WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.039 --> 00:00:13.320 Welcome to the snart Tack. You're about to get your 2 00:00:13.359 --> 00:00:17.839 day's glazed by the great Chris Ray, Coach Derek Blackman 3 00:00:19.160 --> 00:00:24.000 and Tom Sweeney. Sit back and prepare for some shiit. 4 00:00:26.879 --> 00:00:36.719 Sit back and prepare for some glazing. Hello, everybody, Welcome 5 00:00:36.840 --> 00:00:43.200 to the Snark Tank Podcast. It's me Chris, It's him Sweeney, 6 00:00:43.320 --> 00:00:46.479 it's him Derek. What do you think? Good brother? 7 00:00:46.600 --> 00:00:49.280 All right? They try to trying to fight, you know, 8 00:00:49.399 --> 00:00:50.799 full moon's coming, trying to fight. 9 00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:51.840 Oh I see, I see? 10 00:00:52.280 --> 00:00:52.920 Didn't the past? 11 00:00:53.799 --> 00:00:57.079 Whatever pass? As far as the viewers are concerned, the 12 00:00:57.079 --> 00:00:58.079 full moon subjective. 13 00:00:58.159 --> 00:00:59.759 Actually, it's just whenever I feel like it is. 14 00:00:59.799 --> 00:01:04.799 That's when word I mean, technically the moon's always full. 15 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:07.959 Really like you don't have like it. That's actually it's 16 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:11.079 actually a ridiculous The concept of a full mood is 17 00:01:11.079 --> 00:01:14.319 actually I feel how stupid I really do. 18 00:01:14.680 --> 00:01:17.560 I really do feel stupid because I've never considered that. 19 00:01:18.159 --> 00:01:21.680 How How is that relevant to what the full moon means? 20 00:01:22.120 --> 00:01:24.680 Well, because it's just like it only works when you 21 00:01:24.719 --> 00:01:26.760 see it. 22 00:01:26.879 --> 00:01:29.280 It's because of how much is visible. But the but 23 00:01:29.319 --> 00:01:32.480 the visibility of the moon does affect how tides work. 24 00:01:32.560 --> 00:01:34.680 Though literally I don't. 25 00:01:34.480 --> 00:01:37.439 Think that's I would say it is quite literally just 26 00:01:37.480 --> 00:01:40.879 the position of the moon. It's the position. It's not 27 00:01:41.040 --> 00:01:43.079 it's not the visibility of like that. 28 00:01:43.120 --> 00:01:44.920 Does coincide with the phases of. 29 00:01:44.840 --> 00:01:48.120 It coincides, but it's not causal. It's not it'd be 30 00:01:48.120 --> 00:01:50.599 like that'd be like, I'm indoors, so it's a completely 31 00:01:50.599 --> 00:01:51.359 obscured moon. 32 00:01:51.480 --> 00:01:55.519 No, no, no, no, it's not causal. But those the visibility 33 00:01:55.439 --> 00:01:57.280 that they all inside. 34 00:01:56.840 --> 00:01:59.840 They understood, Yeah, it's not causal. But yes, the moon 35 00:01:59.879 --> 00:02:02.599 is was full. There's not important. Someone's not putting pieces 36 00:02:02.599 --> 00:02:07.079 of the moon together. I guarantee you, Caseion, I guarantee 37 00:02:07.120 --> 00:02:09.479 you that that sentence blew a couple of people's minds. 38 00:02:09.520 --> 00:02:11.159 I bet there's a couple of people who probably never 39 00:02:11.199 --> 00:02:13.400 considered the fact that, oh, yeah, the moon is always full. 40 00:02:13.479 --> 00:02:15.719 I think that is if that, if I guarantee that 41 00:02:15.719 --> 00:02:18.120 blew anyone's mind, I'm really sorry. 42 00:02:18.360 --> 00:02:21.960 It's not a mind blow, but it's like, I bet, 43 00:02:22.080 --> 00:02:23.919 I bet most people haven't considered that, because I haven't 44 00:02:23.919 --> 00:02:24.919 considered that until just now. 45 00:02:24.960 --> 00:02:27.639 In fact, crazy, oh wait, it's full. 46 00:02:27.800 --> 00:02:30.680 Especially, that's like saying you don't see the sun. It's 47 00:02:30.680 --> 00:02:32.639 the sun's not up there. 48 00:02:33.719 --> 00:02:35.840 You just but you just argue that the visibility of 49 00:02:35.879 --> 00:02:36.599 the moon. 50 00:02:36.879 --> 00:02:41.520 Chris Christ the tie Chris, Chris, Chris, that is thinking 51 00:02:41.560 --> 00:02:44.000 that the moon is not full all the time is 52 00:02:44.120 --> 00:02:46.439 definitely It's. 53 00:02:46.280 --> 00:02:49.879 Just it's not It's just you don't people think that's 54 00:02:49.919 --> 00:02:53.199 not when to if we yeah, we thought about it. 55 00:02:53.319 --> 00:02:55.879 Uh I am. It's really the thing that just sucked 56 00:02:55.919 --> 00:02:57.879 me up with with the liking lord though, like that 57 00:02:58.080 --> 00:02:59.759 like a werewolf type of situation. 58 00:03:00.400 --> 00:03:02.759 That is kind of funny because I'm thinking, like, oh, 59 00:03:02.879 --> 00:03:06.360 I thinks I'm fine, and then just a little. 60 00:03:06.080 --> 00:03:08.960 Bit, I think, I think what happens. 61 00:03:09.120 --> 00:03:11.479 I think it's the it's the it's the position of 62 00:03:11.520 --> 00:03:14.240 it is what affects them. It's not though, because that's 63 00:03:14.240 --> 00:03:17.919 not what it means. It's what happens if you shine 64 00:03:17.960 --> 00:03:23.000 a really crazy flashlight at the moon when it's not 65 00:03:23.639 --> 00:03:27.199 naturally full. What does that mean? Like what happens if 66 00:03:27.240 --> 00:03:30.680 you illuminate the entire moon to make it a full 67 00:03:30.719 --> 00:03:32.560 moon when it's not a full moon? Like does that 68 00:03:32.599 --> 00:03:36.039 make a werewolf? Were wolf? I think it's position. I 69 00:03:36.039 --> 00:03:38.599 think it has to. It's it's well, it's magic first 70 00:03:38.599 --> 00:03:41.159 and foremost that's what it is. First moment is magic. Yes. 71 00:03:41.400 --> 00:03:44.240 Secondly, if it has to be the position, it has 72 00:03:44.280 --> 00:03:46.240 to be similar to the way it affects the tides. 73 00:03:46.840 --> 00:03:49.000 That's That's the only way I can kind of rationalize 74 00:03:49.039 --> 00:03:51.199 it other than that it's just stupid because we'll al 75 00:03:51.199 --> 00:03:52.240 should be changing. 76 00:03:52.000 --> 00:03:52.719 All the time. 77 00:03:52.879 --> 00:03:56.039 People back in the day actually never considered that. They 78 00:03:56.120 --> 00:03:59.400 probably thought literally the moon was turning into different shapes 79 00:03:59.439 --> 00:04:02.240 and sizes and ship we thought. 80 00:04:02.479 --> 00:04:05.400 We thought that the Earth was the center of the universe. 81 00:04:06.199 --> 00:04:12.039 That was that was that happen right here? Geocentric? I 82 00:04:12.080 --> 00:04:13.039 think it's geocentric. 83 00:04:14.199 --> 00:04:18.319 We are, By the way, this is the most fucking 84 00:04:18.519 --> 00:04:22.319 nerdy we have all ever looked a singular show. 85 00:04:23.399 --> 00:04:26.920 Somebody at the mouth right now. That's all I know listening. 86 00:04:27.519 --> 00:04:32.439 The clothes that we are all wearing are absurd. Like 87 00:04:33.120 --> 00:04:35.319 it really is. Like if you just saw a still 88 00:04:35.360 --> 00:04:38.199 frame of this podcast, you would assume completely wrong things 89 00:04:38.199 --> 00:04:39.279 about what this show is about. 90 00:04:39.360 --> 00:04:41.600 Yeah, like, oh, yeah, they're probably talking about some stupid 91 00:04:41.639 --> 00:04:42.279 nerd bullshit. 92 00:04:42.560 --> 00:04:45.279 Yeah, they're talking about called the geocentric model of the universe. 93 00:04:46.000 --> 00:04:48.560 Was the initial belief that the Earth was the center 94 00:04:49.839 --> 00:04:52.879 astronomical theory? That's crazy. 95 00:04:53.040 --> 00:04:54.639 Did you say astronomical as. 96 00:04:54.800 --> 00:04:56.839 I might have mispronounced the astronomical. 97 00:04:57.720 --> 00:05:00.040 I like, I like astronomical, bet. 98 00:05:00.839 --> 00:05:06.120 Sky astro lamas, and we're gonna find out one day 99 00:05:06.120 --> 00:05:10.040 that actually all lamos are they are interstellar? Did you? 100 00:05:10.639 --> 00:05:10.839 Did you? 101 00:05:11.000 --> 00:05:13.360 Was a period of time people believed that sudden light 102 00:05:13.480 --> 00:05:15.920 like light came to people's eyes. Isn't that fucking nuts? 103 00:05:17.199 --> 00:05:19.600 I do? I do believe. I think I remember hearing that. 104 00:05:19.600 --> 00:05:21.319 That's I think that's just crazy, because like, what if 105 00:05:21.319 --> 00:05:25.079 someone woke up at night time? Is that video that. 106 00:05:27.000 --> 00:05:30.040 Dude? I saw a video yesterday. It made me so upset. 107 00:05:30.360 --> 00:05:32.199 It was like this, uh and I could tell it 108 00:05:32.240 --> 00:05:33.759 wasn't like a bit. I could tell it wasn't rage 109 00:05:33.759 --> 00:05:35.680 mad because it was like, I think this woman was 110 00:05:35.720 --> 00:05:38.720 like tripping on something, but she held a towel up 111 00:05:38.720 --> 00:05:43.199 to a mirror. Oh. Partner was like, and it's like 112 00:05:43.240 --> 00:05:45.279 the recording from the side and like she holds a 113 00:05:45.279 --> 00:05:47.399 towel up to a mirror, and because a mirror is 114 00:05:47.439 --> 00:05:50.199 a fucking mirror, like the other guy could see her 115 00:05:50.240 --> 00:05:52.800 face in the reflection, despite the fact that the towels 116 00:05:52.800 --> 00:05:54.800 in front of her. And she's like, how could how 117 00:05:54.879 --> 00:05:56.759 is that possible? How does the mirror see me through 118 00:05:56.759 --> 00:05:59.399 the towel? And I was losing my fucking mind. I 119 00:05:59.439 --> 00:06:01.560 was like, I can't, but it makes me so upset. 120 00:06:01.680 --> 00:06:04.439 I thought that was an interesting one because the thing 121 00:06:04.480 --> 00:06:06.279 though that was pissing me off in the comic sections 122 00:06:06.319 --> 00:06:10.639 when I saw that on Instagram was everybody was being smug. 123 00:06:10.720 --> 00:06:12.120 And this is a part where it's like, I know 124 00:06:12.120 --> 00:06:14.720 there's a lot of ignorant people out there. Somebody helps 125 00:06:14.720 --> 00:06:17.240 somebody out in the comment section instead of just being 126 00:06:17.240 --> 00:06:20.079 like you dumbass, or I'm like just oh yeah, help 127 00:06:20.120 --> 00:06:21.759 the motherfucker out, because I understand a lot of these 128 00:06:21.759 --> 00:06:24.639 people don't know it. It is sad that I feel 129 00:06:24.680 --> 00:06:27.720 like seventh grade is when I learned about that type 130 00:06:27.720 --> 00:06:30.519 of science, like when we're learning about I remember my 131 00:06:30.800 --> 00:06:34.160 mister Yoshina and learning about that shit, and I thought 132 00:06:34.199 --> 00:06:37.160 that's really cool, you know, And I feel like, what's 133 00:06:37.160 --> 00:06:40.160 happening to school because I feel like that's learning about 134 00:06:40.160 --> 00:06:41.519 reflections and how light works. 135 00:06:41.560 --> 00:06:43.959 Is I think that's kind of paramount. I think people 136 00:06:44.040 --> 00:06:45.560 I think they're still doing it. I think the issue 137 00:06:45.600 --> 00:06:47.279 is that people are on their phones now. Oh I 138 00:06:47.319 --> 00:06:48.839 really do think that. I really do think that's it. 139 00:06:49.040 --> 00:06:52.720 I don't think much is changing. But also you're absolutely right, dude. 140 00:06:52.720 --> 00:06:54.839 I saw another thing too recently, and I could tell 141 00:06:55.120 --> 00:06:57.199 there are certain things you could just tell. There are 142 00:06:57.199 --> 00:06:58.959 certain things that are in question about, like whether or 143 00:06:58.959 --> 00:07:00.639 not people are being sarcastic, or whether or not it's 144 00:07:00.680 --> 00:07:02.360 a bit or whatever. And I get that, but like 145 00:07:02.360 --> 00:07:03.800 there's certain people where it's just like, oh, no, this 146 00:07:03.879 --> 00:07:05.319 is authentic, and you can tell by the way they 147 00:07:05.319 --> 00:07:08.079 double down and how they delete, you know what I mean. 148 00:07:08.120 --> 00:07:10.199 It's like it's just like, oh, I'm insecure about this. 149 00:07:11.120 --> 00:07:13.199 I saw this woman talking about how like, dude, I 150 00:07:13.279 --> 00:07:15.560 was today years old, and she was like twenty eight 151 00:07:15.680 --> 00:07:17.800 or something, so it looked like older person. It's like 152 00:07:17.839 --> 00:07:19.800 I was today years old when I realized that there's 153 00:07:19.839 --> 00:07:25.279 no actual medicine in glasses. What did you say to me? 154 00:07:26.120 --> 00:07:31.680 Oh that say that man, that's actually a good joke, 155 00:07:31.800 --> 00:07:34.480 you know, but you but you can tell she's serious. 156 00:07:34.319 --> 00:07:39.240 Nous right, No, it's it's It took me. It took 157 00:07:39.319 --> 00:07:42.279 me so as somebody who wears glasses, like a good 158 00:07:42.439 --> 00:07:45.560 thirty seconds thinking about it, being like what the fuck 159 00:07:45.600 --> 00:07:47.399 does she mean? Because at first I thought like, what 160 00:07:47.480 --> 00:07:50.160 like cups like it doesn't come in like glass capsules, Like, 161 00:07:50.160 --> 00:07:55.079 what do you mean prescriptions? Oh, prescription lenses. Oh I 162 00:07:55.079 --> 00:07:56.279 didn't even I really didn't get that. 163 00:07:56.319 --> 00:07:58.360 Okay, I got that means because he's like, oh, your 164 00:07:58.360 --> 00:08:03.399 prescription glasses. And so she thinks prescriptions are medicine and 165 00:08:03.439 --> 00:08:06.360 not a prescription something you prescribed to, which is right, 166 00:08:06.439 --> 00:08:08.160 Which is cute, it's a it's a nice joke. 167 00:08:08.199 --> 00:08:11.639 If she wasn't if she was joking, it's I understand 168 00:08:11.839 --> 00:08:14.399 the logic. I guess if the only prescriptions you have 169 00:08:14.439 --> 00:08:17.399 ever gotten were medicine. But the issue is like, how 170 00:08:17.600 --> 00:08:20.079 the fuck do you think that works? How do you 171 00:08:20.120 --> 00:08:24.800 think the medicine goes into the person? Like what do 172 00:08:24.800 --> 00:08:28.040 you think that? Like? I just don't even understand. I 173 00:08:28.319 --> 00:08:31.079 don't know. There's things like that that I see regularly. 174 00:08:31.120 --> 00:08:34.799 I'm like, damn, dude, it's getting rough out there anyway. 175 00:08:35.720 --> 00:08:38.080 Mogome Stark Tank Podcast Patron of Compassion Stark Tank. Remember 176 00:08:38.080 --> 00:08:39.840 by the way, go over there, go over there, uh 177 00:08:40.000 --> 00:08:42.840 and we'll uh we'll uh, you know, we we'll harass you. 178 00:08:42.919 --> 00:08:46.399 Probably go over there, leave a question, leave a comment, 179 00:08:46.559 --> 00:08:50.120 do all that stuff, all sorts of tears. Early access 180 00:08:50.240 --> 00:08:55.360 free uh, early access, ad free episodes, exclusive episodes. We 181 00:08:55.440 --> 00:08:58.320 did a snark tank of Jeopardy for an extra AMMO 182 00:08:58.440 --> 00:09:03.240 recently that uh, I think is pretty good. Uh, but yeah, 183 00:09:03.320 --> 00:09:05.600 what have we got to There's nothing really. We're recording 184 00:09:05.639 --> 00:09:09.799 this a little bit before Thanksgiving, so I don't know 185 00:09:09.840 --> 00:09:13.440 when this will go. I probably like probably after, but yeah, 186 00:09:14.600 --> 00:09:18.399 I don't know. Thanksgiving is a weird Thanksgiving's a weird 187 00:09:18.440 --> 00:09:21.879 holiday for me because like it's like it's like so 188 00:09:22.080 --> 00:09:24.320 family oriented that I'm like, eh, I don't care if 189 00:09:24.320 --> 00:09:30.159 I'm not home. Mm, but gotcha. Yeah, it's my favorite. 190 00:09:30.440 --> 00:09:32.519 I'm not gonna cook. I'm not gonna cook for myself. 191 00:09:32.600 --> 00:09:37.480 It's crazy. But I guess we'll just go into questions 192 00:09:37.519 --> 00:09:40.039 because there's not a lot of news that I'm saying. No, no, 193 00:09:40.200 --> 00:09:42.519 there's not a lot of Let me let me check 194 00:09:42.519 --> 00:09:48.120 Twitter real quick just to make sure. I saw Zarn'm 195 00:09:48.159 --> 00:09:49.840 Donnie and Adam Friedland and I watched it and it 196 00:09:49.960 --> 00:09:51.720 was the most boring thing ever because they were just 197 00:09:51.799 --> 00:09:53.840 nerding out about football and I was like, or like 198 00:09:53.960 --> 00:09:57.720 soccer and I was like, okay, so like give un 199 00:09:57.799 --> 00:10:01.879 American ship. Yeah, incredible. It's the most I've ever been 200 00:10:01.919 --> 00:10:04.840 anti zoron in my life. I was like, man, you're 201 00:10:05.120 --> 00:10:07.320 fuckingd weep. I can't believe you give a shit about 202 00:10:07.840 --> 00:10:10.639 people kicking a ball back and forth. You nerd youdweve. 203 00:10:11.080 --> 00:10:12.120 I like, I like soccer. 204 00:10:12.240 --> 00:10:17.279 I want to punch you, dude. I like soccer. Yeah, 205 00:10:17.279 --> 00:10:18.559 I didn't watch it. I saw I saw. 206 00:10:18.840 --> 00:10:21.080 I saw the promos of it, and I'm like, I'm 207 00:10:21.120 --> 00:10:23.519 sure it's gonna be fine, but I'm be. 208 00:10:23.600 --> 00:10:25.559 Honest, I don't. I don't. 209 00:10:25.559 --> 00:10:30.720 Really, this is the coolest Adam's ever appeared. But he's 210 00:10:31.399 --> 00:10:33.840 he was the perfect punching bag on come Down. I 211 00:10:34.120 --> 00:10:37.919 think this was being an interview we is the only 212 00:10:37.960 --> 00:10:41.440 thing he could have done, because god damn like being 213 00:10:41.480 --> 00:10:43.919 a comedian on his own and like when you when 214 00:10:43.919 --> 00:10:46.320 they they had it like a stupid It started off 215 00:10:46.399 --> 00:10:49.440 like a talk show, right, and then the jokes were 216 00:10:50.360 --> 00:10:52.720 First they were kind of crazy because Nick was riding them, 217 00:10:52.759 --> 00:10:54.840 and then it got like I was like, oh man, 218 00:10:55.559 --> 00:10:57.840 this is like, you know, somebody one of your closest 219 00:10:57.840 --> 00:11:00.559 friends blows up with you, but you know one person 220 00:11:00.679 --> 00:11:02.120 is the guy that's driving the whole thing, and the 221 00:11:02.200 --> 00:11:03.679 other person's kind of coming along. 222 00:11:03.919 --> 00:11:07.080 So you know, not trying to be disrespectful to what 223 00:11:07.200 --> 00:11:10.720 are you smiling about? But I think it's what are 224 00:11:10.759 --> 00:11:11.320 you smiling? 225 00:11:19.480 --> 00:11:21.159 I am funny independent of you? 226 00:11:21.519 --> 00:11:24.639 You are? You are? I am funny independent of you? No, 227 00:11:24.840 --> 00:11:27.360 I do think you is. I just thought that was 228 00:11:28.039 --> 00:11:30.240 Its very funny. It is so funny. It is quite 229 00:11:30.279 --> 00:11:32.559 similar listenship because I did have to grab you. I 230 00:11:32.600 --> 00:11:34.559 did have to pull you out of uh, you know, 231 00:11:35.440 --> 00:11:37.159 fucking being at Starbucks. I was like, what are you 232 00:11:37.240 --> 00:11:41.080 doing right? Uh, It's true. The sentence is just funny. 233 00:11:41.879 --> 00:11:44.279 It didn't It didn't even occur to me that scenario, 234 00:11:44.480 --> 00:11:46.919 Like not wasn't even trying to do that. But uh, 235 00:11:47.279 --> 00:11:50.000 especially since I actually do think I actually do. I 236 00:11:50.039 --> 00:11:51.159 don't know why this keeps happening. 237 00:11:51.240 --> 00:11:51.720 I keep saying. 238 00:11:51.759 --> 00:11:53.120 This is probably the fourth time I'm going to say this. 239 00:11:53.879 --> 00:11:56.399 Yesterday I was just talking about that. We're talking with Jojo, 240 00:11:56.600 --> 00:11:58.840 We're talking about nig Do you talk all day? Like, 241 00:11:58.879 --> 00:12:00.840 what the fuck is going on? Are you talking about things? 242 00:12:01.279 --> 00:12:04.200 Are you weak? Do you converse with your girlfriend all day? 243 00:12:04.279 --> 00:12:05.919 Because that's I absolutely do not. 244 00:12:06.120 --> 00:12:11.399 That's interesting, But like I guess a few times we talked, 245 00:12:11.440 --> 00:12:15.840 but we were just talking about the funniest moments we 246 00:12:15.919 --> 00:12:17.480 can remember off the top of our heads of the 247 00:12:17.480 --> 00:12:19.360 show We're kind of Like, was like reviewing the show 248 00:12:20.240 --> 00:12:22.759 of Like, and then I was thinking, what are the 249 00:12:22.799 --> 00:12:25.200 first things that come to my mind? And then I 250 00:12:25.320 --> 00:12:27.799 was thinking of I recently, because I already recently the 251 00:12:28.080 --> 00:12:30.080 Jackets thing I thought that was. I thought that was 252 00:12:30.159 --> 00:12:32.120 so good and fast, So that was one of the 253 00:12:32.200 --> 00:12:33.879 things that I was thinking of that. I was like, Oh, 254 00:12:33.919 --> 00:12:37.159 that's quick. This guy isn't like a slow well you 255 00:12:37.200 --> 00:12:38.799 know what I mean. He's not always slow. 256 00:12:41.840 --> 00:12:45.360 He's just lazy and has no sense of time. It's 257 00:12:45.440 --> 00:12:48.879 the only fucking problem. I think that funny joke. I 258 00:12:48.960 --> 00:12:51.799 think the lack of funniness in jokes makes jokes funny. 259 00:12:52.799 --> 00:12:57.519 Oh yeah, it's terrible. It's terrible. It's it's joke person, 260 00:12:57.639 --> 00:13:00.879 then it's funny. I think. I think this is really bad. 261 00:13:00.919 --> 00:13:03.919 I think upsetting people and telling jokes that no one 262 00:13:03.960 --> 00:13:07.600 else laugh at are funny, which is really bad because. 263 00:13:07.360 --> 00:13:12.200 That's that's a very norm uh approach to it. 264 00:13:12.440 --> 00:13:14.840 But Norman Donald doesn't constantly say the N word in 265 00:13:14.919 --> 00:13:19.200 times when you probably shouldn't, so you know, probably not. 266 00:13:19.600 --> 00:13:21.200 Yeah, I think if he would like if he would 267 00:13:21.200 --> 00:13:23.759 have made it ten years older. It was like, why not, 268 00:13:24.799 --> 00:13:27.200 let's sea Maybe let's just do it now. He probably 269 00:13:27.320 --> 00:13:28.120 was before he died. 270 00:13:28.279 --> 00:13:32.679 He let's go, let's go swinging. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's 271 00:13:32.720 --> 00:13:36.639 go out. But yeah, sorry, we totally derailed you. What 272 00:13:36.639 --> 00:13:39.639 were you What were you saying about Adam Friedland? Oh, 273 00:13:39.960 --> 00:13:40.480 I mean I've. 274 00:13:40.399 --> 00:13:41.919 Pretty much said what I did to say about the 275 00:13:42.519 --> 00:13:45.559 watching his I have not watched a full interview with 276 00:13:45.679 --> 00:13:47.960 his since he went fully independent, and like you know, 277 00:13:48.039 --> 00:13:51.480 Nick just went to chill. It's all catch clips and 278 00:13:51.679 --> 00:13:54.360 so the clips are sometimes they're they're good, like, uh, 279 00:13:54.879 --> 00:13:57.759 actually when he had on a but Blake Griffin is 280 00:13:58.039 --> 00:13:59.159 is a really. 281 00:14:00.799 --> 00:14:03.399 Blake. Griffin is so charismatic it's insane. 282 00:14:03.919 --> 00:14:04.799 He's really funny. 283 00:14:05.080 --> 00:14:07.000 He's really funny, like surprisingly funny. 284 00:14:07.080 --> 00:14:08.679 So when he goes on podcasts, he's been on Star 285 00:14:08.720 --> 00:14:12.440 Wars' podcast, he's done like the circuit and he can hang. 286 00:14:13.240 --> 00:14:15.720 He's really good at roasting himself too, which is like 287 00:14:15.799 --> 00:14:16.840 you don't have to, like, you know, a lot of 288 00:14:16.879 --> 00:14:18.559 times you're talking to a celebrity, some of that's really 289 00:14:18.639 --> 00:14:20.159 much bigger than you kind of have to, like you 290 00:14:20.200 --> 00:14:23.000 don't want to be too insulting. But he's like one 291 00:14:23.000 --> 00:14:25.000 of the people that's like, oh, he's one of the 292 00:14:25.039 --> 00:14:27.639 homies and it was really surprising, So that was good. 293 00:14:28.120 --> 00:14:30.960 But it really depends on who's on Adam Freelan's show. 294 00:14:31.600 --> 00:14:33.200 And like, I'm not trying to be disrespectful because I 295 00:14:33.200 --> 00:14:34.919 thought I just thought he'd fit in so perfectly in 296 00:14:34.960 --> 00:14:39.279 come Town that I never expected to what stever, And 297 00:14:39.440 --> 00:14:41.200 some people might say the same thing about myself though, 298 00:14:41.320 --> 00:14:45.080 like oh, I like you in stuff, but independently, you know, fuck. 299 00:14:44.960 --> 00:14:46.279 You, you know so, And I think that's fine. Yeah, 300 00:14:46.279 --> 00:14:47.960 there's all these people who feel that way about yeah 301 00:14:48.519 --> 00:14:52.639 groups or whatever. But like I think, what is it? Yeah, 302 00:14:52.639 --> 00:14:54.559 I was watching I was watching this thing he did 303 00:14:54.600 --> 00:14:56.720 with Zarn and it's just like his advertisers are very 304 00:14:56.759 --> 00:14:59.840 weird too, because it's like it's like it's like viagra stuff. 305 00:15:00.600 --> 00:15:02.480 Like I'm curious as to like, I'm curious as to 306 00:15:02.559 --> 00:15:08.080 the age demographic of Adam Friedland six years old istle kids? 307 00:15:08.720 --> 00:15:12.080 What was it? Was he advertising blue choo? It just no, 308 00:15:12.279 --> 00:15:14.639 it wasn't that exactly. It was like it was just 309 00:15:14.919 --> 00:15:17.080 things first of all, that I've never heard of, uh, 310 00:15:17.480 --> 00:15:20.399 in industries that I'd never heard of. So it's just like, 311 00:15:21.679 --> 00:15:23.919 I don't know. It was just very odd. It felt 312 00:15:23.960 --> 00:15:26.360 like when when you're when you're watching like cable television 313 00:15:26.360 --> 00:15:29.679 at like your parents house or something, and you see like, oh, 314 00:15:29.919 --> 00:15:34.039 that's they're selling pills with John Voight's name attached to him. 315 00:15:36.960 --> 00:15:46.559 I guess, But but John suicide pills. You should you 316 00:15:46.639 --> 00:15:49.720 should kill yourself with these? Are you tired of being 317 00:15:49.840 --> 00:15:51.960 Are you tired of being alive in this liberal health 318 00:15:52.000 --> 00:15:54.440 state created? 319 00:15:54.720 --> 00:15:57.200 Are you tired of black people having jobs at Laurel 320 00:15:58.279 --> 00:15:59.720 are you jobs? 321 00:16:00.240 --> 00:16:01.879 We're tired of black people having jobs that they have 322 00:16:01.919 --> 00:16:04.440 to be that they they paid for. Yeah, they didn't. 323 00:16:04.759 --> 00:16:07.000 They didn't. They didn't desert, They took that from a 324 00:16:07.039 --> 00:16:10.159 white man. They didn't hit. They didn't always have that. 325 00:16:10.360 --> 00:16:14.240 You know, the nerve they have of hitching a ride 326 00:16:14.320 --> 00:16:20.320 on our boats for free and then working getting all 327 00:16:20.399 --> 00:16:28.399 that free workout. We helped them transportation, We helped them 328 00:16:28.440 --> 00:16:31.639 get their games. It was us. It was us. There 329 00:16:31.679 --> 00:16:34.720 are absolutely run so fast now it's because of me. 330 00:16:35.080 --> 00:16:38.200 Because of me, they're so hot. In fact, I am 331 00:16:38.320 --> 00:16:44.879 the reason why they got here. It's me, mister voy 332 00:16:44.960 --> 00:16:47.639 What are you implying, mister Dershowitz, What are you saying? 333 00:16:47.759 --> 00:16:50.720 You know what I mean? He does the swing hand 334 00:16:50.799 --> 00:16:53.639 back the heads, you know what? I know what I mean? 335 00:16:54.000 --> 00:16:56.399 Like I promise you? I what do you promise you? Like? 336 00:16:56.480 --> 00:16:59.960 I'm thoroughly This feels like the beginning of a monolog 337 00:17:00.200 --> 00:17:02.399 that I'm just not caught up on. 338 00:17:03.720 --> 00:17:06.440 Yeah, let's uh, but you know, let's just let's start questions. 339 00:17:06.599 --> 00:17:07.880 Let's just barrel into it. 340 00:17:07.920 --> 00:17:09.799 We got a lot, we had what we have to talk. 341 00:17:10.559 --> 00:17:13.079 We were talking about if Piccolo had a penis. We 342 00:17:13.240 --> 00:17:17.000 did bring up if Pico forgot about before the show. 343 00:17:17.039 --> 00:17:18.839 We were talking about whether or not Piccolo had a 344 00:17:18.880 --> 00:17:21.400 dick and if he didn't want like the argument that 345 00:17:21.480 --> 00:17:25.160 you're making is that he doesn't, Well he doesn't, Okay, 346 00:17:25.200 --> 00:17:27.559 all right, Well, well I don't I've never seen. 347 00:17:28.759 --> 00:17:32.759 Okay, it's very unlikely. Better better because I never went 348 00:17:32.799 --> 00:17:37.000 up to Piccolo, ripped his pants off and was like, ah, Piccolo, 349 00:17:37.160 --> 00:17:37.880 he doesn't have a dick. 350 00:17:38.359 --> 00:17:40.200 The thing that's confusing to me is that, like, so 351 00:17:40.279 --> 00:17:42.519 he doesn't eat either, right, Like I'm drinking water, he 352 00:17:42.640 --> 00:17:44.960 drinks water. He drinks water, so he does have so 353 00:17:45.039 --> 00:17:48.519 he must expel, he must pee, He doesn't pooh, probably 354 00:17:48.559 --> 00:17:53.920 he doesn't ship. He has no he's like a slug flower. Okay, 355 00:17:54.039 --> 00:17:56.119 that doesn't really help me, but like, so he's not 356 00:17:56.759 --> 00:17:59.680 so he well, but my argument is that why does 357 00:17:59.720 --> 00:18:01.559 he wear pants if he doesn't have anything to hide 358 00:18:01.640 --> 00:18:02.000 down there? 359 00:18:02.319 --> 00:18:05.200 I think it's this polite society I think the Nomekians created. 360 00:18:05.960 --> 00:18:08.480 He's also very human in the way he behaves. 361 00:18:09.599 --> 00:18:11.440 But so, I mean, the Namericans didn't, like you go 362 00:18:11.519 --> 00:18:12.799 to the Dynamic and they kind of. 363 00:18:12.960 --> 00:18:15.920 Why did they have shame with? They have no genitals. 364 00:18:16.119 --> 00:18:18.319 I think they're from a society or other people have genitals, 365 00:18:18.359 --> 00:18:22.920 so they're like they're like, they're not they ares. Oh 366 00:18:23.000 --> 00:18:25.440 my god, it's so much. So this is hyper convoluted bullshit. 367 00:18:25.480 --> 00:18:27.759 I'm sorry to I'm sorry about this before I even 368 00:18:27.799 --> 00:18:30.880 go into it. So what happens is the Amechians are 369 00:18:30.960 --> 00:18:34.839 technically not from Planetgnamic. They come from a different dimension first, 370 00:18:35.200 --> 00:18:39.240 which is a Hell dimension. I'm sorry, that's why Piccolo 371 00:18:39.599 --> 00:18:45.200 is a demon. Technically they're technically from Hell. Then they 372 00:18:45.359 --> 00:18:47.480 got say, took refuge. 373 00:18:47.559 --> 00:18:50.000 In the planet. Yeah, it went to that planet. What 374 00:18:50.160 --> 00:18:54.640 the devil mccry type shit. They steal that shit it is. 375 00:18:54.920 --> 00:18:56.559 It is stupid. It is stupid. 376 00:18:56.680 --> 00:18:59.000 And Diima technically with just Cannon for some reason, I 377 00:18:59.000 --> 00:19:01.200 don't know why they did that. In Diama, they go 378 00:19:01.440 --> 00:19:05.039 to the fucking underworld and they find Themechians a Namechian 379 00:19:05.079 --> 00:19:07.400 there and he's like, hey, this is where we're originally from. 380 00:19:07.599 --> 00:19:10.559 That's why your dad was the demon King Piccolo. Because 381 00:19:10.559 --> 00:19:12.279 you see how it doesn't make sense that Piccolo's dad 382 00:19:12.359 --> 00:19:13.200 was even King Piccolo. 383 00:19:13.680 --> 00:19:17.720 But it's like it's from namic so and then it's 384 00:19:17.839 --> 00:19:22.880 like it's just Toriama, right and more shn exactly, that's 385 00:19:22.960 --> 00:19:24.319 exactly what you're talking. 386 00:19:24.400 --> 00:19:27.319 I'm like, I know exactly what's happening. Let's just add 387 00:19:27.400 --> 00:19:30.079 this things together to make it make sense. And I 388 00:19:30.119 --> 00:19:33.720 always say sometimes you can just leave things alone and 389 00:19:33.799 --> 00:19:36.640 make it not make sense and then just move forward 390 00:19:36.680 --> 00:19:40.319 with the retcon, especially in a show like dragon Ball 391 00:19:40.359 --> 00:19:41.039 and dragon Ball Z. 392 00:19:41.279 --> 00:19:44.160 That's fine. It doesn't act the link together. 393 00:19:44.759 --> 00:19:47.680 I think dragon Ball is a series of just shit 394 00:19:48.000 --> 00:19:50.519 that doesn't need to be said that gets said, and 395 00:19:50.599 --> 00:19:54.160 the ship that needs to be said just doesn't get said. 396 00:19:54.799 --> 00:19:56.960 That is the biggest problem in all of dragon Ball. 397 00:19:57.000 --> 00:20:00.359 We've only seen these characters that have so much whe power. 398 00:20:00.400 --> 00:20:03.440 We've only literally seen two people destroy planets ever with 399 00:20:03.720 --> 00:20:07.559 their own strength. Yeah, and and obviously people even though 400 00:20:08.799 --> 00:20:11.440 he's able to. But it's like we've never seen most 401 00:20:11.440 --> 00:20:15.000 of them do it. We've seen Planet buil himself up, 402 00:20:15.839 --> 00:20:17.599 and we've seen Freezer destroyer planet. 403 00:20:17.799 --> 00:20:20.759 That's it. And when you think about, well, uh, they 404 00:20:22.119 --> 00:20:22.880 who was the first one? 405 00:20:22.920 --> 00:20:27.720 You said, boo, Freezer did the first did as well, 406 00:20:27.960 --> 00:20:30.640 which was really said, that's not Cannon, but yes he did, 407 00:20:30.920 --> 00:20:34.920 he did. That's unfortunately that's back when we had brown 408 00:20:34.960 --> 00:20:36.759 here vegeta in a different color costume. 409 00:20:37.279 --> 00:20:40.119 What but but that's not can I think it's still can't. 410 00:20:40.119 --> 00:20:42.440 I think it's still on their way to Earth. Is 411 00:20:42.480 --> 00:20:42.920 not Cannon. 412 00:20:43.200 --> 00:20:45.599 It's not his filler. It's just I don't know why 413 00:20:45.640 --> 00:20:47.160 it's it's not. I'm pretty sure. 414 00:20:48.039 --> 00:20:50.440 Oh they're saying it's not in the manga. So you 415 00:20:50.759 --> 00:20:53.119 so like you're saying, like to you, the the anime 416 00:20:53.599 --> 00:20:55.799 is not, that's what that's what most people consider. I don't. 417 00:20:55.839 --> 00:20:57.920 I just I think it he did it whatever. But 418 00:20:58.000 --> 00:20:59.880 it's like they're like, oh no, that's not because that's 419 00:21:00.079 --> 00:21:02.160 when you had his different art style. Remember, Yeah, that 420 00:21:02.200 --> 00:21:06.079 doesn't mean anything to me, So it's like the idea, like, 421 00:21:06.160 --> 00:21:08.960 that's not why would are people doing that? Because they 422 00:21:09.079 --> 00:21:11.720 want to make him not seem like a genocidal monster. 423 00:21:12.079 --> 00:21:14.519 I mean, he's a Vegeta himself will tell you he's 424 00:21:14.519 --> 00:21:15.480 a genocidal moster. 425 00:21:15.519 --> 00:21:19.079 He's like, yeah, I was, I was. I don't don't understand, 426 00:21:19.240 --> 00:21:21.119 like why they would because it's weird because to me, 427 00:21:21.200 --> 00:21:25.920 I'll be like, there is something it's really fucked up. 428 00:21:25.920 --> 00:21:29.319 But there's also how that is great comedy because when 429 00:21:29.359 --> 00:21:32.799 you think about it, like he just liberated all those people, like, 430 00:21:32.920 --> 00:21:37.160 thank you so much, homie, you're the and then boom freedom. 431 00:21:37.319 --> 00:21:40.680 Freedom is not so great, is it? So I'm looking up, so, 432 00:21:40.799 --> 00:21:43.559 it says. So I looked up. Is Vegeta destroying a planet? Cannon? 433 00:21:43.640 --> 00:21:46.599 It says, And the result I get is No, the 434 00:21:46.680 --> 00:21:48.960 scene of oh well now it's see this is fucking 435 00:21:49.000 --> 00:21:52.039 pointless now, it says, No, the scene of King Vegeta 436 00:21:52.079 --> 00:21:54.880 destroying plants is not considered cannon. Okay, well, I. 437 00:21:54.880 --> 00:21:57.960 Don't give a blowing up the planet. The most well 438 00:21:58.039 --> 00:22:01.119 known character blowing up in it in the films of 439 00:22:01.160 --> 00:22:04.319 Dragon Ball Z involves the saying conqueror Akira. Wait, what 440 00:22:04.519 --> 00:22:07.599 conquering yet, Saint conquering Akira the planet, which is not 441 00:22:07.759 --> 00:22:10.000 part of the original manga. There you go, Yeah, it's 442 00:22:10.039 --> 00:22:10.680 not a part of the part. 443 00:22:11.599 --> 00:22:13.559 But like say so anything that's not a part of 444 00:22:13.640 --> 00:22:16.960 the manga, anything that's not a part of. 445 00:22:17.000 --> 00:22:20.920 The more often that not for anime, No more often. 446 00:22:21.039 --> 00:22:23.640 I never considered that. I never even thought. 447 00:22:23.480 --> 00:22:25.720 About because because I don't give a fuck. I think 448 00:22:25.720 --> 00:22:27.640 it doesn't hurt anything, and it just happened, Like. 449 00:22:28.200 --> 00:22:32.640 Think about this in like a and it's just where 450 00:22:32.680 --> 00:22:35.480 something came from, like a comic, something like Watchmen or something. 451 00:22:35.640 --> 00:22:37.799 And then if they did something different within like say 452 00:22:37.839 --> 00:22:40.759 the HBO series or say the film itself, I just 453 00:22:40.839 --> 00:22:42.640 never considered that. I never considered that. 454 00:22:43.279 --> 00:22:46.359 No, I'm ignoring what happened in the cinema or saying 455 00:22:46.400 --> 00:22:49.319 the anime or the cartoon because it's it was different, 456 00:22:49.400 --> 00:22:51.039 it was different in the original source. 457 00:22:51.200 --> 00:22:52.799 I never really considered that. I do. 458 00:22:53.240 --> 00:22:55.279 I do because like there are times where things happen 459 00:22:55.359 --> 00:22:58.720 it just don't make sense, you know. Granted, it's not 460 00:22:58.799 --> 00:23:01.319 a big it's not a big I truly think I've 461 00:23:01.400 --> 00:23:04.200 detached a long time ago from the moment from the 462 00:23:04.279 --> 00:23:06.720 moment I saw Spider Man have organic webs in a 463 00:23:06.799 --> 00:23:07.440 Raimie movie. 464 00:23:07.759 --> 00:23:09.440 But I was like, oh, I still like this. 465 00:23:09.920 --> 00:23:12.400 I was like, it doesn't matter which one I enjoy 466 00:23:12.400 --> 00:23:14.039 I'm enjoying the version of the thing I enjoyed. 467 00:23:14.160 --> 00:23:16.000 Yeah, to me, but it's sort of like the moments 468 00:23:16.240 --> 00:23:16.920 that just happened to me. 469 00:23:16.920 --> 00:23:18.839 Immediately, I was like, Okay, cool, so he doesn't have 470 00:23:18.920 --> 00:23:21.680 it in this, but that's why he isn't needed in this. Yeah, 471 00:23:21.799 --> 00:23:24.400 And that's where I was like, I go with everything. 472 00:23:24.440 --> 00:23:26.759 I don't really care if things are cannon or not 473 00:23:26.799 --> 00:23:27.680 as long as they're cool. 474 00:23:28.200 --> 00:23:30.880 Yeah, I would say, because I wonder how i'd feel, 475 00:23:31.640 --> 00:23:33.839 and I can only you can only talk in this 476 00:23:33.920 --> 00:23:37.880 in retroactively or just in with hindsight, is because it's 477 00:23:37.920 --> 00:23:39.440 just like, Okay, how would I feel if it was 478 00:23:40.200 --> 00:23:42.599 it was organic in the you know, like say I 479 00:23:42.640 --> 00:23:43.960 grew up with I grew up with it being in 480 00:23:44.039 --> 00:23:46.200 those fucking canister things, and you would fucking make that 481 00:23:46.240 --> 00:23:47.920 shit right, And then what if it was the other 482 00:23:48.000 --> 00:23:48.400 way around? 483 00:23:48.400 --> 00:23:50.119 How would I feel? I feel. 484 00:23:50.240 --> 00:23:52.720 What I'm saying right now is I think I would 485 00:23:52.799 --> 00:23:55.359 still prefer that because I like the idea of the 486 00:23:55.559 --> 00:23:59.039 extra you know, the it just it just makes him like, Oh, 487 00:23:59.079 --> 00:24:00.000 this motherfucker's a genius. 488 00:24:00.039 --> 00:24:00.559 Look what he made. 489 00:24:00.599 --> 00:24:03.039 And also the stakes that it adds, like when you 490 00:24:03.079 --> 00:24:05.000 would run out and ship, which they put in the show. 491 00:24:05.319 --> 00:24:07.680 I think it's narratively better. I also think it's weird 492 00:24:07.680 --> 00:24:09.240 because he doesn't have that part of his body. 493 00:24:09.720 --> 00:24:11.319 That's what I think it's funny because it's like the 494 00:24:11.680 --> 00:24:14.839 web creator is fucking the back of his abdomen, so 495 00:24:14.960 --> 00:24:16.839 him creating out of his wrists always is like, oh, 496 00:24:16.880 --> 00:24:18.599 that just doesn't make sense to me, right, because it 497 00:24:18.599 --> 00:24:19.599 would hious. 498 00:24:20.799 --> 00:24:23.759 At the same time, this nigga can lift ten tons, 499 00:24:24.519 --> 00:24:28.519 dodge bullets, run up buildings and pick up cars and 500 00:24:28.599 --> 00:24:30.359 flingham so I was like, all right, this is really 501 00:24:31.559 --> 00:24:34.359 me having a really solid stick in the ground in 502 00:24:34.440 --> 00:24:37.960 his one position is stupid. I just think that the webs, 503 00:24:38.480 --> 00:24:43.160 the webs being organic make him more of a fantastical person, 504 00:24:43.279 --> 00:24:47.880 gives him an actual like spider power, and the inorgan 505 00:24:48.160 --> 00:24:52.480 them inorganic and being created gives more towards his intelligence 506 00:24:52.880 --> 00:24:53.799 as an inventor. 507 00:24:54.519 --> 00:24:58.640 So it's it's it's either or fine. I'm not bothered 508 00:24:58.680 --> 00:25:00.480 either way. And it didn't. It's like what, I've never 509 00:25:00.640 --> 00:25:03.880 dwelled on that in the Raimi shit or anything. It 510 00:25:03.960 --> 00:25:05.720 was just like whatever it is, what it is, but 511 00:25:05.839 --> 00:25:07.680 hold on bother me. When I was little, for sure, 512 00:25:07.759 --> 00:25:10.920 it bothered the I'm not sure it annoyed me at first, 513 00:25:11.000 --> 00:25:13.519 but I really don't. It's not something that I like stuck. 514 00:25:13.519 --> 00:25:15.759 It's like say when I when I other movies and 515 00:25:15.839 --> 00:25:20.160 Mortal Combat Annihilation for example, the second one they changed, 516 00:25:20.240 --> 00:25:22.680 like the cast they killed Johnny Cage immediately, Like the 517 00:25:22.759 --> 00:25:24.480 things like that still bothered me to this day, Like 518 00:25:24.559 --> 00:25:26.720 that sucked. That suck, you know what I'm saying, Like 519 00:25:26.759 --> 00:25:30.839 there are things that are genuinely bothersome maybe Malboge's CGI 520 00:25:31.000 --> 00:25:34.359 and fucking the spawn, Holy fuck, Like there's certain things 521 00:25:34.400 --> 00:25:35.279 that still bothered me. 522 00:25:35.359 --> 00:25:38.119 I can imagine little you being vexed. 523 00:25:40.000 --> 00:25:42.640 If I knew how to like swear, like like really 524 00:25:42.720 --> 00:25:44.640 well at that time, it would have been coming out 525 00:25:44.640 --> 00:25:45.680 in the theater because I was like. 526 00:25:46.400 --> 00:25:49.240 What is this? I just say, like I can't. 527 00:25:49.319 --> 00:25:50.799 I'm sure I have said this on the show before, 528 00:25:50.839 --> 00:25:57.400 but imagine being fucking seven years old. CGI is a 529 00:25:57.680 --> 00:26:00.480 is a relatively new thing in the the movies that 530 00:26:00.519 --> 00:26:05.079 they're really blasting, and so it shouldn't look that bad 531 00:26:05.119 --> 00:26:08.000 to you because it's like the first tries, really, but 532 00:26:08.319 --> 00:26:11.599 damn it looked bad then, Like it was like, this 533 00:26:11.799 --> 00:26:16.240 is fucking awful, and that's a feat. That is a 534 00:26:16.319 --> 00:26:18.480 hard thing to do because if you look at King 535 00:26:18.640 --> 00:26:21.920 Kong back in the nineteen thirties or whatever, that looks 536 00:26:22.000 --> 00:26:25.559 hilarious to us now, but back then people were fucking terrified, 537 00:26:25.960 --> 00:26:27.440 you know what I mean, because this was the first 538 00:26:27.519 --> 00:26:28.480 things that they were doing. 539 00:26:28.799 --> 00:26:30.599 Those are the first fucking effects that they were doing. 540 00:26:30.759 --> 00:26:32.440 Do you people like that thing? 541 00:26:32.599 --> 00:26:34.880 Do you think they thought black people turned into King Kong? 542 00:26:35.039 --> 00:26:38.720 That's what probably, like, this is what happens if we 543 00:26:38.839 --> 00:26:41.240 leave them to their own devices, they're gonna turn it. 544 00:26:41.279 --> 00:26:43.480 To these things. I'm sure somebody did. 545 00:26:44.839 --> 00:26:46.119 I know it sounds stupid. 546 00:26:46.240 --> 00:26:49.000 I get it. Question to get it. It sounds dumb, 547 00:26:49.680 --> 00:26:53.720 But really think about that. Probably shut up. Are we 548 00:26:53.799 --> 00:26:55.279 in agreement this pickle will have a dick or not? 549 00:26:56.240 --> 00:26:56.480 It does? 550 00:26:56.960 --> 00:26:59.519 I don't think so, but like, all right, so we're now. 551 00:26:59.599 --> 00:27:04.000 I think it's got a cloaca. Okay, curious, all right, 552 00:27:05.519 --> 00:27:07.079 I think we solved it. 553 00:27:08.079 --> 00:27:10.880 I think he's got a really disturbing looking Cloaca, and 554 00:27:10.920 --> 00:27:13.000 that's why he wears pants. That's I like that. That's 555 00:27:13.039 --> 00:27:15.039 why then the mechans wear pants. That's a good answer 556 00:27:15.079 --> 00:27:18.599 because it even bothers them. Let us know in the 557 00:27:18.599 --> 00:27:21.920 comment sections, though, what you think. Are you on team 558 00:27:22.920 --> 00:27:25.279 Are you on team Kloaca or you're on team no 559 00:27:25.440 --> 00:27:29.000 genitals at alleness or no or no genitals voting? We'll 560 00:27:29.039 --> 00:27:30.559 have a poll. I do think you could do that. 561 00:27:30.720 --> 00:27:33.759 I'm on team you know myself. It's crazy that you 562 00:27:33.839 --> 00:27:35.519 can't do ship like that. By the way, like it's 563 00:27:35.559 --> 00:27:39.240 been like as far as I know, there's no way 564 00:27:39.279 --> 00:27:40.680 to like that. You can't just have like a voting 565 00:27:40.799 --> 00:27:44.000 module in the comment section of a video. I think 566 00:27:44.079 --> 00:27:44.480 you're right. 567 00:27:44.559 --> 00:27:46.079 I think you can definitely. 568 00:27:46.119 --> 00:27:50.200 I saw that before right now, because you can do 569 00:27:50.279 --> 00:27:52.559 it everywhere else. Essentially, you know it on Instagram now 570 00:27:53.920 --> 00:27:59.000 right exactly? Who's instam anyway? Big Papa Pump and dump 571 00:27:59.119 --> 00:28:02.839 Rode In his greetings my three sleep paralysis demons, I 572 00:28:02.960 --> 00:28:05.319 was simply wondering if Derek was familiar with the Japanese 573 00:28:05.319 --> 00:28:08.599 wrestler who goes by the name Razor Ramone. Hard Gay 574 00:28:09.640 --> 00:28:12.240 figured it was information important to him yes, he just 575 00:28:12.279 --> 00:28:15.039 took another very famous wrestler's name and added hard Gay 576 00:28:15.119 --> 00:28:19.400 to it, like a like the legend a gain. Anyways, 577 00:28:19.559 --> 00:28:22.119 thank you for the last you chuckle fox happy cranks 578 00:28:22.200 --> 00:28:26.440 dicking to you and yours. I absolutely have not heard 579 00:28:26.480 --> 00:28:30.440 of that, and I I'm gonna look that up immediately, 580 00:28:31.039 --> 00:28:35.359 Hard Gay. Let's see. I can't believe that didn't pop 581 00:28:35.440 --> 00:28:38.319 up right away. That's kind of disrespectful. Razor Ramone So 582 00:28:38.960 --> 00:28:46.880 Raisak Sumitani is his real name. Mm yo, he's just 583 00:28:47.000 --> 00:28:50.240 in leather? Is that real? 584 00:28:50.440 --> 00:28:54.880 It's it's like he's like like he's like Gazzer Ramone essentially. 585 00:28:55.400 --> 00:28:59.839 That is crazy. It's just that's ridiculous. 586 00:29:00.480 --> 00:29:02.559 I wasn't expecting I wasn't expecting him to look like 587 00:29:02.640 --> 00:29:06.440 a like an eighties like you know, you know eighties. 588 00:29:06.640 --> 00:29:08.119 I don't know what you say, Yeah, yeah, the eighties 589 00:29:08.160 --> 00:29:10.599 homosexual eighties homosexual male. 590 00:29:11.920 --> 00:29:14.799 I feel like without Rob Halfield from a Judas priest, 591 00:29:14.920 --> 00:29:17.599 this never would have happened because like he was probably 592 00:29:17.640 --> 00:29:20.839 the most famous guy wearing all that leather and shit 593 00:29:21.559 --> 00:29:23.839 like out there, and then people didn't know you was gay, 594 00:29:23.960 --> 00:29:27.240 so all these a bunch of people started wearing it. 595 00:29:27.319 --> 00:29:29.759 In the metal community, and then people who was fuck 596 00:29:29.880 --> 00:29:32.119 people who were gay knew Rob Halfield was gay because 597 00:29:32.160 --> 00:29:34.839 they understood. They're like, I know what's happening here, you know, 598 00:29:35.000 --> 00:29:37.640 like like you you took what was in our community 599 00:29:37.960 --> 00:29:41.039 and brought it onto the stage, and now it's going worldwide. 600 00:29:41.119 --> 00:29:43.640 That was a bunch of cool ass heavy metal heads 601 00:29:44.640 --> 00:29:45.440 just gay as fuck. 602 00:29:45.920 --> 00:29:49.079 Okay, it's interesting thinking of the heavy metal guys and 603 00:29:49.240 --> 00:29:53.079 like how they were probably so homophobic, but also dressing 604 00:29:53.279 --> 00:29:58.039 like the biggest queens ever. It's beautiful, Like this is hilarious. 605 00:29:58.079 --> 00:30:02.440 Y'all. Don't even get it. That looks so insane. 606 00:30:03.200 --> 00:30:06.279 Like I know, I have friends, I have friends parents 607 00:30:06.440 --> 00:30:10.440 who was like, they are definitely homophobic people, and I've 608 00:30:10.519 --> 00:30:12.839 seen them in eighties and it's like, you didn't see this. 609 00:30:13.319 --> 00:30:16.880 You didn't You didn't know how you were dressing, You 610 00:30:16.920 --> 00:30:18.920 didn't know the signs they were given off to people. 611 00:30:19.279 --> 00:30:22.160 It is interesting, you weren't paying attention. 612 00:30:22.519 --> 00:30:25.079 Brother in the in the scene in the uh when 613 00:30:25.160 --> 00:30:28.039 I started playing a bunch of bands in the mid 614 00:30:28.079 --> 00:30:29.880 two thousands, Like you know, all those scene kids were 615 00:30:29.880 --> 00:30:32.160 all over the place, and man, some. 616 00:30:32.240 --> 00:30:35.279 Of the some of the people that were at the shows. Uh. 617 00:30:35.359 --> 00:30:37.640 I remember two guys in particular because there were friends 618 00:30:37.680 --> 00:30:39.759 with the guys that I were in bands with, And 619 00:30:39.839 --> 00:30:42.119 I'm like, you're you're a you're you're a woman. 620 00:30:42.400 --> 00:30:45.759 What's happening? Like, you're you're a beautiful woman. 621 00:30:46.359 --> 00:30:49.240 At one time, we were going to the movie standing 622 00:30:49.279 --> 00:30:51.079 in line, and then old man bumped into this dude, 623 00:30:51.119 --> 00:30:53.960 Paul and it's excuse me, young lady like this that 624 00:30:54.119 --> 00:30:56.799 like like because he can't obviously he's not gonna be 625 00:30:56.839 --> 00:31:01.000 on the tell beautiful flowing hair, super tight pants that 626 00:31:01.079 --> 00:31:03.440 are kind of like rolled up above the knee and 627 00:31:03.440 --> 00:31:05.400 stuff like it looks like a like a summer. 628 00:31:05.200 --> 00:31:07.759 Eighties chick with some crazy ass fucking scene hair. 629 00:31:08.400 --> 00:31:11.480 And I'm just like that is uh, that's gotta be 630 00:31:11.559 --> 00:31:13.839 dangerous because there's gonna be guys like you like, oh, 631 00:31:13.920 --> 00:31:15.279 let's go to let's go to a bar. Like they're 632 00:31:15.319 --> 00:31:18.279 gonna be like, yeah, I'm gonna roofy that lady right there, 633 00:31:18.960 --> 00:31:21.960 and then they're gonna get take them home and be like, oh, 634 00:31:22.079 --> 00:31:23.240 there's a dick and balls. 635 00:31:23.559 --> 00:31:26.680 Well I'm already here. That's crazy. 636 00:31:27.319 --> 00:31:29.160 I mean, unfortunately, that's the world we live in. 637 00:31:31.640 --> 00:31:34.119 Listen. I didn't know anything about this Razor ramone gay. Yeah, 638 00:31:34.359 --> 00:31:37.920 hard gays, really cool guy. I actually can't believe I 639 00:31:37.960 --> 00:31:42.480 didn't know about this. Yeah, it is information that he 640 00:31:42.559 --> 00:31:47.240 assumed you would have hard gay anyway, Uncle Phil riding 641 00:31:47.279 --> 00:31:52.319 that cryptid patron rode in, he says, sup fuckers, I'm 642 00:31:52.400 --> 00:31:54.359 feeling I forgot that we talked about how like the 643 00:31:54.440 --> 00:32:00.839 lockness monster was had had had Patreon or whatever. Yeah, yeah, 644 00:32:01.240 --> 00:32:05.119 sub fuckers. I'm feeling called out because on episode three 645 00:32:05.200 --> 00:32:08.240 seventy five you were talking trash on my favorite band, 646 00:32:09.160 --> 00:32:13.799 Hollywood Undead, Eat Shit and Die. But I will agree 647 00:32:13.839 --> 00:32:15.599 that everywhere I go as a joke of a song 648 00:32:15.880 --> 00:32:18.559 even further, the censored music video is one hundred times 649 00:32:18.599 --> 00:32:22.160 funnier because the censored sounds make no sense for the 650 00:32:22.240 --> 00:32:24.799 song and just fuck it up. Even worse. If there's 651 00:32:24.839 --> 00:32:27.839 a question in this mess what song slash media was 652 00:32:27.880 --> 00:32:31.160 made funnier or better because of it being censored. I 653 00:32:31.200 --> 00:32:33.440 always think about that. What the big Lebowski when when 654 00:32:33.480 --> 00:32:35.000 he goes like this is what happens when you find 655 00:32:35.039 --> 00:32:38.000 a stranger in the Alps. Yeah, it's just such a 656 00:32:38.160 --> 00:32:40.680 ridiculous fucking way to censor. I like it. 657 00:32:40.880 --> 00:32:44.000 I like that it's always silly. It happens when you 658 00:32:44.079 --> 00:32:46.000 find a stranger in yolps and it's. 659 00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:50.039 Like, or what it is, yeepy kaya yippi kaya, mister Falcon. 660 00:32:50.799 --> 00:32:53.279 I've never heard that. I never heard that. That's great, 661 00:32:53.480 --> 00:32:58.759 Yi kai yippi kaya, mister mister Falcon. That that's great. 662 00:32:58.920 --> 00:33:03.319 It's not even his name, not even a little bit. 663 00:33:04.680 --> 00:33:09.319 That's good. Yeah, it's iconic, but uh, Holly, when it 664 00:33:09.480 --> 00:33:11.720 is your favorite band, huh. I have questions about that. 665 00:33:12.279 --> 00:33:13.319 I do have questions about that. 666 00:33:13.559 --> 00:33:15.880 And I know some people that like Hollywood Dead. I 667 00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:17.759 was a roommate with a guy that was like that, 668 00:33:17.880 --> 00:33:18.559 but he grew out of it. 669 00:33:18.720 --> 00:33:18.839 You know. 670 00:33:19.440 --> 00:33:21.799 It was like, yeah, he's like, oh, I'm older now, 671 00:33:21.880 --> 00:33:23.680 you know. I I look back on it and it's 672 00:33:24.240 --> 00:33:26.599 I think it's in the same way that I was. 673 00:33:27.359 --> 00:33:29.240 I'm not gonna say it again, but but this is 674 00:33:29.640 --> 00:33:32.559 Jesus Christ. I was just talking to Jojo about Stained 675 00:33:32.960 --> 00:33:35.200 last night. I don't know what the is happening, and 676 00:33:35.319 --> 00:33:37.440 this is it just keeps relevant, ship keeps happening. 677 00:33:37.480 --> 00:33:37.839 It's weird. 678 00:33:37.880 --> 00:33:39.799 I don't know why this is happening. You're you're not 679 00:33:39.960 --> 00:33:43.319 talking to your You're you're imagining this. Can you imagine 680 00:33:43.640 --> 00:33:45.400 you're fabricating talking to Jo. 681 00:33:50.359 --> 00:33:54.519 Kazakhstand Yeah, yeah, she's still in Kazakhstan's horse or whatever 682 00:33:54.599 --> 00:33:54.960 she's doing. 683 00:33:55.799 --> 00:33:58.880 And uh yeah, you ride horse. 684 00:33:58.720 --> 00:34:00.519 That brings you all your good and then you're like, 685 00:34:00.640 --> 00:34:03.400 you've been a great animal. Even kill it and you 686 00:34:03.519 --> 00:34:06.960 take a huge sword and chop its head of one 687 00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:07.720 clean slice. 688 00:34:07.759 --> 00:34:08.440 Man, that's strange. 689 00:34:09.159 --> 00:34:12.599 Uh yeah, No, I was a stain stained. Is that 690 00:34:12.800 --> 00:34:17.599 band for me where you know? I? Well, actually, I 691 00:34:17.639 --> 00:34:19.760 guess I can't necessarily say that. I never really they 692 00:34:19.800 --> 00:34:23.159 never really spoke to me necessarily, but I still will 693 00:34:23.239 --> 00:34:26.039 pop them on and be like, yeah, I like those tunes, 694 00:34:26.119 --> 00:34:28.840 you know, and I feel like yeah, but I do 695 00:34:29.039 --> 00:34:34.679 have questions for writer of why they're your favorite band, like, 696 00:34:34.920 --> 00:34:38.480 like still, because I'm assuming you're probably like in your 697 00:34:38.519 --> 00:34:39.239 twenties or something. 698 00:34:39.400 --> 00:34:42.440 Maybe you're younger. Yeah, it's in his nineties. 699 00:34:42.800 --> 00:34:46.239 Yeah, a ninety year old listening Hollywood and Dead would 700 00:34:46.239 --> 00:34:49.440 be amazing. Actually, year old listening to this show is 701 00:34:49.440 --> 00:34:50.280 even more concerning. 702 00:34:50.440 --> 00:34:52.559 It is act that is no, it's not we're relevant. 703 00:34:52.559 --> 00:34:54.920 We're relevant to the nineties. The people in that age group, 704 00:34:55.480 --> 00:34:56.360 they really want to. 705 00:34:56.400 --> 00:34:59.800 Find our oldest listener. I want to know who is 706 00:34:59.840 --> 00:35:01.039 a officially our oldest listener. 707 00:35:01.280 --> 00:35:02.400 What do you think? What do you what do you 708 00:35:02.440 --> 00:35:08.599 think would be the oldest persons? Dracula like, I'm going 709 00:35:08.679 --> 00:35:11.239 to go older fifty two. 710 00:35:12.519 --> 00:35:16.719 I'll say fifties for sure, just because I imagine there's 711 00:35:16.760 --> 00:35:21.199 some people that were interested in, like say, maybe political 712 00:35:21.280 --> 00:35:23.320 takes at some point and they're like, oh, let's see 713 00:35:23.320 --> 00:35:26.599 what these guys are doing now, and they're like, this 714 00:35:26.719 --> 00:35:30.440 is kind of funny, I guess, and then just they're 715 00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:33.159 here for you know, instead of talking to their wives, 716 00:35:33.199 --> 00:35:34.440 they're listening to the snark Tank. 717 00:35:34.760 --> 00:35:36.480 Let me see my dad listen to this. My dad 718 00:35:36.599 --> 00:35:41.239 is like, what, my dad's your dad listens to the 719 00:35:41.239 --> 00:35:42.400 snark think. That's right. I forgot that. 720 00:35:42.639 --> 00:35:46.000 If he's my number one fan and our fifty eight patron, 721 00:35:46.920 --> 00:35:48.360 that's right, that's about fifty eight. 722 00:35:48.440 --> 00:35:50.519 So yeah, there you go, my dad, When was the 723 00:35:50.559 --> 00:35:56.440 last time you said happy birthday, your dad? That was 724 00:35:56.480 --> 00:36:00.599 the answer that was, no, there's an sir. I'm trying 725 00:36:00.599 --> 00:36:03.039 to remember though. Last time I said birtha my father 726 00:36:03.480 --> 00:36:11.800 was two thousand and eight, like around like when Obama 727 00:36:12.000 --> 00:36:13.280 was like the housing crisis. 728 00:36:13.679 --> 00:36:16.920 Yeah, and then that's probably. That's probably the only time 729 00:36:16.920 --> 00:36:19.559 I ever said it to him. Really, I don't, I don't, 730 00:36:19.559 --> 00:36:21.360 I don't wish. I don't think he should have happy birthdays. 731 00:36:21.519 --> 00:36:23.360 So why would I say that to What would I 732 00:36:23.400 --> 00:36:23.840 lie to him? 733 00:36:24.000 --> 00:36:27.960 That's so mean? Son, after everything I did. 734 00:36:27.880 --> 00:36:30.360 To you, I tell him, bad birthday to you. 735 00:36:30.800 --> 00:36:35.159 I tell him, after everything I've done to you. That's 736 00:36:35.239 --> 00:36:38.800 an awesome that's a great line. Yeah, you're gonna treat 737 00:36:38.840 --> 00:36:44.360 me this way. I done to you everything I've done. 738 00:36:46.880 --> 00:36:52.880 All right, what is this Kingston? It's me but best 739 00:36:52.880 --> 00:36:56.440 friends with your dad and king Daddy know we took 740 00:36:56.480 --> 00:36:59.599 care of a little business. They'd got along really well. 741 00:36:59.639 --> 00:37:03.800 Other than racismerry juice right now? Actually your dad's a 742 00:37:03.800 --> 00:37:07.199 millennium but you know he's a good good This is 743 00:37:07.360 --> 00:37:10.039 good once again, this is cranbery juice. Stop asking questions. 744 00:37:13.199 --> 00:37:18.760 So slap my wife and son cursed whatever curse technique, 745 00:37:19.000 --> 00:37:24.000 nutt in my hand and clap wrote in, says Hia Fellas, 746 00:37:24.400 --> 00:37:30.159 I'm that guy uh that started balding at fourteen, oh wow, 747 00:37:30.199 --> 00:37:35.920 fourteen years that is I mean, well, I mean I 748 00:37:36.039 --> 00:37:37.559 need to know more about you before I feel bad 749 00:37:37.719 --> 00:37:42.280 for you. That's crazy because like there are people who 750 00:37:42.440 --> 00:37:45.119 just would pull it off. Oh that's what I mean. 751 00:37:48.199 --> 00:37:50.880 If you shave your head, If you shave your head, 752 00:37:51.480 --> 00:37:54.119 well bald you started starting balding in fourteen, means you're 753 00:37:54.119 --> 00:37:57.079 probably bald by like twenty one. Probably he's what that 754 00:37:57.199 --> 00:38:00.440 kind of is what that really means. But there's no 755 00:38:00.480 --> 00:38:03.719 way because being bald at fourteen, he started being balding 756 00:38:03.760 --> 00:38:04.519 when you were like ten. 757 00:38:04.960 --> 00:38:07.440 Yeah, which is ridiculous starting at that age at that's 758 00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:10.280 the age when everyone's fucking hurting and trying to make 759 00:38:10.320 --> 00:38:11.559 other people hurt because they're hurting. 760 00:38:12.159 --> 00:38:15.519 So yeah, it sucks to be like balding at that Factly, 761 00:38:15.639 --> 00:38:16.400 this person was. 762 00:38:16.559 --> 00:38:19.239 Very hairy genetically and could have facial hair. 763 00:38:19.639 --> 00:38:23.760 Yeah, good beard. Yeah at sixty brother beard. Did I 764 00:38:23.800 --> 00:38:26.760 show you people with full beard's fifteen year old friend 765 00:38:26.960 --> 00:38:30.239 sixteen that people were saying, I'm sorry to tell you, 766 00:38:30.400 --> 00:38:34.239 but your friend was definitely an FBI informant because he's 767 00:38:34.360 --> 00:38:38.760 so he basically looked like a fucking Viking, And I 768 00:38:38.800 --> 00:38:40.119 guess I know him because he was short. 769 00:38:40.159 --> 00:38:43.760 He was like five foot, but he was full fucking hair. 770 00:38:43.960 --> 00:38:45.840 Kind of doesn't make any sense. 771 00:38:46.199 --> 00:38:51.039 I'll pull it up in a second. That's crazy. I 772 00:38:51.320 --> 00:38:53.199 don't know. I think I would cry if I was 773 00:38:53.280 --> 00:38:54.920 balding at that age. That's so young. 774 00:38:56.719 --> 00:38:58.639 Yeah, I guess it would have been inconsequential for me 775 00:38:58.760 --> 00:39:00.960 because I I've been in hats and hoodies for as 776 00:39:01.000 --> 00:39:03.840 long as I can remember, so like, uh, yeah, I. 777 00:39:03.840 --> 00:39:05.679 Would have went to wearing hoodies and hats. I wear 778 00:39:05.719 --> 00:39:07.039 hoodies a lot, but I don't wear hats. I would 779 00:39:07.039 --> 00:39:08.360 have been a hat person if I was balding when 780 00:39:08.360 --> 00:39:10.639 I was younger. I want to be a hat person 781 00:39:10.719 --> 00:39:11.760 right now. Just have too much hair. 782 00:39:12.519 --> 00:39:14.559 Yeah, that's the problem with because I'm growing out my 783 00:39:14.639 --> 00:39:17.320 hair and I'm already kind of dreading that. I'm like, damn, 784 00:39:17.320 --> 00:39:18.800 I'm not gonna be able to wear my hats after 785 00:39:18.880 --> 00:39:22.199 a certain point. And uh, it's the sacrifice you gotta make. 786 00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:27.800 Get braids and wear bandana bandana, Yeah, you have the 787 00:39:27.920 --> 00:39:30.800 braids bandana combation is powerful or the dredge with the 788 00:39:30.880 --> 00:39:32.800 rap with the rap. 789 00:39:33.639 --> 00:39:35.920 I'm I don't know what I'm gonna do. I might 790 00:39:36.000 --> 00:39:38.280 braid it just so I can like keep fucking uh, 791 00:39:38.880 --> 00:39:41.639 because I don't locking it up as a commitment that 792 00:39:41.880 --> 00:39:45.280 once you do that, trying to do tangle locks is 793 00:39:45.320 --> 00:39:47.599 fucking stupid to happen. 794 00:39:47.639 --> 00:39:48.360 I've seen it happen. 795 00:39:48.440 --> 00:39:51.559 My aunt got our nasty tangled and I was like, girl, 796 00:39:51.880 --> 00:39:54.320 why because all the waxia go out of it too, 797 00:39:54.360 --> 00:39:56.199 and you gotta deeply wash it and you gotta hope 798 00:39:56.239 --> 00:39:57.039 your hair is not dead. 799 00:39:57.360 --> 00:39:59.119 I was like, this is too much work. I think 800 00:39:59.159 --> 00:40:00.400 that's completely stupid. 801 00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:02.840 Like people like jay Z with his fucking his fucking 802 00:40:02.920 --> 00:40:07.079 cheetle puff locks. The ridiculous ones couldn't be me, bro. 803 00:40:08.079 --> 00:40:10.599 Jay Z just yeah, Jesus needs to keep his hair 804 00:40:10.639 --> 00:40:13.800 short forever, and he could. He would do well with 805 00:40:13.880 --> 00:40:15.079 a beard, but he can't grow one. 806 00:40:15.559 --> 00:40:16.000 He's like me. 807 00:40:16.719 --> 00:40:18.480 His hairline is receding too much for him to not 808 00:40:18.559 --> 00:40:20.800 have locks anymore. I think that's the problem. And then 809 00:40:20.880 --> 00:40:22.400 we had off the receipting, and then you get locks 810 00:40:22.440 --> 00:40:24.679 to try to divert the attention from your airline receding. 811 00:40:25.559 --> 00:40:26.360 Have you seen his. 812 00:40:26.519 --> 00:40:29.480 Little chin strap that he have you seen like what 813 00:40:29.599 --> 00:40:31.880 he can grow on his beard on his chin. 814 00:40:32.119 --> 00:40:33.480 I've seen his facial hair for plenty. 815 00:40:33.639 --> 00:40:37.360 It looks like you took a piece of like like 816 00:40:37.960 --> 00:40:40.159 you know, horse hair, and then put a little bit 817 00:40:40.199 --> 00:40:42.159 of spirit gumb on it and then that's it. 818 00:40:42.360 --> 00:40:43.960 It's it's actually kind of crazy. I was like, bro, 819 00:40:44.039 --> 00:40:47.320 aren't you like fifty? Like damn, I think he's like, 820 00:40:47.440 --> 00:40:50.400 I think he's anyway, this guy rode in. I know right, anyway, 821 00:40:50.440 --> 00:40:52.280 this guy rode in. He says, Hi, fellas, I'm that 822 00:40:52.360 --> 00:40:55.800 guy that started balding at fourteen. Oh shit. I just 823 00:40:55.920 --> 00:40:59.880 saw the Schmolugles episode of Smiling Friends and it made 824 00:40:59.880 --> 00:41:03.079 me feel scene. My question is, would you rather be 825 00:41:03.519 --> 00:41:05.960 all the way chrome dome ball? They're just sort of 826 00:41:06.079 --> 00:41:11.079 in between Trevor Phillips half ball. Personally, i'd shaved, well, no, 827 00:41:11.159 --> 00:41:15.320 I obviously looked full as like obviously the better full 828 00:41:15.400 --> 00:41:17.000 is the better because then you get like that's just 829 00:41:17.119 --> 00:41:20.400 interesting at that point, like being like having the the 830 00:41:20.599 --> 00:41:25.719 sides that's worse in my in my opinion, I think 831 00:41:25.800 --> 00:41:30.400 that is opinion. Yeah, Like I mean, because like, there's 832 00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:33.119 that guy who has alopecia. He's in Barry and he's 833 00:41:33.159 --> 00:41:35.159 in a couple of other things. Is his name he 834 00:41:35.199 --> 00:41:36.920 played no Ho Hank in Barry. I can't remember his 835 00:41:37.000 --> 00:41:39.280 fucking name. But he's in a bunch of stuff and 836 00:41:39.400 --> 00:41:42.880 he has an alopecia, Like straight up, No Ho Hank 837 00:41:43.639 --> 00:41:48.559 actor Anthony Kerrigan. So he's like this dude has like 838 00:41:48.679 --> 00:41:51.920 no hair, like at all, Like he's completely like and 839 00:41:52.039 --> 00:41:55.280 it's fucking awesome, Like he just looks interesting. He looks cool. 840 00:41:55.599 --> 00:41:57.559 Oh yeah, I know you're talking about he's a guy. 841 00:41:57.760 --> 00:41:59.199 Was he was a Justice League. 842 00:42:01.199 --> 00:42:07.079 Maybe he played Anthropomorpha and he played the morphine guy, 843 00:42:07.119 --> 00:42:08.000 the god I could change. 844 00:42:07.880 --> 00:42:09.960 The elements penis. Are you fucking talking? Are you talking 845 00:42:09.960 --> 00:42:13.280 about Superman? Superman? Okay, yeah, all right, I mean Superman? 846 00:42:13.440 --> 00:42:15.920 Uh yeah it was okay, yeah, no, yeah he was. 847 00:42:16.039 --> 00:42:17.960 That's right, you're you're you're right. He's under a bunch 848 00:42:17.960 --> 00:42:21.400 of makeup in that movie and CG and stuff. But yeah, 849 00:42:21.400 --> 00:42:23.599 he has no hair at all. He's in uh, he's 850 00:42:23.639 --> 00:42:25.480 in Barry and he's great. Like I just think, like 851 00:42:25.800 --> 00:42:29.880 that same person with the sides and no nothing on top, 852 00:42:30.320 --> 00:42:32.679 he would look so stupid. He look so much worse. Yeah, 853 00:42:32.800 --> 00:42:34.840 so yeah, I would rather lose all my hair that 854 00:42:34.920 --> 00:42:36.119 always looks interest Like. 855 00:42:36.199 --> 00:42:39.559 I don't understand why everybody that has like the only 856 00:42:39.599 --> 00:42:41.280 on the sides, like you know, they got the couldest 857 00:42:41.280 --> 00:42:45.239 sac or whatever, they don't just buzz it off at 858 00:42:45.239 --> 00:42:45.880 the very least. 859 00:42:46.079 --> 00:42:47.719 I think it'd be interesting if I did that, Like 860 00:42:47.800 --> 00:42:49.480 if I let my hair grow out and I shaved 861 00:42:49.519 --> 00:42:52.679 everything and only had the sides left. I've been Let me. 862 00:42:52.800 --> 00:42:54.079 Let me tell you something. I'm sick of hearing you 863 00:42:54.199 --> 00:42:56.320 talk about this. I'm sick of hearing you talk about this. 864 00:42:56.440 --> 00:42:57.320 I think it would look funny. 865 00:42:57.639 --> 00:42:59.199 I don't give a ship because you're not gonna do it. 866 00:42:59.320 --> 00:43:00.760 Oh no, but I think it would look funny. 867 00:43:00.760 --> 00:43:02.800 So don't, no, don't talk about it. Just don't. 868 00:43:03.960 --> 00:43:06.280 If you guys do something crazy with your hairs, why 869 00:43:06.320 --> 00:43:06.880 with your hairs. 870 00:43:06.920 --> 00:43:09.400 I've done it. It's been Chris. You you just with 871 00:43:09.440 --> 00:43:11.360 your hair. You watch your hair. I've never talked about 872 00:43:11.400 --> 00:43:12.320 how funny it would be if I do. 873 00:43:12.400 --> 00:43:14.480 I think it's still funny looking. I just wouldn't do 874 00:43:14.480 --> 00:43:15.840 it because I don't. I'm out of the courage. 875 00:43:16.920 --> 00:43:20.159 Courage. It's just so it's ridiculous. Do it, man, No, 876 00:43:20.960 --> 00:43:23.320 do for the What are the vine do for the vine? 877 00:43:23.320 --> 00:43:26.119 They're bringing vine back? Do it? I'm not doing vine? 878 00:43:26.719 --> 00:43:30.760 Are they actually doing that? Yeah, they're actually doing it. 879 00:43:30.840 --> 00:43:33.440 I think the person that that owns Twitter is trying 880 00:43:33.440 --> 00:43:35.920 to not the person person that owned Twitter. 881 00:43:36.360 --> 00:43:40.079 Oh, Jack Dorsey, I think his name is Vine. Let 882 00:43:40.119 --> 00:43:42.719 me look it up because I was just I didn't 883 00:43:42.960 --> 00:43:46.519 look that up at all. Oh November twelfth, twenty twenty five, 884 00:43:46.599 --> 00:43:49.960 So what the fuck is this? Like weeks ago? Jack 885 00:43:50.280 --> 00:43:55.719 Jack Dorsey funds Divine, a Vine reboot that includes Divine. 886 00:43:55.760 --> 00:43:59.679 That's that's clean, cute, Yeah, it's it's it's a little 887 00:43:59.679 --> 00:44:02.519 awkward because it's like the lowercase D, lowercase I and 888 00:44:02.599 --> 00:44:03.280 the capital V. 889 00:44:03.679 --> 00:44:08.639 Oh stupid. Okay, yeah, it's almost like a fighting Italian. 890 00:44:09.360 --> 00:44:14.719 I mean it's probably better, he says. Yeah. Funds Divine, 891 00:44:14.719 --> 00:44:17.400 a Vine reboot that includes Vine's video archive. I wonder 892 00:44:17.400 --> 00:44:19.400 if I'll be able to find my old stuff. No way, 893 00:44:19.440 --> 00:44:22.639 I'm important enough for them to find myself. But it 894 00:44:22.719 --> 00:44:24.119 would be cool to see that stuff, because I made 895 00:44:24.119 --> 00:44:25.239 a lot of stuff on Vine and then it just 896 00:44:25.360 --> 00:44:30.320 kind of died and some of it we got a 897 00:44:30.360 --> 00:44:32.639 lot of traction and then it just like exploded. It 898 00:44:32.800 --> 00:44:37.400 just killed itself. But oh well, but yeah, no, that 899 00:44:37.440 --> 00:44:40.760 would be clearly the it would be clearly the the 900 00:44:40.800 --> 00:44:43.000 full bow personally, if I shave my head and butter 901 00:44:43.119 --> 00:44:47.079 it because the second I don't even know what the 902 00:44:47.400 --> 00:44:49.880 what it is you're trying to say here guy, So okay, 903 00:44:49.960 --> 00:44:52.519 so this is the second half of this. My question 904 00:44:52.639 --> 00:44:54.559 is would you rather be all the way chrome doome ball? 905 00:44:54.599 --> 00:44:56.320 They're just sort of in between you like Trevor Phillips 906 00:44:56.360 --> 00:44:58.360 half bald, and then he goes on to say, personally, 907 00:44:59.719 --> 00:45:03.559 I shave my head and butter it because the second 908 00:45:04.320 --> 00:45:08.280 what morsels of hair I have left get long. I 909 00:45:08.480 --> 00:45:13.360 look like a crack addicted sex offender. You need damn 910 00:45:13.719 --> 00:45:19.559 both punctuation, my guy. We must have the punctuation. We 911 00:45:19.679 --> 00:45:21.440 must have it. But I do want to see what 912 00:45:21.559 --> 00:45:24.159 he looks like when he has transformed into a crack 913 00:45:24.239 --> 00:45:27.679 addict and sex offender. I would like to say that though. Yeah, 914 00:45:27.719 --> 00:45:29.679 well send us a don't do that, and then I'll 915 00:45:29.719 --> 00:45:33.280 be like, police, that's him. Police, get a. 916 00:45:36.400 --> 00:45:37.840 Just ruining someone's life. 917 00:45:38.039 --> 00:45:42.280 It's him. It's him, Officer, it's him. You know. It's crazy. 918 00:45:42.440 --> 00:45:45.920 Doc genetics could have made me ultra ball like my 919 00:45:46.079 --> 00:45:48.559 uncle on my uh my dad's side of the family. 920 00:45:48.760 --> 00:45:51.880 Alopecia runs through it and so I grew out of 921 00:45:51.960 --> 00:45:53.760 it like which my doctor told me is like, yeah, 922 00:45:53.960 --> 00:45:55.400 it's a chance that it will just go away. 923 00:45:55.760 --> 00:45:56.280 And it did. 924 00:45:57.159 --> 00:46:00.199 I think in my freshman year because they shud just 925 00:46:00.239 --> 00:46:01.960 have like a bald patch on the back of my 926 00:46:02.079 --> 00:46:06.039 head for uh, for most of my childhood, I remember, 927 00:46:06.519 --> 00:46:08.840 and so I just always keep my head hair buzzed. 928 00:46:09.559 --> 00:46:09.679 Uh. 929 00:46:09.760 --> 00:46:11.159 It was weird though, because every once in a while 930 00:46:11.159 --> 00:46:13.239 the hair is when they would start growing back, it 931 00:46:13.239 --> 00:46:16.000 would be all fucking peach fuzzy and stuff, like all 932 00:46:16.079 --> 00:46:18.480 kind of whitish, grayish and stuff. It looks fucking weird 933 00:46:19.039 --> 00:46:21.000 and then it's gone. So I'm like, oh, if I 934 00:46:21.079 --> 00:46:23.599 have kids, you know, roll the dice, my kid might 935 00:46:23.679 --> 00:46:26.199 be a bald bitch and then I'll just laugh at them. 936 00:46:27.280 --> 00:46:30.119 That's crazy. I've I've always just had a ton of hair. 937 00:46:30.159 --> 00:46:31.440 I don't know. I wish I was. 938 00:46:31.519 --> 00:46:33.760 I think it'd be funny if I was mangy looking, 939 00:46:33.880 --> 00:46:34.440 but it is. 940 00:46:34.519 --> 00:46:37.599 Unfortunately, you have to wax your forehead, you know. Yeah. 941 00:46:38.159 --> 00:46:44.360 Yeah that is crazy. It's like it's like here but 942 00:46:44.679 --> 00:46:48.639 here too. Yeah. Yeah, this is how big my forehead is. 943 00:46:49.079 --> 00:46:52.320 You should like fucking just grow out that piece of hair, 944 00:46:53.000 --> 00:46:55.280 you know, just just a love your eyebrows. Yeah, just 945 00:46:55.400 --> 00:46:57.920 let them have it there. I don't have nothing grows 946 00:46:57.960 --> 00:46:59.719 to look like a visor, like you're wearing a visor, 947 00:46:59.719 --> 00:47:04.280 you know, that's insane sonic the hedgehog feet Porner and 948 00:47:04.360 --> 00:47:06.880 he says, hey, will you walk into chocolate? The chocolate freaks? 949 00:47:07.119 --> 00:47:09.480 Have you have you ever heard? What is this? Have 950 00:47:09.599 --> 00:47:12.800 you guys ever had high expectations for a piece of 951 00:47:12.880 --> 00:47:16.440 candy before, but only to actually try and be heavily disappointed? 952 00:47:16.719 --> 00:47:19.599 For instance, I always saw tobylrones. Oh my god, I 953 00:47:19.639 --> 00:47:22.199 haven't thought about tobalones in forever. I always I always 954 00:47:22.199 --> 00:47:25.159 saw tobal lorones and stores growing up and always wondered 955 00:47:25.159 --> 00:47:27.320 what they tasted like, only for me to uh, as 956 00:47:27.320 --> 00:47:29.320 an adult, to finally have one and fucking hate it. 957 00:47:29.880 --> 00:47:31.719 Anything like that happened to you, guys, I'm sure there's something. 958 00:47:31.800 --> 00:47:33.280 I'm sure like what I can I feel like it's 959 00:47:33.320 --> 00:47:36.840 mostly me. I'm trying to think of just broadly, like foods. 960 00:47:38.920 --> 00:47:41.599 I remember when I first had fucking I remember when 961 00:47:41.599 --> 00:47:44.119 I first had lasagna. I was kind of disappointed. Oh 962 00:47:44.199 --> 00:47:47.360 really yeah, because it's like it's good, but it's like 963 00:47:47.880 --> 00:47:51.320 it's definitely underwhelming. I will agree it looks a lot 964 00:47:51.400 --> 00:47:54.440 more grandiose than it than it than it tastes. I like, 965 00:47:55.519 --> 00:47:56.760 I really like lasagna. 966 00:47:57.239 --> 00:47:59.679 It's just always it's always I don't know, what the 967 00:48:00.360 --> 00:48:03.920 what's the layer of like that whitish cheese creamy shit? 968 00:48:04.039 --> 00:48:04.440 What is that? 969 00:48:06.119 --> 00:48:09.239 I always feel like rikatta is underseason to me, Like 970 00:48:09.559 --> 00:48:11.679 when I have it, I'm like, it just doesn't I'm 971 00:48:11.719 --> 00:48:13.079 like it's missing something. 972 00:48:13.840 --> 00:48:15.480 And I got a lot of good I got a 973 00:48:15.519 --> 00:48:17.559 lot of good those The only food is like, the 974 00:48:17.639 --> 00:48:21.920 only food that really disappointed me was I think shrimp. 975 00:48:22.920 --> 00:48:25.119 Oh really. People are like, shrimp so good, and I 976 00:48:25.239 --> 00:48:26.960 was like, this is not that good man. 977 00:48:27.000 --> 00:48:28.239 I love I love shrimp. 978 00:48:28.519 --> 00:48:33.239 Bro fucking shrimp curry and some rice. Holy fuck, holy fuck? 979 00:48:33.559 --> 00:48:37.559 Why don't mind shrimp in other things? Holy man? Shrimp 980 00:48:37.639 --> 00:48:40.199 curry like, for some reason underwhelming too. Sushi was a 981 00:48:40.280 --> 00:48:42.039 hell underwhelming. It's crazy. 982 00:48:42.079 --> 00:48:45.039 People were like, this just so good. I've tried sushi. 983 00:48:45.760 --> 00:48:49.599 I've tried homemade sushi, like from Japanese niggas that made 984 00:48:49.639 --> 00:48:52.840 it at home season did well. I know they made 985 00:48:52.880 --> 00:48:54.480 it well. I just don't like it. 986 00:48:56.119 --> 00:48:58.199 It's so crazy, but god bless, I don't like. See, 987 00:48:58.360 --> 00:48:59.960 I'm not a big fan of sushi rolls because they 988 00:49:00.079 --> 00:49:00.920 got the fucking. 989 00:49:01.199 --> 00:49:03.639 I'd prefer the sushi rolls because I'm like, where's the 990 00:49:03.679 --> 00:49:06.000 flavor on the fucking sushi and I give you a 991 00:49:06.280 --> 00:49:08.360 bowl of dunk some bullshit. It's like when I look, 992 00:49:08.519 --> 00:49:11.760 I think we talk about going to Korean and Japanese 993 00:49:11.800 --> 00:49:12.559 barbecue places. 994 00:49:13.280 --> 00:49:17.039 That's how I feel where I like to marinade shit. 995 00:49:17.519 --> 00:49:19.800 I like to really deeply season my stuff, and then 996 00:49:19.840 --> 00:49:21.599 they just bring out this raw shit. Other than a 997 00:49:21.639 --> 00:49:23.239 lot of times they can go to the bugogi, it's 998 00:49:23.559 --> 00:49:27.639 it's marinated. It's fucking delicious. Then they bring out like, oh, 999 00:49:27.679 --> 00:49:30.599 here's the pork belly, completely unseasoned, cook it and then 1000 00:49:30.719 --> 00:49:33.400 drop throw a little something on top of it, and 1001 00:49:33.440 --> 00:49:35.800 I'm like, why am I supposed to love this? What 1002 00:49:35.880 --> 00:49:36.519 the hell is going on? 1003 00:49:37.679 --> 00:49:40.360 So it means like I'm only getting the bugogi because 1004 00:49:40.400 --> 00:49:42.239 it's fucking fire. It's amazing. 1005 00:49:42.679 --> 00:49:43.119 I get the. 1006 00:49:43.199 --> 00:49:46.679 Spicy chicken always that shit's also heavily marinated. I get 1007 00:49:46.760 --> 00:49:50.239 buggi and that's about it. I don't really like the penne. 1008 00:49:50.360 --> 00:49:53.480 If you get chicken, penney is actually uh pretty good. 1009 00:49:53.679 --> 00:49:55.760 I've I've had it at a few places. It's it 1010 00:49:55.840 --> 00:49:58.079 surprised me because I'm like, what the fuck's is green shit? 1011 00:50:00.159 --> 00:50:02.800 She hates that she doesn't like Asian food in general. Really, honestly, 1012 00:50:03.360 --> 00:50:04.719 that is so fucking crazy. 1013 00:50:05.000 --> 00:50:09.119 Unfortunately, I don't I don't understand that. So she wasn't 1014 00:50:09.159 --> 00:50:11.960 like Indian food, she wasn't like like the Asian. Wow, 1015 00:50:12.039 --> 00:50:14.239 she just doesn't like Asian. She's like Asian and food 1016 00:50:14.239 --> 00:50:16.280 in general. She doesn't like best the best cuisines. I 1017 00:50:16.440 --> 00:50:18.760 really think those are the best. What is her favorite thing? That? 1018 00:50:18.840 --> 00:50:21.920 What she she just only eats Italian food. It's her favorite. 1019 00:50:22.840 --> 00:50:25.440 It's not that different, especially if you're if you get 1020 00:50:25.519 --> 00:50:29.280 like the positive different well, like I guess certain the flavors, 1021 00:50:29.320 --> 00:50:32.079 but like say, okay, you again pasta getting noodles, what 1022 00:50:32.280 --> 00:50:32.960 what is the difference? 1023 00:50:32.960 --> 00:50:38.079 So so the spices, the taste is like these, like 1024 00:50:38.199 --> 00:50:39.760 you know, Asians like use a ton of garlic. 1025 00:50:40.639 --> 00:50:42.280 I think the thing Asian food. 1026 00:50:42.079 --> 00:50:44.440 And I love Italian. I just don't understand. I don't 1027 00:50:44.480 --> 00:50:47.320 understand different. Like Italian food is my favorite food, but 1028 00:50:47.480 --> 00:50:51.639 like I also love Asian and Mexican probably just barely 1029 00:50:51.719 --> 00:50:53.840 under you know what I mean? My favorite My favorite 1030 00:50:53.880 --> 00:50:57.599 food is Caribbean food. I think Caribbean food is way better. 1031 00:50:57.719 --> 00:51:00.599 But then I think, like I think Italian food is 1032 00:51:00.719 --> 00:51:03.280 pretty good, but I prefer Italian American dishes more than 1033 00:51:03.320 --> 00:51:04.159 Italian dishes. 1034 00:51:05.559 --> 00:51:10.719 I would I would probably agree wholeheartedly when Italian pizza 1035 00:51:10.760 --> 00:51:13.159 I get mad. Dude, what's that pasta where it's like, 1036 00:51:14.320 --> 00:51:17.519 can't be ravioli? Right, Like wouldn't what's the It's like 1037 00:51:17.599 --> 00:51:20.320 a square. It's like a square with like a fucking 1038 00:51:21.079 --> 00:51:25.039 pocket in it. Is it really? I guess for some 1039 00:51:25.119 --> 00:51:29.679 reason like that, like fucking well, it's it is a 1040 00:51:29.760 --> 00:51:34.320 ship ravioli. But I guess I had, like we went 1041 00:51:34.360 --> 00:51:40.039 to this. It doesn't make similarly, but it's not even beef. 1042 00:51:40.079 --> 00:51:43.559 It's sucking. It's it's I think it's I think it's brain. 1043 00:51:46.719 --> 00:51:49.360 But dude, I remember, like my parents would get because 1044 00:51:49.360 --> 00:51:51.880 they knew some Italian restaurant guy and he would like 1045 00:51:51.880 --> 00:51:54.519 they would they would hand make a bunch of the ravioli, 1046 00:51:55.000 --> 00:51:56.480 and like at the end of the day they would 1047 00:51:56.480 --> 00:51:59.639 be like, well, we don't, you know, we can't. We 1048 00:51:59.719 --> 00:52:01.639 gotta make it fresh every day, so like they would 1049 00:52:01.639 --> 00:52:02.880 just give it to people and then like my parents 1050 00:52:02.880 --> 00:52:05.840 would get like supplies and like homemade, like properly like 1051 00:52:06.400 --> 00:52:10.920 homemade ravioli, and it was fucking awesome. It's so good. 1052 00:52:11.199 --> 00:52:13.360 It's like they would feel like meat or like cheese. 1053 00:52:13.400 --> 00:52:14.679 The cheese one was my favorite because it was just 1054 00:52:14.800 --> 00:52:17.519 like such a so obnoxious. It was like one half 1055 00:52:17.559 --> 00:52:19.239 step up. It was like it was like a gourmet 1056 00:52:19.320 --> 00:52:21.440 way to have, like mazzarella sticks, you know what I mean, 1057 00:52:21.559 --> 00:52:24.639 which's like this is just cheese and starch, but it 1058 00:52:24.719 --> 00:52:28.639 tastes like gourmet shit. It's awesome. But like, I just 1059 00:52:28.679 --> 00:52:32.199 don't understand how like you could not like Asian food 1060 00:52:32.400 --> 00:52:33.119 or Indian food. 1061 00:52:33.599 --> 00:52:36.559 I think I think I really think Indian foods most 1062 00:52:37.159 --> 00:52:40.559 on a planet. I love Indian food, but it's biased 1063 00:52:40.559 --> 00:52:43.800 because Caribbean food takes a lot from Indian food. Sure, 1064 00:52:43.840 --> 00:52:46.119 so I think it's like particularly Afro Caribbean food. 1065 00:52:46.840 --> 00:52:48.320 It just can't I don't understand how you don't have 1066 00:52:48.400 --> 00:52:49.880 like you don't look at garlic non or like a 1067 00:52:50.000 --> 00:52:55.719 vegetable vegetables it like garlic non. That's so Italian. 1068 00:52:55.320 --> 00:52:59.599 Todd doesn't it seem more like psychological than it actually is? 1069 00:52:59.639 --> 00:53:02.960 A bad But what is that like that that actually 1070 00:53:03.039 --> 00:53:06.119 fus I'm very curious about that, Like what did they 1071 00:53:06.159 --> 00:53:06.440 do to you? 1072 00:53:06.599 --> 00:53:08.159 I talk to her all the time, and I'm like, 1073 00:53:08.320 --> 00:53:11.599 why don't you like this food is so delicious? I 1074 00:53:11.719 --> 00:53:14.639 think the thing is that I think for Mexicans. It's 1075 00:53:14.679 --> 00:53:17.639 the smell. The smell of Indian food is so not 1076 00:53:17.880 --> 00:53:21.000 like Mexican food, and I think that like throws them 1077 00:53:21.039 --> 00:53:21.400 off some. 1078 00:53:24.559 --> 00:53:25.000 Flavors. 1079 00:53:25.039 --> 00:53:27.599 Sometimes I understand some people, but I feel like you 1080 00:53:27.679 --> 00:53:30.079 can go to any culture and something is gonna throw 1081 00:53:30.119 --> 00:53:30.599 somebody off. 1082 00:53:30.679 --> 00:53:33.840 And maybe that's a bad introduction because if you, dude, 1083 00:53:33.840 --> 00:53:36.480 I think, I think about that thing. Do you ever 1084 00:53:36.679 --> 00:53:39.920 changing that? Sly? I don't know what. I still think 1085 00:53:39.920 --> 00:53:42.840 about this when when I ordered, I think I ordered 1086 00:53:42.880 --> 00:53:45.000 zanku or something. I ordered something that I've had a 1087 00:53:45.079 --> 00:53:47.039 million times, and then I got something that I've never 1088 00:53:47.119 --> 00:53:51.360 seen before like that. I'm the smell coming off of 1089 00:53:51.400 --> 00:53:52.960 that ship was punging to the point where I was like, 1090 00:53:52.960 --> 00:53:56.079 I don't even know what country to blame this on, 1091 00:53:56.280 --> 00:53:58.800 Like I don't even know where it came from. That 1092 00:53:59.000 --> 00:54:00.639 could have been any virus. That was what you got. 1093 00:54:00.719 --> 00:54:02.760 You got a fucking happy of the tea virus and 1094 00:54:02.800 --> 00:54:04.400 they go and they tried to make you eat it. 1095 00:54:04.480 --> 00:54:07.119 Wait, it was like somebody eat it, right, Joe ate it. 1096 00:54:07.440 --> 00:54:08.639 Joe ate a little bit of it, I think, but 1097 00:54:08.760 --> 00:54:10.599 like it was I think he tried it. I was 1098 00:54:10.679 --> 00:54:13.519 not trying to dude, it smelled so crazy. It smelled 1099 00:54:13.559 --> 00:54:15.079 like something that like you would give to like people 1100 00:54:15.079 --> 00:54:18.199 who like spent their whole whole lives. They're like fifty 1101 00:54:18.280 --> 00:54:20.639 five or like sixty, and they've they've been working in 1102 00:54:20.719 --> 00:54:23.800 the mines since they were like six, so like their 1103 00:54:24.000 --> 00:54:26.119 pallets are all fucked up and like caked with like 1104 00:54:26.480 --> 00:54:29.039 you know, soot, and they can't taste anything. They can't 1105 00:54:29.039 --> 00:54:31.039 smell nothing in all their senses, so they have to 1106 00:54:31.159 --> 00:54:36.960 like over fucking just overloaded with like smells and spices 1107 00:54:37.000 --> 00:54:40.559 and shit, just to just to feel something. That shit 1108 00:54:40.639 --> 00:54:43.440 made me cry when I opened it, Like I teared, 1109 00:54:43.639 --> 00:54:45.960 like my tears were streaming. I wish I knew what 1110 00:54:46.000 --> 00:54:47.480 it was. I would love it. I wish I knew 1111 00:54:47.480 --> 00:54:48.880 what it was. Still, I wish I take I wish 1112 00:54:48.880 --> 00:54:49.960 I took a picture of it. I don't know why 1113 00:54:49.960 --> 00:54:53.159 I didn't traumatized. I think it was just gross. I 1114 00:54:53.280 --> 00:54:56.679 was just furious because I was so hungry, and then 1115 00:54:56.800 --> 00:54:58.360 so I just like I ordered something else and I 1116 00:54:58.440 --> 00:55:01.760 was like, bro, I can't believe it. Whatever the fuck 1117 00:55:02.320 --> 00:55:05.599 whoever got my order must have been a lot happy, happier, 1118 00:55:06.119 --> 00:55:08.119 or they were really upset because they wanted that pungent. 1119 00:55:08.800 --> 00:55:16.960 I wanted my slug. I wanted my braised foot over 1120 00:55:17.239 --> 00:55:23.320 lett man. I really wanted to be braised. I really 1121 00:55:23.440 --> 00:55:26.320 wanted my slug. I'm so sad. Yeah, I don't know, 1122 00:55:26.440 --> 00:55:28.159 I can't. I can't really think of a candy like 1123 00:55:28.199 --> 00:55:31.920 I always defaulted to candies that, like I I had 1124 00:55:32.119 --> 00:55:34.760 I had had before or yeah, I don't know. It's 1125 00:55:34.880 --> 00:55:37.840 it's hard for candy fruitful. Oh you know what, maybe 1126 00:55:37.880 --> 00:55:40.559 like the sour punch straws, because I was big into 1127 00:55:40.599 --> 00:55:42.400 sour power straws, and I remember like they didn't have 1128 00:55:42.440 --> 00:55:44.239 them everywhere, but they would have sour punch everywhere every 1129 00:55:44.239 --> 00:55:46.239 once in a while, and those were just two like 1130 00:55:47.480 --> 00:55:50.400 they were too too sweet and not sour enough. I 1131 00:55:50.559 --> 00:55:52.320 like a good sour, like I'm gonna have sour candy, 1132 00:55:52.360 --> 00:55:54.760 like I wanted to hurt me a little bit, ye 1133 00:55:54.920 --> 00:55:57.199 a little bit, you know, I don't want it to 1134 00:55:57.239 --> 00:55:58.480 be like this like thing. It's like, oh, this might 1135 00:55:58.519 --> 00:56:00.239 as well not have been sour at all, Like of you, 1136 00:56:01.559 --> 00:56:04.280 what'd you do? Yeah? Like I always wish shower worms 1137 00:56:04.320 --> 00:56:06.079 were a little bit more sour, like they feel like 1138 00:56:06.119 --> 00:56:08.039 they could they could stand. They have a little bit 1139 00:56:08.039 --> 00:56:08.320 of pow. 1140 00:56:08.400 --> 00:56:11.239 Versions of it, like there's like an electric one. There's 1141 00:56:11.280 --> 00:56:13.559 that like the biggest brand something with the tea I 1142 00:56:13.599 --> 00:56:16.159 forgot what it's called trolley. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So they 1143 00:56:16.199 --> 00:56:18.719 have like an electric thing that you'd like. They have 1144 00:56:18.800 --> 00:56:23.199 a version of that where it's more sour, because I've 1145 00:56:23.239 --> 00:56:24.960 I thought about that too, where like, oh, you know, 1146 00:56:25.039 --> 00:56:28.639 I want a little more of a kick. But man, 1147 00:56:28.880 --> 00:56:31.199 I will say, there's some sour worms that taste like 1148 00:56:31.280 --> 00:56:33.599 a butt. And I was actually very like, like did 1149 00:56:33.679 --> 00:56:35.639 somebody rub this in their ass? And it was kind 1150 00:56:35.679 --> 00:56:38.719 of because like I'm a I'm a connoisseur of sour 1151 00:56:38.760 --> 00:56:40.960 gummy worms. I fucking love them, so I'll try different 1152 00:56:41.039 --> 00:56:43.840 brands and ass and ASS and I was like, oh, 1153 00:56:43.920 --> 00:56:46.239 this specifically is ASS that I can't believe. 1154 00:56:46.960 --> 00:56:49.360 I'll keep eating it because I also don't mind eating ass. 1155 00:56:49.840 --> 00:56:52.519 Yeah, I just don't want my sour gummy ones to 1156 00:56:52.559 --> 00:56:54.920 taste like ass. That's why I'm actually mad. But you 1157 00:56:54.920 --> 00:56:56.880 know what some thing is that like, uh, I think 1158 00:56:57.000 --> 00:57:01.199 blue Raspberry has a flavor is not real and it's 1159 00:57:01.360 --> 00:57:05.159 derived from reverse engineered ass. That makes sense. 1160 00:57:06.639 --> 00:57:10.119 Blue Raspberry, Uh what it called blow pops or what 1161 00:57:10.199 --> 00:57:11.320 are they you know, the ones that have the gum 1162 00:57:11.360 --> 00:57:11.760 in the middle. 1163 00:57:14.079 --> 00:57:16.079 Blue raspberry is real. They have to be real, right, 1164 00:57:16.559 --> 00:57:19.280 they're not. I think it's like pink lemonade, right, yeah, 1165 00:57:19.719 --> 00:57:20.519 blue raspberry. 1166 00:57:21.119 --> 00:57:24.039 Uh you get those blow pops, man, the the as 1167 00:57:24.920 --> 00:57:27.119 blue raspberry blowpops are fucking phenomenal to me. 1168 00:57:27.880 --> 00:57:29.559 I haven't had one of those in ages. 1169 00:57:31.440 --> 00:57:33.960 They are, right, Nope, of course not. 1170 00:57:34.440 --> 00:57:42.320 Yeah, yeah, nope raspberry. So it's not just blue raspberry. 1171 00:57:42.320 --> 00:57:45.280 It's other things too, but apparently like, yeah, artificial raspberry. 1172 00:57:45.400 --> 00:57:49.480 So artificial raspberry in general is made from beaver's anal 1173 00:57:49.599 --> 00:57:53.400 gland secretion. Ah, I'm gonna get so much more of 1174 00:57:53.440 --> 00:57:58.239 it now, Yeah, now that I know this beaver specifically. 1175 00:57:58.519 --> 00:58:02.760 It's based on awful real thing called the white bark raspberry. 1176 00:58:03.280 --> 00:58:07.199 The fuck up a deep purplish blue bright Oh, they're 1177 00:58:07.239 --> 00:58:08.559 deep purplish blue when they're. 1178 00:58:09.280 --> 00:58:10.920 He's talking about. He doesn't even know what he sorry, 1179 00:58:10.920 --> 00:58:12.920 he didn't even know what deep deep purplish blue means. 1180 00:58:13.400 --> 00:58:16.639 Deep purple fucking be stupid when you listen to music, 1181 00:58:16.719 --> 00:58:21.880 right now, what do you? What the fuck was that about? 1182 00:58:23.159 --> 00:58:24.000 I don't know whatever. 1183 00:58:24.599 --> 00:58:27.000 Yeah, and they're just effectively blackberries. 1184 00:58:27.239 --> 00:58:31.840 Fifty blow pops for fifteen dollars. That seems kind of expensive. 1185 00:58:31.960 --> 00:58:32.679 That's expensive. 1186 00:58:32.840 --> 00:58:37.360 That's pricey for one blow pop for whatever, one fifty 1187 00:58:38.840 --> 00:58:41.199 you get a blowpop and you get the owl too, Yeah, 1188 00:58:41.199 --> 00:58:43.079 you get if I got I mean, if if I 1189 00:58:43.119 --> 00:58:45.400 got the owl, then okay, I would absolutely buy that. 1190 00:58:45.760 --> 00:58:47.199 I'd love to have an owl. I want to. 1191 00:58:47.280 --> 00:58:49.320 They're kind of shitty birds though, but I like them 1192 00:58:49.599 --> 00:58:52.840 so they look so cool. Man, They're so slow, apparently 1193 00:58:52.920 --> 00:58:54.920 like the slowest flying birds. They're really slow. 1194 00:58:55.000 --> 00:58:57.880 I mean, I don't need them to fucking they're really 1195 00:58:57.960 --> 00:59:00.719 not fast. They needed to rob see through their heads. 1196 00:59:01.519 --> 00:59:03.920 That's so cool. I love that. I love that you could. 1197 00:59:03.960 --> 00:59:06.159 I love that you could like peer into their fucking 1198 00:59:06.199 --> 00:59:09.119 ears and see their eyes. That's so crazy, like what 1199 00:59:09.239 --> 00:59:10.519 a It's almost. 1200 00:59:10.320 --> 00:59:13.960 Like and they apparently pretty decent pets too, Like I 1201 00:59:14.000 --> 00:59:15.800 don't know, I wouldn't want to have one as a pet. 1202 00:59:17.320 --> 00:59:19.199 Being able to see an owl's eye from their ear 1203 00:59:19.320 --> 00:59:24.599 kind of feels like, you know how, like Derek, you know, 1204 00:59:24.760 --> 00:59:27.400 like you know how, like when you're editing a video, like, uh, 1205 00:59:28.559 --> 00:59:32.159 the timeline is kind of like a mess, but like 1206 00:59:32.440 --> 00:59:35.519 the the facade of like what you're trying to show 1207 00:59:35.639 --> 00:59:37.760 is like, oh, it's that's exactly how how I wanted 1208 00:59:37.800 --> 00:59:39.159 to look. But then you look at the timeline, it's 1209 00:59:39.159 --> 00:59:41.400 a complete Yeah it looks chaotic. Yeah, that's what it 1210 00:59:41.480 --> 00:59:43.840 seems like. With the owl, it's like, oh, it looks fine, 1211 00:59:44.079 --> 00:59:46.639 and then you get like close to it and you're like, oh, man, 1212 00:59:46.760 --> 00:59:49.599 like that's that's like not where that should be. Like, 1213 00:59:49.679 --> 00:59:52.400 it's crazy that I could see behind this. It's crazy 1214 00:59:52.400 --> 00:59:56.800 you could see behind the face of an animal like 1215 00:59:56.920 --> 01:00:00.960 naturally just by looking at it. Like, that's crazy. It's 1216 01:00:01.039 --> 01:00:03.840 not okay, it's not it's not okay, it's not at all. 1217 01:00:03.880 --> 01:00:06.760 They're also weirdly you ever see them run, I don't 1218 01:00:06.760 --> 01:00:10.719 think it's dude, it's hilarious, dud. It is the weird 1219 01:00:10.960 --> 01:00:13.599 let me see I can fun. They're the weirdest animals 1220 01:00:13.800 --> 01:00:16.000 probably ever. I like how it looks when their western 1221 01:00:16.360 --> 01:00:20.960 heads around wet owls. They look silly. They look really. 1222 01:00:22.760 --> 01:00:25.519 Because you realize how tiny they are, how much fur they. 1223 01:00:28.639 --> 01:00:31.960 Ew. Dude, I hate like it jaunts. It's so weird 1224 01:00:32.000 --> 01:00:34.719 to see a bird run because they usually like hop 1225 01:00:34.880 --> 01:00:37.159 you know, it depends on what kind of bird, right, 1226 01:00:37.360 --> 01:00:38.880 Like I put it. I put in the chat. It's 1227 01:00:38.920 --> 01:00:40.599 like a YouTube short. It's one of the first things 1228 01:00:40.639 --> 01:00:43.760 that comes to literally run kell. Yeah, dude, I love that. 1229 01:00:44.840 --> 01:00:48.519 Like they actually seems so fucking unnatch. I love that. 1230 01:00:50.000 --> 01:00:52.920 It's because they're like there's such a battle, like you know, 1231 01:00:53.039 --> 01:00:56.639 like there's certain the water birds like wattle and ship. 1232 01:00:59.800 --> 01:01:01.559 But I guess I've seen a turkey do that too, actually, 1233 01:01:01.599 --> 01:01:03.199 but I think it was more of like a playful thing, 1234 01:01:03.480 --> 01:01:06.440 which is weird. It makes me I'm like, man, why 1235 01:01:06.519 --> 01:01:08.119 we eat these things? These things are booking like they're 1236 01:01:08.159 --> 01:01:09.920 dancing and ship they're having fun. 1237 01:01:09.880 --> 01:01:14.760 Saying with duckies. Seeing little ducks follow people is so cute. 1238 01:01:15.039 --> 01:01:18.599 And then people kill them, like Cheney shows up and 1239 01:01:18.639 --> 01:01:23.119 then fucking shoots the duck somehow your face to Then I. 1240 01:01:23.079 --> 01:01:25.159 Saw a video of a he shoots a wide cols 1241 01:01:25.199 --> 01:01:32.400 like you get the indicator like in haities. I saw 1242 01:01:32.400 --> 01:01:33.920 a video of this girl on a golf course like 1243 01:01:33.960 --> 01:01:37.280 shooting a She's doing a drive or something. Yeah, she 1244 01:01:37.400 --> 01:01:40.000 hits she hits a golf ball and it hits a 1245 01:01:40.159 --> 01:01:42.639 duck in the neck. Oh my god. And it just 1246 01:01:42.719 --> 01:01:45.880 like it's it's like waddling around it like flops into 1247 01:01:45.920 --> 01:01:48.239 the water, and it's like, oh, that's you broke it 1248 01:01:48.599 --> 01:01:54.719 all for a game that she traumatized her so of 1249 01:01:55.079 --> 01:01:57.280 a game in an area, turned around and didn't even 1250 01:01:57.320 --> 01:01:58.719 look at it too, like I would be staring so 1251 01:01:58.800 --> 01:02:01.000 intently at it me like I gotta she turned out. 1252 01:02:01.440 --> 01:02:03.559 That made me mad, Like you just you just like 1253 01:02:03.599 --> 01:02:07.679 oh whatever. Yeah, that's that's a level of privilege that 1254 01:02:07.800 --> 01:02:09.400 sometimes I'm like, damn, what what does. 1255 01:02:09.360 --> 01:02:10.920 That feel like? Care about animals? 1256 01:02:11.079 --> 01:02:13.679 I feel like to not give a ship about anything 1257 01:02:13.719 --> 01:02:15.119 about except for what you're doing. 1258 01:02:15.239 --> 01:02:18.119 That that feels See, here's the thing about that. You 1259 01:02:18.280 --> 01:02:22.960 kill the duck, but it's an accident. Okay, you're you 1260 01:02:23.000 --> 01:02:23.719 gotta eat it, right. 1261 01:02:23.679 --> 01:02:26.719 You got you gotta eat it? Yeah, absolutely at that point. Absolutely, 1262 01:02:29.280 --> 01:02:31.320 But we're not the ones to tell talk about that though. 1263 01:02:31.800 --> 01:02:33.960 I mean, we got we got feather, we got feather 1264 01:02:34.000 --> 01:02:35.079 blood in us we're different. 1265 01:02:35.440 --> 01:02:38.199 But if I if I killed if I killed a 1266 01:02:38.519 --> 01:02:42.320 if I killed the duck, if I probably wouldn't even 1267 01:02:42.360 --> 01:02:43.719 wait to eat it. That's great. 1268 01:02:43.719 --> 01:02:48.480 You on the spot pounce on it like a what's 1269 01:02:48.519 --> 01:02:51.400 the James mcavee in Fucking Which one of those movies. 1270 01:02:52.000 --> 01:02:58.400 Yeah, if you took a picture of me eating that 1271 01:02:58.679 --> 01:03:01.239 eating that duck on that golf course. It would look 1272 01:03:01.280 --> 01:03:07.000 like sat I would look like Saturn. What like the 1273 01:03:07.039 --> 01:03:09.800 image of the image of Saturn? Is your us urnos? 1274 01:03:09.880 --> 01:03:12.280 Is it Uranus? Technically? Or is the Saturn? It's Saturn. 1275 01:03:12.320 --> 01:03:15.239 It's Saturday eating eating his kid, eating his kid, eating 1276 01:03:15.320 --> 01:03:18.360 his son. It's eating painting. 1277 01:03:18.559 --> 01:03:22.199 Actually, don't have that in my in my it's not 1278 01:03:22.320 --> 01:03:23.400 in my I can't picture it. 1279 01:03:24.280 --> 01:03:28.519 Yes, it's it's a famous painting. I probably know when 1280 01:03:28.559 --> 01:03:32.320 I see it. Yeah, it's Saturn devouring his son. Oh, 1281 01:03:34.960 --> 01:03:39.199 that's such an ugly picture that it's so eyes dude, 1282 01:03:42.320 --> 01:03:45.000 it is a crazy fucking image, like the idea that 1283 01:03:45.119 --> 01:03:49.199 someone painted this. It's really ugly. It really bothers me. Man. 1284 01:03:50.039 --> 01:03:54.239 He with Spanish people. Man, it's even. 1285 01:03:54.199 --> 01:03:57.199 Ugly by that time standard. It's like, that's a hideous 1286 01:03:57.280 --> 01:04:01.039 looking image. Francisco really good coloring, though, really good color. 1287 01:04:01.800 --> 01:04:07.320 What the fuck was Francisco Goya doing this? He saw this, 1288 01:04:08.159 --> 01:04:09.760 He was probably trying not to eat his son. 1289 01:04:09.800 --> 01:04:14.119 He's probably true. He was trying not to eat. He 1290 01:04:14.199 --> 01:04:18.039 was fighting the temptation. He has his mouth watering. Man, 1291 01:04:18.079 --> 01:04:19.719 I gotta I'm trying to not eat my son, so 1292 01:04:19.760 --> 01:04:22.639 I gotta paint out. I'm gonna get it out through painting. Yeah, 1293 01:04:23.159 --> 01:04:26.239 And I was probably looking at him like I just 1294 01:04:26.320 --> 01:04:28.039 like to think he saw this. I think I like 1295 01:04:28.079 --> 01:04:29.719 to think he saw this happen on like the subway 1296 01:04:29.840 --> 01:04:34.320 or something. The subway and what figure is interesting too though, 1297 01:04:34.800 --> 01:04:37.760 because like, look at the he's already torn apart. But 1298 01:04:37.920 --> 01:04:41.320 why why is the sun like look at the racial 1299 01:04:41.360 --> 01:04:44.400 of its body versus its buttocks? What the fuck's going 1300 01:04:44.440 --> 01:04:47.920 on there? He was thick. I clearly he had he 1301 01:04:48.000 --> 01:04:49.880 had a he had a fix on that is a 1302 01:04:50.480 --> 01:04:58.280 that is a choice to traw it like that. It's 1303 01:04:58.320 --> 01:05:00.840 so disgusting. Have you real? What is this? 1304 01:05:02.039 --> 01:05:04.079 Do you remember that guy going viral in that band 1305 01:05:04.159 --> 01:05:07.960 Pentagram where he has like the fucking the the fans 1306 01:05:08.039 --> 01:05:09.800 blowing on him as the old dude in his. 1307 01:05:09.880 --> 01:05:14.719 Eyes are That's basically the same thing. Dude. That guy 1308 01:05:14.760 --> 01:05:20.360 looks like something that Garylds would kill. It's crazy. They 1309 01:05:20.360 --> 01:05:23.320 should put him in the fucking the new Netflix one 1310 01:05:23.320 --> 01:05:26.199 because nobody watch so. It was so bad. It was 1311 01:05:26.360 --> 01:05:30.119 so bad, but it had one really good moment. Did 1312 01:05:30.199 --> 01:05:33.079 they is? Are they closing it? It was that just 1313 01:05:33.159 --> 01:05:35.440 like we're gonna end it here, there's one last season 1314 01:05:35.960 --> 01:05:38.960 for some reason that that's that's unfortunate, I guess because 1315 01:05:39.360 --> 01:05:42.840 you know I, I unfortunately have not seen anyone that 1316 01:05:43.000 --> 01:05:45.199 was even even before it dropped, I hadn't seen anone else, 1317 01:05:45.199 --> 01:05:47.119 like I can't wait to see this. I was like, 1318 01:05:47.599 --> 01:05:50.159 that feels that sucks. Wait a minute, Wait a minute. 1319 01:05:50.199 --> 01:05:53.880 It's Francisco Goya, like the like the beams, the beams. 1320 01:05:56.519 --> 01:06:02.920 I mean, that's crazy. He's the official person. Maybe that's why, 1321 01:06:03.039 --> 01:06:05.360 Maybe that's why he was eating like so his son 1322 01:06:05.519 --> 01:06:07.760 fell in all the spices. He felt like his son 1323 01:06:07.880 --> 01:06:10.880 fell in a vatam a dobo and Saturn just like 1324 01:06:10.920 --> 01:06:15.039 couldn't help himself. And Goya was like there was an 1325 01:06:15.119 --> 01:06:18.079 advertisement for the for the season egg. He was like 1326 01:06:18.440 --> 01:06:21.159 at the bottom, like the caption has been lost the time, 1327 01:06:21.239 --> 01:06:25.760 but underneath Saturn eating his son and said, Goya, seasoning 1328 01:06:25.960 --> 01:06:31.159 so good, you would eat your son if he fell 1329 01:06:31.239 --> 01:06:35.440 into if he was seasoned, as has the gap to 1330 01:06:36.039 --> 01:06:41.639 if he was somebody somebody in the audience, Please make 1331 01:06:41.719 --> 01:06:43.880 that somebody. Uh, I want I want to see that 1332 01:06:44.280 --> 01:06:47.559 propaganda poster that's good or that or advertisement. Excuse me, 1333 01:06:49.199 --> 01:06:51.440 young co. All right, let's give one to the different question, 1334 01:06:51.519 --> 01:06:53.519 young Colin forcing his hands into the vaginat of a 1335 01:06:53.599 --> 01:06:56.920 random woman and ripping her in half. What's up? He's 1336 01:06:57.280 --> 01:07:01.239 what's Ron says what's up? Chris Caseon and Derek. I 1337 01:07:01.480 --> 01:07:06.199 know y'all like hearing from listeners with serious jobs, And 1338 01:07:06.360 --> 01:07:09.599 I've previously told y'all I work in ther to the 1339 01:07:09.679 --> 01:07:12.719 operating room. For those of you who don't know, I 1340 01:07:12.920 --> 01:07:16.960 do what's called sterile processing. And while I typically don't 1341 01:07:17.000 --> 01:07:19.360 interact with patients, I sure do have a story for you. 1342 01:07:19.920 --> 01:07:22.599 Once I went up to the OAR with the weekend 1343 01:07:22.719 --> 01:07:25.800 supervisor and saw the entire weekend crew huddle behind the 1344 01:07:25.840 --> 01:07:28.639 or desk. We asked what's up and were pushed behind 1345 01:07:28.679 --> 01:07:30.960 the desk and told to look under the computer. This 1346 01:07:31.119 --> 01:07:34.960 patient had three baby care what This patient had three 1347 01:07:35.119 --> 01:07:41.159 baby carrots floating in his bladder, as as he had 1348 01:07:41.440 --> 01:07:45.719 sounded himself with them so hard he got them in there. 1349 01:07:46.519 --> 01:07:51.239 I later got Jesus Christ. I later got this case 1350 01:07:51.320 --> 01:07:56.000 in decontamn and had to, oh, decontamn. Yeah, I was 1351 01:07:56.039 --> 01:07:59.639 like with the okay, decontamination and had to clean baby 1352 01:07:59.719 --> 01:08:03.880 carro flakes off of a urology, sisto set. I don't 1353 01:08:03.880 --> 01:08:05.199 know what a lot of those words mean. I gotta 1354 01:08:05.199 --> 01:08:09.079 be honest, sweet dreams, cunts. That is fucking crazy. Sounding 1355 01:08:09.119 --> 01:08:11.519 yourself with a baby carrot? Is the yuka? 1356 01:08:11.599 --> 01:08:15.199 Remember that Chris No, what with the yukup his ass 1357 01:08:15.840 --> 01:08:16.840 in fucking Costa Rica? 1358 01:08:17.039 --> 01:08:18.479 Someone put an up their ass? 1359 01:08:19.479 --> 01:08:22.880 Yeah, put a cup the ass that is. I mean 1360 01:08:22.960 --> 01:08:25.039 that whole looked like bubblegum. Afterwards. 1361 01:08:25.439 --> 01:08:28.720 It was crazy. Dude, Well look that's crazy. But I 1362 01:08:28.800 --> 01:08:30.439 feel like, I feel like getting. 1363 01:08:31.800 --> 01:08:33.840 The video of it is really interesting because it's they 1364 01:08:33.960 --> 01:08:35.239 have to get it out right, so I have to 1365 01:08:35.319 --> 01:08:36.439 try to get it out, and the guy has to 1366 01:08:36.479 --> 01:08:38.600 push it out using push it out. 1367 01:08:38.800 --> 01:08:45.479 It's so the doctor goes ideals meal as it comes out. 1368 01:08:46.600 --> 01:08:49.600 I'm gonna say, I'm I'm gonna go I'm gonna go 1369 01:08:49.640 --> 01:08:51.640 ahead and say I'm gonna go ahead and go out 1370 01:08:51.640 --> 01:08:53.479 and live here and say the carrots are crazier to me. 1371 01:08:54.359 --> 01:08:58.399 I just like I think sounding is crazier's food. 1372 01:08:58.920 --> 01:08:59.840 Inserting themselves. 1373 01:09:00.319 --> 01:09:03.000 They freeze their food and then they inserted themselves. 1374 01:09:03.600 --> 01:09:06.600 But it's like, what like that, I understand in an 1375 01:09:06.800 --> 01:09:10.880 archaic society, that's all you had, you know, like there's 1376 01:09:10.920 --> 01:09:15.039 there's there was no actual sex toys. There are sex 1377 01:09:15.159 --> 01:09:17.720 toys now there is literally people have no more. 1378 01:09:17.880 --> 01:09:20.479 You no longer consist of a primal urge. That's why 1379 01:09:21.119 --> 01:09:24.720 you want to modernize so bad. You You're so quick 1380 01:09:25.159 --> 01:09:29.000 to abandon tradition. Carrots is so crazy, dude, You're so 1381 01:09:29.239 --> 01:09:35.880 quick to abandon who you were. Was I ever yea 1382 01:09:36.239 --> 01:09:40.800 the urge to put it like I'm a yeah, I'm 1383 01:09:40.800 --> 01:09:44.680 a pop up in his grave? May grabs up. You 1384 01:09:44.880 --> 01:09:53.159 speak with dad, you get three questions exactly and then yeah, hey, 1385 01:09:53.239 --> 01:09:58.479 you ever put food in your peahle nigga? Of course? Yes, yes? 1386 01:09:59.159 --> 01:10:02.199 Is that why you're bother me? Dude? This is freaky. 1387 01:10:02.319 --> 01:10:07.680 I'm dead talking to me the middle putting fucking a 1388 01:10:07.840 --> 01:10:10.279 candle opened my pee hole with satan. I want to 1389 01:10:10.319 --> 01:10:11.720 get back to that shop. The thing is, it's like 1390 01:10:11.920 --> 01:10:14.520 sounding can't feel good, Like there's no way that feels good. 1391 01:10:14.640 --> 01:10:16.760 Like that's what's so confusing. I think it feels good. 1392 01:10:16.800 --> 01:10:19.520 I just think that it feel good, that we just 1393 01:10:19.600 --> 01:10:26.960 don't feel like it hurts. Yeah, maybe I guess I 1394 01:10:27.000 --> 01:10:29.399 guess it must be right. I guess that's really is 1395 01:10:29.479 --> 01:10:32.760 the only option I'm gonna read this question just because 1396 01:10:32.760 --> 01:10:35.039 I think it's uh, you know, somebody, somebody paid to 1397 01:10:35.119 --> 01:10:37.159 ride it. A Gears ex warrior wrote, and he says, 1398 01:10:37.199 --> 01:10:42.720 when will it end? What exactly your pain? Because never 1399 01:10:44.720 --> 01:10:46.039 you got a long ride? Brother? 1400 01:10:46.720 --> 01:10:48.600 I mean no, I'm kidding. You'll get there. 1401 01:10:48.920 --> 01:10:52.319 You'll be fine. John ron Tofer wrote in he says, 1402 01:10:52.479 --> 01:10:55.479 is Eldritch harror more scary or less scary to blind people? 1403 01:10:57.439 --> 01:11:01.039 It's kind of a good question, actually, pably probably probably more, yeah. 1404 01:11:00.880 --> 01:11:04.560 Because they would have to imagine it. Because I will say, 1405 01:11:04.640 --> 01:11:06.920 like the second I saw an image of I was like, ah, 1406 01:11:08.760 --> 01:11:12.199 you know what I mean, Like, yeah, it's like adable. 1407 01:11:13.159 --> 01:11:20.960 You're adorable him the mirror that was me and Anthony soprano. 1408 01:11:21.760 --> 01:11:24.159 You're gonna beat my son takes to be so cool, 1409 01:11:24.840 --> 01:11:30.760 Like what kinda kinda make my head hurt? When I 1410 01:11:30.800 --> 01:11:32.520 look at him, I understand. 1411 01:11:32.560 --> 01:11:34.000 He I don't understand when I look at him, I 1412 01:11:34.039 --> 01:11:38.600 want to beat my wife even more. But when I 1413 01:11:38.680 --> 01:11:41.880 beat my wife, now, I don't get it, get it 1414 01:11:41.920 --> 01:11:44.079 a little when hit aj really hard. When I look 1415 01:11:44.079 --> 01:11:46.720 at I don't understand I really hate my son. 1416 01:11:46.760 --> 01:11:49.159 I don't hate my son a lot. I can't stand 1417 01:11:49.199 --> 01:11:52.039 little motherfuckert fucking bitch to kill him. A little bitch 1418 01:11:52.560 --> 01:11:54.239 at some of mine, I ever kill themselves, you know 1419 01:11:54.239 --> 01:11:54.560 what I mean? 1420 01:11:54.840 --> 01:11:56.439 Lost some of mine is gonna kill himself without me 1421 01:11:56.560 --> 01:11:57.119 killing him first. 1422 01:11:57.199 --> 01:12:00.760 Yeah, that's why he was really pissed off. You mother buggy. 1423 01:12:00.960 --> 01:12:03.640 He almost robbed me killing you. That's a little dumb, 1424 01:12:03.640 --> 01:12:05.960 little dumb little bitch, your daughter. This is this is 1425 01:12:06.079 --> 01:12:08.960 there's a black person his sister a million. It's kind 1426 01:12:09.000 --> 01:12:11.920 of fucked up. I'm gonna kill it too. I'll kill 1427 01:12:11.920 --> 01:12:15.279 you buddy like myself. Can we reboot? 1428 01:12:15.319 --> 01:12:19.359 We're gonna ask when ike a reboot the sopranosse He's 1429 01:12:19.359 --> 01:12:19.960 just gonna. 1430 01:12:20.000 --> 01:12:23.840 We're gonna. We're gonna also use speak with dead and 1431 01:12:24.079 --> 01:12:30.680 bread resurrect. Freaking what nig He comes up, He's like, 1432 01:12:30.840 --> 01:12:35.399 what it was a character? I'm not really, I'm sorry 1433 01:12:35.479 --> 01:12:40.399 you are. You're fucked Also, I was dead. I saw 1434 01:12:40.520 --> 01:12:42.760 him as a military personnel and like something else, and 1435 01:12:42.800 --> 01:12:45.760 I'm like, it just looks like Anthony Fantana, I mean Fantana. 1436 01:12:45.800 --> 01:12:54.399 That's crazy. It looks like Tony Soprano cosplaying. Is it Fantano? 1437 01:12:54.479 --> 01:12:56.960 A huge guy? Isn't he mad? Big. He's pretty big. 1438 01:12:57.119 --> 01:13:04.479 He's like shick something pretty thick. Oh, here's we're gonna 1439 01:13:04.479 --> 01:13:06.640 get them gay little beatle, gay little beetleborgs rode and 1440 01:13:06.680 --> 01:13:10.520 says hey fat black and Puerto Rican. Uh. I went 1441 01:13:10.840 --> 01:13:14.600 to the club for the first time recently and slowly 1442 01:13:14.720 --> 01:13:17.119 realized that most of my friends are on the spectrum. 1443 01:13:17.600 --> 01:13:19.840 I tried to talk to strangers and bombed hilariously. I 1444 01:13:19.920 --> 01:13:21.920 was drunk, but learned that asking someone if they've heard 1445 01:13:21.960 --> 01:13:27.720 of greg tech parentheses extremely complex, satisfactory slash. Oh my god, 1446 01:13:28.840 --> 01:13:34.039 So it's a fucking it's a mod for Minecraft. Is 1447 01:13:34.119 --> 01:13:37.720 it exactly conducive or isn't exactly conducive to making friends 1448 01:13:37.880 --> 01:13:41.600 or finding a hookup? Yeah? You're gonna wanna Yeah, man, 1449 01:13:42.840 --> 01:13:46.600 I'm curious how old you are cause club for the 1450 01:13:46.640 --> 01:13:50.640 first time. That seems like for for somebody who I 1451 01:13:50.680 --> 01:13:54.119 would consider themselves a nerd, right, who's like, who's talking 1452 01:13:54.159 --> 01:13:59.840 about Minecraft mods in public with strangers? I would guess 1453 01:14:00.560 --> 01:14:09.640 you're maybe around twenty four twenty five. That's I mean, look, 1454 01:14:10.359 --> 01:14:13.199 nobody's at the club to talk about Minecraft really, like, 1455 01:14:13.319 --> 01:14:17.159 no one's even people who are don't want to do that. Yeah, 1456 01:14:17.159 --> 01:14:19.800 because you can't you can't hear You can't hear anybody 1457 01:14:19.800 --> 01:14:22.600 in the club anyway. I'm curious what he means by 1458 01:14:22.640 --> 01:14:25.119 club because you might like this might be like a misnomer, 1459 01:14:26.560 --> 01:14:29.279 like like a proper club. Are you do you have 1460 01:14:29.439 --> 01:14:32.399 conversations at clubs? Yeah, you're trying to get puh. I 1461 01:14:32.439 --> 01:14:34.039 feel like I've never had a conversation at a club 1462 01:14:34.079 --> 01:14:36.199 because I can't hear any very hard. Yeah, because you're 1463 01:14:36.600 --> 01:14:39.520 trying to get push. What do you mean you go there? 1464 01:14:39.560 --> 01:14:41.479 You trying to talk to girls like you have conversations 1465 01:14:41.520 --> 01:14:45.560 that happens. I can't, but you're more like screaming vague things, 1466 01:14:47.079 --> 01:14:48.479 you know where It's just like, oh, I can't hear 1467 01:14:48.479 --> 01:14:50.239 you over the music. So I'm gonna saying I'm gonna 1468 01:14:50.239 --> 01:14:54.760 say something general. It's like, hey, you like the music? Yeah, 1469 01:14:55.159 --> 01:14:57.520 that's usually what it is. How are you doing tonight? Hey? 1470 01:14:58.199 --> 01:15:01.600 I'm okay. Does anybody know you're has anyone movie you yet? 1471 01:15:02.199 --> 01:15:04.560 Are you? Are you really funny? I have? I have? 1472 01:15:04.840 --> 01:15:08.079 You've had a lot of kaylude. I went to ay, no, 1473 01:15:08.159 --> 01:15:10.520 you're here right now? Does anybody have your location? That's 1474 01:15:10.560 --> 01:15:14.840 so crazy? No? I went to a party A couple 1475 01:15:14.840 --> 01:15:17.840 of years ago. I think it was. I think it 1476 01:15:17.920 --> 01:15:20.800 might have been Alana's birthday. But it was at like 1477 01:15:20.840 --> 01:15:23.239 a bar, and it was so loud, and it was 1478 01:15:23.279 --> 01:15:25.279 like a lot of people there, and like, uh, Eddie, 1479 01:15:25.319 --> 01:15:27.920 I was trying. I was having a conversation with uh. 1480 01:15:28.000 --> 01:15:31.600 I think Eddie Burback and I think Nikki Jaki. And 1481 01:15:31.720 --> 01:15:34.399 they are tall, okay, like they're much well they're taller 1482 01:15:34.439 --> 01:15:37.439 than I am, right sure, And like it was so 1483 01:15:37.600 --> 01:15:39.920 loud in there that they were talking to me and 1484 01:15:40.079 --> 01:15:42.880 I only kind of unders like I couldn't hear them 1485 01:15:42.920 --> 01:15:45.399 because they weren't like they were literally speaking over me, 1486 01:15:46.359 --> 01:15:48.199 and like I have to look up, like my ears 1487 01:15:48.199 --> 01:15:50.560 are tilted towards the speakers. It was a whole fucking situation. 1488 01:15:50.920 --> 01:15:53.560 So like I remember kind of just nodding along and 1489 01:15:53.840 --> 01:15:57.680 saying just things that I thought made sense to the 1490 01:15:57.800 --> 01:16:01.000 general vibe of what they were talking about, like using 1491 01:16:01.079 --> 01:16:03.640 like vague context clues and like, oh, I think that 1492 01:16:03.760 --> 01:16:07.079 syllable means that, oh that inflection. I think they were 1493 01:16:07.159 --> 01:16:08.600 kind of like Chris is gay, right, and you were 1494 01:16:08.640 --> 01:16:13.520 like yeah, kay, yeah, yeah I'm gay. I was like 1495 01:16:14.479 --> 01:16:21.119 yeah gay. Yeah. It was so stray, guys, what was 1496 01:16:21.159 --> 01:16:23.600 he doing. That's all they're saying. This guy's so good. 1497 01:16:23.640 --> 01:16:25.840 I would I would start saying slurs and then I 1498 01:16:25.920 --> 01:16:30.960 know the music would cut eventually. But it was just 1499 01:16:31.039 --> 01:16:32.880 very funny because I just remember being like, oh man, 1500 01:16:33.039 --> 01:16:37.000 like I'm I'm going I'm moving through this conversation purely 1501 01:16:37.079 --> 01:16:39.960 on instinct because I just don't know what the fuck 1502 01:16:39.960 --> 01:16:43.199 we're talking about. I earnestly do. 1503 01:16:43.600 --> 01:16:45.600 I wish I knew how to leave a con Like 1504 01:16:45.680 --> 01:16:48.880 when conversations happened and I feel uncomfortable, I get scared 1505 01:16:48.960 --> 01:16:50.560 and I stay even though I don't want to be 1506 01:16:50.680 --> 01:16:51.199 there anymore. 1507 01:16:51.840 --> 01:16:54.199 I just really fun I did that for a while. 1508 01:16:54.319 --> 01:16:57.560 I'll leave like five seconds after like I'm not being addressed. 1509 01:16:57.800 --> 01:17:00.319 I just turn around one to eight and then I leave. Great. 1510 01:17:00.840 --> 01:17:02.279 I do like to talk to people, like I do 1511 01:17:02.439 --> 01:17:04.239 like having conversations at parties and stuff. But it's just 1512 01:17:04.359 --> 01:17:07.399 like there is a point where I'm like, Okay, I 1513 01:17:07.399 --> 01:17:09.239 don't I don't mind just go. I'm just I don't 1514 01:17:09.239 --> 01:17:11.119 mind just walking away and be like I'm gonna go 1515 01:17:11.399 --> 01:17:13.720 somewhere else, because it's the point of a party. Really, 1516 01:17:13.800 --> 01:17:15.439 like if if like I'm not gonna just talk to 1517 01:17:15.439 --> 01:17:16.720 the same person the whole time of people. 1518 01:17:16.720 --> 01:17:18.159 I think it's funny talking to me, talking to you, 1519 01:17:18.359 --> 01:17:20.039 just walking away, like somebody's like, hey, what's going on? 1520 01:17:20.159 --> 01:17:22.039 Man, he's I would walk away in mid sentence, and 1521 01:17:22.359 --> 01:17:24.439 I would usually I think you should, that'd be interesting, Definitely. 1522 01:17:24.600 --> 01:17:26.920 It's usually I would find like some like I'm gonna 1523 01:17:26.920 --> 01:17:28.960 go get food, or like I'm gonna go grab this, 1524 01:17:29.079 --> 01:17:30.600 or I'm gonna go grab that. There's always like there's 1525 01:17:30.600 --> 01:17:32.119 always a way to peel away from a conversation. 1526 01:17:32.239 --> 01:17:34.079 I'm really bad at it, man, I'm really bad at conversation. 1527 01:17:34.199 --> 01:17:37.720 I get really nervous. I start stuttering, I start sweating, 1528 01:17:38.840 --> 01:17:41.159 You start peeing your pants, you start I start pissing 1529 01:17:41.279 --> 01:17:43.800 their pants, you start pissing their pan, you start shitting 1530 01:17:43.800 --> 01:17:45.439 your dipy, you start crying. 1531 01:17:45.880 --> 01:17:48.039 My dipie gets really big and blows up the back 1532 01:17:48.079 --> 01:17:52.880 of me like a fucking volcano like in SpongeBob, and 1533 01:17:52.920 --> 01:17:53.840 the music starts playing too. 1534 01:17:54.159 --> 01:17:57.000 But I don't remember that. I don't remember that. I 1535 01:17:57.000 --> 01:17:59.880 don't remember that scene. Oh really, there's that a scene 1536 01:17:59.880 --> 01:18:03.159 in uh he Knows the Volcano and Smashball crack us 1537 01:18:03.199 --> 01:18:08.560 Tall when he's been the the super Yeah, Okay. 1538 01:18:09.399 --> 01:18:10.439 This but that imagine that. 1539 01:18:10.520 --> 01:18:15.319 But ship out. Okay, I got out perfect. 1540 01:18:15.960 --> 01:18:17.399 Thanks. I'm glad you guys are. 1541 01:18:19.600 --> 01:18:28.760 Yeah, dude, I mean he you started it? Did I did? 1542 01:18:28.800 --> 01:18:32.039 I really? Did you see that AI thing of the 1543 01:18:32.680 --> 01:18:36.760 the cop fucking putting kool aid in the lake and 1544 01:18:36.840 --> 01:18:38.720 then a bunch of niggas just show up and it's 1545 01:18:38.760 --> 01:18:40.279 like I knew this would work, and then it cuts 1546 01:18:40.359 --> 01:18:43.760 right before he shoots one of them. He's seeing that 1547 01:18:44.359 --> 01:18:47.640 I have not seen it. It even made Jordan be like, 1548 01:18:47.720 --> 01:18:50.600 that's crazy, because Jordan never reacts to anything really because 1549 01:18:50.680 --> 01:18:53.279 you've seen it all. And he's like, he was like, 1550 01:18:53.640 --> 01:18:59.119 that's crazy. Jordan's always sending fucking Jordan's. 1551 01:18:59.000 --> 01:19:01.359 Jordan is the only person that can one up me 1552 01:19:01.439 --> 01:19:04.560 in wild Ship sure, like he is the only person 1553 01:19:04.640 --> 01:19:06.720 that can want me. Well, there's other people like Lyle 1554 01:19:06.800 --> 01:19:11.560 can one want up me always? Jordan can. 1555 01:19:11.760 --> 01:19:14.840 I haven't gotten that from him. He's probably Monica can. 1556 01:19:15.239 --> 01:19:18.479 Monica can. And Zach, Zach has sent me stuff that 1557 01:19:18.560 --> 01:19:24.079 I've been like, Zach, what's this page? What is the page? Wrong? 1558 01:19:24.199 --> 01:19:29.079 To find it? It's just nudes. It's just like it's 1559 01:19:29.199 --> 01:19:31.319 just it's just like it was this this is a picture. 1560 01:19:31.359 --> 01:19:33.880 This is this is a picture by balls, balls. 1561 01:19:33.920 --> 01:19:36.319 This picture of someone with my balls exactly. He's literally 1562 01:19:36.359 --> 01:19:36.800 my picture. 1563 01:19:38.079 --> 01:19:40.720 These are These aren't exactly by These aren't exactly by balls, 1564 01:19:40.720 --> 01:19:43.159 but like they're pretty close. They're dea be identical. So 1565 01:19:43.199 --> 01:19:44.479 if you can see if you see a picture of 1566 01:19:44.520 --> 01:19:46.880 this guy's balls, just so they're basically BLI so you 1567 01:19:47.000 --> 01:19:50.199 see balls. I actually I like the I like the 1568 01:19:50.560 --> 01:19:55.079 the idea of trying to describe your dick and balls 1569 01:19:55.119 --> 01:20:01.199 as someone by finding this is. This is not exactly, 1570 01:20:01.199 --> 01:20:02.640 This is not exactly, but it's like it's a it's 1571 01:20:02.640 --> 01:20:04.920 a damnier like ninety eight percent accuracy. It's like a 1572 01:20:05.000 --> 01:20:08.119 pretty close approximation. Imagine imagine imagine this but like that, 1573 01:20:08.239 --> 01:20:09.560 but the head is a little bit more ovular. It's 1574 01:20:09.600 --> 01:20:11.960 a little bit we're like an oval. So like imagine 1575 01:20:12.000 --> 01:20:13.880 like take this, but make the head oval. It's that's 1576 01:20:13.920 --> 01:20:14.640 exactly my pp. 1577 01:20:15.279 --> 01:20:18.600 It's so crazy because it's like you google. 1578 01:20:18.399 --> 01:20:21.720 My ball, google my bow, my balls first, and then 1579 01:20:21.720 --> 01:20:23.640 you go for how would you even fucking like, how 1580 01:20:23.680 --> 01:20:25.279 would you feel if you googled? How do you feel 1581 01:20:25.279 --> 01:20:27.560 if you googled my penis and your dick? Showed up. Well, 1582 01:20:30.520 --> 01:20:33.760 I mean frightened. That's already a problem I I've run 1583 01:20:33.800 --> 01:20:36.680 into already. So that is right. That his dick is 1584 01:20:36.680 --> 01:20:39.039 criculating around the internet. That is true, and no one 1585 01:20:39.079 --> 01:20:42.560 will ever know. Yeah, it's like a serial number tattooed 1586 01:20:42.560 --> 01:20:46.319 on it. Kingston on it you look under the fucking head? 1587 01:20:46.439 --> 01:20:56.560 Is you Jameson? That's crazy. It's like, Andy, alright, let's 1588 01:20:56.600 --> 01:20:57.760 see what what we got here. 1589 01:20:58.039 --> 01:21:02.560 Am I'm gonna ask Anthony Fantane Hill star in the 1590 01:21:02.720 --> 01:21:06.760 reboot of The Sopranos, and not like a prequel or anything, 1591 01:21:06.800 --> 01:21:10.720 you know, like I'm talking like a continuation. Yeah, okay, 1592 01:21:11.720 --> 01:21:14.920 this assassin seen lights back up and it's anti Fantana 1593 01:21:15.279 --> 01:21:16.720 and he's like, what's going on? 1594 01:21:17.720 --> 01:21:20.880 I really enjoyed Super Butterfly, had a nice dinner with 1595 01:21:20.960 --> 01:21:26.319 the well after listening done listening to the journey. But 1596 01:21:26.439 --> 01:21:29.760 he's doing he's doing an impressions. Yeah he's still okay, Okay, 1597 01:21:29.800 --> 01:21:32.760 I see I say dinner, but like it doesn't look 1598 01:21:32.840 --> 01:21:39.520 like him at all. This assassination attempt. It's not good. 1599 01:21:40.319 --> 01:21:40.880 It's not good. 1600 01:21:41.840 --> 01:21:42.760 He's got the plat on. 1601 01:21:44.439 --> 01:21:47.840 About to be like one one light one on this 1602 01:21:48.039 --> 01:21:55.439 Uh Stromboli transition. He says that whatever he says that, 1603 01:21:55.479 --> 01:22:01.760 whatever he kills somebody, he's transitioning themselves into the afterlife. 1604 01:22:01.760 --> 01:22:07.199 He was like a train kills. Let's I'm gonna pull up. 1605 01:22:07.319 --> 01:22:09.359 I'm gonna pull up his uh count, and I'm gonna 1606 01:22:09.399 --> 01:22:11.359 I'm gonna send him a voice note and pitch it 1607 01:22:11.399 --> 01:22:11.680 to him. 1608 01:22:11.720 --> 01:22:13.920 We'll see what, We'll see what he says. Yeah, Okay, 1609 01:22:17.039 --> 01:22:20.399 that's crazy. I'm scrolling through. We have to go back 1610 01:22:20.439 --> 01:22:22.079 a little bit for questions, so I have to scroll 1611 01:22:22.319 --> 01:22:28.000 quite a bit, and uh, the Patreon app or Patreon 1612 01:22:28.479 --> 01:22:33.640 basically the website's really slow on iPad for some fucking reason. Uh, 1613 01:22:33.760 --> 01:22:36.600 let's see, let's see, let's see. Okay, so this is 1614 01:22:36.680 --> 01:22:39.680 from a week ago. But Jelaane mackwell, how is it? Gallaine? 1615 01:22:39.680 --> 01:22:42.560 There's is it just? I guess it doesn't matter. Jelaane 1616 01:22:42.600 --> 01:22:46.640 Maxwell's horse named Bubba rode In says, Hey, twink, twink 1617 01:22:46.720 --> 01:22:49.600 and some black cock. I know how cartoonishly wild these 1618 01:22:49.640 --> 01:22:51.800 Epsteine emails are and how unlikely it'll be that anyone 1619 01:22:51.840 --> 01:22:54.840 faces consequences. However, my question is, uh, what is something 1620 01:22:54.920 --> 01:22:57.359 so ridiculous that would actually lead to Trump? Supporters abandoning 1621 01:22:57.439 --> 01:22:59.239 him on mass I think if he was earnestly gay 1622 01:22:59.239 --> 01:23:01.680 and there was video of him being gay, I think 1623 01:23:01.720 --> 01:23:04.319 if there was like video of him being like I 1624 01:23:04.359 --> 01:23:08.640 don't know, he's got to be like praising a penis, 1625 01:23:08.760 --> 01:23:11.880 you know, like it's it can't even be like like 1626 01:23:11.960 --> 01:23:13.840 a three second video of him sucking, because people will 1627 01:23:13.840 --> 01:23:15.520 be like that's a I or like they'd be like 1628 01:23:15.680 --> 01:23:20.199 who amongst us hasn't accidentally done this once? That'll be 1629 01:23:20.319 --> 01:23:22.079 like the excuses, you know what I mean. It has 1630 01:23:22.159 --> 01:23:24.000 to be like him like worshiping it. The I really 1631 01:23:24.039 --> 01:23:27.239 don't think anything we're doing it. I think, well, there's 1632 01:23:27.239 --> 01:23:28.920 a lot of people are already kind of abandoning him, 1633 01:23:29.119 --> 01:23:33.199 I think, but those are, but those are people would 1634 01:23:33.279 --> 01:23:36.239 never abandon him no matter what true I think. But 1635 01:23:36.359 --> 01:23:38.600 the rest, but there are, but there are thirty there's 1636 01:23:38.640 --> 01:23:41.520 like thirty something percent of thirty five percent of people 1637 01:23:41.680 --> 01:23:43.399 like who are like into it. But then like I think, 1638 01:23:43.439 --> 01:23:46.079 like about like maybe fifteen percent of those people could 1639 01:23:46.119 --> 01:23:48.319 be one. I agree that I think they could be. 1640 01:23:48.560 --> 01:23:50.399 But there's there's You're right, there's definitely people who are 1641 01:23:50.439 --> 01:23:52.439 just gonna be like, yeah, I was just watching a 1642 01:23:52.560 --> 01:23:56.319 cult thing. And there's. 1643 01:23:58.119 --> 01:24:00.680 Dude, I don't remember, not even in Utah or something 1644 01:24:00.680 --> 01:24:03.119 like that, but long, just to cut it really fast, 1645 01:24:03.800 --> 01:24:07.720 guy starts a cult, tries to marry a fucking eight 1646 01:24:07.800 --> 01:24:11.399 year old and like the grandparents are like okay with 1647 01:24:11.520 --> 01:24:14.279 it and shit because there it's it's just like I 1648 01:24:14.279 --> 01:24:16.039 don't know what it is about a cult that makes 1649 01:24:16.159 --> 01:24:18.920 the most obviously fucked up thing that like oh sure, 1650 01:24:19.760 --> 01:24:23.880 yeah you can, yeah, go ahead and marry that fucking child, like. 1651 01:24:23.880 --> 01:24:25.800 Oh we won't. I won't touch her til she's sixteen, 1652 01:24:25.880 --> 01:24:30.079 I promise, Like this is how do you go along 1653 01:24:30.159 --> 01:24:30.319 with this? 1654 01:24:30.840 --> 01:24:33.199 Sick a bear them just sick a bear on him 1655 01:24:34.479 --> 01:24:36.239 a bad I mean, get him smoky. 1656 01:24:39.840 --> 01:24:40.039 Bear. 1657 01:24:40.920 --> 01:24:43.159 I I think the only thing I'll do that for 1658 01:24:43.319 --> 01:24:47.720 them is literally after he leaves, like after he's out 1659 01:24:47.760 --> 01:24:50.720 of office maybe, and then a light will shine on 1660 01:24:50.800 --> 01:24:53.119 him like, oh crap, he was doing all of this. 1661 01:24:53.319 --> 01:24:53.640 I don't know. 1662 01:24:53.760 --> 01:24:55.720 They still might think the Democrats are because, you know, 1663 01:24:55.840 --> 01:24:58.079 because because this is what they're gonna once once the 1664 01:24:58.319 --> 01:25:02.800 Democrats are in charge again, Hey, why is an inflation gone? 1665 01:25:03.479 --> 01:25:04.600 You know what I mean, They're gonna be like that 1666 01:25:04.640 --> 01:25:06.119 and it's good like cause it doesn't work that way. 1667 01:25:06.159 --> 01:25:09.079 You can slow it, you can slow it, you can 1668 01:25:09.159 --> 01:25:11.159 stop it from fucking us in the ass is hard. 1669 01:25:11.640 --> 01:25:14.680 But they're gonna be like, why isn't everything perfect? And 1670 01:25:14.720 --> 01:25:17.520 I'm like, Nigga, was anything perfect? When your guy was in. 1671 01:25:20.279 --> 01:25:21.560 I felt it, my. 1672 01:25:21.800 --> 01:25:28.840 Thief, He's thought, so, my fiefees Jesus getting lighted. Someone 1673 01:25:29.039 --> 01:25:31.079 direct the lightning bolt into your fucking house. 1674 01:25:31.920 --> 01:25:35.680 Oh this is funny, Derek Hendrow it in sol Sad Black. 1675 01:25:35.680 --> 01:25:38.119 Are you even mentioning the Sopranos a lot later? Have 1676 01:25:38.239 --> 01:25:43.039 you seen? Have you seen the YouTube poops and up 1677 01:25:43.239 --> 01:25:47.399 in the club memes? How about Debt Prick's face when 1678 01:25:47.439 --> 01:25:49.119 he saw the gat. I don't know any of this shit. 1679 01:25:49.319 --> 01:25:52.640 I'm all, I'm completely alien to the Sopranos. I'm sure 1680 01:25:53.199 --> 01:25:55.199 i've seen it, but the main things that I've seen 1681 01:25:55.279 --> 01:25:57.439 are the video. Like it's usually like somebody I don't 1682 01:25:57.439 --> 01:26:01.119 know who it is. It's some character being like, uh questapa, 1683 01:26:01.680 --> 01:26:05.520 how do I beat uh silk song on? You know 1684 01:26:05.520 --> 01:26:07.560 what I mean. It's like usually that kind of thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, 1685 01:26:07.600 --> 01:26:09.920 I know what you're talking about. Yeah, it's like, uh, 1686 01:26:10.920 --> 01:26:12.880 I don't know who. I don't know exactly what I 1687 01:26:13.000 --> 01:26:14.800 might be saying the wrong name, but it's two characters 1688 01:26:14.880 --> 01:26:16.880 in the Sopranos and like they're basically like being game 1689 01:26:16.960 --> 01:26:20.159 facts for each other. I've seen those a lot, but 1690 01:26:20.239 --> 01:26:21.720 those are the ones I've seen. I haven't seen. Like 1691 01:26:22.399 --> 01:26:24.520 somebody sent me recently, Like I posted on Twitter some 1692 01:26:24.640 --> 01:26:29.279 fucking AI thing of fucking what's his face, Tony Soprano 1693 01:26:29.399 --> 01:26:35.039 being like Christopher and he's sitting in a warthog. He's like, 1694 01:26:35.199 --> 01:26:38.960 we're gonna play real life Halo. I got sent this. 1695 01:26:39.079 --> 01:26:40.720 I'm not even exactly upsetting you. I'm putting in the 1696 01:26:40.800 --> 01:26:43.840 chat because it's fucking ridiculous, but I sent uh, I've 1697 01:26:43.920 --> 01:26:46.079 had I had this sent to me. I can't remember 1698 01:26:46.119 --> 01:26:47.760 what day it was. I think it was like whatever 1699 01:26:47.760 --> 01:26:51.520 the twenty second was. I checked my like message requests 1700 01:26:52.199 --> 01:26:54.399 and like my DMS. I had this video sent to 1701 01:26:54.520 --> 01:26:59.239 me like over two hundred times by like several different people, 1702 01:27:00.079 --> 01:27:02.319 like random people that I've never heard of. I love that. 1703 01:27:03.479 --> 01:27:13.119 I was just like, whys, Yeah, it's real life Halo. 1704 01:27:13.439 --> 01:27:19.439 It looks so good. It's so dumb. The way he 1705 01:27:19.640 --> 01:27:26.800 enunciates it is Chris play real life Halo. It's nice. 1706 01:27:26.880 --> 01:27:28.279 I mean it's a I but it's nice, you know 1707 01:27:28.319 --> 01:27:30.560 what I mean. Looks nice. I mean it's a good premise. 1708 01:27:30.600 --> 01:27:34.239 I guess it's just there's a guy though that masterful editing. 1709 01:27:34.279 --> 01:27:36.720 He's putting something soprano and everything in Scott. You might 1710 01:27:36.760 --> 01:27:38.439 have seen these He's in sky Roll. 1711 01:27:38.640 --> 01:27:40.720 Yeah, yeah, I've seen so I haven't seen them just 1712 01:27:40.800 --> 01:27:42.560 because I haven't watched the show, and so I feel 1713 01:27:42.560 --> 01:27:43.800 like I would lose a lot of the contents. But 1714 01:27:43.800 --> 01:27:45.760 I've seen him do that with other like I've seen 1715 01:27:45.880 --> 01:27:50.560 like like Frank Reynolds in uh Rucking Everything, yeah or 1716 01:27:50.600 --> 01:27:52.279 something like that, and like Frank Ronson and a lot 1717 01:27:52.319 --> 01:27:52.720 of things. 1718 01:27:52.800 --> 01:27:54.960 Sound really good that world. He'd be an interesting person 1719 01:27:55.079 --> 01:27:55.720 having that world. 1720 01:27:56.239 --> 01:27:59.039 Yeah, there's there's a lot of good ones. The best 1721 01:27:59.079 --> 01:28:02.840 one I saw was uh he was in Gotta War 1722 01:28:02.920 --> 01:28:06.119 Ragnarok or or the First One or whatever. H Tonys Brano. 1723 01:28:07.119 --> 01:28:07.520 It was like. 1724 01:28:09.159 --> 01:28:12.840 Masterfully done, especially like oh a fight scene that Tonya 1725 01:28:12.920 --> 01:28:14.479 is a fight scene and then he works it into 1726 01:28:14.560 --> 01:28:17.159 him like fighting. I don't remember if it was balder 1727 01:28:17.359 --> 01:28:19.680 I think or something it whatever it was, it looked 1728 01:28:19.840 --> 01:28:22.000 I was like this is way too good, Like you're 1729 01:28:22.000 --> 01:28:23.479 spending way too much time on this, dude. 1730 01:28:24.479 --> 01:28:26.920 This really like these edits are Yeah, Tony soprano when 1731 01:28:26.920 --> 01:28:30.520 gotta war Ragnarak, Yeah, yeah, that's it, and it's well, 1732 01:28:30.920 --> 01:28:33.960 there's a if he he he mirrors it with like 1733 01:28:34.039 --> 01:28:36.720 a Heimdal to the fight with Heimdal. There's like it's perfect. 1734 01:28:36.760 --> 01:28:38.840 I was like, this is really good. This is now. 1735 01:28:38.920 --> 01:28:42.039 This guy's in a this his username is fucking garbage 1736 01:28:42.079 --> 01:28:44.439 and it makes me so mad. But it's Eli Underscore 1737 01:28:44.520 --> 01:28:49.560 Handle Underscore b dot Wave. But uh, he does amazing 1738 01:28:49.720 --> 01:28:53.199 fucking work. I mean it's it's it's good to have 1739 01:28:53.319 --> 01:28:56.199 like a name that's so shit. That's uh that people 1740 01:28:56.239 --> 01:28:58.079 don't care and they're still willing to seek you out 1741 01:28:58.239 --> 01:29:01.159 right because your work is so good. But like yeah, 1742 01:29:01.239 --> 01:29:04.079 like Shrek and Kingdom Come Deliverance too, that's crazy. Uh, 1743 01:29:04.760 --> 01:29:05.920 there's a lot of these I haven't seen, but I 1744 01:29:05.960 --> 01:29:07.760 bet they're all good. Pee Wee Herman and Cyberpunk twenty 1745 01:29:07.760 --> 01:29:12.079 seventy seven. I have to see that. Uh, Dumb and 1746 01:29:12.159 --> 01:29:16.439 Dumber and Death Surranding. Yeah, they're all so well done, 1747 01:29:17.840 --> 01:29:20.359 like masterful editing stuff. I've never thought I'm gonna binge 1748 01:29:20.439 --> 01:29:23.199 home alone and Hitman three, Oh my god, that's awesome. 1749 01:29:24.960 --> 01:29:27.039 He's got the bar code on the on the fucking backpack. 1750 01:29:27.119 --> 01:29:31.520 Oh really, that's hilarious. That's sick. Yeah, I'm gonna how 1751 01:29:31.520 --> 01:29:33.279 about not subscribe? I gotta binge that, I gotta ben. 1752 01:29:33.359 --> 01:29:36.000 I've never Yeah, I already forgot the name. I already 1753 01:29:36.000 --> 01:29:37.880 forgot his use a name that's a horrible use name. 1754 01:29:38.840 --> 01:29:41.560 If you if you search Frank Reynolds in right, yeah, 1755 01:29:41.960 --> 01:29:44.760 you know you'll find it. But Eli Underscore, Handle Underscore, 1756 01:29:44.840 --> 01:29:49.000 b dot Wave but uh, yeah, it's I highly recommend 1757 01:29:49.039 --> 01:29:51.840 that shit. It's it's uh the stuff that I've seen 1758 01:29:51.960 --> 01:29:53.600 is just like so master and I guess it's like 1759 01:29:53.640 --> 01:29:55.520 it's more impressive if you if you're an editor, I 1760 01:29:55.600 --> 01:29:58.039 guess like you probably just look at it and be like, ah, whatever, 1761 01:29:58.039 --> 01:29:59.760 it's like a funny video or whatever, Like dude, like 1762 01:29:59.800 --> 01:30:04.479 the is fucking amazing. Yeah, it really is. Like I'm 1763 01:30:04.640 --> 01:30:08.880 envious of like how good it is. But yeah, anyway, 1764 01:30:10.399 --> 01:30:12.199 I got it. I I have to watch it. Tony 1765 01:30:12.199 --> 01:30:16.880 Soprano got yeah the original Gotta War. Yeah, fucking insane. 1766 01:30:17.039 --> 01:30:20.840 This is so good, Like is Leslie Nielsen in Detroit 1767 01:30:20.960 --> 01:30:27.079 become human? Joe Biden didn't fall out for you. I've 1768 01:30:27.760 --> 01:30:31.279 I'm so behind, I haven't seen the overalling majority of these, 1769 01:30:31.760 --> 01:30:33.800 saying I really only thought there was like a handful. 1770 01:30:33.800 --> 01:30:36.399 I really only thought it was so impressive that I figured, like, oh, 1771 01:30:36.439 --> 01:30:37.920 there's only like maybe like one of these every once 1772 01:30:37.920 --> 01:30:41.760 in a while. Right, that's exactly exactly, But there's kind 1773 01:30:41.800 --> 01:30:44.199 of a Lotah, three weeks ago, one months ago, two 1774 01:30:44.199 --> 01:30:45.880 months ago, three months ago, so it takes about a month. 1775 01:30:45.920 --> 01:30:50.039 It looks like that's fucking crazy anyway. Uh, let's move on. 1776 01:30:50.239 --> 01:30:55.239 Corinth or Corinth wrote this message? Uh. Writing in he says, 1777 01:30:55.279 --> 01:30:56.920 this message goes out to the community as a whole, 1778 01:30:57.199 --> 01:30:59.640 as I'm in desperate need of finding a clip from 1779 01:30:59.680 --> 01:31:02.239 the show and having Chris read this aloud may help 1780 01:31:02.279 --> 01:31:03.640 me find it. We'll try to help. 1781 01:31:04.680 --> 01:31:04.800 Uh. 1782 01:31:05.000 --> 01:31:08.840 Does anyone know the episode where the boys were talking 1783 01:31:08.880 --> 01:31:11.960 about the Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight getting delayed and 1784 01:31:12.079 --> 01:31:14.520 Chris pulled a perfect Mike Tyson impression out of his 1785 01:31:14.600 --> 01:31:17.560 ass just to say I had bad lobster. The delivery 1786 01:31:17.640 --> 01:31:20.000 was so on point. And if there's one clip that 1787 01:31:20.039 --> 01:31:22.119 should go on all their social media's this one. I 1788 01:31:22.159 --> 01:31:24.159 haven't thought about that. I didn't think the impression was 1789 01:31:24.199 --> 01:31:25.560 that good, to be honest, So why I didn't clip it? 1790 01:31:26.359 --> 01:31:29.880 I thought it was funny, but like, uh, I don't know, 1791 01:31:29.960 --> 01:31:31.840 I don't even remember what the fuck. I feel like 1792 01:31:31.880 --> 01:31:33.840 I remember, somebody will have to do it. I feel 1793 01:31:33.880 --> 01:31:38.479 like I remember being impressed. But yeah, also I kind 1794 01:31:38.520 --> 01:31:41.199 of don't remember at the same time, Yeah, exactly, I'm 1795 01:31:41.239 --> 01:31:43.600 sure it was. It was good because it was quick 1796 01:31:43.680 --> 01:31:49.000 and it felt accurate, but I don't know. Probably hopefully 1797 01:31:49.000 --> 01:31:51.960 there's a timestamp in the common section of the episode. Yeah, 1798 01:31:52.039 --> 01:31:56.359 someone will find it. Yeah, you know, Uh, shout out 1799 01:31:56.359 --> 01:31:58.720 to Taco. Also, by the way, he's making all those oh. 1800 01:31:58.680 --> 01:32:01.840 Yeah, episodic episodically making YouTube poops. 1801 01:32:02.560 --> 01:32:06.359 Yeah, it's kind of crazy crazy. It's an honor, absolutely. 1802 01:32:07.279 --> 01:32:11.840 But let's see what is this? Oh I read that already. Oh, 1803 01:32:11.880 --> 01:32:13.159 this is a double post, so it might be. 1804 01:32:15.279 --> 01:32:16.479 What the fuck is this shit? 1805 01:32:16.720 --> 01:32:19.199 I'm gonna send a fantana a message while you're finding 1806 01:32:19.239 --> 01:32:23.680 the one. Oh my god, Hey man, I just want 1807 01:32:23.720 --> 01:32:28.359 to run something by you real quick. So the you know, 1808 01:32:28.439 --> 01:32:31.000 The Sopranos ended I don't know what twenty some years ago, 1809 01:32:31.960 --> 01:32:35.399 and we're thinking of there being a continuation of the show. 1810 01:32:36.319 --> 01:32:40.000 And this is Chris Raygun. You remember the hymn and 1811 01:32:40.079 --> 01:32:42.479 Tom Sweet, do not mention me. I'm sorry you've already 1812 01:32:42.479 --> 01:32:45.960 been mentioned. So would you be interested in. 1813 01:32:47.920 --> 01:32:50.720 Be playing you know, because your name is very close 1814 01:32:50.760 --> 01:32:53.800 to Tony Soprano. You know, I know you're Anthony Soprano. 1815 01:32:53.920 --> 01:32:56.600 It's a very close name. Would you be interested in. 1816 01:32:58.079 --> 01:32:58.760 Taking the role? 1817 01:32:58.920 --> 01:33:01.399 You take up the mantle and all you gotta do 1818 01:33:01.520 --> 01:33:04.399 is just loosely do the accent and then you kind 1819 01:33:04.439 --> 01:33:06.079 of can also still do your job at the same time. 1820 01:33:06.119 --> 01:33:08.720 If you want to review stuff like review Gabba Ghoul 1821 01:33:08.800 --> 01:33:11.319 or something, is that something you'd been interested in? 1822 01:33:11.520 --> 01:33:15.399 Yeah? No money, no money, no pay nobody, nobody, no pay, 1823 01:33:15.479 --> 01:33:18.720 no nothing, nothing. Did you actually send that to Anthony Fantana? 1824 01:33:19.920 --> 01:33:25.560 I did. He's gonna he's gonna block you. I actually 1825 01:33:25.840 --> 01:33:27.079 I wouldn't even have bought it. I'd be like, I 1826 01:33:27.159 --> 01:33:31.800 get it. Yeah, yeah, I'd block me too. I've tried 1827 01:33:31.840 --> 01:33:34.199 to block me. I've tried to block me, but I can't. 1828 01:33:34.239 --> 01:33:38.079 I'm always stalking myself. I have not uh see, the 1829 01:33:38.119 --> 01:33:40.479 last time I've talked to him was, oh, March of 1830 01:33:40.520 --> 01:33:44.119 this year or so, you know. Oh really, I haven't 1831 01:33:44.119 --> 01:33:46.439 messaged him and I haven't spoken to him in fucking years. 1832 01:33:46.560 --> 01:33:48.720 It's just like a quick check in if something, if 1833 01:33:48.760 --> 01:33:53.279 something pops up, it's like, oh hey, you know like that. Yeah, yeah, 1834 01:33:53.279 --> 01:33:55.920 I'm really bad at that. I'm always like the people 1835 01:33:55.920 --> 01:33:58.399 don't want to hear from me. I think it becomes 1836 01:33:58.439 --> 01:34:00.279 a stalemate, dude, Like it's like, oh. 1837 01:34:00.319 --> 01:34:02.000 Right, no one, no one's here from anybody. No one 1838 01:34:02.039 --> 01:34:04.880 caresbout anybody. Everybody's fucking liar. Everybody's a liar, By's a cheat. 1839 01:34:05.159 --> 01:34:09.079 Everybody's gonna catch from it. Everybody's gonna brother, everybody's gonna 1840 01:34:09.119 --> 01:34:11.319 get what they deserve, every single person. 1841 01:34:12.840 --> 01:34:18.000 I fucking Eddie Gerro. I love that he ruined the 1842 01:34:18.039 --> 01:34:23.319 generation of children. Absolutely. I was one of them, Absolutely 1843 01:34:23.319 --> 01:34:31.800 one of them. What you got, Chris Uh, I don't know, 1844 01:34:34.399 --> 01:34:37.399 fucking go. Here's one thing. Here's the Stark Tank is 1845 01:34:37.439 --> 01:34:40.000 powerfully racist road and he says, hello, my favorite racist 1846 01:34:40.239 --> 01:34:44.840 Derek and Chris Uh. Do you guys ever think about 1847 01:34:44.920 --> 01:34:47.439 expanding the Snarkgank into more than just a podcast? Or 1848 01:34:47.439 --> 01:34:49.560 are you happy with where it is now? Gay side note, 1849 01:34:49.760 --> 01:34:52.439 I just upgraded my membership and when you read my 1850 01:34:52.600 --> 01:34:54.479 name out loud it made and when you read my 1851 01:34:54.560 --> 01:34:56.640 name outlid, it made me smile. Thanks for the last 1852 01:34:56.720 --> 01:34:59.920 I appreciate it. Uh, he got back to me already. 1853 01:35:00.840 --> 01:35:04.279 Are you serious? And very simple? Lol? I don't think 1854 01:35:04.319 --> 01:35:09.039 I have time for this right now. Tell him to 1855 01:35:09.119 --> 01:35:13.279 make time, make time to call caps. This is important. 1856 01:35:13.399 --> 01:35:16.680 I'm gonna send him a picture of Martin Scorsese and 1857 01:35:16.800 --> 01:35:19.520 be like, he should come on the show. Oh yeah, 1858 01:35:20.800 --> 01:35:22.399 I haven't seen him in a long time. Yeah, I'll 1859 01:35:22.439 --> 01:35:22.800 ask him. 1860 01:35:22.800 --> 01:35:26.159 I'll be like, hey, I'm sure he's fuck it. I 1861 01:35:26.199 --> 01:35:28.039 can't imagine he does. He seems like he's doing sh 1862 01:35:28.119 --> 01:35:30.640 it all the time. But I'm like, yeah, literally. 1863 01:35:30.399 --> 01:35:33.279 Doesn't stop working. It's mad. Can you's impress it? Give 1864 01:35:33.399 --> 01:35:36.800 us an hour of your time while you're supposed to 1865 01:35:36.840 --> 01:35:40.720 be sleeping. I'm gonna ask him that. Well, darn give 1866 01:35:40.800 --> 01:35:45.560 us your time to talk about bullshit anyway. Uh so 1867 01:35:45.960 --> 01:35:48.520 they were so did you remember the question? No? I 1868 01:35:48.560 --> 01:35:53.319 can't believe it got back to you already. That's way quick. Uh. 1869 01:35:53.520 --> 01:35:55.359 Do you guys ever think about explaining the SUS more 1870 01:35:55.399 --> 01:35:57.439 than just a podcast or a happy word? Is? Basically 1871 01:35:57.479 --> 01:36:00.159 it's the gist of it. Yeah, really, it's just a 1872 01:36:00.199 --> 01:36:03.079 matter of like bandwidth, dude, like it's it really is, 1873 01:36:03.159 --> 01:36:07.600 just like what so I what I want to do 1874 01:36:07.720 --> 01:36:11.560 is I want to open a brothel where it's just caston, 1875 01:36:11.560 --> 01:36:14.359 it's caseon, chained in a room by his fucking neck, 1876 01:36:14.960 --> 01:36:16.840 and people could just go in there and just like 1877 01:36:16.960 --> 01:36:19.600 do whatever they want to him. He'll get like a 1878 01:36:19.840 --> 01:36:23.760 five percent share of the money of the overall moneyes 1879 01:36:24.600 --> 01:36:27.239 I think it would. I don't know. I don't say 1880 01:36:27.239 --> 01:36:31.000 anything necessarily wrong with it, but uh, I was outvoted, 1881 01:36:32.079 --> 01:36:34.000 so I don't know. 1882 01:36:34.520 --> 01:36:37.439 I don't remember this vote because I absolutely would have agreed. 1883 01:36:38.159 --> 01:36:40.239 Yeah, but it was it was Lily. 1884 01:36:40.640 --> 01:36:45.520 Uh shit, okay, yeah, yeah, she's for Lily having me 1885 01:36:45.680 --> 01:36:47.279 not be a sex lest fucking. 1886 01:36:48.359 --> 01:36:50.720 I mean, brother, you're getting paid. It's not like you're 1887 01:36:50.760 --> 01:36:53.439 not a slave. I love that I get four percent 1888 01:36:53.479 --> 01:36:56.359 of my my four percent of the four percent of 1889 01:36:56.399 --> 01:37:01.479 the earning, so my raping. Yeah five, you're trying. Look 1890 01:37:01.479 --> 01:37:03.079 at how you had to You had to understand, you 1891 01:37:03.199 --> 01:37:04.479 had to you had to make it seem like it 1892 01:37:04.560 --> 01:37:10.279 was worse than it is. Yes, sorry, I mean whatever. 1893 01:37:10.399 --> 01:37:13.119 So I so every idea that I've had has been 1894 01:37:13.159 --> 01:37:16.960 shut down unfairly. I think I have the brothel idea. 1895 01:37:17.079 --> 01:37:19.119 I had the brothel idea. They didn't want to do it. 1896 01:37:19.439 --> 01:37:23.640 I had the idea. I had the idea to start 1897 01:37:23.720 --> 01:37:28.399 selling milkshakes where it was just it was Kingston's sweat 1898 01:37:29.119 --> 01:37:32.680 and milk, and Kingston felt uncomfortable doing that. I was like, 1899 01:37:32.760 --> 01:37:34.399 you're working out anyway, just let me collect the sweat 1900 01:37:34.439 --> 01:37:37.159 and put it in milkshakes. He was like, no, that's invasive. 1901 01:37:37.199 --> 01:37:40.000 It's intrusive. I'm not comfortable with this, like a pussy 1902 01:37:40.039 --> 01:37:42.720 of course. So like, I don't know, man, I I'm 1903 01:37:42.840 --> 01:37:44.479 at I'm at my wits end with it. Really, like 1904 01:37:44.720 --> 01:37:46.680 it seems like it really can only be a podcast 1905 01:37:46.760 --> 01:37:46.960 I have. 1906 01:37:47.159 --> 01:37:53.359 I have an idea, Chris should allow me to hide explosives. 1907 01:37:52.600 --> 01:37:55.520 Throughout his house. Okay, well that's not really like something 1908 01:37:55.560 --> 01:37:56.359 that can be sold. 1909 01:37:56.439 --> 01:37:59.000 That's content content, it's lily content or whatever. But he 1910 01:37:59.119 --> 01:38:01.800 lets me hide explos thought his house, and then he 1911 01:38:01.880 --> 01:38:04.520 has to go through every room his house and find 1912 01:38:04.560 --> 01:38:05.199 the explosives. 1913 01:38:05.960 --> 01:38:08.840 Okay. Uh, it's like that's like that's like more of 1914 01:38:08.840 --> 01:38:10.760 an episode thing. That's like no, no, no, no no, no, 1915 01:38:11.079 --> 01:38:14.920 it's you can keep going. We'll resurrect you. No, but 1916 01:38:15.000 --> 01:38:17.000 we're we're looking at like more like trying to expand 1917 01:38:17.079 --> 01:38:19.239 it into more series. You go do it in different 1918 01:38:19.239 --> 01:38:21.359 parts of the city, you go do it in different buildings. 1919 01:38:22.199 --> 01:38:27.039 I see it is Chris finds explosives. That's it. I 1920 01:38:27.079 --> 01:38:29.079 don't know. I really thought that. I thought the brothel 1921 01:38:29.119 --> 01:38:32.319 thing was was good. But let's take a vote. We're 1922 01:38:32.319 --> 01:38:33.800 so close to Vegas where you can do it. 1923 01:38:33.920 --> 01:38:36.199 Let's take a vote, guys, vote if you want to 1924 01:38:36.239 --> 01:38:39.359 see Chris Finds Explosives or the swing brothel. 1925 01:38:40.199 --> 01:38:42.279 I don't think you're gonna like the I don't like 1926 01:38:42.279 --> 01:38:48.880 it either. What if it's Chris finds explosives? Okay, I 1927 01:38:48.960 --> 01:38:52.560 mean fine, I would be shocked. I would be really shocked. 1928 01:38:53.479 --> 01:38:55.520 I'm like, I knew it. I knew it. My people 1929 01:38:55.520 --> 01:38:58.399 would never let me down. They're gonna let you down. 1930 01:38:58.960 --> 01:39:06.520 This this this viewer may hard lords, they're trash. But anyway, no, 1931 01:39:06.600 --> 01:39:08.479 I mean even in the sun not coming up the 1932 01:39:08.600 --> 01:39:09.359 nie nikkis man. 1933 01:39:10.279 --> 01:39:12.439 Uh. But no. The serious answer is like we've thought, 1934 01:39:12.479 --> 01:39:15.359 we've like I I have thought a lot about like 1935 01:39:15.720 --> 01:39:20.079 how we start doing the live show stuff again, because 1936 01:39:20.359 --> 01:39:23.600 I do want to do that at some point, and 1937 01:39:23.720 --> 01:39:28.319 I think like I've been. I've made some connections that 1938 01:39:28.359 --> 01:39:30.199 I think could help us. I haven't run it by 1939 01:39:30.279 --> 01:39:32.479 them exactly, and I'm having like I'm supposed to have 1940 01:39:32.520 --> 01:39:33.960 like a meeting with somebody, like I think actually like 1941 01:39:34.000 --> 01:39:35.720 in a week and a half supposed to be like 1942 01:39:35.840 --> 01:39:37.119 last week, but there was something happened and then now 1943 01:39:37.199 --> 01:39:40.199 is Thanksgiving, so it's kind of crazy. But like just 1944 01:39:40.279 --> 01:39:42.560 people who know this stuff a little bit more and 1945 01:39:42.760 --> 01:39:46.199 like have a relationship with like venues and shit like 1946 01:39:46.279 --> 01:39:48.800 that to maybe get stuff set up for the future. 1947 01:39:48.800 --> 01:39:50.399 That wouldn't be for a while because it would take 1948 01:39:50.399 --> 01:39:52.560 some time to set up and like figure out everything 1949 01:39:52.560 --> 01:39:54.760 and like whether or not to be worth doing, like 1950 01:39:54.840 --> 01:39:59.199 how big the place should be. I would imagine we'd 1951 01:39:59.199 --> 01:40:01.239 have no problem feeling like a like a kind of 1952 01:40:01.279 --> 01:40:06.720 like a smaller kind of like uh more manageable kind 1953 01:40:06.800 --> 01:40:09.439 of venue. But I do want to do that again, 1954 01:40:09.800 --> 01:40:11.720 I cause I did a fun doing it, and I'm 1955 01:40:11.760 --> 01:40:13.279 bummed because the only time that we got to do 1956 01:40:13.399 --> 01:40:15.119 the show live, I was sick as a fucking dog. 1957 01:40:15.960 --> 01:40:17.800 So like it would be nice to like do it 1958 01:40:17.880 --> 01:40:24.199 again without that fucking handicap actually run around get people 1959 01:40:24.279 --> 01:40:25.640 on mic and stuff, like that, because that's what I 1960 01:40:25.680 --> 01:40:27.279 wanted to do initially, Like we want to do like 1961 01:40:27.319 --> 01:40:29.039 a little bit of an episode, and then I wanted 1962 01:40:29.039 --> 01:40:30.680 to go around with like a mic into the audience 1963 01:40:30.720 --> 01:40:34.000 and like have people like suggest shit or like people 1964 01:40:34.039 --> 01:40:36.279 ask questions live. But I was just like I was 1965 01:40:36.439 --> 01:40:40.920 keeled over in fucking pain that entire show and then 1966 01:40:40.920 --> 01:40:42.560 I had to do the other show afterwards, so it 1967 01:40:42.640 --> 01:40:46.960 was like it was so so bad. But that's something 1968 01:40:47.000 --> 01:40:50.520 that we do, we do want to do, and we've 1969 01:40:50.560 --> 01:40:52.840 talked to we talked to we do want to do 1970 01:40:52.920 --> 01:40:54.720 the we do want to do the voice thing, the 1971 01:40:55.000 --> 01:40:57.119 voicemail with the Google voice. We do want to do 1972 01:40:57.239 --> 01:41:01.279 the the movie commentary stuff. We should have it. We 1973 01:41:01.319 --> 01:41:02.760 should make it a network. You can have a start 1974 01:41:02.800 --> 01:41:06.359 taking network. Yeah, I mean it's it's probab. We just 1975 01:41:06.439 --> 01:41:08.119 have to like what I wanted, what I really want 1976 01:41:08.159 --> 01:41:12.920 to do, primarily is higher. It's a lot I want 1977 01:41:12.960 --> 01:41:17.319 to get like a dedicated editor or like a not 1978 01:41:17.399 --> 01:41:19.960 an not a dedicated ut necessarily, but like a dedicated 1979 01:41:20.079 --> 01:41:25.000 like manage person, management person to kind of I mean 1980 01:41:25.039 --> 01:41:28.039 they could edit also, but like just to get things 1981 01:41:28.079 --> 01:41:29.640 out in a way that's like this is the exact 1982 01:41:29.680 --> 01:41:32.319 schedule like oh, like nine am this day is when 1983 01:41:32.359 --> 01:41:34.199 this goes out, or like you know, or nine am 1984 01:41:34.319 --> 01:41:36.279 every whatever, So it's on a consistent schedule. That way, 1985 01:41:36.279 --> 01:41:37.479 it's like kind of like off our hands and we 1986 01:41:37.520 --> 01:41:41.039 can focus on the other ship. But uh, I don't know. 1987 01:41:41.399 --> 01:41:44.560 I think we're gonna start focusing on that more, primarily 1988 01:41:44.640 --> 01:41:47.279 like after the holidays, because the holidays are fucking impossible. 1989 01:41:47.279 --> 01:41:50.479 Everybody's traveling. We're already doing like remote episodes more often 1990 01:41:50.479 --> 01:41:54.359 than we planned on doing it, just because again people traveling, 1991 01:41:54.399 --> 01:41:55.720 you know, ul sort of sly. The weather is starting 1992 01:41:55.760 --> 01:42:01.079 to get shitty. So I would say, like early next year, 1993 01:42:01.119 --> 01:42:03.800 we're gonna start, like we want to do the in January, 1994 01:42:03.840 --> 01:42:05.880 we want to start doing the what is it the 1995 01:42:05.920 --> 01:42:10.279 Google Voice kick the year off with some voicemails. I 1996 01:42:10.359 --> 01:42:12.880 think would be a good way to start, then slowly 1997 01:42:12.920 --> 01:42:17.359 build up. But definitely I think it's I think it's 1998 01:42:17.439 --> 01:42:20.760 safe to say that it's very possible that there will 1999 01:42:20.800 --> 01:42:25.039 be at the very least a small live show in 2000 01:42:25.760 --> 01:42:30.840 the La California kind of area. I think that's doable. Yeah, 2001 01:42:31.159 --> 01:42:32.560 I don't want to I don't want to promise like 2002 01:42:33.520 --> 01:42:36.279 traveling or like like like a whole like, oh, we 2003 01:42:36.399 --> 01:42:39.239 got to go to like, you know, Milwaukee or something 2004 01:42:39.279 --> 01:42:45.880 like Qatar. Yeah, let's go to It's star Tank live 2005 01:42:45.920 --> 01:42:49.520 in Katar and Riad. Oh yeah, they'll give us some 2006 01:42:49.600 --> 01:42:53.079 money to rid the offer us right now? Would you? 2007 01:42:53.520 --> 01:42:54.840 Can I be honest with you? Can I be honest 2008 01:42:54.840 --> 01:42:58.279 with you? At this point? Fuck it? Like it's clearly, clearly, 2009 01:42:59.119 --> 01:43:06.239 clearly we are in a post principles world. So like 2010 01:43:06.439 --> 01:43:08.079 at a certain point, like if you're the only one 2011 01:43:08.119 --> 01:43:11.520 playing by the rules, you're just a fucking idiot. And 2012 01:43:11.640 --> 01:43:14.479 so like I don't know, maybe I didn't I didn't 2013 01:43:14.520 --> 01:43:18.560 like the Twin Towers anyway, so like so like I 2014 01:43:18.600 --> 01:43:20.920 don't know, I'm not exactly the best person. I'm not 2015 01:43:21.000 --> 01:43:22.479 exactly the best person. I go there and be like, 2016 01:43:22.560 --> 01:43:24.159 thank you, we've got such a we got such a 2017 01:43:24.399 --> 01:43:30.239 nicer building there. Thanks a lot. Thanks, you know, thanks 2018 01:43:30.279 --> 01:43:33.479 for your contribution. I hate what you've done to airports, 2019 01:43:33.520 --> 01:43:35.520 but I like what you've done to my skyline kind of, 2020 01:43:36.000 --> 01:43:38.680 so it's, uh, it doesn't really even out. Actually the 2021 01:43:38.800 --> 01:43:43.600 airport's way worse. Uh, the airport. The consequences of the 2022 01:43:43.640 --> 01:43:45.720 Airport of nine to eleven are so much worse than 2023 01:43:45.760 --> 01:43:48.640 everything else, except for I guess, like Islamophobia, but like, 2024 01:43:48.680 --> 01:43:50.479 I mean, that's kind of like I don't really care. 2025 01:43:50.920 --> 01:43:55.880 The like going to the airport and having to take 2026 01:43:55.920 --> 01:44:00.319 my shoes off. Dude, oh my god, disgusting. I hate it. 2027 01:44:00.520 --> 01:44:02.000 I hate It's discuss saying I have to take my 2028 01:44:02.079 --> 01:44:04.960 fucking Nintendo out. I have to take my fucking steam 2029 01:44:05.039 --> 01:44:06.960 deck out, even though they know what a steam deck is. 2030 01:44:07.399 --> 01:44:10.800 You know, it's a long Long's what's interesting. They make 2031 01:44:10.880 --> 01:44:14.560 me put my pets in small bags whenever I go 2032 01:44:14.680 --> 01:44:18.960 traveling now because of the the goings on of eleven nine, 2033 01:44:19.000 --> 01:44:19.760 I mean nine eleven. 2034 01:44:20.520 --> 01:44:21.880 What do you mean your pets? 2035 01:44:21.960 --> 01:44:25.720 Bring my bring my dogs as carry ons. They don't 2036 01:44:25.760 --> 01:44:26.159 let me do that. 2037 01:44:26.279 --> 01:44:29.119 No more could you used to do that? I don't 2038 01:44:29.119 --> 01:44:29.359 even know. 2039 01:44:30.119 --> 01:44:31.840 You cannot bring it animals to carry on. You can't 2040 01:44:32.079 --> 01:44:33.520 know you I think you can actually. 2041 01:44:33.279 --> 01:44:37.760 Well you can do now, isn't it just like you 2042 01:44:37.840 --> 01:44:40.119 can do support animals. I don't know about bringing the 2043 01:44:40.880 --> 01:44:43.840 side of that. But people are getting fucking slick because 2044 01:44:43.840 --> 01:44:46.239 they're trying to have like fucking support iguanas and ship 2045 01:44:46.840 --> 01:44:48.520 and they're like, get the fuck out of here with that. 2046 01:44:52.199 --> 01:44:57.439 This is my support to lapia. It's just like I 2047 01:44:57.520 --> 01:45:02.039 want to bring my support leopard seal. What the fuck 2048 01:45:02.159 --> 01:45:03.199 is a tilapia? Actually? 2049 01:45:03.479 --> 01:45:07.439 I mean well, swordfish, I think a kind of I've 2050 01:45:07.520 --> 01:45:07.880 never seen. 2051 01:45:08.000 --> 01:45:10.199 Yeah, I don't know what it looks like either, I've 2052 01:45:10.239 --> 01:45:13.760 only ever seen I've only ever eaten them. They're pretty good. 2053 01:45:14.560 --> 01:45:19.359 I recently got more into Pacific cod. I like to 2054 01:45:19.600 --> 01:45:21.520 I never had cod in my life. Actually gross, I 2055 01:45:21.640 --> 01:45:23.319 like to me, all that sounds gross. I like this 2056 01:45:23.479 --> 01:45:26.239 consistency because it's more of a like a It reminds 2057 01:45:26.279 --> 01:45:29.680 me of the fancier like flat like the like like 2058 01:45:29.800 --> 01:45:32.760 halibit and swordfish, even though those are way more expensive 2059 01:45:33.039 --> 01:45:37.880 because I guess the rarity, but it's a consistency is Yeah, 2060 01:45:37.880 --> 01:45:40.159 it's pretty good. I like that type of fish. It 2061 01:45:40.319 --> 01:45:42.159 is so funny how much of the fish we eat 2062 01:45:42.960 --> 01:45:45.279 like there really is, like so much of it is 2063 01:45:45.680 --> 01:45:49.039 just for food. Oh yeah, like compared to like other things, 2064 01:45:49.079 --> 01:45:51.640 like we wouldn't eat like a boiled full cow, you 2065 01:45:51.720 --> 01:45:54.079 know what I mean. Like, but like a fish is 2066 01:45:54.159 --> 01:45:56.279 like damn, you're the whole thing. It's most of it. 2067 01:45:57.000 --> 01:46:02.479 A boiled full cow is crazy from easy work, whole 2068 01:46:02.720 --> 01:46:08.079 entire cow is insane. Boil this cow right now, or 2069 01:46:08.159 --> 01:46:10.560 you're not some pepper. A few onions in the water 2070 01:46:10.600 --> 01:46:13.920 and you boil that cow. Actually, new new initiation ritual 2071 01:46:14.000 --> 01:46:16.439 for any and anybody listening. You cannot be a fan 2072 01:46:16.520 --> 01:46:18.319 of this show, even if you do, even if you 2073 01:46:18.439 --> 01:46:21.359 do a p even if you donate on Patreon, we 2074 01:46:21.439 --> 01:46:24.560 appreciate that. But you're not really a start Tank fan 2075 01:46:24.680 --> 01:46:28.119 until you've boiled an entire cow. Like, yeah, that's the 2076 01:46:28.199 --> 01:46:30.800 preferably one of the young ones when they're really cute. No, 2077 01:46:31.119 --> 01:46:33.000 the big one, and you need to figure out how 2078 01:46:33.000 --> 01:46:36.840 to how to boil the biggest cow, the biggest cow 2079 01:46:36.880 --> 01:46:39.279 in your area. Basically, you gotta get a cauldron, although 2080 01:46:39.319 --> 01:46:42.039 even a cauldron is pretty small for a fucking full cow. 2081 01:46:42.079 --> 01:46:43.319 So you're gonna have to figure it out. Maybe like 2082 01:46:43.359 --> 01:46:46.760 a like an indoor pool, maybe like a big cauldron. 2083 01:46:48.079 --> 01:46:50.680 Oh yeah, the answer was right in front of me. 2084 01:46:51.279 --> 01:46:56.199 Big cauldron, big cauldron, cauldron. I love it. Let's do it. 2085 01:46:57.560 --> 01:46:59.279 So the answer is, yes, we're gonna we're gonna do more. 2086 01:47:02.119 --> 01:47:04.720 What have we got our forty seven? Let's do one 2087 01:47:04.760 --> 01:47:08.720 more and then let's uh wrap this baby up. Find 2088 01:47:08.760 --> 01:47:12.840 a good one. I got a cook today. I'm so excited. 2089 01:47:13.720 --> 01:47:16.279 Fuck that you got you're cooking tonight. Oh you're doing that? 2090 01:47:16.359 --> 01:47:17.239 Thanks having with your family. 2091 01:47:17.399 --> 01:47:20.920 I'm preparing everything tonight. So I gotta marinate my chicken. 2092 01:47:22.119 --> 01:47:25.600 I gotta yeah, hay, are all my spices and herbs 2093 01:47:25.640 --> 01:47:26.119 and shit? 2094 01:47:28.319 --> 01:47:32.079 Chris is a all right, let what is this? Okay? 2095 01:47:32.880 --> 01:47:38.319 I mean this is kind of you know what and whatever. 2096 01:47:38.560 --> 01:47:41.479 Chris is adeptust mechanic as simp. I don't know what 2097 01:47:41.560 --> 01:47:43.920 any of that means. Wrote in He says, Hi, guys, 2098 01:47:44.479 --> 01:47:46.439 you all have obviously seen the Steam Console, but I 2099 01:47:46.479 --> 01:47:49.279 think it's severely underpowered. I've been using a desktop rig 2100 01:47:49.319 --> 01:47:50.880 to play games in my living room for years and 2101 01:47:51.000 --> 01:47:54.239 kind disappointed the official thing is not as interesting. Well, 2102 01:47:54.279 --> 01:47:59.079 I mean, I don't know. It's a mid range machine 2103 01:48:00.239 --> 01:48:05.720 that's meant to be convenient above all else. Uh, it's like, 2104 01:48:05.760 --> 01:48:08.479 what is it eight times or ten times more powerful 2105 01:48:08.479 --> 01:48:11.760 than the Steam Deck. It's pretty if I remember a right, Yeah, 2106 01:48:12.319 --> 01:48:14.880 that sounds like that sounds right. I don't know. I 2107 01:48:14.920 --> 01:48:17.319 think it's I think it's appropriate for the size. Dude. 2108 01:48:17.359 --> 01:48:20.600 The thing is like because it's like half a Series X. 2109 01:48:20.680 --> 01:48:23.520 It's like like this or something. It's pretty. That's pretty. 2110 01:48:24.359 --> 01:48:26.880 That's not bad for the for the power that you're getting. 2111 01:48:26.920 --> 01:48:29.239 I don't know. I think it's interesting. I'm probably in 2112 01:48:29.399 --> 01:48:34.720 on it. It really depends on the price point, but 2113 01:48:34.760 --> 01:48:36.840 I would I would actually pay more than like standard 2114 01:48:37.279 --> 01:48:39.760 console price for it, just because I'm in there. I'm 2115 01:48:39.760 --> 01:48:41.960 in the market specifically four having a living room PC 2116 01:48:42.119 --> 01:48:44.399 without the hassle of like setting up a PC in 2117 01:48:44.439 --> 01:48:46.439 my living room. That really is the worst part it 2118 01:48:46.640 --> 01:48:49.399 be so, but I'm probably not gonna get it though. Yeah, 2119 01:48:49.680 --> 01:48:54.520 if it's it would have to be no more than eight. 2120 01:48:54.680 --> 01:48:58.840 I think mm hmm, I would pay like seven. I 2121 01:48:58.880 --> 01:49:03.720 would pay exactly eight maybe, you know, but like above, 2122 01:49:03.800 --> 01:49:05.800 that is kind of you're getting into. I might as 2123 01:49:05.840 --> 01:49:07.479 well just get another PC for the for the living 2124 01:49:07.600 --> 01:49:09.199 at that point, which I won't do because it's the 2125 01:49:09.239 --> 01:49:12.840 whole point is to avoid that. But but it will 2126 01:49:12.880 --> 01:49:14.560 be expensive. It's not gonna be like and people are 2127 01:49:14.560 --> 01:49:16.520 talking about it like, oh, it'll be like six hundred. No, 2128 01:49:17.000 --> 01:49:19.760 like six would be a fucking miracle for that. There's 2129 01:49:19.800 --> 01:49:26.760 gonna be thirty seven cents. Oh okay, finally, deflation, everything's deflating. 2130 01:49:28.079 --> 01:49:29.800 That would be worse technically, right, Like if it's like 2131 01:49:29.880 --> 01:49:32.960 that's like a catastrophic for some reason that I can't really. 2132 01:49:34.000 --> 01:49:36.520 No one's worth all the things that are worth with disappears, 2133 01:49:36.560 --> 01:49:39.079 all of the all of the solid well for the 2134 01:49:39.079 --> 01:49:39.760 country disappear. 2135 01:49:39.760 --> 01:49:41.880 I think we should just do a version of and 2136 01:49:41.960 --> 01:49:42.199 not to. 2137 01:49:42.279 --> 01:49:44.560 Mention, it'd be the companies that have the most money 2138 01:49:44.640 --> 01:49:47.880 can buy up everything for crazy low prices. 2139 01:49:47.920 --> 01:49:52.000 So we would we're gonna do We're gonna do fight Club. 2140 01:49:52.520 --> 01:49:54.119 You know if you've seen fight Club, the ending of 2141 01:49:54.199 --> 01:49:59.279 fight Club. Yeah, when they start raining nukes down, when 2142 01:49:59.279 --> 01:50:02.600 dinna do that? Okay, Yeah, what if we just said 2143 01:50:02.640 --> 01:50:08.359 time out, I'm out, time out reset? I feel like 2144 01:50:08.439 --> 01:50:11.399 that's kind of necessary, Honestly, I don't know how it'd 2145 01:50:11.439 --> 01:50:11.760 be nice. 2146 01:50:11.760 --> 01:50:14.600 Wouldn't of the banking system in the country. Yeah, we 2147 01:50:14.680 --> 01:50:17.279 need a huge of wealth and jon't need a huge reset? 2148 01:50:17.720 --> 01:50:20.079 Is it crazy that Jeffrey Epstein like was behind the 2149 01:50:20.199 --> 01:50:22.159 fucking financial crisis two thousand and eight? In that while 2150 01:50:24.840 --> 01:50:29.000 that is crazy that recently I learned that recently, I 2151 01:50:29.039 --> 01:50:31.239 mean I think well, I think I might have. I mean, 2152 01:50:31.880 --> 01:50:34.760 in the grand scheme of like a million crimes, you 2153 01:50:34.840 --> 01:50:36.119 know what I mean, like it's just kind of one 2154 01:50:36.119 --> 01:50:37.319 of those things that like I think I might have 2155 01:50:37.439 --> 01:50:45.399 like heard that in passing, but I never like the assumption. Sure, 2156 01:50:45.880 --> 01:50:48.640 I'm just of the assumption that whenever I hear something online, 2157 01:50:48.720 --> 01:50:50.760 I choose like, Okay, that might be true, but like 2158 01:50:50.840 --> 01:50:54.600 I don't know because I haven't. People could say fucking anything, 2159 01:50:54.920 --> 01:50:58.760 and I've gotta just I try to steel myself against 2160 01:50:58.880 --> 01:51:01.439 you just believing random ship that I hear. Yeah, they 2161 01:51:01.520 --> 01:51:04.319 all do, but yeah, but no, I heard that, and 2162 01:51:04.319 --> 01:51:06.479 I remember being like, oh, that that would be I 2163 01:51:06.800 --> 01:51:08.800 remember thinking, oh, that would be crazy if true, And 2164 01:51:08.840 --> 01:51:11.119 I would remember I remember thinking like, yeah, I wouldn't 2165 01:51:11.119 --> 01:51:13.439 be surprised, but I wouldn't like, you know, I wouldn't 2166 01:51:13.680 --> 01:51:15.840 repeat that fact on like a on like a live 2167 01:51:16.079 --> 01:51:19.000 TV show or something, right, But I was. But then 2168 01:51:19.199 --> 01:51:20.319 like I heard it again and I was like, let 2169 01:51:20.319 --> 01:51:21.600 me look into this, and I was like, oh shit, 2170 01:51:21.680 --> 01:51:27.600 that is that. It's like literally actually true. That's crazy, dude, 2171 01:51:28.479 --> 01:51:31.000 what a figure you're making moves for a very long time, 2172 01:51:31.960 --> 01:51:38.279 good old JP man. You can't like JF. Garrettey. I mean, 2173 01:51:38.600 --> 01:51:41.199 it is weird that they have Yeah, his uh, his 2174 01:51:41.279 --> 01:51:46.920 wife's still missing. She is still missing, and people are, uh, 2175 01:51:47.840 --> 01:51:49.760 everyone's perplexed for like, what the hell is going on 2176 01:51:49.840 --> 01:51:52.319 with the law enforcement cat. It's crazy because I apparently 2177 01:51:52.399 --> 01:51:56.199 they haven't even swept his house. They've never like checked 2178 01:51:56.239 --> 01:51:59.239 to see like if they can find any DNA or 2179 01:51:59.279 --> 01:52:02.840 anything wrong. They just never did that. It's like, I 2180 01:52:02.920 --> 01:52:05.399 was like, I guess they just literally don't give a shit. 2181 01:52:07.039 --> 01:52:11.199 Why would they get I mean, I get so that'd 2182 01:52:11.239 --> 01:52:13.039 mean to be fair, I guess they're like I don't 2183 01:52:13.359 --> 01:52:16.640 know this, I don't know or whatever. All right, Oh, 2184 01:52:16.720 --> 01:52:18.479 here's a good We're gonna end on this one. Because 2185 01:52:18.520 --> 01:52:20.039 I did see this one. I think I had a 2186 01:52:20.039 --> 01:52:21.239 good answer to it, so I want to read it. 2187 01:52:21.279 --> 01:52:22.800 Po Tca wrote and he's like, how's it going, Chris, 2188 01:52:22.880 --> 01:52:26.560 Derek and Pigeonstin? Did I say that? Probably at some 2189 01:52:26.680 --> 01:52:30.560 point I remember called the peasant Ston. Remember that peasants 2190 01:52:30.560 --> 01:52:33.960 Ston was one Thingston was one from like that wasn't 2191 01:52:34.000 --> 01:52:37.680 from here, but it was like we were. I don't 2192 01:52:37.680 --> 01:52:44.840 remember slu that was ever one worstin for Steed vagrant Ston. 2193 01:52:46.079 --> 01:52:48.439 I like that. There's a lot of things that work 2194 01:52:48.479 --> 01:52:57.159 with your name. Actually shut up, okay, Comston. I like 2195 01:52:57.239 --> 01:53:01.119 that one yeah, that's great. Anyway. Anyway, he says, we 2196 01:53:01.199 --> 01:53:04.800 see a lot of remakes of Beloved, we see a 2197 01:53:04.800 --> 01:53:06.880 lot of remakes of beloved games. But I'm curious if 2198 01:53:06.920 --> 01:53:08.720 you could have a really shitty video game be remade, 2199 01:53:08.920 --> 01:53:11.000 and I mean really shitty video game remade, what would 2200 01:53:11.039 --> 01:53:14.640 it be and why? I have an idea. I want 2201 01:53:14.680 --> 01:53:22.399 a next generation like Unreal Engine five Glover. I want Glover. 2202 01:53:22.520 --> 01:53:25.960 Oh yeah, I want a gritty reboot of Grubber, of 2203 01:53:26.079 --> 01:53:31.039 a Grubber Glover Glover. Everybody's talking about that. That's that's 2204 01:53:32.479 --> 01:53:33.960 I think. I think it would hit. I think a 2205 01:53:34.000 --> 01:53:36.560 gritty reboot of Glover would would go hard. Like he 2206 01:53:36.720 --> 01:53:41.199 loses his son, and he's like, he's cradling his dead son. 2207 01:53:41.239 --> 01:53:43.239 He's cradling his dead son. He's got to get revenge against. 2208 01:53:43.239 --> 01:53:44.399 I don't know a sock. I don't I don't know 2209 01:53:44.399 --> 01:53:48.119 anything about Glover. Honestly, I really I have not played it. 2210 01:53:48.239 --> 01:53:50.680 I have not played a millisecond of Glover. I've seen 2211 01:53:50.760 --> 01:53:52.960 footage of it. Maybe I think I've seen, genuinely in 2212 01:53:52.960 --> 01:53:58.039 my entire life, maybe fifteen full seconds of cumulative Glover footage. 2213 01:53:58.359 --> 01:54:01.199 But I've heard nothing good about it. Uh, the only 2214 01:54:01.239 --> 01:54:02.439 thing I heard heard about it was that it was 2215 01:54:02.520 --> 01:54:04.399 interesting that somebody made it. It was interesting that it 2216 01:54:04.520 --> 01:54:07.199 was that it was a real thing. Yeah, you know, 2217 01:54:07.640 --> 01:54:13.319 I'd love I'd love a woke Max Pain. Max Pain 2218 01:54:13.399 --> 01:54:18.520 is not a shitty game. Okay, that's the original Max Pain. Yeah, 2219 01:54:18.520 --> 01:54:23.359 people love it. Yeah, but what a woke pain. Woke pain. 2220 01:54:24.239 --> 01:54:26.000 They should have, they should have a reboot of They 2221 01:54:26.000 --> 01:54:28.199 should have they should make it Minimum Pain min Pain. 2222 01:54:29.000 --> 01:54:31.720 And it's like it's it's a guy, and it's it's 2223 01:54:31.800 --> 01:54:36.319 it's it's it's a guy. So there's it's the other 2224 01:54:36.439 --> 01:54:38.159 side of the story. It's like Chief and arbiter kind 2225 01:54:38.199 --> 01:54:40.720 of thing. You play as Min Pain and you go 2226 01:54:40.920 --> 01:54:44.199 around the level, so like your first level is the 2227 01:54:44.239 --> 01:54:46.279 first level of Max Pain, but you're going around basically 2228 01:54:46.399 --> 01:54:50.239 like a healing everybody, like like yeah, like putting bandages 2229 01:54:50.239 --> 01:54:53.279 on the people that Max Pain kills, and uh, you 2230 01:54:53.920 --> 01:54:57.479 basically clean up crew basically for Max Pain. And that's 2231 01:54:57.520 --> 01:54:59.479 like the whole that's the entire game. This entire experience 2232 01:54:59.600 --> 01:55:02.520 is no common that but there is bullet time in 2233 01:55:03.520 --> 01:55:09.439 wrapping people up in bandages motion, this slow motion bandage time. 2234 01:55:09.600 --> 01:55:11.720 There's a quick time events and stuff. I think Min 2235 01:55:12.159 --> 01:55:15.079 Min Pain would be great. It's not exactly in the 2236 01:55:15.119 --> 01:55:17.560 spirit of the question, but I like it. Can you 2237 01:55:17.600 --> 01:55:22.000 guys help me find this game that was on the 2238 01:55:22.279 --> 01:55:27.199 Xbox Store briefly. It was a complete ripoff of God 2239 01:55:27.279 --> 01:55:34.359 of War and I can't Oh yeah, Child, Zeus Child. 2240 01:55:35.479 --> 01:55:42.920 I'm trying to remember it yet, War God's Us Child. 2241 01:55:43.199 --> 01:55:50.279 I love that unreal five fucking PS six exclusive uh huh, 2242 01:55:51.079 --> 01:55:53.880 or I guess Xbox can get it Xbox yeah whatever, 2243 01:55:53.920 --> 01:55:59.880 whatever that means that you know, Xbox exclusive. Oh my god, God, 2244 01:56:00.119 --> 01:56:04.560 this gameplay looks immaculate. The way he walks around is astounded. 2245 01:56:04.680 --> 01:56:08.359 He slides backwards. There's no backwards walking animation, so we 2246 01:56:08.479 --> 01:56:13.039 just like slide if you if you want something to 2247 01:56:13.119 --> 01:56:16.640 really tickle you go ahead and look up War God's 2248 01:56:17.119 --> 01:56:23.119 Zeus of Child anywhere and you will be rewarded. I 2249 01:56:23.239 --> 01:56:26.439 bathe like, you'll you'll like what you see. It's such 2250 01:56:26.479 --> 01:56:31.680 a it is so blatant that it's crazy. I've never 2251 01:56:31.760 --> 01:56:33.880 seen a more blatant ripoff. Actually, Like I've seen people 2252 01:56:33.920 --> 01:56:36.319 like claiming like I've seen games that like like Pow 2253 01:56:36.399 --> 01:56:39.560 World right poke with Pokemon and you look at that 2254 01:56:39.600 --> 01:56:42.159 and you're like, yeah, that's a ripoff of Pokemon. But 2255 01:56:42.199 --> 01:56:45.680 it's also like it is transforming it, Like it is 2256 01:56:45.920 --> 01:56:48.960 like it is unashamed of its inspiration, but it is 2257 01:56:49.039 --> 01:56:51.800 a transformation. Say the same thing about Vampire Survivors and 2258 01:56:51.880 --> 01:56:53.920 like and like Castlevania, where it's just like you're kind 2259 01:56:53.960 --> 01:56:56.479 of lifting a lot here, but like it's it is different. 2260 01:56:57.159 --> 01:57:02.279 That's straight up praying Repire Survivor of mind, never mind 2261 01:57:02.560 --> 01:57:05.199 Vampire Survivors. Yeah, yeah, from like two years ago. I think, 2262 01:57:05.359 --> 01:57:10.920 I think, God, God Child. It's just such a cleared 2263 01:57:11.000 --> 01:57:16.439 ship post. Again, it's so funny. It is. It is 2264 01:57:16.520 --> 01:57:18.760 the Krados model though, like it's not even it's not 2265 01:57:18.920 --> 01:57:23.159 like inspired by creatives. Yeah, it is creative. 2266 01:57:23.159 --> 01:57:26.359 It's the only thing that looks decent in this that 2267 01:57:26.520 --> 01:57:29.800 it's like, hey that I I completely recognize that's Credos. 2268 01:57:29.840 --> 01:57:33.760 That's a decent job, dude. The animations are dude going 2269 01:57:33.920 --> 01:57:38.319 out of the arenas too. It's like it's just it 2270 01:57:38.520 --> 01:57:41.920 is so shiit. I love it. It's just it's clearly 2271 01:57:42.000 --> 01:57:45.000 all stolen assets because like so that so in the 2272 01:57:45.039 --> 01:57:47.119 footage I'm watching, he's fighting a bunch I'm pretty sure 2273 01:57:47.159 --> 01:57:50.359 that's like, I don't know what the fuck it is. 2274 01:57:51.319 --> 01:57:54.079 In my video, it looks like he's fighting like like 2275 01:57:54.319 --> 01:57:58.079 Nemesis or something from like Resident Evil or like I 2276 01:57:58.119 --> 01:58:01.199 don't even know, man, Like it's yeah, yeah, I don't 2277 01:58:01.199 --> 01:58:03.479 know exactly. I would love to see like a full 2278 01:58:03.560 --> 01:58:05.720 on like I would love to see War Gods Zeus 2279 01:58:05.720 --> 01:58:07.880 of Child given the time and attention to this. 2280 01:58:09.640 --> 01:58:11.520 But if Santa Monica they've been because they've been hush 2281 01:58:11.560 --> 01:58:13.319 hush for a minute, you know, they're like, oh, the 2282 01:58:13.720 --> 01:58:16.680 only thing we've seen is the hiring for specific roles, 2283 01:58:16.720 --> 01:58:18.199 you know, like you see when they're putting out the 2284 01:58:18.760 --> 01:58:20.880 oh we're hiring for this, must be vers in this, 2285 01:58:21.119 --> 01:58:21.880 and they're working on. 2286 01:58:22.079 --> 01:58:27.000 War Gods Zeus a Child. That would be all I 2287 01:58:27.000 --> 01:58:27.399 would want. 2288 01:58:27.520 --> 01:58:30.720 Yeah, you know, I wouldn't be that mad, to be honest, 2289 01:58:30.840 --> 01:58:32.800 I'd be like, of course they'd be like, fuck you 2290 01:58:32.840 --> 01:58:35.640 gotta wait even longer for a real proper game, but 2291 01:58:35.720 --> 01:58:37.800 also this is funny, thank you. 2292 01:58:38.880 --> 01:58:40.359 I wouldn't be mad, but I would be like, you 2293 01:58:40.439 --> 01:58:42.680 know what, if that's what you want to do, have 2294 01:58:42.840 --> 01:58:45.960 fun with that. I just man, I want that. I 2295 01:58:46.039 --> 01:58:48.039 want that fucking remaster though, for real, like of the 2296 01:58:48.119 --> 01:58:52.640 original game, like I just yeah, it's too bad, too bad, 2297 01:58:52.680 --> 01:58:59.560 It's never gonna happen. Whatever is, it'll never happen. Sorry, Sawi. Anyway, 2298 01:58:59.600 --> 01:59:03.600 we're gonna read, We're gonna read our twenty five We're 2299 01:59:03.600 --> 01:59:10.000 gonna read our twenty five dollars patrons now, so uh, 2300 01:59:10.239 --> 01:59:13.199 let's go ahead and read our twenty five dollar pat Remember, 2301 01:59:13.199 --> 01:59:15.520 you can go to patreon dot com slash the snark tag. 2302 01:59:16.520 --> 01:59:18.439 You can go to patreon dot com slash the snark tag. 2303 01:59:20.680 --> 01:59:24.199 I don't know, so like what so that's speed, that's 2304 01:59:24.279 --> 01:59:28.000 speeds expression. So the last question is guess what I show? 2305 01:59:28.079 --> 01:59:30.079 Speed named his dog wrote and he says, take a 2306 01:59:30.159 --> 01:59:33.079 look y'all, and he sent me an image. He sent 2307 01:59:33.119 --> 01:59:39.600 me a link to an image and the image, the 2308 01:59:39.720 --> 01:59:43.840 image is h the image is this, take a look y'all. 2309 01:59:44.720 --> 01:59:46.600 That's a he just said, take a look y'all. That 2310 01:59:46.680 --> 01:59:49.279 was the entire classic line from uh when Stephen A. 2311 01:59:49.399 --> 01:59:53.199 Smith tried to tweet out a photo and then it 2312 01:59:53.399 --> 01:59:56.560 just says like I amg underscore, you know, oh yeah, 2313 01:59:57.960 --> 02:00:01.359 and then somebody put somebody calm and it's big if true, 2314 02:00:01.600 --> 02:00:04.279 and then Stephen Abra responds with what are you talking 2315 02:00:04.319 --> 02:00:06.159 about so funny. 2316 02:00:07.880 --> 02:00:12.079 I love it. I love watching that, like the translation 2317 02:00:12.239 --> 02:00:15.640 barrier fall apart between like generations like that, and it's 2318 02:00:15.680 --> 02:00:18.159 like watching the It's like watching the Tower of Babbel happening. 2319 02:00:18.199 --> 02:00:25.119 And yeah, it's just like like, oh, we can't communicate, yay, yay, yay. 2320 02:00:25.239 --> 02:00:28.720 Communication is impossible. Hey, we're gonna read the names of 2321 02:00:28.720 --> 02:00:30.199 our twenty five dollar patres. Now. Remember you can go 2322 02:00:30.199 --> 02:00:33.279 to Patreon A Concess's nar tank early access, ad free episodes, 2323 02:00:33.520 --> 02:00:38.800 exclusive episodes, all that jazz. Yeah, all right, you count 2324 02:00:38.840 --> 02:00:43.520 me down, three, two one. What would it look like 2325 02:00:43.520 --> 02:00:45.239 if Scooby said what would say? Would it sound like 2326 02:00:45.279 --> 02:00:46.680 if Scooby said the N word? What would it look like? 2327 02:00:46.720 --> 02:00:51.279 Makes no sense? Uh, there's a spoof horror about a 2328 02:00:51.319 --> 02:00:53.680 giant sperm called Wadzilla. It's a parody of Godzilla. Bust 2329 02:00:53.680 --> 02:00:55.720 inside my mouth, put the pen in my Boka living, 2330 02:00:55.760 --> 02:00:57.800 Oh live in Levita Loca. Oh, I see, I see 2331 02:00:57.800 --> 02:01:00.319 what you're saying. Yeah, I didn't get it, Like the 2332 02:01:00.640 --> 02:01:02.359 for the entire several weeks that we've been doing the show, 2333 02:01:02.359 --> 02:01:03.359 I didn't. I didn't get your thing. 2334 02:01:03.520 --> 02:01:05.359 Wow, second used the basket back? 2335 02:01:05.840 --> 02:01:09.039 Yeah, go ahead and you're not needed for this. I'm 2336 02:01:17.359 --> 02:01:19.399 he's I think is he peeing? I think he might 2337 02:01:19.439 --> 02:01:21.399 be peeing. He might be. He might so he didn't 2338 02:01:21.479 --> 02:01:27.920 leave the Are you back? That would be crazy if 2339 02:01:28.199 --> 02:01:30.079 you like took your headphones off and was like I 2340 02:01:30.119 --> 02:01:31.680 gotta go to the bathroom and took your headphones off 2341 02:01:31.720 --> 02:01:37.199 and stood there and shat and just shat loudly, chevy loudly. 2342 02:01:37.319 --> 02:01:41.159 Then I get up and it's just brown on my pants. 2343 02:01:41.399 --> 02:01:42.800 That's not that white guy. That's like that white guy 2344 02:01:42.840 --> 02:01:44.600 who like mogs the camera and he like farts and 2345 02:01:44.640 --> 02:01:48.000 ships and he's like, guys, are remember the video we 2346 02:01:48.079 --> 02:01:53.079 saw the guy pissing. Oh dude, that video is insane. 2347 02:01:54.640 --> 02:01:58.279 So what is he talking about? He's like he's yeah, 2348 02:01:58.279 --> 02:02:00.760 he was like, he's he's a video of this. I 2349 02:02:00.800 --> 02:02:04.000 don't know how to describe this. Okay, he thought he's 2350 02:02:04.039 --> 02:02:06.880 gonna leave. He brings up something and he's like, all right, 2351 02:02:06.920 --> 02:02:08.560 I gotta go. It's a video of some guy like 2352 02:02:08.800 --> 02:02:10.520 like making a video. He's like angry at the I 2353 02:02:10.680 --> 02:02:12.079 r s. He like gets on his phone. He's like 2354 02:02:12.119 --> 02:02:14.039 fuck you, Ira, and he's like the camera's like really low, 2355 02:02:14.119 --> 02:02:15.560 and then he stands and he and he like you 2356 02:02:15.600 --> 02:02:17.920 can see him flexing and he just pissed, just falls 2357 02:02:17.960 --> 02:02:20.920 down his pantle like it's crazy, his shorts and was like, 2358 02:02:21.039 --> 02:02:23.840 why what's happening? But it's real. It's not like AI 2359 02:02:24.000 --> 02:02:26.039 or know that. It's very very bizarre. That's an angry 2360 02:02:26.119 --> 02:02:28.760 man anyway. Anyway, that's what Kingston brought up before he left. 2361 02:02:29.079 --> 02:02:34.520 He remember this, I gotta go Lowgert Yogurt's bucket of 2362 02:02:34.600 --> 02:02:37.960 probiotic Brogert just learned night Wing fans are called dickheads. 2363 02:02:38.159 --> 02:02:40.840 Big Chrissy a comfy night is trying to figure out 2364 02:02:40.840 --> 02:02:42.560 how to get in contact with the other transformed Snart 2365 02:02:42.560 --> 02:02:46.680 Tank patrons. Miss t Lamone, God's favorite fanboy, Malik Berry, 2366 02:02:46.880 --> 02:02:51.319 Stephen Bonell, Oh, welcome Destiny. Thanks for supporting the show. 2367 02:02:51.640 --> 02:02:55.479 H Sorry I missed that one. Oh, Stephen Bonell is Oh, 2368 02:02:55.720 --> 02:02:59.640 Stephen Bonell K. Thanks so much, man, Yeah, thanks a lot, 2369 02:02:59.760 --> 02:03:03.479 man appreciate it. I knew I knew you. I knew 2370 02:03:03.520 --> 02:03:09.039 you'd come around eventually. Anal Footcake Cobeba Patreon ross is 2371 02:03:09.159 --> 02:03:12.359 Uber Mega gay Hoomo Willy admirer, gay boy Farty Young 2372 02:03:12.399 --> 02:03:15.359 Colin mistaking white phosphors for flour the dark Passenger curse 2373 02:03:15.439 --> 02:03:19.600 technique in my hand and clap. The genie did the 2374 02:03:19.720 --> 02:03:22.439 thing to turn Swen's blood into bacon grease, but the 2375 02:03:22.560 --> 02:03:24.399 levels of fat and his body somehow decreased by eighty 2376 02:03:24.399 --> 02:03:27.960 seven percent. Young Colin is Assault Factory. Young Colin in 2377 02:03:28.000 --> 02:03:31.239 Assault Factory, playing with nunchucks, but their swords getting chewed 2378 02:03:31.239 --> 02:03:33.920 out of twenty five dollars by two sexy, big black 2379 02:03:34.000 --> 02:03:36.720 Israelites and a light skin Twink Delta Gamma literally fed 2380 02:03:36.760 --> 02:03:38.840 this toddler last week. Why is it's still crying? Clamuel 2381 02:03:38.960 --> 02:03:40.520 Esquire the third One time I took a shit so 2382 02:03:40.600 --> 02:03:46.239 big it made me come not lying Comfy Transnit Comfy 2383 02:03:46.279 --> 02:03:51.479 trans Night. Molly or Malley underscore Malibu on Twitter. So 2384 02:03:51.800 --> 02:03:56.880 m A l I underscore m A l I boo 2385 02:03:57.319 --> 02:03:59.159 on Twitter. So there you go. You're trying to get 2386 02:03:59.159 --> 02:04:02.600 in contact. There you go, You got you at it. Uh, 2387 02:04:04.000 --> 02:04:05.840 that'd be crazy if like I were responsible for like 2388 02:04:05.880 --> 02:04:09.560 a wedding, I'm going to kill the president with a mortar. 2389 02:04:09.840 --> 02:04:12.039 They need they needed a stell soldier. So I put 2390 02:04:12.199 --> 02:04:14.000 my hand on the Habachi hot plate at Benny Hana 2391 02:04:14.039 --> 02:04:16.640 and burnt my fucking fingerprints off. I haven't played Expedition 2392 02:04:16.680 --> 02:04:18.760 in thirty three yet, solely because the French's accent hurts 2393 02:04:18.800 --> 02:04:21.199 my ears. I'm not even joking. Elder scrolls, Elves call 2394 02:04:21.319 --> 02:04:24.520 red guards Enoi. Only the gayest will suck guys blow 2395 02:04:24.600 --> 02:04:28.720 me agay by Gapeim Benjamin Emma, Emma Viglin calling timpoole 2396 02:04:28.800 --> 02:04:33.000 the N word, the r beater. Even Rick Ross can 2397 02:04:33.079 --> 02:04:35.520 make a great verse. Never kill yourself. It can get better. 2398 02:04:36.439 --> 02:04:40.880 Gay gay little Wietelborgs Old Chris cutting steaks from Sweeney's 2399 02:04:40.920 --> 02:04:46.399 marbled girth, Berserker, Broli's big bang bus sized venus, reckless Rhino, 2400 02:04:46.479 --> 02:04:50.159 the Sloker, two yso Dirpy Happy's Mickelson Vane, the cock 2401 02:04:50.239 --> 02:04:54.920 Johnson My Chris Hansen, Tomagotchi, hard boiled eggs, Baonetting a 2402 02:04:54.960 --> 02:04:57.680 French soldier with a bad dragon toy old Man, spaghetti 2403 02:04:57.760 --> 02:05:01.800 nuts as Raimi's normal oz worn I started this company. 2404 02:05:02.600 --> 02:05:04.760 Uh do you know that I've had sex with the guys. 2405 02:05:05.680 --> 02:05:08.600 Uh domination, I've built the cum thrower. I'm coming for you. 2406 02:05:08.680 --> 02:05:11.239 Swing and keep your eyes open. Derek hash Uh parentheses, 2407 02:05:11.319 --> 02:05:13.399 not chopping his innocent hashtag free am around that Asian 2408 02:05:13.920 --> 02:05:16.239 is giga dumb and gay and stupid and gay and 2409 02:05:16.359 --> 02:05:19.399 dumb and gay and stupid guy that became fluent in 2410 02:05:19.560 --> 02:05:24.479 Chinese but only using fortune cookies. It's an impressive, uh 2411 02:05:24.560 --> 02:05:28.199 impressive trick. Uh guess what I show Speed named his dog. 2412 02:05:28.960 --> 02:05:33.199 I don't know, I show barks. I don't know. I 2413 02:05:33.399 --> 02:05:37.840 just I don't fucking I don't care. I'm curious about it. 2414 02:05:37.920 --> 02:05:42.880 I wonder, I wonder if it's funny I show speed dog. 2415 02:05:44.159 --> 02:05:53.239 This better be worth a google? Uh what's his? Of 2416 02:05:53.279 --> 02:05:56.159 course this is the end. I was hoping it wasn't 2417 02:05:56.199 --> 02:05:57.960 that because I was like, that's too easy, you know, 2418 02:06:00.199 --> 02:06:02.079 because it's too easy. And then it was, and I'm like, 2419 02:06:02.439 --> 02:06:05.600 that's too easy. Man. The dog's gonna be so fucking 2420 02:06:05.680 --> 02:06:11.239 confused around him day though, right, Yeah, just making sure 2421 02:06:11.239 --> 02:06:13.359 because I would be like, whoa, I was expecting that. Yeah, 2422 02:06:13.760 --> 02:06:19.960 he's not HP Lovecraft nothing. Uh trans dragoon. We need 2423 02:06:20.039 --> 02:06:22.760 a healer to finish the party. Uh, gay harbor, the 2424 02:06:22.840 --> 02:06:26.600 gay harbor butcher queen of faphazard ooh arabic numeral is 2425 02:06:26.720 --> 02:06:29.119 very scary oo spooky numbers. Bald blue eyed German Man 2426 02:06:29.199 --> 02:06:31.560 asking if Swing was the inspiration for golum and dispatch 2427 02:06:32.079 --> 02:06:34.880 f Yi garmin Boja is the embodiment of pain and 2428 02:06:35.079 --> 02:06:38.239 sorrow in the Twin Peaks universe, visually represented by creamed 2429 02:06:38.279 --> 02:06:41.720 corn Victor Frankenstein's womb sickness. I want to be the 2430 02:06:41.760 --> 02:06:44.399 spirit of vengeance between in Swing's balls, thug Zilla versus 2431 02:06:44.479 --> 02:06:47.159 Mecha wigat two. It's Young Colin g t A four 2432 02:06:47.199 --> 02:06:49.319 a swing set glitch frogs together strong. I need you 2433 02:06:49.399 --> 02:06:51.079 be soft to stop cucking me and releasing new splinter 2434 02:06:51.159 --> 02:06:53.479 cell A gay ass show is not enough? Why does 2435 02:06:53.520 --> 02:06:56.920 pissing sound like frying chicken? Young Colin asks where doctor 2436 02:06:57.079 --> 02:07:01.680 will Young Colin asks where doctor Wiley is in Mega 2437 02:07:01.840 --> 02:07:06.000 Mind Extra amo idea. Write a music biopic for a 2438 02:07:06.159 --> 02:07:08.840 film for Imagine Dragons, like how the group formed and 2439 02:07:08.880 --> 02:07:12.680 made their songs. I brought a shirt to use Sweeney's 2440 02:07:12.680 --> 02:07:16.359 face as a comrag Big Meat stinks, Donald dumps shard 2441 02:07:16.399 --> 02:07:18.279 of the deal, shooting Sween in the head every time 2442 02:07:18.319 --> 02:07:22.199 he's late. Gay actor Rosebud Delicious Sonic, the Hedgehog feet porn. Sorry, 2443 02:07:22.199 --> 02:07:25.880 I can't had a burrito gay little gay cob be 2444 02:07:26.079 --> 02:07:31.880 like Waguan dem Dick Sarairi Heith reminded of a U 2445 02:07:32.000 --> 02:07:34.159 You card Gids. The real Kingston Jamison went missing in 2446 02:07:34.239 --> 02:07:36.479 two thousand and five. Derek is a powerful end where 2447 02:07:36.560 --> 02:07:40.079 the is there? Ball? Is there? A Ball's cheney Marjorie 2448 02:07:40.119 --> 02:07:43.119 Taylor Green going on to strip after her stint in Congress, 2449 02:07:43.479 --> 02:07:46.640 Sweeney manipulates gay beatles into sex gay and ey the 2450 02:07:46.680 --> 02:07:48.239 butt sex sky e a sports, It's in the sand 2451 02:07:48.279 --> 02:07:51.199 Sweeney's garment boshit through his gay little silly straw. Uh 2452 02:07:51.520 --> 02:07:53.119 find yourself someone who looks at you the way Trump 2453 02:07:53.159 --> 02:07:55.199 looks at Mamdani make a gay cover of Has Been 2454 02:07:55.239 --> 02:07:59.239 Hotel Invite Visy Pop on the show. Vizzy is unreasonably busy, dude, 2455 02:07:59.479 --> 02:08:03.399 Like it is. Viv is like one of the probably 2456 02:08:03.439 --> 02:08:06.359 like one of the most always working people I've ever seen. 2457 02:08:07.720 --> 02:08:11.680 It's is unuck believable I've. 2458 02:08:11.560 --> 02:08:13.159 Seen I don't know where that well, to be fair, 2459 02:08:13.239 --> 02:08:18.159 but like like based on like I see her and yeah, 2460 02:08:18.199 --> 02:08:22.960 basically close to her. Yeah. At this point, a lot 2461 02:08:22.960 --> 02:08:24.520 of has Been Hotel stuff's been popping up in my 2462 02:08:25.359 --> 02:08:27.279 feed lately. I think because of the season is like 2463 02:08:27.359 --> 02:08:30.039 kind of ending or whatever, and there's a some musical 2464 02:08:31.439 --> 02:08:33.960 and there's some good ship in there. I didn't realize 2465 02:08:34.000 --> 02:08:36.119 that they got fucking Patrick Stump from fucking fall Out 2466 02:08:36.159 --> 02:08:37.920 Boy to voice of character in that show. And I'm like, Okay, 2467 02:08:38.239 --> 02:08:40.800 oh interesting, I gotta hear that. I gotta hear what 2468 02:08:41.079 --> 02:08:46.239 like whatever song he's got, uh platonic cousin Young Colin 2469 02:08:46.279 --> 02:08:49.880 getting lured into a van with Mega man merch Uh 2470 02:08:50.199 --> 02:08:52.319 Department of Whror. Michael Richards taking a sip from his 2471 02:08:52.479 --> 02:08:54.640 ess flask before going on stage at the lat Factory. 2472 02:08:55.000 --> 02:08:56.760 Went to the store at two am and somehow bio 2473 02:08:56.800 --> 02:08:58.560 dude looked at me funny because of the scumbag coodie. 2474 02:08:58.600 --> 02:09:00.720 I told him it was a rapist. You're the weird 2475 02:09:00.760 --> 02:09:04.840 one again. By the way, Hailey Williams cover of Passion 2476 02:09:04.880 --> 02:09:07.680 Fruit is the best cover of all time. Low Ki, 2477 02:09:07.760 --> 02:09:10.680 I've not heard that passion she does. I'm kind of 2478 02:09:10.720 --> 02:09:13.800 cool with Yeah. I just I assume it's I assume 2479 02:09:13.800 --> 02:09:16.800 it's good. I'm like, I heard it, actually, I assume, Hey, 2480 02:09:16.840 --> 02:09:18.399 if Hailey Williams does it, I assume it's good. I 2481 02:09:18.439 --> 02:09:24.039 haven't really heard anything that's yeah. Cot cheese crumbs Kingston's 2482 02:09:24.079 --> 02:09:26.039 mister Crafts takes for truly baffling. I am Donald G. 2483 02:09:26.159 --> 02:09:28.680 Hotty Trump, Duke of Arabia, hand of all OAHs, my 2484 02:09:28.760 --> 02:09:31.880 witness goon devil the man without tomasens and that's why 2485 02:09:31.920 --> 02:09:36.159 he can see his dad. Dude becomes lady h Oh. 2486 02:09:36.319 --> 02:09:41.960 Dude becomes a late nice song for the modern era. 2487 02:09:42.840 --> 02:09:45.399 I got I got a forty T I rig for 2488 02:09:45.479 --> 02:09:48.560 twelve hundred dollars. Seen night Owl after the After Call 2489 02:09:48.600 --> 02:09:55.159 of Duty. The CEE remake definitely has a I in it. Yeah. Probably, Actually, 2490 02:09:55.159 --> 02:09:57.520 I'm not so sure. I think they maybe, like I 2491 02:09:57.720 --> 02:09:59.359 could see it. I wouldn't be surprised by it, but 2492 02:09:59.399 --> 02:10:03.039 I'm not expect dan uh Switchy the Gay the Stark 2493 02:10:03.079 --> 02:10:05.800 Tank is powerfully racist. Guys. I then say, your name 2494 02:10:05.840 --> 02:10:07.319 is literally how you swearing other people, which is what 2495 02:10:07.359 --> 02:10:10.159 Trump is doing. Calcasts is the goat, Young Colins skinning 2496 02:10:10.199 --> 02:10:12.760 himself to be the red mega man, Young Colin pushing 2497 02:10:12.760 --> 02:10:18.119 the elderly into a volcano. Carl D. Bradley six seven. 2498 02:10:18.600 --> 02:10:22.239 Nice young adult novel, Alex I really hate that by 2499 02:10:24.399 --> 02:10:28.560 young adult novel Alec Baldwin and the Chambers Secret Bullet. Uh, 2500 02:10:28.960 --> 02:10:30.880 We're in the money. I'm fucking gay. I'm fucking gay. 2501 02:10:30.880 --> 02:10:32.119 I got a lot of what it takes. I'm sucking 2502 02:10:32.159 --> 02:10:34.920 a schlang to take it takes the sucker slong Craig, 2503 02:10:35.000 --> 02:10:39.600 the Canadian emoticons smiling. I guess it's your boy, Shawnee 2504 02:10:39.640 --> 02:10:42.359 d Dick suckerstan at Grock? Is this true? Young Colin 2505 02:10:42.439 --> 02:10:44.600 in an endless battle against Capcom for the rights of 2506 02:10:44.600 --> 02:10:45.960 Mega man? What are you drinking? Right there? Is that 2507 02:10:47.000 --> 02:10:48.319 I knew? Is it steamed piss? 2508 02:10:48.680 --> 02:10:58.399 It's nice, chilled, frothy piss cheers nice. Everybody's drink has 2509 02:10:58.439 --> 02:10:59.640 a couple of hope. 2510 02:11:00.199 --> 02:11:05.800 Actually, where's your piss? Chris? I really got to clean 2511 02:11:05.840 --> 02:11:07.520 my I really got to clean my desk. These are 2512 02:11:07.560 --> 02:11:12.000 like seventeen bottles of dry piss? Is that what? There's 2513 02:11:12.079 --> 02:11:15.039 two Arizonas and three coffee comes. There's no like a 2514 02:11:15.079 --> 02:11:19.159 little bit Arizona. But it looks like piss. No, yeah, 2515 02:11:19.199 --> 02:11:24.079 but it's in a can. Damn it your hand camera? 2516 02:11:27.399 --> 02:11:30.439 H Anyway, what was I saying? You think knuckles dick 2517 02:11:30.560 --> 02:11:33.279 is also shaped like a knuckle? Gay? It be like, 2518 02:11:34.560 --> 02:11:39.800 oh god, what is it gay? It be like we 2519 02:11:40.000 --> 02:11:48.560 all sucked dick down here. It's penny wise. It's not 2520 02:11:49.560 --> 02:11:55.800 penis wise gave the idea is like gay it. It's 2521 02:11:55.840 --> 02:12:00.720 like it's gay penny Wise. No, penny Wise is the 2522 02:12:01.399 --> 02:12:03.079 it is? I know, but like the idea that you 2523 02:12:03.119 --> 02:12:05.479 wouldn't say that, I read it like gay it. It 2524 02:12:05.560 --> 02:12:07.640 was like what do you what is? And I was 2525 02:12:07.720 --> 02:12:09.640 like you would, yeah, you would want to say gay 2526 02:12:09.720 --> 02:12:13.680 penny Wise to be Actually, we all sucked, dick down here, 2527 02:12:13.760 --> 02:12:15.920 come come on down, Georgie. We all suck like that 2528 02:12:16.359 --> 02:12:19.560 on Georgie, we all fuck each other. Isn't he literally 2529 02:12:19.640 --> 02:12:22.439 canonically a pedophile? Is that true? Or is that? To me? 2530 02:12:22.680 --> 02:12:26.159 He's just he's just sucks, so probably he probably would pedophy. 2531 02:12:26.319 --> 02:12:27.640 I feel like he's just terrible. 2532 02:12:28.239 --> 02:12:33.439 Penny Wise a pedophile like everyone that es children. The 2533 02:12:33.720 --> 02:12:37.640 parentheses derogatory gets some sort of sick pleasure out of it, 2534 02:12:37.800 --> 02:12:41.520 you know, because he eats people. He eats but it's 2535 02:12:41.600 --> 02:12:44.239 like you know what I mean, he doesn't fuck them, 2536 02:12:44.279 --> 02:12:48.520 he just eats them well off camera, you know defense scripts. 2537 02:12:48.560 --> 02:12:52.880 That's wait, dude, he's so fucked up. He's an alien 2538 02:12:53.560 --> 02:12:57.079 that uses racism to make the world the worst place. 2539 02:12:57.479 --> 02:13:00.720 Like that is crazy. Thinking about that is insane. He 2540 02:13:00.880 --> 02:13:05.119 literally insided a race riot and then went to sleep 2541 02:13:05.159 --> 02:13:08.239 for twenty seven years. Well, there's that scene in the 2542 02:13:08.319 --> 02:13:11.039 movie right where like the new movie, the new movie, 2543 02:13:12.159 --> 02:13:13.600 and when I say new, I mean you know the 2544 02:13:13.640 --> 02:13:15.960 one that came out yea few years ago. More recently, 2545 02:13:17.119 --> 02:13:20.319 we're like, uh. It opens with like, I hate crime 2546 02:13:20.840 --> 02:13:24.359 all right, I forgot about that. Yeah, they pushed like 2547 02:13:24.399 --> 02:13:25.960 a gay guy in in a river or something, and 2548 02:13:26.000 --> 02:13:37.159 he's like, yay homophobia the movie. Finally, that demon clown 2549 02:13:37.199 --> 02:13:41.119 ain't afraid to tell it like it is. That space 2550 02:13:41.319 --> 02:13:46.800 clown really knows what he's doing. Watching Backlips, I loved 2551 02:13:47.199 --> 02:13:50.640 watching like it and being like, man, I just relate 2552 02:13:50.720 --> 02:13:56.039 so hard. The penny I mean niggas watch Star Wars 2553 02:13:56.119 --> 02:13:58.640 and be like I think the Emperor's cool and it's like, 2554 02:14:00.039 --> 02:14:03.119 well the Emperor is cool. He's just no, he's not city. 2555 02:14:03.159 --> 02:14:06.640 It is not cool at all? Do it? Do it? 2556 02:14:07.000 --> 02:14:09.359 Vader's slick man. 2557 02:14:09.960 --> 02:14:11.079 That is insane. 2558 02:14:11.319 --> 02:14:16.119 That's it's he can grab pussy and nobody would say nothing. Well, 2559 02:14:16.680 --> 02:14:18.720 I dare I dare someone to say something. 2560 02:14:20.359 --> 02:14:23.079 I in fact dare someone to say something. 2561 02:14:23.760 --> 02:14:27.680 I'm gonna And then I think it's so funny that 2562 02:14:27.960 --> 02:14:31.880 even even Vader, like, they don't beat him, they don't 2563 02:14:32.079 --> 02:14:36.079 fight Palpatine because they're like, oh, we would just like 2564 02:14:36.239 --> 02:14:38.119 it was the point. Even if he did die, he 2565 02:14:38.119 --> 02:14:42.479 would somehow return anyway. So fucking gars people make fun 2566 02:14:42.520 --> 02:14:42.720 of that. 2567 02:14:43.479 --> 02:14:45.960 I think the way he returned to stupid, but literally 2568 02:14:46.239 --> 02:14:49.079 in the original books, he does come back again. 2569 02:14:49.239 --> 02:14:52.479 It's not the East or the West side. No, it's not. 2570 02:14:53.920 --> 02:14:57.279 It's not that. No, I thought that's South sad. No 2571 02:14:57.439 --> 02:15:05.600 it's not. It's the dark side. You are correct, in 2572 02:15:05.720 --> 02:15:11.039 my master, it's a disaster Skywalker after dude, I remember, 2573 02:15:13.479 --> 02:15:16.239 no fucking that was a Star Wars gangster rab in 2574 02:15:16.319 --> 02:15:18.359 like fucking two thousand and three. I'm like a'l bino 2575 02:15:18.479 --> 02:15:21.279 black sheep Jesus and like uh and and like uh, 2576 02:15:23.039 --> 02:15:25.760 I remember, dude, It's crazy how vivid that is in 2577 02:15:25.800 --> 02:15:27.560 my mind. I remember seeing that for the first time, 2578 02:15:27.680 --> 02:15:29.920 being like, the internet really is going to be crazy 2579 02:15:30.000 --> 02:15:39.359 one day and the practice nig up beyond gay gay. 2580 02:15:41.560 --> 02:15:46.039 I like Cities. He's racist, he's powerful, he's white and 2581 02:15:46.439 --> 02:15:56.039 elderly's perfect. God, I gotta watch that. He a normo. 2582 02:15:57.800 --> 02:16:00.920 Me and Kingston Thud and uh doubletean. You know that. 2583 02:16:01.159 --> 02:16:04.119 Cities we've been I've been going down the strip club, 2584 02:16:04.159 --> 02:16:07.560 you know, and in some gool. I love going to 2585 02:16:07.600 --> 02:16:12.399 the strip club with this old man. It's my favorite activity. 2586 02:16:12.760 --> 02:16:13.920 I think he's so cool. 2587 02:16:13.960 --> 02:16:16.359 I like how he makes it nighttime when he gets 2588 02:16:16.439 --> 02:16:16.840 up shot. 2589 02:16:18.119 --> 02:16:20.000 If I go, if I go to the strip club 2590 02:16:20.119 --> 02:16:23.439 next to him, I'm so much more approachable. It's crazy. 2591 02:16:25.840 --> 02:16:26.199 I can't. 2592 02:16:26.279 --> 02:16:30.319 I can't caps with his drip, his his gown drip. 2593 02:16:30.840 --> 02:16:31.560 It's kind of fine. 2594 02:16:31.600 --> 02:16:33.200 You show up to walks in Shawl. 2595 02:16:33.600 --> 02:16:37.319 They go to a club in walks in Tony Soprano, 2596 02:16:38.600 --> 02:16:40.959 you got fucking Darth Citius. 2597 02:16:40.600 --> 02:16:44.360 With his cloak. You got and then your dad and dad. 2598 02:16:46.360 --> 02:16:50.920 Still that is clearly a bad time, like everyone should 2599 02:16:51.000 --> 02:16:51.799 get out of there. 2600 02:16:51.959 --> 02:16:54.760 You would you would genuinely assume that, Like if you 2601 02:16:54.840 --> 02:16:56.920 were a stripper and you saw that, you you would 2602 02:16:56.959 --> 02:16:59.360 probably assume that, like some night of the museum ship 2603 02:16:59.360 --> 02:17:02.120 has had you know what I mean? You'd be like, like, 2604 02:17:02.239 --> 02:17:05.000 who are these who are these historical figures walking into 2605 02:17:05.040 --> 02:17:07.959 this this place. I need that as a shirt. I 2606 02:17:08.120 --> 02:17:11.239 need that. I need the all four of them. Tony. 2607 02:17:12.040 --> 02:17:15.079 I just like no one will get it, and a 2608 02:17:15.159 --> 02:17:16.879 lot of people will be like, Okay, that's Tony Soprano, 2609 02:17:17.280 --> 02:17:21.040 that's start sidious, that's uh, that's uh who else? I say, 2610 02:17:21.159 --> 02:17:26.440 King Kingston's dad, Like, wait, who's who is that person 2611 02:17:26.600 --> 02:17:30.360 right there? I don't understand that you pick one, just 2612 02:17:31.040 --> 02:17:35.760 one cartoon character, a giant black dude with a blunderbust 2613 02:17:35.799 --> 02:17:37.120 the size of a fun We need to make that. 2614 02:17:38.239 --> 02:17:39.760 We need to make that shirt, and we needed we 2615 02:17:39.840 --> 02:17:41.639 need to have them standing next to each other, almost 2616 02:17:41.680 --> 02:17:43.639 in like a diamond formation, so like one's facing left, 2617 02:17:43.639 --> 02:17:45.440 one facing right, and the other one's facing forward, and 2618 02:17:45.520 --> 02:17:49.440 then underneath it needs to say I don't know, like, uh, 2619 02:17:51.000 --> 02:17:56.280 oh my god, run the jewels that I don't. I 2620 02:17:56.319 --> 02:18:00.920 don't want killer Mike to come after you get uh, well, 2621 02:18:01.000 --> 02:18:02.399 we'll spell it different. Haven't been. 2622 02:18:02.399 --> 02:18:04.200 I haven't been a fan of him in a while. 2623 02:18:04.239 --> 02:18:07.680 We'll do jewels like a G J you no g 2624 02:18:09.280 --> 02:18:10.440 E w. 2625 02:18:12.280 --> 02:18:12.920 U L. 2626 02:18:15.200 --> 02:18:19.959 It is? That? Is that even worth? I think totally'll 2627 02:18:20.000 --> 02:18:22.520 totally yeah, he because I just want he's I feel 2628 02:18:22.559 --> 02:18:24.559 like he's the type of person that would try to 2629 02:18:24.600 --> 02:18:27.120 get a piece of the pie. He'd be like, hey, 2630 02:18:27.319 --> 02:18:30.719 that's our ship. But if we made that shirt, by 2631 02:18:30.719 --> 02:18:33.079 the way, you're not like if we made that shirt 2632 02:18:33.079 --> 02:18:34.760 and you buy it, you're not allowed to explain it. 2633 02:18:35.000 --> 02:18:38.479 That's the that's the that's the key point of the 2634 02:18:38.520 --> 02:18:40.799 shirt is like, I'm not going to explain this. I 2635 02:18:40.959 --> 02:18:42.639 just somebody asked you, like what does that mean? It's 2636 02:18:42.639 --> 02:18:45.239 like I'm not. Don't worry about it. I don't over 2637 02:18:47.760 --> 02:18:50.520 it'll overpower people with curiosity. And on the back we'll 2638 02:18:50.559 --> 02:18:53.200 have like kind of start tank written in like small font. 2639 02:18:53.559 --> 02:18:54.840 Will be like, what the fuck is that shirt? What 2640 02:18:54.959 --> 02:18:57.200 is that? I like it. That's not a bad idea. 2641 02:18:57.559 --> 02:19:00.760 I kind of like absolutely and is about this? Yeah, 2642 02:19:02.000 --> 02:19:07.840 let's use AI since we have no morals anymore. God anyway? 2643 02:19:08.000 --> 02:19:11.280 Uh uh yeah, what was it? What was I? Oh? Yeah, gay, 2644 02:19:11.319 --> 02:19:13.600 It'd be like we all sucktick down here. We went 2645 02:19:13.680 --> 02:19:16.079 to the dumb, stupid gay idiot convention and everyone there 2646 02:19:16.120 --> 02:19:19.040 knew you doctor Drip mh Lord of all Drip. In 2647 02:19:19.120 --> 02:19:22.239 nineteen ninety four, I met Yasser Arafat in a at 2648 02:19:22.280 --> 02:19:25.079 a hotel in Morocco. He ended the night by putting 2649 02:19:25.120 --> 02:19:26.799 his balls up my nose. Cool guy. 2650 02:19:27.440 --> 02:19:27.559 Uh. 2651 02:19:28.280 --> 02:19:32.920 All Ice agents fumbled the latina in their past ob 2652 02:19:33.000 --> 02:19:37.200 won't you blow meru? Uh? That's fucking trol. I know, yeah, 2653 02:19:38.440 --> 02:19:40.920 I know it fumbled the latina you know what I 2654 02:19:41.000 --> 02:19:44.719 mean that pussy pops differently. You know what I'm saying. 2655 02:19:46.399 --> 02:19:53.959 I don't agree. I'm reicist. What what is Palpatine? What 2656 02:19:54.120 --> 02:20:01.399 is Palpatine in? I like power Baby Carrots by power Dude. 2657 02:20:02.479 --> 02:20:05.760 That's when they were like raise his grandchild is like ray, wow, 2658 02:20:06.840 --> 02:20:10.559 anyone he's I've never tried that before, but you've opened 2659 02:20:10.719 --> 02:20:16.920 my eyes to a bread perspective. Like genuinely, I think 2660 02:20:16.959 --> 02:20:19.639 he's probably like one of the most evil people in fiction. 2661 02:20:19.879 --> 02:20:23.000 Like he's just like on a dark City. Yeah, he's 2662 02:20:23.079 --> 02:20:26.040 like no, no, it's not he's not even. He's not 2663 02:20:26.120 --> 02:20:30.079 even he's really evil. He's like, he's not even, he's 2664 02:20:30.120 --> 02:20:31.840 not even top ten. He's not even top ten. I 2665 02:20:31.959 --> 02:20:34.440 think he is. I think maybe not in like not 2666 02:20:34.559 --> 02:20:38.079 in like cartoonishly like he isn't like a rapist. I 2667 02:20:38.159 --> 02:20:40.920 think even even if you did, even if you even 2668 02:20:40.920 --> 02:20:44.000 if you took rapists off the off the table, he's 2669 02:20:44.120 --> 02:20:47.799 really evil. I don't think so he's really easy. I 2670 02:20:47.840 --> 02:20:50.799 think you don't understand the lore of how mil I've 2671 02:20:50.840 --> 02:20:53.639 read all the books. I don't care. I don't think 2672 02:20:53.760 --> 02:20:55.680 Dark City is I don't think that Cities is the most. 2673 02:20:55.639 --> 02:20:58.280 Evil he's one of them. He's fucking evil dude. 2674 02:20:58.280 --> 02:20:59.920 He's not in the top. He might be number eleven. 2675 02:21:00.760 --> 02:21:08.440 I'll give a number of one him. Oscar Kashka is 2676 02:21:08.680 --> 02:21:12.000 more of a piece of shape, but sidious is more easy. 2677 02:21:12.319 --> 02:21:18.120 Oscar is way evil, dude. So men, you married one, 2678 02:21:18.159 --> 02:21:23.719 you you drinking? I have he knows, he knows, he's 2679 02:21:23.719 --> 02:21:29.200 seen my soul to one forever. I'm aware. But yeah, No, 2680 02:21:29.239 --> 02:21:32.559 I think Oscar Kashka has him beat. I think it's 2681 02:21:32.559 --> 02:21:33.280 not even close. 2682 02:21:33.799 --> 02:21:33.920 Uh. 2683 02:21:34.639 --> 02:21:37.440 I think that that worm that's stop motion worm and 2684 02:21:37.520 --> 02:21:38.840 Beetle Juice hasn't beat. 2685 02:21:40.559 --> 02:21:43.239 That's so crazy because the worm is really not evil 2686 02:21:43.319 --> 02:21:43.600 at all. 2687 02:21:44.399 --> 02:21:46.040 You're saying no, you're saying that because you don't know. 2688 02:21:46.239 --> 02:21:50.120 You don't know the lore. You don't know literally the literature. 2689 02:21:50.280 --> 02:21:52.639 You haven't read the Beetle Juice expanded universe where they 2690 02:21:52.680 --> 02:21:54.840 where they go to the internal politics of the worms 2691 02:21:54.879 --> 02:21:56.840 and there in their own like hierarchy in society. You 2692 02:21:56.840 --> 02:21:59.879 don't you understand, you know, the the battle of fucking 2693 02:22:00.360 --> 02:22:01.920 worm worm a level on creek. 2694 02:22:02.360 --> 02:22:05.159 I think the giant worm from Gears Too is actually 2695 02:22:05.239 --> 02:22:06.600 more evil than that fucking worm. 2696 02:22:07.280 --> 02:22:09.559 I think, yeah, I think probably I think that word 2697 02:22:09.600 --> 02:22:11.440 has intent a little bit, actually. 2698 02:22:12.159 --> 02:22:18.559 I think earnestly, uh that the first wretch that you 2699 02:22:18.680 --> 02:22:20.559 see in Gears of War, that's like kind of like 2700 02:22:21.159 --> 02:22:23.000 he's like above the above the great. I think he's 2701 02:22:23.040 --> 02:22:27.959 more evil than Palpatine. Yeah, I think. I think who 2702 02:22:28.040 --> 02:22:29.520 else is more like a lot of a lot of 2703 02:22:29.559 --> 02:22:32.079 things are more evil than Palpatine. But he's number eleven 2704 02:22:32.159 --> 02:22:39.840 for sure. He's number eleven, all right, top ten, h 2705 02:22:40.079 --> 02:22:42.280 we gotta do top ten or top twenty most evil people. 2706 02:22:42.360 --> 02:22:45.440 We gotta do that. Oscar Kakashia is definitely in top five, 2707 02:22:47.319 --> 02:22:49.319 like he's no less than top five, Like I refuse, 2708 02:22:49.360 --> 02:22:52.520 I can't budge on that he's really high up there. 2709 02:22:52.760 --> 02:22:55.879 You don't know the lord. He's arguably he's arguably only 2710 02:22:56.079 --> 02:22:59.600 kind of worse than Hitler, only a little bit, I agree. 2711 02:22:59.879 --> 02:23:04.360 I hard agree with that. Yeah, at least they could read, 2712 02:23:04.440 --> 02:23:07.559 you know, they could. He's an artist, and he's and 2713 02:23:07.639 --> 02:23:11.000 he's literate. That's truly true. He did read and write. 2714 02:23:11.920 --> 02:23:14.799 He was on meth also, but like whatever, uh, Kremlin 2715 02:23:14.879 --> 02:23:19.079 de gremlin, Uh did I read this? All right? We 2716 02:23:19.200 --> 02:23:21.280 want you blow me, cremin de Gremlin. Adventure time peaked 2717 02:23:21.399 --> 02:23:24.520 uh is Peak Cartoon Network, especially past season four. Chris 2718 02:23:24.639 --> 02:23:26.319 is in the top five wigos of all time. Cock 2719 02:23:26.360 --> 02:23:28.440 Shaved Box by Kurt hole Paine Chris, he would be 2720 02:23:28.479 --> 02:23:30.559 like the skinny retard just said he hates the gaye 2721 02:23:30.600 --> 02:23:36.360 on camera uploaded to YouTube. Also, I Love Penis Wage 2722 02:23:36.399 --> 02:23:38.120 Lag five eighty three six Gay Rats in a Trench 2723 02:23:38.159 --> 02:23:41.200 Cort running for President. Peppini Brothers Publishing presents Frank Renod's 2724 02:23:41.239 --> 02:23:45.680 new children's book The Horror Acts donc Donkerson, Homeless, Chris, 2725 02:23:45.879 --> 02:23:49.840 Christopher ra potzerk PEP. I am gay? Can't you see? 2726 02:23:50.399 --> 02:23:53.959 By the cocks throbbing mite comes so proudly in males 2727 02:23:54.319 --> 02:23:57.079 from the homos Fat Creaming? What is that? Is that? 2728 02:23:57.159 --> 02:24:01.079 The oh? Is that this fucking star spangled banner? I 2729 02:24:01.440 --> 02:24:07.760 am gay? Can you see? By the cocks throbing mte 2730 02:24:08.799 --> 02:24:15.520 comes so proudly in mails from the homos Fat Creaming. 2731 02:24:16.000 --> 02:24:18.399 It's good, pretty good. It's not bad, Like that's pretty good. 2732 02:24:18.399 --> 02:24:21.520 I didn't get it until the end. I kind of 2733 02:24:21.520 --> 02:24:25.280 should have got it a little bit earlier, but you should. 2734 02:24:25.440 --> 02:24:30.040 You're not reading this. I know ellipses and I'm going 2735 02:24:30.079 --> 02:24:33.000 to peg Jason Todd erm You're slying out with Kingston. 2736 02:24:33.079 --> 02:24:37.520 Isn't he pretty? Cringe John Strickland, Well, you see, it 2737 02:24:37.559 --> 02:24:40.719 all started in nineteen thirteen at this pencil factory the 2738 02:24:40.840 --> 02:24:43.159 Church of Keith, the first Chutch of Keith. David presents 2739 02:24:43.239 --> 02:24:47.159 franken Epstein, The Good Die Young Colin, Young Colin forcing 2740 02:24:47.200 --> 02:24:48.600 his hands into the vagina of a random woman on 2741 02:24:48.600 --> 02:24:50.600 the street and ripping her in half. The scene of 2742 02:24:50.719 --> 02:24:53.040 King Gadora on top of the volcano with the cross 2743 02:24:53.079 --> 02:24:55.719 and the shot pre Rose Blake eight ninety six. I 2744 02:24:55.799 --> 02:24:58.440 got Lockjaw doing graveyard Chicks and the dick Second Factory. 2745 02:24:58.479 --> 02:25:00.559 All I got was lock darts previously mentioned fucking a 2746 02:25:00.639 --> 02:25:03.000 hole through a brick wall because he smelled a teenage 2747 02:25:03.079 --> 02:25:06.879 girl on the other side. Uh that fat kid in 2748 02:25:07.000 --> 02:25:10.120 sunglasses shouting the f slur at the fighting words p 2749 02:25:10.280 --> 02:25:13.799 s A from the late nineties. I don't know anything 2750 02:25:13.799 --> 02:25:16.239 about that. I actually I haven't seen it. Desk goofy 2751 02:25:16.799 --> 02:25:18.600 Dave Rubin being infected by the flood and becoming the 2752 02:25:18.639 --> 02:25:20.959 Davine Young Colin going forward in time to remove the sponge. 2753 02:25:21.000 --> 02:25:23.159 Like in the Green Mile, Young Colin playing Mega Man 2754 02:25:23.200 --> 02:25:28.360 while chugging battery acid, crustaceous cheap, cheap skate equals crabbedjew Casero. 2755 02:25:28.440 --> 02:25:32.000 The joker, the joke, the jokers, mister crabs. The joke is, 2756 02:25:32.200 --> 02:25:35.000 mister Krabs didn't know the dime was there. Young Colin 2757 02:25:35.079 --> 02:25:37.760 getting a scouter tattooed on his head, I forgot. Yeah, 2758 02:25:39.639 --> 02:25:43.719 that is next level. That's so. That's intense dedication. I 2759 02:25:43.760 --> 02:25:46.440 will say that's so, especially if you keep the ear 2760 02:25:46.559 --> 02:25:51.000 area kind of shaved so you get yeah, yeah, uh, 2761 02:25:51.879 --> 02:25:53.799 all right, what is it? What is it? Ben Shapiro 2762 02:25:53.879 --> 02:25:58.079 grabbing his come encrusted Yamaica from Jeff Goblum's cock out 2763 02:25:58.120 --> 02:26:01.520 of focus, Bigfoot Rosa parks at the back of the 2764 02:26:01.600 --> 02:26:05.680 name list, call me Donica Lewinsky the way slob, Big Bill, 2765 02:26:05.879 --> 02:26:08.840 Big b Bill, Sorry, Miss Jackson, Dino Nuggies in the stove, 2766 02:26:08.920 --> 02:26:11.239 called that fossil fuel New York. Nick Atherury needs help 2767 02:26:11.319 --> 02:26:13.360 learning his weapon Halo three. Approaching the Hunter is having 2768 02:26:13.399 --> 02:26:22.440 a child naphrom and routing out our list the King 2769 02:26:22.680 --> 02:26:27.440 of the King of, King of Heaphazard. 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We'll see you next time. Bye. 2782 02:27:04.680 --> 02:27:07.840 Don't celebrate anything ever. I agree with that. Actually