Speaker 1: Welcome to the snart Tack. You're about to get your
Speaker 1: day's glazed by the great Chris Ray, Coach Derek Blackman
Speaker 1: and Tom Sweeney. Sit back and prepare for some shiit.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some glazing. Hello, everybody, Welcome
Speaker 1: to the Snark Tank Podcast. It's me Chris, It's him Sweeney,
Speaker 1: it's him Derek. What do you think? Good brother?
Speaker 2: All right? They try to trying to fight, you know,
Speaker 2: full moon's coming, trying to fight.
Speaker 1: Oh I see, I see?
Speaker 3: Didn't the past?
Speaker 1: Whatever pass? As far as the viewers are concerned, the
Speaker 1: full moon subjective.
Speaker 2: Actually, it's just whenever I feel like it is.
Speaker 1: That's when word I mean, technically the moon's always full.
Speaker 1: Really like you don't have like it. That's actually it's
Speaker 1: actually a ridiculous The concept of a full mood is
Speaker 1: actually I feel how stupid I really do.
Speaker 2: I really do feel stupid because I've never considered that.
Speaker 3: How How is that relevant to what the full moon means?
Speaker 1: Well, because it's just like it only works when you
Speaker 1: see it.
Speaker 3: It's because of how much is visible. But the but
Speaker 3: the visibility of the moon does affect how tides work.
Speaker 3: Though literally I don't.
Speaker 1: Think that's I would say it is quite literally just
Speaker 1: the position of the moon. It's the position. It's not
Speaker 1: it's not the visibility of like that.
Speaker 3: Does coincide with the phases of.
Speaker 1: It coincides, but it's not causal. It's not it'd be
Speaker 1: like that'd be like, I'm indoors, so it's a completely
Speaker 1: obscured moon.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it's not causal. But those the visibility
Speaker 3: that they all inside.
Speaker 1: They understood, Yeah, it's not causal. But yes, the moon
Speaker 1: is was full. There's not important. Someone's not putting pieces
Speaker 1: of the moon together. I guarantee you, Caseion, I guarantee
Speaker 1: you that that sentence blew a couple of people's minds.
Speaker 1: I bet there's a couple of people who probably never
Speaker 1: considered the fact that, oh, yeah, the moon is always full.
Speaker 3: I think that is if that, if I guarantee that
Speaker 3: blew anyone's mind, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 4: It's not a mind blow, but it's like, I bet,
Speaker 4: I bet most people haven't considered that, because I haven't
Speaker 4: considered that until just now.
Speaker 1: In fact, crazy, oh wait, it's full.
Speaker 3: Especially, that's like saying you don't see the sun. It's
Speaker 3: the sun's not up there.
Speaker 1: You just but you just argue that the visibility of
Speaker 1: the moon.
Speaker 3: Chris Christ the tie Chris, Chris, Chris, that is thinking
Speaker 3: that the moon is not full all the time is
Speaker 3: definitely It's.
Speaker 2: Just it's not It's just you don't people think that's
Speaker 2: not when to if we yeah, we thought about it.
Speaker 2: Uh I am. It's really the thing that just sucked
Speaker 2: me up with with the liking lord though, like that
Speaker 2: like a werewolf type of situation.
Speaker 1: That is kind of funny because I'm thinking, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I thinks I'm fine, and then just a little.
Speaker 3: Bit, I think, I think what happens.
Speaker 1: I think it's the it's the it's the position of
Speaker 1: it is what affects them. It's not though, because that's
Speaker 1: not what it means. It's what happens if you shine
Speaker 1: a really crazy flashlight at the moon when it's not
Speaker 1: naturally full. What does that mean? Like what happens if
Speaker 1: you illuminate the entire moon to make it a full
Speaker 1: moon when it's not a full moon? Like does that
Speaker 1: make a werewolf? Were wolf? I think it's position. I
Speaker 1: think it has to. It's it's well, it's magic first
Speaker 1: and foremost that's what it is. First moment is magic. Yes.
Speaker 3: Secondly, if it has to be the position, it has
Speaker 3: to be similar to the way it affects the tides.
Speaker 3: That's That's the only way I can kind of rationalize
Speaker 3: it other than that it's just stupid because we'll al
Speaker 3: should be changing.
Speaker 1: All the time.
Speaker 2: People back in the day actually never considered that. They
Speaker 2: probably thought literally the moon was turning into different shapes
Speaker 2: and sizes and ship we thought.
Speaker 3: We thought that the Earth was the center of the universe.
Speaker 3: That was that was that happen right here? Geocentric? I
Speaker 3: think it's geocentric.
Speaker 1: We are, By the way, this is the most fucking
Speaker 1: nerdy we have all ever looked a singular show.
Speaker 2: Somebody at the mouth right now. That's all I know listening.
Speaker 1: The clothes that we are all wearing are absurd. Like
Speaker 1: it really is. Like if you just saw a still
Speaker 1: frame of this podcast, you would assume completely wrong things
Speaker 1: about what this show is about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, oh, yeah, they're probably talking about some stupid
Speaker 2: nerd bullshit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're talking about called the geocentric model of the universe.
Speaker 3: Was the initial belief that the Earth was the center
Speaker 3: astronomical theory? That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Did you say astronomical as.
Speaker 3: I might have mispronounced the astronomical.
Speaker 2: I like, I like astronomical, bet.
Speaker 1: Sky astro lamas, and we're gonna find out one day
Speaker 1: that actually all lamos are they are interstellar? Did you?
Speaker 1: Did you?
Speaker 3: Was a period of time people believed that sudden light
Speaker 3: like light came to people's eyes. Isn't that fucking nuts?
Speaker 1: I do? I do believe. I think I remember hearing that.
Speaker 3: That's I think that's just crazy, because like, what if
Speaker 3: someone woke up at night time? Is that video that.
Speaker 1: Dude? I saw a video yesterday. It made me so upset.
Speaker 1: It was like this, uh and I could tell it
Speaker 1: wasn't like a bit. I could tell it wasn't rage
Speaker 1: mad because it was like, I think this woman was
Speaker 1: like tripping on something, but she held a towel up
Speaker 1: to a mirror. Oh. Partner was like, and it's like
Speaker 1: the recording from the side and like she holds a
Speaker 1: towel up to a mirror, and because a mirror is
Speaker 1: a fucking mirror, like the other guy could see her
Speaker 1: face in the reflection, despite the fact that the towels
Speaker 1: in front of her. And she's like, how could how
Speaker 1: is that possible? How does the mirror see me through
Speaker 1: the towel? And I was losing my fucking mind. I
Speaker 1: was like, I can't, but it makes me so upset.
Speaker 2: I thought that was an interesting one because the thing
Speaker 2: though that was pissing me off in the comic sections
Speaker 2: when I saw that on Instagram was everybody was being smug.
Speaker 2: And this is a part where it's like, I know
Speaker 2: there's a lot of ignorant people out there. Somebody helps
Speaker 2: somebody out in the comment section instead of just being
Speaker 2: like you dumbass, or I'm like just oh yeah, help
Speaker 2: the motherfucker out, because I understand a lot of these
Speaker 2: people don't know it. It is sad that I feel
Speaker 2: like seventh grade is when I learned about that type
Speaker 2: of science, like when we're learning about I remember my
Speaker 2: mister Yoshina and learning about that shit, and I thought
Speaker 2: that's really cool, you know, And I feel like, what's
Speaker 2: happening to school because I feel like that's learning about
Speaker 2: reflections and how light works.
Speaker 1: Is I think that's kind of paramount. I think people
Speaker 1: I think they're still doing it. I think the issue
Speaker 1: is that people are on their phones now. Oh I
Speaker 1: really do think that. I really do think that's it.
Speaker 1: I don't think much is changing. But also you're absolutely right, dude.
Speaker 1: I saw another thing too recently, and I could tell
Speaker 1: there are certain things you could just tell. There are
Speaker 1: certain things that are in question about, like whether or
Speaker 1: not people are being sarcastic, or whether or not it's
Speaker 1: a bit or whatever. And I get that, but like
Speaker 1: there's certain people where it's just like, oh, no, this
Speaker 1: is authentic, and you can tell by the way they
Speaker 1: double down and how they delete, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like it's just like, oh, I'm insecure about this.
Speaker 1: I saw this woman talking about how like, dude, I
Speaker 1: was today years old, and she was like twenty eight
Speaker 1: or something, so it looked like older person. It's like
Speaker 1: I was today years old when I realized that there's
Speaker 1: no actual medicine in glasses. What did you say to me?
Speaker 2: Oh that say that man, that's actually a good joke,
Speaker 2: you know, but you but you can tell she's serious.
Speaker 1: Nous right, No, it's it's It took me. It took
Speaker 1: me so as somebody who wears glasses, like a good
Speaker 1: thirty seconds thinking about it, being like what the fuck
Speaker 1: does she mean? Because at first I thought like, what
Speaker 1: like cups like it doesn't come in like glass capsules, Like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean prescriptions? Oh, prescription lenses. Oh I
Speaker 1: didn't even I really didn't get that.
Speaker 2: Okay, I got that means because he's like, oh, your
Speaker 2: prescription glasses. And so she thinks prescriptions are medicine and
Speaker 2: not a prescription something you prescribed to, which is right,
Speaker 2: Which is cute, it's a it's a nice joke.
Speaker 1: If she wasn't if she was joking, it's I understand
Speaker 1: the logic. I guess if the only prescriptions you have
Speaker 1: ever gotten were medicine. But the issue is like, how
Speaker 1: the fuck do you think that works? How do you
Speaker 1: think the medicine goes into the person? Like what do
Speaker 1: you think that? Like? I just don't even understand. I
Speaker 1: don't know. There's things like that that I see regularly.
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, dude, it's getting rough out there anyway.
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Speaker 1: what have we got to There's nothing really. We're recording
Speaker 1: this a little bit before Thanksgiving, so I don't know
Speaker 1: when this will go. I probably like probably after, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Thanksgiving is a weird Thanksgiving's a weird
Speaker 1: holiday for me because like it's like it's like so
Speaker 1: family oriented that I'm like, eh, I don't care if
Speaker 1: I'm not home. Mm, but gotcha. Yeah, it's my favorite.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna cook. I'm not gonna cook for myself.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. But I guess we'll just go into questions
Speaker 1: because there's not a lot of news that I'm saying. No, no,
Speaker 1: there's not a lot of Let me let me check
Speaker 1: Twitter real quick just to make sure. I saw Zarn'm
Speaker 1: Donnie and Adam Friedland and I watched it and it
Speaker 1: was the most boring thing ever because they were just
Speaker 1: nerding out about football and I was like, or like
Speaker 1: soccer and I was like, okay, so like give un
Speaker 1: American ship. Yeah, incredible. It's the most I've ever been
Speaker 1: anti zoron in my life. I was like, man, you're
Speaker 1: fuckingd weep. I can't believe you give a shit about
Speaker 1: people kicking a ball back and forth. You nerd youdweve.
Speaker 3: I like, I like soccer.
Speaker 1: I want to punch you, dude. I like soccer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't watch it. I saw I saw.
Speaker 2: I saw the promos of it, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: sure it's gonna be fine, but I'm be.
Speaker 1: Honest, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2: Really, this is the coolest Adam's ever appeared. But he's
Speaker 2: he was the perfect punching bag on come Down. I
Speaker 2: think this was being an interview we is the only
Speaker 2: thing he could have done, because god damn like being
Speaker 2: a comedian on his own and like when you when
Speaker 2: they they had it like a stupid It started off
Speaker 2: like a talk show, right, and then the jokes were
Speaker 2: First they were kind of crazy because Nick was riding them,
Speaker 2: and then it got like I was like, oh man,
Speaker 2: this is like, you know, somebody one of your closest
Speaker 2: friends blows up with you, but you know one person
Speaker 2: is the guy that's driving the whole thing, and the
Speaker 2: other person's kind of coming along.
Speaker 1: So you know, not trying to be disrespectful to what
Speaker 1: are you smiling about? But I think it's what are
Speaker 1: you smiling?
Speaker 3: I am funny independent of you?
Speaker 1: You are? You are? I am funny independent of you? No,
Speaker 1: I do think you is. I just thought that was
Speaker 1: Its very funny. It is so funny. It is quite
Speaker 1: similar listenship because I did have to grab you. I
Speaker 1: did have to pull you out of uh, you know,
Speaker 1: fucking being at Starbucks. I was like, what are you
Speaker 1: doing right? Uh, It's true. The sentence is just funny.
Speaker 2: It didn't It didn't even occur to me that scenario,
Speaker 2: Like not wasn't even trying to do that. But uh,
Speaker 2: especially since I actually do think I actually do. I
Speaker 2: don't know why this keeps happening.
Speaker 1: I keep saying.
Speaker 2: This is probably the fourth time I'm going to say this.
Speaker 2: Yesterday I was just talking about that. We're talking with Jojo,
Speaker 2: We're talking about nig Do you talk all day? Like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is going on? Are you talking about things?
Speaker 1: Are you weak? Do you converse with your girlfriend all day?
Speaker 1: Because that's I absolutely do not.
Speaker 2: That's interesting, But like I guess a few times we talked,
Speaker 2: but we were just talking about the funniest moments we
Speaker 2: can remember off the top of our heads of the
Speaker 2: show We're kind of Like, was like reviewing the show
Speaker 2: of Like, and then I was thinking, what are the
Speaker 2: first things that come to my mind? And then I
Speaker 2: was thinking of I recently, because I already recently the
Speaker 2: Jackets thing I thought that was. I thought that was
Speaker 2: so good and fast, So that was one of the
Speaker 2: things that I was thinking of that. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: that's quick. This guy isn't like a slow well you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. He's not always slow.
Speaker 1: He's just lazy and has no sense of time. It's
Speaker 1: the only fucking problem. I think that funny joke. I
Speaker 1: think the lack of funniness in jokes makes jokes funny.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's terrible. It's terrible. It's it's joke person,
Speaker 1: then it's funny. I think. I think this is really bad.
Speaker 3: I think upsetting people and telling jokes that no one
Speaker 3: else laugh at are funny, which is really bad because.
Speaker 1: That's that's a very norm uh approach to it.
Speaker 3: But Norman Donald doesn't constantly say the N word in
Speaker 3: times when you probably shouldn't, so you know, probably not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think if he would like if he would
Speaker 2: have made it ten years older. It was like, why not,
Speaker 2: let's sea Maybe let's just do it now. He probably
Speaker 2: was before he died.
Speaker 1: He let's go, let's go swinging. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's
Speaker 1: go out. But yeah, sorry, we totally derailed you. What
Speaker 1: were you What were you saying about Adam Friedland? Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean I've.
Speaker 2: Pretty much said what I did to say about the
Speaker 2: watching his I have not watched a full interview with
Speaker 2: his since he went fully independent, and like you know,
Speaker 2: Nick just went to chill. It's all catch clips and
Speaker 2: so the clips are sometimes they're they're good, like, uh,
Speaker 2: actually when he had on a but Blake Griffin is
Speaker 2: is a really.
Speaker 1: Blake. Griffin is so charismatic it's insane.
Speaker 3: He's really funny.
Speaker 1: He's really funny, like surprisingly funny.
Speaker 2: So when he goes on podcasts, he's been on Star
Speaker 2: Wars' podcast, he's done like the circuit and he can hang.
Speaker 2: He's really good at roasting himself too, which is like
Speaker 2: you don't have to, like, you know, a lot of
Speaker 2: times you're talking to a celebrity, some of that's really
Speaker 2: much bigger than you kind of have to, like you
Speaker 2: don't want to be too insulting. But he's like one
Speaker 2: of the people that's like, oh, he's one of the
Speaker 2: homies and it was really surprising, So that was good.
Speaker 2: But it really depends on who's on Adam Freelan's show.
Speaker 2: And like, I'm not trying to be disrespectful because I
Speaker 2: thought I just thought he'd fit in so perfectly in
Speaker 2: come Town that I never expected to what stever, And
Speaker 2: some people might say the same thing about myself though,
Speaker 2: like oh, I like you in stuff, but independently, you know, fuck.
Speaker 1: You, you know so, And I think that's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's all these people who feel that way about yeah
Speaker 1: groups or whatever. But like I think, what is it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was watching I was watching this thing he did
Speaker 1: with Zarn and it's just like his advertisers are very
Speaker 1: weird too, because it's like it's like it's like viagra stuff.
Speaker 1: Like I'm curious as to like, I'm curious as to
Speaker 1: the age demographic of Adam Friedland six years old istle kids?
Speaker 1: What was it? Was he advertising blue choo? It just no,
Speaker 1: it wasn't that exactly. It was like it was just
Speaker 1: things first of all, that I've never heard of, uh,
Speaker 1: in industries that I'd never heard of. So it's just like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was just very odd. It felt
Speaker 1: like when when you're when you're watching like cable television
Speaker 1: at like your parents house or something, and you see like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's they're selling pills with John Voight's name attached to him.
Speaker 1: I guess, But but John suicide pills. You should you
Speaker 1: should kill yourself with these? Are you tired of being
Speaker 1: Are you tired of being alive in this liberal health
Speaker 1: state created?
Speaker 3: Are you tired of black people having jobs at Laurel
Speaker 3: are you jobs?
Speaker 1: We're tired of black people having jobs that they have
Speaker 1: to be that they they paid for. Yeah, they didn't.
Speaker 1: They didn't. They didn't desert, They took that from a
Speaker 1: white man. They didn't hit. They didn't always have that.
Speaker 1: You know, the nerve they have of hitching a ride
Speaker 1: on our boats for free and then working getting all
Speaker 1: that free workout. We helped them transportation, We helped them
Speaker 1: get their games. It was us. It was us. There
Speaker 1: are absolutely run so fast now it's because of me.
Speaker 1: Because of me, they're so hot. In fact, I am
Speaker 1: the reason why they got here. It's me, mister voy
Speaker 1: What are you implying, mister Dershowitz, What are you saying?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? He does the swing hand
Speaker 1: back the heads, you know what? I know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like I promise you? I what do you promise you? Like?
Speaker 3: I'm thoroughly This feels like the beginning of a monolog
Speaker 3: that I'm just not caught up on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's uh, but you know, let's just let's start questions.
Speaker 1: Let's just barrel into it.
Speaker 3: We got a lot, we had what we have to talk.
Speaker 3: We were talking about if Piccolo had a penis. We
Speaker 3: did bring up if Pico forgot about before the show.
Speaker 1: We were talking about whether or not Piccolo had a
Speaker 1: dick and if he didn't want like the argument that
Speaker 1: you're making is that he doesn't, Well he doesn't, Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Well, well I don't I've never seen.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's very unlikely. Better better because I never went
Speaker 3: up to Piccolo, ripped his pants off and was like, ah, Piccolo,
Speaker 3: he doesn't have a dick.
Speaker 1: The thing that's confusing to me is that, like, so
Speaker 1: he doesn't eat either, right, Like I'm drinking water, he
Speaker 1: drinks water. He drinks water, so he does have so
Speaker 1: he must expel, he must pee, He doesn't pooh, probably
Speaker 1: he doesn't ship. He has no he's like a slug flower. Okay,
Speaker 1: that doesn't really help me, but like, so he's not
Speaker 1: so he well, but my argument is that why does
Speaker 1: he wear pants if he doesn't have anything to hide
Speaker 1: down there?
Speaker 3: I think it's this polite society I think the Nomekians created.
Speaker 3: He's also very human in the way he behaves.
Speaker 1: But so, I mean, the Namericans didn't, like you go
Speaker 1: to the Dynamic and they kind of.
Speaker 2: Why did they have shame with? They have no genitals.
Speaker 3: I think they're from a society or other people have genitals,
Speaker 3: so they're like they're like, they're not they ares. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, it's so much. So this is hyper convoluted bullshit.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry to I'm sorry about this before I even
Speaker 3: go into it. So what happens is the Amechians are
Speaker 3: technically not from Planetgnamic. They come from a different dimension first,
Speaker 3: which is a Hell dimension. I'm sorry, that's why Piccolo
Speaker 3: is a demon. Technically they're technically from Hell. Then they
Speaker 3: got say, took refuge.
Speaker 1: In the planet. Yeah, it went to that planet. What
Speaker 1: the devil mccry type shit. They steal that shit it is.
Speaker 1: It is stupid. It is stupid.
Speaker 3: And Diima technically with just Cannon for some reason, I
Speaker 3: don't know why they did that. In Diama, they go
Speaker 3: to the fucking underworld and they find Themechians a Namechian
Speaker 3: there and he's like, hey, this is where we're originally from.
Speaker 3: That's why your dad was the demon King Piccolo. Because
Speaker 3: you see how it doesn't make sense that Piccolo's dad
Speaker 3: was even King Piccolo.
Speaker 1: But it's like it's from namic so and then it's
Speaker 1: like it's just Toriama, right and more shn exactly, that's
Speaker 1: exactly what you're talking.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I know exactly what's happening. Let's just add
Speaker 2: this things together to make it make sense. And I
Speaker 2: always say sometimes you can just leave things alone and
Speaker 2: make it not make sense and then just move forward
Speaker 2: with the retcon, especially in a show like dragon Ball
Speaker 2: and dragon Ball Z.
Speaker 1: That's fine. It doesn't act the link together.
Speaker 3: I think dragon Ball is a series of just shit
Speaker 3: that doesn't need to be said that gets said, and
Speaker 3: the ship that needs to be said just doesn't get said.
Speaker 3: That is the biggest problem in all of dragon Ball.
Speaker 3: We've only seen these characters that have so much whe power.
Speaker 3: We've only literally seen two people destroy planets ever with
Speaker 3: their own strength. Yeah, and and obviously people even though
Speaker 3: he's able to. But it's like we've never seen most
Speaker 3: of them do it. We've seen Planet buil himself up,
Speaker 3: and we've seen Freezer destroyer planet.
Speaker 1: That's it. And when you think about, well, uh, they
Speaker 1: who was the first one?
Speaker 3: You said, boo, Freezer did the first did as well,
Speaker 3: which was really said, that's not Cannon, but yes he did,
Speaker 3: he did. That's unfortunately that's back when we had brown
Speaker 3: here vegeta in a different color costume.
Speaker 1: What but but that's not can I think it's still can't.
Speaker 1: I think it's still on their way to Earth. Is
Speaker 1: not Cannon.
Speaker 3: It's not his filler. It's just I don't know why
Speaker 3: it's it's not. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: Oh they're saying it's not in the manga. So you
Speaker 1: so like you're saying, like to you, the the anime
Speaker 1: is not, that's what that's what most people consider. I don't.
Speaker 3: I just I think it he did it whatever. But
Speaker 3: it's like they're like, oh no, that's not because that's
Speaker 3: when you had his different art style. Remember, Yeah, that
Speaker 3: doesn't mean anything to me, So it's like the idea, like,
Speaker 3: that's not why would are people doing that? Because they
Speaker 3: want to make him not seem like a genocidal monster.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's a Vegeta himself will tell you he's
Speaker 3: a genocidal moster.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, I was, I was. I don't don't understand,
Speaker 1: like why they would because it's weird because to me,
Speaker 1: I'll be like, there is something it's really fucked up.
Speaker 1: But there's also how that is great comedy because when
Speaker 1: you think about it, like he just liberated all those people, like,
Speaker 1: thank you so much, homie, you're the and then boom freedom.
Speaker 1: Freedom is not so great, is it? So I'm looking up, so,
Speaker 1: it says. So I looked up. Is Vegeta destroying a planet? Cannon?
Speaker 1: It says, And the result I get is No, the
Speaker 1: scene of oh well now it's see this is fucking
Speaker 1: pointless now, it says, No, the scene of King Vegeta
Speaker 1: destroying plants is not considered cannon. Okay, well, I.
Speaker 3: Don't give a blowing up the planet. The most well
Speaker 3: known character blowing up in it in the films of
Speaker 3: Dragon Ball Z involves the saying conqueror Akira. Wait, what
Speaker 3: conquering yet, Saint conquering Akira the planet, which is not
Speaker 3: part of the original manga. There you go, Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: not a part of the part.
Speaker 2: But like say so anything that's not a part of
Speaker 2: the manga, anything that's not a part of.
Speaker 1: The more often that not for anime, No more often.
Speaker 1: I never considered that. I never even thought.
Speaker 3: About because because I don't give a fuck. I think
Speaker 3: it doesn't hurt anything, and it just happened, Like.
Speaker 1: Think about this in like a and it's just where
Speaker 1: something came from, like a comic, something like Watchmen or something.
Speaker 1: And then if they did something different within like say
Speaker 1: the HBO series or say the film itself, I just
Speaker 1: never considered that. I never considered that.
Speaker 2: No, I'm ignoring what happened in the cinema or saying
Speaker 2: the anime or the cartoon because it's it was different,
Speaker 2: it was different in the original source.
Speaker 1: I never really considered that. I do.
Speaker 3: I do because like there are times where things happen
Speaker 3: it just don't make sense, you know. Granted, it's not
Speaker 3: a big it's not a big I truly think I've
Speaker 3: detached a long time ago from the moment from the
Speaker 3: moment I saw Spider Man have organic webs in a
Speaker 3: Raimie movie.
Speaker 1: But I was like, oh, I still like this.
Speaker 3: I was like, it doesn't matter which one I enjoy
Speaker 3: I'm enjoying the version of the thing I enjoyed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to me, but it's sort of like the moments
Speaker 1: that just happened to me.
Speaker 3: Immediately, I was like, Okay, cool, so he doesn't have
Speaker 3: it in this, but that's why he isn't needed in this. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And that's where I was like, I go with everything.
Speaker 3: I don't really care if things are cannon or not
Speaker 3: as long as they're cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say, because I wonder how i'd feel,
Speaker 2: and I can only you can only talk in this
Speaker 2: in retroactively or just in with hindsight, is because it's
Speaker 2: just like, Okay, how would I feel if it was
Speaker 2: it was organic in the you know, like say I
Speaker 2: grew up with I grew up with it being in
Speaker 2: those fucking canister things, and you would fucking make that
Speaker 2: shit right, And then what if it was the other
Speaker 2: way around?
Speaker 1: How would I feel? I feel.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying right now is I think I would
Speaker 2: still prefer that because I like the idea of the
Speaker 2: extra you know, the it just it just makes him like, Oh,
Speaker 2: this motherfucker's a genius.
Speaker 1: Look what he made.
Speaker 2: And also the stakes that it adds, like when you
Speaker 2: would run out and ship, which they put in the show.
Speaker 2: I think it's narratively better. I also think it's weird
Speaker 2: because he doesn't have that part of his body.
Speaker 1: That's what I think it's funny because it's like the
Speaker 1: web creator is fucking the back of his abdomen, so
Speaker 1: him creating out of his wrists always is like, oh,
Speaker 1: that just doesn't make sense to me, right, because it
Speaker 1: would hious.
Speaker 3: At the same time, this nigga can lift ten tons,
Speaker 3: dodge bullets, run up buildings and pick up cars and
Speaker 3: flingham so I was like, all right, this is really
Speaker 3: me having a really solid stick in the ground in
Speaker 3: his one position is stupid. I just think that the webs,
Speaker 3: the webs being organic make him more of a fantastical person,
Speaker 3: gives him an actual like spider power, and the inorgan
Speaker 3: them inorganic and being created gives more towards his intelligence
Speaker 3: as an inventor.
Speaker 1: So it's it's it's either or fine. I'm not bothered
Speaker 1: either way. And it didn't. It's like what, I've never
Speaker 1: dwelled on that in the Raimi shit or anything. It
Speaker 1: was just like whatever it is, what it is, but
Speaker 1: hold on bother me. When I was little, for sure,
Speaker 1: it bothered the I'm not sure it annoyed me at first,
Speaker 1: but I really don't. It's not something that I like stuck.
Speaker 2: It's like say when I when I other movies and
Speaker 2: Mortal Combat Annihilation for example, the second one they changed,
Speaker 2: like the cast they killed Johnny Cage immediately, Like the
Speaker 2: things like that still bothered me to this day, Like
Speaker 2: that sucked. That suck, you know what I'm saying, Like
Speaker 2: there are things that are genuinely bothersome maybe Malboge's CGI
Speaker 2: and fucking the spawn, Holy fuck, Like there's certain things
Speaker 2: that still bothered me.
Speaker 1: I can imagine little you being vexed.
Speaker 2: If I knew how to like swear, like like really
Speaker 2: well at that time, it would have been coming out
Speaker 2: in the theater because I was like.
Speaker 1: What is this? I just say, like I can't.
Speaker 2: I'm sure I have said this on the show before,
Speaker 2: but imagine being fucking seven years old. CGI is a
Speaker 2: is a relatively new thing in the the movies that
Speaker 2: they're really blasting, and so it shouldn't look that bad
Speaker 2: to you because it's like the first tries, really, but
Speaker 2: damn it looked bad then, Like it was like, this
Speaker 2: is fucking awful, and that's a feat. That is a
Speaker 2: hard thing to do because if you look at King
Speaker 2: Kong back in the nineteen thirties or whatever, that looks
Speaker 2: hilarious to us now, but back then people were fucking terrified,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, because this was the first
Speaker 2: things that they were doing.
Speaker 1: Those are the first fucking effects that they were doing.
Speaker 1: Do you people like that thing?
Speaker 3: Do you think they thought black people turned into King Kong?
Speaker 3: That's what probably, like, this is what happens if we
Speaker 3: leave them to their own devices, they're gonna turn it.
Speaker 1: To these things. I'm sure somebody did.
Speaker 3: I know it sounds stupid.
Speaker 1: I get it. Question to get it. It sounds dumb,
Speaker 1: But really think about that. Probably shut up. Are we
Speaker 1: in agreement this pickle will have a dick or not?
Speaker 1: It does?
Speaker 2: I don't think so, but like, all right, so we're now.
Speaker 2: I think it's got a cloaca. Okay, curious, all right,
Speaker 2: I think we solved it.
Speaker 1: I think he's got a really disturbing looking Cloaca, and
Speaker 1: that's why he wears pants. That's I like that. That's
Speaker 1: why then the mechans wear pants. That's a good answer
Speaker 1: because it even bothers them. Let us know in the
Speaker 1: comment sections, though, what you think. Are you on team
Speaker 1: Are you on team Kloaca or you're on team no
Speaker 1: genitals at alleness or no or no genitals voting? We'll
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Speaker 1: I'm on team you know myself. It's crazy that you
Speaker 1: can't do ship like that. By the way, like it's
Speaker 1: been like as far as I know, there's no way
Speaker 1: to like that. You can't just have like a voting
Speaker 1: module in the comment section of a video. I think
Speaker 1: you're right.
Speaker 3: I think you can definitely.
Speaker 1: I saw that before right now, because you can do
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Speaker 2: It's it's like he's like like he's like Gazzer Ramone essentially.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. It's just that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I wasn't expecting I wasn't expecting him to look like
Speaker 2: a like an eighties like you know, you know eighties.
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Speaker 2: the most famous guy wearing all that leather and shit
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Speaker 2: That was a bunch of cool ass heavy metal heads
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Speaker 3: Okay, it's interesting thinking of the heavy metal guys and
Speaker 3: like how they were probably so homophobic, but also dressing
Speaker 3: like the biggest queens ever. It's beautiful, Like this is hilarious.
Speaker 1: Y'all. Don't even get it. That looks so insane.
Speaker 3: Like I know, I have friends, I have friends parents
Speaker 3: who was like, they are definitely homophobic people, and I've
Speaker 3: seen them in eighties and it's like, you didn't see this.
Speaker 3: You didn't You didn't know how you were dressing, You
Speaker 3: didn't know the signs they were given off to people.
Speaker 3: It is interesting, you weren't paying attention.
Speaker 2: Brother in the in the scene in the uh when
Speaker 2: I started playing a bunch of bands in the mid
Speaker 2: two thousands, Like you know, all those scene kids were
Speaker 2: all over the place, and man, some.
Speaker 1: Of the some of the people that were at the shows. Uh.
Speaker 2: I remember two guys in particular because there were friends
Speaker 2: with the guys that I were in bands with, And
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're you're a you're you're a woman.
Speaker 1: What's happening? Like, you're you're a beautiful woman.
Speaker 2: At one time, we were going to the movie standing
Speaker 2: in line, and then old man bumped into this dude,
Speaker 2: Paul and it's excuse me, young lady like this that
Speaker 2: like like because he can't obviously he's not gonna be
Speaker 2: on the tell beautiful flowing hair, super tight pants that
Speaker 2: are kind of like rolled up above the knee and
Speaker 2: stuff like it looks like a like a summer.
Speaker 1: Eighties chick with some crazy ass fucking scene hair.
Speaker 2: And I'm just like that is uh, that's gotta be
Speaker 2: dangerous because there's gonna be guys like you like, oh,
Speaker 2: let's go to let's go to a bar. Like they're
Speaker 2: gonna be like, yeah, I'm gonna roofy that lady right there,
Speaker 2: and then they're gonna get take them home and be like, oh,
Speaker 2: there's a dick and balls.
Speaker 1: Well I'm already here. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I mean, unfortunately, that's the world we live in.
Speaker 1: Listen. I didn't know anything about this Razor ramone gay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hard gays, really cool guy. I actually can't believe I
Speaker 1: didn't know about this. Yeah, it is information that he
Speaker 1: assumed you would have hard gay anyway, Uncle Phil riding
Speaker 1: that cryptid patron rode in, he says, sup fuckers, I'm
Speaker 1: feeling I forgot that we talked about how like the
Speaker 1: lockness monster was had had had Patreon or whatever. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: sub fuckers. I'm feeling called out because on episode three
Speaker 1: seventy five you were talking trash on my favorite band,
Speaker 1: Hollywood Undead, Eat Shit and Die. But I will agree
Speaker 1: that everywhere I go as a joke of a song
Speaker 1: even further, the censored music video is one hundred times
Speaker 1: funnier because the censored sounds make no sense for the
Speaker 1: song and just fuck it up. Even worse. If there's
Speaker 1: a question in this mess what song slash media was
Speaker 1: made funnier or better because of it being censored. I
Speaker 1: always think about that. What the big Lebowski when when
Speaker 1: he goes like this is what happens when you find
Speaker 1: a stranger in the Alps. Yeah, it's just such a
Speaker 1: ridiculous fucking way to censor. I like it.
Speaker 3: I like that it's always silly. It happens when you
Speaker 3: find a stranger in yolps and it's.
Speaker 1: Like, or what it is, yeepy kaya yippi kaya, mister Falcon.
Speaker 1: I've never heard that. I never heard that. That's great,
Speaker 1: Yi kai yippi kaya, mister mister Falcon. That that's great.
Speaker 1: It's not even his name, not even a little bit.
Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, it's iconic, but uh, Holly, when it
Speaker 1: is your favorite band, huh. I have questions about that.
Speaker 1: I do have questions about that.
Speaker 2: And I know some people that like Hollywood Dead. I
Speaker 2: was a roommate with a guy that was like that,
Speaker 2: but he grew out of it.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: It was like, yeah, he's like, oh, I'm older now,
Speaker 2: you know. I I look back on it and it's
Speaker 2: I think it's in the same way that I was.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say it again, but but this is
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. I was just talking to Jojo about Stained
Speaker 2: last night. I don't know what the is happening, and
Speaker 2: this is it just keeps relevant, ship keeps happening.
Speaker 1: It's weird.
Speaker 3: I don't know why this is happening. You're you're not
Speaker 3: talking to your You're you're imagining this. Can you imagine
Speaker 3: you're fabricating talking to Jo.
Speaker 2: Kazakhstand Yeah, yeah, she's still in Kazakhstan's horse or whatever
Speaker 2: she's doing.
Speaker 1: And uh yeah, you ride horse.
Speaker 3: That brings you all your good and then you're like,
Speaker 3: you've been a great animal. Even kill it and you
Speaker 3: take a huge sword and chop its head of one
Speaker 3: clean slice.
Speaker 1: Man, that's strange.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, No, I was a stain stained. Is that
Speaker 2: band for me where you know? I? Well, actually, I
Speaker 2: guess I can't necessarily say that. I never really they
Speaker 2: never really spoke to me necessarily, but I still will
Speaker 2: pop them on and be like, yeah, I like those tunes,
Speaker 2: you know, and I feel like yeah, but I do
Speaker 2: have questions for writer of why they're your favorite band, like,
Speaker 2: like still, because I'm assuming you're probably like in your
Speaker 2: twenties or something.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're younger. Yeah, it's in his nineties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a ninety year old listening Hollywood and Dead would
Speaker 2: be amazing. Actually, year old listening to this show is
Speaker 2: even more concerning.
Speaker 3: It is act that is no, it's not we're relevant.
Speaker 3: We're relevant to the nineties. The people in that age group,
Speaker 3: they really want to.
Speaker 2: Find our oldest listener. I want to know who is
Speaker 2: a officially our oldest listener.
Speaker 1: What do you think? What do you what do you
Speaker 1: think would be the oldest persons? Dracula like, I'm going
Speaker 1: to go older fifty two.
Speaker 2: I'll say fifties for sure, just because I imagine there's
Speaker 2: some people that were interested in, like say, maybe political
Speaker 2: takes at some point and they're like, oh, let's see
Speaker 2: what these guys are doing now, and they're like, this
Speaker 2: is kind of funny, I guess, and then just they're
Speaker 2: here for you know, instead of talking to their wives,
Speaker 2: they're listening to the snark Tank.
Speaker 1: Let me see my dad listen to this. My dad
Speaker 1: is like, what, my dad's your dad listens to the
Speaker 1: snark think. That's right. I forgot that.
Speaker 3: If he's my number one fan and our fifty eight patron,
Speaker 3: that's right, that's about fifty eight.
Speaker 1: So yeah, there you go, my dad, When was the
Speaker 1: last time you said happy birthday, your dad? That was
Speaker 1: the answer that was, no, there's an sir. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to remember though. Last time I said birtha my father
Speaker 1: was two thousand and eight, like around like when Obama
Speaker 1: was like the housing crisis.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then that's probably. That's probably the only time
Speaker 3: I ever said it to him. Really, I don't, I don't,
Speaker 3: I don't wish. I don't think he should have happy birthdays.
Speaker 3: So why would I say that to What would I
Speaker 3: lie to him?
Speaker 1: That's so mean? Son, after everything I did.
Speaker 3: To you, I tell him, bad birthday to you.
Speaker 1: I tell him, after everything I've done to you. That's
Speaker 1: an awesome that's a great line. Yeah, you're gonna treat
Speaker 1: me this way. I done to you everything I've done.
Speaker 1: All right, what is this Kingston? It's me but best
Speaker 1: friends with your dad and king Daddy know we took
Speaker 1: care of a little business. They'd got along really well.
Speaker 1: Other than racismerry juice right now? Actually your dad's a
Speaker 1: millennium but you know he's a good good This is
Speaker 1: good once again, this is cranbery juice. Stop asking questions.
Speaker 1: So slap my wife and son cursed whatever curse technique,
Speaker 1: nutt in my hand and clap wrote in, says Hia Fellas,
Speaker 1: I'm that guy uh that started balding at fourteen, oh wow,
Speaker 1: fourteen years that is I mean, well, I mean I
Speaker 1: need to know more about you before I feel bad
Speaker 1: for you. That's crazy because like there are people who
Speaker 1: just would pull it off. Oh that's what I mean.
Speaker 1: If you shave your head, If you shave your head,
Speaker 1: well bald you started starting balding in fourteen, means you're
Speaker 1: probably bald by like twenty one. Probably he's what that
Speaker 1: kind of is what that really means. But there's no
Speaker 1: way because being bald at fourteen, he started being balding
Speaker 1: when you were like ten.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which is ridiculous starting at that age at that's
Speaker 3: the age when everyone's fucking hurting and trying to make
Speaker 3: other people hurt because they're hurting.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it sucks to be like balding at that Factly,
Speaker 1: this person was.
Speaker 2: Very hairy genetically and could have facial hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good beard. Yeah at sixty brother beard. Did I
Speaker 1: show you people with full beard's fifteen year old friend
Speaker 1: sixteen that people were saying, I'm sorry to tell you,
Speaker 1: but your friend was definitely an FBI informant because he's
Speaker 1: so he basically looked like a fucking Viking, And I
Speaker 1: guess I know him because he was short.
Speaker 2: He was like five foot, but he was full fucking hair.
Speaker 2: Kind of doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: I'll pull it up in a second. That's crazy. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think I would cry if I was
Speaker 1: balding at that age. That's so young.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess it would have been inconsequential for me
Speaker 2: because I I've been in hats and hoodies for as
Speaker 2: long as I can remember, so like, uh, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Would have went to wearing hoodies and hats. I wear
Speaker 3: hoodies a lot, but I don't wear hats. I would
Speaker 3: have been a hat person if I was balding when
Speaker 3: I was younger. I want to be a hat person
Speaker 3: right now. Just have too much hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the problem with because I'm growing out my
Speaker 2: hair and I'm already kind of dreading that. I'm like, damn,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be able to wear my hats after
Speaker 2: a certain point. And uh, it's the sacrifice you gotta make.
Speaker 3: Get braids and wear bandana bandana, Yeah, you have the
Speaker 3: braids bandana combation is powerful or the dredge with the
Speaker 3: rap with the rap.
Speaker 2: I'm I don't know what I'm gonna do. I might
Speaker 2: braid it just so I can like keep fucking uh,
Speaker 2: because I don't locking it up as a commitment that
Speaker 2: once you do that, trying to do tangle locks is
Speaker 2: fucking stupid to happen.
Speaker 1: I've seen it happen.
Speaker 3: My aunt got our nasty tangled and I was like, girl,
Speaker 3: why because all the waxia go out of it too,
Speaker 3: and you gotta deeply wash it and you gotta hope
Speaker 3: your hair is not dead.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is too much work. I think
Speaker 1: that's completely stupid.
Speaker 3: Like people like jay Z with his fucking his fucking
Speaker 3: cheetle puff locks. The ridiculous ones couldn't be me, bro.
Speaker 2: Jay Z just yeah, Jesus needs to keep his hair
Speaker 2: short forever, and he could. He would do well with
Speaker 2: a beard, but he can't grow one.
Speaker 1: He's like me.
Speaker 3: His hairline is receding too much for him to not
Speaker 3: have locks anymore. I think that's the problem. And then
Speaker 3: we had off the receipting, and then you get locks
Speaker 3: to try to divert the attention from your airline receding.
Speaker 1: Have you seen his.
Speaker 2: Little chin strap that he have you seen like what
Speaker 2: he can grow on his beard on his chin.
Speaker 1: I've seen his facial hair for plenty.
Speaker 2: It looks like you took a piece of like like
Speaker 2: you know, horse hair, and then put a little bit
Speaker 2: of spirit gumb on it and then that's it.
Speaker 1: It's it's actually kind of crazy. I was like, bro,
Speaker 1: aren't you like fifty? Like damn, I think he's like,
Speaker 1: I think he's anyway, this guy rode in. I know right, anyway,
Speaker 1: this guy rode in. He says, Hi, fellas, I'm that
Speaker 1: guy that started balding at fourteen. Oh shit. I just
Speaker 1: saw the Schmolugles episode of Smiling Friends and it made
Speaker 1: me feel scene. My question is, would you rather be
Speaker 1: all the way chrome dome ball? They're just sort of
Speaker 1: in between Trevor Phillips half ball. Personally, i'd shaved, well, no,
Speaker 1: I obviously looked full as like obviously the better full
Speaker 1: is the better because then you get like that's just
Speaker 1: interesting at that point, like being like having the the
Speaker 1: sides that's worse in my in my opinion, I think
Speaker 1: that is opinion. Yeah, Like I mean, because like, there's
Speaker 1: that guy who has alopecia. He's in Barry and he's
Speaker 1: in a couple of other things. Is his name he
Speaker 1: played no Ho Hank in Barry. I can't remember his
Speaker 1: fucking name. But he's in a bunch of stuff and
Speaker 1: he has an alopecia, Like straight up, No Ho Hank
Speaker 1: actor Anthony Kerrigan. So he's like this dude has like
Speaker 1: no hair, like at all, Like he's completely like and
Speaker 1: it's fucking awesome, Like he just looks interesting. He looks cool.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know you're talking about he's a guy.
Speaker 1: Was he was a Justice League.
Speaker 3: Maybe he played Anthropomorpha and he played the morphine guy,
Speaker 3: the god I could change.
Speaker 1: The elements penis. Are you fucking talking? Are you talking
Speaker 1: about Superman? Superman? Okay, yeah, all right, I mean Superman?
Speaker 1: Uh yeah it was okay, yeah, no, yeah he was.
Speaker 1: That's right, you're you're you're right. He's under a bunch
Speaker 1: of makeup in that movie and CG and stuff. But yeah,
Speaker 1: he has no hair at all. He's in uh, he's
Speaker 1: in Barry and he's great. Like I just think, like
Speaker 1: that same person with the sides and no nothing on top,
Speaker 1: he would look so stupid. He look so much worse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so yeah, I would rather lose all my hair that
Speaker 1: always looks interest Like.
Speaker 2: I don't understand why everybody that has like the only
Speaker 2: on the sides, like you know, they got the couldest
Speaker 2: sac or whatever, they don't just buzz it off at
Speaker 2: the very least.
Speaker 3: I think it'd be interesting if I did that, Like
Speaker 3: if I let my hair grow out and I shaved
Speaker 3: everything and only had the sides left. I've been Let me.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I'm sick of hearing you
Speaker 1: talk about this. I'm sick of hearing you talk about this.
Speaker 3: I think it would look funny.
Speaker 1: I don't give a ship because you're not gonna do it.
Speaker 3: Oh no, but I think it would look funny.
Speaker 1: So don't, no, don't talk about it. Just don't.
Speaker 3: If you guys do something crazy with your hairs, why
Speaker 3: with your hairs.
Speaker 1: I've done it. It's been Chris. You you just with
Speaker 1: your hair. You watch your hair. I've never talked about
Speaker 1: how funny it would be if I do.
Speaker 3: I think it's still funny looking. I just wouldn't do
Speaker 3: it because I don't. I'm out of the courage.
Speaker 1: Courage. It's just so it's ridiculous. Do it, man, No,
Speaker 1: do for the What are the vine do for the vine?
Speaker 1: They're bringing vine back? Do it? I'm not doing vine?
Speaker 1: Are they actually doing that? Yeah, they're actually doing it.
Speaker 3: I think the person that that owns Twitter is trying
Speaker 3: to not the person person that owned Twitter.
Speaker 1: Oh, Jack Dorsey, I think his name is Vine. Let
Speaker 1: me look it up because I was just I didn't
Speaker 1: look that up at all. Oh November twelfth, twenty twenty five,
Speaker 1: So what the fuck is this? Like weeks ago? Jack
Speaker 1: Jack Dorsey funds Divine, a Vine reboot that includes Divine.
Speaker 1: That's that's clean, cute, Yeah, it's it's it's a little
Speaker 1: awkward because it's like the lowercase D, lowercase I and
Speaker 1: the capital V.
Speaker 2: Oh stupid. Okay, yeah, it's almost like a fighting Italian.
Speaker 1: I mean it's probably better, he says. Yeah. Funds Divine,
Speaker 1: a Vine reboot that includes Vine's video archive. I wonder
Speaker 1: if I'll be able to find my old stuff. No way,
Speaker 1: I'm important enough for them to find myself. But it
Speaker 1: would be cool to see that stuff, because I made
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff on Vine and then it just
Speaker 1: kind of died and some of it we got a
Speaker 1: lot of traction and then it just like exploded. It
Speaker 1: just killed itself. But oh well, but yeah, no, that
Speaker 1: would be clearly the it would be clearly the the
Speaker 1: full bow personally, if I shave my head and butter
Speaker 1: it because the second I don't even know what the
Speaker 1: what it is you're trying to say here guy, So okay,
Speaker 1: so this is the second half of this. My question
Speaker 1: is would you rather be all the way chrome doome ball?
Speaker 1: They're just sort of in between you like Trevor Phillips
Speaker 1: half bald, and then he goes on to say, personally,
Speaker 1: I shave my head and butter it because the second
Speaker 1: what morsels of hair I have left get long. I
Speaker 1: look like a crack addicted sex offender. You need damn
Speaker 1: both punctuation, my guy. We must have the punctuation. We
Speaker 1: must have it. But I do want to see what
Speaker 1: he looks like when he has transformed into a crack
Speaker 1: addict and sex offender. I would like to say that though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well send us a don't do that, and then I'll
Speaker 1: be like, police, that's him. Police, get a.
Speaker 3: Just ruining someone's life.
Speaker 1: It's him. It's him, Officer, it's him. You know. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Doc genetics could have made me ultra ball like my
Speaker 2: uncle on my uh my dad's side of the family.
Speaker 2: Alopecia runs through it and so I grew out of
Speaker 2: it like which my doctor told me is like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a chance that it will just go away.
Speaker 1: And it did.
Speaker 2: I think in my freshman year because they shud just
Speaker 2: have like a bald patch on the back of my
Speaker 2: head for uh, for most of my childhood, I remember,
Speaker 2: and so I just always keep my head hair buzzed.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: It was weird though, because every once in a while
Speaker 2: the hair is when they would start growing back, it
Speaker 2: would be all fucking peach fuzzy and stuff, like all
Speaker 2: kind of whitish, grayish and stuff. It looks fucking weird
Speaker 2: and then it's gone. So I'm like, oh, if I
Speaker 2: have kids, you know, roll the dice, my kid might
Speaker 2: be a bald bitch and then I'll just laugh at them.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I've I've always just had a ton of hair.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wish I was.
Speaker 3: I think it'd be funny if I was mangy looking,
Speaker 3: but it is.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, you have to wax your forehead, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah that is crazy. It's like it's like here but
Speaker 1: here too. Yeah. Yeah, this is how big my forehead is.
Speaker 1: You should like fucking just grow out that piece of hair,
Speaker 1: you know, just just a love your eyebrows. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: let them have it there. I don't have nothing grows
Speaker 1: to look like a visor, like you're wearing a visor,
Speaker 1: you know, that's insane sonic the hedgehog feet Porner and
Speaker 1: he says, hey, will you walk into chocolate? The chocolate freaks?
Speaker 1: Have you have you ever heard? What is this? Have
Speaker 1: you guys ever had high expectations for a piece of
Speaker 1: candy before, but only to actually try and be heavily disappointed?
Speaker 1: For instance, I always saw tobylrones. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: haven't thought about tobalones in forever. I always I always
Speaker 1: saw tobal lorones and stores growing up and always wondered
Speaker 1: what they tasted like, only for me to uh, as
Speaker 1: an adult, to finally have one and fucking hate it.
Speaker 1: Anything like that happened to you, guys, I'm sure there's something.
Speaker 1: I'm sure like what I can I feel like it's
Speaker 1: mostly me. I'm trying to think of just broadly, like foods.
Speaker 1: I remember when I first had fucking I remember when
Speaker 1: I first had lasagna. I was kind of disappointed. Oh
Speaker 1: really yeah, because it's like it's good, but it's like
Speaker 1: it's definitely underwhelming. I will agree it looks a lot
Speaker 1: more grandiose than it than it than it tastes. I like,
Speaker 1: I really like lasagna.
Speaker 2: It's just always it's always I don't know, what the
Speaker 2: what's the layer of like that whitish cheese creamy shit?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: I always feel like rikatta is underseason to me, Like
Speaker 2: when I have it, I'm like, it just doesn't I'm
Speaker 2: like it's missing something.
Speaker 3: And I got a lot of good I got a
Speaker 3: lot of good those The only food is like, the
Speaker 3: only food that really disappointed me was I think shrimp.
Speaker 1: Oh really. People are like, shrimp so good, and I
Speaker 1: was like, this is not that good man.
Speaker 2: I love I love shrimp.
Speaker 1: Bro fucking shrimp curry and some rice. Holy fuck, holy fuck?
Speaker 1: Why don't mind shrimp in other things? Holy man? Shrimp
Speaker 1: curry like, for some reason underwhelming too. Sushi was a
Speaker 1: hell underwhelming. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: People were like, this just so good. I've tried sushi.
Speaker 3: I've tried homemade sushi, like from Japanese niggas that made
Speaker 3: it at home season did well. I know they made
Speaker 3: it well. I just don't like it.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy, but god bless, I don't like. See,
Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of sushi rolls because they
Speaker 1: got the fucking.
Speaker 2: I'd prefer the sushi rolls because I'm like, where's the
Speaker 2: flavor on the fucking sushi and I give you a
Speaker 2: bowl of dunk some bullshit. It's like when I look,
Speaker 2: I think we talk about going to Korean and Japanese
Speaker 2: barbecue places.
Speaker 1: That's how I feel where I like to marinade shit.
Speaker 1: I like to really deeply season my stuff, and then
Speaker 1: they just bring out this raw shit. Other than a
Speaker 1: lot of times they can go to the bugogi, it's
Speaker 1: it's marinated. It's fucking delicious. Then they bring out like, oh,
Speaker 1: here's the pork belly, completely unseasoned, cook it and then
Speaker 1: drop throw a little something on top of it, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, why am I supposed to love this? What
Speaker 1: the hell is going on?
Speaker 2: So it means like I'm only getting the bugogi because
Speaker 2: it's fucking fire. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: I get the.
Speaker 3: Spicy chicken always that shit's also heavily marinated. I get
Speaker 3: buggi and that's about it. I don't really like the penne.
Speaker 3: If you get chicken, penney is actually uh pretty good.
Speaker 3: I've I've had it at a few places. It's it
Speaker 3: surprised me because I'm like, what the fuck's is green shit?
Speaker 3: She hates that she doesn't like Asian food in general. Really, honestly,
Speaker 3: that is so fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, I don't I don't understand that. So she wasn't
Speaker 1: like Indian food, she wasn't like like the Asian. Wow,
Speaker 1: she just doesn't like Asian. She's like Asian and food
Speaker 1: in general. She doesn't like best the best cuisines. I
Speaker 1: really think those are the best. What is her favorite thing? That?
Speaker 1: What she she just only eats Italian food. It's her favorite.
Speaker 2: It's not that different, especially if you're if you get
Speaker 2: like the positive different well, like I guess certain the flavors,
Speaker 2: but like say, okay, you again pasta getting noodles, what
Speaker 2: what is the difference?
Speaker 1: So so the spices, the taste is like these, like
Speaker 1: you know, Asians like use a ton of garlic.
Speaker 3: I think the thing Asian food.
Speaker 1: And I love Italian. I just don't understand. I don't
Speaker 1: understand different. Like Italian food is my favorite food, but
Speaker 1: like I also love Asian and Mexican probably just barely
Speaker 1: under you know what I mean? My favorite My favorite
Speaker 1: food is Caribbean food. I think Caribbean food is way better.
Speaker 3: But then I think, like I think Italian food is
Speaker 3: pretty good, but I prefer Italian American dishes more than
Speaker 3: Italian dishes.
Speaker 1: I would I would probably agree wholeheartedly when Italian pizza
Speaker 1: I get mad. Dude, what's that pasta where it's like,
Speaker 1: can't be ravioli? Right, Like wouldn't what's the It's like
Speaker 1: a square. It's like a square with like a fucking
Speaker 1: pocket in it. Is it really? I guess for some
Speaker 1: reason like that, like fucking well, it's it is a
Speaker 1: ship ravioli. But I guess I had, like we went
Speaker 1: to this. It doesn't make similarly, but it's not even beef.
Speaker 1: It's sucking. It's it's I think it's I think it's brain.
Speaker 1: But dude, I remember, like my parents would get because
Speaker 1: they knew some Italian restaurant guy and he would like
Speaker 1: they would they would hand make a bunch of the ravioli,
Speaker 1: and like at the end of the day they would
Speaker 1: be like, well, we don't, you know, we can't. We
Speaker 1: gotta make it fresh every day, so like they would
Speaker 1: just give it to people and then like my parents
Speaker 1: would get like supplies and like homemade, like properly like
Speaker 1: homemade ravioli, and it was fucking awesome. It's so good.
Speaker 1: It's like they would feel like meat or like cheese.
Speaker 1: The cheese one was my favorite because it was just
Speaker 1: like such a so obnoxious. It was like one half
Speaker 1: step up. It was like it was like a gourmet
Speaker 1: way to have, like mazzarella sticks, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: which's like this is just cheese and starch, but it
Speaker 1: tastes like gourmet shit. It's awesome. But like, I just
Speaker 1: don't understand how like you could not like Asian food
Speaker 1: or Indian food.
Speaker 3: I think I think I really think Indian foods most
Speaker 3: on a planet. I love Indian food, but it's biased
Speaker 3: because Caribbean food takes a lot from Indian food. Sure,
Speaker 3: so I think it's like particularly Afro Caribbean food.
Speaker 1: It just can't I don't understand how you don't have
Speaker 1: like you don't look at garlic non or like a
Speaker 1: vegetable vegetables it like garlic non. That's so Italian.
Speaker 2: Todd doesn't it seem more like psychological than it actually is?
Speaker 1: A bad But what is that like that that actually
Speaker 1: fus I'm very curious about that, Like what did they
Speaker 1: do to you?
Speaker 3: I talk to her all the time, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: why don't you like this food is so delicious? I
Speaker 3: think the thing is that I think for Mexicans. It's
Speaker 3: the smell. The smell of Indian food is so not
Speaker 3: like Mexican food, and I think that like throws them
Speaker 3: off some.
Speaker 1: Flavors.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I understand some people, but I feel like you
Speaker 2: can go to any culture and something is gonna throw
Speaker 2: somebody off.
Speaker 1: And maybe that's a bad introduction because if you, dude,
Speaker 1: I think, I think about that thing. Do you ever
Speaker 1: changing that? Sly? I don't know what. I still think
Speaker 1: about this when when I ordered, I think I ordered
Speaker 1: zanku or something. I ordered something that I've had a
Speaker 1: million times, and then I got something that I've never
Speaker 1: seen before like that. I'm the smell coming off of
Speaker 1: that ship was punging to the point where I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what country to blame this on,
Speaker 1: Like I don't even know where it came from. That
Speaker 1: could have been any virus. That was what you got.
Speaker 3: You got a fucking happy of the tea virus and
Speaker 3: they go and they tried to make you eat it.
Speaker 1: Wait, it was like somebody eat it, right, Joe ate it.
Speaker 1: Joe ate a little bit of it, I think, but
Speaker 1: like it was I think he tried it. I was
Speaker 1: not trying to dude, it smelled so crazy. It smelled
Speaker 1: like something that like you would give to like people
Speaker 1: who like spent their whole whole lives. They're like fifty
Speaker 1: five or like sixty, and they've they've been working in
Speaker 1: the mines since they were like six, so like their
Speaker 1: pallets are all fucked up and like caked with like
Speaker 1: you know, soot, and they can't taste anything. They can't
Speaker 1: smell nothing in all their senses, so they have to
Speaker 1: like over fucking just overloaded with like smells and spices
Speaker 1: and shit, just to just to feel something. That shit
Speaker 1: made me cry when I opened it, Like I teared,
Speaker 1: like my tears were streaming. I wish I knew what
Speaker 1: it was. I would love it. I wish I knew
Speaker 1: what it was. Still, I wish I take I wish
Speaker 1: I took a picture of it. I don't know why
Speaker 1: I didn't traumatized. I think it was just gross. I
Speaker 1: was just furious because I was so hungry, and then
Speaker 1: so I just like I ordered something else and I
Speaker 1: was like, bro, I can't believe it. Whatever the fuck
Speaker 1: whoever got my order must have been a lot happy, happier,
Speaker 1: or they were really upset because they wanted that pungent.
Speaker 1: I wanted my slug. I wanted my braised foot over
Speaker 1: lett man. I really wanted to be braised. I really
Speaker 1: wanted my slug. I'm so sad. Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't really think of a candy like
Speaker 1: I always defaulted to candies that, like I I had
Speaker 1: I had had before or yeah, I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: it's hard for candy fruitful. Oh you know what, maybe
Speaker 1: like the sour punch straws, because I was big into
Speaker 1: sour power straws, and I remember like they didn't have
Speaker 1: them everywhere, but they would have sour punch everywhere every
Speaker 1: once in a while, and those were just two like
Speaker 1: they were too too sweet and not sour enough. I
Speaker 1: like a good sour, like I'm gonna have sour candy,
Speaker 1: like I wanted to hurt me a little bit, ye
Speaker 1: a little bit, you know, I don't want it to
Speaker 1: be like this like thing. It's like, oh, this might
Speaker 1: as well not have been sour at all, Like of you,
Speaker 1: what'd you do? Yeah? Like I always wish shower worms
Speaker 1: were a little bit more sour, like they feel like
Speaker 1: they could they could stand. They have a little bit
Speaker 1: of pow.
Speaker 2: Versions of it, like there's like an electric one. There's
Speaker 2: that like the biggest brand something with the tea I
Speaker 2: forgot what it's called trolley. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So they
Speaker 2: have like an electric thing that you'd like. They have
Speaker 2: a version of that where it's more sour, because I've
Speaker 2: I thought about that too, where like, oh, you know,
Speaker 2: I want a little more of a kick. But man,
Speaker 2: I will say, there's some sour worms that taste like
Speaker 2: a butt. And I was actually very like, like did
Speaker 2: somebody rub this in their ass? And it was kind
Speaker 2: of because like I'm a I'm a connoisseur of sour
Speaker 2: gummy worms. I fucking love them, so I'll try different
Speaker 2: brands and ass and ASS and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this specifically is ASS that I can't believe.
Speaker 3: I'll keep eating it because I also don't mind eating ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't want my sour gummy ones to
Speaker 1: taste like ass. That's why I'm actually mad. But you
Speaker 1: know what some thing is that like, uh, I think
Speaker 1: blue Raspberry has a flavor is not real and it's
Speaker 1: derived from reverse engineered ass. That makes sense.
Speaker 2: Blue Raspberry, Uh what it called blow pops or what
Speaker 2: are they you know, the ones that have the gum
Speaker 2: in the middle.
Speaker 1: Blue raspberry is real. They have to be real, right,
Speaker 1: they're not. I think it's like pink lemonade, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: blue raspberry.
Speaker 2: Uh you get those blow pops, man, the the as
Speaker 2: blue raspberry blowpops are fucking phenomenal to me.
Speaker 1: I haven't had one of those in ages.
Speaker 3: They are, right, Nope, of course not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, nope raspberry. So it's not just blue raspberry.
Speaker 1: It's other things too, but apparently like, yeah, artificial raspberry.
Speaker 1: So artificial raspberry in general is made from beaver's anal
Speaker 1: gland secretion. Ah, I'm gonna get so much more of
Speaker 1: it now, Yeah, now that I know this beaver specifically.
Speaker 3: It's based on awful real thing called the white bark raspberry.
Speaker 3: The fuck up a deep purplish blue bright Oh, they're
Speaker 3: deep purplish blue when they're.
Speaker 1: He's talking about. He doesn't even know what he sorry,
Speaker 1: he didn't even know what deep deep purplish blue means.
Speaker 1: Deep purple fucking be stupid when you listen to music,
Speaker 1: right now, what do you? What the fuck was that about?
Speaker 1: I don't know whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're just effectively blackberries.
Speaker 1: Fifty blow pops for fifteen dollars. That seems kind of expensive.
Speaker 1: That's expensive.
Speaker 4: That's pricey for one blow pop for whatever, one fifty
Speaker 4: you get a blowpop and you get the owl too, Yeah,
Speaker 4: you get if I got I mean, if if I
Speaker 4: got the owl, then okay, I would absolutely buy that.
Speaker 1: I'd love to have an owl. I want to.
Speaker 3: They're kind of shitty birds though, but I like them
Speaker 3: so they look so cool. Man, They're so slow, apparently
Speaker 3: like the slowest flying birds. They're really slow.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't need them to fucking they're really
Speaker 1: not fast. They needed to rob see through their heads.
Speaker 1: That's so cool. I love that. I love that you could.
Speaker 1: I love that you could like peer into their fucking
Speaker 1: ears and see their eyes. That's so crazy, like what
Speaker 1: a It's almost.
Speaker 3: Like and they apparently pretty decent pets too, Like I
Speaker 3: don't know, I wouldn't want to have one as a pet.
Speaker 1: Being able to see an owl's eye from their ear
Speaker 1: kind of feels like, you know how, like Derek, you know,
Speaker 1: like you know how, like when you're editing a video, like, uh,
Speaker 1: the timeline is kind of like a mess, but like
Speaker 1: the the facade of like what you're trying to show
Speaker 1: is like, oh, it's that's exactly how how I wanted
Speaker 1: to look. But then you look at the timeline, it's
Speaker 1: a complete Yeah it looks chaotic. Yeah, that's what it
Speaker 1: seems like. With the owl, it's like, oh, it looks fine,
Speaker 1: and then you get like close to it and you're like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: like that's that's like not where that should be. Like,
Speaker 1: it's crazy that I could see behind this. It's crazy
Speaker 1: you could see behind the face of an animal like
Speaker 1: naturally just by looking at it. Like, that's crazy. It's
Speaker 1: not okay, it's not it's not okay, it's not at all.
Speaker 1: They're also weirdly you ever see them run, I don't
Speaker 1: think it's dude, it's hilarious, dud. It is the weird
Speaker 1: let me see I can fun. They're the weirdest animals
Speaker 1: probably ever. I like how it looks when their western
Speaker 1: heads around wet owls. They look silly. They look really.
Speaker 3: Because you realize how tiny they are, how much fur they.
Speaker 1: Ew. Dude, I hate like it jaunts. It's so weird
Speaker 1: to see a bird run because they usually like hop
Speaker 1: you know, it depends on what kind of bird, right,
Speaker 1: Like I put it. I put in the chat. It's
Speaker 1: like a YouTube short. It's one of the first things
Speaker 1: that comes to literally run kell. Yeah, dude, I love that.
Speaker 1: Like they actually seems so fucking unnatch. I love that.
Speaker 2: It's because they're like there's such a battle, like you know,
Speaker 2: like there's certain the water birds like wattle and ship.
Speaker 2: But I guess I've seen a turkey do that too, actually,
Speaker 2: but I think it was more of like a playful thing,
Speaker 2: which is weird. It makes me I'm like, man, why
Speaker 2: we eat these things? These things are booking like they're
Speaker 2: dancing and ship they're having fun.
Speaker 1: Saying with duckies. Seeing little ducks follow people is so cute.
Speaker 2: And then people kill them, like Cheney shows up and
Speaker 2: then fucking shoots the duck somehow your face to Then I.
Speaker 1: Saw a video of a he shoots a wide cols
Speaker 1: like you get the indicator like in haities. I saw
Speaker 1: a video of this girl on a golf course like
Speaker 1: shooting a She's doing a drive or something. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: hits she hits a golf ball and it hits a
Speaker 1: duck in the neck. Oh my god. And it just
Speaker 1: like it's it's like waddling around it like flops into
Speaker 1: the water, and it's like, oh, that's you broke it
Speaker 1: all for a game that she traumatized her so of
Speaker 1: a game in an area, turned around and didn't even
Speaker 1: look at it too, like I would be staring so
Speaker 1: intently at it me like I gotta she turned out.
Speaker 2: That made me mad, Like you just you just like
Speaker 2: oh whatever. Yeah, that's that's a level of privilege that
Speaker 2: sometimes I'm like, damn, what what does.
Speaker 1: That feel like? Care about animals?
Speaker 2: I feel like to not give a ship about anything
Speaker 2: about except for what you're doing.
Speaker 1: That that feels See, here's the thing about that. You
Speaker 1: kill the duck, but it's an accident. Okay, you're you
Speaker 1: gotta eat it, right.
Speaker 3: You got you gotta eat it? Yeah, absolutely at that point. Absolutely,
Speaker 3: But we're not the ones to tell talk about that though.
Speaker 3: I mean, we got we got feather, we got feather
Speaker 3: blood in us we're different.
Speaker 1: But if I if I killed if I killed a
Speaker 1: if I killed the duck, if I probably wouldn't even
Speaker 1: wait to eat it. That's great.
Speaker 2: You on the spot pounce on it like a what's
Speaker 2: the James mcavee in Fucking Which one of those movies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you took a picture of me eating that
Speaker 1: eating that duck on that golf course. It would look
Speaker 1: like sat I would look like Saturn. What like the
Speaker 1: image of the image of Saturn? Is your us urnos?
Speaker 1: Is it Uranus? Technically? Or is the Saturn? It's Saturn.
Speaker 1: It's Saturday eating eating his kid, eating his kid, eating
Speaker 1: his son. It's eating painting.
Speaker 2: Actually, don't have that in my in my it's not
Speaker 2: in my I can't picture it.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's it's a famous painting. I probably know when
Speaker 1: I see it. Yeah, it's Saturn devouring his son. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's such an ugly picture that it's so eyes dude,
Speaker 1: it is a crazy fucking image, like the idea that
Speaker 1: someone painted this. It's really ugly. It really bothers me. Man.
Speaker 1: He with Spanish people. Man, it's even.
Speaker 3: Ugly by that time standard. It's like, that's a hideous
Speaker 3: looking image. Francisco really good coloring, though, really good color.
Speaker 3: What the fuck was Francisco Goya doing this? He saw this,
Speaker 3: He was probably trying not to eat his son.
Speaker 1: He's probably true. He was trying not to eat. He
Speaker 1: was fighting the temptation. He has his mouth watering. Man,
Speaker 1: I gotta I'm trying to not eat my son, so
Speaker 1: I gotta paint out. I'm gonna get it out through painting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was probably looking at him like I just
Speaker 1: like to think he saw this. I think I like
Speaker 1: to think he saw this happen on like the subway
Speaker 1: or something. The subway and what figure is interesting too though,
Speaker 1: because like, look at the he's already torn apart. But
Speaker 1: why why is the sun like look at the racial
Speaker 1: of its body versus its buttocks? What the fuck's going
Speaker 1: on there? He was thick. I clearly he had he
Speaker 1: had a he had a fix on that is a
Speaker 1: that is a choice to traw it like that. It's
Speaker 1: so disgusting. Have you real? What is this?
Speaker 2: Do you remember that guy going viral in that band
Speaker 2: Pentagram where he has like the fucking the the fans
Speaker 2: blowing on him as the old dude in his.
Speaker 1: Eyes are That's basically the same thing. Dude. That guy
Speaker 1: looks like something that Garylds would kill. It's crazy. They
Speaker 1: should put him in the fucking the new Netflix one
Speaker 1: because nobody watch so. It was so bad. It was
Speaker 1: so bad, but it had one really good moment. Did
Speaker 1: they is? Are they closing it? It was that just
Speaker 1: like we're gonna end it here, there's one last season
Speaker 1: for some reason that that's that's unfortunate, I guess because
Speaker 1: you know I, I unfortunately have not seen anyone that
Speaker 1: was even even before it dropped, I hadn't seen anone else,
Speaker 1: like I can't wait to see this. I was like,
Speaker 1: that feels that sucks. Wait a minute, Wait a minute.
Speaker 1: It's Francisco Goya, like the like the beams, the beams.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's crazy. He's the official person. Maybe that's why,
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why he was eating like so his son
Speaker 1: fell in all the spices. He felt like his son
Speaker 1: fell in a vatam a dobo and Saturn just like
Speaker 1: couldn't help himself. And Goya was like there was an
Speaker 1: advertisement for the for the season egg. He was like
Speaker 1: at the bottom, like the caption has been lost the time,
Speaker 1: but underneath Saturn eating his son and said, Goya, seasoning
Speaker 1: so good, you would eat your son if he fell
Speaker 1: into if he was seasoned, as has the gap to
Speaker 1: if he was somebody somebody in the audience, Please make
Speaker 1: that somebody. Uh, I want I want to see that
Speaker 1: propaganda poster that's good or that or advertisement. Excuse me,
Speaker 1: young co. All right, let's give one to the different question,
Speaker 1: young Colin forcing his hands into the vaginat of a
Speaker 1: random woman and ripping her in half. What's up? He's
Speaker 1: what's Ron says what's up? Chris Caseon and Derek. I
Speaker 1: know y'all like hearing from listeners with serious jobs, And
Speaker 1: I've previously told y'all I work in ther to the
Speaker 1: operating room. For those of you who don't know, I
Speaker 1: do what's called sterile processing. And while I typically don't
Speaker 1: interact with patients, I sure do have a story for you.
Speaker 1: Once I went up to the OAR with the weekend
Speaker 1: supervisor and saw the entire weekend crew huddle behind the
Speaker 1: or desk. We asked what's up and were pushed behind
Speaker 1: the desk and told to look under the computer. This
Speaker 1: patient had three baby care what This patient had three
Speaker 1: baby carrots floating in his bladder, as as he had
Speaker 1: sounded himself with them so hard he got them in there.
Speaker 1: I later got Jesus Christ. I later got this case
Speaker 1: in decontamn and had to, oh, decontamn. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: like with the okay, decontamination and had to clean baby
Speaker 1: carro flakes off of a urology, sisto set. I don't
Speaker 1: know what a lot of those words mean. I gotta
Speaker 1: be honest, sweet dreams, cunts. That is fucking crazy. Sounding
Speaker 1: yourself with a baby carrot? Is the yuka?
Speaker 3: Remember that Chris No, what with the yukup his ass
Speaker 3: in fucking Costa Rica?
Speaker 1: Someone put an up their ass?
Speaker 3: Yeah, put a cup the ass that is. I mean
Speaker 3: that whole looked like bubblegum. Afterwards.
Speaker 1: It was crazy. Dude, Well look that's crazy. But I
Speaker 1: feel like, I feel like getting.
Speaker 3: The video of it is really interesting because it's they
Speaker 3: have to get it out right, so I have to
Speaker 3: try to get it out, and the guy has to
Speaker 3: push it out using push it out.
Speaker 1: It's so the doctor goes ideals meal as it comes out.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, I'm I'm gonna go I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: ahead and say I'm gonna go ahead and go out
Speaker 1: and live here and say the carrots are crazier to me.
Speaker 3: I just like I think sounding is crazier's food.
Speaker 1: Inserting themselves.
Speaker 3: They freeze their food and then they inserted themselves.
Speaker 2: But it's like, what like that, I understand in an
Speaker 2: archaic society, that's all you had, you know, like there's
Speaker 2: there's there was no actual sex toys. There are sex
Speaker 2: toys now there is literally people have no more.
Speaker 1: You no longer consist of a primal urge. That's why
Speaker 1: you want to modernize so bad. You You're so quick
Speaker 1: to abandon tradition. Carrots is so crazy, dude, You're so
Speaker 1: quick to abandon who you were. Was I ever yea
Speaker 1: the urge to put it like I'm a yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: a pop up in his grave? May grabs up. You
Speaker 1: speak with dad, you get three questions exactly and then yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: you ever put food in your peahle nigga? Of course? Yes, yes?
Speaker 1: Is that why you're bother me? Dude? This is freaky.
Speaker 1: I'm dead talking to me the middle putting fucking a
Speaker 1: candle opened my pee hole with satan. I want to
Speaker 1: get back to that shop. The thing is, it's like
Speaker 1: sounding can't feel good, Like there's no way that feels good.
Speaker 1: Like that's what's so confusing. I think it feels good.
Speaker 1: I just think that it feel good, that we just
Speaker 1: don't feel like it hurts. Yeah, maybe I guess I
Speaker 1: guess it must be right. I guess that's really is
Speaker 1: the only option I'm gonna read this question just because
Speaker 1: I think it's uh, you know, somebody, somebody paid to
Speaker 1: ride it. A Gears ex warrior wrote, and he says,
Speaker 1: when will it end? What exactly your pain? Because never
Speaker 1: you got a long ride? Brother?
Speaker 3: I mean no, I'm kidding. You'll get there.
Speaker 1: You'll be fine. John ron Tofer wrote in he says,
Speaker 1: is Eldritch harror more scary or less scary to blind people?
Speaker 3: It's kind of a good question, actually, pably probably probably more, yeah.
Speaker 1: Because they would have to imagine it. Because I will say,
Speaker 1: like the second I saw an image of I was like, ah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, yeah, it's like adable.
Speaker 1: You're adorable him the mirror that was me and Anthony soprano.
Speaker 1: You're gonna beat my son takes to be so cool,
Speaker 1: Like what kinda kinda make my head hurt? When I
Speaker 1: look at him, I understand.
Speaker 3: He I don't understand when I look at him, I
Speaker 3: want to beat my wife even more. But when I
Speaker 3: beat my wife, now, I don't get it, get it
Speaker 3: a little when hit aj really hard. When I look
Speaker 3: at I don't understand I really hate my son.
Speaker 1: I don't hate my son a lot. I can't stand
Speaker 1: little motherfuckert fucking bitch to kill him. A little bitch
Speaker 1: at some of mine, I ever kill themselves, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 3: Lost some of mine is gonna kill himself without me
Speaker 3: killing him first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why he was really pissed off. You mother buggy.
Speaker 1: He almost robbed me killing you. That's a little dumb,
Speaker 1: little dumb little bitch, your daughter. This is this is
Speaker 1: there's a black person his sister a million. It's kind
Speaker 1: of fucked up. I'm gonna kill it too. I'll kill
Speaker 1: you buddy like myself. Can we reboot?
Speaker 2: We're gonna ask when ike a reboot the sopranosse He's
Speaker 2: just gonna.
Speaker 1: We're gonna. We're gonna also use speak with dead and
Speaker 1: bread resurrect. Freaking what nig He comes up, He's like,
Speaker 1: what it was a character? I'm not really, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: you are. You're fucked Also, I was dead. I saw
Speaker 1: him as a military personnel and like something else, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, it just looks like Anthony Fantana, I mean Fantana.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. It looks like Tony Soprano cosplaying. Is it Fantano?
Speaker 1: A huge guy? Isn't he mad? Big. He's pretty big.
Speaker 1: He's like shick something pretty thick. Oh, here's we're gonna
Speaker 1: get them gay little beatle, gay little beetleborgs rode and
Speaker 1: says hey fat black and Puerto Rican. Uh. I went
Speaker 1: to the club for the first time recently and slowly
Speaker 1: realized that most of my friends are on the spectrum.
Speaker 1: I tried to talk to strangers and bombed hilariously. I
Speaker 1: was drunk, but learned that asking someone if they've heard
Speaker 1: of greg tech parentheses extremely complex, satisfactory slash. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: So it's a fucking it's a mod for Minecraft. Is
Speaker 1: it exactly conducive or isn't exactly conducive to making friends
Speaker 1: or finding a hookup? Yeah? You're gonna wanna Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I'm curious how old you are cause club for the
Speaker 1: first time. That seems like for for somebody who I
Speaker 1: would consider themselves a nerd, right, who's like, who's talking
Speaker 1: about Minecraft mods in public with strangers? I would guess
Speaker 1: you're maybe around twenty four twenty five. That's I mean, look,
Speaker 1: nobody's at the club to talk about Minecraft really, like,
Speaker 1: no one's even people who are don't want to do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you can't you can't hear You can't hear anybody
Speaker 1: in the club anyway. I'm curious what he means by
Speaker 1: club because you might like this might be like a misnomer,
Speaker 1: like like a proper club. Are you do you have
Speaker 1: conversations at clubs? Yeah, you're trying to get puh. I
Speaker 1: feel like I've never had a conversation at a club
Speaker 1: because I can't hear any very hard. Yeah, because you're
Speaker 1: trying to get push. What do you mean you go there?
Speaker 1: You trying to talk to girls like you have conversations
Speaker 1: that happens. I can't, but you're more like screaming vague things,
Speaker 1: you know where It's just like, oh, I can't hear
Speaker 1: you over the music. So I'm gonna saying I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say something general. It's like, hey, you like the music? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's usually what it is. How are you doing tonight? Hey?
Speaker 1: I'm okay. Does anybody know you're has anyone movie you yet?
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you really funny? I have? I have?
Speaker 1: You've had a lot of kaylude. I went to ay, no,
Speaker 1: you're here right now? Does anybody have your location? That's
Speaker 1: so crazy? No? I went to a party A couple
Speaker 1: of years ago. I think it was. I think it
Speaker 1: might have been Alana's birthday. But it was at like
Speaker 1: a bar, and it was so loud, and it was
Speaker 1: like a lot of people there, and like, uh, Eddie,
Speaker 1: I was trying. I was having a conversation with uh.
Speaker 1: I think Eddie Burback and I think Nikki Jaki. And
Speaker 1: they are tall, okay, like they're much well they're taller
Speaker 1: than I am, right sure, And like it was so
Speaker 1: loud in there that they were talking to me and
Speaker 1: I only kind of unders like I couldn't hear them
Speaker 1: because they weren't like they were literally speaking over me,
Speaker 1: and like I have to look up, like my ears
Speaker 1: are tilted towards the speakers. It was a whole fucking situation.
Speaker 1: So like I remember kind of just nodding along and
Speaker 1: saying just things that I thought made sense to the
Speaker 1: general vibe of what they were talking about, like using
Speaker 1: like vague context clues and like, oh, I think that
Speaker 1: syllable means that, oh that inflection. I think they were
Speaker 1: kind of like Chris is gay, right, and you were
Speaker 1: like yeah, kay, yeah, yeah I'm gay. I was like
Speaker 1: yeah gay. Yeah. It was so stray, guys, what was
Speaker 1: he doing. That's all they're saying. This guy's so good.
Speaker 1: I would I would start saying slurs and then I
Speaker 1: know the music would cut eventually. But it was just
Speaker 1: very funny because I just remember being like, oh man,
Speaker 1: like I'm I'm going I'm moving through this conversation purely
Speaker 1: on instinct because I just don't know what the fuck
Speaker 1: we're talking about. I earnestly do.
Speaker 3: I wish I knew how to leave a con Like
Speaker 3: when conversations happened and I feel uncomfortable, I get scared
Speaker 3: and I stay even though I don't want to be
Speaker 3: there anymore.
Speaker 1: I just really fun I did that for a while.
Speaker 2: I'll leave like five seconds after like I'm not being addressed.
Speaker 1: I just turn around one to eight and then I leave. Great.
Speaker 1: I do like to talk to people, like I do
Speaker 1: like having conversations at parties and stuff. But it's just
Speaker 1: like there is a point where I'm like, Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't I don't mind just go. I'm just I don't
Speaker 1: mind just walking away and be like I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: somewhere else, because it's the point of a party. Really,
Speaker 1: like if if like I'm not gonna just talk to
Speaker 1: the same person the whole time of people.
Speaker 3: I think it's funny talking to me, talking to you,
Speaker 3: just walking away, like somebody's like, hey, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Man, he's I would walk away in mid sentence, and
Speaker 1: I would usually I think you should, that'd be interesting, Definitely.
Speaker 1: It's usually I would find like some like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go get food, or like I'm gonna go grab this,
Speaker 1: or I'm gonna go grab that. There's always like there's
Speaker 1: always a way to peel away from a conversation.
Speaker 3: I'm really bad at it, man, I'm really bad at conversation.
Speaker 1: I get really nervous. I start stuttering, I start sweating,
Speaker 1: You start peeing your pants, you start I start pissing
Speaker 1: their pants, you start pissing their pan, you start shitting
Speaker 1: your dipy, you start crying.
Speaker 3: My dipie gets really big and blows up the back
Speaker 3: of me like a fucking volcano like in SpongeBob, and
Speaker 3: the music starts playing too.
Speaker 1: But I don't remember that. I don't remember that. I
Speaker 1: don't remember that scene. Oh really, there's that a scene
Speaker 1: in uh he Knows the Volcano and Smashball crack us
Speaker 1: Tall when he's been the the super Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 3: This but that imagine that.
Speaker 1: But ship out. Okay, I got out perfect.
Speaker 3: Thanks. I'm glad you guys are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I mean he you started it? Did I did?
Speaker 1: I really? Did you see that AI thing of the
Speaker 1: the cop fucking putting kool aid in the lake and
Speaker 1: then a bunch of niggas just show up and it's
Speaker 1: like I knew this would work, and then it cuts
Speaker 1: right before he shoots one of them. He's seeing that
Speaker 1: I have not seen it. It even made Jordan be like,
Speaker 1: that's crazy, because Jordan never reacts to anything really because
Speaker 1: you've seen it all. And he's like, he was like,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Jordan's always sending fucking Jordan's.
Speaker 3: Jordan is the only person that can one up me
Speaker 3: in wild Ship sure, like he is the only person
Speaker 3: that can want me. Well, there's other people like Lyle
Speaker 3: can one want up me always? Jordan can.
Speaker 1: I haven't gotten that from him. He's probably Monica can.
Speaker 1: Monica can. And Zach, Zach has sent me stuff that
Speaker 1: I've been like, Zach, what's this page? What is the page? Wrong?
Speaker 1: To find it? It's just nudes. It's just like it's
Speaker 1: just it's just like it was this this is a picture.
Speaker 1: This is this is a picture by balls, balls.
Speaker 3: This picture of someone with my balls exactly. He's literally
Speaker 3: my picture.
Speaker 1: These are These aren't exactly by These aren't exactly by balls,
Speaker 1: but like they're pretty close. They're dea be identical. So
Speaker 1: if you can see if you see a picture of
Speaker 1: this guy's balls, just so they're basically BLI so you
Speaker 1: see balls. I actually I like the I like the
Speaker 1: the idea of trying to describe your dick and balls
Speaker 1: as someone by finding this is. This is not exactly,
Speaker 1: This is not exactly, but it's like it's a it's
Speaker 1: a damnier like ninety eight percent accuracy. It's like a
Speaker 1: pretty close approximation. Imagine imagine imagine this but like that,
Speaker 1: but the head is a little bit more ovular. It's
Speaker 1: a little bit we're like an oval. So like imagine
Speaker 1: like take this, but make the head oval. It's that's
Speaker 1: exactly my pp.
Speaker 3: It's so crazy because it's like you google.
Speaker 1: My ball, google my bow, my balls first, and then
Speaker 1: you go for how would you even fucking like, how
Speaker 1: would you feel if you googled? How do you feel
Speaker 1: if you googled my penis and your dick? Showed up. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean frightened. That's already a problem I I've run
Speaker 1: into already. So that is right. That his dick is
Speaker 1: criculating around the internet. That is true, and no one
Speaker 1: will ever know. Yeah, it's like a serial number tattooed
Speaker 1: on it. Kingston on it you look under the fucking head?
Speaker 1: Is you Jameson? That's crazy. It's like, Andy, alright, let's
Speaker 1: see what what we got here.
Speaker 2: Am I'm gonna ask Anthony Fantane Hill star in the
Speaker 2: reboot of The Sopranos, and not like a prequel or anything,
Speaker 2: you know, like I'm talking like a continuation. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: this assassin seen lights back up and it's anti Fantana
Speaker 2: and he's like, what's going on?
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed Super Butterfly, had a nice dinner with
Speaker 1: the well after listening done listening to the journey. But
Speaker 1: he's doing he's doing an impressions. Yeah he's still okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I see I say dinner, but like it doesn't look
Speaker 1: like him at all. This assassination attempt. It's not good.
Speaker 1: It's not good.
Speaker 3: He's got the plat on.
Speaker 1: About to be like one one light one on this
Speaker 1: Uh Stromboli transition. He says that whatever he says that,
Speaker 1: whatever he kills somebody, he's transitioning themselves into the afterlife.
Speaker 1: He was like a train kills. Let's I'm gonna pull up.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna pull up his uh count, and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: I'm gonna send him a voice note and pitch it
Speaker 2: to him.
Speaker 1: We'll see what, We'll see what he says. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. I'm scrolling through. We have to go back
Speaker 1: a little bit for questions, so I have to scroll
Speaker 1: quite a bit, and uh, the Patreon app or Patreon
Speaker 1: basically the website's really slow on iPad for some fucking reason. Uh,
Speaker 1: let's see, let's see, let's see. Okay, so this is
Speaker 1: from a week ago. But Jelaane mackwell, how is it? Gallaine?
Speaker 1: There's is it just? I guess it doesn't matter. Jelaane
Speaker 1: Maxwell's horse named Bubba rode In says, Hey, twink, twink
Speaker 1: and some black cock. I know how cartoonishly wild these
Speaker 1: Epsteine emails are and how unlikely it'll be that anyone
Speaker 1: faces consequences. However, my question is, uh, what is something
Speaker 1: so ridiculous that would actually lead to Trump? Supporters abandoning
Speaker 1: him on mass I think if he was earnestly gay
Speaker 1: and there was video of him being gay, I think
Speaker 1: if there was like video of him being like I
Speaker 1: don't know, he's got to be like praising a penis,
Speaker 1: you know, like it's it can't even be like like
Speaker 1: a three second video of him sucking, because people will
Speaker 1: be like that's a I or like they'd be like
Speaker 1: who amongst us hasn't accidentally done this once? That'll be
Speaker 1: like the excuses, you know what I mean. It has
Speaker 1: to be like him like worshiping it. The I really
Speaker 1: don't think anything we're doing it. I think, well, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people are already kind of abandoning him,
Speaker 1: I think, but those are, but those are people would
Speaker 1: never abandon him no matter what true I think. But
Speaker 1: the rest, but there are, but there are thirty there's
Speaker 1: like thirty something percent of thirty five percent of people
Speaker 1: like who are like into it. But then like I think,
Speaker 1: like about like maybe fifteen percent of those people could
Speaker 1: be one. I agree that I think they could be.
Speaker 1: But there's there's You're right, there's definitely people who are
Speaker 1: just gonna be like, yeah, I was just watching a
Speaker 1: cult thing. And there's.
Speaker 2: Dude, I don't remember, not even in Utah or something
Speaker 2: like that, but long, just to cut it really fast,
Speaker 2: guy starts a cult, tries to marry a fucking eight
Speaker 2: year old and like the grandparents are like okay with
Speaker 2: it and shit because there it's it's just like I
Speaker 2: don't know what it is about a cult that makes
Speaker 2: the most obviously fucked up thing that like oh sure,
Speaker 2: yeah you can, yeah, go ahead and marry that fucking child, like.
Speaker 1: Oh we won't. I won't touch her til she's sixteen,
Speaker 1: I promise, Like this is how do you go along
Speaker 1: with this?
Speaker 3: Sick a bear them just sick a bear on him
Speaker 3: a bad I mean, get him smoky.
Speaker 1: Bear.
Speaker 3: I I think the only thing I'll do that for
Speaker 3: them is literally after he leaves, like after he's out
Speaker 3: of office maybe, and then a light will shine on
Speaker 3: him like, oh crap, he was doing all of this.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: They still might think the Democrats are because, you know,
Speaker 2: because because this is what they're gonna once once the
Speaker 2: Democrats are in charge again, Hey, why is an inflation gone?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, They're gonna be like that
Speaker 2: and it's good like cause it doesn't work that way.
Speaker 2: You can slow it, you can slow it, you can
Speaker 2: stop it from fucking us in the ass is hard.
Speaker 2: But they're gonna be like, why isn't everything perfect? And
Speaker 2: I'm like, Nigga, was anything perfect? When your guy was in.
Speaker 1: I felt it, my.
Speaker 3: Thief, He's thought, so, my fiefees Jesus getting lighted. Someone
Speaker 3: direct the lightning bolt into your fucking house.
Speaker 1: Oh this is funny, Derek Hendrow it in sol Sad Black.
Speaker 1: Are you even mentioning the Sopranos a lot later? Have
Speaker 1: you seen? Have you seen the YouTube poops and up
Speaker 1: in the club memes? How about Debt Prick's face when
Speaker 1: he saw the gat. I don't know any of this shit.
Speaker 1: I'm all, I'm completely alien to the Sopranos. I'm sure
Speaker 1: i've seen it, but the main things that I've seen
Speaker 1: are the video. Like it's usually like somebody I don't
Speaker 1: know who it is. It's some character being like, uh questapa,
Speaker 1: how do I beat uh silk song on? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean. It's like usually that kind of thing. Oh, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. Yeah, it's like, uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know who. I don't know exactly what I
Speaker 1: might be saying the wrong name, but it's two characters
Speaker 1: in the Sopranos and like they're basically like being game
Speaker 1: facts for each other. I've seen those a lot, but
Speaker 1: those are the ones I've seen. I haven't seen. Like
Speaker 1: somebody sent me recently, Like I posted on Twitter some
Speaker 1: fucking AI thing of fucking what's his face, Tony Soprano
Speaker 1: being like Christopher and he's sitting in a warthog. He's like,
Speaker 1: we're gonna play real life Halo. I got sent this.
Speaker 1: I'm not even exactly upsetting you. I'm putting in the
Speaker 1: chat because it's fucking ridiculous, but I sent uh, I've
Speaker 1: had I had this sent to me. I can't remember
Speaker 1: what day it was. I think it was like whatever
Speaker 1: the twenty second was. I checked my like message requests
Speaker 1: and like my DMS. I had this video sent to
Speaker 1: me like over two hundred times by like several different people,
Speaker 1: like random people that I've never heard of. I love that.
Speaker 1: I was just like, whys, Yeah, it's real life Halo.
Speaker 1: It looks so good. It's so dumb. The way he
Speaker 1: enunciates it is Chris play real life Halo. It's nice.
Speaker 1: I mean it's a I but it's nice, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Looks nice. I mean it's a good premise.
Speaker 2: I guess it's just there's a guy though that masterful editing.
Speaker 2: He's putting something soprano and everything in Scott. You might
Speaker 2: have seen these He's in sky Roll.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I've seen so I haven't seen them just
Speaker 1: because I haven't watched the show, and so I feel
Speaker 1: like I would lose a lot of the contents. But
Speaker 1: I've seen him do that with other like I've seen
Speaker 1: like like Frank Reynolds in uh Rucking Everything, yeah or
Speaker 1: something like that, and like Frank Ronson and a lot
Speaker 1: of things.
Speaker 3: Sound really good that world. He'd be an interesting person
Speaker 3: having that world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there's a lot of good ones. The best
Speaker 1: one I saw was uh he was in Gotta War
Speaker 1: Ragnarok or or the First One or whatever. H Tonys Brano.
Speaker 1: It was like.
Speaker 2: Masterfully done, especially like oh a fight scene that Tonya
Speaker 2: is a fight scene and then he works it into
Speaker 2: him like fighting. I don't remember if it was balder
Speaker 2: I think or something it whatever it was, it looked
Speaker 2: I was like this is way too good, Like you're
Speaker 2: spending way too much time on this, dude.
Speaker 1: This really like these edits are Yeah, Tony soprano when
Speaker 1: gotta war Ragnarak, Yeah, yeah, that's it, and it's well,
Speaker 1: there's a if he he he mirrors it with like
Speaker 1: a Heimdal to the fight with Heimdal. There's like it's perfect.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is really good. This is now.
Speaker 1: This guy's in a this his username is fucking garbage
Speaker 1: and it makes me so mad. But it's Eli Underscore
Speaker 1: Handle Underscore b dot Wave. But uh, he does amazing
Speaker 1: fucking work. I mean it's it's it's good to have
Speaker 1: like a name that's so shit. That's uh that people
Speaker 1: don't care and they're still willing to seek you out
Speaker 1: right because your work is so good. But like yeah,
Speaker 1: like Shrek and Kingdom Come Deliverance too, that's crazy. Uh,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of these I haven't seen, but I
Speaker 1: bet they're all good. Pee Wee Herman and Cyberpunk twenty
Speaker 1: seventy seven. I have to see that. Uh, Dumb and
Speaker 1: Dumber and Death Surranding. Yeah, they're all so well done,
Speaker 1: like masterful editing stuff. I've never thought I'm gonna binge
Speaker 1: home alone and Hitman three, Oh my god, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: He's got the bar code on the on the fucking backpack.
Speaker 1: Oh really, that's hilarious. That's sick. Yeah, I'm gonna how
Speaker 1: about not subscribe? I gotta binge that, I gotta ben.
Speaker 1: I've never Yeah, I already forgot the name. I already
Speaker 1: forgot his use a name that's a horrible use name.
Speaker 1: If you if you search Frank Reynolds in right, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know you'll find it. But Eli Underscore, Handle Underscore,
Speaker 1: b dot Wave but uh, yeah, it's I highly recommend
Speaker 1: that shit. It's it's uh the stuff that I've seen
Speaker 1: is just like so master and I guess it's like
Speaker 1: it's more impressive if you if you're an editor, I
Speaker 1: guess like you probably just look at it and be like, ah, whatever,
Speaker 1: it's like a funny video or whatever, Like dude, like
Speaker 1: the is fucking amazing. Yeah, it really is. Like I'm
Speaker 1: envious of like how good it is. But yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: I got it. I I have to watch it. Tony
Speaker 1: Soprano got yeah the original Gotta War. Yeah, fucking insane.
Speaker 1: This is so good, Like is Leslie Nielsen in Detroit
Speaker 1: become human? Joe Biden didn't fall out for you. I've
Speaker 1: I'm so behind, I haven't seen the overalling majority of these,
Speaker 1: saying I really only thought there was like a handful.
Speaker 1: I really only thought it was so impressive that I figured, like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's only like maybe like one of these every once
Speaker 1: in a while. Right, that's exactly exactly, But there's kind
Speaker 1: of a Lotah, three weeks ago, one months ago, two
Speaker 1: months ago, three months ago, so it takes about a month.
Speaker 1: It looks like that's fucking crazy anyway. Uh, let's move on.
Speaker 1: Corinth or Corinth wrote this message? Uh. Writing in he says,
Speaker 1: this message goes out to the community as a whole,
Speaker 1: as I'm in desperate need of finding a clip from
Speaker 1: the show and having Chris read this aloud may help
Speaker 1: me find it. We'll try to help.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: Does anyone know the episode where the boys were talking
Speaker 1: about the Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight getting delayed and
Speaker 1: Chris pulled a perfect Mike Tyson impression out of his
Speaker 1: ass just to say I had bad lobster. The delivery
Speaker 1: was so on point. And if there's one clip that
Speaker 1: should go on all their social media's this one. I
Speaker 1: haven't thought about that. I didn't think the impression was
Speaker 1: that good, to be honest, So why I didn't clip it?
Speaker 1: I thought it was funny, but like, uh, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't even remember what the fuck. I feel like
Speaker 1: I remember, somebody will have to do it. I feel
Speaker 1: like I remember being impressed. But yeah, also I kind
Speaker 1: of don't remember at the same time, Yeah, exactly, I'm
Speaker 1: sure it was. It was good because it was quick
Speaker 1: and it felt accurate, but I don't know. Probably hopefully
Speaker 1: there's a timestamp in the common section of the episode. Yeah,
Speaker 1: someone will find it. Yeah, you know, Uh, shout out
Speaker 1: to Taco. Also, by the way, he's making all those oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, episodic episodically making YouTube poops.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of crazy crazy. It's an honor, absolutely.
Speaker 1: But let's see what is this? Oh I read that already. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is a double post, so it might be.
Speaker 3: What the fuck is this shit?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send a fantana a message while you're finding
Speaker 1: the one. Oh my god, Hey man, I just want
Speaker 1: to run something by you real quick. So the you know,
Speaker 1: The Sopranos ended I don't know what twenty some years ago,
Speaker 1: and we're thinking of there being a continuation of the show.
Speaker 1: And this is Chris Raygun. You remember the hymn and
Speaker 1: Tom Sweet, do not mention me. I'm sorry you've already
Speaker 1: been mentioned. So would you be interested in.
Speaker 2: Be playing you know, because your name is very close
Speaker 2: to Tony Soprano. You know, I know you're Anthony Soprano.
Speaker 2: It's a very close name. Would you be interested in.
Speaker 1: Taking the role?
Speaker 2: You take up the mantle and all you gotta do
Speaker 2: is just loosely do the accent and then you kind
Speaker 2: of can also still do your job at the same time.
Speaker 2: If you want to review stuff like review Gabba Ghoul
Speaker 2: or something, is that something you'd been interested in?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No money, no money, no pay nobody, nobody, no pay,
Speaker 1: no nothing, nothing. Did you actually send that to Anthony Fantana?
Speaker 1: I did. He's gonna he's gonna block you. I actually
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even have bought it. I'd be like, I
Speaker 1: get it. Yeah, yeah, I'd block me too. I've tried
Speaker 1: to block me. I've tried to block me, but I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm always stalking myself. I have not uh see, the
Speaker 1: last time I've talked to him was, oh, March of
Speaker 1: this year or so, you know. Oh really, I haven't
Speaker 1: messaged him and I haven't spoken to him in fucking years.
Speaker 1: It's just like a quick check in if something, if
Speaker 1: something pops up, it's like, oh hey, you know like that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm really bad at that. I'm always like the people
Speaker 1: don't want to hear from me. I think it becomes
Speaker 1: a stalemate, dude, Like it's like, oh.
Speaker 3: Right, no one, no one's here from anybody. No one
Speaker 3: caresbout anybody. Everybody's fucking liar. Everybody's a liar, By's a cheat.
Speaker 3: Everybody's gonna catch from it. Everybody's gonna brother, everybody's gonna
Speaker 3: get what they deserve, every single person.
Speaker 1: I fucking Eddie Gerro. I love that he ruined the
Speaker 1: generation of children. Absolutely. I was one of them, Absolutely
Speaker 1: one of them. What you got, Chris Uh, I don't know,
Speaker 1: fucking go. Here's one thing. Here's the Stark Tank is
Speaker 1: powerfully racist road and he says, hello, my favorite racist
Speaker 1: Derek and Chris Uh. Do you guys ever think about
Speaker 1: expanding the Snarkgank into more than just a podcast? Or
Speaker 1: are you happy with where it is now? Gay side note,
Speaker 1: I just upgraded my membership and when you read my
Speaker 1: name out loud it made and when you read my
Speaker 1: name outlid, it made me smile. Thanks for the last
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Uh, he got back to me already.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? And very simple? Lol? I don't think
Speaker 1: I have time for this right now. Tell him to
Speaker 1: make time, make time to call caps. This is important.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send him a picture of Martin Scorsese and
Speaker 1: be like, he should come on the show. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen him in a long time. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: ask him.
Speaker 2: I'll be like, hey, I'm sure he's fuck it. I
Speaker 2: can't imagine he does. He seems like he's doing sh
Speaker 2: it all the time. But I'm like, yeah, literally.
Speaker 1: Doesn't stop working. It's mad. Can you's impress it? Give
Speaker 1: us an hour of your time while you're supposed to
Speaker 1: be sleeping. I'm gonna ask him that. Well, darn give
Speaker 1: us your time to talk about bullshit anyway. Uh so
Speaker 1: they were so did you remember the question? No? I
Speaker 1: can't believe it got back to you already. That's way quick. Uh.
Speaker 1: Do you guys ever think about explaining the SUS more
Speaker 1: than just a podcast or a happy word? Is? Basically
Speaker 1: it's the gist of it. Yeah, really, it's just a
Speaker 1: matter of like bandwidth, dude, like it's it really is,
Speaker 1: just like what so I what I want to do
Speaker 1: is I want to open a brothel where it's just caston,
Speaker 1: it's caseon, chained in a room by his fucking neck,
Speaker 1: and people could just go in there and just like
Speaker 1: do whatever they want to him. He'll get like a
Speaker 1: five percent share of the money of the overall moneyes
Speaker 1: I think it would. I don't know. I don't say
Speaker 1: anything necessarily wrong with it, but uh, I was outvoted,
Speaker 1: so I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't remember this vote because I absolutely would have agreed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was it was Lily.
Speaker 3: Uh shit, okay, yeah, yeah, she's for Lily having me
Speaker 3: not be a sex lest fucking.
Speaker 1: I mean, brother, you're getting paid. It's not like you're
Speaker 1: not a slave. I love that I get four percent
Speaker 1: of my my four percent of the four percent of
Speaker 1: the earning, so my raping. Yeah five, you're trying. Look
Speaker 1: at how you had to You had to understand, you
Speaker 1: had to you had to make it seem like it
Speaker 1: was worse than it is. Yes, sorry, I mean whatever.
Speaker 1: So I so every idea that I've had has been
Speaker 1: shut down unfairly. I think I have the brothel idea.
Speaker 1: I had the brothel idea. They didn't want to do it.
Speaker 1: I had the idea. I had the idea to start
Speaker 1: selling milkshakes where it was just it was Kingston's sweat
Speaker 1: and milk, and Kingston felt uncomfortable doing that. I was like,
Speaker 1: you're working out anyway, just let me collect the sweat
Speaker 1: and put it in milkshakes. He was like, no, that's invasive.
Speaker 1: It's intrusive. I'm not comfortable with this, like a pussy
Speaker 1: of course. So like, I don't know, man, I I'm
Speaker 1: at I'm at my wits end with it. Really, like
Speaker 1: it seems like it really can only be a podcast
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 3: I have an idea, Chris should allow me to hide explosives.
Speaker 1: Throughout his house. Okay, well that's not really like something
Speaker 1: that can be sold.
Speaker 3: That's content content, it's lily content or whatever. But he
Speaker 3: lets me hide explos thought his house, and then he
Speaker 3: has to go through every room his house and find
Speaker 3: the explosives.
Speaker 1: Okay. Uh, it's like that's like that's like more of
Speaker 1: an episode thing. That's like no, no, no, no no, no,
Speaker 1: it's you can keep going. We'll resurrect you. No, but
Speaker 1: we're we're looking at like more like trying to expand
Speaker 1: it into more series. You go do it in different
Speaker 1: parts of the city, you go do it in different buildings.
Speaker 1: I see it is Chris finds explosives. That's it. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I really thought that. I thought the brothel
Speaker 1: thing was was good. But let's take a vote. We're
Speaker 1: so close to Vegas where you can do it.
Speaker 3: Let's take a vote, guys, vote if you want to
Speaker 3: see Chris Finds Explosives or the swing brothel.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna like the I don't like
Speaker 1: it either. What if it's Chris finds explosives? Okay, I
Speaker 1: mean fine, I would be shocked. I would be really shocked.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I knew it. I knew it. My people
Speaker 1: would never let me down. They're gonna let you down.
Speaker 3: This this this viewer may hard lords, they're trash. But anyway, no,
Speaker 3: I mean even in the sun not coming up the
Speaker 3: nie nikkis man.
Speaker 1: Uh. But no. The serious answer is like we've thought,
Speaker 1: we've like I I have thought a lot about like
Speaker 1: how we start doing the live show stuff again, because
Speaker 1: I do want to do that at some point, and
Speaker 1: I think like I've been. I've made some connections that
Speaker 1: I think could help us. I haven't run it by
Speaker 1: them exactly, and I'm having like I'm supposed to have
Speaker 1: like a meeting with somebody, like I think actually like
Speaker 1: in a week and a half supposed to be like
Speaker 1: last week, but there was something happened and then now
Speaker 1: is Thanksgiving, so it's kind of crazy. But like just
Speaker 1: people who know this stuff a little bit more and
Speaker 1: like have a relationship with like venues and shit like
Speaker 1: that to maybe get stuff set up for the future.
Speaker 1: That wouldn't be for a while because it would take
Speaker 1: some time to set up and like figure out everything
Speaker 1: and like whether or not to be worth doing, like
Speaker 1: how big the place should be. I would imagine we'd
Speaker 1: have no problem feeling like a like a kind of
Speaker 1: like a smaller kind of like uh more manageable kind
Speaker 1: of venue. But I do want to do that again,
Speaker 1: I cause I did a fun doing it, and I'm
Speaker 1: bummed because the only time that we got to do
Speaker 1: the show live, I was sick as a fucking dog.
Speaker 1: So like it would be nice to like do it
Speaker 1: again without that fucking handicap actually run around get people
Speaker 1: on mic and stuff, like that, because that's what I
Speaker 1: wanted to do initially, Like we want to do like
Speaker 1: a little bit of an episode, and then I wanted
Speaker 1: to go around with like a mic into the audience
Speaker 1: and like have people like suggest shit or like people
Speaker 1: ask questions live. But I was just like I was
Speaker 1: keeled over in fucking pain that entire show and then
Speaker 1: I had to do the other show afterwards, so it
Speaker 1: was like it was so so bad. But that's something
Speaker 1: that we do, we do want to do, and we've
Speaker 1: talked to we talked to we do want to do
Speaker 1: the we do want to do the voice thing, the
Speaker 1: voicemail with the Google voice. We do want to do
Speaker 1: the the movie commentary stuff. We should have it. We
Speaker 1: should make it a network. You can have a start
Speaker 1: taking network. Yeah, I mean it's it's probab. We just
Speaker 1: have to like what I wanted, what I really want
Speaker 1: to do, primarily is higher. It's a lot I want
Speaker 1: to get like a dedicated editor or like a not
Speaker 1: an not a dedicated ut necessarily, but like a dedicated
Speaker 1: like manage person, management person to kind of I mean
Speaker 1: they could edit also, but like just to get things
Speaker 1: out in a way that's like this is the exact
Speaker 1: schedule like oh, like nine am this day is when
Speaker 1: this goes out, or like you know, or nine am
Speaker 1: every whatever, So it's on a consistent schedule. That way,
Speaker 1: it's like kind of like off our hands and we
Speaker 1: can focus on the other ship. But uh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna start focusing on that more, primarily
Speaker 1: like after the holidays, because the holidays are fucking impossible.
Speaker 1: Everybody's traveling. We're already doing like remote episodes more often
Speaker 1: than we planned on doing it, just because again people traveling,
Speaker 1: you know, ul sort of sly. The weather is starting
Speaker 1: to get shitty. So I would say, like early next year,
Speaker 1: we're gonna start, like we want to do the in January,
Speaker 1: we want to start doing the what is it the
Speaker 1: Google Voice kick the year off with some voicemails. I
Speaker 1: think would be a good way to start, then slowly
Speaker 1: build up. But definitely I think it's I think it's
Speaker 1: safe to say that it's very possible that there will
Speaker 1: be at the very least a small live show in
Speaker 1: the La California kind of area. I think that's doable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want to promise like
Speaker 1: traveling or like like like a whole like, oh, we
Speaker 1: got to go to like, you know, Milwaukee or something
Speaker 1: like Qatar. Yeah, let's go to It's star Tank live
Speaker 1: in Katar and Riad. Oh yeah, they'll give us some
Speaker 1: money to rid the offer us right now? Would you?
Speaker 1: Can I be honest with you? Can I be honest
Speaker 1: with you? At this point? Fuck it? Like it's clearly, clearly,
Speaker 1: clearly we are in a post principles world. So like
Speaker 1: at a certain point, like if you're the only one
Speaker 1: playing by the rules, you're just a fucking idiot. And
Speaker 1: so like I don't know, maybe I didn't I didn't
Speaker 1: like the Twin Towers anyway, so like so like I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm not exactly the best person. I'm not
Speaker 1: exactly the best person. I go there and be like,
Speaker 1: thank you, we've got such a we got such a
Speaker 1: nicer building there. Thanks a lot. Thanks, you know, thanks
Speaker 1: for your contribution. I hate what you've done to airports,
Speaker 1: but I like what you've done to my skyline kind of,
Speaker 1: so it's, uh, it doesn't really even out. Actually the
Speaker 1: airport's way worse. Uh, the airport. The consequences of the
Speaker 1: Airport of nine to eleven are so much worse than
Speaker 1: everything else, except for I guess, like Islamophobia, but like,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's kind of like I don't really care.
Speaker 1: The like going to the airport and having to take
Speaker 1: my shoes off. Dude, oh my god, disgusting. I hate it.
Speaker 1: I hate It's discuss saying I have to take my
Speaker 1: fucking Nintendo out. I have to take my fucking steam
Speaker 1: deck out, even though they know what a steam deck is.
Speaker 3: You know, it's a long Long's what's interesting. They make
Speaker 3: me put my pets in small bags whenever I go
Speaker 3: traveling now because of the the goings on of eleven nine,
Speaker 3: I mean nine eleven.
Speaker 1: What do you mean your pets?
Speaker 3: Bring my bring my dogs as carry ons. They don't
Speaker 3: let me do that.
Speaker 1: No more could you used to do that? I don't
Speaker 1: even know.
Speaker 3: You cannot bring it animals to carry on. You can't
Speaker 3: know you I think you can actually.
Speaker 2: Well you can do now, isn't it just like you
Speaker 2: can do support animals. I don't know about bringing the
Speaker 2: side of that. But people are getting fucking slick because
Speaker 2: they're trying to have like fucking support iguanas and ship
Speaker 2: and they're like, get the fuck out of here with that.
Speaker 1: This is my support to lapia. It's just like I
Speaker 1: want to bring my support leopard seal. What the fuck
Speaker 1: is a tilapia? Actually?
Speaker 3: I mean well, swordfish, I think a kind of I've
Speaker 3: never seen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what it looks like either, I've
Speaker 1: only ever seen I've only ever eaten them. They're pretty good.
Speaker 1: I recently got more into Pacific cod. I like to
Speaker 1: I never had cod in my life. Actually gross, I
Speaker 1: like to me, all that sounds gross. I like this
Speaker 1: consistency because it's more of a like a It reminds
Speaker 1: me of the fancier like flat like the like like
Speaker 1: halibit and swordfish, even though those are way more expensive
Speaker 1: because I guess the rarity, but it's a consistency is Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty good. I like that type of fish. It
Speaker 1: is so funny how much of the fish we eat
Speaker 1: like there really is, like so much of it is
Speaker 1: just for food. Oh yeah, like compared to like other things,
Speaker 1: like we wouldn't eat like a boiled full cow, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like, but like a fish is
Speaker 1: like damn, you're the whole thing. It's most of it.
Speaker 1: A boiled full cow is crazy from easy work, whole
Speaker 1: entire cow is insane. Boil this cow right now, or
Speaker 1: you're not some pepper. A few onions in the water
Speaker 1: and you boil that cow. Actually, new new initiation ritual
Speaker 1: for any and anybody listening. You cannot be a fan
Speaker 1: of this show, even if you do, even if you
Speaker 1: do a p even if you donate on Patreon, we
Speaker 1: appreciate that. But you're not really a start Tank fan
Speaker 1: until you've boiled an entire cow. Like, yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: preferably one of the young ones when they're really cute. No,
Speaker 1: the big one, and you need to figure out how
Speaker 1: to how to boil the biggest cow, the biggest cow
Speaker 1: in your area. Basically, you gotta get a cauldron, although
Speaker 1: even a cauldron is pretty small for a fucking full cow.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna have to figure it out. Maybe like
Speaker 1: a like an indoor pool, maybe like a big cauldron.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the answer was right in front of me.
Speaker 1: Big cauldron, big cauldron, cauldron. I love it. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: So the answer is, yes, we're gonna we're gonna do more.
Speaker 1: What have we got our forty seven? Let's do one
Speaker 1: more and then let's uh wrap this baby up. Find
Speaker 1: a good one. I got a cook today. I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: Fuck that you got you're cooking tonight. Oh you're doing that?
Speaker 1: Thanks having with your family.
Speaker 3: I'm preparing everything tonight. So I gotta marinate my chicken.
Speaker 3: I gotta yeah, hay, are all my spices and herbs
Speaker 3: and shit?
Speaker 1: Chris is a all right, let what is this? Okay?
Speaker 1: I mean this is kind of you know what and whatever.
Speaker 1: Chris is adeptust mechanic as simp. I don't know what
Speaker 1: any of that means. Wrote in He says, Hi, guys,
Speaker 1: you all have obviously seen the Steam Console, but I
Speaker 1: think it's severely underpowered. I've been using a desktop rig
Speaker 1: to play games in my living room for years and
Speaker 1: kind disappointed the official thing is not as interesting. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. It's a mid range machine
Speaker 1: that's meant to be convenient above all else. Uh, it's like,
Speaker 1: what is it eight times or ten times more powerful
Speaker 1: than the Steam Deck. It's pretty if I remember a right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds like that sounds right. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think it's I think it's appropriate for the size. Dude.
Speaker 1: The thing is like because it's like half a Series X.
Speaker 1: It's like like this or something. It's pretty. That's pretty.
Speaker 1: That's not bad for the for the power that you're getting.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's interesting. I'm probably in
Speaker 1: on it. It really depends on the price point, but
Speaker 1: I would I would actually pay more than like standard
Speaker 1: console price for it, just because I'm in there. I'm
Speaker 1: in the market specifically four having a living room PC
Speaker 1: without the hassle of like setting up a PC in
Speaker 1: my living room. That really is the worst part it
Speaker 1: be so, but I'm probably not gonna get it though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if it's it would have to be no more than eight.
Speaker 1: I think mm hmm, I would pay like seven. I
Speaker 1: would pay exactly eight maybe, you know, but like above,
Speaker 1: that is kind of you're getting into. I might as
Speaker 1: well just get another PC for the for the living
Speaker 1: at that point, which I won't do because it's the
Speaker 1: whole point is to avoid that. But but it will
Speaker 1: be expensive. It's not gonna be like and people are
Speaker 1: talking about it like, oh, it'll be like six hundred. No,
Speaker 1: like six would be a fucking miracle for that. There's
Speaker 1: gonna be thirty seven cents. Oh okay, finally, deflation, everything's deflating.
Speaker 1: That would be worse technically, right, Like if it's like
Speaker 1: that's like a catastrophic for some reason that I can't really.
Speaker 3: No one's worth all the things that are worth with disappears,
Speaker 3: all of the all of the solid well for the
Speaker 3: country disappear.
Speaker 1: I think we should just do a version of and
Speaker 1: not to.
Speaker 3: Mention, it'd be the companies that have the most money
Speaker 3: can buy up everything for crazy low prices.
Speaker 1: So we would we're gonna do We're gonna do fight Club.
Speaker 1: You know if you've seen fight Club, the ending of
Speaker 1: fight Club. Yeah, when they start raining nukes down, when
Speaker 1: dinna do that? Okay, Yeah, what if we just said
Speaker 1: time out, I'm out, time out reset? I feel like
Speaker 1: that's kind of necessary, Honestly, I don't know how it'd
Speaker 1: be nice.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't of the banking system in the country. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: need a huge of wealth and jon't need a huge reset?
Speaker 1: Is it crazy that Jeffrey Epstein like was behind the
Speaker 1: fucking financial crisis two thousand and eight? In that while
Speaker 1: that is crazy that recently I learned that recently, I
Speaker 1: mean I think well, I think I might have. I mean,
Speaker 1: in the grand scheme of like a million crimes, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, like it's just kind of one
Speaker 1: of those things that like I think I might have
Speaker 1: like heard that in passing, but I never like the assumption. Sure,
Speaker 1: I'm just of the assumption that whenever I hear something online,
Speaker 1: I choose like, Okay, that might be true, but like
Speaker 1: I don't know because I haven't. People could say fucking anything,
Speaker 1: and I've gotta just I try to steel myself against
Speaker 1: you just believing random ship that I hear. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: all do, but yeah, but no, I heard that, and
Speaker 1: I remember being like, oh, that that would be I
Speaker 1: remember thinking, oh, that would be crazy if true, And
Speaker 1: I would remember I remember thinking like, yeah, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: be surprised, but I wouldn't like, you know, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: repeat that fact on like a on like a live
Speaker 1: TV show or something, right, But I was. But then
Speaker 1: like I heard it again and I was like, let
Speaker 1: me look into this, and I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: that is that. It's like literally actually true. That's crazy, dude,
Speaker 1: what a figure you're making moves for a very long time,
Speaker 1: good old JP man. You can't like JF. Garrettey. I mean,
Speaker 1: it is weird that they have Yeah, his uh, his
Speaker 1: wife's still missing. She is still missing, and people are, uh,
Speaker 1: everyone's perplexed for like, what the hell is going on
Speaker 1: with the law enforcement cat. It's crazy because I apparently
Speaker 1: they haven't even swept his house. They've never like checked
Speaker 1: to see like if they can find any DNA or
Speaker 1: anything wrong. They just never did that. It's like, I
Speaker 1: was like, I guess they just literally don't give a shit.
Speaker 1: Why would they get I mean, I get so that'd
Speaker 1: mean to be fair, I guess they're like I don't
Speaker 1: know this, I don't know or whatever. All right, Oh,
Speaker 1: here's a good We're gonna end on this one. Because
Speaker 1: I did see this one. I think I had a
Speaker 1: good answer to it, so I want to read it.
Speaker 1: Po Tca wrote and he's like, how's it going, Chris,
Speaker 1: Derek and Pigeonstin? Did I say that? Probably at some
Speaker 1: point I remember called the peasant Ston. Remember that peasants
Speaker 1: Ston was one Thingston was one from like that wasn't
Speaker 1: from here, but it was like we were. I don't
Speaker 1: remember slu that was ever one worstin for Steed vagrant Ston.
Speaker 1: I like that. There's a lot of things that work
Speaker 1: with your name. Actually shut up, okay, Comston. I like
Speaker 1: that one yeah, that's great. Anyway. Anyway, he says, we
Speaker 1: see a lot of remakes of Beloved, we see a
Speaker 1: lot of remakes of beloved games. But I'm curious if
Speaker 1: you could have a really shitty video game be remade,
Speaker 1: and I mean really shitty video game remade, what would
Speaker 1: it be and why? I have an idea. I want
Speaker 1: a next generation like Unreal Engine five Glover. I want Glover.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I want a gritty reboot of Grubber, of
Speaker 1: a Grubber Glover Glover. Everybody's talking about that. That's that's
Speaker 1: I think. I think it would hit. I think a
Speaker 1: gritty reboot of Glover would would go hard. Like he
Speaker 1: loses his son, and he's like, he's cradling his dead son.
Speaker 1: He's cradling his dead son. He's got to get revenge against.
Speaker 1: I don't know a sock. I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: anything about Glover. Honestly, I really I have not played it.
Speaker 1: I have not played a millisecond of Glover. I've seen
Speaker 1: footage of it. Maybe I think I've seen, genuinely in
Speaker 1: my entire life, maybe fifteen full seconds of cumulative Glover footage.
Speaker 1: But I've heard nothing good about it. Uh, the only
Speaker 1: thing I heard heard about it was that it was
Speaker 1: interesting that somebody made it. It was interesting that it
Speaker 1: was that it was a real thing. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I'd love I'd love a woke Max Pain. Max Pain
Speaker 1: is not a shitty game. Okay, that's the original Max Pain. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people love it. Yeah, but what a woke pain. Woke pain.
Speaker 1: They should have, they should have a reboot of They
Speaker 1: should have they should make it Minimum Pain min Pain.
Speaker 1: And it's like it's it's a guy, and it's it's
Speaker 1: it's it's it's a guy. So there's it's the other
Speaker 1: side of the story. It's like Chief and arbiter kind
Speaker 1: of thing. You play as Min Pain and you go
Speaker 1: around the level, so like your first level is the
Speaker 1: first level of Max Pain, but you're going around basically
Speaker 1: like a healing everybody, like like yeah, like putting bandages
Speaker 1: on the people that Max Pain kills, and uh, you
Speaker 1: basically clean up crew basically for Max Pain. And that's
Speaker 1: like the whole that's the entire game. This entire experience
Speaker 1: is no common that but there is bullet time in
Speaker 1: wrapping people up in bandages motion, this slow motion bandage time.
Speaker 1: There's a quick time events and stuff. I think Min
Speaker 1: Min Pain would be great. It's not exactly in the
Speaker 1: spirit of the question, but I like it. Can you
Speaker 1: guys help me find this game that was on the
Speaker 1: Xbox Store briefly. It was a complete ripoff of God
Speaker 1: of War and I can't Oh yeah, Child, Zeus Child.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember it yet, War God's Us Child.
Speaker 1: I love that unreal five fucking PS six exclusive uh huh,
Speaker 1: or I guess Xbox can get it Xbox yeah whatever,
Speaker 1: whatever that means that you know, Xbox exclusive. Oh my god, God,
Speaker 1: this gameplay looks immaculate. The way he walks around is astounded.
Speaker 1: He slides backwards. There's no backwards walking animation, so we
Speaker 1: just like slide if you if you want something to
Speaker 1: really tickle you go ahead and look up War God's
Speaker 1: Zeus of Child anywhere and you will be rewarded. I
Speaker 1: bathe like, you'll you'll like what you see. It's such
Speaker 1: a it is so blatant that it's crazy. I've never
Speaker 1: seen a more blatant ripoff. Actually, Like I've seen people
Speaker 1: like claiming like I've seen games that like like Pow
Speaker 1: World right poke with Pokemon and you look at that
Speaker 1: and you're like, yeah, that's a ripoff of Pokemon. But
Speaker 1: it's also like it is transforming it, Like it is
Speaker 1: like it is unashamed of its inspiration, but it is
Speaker 1: a transformation. Say the same thing about Vampire Survivors and
Speaker 1: like and like Castlevania, where it's just like you're kind
Speaker 1: of lifting a lot here, but like it's it is different.
Speaker 1: That's straight up praying Repire Survivor of mind, never mind
Speaker 1: Vampire Survivors. Yeah, yeah, from like two years ago. I think,
Speaker 1: I think, God, God Child. It's just such a cleared
Speaker 1: ship post. Again, it's so funny. It is. It is
Speaker 1: the Krados model though, like it's not even it's not
Speaker 1: like inspired by creatives. Yeah, it is creative.
Speaker 2: It's the only thing that looks decent in this that
Speaker 2: it's like, hey that I I completely recognize that's Credos.
Speaker 1: That's a decent job, dude. The animations are dude going
Speaker 1: out of the arenas too. It's like it's just it
Speaker 1: is so shiit. I love it. It's just it's clearly
Speaker 1: all stolen assets because like so that so in the
Speaker 1: footage I'm watching, he's fighting a bunch I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: that's like, I don't know what the fuck it is.
Speaker 1: In my video, it looks like he's fighting like like
Speaker 1: Nemesis or something from like Resident Evil or like I
Speaker 1: don't even know, man, Like it's yeah, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know exactly. I would love to see like a full
Speaker 1: on like I would love to see War Gods Zeus
Speaker 1: of Child given the time and attention to this.
Speaker 2: But if Santa Monica they've been because they've been hush
Speaker 2: hush for a minute, you know, they're like, oh, the
Speaker 2: only thing we've seen is the hiring for specific roles,
Speaker 2: you know, like you see when they're putting out the
Speaker 2: oh we're hiring for this, must be vers in this,
Speaker 2: and they're working on.
Speaker 1: War Gods Zeus a Child. That would be all I
Speaker 1: would want.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I wouldn't be that mad, to be honest,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, of course they'd be like, fuck you
Speaker 2: gotta wait even longer for a real proper game, but
Speaker 2: also this is funny, thank you.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be mad, but I would be like, you
Speaker 1: know what, if that's what you want to do, have
Speaker 1: fun with that. I just man, I want that. I
Speaker 1: want that fucking remaster though, for real, like of the
Speaker 1: original game, like I just yeah, it's too bad, too bad,
Speaker 1: It's never gonna happen. Whatever is, it'll never happen. Sorry, Sawi. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: I love it. I love watching that, like the translation
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Speaker 3: It's is unuck believable I've.
Speaker 1: Seen I don't know where that well, to be fair,
Speaker 1: but like like based on like I see her and yeah,
Speaker 1: basically close to her. Yeah. At this point, a lot
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Speaker 1: that they got fucking Patrick Stump from fucking fall Out
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Speaker 3: He's just he's just sucks, so probably he probably would pedophy.
Speaker 3: I feel like he's just terrible.
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Speaker 1: I dare I dare someone to say something.
Speaker 3: I in fact dare someone to say something.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna And then I think it's so funny that
Speaker 1: even even Vader, like, they don't beat him, they don't
Speaker 1: fight Palpatine because they're like, oh, we would just like
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Speaker 3: I think the way he returned to stupid, but literally
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Speaker 3: I like how he makes it nighttime when he gets
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Speaker 1: Like he's just like on a dark City. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: like no, no, it's not he's not even. He's not
Speaker 1: even he's really evil. He's like, he's not even, he's
Speaker 1: not even top ten. He's not even top ten. I
Speaker 1: think he is. I think maybe not in like not
Speaker 1: in like cartoonishly like he isn't like a rapist. I
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Speaker 1: if you took rapists off the off the table, he's
Speaker 1: really evil. I don't think so he's really easy. I
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Speaker 1: read all the books. I don't care. I don't think
Speaker 1: Dark City is I don't think that Cities is the most.
Speaker 3: Evil he's one of them. He's fucking evil dude.
Speaker 1: He's not in the top. He might be number eleven.
Speaker 1: I'll give a number of one him. Oscar Kashka is
Speaker 1: more of a piece of shape, but sidious is more easy.
Speaker 1: Oscar is way evil, dude. So men, you married one,
Speaker 1: you you drinking? I have he knows, he knows, he's
Speaker 1: seen my soul to one forever. I'm aware. But yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I think Oscar Kashka has him beat. I think it's
Speaker 1: not even close.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: I think that that worm that's stop motion worm and
Speaker 1: Beetle Juice hasn't beat.
Speaker 3: That's so crazy because the worm is really not evil
Speaker 3: at all.
Speaker 1: You're saying no, you're saying that because you don't know.
Speaker 1: You don't know the lore. You don't know literally the literature.
Speaker 1: You haven't read the Beetle Juice expanded universe where they
Speaker 1: where they go to the internal politics of the worms
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Speaker 2: I think the giant worm from Gears Too is actually
Speaker 2: more evil than that fucking worm.
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, I think probably I think that word
Speaker 3: has intent a little bit, actually.
Speaker 1: I think earnestly, uh that the first wretch that you
Speaker 1: see in Gears of War, that's like kind of like
Speaker 1: he's like above the above the great. I think he's
Speaker 1: more evil than Palpatine. Yeah, I think. I think who
Speaker 1: else is more like a lot of a lot of
Speaker 1: things are more evil than Palpatine. But he's number eleven
Speaker 1: for sure. He's number eleven, all right, top ten, h
Speaker 1: we gotta do top ten or top twenty most evil people.
Speaker 1: We gotta do that. Oscar Kakashia is definitely in top five,
Speaker 1: like he's no less than top five, Like I refuse,
Speaker 1: I can't budge on that he's really high up there.
Speaker 1: You don't know the lord. He's arguably he's arguably only
Speaker 1: kind of worse than Hitler, only a little bit, I agree.
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