Speaker 1: Years ago. They always fuck up low profiles.
Speaker 2: Are Okay, we're coming in mid conversation, folks. Wow, it's Mike.
Speaker 2: I am here with AJ. This is everything is a bitch.
Speaker 2: I think this is episode fifty four. We are without
Speaker 2: our campadre, the third Amigo Kenny, unless he somehow rips
Speaker 2: himself off of a convention floor, trade show floor, whatever.
Speaker 2: He's down in Miami at a trade show for his business.
Speaker 2: So AJ, Yeah, I have my life flash in front
Speaker 2: of me. The other day, I am on the ninety
Speaker 2: five and I'm going eighty eighty five miles an hour,
Speaker 2: and and I don't know immediately what's happened, but I
Speaker 2: lose control of the rear of the car. The car
Speaker 2: starts to sway back and forth like violently, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: holy shit, and and I just go with it to
Speaker 2: the right, and I cross three lanes of traffic, barely
Speaker 2: missed the back of this pickup truck. And then a
Speaker 2: Tesla swerves around me going either way, and I end
Speaker 2: up in this like miniature ditch on the side of
Speaker 2: I just sent AJ a picture of the I saw it.
Speaker 2: The tire. Tire was instantly shredded. I mean just instantly
Speaker 2: freaking shredded by whatever I hit on that on that
Speaker 2: freaking road. But I thought, I thought, man, this this
Speaker 2: is the way I'm going to go. And then instantly
Speaker 2: I thought, oh my god, I haven't changed my life
Speaker 2: insurance beneficire yet she's leaving me and she's going to
Speaker 2: get all my money.
Speaker 3: That's funny. Oh man, listen, I see the low profile tires.
Speaker 3: I had them on my bends years ago. I never
Speaker 3: liked them. I love that they look, but they always
Speaker 3: seem to they're very They're very picky, you know, just
Speaker 3: a little less if GoF have been the rim is
Speaker 3: bent a little bit or a slight indent in the rim.
Speaker 1: You're gonna lose air. But I don't know what you hit.
Speaker 1: You got something, I don't know what.
Speaker 2: And if you look, you can see how much tread
Speaker 2: is left on that tire. There's a lot of tread.
Speaker 2: The tire is fine going, you know, it just nailed
Speaker 2: something that just sliced the living crap at it. Wow,
Speaker 2: it instantly went. When when I got to the ditch,
Speaker 2: the the like warning station in the car said, uh,
Speaker 2: tire malfunction. And the PSI was already at zero. You know,
Speaker 2: it's like thirty eight PSI, and so I was like,
Speaker 2: oh man, I'm so lucky to freaking be alive right now.
Speaker 3: We have to make contingency plans now that we're getting older.
Speaker 3: If you go before me, who the fuck do I
Speaker 3: send the podcast to. We have to have a contingency
Speaker 3: plan so I could continue to work if something happened
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 2: AJ's major problems. I will leave complete instructions for you. Okay, great,
Speaker 2: on what to do in the case.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there'll be no hip cups on my end.
Speaker 2: I'm that I don't want a display.
Speaker 1: Of I don't want that to be the case.
Speaker 3: But you just look, we're getting older, and god knows.
Speaker 3: I was going to Vegas once with my buddy. We
Speaker 3: were my first trip to Vegas in eighty six, and
Speaker 3: we're on the Grand Central Parkway going to the airport,
Speaker 3: and the car in front of us kind a tire
Speaker 3: situation like you when we're watching this in real time,
Speaker 3: and then it goes off the road and it hits
Speaker 3: one of those guardrails that starts from the grass up.
Speaker 1: So it went and it turned over on its head.
Speaker 1: A truck. We would like the second.
Speaker 2: Car the woods driving that truck.
Speaker 3: It was just like that, and we looking at there's
Speaker 3: luggage as they were clearly going to the airport, and
Speaker 3: there's a baby in the baby seat.
Speaker 1: Upside down but not hurt, just kind.
Speaker 3: Of look looking around and were a couple of guys
Speaker 3: on us. We got the baby out and the mother
Speaker 3: was so happy because she kept saying she had her daughter,
Speaker 3: and she kept saying, my baby. I'm going she's right here.
Speaker 1: No, my baby.
Speaker 3: And we went back in there and saw this little
Speaker 3: baby in his seat. Yeah, I listen, the older I get.
Speaker 3: I don't like driving that fast because my reflexes just
Speaker 3: aren't the same, you know, they're just.
Speaker 2: Not But you know you have one of those. I
Speaker 2: had one of those. Do you remember that really banged
Speaker 2: up pickup truck that head Knocker had in high school?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I forgot about a head knocker. Yeah, of course. We
Speaker 3: took it to the city one time.
Speaker 2: The kid's name was Eddie Bennett, and we called him
Speaker 2: head knocker. It's such a horribly cruel nickname. But he
Speaker 2: had a very large head, and we already had a
Speaker 2: guy with a large head that we called head so
Speaker 2: we so we we couldn't call him.
Speaker 3: Who was head again, whose head was a copski No.
Speaker 2: No, God, see him, I see him right now, I know,
Speaker 2: I know that's what we need Kenny for. Kenny would
Speaker 2: but we uh so we couldn't call Eddie Bennett head,
Speaker 2: so we we called him head Knocker. So and head
Speaker 2: Knocker had this blue easily twenty five year old, right
Speaker 2: pickup trust this is like nineteen seventy nine, nineteen eighty.
Speaker 2: This pickup truck had to be somewhere in the late fifties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, in the late trill.
Speaker 2: And somehow we decide we're taking that. And my parents
Speaker 2: just completely didn't give a fuck because how could they
Speaker 2: have approved of me. So it was a group of
Speaker 2: us going. I know Mona was there, I know Galader
Speaker 2: was there. Head Knocker I.
Speaker 1: Don't remember Paul. I was just eleven eleven when he
Speaker 1: pulled up.
Speaker 3: And I, for some reason, I had a I didn't
Speaker 3: want to go. I didn't go with you guys that
Speaker 3: one night.
Speaker 1: You guys took the call the truck to the city.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, we took it. I even
Speaker 2: remember the town head Knocker's family had, like an old
Speaker 2: house in Sharon, Connecticut, wherever the freaking hell that is
Speaker 2: I guess way up by north of Danbury, way up there,
Speaker 2: and it was like on a like a Christmas tree
Speaker 2: farm or some shit. And so so we are taking
Speaker 2: this twenty five year old pickup truck with ball tires yeah. Uh,
Speaker 2: and it was it was winter, yeah, and we're taking
Speaker 2: it up to Connecticut. And that's not the worst of it.
Speaker 2: The worst of it is I don't know who was
Speaker 2: back there with and I think it was Gallagher. We're
Speaker 2: in the back of the freaking pickup. Yeah. It wasn't
Speaker 2: enough room in the cab for us to be there.
Speaker 2: It wasn't two rows in the cab. It was Oro
Speaker 2: in the cab and then the yeah bed, Yeah, we're
Speaker 2: in the bed. I'm a twenty five year old pickup
Speaker 2: truck with no freaking tread on the tires, with head
Speaker 2: knocker behind the wheel, driving up to Sharon, Connecticut. I mean,
Speaker 2: what could go wrong? And so I don't know what
Speaker 2: that fucker hits. Oh no, I might have been black
Speaker 2: black ice on thatnic yeah player or something.
Speaker 4: I don't and uh, we we do a full oh god,
Speaker 4: spinner roo, we do a full three sixty and then
Speaker 4: another when we do a five forty in the middle
Speaker 4: of a freeway and somehow.
Speaker 2: We don't anything. Nobody hits us. Wow, It's like all good,
Speaker 2: no foul. I mean I felt okay, just been on
Speaker 2: the tea cup ride, you know, me and you spinner
Speaker 2: around and then it was all right, no, hey, we're good,
Speaker 2: let's go wow Connecticut.
Speaker 3: That's why it scared me. I didn't want to go.
Speaker 3: I remember that well, one of the Knights. I remember
Speaker 3: everybody met at seven to eleven and I looked at him,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna sit in the back of that fucking thing.
Speaker 3: I was petrified. I didn't go. But that's probably the night.
Speaker 3: But I remember we had well. I mean, I would
Speaker 3: tell people stories that I'm getting to call it. Bren Zigler,
Speaker 3: who was a year older than us, the great, best
Speaker 3: fucking athlete, best football player, graduated with us.
Speaker 2: Though.
Speaker 3: He would get in his car we drive to go
Speaker 3: to Harry's Deli or something, you know, to get some
Speaker 3: cold cut, some beer, and he would close his eyes
Speaker 3: and see how long he can keep them shut and.
Speaker 2: Not crack some good skills challenge. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean we wonder why he lost his thumb.
Speaker 1: The only other car story I remember well, there's a bunch.
Speaker 3: I'm Chico racked up his father's car a few times,
Speaker 3: just stupid stuff. He went to We're after a football
Speaker 3: game against Satrum. He's sticking his hat the car, screaming
Speaker 3: that we beat Satrum, and then his baseball cap flies
Speaker 3: off while he's driving.
Speaker 1: She goes, wright he back up. It's on him. Why
Speaker 1: he backs up? Chico opens the door and hits a
Speaker 1: fire hydrant.
Speaker 3: And the door, the door gets all twisted and pointing forward.
Speaker 1: You can't pull it.
Speaker 3: Shall We get back to the house and she goes
Speaker 3: follows like, what the hell happened? He goes, I was
Speaker 3: on the way to get you your favorite ice cream.
Speaker 3: You know, it's always a fucking plan with Chico, And uh,
Speaker 3: this car comes out of nowhere. We'll color car. I
Speaker 3: was blue, she is all yellow here. Tim, no dad,
Speaker 3: He just tried to bullshit his father.
Speaker 1: And he was getting ice cream. I know, I know,
Speaker 1: I know, I.
Speaker 2: Just I just thought.
Speaker 3: I talk at Chico's brother at the other day, I know.
Speaker 3: And one of the worst things with the car that
Speaker 3: we ever did. I don't know if you were there
Speaker 3: that night, but Tommy Cogan, who's screwed up.
Speaker 1: The hole, let's see Scott Mary's. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I know one night after that, we were so
Speaker 3: pissed to them that we went to Harry's Deli, which
Speaker 3: Mark Fangle's brother.
Speaker 1: There was an outfit for a drug operation. We didn't
Speaker 1: know that then, but we bought.
Speaker 3: The craft singles cheese and crazy glue, and we crazy
Speaker 3: glued about twenty slices of cheese to Tommy Cogan's father's
Speaker 3: gold catalog on the on the passenger side, so Tommy
Speaker 3: didn't see it, and.
Speaker 1: Then we all left it and went home. And the
Speaker 1: next day in school he was fucking in tears. What
Speaker 1: assholes we were.
Speaker 2: His actions that night deserved. I mean they had to
Speaker 2: come with with repercussions, but no saying that. And I
Speaker 2: thought you were going to go into the story about
Speaker 2: the you know, Gary Swanson, oh boy, Patrick, Scott Hall,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 5: Know, Bobby Stevens, Bobby Stevens, Steven Scott Hall, Bobby Stevens,
Speaker 5: John Billy Fitzpatrick, Uh, Scott Hall, Bobby Stevens, Gary and
Speaker 5: Gary Swawtson.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Gary, the only kid that didn't get high and
Speaker 1: get fucked up was leaving a party. The other great kid,
Speaker 1: great guy, great kids.
Speaker 3: He needs to write home and the other guys are
Speaker 3: driving fast and they did whippets nitrous oxide and they Yeah.
Speaker 2: So this kid in our high school class dies in
Speaker 2: this car accident and he was in our a j
Speaker 2: and I was marine biology class, right and for like,
Speaker 2: we're just such idiots after you know, after like five
Speaker 2: days of grieving and everything, every single agent and I
Speaker 2: would just turned that class into a kind of show,
Speaker 2: every ridiculous every day. But we'd have all these projects
Speaker 2: to do, and you know, we would re enact the
Speaker 2: car accident with our you know, with like matchbox cars,
Speaker 2: or we would stoopid. I mean, we did so many
Speaker 2: idiotic things and there agreeing. The guy who was the
Speaker 2: teacher was the lacrosse coach and a like screens tough guy, disciplined,
Speaker 2: and we would just fuck around so much that entire
Speaker 2: freaking well, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, you have to understand. He was also the most
Speaker 1: beautiful girl in the school.
Speaker 3: Soon he knows uncle, so he and he had a
Speaker 3: big tough son who could kill us in a minute.
Speaker 3: And we went out to his uh field trips to
Speaker 3: the beach, and we were really into He loved going
Speaker 3: out in the boat to the beach and looking up
Speaker 3: fauna and flora and all this kind of ship and
Speaker 3: me and you were taking temperature of the water by
Speaker 3: the berm.
Speaker 1: You know, what's the temperature that we're just making it up.
Speaker 3: Seventy two seventy two that's a little on seasonal, Yeah,
Speaker 3: a little little warm, just making And then he wore
Speaker 3: these big waiters, the big rubber waiters up to his
Speaker 3: waist and we were taking bait fish and putting.
Speaker 1: Killer got home.
Speaker 3: He took his boots off and his old fish coming
Speaker 3: out was so.
Speaker 2: Stupid, you know, that was that was a great, great,
Speaker 2: great class class.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was just thinking about something with.
Speaker 3: Not the fish tank master, the fish tech massacre. No,
Speaker 3: I remember fish That's that's that's really that's that was
Speaker 3: not something.
Speaker 2: We reenacted Jaws. Yeah, yeah, that was we put We
Speaker 2: used the tic tac box, the tick tag box was
Speaker 2: the shark cage. That was the shark pief cage. We
Speaker 2: loaded it into the fucking tank. And then he came
Speaker 2: by and he's like, wait, you two idiots do we're
Speaker 2: reenacting the scene from Jaws?
Speaker 1: Mister?
Speaker 3: You know, didn't car I wasn't didn't Carbury put from
Speaker 3: aaldehyde in the tank and all the fish died one day.
Speaker 3: Somebody put from aaldehyde in the tank.
Speaker 1: I don't Yeah, somebody did that. What we didn't do it?
Speaker 2: I thought of that kid in fifty years, Carberry.
Speaker 3: What was his first Robert Robert? Carbert Robert? I think
Speaker 3: so non Carbery.
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe John, maybe John that that's yeah,
Speaker 2: that class was.
Speaker 1: That was fantastic.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I got some topics here I didn't share
Speaker 2: them with you. Yeah, I'm to do some. So did
Speaker 2: you see that that Stern's ex employee is suing him
Speaker 2: and his wife. I guess that was their personal assistant,
Speaker 2: Leslie Kune.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's the house manager of the Southampton House. To mention,
Speaker 3: I don't really think what she's I don't think what
Speaker 3: she's saying is what she would.
Speaker 1: I don't think what Stern and Beth did is wrong.
Speaker 3: I think if you're a famous couple that the whole
Speaker 3: world knows, and you shouldn't want people to know where
Speaker 3: your vacation, where you shop, what you're eating.
Speaker 1: That's nobody's business.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't think it's unreasonable what Howard wanted
Speaker 3: her to do.
Speaker 1: Tell me I'm wrong.
Speaker 3: I mean, would you want that your house manager and
Speaker 3: all your ship, what you're doing when you're eating, when.
Speaker 2: You not not not necessarily, but to me, the biggest
Speaker 2: thing about I was looking at the story in the
Speaker 2: post was the pictures, because I hadn't looked at a
Speaker 2: picture of Stern in a while. I hadn't looked at
Speaker 2: a picture of Beth in a while. Yeah, and he's
Speaker 2: seventy now, I didn't. Yeah, I knew he was older
Speaker 2: than us. I didn't think he was basically ten years Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean he's an old man.
Speaker 1: He's an old man. He's an little man. I don't
Speaker 1: And you know what amazing full head of hair. How
Speaker 1: many Jews have a full head of hair at seventy two.
Speaker 1: I mean it's such a wig.
Speaker 3: But you know whatever, a guy wearing a wig on
Speaker 3: a radio show, you have to think about the narcissism
Speaker 3: involved in that. Like, he's not on air, he's just
Speaker 3: in a radio booth. You don't need to I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, at this point, he's not going to take
Speaker 3: it off and show people how bald he is.
Speaker 1: But of course he is. We're all He's like.
Speaker 2: The greatest example of all time. What a stylist can
Speaker 2: do to Oh yeah, because because let's face it, that
Speaker 2: guy is not an attractive human being. He's he shaped
Speaker 2: like a stork. And you know, they styled him up enough.
Speaker 2: Plus he's the biggest nerd on the planet. They styled
Speaker 2: him up enough to kind of look cool. And the
Speaker 2: forties and fifties he was able to pull it off
Speaker 2: in a big way. Yeah, but at seventy two, it
Speaker 2: just it just looks ridiculous.
Speaker 3: He looks ridiculous. And you know, he's also a guy
Speaker 3: that's never been in the gym. So when you if
Speaker 3: you have the unfortunate time to see him with his
Speaker 3: shirt off at the beach, you can't believe.
Speaker 1: But I mean, he is seventy two.
Speaker 2: I think he's never been in the gym. I think
Speaker 2: I just think I don't think there's a gym that
Speaker 2: can help him.
Speaker 3: Well, what I mean is like when we were younger,
Speaker 3: Like I got really into lyfting when I was nineteen
Speaker 3: twenty twenty. You know, it was how much are you
Speaker 3: gonna bench me? Ronnie and Freddie rolling to that crap.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about guys who want to lift and get strong.
Speaker 3: He never cared. And I look at Jason Bateman. I
Speaker 3: don't know if you've been watching DTF Saint Louis.
Speaker 2: I tried to. I watched one episode.
Speaker 1: It was just so brilla.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so fucking again the way men are portrayed
Speaker 3: versus every woman is a smart brainiac. Every man's a
Speaker 3: lose her asshole creep. But you know, Jason baby took
Speaker 3: his shirt off. He has to never do that again
Speaker 3: in a movie or TV. He has to never do
Speaker 3: it again. It was more alarming than seeing a girl
Speaker 3: take her top off that you didn't expect to see.
Speaker 2: Is he so skinny?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I mean his you know, his friends
Speaker 3: on the podcast make fun of it, are Nett and Hayes.
Speaker 3: Because he doesn't eat, he watches everything. He won't have
Speaker 3: anything that's salty, doesn't want.
Speaker 1: To get bloated.
Speaker 3: But his skin, his arms and chest and stomach and back,
Speaker 3: he looks like he's I hate to be I'm not
Speaker 3: trying to be funny, but almost Holocaust level of skinniness.
Speaker 2: He wasn't and he wasn't always that way.
Speaker 3: I mean no, no, he wasn't. He was an athlete,
Speaker 3: he could play ball, but I mean he's not. He's
Speaker 3: probably seven years behind us six years behind us.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I never had the skinny jeans. So when I was
Speaker 3: a kid, I did, but now it looks really weird.
Speaker 3: When you're old and thin, you need a little weight.
Speaker 1: When you get older, they'll.
Speaker 2: Still never never outdo Dodgeball. Okay, So I this this
Speaker 2: story was was for Kenny. So I was doing this
Speaker 2: in Kenny's honor, because because Kenny would have would have
Speaker 2: figured out how this and why this was happening. But
Speaker 2: you and I will have to just drudge through. So
Speaker 2: and I don't know if you would have seen this.
Speaker 2: So scientists say that two hundred wild chimpanzees in Uganda
Speaker 2: have been locked in a violent civil war. There's a
Speaker 2: civil war between two hundred chimpanzees going on in Uganda.
Speaker 2: So and this is a serious story.
Speaker 1: This is a.
Speaker 2: Legitimate research autum. You have seen this.
Speaker 1: I did scan it. I scared.
Speaker 3: I love monkey stories, but well they're still scary chees.
Speaker 2: So researchers have documented the first clearly observed permanent split
Speaker 2: in a wild chimp panze community, and that has been
Speaker 2: followed by violence between former companions. So these are chimps
Speaker 2: that got along for years together and then all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, there was just a split inside of you know,
Speaker 2: this happened this community, and it says the findings show
Speaker 2: that close social bonds can break hard enough to produce
Speaker 2: deadly group violence, even without the cultural markers often used
Speaker 2: to explain human conflict. This is all happening in the
Speaker 2: Kabbali National Park in western Uganda. A single chimpanzee community
Speaker 2: that had lived together for years suddenly broke into two
Speaker 2: rival camps. Wow, how do you like? Does the top
Speaker 2: chimp from one side and the top chimp from another?
Speaker 2: Like choose teams like we did at dodgeball and gym classes,
Speaker 2: Like mister Smith is blowing the whistle. Okay, chimp one
Speaker 2: you you pick first.
Speaker 3: Of course they know how to do that shit. They're
Speaker 3: very I mean animals, especially chimps and gorillas. They're so bright. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they know how to do that shit. Something happened. It's
Speaker 3: they're very you know, monkeys are, chimps are very coordinated animals.
Speaker 3: They're you know, if you look at the animals in Africa,
Speaker 3: I can sound like Trump.
Speaker 1: If you look at it.
Speaker 3: If you look at no, but African the jungle animals
Speaker 3: are just very very smart. It's always coordinated efforts when
Speaker 3: they rescue one another or fight another team of animals.
Speaker 1: Scary.
Speaker 2: Well, let me let me edumacate everybody a little bit
Speaker 2: on this, okay. So, for for twenty years, the Nagogo
Speaker 2: chimps moved through one shared territory as the largest known
Speaker 2: wild community ever recorded. And apparently chimpanzees normally live in
Speaker 2: what's called a fission fusion pattern. It's a pattern of
Speaker 2: splitting apart and rejoining rather than standing together all day.
Speaker 2: So they'd spend parts of the day together and then
Speaker 2: they would split. Even so, the chimps hunted, groomed, patrolled,
Speaker 2: and made it across those loose lines, which kept the
Speaker 2: wider community stitched together. So they I mean, this wasn't
Speaker 2: like two communities that didn't intermingle. I mean, they were
Speaker 2: obviously fucking each other, baby chimps, all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: And so and then it says permanent splits may occur
Speaker 2: only about once every five hundred years.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: And and so I guess in history this has been
Speaker 2: noticed before, like five hundred years ago, but nobody documented
Speaker 2: it and captured this whole thing. And so they've captured this.
Speaker 2: But they can't really explain the you know, why it
Speaker 2: why it happens, But it's just.
Speaker 1: I remember when I scanned it.
Speaker 3: I remember reading and I got a little creeped out
Speaker 3: that one faction of monkeys would go in like in
Speaker 3: single file, like to to to go to the enemy's territory,
Speaker 3: like very human like behavior.
Speaker 1: It's scary.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Organized raids, they call them organized raids. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then beginning they began in fantasize. They go in
Speaker 2: and they kill the baby chimps from the other side
Speaker 2: of the tribe.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's all don't you think it maybe
Speaker 3: began because of another chimp killed another chimp's baby. I
Speaker 3: feel like it's all over kids or kids, whatever you
Speaker 3: want to call them. I feel like it's over their
Speaker 3: their newborns or something. I mean, why would you get
Speaker 3: this crazy against each other unless you kill their kid.
Speaker 2: I don't know this. This article says that size may
Speaker 2: have primed the break because nearly two hundred chimps and
Speaker 2: more than thirty adult males strained relationship and ship maintenance.
Speaker 2: I guess there were too many mans and competition over
Speaker 2: food and mating then rose as the two clusters stopped
Speaker 2: sharing space and reproductive patterns, and so before the rupture,
Speaker 2: several well connected adults died. Leadership changed, and a respiratory
Speaker 2: epidemic later removed more social links. So I mean you
Speaker 2: think about that, several well connected, well connected adults, I will,
Speaker 2: well connected champs, a couple of well connected chimps, and
Speaker 2: then they had an election, you know, and the Russians
Speaker 2: may have tampered with that in that election because you know,
Speaker 2: leadership changed and then there was a respiratory epidemic.
Speaker 3: They could they could be mafia chimp mafia monkeys too.
Speaker 3: You got the connected, they got, they got people.
Speaker 2: Shimp aggression usually falls on outsiders, but in this case
Speaker 2: it shows how chimpanzee violence can emerge even among former companions. Here,
Speaker 2: former companions became targets once membership changed, a point echoed
Speaker 2: in a related perspective on a hostile split among wild
Speaker 2: chimpanzees is a reminder of the danger that group divisions
Speaker 2: can present to human societies. Oh so this guy's uh,
Speaker 2: I see why this is timely. They're talking about societies dividing,
Speaker 2: and they're they're making the analog over to what's happening
Speaker 2: in the country. Right now. Well, I guess we're not
Speaker 2: far from the chimps. Uh far behind the chimps, as
Speaker 2: I know, it's still here to be split.
Speaker 3: Listen, already, stupid Trump has already stopped eight wars and
Speaker 3: saved millions of lives.
Speaker 2: Happin to the chimps.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll do it. I made a deal with the chimps.
Speaker 1: They're getting free bananas.
Speaker 2: You know, he'll know that that is a seriously fucked
Speaker 2: up idea. But it's a great idea because it's the
Speaker 2: kind of thing that Trump would actually do. Somebody would
Speaker 2: some uh you know, chimp gravitas, would you know, get
Speaker 2: to them to say, hey, this is this is what's
Speaker 2: going on is resulting in the death of a bunch
Speaker 2: of chimps and fantasize everything else. You know, you're the
Speaker 2: only person on earth that could settle this, mister President.
Speaker 2: You've got to You've got to help.
Speaker 3: I don't want to kill chimps, but you look at chimps.
Speaker 3: They're they're they're very creepy. If I have to kill
Speaker 3: them or kill them, but you know this, would you
Speaker 3: rather be would you rather be dropped inside Ukraine? As
Speaker 3: a war correspondent during the war, or have a pitbull
Speaker 3: loose in your home that's not your dog, or be.
Speaker 1: In a room with one chimpanzee. I'd rather go to war.
Speaker 2: I take the Ukraine. Yeah, I take Ukraine. Unless it
Speaker 2: was the chimp that was on Friends.
Speaker 1: Who was his name? That was yeah, myrcel.
Speaker 3: But you know, I saw a great video of an
Speaker 3: old gorilla, which I'm getting more fascinated by gorillas.
Speaker 1: That gorilla Coco. Robin Williams sat down and he took
Speaker 1: really sweet.
Speaker 3: But this one gorilla who's dying, I forget his name,
Speaker 3: like sixty years old, and it's telling the person who
Speaker 3: sign language next to him that humans are ruining the earth.
Speaker 3: And he's signing this to gorilla like you're not understanding
Speaker 3: how wonderful we have it, You're ruining the earth, and.
Speaker 1: The gorilla starts to cry. It was like that commercial
Speaker 1: with the Indian.
Speaker 3: When we were kids on the side of the road
Speaker 3: and they throw litter at his feet, you know, and
Speaker 3: the Indians got one tear come.
Speaker 2: Out of the obviously left wing in doctrination of that gorilla.
Speaker 2: He probably he probably you know, flew with AOC and
Speaker 2: John Kerry, one of those fucking confabs and got converted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it happens.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, folks, He's a freaking gorilla,
Speaker 2: the gorilla. How smart could he be?
Speaker 3: But yeah, but you know the gorillas have well, hey
Speaker 3: to open up this can of worms. But gorillas have
Speaker 3: an IQ they say of eighty five, which I think
Speaker 3: it's higher.
Speaker 2: Here comes to Somali comparison.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they said Somos are seventy five. So like
Speaker 1: they're not even hiding this.
Speaker 2: It's not it's not something that only one way to
Speaker 2: settle it. This would be a great pay per view event.
Speaker 2: Gorilla against Somali chess. I'm nothing great would that be? Oh?
Speaker 1: God?
Speaker 2: You know you find you know, smart gorilla who likes
Speaker 2: board games. Yeah, and you know plays a little bit
Speaker 2: of chess, and you know you go grab il han
Speaker 2: Omar and sit them down and and let him have
Speaker 2: at it on the chess board. How fucking great would
Speaker 2: it be if the gorilla beat her in chess?
Speaker 1: Of course it definitely could happen. Definitely can happen.
Speaker 2: I wonder where the money would be on that, like
Speaker 2: where the poly market would be on the gorilla versus
Speaker 2: ill haan Omar in a game of chess.
Speaker 1: I'll say pollmarket.
Speaker 3: I didn't bet the UFC, not UFC the Tyson Fury
Speaker 3: fight the other night on Netflix, but I looked and
Speaker 3: I said, ah, the guy's sixteen months out of the ring.
Speaker 3: I would go with the underdog guys getting plus six hundred.
Speaker 3: I thought the odds were crazy. And then Fury comes
Speaker 3: out and I don't know if you saw it, but
Speaker 3: just played with the guy. It was a shitty match.
Speaker 1: But they know something.
Speaker 3: I'm always fascinated about what these odds makers know. They're all,
Speaker 3: especially when it comes down to a half a point
Speaker 3: in football, basketball game. It's just how do they fucking
Speaker 3: know it? It boggles my mind. But anyhoy, that was
Speaker 3: off the point. The gorillas, yeah, I'm very I'm very
Speaker 3: frightened of them, but I'm fascinated by them.
Speaker 1: But you know, they have the strength of five men.
Speaker 1: They say, you look at their muscles and their arms.
Speaker 1: God crazy, But look.
Speaker 2: I think you know, good things come out of the show.
Speaker 2: I think there are two great ideas there. One have
Speaker 2: Trump stop his ninth war and get him involved in
Speaker 2: the chimpanzee thing. I think that's that's a no brainer.
Speaker 2: Get to figure out how to get to them and
Speaker 2: two as a pay per view event. It would kill
Speaker 2: Oh my god. And she's probably gonna have to give
Speaker 2: back a bunch of the millions that she scanned, so
Speaker 2: she's gonna need some money. So, you know, the gorilla
Speaker 2: versus illhann omar chess match. Even though it's chess and
Speaker 2: it's kind of slow, I think in this case it
Speaker 2: would be exciting because oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course it would. I would love that.
Speaker 2: And the gorilla should be allowed to like take a
Speaker 2: couple of shots at her during the like you give
Speaker 2: him like two swats. Yeah, you had two backhand swats during.
Speaker 1: The I would watch that. I would watch that.
Speaker 3: You know, about twenty some years ago, I was pitching
Speaker 3: a show to a different number of producers and they
Speaker 3: didn't see it, but I thought it was a good idea.
Speaker 3: You got Jeopardy, like a Jeopardy type game. I called
Speaker 3: it pros versus college. You got professionals, whether you're a
Speaker 3: banker or Silicon Valley whatever, your professional guy where a
Speaker 3: white collar shirt to work Versus convicts X cons of convicts.
Speaker 1: Who are in jail.
Speaker 3: Because my uncle who was in jail told me, we
Speaker 3: can't do anything bad anymore. While we're in here, but
Speaker 3: we can't do anything good anymore. And it got me thinking,
Speaker 3: if you put a convict against a professional and have
Speaker 3: the categories scattered, so some are criminals, some are regular stuff,
Speaker 3: I bet people would vote for the convict.
Speaker 1: Especially the way the world and the country is now.
Speaker 3: We'd rather the convict beat the guy in jeopardy than
Speaker 3: the professional guy beat him. And then the convict gives
Speaker 3: the money to the charity of his choice and he's
Speaker 3: doing something good. So you got categories like, you know,
Speaker 3: espionage or you know guns, what, all different categories that
Speaker 3: they'll both understand, I bet.
Speaker 2: But that's it. That gives advantage to the convict though,
Speaker 2: because well the convict, the convict lived as a free
Speaker 2: person for a period of time, so he was never
Speaker 2: good though, he was never good, but he should be
Speaker 2: aware of what's going on in the world. Plus he
Speaker 2: he knows what happens inside the gates of a prison
Speaker 2: and and all that. So advantage convict, I think, And well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so, but I don't.
Speaker 2: You can't have to do jeopard You gotta have to
Speaker 2: do family feud.
Speaker 1: If you have.
Speaker 2: If you have it as family feud, that's the ultimate
Speaker 2: centralizer because it's just the stupidest ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, two mob families, that'd be that'd be instead of
Speaker 3: a mob war, you go mob family feud and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we could do that became that the studio. I
Speaker 2: think that, like, because those celebrity family feuds kill, you
Speaker 2: could do other theme family feuds and they would be
Speaker 2: great doing mob family against mob that that that would
Speaker 2: work nice and losing team the winning team gets to
Speaker 2: pick one guy from the losing team, yeah to uh
Speaker 2: you know, could yeah, could you yeah you take him out?
Speaker 1: Could you imagine the host?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: Uh uh We we talked to one hundred people. The
Speaker 3: top ten answers are you know, what's the best way
Speaker 3: to get rid of a gun?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: And then thinking thing, you know, taking apart, throwing the river. Okay,
Speaker 3: that's thing. That's the second best answer. Okay, play, I mean,
Speaker 3: it could be so much fun.
Speaker 2: One hundred people are as answers the top six answers
Speaker 2: on the board to this question, what's the first thing
Speaker 2: you say when they throw you in a trunk?
Speaker 1: Exactly?
Speaker 2: You know, number one answer on the board. Okay, right,
Speaker 2: we have to talk about this swallow well.
Speaker 1: Shit, oh yeah, I mean crazy, no crazy.
Speaker 2: This is just the most despicable setup in fucking history.
Speaker 2: None of you cared, None of you cared. Nobody gave
Speaker 2: a ship. Everybody turned their fucking head. He was your
Speaker 2: favorite hit man. He was involved in in, you know,
Speaker 2: everything from Brett Kavanaugh to all the anti Trump stuff.
Speaker 2: I mean, this guy was Nancy Pelosi's boy, doing all
Speaker 2: of her fucking dirty work forever. And it came time
Speaker 2: they needed ahead because this got stupid. The California gubernatorial
Speaker 2: rules are are you know, it's kind of like the
Speaker 2: Georgia runoff situation. Is you have, however many candidates you have,
Speaker 2: and there's a bunch of Democrats running and only two
Speaker 2: Republicans running, and so the Democrats are all canceling each
Speaker 2: other out, and so if nobody wins a majority, nobody
Speaker 2: hits fifty, the top two vote getters would move into
Speaker 2: a runoff election. Well, the Democrats were splitting their votes
Speaker 2: so badly that the top two percentages were Republicans at
Speaker 2: this point. So somebody called the code red of the
Speaker 2: irony is you would have thought, on the surface, they
Speaker 2: would have wanted to get that bitch Katie Porter then
Speaker 2: more than you know, than Swalwell, who's done all their
Speaker 2: dirty word forever. But think about the choice they had. Okay,
Speaker 2: who are we gonna whack? Is it gonna be Swollwell?
Speaker 2: Or do we get the crazy bitch?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And I know, and you know, I've always they've always
Speaker 2: got the goods on somebody. I mean, they've always got
Speaker 2: what they need to take somebody out in a moment's notice.
Speaker 3: And they because they know, they know all the skeletons.
Speaker 3: And look, I heard the girls on the View apparently
Speaker 3: were saying, well, look, you know swall Well, this whole thing.
Speaker 3: There's always been an open secret about Eric Swalwell. I
Speaker 3: wish they could you that that even minded when they
Speaker 3: talk about Trump or any Republican. But they say it's
Speaker 3: always been an open secret. We heard these stories before,
Speaker 3: so came and not investigate these stories. The guy, I
Speaker 3: don't know what it is about me. I can read
Speaker 3: people in a second. I read Fauci the first time
Speaker 3: I saw his face. I read swallow wall, cocksucker, liar,
Speaker 3: deceitful person. It's so plain to see when you see
Speaker 3: him shift in illhan Omar as three of the loudest
Speaker 3: people against Trump, I know.
Speaker 2: I mean it's the Mount Rushmore sleeve.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and people vote, and you vote for these people.
Speaker 3: And you know, first they said, oh it's Ai, the
Speaker 3: video of him on the bed, but pulling that sex work,
Speaker 3: whoever she is. I wanted, I'm desperate to know who's
Speaker 3: filming it and who the other guy is on the bed,
Speaker 3: And it's not Ai, because.
Speaker 1: If you live in the mirror, you can see their
Speaker 1: bodies laying down. So AI didn't do that. It's true.
Speaker 1: And the guys who creep and a fuck. So it's
Speaker 1: just the beginning.
Speaker 3: There's gonna be more girls coming out soon on top
Speaker 3: of these four.
Speaker 1: Then the wife will leave him.
Speaker 2: No, you know what, you know what they they had
Speaker 2: to do something to get him to not only uh
Speaker 2: WAHUEI from the governor's race, but to resign. And so
Speaker 2: he's been promised, Yes, he's been promised. He's been promised
Speaker 2: some kind of cushy gig somewhat out of the out
Speaker 2: of the limelight. But you know, he's lobbying, he's doing
Speaker 2: something for big money. Mama Pelosi went to him and
Speaker 2: they did the code read and said, you know, here's
Speaker 2: the deal. You're still going to be rich. Tell your
Speaker 2: wife to shut up and be good and stand by
Speaker 2: your side. And you know, you can be vague just
Speaker 2: to say you've made some mistakes. You can deny some
Speaker 2: of this other shit. It'll go away. No one's gonna
Speaker 2: no one's gonna press it after your uh, after you resign,
Speaker 2: because that's that's all they want. And you know that's
Speaker 2: what's gonna fucking happen. And guarantee you think of.
Speaker 3: You think about all these fucking people in Hollywood who listen.
Speaker 3: If this guy was the major candidate in California, you
Speaker 3: know how many celebrities back this guy, gave money to
Speaker 3: this guy's campaign. And you're telling me it was an
Speaker 3: open secret that people knew about his past and the
Speaker 3: way he acted around women. That not let's not even
Speaker 3: bring up Fang Fang, the Chinese boy he was banging.
Speaker 3: It's just a very it's a very creepy thing that
Speaker 3: they all knew. They all knew somewhat this was going on,
Speaker 3: and yet they get so loud when it comes to
Speaker 3: a Republican or Trump doing something that's not up to
Speaker 3: stuff in their eyes.
Speaker 2: Look, they they long ago went to the ends justify
Speaker 2: the means. As you know, their m O I mean
Speaker 2: they they operate without any sort of moral code at all.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and you know this guy was their.
Speaker 2: Boy until it became expedient to get rid of them.
Speaker 2: And then you know they were able to decapitate him
Speaker 2: in forty eight hours. Amazing how fast it all moved,
Speaker 2: and how quickly everyone got on board and the media
Speaker 2: got the messaging and and everything got done. And and
Speaker 2: they're going to This guy is not going to get
Speaker 2: I know that. Uh Cash Bettel's talking big shit. They're
Speaker 2: not gonna fucking touch him. He's gonna get gonna end
Speaker 2: up just fine. He's gonna end up in a cushy gig.
Speaker 2: He's gonna end up not having to get divorced unless
Speaker 2: she just says fuck you and goes.
Speaker 1: And I think she will.
Speaker 3: But how do you fucking if that's not one woman
Speaker 3: and one weekend at the fucking Mariotte in Maryland versus
Speaker 3: like a lot of women coming forward.
Speaker 2: Well, but you don't know. I mean a lot of
Speaker 2: it could be bullshit. I mean a lot of it
Speaker 2: could be.
Speaker 1: But why do I believe them instantly with this guy?
Speaker 2: I just believe that because you just look at him,
Speaker 2: and you can just watch the sleeves dripping off of him.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, the guy's a slimeball. But uh,
Speaker 2: but you know, in a case like this, it's it's
Speaker 2: shock and awe, so they they need to keep digging
Speaker 2: up victims and and look it's like everything else. I mean,
Speaker 2: you know, uh, it's it's the freaking casting couch all
Speaker 2: over again. However many they need to throw at him,
Speaker 2: they would have kept throwing at him until he resigned.
Speaker 2: And he got the hint somebody Mama Pelosi went and
Speaker 2: did the whisper in the ear. Your done, kid, don't
Speaker 2: you know. Don't worry about it. You had a nice run.
Speaker 2: You're you're taking care of. Don't worry. Just fucking step
Speaker 2: aside and get out of the way.
Speaker 1: And you think about how many things they dumped on
Speaker 1: those girls from high school. He did this to me.
Speaker 3: That to me, I kept robbing the house, you know.
Speaker 3: And this guy was one of the main guys behind
Speaker 3: that ship too. And I heard and you know, I thought, like, uh,
Speaker 3: Kamala Harris would get a gig too, like take a
Speaker 3: big law firm gig.
Speaker 1: Now she's saying she's thinking and running again, so she's
Speaker 1: not gonna work. She's gonna pray. I know what a
Speaker 1: dunt she runs.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's great. But she's also taught so amazingly
Speaker 2: the leading candidate right now, I mean, I know we're
Speaker 2: way out. Look, there's a certain portion of the population
Speaker 2: that will vote for her, regardless of how big a
Speaker 2: moron she is, regardless of Trump. How some people from
Speaker 2: somebody puts that that what's her name, uh from Hawaii
Speaker 2: back in Congress every.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Let her play the girl, Let her play the gorilla
Speaker 2: in chest. I mean, there's there are some unbelievably dumb
Speaker 2: people that uh that advanced politically.
Speaker 1: It's just look, we we we we make fun, we
Speaker 1: make fun, we get angry. No kings, no kings.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, how long was Pelosi in office and Schumer's in office.
Speaker 1: And Maxine w all them over forty forty five years?
Speaker 3: How do you not see that this? Aren't they kings
Speaker 3: themselves for over four years in power? No, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Don't don't take a shot at my girl, Maxine. I mean,
Speaker 2: come on, Maxine is the coolest. Maxine is represents the
Speaker 2: ghetto and lives in the West Side.
Speaker 3: She doesn't know there's a road, Rodeo Street or Pico Olympic.
Speaker 3: Sure's no clue those streets down there, nothing, no idea.
Speaker 2: It's so funny, bullshow funny. Well, goodbye, goodbye. All right.
Speaker 1: So every time I read Swallow's name, I think of Swallow.
Speaker 1: I can't help it. We don't have to get into it,
Speaker 1: but I think I think we can't. We can't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, so the betting markets are active on this one too.
Speaker 2: Where will uh the Kelsey Swift wedding take place? On?
Speaker 1: Where?
Speaker 2: Where is it? It?
Speaker 1: Isn't it set? Isn't it set?
Speaker 2: I mean it set that they're getting married, But there's
Speaker 2: no there's no venue, there's no location. Yet.
Speaker 3: I think I thought they were gonna do some big
Speaker 3: thing in her on her property, on the on the ocean, uh,
Speaker 3: and make it crazy, bring in like billions of dollars
Speaker 3: worth of.
Speaker 2: You know, you mean the Newport, Rhode Island, Rhode Island. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the second. That's The odds are like New York
Speaker 2: has the number one the odds of New York. The odds,
Speaker 2: the odds are the highest that they're going to do
Speaker 2: it in New York.
Speaker 1: I don't know why really, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: The second was Rhode Island. The third is Pennsylvania where
Speaker 2: she's from. Okay, uh, and I think fourth was Ohio
Speaker 2: where he's from.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna the top four.
Speaker 2: Then she's not gonna get married in fucking Ohio.
Speaker 1: Well no, no, it's bed or not. They're gonna buy
Speaker 1: a house in Ohio. I mean, they have houses everywhere.
Speaker 2: But and uh, she might have been born in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2: She's didn't give a shit about She doesn't eerie. That's
Speaker 2: like that's a there's Pennsylvania, and then there's like, oh
Speaker 2: it's a wedding, not eerie, but still it's still arm
Speaker 2: pit of Pennsylvania. So it's not gonna be either of
Speaker 2: those places. No, no, But will she invite Blake Lively?
Speaker 2: And no, they will not be at the wedding. You
Speaker 2: heard it here first.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine it's her doing that.
Speaker 3: This is her day, you know, women alike, on their
Speaker 3: big day, they get to say what they want to say,
Speaker 3: do what they want to do. Taylor Swift is pissed
Speaker 3: off enough that this our text messages were read. She
Speaker 3: looks like a real kind of a I mean Look,
Speaker 3: we all say things on text and emails that we
Speaker 3: would be embarrassed about. But that's not what Taylor Swift
Speaker 3: needs right now. With all the popularity she has, I
Speaker 3: don't think she wants to invite that trouble to her wedding.
Speaker 3: It's just gonna be bad stories. She just wants positive
Speaker 3: things written about what a beautiful affair was. Does want
Speaker 3: anything going into Blake and Ryan and the movie Blake's
Speaker 3: in Trouble. By the way, Blake is not Blake Lively anymore.
Speaker 3: She her career in Hollywood is She's like Amber Herd.
Speaker 3: She You're not gonna see her for a while. She
Speaker 3: really fucked up and her her husband's so popular and
Speaker 3: he's very good at what he does. He'll for now,
Speaker 3: but I don't think more than two years from now
Speaker 3: they'll be married. I think he's gonna jump ship.
Speaker 2: We're uh, we're in the ball in this uh. In
Speaker 2: this episode, we got Trump and chimpanzee oars, we got
Speaker 2: we got gorillas doing uh playing against Somali's in chess.
Speaker 2: Now we now we have the predicted divorce between Blake
Speaker 2: Lively and Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 1: Okay, I know I think she's I just know she
Speaker 1: she went too far.
Speaker 3: She went too far, now, she's The last thing she
Speaker 3: said was when when Britney what's his name Baldoni met
Speaker 3: Britney Spears because they were talking to each other online
Speaker 3: on Twitter, so when he met her in person, he
Speaker 3: moved in for a hug. Oh my god, and he said,
Speaker 3: when I hugged her, I felt like she didn't really
Speaker 3: know who I was. And I walked away say oh
Speaker 3: my god, that I just sexually harassed Britney Spears. That's
Speaker 3: what Blake Lively wants to bring them to court, as
Speaker 3: if that's something so bad that he hugged Britney Spears
Speaker 3: and she didn't really respond.
Speaker 1: Correct, this is where we're going with these people fucking babies, baby.
Speaker 2: That it's the dumbest, fucking why we should have run
Speaker 2: for the hills on this thing two years ago. But
Speaker 2: you know, there's been some great AI. I mean, there's
Speaker 2: a lot of people hate non AI lately, but it's
Speaker 2: been some unbelievably entertaining AI. The the Trump as the
Speaker 2: I had told.
Speaker 1: You that was great, that was so great.
Speaker 2: I had told you, I had told you.
Speaker 3: Why does he have people doing these things you think
Speaker 3: or are they just from random people around the country.
Speaker 2: I think both. Uh yeah, I think both. But I
Speaker 2: think the randos do better work than than the the
Speaker 2: folks that he's hired on board. But that was one
Speaker 2: of the funniest memes I've seen.
Speaker 1: Oh because I asked.
Speaker 3: I remember I was talking to Jeff Ross, the Roastmaster General,
Speaker 3: and his special in Netflix is great, take a banana
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 1: It is really sweet.
Speaker 3: But in his first term. I was talking to Jeff.
Speaker 3: He's like, you know, you know, I could take him
Speaker 3: a leave, and he goes, I'll tell you what he needs.
Speaker 3: He needs a comedy writer. I said, you know what,
Speaker 3: You're right, he needs if you had a writer, a
Speaker 3: lot of those things that don't land would land. I said, yeah,
Speaker 3: I can see what you mean. So maybe he found
Speaker 3: a few people.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: He approached Joe Rogan at the Fights the other night
Speaker 3: and said, he's fucking relentless.
Speaker 1: Joe.
Speaker 3: I'm very disappointed, Joe. You didn't have me on your
Speaker 3: show for a long time. Joe, I thought you were
Speaker 3: true patriot. Joe, let's get.
Speaker 1: Back on the air.
Speaker 3: And Joe's like, okay, okay, he was the president. How
Speaker 3: do you even come to say that as a president,
Speaker 3: it's a podcaster. It's just so strange, Like, come on.
Speaker 2: Joe, it's so I mean, it's so ridiculous. He he
Speaker 2: knows every single talent on Fox News, like knows their
Speaker 2: ratings as it's ridiculous. He saw him on I guess
Speaker 2: he Uh, what's the one I watched the five? He
Speaker 2: did a guest slot on the five. And they've got
Speaker 2: this uh uh woman who plays like a bitchy Democrat
Speaker 2: role that's on there, Jessica Tarla Jessica tar And I
Speaker 2: mean Trump didn't even get the whole bit of the
Speaker 2: show that they you know, she's she's a liberal voice,
Speaker 2: and she's you know, she's placed there and told how
Speaker 2: to behave and how far she can go and everything else.
Speaker 2: And she's just playing her role.
Speaker 1: Yea.
Speaker 2: And he wants her off the show. He tells he
Speaker 2: wants her off the show. Yeah, mister president. He she's
Speaker 2: just there to make it look like this is real.
Speaker 2: And you know he doesn't care.
Speaker 3: Listen when I when I was not a fan of his,
Speaker 3: when I couldn't stand him, I remember I had him on.
Speaker 3: I would tape some of our phone calls in the
Speaker 3: nineties just for Prospery. I'd take a lot of celebrities
Speaker 3: just to Mariah Carey, who I would just tape them.
Speaker 3: So I remember one day I said to my gotta
Speaker 3: go to Cuba. I was wanting to go to Cuba,
Speaker 3: and he said, now go to you gotta go to Russia.
Speaker 3: The women there have no morals. And I remember that sentence.
Speaker 3: I said, oh my god, that sounds so bad because
Speaker 3: this is when people said he didn't go to Russia.
Speaker 3: He doesn't go to Russia, doesn't have hookers in Russia.
Speaker 3: But then he tells me they have no morals. And
Speaker 3: I had this tape and I can never find it,
Speaker 3: thank goodness, because I maybe would have done something with it,
Speaker 3: which would have been awful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, didn't do anything with it. But he just says
Speaker 1: he's that's the way he is.
Speaker 3: Like on Stern, he would give girls a one to
Speaker 3: ten rating and say this one got too heavy, this
Speaker 3: one's booms look bad.
Speaker 1: He's just a typical fucking dude.
Speaker 2: I think he would still do that. I think he
Speaker 2: would do that right now. I think he would do
Speaker 2: that from the Oval office with a parade of girls
Speaker 2: that were just taken through. He would love that one
Speaker 2: at a time he would just he was.
Speaker 3: He was on a golf course the other day and
Speaker 3: there's just hot scot You look great, you look great.
Speaker 3: The golf car pulls over, he gets out and hugs
Speaker 3: or you want to picture, right, let's take a picture.
Speaker 1: It's not even a celebrity does that, but the president's
Speaker 1: doing it. It stop. The car's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: He is who he is?
Speaker 3: Hey, what do you make of le Malania just going
Speaker 3: up front and saying I have nothing to do with Epstein?
Speaker 1: I haven't, madame blah blah. I mean, what what was that?
Speaker 1: A pre emptive strike? What are we looking at down
Speaker 1: the road?
Speaker 2: It might have been a waged dog just to try
Speaker 2: and put something in the news other than uh Iran.
Speaker 2: Although I think that, I think that momentum is about
Speaker 2: to swing, yeah, in Trump's direction. There I'm not going.
Speaker 2: Uh did you see fucking Justin Trudeau at Coachella with
Speaker 2: Katy Is discussing is he the biggest pussy in the
Speaker 2: pctory of world leadership? Like, name a world leader who
Speaker 2: was a bigger puss than that guy?
Speaker 1: No, No, I've never seen anybody as light and the
Speaker 1: feet as he is.
Speaker 2: I mean, somebody who says Macron. Maybe a second, I guess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I Smack May's wife. Yeah, let's put Macrone up there.
Speaker 3: I don't really see many world leaders being so embarrassing, but.
Speaker 1: This guy is that Coachella.
Speaker 3: First of all, it's weird that he's with Katy Perry
Speaker 3: because she's a caff a nut and he's got his
Speaker 3: cap on backwards. I don't like a guy who was
Speaker 3: a cap on backwards when you're older than thirty. Not
Speaker 3: only that he's in his picture, what he's drinking out
Speaker 3: of a red Roady plastic cup. Uh. He banned the
Speaker 3: use of single plastics in Kenady. No, you can't have
Speaker 3: Roady's name, but he gets to use Coachella. It's just hardship.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I would never I was talking to Rocko.
Speaker 1: A lot of his friends went to Coachella. You know,
Speaker 1: I said, Ah, tickets for Bloody. I can't. I right,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what, but of course they are.
Speaker 1: Not to mention the food and water. I go. I
Speaker 1: can't ship in out houses and I'm not a kid anymore.
Speaker 1: I I you know, I gotta pee a lot.
Speaker 3: You know I can't, and I'm not going to spend
Speaker 3: fourteen dollars for water and god knows what everything.
Speaker 1: But this was this made Woodstock. I think I think Woodstock.
Speaker 3: Wasn't as big as this last Coachella crowd I saw
Speaker 3: the pictures are ridiculous of the crowd. And you got
Speaker 3: Justin Bieber using an iPad and and kind of like
Speaker 3: karaokeing his songs. That are he played his songs on
Speaker 3: an iPad and just sang along to them. And he
Speaker 3: got apparently ten million bucks.
Speaker 2: To do this.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's not a bad that's not a bad. Right right now,
Speaker 2: I can't take Look, you can take shots at Trudeau,
Speaker 2: you can't take shots at the beach be.
Speaker 3: True though, I can't. I can't believe that Katy Perry.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine the sex does two have.
Speaker 1: I don't. I just don't see him as the kind
Speaker 1: of guy.
Speaker 3: Well, she's not the way Katy Perry used to look
Speaker 3: anymore either. She looks she looks a little crazy. How
Speaker 3: about the story you heard that she that with that
Speaker 3: actress Ruby Rose, that that uh, what do you call it?
Speaker 3: She's very she's just a she's a gender non binary
Speaker 3: whatever that fuck you want to case.
Speaker 1: She's a guy she's a girl.
Speaker 3: She was really adorable. She played a batgirl. Batwoman never
Speaker 3: came out either way. She says that Katy Perry. At
Speaker 3: one point twenty years ago, Ruby Rose had her head
Speaker 3: down she didn't feel good on a girlfriend's lap, and
Speaker 3: Katy Perry came over to her and pulled her underwear
Speaker 3: to the side and rubbed her vagina on her face,
Speaker 3: and Ruby Rose projectile vomited on her. This is the
Speaker 3: new story that came out yesterday and and Katie had
Speaker 3: to deny this, so it's a big thing. She went
Speaker 3: to the cops. Twenty years later, Ruby Rose went to
Speaker 3: the police to tell them what happened twenty years ago.
Speaker 2: Hey believe all women, tell me, tell tell tell me
Speaker 2: that story again. She was She walked up to her.
Speaker 3: What position, Ruby Rose, the actress was laying on her
Speaker 3: friend's lap, shod her head on her friend's thighs, and.
Speaker 1: Katy Perry came over.
Speaker 3: She knew her because they know each other, and she
Speaker 3: took Ruby Rose says, Katy Perry pulled her underwear to
Speaker 3: the side and rubbed her vagina on her face.
Speaker 1: And when she woke up, so.
Speaker 2: It's it's Katy Perry's face and Ruby.
Speaker 3: Ruby's Ruby's face on her friend's lap, and Katie Perry
Speaker 3: pulled her her own.
Speaker 2: Underwear, her own under the side and wiped her wiped.
Speaker 3: Her vagina on Ruby Rose's face, and Ruby Rose says
Speaker 3: she projectile vomited. First of all, I know she likes girls,
Speaker 3: and you got a Pop Stars vagina on your face?
Speaker 3: Why would your vomit number one? Number two? It's over
Speaker 3: twenty years ago. Katy Perry and Ruby Rose weren't even famous. Shit,
Speaker 3: they were like two years out from being known. This
Speaker 3: is a ridiculous story.
Speaker 2: But well, look see that story. I'd buy and I
Speaker 2: buy it because who would make up a fucking retarded story?
Speaker 1: Like it's crazy, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: I mean, you make it up a story, you make
Speaker 2: up a different story than that.
Speaker 1: It's pretty wild.
Speaker 2: And look, if it was that long ago, maybe, you know,
Speaker 2: maybe Katie didn't do a very good job of cleaning
Speaker 2: up down there. I mean, maybe it was. Maybe it's
Speaker 2: a little bit on the you know, the nasty sting.
Speaker 1: Yeah it happened. I don't like. I don't like what's
Speaker 1: going on, lady.
Speaker 3: But they're they're they're telling us that girls who get
Speaker 3: Brazilian butt lifts. They stink it did the smell comes
Speaker 3: out of their butt when men are behind them, they
Speaker 3: can smell it. You got labs. You know these girls
Speaker 3: who get injections and they're ass. They get like the
Speaker 3: Kardashians and ship they get the bigger ass. Apparently there's
Speaker 3: a very bad smell associated with that Brazilian butt lift situation.
Speaker 1: On some ray J talked about.
Speaker 2: Wait, like coming out, Yeah, it must be coming out.
Speaker 2: I don't like they're farting it.
Speaker 3: No, it's no, no, just a yeah like a bo
Speaker 3: and ao and ass owner that it's coming out of
Speaker 3: their body and you know, and ray J ray J
Speaker 3: said that on on radio show that everybody I think
Speaker 3: the breakfast club, I mean it was widely heard. Other
Speaker 3: people have said it. And now you got the dancer
Speaker 3: was a Gleb Septchenko from Who's who was? Who was
Speaker 3: with the brooks Nader? Who was the hot or the
Speaker 3: hot one right now horn her hot sisters. She's a model,
Speaker 3: not really into brooks Nado, but she's dating an after
Speaker 3: now Karen Edgerton. But they said that she had the
Speaker 3: same issue. I don't he said, the sex but it
Speaker 3: was awful. I don't like the guys are blown.
Speaker 1: Up girls like that. You really shouldn't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You want to blow up a girl's smell and she's
Speaker 1: bad in bed. I've never had that. I never took
Speaker 1: that tact with a girl. I think that's gross.
Speaker 3: Just be happy you fuck the model man, but you,
Speaker 3: you know, just don't don't talk shit about her.
Speaker 2: I do. I like this story though, the projectile vomit
Speaker 2: after getting the snack wash. We gotta know more on that.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you'll be on top of that story as.
Speaker 1: I'm on it today. Of course.
Speaker 2: Of course, of course, all right, Well, we solve a
Speaker 2: lot of the world's problems to them, very very proud
Speaker 2: of this show. I'm sorry Kenny couldn't have been here
Speaker 2: for the chimpanzee.
Speaker 1: Uh I can't.
Speaker 3: I just can't believe you didn't do Trump as Jesus.
Speaker 3: Or the cocaine hippos in Colombia. Those are I mean,
Speaker 3: that's right up your alley. Cocaine hippos, shocks on paint.
Speaker 1: Sharks on paint pills in Florida, that's right in your area.
Speaker 2: I'm not aware of the sharks on paint pills story.
Speaker 3: That's people are flushing drugs down the toilet. It all
Speaker 3: goes into the ocean. We got sharks on coke because
Speaker 3: the wait.
Speaker 2: A minute, wait a minute later, that's okay, that's not
Speaker 2: this full ship. I mean they can stillute it and
Speaker 2: you're not. They're not flushing enough. Fucking uh, who knows.
Speaker 1: I don't know how much. I don't know the old state.
Speaker 1: It is Florida. No, it is Florida.
Speaker 2: That's okay.
Speaker 3: But you believe that a shark could be high in
Speaker 3: okay when he eats one of the packages right or
Speaker 3: takes a.
Speaker 2: Chef the most definitely, So you got sharks.
Speaker 3: On coke, and I heard that they're moderately high on
Speaker 3: some paint pills. So it's good luck at the beach.
Speaker 1: You mean that they got.
Speaker 2: You mean that they got the same way they like
Speaker 2: some narco boat got blown up by Trump and something
Speaker 2: floated in and the shark went after yell. You know,
Speaker 2: I wish I hadn't seen that story.
Speaker 3: I would have definitely when I see you know, we
Speaker 3: just my knees, and when I see you, I'm not
Speaker 3: going past my knees.
Speaker 2: Well, I we'll get we'll get Kenny to uh, we'll
Speaker 2: add that one in next week and we'll get I'm
Speaker 2: trying to keep sending him pictures of boats.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you, is he is he moving on
Speaker 1: on a boat or what.
Speaker 2: We're gonna split a boat? But right, but his price
Speaker 2: range and my price range two very different things. And
Speaker 2: he's like, that boat's too old. I'm like, Kenny, the
Speaker 2: engine doesn't have that many hours. We don't give a shape,
Speaker 2: We don't we don't need some stupid little dick boat.
Speaker 2: I mean, just get a nice boat we can hang
Speaker 2: out on. By the way.
Speaker 3: When he flies, when he flies all over the country,
Speaker 3: he's on a plane that's thirty five years old too.
Speaker 1: I mean that's just the way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you know, it's a freaking boat. It floats,
Speaker 2: and you know, if this one, if this one should
Speaker 2: end up on fire, we don't lose, you know, a
Speaker 2: quarter of a million dollars whatever. Right, So anyway, thanks
Speaker 2: for listening, folks, dude, uh good time later, thanks folks,