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<v Speaker 1>Need advice. Taco Bub to the rescue typeer asque Taco

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<v Speaker 1>Bub on one one one w j r R.

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<v Speaker 2>We are Orlando's rock station, Ask LCTB, the world renowned

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<v Speaker 2>life coach. Brought you as always by Petties Meats, State

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<v Speaker 2>Road four thirty four and Longwood just west of my four.

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<v Speaker 1>Heard from the meat guy. Get my wago ready over Petties. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>Petties if you haven't been, we say it all the time. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>great place, high quality meats, delicious sides, desserts, cheese, wine.

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<v Speaker 2>What else do you get when you walk in the

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<v Speaker 2>front door, pat you get yourself. You go right back

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<v Speaker 2>to the back left corner of the store and pour

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<v Speaker 2>yourself a cold beer. Complimentary.

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<v Speaker 1>Complimentary is in free people pour that beer and walk

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<v Speaker 1>around and shop and they have a great sandwich of

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<v Speaker 1>the week every week. Things treating you.

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<v Speaker 2>Over there, all good man, No complaints on this front.

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<v Speaker 2>You sure, yeah, I'm fine.

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<v Speaker 1>He's liked all for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Help first, No, I appreciate that I do. That's that's

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<v Speaker 2>definitely a perk of doing this job.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we'll get right to the listeners. Happy Wednesday. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>SEETV still sipping coffee from your fifty three ah from

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<v Speaker 1>my mug Scott and claremont yep got the Life Coach mug.

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<v Speaker 2>Has a Life custom Life Coach mug with a Sikorski

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<v Speaker 2>schematic on the side, representative of the aircraft that choppers

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<v Speaker 2>him in here every Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, he said, sipping coffee. Wink wink, just got away

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<v Speaker 1>with a Life Irish coffee. Yeah, there's car bomb, Life Coach.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's only been a week, but what do

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<v Speaker 1>you suggest to do with all these branches and tree

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<v Speaker 1>limbs stacked in front of my neighbor's houses. They're an

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<v Speaker 1>eyesore for the neighborhood, and I doubt the city's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be picking them up this time.

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<v Speaker 2>There's not a designated debris pick up this go around,

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<v Speaker 2>not for our area. Okay, you heard that. So if

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<v Speaker 2>you're designated a lawn debris day is when when you're Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but they're not lawn day.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not gonna come by and pick up twenty five

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<v Speaker 1>inch sticks and branches.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm just going off the news which said, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you put the stuff out as you would on your

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<v Speaker 2>normal lawn debris day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, broken up into bags. In the past, I may

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<v Speaker 1>have suggested setting able blaze, you know, right there in

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<v Speaker 1>the front yard, the last big one. That's what I suggested.

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<v Speaker 1>In hindsight, I kind of realized is probably irresponsible. Instead,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we have the next best thing you can do,

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<v Speaker 1>instead of, you know, not being lazy and just breaking

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<v Speaker 1>it all up and bagging it. Ordering termites online. You

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<v Speaker 1>maybe thinkured or so, Oh you can't order those online, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>You can order anything online. If you could get a

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<v Speaker 1>donkey for a Diddy free golf party in Mexico, you

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<v Speaker 1>can definitely get termites. Wouldn't you think you want to

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<v Speaker 1>google it? God, I'll take your word for it. Elsie.

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<v Speaker 1>There are so many questions. If I don't get to

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<v Speaker 1>them all, just bear with them. They got Halloween related everything. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're just into October, so there's still time on that life, Coach.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a neighbor with turets, and it's getting so

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<v Speaker 1>bad that I'm now thinking of moving. Oh, the old

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<v Speaker 1>neighbor with tourettes. You had that right, right, I did.

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<v Speaker 1>That family moved away a couple of years ago. Though

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<v Speaker 1>it was highly entertaining at times. That one was just

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<v Speaker 1>a yelling though, right, Yeah, you never you never know

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<v Speaker 1>what you're gonna hear and when what was it custin to?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't What we're calling now is more just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>inter many blurts, threats is nothing to joke about. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what's a bad thing, as hated. But when you first

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<v Speaker 1>move in, it's odd because you know, like he yells

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<v Speaker 1>out eating a sandwich and you don't have no idea

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<v Speaker 1>what is And you're like, yeah, few, but selling your

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<v Speaker 1>house is a little drastic, wouldn't you think did you

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<v Speaker 1>ever think about selling your house when this was going on? Well? No,

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<v Speaker 1>so maybe just put on earplugs. That's for the listener.

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<v Speaker 1>I know yours has already moved away, but uh, your

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<v Speaker 1>own home, so not be able to hear anything. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're outside, I'm saying it, that's where he's bugging him.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you're hell being on selling it, just make

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<v Speaker 1>sure you schedule the showings when he's not home. You

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<v Speaker 1>kind of know your neighbors and their schedules. I think

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<v Speaker 1>you can figure that out. There's nothing better, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>than him out there raving about doing the buyer's wife

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<v Speaker 1>on the chase lounge out on the pool deck, Elsie.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking of taking the wife to the islands. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you look up if you could buy a termite chat? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just taking you at your word, Elsie. Thinking of

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<v Speaker 1>taking the wife to the islands, where do you suggest

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<v Speaker 1>we go? I recently did a jaunt to Nie. Ironically,

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<v Speaker 1>I took my niece. It's total power move. It's chick

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<v Speaker 1>magnet thing. You know, women are like, oh ho sweet,

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<v Speaker 1>you took your niece to knees. You know, Dominican is

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<v Speaker 1>always because niece is probably a little out of your budget.

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<v Speaker 1>You like a life coach France, Yeah, so you might.

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<v Speaker 1>You might not have life coach bills. So Dominican is

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<v Speaker 1>always nice and affordable. Uh, Turks and Caicos beautiful and

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<v Speaker 1>quite the pan panty dropper.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that guy I work with who you'll meet

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<v Speaker 2>one day. Uh, he's completely against going to Uh Europe,

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<v Speaker 2>he says, he goes and I don't really understand. He

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<v Speaker 2>says something along the lines, I'm not a europe guy.

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean? He doesn't like Europe.

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<v Speaker 2>Because he drinks from missus Sikorski custom coffee mug.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I was I wish I was left handed,

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<v Speaker 1>because then you could see the life coach up there.

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<v Speaker 2>We're streaming it live right now on Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>It's beautiful. Look I can hold it up and read

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<v Speaker 1>it at the same time.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, you can see my attire, which more and more

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<v Speaker 1>people are starting to wear. If you've noticed around town,

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<v Speaker 1>sports coat and shorts.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a pseudo Miami Vice look circa twenty twenty four. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>need your assistance, Elsie.

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<v Speaker 1>I finally saved enough to buy an engagement ring, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting engaged and looking for the perfect setting. Little help.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't do it in the nature, like out in the nature.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just too overrated, you know, like the field of

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<v Speaker 1>flowers or the prairie of puppies all that crap. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>uh overrated. And if you're taking her out in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of a field, she's gonna know what's going on. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's flowers everywhere, it's romantic. Then it's puppies. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm too obvious a field of puppies. You need to

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<v Speaker 1>do it at a bowling alliens, Dad, be poppies. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a prairie of puppies. Be poppies if you want.

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<v Speaker 1>That's from that movie Ozark, The Real Poppy Go anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>but do it at a bowling alley. Nothing says everlasting

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<v Speaker 1>love like having a ring popping out of a bowl

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<v Speaker 1>in alley. Nacha, it's gonna you tell me that's not

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<v Speaker 1>more memorable than memorable than oh guess what Sam took

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<v Speaker 1>me to a field of flowers? I or I actually

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like the idea Lcie plus. Then you know,

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<v Speaker 1>when you're bowling in case you get her a small,

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<v Speaker 1>small ring, you don't show it off because she's going

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<v Speaker 1>probably have it taken off while she's bowling to get

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<v Speaker 1>her fingers in the ball. That sectomy's got away. We're cramping,

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<v Speaker 1>aren't we. Huh? Go ahead and get another one, ELCTV

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<v Speaker 1>Father of nineteen kids? How many before I get a

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<v Speaker 1>free vi sect me? You think there's like one of

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<v Speaker 1>those cards you get at the sub shop or the

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<v Speaker 1>car wash. Ten and you got one free? Get the

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<v Speaker 1>snip for God's sakes, I don't care. If you can't

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<v Speaker 1>afford the snip, have your buddy put you up on

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<v Speaker 1>his work bench. We don't need you work bench and

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<v Speaker 1>a blow towards should do the job. Whatever you need.

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<v Speaker 1>We I know what we don't need is more kids

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<v Speaker 1>from you. After last night's debate, LCTV after last night's

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<v Speaker 1>debate debate, have you ever counseled politicians? There are many

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<v Speaker 1>who could use your prophetic advice? Is that prophetic or pathetic?

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<v Speaker 1>Probably prophetic? Okay, I try to stay clear of certain

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<v Speaker 1>things that rhyme with negative connotations. Think about it, politics,

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<v Speaker 1>lying dicks. So yeah, on the meat slanger from Patties

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<v Speaker 1>was wrapping up your meat order. Wanted to wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>know if you wanted to all wag you that's correct, right,

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<v Speaker 1>but of course, oh tell our gallat the cheese counter.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a listener to. We said, hey, and the bree

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<v Speaker 1>was amazing, just like taking you know, the niece de nissa.

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<v Speaker 1>Your full full meat order is nothing but wago. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>usually do you use your MX black card there? Uh huh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I thought. I wanted to date a girl

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<v Speaker 1>named Brie. She made a mean bree too. Okay, this

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna have to wage. I think we're about Elsey

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<v Speaker 1>wife started baking. Let's just say she's not the best.

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<v Speaker 1>Have any advice for me, you you want to walk

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<v Speaker 1>on you know, what do they call that? Not eggshells?

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<v Speaker 1>Kit gloves? Do this with kit gloves. Just do the

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<v Speaker 1>diet approach. Look in the mirror in front of her

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<v Speaker 1>one day and go, oh god, I think I need

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<v Speaker 1>to start dieting. That way, you don't have to eat

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<v Speaker 1>all our crap. And uh, but I do say that

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<v Speaker 1>baking can be super therapeutical. I recommend it for companies.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of times, are gonna get a couple, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>have a gummy, totally relaxing. You ever watched a beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>woman whisk something?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>I think your your your valet's at the door. There stop.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Johnny, you're ready to fill up the cup.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks to Scott and Clarimont for the cup. I forgot

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<v Speaker 1>about there, he goes. On demand download the iHeartRadio app.

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<v Speaker 1>This