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<v Speaker 1>Years ago. They always fuck up low profiles.

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<v Speaker 2>Are Okay, we're coming in mid conversation, folks. Wow, it's Mike.

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<v Speaker 2>I am here with AJ. This is everything is a bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this is episode fifty four. We are without

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<v Speaker 2>our campadre, the third Amigo Kenny, unless he somehow rips

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<v Speaker 2>himself off of a convention floor, trade show floor, whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>He's down in Miami at a trade show for his business.

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<v Speaker 2>So AJ, Yeah, I have my life flash in front

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<v Speaker 2>of me. The other day, I am on the ninety

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<v Speaker 2>five and I'm going eighty eighty five miles an hour,

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<v Speaker 2>and and I don't know immediately what's happened, but I

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<v Speaker 2>lose control of the rear of the car. The car

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<v Speaker 2>starts to sway back and forth like violently, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>holy shit, and and I just go with it to

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<v Speaker 2>the right, and I cross three lanes of traffic, barely

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<v Speaker 2>missed the back of this pickup truck. And then a

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<v Speaker 2>Tesla swerves around me going either way, and I end

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<v Speaker 2>up in this like miniature ditch on the side of

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<v Speaker 2>I just sent AJ a picture of the I saw it.

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<v Speaker 2>The tire. Tire was instantly shredded. I mean just instantly

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<v Speaker 2>freaking shredded by whatever I hit on that on that

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<v Speaker 2>freaking road. But I thought, I thought, man, this this

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<v Speaker 2>is the way I'm going to go. And then instantly

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, oh my god, I haven't changed my life

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<v Speaker 2>insurance beneficire yet she's leaving me and she's going to

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<v Speaker 2>get all my money.

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<v Speaker 3>That's funny. Oh man, listen, I see the low profile tires.

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<v Speaker 3>I had them on my bends years ago. I never

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<v Speaker 3>liked them. I love that they look, but they always

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<v Speaker 3>seem to they're very They're very picky, you know, just

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<v Speaker 3>a little less if GoF have been the rim is

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<v Speaker 3>bent a little bit or a slight indent in the rim.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna lose air. But I don't know what you hit.

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<v Speaker 1>You got something, I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you look, you can see how much tread

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<v Speaker 2>is left on that tire. There's a lot of tread.

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<v Speaker 2>The tire is fine going, you know, it just nailed

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<v Speaker 2>something that just sliced the living crap at it. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>it instantly went. When when I got to the ditch,

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<v Speaker 2>the the like warning station in the car said, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>tire malfunction. And the PSI was already at zero. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like thirty eight PSI, and so I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh man, I'm so lucky to freaking be alive right now.

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<v Speaker 3>We have to make contingency plans now that we're getting older.

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<v Speaker 3>If you go before me, who the fuck do I

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<v Speaker 3>send the podcast to. We have to have a contingency

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<v Speaker 3>plan so I could continue to work if something happened

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<v Speaker 3>to you.

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<v Speaker 2>AJ's major problems. I will leave complete instructions for you. Okay, great,

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<v Speaker 2>on what to do in the case.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure there'll be no hip cups on my end.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm that I don't want a display.

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<v Speaker 1>Of I don't want that to be the case.

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<v Speaker 3>But you just look, we're getting older, and god knows.

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to Vegas once with my buddy. We

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<v Speaker 3>were my first trip to Vegas in eighty six, and

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<v Speaker 3>we're on the Grand Central Parkway going to the airport,

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<v Speaker 3>and the car in front of us kind a tire

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<v Speaker 3>situation like you when we're watching this in real time,

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<v Speaker 3>and then it goes off the road and it hits

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<v Speaker 3>one of those guardrails that starts from the grass up.

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<v Speaker 1>So it went and it turned over on its head.

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<v Speaker 1>A truck. We would like the second.

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<v Speaker 2>Car the woods driving that truck.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just like that, and we looking at there's

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<v Speaker 3>luggage as they were clearly going to the airport, and

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<v Speaker 3>there's a baby in the baby seat.

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<v Speaker 1>Upside down but not hurt, just kind.

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<v Speaker 3>Of look looking around and were a couple of guys

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<v Speaker 3>on us. We got the baby out and the mother

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<v Speaker 3>was so happy because she kept saying she had her daughter,

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<v Speaker 3>and she kept saying, my baby. I'm going she's right here.

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<v Speaker 1>No, my baby.

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<v Speaker 3>And we went back in there and saw this little

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<v Speaker 3>baby in his seat. Yeah, I listen, the older I get.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like driving that fast because my reflexes just

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<v Speaker 3>aren't the same, you know, they're just.

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<v Speaker 2>Not But you know you have one of those. I

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<v Speaker 2>had one of those. Do you remember that really banged

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<v Speaker 2>up pickup truck that head Knocker had in high school?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I forgot about a head knocker. Yeah, of course. We

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<v Speaker 3>took it to the city one time.

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<v Speaker 2>The kid's name was Eddie Bennett, and we called him

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<v Speaker 2>head knocker. It's such a horribly cruel nickname. But he

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<v Speaker 2>had a very large head, and we already had a

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<v Speaker 2>guy with a large head that we called head so

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<v Speaker 2>we so we we couldn't call him.

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<v Speaker 3>Who was head again, whose head was a copski No.

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<v Speaker 2>No, God, see him, I see him right now, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>I know that's what we need Kenny for. Kenny would

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<v Speaker 2>but we uh so we couldn't call Eddie Bennett head,

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<v Speaker 2>so we we called him head Knocker. So and head

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<v Speaker 2>Knocker had this blue easily twenty five year old, right

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<v Speaker 2>pickup trust this is like nineteen seventy nine, nineteen eighty.

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<v Speaker 2>This pickup truck had to be somewhere in the late fifties.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, in the late trill.

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<v Speaker 2>And somehow we decide we're taking that. And my parents

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<v Speaker 2>just completely didn't give a fuck because how could they

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<v Speaker 2>have approved of me. So it was a group of

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<v Speaker 2>us going. I know Mona was there, I know Galader

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<v Speaker 2>was there. Head Knocker I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't remember Paul. I was just eleven eleven when he

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<v Speaker 1>pulled up.

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<v Speaker 3>And I, for some reason, I had a I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>want to go. I didn't go with you guys that

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<v Speaker 3>one night.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys took the call the truck to the city.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no, we took it. I even

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<v Speaker 2>remember the town head Knocker's family had, like an old

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<v Speaker 2>house in Sharon, Connecticut, wherever the freaking hell that is

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<v Speaker 2>I guess way up by north of Danbury, way up there,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was like on a like a Christmas tree

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<v Speaker 2>farm or some shit. And so so we are taking

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<v Speaker 2>this twenty five year old pickup truck with ball tires yeah. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was it was winter, yeah, and we're taking

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<v Speaker 2>it up to Connecticut. And that's not the worst of it.

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<v Speaker 2>The worst of it is I don't know who was

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<v Speaker 2>back there with and I think it was Gallagher. We're

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<v Speaker 2>in the back of the freaking pickup. Yeah. It wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>enough room in the cab for us to be there.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't two rows in the cab. It was Oro

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<v Speaker 2>in the cab and then the yeah bed, Yeah, we're

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<v Speaker 2>in the bed. I'm a twenty five year old pickup

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<v Speaker 2>truck with no freaking tread on the tires, with head

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<v Speaker 2>knocker behind the wheel, driving up to Sharon, Connecticut. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>what could go wrong? And so I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>that fucker hits. Oh no, I might have been black

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<v Speaker 2>black ice on thatnic yeah player or something.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't and uh, we we do a full oh god,

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<v Speaker 4>spinner roo, we do a full three sixty and then

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<v Speaker 4>another when we do a five forty in the middle

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<v Speaker 4>of a freeway and somehow.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't anything. Nobody hits us. Wow, It's like all good,

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<v Speaker 2>no foul. I mean I felt okay, just been on

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<v Speaker 2>the tea cup ride, you know, me and you spinner

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<v Speaker 2>around and then it was all right, no, hey, we're good,

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<v Speaker 2>let's go wow Connecticut.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why it scared me. I didn't want to go.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember that well, one of the Knights. I remember

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<v Speaker 3>everybody met at seven to eleven and I looked at him,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna sit in the back of that fucking thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I was petrified. I didn't go. But that's probably the night.

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<v Speaker 3>But I remember we had well. I mean, I would

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<v Speaker 3>tell people stories that I'm getting to call it. Bren Zigler,

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<v Speaker 3>who was a year older than us, the great, best

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<v Speaker 3>fucking athlete, best football player, graduated with us.

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<v Speaker 2>Though.

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<v Speaker 3>He would get in his car we drive to go

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<v Speaker 3>to Harry's Deli or something, you know, to get some

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<v Speaker 3>cold cut, some beer, and he would close his eyes

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<v Speaker 3>and see how long he can keep them shut and.

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<v Speaker 2>Not crack some good skills challenge. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean we wonder why he lost his thumb.

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<v Speaker 1>The only other car story I remember well, there's a bunch.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm Chico racked up his father's car a few times,

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<v Speaker 3>just stupid stuff. He went to We're after a football

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<v Speaker 3>game against Satrum. He's sticking his hat the car, screaming

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<v Speaker 3>that we beat Satrum, and then his baseball cap flies

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<v Speaker 3>off while he's driving.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes, wright he back up. It's on him. Why

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<v Speaker 1>he backs up? Chico opens the door and hits a

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<v Speaker 1>fire hydrant.

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<v Speaker 3>And the door, the door gets all twisted and pointing forward.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't pull it.

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<v Speaker 3>Shall We get back to the house and she goes

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<v Speaker 3>follows like, what the hell happened? He goes, I was

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<v Speaker 3>on the way to get you your favorite ice cream.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it's always a fucking plan with Chico, And uh,

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<v Speaker 3>this car comes out of nowhere. We'll color car. I

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<v Speaker 3>was blue, she is all yellow here. Tim, no dad,

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<v Speaker 3>He just tried to bullshit his father.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was getting ice cream. I know, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>Just I just thought.

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<v Speaker 3>I talk at Chico's brother at the other day, I know.

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<v Speaker 3>And one of the worst things with the car that

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<v Speaker 3>we ever did. I don't know if you were there

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<v Speaker 3>that night, but Tommy Cogan, who's screwed up.

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<v Speaker 1>The hole, let's see Scott Mary's. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And I know one night after that, we were so

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<v Speaker 3>pissed to them that we went to Harry's Deli, which

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<v Speaker 3>Mark Fangle's brother.

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<v Speaker 1>There was an outfit for a drug operation. We didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know that then, but we bought.

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<v Speaker 3>The craft singles cheese and crazy glue, and we crazy

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<v Speaker 3>glued about twenty slices of cheese to Tommy Cogan's father's

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<v Speaker 3>gold catalog on the on the passenger side, so Tommy

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<v Speaker 3>didn't see it, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we all left it and went home. And the

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<v Speaker 1>next day in school he was fucking in tears. What

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<v Speaker 1>assholes we were.

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<v Speaker 2>His actions that night deserved. I mean they had to

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<v Speaker 2>come with with repercussions, but no saying that. And I

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<v Speaker 2>thought you were going to go into the story about

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<v Speaker 2>the you know, Gary Swanson, oh boy, Patrick, Scott Hall,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 5>Know, Bobby Stevens, Bobby Stevens, Steven Scott Hall, Bobby Stevens,

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<v Speaker 5>John Billy Fitzpatrick, Uh, Scott Hall, Bobby Stevens, Gary and

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<v Speaker 5>Gary Swawtson.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Gary, the only kid that didn't get high and

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<v Speaker 1>get fucked up was leaving a party. The other great kid,

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<v Speaker 1>great guy, great kids.

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<v Speaker 3>He needs to write home and the other guys are

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<v Speaker 3>driving fast and they did whippets nitrous oxide and they Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So this kid in our high school class dies in

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<v Speaker 2>this car accident and he was in our a j

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<v Speaker 2>and I was marine biology class, right and for like,

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<v Speaker 2>we're just such idiots after you know, after like five

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<v Speaker 2>days of grieving and everything, every single agent and I

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<v Speaker 2>would just turned that class into a kind of show,

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<v Speaker 2>every ridiculous every day. But we'd have all these projects

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<v Speaker 1>Mean, you have to understand. He was also the most

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<v Speaker 2>Stupid, you know, that was that was a great, great,

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<v Speaker 3>Not the fish tank master, the fish tech massacre. No,

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<v Speaker 2>We reenacted Jaws. Yeah, yeah, that was we put We

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<v Speaker 2>the shark cage. That was the shark pief cage. We

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<v Speaker 2>by and he's like, wait, you two idiots do we're

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<v Speaker 1>Mister?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, didn't car I wasn't didn't Carbury put from

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<v Speaker 3>aaldehyde in the tank and all the fish died one day.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody put from aaldehyde in the tank.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't Yeah, somebody did that. What we didn't do it?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought of that kid in fifty years, Carberry.

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<v Speaker 3>What was his first Robert Robert? Carbert Robert? I think

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<v Speaker 3>so non Carbery.

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<v Speaker 1>That was fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I got some topics here I didn't share

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<v Speaker 2>them with you. Yeah, I'm to do some. So did

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<v Speaker 2>you see that that Stern's ex employee is suing him

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<v Speaker 2>and his wife. I guess that was their personal assistant,

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<v Speaker 2>Leslie Kune.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's the house manager of the Southampton House. To mention,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't really think what she's I don't think what

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think what Stern and Beth did is wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>I think if you're a famous couple that the whole

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<v Speaker 3>world knows, and you shouldn't want people to know where

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<v Speaker 3>your vacation, where you shop, what you're eating.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nobody's business.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't I don't think it's unreasonable what Howard wanted

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me I'm wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, would you want that your house manager and

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<v Speaker 3>all your ship, what you're doing when you're eating, when.

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<v Speaker 2>You not not not necessarily, but to me, the biggest

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<v Speaker 2>thing about I was looking at the story in the

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<v Speaker 2>post was the pictures, because I hadn't looked at a

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<v Speaker 2>picture of Stern in a while. I hadn't looked at

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<v Speaker 2>a picture of Beth in a while. Yeah, and he's

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<v Speaker 2>seventy now, I didn't. Yeah, I knew he was older

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<v Speaker 2>than us. I didn't think he was basically ten years Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean he's an old man.

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<v Speaker 1>He's an old man. He's an little man. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what amazing full head of hair. How

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<v Speaker 1>many Jews have a full head of hair at seventy two.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's such a wig.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know whatever, a guy wearing a wig on

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<v Speaker 3>a radio show, you have to think about the narcissism

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<v Speaker 3>involved in that. Like, he's not on air, he's just

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<v Speaker 3>in a radio booth. You don't need to I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, at this point, he's not going to take

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<v Speaker 3>it off and show people how bald he is.

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<v Speaker 1>But of course he is. We're all He's like.

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<v Speaker 2>The greatest example of all time. What a stylist can

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<v Speaker 2>do to Oh yeah, because because let's face it, that

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<v Speaker 2>guy is not an attractive human being. He's he shaped

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<v Speaker 2>like a stork. And you know, they styled him up enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Plus he's the biggest nerd on the planet. They styled

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<v Speaker 2>him up enough to kind of look cool. And the

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<v Speaker 2>forties and fifties he was able to pull it off

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<v Speaker 2>in a big way. Yeah, but at seventy two, it

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<v Speaker 2>just it just looks ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 3>He looks ridiculous. And you know, he's also a guy

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<v Speaker 3>that's never been in the gym. So when you if

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<v Speaker 3>you have the unfortunate time to see him with his

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<v Speaker 3>shirt off at the beach, you can't believe.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean, he is seventy two.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's never been in the gym. I think

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<v Speaker 2>I just think I don't think there's a gym that

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<v Speaker 2>can help him.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, what I mean is like when we were younger,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I got really into lyfting when I was nineteen

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<v Speaker 3>twenty twenty. You know, it was how much are you

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<v Speaker 3>gonna bench me? Ronnie and Freddie rolling to that crap.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm talking about guys who want to lift and get strong.

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<v Speaker 3>He never cared. And I look at Jason Bateman. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know if you've been watching DTF Saint Louis.

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<v Speaker 2>I tried to. I watched one episode.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just so brilla.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's so fucking again the way men are portrayed

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<v Speaker 3>versus every woman is a smart brainiac. Every man's a

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<v Speaker 3>lose her asshole creep. But you know, Jason baby took

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<v Speaker 3>his shirt off. He has to never do that again

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<v Speaker 3>in a movie or TV. He has to never do

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<v Speaker 3>it again. It was more alarming than seeing a girl

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<v Speaker 3>take her top off that you didn't expect to see.

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<v Speaker 2>Is he so skinny?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I mean his you know, his friends

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<v Speaker 3>on the podcast make fun of it, are Nett and Hayes.

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<v Speaker 3>Because he doesn't eat, he watches everything. He won't have

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<v Speaker 1>To get bloated.

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<v Speaker 3>But his skin, his arms and chest and stomach and back,

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<v Speaker 3>he looks like he's I hate to be I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>trying to be funny, but almost Holocaust level of skinniness.

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<v Speaker 2>He wasn't and he wasn't always that way.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean no, no, he wasn't. He was an athlete,

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<v Speaker 3>he could play ball, but I mean he's not. He's

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<v Speaker 3>probably seven years behind us six years behind us.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I never had the skinny jeans. So when I was

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<v Speaker 3>a kid, I did, but now it looks really weird.

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<v Speaker 3>When you're old and thin, you need a little weight.

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<v Speaker 1>When you get older, they'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Still never never outdo Dodgeball. Okay, So I this this

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<v Speaker 2>story was was for Kenny. So I was doing this

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<v Speaker 2>in Kenny's honor, because because Kenny would have would have

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<v Speaker 2>figured out how this and why this was happening. But

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<v Speaker 2>you and I will have to just drudge through. So

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't know if you would have seen this.

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<v Speaker 2>So scientists say that two hundred wild chimpanzees in Uganda

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<v Speaker 2>have been locked in a violent civil war. There's a

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<v Speaker 2>civil war between two hundred chimpanzees going on in Uganda.

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<v Speaker 2>So and this is a serious story.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a.

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<v Speaker 2>Legitimate research autum. You have seen this.

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<v Speaker 1>I did scan it. I scared.

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<v Speaker 3>I love monkey stories, but well they're still scary chees.

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<v Speaker 2>So researchers have documented the first clearly observed permanent split

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<v Speaker 2>in a wild chimp panze community, and that has been

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<v Speaker 2>followed by violence between former companions. So these are chimps

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<v Speaker 2>that got along for years together and then all of

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<v Speaker 2>a sudden, there was just a split inside of you know,

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<v Speaker 2>this happened this community, and it says the findings show

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<v Speaker 2>that close social bonds can break hard enough to produce

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<v Speaker 2>deadly group violence, even without the cultural markers often used

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<v Speaker 2>to explain human conflict. This is all happening in the

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<v Speaker 2>Kabbali National Park in western Uganda. A single chimpanzee community

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<v Speaker 2>that had lived together for years suddenly broke into two

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<v Speaker 2>rival camps. Wow, how do you like? Does the top

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<v Speaker 2>chimp from one side and the top chimp from another?

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<v Speaker 2>Like choose teams like we did at dodgeball and gym classes,

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<v Speaker 2>Like mister Smith is blowing the whistle. Okay, chimp one

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<v Speaker 2>you you pick first.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course they know how to do that shit. They're

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<v Speaker 3>very I mean animals, especially chimps and gorillas. They're so bright. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they know how to do that shit. Something happened. It's

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<v Speaker 3>they're very you know, monkeys are, chimps are very coordinated animals.

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<v Speaker 3>They're you know, if you look at the animals in Africa,

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<v Speaker 3>I can sound like Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>If you look at it.

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<v Speaker 3>If you look at no, but African the jungle animals

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<v Speaker 3>are just very very smart. It's always coordinated efforts when

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<v Speaker 3>they rescue one another or fight another team of animals.

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<v Speaker 1>Scary.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, let me let me edumacate everybody a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>on this, okay. So, for for twenty years, the Nagogo

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<v Speaker 2>chimps moved through one shared territory as the largest known

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<v Speaker 2>wild community ever recorded. And apparently chimpanzees normally live in

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<v Speaker 2>what's called a fission fusion pattern. It's a pattern of

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<v Speaker 2>splitting apart and rejoining rather than standing together all day.

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<v Speaker 2>So they'd spend parts of the day together and then

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<v Speaker 2>they would split. Even so, the chimps hunted, groomed, patrolled,

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<v Speaker 2>and made it across those loose lines, which kept the

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<v Speaker 2>wider community stitched together. So they I mean, this wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>like two communities that didn't intermingle. I mean, they were

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<v Speaker 2>obviously fucking each other, baby chimps, all that kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>And so and then it says permanent splits may occur

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<v Speaker 2>only about once every five hundred years.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>And and so I guess in history this has been

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<v Speaker 2>noticed before, like five hundred years ago, but nobody documented

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<v Speaker 2>it and captured this whole thing. And so they've captured this.

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<v Speaker 2>But they can't really explain the you know, why it

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<v Speaker 2>why it happens, But it's just.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember when I scanned it.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember reading and I got a little creeped out

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<v Speaker 3>that one faction of monkeys would go in like in

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<v Speaker 3>single file, like to to to go to the enemy's territory,

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<v Speaker 3>like very human like behavior.

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<v Speaker 1>It's scary.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Organized raids, they call them organized raids. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then beginning they began in fantasize. They go in

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<v Speaker 2>and they kill the baby chimps from the other side

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<v Speaker 2>of the tribe.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think it's all don't you think it maybe

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<v Speaker 3>began because of another chimp killed another chimp's baby. I

425
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<v Speaker 3>feel like it's all over kids or kids, whatever you

426
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<v Speaker 3>want to call them. I feel like it's over their

427
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<v Speaker 3>their newborns or something. I mean, why would you get

428
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<v Speaker 3>this crazy against each other unless you kill their kid.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know this. This article says that size may

430
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<v Speaker 2>have primed the break because nearly two hundred chimps and

431
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<v Speaker 2>more than thirty adult males strained relationship and ship maintenance.

432
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<v Speaker 2>I guess there were too many mans and competition over

433
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<v Speaker 2>food and mating then rose as the two clusters stopped

434
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<v Speaker 2>sharing space and reproductive patterns, and so before the rupture,

435
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<v Speaker 2>several well connected adults died. Leadership changed, and a respiratory

436
00:23:19.359 --> 00:23:23.799
<v Speaker 2>epidemic later removed more social links. So I mean you

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<v Speaker 2>think about that, several well connected, well connected adults, I will,

438
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<v Speaker 2>well connected champs, a couple of well connected chimps, and

439
00:23:31.599 --> 00:23:36.440
<v Speaker 2>then they had an election, you know, and the Russians

440
00:23:36.480 --> 00:23:40.279
<v Speaker 2>may have tampered with that in that election because you know,

441
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<v Speaker 2>leadership changed and then there was a respiratory epidemic.

442
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<v Speaker 3>They could they could be mafia chimp mafia monkeys too.

443
00:23:47.720 --> 00:23:50.000
<v Speaker 3>You got the connected, they got, they got people.

444
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<v Speaker 2>Shimp aggression usually falls on outsiders, but in this case

445
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<v Speaker 2>it shows how chimpanzee violence can emerge even among former companions. Here,

446
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<v Speaker 2>former companions became targets once membership changed, a point echoed

447
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<v Speaker 2>in a related perspective on a hostile split among wild

448
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<v Speaker 2>chimpanzees is a reminder of the danger that group divisions

449
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<v Speaker 2>can present to human societies. Oh so this guy's uh,

450
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<v Speaker 2>I see why this is timely. They're talking about societies dividing,

451
00:24:22.960 --> 00:24:28.960
<v Speaker 2>and they're they're making the analog over to what's happening

452
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<v Speaker 2>in the country. Right now. Well, I guess we're not

453
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<v Speaker 2>far from the chimps. Uh far behind the chimps, as

454
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<v Speaker 2>I know, it's still here to be split.

455
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<v Speaker 3>Listen, already, stupid Trump has already stopped eight wars and

456
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<v Speaker 3>saved millions of lives.

457
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<v Speaker 2>Happin to the chimps.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he'll do it. I made a deal with the chimps.

459
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<v Speaker 1>They're getting free bananas.

460
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<v Speaker 2>You know, he'll know that that is a seriously fucked

461
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<v Speaker 2>up idea. But it's a great idea because it's the

462
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<v Speaker 2>kind of thing that Trump would actually do. Somebody would

463
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<v Speaker 2>some uh you know, chimp gravitas, would you know, get

464
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<v Speaker 2>to them to say, hey, this is this is what's

465
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<v Speaker 2>going on is resulting in the death of a bunch

466
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<v Speaker 2>of chimps and fantasize everything else. You know, you're the

467
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<v Speaker 2>only person on earth that could settle this, mister President.

468
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<v Speaker 2>You've got to You've got to help.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to kill chimps, but you look at chimps.

470
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<v Speaker 3>They're they're they're very creepy. If I have to kill

471
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<v Speaker 3>them or kill them, but you know this, would you

472
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<v Speaker 3>rather be would you rather be dropped inside Ukraine? As

473
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<v Speaker 3>a war correspondent during the war, or have a pitbull

474
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<v Speaker 3>loose in your home that's not your dog, or be.

475
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<v Speaker 1>In a room with one chimpanzee. I'd rather go to war.

476
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<v Speaker 2>I take the Ukraine. Yeah, I take Ukraine. Unless it

477
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<v Speaker 2>was the chimp that was on Friends.

478
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<v Speaker 1>Who was his name? That was yeah, myrcel.

479
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<v Speaker 3>But you know, I saw a great video of an

480
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<v Speaker 3>old gorilla, which I'm getting more fascinated by gorillas.

481
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<v Speaker 1>That gorilla Coco. Robin Williams sat down and he took

482
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<v Speaker 1>really sweet.

483
00:26:02.720 --> 00:26:05.359
<v Speaker 3>But this one gorilla who's dying, I forget his name,

484
00:26:05.440 --> 00:26:08.400
<v Speaker 3>like sixty years old, and it's telling the person who

485
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<v Speaker 3>sign language next to him that humans are ruining the earth.

486
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<v Speaker 3>And he's signing this to gorilla like you're not understanding

487
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<v Speaker 3>how wonderful we have it, You're ruining the earth, and.

488
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<v Speaker 1>The gorilla starts to cry. It was like that commercial

489
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<v Speaker 1>with the Indian.

490
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<v Speaker 3>When we were kids on the side of the road

491
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<v Speaker 3>and they throw litter at his feet, you know, and

492
00:26:26.559 --> 00:26:28.039
<v Speaker 3>the Indians got one tear come.

493
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<v Speaker 2>Out of the obviously left wing in doctrination of that gorilla.

494
00:26:32.359 --> 00:26:39.440
<v Speaker 2>He probably he probably you know, flew with AOC and

495
00:26:40.000 --> 00:26:43.839
<v Speaker 2>John Kerry, one of those fucking confabs and got converted.

496
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it happens.

497
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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean, folks, He's a freaking gorilla,

498
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<v Speaker 2>the gorilla. How smart could he be?

499
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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, but you know the gorillas have well, hey

500
00:26:53.880 --> 00:26:56.839
<v Speaker 3>to open up this can of worms. But gorillas have

501
00:26:56.920 --> 00:26:59.079
<v Speaker 3>an IQ they say of eighty five, which I think

502
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<v Speaker 3>it's higher.

503
00:27:00.039 --> 00:27:01.480
<v Speaker 2>Here comes to Somali comparison.

504
00:27:01.559 --> 00:27:04.519
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, they said Somos are seventy five. So like

505
00:27:05.319 --> 00:27:06.359
<v Speaker 1>they're not even hiding this.

506
00:27:06.480 --> 00:27:08.319
<v Speaker 2>It's not it's not something that only one way to

507
00:27:08.359 --> 00:27:10.759
<v Speaker 2>settle it. This would be a great pay per view event.

508
00:27:12.559 --> 00:27:19.160
<v Speaker 2>Gorilla against Somali chess. I'm nothing great would that be? Oh?

509
00:27:19.680 --> 00:27:19.920
<v Speaker 1>God?

510
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<v Speaker 2>You know you find you know, smart gorilla who likes

511
00:27:25.559 --> 00:27:28.519
<v Speaker 2>board games. Yeah, and you know plays a little bit

512
00:27:28.559 --> 00:27:33.119
<v Speaker 2>of chess, and you know you go grab il han

513
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<v Speaker 2>Omar and sit them down and and let him have

514
00:27:37.480 --> 00:27:40.440
<v Speaker 2>at it on the chess board. How fucking great would

515
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<v Speaker 2>it be if the gorilla beat her in chess?

516
00:27:42.480 --> 00:27:46.440
<v Speaker 1>Of course it definitely could happen. Definitely can happen.

517
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<v Speaker 2>I wonder where the money would be on that, like

518
00:27:49.200 --> 00:27:52.400
<v Speaker 2>where the poly market would be on the gorilla versus

519
00:27:52.960 --> 00:27:55.160
<v Speaker 2>ill haan Omar in a game of chess.

520
00:27:55.799 --> 00:27:56.880
<v Speaker 1>I'll say pollmarket.

521
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<v Speaker 3>I didn't bet the UFC, not UFC the Tyson Fury

522
00:28:02.000 --> 00:28:04.920
<v Speaker 3>fight the other night on Netflix, but I looked and

523
00:28:04.960 --> 00:28:07.279
<v Speaker 3>I said, ah, the guy's sixteen months out of the ring.

524
00:28:07.480 --> 00:28:10.720
<v Speaker 3>I would go with the underdog guys getting plus six hundred.

525
00:28:11.079 --> 00:28:13.519
<v Speaker 3>I thought the odds were crazy. And then Fury comes

526
00:28:13.559 --> 00:28:14.880
<v Speaker 3>out and I don't know if you saw it, but

527
00:28:15.039 --> 00:28:17.200
<v Speaker 3>just played with the guy. It was a shitty match.

528
00:28:17.799 --> 00:28:18.920
<v Speaker 1>But they know something.

529
00:28:19.119 --> 00:28:21.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm always fascinated about what these odds makers know. They're all,

530
00:28:22.799 --> 00:28:24.519
<v Speaker 3>especially when it comes down to a half a point

531
00:28:24.559 --> 00:28:28.920
<v Speaker 3>in football, basketball game. It's just how do they fucking

532
00:28:29.039 --> 00:28:32.359
<v Speaker 3>know it? It boggles my mind. But anyhoy, that was

533
00:28:32.440 --> 00:28:35.519
<v Speaker 3>off the point. The gorillas, yeah, I'm very I'm very

534
00:28:35.640 --> 00:28:37.599
<v Speaker 3>frightened of them, but I'm fascinated by them.

535
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<v Speaker 1>But you know, they have the strength of five men.

536
00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:43.440
<v Speaker 1>They say, you look at their muscles and their arms.

537
00:28:44.119 --> 00:28:46.000
<v Speaker 1>God crazy, But look.

538
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<v Speaker 2>I think you know, good things come out of the show.

539
00:28:47.680 --> 00:28:50.920
<v Speaker 2>I think there are two great ideas there. One have

540
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<v Speaker 2>Trump stop his ninth war and get him involved in

541
00:28:53.839 --> 00:28:56.880
<v Speaker 2>the chimpanzee thing. I think that's that's a no brainer.

542
00:28:56.960 --> 00:28:58.640
<v Speaker 2>Get to figure out how to get to them and

543
00:28:58.839 --> 00:29:03.119
<v Speaker 2>two as a pay per view event. It would kill

544
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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. And she's probably gonna have to give

545
00:29:06.359 --> 00:29:09.839
<v Speaker 2>back a bunch of the millions that she scanned, so

546
00:29:10.240 --> 00:29:13.839
<v Speaker 2>she's gonna need some money. So, you know, the gorilla

547
00:29:14.000 --> 00:29:18.559
<v Speaker 2>versus illhann omar chess match. Even though it's chess and

548
00:29:18.640 --> 00:29:21.359
<v Speaker 2>it's kind of slow, I think in this case it

549
00:29:21.359 --> 00:29:23.480
<v Speaker 2>would be exciting because oh yeah.

550
00:29:24.319 --> 00:29:26.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of course it would. I would love that.

551
00:29:26.640 --> 00:29:28.720
<v Speaker 2>And the gorilla should be allowed to like take a

552
00:29:28.799 --> 00:29:32.039
<v Speaker 2>couple of shots at her during the like you give

553
00:29:32.079 --> 00:29:39.079
<v Speaker 2>him like two swats. Yeah, you had two backhand swats during.

554
00:29:38.880 --> 00:29:41.440
<v Speaker 1>The I would watch that. I would watch that.

555
00:29:41.519 --> 00:29:43.920
<v Speaker 3>You know, about twenty some years ago, I was pitching

556
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<v Speaker 3>a show to a different number of producers and they

557
00:29:47.599 --> 00:29:49.559
<v Speaker 3>didn't see it, but I thought it was a good idea.

558
00:29:49.920 --> 00:29:53.079
<v Speaker 3>You got Jeopardy, like a Jeopardy type game. I called

559
00:29:53.079 --> 00:29:55.640
<v Speaker 3>it pros versus college. You got professionals, whether you're a

560
00:29:55.680 --> 00:29:59.359
<v Speaker 3>banker or Silicon Valley whatever, your professional guy where a

561
00:29:59.400 --> 00:30:03.680
<v Speaker 3>white collar shirt to work Versus convicts X cons of convicts.

562
00:30:03.319 --> 00:30:03.960
<v Speaker 1>Who are in jail.

563
00:30:04.240 --> 00:30:06.279
<v Speaker 3>Because my uncle who was in jail told me, we

564
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<v Speaker 3>can't do anything bad anymore. While we're in here, but

565
00:30:08.279 --> 00:30:10.720
<v Speaker 3>we can't do anything good anymore. And it got me thinking,

566
00:30:11.000 --> 00:30:15.160
<v Speaker 3>if you put a convict against a professional and have

567
00:30:15.319 --> 00:30:19.119
<v Speaker 3>the categories scattered, so some are criminals, some are regular stuff,

568
00:30:19.799 --> 00:30:21.960
<v Speaker 3>I bet people would vote for the convict.

569
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<v Speaker 1>Especially the way the world and the country is now.

570
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<v Speaker 3>We'd rather the convict beat the guy in jeopardy than

571
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<v Speaker 3>the professional guy beat him. And then the convict gives

572
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<v Speaker 3>the money to the charity of his choice and he's

573
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<v Speaker 3>doing something good. So you got categories like, you know,

574
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<v Speaker 3>espionage or you know guns, what, all different categories that

575
00:30:40.319 --> 00:30:42.440
<v Speaker 3>they'll both understand, I bet.

576
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<v Speaker 2>But that's it. That gives advantage to the convict though,

577
00:30:44.960 --> 00:30:47.880
<v Speaker 2>because well the convict, the convict lived as a free

578
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<v Speaker 2>person for a period of time, so he was never

579
00:30:51.000 --> 00:30:52.880
<v Speaker 2>good though, he was never good, but he should be

580
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<v Speaker 2>aware of what's going on in the world. Plus he

581
00:30:57.960 --> 00:31:01.359
<v Speaker 2>he knows what happens inside the gates of a prison

582
00:31:01.519 --> 00:31:04.559
<v Speaker 2>and and all that. So advantage convict, I think, And well.

583
00:31:04.599 --> 00:31:06.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess so, but I don't.

584
00:31:07.680 --> 00:31:09.079
<v Speaker 2>You can't have to do jeopard You gotta have to

585
00:31:09.160 --> 00:31:09.839
<v Speaker 2>do family feud.

586
00:31:10.480 --> 00:31:10.839
<v Speaker 1>If you have.

587
00:31:11.400 --> 00:31:14.160
<v Speaker 2>If you have it as family feud, that's the ultimate

588
00:31:14.480 --> 00:31:17.960
<v Speaker 2>centralizer because it's just the stupidest ship.

589
00:31:19.359 --> 00:31:22.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, two mob families, that'd be that'd be instead of

590
00:31:22.720 --> 00:31:25.480
<v Speaker 3>a mob war, you go mob family feud and.

591
00:31:25.960 --> 00:31:28.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we could do that became that the studio. I

592
00:31:29.039 --> 00:31:33.160
<v Speaker 2>think that, like, because those celebrity family feuds kill, you

593
00:31:33.279 --> 00:31:35.920
<v Speaker 2>could do other theme family feuds and they would be

594
00:31:36.000 --> 00:31:40.240
<v Speaker 2>great doing mob family against mob that that that would

595
00:31:40.279 --> 00:31:46.079
<v Speaker 2>work nice and losing team the winning team gets to

596
00:31:46.160 --> 00:31:50.400
<v Speaker 2>pick one guy from the losing team, yeah to uh

597
00:31:50.559 --> 00:31:54.440
<v Speaker 2>you know, could yeah, could you yeah you take him out?

598
00:31:54.599 --> 00:31:55.839
<v Speaker 1>Could you imagine the host?

599
00:31:55.960 --> 00:31:56.079
<v Speaker 2>You know?

600
00:31:56.400 --> 00:32:00.519
<v Speaker 3>Uh uh We we talked to one hundred people. The

601
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<v Speaker 3>top ten answers are you know, what's the best way

602
00:32:03.839 --> 00:32:04.640
<v Speaker 3>to get rid of a gun?

603
00:32:05.160 --> 00:32:05.319
<v Speaker 2>You know?

604
00:32:05.759 --> 00:32:09.359
<v Speaker 3>And then thinking thing, you know, taking apart, throwing the river. Okay,

605
00:32:09.559 --> 00:32:13.839
<v Speaker 3>that's thing. That's the second best answer. Okay, play, I mean,

606
00:32:13.880 --> 00:32:14.839
<v Speaker 3>it could be so much fun.

607
00:32:15.119 --> 00:32:17.599
<v Speaker 2>One hundred people are as answers the top six answers

608
00:32:17.640 --> 00:32:20.640
<v Speaker 2>on the board to this question, what's the first thing

609
00:32:20.720 --> 00:32:22.279
<v Speaker 2>you say when they throw you in a trunk?

610
00:32:24.759 --> 00:32:25.240
<v Speaker 1>Exactly?

611
00:32:26.000 --> 00:32:30.519
<v Speaker 2>You know, number one answer on the board. Okay, right,

612
00:32:31.400 --> 00:32:33.000
<v Speaker 2>we have to talk about this swallow well.

613
00:32:33.000 --> 00:32:37.240
<v Speaker 1>Shit, oh yeah, I mean crazy, no crazy.

614
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<v Speaker 2>This is just the most despicable setup in fucking history.

615
00:32:44.119 --> 00:32:48.319
<v Speaker 2>None of you cared, None of you cared. Nobody gave

616
00:32:48.400 --> 00:32:51.319
<v Speaker 2>a ship. Everybody turned their fucking head. He was your

617
00:32:51.400 --> 00:32:54.599
<v Speaker 2>favorite hit man. He was involved in in, you know,

618
00:32:54.799 --> 00:32:58.240
<v Speaker 2>everything from Brett Kavanaugh to all the anti Trump stuff.

619
00:32:58.440 --> 00:33:02.640
<v Speaker 2>I mean, this guy was Nancy Pelosi's boy, doing all

620
00:33:02.720 --> 00:33:07.559
<v Speaker 2>of her fucking dirty work forever. And it came time

621
00:33:08.599 --> 00:33:14.079
<v Speaker 2>they needed ahead because this got stupid. The California gubernatorial

622
00:33:14.200 --> 00:33:17.599
<v Speaker 2>rules are are you know, it's kind of like the

623
00:33:17.839 --> 00:33:21.759
<v Speaker 2>Georgia runoff situation. Is you have, however many candidates you have,

624
00:33:22.400 --> 00:33:25.319
<v Speaker 2>and there's a bunch of Democrats running and only two

625
00:33:25.400 --> 00:33:29.319
<v Speaker 2>Republicans running, and so the Democrats are all canceling each

626
00:33:29.359 --> 00:33:33.839
<v Speaker 2>other out, and so if nobody wins a majority, nobody

627
00:33:33.920 --> 00:33:39.559
<v Speaker 2>hits fifty, the top two vote getters would move into

628
00:33:39.599 --> 00:33:47.599
<v Speaker 2>a runoff election. Well, the Democrats were splitting their votes

629
00:33:47.680 --> 00:33:54.279
<v Speaker 2>so badly that the top two percentages were Republicans at

630
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<v Speaker 2>this point. So somebody called the code red of the

631
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<v Speaker 2>irony is you would have thought, on the surface, they

632
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<v Speaker 2>would have wanted to get that bitch Katie Porter then

633
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<v Speaker 2>more than you know, than Swalwell, who's done all their

634
00:34:10.599 --> 00:34:15.079
<v Speaker 2>dirty word forever. But think about the choice they had. Okay,

635
00:34:15.119 --> 00:34:17.679
<v Speaker 2>who are we gonna whack? Is it gonna be Swollwell?

636
00:34:18.000 --> 00:34:20.440
<v Speaker 2>Or do we get the crazy bitch?

637
00:34:21.000 --> 00:34:21.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

638
00:34:21.199 --> 00:34:25.440
<v Speaker 2>And I know, and you know, I've always they've always

639
00:34:25.480 --> 00:34:28.519
<v Speaker 2>got the goods on somebody. I mean, they've always got

640
00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:32.199
<v Speaker 2>what they need to take somebody out in a moment's notice.

641
00:34:32.280 --> 00:34:34.679
<v Speaker 3>And they because they know, they know all the skeletons.

642
00:34:34.719 --> 00:34:38.559
<v Speaker 3>And look, I heard the girls on the View apparently

643
00:34:38.679 --> 00:34:42.760
<v Speaker 3>were saying, well, look, you know swall Well, this whole thing.

644
00:34:42.880 --> 00:34:45.639
<v Speaker 3>There's always been an open secret about Eric Swalwell. I

645
00:34:45.719 --> 00:34:48.920
<v Speaker 3>wish they could you that that even minded when they

646
00:34:49.000 --> 00:34:51.199
<v Speaker 3>talk about Trump or any Republican. But they say it's

647
00:34:51.199 --> 00:34:53.960
<v Speaker 3>always been an open secret. We heard these stories before,

648
00:34:54.079 --> 00:34:57.280
<v Speaker 3>so came and not investigate these stories. The guy, I

649
00:34:57.320 --> 00:34:58.920
<v Speaker 3>don't know what it is about me. I can read

650
00:34:58.960 --> 00:35:01.320
<v Speaker 3>people in a second. I read Fauci the first time

651
00:35:01.360 --> 00:35:04.920
<v Speaker 3>I saw his face. I read swallow wall, cocksucker, liar,

652
00:35:05.159 --> 00:35:08.679
<v Speaker 3>deceitful person. It's so plain to see when you see

653
00:35:08.760 --> 00:35:12.159
<v Speaker 3>him shift in illhan Omar as three of the loudest

654
00:35:12.199 --> 00:35:15.079
<v Speaker 3>people against Trump, I know.

655
00:35:15.159 --> 00:35:16.800
<v Speaker 2>I mean it's the Mount Rushmore sleeve.

656
00:35:17.159 --> 00:35:19.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and people vote, and you vote for these people.

657
00:35:20.039 --> 00:35:22.400
<v Speaker 3>And you know, first they said, oh it's Ai, the

658
00:35:22.760 --> 00:35:25.199
<v Speaker 3>video of him on the bed, but pulling that sex work,

659
00:35:25.239 --> 00:35:28.119
<v Speaker 3>whoever she is. I wanted, I'm desperate to know who's

660
00:35:28.159 --> 00:35:30.719
<v Speaker 3>filming it and who the other guy is on the bed,

661
00:35:30.960 --> 00:35:32.800
<v Speaker 3>And it's not Ai, because.

662
00:35:32.719 --> 00:35:34.840
<v Speaker 1>If you live in the mirror, you can see their

663
00:35:34.880 --> 00:35:38.159
<v Speaker 1>bodies laying down. So AI didn't do that. It's true.

664
00:35:38.280 --> 00:35:40.960
<v Speaker 1>And the guys who creep and a fuck. So it's

665
00:35:41.119 --> 00:35:41.760
<v Speaker 1>just the beginning.

666
00:35:41.800 --> 00:35:44.679
<v Speaker 3>There's gonna be more girls coming out soon on top

667
00:35:44.679 --> 00:35:45.239
<v Speaker 3>of these four.

668
00:35:45.760 --> 00:35:47.000
<v Speaker 1>Then the wife will leave him.

669
00:35:47.719 --> 00:35:52.199
<v Speaker 2>No, you know what, you know what they they had

670
00:35:52.280 --> 00:35:58.960
<v Speaker 2>to do something to get him to not only uh

671
00:35:59.480 --> 00:36:02.639
<v Speaker 2>WAHUEI from the governor's race, but to resign. And so

672
00:36:03.000 --> 00:36:08.280
<v Speaker 2>he's been promised, Yes, he's been promised. He's been promised

673
00:36:08.320 --> 00:36:12.360
<v Speaker 2>some kind of cushy gig somewhat out of the out

674
00:36:12.400 --> 00:36:17.280
<v Speaker 2>of the limelight. But you know, he's lobbying, he's doing

675
00:36:17.400 --> 00:36:21.039
<v Speaker 2>something for big money. Mama Pelosi went to him and

676
00:36:21.320 --> 00:36:24.039
<v Speaker 2>they did the code read and said, you know, here's

677
00:36:24.079 --> 00:36:26.559
<v Speaker 2>the deal. You're still going to be rich. Tell your

678
00:36:26.599 --> 00:36:28.480
<v Speaker 2>wife to shut up and be good and stand by

679
00:36:28.519 --> 00:36:32.199
<v Speaker 2>your side. And you know, you can be vague just

680
00:36:32.360 --> 00:36:35.320
<v Speaker 2>to say you've made some mistakes. You can deny some

681
00:36:35.440 --> 00:36:38.280
<v Speaker 2>of this other shit. It'll go away. No one's gonna

682
00:36:38.719 --> 00:36:42.280
<v Speaker 2>no one's gonna press it after your uh, after you resign,

683
00:36:42.320 --> 00:36:46.039
<v Speaker 2>because that's that's all they want. And you know that's

684
00:36:46.079 --> 00:36:48.280
<v Speaker 2>what's gonna fucking happen. And guarantee you think of.

685
00:36:48.519 --> 00:36:51.480
<v Speaker 3>You think about all these fucking people in Hollywood who listen.

686
00:36:51.760 --> 00:36:56.519
<v Speaker 3>If this guy was the major candidate in California, you

687
00:36:56.599 --> 00:36:59.519
<v Speaker 3>know how many celebrities back this guy, gave money to

688
00:36:59.599 --> 00:37:01.960
<v Speaker 3>this guy's campaign. And you're telling me it was an

689
00:37:02.000 --> 00:37:04.199
<v Speaker 3>open secret that people knew about his past and the

690
00:37:04.239 --> 00:37:06.519
<v Speaker 3>way he acted around women. That not let's not even

691
00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:08.840
<v Speaker 3>bring up Fang Fang, the Chinese boy he was banging.

692
00:37:10.400 --> 00:37:13.360
<v Speaker 3>It's just a very it's a very creepy thing that

693
00:37:14.199 --> 00:37:16.760
<v Speaker 3>they all knew. They all knew somewhat this was going on,

694
00:37:17.519 --> 00:37:20.320
<v Speaker 3>and yet they get so loud when it comes to

695
00:37:20.400 --> 00:37:24.280
<v Speaker 3>a Republican or Trump doing something that's not up to

696
00:37:24.360 --> 00:37:25.199
<v Speaker 3>stuff in their eyes.

697
00:37:25.519 --> 00:37:30.599
<v Speaker 2>Look, they they long ago went to the ends justify

698
00:37:30.760 --> 00:37:34.800
<v Speaker 2>the means. As you know, their m O I mean

699
00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:40.000
<v Speaker 2>they they operate without any sort of moral code at all.

700
00:37:40.000 --> 00:37:43.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, and you know this guy was their.

701
00:37:43.360 --> 00:37:47.119
<v Speaker 2>Boy until it became expedient to get rid of them.

702
00:37:47.360 --> 00:37:50.880
<v Speaker 2>And then you know they were able to decapitate him

703
00:37:50.880 --> 00:37:54.920
<v Speaker 2>in forty eight hours. Amazing how fast it all moved,

704
00:37:55.119 --> 00:37:58.360
<v Speaker 2>and how quickly everyone got on board and the media

705
00:37:58.480 --> 00:38:02.360
<v Speaker 2>got the messaging and and everything got done. And and

706
00:38:02.679 --> 00:38:05.119
<v Speaker 2>they're going to This guy is not going to get

707
00:38:05.519 --> 00:38:10.519
<v Speaker 2>I know that. Uh Cash Bettel's talking big shit. They're

708
00:38:10.599 --> 00:38:14.280
<v Speaker 2>not gonna fucking touch him. He's gonna get gonna end

709
00:38:14.400 --> 00:38:18.159
<v Speaker 2>up just fine. He's gonna end up in a cushy gig.

710
00:38:18.280 --> 00:38:21.519
<v Speaker 2>He's gonna end up not having to get divorced unless

711
00:38:21.559 --> 00:38:22.960
<v Speaker 2>she just says fuck you and goes.

712
00:38:23.039 --> 00:38:24.119
<v Speaker 1>And I think she will.

713
00:38:24.239 --> 00:38:27.000
<v Speaker 3>But how do you fucking if that's not one woman

714
00:38:27.320 --> 00:38:30.679
<v Speaker 3>and one weekend at the fucking Mariotte in Maryland versus

715
00:38:30.960 --> 00:38:32.880
<v Speaker 3>like a lot of women coming forward.

716
00:38:33.199 --> 00:38:34.559
<v Speaker 2>Well, but you don't know. I mean a lot of

717
00:38:34.639 --> 00:38:36.400
<v Speaker 2>it could be bullshit. I mean a lot of it

718
00:38:36.440 --> 00:38:36.679
<v Speaker 2>could be.

719
00:38:37.599 --> 00:38:39.920
<v Speaker 1>But why do I believe them instantly with this guy?

720
00:38:40.039 --> 00:38:43.119
<v Speaker 2>I just believe that because you just look at him,

721
00:38:43.159 --> 00:38:46.199
<v Speaker 2>and you can just watch the sleeves dripping off of him.

722
00:38:46.199 --> 00:38:49.239
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know, the guy's a slimeball. But uh,

723
00:38:49.800 --> 00:38:52.559
<v Speaker 2>but you know, in a case like this, it's it's

724
00:38:53.039 --> 00:38:56.440
<v Speaker 2>shock and awe, so they they need to keep digging

725
00:38:56.559 --> 00:39:02.679
<v Speaker 2>up victims and and look it's like everything else. I mean,

726
00:39:03.239 --> 00:39:07.119
<v Speaker 2>you know, uh, it's it's the freaking casting couch all

727
00:39:07.199 --> 00:39:10.400
<v Speaker 2>over again. However many they need to throw at him,

728
00:39:11.039 --> 00:39:14.320
<v Speaker 2>they would have kept throwing at him until he resigned.

729
00:39:14.400 --> 00:39:17.159
<v Speaker 2>And he got the hint somebody Mama Pelosi went and

730
00:39:17.199 --> 00:39:20.440
<v Speaker 2>did the whisper in the ear. Your done, kid, don't

731
00:39:20.519 --> 00:39:23.239
<v Speaker 2>you know. Don't worry about it. You had a nice run.

732
00:39:23.599 --> 00:39:26.800
<v Speaker 2>You're you're taking care of. Don't worry. Just fucking step

733
00:39:26.880 --> 00:39:27.800
<v Speaker 2>aside and get out of the way.

734
00:39:28.159 --> 00:39:30.320
<v Speaker 1>And you think about how many things they dumped on

735
00:39:32.760 --> 00:39:35.320
<v Speaker 1>those girls from high school. He did this to me.

736
00:39:35.440 --> 00:39:38.280
<v Speaker 3>That to me, I kept robbing the house, you know.

737
00:39:38.360 --> 00:39:40.599
<v Speaker 3>And this guy was one of the main guys behind

738
00:39:40.639 --> 00:39:45.679
<v Speaker 3>that ship too. And I heard and you know, I thought, like, uh,

739
00:39:46.199 --> 00:39:48.400
<v Speaker 3>Kamala Harris would get a gig too, like take a

740
00:39:48.480 --> 00:39:50.039
<v Speaker 3>big law firm gig.

741
00:39:50.159 --> 00:39:52.559
<v Speaker 1>Now she's saying she's thinking and running again, so she's

742
00:39:52.599 --> 00:39:56.440
<v Speaker 1>not gonna work. She's gonna pray. I know what a

743
00:39:56.960 --> 00:39:57.880
<v Speaker 1>dunt she runs.

744
00:39:59.360 --> 00:40:05.360
<v Speaker 2>No, it's it's great. But she's also taught so amazingly

745
00:40:06.079 --> 00:40:08.639
<v Speaker 2>the leading candidate right now, I mean, I know we're

746
00:40:08.679 --> 00:40:13.000
<v Speaker 2>way out. Look, there's a certain portion of the population

747
00:40:13.639 --> 00:40:17.599
<v Speaker 2>that will vote for her, regardless of how big a

748
00:40:17.679 --> 00:40:21.280
<v Speaker 2>moron she is, regardless of Trump. How some people from

749
00:40:21.360 --> 00:40:26.760
<v Speaker 2>somebody puts that that what's her name, uh from Hawaii

750
00:40:26.960 --> 00:40:28.239
<v Speaker 2>back in Congress every.

751
00:40:31.800 --> 00:40:34.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, are you kidding me?

752
00:40:35.800 --> 00:40:37.840
<v Speaker 2>Let her play the girl, Let her play the gorilla

753
00:40:37.920 --> 00:40:41.480
<v Speaker 2>in chest. I mean, there's there are some unbelievably dumb

754
00:40:41.599 --> 00:40:44.679
<v Speaker 2>people that uh that advanced politically.

755
00:40:44.760 --> 00:40:47.719
<v Speaker 1>It's just look, we we we we make fun, we

756
00:40:47.840 --> 00:40:50.440
<v Speaker 1>make fun, we get angry. No kings, no kings.

757
00:40:50.519 --> 00:40:56.800
<v Speaker 3>Meanwhile, how long was Pelosi in office and Schumer's in office.

758
00:40:56.599 --> 00:40:59.840
<v Speaker 1>And Maxine w all them over forty forty five years?

759
00:41:00.639 --> 00:41:02.960
<v Speaker 3>How do you not see that this? Aren't they kings

760
00:41:03.000 --> 00:41:07.679
<v Speaker 3>themselves for over four years in power? No, that's ridiculous.

761
00:41:08.159 --> 00:41:10.480
<v Speaker 2>Don't don't take a shot at my girl, Maxine. I mean,

762
00:41:10.519 --> 00:41:16.639
<v Speaker 2>come on, Maxine is the coolest. Maxine is represents the

763
00:41:16.679 --> 00:41:18.559
<v Speaker 2>ghetto and lives in the West Side.

764
00:41:19.079 --> 00:41:23.800
<v Speaker 3>She doesn't know there's a road, Rodeo Street or Pico Olympic.

765
00:41:23.880 --> 00:41:26.599
<v Speaker 3>Sure's no clue those streets down there, nothing, no idea.

766
00:41:27.199 --> 00:41:32.639
<v Speaker 2>It's so funny, bullshow funny. Well, goodbye, goodbye. All right.

767
00:41:32.760 --> 00:41:36.360
<v Speaker 1>So every time I read Swallow's name, I think of Swallow.

768
00:41:36.679 --> 00:41:38.719
<v Speaker 1>I can't help it. We don't have to get into it,

769
00:41:38.760 --> 00:41:41.719
<v Speaker 1>but I think I think we can't. We can't know.

770
00:41:44.760 --> 00:41:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so the betting markets are active on this one too.

771
00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:54.679
<v Speaker 2>Where will uh the Kelsey Swift wedding take place? On?

772
00:41:55.480 --> 00:41:55.760
<v Speaker 1>Where?

773
00:41:56.239 --> 00:41:56.880
<v Speaker 2>Where is it? It?

774
00:41:57.119 --> 00:41:59.119
<v Speaker 1>Isn't it set? Isn't it set?

775
00:41:59.639 --> 00:42:02.440
<v Speaker 2>I mean it set that they're getting married, But there's

776
00:42:02.480 --> 00:42:05.400
<v Speaker 2>no there's no venue, there's no location. Yet.

777
00:42:05.920 --> 00:42:08.480
<v Speaker 3>I think I thought they were gonna do some big

778
00:42:08.639 --> 00:42:12.280
<v Speaker 3>thing in her on her property, on the on the ocean, uh,

779
00:42:12.880 --> 00:42:15.880
<v Speaker 3>and make it crazy, bring in like billions of dollars

780
00:42:15.960 --> 00:42:16.239
<v Speaker 3>worth of.

781
00:42:16.360 --> 00:42:20.119
<v Speaker 2>You know, you mean the Newport, Rhode Island, Rhode Island. Yeah,

782
00:42:20.760 --> 00:42:24.800
<v Speaker 2>that's the second. That's The odds are like New York

783
00:42:24.880 --> 00:42:27.760
<v Speaker 2>has the number one the odds of New York. The odds,

784
00:42:28.159 --> 00:42:29.679
<v Speaker 2>the odds are the highest that they're going to do

785
00:42:29.760 --> 00:42:30.400
<v Speaker 2>it in New York.

786
00:42:30.599 --> 00:42:33.639
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why really, I don't know. I don't know.

787
00:42:33.760 --> 00:42:38.320
<v Speaker 2>The second was Rhode Island. The third is Pennsylvania where

788
00:42:38.400 --> 00:42:41.719
<v Speaker 2>she's from. Okay, uh, and I think fourth was Ohio

789
00:42:41.840 --> 00:42:42.559
<v Speaker 2>where he's from.

790
00:42:42.960 --> 00:42:44.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're gonna the top four.

791
00:42:44.400 --> 00:42:46.239
<v Speaker 2>Then she's not gonna get married in fucking Ohio.

792
00:42:46.840 --> 00:42:49.199
<v Speaker 1>Well no, no, it's bed or not. They're gonna buy

793
00:42:49.199 --> 00:42:52.079
<v Speaker 1>a house in Ohio. I mean, they have houses everywhere.

794
00:42:52.159 --> 00:42:55.639
<v Speaker 2>But and uh, she might have been born in Pennsylvania.

795
00:42:55.679 --> 00:42:58.960
<v Speaker 2>She's didn't give a shit about She doesn't eerie. That's

796
00:42:59.039 --> 00:43:02.000
<v Speaker 2>like that's a there's Pennsylvania, and then there's like, oh

797
00:43:02.360 --> 00:43:05.280
<v Speaker 2>it's a wedding, not eerie, but still it's still arm

798
00:43:05.360 --> 00:43:10.159
<v Speaker 2>pit of Pennsylvania. So it's not gonna be either of

799
00:43:10.199 --> 00:43:14.840
<v Speaker 2>those places. No, no, But will she invite Blake Lively?

800
00:43:15.159 --> 00:43:17.840
<v Speaker 2>And no, they will not be at the wedding. You

801
00:43:17.920 --> 00:43:18.760
<v Speaker 2>heard it here first.

802
00:43:19.159 --> 00:43:20.679
<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine it's her doing that.

803
00:43:20.920 --> 00:43:22.920
<v Speaker 3>This is her day, you know, women alike, on their

804
00:43:22.960 --> 00:43:25.000
<v Speaker 3>big day, they get to say what they want to say,

805
00:43:25.639 --> 00:43:30.079
<v Speaker 3>do what they want to do. Taylor Swift is pissed

806
00:43:30.119 --> 00:43:33.480
<v Speaker 3>off enough that this our text messages were read. She

807
00:43:33.599 --> 00:43:35.480
<v Speaker 3>looks like a real kind of a I mean Look,

808
00:43:35.519 --> 00:43:37.400
<v Speaker 3>we all say things on text and emails that we

809
00:43:37.559 --> 00:43:40.199
<v Speaker 3>would be embarrassed about. But that's not what Taylor Swift

810
00:43:40.280 --> 00:43:42.719
<v Speaker 3>needs right now. With all the popularity she has, I

811
00:43:42.719 --> 00:43:44.880
<v Speaker 3>don't think she wants to invite that trouble to her wedding.

812
00:43:45.320 --> 00:43:48.360
<v Speaker 3>It's just gonna be bad stories. She just wants positive

813
00:43:48.360 --> 00:43:50.559
<v Speaker 3>things written about what a beautiful affair was. Does want

814
00:43:50.559 --> 00:43:54.920
<v Speaker 3>anything going into Blake and Ryan and the movie Blake's

815
00:43:54.960 --> 00:43:57.360
<v Speaker 3>in Trouble. By the way, Blake is not Blake Lively anymore.

816
00:43:57.480 --> 00:43:59.960
<v Speaker 3>She her career in Hollywood is She's like Amber Herd.

817
00:44:00.480 --> 00:44:02.159
<v Speaker 3>She You're not gonna see her for a while. She

818
00:44:02.360 --> 00:44:06.159
<v Speaker 3>really fucked up and her her husband's so popular and

819
00:44:06.840 --> 00:44:11.719
<v Speaker 3>he's very good at what he does. He'll for now,

820
00:44:11.880 --> 00:44:13.599
<v Speaker 3>but I don't think more than two years from now

821
00:44:13.639 --> 00:44:16.320
<v Speaker 3>they'll be married. I think he's gonna jump ship.

822
00:44:16.920 --> 00:44:20.880
<v Speaker 2>We're uh, we're in the ball in this uh. In

823
00:44:20.960 --> 00:44:24.679
<v Speaker 2>this episode, we got Trump and chimpanzee oars, we got

824
00:44:25.119 --> 00:44:29.599
<v Speaker 2>we got gorillas doing uh playing against Somali's in chess.

825
00:44:30.159 --> 00:44:35.199
<v Speaker 2>Now we now we have the predicted divorce between Blake

826
00:44:35.280 --> 00:44:36.760
<v Speaker 2>Lively and Ryan Reynolds.

827
00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:40.800
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I know I think she's I just know she

828
00:44:41.000 --> 00:44:41.639
<v Speaker 1>she went too far.

829
00:44:41.800 --> 00:44:44.360
<v Speaker 3>She went too far, now, she's The last thing she

830
00:44:44.480 --> 00:44:48.960
<v Speaker 3>said was when when Britney what's his name Baldoni met

831
00:44:48.960 --> 00:44:51.599
<v Speaker 3>Britney Spears because they were talking to each other online

832
00:44:51.639 --> 00:44:53.599
<v Speaker 3>on Twitter, so when he met her in person, he

833
00:44:53.719 --> 00:44:55.800
<v Speaker 3>moved in for a hug. Oh my god, and he said,

834
00:44:55.880 --> 00:44:58.559
<v Speaker 3>when I hugged her, I felt like she didn't really

835
00:44:58.559 --> 00:45:00.440
<v Speaker 3>know who I was. And I walked away say oh

836
00:45:00.480 --> 00:45:03.960
<v Speaker 3>my god, that I just sexually harassed Britney Spears. That's

837
00:45:04.000 --> 00:45:05.920
<v Speaker 3>what Blake Lively wants to bring them to court, as

838
00:45:05.960 --> 00:45:09.119
<v Speaker 3>if that's something so bad that he hugged Britney Spears

839
00:45:09.199 --> 00:45:10.639
<v Speaker 3>and she didn't really respond.

840
00:45:10.760 --> 00:45:14.639
<v Speaker 1>Correct, this is where we're going with these people fucking babies, baby.

841
00:45:15.639 --> 00:45:18.960
<v Speaker 2>That it's the dumbest, fucking why we should have run

842
00:45:19.000 --> 00:45:21.599
<v Speaker 2>for the hills on this thing two years ago. But

843
00:45:25.239 --> 00:45:27.360
<v Speaker 2>you know, there's been some great AI. I mean, there's

844
00:45:27.360 --> 00:45:30.280
<v Speaker 2>a lot of people hate non AI lately, but it's

845
00:45:30.320 --> 00:45:35.519
<v Speaker 2>been some unbelievably entertaining AI. The the Trump as the

846
00:45:35.840 --> 00:45:36.599
<v Speaker 2>I had told.

847
00:45:36.480 --> 00:45:39.880
<v Speaker 1>You that was great, that was so great.

848
00:45:42.159 --> 00:45:43.920
<v Speaker 2>I had told you, I had told you.

849
00:45:46.840 --> 00:45:49.679
<v Speaker 3>Why does he have people doing these things you think

850
00:45:49.880 --> 00:45:52.039
<v Speaker 3>or are they just from random people around the country.

851
00:45:52.320 --> 00:45:55.840
<v Speaker 2>I think both. Uh yeah, I think both. But I

852
00:45:55.920 --> 00:46:00.079
<v Speaker 2>think the randos do better work than than the the

853
00:46:00.159 --> 00:46:03.039
<v Speaker 2>folks that he's hired on board. But that was one

854
00:46:03.079 --> 00:46:04.760
<v Speaker 2>of the funniest memes I've seen.

855
00:46:04.840 --> 00:46:06.079
<v Speaker 1>Oh because I asked.

856
00:46:06.119 --> 00:46:08.960
<v Speaker 3>I remember I was talking to Jeff Ross, the Roastmaster General,

857
00:46:09.639 --> 00:46:13.159
<v Speaker 3>and his special in Netflix is great, take a banana

858
00:46:13.239 --> 00:46:13.440
<v Speaker 3>with you.

859
00:46:13.559 --> 00:46:14.519
<v Speaker 1>It is really sweet.

860
00:46:15.519 --> 00:46:18.840
<v Speaker 3>But in his first term. I was talking to Jeff.

861
00:46:18.840 --> 00:46:20.960
<v Speaker 3>He's like, you know, you know, I could take him

862
00:46:21.000 --> 00:46:22.480
<v Speaker 3>a leave, and he goes, I'll tell you what he needs.

863
00:46:22.920 --> 00:46:25.079
<v Speaker 3>He needs a comedy writer. I said, you know what,

864
00:46:25.159 --> 00:46:27.559
<v Speaker 3>You're right, he needs if you had a writer, a

865
00:46:27.599 --> 00:46:30.519
<v Speaker 3>lot of those things that don't land would land. I said, yeah,

866
00:46:30.519 --> 00:46:32.239
<v Speaker 3>I can see what you mean. So maybe he found

867
00:46:32.280 --> 00:46:32.840
<v Speaker 3>a few people.

868
00:46:33.559 --> 00:46:33.719
<v Speaker 2>I know.

869
00:46:34.119 --> 00:46:36.159
<v Speaker 3>He approached Joe Rogan at the Fights the other night

870
00:46:36.239 --> 00:46:39.000
<v Speaker 3>and said, he's fucking relentless.

871
00:46:39.400 --> 00:46:39.599
<v Speaker 1>Joe.

872
00:46:39.639 --> 00:46:41.719
<v Speaker 3>I'm very disappointed, Joe. You didn't have me on your

873
00:46:41.719 --> 00:46:43.960
<v Speaker 3>show for a long time. Joe, I thought you were

874
00:46:44.039 --> 00:46:46.480
<v Speaker 3>true patriot. Joe, let's get.

875
00:46:46.360 --> 00:46:46.920
<v Speaker 1>Back on the air.

876
00:46:47.000 --> 00:46:49.199
<v Speaker 3>And Joe's like, okay, okay, he was the president. How

877
00:46:49.239 --> 00:46:51.440
<v Speaker 3>do you even come to say that as a president,

878
00:46:51.719 --> 00:46:55.599
<v Speaker 3>it's a podcaster. It's just so strange, Like, come on.

879
00:46:55.719 --> 00:47:01.119
<v Speaker 2>Joe, it's so I mean, it's so ridiculous. He he

880
00:47:01.360 --> 00:47:06.159
<v Speaker 2>knows every single talent on Fox News, like knows their

881
00:47:06.280 --> 00:47:10.880
<v Speaker 2>ratings as it's ridiculous. He saw him on I guess

882
00:47:10.920 --> 00:47:15.960
<v Speaker 2>he Uh, what's the one I watched the five? He

883
00:47:16.519 --> 00:47:19.559
<v Speaker 2>did a guest slot on the five. And they've got

884
00:47:19.719 --> 00:47:25.400
<v Speaker 2>this uh uh woman who plays like a bitchy Democrat

885
00:47:25.519 --> 00:47:31.840
<v Speaker 2>role that's on there, Jessica Tarla Jessica tar And I

886
00:47:31.920 --> 00:47:36.719
<v Speaker 2>mean Trump didn't even get the whole bit of the

887
00:47:36.840 --> 00:47:40.800
<v Speaker 2>show that they you know, she's she's a liberal voice,

888
00:47:40.880 --> 00:47:43.480
<v Speaker 2>and she's you know, she's placed there and told how

889
00:47:43.519 --> 00:47:46.559
<v Speaker 2>to behave and how far she can go and everything else.

890
00:47:46.639 --> 00:47:47.920
<v Speaker 2>And she's just playing her role.

891
00:47:48.440 --> 00:47:48.599
<v Speaker 1>Yea.

892
00:47:48.719 --> 00:47:55.159
<v Speaker 2>And he wants her off the show. He tells he

893
00:47:55.239 --> 00:47:59.320
<v Speaker 2>wants her off the show. Yeah, mister president. He she's

894
00:47:59.519 --> 00:48:02.199
<v Speaker 2>just there to make it look like this is real.

895
00:48:02.360 --> 00:48:04.039
<v Speaker 2>And you know he doesn't care.

896
00:48:04.840 --> 00:48:07.760
<v Speaker 3>Listen when I when I was not a fan of his,

897
00:48:07.880 --> 00:48:09.960
<v Speaker 3>when I couldn't stand him, I remember I had him on.

898
00:48:10.119 --> 00:48:12.039
<v Speaker 3>I would tape some of our phone calls in the

899
00:48:12.159 --> 00:48:15.079
<v Speaker 3>nineties just for Prospery. I'd take a lot of celebrities

900
00:48:15.119 --> 00:48:17.719
<v Speaker 3>just to Mariah Carey, who I would just tape them.

901
00:48:18.119 --> 00:48:20.719
<v Speaker 3>So I remember one day I said to my gotta

902
00:48:20.760 --> 00:48:23.559
<v Speaker 3>go to Cuba. I was wanting to go to Cuba,

903
00:48:23.639 --> 00:48:26.320
<v Speaker 3>and he said, now go to you gotta go to Russia.

904
00:48:26.960 --> 00:48:30.000
<v Speaker 3>The women there have no morals. And I remember that sentence.

905
00:48:30.000 --> 00:48:32.400
<v Speaker 3>I said, oh my god, that sounds so bad because

906
00:48:32.440 --> 00:48:34.280
<v Speaker 3>this is when people said he didn't go to Russia.

907
00:48:34.320 --> 00:48:36.519
<v Speaker 3>He doesn't go to Russia, doesn't have hookers in Russia.

908
00:48:36.559 --> 00:48:38.480
<v Speaker 3>But then he tells me they have no morals. And

909
00:48:38.559 --> 00:48:40.280
<v Speaker 3>I had this tape and I can never find it,

910
00:48:40.519 --> 00:48:43.320
<v Speaker 3>thank goodness, because I maybe would have done something with it,

911
00:48:43.360 --> 00:48:44.480
<v Speaker 3>which would have been awful.

912
00:48:44.880 --> 00:48:47.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, didn't do anything with it. But he just says

913
00:48:47.880 --> 00:48:48.960
<v Speaker 1>he's that's the way he is.

914
00:48:49.079 --> 00:48:51.360
<v Speaker 3>Like on Stern, he would give girls a one to

915
00:48:51.480 --> 00:48:53.719
<v Speaker 3>ten rating and say this one got too heavy, this

916
00:48:53.800 --> 00:48:54.800
<v Speaker 3>one's booms look bad.

917
00:48:55.159 --> 00:48:57.199
<v Speaker 1>He's just a typical fucking dude.

918
00:48:57.320 --> 00:49:00.480
<v Speaker 2>I think he would still do that. I think he

919
00:49:00.480 --> 00:49:02.159
<v Speaker 2>would do that right now. I think he would do

920
00:49:02.239 --> 00:49:07.000
<v Speaker 2>that from the Oval office with a parade of girls

921
00:49:07.039 --> 00:49:09.519
<v Speaker 2>that were just taken through. He would love that one

922
00:49:09.559 --> 00:49:12.360
<v Speaker 2>at a time he would just he was.

923
00:49:12.679 --> 00:49:14.480
<v Speaker 3>He was on a golf course the other day and

924
00:49:14.559 --> 00:49:18.400
<v Speaker 3>there's just hot scot You look great, you look great.

925
00:49:18.679 --> 00:49:20.719
<v Speaker 3>The golf car pulls over, he gets out and hugs

926
00:49:20.800 --> 00:49:22.960
<v Speaker 3>or you want to picture, right, let's take a picture.

927
00:49:25.400 --> 00:49:27.880
<v Speaker 1>It's not even a celebrity does that, but the president's

928
00:49:27.920 --> 00:49:30.480
<v Speaker 1>doing it. It stop. The car's gorgeous.

929
00:49:31.719 --> 00:49:33.440
<v Speaker 2>He is who he is?

930
00:49:34.039 --> 00:49:36.239
<v Speaker 3>Hey, what do you make of le Malania just going

931
00:49:36.360 --> 00:49:38.440
<v Speaker 3>up front and saying I have nothing to do with Epstein?

932
00:49:38.519 --> 00:49:40.480
<v Speaker 1>I haven't, madame blah blah. I mean, what what was that?

933
00:49:40.599 --> 00:49:42.559
<v Speaker 1>A pre emptive strike? What are we looking at down

934
00:49:42.599 --> 00:49:42.920
<v Speaker 1>the road?

935
00:49:43.519 --> 00:49:47.800
<v Speaker 2>It might have been a waged dog just to try

936
00:49:47.840 --> 00:49:51.320
<v Speaker 2>and put something in the news other than uh Iran.

937
00:49:51.599 --> 00:49:54.960
<v Speaker 2>Although I think that, I think that momentum is about

938
00:49:55.559 --> 00:49:59.719
<v Speaker 2>to swing, yeah, in Trump's direction. There I'm not going.

939
00:50:02.400 --> 00:50:09.679
<v Speaker 2>Uh did you see fucking Justin Trudeau at Coachella with

940
00:50:09.840 --> 00:50:13.320
<v Speaker 2>Katy Is discussing is he the biggest pussy in the

941
00:50:13.639 --> 00:50:18.000
<v Speaker 2>pctory of world leadership? Like, name a world leader who

942
00:50:18.159 --> 00:50:19.679
<v Speaker 2>was a bigger puss than that guy?

943
00:50:19.800 --> 00:50:22.519
<v Speaker 1>No, No, I've never seen anybody as light and the

944
00:50:22.599 --> 00:50:23.239
<v Speaker 1>feet as he is.

945
00:50:23.320 --> 00:50:27.679
<v Speaker 2>I mean, somebody who says Macron. Maybe a second, I guess.

946
00:50:27.559 --> 00:50:30.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I Smack May's wife. Yeah, let's put Macrone up there.

947
00:50:31.880 --> 00:50:35.800
<v Speaker 3>I don't really see many world leaders being so embarrassing, but.

948
00:50:35.920 --> 00:50:37.760
<v Speaker 1>This guy is that Coachella.

949
00:50:38.039 --> 00:50:39.800
<v Speaker 3>First of all, it's weird that he's with Katy Perry

950
00:50:39.800 --> 00:50:42.519
<v Speaker 3>because she's a caff a nut and he's got his

951
00:50:42.719 --> 00:50:45.519
<v Speaker 3>cap on backwards. I don't like a guy who was

952
00:50:45.559 --> 00:50:48.400
<v Speaker 3>a cap on backwards when you're older than thirty. Not

953
00:50:48.559 --> 00:50:51.679
<v Speaker 3>only that he's in his picture, what he's drinking out

954
00:50:51.719 --> 00:50:55.719
<v Speaker 3>of a red Roady plastic cup. Uh. He banned the

955
00:50:55.840 --> 00:50:58.199
<v Speaker 3>use of single plastics in Kenady. No, you can't have

956
00:50:58.320 --> 00:51:02.119
<v Speaker 3>Roady's name, but he gets to use Coachella. It's just hardship.

957
00:51:02.840 --> 00:51:04.519
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I would never I was talking to Rocko.

958
00:51:04.519 --> 00:51:06.960
<v Speaker 1>A lot of his friends went to Coachella. You know,

959
00:51:07.719 --> 00:51:11.239
<v Speaker 1>I said, Ah, tickets for Bloody. I can't. I right,

960
00:51:11.320 --> 00:51:12.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what, but of course they are.

961
00:51:13.000 --> 00:51:15.559
<v Speaker 1>Not to mention the food and water. I go. I

962
00:51:15.679 --> 00:51:18.599
<v Speaker 1>can't ship in out houses and I'm not a kid anymore.

963
00:51:18.760 --> 00:51:20.639
<v Speaker 1>I I you know, I gotta pee a lot.

964
00:51:20.960 --> 00:51:22.679
<v Speaker 3>You know I can't, and I'm not going to spend

965
00:51:22.840 --> 00:51:25.280
<v Speaker 3>fourteen dollars for water and god knows what everything.

966
00:51:25.760 --> 00:51:31.320
<v Speaker 1>But this was this made Woodstock. I think I think Woodstock.

967
00:51:30.920 --> 00:51:33.119
<v Speaker 3>Wasn't as big as this last Coachella crowd I saw

968
00:51:33.599 --> 00:51:36.679
<v Speaker 3>the pictures are ridiculous of the crowd. And you got

969
00:51:36.880 --> 00:51:40.960
<v Speaker 3>Justin Bieber using an iPad and and kind of like

970
00:51:41.280 --> 00:51:44.760
<v Speaker 3>karaokeing his songs. That are he played his songs on

971
00:51:44.840 --> 00:51:47.440
<v Speaker 3>an iPad and just sang along to them. And he

972
00:51:47.519 --> 00:51:49.119
<v Speaker 3>got apparently ten million bucks.

973
00:51:49.000 --> 00:51:49.320
<v Speaker 2>To do this.

974
00:51:51.039 --> 00:51:51.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

975
00:51:51.480 --> 00:51:55.639
<v Speaker 2>It's not a bad that's not a bad. Right right now,

976
00:51:55.719 --> 00:51:58.440
<v Speaker 2>I can't take Look, you can take shots at Trudeau,

977
00:51:58.480 --> 00:52:00.239
<v Speaker 2>you can't take shots at the beach be.

978
00:52:02.199 --> 00:52:05.159
<v Speaker 3>True though, I can't. I can't believe that Katy Perry.

979
00:52:05.559 --> 00:52:07.199
<v Speaker 3>I can't imagine the sex does two have.

980
00:52:07.360 --> 00:52:10.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I just don't see him as the kind

981
00:52:10.320 --> 00:52:10.639
<v Speaker 1>of guy.

982
00:52:11.000 --> 00:52:13.039
<v Speaker 3>Well, she's not the way Katy Perry used to look

983
00:52:13.079 --> 00:52:15.880
<v Speaker 3>anymore either. She looks she looks a little crazy. How

984
00:52:15.880 --> 00:52:17.679
<v Speaker 3>about the story you heard that she that with that

985
00:52:17.800 --> 00:52:21.280
<v Speaker 3>actress Ruby Rose, that that uh, what do you call it?

986
00:52:21.400 --> 00:52:25.039
<v Speaker 3>She's very she's just a she's a gender non binary

987
00:52:25.119 --> 00:52:26.239
<v Speaker 3>whatever that fuck you want to case.

988
00:52:26.239 --> 00:52:27.280
<v Speaker 1>She's a guy she's a girl.

989
00:52:28.159 --> 00:52:31.920
<v Speaker 3>She was really adorable. She played a batgirl. Batwoman never

990
00:52:32.000 --> 00:52:35.440
<v Speaker 3>came out either way. She says that Katy Perry. At

991
00:52:35.480 --> 00:52:38.599
<v Speaker 3>one point twenty years ago, Ruby Rose had her head

992
00:52:38.639 --> 00:52:41.159
<v Speaker 3>down she didn't feel good on a girlfriend's lap, and

993
00:52:41.320 --> 00:52:43.760
<v Speaker 3>Katy Perry came over to her and pulled her underwear

994
00:52:43.800 --> 00:52:45.960
<v Speaker 3>to the side and rubbed her vagina on her face,

995
00:52:46.519 --> 00:52:49.920
<v Speaker 3>and Ruby Rose projectile vomited on her. This is the

996
00:52:50.000 --> 00:52:52.880
<v Speaker 3>new story that came out yesterday and and Katie had

997
00:52:52.920 --> 00:52:55.280
<v Speaker 3>to deny this, so it's a big thing. She went

998
00:52:55.360 --> 00:52:57.760
<v Speaker 3>to the cops. Twenty years later, Ruby Rose went to

999
00:52:57.840 --> 00:53:00.360
<v Speaker 3>the police to tell them what happened twenty years ago.

1000
00:53:00.599 --> 00:53:03.519
<v Speaker 2>Hey believe all women, tell me, tell tell tell me

1001
00:53:03.639 --> 00:53:07.119
<v Speaker 2>that story again. She was She walked up to her.

1002
00:53:07.199 --> 00:53:12.079
<v Speaker 3>What position, Ruby Rose, the actress was laying on her

1003
00:53:12.760 --> 00:53:16.039
<v Speaker 3>friend's lap, shod her head on her friend's thighs, and.

1004
00:53:16.159 --> 00:53:17.280
<v Speaker 1>Katy Perry came over.

1005
00:53:18.079 --> 00:53:20.840
<v Speaker 3>She knew her because they know each other, and she

1006
00:53:21.159 --> 00:53:24.280
<v Speaker 3>took Ruby Rose says, Katy Perry pulled her underwear to

1007
00:53:24.360 --> 00:53:27.880
<v Speaker 3>the side and rubbed her vagina on her face.

1008
00:53:28.599 --> 00:53:30.039
<v Speaker 1>And when she woke up, so.

1009
00:53:31.119 --> 00:53:34.440
<v Speaker 2>It's it's Katy Perry's face and Ruby.

1010
00:53:35.320 --> 00:53:38.599
<v Speaker 3>Ruby's Ruby's face on her friend's lap, and Katie Perry

1011
00:53:38.679 --> 00:53:39.760
<v Speaker 3>pulled her her own.

1012
00:53:39.679 --> 00:53:43.760
<v Speaker 2>Underwear, her own under the side and wiped her wiped.

1013
00:53:43.480 --> 00:53:46.000
<v Speaker 3>Her vagina on Ruby Rose's face, and Ruby Rose says

1014
00:53:46.039 --> 00:53:49.880
<v Speaker 3>she projectile vomited. First of all, I know she likes girls,

1015
00:53:49.920 --> 00:53:52.000
<v Speaker 3>and you got a Pop Stars vagina on your face?

1016
00:53:52.039 --> 00:53:55.480
<v Speaker 3>Why would your vomit number one? Number two? It's over

1017
00:53:55.559 --> 00:53:58.440
<v Speaker 3>twenty years ago. Katy Perry and Ruby Rose weren't even famous. Shit,

1018
00:53:58.760 --> 00:54:01.440
<v Speaker 3>they were like two years out from being known. This

1019
00:54:01.599 --> 00:54:02.639
<v Speaker 3>is a ridiculous story.

1020
00:54:02.719 --> 00:54:07.519
<v Speaker 2>But well, look see that story. I'd buy and I

1021
00:54:07.639 --> 00:54:10.320
<v Speaker 2>buy it because who would make up a fucking retarded story?

1022
00:54:10.440 --> 00:54:11.920
<v Speaker 1>Like it's crazy, it's crazy.

1023
00:54:12.039 --> 00:54:15.320
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you make it up a story, you make

1024
00:54:15.400 --> 00:54:16.599
<v Speaker 2>up a different story than that.

1025
00:54:17.480 --> 00:54:18.280
<v Speaker 1>It's pretty wild.

1026
00:54:18.599 --> 00:54:20.599
<v Speaker 2>And look, if it was that long ago, maybe, you know,

1027
00:54:20.800 --> 00:54:23.159
<v Speaker 2>maybe Katie didn't do a very good job of cleaning

1028
00:54:23.239 --> 00:54:25.840
<v Speaker 2>up down there. I mean, maybe it was. Maybe it's

1029
00:54:25.840 --> 00:54:27.760
<v Speaker 2>a little bit on the you know, the nasty sting.

1030
00:54:27.880 --> 00:54:29.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it happened. I don't like. I don't like what's

1031
00:54:30.000 --> 00:54:30.639
<v Speaker 1>going on, lady.

1032
00:54:30.719 --> 00:54:33.159
<v Speaker 3>But they're they're they're telling us that girls who get

1033
00:54:34.519 --> 00:54:37.800
<v Speaker 3>Brazilian butt lifts. They stink it did the smell comes

1034
00:54:37.840 --> 00:54:39.639
<v Speaker 3>out of their butt when men are behind them, they

1035
00:54:39.679 --> 00:54:43.239
<v Speaker 3>can smell it. You got labs. You know these girls

1036
00:54:43.280 --> 00:54:45.239
<v Speaker 3>who get injections and they're ass. They get like the

1037
00:54:45.320 --> 00:54:48.320
<v Speaker 3>Kardashians and ship they get the bigger ass. Apparently there's

1038
00:54:48.320 --> 00:54:52.559
<v Speaker 3>a very bad smell associated with that Brazilian butt lift situation.

1039
00:54:52.960 --> 00:54:55.880
<v Speaker 1>On some ray J talked about.

1040
00:54:55.880 --> 00:54:59.960
<v Speaker 2>Wait, like coming out, Yeah, it must be coming out.

1041
00:55:00.440 --> 00:55:02.039
<v Speaker 2>I don't like they're farting it.

1042
00:55:02.280 --> 00:55:05.719
<v Speaker 3>No, it's no, no, just a yeah like a bo

1043
00:55:05.840 --> 00:55:08.320
<v Speaker 3>and ao and ass owner that it's coming out of

1044
00:55:08.360 --> 00:55:11.440
<v Speaker 3>their body and you know, and ray J ray J

1045
00:55:11.679 --> 00:55:14.159
<v Speaker 3>said that on on radio show that everybody I think

1046
00:55:14.199 --> 00:55:17.039
<v Speaker 3>the breakfast club, I mean it was widely heard. Other

1047
00:55:17.119 --> 00:55:19.159
<v Speaker 3>people have said it. And now you got the dancer

1048
00:55:19.639 --> 00:55:23.000
<v Speaker 3>was a Gleb Septchenko from Who's who was? Who was

1049
00:55:23.519 --> 00:55:26.199
<v Speaker 3>with the brooks Nader? Who was the hot or the

1050
00:55:26.239 --> 00:55:29.440
<v Speaker 3>hot one right now horn her hot sisters. She's a model,

1051
00:55:29.880 --> 00:55:32.719
<v Speaker 3>not really into brooks Nado, but she's dating an after

1052
00:55:32.840 --> 00:55:35.960
<v Speaker 3>now Karen Edgerton. But they said that she had the

1053
00:55:36.039 --> 00:55:38.840
<v Speaker 3>same issue. I don't he said, the sex but it

1054
00:55:38.960 --> 00:55:41.360
<v Speaker 3>was awful. I don't like the guys are blown.

1055
00:55:41.199 --> 00:55:43.440
<v Speaker 1>Up girls like that. You really shouldn't. I don't know.

1056
00:55:43.519 --> 00:55:45.920
<v Speaker 1>You want to blow up a girl's smell and she's

1057
00:55:46.000 --> 00:55:48.639
<v Speaker 1>bad in bed. I've never had that. I never took

1058
00:55:48.679 --> 00:55:50.639
<v Speaker 1>that tact with a girl. I think that's gross.

1059
00:55:52.000 --> 00:55:53.679
<v Speaker 3>Just be happy you fuck the model man, but you,

1060
00:55:53.719 --> 00:55:55.599
<v Speaker 3>you know, just don't don't talk shit about her.

1061
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<v Speaker 2>I do. I like this story though, the projectile vomit

1062
00:55:58.559 --> 00:56:02.920
<v Speaker 2>after getting the snack wash. We gotta know more on that.

1063
00:56:03.000 --> 00:56:04.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure you'll be on top of that story as.

1064
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<v Speaker 1>I'm on it today. Of course.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, of course, all right, Well, we solve a

1066
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<v Speaker 2>lot of the world's problems to them, very very proud

1067
00:56:13.159 --> 00:56:15.519
<v Speaker 2>of this show. I'm sorry Kenny couldn't have been here

1068
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<v Speaker 2>for the chimpanzee.

1069
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<v Speaker 1>Uh I can't.

1070
00:56:17.719 --> 00:56:20.320
<v Speaker 3>I just can't believe you didn't do Trump as Jesus.

1071
00:56:20.559 --> 00:56:23.119
<v Speaker 3>Or the cocaine hippos in Colombia. Those are I mean,

1072
00:56:23.159 --> 00:56:26.920
<v Speaker 3>that's right up your alley. Cocaine hippos, shocks on paint.

1073
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<v Speaker 1>Sharks on paint pills in Florida, that's right in your area.

1074
00:56:30.000 --> 00:56:32.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm not aware of the sharks on paint pills story.

1075
00:56:32.480 --> 00:56:36.360
<v Speaker 3>That's people are flushing drugs down the toilet. It all

1076
00:56:36.440 --> 00:56:39.119
<v Speaker 3>goes into the ocean. We got sharks on coke because

1077
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<v Speaker 3>the wait.

1078
00:56:40.320 --> 00:56:42.719
<v Speaker 2>A minute, wait a minute later, that's okay, that's not

1079
00:56:42.920 --> 00:56:45.840
<v Speaker 2>this full ship. I mean they can stillute it and

1080
00:56:46.199 --> 00:56:50.639
<v Speaker 2>you're not. They're not flushing enough. Fucking uh, who knows.

1081
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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how much. I don't know the old state.

1082
00:56:53.760 --> 00:56:55.840
<v Speaker 1>It is Florida. No, it is Florida.

1083
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<v Speaker 2>That's okay.

1084
00:56:57.679 --> 00:56:59.760
<v Speaker 3>But you believe that a shark could be high in

1085
00:57:00.000 --> 00:57:01.960
<v Speaker 3>okay when he eats one of the packages right or

1086
00:57:02.039 --> 00:57:02.320
<v Speaker 3>takes a.

1087
00:57:02.400 --> 00:57:05.880
<v Speaker 2>Chef the most definitely, So you got sharks.

1088
00:57:05.559 --> 00:57:08.360
<v Speaker 3>On coke, and I heard that they're moderately high on

1089
00:57:08.559 --> 00:57:11.880
<v Speaker 3>some paint pills. So it's good luck at the beach.

1090
00:57:12.400 --> 00:57:13.079
<v Speaker 1>You mean that they got.

1091
00:57:13.159 --> 00:57:16.159
<v Speaker 2>You mean that they got the same way they like

1092
00:57:16.280 --> 00:57:18.880
<v Speaker 2>some narco boat got blown up by Trump and something

1093
00:57:18.960 --> 00:57:21.800
<v Speaker 2>floated in and the shark went after yell. You know,

1094
00:57:24.119 --> 00:57:25.679
<v Speaker 2>I wish I hadn't seen that story.

1095
00:57:25.679 --> 00:57:28.400
<v Speaker 3>I would have definitely when I see you know, we

1096
00:57:28.880 --> 00:57:30.599
<v Speaker 3>just my knees, and when I see you, I'm not

1097
00:57:30.639 --> 00:57:31.599
<v Speaker 3>going past my knees.

1098
00:57:32.039 --> 00:57:36.199
<v Speaker 2>Well, I we'll get we'll get Kenny to uh, we'll

1099
00:57:36.320 --> 00:57:38.840
<v Speaker 2>add that one in next week and we'll get I'm

1100
00:57:38.880 --> 00:57:40.960
<v Speaker 2>trying to keep sending him pictures of boats.

1101
00:57:41.599 --> 00:57:43.199
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna ask you, is he is he moving on

1102
00:57:43.400 --> 00:57:44.079
<v Speaker 1>on a boat or what.

1103
00:57:44.360 --> 00:57:47.719
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna split a boat? But right, but his price

1104
00:57:47.840 --> 00:57:51.000
<v Speaker 2>range and my price range two very different things. And

1105
00:57:51.119 --> 00:57:53.239
<v Speaker 2>he's like, that boat's too old. I'm like, Kenny, the

1106
00:57:53.320 --> 00:57:56.199
<v Speaker 2>engine doesn't have that many hours. We don't give a shape,

1107
00:57:56.440 --> 00:57:59.440
<v Speaker 2>We don't we don't need some stupid little dick boat.

1108
00:57:59.599 --> 00:58:02.079
<v Speaker 2>I mean, just get a nice boat we can hang

1109
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<v Speaker 2>out on. By the way.

1110
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<v Speaker 3>When he flies, when he flies all over the country,

1111
00:58:05.519 --> 00:58:07.440
<v Speaker 3>he's on a plane that's thirty five years old too.

1112
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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's just the way.

1113
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, you know, it's a freaking boat. It floats,

1114
00:58:12.239 --> 00:58:14.880
<v Speaker 2>and you know, if this one, if this one should

1115
00:58:15.599 --> 00:58:18.400
<v Speaker 2>end up on fire, we don't lose, you know, a

1116
00:58:18.480 --> 00:58:24.039
<v Speaker 2>quarter of a million dollars whatever. Right, So anyway, thanks

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<v Speaker 2>for listening, folks, dude, uh good time later, thanks folks,
