Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We let you taco one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R. But your freaking idiots all right.
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Speaker 2: Poorers Mount Adra a week from Saturday, that'll be the
Speaker 2: fourteenth of September.
Speaker 1: Three to eight. It's happening out there a Mount Dora.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be a hell of a time and uh,
Speaker 1: you could be there, just twelve dollars to go to
Speaker 1: the event.
Speaker 3: We have a special thing going on now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna be there hosting our Lynchin Taco Tailgate Cookoff.
Speaker 2: Think you got what it takes to win the cooking competition?
Speaker 2: One item we decided on steak steak.
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Speaker 2: Tickets and everybody who participates in the cookoff gonna get
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Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: If you're interested in entering that competition or just getting
Speaker 2: tickets and going out to the event, which is uh,
Speaker 2: we encourage that as well. All of the info right
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Speaker 2: Pitmasters and Poorrors logo. He scrolled down a little bit.
Speaker 2: It's right there. We're gonna be out there.
Speaker 1: The guys from Real Radio are gonna be out There's
Speaker 1: gonna be a big party Saturday, September fourteenth, starting at
Speaker 1: three in moult Dora. Lit'll shine down action too.
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: Barry Barry, Kurt's going to be out there with their
Speaker 1: hot sauce, So say hello to him.
Speaker 3: He'll be signing stuff, doing a Q and A. It's
Speaker 3: going to be a party. So we just said where.
Speaker 1: It's in Mounta Door mountd Door three to eight fourteenth
Speaker 1: and they'll be big screen set up for college football.
Speaker 1: By the way, that's a concern. I know it was
Speaker 1: for me. Good call for you and the boss on
Speaker 1: that one.
Speaker 2: An Ohio homeowner says she has received complaints from community
Speaker 2: members for doing something she's done many many years in
Speaker 2: a row, her elaborate Halloween display at her home. Problem is,
Speaker 2: she started putting it up a little earlier than usual
Speaker 2: this year, like the beginning of August.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean the the pharmacies and stuff. They have
Speaker 1: all their stuff out in the walmarts have it out
Speaker 1: in August.
Speaker 2: That's that's inside their stores. Though this is out front
Speaker 2: of her house in her neighborhood starting in the beginning
Speaker 2: of August, and now the full blown display is up,
Speaker 2: which I guess you know now that we're into September, right,
Speaker 2: But she's saying that she wants the people complaining to
Speaker 2: know that she had to get an early start in
Speaker 2: this year because she's also dealing with her with her
Speaker 2: husband's ongoing cancer treatments.
Speaker 4: If I was disrupting somebody or.
Speaker 1: You know, bothering people, I'm not.
Speaker 4: You know, you could have came to me and said
Speaker 4: something like, hey, you know why, and I would have
Speaker 4: explained to them why I do it so early. It
Speaker 4: broke my heart because all my neighbors come and try
Speaker 4: to help me if they see me out here. My
Speaker 4: husband was know's a year ago with cancer. He can't
Speaker 4: do as much chapter as chemo treatments. He's usually down
Speaker 4: for two weeks that thanks dude.
Speaker 3: Bet those people feel bad.
Speaker 1: I'm sure some of them don't. Yah.
Speaker 2: I mean, you gotta you have to, you know, it's unfortunate.
Speaker 2: About her husband.
Speaker 1: You know. But again, if you're sharing the neighborhood and
Speaker 1: someone's got you know, this monstrosity of hall set up
Speaker 1: Halloween horror Nights Ohio set up in their front yard.
Speaker 3: The one Halloween did tip it. I'll give you that.
Speaker 1: I learned the first Halloween that I had a house.
Speaker 1: Don't cut the pumpkin too early. Remember that year I
Speaker 1: cut that, went out, got the pumpkin, carved it a
Speaker 1: month before Halloween. By the time the kids got there,
Speaker 1: you would have thought the bugs are gonna eat the kids.
Speaker 3: The whole thing was caved in.
Speaker 1: Oh, a mushy mess of flies. Florida tip for you,
Speaker 1: don't cut your your pumpkin or your jacke early.
Speaker 3: It'll get you.
Speaker 1: I think most people know that.
Speaker 3: I know, but I didn't because I was young. If
Speaker 3: your first time, you know, homeowner.
Speaker 1: And here Taco, wasn't this just a few years ago
Speaker 1: that you did this? No comment if I recall it
Speaker 1: was it was when my kids were young. So when
Speaker 1: you're still a fully more than grown man.
Speaker 3: I know. I just didn't didn't do the math.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, bacon round table potential. I think
Speaker 1: I got a bacon egg and cheese sandwich in there
Speaker 1: waiting on me in that little fridge over there.
Speaker 2: Normally, when we bring to your attention one of these
Speaker 2: mashup deals here it involves a breakfast item, and here
Speaker 2: we go again, and on first blush, I was like, huh,
Speaker 2: And then I thought about it for a second. This
Speaker 2: might actually sound pretty damn good. We've got Hormel and
Speaker 2: General Mills combining forces for Hormel Black Label bacon, cinnamon
Speaker 2: toast crunch coating. I could see it that the thick
Speaker 2: cut Hormel Black label bacon will be dusted with Cinna
Speaker 2: dust to reach optimal flavor, create a mix of sweet
Speaker 2: and salty. I mean it makes sense. I mean this
Speaker 2: is just a variation on like maple bacon, right, I
Speaker 2: needn't be going in the cinnamon. I think this sounds
Speaker 2: really good.
Speaker 1: I think you don't even have to go by the
Speaker 1: Cinna dust as they called it. I think all you
Speaker 1: have to do is get some sugar and cinnamon and
Speaker 1: mix it together like you used to as a kid
Speaker 1: with the Remember cinnamon toast. Yeah that was good stuff, dude,
Speaker 1: with the butter and it just brought out that sweetness.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is gonna be available starting on the
Speaker 2: sixteenth at select Walmart locations, as well as some Kroger stores.
Speaker 2: I wonder if the Kroger delivery will have that. That's
Speaker 2: the only way to get Kroger in Florida, right, but
Speaker 2: delivery service, remember those people.
Speaker 1: You could have it as soon as today. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: do it? You d d I why cinnamon toast crunch,
Speaker 1: black label bacon or any kind of bacon for that matter.
Speaker 3: D I Y B A C O N.
Speaker 1: I can see Lynch doing it this weekend on Blackstone,
Speaker 1: am I right?
Speaker 3: Bacon for the football games?
Speaker 1: Senna dust bacon with your own Cinnah. Everybody's like, I
Speaker 1: love bacon normally. I mean, what's your Do you have
Speaker 1: a special bacon prep when you go? Mine is heavily
Speaker 1: pepper the bacon. I heavily pepper it. Now you can
Speaker 1: buy pepper bacon. I know you can go that.
Speaker 3: I have that. I had that in the freezer.
Speaker 1: My my preparation is if I'm cooking on the Blackstone, put
Speaker 1: it on there. I'm back up, so I'll get popped
Speaker 1: with the grease. Well, you gotta have your your Blackstone
Speaker 1: shirt on. Yeah, this is very similar to the food
Speaker 1: Well it's the same thing. Yeah, it's the lawn mowing
Speaker 1: shirt too. Creech stains. It's got grease stains, food stains,
Speaker 1: and lawn lawn stains. Right between the shoulder blades. On
Speaker 1: the back, it says Schlub number sixty nine slub mustache.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: No, somebody guys, bacon dipped in chocolate? How about this one, pat,
Speaker 1: I just want bacon taco shells. Think about a taco shell,
Speaker 1: hear me out, Wrap the bacon in it, have it
Speaker 1: stick to the inside at some point, drop it in
Speaker 1: a fryer.
Speaker 2: It'd be too salty once you once you go with
Speaker 2: the other taco ingredients, with the ground beef or whatever.
Speaker 1: In that packet they have, that'd be two x. Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean I like salt. You're you're not wrong to
Speaker 1: fantasize and create like this. Yes, the world needs more
Speaker 1: bacon is our message here.
Speaker 3: So you want to do some fantasies?
Speaker 1: Is that what you're fantasy? Bacon League? No you want
Speaker 1: to No, No, we fantasizing in the bedroom bacon?
Speaker 3: Did you just mutter bacon?
Speaker 1: Somebody said bacon in the oven is the best way
Speaker 1: to cook it.
Speaker 3: I won't knock that.
Speaker 2: I uh that if I'm not blackstoning, that's my go
Speaker 2: to for screw the stovetop. No way, it's a it's
Speaker 2: in the oven all day long. And I'm gonna give
Speaker 2: you another tip if you're gonna go oven. I think
Speaker 2: I might have said this on the air before. Don't
Speaker 2: overdo it. Here's the key to successful bacon in the oven.
Speaker 2: Do not preheat the oven. Put your lay your bacon
Speaker 2: out on the cooking sheet on whatever it is. Whether
Speaker 2: you're gonna do the paper or the foil, either works fine.
Speaker 2: Place it in the oven. Then hit the temperature I
Speaker 2: would suggest four hundred and let it slowly come up
Speaker 2: to heat.
Speaker 1: You will love the end results. I know we're going
Speaker 1: off on bacon here for a while, but do you
Speaker 1: can you fit the whole thing a bacon on a sheet?
Speaker 3: Because I can't.
Speaker 2: I have a very large cooking sheet, and if I
Speaker 2: spend an extra two minutes properly arranging it, yes, with
Speaker 2: two pieces that overlap.
Speaker 3: I know he's got this down to science.
Speaker 1: You have the baking sheets like restaurant style, the big
Speaker 1: one like that.
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't have room for it with all the
Speaker 3: other junk we having our cabinets.
Speaker 1: And one other thing for you to look at if
Speaker 1: you're expecting a new baby and you're you know, got
Speaker 1: to have the best of the best for everything for
Speaker 1: the new arrival. Lamborghini is releasing a new baby stroller
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: If you get that you're too boogie for the room.
Speaker 1: You would take a look at that. I have it
Speaker 1: on our Facebook page, a Lamborghini baby stroller. I thought
Speaker 1: you were gonna say stroller. You know everybody on their
Speaker 1: e bikes and their scooters, and yeah, walking the baby
Speaker 1: makes me lazy.
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