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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w j r R. But you're

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<v Speaker 2>freaking idiots, all right? Coming in hot everybody, floor to man,

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<v Speaker 2>fload to man.

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<v Speaker 1>Floating man.

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<v Speaker 2>Got to be a flying a man.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got to be a flying man.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually it's a Florida woman this go around. We only

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<v Speaker 2>have one theme song or apologies. Hopefully that suffices. We

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<v Speaker 2>go to Broward County represent Coral Springs. Everybody, all right? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Saleo to forty three year old Florida woman Nativa Auguste.

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<v Speaker 2>What old Nativa do? Arrested for aggravated battery after she

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<v Speaker 2>stabbed her boyfriend? Why did she stab her boyfriend? Taco

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<v Speaker 2>Bob something over dinner? He refused to eat her cooking.

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<v Speaker 2>It was serious. How do I do this? Well, you

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<v Speaker 2>have a chip installed in your brain. Yeah, it's a

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<v Speaker 2>guy with a special weather phone, a chip in his brain,

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<v Speaker 2>magic signs removed from his yard.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, you've got it all. You've got the whole package. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>the magic signs. Where did that come from?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>The chip is my psychic abilities at times, So he

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<v Speaker 1>refused to eat the dinner, she cooked up some victuals

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<v Speaker 1>and he said.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, apparently she's not a very good cook. I'd say

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<v Speaker 2>so that necessitates the eight inch knife swung in his

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<v Speaker 2>direction and landing. Yeah, she got him pretty good as

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<v Speaker 2>he tried to defend himself. She does admit they were

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<v Speaker 2>arguing over her cooking and says that that's, uh, that's

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<v Speaker 2>what set her off in his kitchen all day.

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<v Speaker 1>Think about that. You don't mess. I mean, somebody's in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care if they're making you a can of soup.

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<v Speaker 1>They're cooking you food. You respect eat it or feed

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<v Speaker 1>it to the dog. Remember that as a kid?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? What about the time though, where the dog didn't

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<v Speaker 2>even want what you were trying to get rid of.

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<v Speaker 2>It's on the floor. Is that what you would drop

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<v Speaker 2>it on the floor? Yep?

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<v Speaker 1>And then when it's time to you know, straighten up

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<v Speaker 1>the table after dinner, grab all the peas and put

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<v Speaker 1>them in a in a napkin.

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<v Speaker 2>What was your what was your no fly zone when

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<v Speaker 2>it came to a family dinner? What food? The peases? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I squishy peas to me as a child at least, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but later in life it was just hey, cover them

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<v Speaker 1>with some you know, butter. What about you lima beans.

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<v Speaker 1>It's still lima beans. I can do Lima beans. That's

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<v Speaker 1>just like the consistency is like a big pee, not

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<v Speaker 1>team Lima beans.

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<v Speaker 2>No other than that, you know, I'm pretty flexible. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>To say what she was making, no doubt have been good.

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<v Speaker 1>That would have been good reporting if they actually said

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<v Speaker 1>for the hamburger helper. Uh huh, couldn't even make hamburger helper.

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<v Speaker 1>He used old beef hamburger helper. Man, your girlfriend so

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<v Speaker 1>such a bad COOKSI used all groundbley.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you when we were in our me and

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<v Speaker 2>my one of my college roommates were in our most

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<v Speaker 2>desperate times, we'd make hamburger helper with hot dogs when

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<v Speaker 2>Dixie hot dogs. Yeah, we were problems. Uh Gwatney before Swaltney,

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<v Speaker 2>before you know, we even we bust on them back then.

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<v Speaker 2>That looked like a great deal man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was ramen for me. I mean, you get

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<v Speaker 1>them sus of bitches for what they were like ten

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<v Speaker 1>cents each.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like a buck for for ten. Fifteen year

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<v Speaker 2>old girl in Africa shocked doctors when she became pregnant

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<v Speaker 2>despite being born without a final opening oh self impregnation.

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<v Speaker 2>She has a rare condition called distal vaginal atresia. Of course,

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<v Speaker 2>that pretty much met. No one was expecting her to

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<v Speaker 2>get pregnant. She didn't realize she was expecting until her

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<v Speaker 2>belly grew and doctors later believed or delivered a healthy

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<v Speaker 2>baby boy via C section. Here's okay, here's where we're

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<v Speaker 2>going to have to break this down. Doctors think she

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<v Speaker 2>became pregnant when her ex stabbed her in the abdomen

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<v Speaker 2>shortly after engaging in oral sex with someone else. They

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<v Speaker 2>believe semen may have entered her reproductive system through her

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<v Speaker 2>stab wounds, leading to conception in an extremely rare medical event.

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<v Speaker 2>So he the guy had pleasurings with other another one

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<v Speaker 2>and then somehow his uh you know, yeah, get got

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<v Speaker 2>on the knife. And it makes no sense for.

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<v Speaker 1>How this is probably all made up like witchcraft stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>It's over in Africa, you know what I'm saying. I

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<v Speaker 1>think there's something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm still back on the with no uh no,

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<v Speaker 2>no no place, uh never mind not getting pregnant. How

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<v Speaker 2>about just going to the bathroom exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think it would take a lot of work

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<v Speaker 1>out of life and a lot of focus, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>not focus, but a lot of stress. If pat, if

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<v Speaker 1>you just had no waaner, yeah, you were just it

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<v Speaker 1>was just a piece of skin range.

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<v Speaker 2>Just like an alien type depiction where it's a model.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, what are they called the in the stores

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<v Speaker 2>the mannequin?

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<v Speaker 1>Mannequin thank you, just like mannequin front, you know, and

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<v Speaker 1>for her it's just mannequin.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just it's there. You have to, you know, use it.

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<v Speaker 1>You just kind of go, maybe you do what maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying out of here, Oh okay, not kissing you, no,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm being clinical here.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, yeah it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Think of the stress that would take away. You have

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<v Speaker 1>nothing there, it's just the mannequin front.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no grooming, no nothing, no infections, no urine area. No,

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<v Speaker 2>we're not going to that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to no stress of going out at night

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<v Speaker 1>to like, you know, pick up chicks. So I was

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<v Speaker 1>just like, no, I'm just gonna lay on the couch,

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<v Speaker 1>watch sports and rub my mannequin.

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<v Speaker 2>Part. I'm just like this. It's just finally it's been confirmed.

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<v Speaker 2>We actually this came up during a discussion of fetishes

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<v Speaker 2>a while back.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody's god, dude, I don't even want.

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<v Speaker 2>To read this. It's not even safe harbor. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean it is, but.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just neanderthal. And again I'm talking about mannequin parts

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<v Speaker 1>or lack thereof.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently, over half the US population is aroused by the

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<v Speaker 2>sight of their partner doing chores. Not that dude watching

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<v Speaker 2>his girl from make dinner. The biggest chore turn on sweeping,

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<v Speaker 2>watching them do dishes because the jiggles, followed by vacuuming,

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<v Speaker 2>making the bed, doing laundry, and tidying the bedrooms. Is

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<v Speaker 2>it do they do?

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<v Speaker 1>They go into it and say it's because the movements and.

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<v Speaker 2>The I oh that dirty bathrooms, that's that goes where

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<v Speaker 2>it goes into the opposite direction. Yeah, yeah, because it

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<v Speaker 2>becomes a turn off because when you're cleaning the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 2>it's because it means it's a dirty bathroom, which means

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<v Speaker 2>you got the perhaps dealing with the legendary stinker situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything you just grime on the Somebody said, guys, Jesus crisp,

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<v Speaker 1>A woman jurethra isn't a vagina different hole.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter. She's got no hole, there's no opening.

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<v Speaker 1>She's unholy, right, she's got mannequin crotch, and neither of

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<v Speaker 1>us we understand, and that I took human sexuality in college.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen a califlower patch from somebody who is not

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<v Speaker 1>careful of diseases. There's the grossest thing ever on demand.

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