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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We let you taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R. But your freaking idiots all right.

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<v Speaker 2>This hour brought to you by jr RS Pitmasters and

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<v Speaker 2>Poorers Mount Adra a week from Saturday, that'll be the

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<v Speaker 2>fourteenth of September.

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<v Speaker 1>Three to eight. It's happening out there a Mount Dora.

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<v Speaker 1>This is gonna be a hell of a time and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you could be there, just twelve dollars to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the event.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a special thing going on now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're gonna be there hosting our Lynchin Taco Tailgate Cookoff.

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<v Speaker 2>Think you got what it takes to win the cooking competition?

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<v Speaker 2>One item we decided on steak steak.

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<v Speaker 1>The winner is gonna get Earthday Birthday VIP tickets and

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to Rockville VIP tickets and the runners up they're

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<v Speaker 1>all getting Earthday Birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Tickets and everybody who participates in the cookoff gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>to keep the grill compliment vase hardware and not Mount Dour.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're interested in entering that competition or just getting

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<v Speaker 2>tickets and going out to the event, which is uh,

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<v Speaker 2>we encourage that as well. All of the info right

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<v Speaker 2>now WJRR dot com slash events. Just look for the

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<v Speaker 2>Pitmasters and Poorrors logo. He scrolled down a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>It's right there. We're gonna be out there.

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<v Speaker 1>The guys from Real Radio are gonna be out There's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be a big party Saturday, September fourteenth, starting at

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<v Speaker 1>three in moult Dora. Lit'll shine down action too.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Barry Barry, Kurt's going to be out there with their

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<v Speaker 1>hot sauce, So say hello to him.

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<v Speaker 3>He'll be signing stuff, doing a Q and A. It's

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<v Speaker 3>going to be a party. So we just said where.

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<v Speaker 1>It's in Mounta Door mountd Door three to eight fourteenth

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<v Speaker 1>and they'll be big screen set up for college football.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, that's a concern. I know it was

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<v Speaker 1>for me. Good call for you and the boss on

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<v Speaker 1>that one.

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<v Speaker 2>An Ohio homeowner says she has received complaints from community

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<v Speaker 2>members for doing something she's done many many years in

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<v Speaker 2>a row, her elaborate Halloween display at her home. Problem is,

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<v Speaker 2>she started putting it up a little earlier than usual

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<v Speaker 2>this year, like the beginning of August.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean the the pharmacies and stuff. They have

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<v Speaker 1>all their stuff out in the walmarts have it out

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<v Speaker 1>in August.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's inside their stores. Though this is out front

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<v Speaker 2>of her house in her neighborhood starting in the beginning

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<v Speaker 2>of August, and now the full blown display is up,

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<v Speaker 2>which I guess you know now that we're into September, right,

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<v Speaker 2>But she's saying that she wants the people complaining to

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<v Speaker 2>know that she had to get an early start in

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<v Speaker 2>this year because she's also dealing with her with her

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<v Speaker 2>husband's ongoing cancer treatments.

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<v Speaker 4>If I was disrupting somebody or.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, bothering people, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, you could have came to me and said

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<v Speaker 4>something like, hey, you know why, and I would have

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<v Speaker 4>explained to them why I do it so early. It

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<v Speaker 4>broke my heart because all my neighbors come and try

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<v Speaker 4>to help me if they see me out here. My

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<v Speaker 4>husband was know's a year ago with cancer. He can't

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<v Speaker 4>do as much chapter as chemo treatments. He's usually down

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<v Speaker 4>for two weeks that thanks dude.

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<v Speaker 3>Bet those people feel bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure some of them don't. Yah.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you gotta you have to, you know, it's unfortunate.

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<v Speaker 2>About her husband.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. But again, if you're sharing the neighborhood and

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<v Speaker 1>someone's got you know, this monstrosity of hall set up

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<v Speaker 1>Halloween horror Nights Ohio set up in their front yard.

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<v Speaker 3>The one Halloween did tip it. I'll give you that.

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<v Speaker 1>I learned the first Halloween that I had a house.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't cut the pumpkin too early. Remember that year I

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<v Speaker 1>cut that, went out, got the pumpkin, carved it a

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<v Speaker 1>month before Halloween. By the time the kids got there,

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<v Speaker 1>you would have thought the bugs are gonna eat the kids.

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<v Speaker 3>The whole thing was caved in.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, a mushy mess of flies. Florida tip for you,

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<v Speaker 1>don't cut your your pumpkin or your jacke early.

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<v Speaker 3>It'll get you.

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<v Speaker 1>I think most people know that.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, but I didn't because I was young. If

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<v Speaker 3>your first time, you know, homeowner.

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<v Speaker 1>And here Taco, wasn't this just a few years ago

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<v Speaker 1>that you did this? No comment if I recall it

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<v Speaker 1>was it was when my kids were young. So when

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<v Speaker 1>you're still a fully more than grown man.

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<v Speaker 3>I know. I just didn't didn't do the math.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here we go, bacon round table potential. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I got a bacon egg and cheese sandwich in there

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<v Speaker 1>waiting on me in that little fridge over there.

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<v Speaker 2>Normally, when we bring to your attention one of these

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<v Speaker 2>mashup deals here it involves a breakfast item, and here

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<v Speaker 2>we go again, and on first blush, I was like, huh,

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<v Speaker 2>And then I thought about it for a second. This

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<v Speaker 2>might actually sound pretty damn good. We've got Hormel and

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<v Speaker 2>General Mills combining forces for Hormel Black Label bacon, cinnamon

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<v Speaker 2>toast crunch coating. I could see it that the thick

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<v Speaker 2>cut Hormel Black label bacon will be dusted with Cinna

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<v Speaker 2>dust to reach optimal flavor, create a mix of sweet

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<v Speaker 2>and salty. I mean it makes sense. I mean this

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<v Speaker 2>is just a variation on like maple bacon, right, I

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<v Speaker 2>needn't be going in the cinnamon. I think this sounds

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<v Speaker 2>really good.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you don't even have to go by the

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<v Speaker 1>Cinna dust as they called it. I think all you

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<v Speaker 1>have to do is get some sugar and cinnamon and

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<v Speaker 1>mix it together like you used to as a kid

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<v Speaker 1>with the Remember cinnamon toast. Yeah that was good stuff, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>with the butter and it just brought out that sweetness.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, this is gonna be available starting on the

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<v Speaker 2>sixteenth at select Walmart locations, as well as some Kroger stores.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if the Kroger delivery will have that. That's

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<v Speaker 2>the only way to get Kroger in Florida, right, but

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<v Speaker 2>delivery service, remember those people.

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<v Speaker 1>You could have it as soon as today. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>do it? You d d I why cinnamon toast crunch,

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<v Speaker 1>black label bacon or any kind of bacon for that matter.

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<v Speaker 3>D I Y B A C O N.

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<v Speaker 1>I can see Lynch doing it this weekend on Blackstone,

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<v Speaker 1>am I right?

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<v Speaker 3>Bacon for the football games?

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<v Speaker 1>Senna dust bacon with your own Cinnah. Everybody's like, I

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<v Speaker 1>love bacon normally. I mean, what's your Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>a special bacon prep when you go? Mine is heavily

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<v Speaker 1>pepper the bacon. I heavily pepper it. Now you can

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<v Speaker 1>buy pepper bacon. I know you can go that.

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<v Speaker 3>I have that. I had that in the freezer.

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<v Speaker 1>My my preparation is if I'm cooking on the Blackstone, put

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<v Speaker 1>it on there. I'm back up, so I'll get popped

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<v Speaker 1>with the grease. Well, you gotta have your your Blackstone

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<v Speaker 1>shirt on. Yeah, this is very similar to the food

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<v Speaker 1>Well it's the same thing. Yeah, it's the lawn mowing

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<v Speaker 1>shirt too. Creech stains. It's got grease stains, food stains,

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<v Speaker 1>and lawn lawn stains. Right between the shoulder blades. On

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<v Speaker 1>the back, it says Schlub number sixty nine slub mustache.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>No, somebody guys, bacon dipped in chocolate? How about this one, pat,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want bacon taco shells. Think about a taco shell,

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<v Speaker 1>hear me out, Wrap the bacon in it, have it

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<v Speaker 1>stick to the inside at some point, drop it in

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<v Speaker 1>a fryer.

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<v Speaker 2>It'd be too salty once you once you go with

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<v Speaker 2>the other taco ingredients, with the ground beef or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>In that packet they have, that'd be two x. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I like salt. You're you're not wrong to

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<v Speaker 1>fantasize and create like this. Yes, the world needs more

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<v Speaker 1>bacon is our message here.

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<v Speaker 3>So you want to do some fantasies?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you're fantasy? Bacon League? No you want

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<v Speaker 1>to No, No, we fantasizing in the bedroom bacon?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you just mutter bacon?

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody said bacon in the oven is the best way

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<v Speaker 1>to cook it.

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<v Speaker 3>I won't knock that.

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<v Speaker 2>I uh that if I'm not blackstoning, that's my go

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<v Speaker 2>to for screw the stovetop. No way, it's a it's

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<v Speaker 2>in the oven all day long. And I'm gonna give

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<v Speaker 2>you another tip if you're gonna go oven. I think

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<v Speaker 2>I might have said this on the air before. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>overdo it. Here's the key to successful bacon in the oven.

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<v Speaker 2>Do not preheat the oven. Put your lay your bacon

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<v Speaker 2>out on the cooking sheet on whatever it is. Whether

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna do the paper or the foil, either works fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Place it in the oven. Then hit the temperature I

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<v Speaker 2>would suggest four hundred and let it slowly come up

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<v Speaker 2>to heat.

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<v Speaker 1>You will love the end results. I know we're going

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<v Speaker 1>off on bacon here for a while, but do you

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<v Speaker 1>can you fit the whole thing a bacon on a sheet?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a very large cooking sheet, and if I

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<v Speaker 2>spend an extra two minutes properly arranging it, yes, with

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<v Speaker 2>two pieces that overlap.

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<v Speaker 3>I know he's got this down to science.

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<v Speaker 1>You have the baking sheets like restaurant style, the big

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<v Speaker 1>one like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I don't have room for it with all the

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<v Speaker 3>other junk we having our cabinets.

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<v Speaker 1>And one other thing for you to look at if

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<v Speaker 1>you're expecting a new baby and you're you know, got

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<v Speaker 1>to have the best of the best for everything for

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<v Speaker 1>the new arrival. Lamborghini is releasing a new baby stroller

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<v Speaker 1>in twenty twenty five.

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<v Speaker 3>If you get that you're too boogie for the room.

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<v Speaker 1>You would take a look at that. I have it

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<v Speaker 1>on our Facebook page, a Lamborghini baby stroller. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>you were gonna say stroller. You know everybody on their

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<v Speaker 1>e bikes and their scooters, and yeah, walking the baby

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<v Speaker 1>makes me lazy.

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<v Speaker 3>To U j R R, Orlando's rock station,