining, 714 00:34:23.119 --> 00:34:29.360 and she's just stop complaining. Keeps the vampires. It's probably 715 00:34:29.400 --> 00:34:35.480 what happened. What happened, if you think about it, probably. 716 00:34:35.920 --> 00:34:37.559 Okay, So as they ring this bell, and know what, 717 00:34:37.599 --> 00:34:39.920 the craziest part of this is anyone who hears the 718 00:34:39.960 --> 00:34:41.800 bell ring will die within the year. 719 00:34:47.000 --> 00:34:50.239 Petrified people, you're not giving them like it's not a week, 720 00:34:50.639 --> 00:34:53.000 it's not a month, it's not six months. You're like, yeah, 721 00:34:53.920 --> 00:34:56.639 three hundred and sixty four days from now. You heard that, 722 00:34:57.599 --> 00:34:58.599 I die say. 723 00:34:58.519 --> 00:35:01.440 When this happens, because you think about when people hear 724 00:35:01.519 --> 00:35:04.239 the church bells, usually back in the day, if you're 725 00:35:04.239 --> 00:35:08.000 thinking about a religious town and everyone starts like zombie 726 00:35:08.000 --> 00:35:10.119 walking to the fucking church to gonna go pray to 727 00:35:10.199 --> 00:35:12.639 God today or fuck it, I look like an outcast 728 00:35:12.639 --> 00:35:15.360 and they burn me on the fucking steak, you know 729 00:35:15.400 --> 00:35:17.559 what I mean. So like you hear the bell and 730 00:35:17.599 --> 00:35:20.840 to you it people outside should be comforting, you know 731 00:35:20.880 --> 00:35:23.320 what I mean, something of comfort that it says like, oh, 732 00:35:23.320 --> 00:35:25.360 I'm gonna go to church, I'm gonna fucking pray about 733 00:35:25.360 --> 00:35:27.639 how my grandma has cancer and hopefully God does anything 734 00:35:27.639 --> 00:35:31.440 about it, but probably won't, you know, that old. 735 00:35:31.239 --> 00:35:32.639 Fucking chestnut. 736 00:35:33.760 --> 00:35:34.119 Fucked. 737 00:35:34.119 --> 00:35:39.559 So there are two signs which indicate a person's predisposition 738 00:35:39.719 --> 00:35:44.119 towards vamporism, both of which occur at birth. Babies who 739 00:35:44.199 --> 00:35:48.199 are born with a call a cap placement membrane on 740 00:35:48.239 --> 00:35:51.039 their heads. So if you see a baby with like 741 00:35:51.079 --> 00:35:53.039 a little membrane, I would assume like a little kind 742 00:35:53.039 --> 00:35:55.599 of bump on their fucking forehead. Just toss that thing 743 00:35:55.599 --> 00:35:57.400 as hard as you get in a wall, because it might. 744 00:35:57.239 --> 00:36:01.800 Be a fit fight, don't get caught. 745 00:36:02.880 --> 00:36:06.280 That's probably the next piece to say that, Yeah, they're 746 00:36:06.320 --> 00:36:07.320 believe and this is crazy. 747 00:36:07.320 --> 00:36:11.960 They're believed to transform into a vampire called the vijees Ski. 748 00:36:12.239 --> 00:36:14.519 And I looked up this ship and this is like 749 00:36:14.679 --> 00:36:18.639 so far back in folklore that I couldn't find, like 750 00:36:18.880 --> 00:36:21.079 the only video I can even find on YouTube about 751 00:36:21.079 --> 00:36:26.039 the Vegiska because it's spelled v j E s C. I. 752 00:36:26.360 --> 00:36:28.639 I try to, I search everyone for the pronunciation, and. 753 00:36:28.559 --> 00:36:32.320 As far as I wonder, I wonder if VI's silent, it's. 754 00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:35.079 No, it's I looked up and I found the pronunciation 755 00:36:35.159 --> 00:36:37.639 because it is an old Polish word. But the only 756 00:36:37.719 --> 00:36:40.440 videos I found on like YouTube is one like it 757 00:36:40.480 --> 00:36:42.280 had like ten views, and this woman. 758 00:36:42.119 --> 00:36:44.960 Like I'm gonna talk to you about vampires and the 759 00:36:45.000 --> 00:36:46.239 folklore surrounding it. 760 00:36:46.320 --> 00:36:48.719 It's just like a woman in her office talking about 761 00:36:48.760 --> 00:36:51.360 fucking vampire, some fucking middle aged white lady that probably 762 00:36:51.400 --> 00:36:52.039 has blue hair. 763 00:36:52.760 --> 00:36:54.480 But yeah, I bet she's stupid. 764 00:36:55.599 --> 00:37:00.480 Jesus Christ. Really he's just assuming everybody. Now, So, babies, 765 00:37:01.920 --> 00:37:03.480 this is this is also weird because this is. 766 00:37:05.679 --> 00:37:08.719 This is also weird too, So babies who are who 767 00:37:08.719 --> 00:37:11.119 are born with two teeth. That's kind of funny because 768 00:37:11.159 --> 00:37:13.360 even it does not to be necessarily the vampire teeth 769 00:37:13.599 --> 00:37:15.039 also throw the baby at the wall. 770 00:37:15.079 --> 00:37:18.960 Just two teeth randomly. I'm sure they babies are born 771 00:37:19.000 --> 00:37:20.239 with babies. 772 00:37:21.599 --> 00:37:24.320 Sometimes they are though they get teeth. Yes, there are 773 00:37:24.320 --> 00:37:26.039 some babies that are born with hair, and there's. 774 00:37:25.880 --> 00:37:27.760 Babies are with hair. 775 00:37:28.000 --> 00:37:29.639 The most babies are born with hair. 776 00:37:29.719 --> 00:37:31.719 I feel like, if your baby's born with teeth, you 777 00:37:31.760 --> 00:37:35.920 should have probably not took your yearly injections. 778 00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:40.360 I don't I have never heard that in my life. 779 00:37:39.639 --> 00:37:43.320 I was like, maybe, I don't think that's a thing. 780 00:37:43.519 --> 00:37:47.159 Don't quote me. I'm not a fucking doctor. I'm pretty 781 00:37:47.199 --> 00:37:49.719 confident that's not a thing. You know what. 782 00:37:49.800 --> 00:37:52.239 Anybody can fucking deliver a baby. Just push it and 783 00:37:52.320 --> 00:37:54.960 let's slide out and hopefully the cord doesn't repres. 784 00:37:55.280 --> 00:37:58.920 Yeah, apparently it's easy. Tom says giving birth is easy. 785 00:37:59.039 --> 00:37:59.760 I know I'm not. 786 00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:04.880 Everyone's got stuff going on, especially when you're a fucking vampire. 787 00:38:05.039 --> 00:38:07.440 Because you can't fucking every person that you love. 788 00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:09.920 You just want to fucking bite their neck off them, 789 00:38:10.880 --> 00:38:12.400 fucking fuck them dead. 790 00:38:14.559 --> 00:38:18.280 We would you would? You want to be a vampire 791 00:38:18.360 --> 00:38:19.960 if you had the opportunity. 792 00:38:20.159 --> 00:38:23.199 I think probably I was thinking about that earlier. I 793 00:38:23.239 --> 00:38:24.920 was like, you know what, I kind of want to 794 00:38:24.960 --> 00:38:26.360 be a vampire just because you. 795 00:38:26.280 --> 00:38:29.199 Can live forever. You're not gonna die. You're a mortal. 796 00:38:29.360 --> 00:38:32.239 Even you claim you're imortal, but you And that's the 797 00:38:32.320 --> 00:38:33.800 fear too when it comes to vampire. 798 00:38:33.840 --> 00:38:35.639 Do you think I wanted to be on the vampire episode? 799 00:38:36.400 --> 00:38:39.239 Like you don't know, you know how, Like they say 800 00:38:39.239 --> 00:38:43.519 they have fangs, that's actually a misconception. The real vampires 801 00:38:43.559 --> 00:38:45.079 are missing front here. 802 00:38:46.519 --> 00:38:48.960 And but I'm saying that, like you know, it would 803 00:38:49.039 --> 00:38:51.519 be you know, it's I think this also comes from 804 00:38:51.599 --> 00:38:54.199 like a fear of death right the whole folklore, because 805 00:38:54.199 --> 00:38:56.480 you don't grow old, you know what I mean, You 806 00:38:56.599 --> 00:38:59.159 kind of just live and you live forever, but you 807 00:38:59.239 --> 00:39:02.000 just need to as eventually drink human blood. 808 00:39:02.360 --> 00:39:03.599 So you know what you go to. 809 00:39:03.760 --> 00:39:06.239 You go fucking to Vancouver, all right, and you go 810 00:39:06.280 --> 00:39:08.639 to the skid row in Vancouver and look, you have 811 00:39:08.719 --> 00:39:10.119 a massive buffet. 812 00:39:10.679 --> 00:39:11.239 Just joking. 813 00:39:11.280 --> 00:39:13.079 The people are going through that ship is horrible. 814 00:39:13.280 --> 00:39:15.079 But yeah, there's. 815 00:39:15.119 --> 00:39:17.039 You'd have to pick the I don't know, it's society. 816 00:39:17.320 --> 00:39:19.480 Who do you pick if you had if you're a vampire, 817 00:39:19.519 --> 00:39:22.559 you have to choose people that essentially like serial killers 818 00:39:22.559 --> 00:39:24.360 do wouldn't be fucking missed. 819 00:39:24.440 --> 00:39:27.519 I would pick every male on the planet, and I 820 00:39:27.519 --> 00:39:30.239 would you. And then, but can you have kids as 821 00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:32.199 a vampire. I've never heard that. I don't. I'm not 822 00:39:32.960 --> 00:39:36.519 worried about kids. So it's just females and billy. Hey, 823 00:39:36.880 --> 00:39:39.280 I might have like one like little like I'll have 824 00:39:39.320 --> 00:39:42.440 like a sperm bank, like a bunch of girls milk. 825 00:39:42.480 --> 00:39:46.760 And the guys people, why does that keep I'm just 826 00:39:46.840 --> 00:39:52.000 asking because but they're technically a female to man or man. Okay, 827 00:39:52.079 --> 00:39:55.880 let me rephrase that every male is dead and every 828 00:39:56.000 --> 00:39:58.639 ugly female is dead. If you're a hot transperson, you 829 00:39:58.639 --> 00:39:59.119 get to live. 830 00:40:00.079 --> 00:40:03.960 Oh fucked oh man, all right, we can't get any 831 00:40:04.000 --> 00:40:05.000 lower than this, So. 832 00:40:06.480 --> 00:40:07.239 Which is crazy. 833 00:40:07.280 --> 00:40:11.079 So these vampires, the vagesca's right if and they get 834 00:40:11.119 --> 00:40:13.880 to look out for this stuff, right, the weird normalities 835 00:40:14.480 --> 00:40:15.400 them being born. 836 00:40:15.199 --> 00:40:15.880 With two teeth. 837 00:40:16.199 --> 00:40:19.920 On the other hand, they are said to turn into 838 00:40:20.480 --> 00:40:26.119 a whoop gee. There's no difference, woes. So in the culture, 839 00:40:26.199 --> 00:40:29.039 it's essentially there's the whoop gee and there's the fucking 840 00:40:29.599 --> 00:40:31.039 vejiskey blood. 841 00:40:32.280 --> 00:40:32.639 Kind of. 842 00:40:34.079 --> 00:40:34.280 Uh. 843 00:40:34.320 --> 00:40:37.719 There is only one method by which people design are 844 00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:43.440 destined to become the the vegisky. They can prevent they 845 00:40:43.440 --> 00:40:49.159 can they can be prevented from completing their macabre metamorphosis 846 00:40:49.760 --> 00:40:53.000 the placement of a cap that they wore as babies 847 00:40:53.400 --> 00:40:56.679 might be dried and ground into paper. Oh so the 848 00:40:56.760 --> 00:40:58.960 thing that was the ailment on their forehead, that sort 849 00:40:58.960 --> 00:41:00.800 of cap that they would have on their head. 850 00:41:01.320 --> 00:41:02.360 Essentially you cut it off. 851 00:41:02.599 --> 00:41:03.960 I don't know how they would do that, but you 852 00:41:04.000 --> 00:41:06.239 take it off and you ground it into poucher. 853 00:41:06.960 --> 00:41:10.880 Right, Okay, are we talking like a tumor? 854 00:41:11.800 --> 00:41:12.360 Is that like? 855 00:41:12.519 --> 00:41:14.119 Is that when you say thing on your head? 856 00:41:14.159 --> 00:41:16.920 It says babies who are born with a cull a cap, 857 00:41:17.760 --> 00:41:21.280 a placenta membrane, placentin membrane. 858 00:41:21.280 --> 00:41:23.320 I don't know what the fuck looked it up? What 859 00:41:23.559 --> 00:41:26.960 is it? It's okay? So but yeah, it's pushed out 860 00:41:27.000 --> 00:41:29.239 of your skull. It's protruding out of your skull because 861 00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:29.880 it's a membrane. 862 00:41:29.880 --> 00:41:34.559 It can't be Oh, is it a placenta in his skull? 863 00:41:34.639 --> 00:41:36.159 Percentas don't have membranes, do they? 864 00:41:36.480 --> 00:41:36.679 Yeah? 865 00:41:37.480 --> 00:41:40.639 Placenta membrane is where the mother and fetus exchange gas 866 00:41:40.719 --> 00:41:41.320 is the nutrients. 867 00:41:41.360 --> 00:41:43.679 I'm a fucking idiot. I'm an idiot. 868 00:41:43.760 --> 00:41:45.400 I thought it was something to do with your brain 869 00:41:45.519 --> 00:41:48.360 because it's a membrane. 870 00:41:49.119 --> 00:41:51.719 I'm trying to understand how this gets in someone's skull. 871 00:41:51.840 --> 00:41:53.960 So it's someone who is born with a fucking weird 872 00:41:54.000 --> 00:41:57.280 ass tumor almost a placement. 873 00:41:56.960 --> 00:42:01.920 Of the membrane over their heads. So the uh kind. 874 00:42:01.639 --> 00:42:06.559 Of like the the thing is wrapped around, like the 875 00:42:06.559 --> 00:42:09.599 placenta is like on their head as they the mother 876 00:42:09.639 --> 00:42:10.239 gives birth. 877 00:42:11.199 --> 00:42:13.360 Okay, I thought you said it was a part of them. 878 00:42:13.519 --> 00:42:17.360 I think I said placement and it said placential membrane. 879 00:42:17.480 --> 00:42:20.320 I'm also like, I'm dosed up, so things are gonna get. 880 00:42:20.239 --> 00:42:23.000 I'm very confused. That's the what part I need to 881 00:42:23.000 --> 00:42:26.760 be looking out for when I scale the hospitals this evening. 882 00:42:27.800 --> 00:42:29.920 Babies who are born it says with a cult or 883 00:42:29.960 --> 00:42:32.559 a cap. That's why I thought that it was my cap. 884 00:42:32.719 --> 00:42:35.519 Oh okay, so it's just like, okay, so they just pushed, 885 00:42:35.679 --> 00:42:38.119 they pushed up the placenta with them and it was 886 00:42:38.159 --> 00:42:39.000 just on their head. 887 00:42:39.000 --> 00:42:40.119 They're still fine, Okay. 888 00:42:40.199 --> 00:42:42.480 The whole time that you're way you're describing the sound 889 00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:45.280 like a fue. That's what I thought on their forehead, 890 00:42:45.880 --> 00:42:49.400 what I thought, and then you just cut it off. 891 00:42:49.880 --> 00:42:54.239 That's what I literally thought. So wow, things you learn? 892 00:42:54.920 --> 00:42:57.519 Oh fuck, Okay. 893 00:42:57.320 --> 00:42:59.519 Everyone be careful when you microdose because you might mix 894 00:42:59.599 --> 00:43:00.239 up a lot of shit. 895 00:43:01.280 --> 00:43:02.800 So the these. 896 00:43:02.400 --> 00:43:05.199 Babies, it's not micro dosing when you take a lot. 897 00:43:05.960 --> 00:43:06.639 Yeah, it's true too. 898 00:43:06.880 --> 00:43:09.599 That's just called dosing. It's called drugs. 899 00:43:10.440 --> 00:43:12.360 It's not a drug. It is found within nature. We've 900 00:43:12.400 --> 00:43:14.440 been using him for thousands of centuries. So it was 901 00:43:14.480 --> 00:43:17.159 fucking Caffeine's a drug. That's coffee bean. 902 00:43:17.480 --> 00:43:20.400 Yeah, but coffee beans have exists as long as mushrooms have. 903 00:43:20.719 --> 00:43:23.440 I'm sure we existed pretty much. 904 00:43:23.480 --> 00:43:24.559 I don't know about that. Man. 905 00:43:24.800 --> 00:43:27.800 Uh you know, our evolution could be because of the mushroom, 906 00:43:27.840 --> 00:43:30.079 because the monkeys ate the mushrooms and allow the brain cells. 907 00:43:30.559 --> 00:43:32.079 It's called the stone ape theory. 908 00:43:33.360 --> 00:43:37.280 Is that a theory? I'm very curious. 909 00:43:37.239 --> 00:43:40.039 Everyone that is interested, even kind of interested, by mushrooms. 910 00:43:40.079 --> 00:43:42.840 Look up Paul Stamens both of his episodes on Fucking 911 00:43:42.880 --> 00:43:44.639 Joe Brokean blew my fucking mind. 912 00:43:44.840 --> 00:43:46.719 How that was that his ape theory? 913 00:43:47.159 --> 00:43:49.159 It's not his theory. It's not even his theory, but 914 00:43:49.199 --> 00:43:52.480 they talk about it. It's Terence mckinn's theory. Someone who 915 00:43:52.480 --> 00:43:55.800 knows who was a prominent person in the thing of psychedelics. 916 00:43:55.800 --> 00:43:57.639 And I could be completely wrong for people that are like, 917 00:43:57.880 --> 00:44:00.440 it wasn't Terrence kind of. I was fucking like it 918 00:44:00.440 --> 00:44:06.480 could be someone else's gonna say, fucking yeah, it's just 919 00:44:07.119 --> 00:44:09.920 people get things mixed up. I'm just getting into all 920 00:44:09.960 --> 00:44:12.960 of this stuff. So don't fucking crucify me unless I. 921 00:44:13.719 --> 00:44:16.519 Painted the picture here, because I'm just assuming we're hacking 922 00:44:16.639 --> 00:44:20.000 fucking faces. 923 00:44:20.320 --> 00:44:23.559 All right, bye, bad everybody fucking just just go with 924 00:44:23.639 --> 00:44:24.480 the flow, okay. 925 00:44:24.719 --> 00:44:27.000 So they have to be essentially the percent that would have. 926 00:44:27.000 --> 00:44:31.800 To be dried into counter and on the future's seventh 927 00:44:31.800 --> 00:44:39.239 birth vagina the vampire's birthday, the powder must be slipped 928 00:44:39.239 --> 00:44:44.559 into his or her or they food or drink and consumed. 929 00:44:46.199 --> 00:44:48.599 And so it's. 930 00:44:48.440 --> 00:44:50.559 Just like I feel like, kid, we gotta be careful. 931 00:44:50.760 --> 00:44:51.239 I don't care. 932 00:44:52.079 --> 00:44:54.800 But essentially, so it's slipped into there so they can 933 00:44:54.840 --> 00:44:56.719 drink it on their seventh birthday, and then it means 934 00:44:56.719 --> 00:45:00.519 that they won't turn into a vampire years old. 935 00:45:00.679 --> 00:45:05.000 Is the difference off date. We're not we're not making vampires. 936 00:45:05.000 --> 00:45:08.239 Don't make any five year olds. They gotta be some 937 00:45:08.239 --> 00:45:09.480 pedophilic vampires. 938 00:45:10.519 --> 00:45:13.760 Five year olds, well, maybe it'd be fucked And then 939 00:45:13.760 --> 00:45:14.480 you know what's. 940 00:45:14.280 --> 00:45:16.320 Crazy, the craziest they have heard. 941 00:45:16.360 --> 00:45:18.840 Okay, if it is like the interview with the vampire, 942 00:45:18.880 --> 00:45:21.199 and we keep getting in tangents, but essentially if a vampire, 943 00:45:21.199 --> 00:45:23.760 because it's it's a weird thing to think about. If 944 00:45:24.199 --> 00:45:25.960 you know, you live forever, so if you bite, then 945 00:45:26.000 --> 00:45:28.679 they stay young. They had it in interview with a vampire. 946 00:45:28.719 --> 00:45:31.320 She was eleven, So if you were five, it would 947 00:45:31.360 --> 00:45:34.199 be a five year old that you know, could live. 948 00:45:34.119 --> 00:45:38.320 For hundreds of years. Oh my god, be so underdeveloped, 949 00:45:38.519 --> 00:45:39.639 could do anything. 950 00:45:39.920 --> 00:45:42.960 You have the maturity of a fucking eighty year old 951 00:45:42.960 --> 00:45:45.400 man with all these wisdoms, or a fucking seven hundred 952 00:45:45.480 --> 00:45:47.039 year old man or woman or whatever. 953 00:45:47.280 --> 00:45:50.639 Fuck you bet. You can't even tell anybody your wisdoms. 954 00:45:51.039 --> 00:45:51.280 I know. 955 00:45:51.559 --> 00:45:53.480 This is just like we were just gonna beat the 956 00:45:53.519 --> 00:45:54.199 fuck out of year. 957 00:45:54.440 --> 00:45:57.719 So although the vampire, the veg ski, I'm just gonnall 958 00:45:57.760 --> 00:45:59.679 him a vampire, okay, but that all because it is 959 00:45:59.679 --> 00:46:02.719 a vamp. So although the vampire can be cured of 960 00:46:02.760 --> 00:46:05.519 their infliction. In this manner, people born with the two 961 00:46:05.559 --> 00:46:11.360 teeth will eventually become vampires once they die, which is fucked. 962 00:46:11.360 --> 00:46:12.760 So the ones that are born with the two teeth, 963 00:46:13.440 --> 00:46:16.440 you could live a full, happy life as a human 964 00:46:16.960 --> 00:46:19.800 and then they bury you at fucking eighty years old 965 00:46:19.920 --> 00:46:22.480 or back then, you know when this was coming into place, 966 00:46:22.519 --> 00:46:25.960 and this folklore maybe like fucking forty or fifty, and 967 00:46:26.000 --> 00:46:28.320 then you're just like. 968 00:46:27.599 --> 00:46:28.320 Laying in your grave. 969 00:46:29.440 --> 00:46:31.280 We don't like breathe in because you're fucking dead, and 970 00:46:31.280 --> 00:46:35.079 you just like wake up and then you're finding vampires. 971 00:46:35.320 --> 00:46:36.800 It's killing the planet anyway. 972 00:46:37.320 --> 00:46:41.480 Yeah, this is what they say, but I don't believe it. 973 00:46:41.840 --> 00:46:46.480 And then, uh, if they're going to penalize everybody, everyone 974 00:46:46.519 --> 00:46:48.840 looked towards China, look towards China. 975 00:46:48.920 --> 00:46:53.119 It was a conservative thing I've ever heard. Yeah, they 976 00:46:53.199 --> 00:46:58.159 say pollution is bad, but I mean, we've been doing 977 00:46:58.199 --> 00:47:02.280 it for like thirty years now, seems fine to me. 978 00:47:02.480 --> 00:47:04.519 You can't track the fucking race. 979 00:47:04.840 --> 00:47:06.760 You should listen a little more at Jordan Peterson and 980 00:47:06.800 --> 00:47:10.239 people who are intellectuals, because they can't track properly how 981 00:47:10.239 --> 00:47:13.079 we are pluding the planet. We want to penalize Canada 982 00:47:13.079 --> 00:47:15.559 and the United States, but nobody looks at China and 983 00:47:15.599 --> 00:47:17.239 the fact that they can't breathe over there. 984 00:47:17.480 --> 00:47:21.480 I didn't say that they were tracking it correctly. I said, 985 00:47:21.480 --> 00:47:23.360 we are ruining the planet. 986 00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:27.880 Billy's gonna move to China and he's gonna take down anyway. 987 00:47:27.960 --> 00:47:30.239 Billy's taking on the Chinese government. You heard it today. 988 00:47:31.320 --> 00:47:34.000 I don't say that deleted TikTok. 989 00:47:35.280 --> 00:47:38.440 Okay, so they could, so you have they could. It's 990 00:47:38.480 --> 00:47:41.320 fucking crazy. So either way, you're turning to a fucking vampire. 991 00:47:41.360 --> 00:47:41.679 Okay. 992 00:47:42.039 --> 00:47:46.119 Fortunately, there are several techniques which are effectively. They can 993 00:47:46.199 --> 00:47:51.079 prevent the whoop gee and the uncured vejiski from rising 994 00:47:51.159 --> 00:47:53.280 from the graves of both vagina names. 995 00:47:53.519 --> 00:47:54.320 Yeah, whoop Gee. 996 00:47:54.519 --> 00:47:56.000 I'm gonna go fucking look my girlfriends. 997 00:47:56.000 --> 00:48:01.039 Whoop Gee. I bet you I can. You can say 998 00:48:01.039 --> 00:48:03.639 anything you want in the right context. Yeah, for sure, 999 00:48:03.880 --> 00:48:05.800 and just go like, look at the girlfriend. Just be 1000 00:48:05.880 --> 00:48:08.599 like me, and you your fucking snuffle off, I guess, 1001 00:48:08.760 --> 00:48:11.599 or you're fucking people call that their dicks. You're long, 1002 00:48:11.679 --> 00:48:13.360 and it's gonna be a vagina the way I say 1003 00:48:13.400 --> 00:48:16.360 it context, you're uh. 1004 00:48:17.039 --> 00:48:19.519 Oh baby, give me that wet T shirt. 1005 00:48:21.719 --> 00:48:24.599 Today, anything you fucking want, And they're like, what do 1006 00:48:24.639 --> 00:48:25.039 you want? 1007 00:48:25.480 --> 00:48:27.360 Yeah, because words don't matter anymore. 1008 00:48:28.239 --> 00:48:29.239 Words don't mean anything. 1009 00:48:29.320 --> 00:48:31.760 It's fucking true. We just created them and start saying them. 1010 00:48:31.880 --> 00:48:34.599 What happened is six and stones can break my bones, but. 1011 00:48:34.599 --> 00:48:35.719 Words will never hurt. 1012 00:48:36.079 --> 00:48:36.719 Yeah, I agree. 1013 00:48:36.880 --> 00:48:39.480 Now, it's like words are a weapon. 1014 00:48:41.039 --> 00:48:43.719 That's extremely correct. I'm like that you pour that out. 1015 00:48:44.320 --> 00:48:46.480 But so there is ways you can carry out to 1016 00:48:46.599 --> 00:48:51.760 essentially stop them from their grizzly work. Pouring sand into 1017 00:48:51.800 --> 00:48:55.320 the corpses coffin will prevent the vampire from resurrecting for 1018 00:48:55.400 --> 00:48:56.519 many years. 1019 00:48:56.400 --> 00:48:58.000 But you'll still get out eventually. 1020 00:48:58.239 --> 00:49:00.840 This get this, and it will stop. 1021 00:49:00.559 --> 00:49:03.679 The vampire from resurrecting for as many years as they 1022 00:49:03.719 --> 00:49:09.360 are grains of sand. That's fucking so he'd okay, think 1023 00:49:09.400 --> 00:49:11.559 of like maybe Egyptian times, never the fuck that was 1024 00:49:11.599 --> 00:49:14.679 the fucking three thousand fucking b C or whatever, right, 1025 00:49:15.039 --> 00:49:18.239 and then it's how many grains of sand? So they 1026 00:49:18.280 --> 00:49:20.440 wake up in like twenty twenty five and they're like. 1027 00:49:21.159 --> 00:49:24.760 Are like, what just much more than five thousand grains 1028 00:49:24.760 --> 00:49:27.440 of sand? Fucking yeah? Like how much? 1029 00:49:27.519 --> 00:49:30.000 Like in a hand a handful of sand. 1030 00:49:30.360 --> 00:49:33.440 Yeah, it's got to be like at least forty thousand 1031 00:49:33.559 --> 00:49:35.119 to one hundred thousand grands. 1032 00:49:35.159 --> 00:49:37.960 So you'd wake up like in the future, like the 1033 00:49:38.000 --> 00:49:40.159 future future, or the planets just destroyed. 1034 00:49:40.239 --> 00:49:41.280 Yeah, you'd wake up in nothing. 1035 00:49:41.719 --> 00:49:42.559 Yeah, you might. 1036 00:49:42.440 --> 00:49:44.920 Wake up and there's like a nuclear disaster. You'll never 1037 00:49:44.960 --> 00:49:47.960 wake up, you don't think so, No, the planet will 1038 00:49:48.000 --> 00:49:48.559 be dead by that. 1039 00:49:49.079 --> 00:49:51.760 One hundred percent. I just had a handful. 1040 00:49:51.920 --> 00:49:52.400 What if some. 1041 00:49:52.400 --> 00:49:54.320 Aliens come in they healed a planet after we're all 1042 00:49:54.360 --> 00:49:56.719 fucking dead, and then this one guy survived and he's 1043 00:49:56.760 --> 00:49:58.760 like a vampires, like what happened? 1044 00:49:58.840 --> 00:50:01.760 And then he starts factory and cars again. It just 1045 00:50:02.079 --> 00:50:03.639 starts the whole thing over. 1046 00:50:04.119 --> 00:50:06.159 It's like the aliens are looking back like and they're 1047 00:50:06.159 --> 00:50:07.000 like up in their space. 1048 00:50:07.039 --> 00:50:08.719 We just fucking fixed. 1049 00:50:09.679 --> 00:50:12.280 We got rid of this ingrates and these people that 1050 00:50:12.360 --> 00:50:15.880 don't know their identities. Uh, the vampire cannot rise until 1051 00:50:15.920 --> 00:50:18.960 it has counted every grade of sand, every grain. 1052 00:50:19.280 --> 00:50:21.719 So you can rise, but you have to sit there. 1053 00:50:21.719 --> 00:50:22.920 But how do you create piles? 1054 00:50:22.960 --> 00:50:23.159 Then? 1055 00:50:23.480 --> 00:50:25.679 If you have to count everyone, how do you know 1056 00:50:25.719 --> 00:50:27.519 that that last one that you count is not the 1057 00:50:27.559 --> 00:50:29.079 same one that you have to be you know what 1058 00:50:29.159 --> 00:50:29.480 I mean. 1059 00:50:30.239 --> 00:50:31.719 You have to break it up into a bunch of 1060 00:50:31.800 --> 00:50:33.119 piles and work left to right. 1061 00:50:33.559 --> 00:50:35.880 Oh my god, that would take you forever. And you're 1062 00:50:35.920 --> 00:50:41.280 in a coffin buried by sand. So it's like two fuck, one, 1063 00:50:41.360 --> 00:50:45.519 two three four, it's like seventeen million, seventeen eight fuck. 1064 00:50:45.599 --> 00:50:47.480 It's just like and then it all falls on you 1065 00:50:47.519 --> 00:50:52.280 and you're like, mother fucker. Is that was that? 1066 00:50:52.320 --> 00:50:52.480 There? 1067 00:50:53.079 --> 00:50:53.320 Was that? 1068 00:50:53.320 --> 00:50:53.519 There? 1069 00:50:53.679 --> 00:50:56.440 Uh? What's it called? 1070 00:50:57.039 --> 00:50:59.079 Hypothesis? As to how long it it takes you to count? 1071 00:50:59.119 --> 00:51:02.440 That is technic. You'd probably count one grain perchose. 1072 00:51:02.519 --> 00:51:06.880 Say, the speed at which it counts rarely exceeds one 1073 00:51:07.079 --> 00:51:12.559 grain per year. Similar It's similar to placing a fish 1074 00:51:12.599 --> 00:51:16.199 net inside of the coffin will prevent the vampire from 1075 00:51:16.280 --> 00:51:19.960 rising as many years as there is knots. It must 1076 00:51:20.239 --> 00:51:25.480 untie every knot before leaving its tomb. This folklore of 1077 00:51:25.519 --> 00:51:27.599 these Polish people really thought it. 1078 00:51:27.559 --> 00:51:29.800 Was We're way fucking easier, give me a fish net. 1079 00:51:30.159 --> 00:51:32.880 I'll take a fish net all day before I'm counting 1080 00:51:32.920 --> 00:51:33.880 grains as sand. 1081 00:51:34.039 --> 00:51:35.719 Way back in the day we first started this podcast, 1082 00:51:35.719 --> 00:51:38.840 my buddy Mike Bolowski was on this is that Bolowski 1083 00:51:38.880 --> 00:51:41.639 Polish name, yes, Polish, and I'd be like, bro, do 1084 00:51:41.679 --> 00:51:44.199 you know fucking deep some of your folklore goes like 1085 00:51:44.239 --> 00:51:47.400 in the Polish Kashubians or Cashews or whatever the fuck 1086 00:51:47.440 --> 00:51:51.320 they are fucking weird. Another tactic involves placing the corpse 1087 00:51:51.360 --> 00:51:54.320 face down in its casket so it's it's claw. It 1088 00:51:54.360 --> 00:51:57.880 has to claw deeper into the earth than to turn 1089 00:51:58.079 --> 00:51:59.119 up out of the grave. 1090 00:51:59.400 --> 00:52:00.800 So and I've heard this before. 1091 00:52:01.360 --> 00:52:03.039 Oh, they put a cage r on it and everything. 1092 00:52:04.280 --> 00:52:08.000 So this is the grave from the Victorian age, when 1093 00:52:08.039 --> 00:52:13.920 a fear of zombies and vampires was prevalent. The cage 1094 00:52:14.079 --> 00:52:17.559 was intended to trap the undead, just in case the 1095 00:52:17.599 --> 00:52:19.760 corpse reanimated, the same way. 1096 00:52:19.800 --> 00:52:21.840 You remember how they have the bells and the little 1097 00:52:21.880 --> 00:52:24.679 like people when like they would bury people just to 1098 00:52:24.679 --> 00:52:25.880 make sure they weren't because at the. 1099 00:52:25.840 --> 00:52:29.119 Time, well, the bells saved a lot of lives. 1100 00:52:29.360 --> 00:52:32.079 Fucking old man's like, we saved so. 1101 00:52:32.239 --> 00:52:33.599 Many fucking lies doing that. 1102 00:52:33.679 --> 00:52:36.599 And think of that though too, Like now there's such 1103 00:52:36.719 --> 00:52:38.440 little stupid things to realize. 1104 00:52:38.440 --> 00:52:40.760 If someone's still alive, like a. 1105 00:52:40.920 --> 00:52:44.920 Pulse, that's a good They're like they're just like, oh, 1106 00:52:45.079 --> 00:52:51.440 you aren't moving dead. I guess you just fainted. You're dead. Yeah, 1107 00:52:51.679 --> 00:52:54.760 it's like that's it. He's gone, like fucking they never 1108 00:52:54.760 --> 00:52:56.119 thought to check a heartbeat. 1109 00:52:56.760 --> 00:53:01.400 That did happen a lot too, And it is a 1110 00:53:01.440 --> 00:53:03.239 weird thing. And the thing is, this is legital, but. 1111 00:53:03.239 --> 00:53:06.639 That whole idea of like turning, turning the fucking vampire 1112 00:53:06.679 --> 00:53:07.159 over case. 1113 00:53:07.199 --> 00:53:10.400 So you're saying, they're uses real grave sites and and 1114 00:53:10.480 --> 00:53:13.679 for the the audio listeners, these are we're showing pictures 1115 00:53:13.719 --> 00:53:17.920 of grave sites, just like in case in metal because 1116 00:53:18.039 --> 00:53:19.920 there was a time in the Victorian era where they 1117 00:53:20.039 --> 00:53:22.920 had these weird folklore beliefs where they thought that if 1118 00:53:22.960 --> 00:53:25.360 in case and the thing is it might have been 1119 00:53:25.400 --> 00:53:28.119 someone who would say a serial killer or something like that, 1120 00:53:28.159 --> 00:53:31.559 where they thought that you would arise from the grave 1121 00:53:31.639 --> 00:53:34.440 because maybe you were murdering children and you were fucking 1122 00:53:34.480 --> 00:53:38.719 drinking blood or something. They didn't do it. 1123 00:53:38.920 --> 00:53:39.280 I don't know. 1124 00:53:39.519 --> 00:53:41.000 I think it was a religious thing. A lot of 1125 00:53:41.039 --> 00:53:42.159 things was based on religion. 1126 00:53:42.320 --> 00:53:45.039 And if you're fucking that scary is coming back just 1127 00:53:45.079 --> 00:53:48.639 talking creaming them. Anyways, My whole biggest thing was that 1128 00:53:48.679 --> 00:53:51.559 with that one sentence you said of putting the vampire 1129 00:53:51.679 --> 00:53:54.760 upside down, so they have to take their way down. 1130 00:53:54.960 --> 00:54:00.079 So you're what you're telling me is you're terrified of 1131 00:54:00.199 --> 00:54:03.800 this thing coming back to life and being a dangerous society. 1132 00:54:04.400 --> 00:54:08.480 But you also think this thing is so dumb that 1133 00:54:08.559 --> 00:54:14.079 it can't just flip over. That's that's a that's a 1134 00:54:14.199 --> 00:54:17.880 very very minor way to look at it. You think 1135 00:54:17.920 --> 00:54:20.360 after even if he thought that was up, you think 1136 00:54:20.440 --> 00:54:25.039 after like let's say forty feet, he goes like, maybe 1137 00:54:25.079 --> 00:54:26.079 it was the other way. 1138 00:54:27.119 --> 00:54:29.920 Yeah, I know, because eventually you could. It's like a baby, 1139 00:54:29.960 --> 00:54:32.039 you could roll yourself over. Even if you're in case 1140 00:54:32.079 --> 00:54:34.079 with dirt, it would take time. But if you're alive 1141 00:54:34.360 --> 00:54:35.599 and you're able to dig. 1142 00:54:35.440 --> 00:54:38.440 Caverns, this one fuck a sand at a time. I 1143 00:54:38.440 --> 00:54:38.920 wonder if a. 1144 00:54:38.920 --> 00:54:41.880 Vampire ever saw like a fucking mole or something comes 1145 00:54:41.960 --> 00:54:43.599 excuse me, can. 1146 00:54:43.480 --> 00:54:47.440 You help me actually start? Just keep going on. 1147 00:54:47.920 --> 00:54:49.719 The fucking he bites the groundhog. 1148 00:54:49.960 --> 00:54:52.000 Yeah, it's just like fuck you, and they know. 1149 00:54:52.280 --> 00:54:55.400 The groundhog becomes a vampire and then they work together 1150 00:54:55.519 --> 00:54:56.960 and because. 1151 00:54:56.719 --> 00:55:01.000 You vampire is too hungry at that point, forever dogs 1152 00:55:01.119 --> 00:55:04.840 or they have companions. Very and I also because the 1153 00:55:04.880 --> 00:55:07.360 vampires did not turn to dogs, yes they do. 1154 00:55:07.519 --> 00:55:10.360 No dogs are good boys and they're not vampires. 1155 00:55:10.000 --> 00:55:12.199 Or man black fucking dogs. 1156 00:55:12.239 --> 00:55:14.920 Yes it is. Dogs are good boys and they're not vampires. 1157 00:55:15.599 --> 00:55:19.840 You fucking love for dogs. But I also watched which 1158 00:55:19.880 --> 00:55:20.719 I think you would. 1159 00:55:20.480 --> 00:55:25.480 Really like, this film, the one with Johnny Depp and uh, why. 1160 00:55:25.320 --> 00:55:27.719 Can I think of this? Probably had a mega pint 1161 00:55:28.159 --> 00:55:29.079 of wine with him. 1162 00:55:29.159 --> 00:55:34.239 Oh yeah, the least he didn't on somebody. 1163 00:55:34.280 --> 00:55:34.880 That is the. 1164 00:55:34.840 --> 00:55:38.639 Funniest buck you I've ever heard in my life. I 1165 00:55:38.679 --> 00:55:40.559 want to do it. I want to show in someone's 1166 00:55:40.559 --> 00:55:40.920 bed night. 1167 00:55:41.000 --> 00:55:43.079 I just watched this and the fine thing is yes serious, 1168 00:55:43.119 --> 00:55:45.960 like getting dosed up is different than smoking weed. Oh, 1169 00:55:46.119 --> 00:55:50.400 Dark Shadows and Dark Shadows is actually a really good film, 1170 00:55:50.480 --> 00:55:53.599 and it's very good with the vampire folklore, like he 1171 00:55:53.639 --> 00:55:56.079 gets buried and comes back in the sixties when this 1172 00:55:56.360 --> 00:55:58.280 is and he doesn't know what the ship is. We 1173 00:55:58.320 --> 00:56:00.440 have a lava lamp in the background while we're filming, 1174 00:56:00.679 --> 00:56:02.519 and he's like, what is that. 1175 00:56:03.199 --> 00:56:08.519 Uh, he's like staring at it, and that blonde chick, Uh, 1176 00:56:08.559 --> 00:56:13.559 what's her name, Chloe something, Chloe more whatever, she's in 1177 00:56:13.599 --> 00:56:15.920 this film, and he's like staring at the lava lamp, 1178 00:56:15.960 --> 00:56:18.159 doesn't know what the fuck it is and she's like, 1179 00:56:18.199 --> 00:56:20.440 it's a it's a lamp man. And he's like it 1180 00:56:20.480 --> 00:56:23.440 looks like a pulsating blood vessel because he's a vampire. 1181 00:56:23.760 --> 00:56:26.079 Yeah, and he's just like, it is very comical. It's 1182 00:56:26.079 --> 00:56:28.920 a very good film. Because I'm watching so much vampire ship. 1183 00:56:28.960 --> 00:56:30.119 I feel like that's why we're getting. 1184 00:56:29.920 --> 00:56:32.519 What is the one? Shadow? Night in the Dark? Shadows 1185 00:56:32.559 --> 00:56:35.400 in the dark? What is the one? Oh? The TV show? 1186 00:56:35.840 --> 00:56:37.239 The movie that we watched. 1187 00:56:37.239 --> 00:56:39.079 Oh, there's a TV show. It's even better. 1188 00:56:41.400 --> 00:56:42.239 Shadows in the dark. 1189 00:56:42.320 --> 00:56:45.119 Is that what it's called? The man? What is it called? It? 1190 00:56:45.239 --> 00:56:47.119 Tried me not give me the second? 1191 00:56:47.239 --> 00:56:48.480 A Night in the shadows? 1192 00:56:48.719 --> 00:56:49.719 Shadows in the night? 1193 00:56:50.239 --> 00:56:51.000 Oh? 1194 00:56:51.119 --> 00:56:52.199 Why can I think of this man? 1195 00:56:52.599 --> 00:56:55.199 It's the one with the concrete what we do in 1196 00:56:56.079 --> 00:56:56.400 the show? 1197 00:56:56.440 --> 00:56:57.519 And the thing is the same writer. 1198 00:56:57.800 --> 00:56:59.840 Right, they came back and they've done a show recently 1199 00:57:00.119 --> 00:57:01.519 and it is fucking awesome. 1200 00:57:02.039 --> 00:57:03.039 That's so funny. 1201 00:57:05.199 --> 00:57:07.039 They're not in it, but they wrote it. 1202 00:57:07.360 --> 00:57:10.440 Yeah, and it's it's now a show. Hilarious. 1203 00:57:10.480 --> 00:57:12.880 It's very funny. They actually in the in for everybody. 1204 00:57:12.880 --> 00:57:16.480 There's different types of vampires, right, there's a psychic vampire. Okay, 1205 00:57:16.760 --> 00:57:20.280 it's this hilarious fucking comedic actor. I'm not gonna remember 1206 00:57:20.280 --> 00:57:23.400 his name right now because I'm fucking dosed up, but like, uh, 1207 00:57:23.639 --> 00:57:26.960 he it's very funny where he's a second vampire, so 1208 00:57:27.000 --> 00:57:29.559 he like one of those really boring people and he 1209 00:57:29.719 --> 00:57:32.880 sucks your energy. So he he like works in an 1210 00:57:32.880 --> 00:57:36.000 office space where everyone is already depressed, so he's sucking 1211 00:57:36.079 --> 00:57:39.239 up all that bad energy. If you like comedy stuff, 1212 00:57:39.320 --> 00:57:41.800 but it's a mix with horror. It's on Disney all the. 1213 00:57:41.760 --> 00:57:46.679 Season said, I feel like we barely I know, so you. 1214 00:57:46.639 --> 00:57:48.199 Would enjoy we do in the shadows of the show. 1215 00:57:48.280 --> 00:57:49.840 The vamp, the second vampire. 1216 00:57:49.480 --> 00:57:53.280 Thing is very funny because he's in office space and 1217 00:57:53.320 --> 00:57:57.159 he like afterwards they're just like slumped over and like depressed, 1218 00:57:57.159 --> 00:57:57.519 and it's. 1219 00:57:57.400 --> 00:57:59.320 Like, what do you want to do today? And then 1220 00:57:59.320 --> 00:58:00.280 it's like and he suck. 1221 00:58:03.719 --> 00:58:05.760 So he has so all these things they have to 1222 00:58:05.760 --> 00:58:12.000 do to essentially stop the vampire from become like from 1223 00:58:12.039 --> 00:58:16.440 actually a rising from the grave. So all these precautions 1224 00:58:16.440 --> 00:58:19.920 are they have to be taken. You can also, so 1225 00:58:20.280 --> 00:58:22.639 he has to have to take they have to be taken. 1226 00:58:22.719 --> 00:58:23.679 They have to be taken. 1227 00:58:24.039 --> 00:58:27.280 Fuck up a more permanent solution is to place a 1228 00:58:27.280 --> 00:58:31.920 small cross made of pollar pollard. 1229 00:58:32.280 --> 00:58:36.079 Snap with your tooth. You're gonna break your fake tooth. 1230 00:58:36.119 --> 00:58:39.480 You can't get my finger under there. Sometimes hear my finger, 1231 00:58:40.440 --> 00:58:41.960 so it's uh so. 1232 00:58:42.039 --> 00:58:45.000 A permanent solution is placing a cross made of polar 1233 00:58:45.039 --> 00:58:49.239 wood inside the coffin, sometimes under the corpse's tongue. Strange 1234 00:58:49.719 --> 00:58:55.639 pull pull our crosses appear to be a Canadian substitution 1235 00:58:55.960 --> 00:58:59.840 for the bottle of froze the rosary. 1236 00:58:59.559 --> 00:59:01.760 Cruise lovely explanation. 1237 00:59:02.960 --> 00:59:08.239 Essentially, instead of having like the rosary, it's another kind 1238 00:59:08.239 --> 00:59:08.719 of cross. 1239 00:59:08.760 --> 00:59:12.000 It's a substitution for a rosary. Crucifixes, which it's the 1240 00:59:12.119 --> 00:59:14.400 Every beach is like crusts. 1241 00:59:14.119 --> 00:59:16.920 Tears, So this one is just under a tongue. Yeah, 1242 00:59:17.159 --> 00:59:17.760 good enough. 1243 00:59:17.920 --> 00:59:21.760 What's the European cash ups place under the tongues of 1244 00:59:22.079 --> 00:59:25.679 their own suspected vampires? I guess when they die so 1245 00:59:25.719 --> 00:59:28.719 they don't arise, which is creepy. You think, like sweet 1246 00:59:28.719 --> 00:59:30.519 old little Granny, But I don't know. 1247 00:59:30.760 --> 00:59:33.719 I don't know Granny had a fucking temper and damn 1248 00:59:33.760 --> 00:59:37.239 did she drink? Yeah? I don't fucking trust this bit. 1249 00:59:37.880 --> 00:59:40.840 So if not, these precautions are taken before the vampire 1250 00:59:41.119 --> 00:59:45.599 is buried. There is one recourse. Someone must be exhumed 1251 00:59:46.280 --> 00:59:48.920 the vampire. They must exsume the vampire at midnight and 1252 00:59:49.000 --> 00:59:53.119 either drive a long nail into their forehead or decapitate 1253 00:59:53.159 --> 00:59:56.239 the corpse with a shovel woo like evil dead shit, 1254 00:59:57.159 --> 00:59:59.679 because h ash and evil dead always comes in with 1255 00:59:59.719 --> 01:00:02.599 the fun. And that's so fucked So you come in, 1256 01:00:02.679 --> 01:00:05.159 you fucking place the fucking shovel on. You clot off 1257 01:00:05.159 --> 01:00:09.559 their head, it's so fucked up fucking or place its 1258 01:00:09.599 --> 01:00:12.480 head between its feet. Oh, and after you cut off 1259 01:00:12.480 --> 01:00:14.719 its head, you place it at its feet. 1260 01:00:16.119 --> 01:00:17.159 It's fucking weird. 1261 01:00:17.840 --> 01:00:17.960 Uh. 1262 01:00:18.119 --> 01:00:21.679 People who attempt this gruesome procedure will often open the 1263 01:00:21.719 --> 01:00:25.280 coffin to find the vampire sitting upright with his eyes open, 1264 01:00:25.639 --> 01:00:30.760 looking around wildly and stammering unintelligible words. According to their folklore, 1265 01:00:30.960 --> 01:00:33.320 if this ever happened, of course, it'd be scary because 1266 01:00:33.360 --> 01:00:35.920 guess what it was. Probably someone you buried alive and 1267 01:00:35.960 --> 01:00:40.800 then they're like oxygen and then they like looking around confused, 1268 01:00:40.800 --> 01:00:44.519 and then you cut off their head. Nice very sad. 1269 01:00:44.599 --> 01:00:46.679 It's fucking sad that they're doing this to people that 1270 01:00:46.800 --> 01:00:49.480 are probably just fucking buried alive. The cash ups of 1271 01:00:49.599 --> 01:00:53.400 will Know Ontario had a resort to this hideous measure 1272 01:00:53.519 --> 01:00:57.679 on more than one occasion. In uh in the Polish 1273 01:00:58.039 --> 01:01:02.199 the informant in Polish in Foremant said, so he was 1274 01:01:02.360 --> 01:01:04.119 a Polish informant. 1275 01:01:04.519 --> 01:01:06.840 Okay, I don't know what that means. It's just like, 1276 01:01:07.039 --> 01:01:10.119 okay telling the government what the other countries polish. But 1277 01:01:10.239 --> 01:01:13.920 like I'm alre, he wasn't Polish at all, but he 1278 01:01:14.000 --> 01:01:16.239 was just ratting out to the Polish government. He was 1279 01:01:16.280 --> 01:01:19.639 like jinas over here doing this. By the way, they're 1280 01:01:19.679 --> 01:01:21.360 going to bond you. 1281 01:01:21.719 --> 01:01:24.360 He would have fucking did really well when Hitler was around. 1282 01:01:24.719 --> 01:01:28.119 What is a Polish accent? No? Cool, that's funny. I 1283 01:01:28.159 --> 01:01:28.679 don't like that. 1284 01:01:28.800 --> 01:01:29.920 What is a Polish accent? 1285 01:01:29.960 --> 01:01:34.280 Though? I can't do one. I know what a pull 1286 01:01:34.400 --> 01:01:36.119 I can hear it in my head, but there is 1287 01:01:36.199 --> 01:01:40.199 no fucking way that's going to come in. There was a. 1288 01:01:40.119 --> 01:01:42.519 Lot of not even fucking close. 1289 01:01:42.679 --> 01:01:44.519 There was a lot of that's a hard one because 1290 01:01:44.559 --> 01:01:46.360 you can't even like racially do it. 1291 01:01:46.639 --> 01:01:50.760 Like It's not like a Jimmy Chong. I had a 1292 01:01:50.760 --> 01:01:51.360 few drinks. 1293 01:01:51.400 --> 01:01:57.079 You might want to buckle up that's disgusting. You got 1294 01:01:57.159 --> 01:02:01.360 that disgusting as a button discuss. 1295 01:02:01.760 --> 01:02:04.280 So there was a lot of it's why Billy remembers 1296 01:02:04.320 --> 01:02:05.360 nothing there was. 1297 01:02:05.719 --> 01:02:08.679 You did that before. I don't remember you ever, do know? 1298 01:02:09.239 --> 01:02:11.719 So there was a lot of that at the will 1299 01:02:11.800 --> 01:02:15.360 know in their graves in Ontario's According to this informant, 1300 01:02:15.519 --> 01:02:17.719 this is his quotes, they opened the graves and they 1301 01:02:17.719 --> 01:02:21.199 cut off the heads when they died. When they died, 1302 01:02:21.360 --> 01:02:25.440 they were born vampires. When they die, and when they 1303 01:02:25.440 --> 01:02:30.039 were born vampires this and are not to are. 1304 01:02:29.880 --> 01:02:32.960 Not seen to that. That was really good English. 1305 01:02:33.000 --> 01:02:35.880 Actually, Then they dig up the graves. 1306 01:02:35.960 --> 01:02:38.559 First, he carries no, I'm gonna just stop right there. 1307 01:02:38.559 --> 01:02:41.519 I'm gonna almost try to transcribe this to you. Then 1308 01:02:41.599 --> 01:02:45.039 they were born, did not born the born dead, but 1309 01:02:45.199 --> 01:02:50.679 before born vampires. Then they did do the day. Then 1310 01:02:50.760 --> 01:02:52.000 they dig up the grave. 1311 01:02:53.039 --> 01:02:56.599 It says when they die or were born vampires or 1312 01:02:56.840 --> 01:02:58.960 not seen to die. 1313 01:02:59.039 --> 01:02:59.719 I'm assuming. 1314 01:03:01.159 --> 01:03:04.400 Then they dig up the great First he carries off 1315 01:03:04.400 --> 01:03:09.039 his relatives, and then as far as the bell rings, 1316 01:03:09.559 --> 01:03:13.000 so anyone that he'll I guess carry away anyone. 1317 01:03:13.360 --> 01:03:16.320 Here's the bell ring, because it's I don't know how old. 1318 01:03:18.400 --> 01:03:22.719 It's a fucking Polish person with horrible English. It happened 1319 01:03:22.719 --> 01:03:26.039 at will Know. I think they have dug up many, 1320 01:03:26.360 --> 01:03:30.239 but it was not told relevant. They had to take 1321 01:03:30.480 --> 01:03:33.199 up and cut off the heads while he sat up 1322 01:03:33.239 --> 01:03:34.119 in his coffin. 1323 01:03:34.519 --> 01:03:37.440 That's sad, okay. 1324 01:03:37.239 --> 01:03:40.360 And we said it's it's we've done the cashubs. 1325 01:03:40.400 --> 01:03:40.840 Okay. 1326 01:03:41.000 --> 01:03:42.760 That is a fucking weird folklore. 1327 01:03:43.400 --> 01:03:44.079 What's the next one? 1328 01:03:44.199 --> 01:03:49.280 The Vampire Bride of Niagara Parkway? And I forgot. I 1329 01:03:49.320 --> 01:03:51.280 was like, this is not all about the cashups. This 1330 01:03:51.360 --> 01:03:56.239 is the vampires of Ontario, not specifically, just god damn Polish. Yeah, 1331 01:03:56.280 --> 01:03:59.480 the Vampire Bride of Niagara Parkway. The Niagara Parkway is 1332 01:03:59.519 --> 01:04:02.639 one of the old rose Ontario centuries ago. It was 1333 01:04:02.679 --> 01:04:06.960 a game trail used by members of neutral confederations and 1334 01:04:08.119 --> 01:04:11.559 the first nations, okay, which were they were wiped out 1335 01:04:12.079 --> 01:04:15.559 by warlike uh so they were wiped out by the 1336 01:04:15.920 --> 01:04:20.000 Iroquois in the seventeenth century. So they were a neutral 1337 01:04:20.079 --> 01:04:25.719 confederation essentially, and then they were wiped out by war 1338 01:04:25.880 --> 01:04:29.639 the warlike and like, so they were killed by other 1339 01:04:29.800 --> 01:04:30.719 indigenous people. 1340 01:04:31.559 --> 01:04:33.039 So in. 1341 01:04:34.119 --> 01:04:36.719 That happened, and not till the first and when the 1342 01:04:36.760 --> 01:04:41.320 six nations got created. Was essentially because all the different 1343 01:04:41.400 --> 01:04:43.639 nations realized they got to stop warring with each other 1344 01:04:43.679 --> 01:04:46.039 because a bunch of white dudes are coming and we 1345 01:04:46.199 --> 01:04:49.079 have to fucking fix our problems because we have problems 1346 01:04:49.079 --> 01:04:52.280 with these dudes. Essentially, where I talk from the Secret 1347 01:04:52.360 --> 01:04:56.360 History of fucking America by fucking manlely P Hall, which 1348 01:04:56.400 --> 01:04:59.199 one loves manly P Hall for some strange reason, but 1349 01:04:59.239 --> 01:05:01.880 he is very interesting. In the late seventeen hundreds, the 1350 01:05:01.880 --> 01:05:05.840 British Army turned this game trail into a public road 1351 01:05:05.880 --> 01:05:11.320 connecting Fort Erie and it explains what fort Erie is, 1352 01:05:11.320 --> 01:05:14.400 a British military outpost off the shores of Lake Erie 1353 01:05:15.280 --> 01:05:18.800 with Fort George. So all these forts are being erected 1354 01:05:18.880 --> 01:05:19.559 because they have. 1355 01:05:19.559 --> 01:05:23.360 To worry about war. Oh, they're all fucking getting rny. 1356 01:05:24.039 --> 01:05:26.920 With the future headquarters of the British Army in Upper Canada. 1357 01:05:26.960 --> 01:05:30.400 Because if you don't know how cana was established, obviously 1358 01:05:30.440 --> 01:05:34.400 the British came in and they fucking took over, and we. 1359 01:05:35.320 --> 01:05:37.559 Are technically still owned. 1360 01:05:37.360 --> 01:05:40.559 By the by the British, it is all. 1361 01:05:40.440 --> 01:05:43.559 You're gonna say, by the Queen, but not technically anymore. 1362 01:05:43.639 --> 01:05:48.320 So that was to be. That was actually what I 1363 01:05:48.320 --> 01:05:49.840 was gonna say on this too. So I was out 1364 01:05:49.880 --> 01:05:52.199 in Boston vizza when I found out that the Queen 1365 01:05:52.239 --> 01:05:56.039 did die. It was like late that night and I 1366 01:05:56.079 --> 01:05:59.039 was going to visit Is at work and there's a 1367 01:05:59.039 --> 01:06:00.760 bunch of people there or whatever, and they're talking about it. 1368 01:06:00.760 --> 01:06:04.199 I was like, oh shit, and uh it came up 1369 01:06:04.519 --> 01:06:06.400 just like what does Tom think about all this? I 1370 01:06:06.440 --> 01:06:08.159 was like, I haven't even looked because like I don't 1371 01:06:08.199 --> 01:06:12.000 open social media anymore. And the very first fucking thing 1372 01:06:12.079 --> 01:06:15.480 I see and it was the ding Tom Bitch's dead. 1373 01:06:15.559 --> 01:06:19.639 Good riddance. I fucking died. I showed everybody at the bar. 1374 01:06:21.079 --> 01:06:23.239 That's good, and you said, have saw When I posted 1375 01:06:23.239 --> 01:06:26.280 on facebooks about Facebook often, all these people were posting 1376 01:06:26.400 --> 01:06:30.039 memes of like there's like Diana, let me in. It's 1377 01:06:30.079 --> 01:06:32.280 this old lady rattling against like a yeah. 1378 01:06:32.320 --> 01:06:32.760 I love that. 1379 01:06:33.079 --> 01:06:35.280 All the memes that people are posting, man, I love that. 1380 01:06:35.320 --> 01:06:37.800 It was fucking very funny because I was like, I 1381 01:06:37.840 --> 01:06:40.039 gotta post this. I constantly talk about reptilian Is. I 1382 01:06:40.079 --> 01:06:43.079 constantly talk about the Reptile Queen and Izzy. I wanted 1383 01:06:43.079 --> 01:06:46.079 her to do that because Izzy's very good at art 1384 01:06:46.079 --> 01:06:48.760 and painting. I wanted her to do like a reptilian queen. 1385 01:06:48.840 --> 01:06:51.400 That was the plan, like to do like She. 1386 01:06:51.880 --> 01:06:53.239 Talked to me a couple of times about that. 1387 01:06:53.320 --> 01:06:55.079 She's like, look like, I gotta put a lot of 1388 01:06:55.079 --> 01:06:57.400 time and effort into these paintings, and I just don't 1389 01:06:57.440 --> 01:07:00.280 know how long I want to stare at a reptile. Quick. 1390 01:07:00.920 --> 01:07:03.639 Well, she could have a displayed in the studio. There's 1391 01:07:03.679 --> 01:07:06.599 still room withinside these walls. So if she wants. 1392 01:07:06.440 --> 01:07:09.920 To maybe get a little guy, it'll be a little 1393 01:07:09.960 --> 01:07:12.159 a little guy. It won't be like a fucking yeah. 1394 01:07:12.559 --> 01:07:15.280 We're almost running out of space. But uh yeah, if 1395 01:07:15.280 --> 01:07:16.960 she wants to do a little art even it doesn't 1396 01:07:16.960 --> 01:07:18.920 have to do that. Anything alien or just you as 1397 01:07:18.920 --> 01:07:20.360 a reptilian would be kind of fun. 1398 01:07:20.679 --> 01:07:21.639 That would be hilarious. 1399 01:07:21.800 --> 01:07:23.000 That actually would be pretty fun. 1400 01:07:25.039 --> 01:07:28.440 Make you into a gray alien, come on, awesome, that 1401 01:07:28.480 --> 01:07:30.000 would be for a little thing right here. 1402 01:07:29.840 --> 01:07:31.239 On the I don't care. 1403 01:07:31.360 --> 01:07:35.320 How pleased can you if you make Billy a gray alien? 1404 01:07:35.400 --> 01:07:38.760 All the fans will love its. 1405 01:07:39.000 --> 01:07:40.800 You and her can themselves. 1406 01:07:41.000 --> 01:07:41.960 We can think about it. 1407 01:07:42.119 --> 01:07:45.480 We've talked about you being a great alien numerous times. 1408 01:07:45.519 --> 01:07:47.039 Even Anton laughed when we did that. 1409 01:07:47.039 --> 01:07:49.480 One episode that if you're gonna be an alien, you 1410 01:07:49.519 --> 01:07:49.880 would be. 1411 01:07:49.880 --> 01:07:52.880 A great It's fairy, so come on and be hilarious. 1412 01:07:53.800 --> 01:07:57.400 Anyway, So they're like they're building all these forts obviously 1413 01:07:57.440 --> 01:07:59.280 the turn the century down to day, like the British 1414 01:07:59.320 --> 01:08:03.960 are coming over, and so the futures headquarter, the future headquarters. 1415 01:08:03.519 --> 01:08:05.719 My fucking emails popping up reason the. 1416 01:08:05.679 --> 01:08:09.840 Future headquarters of the British Army in Upper Canada, situated 1417 01:08:09.960 --> 01:08:14.719 near the shores of Lake Ontario. Due to its strategic importance, 1418 01:08:15.000 --> 01:08:19.439 the highway became one of obviously a primary like a frontier. 1419 01:08:19.560 --> 01:08:22.159 During the War of eighteen twelve. You know what happened 1420 01:08:22.199 --> 01:08:24.840 in eighteen twelve Americans, you pieces of shit. So we 1421 01:08:24.920 --> 01:08:28.439 have so many Americans. No, we burned down the White House. 1422 01:08:28.800 --> 01:08:31.079 H You didn't win, Billy. They won in the way 1423 01:08:31.119 --> 01:08:31.920 they should have won. 1424 01:08:32.399 --> 01:08:35.199 Just I just like stern shit. 1425 01:08:35.960 --> 01:08:39.479 A conflict fought between British can United States, obviously, and 1426 01:08:39.520 --> 01:08:42.840 this would eventually get very close to the Civil War. 1427 01:08:43.199 --> 01:08:46.800 So and at that time, in the around the eighteen hundreds, 1428 01:08:46.840 --> 01:08:48.279 a lot of wars broke out. 1429 01:08:48.560 --> 01:08:50.239 You know, everyone was fighting over land. 1430 01:08:50.439 --> 01:08:52.840 They are thought they were top shit. 1431 01:08:53.079 --> 01:08:55.720 It's yeah, and according to the local legend, the bridge 1432 01:08:55.720 --> 01:08:58.960 is haunted by a ghostly woman in white who appears 1433 01:08:59.079 --> 01:09:03.159 to travelers at night. I like that, usually between midnight 1434 01:09:03.239 --> 01:09:06.159 and three am. The apparition is said to be clothed 1435 01:09:06.199 --> 01:09:09.960 and ragged white gown, to have a long, flowing black hair, 1436 01:09:10.239 --> 01:09:13.760 and to have deathly pale complexion, and to act as 1437 01:09:13.800 --> 01:09:18.279 if she is looking for something along the creek bank. 1438 01:09:18.800 --> 01:09:19.680 Such a sight. 1439 01:09:19.560 --> 01:09:24.399 Would alarm would be alarming enough for unsuspecting night travelers. 1440 01:09:25.680 --> 01:09:29.239 But what makes the specter truly terrifying, however, is the 1441 01:09:29.239 --> 01:09:33.960 bright red that drips from her mouth spatter the front 1442 01:09:33.960 --> 01:09:34.600 of her gown. 1443 01:09:34.800 --> 01:09:43.800 She has fucking backwards period blood. Jesus, Jesus, what has 1444 01:09:43.880 --> 01:09:44.680 happened to Billy? 1445 01:09:45.479 --> 01:09:46.079 That's period? 1446 01:09:49.760 --> 01:09:52.479 So like she has blood pouring from her mouth and 1447 01:09:52.479 --> 01:09:54.960 there's blood for the people that have seen her in 1448 01:09:55.079 --> 01:09:58.640 Niagara at this fucking parkway, And okay, you're fucking Even 1449 01:09:58.680 --> 01:10:02.520 if it's some re this apparition does still exist within 1450 01:10:02.600 --> 01:10:05.199 the psyche and the consciousness of existence or whatever the 1451 01:10:05.199 --> 01:10:05.720 fuck we are. 1452 01:10:06.000 --> 01:10:07.079 It's like you're driving down the. 1453 01:10:07.119 --> 01:10:10.319 Road and you fucking see this, Like, okay, right, Halloween 1454 01:10:10.359 --> 01:10:12.640 about okay, weird, that's fucking strange. 1455 01:10:13.720 --> 01:10:16.479 That's pretty cressive, stressed up. 1456 01:10:16.600 --> 01:10:19.079 Oh, it's like those fucking clowns that were going around. 1457 01:10:19.119 --> 01:10:21.119 Oh yeah, I know, man, I was listening actually because 1458 01:10:21.119 --> 01:10:23.960 I've been trailing back to older episodes, which one should 1459 01:10:23.960 --> 01:10:25.119 be lost apes episodes. 1460 01:10:25.840 --> 01:10:28.479 Was happening, didn't we around the time. 1461 01:10:28.239 --> 01:10:30.079 And it was happening in Canada and all over with 1462 01:10:30.079 --> 01:10:32.279 these clowns. I would actually like to go back into clowns. 1463 01:10:32.319 --> 01:10:33.880 It's actually fucking hilarious. 1464 01:10:34.359 --> 01:10:37.000 The only thing that wasn't funny is that some people 1465 01:10:37.039 --> 01:10:40.199 actually to die because people are using that as a scapegoat, 1466 01:10:40.680 --> 01:10:44.279 genuinely fucking kill people, which was terrifying. If it was 1467 01:10:44.319 --> 01:10:47.800 all a joke to everybody, that would have been fucking hilarious. 1468 01:10:47.239 --> 01:10:49.479 At least for when we die eventually dive into John 1469 01:10:49.520 --> 01:10:51.880 Wayne Gacy effect. We should do it with all three 1470 01:10:51.920 --> 01:10:55.439 of us because he's the clown killer and that's cases 1471 01:10:55.479 --> 01:10:59.359 fucked and we have a very, very fucking trust. 1472 01:10:58.600 --> 01:11:05.159 They picked too many people into one carrus, so it 1473 01:11:05.560 --> 01:11:06.000 is weird. 1474 01:11:06.039 --> 01:11:09.239 So people see her with blood on her gown, blood 1475 01:11:09.319 --> 01:11:13.000 dripping from her mouth, doubtless. Uh Like, obviously people are 1476 01:11:13.000 --> 01:11:17.000 thinking that it's inspired by the seductive vampire minions of 1477 01:11:17.039 --> 01:11:20.640 bram Strokers Kara Jacula. Locals have nicknamed this figure the 1478 01:11:20.800 --> 01:11:24.159 vampire bride. 1479 01:11:25.760 --> 01:11:31.000 Come on, that sounds like a whore every single one 1480 01:11:31.079 --> 01:11:31.279 I know. 1481 01:11:31.399 --> 01:11:33.920 And I've watched so many fucking vampire movies or I 1482 01:11:33.960 --> 01:11:37.079 actually read Strokers Dracula too, most of it. 1483 01:11:37.119 --> 01:11:37.840 I was at the cottage. 1484 01:11:37.880 --> 01:11:39.920 I read through it and I was like, and then 1485 01:11:39.920 --> 01:11:42.399 I watched I also watched fucking bram Strokers. Dractly, I've 1486 01:11:42.439 --> 01:11:45.640 watched so many Dracula movies in preparation for fucking first 1487 01:11:45.680 --> 01:11:47.920 class horror. And then I'm like, I don't think Aaron 1488 01:11:48.239 --> 01:11:50.279 or fucking Anton have even watched. 1489 01:11:50.039 --> 01:11:50.880 Like a couple of them. 1490 01:11:50.880 --> 01:11:53.199 I've been watching. I probably watched like seven vampire movies 1491 01:11:53.199 --> 01:11:54.520 by now, and more. 1492 01:11:54.520 --> 01:11:55.039 Is to come. 1493 01:11:55.520 --> 01:11:58.880 Should get a life, I have a life, got any jumps, 1494 01:11:58.920 --> 01:12:00.239 so good? 1495 01:12:00.840 --> 01:12:02.079 I got another new job. 1496 01:12:03.600 --> 01:12:03.760 Job. 1497 01:12:06.079 --> 01:12:07.720 We'll talk about it later. I gotta give out two 1498 01:12:07.760 --> 01:12:13.199 weeks for your Monday. So and this is the nickname 1499 01:12:13.199 --> 01:12:16.239 of the vampire Bride. According to this story, though, while 1500 01:12:16.239 --> 01:12:20.319 the women's husband was away at war, an epidemic of 1501 01:12:20.399 --> 01:12:25.079 tuberculosis swept through the Niagara region. Tragically, the disease took 1502 01:12:25.079 --> 01:12:27.039 the life of the women's newborn baby. 1503 01:12:27.239 --> 01:12:29.039 In order to prevent. 1504 01:12:29.159 --> 01:12:33.159 I guess you could say sickness from spreading un to 1505 01:12:33.239 --> 01:12:36.560 her from her baby, A well meaning doctor plucked the 1506 01:12:36.560 --> 01:12:39.880 baby's tiny body from the arms of the greathing mother 1507 01:12:40.239 --> 01:12:45.119 and prominently cremated it. So during this time, that's whet 1508 01:12:45.119 --> 01:12:47.720 of like, okay, can't bury him in the ground because 1509 01:12:47.760 --> 01:12:50.039 sickness maybe even they don't know how it spreads. 1510 01:12:50.439 --> 01:12:52.279 Uh, doctors very struid back then. 1511 01:12:53.520 --> 01:12:56.159 I could see the correlations like that's our earth, those 1512 01:12:56.199 --> 01:12:58.199 are roots, can't put si. 1513 01:12:59.399 --> 01:13:01.640 And this is a I'm right and me Anton talked 1514 01:13:01.640 --> 01:13:03.560 about when we talked to the strange Mysteries and hauntings 1515 01:13:03.600 --> 01:13:06.479 of the Civil War, which I one of my very 1516 01:13:06.520 --> 01:13:09.840 funny a great episode that we did, and it was 1517 01:13:09.920 --> 01:13:12.640 it was very hilarious. We did a whole skit of 1518 01:13:12.680 --> 01:13:14.880 what it would have been like in the Civil War. 1519 01:13:15.119 --> 01:13:17.159 But the thing is right that they didn't wash their hands. 1520 01:13:17.520 --> 01:13:19.720 They didn't figure that. Halfway through the Civil War they were. 1521 01:13:19.640 --> 01:13:22.520 Like, maybe we should like wash our hands and like 1522 01:13:22.600 --> 01:13:26.800 maybe like sterilize our saws that were cutting this dude's 1523 01:13:26.840 --> 01:13:29.079 leg off with like they didn't know about that shit. 1524 01:13:29.359 --> 01:13:32.119 And then they started figuring stuff out and that it's crazy, 1525 01:13:32.479 --> 01:13:34.560 you know. And you can lay of Egyptian times and 1526 01:13:34.560 --> 01:13:36.039 how they were more advanced, but the fact that in 1527 01:13:36.079 --> 01:13:39.359 our history for a long time we didn't know what 1528 01:13:39.399 --> 01:13:40.039 the fuck. 1529 01:13:39.880 --> 01:13:40.520 We were doing. 1530 01:13:40.920 --> 01:13:45.239 Still still like go inject yourself with some foreign object. 1531 01:13:45.560 --> 01:13:51.079 When she learned what had become for her her child corpse, 1532 01:13:51.520 --> 01:13:55.840 the mother fell into a deep depression, utterly distraught with 1533 01:13:56.000 --> 01:13:59.319 no nothing, no one there, nothing to comfort her. Her 1534 01:13:59.359 --> 01:14:00.840 health began to deterior. 1535 01:14:00.920 --> 01:14:03.920 And soon she contracted the same illness that had taken 1536 01:14:03.960 --> 01:14:09.680 her baby's life. For several long months, tuberculosis tuberculosis TB 1537 01:14:10.079 --> 01:14:14.560 wrecked her body. She developed a chronic fever, turned ghostly pale, 1538 01:14:14.760 --> 01:14:19.920 and began to cough up blood. The consumption is what 1539 01:14:19.960 --> 01:14:23.359 they called her because it would consume your bodies. Yeah, 1540 01:14:23.399 --> 01:14:26.680 it was discussing decad I'm not gonna look for it, 1541 01:14:27.720 --> 01:14:29.640 I know. 1542 01:14:29.880 --> 01:14:33.079 No, you're going no doing you press on. 1543 01:14:33.279 --> 01:14:37.000 It's arrows, bro, it's arrows. 1544 01:14:38.399 --> 01:14:46.880 Yeah. Yeah, I'm not listening to you. You're crazy. That's 1545 01:14:46.880 --> 01:14:50.239 the next one I want. Stupid, stupid. Yeah. 1546 01:14:51.600 --> 01:14:56.079 So obviously with doctors back then, they turned the determined 1547 01:14:56.239 --> 01:14:58.960 that with the disease was taking her over and ate 1548 01:14:59.039 --> 01:15:03.800 away your body, transforming her into gaunt, hollowdyed shadow of 1549 01:15:03.840 --> 01:15:07.720 her former self. By the time her husband finally returned home, 1550 01:15:08.960 --> 01:15:12.720 oh man, the woman was on her deathbed. So you're 1551 01:15:12.760 --> 01:15:13.640 coming back from the war. 1552 01:15:13.720 --> 01:15:18.399 You survived the war between fucking the British and the American. 1553 01:15:18.079 --> 01:15:22.039 And what you solidified before the war. Yeah, you had 1554 01:15:22.039 --> 01:15:27.439 your kid, you solidified your life. Yeah, you have your baby, 1555 01:15:27.479 --> 01:15:28.119 You have your kid. 1556 01:15:28.239 --> 01:15:32.439 And then uh, fucking it's and then she comes back. 1557 01:15:33.319 --> 01:15:34.720 Oh man, that's fucking nuts. 1558 01:15:34.960 --> 01:15:36.920 And then she's on her fucking deathbed and it's just. 1559 01:15:36.880 --> 01:15:41.000 Like, well as your flask turning up, it's good. 1560 01:15:42.279 --> 01:15:44.840 It's cranberry cherry juice, which I thought would look the most. 1561 01:15:45.119 --> 01:15:46.600 That sounds amazing, can I act? 1562 01:15:49.000 --> 01:15:51.159 I hate cranberry, but cherry sounds awesome. 1563 01:15:51.560 --> 01:15:54.399 So when the woman finally passed away. 1564 01:15:54.560 --> 01:15:59.680 That's fucking awesome. Cranberry, No, that's the cherry. I don't 1565 01:15:59.760 --> 01:16:03.119 like cranberry, but that is fucking awesome. I would get 1566 01:16:03.239 --> 01:16:04.600 so splashed. 1567 01:16:06.520 --> 01:16:08.279 Careful they might be rye programs out tonight. 1568 01:16:09.159 --> 01:16:10.640 I'm not drinking that. 1569 01:16:10.880 --> 01:16:13.720 That's true. Beer doesn't cause that. 1570 01:16:14.439 --> 01:16:19.279 So by so when the port Wood fires, yeah, when 1571 01:16:19.279 --> 01:16:23.359 the port wind finally passed away. Her husband wrapped her 1572 01:16:23.399 --> 01:16:26.920 body in a white sheet and brought her on horseback 1573 01:16:26.960 --> 01:16:29.399 to the bridge over the Black Creek, one of the 1574 01:16:29.399 --> 01:16:33.560 most beautiful spots on the Riverside Highway. They're not far 1575 01:16:33.600 --> 01:16:36.159 from the Aga River. He buried his wife. I thought 1576 01:16:36.159 --> 01:16:38.760 he just like kicked her off the fucking edge. It's like, 1577 01:16:38.960 --> 01:16:40.720 fuck it, fuck you. 1578 01:16:41.199 --> 01:16:41.399 Bit. 1579 01:16:41.800 --> 01:16:44.239 According to the version of this legend, the ghost of 1580 01:16:44.239 --> 01:16:48.479 the young woman appears from time to time around the 1581 01:16:48.560 --> 01:16:51.920 vicinity of her resting place, searching for the child she 1582 01:16:52.000 --> 01:16:55.920 had lost. Her pale skin and the bloodstains and her 1583 01:16:56.239 --> 01:16:58.520 in the mouth. The blood dripping from her mouth and 1584 01:16:58.680 --> 01:17:03.239 chest does not indicate vamporism. 1585 01:17:03.439 --> 01:17:06.560 I don't that's okay, I understand what you're saying, but 1586 01:17:06.640 --> 01:17:07.920 that's got to be a made up word. 1587 01:17:08.319 --> 01:17:10.720 Vamporism is a real word. That's it is. 1588 01:17:10.840 --> 01:17:12.199 Like, I understand what it means. 1589 01:17:12.239 --> 01:17:13.279 It means sucking blood. 1590 01:17:13.520 --> 01:17:18.279 Yeah, from like being a vampire would be vamporism. Yeah, 1591 01:17:19.560 --> 01:17:22.319 there's no fucking way that's a real word. It is. 1592 01:17:22.439 --> 01:17:24.840 I want to see that coming up. 1593 01:17:24.880 --> 01:17:26.920 In November, me and Anti are talking about a serial 1594 01:17:27.000 --> 01:17:31.319 killer that ripped out the fucking Adam's Apple of people, 1595 01:17:31.880 --> 01:17:35.720 and that would be considered vamporism because he's biting into 1596 01:17:35.760 --> 01:17:38.319 somebody's neck and drinking their blood, so to speak. 1597 01:17:38.439 --> 01:17:41.000 That's weird. It's weird to me. That's weird that we 1598 01:17:41.119 --> 01:17:42.000 come up with a lot. 1599 01:17:41.840 --> 01:17:45.319 Of well, it's weird how long vampires have existed in 1600 01:17:45.359 --> 01:17:49.439 our society, in our our consciousness, right, because soon as 1601 01:17:49.439 --> 01:17:52.399 you start fucking doing mushrooms, nothing is real anymore. You 1602 01:17:52.439 --> 01:17:55.079 start to see the through the fucking matrix. It's unbelievable. 1603 01:17:55.119 --> 01:17:58.159 I fucking I've thought things and seen things. 1604 01:17:57.880 --> 01:18:02.079 That Tally missed. Those days I used to have my talies. 1605 01:18:02.119 --> 01:18:04.520 You remember those days. I had a little notebook and it'd 1606 01:18:04.560 --> 01:18:06.319 sit right here and I wouldn't tell anybody, and I 1607 01:18:06.479 --> 01:18:08.560 just like start doing tics. Every time Tom said a 1608 01:18:08.560 --> 01:18:13.399 certain thing, I ended like you said that twenty six times. 1609 01:18:13.399 --> 01:18:15.920 And there was times where Billy actually wrote out stuff 1610 01:18:15.920 --> 01:18:17.479 where he'd be like, hey, I found this. And the 1611 01:18:17.479 --> 01:18:18.880 thing is you would do what I did is old 1612 01:18:18.880 --> 01:18:21.439 school research, whereight now I put on my laptop where 1613 01:18:21.479 --> 01:18:24.079 Billy would write out points you would have At the 1614 01:18:24.119 --> 01:18:25.960 beginning of the podcast, I had a notebook where I 1615 01:18:26.039 --> 01:18:27.439 was like, we're going to talk about this. I was like, 1616 01:18:27.600 --> 01:18:31.199 why I spend my time writing used to fucking paper? 1617 01:18:31.520 --> 01:18:33.640 But I could just like essentially, I like it. 1618 01:18:33.560 --> 01:18:35.920 Because when you write something out, it takes longer and 1619 01:18:35.960 --> 01:18:38.079 I feel like I absorb I absorbed it more. Yeah, 1620 01:18:38.119 --> 01:18:39.840 that's what they take. I just typed it. I'm just 1621 01:18:39.880 --> 01:18:41.920 like good, nothing, repetition, nothing, nothing. 1622 01:18:42.560 --> 01:18:45.720 And so obviously it's not vamporism, but there the symptoms 1623 01:18:45.720 --> 01:18:47.760 of the infection, the seas that took her life and 1624 01:18:47.800 --> 01:18:51.680 her child resembles vamporism. All right, We're going to end 1625 01:18:51.720 --> 01:18:55.520 it though on the vampire ghost of the Ottawa Jail. 1626 01:18:56.119 --> 01:18:59.319 And we have talked about the Ottawa Jail before. I've 1627 01:18:59.359 --> 01:19:02.079 heard that, have you the vamp I've remember the vampire 1628 01:19:02.119 --> 01:19:06.640 I don't even know you, not the vampire ghost of 1629 01:19:06.680 --> 01:19:09.920 the other way hauntings. 1630 01:19:09.560 --> 01:19:14.399 Because there's hauntings that most the vampire ghosts would be 1631 01:19:14.399 --> 01:19:15.279 a haunting, wouldn't it. 1632 01:19:15.479 --> 01:19:17.720 And and for the Patreon, if Billy ever gets some 1633 01:19:17.800 --> 01:19:20.520 free time, I would like to go on ghost hunts. Also, 1634 01:19:20.640 --> 01:19:23.079 I was talking to someone at work and they go 1635 01:19:23.199 --> 01:19:26.079 and find abandoned buildings, like where people. 1636 01:19:25.880 --> 01:19:27.479 Just picked up and left. Uh. 1637 01:19:27.560 --> 01:19:30.439 The chick was at one she goes to their friend 1638 01:19:30.720 --> 01:19:34.000 and there was just like there was still like like 1639 01:19:34.239 --> 01:19:38.039 stuff in the washroom, like toothbrushes, like decayed like, and 1640 01:19:38.079 --> 01:19:39.479 I was like, how do you find these? She's like, 1641 01:19:39.760 --> 01:19:43.079 just like she went to she went into one of 1642 01:19:43.119 --> 01:19:46.439 the jails that is in a close to us, a 1643 01:19:46.439 --> 01:19:50.319 place called Woodstock, and the jail cells to the basement's flooded. 1644 01:19:50.359 --> 01:19:51.600 It's fucking super creepy. 1645 01:19:51.720 --> 01:19:53.399 And me and Aunt, I'm talking about doing this when 1646 01:19:53.399 --> 01:19:55.279 I'm able to cross the border. We figure out how 1647 01:19:55.319 --> 01:19:58.560 to get reach each other between this time where America 1648 01:19:58.640 --> 01:20:00.199 is free and I don't want to do it. Who 1649 01:20:00.199 --> 01:20:03.119 we quarantine because that will tap into my fucking finances. 1650 01:20:03.439 --> 01:20:04.840 So we're trying to figure out how do we know 1651 01:20:04.880 --> 01:20:08.239 that they don't care now right if you're on vaccinated. 1652 01:20:08.399 --> 01:20:11.800 I just came from Costa Rica and then they didn't 1653 01:20:11.800 --> 01:20:15.680 even really well that's when I came back. They didn't 1654 01:20:15.720 --> 01:20:16.159 ask when. 1655 01:20:16.479 --> 01:20:18.640 Exactly when you come back to Canada. 1656 01:20:18.760 --> 01:20:20.880 Well, yeah, cool, come back into Canada. I'd be like, yeah, 1657 01:20:21.000 --> 01:20:23.119 hundred percent, I'm going to quarantine in my base. And 1658 01:20:23.119 --> 01:20:25.399 then you just don't do. 1659 01:20:25.000 --> 01:20:26.479 Everyone's saying it's like you don't cause you have a 1660 01:20:26.520 --> 01:20:28.000 free right to live in your country. 1661 01:20:28.039 --> 01:20:30.279 Ye, so. 1662 01:20:32.079 --> 01:20:34.640 I just got to get my passport figured out, which 1663 01:20:34.680 --> 01:20:36.640 I haven't renewed because I haven't really left or done 1664 01:20:36.680 --> 01:20:38.079 anything since in a couple of years. 1665 01:20:38.159 --> 01:20:38.920 I haven't left the country. 1666 01:20:39.079 --> 01:20:40.479 You're pretty you're pretty much good now. 1667 01:20:41.000 --> 01:20:43.760 So we want to do stuff and we all want 1668 01:20:43.800 --> 01:20:46.439 to meet. The plan is hopefully that like I'm gonna 1669 01:20:46.439 --> 01:20:48.319 meet with Anton. We're gonna hang out, you know what 1670 01:20:48.319 --> 01:20:48.560 I mean? 1671 01:20:48.680 --> 01:20:51.479 Is the plan. But it would be awesome to get all. 1672 01:20:51.359 --> 01:20:54.119 Three of us together and do something like Anton says, 1673 01:20:54.119 --> 01:20:56.239 we can. He can take us through Buffalo where there's 1674 01:20:56.279 --> 01:21:00.560 like uh he Anton often goes to Rich Rich James's 1675 01:21:00.560 --> 01:21:02.319 grave often. 1676 01:21:02.600 --> 01:21:04.479 Yeah, he just did a live on Instagram. 1677 01:21:04.520 --> 01:21:05.479 He goes there often. 1678 01:21:05.680 --> 01:21:08.680 He's done two lives. Where he goes it's a massive graveyard. 1679 01:21:08.680 --> 01:21:09.399 And I was watching his live. 1680 01:21:09.439 --> 01:21:11.680 I was like, Jesus Christ's graver is huge, and he's 1681 01:21:11.720 --> 01:21:14.199 riding on his moped and he goes around the fucking grave. 1682 01:21:15.399 --> 01:21:18.560 He's got Christ three hundred and like we have the 1683 01:21:18.560 --> 01:21:20.520 same car, which is funny. It's like, Wow, we're destined 1684 01:21:20.560 --> 01:21:21.239 to be best friends. 1685 01:21:21.279 --> 01:21:24.520 We've got to go downtown and they have work James's grave, 1686 01:21:24.600 --> 01:21:27.319 so we talked about doing ghost hunts for the Patreon. 1687 01:21:27.520 --> 01:21:29.439 Tom doesn't get it, but other people. 1688 01:21:29.239 --> 01:21:31.960 Going downtown said work James song. 1689 01:21:32.000 --> 01:21:37.600 I don't know downtown down. That's a terrible fucking I 1690 01:21:37.640 --> 01:21:39.000 love that song so much. 1691 01:21:39.880 --> 01:21:40.000 So. 1692 01:21:40.079 --> 01:21:43.439 There are two stories associated with the Vampire ghost of 1693 01:21:43.479 --> 01:21:48.359 the Secret Staircase, so this first. These revolve around the 1694 01:21:48.439 --> 01:21:51.279 eight year old son of a prison warden who moved 1695 01:21:51.279 --> 01:21:55.159 into the Governor's mansion with his family. When the family 1696 01:21:55.199 --> 01:21:59.840 first arrived at the jail, the warden Sun was an active, loving, 1697 01:22:00.079 --> 01:22:02.640 happy child until one day things switched. 1698 01:22:03.000 --> 01:22:06.760 The boy developed the mysterious illness, which grew worse over times. 1699 01:22:06.960 --> 01:22:11.760 His personality also began to change, but by the time 1700 01:22:11.840 --> 01:22:14.439 his family left the mansion, that now eleven year old 1701 01:22:14.479 --> 01:22:19.840 boy developed a crippling fear of the dark. Some prisoners 1702 01:22:19.840 --> 01:22:23.640 believe that the boy had been preyed upon in a non. 1703 01:22:25.000 --> 01:22:29.640 Bread No, it's like not like that, someone like maybe 1704 01:22:29.680 --> 01:22:34.560 a vampire preyed upon him. Essentially, it says a vampire 1705 01:22:34.560 --> 01:22:37.800 who didn't drink blood, which did not feed on his blood, 1706 01:22:37.800 --> 01:22:40.800 but rather his health and his energy. A fucking psychic 1707 01:22:40.880 --> 01:22:43.319 vampire doesn't say that, but that's exactly what it is. 1708 01:22:43.399 --> 01:22:45.319 It would be a psychic vampire that preyed on this 1709 01:22:45.439 --> 01:22:49.600 kid's happy emotions and psycond vamp. That's why Anton's like, 1710 01:22:49.880 --> 01:22:52.039 there's not just like vampires that drink your blood anymore. 1711 01:22:52.479 --> 01:22:55.199 And it's existed for a long time where people like 1712 01:22:55.399 --> 01:22:59.680 you know, the news media is a psacking vampire things 1713 01:22:59.720 --> 01:23:03.039 like that, where there's people that are with politicians. Yeah, 1714 01:23:03.079 --> 01:23:06.920 maybe like luck and Trudeau or Biden or these bidens 1715 01:23:07.760 --> 01:23:10.359 his deathbed anyway, but like it's just like these people 1716 01:23:10.399 --> 01:23:12.960 that they and I believe whatever you want to believe 1717 01:23:12.960 --> 01:23:16.239 out there, Okay, I believe. I believe personally that creatures, 1718 01:23:16.520 --> 01:23:19.520 maybe like reptilians or something, evil entities exist beyond this 1719 01:23:19.600 --> 01:23:24.239 rally that will ever understand, and they feed off of energy, right, Yeah, 1720 01:23:24.760 --> 01:23:25.880 it's negative energy. 1721 01:23:25.920 --> 01:23:27.079 It's just like their food source. 1722 01:23:27.119 --> 01:23:30.039 And there's people every day in our waking world that 1723 01:23:30.199 --> 01:23:32.880 do that. If it's a psychology thing, but there is 1724 01:23:32.960 --> 01:23:36.760 people that like, if they're feeling down, they will bring 1725 01:23:36.800 --> 01:23:37.760 you down with them. 1726 01:23:37.960 --> 01:23:40.600 Can you agree with that? A lot of people that know. 1727 01:23:42.279 --> 01:23:45.159 And they bring you down with them because they they're 1728 01:23:45.199 --> 01:23:47.439 also low, so they want you to feel the same way. 1729 01:23:47.520 --> 01:23:50.680 So they cause a lot of people don't really want it. 1730 01:23:50.920 --> 01:23:53.479 They want you to feel the same way, like on 1731 01:23:53.520 --> 01:23:57.880 the surface, yeah, they it's like psychologically, I believe that 1732 01:23:57.960 --> 01:23:59.560 they want you to feel as bad as they do. 1733 01:23:59.640 --> 01:24:02.600 Ye like, not like they really like personally believe that 1734 01:24:02.600 --> 01:24:04.760 they're trying to bring people down what they fucking do. 1735 01:24:04.880 --> 01:24:07.000 And it's depressing and you know what could change your life, 1736 01:24:07.159 --> 01:24:10.319 so you don's The second story regarding the vampire of 1737 01:24:10.319 --> 01:24:13.239 the Ottawao Jail took place in nineteen ninety four when 1738 01:24:13.279 --> 01:24:16.159 two young men were staying overnight Okay and the Governor's 1739 01:24:16.239 --> 01:24:19.319 quarters one night. It's someone who obviously someone who has 1740 01:24:19.439 --> 01:24:22.479 encountered with these jails, but one night, someone who stayed 1741 01:24:22.479 --> 01:24:26.000 withinside of the jail said maybe a ghost detector hunter. 1742 01:24:26.520 --> 01:24:31.199 One of the men of the retired early for the night. 1743 01:24:31.600 --> 01:24:35.159 He awoke suddenly to see shadows staying in the doorway. 1744 01:24:35.159 --> 01:24:38.479 He turned on the light, but the bulb shattered ooh, 1745 01:24:38.520 --> 01:24:41.800 which was scary. The shadow darted quickly across the room 1746 01:24:41.800 --> 01:24:45.000 and disappear in the corner where a set of lockers stood. 1747 01:24:45.239 --> 01:24:47.760 Workers. Oh, so it was during this jail when it 1748 01:24:47.800 --> 01:24:48.359 was erected. 1749 01:24:48.960 --> 01:24:52.760 Workers later discovered a secret passage right where the shadow 1750 01:24:53.199 --> 01:24:54.960 fucking vanished. 1751 01:24:55.079 --> 01:24:59.720 Man, that's well, that just means someone to walk and 1752 01:24:59.760 --> 01:25:02.760 this actually there's all these weird stories to do with 1753 01:25:03.079 --> 01:25:06.159 these vampire ghosts of the Ottawa Jail. 1754 01:25:06.319 --> 01:25:08.039 And I'm glad we did this because I'm glad we 1755 01:25:08.079 --> 01:25:11.560 got deeper into vampires and all that type of stuff 1756 01:25:11.600 --> 01:25:14.399 because it is I like, I love Halloween. I love 1757 01:25:14.439 --> 01:25:16.359 bringing in the fucking season essentially. 1758 01:25:17.359 --> 01:25:20.760 Yeah, I've known you for a long time. Yeah, that's fair. 1759 01:25:21.279 --> 01:25:24.760 Tom talks about Halloween from it starts in like I 1760 01:25:24.840 --> 01:25:28.239 like this Halloween, though, June ishes when he's like, hog cast, 1761 01:25:28.279 --> 01:25:28.960 what's coming up? 1762 01:25:29.079 --> 01:25:32.079 You're like, just like four months away? 1763 01:25:32.239 --> 01:25:34.920 I still love four over four months, five months because 1764 01:25:34.920 --> 01:25:39.720 it's the end of October. You got one. Uh sure 1765 01:25:39.720 --> 01:25:41.399 it's not gonna be the traditional one, but I got 1766 01:25:41.399 --> 01:25:41.840 something cool. 1767 01:25:42.920 --> 01:25:43.800 It's time for. 1768 01:25:49.319 --> 01:25:52.279 I like not yelling every day. That shit gave me 1769 01:25:52.279 --> 01:25:54.239 a fucking headache every time I did it. 1770 01:25:54.319 --> 01:25:56.039 Chelsea did not like it, But it's not the same. 1771 01:25:56.319 --> 01:25:57.920 Yeah, she always kind upset that. 1772 01:25:58.239 --> 01:26:00.760 He's like, why is he yelling? She that's how she 1773 01:26:00.840 --> 01:26:01.880 knows that the episode was ending. 1774 01:26:04.119 --> 01:26:06.119 It's kind of cool, it's not really like a fun Well, 1775 01:26:06.920 --> 01:26:09.199 I guess it is a fun fact. So there's something 1776 01:26:09.279 --> 01:26:11.399 like I'm looking up a lot of things recently of 1777 01:26:11.399 --> 01:26:14.960 like how to how to break out of your box 1778 01:26:14.960 --> 01:26:17.279 in a sense of like how to make yourself better. 1779 01:26:17.840 --> 01:26:18.000 Uh. 1780 01:26:18.119 --> 01:26:20.119 Yeah, there's a lot of different ways. There's like doing 1781 01:26:20.199 --> 01:26:23.000 like yeah, I was gonna say shrooms. Sure, just take 1782 01:26:23.039 --> 01:26:26.359 a drug and it's been used in a. 1783 01:26:27.840 --> 01:26:30.560 Bugging anyways, scared of mushrooms? 1784 01:26:31.279 --> 01:26:34.560 Honestly, at this point, I'm it's more funny to say 1785 01:26:34.560 --> 01:26:35.920 that I'm not doing it just because of it. 1786 01:26:36.000 --> 01:26:38.079 If you don't want to change your entire life. 1787 01:26:38.119 --> 01:26:41.359 If I do do mushrooms, I probably wouldn't do it. No, 1788 01:26:41.399 --> 01:26:43.319 I probably just means that we're not friends. I probably 1789 01:26:43.319 --> 01:26:45.399 just won't tell you I did it, and I'll continue 1790 01:26:45.439 --> 01:26:47.399 on the trend. That's saying that I'm not doing it. 1791 01:26:47.520 --> 01:26:49.720 And that's what I don't want. I want you to 1792 01:26:49.800 --> 01:26:51.880 experience with me and we can hug and love each other. 1793 01:26:51.960 --> 01:26:54.319 What happened to my fun factor? Anyways, I've been looking 1794 01:26:54.319 --> 01:26:56.159 at a lot of things like just expand your mind. 1795 01:26:56.239 --> 01:26:57.800 So I came across a couple of videos and it 1796 01:26:57.840 --> 01:27:00.199 was actually mind blowing. So they did a recent sort 1797 01:27:00.199 --> 01:27:03.439 of study. Have you ever heard of the jump out 1798 01:27:03.439 --> 01:27:08.880 of the jar experiment? No? Okay, So they took these fleas, 1799 01:27:09.239 --> 01:27:14.720 and every flea basically on this earth has a vertical 1800 01:27:14.840 --> 01:27:19.079 jump of about two meters, which is insane. No two 1801 01:27:19.239 --> 01:27:26.239 meters jump this, that's like. So you know what they did. 1802 01:27:26.640 --> 01:27:29.720 They took all those all those fleas that could jump 1803 01:27:29.760 --> 01:27:31.680 out of like that could jump at two meters. So 1804 01:27:31.760 --> 01:27:34.640 and they watched them and they realized when they had babies, 1805 01:27:35.159 --> 01:27:39.840 those babies could also jump two meters immediately, there was 1806 01:27:39.880 --> 01:27:44.239 no waight time. So what happened was, uh, they put 1807 01:27:44.279 --> 01:27:48.560 some fleas in a jar, and the fleas would jump 1808 01:27:48.640 --> 01:27:50.119 and they would start hitting their head on the top 1809 01:27:50.159 --> 01:27:55.720 of the jar. So they learned to jump just high 1810 01:27:55.880 --> 01:27:58.319 enough that they wouldn't hit the lid. 1811 01:27:59.800 --> 01:28:00.840 That those weird. 1812 01:28:01.239 --> 01:28:05.039 Then those fleas had babies and they learned and all 1813 01:28:05.119 --> 01:28:08.760 those the highest those babies ever jumped was just as 1814 01:28:08.800 --> 01:28:12.319 high as their parents. Oh then they took those babies 1815 01:28:12.359 --> 01:28:15.720 outside of the jar, and that's still as high as 1816 01:28:15.720 --> 01:28:21.880 they can jump. To prove the point of your surroundings 1817 01:28:22.000 --> 01:28:25.760 and your environment and what you believe is your cap 1818 01:28:26.680 --> 01:28:30.920 is your cap, which is fucking mind is that mind blowing? 1819 01:28:30.920 --> 01:28:33.359 And like in the K I K whatever, I've been 1820 01:28:33.399 --> 01:28:35.840 super in a psychedelics okay recently and I was when 1821 01:28:35.880 --> 01:28:38.399 I was on the other No because listen to this 1822 01:28:38.399 --> 01:28:41.119 because this is interesting on and I was talking to 1823 01:28:41.159 --> 01:28:42.960 Chelsea about this because she hasn't done them in a 1824 01:28:43.000 --> 01:28:46.920 long time, and then we did them together and her 1825 01:28:46.960 --> 01:28:49.399 mind stay is different than mine where I can't stop talking, 1826 01:28:49.439 --> 01:28:51.199 and I was like, why I do it for essentially 1827 01:28:51.359 --> 01:28:54.199 living on the podcast where I analyze everything, where if 1828 01:28:54.239 --> 01:28:55.920 I feel like I don't talk when I'm on high 1829 01:28:55.960 --> 01:28:58.479 doses of mushrooms, I'll explode because I have so many 1830 01:28:58.479 --> 01:29:01.199 things went on my brain because your brain is essentially 1831 01:29:01.239 --> 01:29:04.920 firing off so many neurons and there's connections connectivities in 1832 01:29:04.960 --> 01:29:07.079 your brain and they've calculated this on people that have 1833 01:29:07.119 --> 01:29:10.359 done pacebo effects of it. Paul Stammas talks about this 1834 01:29:10.680 --> 01:29:14.159 and people who are doing the psychedelic mushroom psilocybin because 1835 01:29:14.159 --> 01:29:15.920 it's not like he doesn't like in people say shrooms. 1836 01:29:15.960 --> 01:29:18.560 See you know what's funny is like, my whole story 1837 01:29:18.720 --> 01:29:20.760 and what you just went off of is not even 1838 01:29:20.960 --> 01:29:22.039 kind of correlate. 1839 01:29:21.720 --> 01:29:24.880 With They're saying that even with psychedelics that and you 1840 01:29:24.920 --> 01:29:28.520 can actually trace your patterns of psychedelics and doing mushrooms 1841 01:29:28.520 --> 01:29:33.239 back to your ancestors. Of you can actually, through psilocybin, 1842 01:29:33.640 --> 01:29:37.720 relate to our ancestors and how when they use psilocybin, 1843 01:29:37.960 --> 01:29:40.640 they were using it to beat fear from say a 1844 01:29:40.680 --> 01:29:44.399 sabertoothed tiger maybe or some sort of creature that was 1845 01:29:44.439 --> 01:29:47.640 attacking them, and those are still supposedly and Terrence mckinna 1846 01:29:47.680 --> 01:29:51.279 talks about this imprinted into psilocybin, so as you take 1847 01:29:51.319 --> 01:29:55.520 it memories essentially, if you awaken your consciousness enough, can 1848 01:29:55.600 --> 01:29:59.279 actually revert back to your ancient ancestors. 1849 01:29:59.560 --> 01:30:01.239 It's mind blowing. 1850 01:30:01.600 --> 01:30:04.279 It's weird because essentially this thing that's grown on Earth 1851 01:30:04.319 --> 01:30:06.600 forever and mushrooms are there at the beginning of life 1852 01:30:06.640 --> 01:30:09.319 and the end of life because they're a fungus and 1853 01:30:09.359 --> 01:30:11.640 I've like and it's it's interesting. If I suggest everyone 1854 01:30:11.640 --> 01:30:13.920 listening to Fantastic fung guy, it's fucking blows my mind. 1855 01:30:13.920 --> 01:30:17.079 Paul Stammits is also awesome, and it's just like it. Essentially, 1856 01:30:17.079 --> 01:30:20.840 these things have imprints within our consciousness and people don't 1857 01:30:20.880 --> 01:30:23.680 talk enough about how this could think and expand your 1858 01:30:23.680 --> 01:30:26.560 mind from something in like lines made all this stuff. 1859 01:30:27.159 --> 01:30:29.600 It's fucking pretty cool because you made me think of that, 1860 01:30:29.640 --> 01:30:32.920 because these imprints of how high can you jump? Essentially 1861 01:30:33.000 --> 01:30:35.479 what's been imprinted in our reality, in our society. 1862 01:30:35.560 --> 01:30:38.159 Yeah, like so, But the biggest takeaway from that is 1863 01:30:38.159 --> 01:30:40.199 in a sense up like when somebody tells you can't 1864 01:30:40.239 --> 01:30:43.520 do you know what, another actually great, you can do it. 1865 01:30:43.560 --> 01:30:43.880 You know what? 1866 01:30:44.000 --> 01:30:44.800 You know what's insane? 1867 01:30:45.319 --> 01:30:47.520 Have you ever heard of? And this actually goes hand 1868 01:30:47.600 --> 01:30:48.920 in hand with all this. Have you ever heard of 1869 01:30:48.920 --> 01:30:53.079 the gentleman named Robert Banister? Sounds so familiar. So Robert 1870 01:30:53.119 --> 01:30:57.199 Banister is an extremely, extremely famous person because he is 1871 01:30:57.239 --> 01:31:01.399 the first person in history to ever run a four 1872 01:31:01.439 --> 01:31:08.680 minute mile. Now, before he did it, scientists, doctors had 1873 01:31:08.720 --> 01:31:12.239 did all they did, all these studies saying a human 1874 01:31:12.319 --> 01:31:15.840 being physically can't do that because if you did, your 1875 01:31:15.880 --> 01:31:19.680 heart would explode, And there was studies, there was all 1876 01:31:19.720 --> 01:31:22.600 this shit to back it up. Robert Bannister said, fuck that, 1877 01:31:22.600 --> 01:31:25.640 I'm gonna do it. He fucking did it. That was 1878 01:31:25.640 --> 01:31:29.560 in like nineteen sixty now or uh fuck, I might 1879 01:31:29.600 --> 01:31:32.119 be wrong in the year, but it was something around that. Anyways, 1880 01:31:32.520 --> 01:31:35.640 today now, it wasn't that long ago that he did it. Today, 1881 01:31:36.079 --> 01:31:39.399 it's common for a high school student to be able 1882 01:31:39.439 --> 01:31:40.359 to run a four minute mile. 1883 01:31:41.319 --> 01:31:43.800 I've heard of that being isn't that insane? 1884 01:31:43.920 --> 01:31:46.000 Tell me that I feel like i've I've definitely heard 1885 01:31:46.039 --> 01:31:46.720 of that before. 1886 01:31:46.760 --> 01:31:48.920 I might have, But like you, you only reached the 1887 01:31:48.920 --> 01:31:52.159 potential that you see as possible when there's so. 1888 01:31:52.279 --> 01:31:53.520 Much more potential. 1889 01:31:53.760 --> 01:31:56.279 Yes, and that's which is insane, and wished to take 1890 01:31:56.479 --> 01:31:59.640 all of this his essentially to like, you don't know 1891 01:31:59.680 --> 01:32:02.960 what you're capable of. You don't know what you're capable of, 1892 01:32:03.239 --> 01:32:07.760 you don't know what have in Yeah, exactly. Conditioning is 1893 01:32:07.760 --> 01:32:11.720 a fucking real thing, actually, and you know what, Me 1894 01:32:11.760 --> 01:32:13.760 and Anton just did it for the first time. And 1895 01:32:13.800 --> 01:32:16.399 I'm hoping, you know, I'm gonna check out Billy's new place, 1896 01:32:16.439 --> 01:32:19.079 and I'm hoping that we can do an episode for 1897 01:32:19.119 --> 01:32:22.319 the Patreon and do a rant episode. I'll come over, 1898 01:32:22.439 --> 01:32:24.840 I'll bring the mics and stuff like that, and we'll 1899 01:32:24.840 --> 01:32:27.399 have some drinks. I'll probably do my dosing and we 1900 01:32:27.439 --> 01:32:29.560 can just chill out and let's have a good conversation. 1901 01:32:29.640 --> 01:32:32.119 Because me and Anton just did one and we fucking 1902 01:32:32.119 --> 01:32:34.640 talked about when Anton I've never tried LSD, When Anton 1903 01:32:34.680 --> 01:32:37.039 did LSD when he's working as it came into this 1904 01:32:37.079 --> 01:32:41.039 conversation of Anton's and mind psychedelic trips and how Anti 1905 01:32:41.159 --> 01:32:43.039 is working at a restaurant having to deal with it 1906 01:32:43.199 --> 01:32:44.960 LSD trips like, oh, let's just take this should be 1907 01:32:45.000 --> 01:32:47.840 that much, he's like tripping balls, well, like finishing a 1908 01:32:47.920 --> 01:32:51.000 shift in it. So we I and it's never happened 1909 01:32:51.079 --> 01:32:53.000 yet me and while have done it, but I would like. 1910 01:32:52.960 --> 01:32:54.880 To do it with you. 1911 01:32:54.880 --> 01:32:58.760 No, twelve hours a long time, but I want to 1912 01:32:58.880 --> 01:33:01.520 do a rant episode. We do a lot of Patren 1913 01:33:01.560 --> 01:33:02.760 stuff and I would and Bill. 1914 01:33:02.680 --> 01:33:05.720 You must do that anyway pretty much episodes every episode 1915 01:33:05.720 --> 01:33:09.159 week either way, we haven't reach you, guys man, episode 1916 01:33:09.319 --> 01:33:14.199 is nice being back, che give me a brain power more, 1917 01:33:14.319 --> 01:33:18.079 I skim more speed. 1918 01:33:18.880 --> 01:33:19.720 You can't do it? 1919 01:33:20.479 --> 01:33:24.079 Oh, yes, I can't. You're in a kill as all. No, No, 1920 01:33:24.359 --> 01:33:24.880 he can't. 1921 01:33:26.720 --> 01:33:27.520 What are you doing? 1922 01:33:28.199 --> 01:33:32.720 Way too much power for two my man? So can 1923 01:33:32.760 --> 01:33:35.479 be calling it? Oh buddy, did Skinny my kid class 1924 01:33:35.479 --> 01:33:37.520 by this? Not paying the lips? I don't got closed on. 1925 01:33:38.319 --> 01:33:40.000 If I can hold on, does that mean I'm gonna. 1926 01:33:39.800 --> 01:33:42.239 Find my own i'mna kills the ship on no ways 1927 01:33:42.319 --> 01:33:42.520 like this. 1928 01:33:42.840 --> 01:33:45.199 They're like, I learn my say okay, oh. 1929 01:33:45.079 --> 01:33:47.600 Look another punk so beason, I hate my hate Solona 1930 01:33:47.680 --> 01:33:50.760 jump into this. I was a past no man because 1931 01:33:50.800 --> 01:33:51.439 I'm a profit. 1932 01:33:51.520 --> 01:33:54.039 E're ip notious while I rocket, you just touch it back. 1933 01:33:54.840 --> 01:33:58.000 See that's a problem. You're picking it, pick, scratching, scream, 1934 01:33:58.119 --> 01:34:01.880 looking for inconsistencies and don't worry because it don't bother me. 1935 01:34:02.159 --> 01:34:06.359 I ain't faced, I didn't even sweat. Feel bad for you, though, dude, 1936 01:34:06.439 --> 01:34:08.640 another hood ride with a tiny deck. My work is 1937 01:34:08.640 --> 01:34:09.399 blood and sweat. 1938 01:34:09.600 --> 01:34:11.520 It's hard and sold so much a blow because there's no. 1939 01:34:11.640 --> 01:34:13.880 Time to rest. Let your phone and watch me go 1940 01:34:14.079 --> 01:34:16.359 collecting places on bets and plug your nose on a 1941 01:34:16.359 --> 01:34:18.039 bathroom slow and I'm on a row. 1942 01:34:17.880 --> 01:34:20.680 And nobody knows. I got a fast fresh and the feelings. 1943 01:34:20.680 --> 01:34:22.840 So this even like holy foss your life, I meaning, 1944 01:34:22.840 --> 01:34:24.720 are used to breathing a message eating Your girl looks 1945 01:34:24.760 --> 01:34:27.800 to me just while you're speaking, So you competent, Honestly, 1946 01:34:27.840 --> 01:34:29.920 you're inadequate at your skill matches. 1947 01:34:30.119 --> 01:34:32.680 My god, damn fucking dryer on tumble dry. Some fuck 1948 01:34:32.720 --> 01:34:34.159 these guys might watchycle. 1949 01:34:33.800 --> 01:34:35.960 With green blood Saints off Bridge's Bible, their Jenner's window 1950 01:34:36.000 --> 01:34:38.560 holing down, can't hit the temple Crossers, say those only 1951 01:34:38.600 --> 01:34:41.000 tempe of music gray deeper than tattoos. I am not 1952 01:34:41.239 --> 01:34:44.720 laughing whistless. Definitely ask you nerdy kids pick lass for ship, 1953 01:34:44.840 --> 01:34:46.840 pulling my pants on confidence. I'm a box of this. 1954 01:34:46.840 --> 01:34:48.159 We'll the last for a minute, caught up in the 1955 01:34:48.159 --> 01:34:50.600 world when the cocaine may remind them what a real 1956 01:34:50.760 --> 01:34:53.560 rap Barta says, and they zomb I just came a 1957 01:34:53.560 --> 01:34:54.239 little show. 1958 01:34:54.520 --> 01:34:55.439 Did we go on the dry? 1959 01:34:55.560 --> 01:34:55.800 Really? 1960 01:34:55.880 --> 01:34:57.880 Didn't you know that Philly needs some ling a post 1961 01:34:57.920 --> 01:34:59.479 that co staf fees look in the butt of the 1962 01:34:59.520 --> 01:35:01.319 come back your soul does. Now you're trying to get 1963 01:35:01.319 --> 01:35:03.399 your soul back. Hold that company in your domain, hopes 1964 01:35:03.399 --> 01:35:05.399 that goes back. Your broback fools are so wack. 1965 01:35:05.479 --> 01:35:07.960 I just wanted to shoot and know that. Now hip 1966 01:35:08.000 --> 01:35:10.800 hop is filled with feminine men. Let me begin to 1967 01:35:10.840 --> 01:35:13.319 reshape your idea. What meus gis you coolest gids? You 1968 01:35:13.359 --> 01:35:15.439 replace me rap of stupid shit? You're your suspitch. 1969 01:35:15.479 --> 01:35:17.039 I don't know where all the confusion is. Can the 1970 01:35:17.079 --> 01:35:19.560 loop and spit because you're about to get fucking out. 1971 01:35:19.600 --> 01:35:21.680 I'm torm bombs. You've been up down by the lad 1972 01:35:21.800 --> 01:35:23.960 cutting your cuts out. I'm gonna run fast. I'm hunting 1973 01:35:23.960 --> 01:35:25.840 you down. You're a fucking done that. Shut your mouth. 1974 01:35:26.039 --> 01:35:29.039 Your longest GA's gonna cut your tongue out. Now, talk shit. 1975 01:35:30.119 --> 01:35:32.159 Your body won't be found in Bamba's. 1976 01:35:31.800 --> 01:35:34.640 Pitch runner stiff godlessness got your wife and kids, says 1977 01:35:34.640 --> 01:35:36.159 hostage ess Legus Priceless. 1978 01:35:36.279 --> 01:35:37.479 I'm not convinced. My knife to. 1979 01:35:37.520 --> 01:35:39.239 Slices, shooting shots like burker wits. 1980 01:35:39.319 --> 01:35:43.319 We fucking murder kids. You shouldn't exist. 1981 01:35:43.399 --> 01:35:45.880 No one knows your purposes. You're nervous bitch. Where do 1982 01:35:45.920 --> 01:35:46.920 you get the nervous. 1983 01:35:46.720 --> 01:35:48.359 Pitch sweaty bumps and bombings? 1984 01:35:48.880 --> 01:35:50.520 Deadly has a mushady to. 1985 01:35:50.560 --> 01:35:55.119 Your moms tits, explosive legging bombs? 1986 01:35:55.159 --> 01:35:58.640 Ready is mom? You know you're wrong, just being honest. 1987 01:35:58.920 --> 01:36:01.680 There's only one I don't know. His name is Tom. 1988 01:36:01.720 --> 01:36:03.880 It's I fucking promise. 1989 01:36:08.680 --> 01:36:11.399 Tom Canton Kirby. 1990 01:36:12.800 --> 01:36:15.760 You're a bunch of fucking wack ass motherfuckers. 1991 01:36:15.800 --> 01:36:19.239 Man, we kill your fucking faggoty ass tramp beats, but 1992 01:36:20.760 --> 01:36:21.760 Canadian style