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Speaker 2: He catered to this.

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Speaker 3: He can be a bitch if he wants to.

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Speaker 2: Now he does something interesting, which he is. This at

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the point where he walks down into the gally.

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Speaker 3: He needs to uh.

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Speaker 1: He demands time with the chef and he tells him

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to put onions and tomatoes and things. He goes, listen,

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I'm gonna need to talk to you because that was

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not okay that wrap?

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Speaker 3: Are you put onions and tomatoes in that?

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Speaker 1: Welcome aboard another brands banking new episode of another Blowdeck podcast.

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That's not what this show is called. It's muscle memory.

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It's called bad TVM Dylan, that's pat great to be here,

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permission to producer. Kailin is here joining us on the

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on the mast. It was a boat thing I did there.

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How are you doing great?

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Speaker 2: It's Buzzball Friday?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Can it be Buzzball Friday every Friday? Or do we

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have to retire this soon?

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Speaker 3: What I know?

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Speaker 1: Ridiculous question you have a parent teacher conference.

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Speaker 2: To get to now it's uh, it's a trunk or

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treat party.

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Speaker 3: Trunk or treat? What is that?

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Speaker 2: It's where a bunch of parents that volunteered from Elliott's

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school show up and uh form their cars in a circle,

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open their trunks and give out candy.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it have to be in the trunk. It's a

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little spooky when it's in the trunk.

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Speaker 2: They decorate the trunks. Everyone has a theme.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure everybody's got Volvos and stuff, but there's

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probably that one parent that's got a two thousand and

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two Odyssey and it's just a little creepy that trunk.

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't volunteer if you had that car, Okay, So listen,

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and there's nothing wrong with driving that car on that

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car is a dependable car, but the trunk is a

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little creepy. I drove a nineteen eighty four Plymouth for

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Alliant with the fabric from the top of the car

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falling down.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was falling down. Yeah, and I had a passat.

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It was a beautiful, beautiful it was a great car.

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Loved the pasade. Anyways, we're here to talk about below deck, Okay,

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do you.

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Speaker 3: Know what paisad? No, a Volkswagen Passad.

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Speaker 2: What's it look like?

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Speaker 3: That's a sedan?

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Speaker 2: I owned a Volkswagon too. My second car was a golf.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we gotta, we gotta get into the show. Guys.

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Speaker 1: At patreon dot com slash another podcast network, we are

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covering Real Housewives of Salt Lake.

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Speaker 3: Dylan.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you brought a Patreon because that's going to

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factor on what I'm about to announce here. If you

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don't mine, can I take.

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Speaker 3: Caitlin?

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Speaker 2: Is this okay?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely?

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Speaker 2: Okay. I'd like to begin the podcast with some sad

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news or bad news, however you want to take it.

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As the audience knows, I've been in development trying to

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bring to life the Whacker.

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Speaker 1: This this was a brutal blow to your entrepreneurials.

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Speaker 2: You're familiar with what what what transpired over the of

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course last week. Okay, to mind the audience, The Whacker

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is my invention. It's my vision. It's a robotic hand

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that can be controlled by a loved one as far

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as a different country to solve.

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Speaker 3: And Tommy's problems, well.

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Speaker 2: To remotely jerk you off or or finger bang you

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or finger bang you. Sadly, a little battie reached out

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this week and delivered Patty some sad news. I was

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notified that a device currently exists in the marketplace.

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Speaker 3: Right and and and and.

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Speaker 1: Upon hearing that news, did you think, well, how could

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this not have existed?

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? The idea of some device that

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can satisfy.

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Speaker 3: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: So despite my product being in proto, it was a

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prototype in development, and it was a superior product.

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Speaker 3: I've looked much money did you spend on it?

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Speaker 2: Ten thousand dollars? Okay, well, mostly in you know, laffees

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the raw materials. Though I was developing it in the Philippines,

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you know I have a team over there. Uh huh.

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But I believe this product can no longer be a

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priority for me. I need to focus on the podcast.

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But even though my product I thought had a different

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angle on it because it had an attachment that would

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also plunge your keyster.

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Speaker 3: Right gap in the market, you thought.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I still need to let this dream go by.

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does need to be recompensated. Patrick needs reparations for the

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endeavor that he's ten grand, nine thousand dollars of which

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were spent on legal fees, nine in nine hundred and

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fifty dollars spent on just the labor, and then the

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product itself is probably about.

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Speaker 3: Fifty bucks worth of materials.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's right, that's how it breaks down.

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Speaker 3: But why did the dream die?

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Speaker 2: The dream died because you the headwinds were too strong, Dylan, Well,

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I am an entrepreneur, and I did believe in this product.

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The fact that there's a product on the shelves already.

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Speaker 3: What's it called?

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Speaker 2: All right, So the product is called Lovens, it's l

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O V E n S and they have uns.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds like a Burger joint.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but they sell devices to help people whack each

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other off, like when you live, you know, like doing

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business in our you know.

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Speaker 1: So I I was concerned about your commitment to the

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idea because I didn't want you to get distracted.

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Speaker 2: Well, I had a great tagline, if your sex life

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is a slacken a get a whacken a whacker right.

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Speaker 1: But I was concerned that you were going to dedicate

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too much time to it, because you know, entrepreneurship is

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full time job. And maybe that's why I said that

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it was a terrible idea that only served the sexual desires, wants,

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and needs.

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Speaker 3: Of Sea rats.

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Speaker 1: But it turns out that I was wrong and that

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there are businesses that are trying to take over this space.

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Speaker 4: And so I'm looking at the sex toys on Amazon

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right now. Yeah, and the tagline is like long distance relationships, right,

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they have that whole play on that closing the distance.

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It's not bad, but it's definitely not if your love

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life is a slack and you need to.

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Speaker 1: Get whack and the whacker the whacker. So let's get

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into the episode. Thought it was a very very fun one.

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We finally had some No Jack was a bad guess.

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the below Deck really needs to lean on awful people

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vacation are It's wonderful. It's so fun when awful people vacation.

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Speaker 2: And to be fair, in this episode, there's only one

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awful person. That's Carlos. It's not because he's awful, because

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you should get what you paid for.

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Speaker 1: But when you're rude, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, awful is a big word.

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Speaker 1: But rude people and considerate people, lunatics who want greens

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but don't want salads. We need more of those people

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Speaker 3: Okay, I thought it.

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Speaker 1: Was a great episode. I'm gonna give it seventy seven pots.

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Speaker 2: Wow. I can't wait to hear your thoughts on Josh

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Josh's lunch yeh universally detested. Yes, yeah, okay, I liked

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the episode. I thought it was the first time that

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we had a double firing, but it's not. Oh really, yeah,

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seasons ago. We actually had two people fired. It was

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the Greek guy who punched a wall and then vhn

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oh that's right, yeah, we hand the weasel that was

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big invited the girl to join him in the bed

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Speaker 1: It was a double firing, and he was like, I

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was just trying to talk to her. That's why I

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wrapped my arm around to her teeth center and pushed

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her into me. I was just using my shoulder for

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lean on. Wow, you're a scumbag.

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Speaker 3: Huh.

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Speaker 1: All right, but yeah, this is the first time we've

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ever heard somebody say the food is good, but it's

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not giving me what my body needs.

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Speaker 5: That's right.

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Speaker 3: Really, that's quite special.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a dick. Okay, Yeah, I hated him.

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Speaker 2: Uh Kerman, I'm coming around to like her. Maturity level

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Speaker 3: She's really fun.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna give it to forty knuts.

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Speaker 1: Forty nuts and Calyn would you get given ninety knots?

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Speaker 3: Too high? All right, let's get into it.

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Speaker 1: Last week left off, Christian had let a drunk almost

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dye in the water, and Sandy had asked Nathan for

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the million dollars or no, no, no, it was uh.

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Speaker 2: Are you sure?

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Speaker 3: You're sure? All right?

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take either.

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Speaker 3: No, he says, let's kill them both.

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Speaker 2: He takes an option that was not given to him.

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Speaker 3: He goes, uh, well, rageus. I think it's A but

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it could be B two, so I'm gonna guess both. Well, buddy,

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you can't do that. Katie Kirk just.

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Speaker 1: Really didn't have it on that show. The same way

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Speaker 2: They were both from The Today Show.

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Speaker 1: Do you think that millionaire is beneath Katie Kirk?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 2: I grew up with her and Brian Gumble and who's

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at a fat weatherman that they used to make fun

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of Al Roker? No, the other guy?

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Speaker 1: What there's another fat weatherman?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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was useless on the show. It was this old, white,

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balding guy and he said he's a joke. He used

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be like Martha's ninety nine years old. And then he'd

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say what her hobbies were?

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Speaker 3: Was Al Roker a weatherman?

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Speaker 2: I think he was a weatherman?

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Speaker 3: He started out as a weatherman, right.

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Speaker 2: Caylyn, do you mind? Sorry? I mean to know this

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guy was so nice and to be amazing for you

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still alive?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 2: So weatherman the Today Show, that's.

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Speaker 1: Very good at this telling you what you should search

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to Google search.

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Speaker 2: Give me his name, tell me the rest.

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Speaker 4: Of the Google search al.

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Speaker 1: No, not alt know my favorite Today's show, Mom and Ever.

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Speaker 3: I think it is.

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Speaker 1: But they're in Times Square and they roll out these

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ewoks because there's like a big Star Wars fucking something

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going on, and the Ewoks they're like crazy little guys.

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people and they're all just like, oh what what what?

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Speaker 3: They're losy, they're humping us. It was so funny. They're

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doing the worm on the ground.

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Speaker 1: I'm try Scott, Willard Scott.

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Speaker 3: If he's alive?

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Speaker 2: What do you think? Do you think he's alive?

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Speaker 3: No? Fat weather Man? Probably not.

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Speaker 2: God, he's such a nice guy, you know. He made

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it to twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 3: He made it to twenty twenty one. But he's dead.

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Speaker 1: He's dead now, all right, let's get into it. So

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they choose to fire both Christian and Test. But we

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don't think that Test is gonna be the one.

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Speaker 3: First we just call Tattoo up to the bridge and.

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Speaker 1: They're they go, you almost killed that drunk guy, so

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we gotta let you go. Now, this is the problem

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with this is the problem with wealth, right, rich pieces

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as shit they treat the rest of the world. I

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you know, I kind of equate Jack to somebody cuts

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you off on the one on one and we've talked

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about this before. But they drive forward not a care

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in the world, and behind them ruin his cause brake

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lights have slammed all the way Domino effect back to Calabasas.

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Speaker 2: Do you think rich people have the monopoly on that?

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Speaker 1: Not on I'm using cutting people off as a metaphor.

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But know what what Jack, Jack's behavior is like that

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he walks around the world, he complains, he gets what

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Speaker 3: At the best of ours, at the downfall of others

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all the time. You know, it's really disgusting behavior.

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Speaker 1: But to Jack's credit, Christian needed to get off this

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boat because people were gonna die.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they it's it's the when I'm glad

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I got to re see that foot of Jack not

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only hit his bum on the but then his head. Yeah,

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and then go down in the water but like four

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feet Yeah, I don't think the world would miss him.

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Speaker 1: But that's no, no, no, no, Heaven's now Christian. At some

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point I didn't write this down, but he talks about

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how his father was presided over multiple airplane crashes with

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blood and bone and and and glass, and that this

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feels like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, his dad had crashed a bunch of planes. I

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guess he said being fired felt worse than burning into

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a mountain?

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Speaker 3: Did he say that?

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Speaker 2: He did say that?

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Speaker 1: Okay, because there's something you mentioned it and I can't

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believe it didn't ring any alarm bells.

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Speaker 3: But the guy is a pilot who's now a sea.

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Speaker 1: Rat, whose father is like a cartoon character pilot Mike.

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He's a Looney Tunes pilot who has crashed multiple planes

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and survived each of the crashes. Something does not adding up.

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Speaker 2: It's adding up that plane, that plane. I was also

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going to add to that. What a stupid thing to say.

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And also is being eaten by a mountain lion while

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you're scuba diving worse?

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Speaker 3: You know, I.

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Speaker 1: Really feel very, very foolish because I got duped. I

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saw this AI video, but I taking a shit. Right,

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He's taking a shit, and all of a sudden there's

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window above him, right, like a nice bathroom, a nice

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woody bathroom, And then a deer explodes through the glass,

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and then a bear comes in through the glass and

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it's very realistic, and it's all capturing him and he's

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getting trampled by this bear just while he's trying to

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take a shit. And I looked at the comments and

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it was like, oh yeah, because everyone has a fucking

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camera pointed down at them shitting while they in there,

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right in their house.

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh man, yeah, that didn't make any sense.

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I'm not street smarts. I could.

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Speaker 1: I could be lulled or duped into anything.

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Speaker 2: Me too, and I do have street smarts.

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Speaker 3: Still.

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Speaker 2: I can't tell you how many things I click on

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where I see like, uh, just a are we talking about.

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Speaker 3: Like row reels?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I have to click on it to see

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how it ends.

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, No, it's dangerous the world we're living in.

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And I'm sorry for taking us on that, tam.

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Speaker 2: All right. So I have a theory about this, all right.

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So two people are going to be fired here, first Christian,

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then Tests. I feel that if one of them was decent,

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the other one wouldn't have gotten fired. It's the fact

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that you can't have two incompetent assholes on a boat.

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Speaker 1: Nope, they're both anchors for one another. Now, Tests also

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gets brought up and decapitated, and Tests, as expected, is

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pretty pissed. She doesn't know where this is coming.

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Speaker 2: I love how Sandy offers advice because that's the exact

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time that someone wants to hear. Yeah, what they can

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do better in the future, right, maybe help them out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like in hard knocks when they're like, listen, buddy, you're.

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Speaker 2: Just you're not cutting it.

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Speaker 3: But it's not for you.

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Speaker 1: It's not over for you. We're gonna put you on

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the practice squad. We're gonna pay seventeen grand a here,

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it'll be great.

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Speaker 2: Thanks.

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Speaker 1: Test though, and we'll get to this in a second.

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Is just the most perplexing young woman. She is a

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danger to each and every person around her. Yet she

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is like, I cannot believe these losers just fired me.

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They have no fucking idea what they're doing.

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Speaker 2: She said it with such authority that I actually she

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had me start thinking, like, could she have a bit

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of a point here?

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Speaker 3: No, she's just a crazy person.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, so Sandy Tech's Norma after they fire the

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two Sea rats.

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Speaker 2: I love Norma.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, And we start to talk about how

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they're gonna pull this off with two deckhands and this

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whole time blow deck is very the strings are very

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thick when they're trying to pull these things off. Well,

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ultimately it's gonna be the right and we're gonna have

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multiple attempted road blocks or diversions away from this. It's

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just like I get it's cool, but like we can

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just ask V right, well.

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Speaker 2: What's going to happen here? Because V clearly is going

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to be elevated to the decie position. Yes, how do we?

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How do we?

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Speaker 3: What are you doing on your phone right now?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: I was going to.

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Speaker 2: Reenact the phone call to Norma.

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Speaker 3: Okay, please do so.

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Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, let me skip over this before.

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Speaker 3: All right, let's do the let's do the call from Norma.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, it's Sandy. I was I know I've called

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you eighteen times this episode and text you if you

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have any sea rats available this episode?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about this episode?

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Speaker 3: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: Do you have any sea rats that won't kill anyone?

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Speaker 3: No? I don't.

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Speaker 1: That's right, Yeah, sorry, I kind of took over the

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Norma role. That's okay, that's my bad. That is completely

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my fucking bad, actually pitiful, actually disgusting for me. Now,

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Maximilian tells Jizzy. Jizzy flips out, and then he goes

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to say goodbye to Tattoo with a smile as tall.

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Speaker 3: As the peaks of Sagratto. So happy. I told you

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fifty million times this was going to happen.

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Speaker 1: To you, and Christian's like, this is a very confusing

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interaction right now, I'm actually just gonna walk away and

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says that he's bunn that he got fired, but if

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he would have stayed on the buddy would have punched Max.

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Speaker 3: In the face.

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Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, that's probably a good time.

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Speaker 1: Tess says that she wishes Nathan all the best and

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then starts laughing like Harley Quinn.

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Speaker 3: I think I hate her. She is a bonafide lunatic.

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Speaker 2: Well, hopefully we get to hear from her again on

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watch what Happens on Monday.

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Speaker 1: Maybe so we send out the deckhand flares and ask

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or an Asia feels horrible for Nathan because his best

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deckhand stabbed him in the himself in the face with jellyfish.

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Gu it's started to spiking me in the face.

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Speaker 2: That's his best Yes, his the person he can lie on.

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Hours earlier rubbed a jellyfishes poison into his eyes. You know,

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I bet that jellyfish felt like that stingray that took

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out the crocodile hunter. You know, if this asshole grabs

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onto my tail one more fucking time, I'm gonna kill him,

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because that's what that stingray really said. Don't do it, dude,

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don't do it. He did it. Well, see if Steve

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took the bastard out.

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Speaker 3: See if Steve he did I'm so sorry. I just

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put a piece of ice in my mouth. It's not okay.

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I can't believe I did that well, that poor sting right.

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Speaker 1: You know, Steve did a lot of really good work

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with conservation and stuff. But one day he's just going around.

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He's messing with this sting Ray and this is like.

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Speaker 2: Wow, look at the tail on this. I'm gonna grab it. Meanwhile,

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the Stingrays saying to himself, don't fucking do it, dude,

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because I'm swimming here.

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Speaker 1: That sting Ray had been there many times before, and

472
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,799
he had tested the limits of his patients and his anger,

473
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,319
and it managed it pretty well up until this point.

474
00:23:02,319 --> 00:23:03,759
Speaker 3: But you know, you got to give it up to him.

475
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:05,839
How much.

476
00:23:07,599 --> 00:23:10,640
Speaker 1: How much noodling can one person engine to her?

477
00:23:11,759 --> 00:23:12,039
Speaker 3: Yeah?

478
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:15,400
Speaker 1: Done, done, I get out of her, Steve, I told you.

479
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:15,799
Speaker 3: Steve.

480
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:18,160
Speaker 2: Another Stingering swayed up to him. He's like, do you

481
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:18,519
just kill it?

482
00:23:18,559 --> 00:23:18,680
Speaker 4: Guy?

483
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, I did, And he's like, I thought

484
00:23:21,759 --> 00:23:24,279
we were working on this, buddy, and he's like, you

485
00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:25,319
have no fucking idea.

486
00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 3: You have no idea what I've been through.

487
00:23:27,799 --> 00:23:30,480
Speaker 1: This guy's yelled cry key fifteen times and he keeps

488
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:35,039
touching my butthole has anybody touched your butthole today, Jared.

489
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,079
Speaker 2: It's really good now, man, No, he had to go.

490
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,920
Speaker 1: I understand, all right, So v is going to the deck.

491
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,599
Jisey wants her to go to the deck so she

492
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:44,599
doesn't have competition.

493
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,839
Speaker 3: I think I hate Jizzy too.

494
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:50,680
Speaker 2: Okay. I was wondering if she actually had a motive here. Okay,

495
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,039
it's to get her out of here so that she

496
00:23:53,079 --> 00:23:54,480
can have all the guys to herself.

497
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,559
Speaker 1: They no, no, no, no, it's so that she can

498
00:23:57,559 --> 00:24:01,759
be the apple vaceous eye. Oh what she wants somebody

499
00:24:01,839 --> 00:24:04,039
like breed to come on who can't read.

500
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,119
Speaker 2: Okay, but that's gonna make yours.

501
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's confusing, Okay.

502
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,160
Speaker 2: I don't think she thought this out, well.

503
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:12,640
Speaker 3: No she did.

504
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,440
Speaker 1: She wants to lord over somebody. Sandy calls a meeting,

505
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,880
and it looks like we've got a return, all right.

506
00:24:19,039 --> 00:24:24,200
Joe snails on his eyebrows, snails on his eyebrows. Slug

507
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:27,160
sluggy eyebrows is coming back.

508
00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:28,279
Speaker 3: We love Joe.

509
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,440
Speaker 1: So here's the thing, kind of I think we love Joe.

510
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,119
I forget Joe, thank you.

511
00:24:32,599 --> 00:24:35,839
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna sound like a jerk here. I used

512
00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:38,680
to I love radio I'm a big fan of radio,

513
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:43,160
and I would hear hosts, uh they like Howard Starr

514
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:46,119
would be like like Rob and be like, oh, Howard

515
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,680
mac David's coming on. He's like, I don't know. Have

516
00:24:49,759 --> 00:24:51,680
we had it on here before? I don't know, Robin,

517
00:24:52,079 --> 00:24:53,039
how big are your tits?

518
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:58,119
Speaker 3: Come on? Rob? Show me your tits? Come on, Rob.

519
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,079
Speaker 1: We don't have a lot of programming to come on,

520
00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:03,160
come on, Bunafuco didn't fill out any.

521
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,160
Speaker 6: Of this second, Howard, Matt Damon's coming on, and then

522
00:25:07,319 --> 00:25:09,000
I think he's come on for and I would be

523
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,599
asking myself, Howard, you don't know if Matt Damon's come

524
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:13,319
on your show.

525
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,519
Speaker 2: Before, and he wouldn't remember. The point I'm trying to

526
00:25:15,519 --> 00:25:18,880
make is I don't remember Joe. I'm sure I watched

527
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,079
his entire season. I know I did, actually, because that's

528
00:25:21,079 --> 00:25:21,640
what my job.

529
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:29,279
Speaker 3: All Right, Gary, what is two plus two thirty six? Oh?

530
00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:30,400
Speaker 2: Wow? Wow?

531
00:25:30,599 --> 00:25:36,160
Speaker 3: Slow down? Okay thirty seven?

532
00:25:36,799 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 2: Hold on, Gary, ba bubba boy.

533
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:40,799
Speaker 3: You're a loser.

534
00:25:42,759 --> 00:25:43,799
Speaker 2: You're you're a monkey.

535
00:25:43,839 --> 00:25:45,559
Speaker 3: Gary, all right, Okay.

536
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:49,160
Speaker 1: So Howard Stern in the late nineties and early adds

537
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,359
was truly incredible, and we've talked about it before we

538
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,480
have to get back to below deck.

539
00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:56,160
Speaker 3: Okay, thirty six.

540
00:25:58,720 --> 00:25:59,720
Speaker 2: Robby, what do you think about that?

541
00:26:00,839 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 5: Oh?

542
00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:06,880
Speaker 1: Yeah it was we don't sorry, okay, all right. Tommy

543
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:14,480
texts speaking of fucking radio hosts, Tommy texts, I hated today.

544
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's because you haven't heard from your girlfriend.

545
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:25,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're not gonna hear from her. Bell throw her

546
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:29,640
off the banners, the throw throw her over the banister.

547
00:26:29,799 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 2: Okay, let me tell you something.

548
00:26:32,839 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 8: She is opportunity, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Tom

549
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,880
likes would call this man Tommy a bitch to his face.

550
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 2: Sen When was the last W had sex with her?

551
00:26:46,319 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, that she doesn't matter.

552
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,039
Speaker 1: Two weeks then she doesn't matter.

553
00:26:53,839 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 3: All right.

554
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:59,079
Speaker 1: V asks Nathan about moving to the deck team wait

555
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:00,599
to go, V, just get up there and throw your

556
00:27:00,599 --> 00:27:03,279
hand at the ring. And I love how Jizzy's like, oh,

557
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,960
my master plan is worked.

558
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 3: You've done nothing. You've done absolutely nothing.

559
00:27:07,839 --> 00:27:11,079
Speaker 2: Here's my question. Is V thinking like this is her

560
00:27:11,079 --> 00:27:14,359
way out of cleaning toilets because that would be a

561
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:15,559
motivation for me personally.

562
00:27:15,599 --> 00:27:18,079
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, we talked about this last week.

563
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,799
This is her trying to recapture her love for the

564
00:27:20,839 --> 00:27:24,200
exterior that was, uh that flame was put out by

565
00:27:24,279 --> 00:27:29,240
her boyfriend's death underwater by Grizzly Bear. Right, Wow, this

566
00:27:29,319 --> 00:27:30,680
is a very very strong narrative.

567
00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:37,519
Speaker 2: I think the Grizzly Bear had a gun.

568
00:27:37,799 --> 00:27:38,599
Speaker 3: You think we know?

569
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,880
Speaker 1: And it's a shame. We really should be talking about

570
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,880
this because it's a marvel. I don't know why they've

571
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,519
not brought this to the four and you've had to

572
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,799
arm you know, Filipino teens to go dig this out

573
00:27:50,839 --> 00:27:53,200
for us, and I didn't.

574
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:53,599
Speaker 3: Believe it for her.

575
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 1: She were like, uh my guy Rodriguez got back to me.

576
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:58,960
He said, they get this guy got shot underneath the

577
00:27:58,960 --> 00:27:59,880
water by Grizzly Bear.

578
00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:04,160
Speaker 2: So I just say, I'm gonna let the audience this

579
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:08,640
is on the free feed. Yes, okay, I should know.

580
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 3: You should, Yeah, you should if you go.

581
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,640
Speaker 2: To Patreon dot com, Slash another podcast network. I do

582
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,880
a show called PMC where I have a crack team

583
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:24,359
of Filipino children that I'm just uncovered that Disneyland parks

584
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,039
are killing people and I'm gonna do that on the

585
00:28:28,079 --> 00:28:31,359
next PMC. Three people in the last ten days have

586
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:32,359
died at Disneyland.

587
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:34,400
Speaker 1: And this is what the Filipino teams are good for

588
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:38,279
we can have a hunch, but we can't find the info,

589
00:28:38,519 --> 00:28:39,960
the concrete.

590
00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 3: Raw fucking data.

591
00:28:40,799 --> 00:28:46,759
Speaker 1: Okay, that's where Rodriguez and Co. Come in and they

592
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,680
just find shit and they love working on the show.

593
00:28:50,759 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 2: Yeah they do.

594
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,079
Speaker 3: Jizy doesn't knows that.

595
00:28:54,079 --> 00:28:55,839
Speaker 1: She can't have sex with the boys on the boat

596
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,680
because it's not right to do to Tom and she

597
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,039
says that it's hard having.

598
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,839
Speaker 2: Hey, dear Dizzy, that's never stopped to see rap before

599
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:05,799
your best life.

600
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:09,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's definitely not gonna stop you. So anyways,

601
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,799
very fun show so far, I think.

602
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, hold on, I want to say this all right.

603
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:18,640
So Christian and Tessa got SHITCN four hours earlier. Why

604
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:19,839
can't they go to dinner?

605
00:29:21,759 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 3: That's my question.

606
00:29:22,519 --> 00:29:24,519
Speaker 2: I always get bummed out by that, Like, go to

607
00:29:24,599 --> 00:29:25,640
dinner and talk about it.

608
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,039
Speaker 3: Now they need them off the boat now.

609
00:29:28,319 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: Jizzy begins to talk about who Joe is going to

610
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,440
be in love with, and she says that she loves

611
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:37,119
everyone loving her, And finally someone says it at dinner.

612
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:42,160
Chef goes, you have a fucking boyfriend. Essentially, he says

613
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:46,119
taking goods, which is a crude way to refer to

614
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,920
a woman's flower. But somebody's got to say it. I mean,

615
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,839
what are we fucking talking about? You have a goddamn tommy.

616
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:53,799
You have a tommy. Now we have a little chat

617
00:29:53,839 --> 00:29:57,920
about guests, demands and Josh pulling back a little bit

618
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,839
on this charter, wrong charter.

619
00:30:00,119 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 3: Start with that procedure, buddy.

620
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,279
Speaker 2: It was not him, It was Kermit telling him that

621
00:30:04,359 --> 00:30:06,480
he should do that, because I think she knew that

622
00:30:06,519 --> 00:30:09,519
he wouldn't last the entire season going this intensely right.

623
00:30:10,759 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: So Max is awarded the position of lead deckhand, and

624
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,920
once again we've got an anticlimactic.

625
00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 3: Ending to an evening.

626
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,319
Speaker 1: No ball of snakes, just bed and a vice. Jizzy

627
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:25,759
sits cross legged, Chris cross applesauce and says, Asha, is

628
00:30:25,759 --> 00:30:28,359
it a bad idea to have a boyfriend on this boat?

629
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,920
And Asha essentially says, you know, yeah. She turns into

630
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,119
a little bit of a tomikis here. She goes, well, listen,

631
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:38,359
it's a two month relationship. Okay, it's not really, yes.

632
00:30:38,039 --> 00:30:39,519
Speaker 3: But yes, it's a bad idea.

633
00:30:39,559 --> 00:30:41,279
Speaker 2: She's a pragmatist.

634
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:46,079
Speaker 1: Yes, next day, next morning, finally we cracked the code.

635
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:51,400
V is going to split joint custody with interior and exterior,

636
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,240
and she says that she should have thought about this,

637
00:30:54,319 --> 00:30:56,519
but or Jizzy says that she should have thought about

638
00:30:56,519 --> 00:30:59,920
this before she planted her seed, that it's going to

639
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:02,400
be more work on her again, Yeah, how could you

640
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,319
have not thought about that?

641
00:31:03,359 --> 00:31:05,519
Speaker 3: And also again, you didn't.

642
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 1: You literally haven't done it. This is so confusing to

643
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,319
me why she thinks that she's master minded this whole thing.

644
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,640
She hasn't uttered a word about this to anybody. She's

645
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:16,599
just thought about it.

646
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 2: She's planted seeds.

647
00:31:20,759 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 3: All right.

648
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:26,559
Speaker 1: So Joe arrives the romance Israel Israel.

649
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:27,759
Speaker 3: It's kind now.

650
00:31:27,759 --> 00:31:30,799
Speaker 2: I want to caution Joe. They're hugging each other. They're like,

651
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,680
we'll see you later in the episode. There Max is

652
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,640
running around trying to work the boat, and they're just

653
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:39,839
having a good time with each other. Joe, beware of

654
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,920
having a romance with Nate. This is what he's gonna do.

655
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:45,079
He's gonna fall madly in love with you. They'll get

656
00:31:45,119 --> 00:31:47,119
bored and want to bang someone else, and then he'll

657
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,319
have a change of heart and impregnate you.

658
00:31:51,279 --> 00:31:54,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, Joe, Yeah, I don't mean to punch holes in

659
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:55,839
your condom here, but.

660
00:31:59,279 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 3: You know what act.

661
00:32:00,279 --> 00:32:02,799
Speaker 1: I think that is probably pretty accurate for what he's

662
00:32:02,799 --> 00:32:04,519
going to do to Joe if he's not careful.

663
00:32:05,839 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 3: M hm.

664
00:32:06,839 --> 00:32:10,559
Speaker 1: Next thing you know, Joe is pushing a baby out

665
00:32:10,559 --> 00:32:12,920
of his butt and Nathan.

666
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,119
Speaker 3: Is off to the next fucking franchise.

667
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:22,759
Speaker 1: Was God, that's so heartbreaking. Life is really sad.

668
00:32:22,559 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 2: Sometimes, dyl and I have a theory. You've been theorizing

669
00:32:25,759 --> 00:32:28,079
that Gail comes back to work on the boat. I

670
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,119
don't think she does. I think she just comes say that.

671
00:32:33,839 --> 00:32:38,000
I think she comes back randomly for a dinner out somehow.

672
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,240
She's in town, and that's where they have that argument.

673
00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:43,160
I think he impregnates her like way later than that.

674
00:32:43,519 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 3: Oh you think, okay, well we've got to see rap baby.

675
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: Nonetheless, now Joe was driving around looking for treasure or

676
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:49,839
some shit.

677
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 3: But he's back and.

678
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 1: He has to handle the ladies a bit better this

679
00:32:53,759 --> 00:32:57,440
time because last season he had to deal with Brie

680
00:32:58,079 --> 00:32:59,799
and Ellie and you love Tomember.

681
00:33:00,119 --> 00:33:02,599
Speaker 3: This was very contentious.

682
00:33:02,839 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 2: I love the Balkan Biscuit.

683
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: Balkan Biscuit was not happy about this one bit, and

684
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:08,559
pre was just.

685
00:33:09,559 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 9: Said, don't fuck me over, dude, I can't read don't

686
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,640
fuck me over. Yeah, all right, it looks like we've

687
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:21,319
got a fan favorite staying on the dock because of weather.

688
00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 2: Now we all know this never goes over.

689
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,559
Speaker 3: Well, no, how could it.

690
00:33:27,319 --> 00:33:30,799
Speaker 1: You lose the point of the boat entirely what you

691
00:33:30,839 --> 00:33:35,039
pay for has been ripped away from you. Now let's

692
00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:37,039
get to the preference sheet, meaning it's time.

693
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,359
Speaker 3: For the preet.

694
00:33:39,319 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 1: But before we get there, guys today listen, let me

695
00:33:45,519 --> 00:33:49,200
ask you a question. Pat Yeah, have you felt a

696
00:33:49,279 --> 00:33:50,079
rush recently?

697
00:33:51,319 --> 00:33:52,119
Speaker 2: A rush?

698
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,559
Speaker 3: I mean a real true rush?

699
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:55,279
Speaker 2: Yeah?

700
00:33:55,319 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 3: I have.

701
00:33:56,279 --> 00:34:00,559
Speaker 1: And can I ask you if it was while you

702
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,640
were playing Red Hot Joker.

703
00:34:04,079 --> 00:34:04,279
Speaker 3: Oh?

704
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I downloaded the app. I can't wait for the

705
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:08,760
Barnacles to do this.

706
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:09,199
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to the preference shape.

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Speaker 1: We got real estate people, LaDonna and our friends.

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Speaker 2: Aside from knowing that we have some vegans here, this

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was a preference sheet meeting with no preferences.

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Speaker 3: No just vegan and Oscar is that his name?

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Speaker 1: Carlos demands creativity from the chef.

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Speaker 3: Now let's get to Josh. Who ah.

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Speaker 2: Sea rat history?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of kind of okay, So.

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Speaker 2: We get some sea rat history from Josh. Of course,

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he lived in a hippie commune when they grew potatoes,

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and his grandpa's turns or something. Zero points for that

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unless eating some of your poop turn to you into

782
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a zombie and then you start eating brains. Dylan, what

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was that tribe in? Like, I don't know, some country,

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where they started eating brains and then they lost their

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goddamn minds soon.

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Speaker 3: That thang on.

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Speaker 2: This actually you did an aps on it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this actually I think happened in New Guinea.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So they decided they're going to start eating people's brains.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's called laughing sickness.

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Speaker 1: You start getting, uh, you know, when you eat fermented

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brain matter from people, you start getting the laughing sickness

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where you look like the joker, like you're smiling and

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you're really sick, and then you die. And then what

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happens in you know, communities that are kind of ripped

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away voluntarily into their own accord and of their own accord,

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but from Western medicine and Eastern medicine really any reason whatsoever,

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They just eat those brains too, so they get sick

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and then everybody's just laughing and dying and shitting themselves.

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Speaker 2: Wow, they should make a documentary about it.

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00:39:06,679 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 1: Oh, they'll throw freaking rocks and spears at you if

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you try to get close to them.

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Speaker 2: Caitlin, have you ever heard of this story?

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Speaker 3: Now? I have not. Wow.

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Speaker 2: I highly recommend the Blumhouse film Green Inferno.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's spooky season, Josh obviously lived in that co

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oppy obviously.

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Speaker 2: Oh zero points.

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Speaker 1: This is not Searet sad scale, this is Hearet history.

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Speaker 2: The two go together kind of.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, he obviously took naked pictures of beats on

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his dick or something. V has expressed interest in Joe,

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00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,559
but Jizzy has a conscience, so naturally she jumps into

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Joe's arms and he begins to curl her.

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00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is pretty pathetic.

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Speaker 3: Jizzy says. This is going to be interesting. Jizzy strikes

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me as a guy's girl, meaning she.

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00:40:03,119 --> 00:40:07,159
Speaker 2: Likes the guys. She doesn't like hanging out with girls. No, no,

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a guy's girl.

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Speaker 3: Yeah no, well that's what I mean.

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Speaker 1: I mean, no, she doesn't like hanging out with the girls.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's right. Yeah, okay. Also, I think in her head,

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forgive me for this, I think the way that she's

824
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behaving and acting in the attention she needs is almost

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like how a former ugly girl feels when she gets pretty,

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like in an eighties movie. Huh, She's like, Wow, no

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one ever looked at me, and now I'm getting all

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this attention and I love it. Yeah, Like she's like

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one of the guys.

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Speaker 3: Well, poor v O, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: That movies about a girl that pretends to be a guy.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, what are you talking about? Hot chick?

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Speaker 2: Hot chick?

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Speaker 3: Are you talking about hot chick?

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Speaker 2: Now? Just one of the guys came out in nineteen

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eighty five.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, just one of the guys.

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Speaker 2: It was called just They had a theme song, just

839
00:40:55,079 --> 00:41:01,199
one of the guys. Okay, Caitlen find it. No, that's

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why he's here, Calen, find the song? Just one of

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the guys.

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Speaker 1: Well, we don't have do you have it plugged into

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the board?

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00:41:08,199 --> 00:41:10,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, played just one of the guys.

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00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 3: Okay. Meanwhile, we have some picky eaters.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so the guests arrive.

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Speaker 3: Yes, the guests arrived, and.

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Speaker 1: Nathan and Joe are raving out to piano stocked music

849
00:41:23,599 --> 00:41:24,880
and we're writing Cowboys.

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Speaker 3: But we need to get to lunch.

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Speaker 2: Okay, before you start that, did you find the song?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 3: This one?

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Speaker 2: I have heros just play it.

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: If it's just one of the guys. Give me a

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minute here, scrub it, just play the first.

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00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,679
Speaker 3: No, just give him a minute to find it. Okay,

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00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,920
let's get to lunch. There's a slight potkle know if.

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00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,639
Speaker 4: This is going to I don't know if I can

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00:41:49,679 --> 00:41:51,360
play this is copyrighted, then I can't.

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00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,360
Speaker 2: Don't worry about play the fifteen seconds?

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00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 3: Is this?

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00:41:58,119 --> 00:42:03,280
Speaker 1: It is this just one of the guys.

865
00:42:03,519 --> 00:42:04,159
Speaker 3: No, it's not.

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00:42:04,199 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 1: No, it's not it's not so why did why didn't

867
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:06,760
you let him for.

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00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 2: Nineteen eighty five soundtrack? Just one of the guys?

869
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:10,760
Speaker 3: Hey, why don't we just drop it?

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00:42:11,119 --> 00:42:13,320
Speaker 2: Okay? Sorry, lunch?

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00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,360
Speaker 3: It was just like pause to lunch.

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00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,559
Speaker 1: Sandy has to say thank you for coming. We're not

873
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going to fucking go anywhere.

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00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 2: Okay. How do you feel about the timing of this?

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00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:28,320
Because I thought this was a bad idea. Let them

876
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:32,079
enjoy lunch, make them think that the boat's gonna start

877
00:42:32,159 --> 00:42:34,320
and go out in the ocean, and then break the

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00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,480
bad news.

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00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:40,079
Speaker 1: It turned that's an okay play, But it turned out

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00:42:40,119 --> 00:42:43,679
that that was not going to be the best series

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00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:44,280
of events.

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00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 2: Hold on, don't you think that they grafted on their

883
00:42:48,039 --> 00:42:50,920
feelings about lunch based upon that bad news that had

884
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:51,559
been delivered?

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00:42:51,639 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 1: I think lunch was always well maybe maybe, but but

886
00:42:55,679 --> 00:42:57,760
lunch was going to be bad. I think I don't

887
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:59,760
think there's anything that Josh can do to make a

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00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:06,320
Carlos happy. Carlos wants very specific I don't know what

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00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,639
vegans want. You know, I think it's admirable. I think

890
00:43:09,639 --> 00:43:10,719
it's very admirable.

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00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 2: But there's two vegans on here, right, yeah, Carlos and

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his wife. Yeah okay, yeah, the picky eater.

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Speaker 1: Can I get like a rap or something like a

894
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,440
vegetable rap or.

895
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 2: She asked for a rap? Yeah, okay, he got her

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00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:26,840
a rap.

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00:43:28,679 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 1: Okay, So listen, lunch does not go off, let's say,

898
00:43:33,159 --> 00:43:36,320
without a hitch. Oysters or served.

899
00:43:37,119 --> 00:43:39,280
Speaker 3: They do not want them raw, they want them fried.

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00:43:41,079 --> 00:43:44,199
Why are you laughing? Why are you burying your head?

901
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:44,719
Right now?

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00:43:48,519 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 1: There's some hungry people. Yeah, yeah, they're hungry people. They go, yeah,

903
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,159
this is all good, but I need a giant fucking

904
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bowl of French fries. Yeah, and i'm McDonald's.

905
00:44:08,159 --> 00:44:10,360
Speaker 2: You come on a luxury yacht to get French fries.

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00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:11,199
Speaker 3: They want French fries.

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00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 1: They want the oysters fried, And after they've consumed their meal,

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00:44:14,519 --> 00:44:16,199
they're just nowhere near satisfied.

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00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 3: They're pecky eater. They're pecky eaters. Yeah, yep, mm hmm yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Them eating looks like somebody ripping the dining cloth off

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00:44:34,119 --> 00:44:36,840
of the table. It's it a tablecloth off the diner.

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00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,639
I don't know. They eat in a hurry and it's

913
00:44:39,679 --> 00:44:42,559
not enough. They want fries, they want to wrap, and

914
00:44:42,639 --> 00:44:48,719
Carlos says, salads are fucking appetizers, okay, and I'm not

915
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gonna be served a salad for my man. And listen,

916
00:44:51,679 --> 00:44:54,360
it's his vacation, That's right, it's his vacation.

917
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Speaker 2: He cater to this.

918
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Speaker 3: He can be a bit if he wants to.

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Speaker 2: Now he does something interesting, which he is. This at

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00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,599
the point where he walks down into the gallery, he

921
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needs to uh. He demands time with the chef and

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he tells him to put onions and tomatoes and things.

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He goes, listen, I'm gonna need to talk to you

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because that was not okay, that rap?

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Speaker 3: What do you put onions and tomatoes in that? Okay?

926
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,079
Why are you down here?

927
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:25,519
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get ahead of myself here. When Josh later

928
00:45:25,639 --> 00:45:29,800
on the episode has the charter guess, most of them

929
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,840
come out to basically get feedback on what they would

930
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:36,199
like for dinner. Carlos was not at that sitting. He

931
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,119
should have been there.

932
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was his mistake.

933
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:51,199
Speaker 1: No, but they told him just salmon, chicken, mashed potatoes, burgers. Yeah,

934
00:45:51,639 --> 00:45:54,639
French fries, more French brownies, fried oysters.

935
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:56,519
Speaker 3: And he's like, oh my god, this.

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00:45:56,559 --> 00:46:01,239
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00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:06,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh, we'll get to And we also have

938
00:46:06,119 --> 00:46:08,480
to stop with the clown makeup. I need the clown

939
00:46:08,519 --> 00:46:09,719
makeup to now.

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Speaker 2: You know how they shoot reality TV. This was one

941
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day with him with the clown makeup on and they're

942
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:16,639
just talking him.

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00:46:16,679 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 3: Don't use it so much. He's really fucked up.

944
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 2: Sorry to break up this stuff. Uh did you find

945
00:46:21,559 --> 00:46:22,920
just one of the guys?

946
00:46:23,119 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 3: I stopped looking for it. Oh my, you said forget

947
00:46:25,519 --> 00:46:25,960
about it.

948
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:27,159
Speaker 2: I didn't say that.

949
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Speaker 1: All right, Caylen, will you keep he's got to switch

950
00:46:31,599 --> 00:46:31,960
the show.

951
00:46:33,159 --> 00:46:36,280
Speaker 3: Fine, but now you're not going to be present. I'm

952
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:36,960
gonna be present.

953
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,320
Speaker 2: I'm gonna find this song in ten seconds.

954
00:46:39,519 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 1: Are you gonna be embarrassed if he finds the song?

955
00:46:42,199 --> 00:46:43,559
Speaker 3: He told me to stop looking for it.

956
00:46:43,679 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 2: I didn't say something.

957
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 3: You know, we we haven't yelled at him yet.

958
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:51,639
Speaker 2: You know we will never.

959
00:46:52,639 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 1: You don't want to recapture some of the old Corolla

960
00:46:55,079 --> 00:46:58,079
days where we just fucking flip to each other for

961
00:46:58,199 --> 00:46:59,280
not finding the song.

962
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,079
Speaker 2: It is. It's so funny to hear him with his

963
00:47:02,159 --> 00:47:05,480
new staff and they think like he's going to be

964
00:47:05,559 --> 00:47:07,719
nice now and he's not.

965
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 3: Anyways, Kalin, what the fuck? I mean? You can't find

966
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:18,119
the fucking what the fuck? So uh not Carlos.

967
00:47:18,199 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 1: Josh goes upstairs and he talks to the primary and

968
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,079
her friends and he goes, hey, so I don't want

969
00:47:23,079 --> 00:47:25,480
to repeat of what just happened, So why don't you

970
00:47:25,559 --> 00:47:27,079
let me know what you.

971
00:47:27,039 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 3: Want for dinner? But what he says first is do you.

972
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:32,679
Speaker 1: Want it plated or family style?

973
00:47:33,599 --> 00:47:38,280
Speaker 3: Big mistake. If there are people that have.

974
00:47:38,639 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 1: Different dietary restrictions, never give.

975
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 3: Them family style. Just don't do that.

976
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 1: Have everyone have a mane and then put a vegan

977
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:54,159
spin on the main That's how you avoid massive plates

978
00:47:54,159 --> 00:47:56,400
of food that two people can't eat.

979
00:47:56,559 --> 00:47:59,679
Speaker 2: That is so funny that I had thought family style

980
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,719
was the idea until you put it that way, because

981
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:05,840
he could have specifically catered to Carlos. Yeah, and shut

982
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:06,360
him up.

983
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,760
Speaker 1: Right, if you're doing a ribbi, you can do a

984
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:12,599
portobella with a jew, right instead of there's a plate

985
00:48:12,639 --> 00:48:15,960
of ribbis, and Carlos is looking at that plate like, well,

986
00:48:16,079 --> 00:48:18,679
that's not for me that's not for fucking me. There's

987
00:48:18,679 --> 00:48:21,599
no tomatoes and onions on that. It's just dead animal flesh.

988
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,760
Speaker 3: Wow. And he's gonna be poopy pants about it, all right.

989
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 1: So they head out to a nice day in Barcelona

990
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,679
and the theme for the dinner is going to be

991
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:33,239
Americano and Cowboy. But first Jesse starts talking about being

992
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:36,039
about sex being an important part of a relationship while

993
00:48:36,039 --> 00:48:38,760
she's working with me, and Nate says, oh, so you're

994
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:43,320
saying you're horny, aren't you? Whoa okay buddy, now the

995
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:44,360
head of an apartment.

996
00:48:44,639 --> 00:48:47,400
Speaker 2: Have I mentioned that I worked with a guy at

997
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:51,480
North American Insurance that got fired for offering a girl

998
00:48:52,119 --> 00:48:55,239
a shoulder massage when he walked by her and she said,

999
00:48:55,639 --> 00:48:57,880
my neck hurts. He got fired for that. I'm not

1000
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:00,840
saying he shouldn't have right, I'm just saying saying this

1001
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:01,320
is yes.

1002
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:04,280
Speaker 1: Now, her saying my neck hurts is not an invitation

1003
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:05,159
for you to touch.

1004
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,079
Speaker 2: Her, fair enough, But he offered, would you like a

1005
00:49:07,559 --> 00:49:08,159
back massie?

1006
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:08,360
Speaker 3: Right?

1007
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 1: And then she went to hr, Yeah, No, this is

1008
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:15,039
different because Nate just says, so you're horny right now? Again,

1009
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:17,800
Nate's weakness is women.

1010
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:22,559
Speaker 2: Yes, and boy are they a weakness for all of us?

1011
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:26,199
Speaker 1: Yes, but you have to be able to handle yourself,

1012
00:49:26,519 --> 00:49:29,599
you know, with some kind of decorum here, Nate.

1013
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:33,159
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're gonna wrap up the excursion. I think

1014
00:49:33,199 --> 00:49:34,400
in like two seconds.

1015
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:35,639
Speaker 3: I wrapped it up.

1016
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:39,679
Speaker 2: Joe lets us know that he's gonna allow the charter

1017
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,639
guests to go on his date with him and v

1018
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:44,159
uh huh, yeah, that's what it was.

1019
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 3: And well it also wraps.

1020
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 1: Up with Carlos being just just a little kid. I

1021
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:51,199
mean he's moping around. He's like, he's like, look this

1022
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:54,079
ice creams Vegan. It's like, I mean genuinely is like

1023
00:49:54,119 --> 00:49:54,880
five year old shit.

1024
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:56,599
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, that's good ice.

1025
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 2: Cream speaking up all right. So with Carlos, I think

1026
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,960
he might be in the mode because obviously you pay

1027
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,559
for this trip or whatever, and you're a little angry.

1028
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:09,079
So when one thing or two things happen that aren't

1029
00:50:09,119 --> 00:50:13,079
going your way that are specific to what your desires were,

1030
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,519
now it's in your craw Now you're gonna make it

1031
00:50:15,559 --> 00:50:15,840
a thing.

1032
00:50:16,199 --> 00:50:19,280
Speaker 1: He's made it a thing, and arriving back on the

1033
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,039
boat and being offered jello shots is not gonna help

1034
00:50:22,159 --> 00:50:25,400
alleviate this thing. Okay, So to be fair to Carlos,

1035
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:28,280
like he knows, what the fuck are you doing? You

1036
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:31,480
can make shots for everybody. You can do shots vegan

1037
00:50:31,559 --> 00:50:34,519
pretty easily. The one thing you can't put in it

1038
00:50:34,679 --> 00:50:39,800
in alcohol to make it not vegan is gelatin with

1039
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,199
ground pig in it.

1040
00:50:41,599 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 2: Kaitlin, did you know that gelatin has actually collagen from

1041
00:50:46,079 --> 00:50:49,519
swine in it? Did you know that I'm learning that

1042
00:50:49,639 --> 00:50:50,920
it is not vegan.

1043
00:50:51,679 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 3: No, it's not vegan.

1044
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 2: It's actually they grind up a pig or a cow's

1045
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,559
tissue to connect all that fucking.

1046
00:50:58,480 --> 00:50:59,599
Speaker 1: The hoofs and all of it.

1047
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:02,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, you look at jello and you go, oh, I

1048
00:51:03,079 --> 00:51:05,039
understand that it's probably not healthy.

1049
00:51:05,199 --> 00:51:07,280
Speaker 3: It's alien green. There's no animal in that.

1050
00:51:07,519 --> 00:51:11,679
Speaker 2: No, it's it's fine. No, it's fucking it's animal parts

1051
00:51:11,679 --> 00:51:15,079
in that. Yeah, Carlos, good for you. I will never

1052
00:51:15,119 --> 00:51:22,039
eat that again. That is so gross. Really, no Ah,

1053
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:26,960
who knew? Now I have to start questioning what I'm eating.

1054
00:51:28,039 --> 00:51:30,599
Jello is the last thing that I think that you

1055
00:51:30,679 --> 00:51:32,800
have no dead animal.

1056
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:35,639
Speaker 3: Pools, and vegans cannot eat jello.

1057
00:51:36,639 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 2: But I have to tell you this made me come

1058
00:51:38,519 --> 00:51:40,760
around to Carlos. He knows he's not just one of

1059
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,800
these like I'm going to be a vegan and be difficult.

1060
00:51:44,639 --> 00:51:48,000
He's like he literally does not want animal products in

1061
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:48,480
his body.

1062
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 1: Well, he's also quite difficult.

1063
00:51:51,199 --> 00:51:51,880
Speaker 2: He's a bitch.

1064
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a bitch. So V is great, obviously.

1065
00:51:54,559 --> 00:51:56,280
Speaker 1: I just want to say V is my favorite person

1066
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:59,519
on the show. She's just she's got an incredible attitude.

1067
00:51:59,679 --> 00:52:02,639
She's just there to work. Her boyfriend got shot by

1068
00:52:02,679 --> 00:52:05,480
grizzly bear underwater recently, and she still got a smile.

1069
00:52:05,559 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 2: It's like pretty much, well it was the DRUP deal

1070
00:52:07,039 --> 00:52:07,639
gone bad.

1071
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just so heartbreaking. I know, life

1072
00:52:17,039 --> 00:52:21,559
is so fleeting. Sometimes one day you're scuba diving, you

1073
00:52:21,559 --> 00:52:21,840
get a.

1074
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:25,079
Speaker 3: Call underwater, my boy wants to meet you.

1075
00:52:26,199 --> 00:52:28,039
Speaker 2: He's like, where do you want to meet He's like

1076
00:52:28,159 --> 00:52:30,400
at the reef with those jellyfish.

1077
00:52:30,559 --> 00:52:30,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1078
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 1: And one thing that I gotta tell you, my boy

1079
00:52:35,599 --> 00:52:38,800
he's a grizzly bear and he packs heats. I don't

1080
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,760
fuck around. He's like, no problem, and handle it, no problem.

1081
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:45,880
Then all of a sudden, fucking swipeing at you.

1082
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:49,599
Speaker 2: You imagine writing that obituary. Yeah, that's what they just say.

1083
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:53,920
Speaker 1: Died peacefully in their sleep exactly. So vegan and normal

1084
00:52:54,039 --> 00:52:57,119
potato mash is up first, and we get some snapper,

1085
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,960
we get some steak, we get some vegan salmon, which

1086
00:53:00,119 --> 00:53:01,199
sounds disgusting.

1087
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:02,440
Speaker 3: I agree with that.

1088
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 1: Things seem to be going well, except there's one person

1089
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:06,880
who is not happy.

1090
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:10,039
Speaker 2: All right, so six out of the seven charter gas

1091
00:53:10,079 --> 00:53:13,079
are pleased at this point. They feel catered to. There,

1092
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:16,320
you know, they're receiving what they had wonted.

1093
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 1: Yes, not for Carlos, No, not for Carlos.

1094
00:53:19,519 --> 00:53:21,639
Speaker 3: He says that there's too much starch.

1095
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:24,280
Speaker 2: And his, as you point out, his body isn't getting

1096
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,119
what it needs.

1097
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:29,679
Speaker 1: And he needs greens now, not salads. Salads are disgusting

1098
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:35,639
and appetizers. Only he wants greens. Wants some kind of kale,

1099
00:53:35,679 --> 00:53:37,760
some type of tusk and tusk and.

1100
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 3: Kale or some shit like that.

1101
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:43,679
Speaker 2: But yeah, also an ingredient in salad.

1102
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:47,519
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, dude, I'll fucking do as. Salad as one

1103
00:53:47,519 --> 00:53:50,440
of my favorite things. When you go to Musa's. Obviously

1104
00:53:50,519 --> 00:53:54,840
it's not a pork chop, right, but uh yeah, vegans

1105
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:56,599
have a tough I mean, if you go to Musa's,

1106
00:53:56,639 --> 00:54:00,679
you can't have cream spinach. That's done the steak, can

1107
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:07,519
of pork chop. Can't eat those can't have potato. Most

1108
00:54:07,519 --> 00:54:10,039
of the potatoes have like cheese and milk and them

1109
00:54:10,079 --> 00:54:10,760
and stuff like that.

1110
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:13,199
Speaker 2: What a restaurant should do that doesn't want to deal

1111
00:54:13,199 --> 00:54:15,760
with vegans is have a sign that says are you

1112
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,719
a vegan? And then an arrow that says point here,

1113
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:21,119
and then as you turn the corner, it's the exit.

1114
00:54:22,119 --> 00:54:23,480
That's what Carlos should have got.

1115
00:54:23,519 --> 00:54:25,079
Speaker 1: Get in the comments, let us know you thought about

1116
00:54:25,119 --> 00:54:27,559
the episode. We want you guys have a great week.

1117
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,639
We are celebrating buzzball Friday.

1118
00:54:29,679 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 3: Here.

1119
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 1: It is your Monday or Tuesday. So hey, kick ass

1120
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:34,320
this week.

1121
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:34,679
Speaker 3: Huh.

1122
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 2: Just go out kick some ass, fucking take the world,

1123
00:54:37,519 --> 00:54:39,679
grab it by the balls and make it your own.

1124
00:54:40,039 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 3: Yep, that's what I'm saying. We love you very much

1125
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:43,119
for supporting us.

1126
00:54:43,119 --> 00:54:44,800
Speaker 1: Go to a picture on our conversation of the podcast

1127
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:47,119
network for Real Housewolves of Salt Lake and is that

1128
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:48,320
trait does.

1129
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,559
Speaker 3: Wells EPs and BMC. We love you very much. I'm done.

1130
00:54:50,599 --> 00:55:11,960
Speaker 5: Say good bye, Pat, Say goodbye.

1131
00:55:01,679 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 2: Instinct intef at the distincts