Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco
Speaker 2: one on one one w j r R. But you're
Speaker 2: freaking idiots, all right? Coming in hot everybody, floor to man,
Speaker 2: fload to man.
Speaker 1: Floating man.
Speaker 2: Got to be a flying a man.
Speaker 1: He's got to be a flying man.
Speaker 2: Actually it's a Florida woman this go around. We only
Speaker 2: have one theme song or apologies. Hopefully that suffices. We
Speaker 2: go to Broward County represent Coral Springs. Everybody, all right? Uh?
Speaker 2: Saleo to forty three year old Florida woman Nativa Auguste.
Speaker 2: What old Nativa do? Arrested for aggravated battery after she
Speaker 2: stabbed her boyfriend? Why did she stab her boyfriend? Taco
Speaker 2: Bob something over dinner? He refused to eat her cooking.
Speaker 2: It was serious. How do I do this? Well, you
Speaker 2: have a chip installed in your brain. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 2: guy with a special weather phone, a chip in his brain,
Speaker 2: magic signs removed from his yard.
Speaker 1: Uh, you've got it all. You've got the whole package. Man,
Speaker 1: the magic signs. Where did that come from?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: The chip is my psychic abilities at times, So he
Speaker 1: refused to eat the dinner, she cooked up some victuals
Speaker 1: and he said.
Speaker 2: Oh, apparently she's not a very good cook. I'd say
Speaker 2: so that necessitates the eight inch knife swung in his
Speaker 2: direction and landing. Yeah, she got him pretty good as
Speaker 2: he tried to defend himself. She does admit they were
Speaker 2: arguing over her cooking and says that that's, uh, that's
Speaker 2: what set her off in his kitchen all day.
Speaker 1: Think about that. You don't mess. I mean, somebody's in there.
Speaker 1: I don't care if they're making you a can of soup.
Speaker 1: They're cooking you food. You respect eat it or feed
Speaker 1: it to the dog. Remember that as a kid?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What about the time though, where the dog didn't
Speaker 2: even want what you were trying to get rid of.
Speaker 2: It's on the floor. Is that what you would drop
Speaker 2: it on the floor? Yep?
Speaker 1: And then when it's time to you know, straighten up
Speaker 1: the table after dinner, grab all the peas and put
Speaker 1: them in a in a napkin.
Speaker 2: What was your what was your no fly zone when
Speaker 2: it came to a family dinner? What food? The peases? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I squishy peas to me as a child at least, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but later in life it was just hey, cover them
Speaker 1: with some you know, butter. What about you lima beans.
Speaker 1: It's still lima beans. I can do Lima beans. That's
Speaker 1: just like the consistency is like a big pee, not
Speaker 1: team Lima beans.
Speaker 2: No other than that, you know, I'm pretty flexible. All right,
Speaker 2: let's go.
Speaker 1: To say what she was making, no doubt have been good.
Speaker 1: That would have been good reporting if they actually said
Speaker 1: for the hamburger helper. Uh huh, couldn't even make hamburger helper.
Speaker 1: He used old beef hamburger helper. Man, your girlfriend so
Speaker 1: such a bad COOKSI used all groundbley.
Speaker 2: I told you when we were in our me and
Speaker 2: my one of my college roommates were in our most
Speaker 2: desperate times, we'd make hamburger helper with hot dogs when
Speaker 2: Dixie hot dogs. Yeah, we were problems. Uh Gwatney before Swaltney,
Speaker 2: before you know, we even we bust on them back then.
Speaker 2: That looked like a great deal man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was ramen for me. I mean, you get
Speaker 1: them sus of bitches for what they were like ten
Speaker 1: cents each.
Speaker 2: It was like a buck for for ten. Fifteen year
Speaker 2: old girl in Africa shocked doctors when she became pregnant
Speaker 2: despite being born without a final opening oh self impregnation.
Speaker 2: She has a rare condition called distal vaginal atresia. Of course,
Speaker 2: that pretty much met. No one was expecting her to
Speaker 2: get pregnant. She didn't realize she was expecting until her
Speaker 2: belly grew and doctors later believed or delivered a healthy
Speaker 2: baby boy via C section. Here's okay, here's where we're
Speaker 2: going to have to break this down. Doctors think she
Speaker 2: became pregnant when her ex stabbed her in the abdomen
Speaker 2: shortly after engaging in oral sex with someone else. They
Speaker 2: believe semen may have entered her reproductive system through her
Speaker 2: stab wounds, leading to conception in an extremely rare medical event.
Speaker 2: So he the guy had pleasurings with other another one
Speaker 2: and then somehow his uh you know, yeah, get got
Speaker 2: on the knife. And it makes no sense for.
Speaker 1: How this is probably all made up like witchcraft stuff.
Speaker 1: It's over in Africa, you know what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: think there's something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm still back on the with no uh no,
Speaker 2: no no place, uh never mind not getting pregnant. How
Speaker 2: about just going to the bathroom exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it would take a lot of work
Speaker 1: out of life and a lot of focus, you know,
Speaker 1: not focus, but a lot of stress. If pat, if
Speaker 1: you just had no waaner, yeah, you were just it
Speaker 1: was just a piece of skin range.
Speaker 2: Just like an alien type depiction where it's a model.
Speaker 2: I mean, what are they called the in the stores
Speaker 2: the mannequin?
Speaker 1: Mannequin thank you, just like mannequin front, you know, and
Speaker 1: for her it's just mannequin.
Speaker 2: It's just it's there. You have to, you know, use it.
Speaker 1: You just kind of go, maybe you do what maybe
Speaker 1: I'm saying out of here, Oh okay, not kissing you, no,
Speaker 1: but I'm being clinical here.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah it is.
Speaker 1: Think of the stress that would take away. You have
Speaker 1: nothing there, it's just the mannequin front.
Speaker 2: There's no grooming, no nothing, no infections, no urine area. No,
Speaker 2: we're not going to that.
Speaker 1: I'm going to no stress of going out at night
Speaker 1: to like, you know, pick up chicks. So I was
Speaker 1: just like, no, I'm just gonna lay on the couch,
Speaker 1: watch sports and rub my mannequin.
Speaker 2: Part. I'm just like this. It's just finally it's been confirmed.
Speaker 2: We actually this came up during a discussion of fetishes
Speaker 2: a while back.
Speaker 1: Somebody's god, dude, I don't even want.
Speaker 2: To read this. It's not even safe harbor. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean it is, but.
Speaker 1: It's just neanderthal. And again I'm talking about mannequin parts
Speaker 1: or lack thereof.
Speaker 2: Apparently, over half the US population is aroused by the
Speaker 2: sight of their partner doing chores. Not that dude watching
Speaker 2: his girl from make dinner. The biggest chore turn on sweeping,
Speaker 2: watching them do dishes because the jiggles, followed by vacuuming,
Speaker 2: making the bed, doing laundry, and tidying the bedrooms. Is
Speaker 2: it do they do?
Speaker 1: They go into it and say it's because the movements and.
Speaker 2: The I oh that dirty bathrooms, that's that goes where
Speaker 2: it goes into the opposite direction. Yeah, yeah, because it
Speaker 2: becomes a turn off because when you're cleaning the bathroom,
Speaker 2: it's because it means it's a dirty bathroom, which means
Speaker 2: you got the perhaps dealing with the legendary stinker situation.
Speaker 1: Everything you just grime on the Somebody said, guys, Jesus crisp,
Speaker 1: A woman jurethra isn't a vagina different hole.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. She's got no hole, there's no opening.
Speaker 1: She's unholy, right, she's got mannequin crotch, and neither of
Speaker 1: us we understand, and that I took human sexuality in college.
Speaker 1: I've seen a califlower patch from somebody who is not
Speaker 1: careful of diseases. There's the grossest thing ever on demand.
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