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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. Would let your taco.

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<v Speaker 2>One on one one w jr R. But you're freaking idiots,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, I don't forget. We got thirteen more chances

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<v Speaker 2>for you today to rock the bank try to score

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<v Speaker 2>one thousand bucks, which would be nice going into the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. Hell yeah, Well j RR gets a lot of winners.

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<v Speaker 1>Add your name to the list that's already there. You

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<v Speaker 1>get a keyword right around nine oh five, We'll remind you,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you enter it at our website. That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I mentioned a.

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<v Speaker 3>Few minutes ago in a little tease for the segment

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<v Speaker 3>that you know, you say Memphis, Tennessee, and you get

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<v Speaker 3>things coming to mind like Elvis and Memphis barbecue and.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatnot, the song walking in Memphis, Memphis. Everything about it

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<v Speaker 1>seems kick back and cool. Yeah. Well, what's the tacos?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>They apparently have a taco truck whose food is to

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<v Speaker 3>die for?

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, what's it called? Uh? Here's the setup.

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<v Speaker 3>I want you to get the visual and if you

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<v Speaker 3>can't do it mentally, I have some visuals for you

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<v Speaker 3>on the jar Facebook page. We're uh taco trucks set

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<v Speaker 3>up at a gas station. Slash a little strip plaza

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<v Speaker 3>type deal. Okay, so kind of shady, little shady looking,

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<v Speaker 3>possibly shady.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, mayhem breaks out with a gunfight in the parking

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<v Speaker 3>lots between a couple of dudes. One dude shoots the

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<v Speaker 3>other guy dead. He flops down on the ground right

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<v Speaker 3>by the taco truck. What happens next? People just walk

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<v Speaker 3>right around him, get right around and over the uh,

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<v Speaker 3>lifeless body to pick up their taco orders.

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<v Speaker 1>It said taco truck. Okay, let's rewind when you said

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<v Speaker 1>strip mall right into a gas station and then I

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<v Speaker 1>jumped out with shady and you said pretty shady, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, very shady. I could picture this neighborhood. They're

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<v Speaker 1>walking over a dead crime scene to get their tacos.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh listen, let me let me just ask you your

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<v Speaker 3>You're on lunch break, taco. You've gone to the taco

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<v Speaker 3>truck that word of mouth has drawn you to about

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<v Speaker 3>how good their food is. Your you've placed your order.

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<v Speaker 3>You're patiently waiting for them to call your name or

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<v Speaker 3>number whatever their system is, and you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm swiping my card.

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<v Speaker 3>You have this happen in between, and then they call

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<v Speaker 3>your name. You're gonna you're gonna grab your food, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's Friday today, so I'm guessing this was on

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<v Speaker 1>a Taco Tuesday, which means no hold bar that day.

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<v Speaker 1>There might have been a Wednesday. If you're talking about today,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go with Tuesday. It makes the story better. God,

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<v Speaker 1>taco fans of the best Mexican truck ever, Mexican food

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<v Speaker 1>truck ever. Oh God, what if they're from Max and

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<v Speaker 1>to get deported and they have the best tacos and

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<v Speaker 1>they're gone. You think we could pardon them? No, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>get them out. Stop. So anyway, they shouldn't have let

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<v Speaker 1>the wick. I'm calling Tom Holman right now. Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>we got good stuff going on here. Hey, are you right?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it too early for a cheese round table? Never?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you familiar with the Tillamook Brandy Tillamook which it's

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<v Speaker 3>tell them a creamery out of Tillamook, Oregon. However you

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<v Speaker 3>say it, I'm kidding. However, I have had. They make

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<v Speaker 3>really good ice cream. By the way, their cheese is

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<v Speaker 3>pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>They're a good creamery in general, but the cheese is

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<v Speaker 1>what their ladies used to call me a creamery. Happy Valentines.

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<v Speaker 3>They're running a promotion right now where one person is

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<v Speaker 3>going to win a literal boatload of cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>They're gonna deliver a boat of cheese at your house.

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<v Speaker 3>Their definition of a boatload of cheese is nineteen hundred

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<v Speaker 3>and nine pounds of cheese, so just under a full ton.

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<v Speaker 3>They picked it because the creamery was founded in nineteen

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<v Speaker 3>oh nine, and they say it's about twenty two thousand

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<v Speaker 3>dollars worth of cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm opening up a cheese sale, am I drive away.

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<v Speaker 3>They're not gonna if you win this, They're not going

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<v Speaker 3>to deliver it all at once. Most of it will

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<v Speaker 3>come in the form of coupons. But you do get

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred pounds to get you started and hold you

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<v Speaker 3>over till you need to kick in with the coupons.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's gonna save you on your water belt because

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<v Speaker 1>you're never gonna poop again. Oh, you are gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>bound up beyond bound. Yeah, I'm honestly, I know that

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<v Speaker 1>cheese is not at the point where eggs are price wise,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm opening up a cheese sale on my front yard,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like garage sale. Thank garage sale if you

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<v Speaker 1>win the boatload of cheese. Yeah, you're driving down the

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<v Speaker 1>street and you see cheese sale, You're gonna get some

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<v Speaker 1>wine and cheese and arcuterie board enthusiasts pulling in. And

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<v Speaker 1>I've got Telemook Farms right over at Taco Farms. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to sell some of the taco truck with the

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<v Speaker 1>dead guy out front.

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<v Speaker 3>Why do I have this vision of you with like

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<v Speaker 3>a folding table out in your front.

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<v Speaker 1>Yard and your exact setup.

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<v Speaker 3>I have your Heinz fifty seven yard with your magic

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<v Speaker 3>sign that's been reintroduced into the yard.

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<v Speaker 1>When he says Heinz fifty seven yard, he means it

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<v Speaker 1>it's like brown here here, and then there it's green,

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<v Speaker 1>and there it's green. And it's also crab grass, Saint

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<v Speaker 1>Augustine grass. But hey, you name it. I got it.

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<v Speaker 3>A variety of things that come together to form just

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<v Speaker 3>a lush just like my cheese sale. A variety green carpets. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>I have it all so anyway, and then then a

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<v Speaker 3>handwritten sign that says big cheese sale. Mm hmm, that's

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<v Speaker 3>who I want to buy cheese from.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna be That would just be the thing to

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<v Speaker 1>sign out front, and then inside it'd coax him with

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<v Speaker 1>some you know, some water and then you know, because

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<v Speaker 1>me being the wine guy, now you don't remember, I

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<v Speaker 1>do remember.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean you're a wine guy? Now we

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<v Speaker 3>had this discussion. You've been sucked into some birthday party,

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<v Speaker 3>which slash no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>The birthday party I'm ready to go to because they're

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<v Speaker 1>great friends from childhood. It's the fact that it's a

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<v Speaker 1>wine tasting.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, are you going to cough up the

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<v Speaker 3>information you volunteered to me earlier before we went on

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<v Speaker 3>the air.

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<v Speaker 1>I found myself at Costco yesterday buying wine for the

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<v Speaker 1>wine tasting.

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<v Speaker 3>What they just give you the stuff to go. You

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<v Speaker 3>don't know a whole lot about wine.

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<v Speaker 1>I know nothing. I just walk it through the wine

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<v Speaker 1>section at Costco and I heard these you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, people are all whiny and they're oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think my favorite one was in Italy and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>and I swear to God, Pat and I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>to do that. I was this close saying, do you

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<v Speaker 1>guys know if where the MD twenty twenty is? I

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<v Speaker 1>was that closey just to get it, gigl No. I

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna stay with a total straight, straight pan face

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<v Speaker 1>like this, Pat, Like, excuse me, you guys talking about wine?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know where MD twenty twenty is? But no,

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<v Speaker 1>So I had to buy wine yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>You got them big jugs of Richard Wilde or Julio

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<v Speaker 3>and Glacias.

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<v Speaker 1>What Julio Gallo? Yeah, Julius Gallous. How about that box wine? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I heard that tip. Now, so look, I'm sending pictures.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm handing in my man card right now. I'm sending

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<v Speaker 1>pictures of wine see this, oh God, to my wife

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<v Speaker 1>of the price range and this and that because I

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<v Speaker 1>have Noah twenty four ninety nine. That's called a ordu, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, some chicks hang out in there though. That

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<v Speaker 1>was the only saving grace. But I'm just thinking, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think Costco is a wine steward. No, but they

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<v Speaker 1>had a guy you got to change your tires, Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>they do. You got food, poor lady in there that

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<v Speaker 1>she loves me and I love her pizza. No, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the chicks hanging around there, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>And finally, in the name of true public service, which

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<v Speaker 3>is what this show is all about, we want to

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<v Speaker 3>bring you this information. This is vital information. It has

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<v Speaker 3>to do with your safety. Over one million Igloo coolers

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<v Speaker 3>made here in the United States are being recalled due

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<v Speaker 3>to potential hazards of fingertip, amputation or crushing.

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<v Speaker 1>God don't say crushing. After yesterday's idiotol.

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<v Speaker 3>Igloo does have a message for those of you who

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<v Speaker 3>may be in possession of one of these ninety quart coolers.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, those of us at Igloo are very sorry that

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<v Speaker 4>a million of our coolers had to be recalled due

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<v Speaker 4>to pinching, crushing, or amputating fingertips. If this has happened

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<v Speaker 4>to you, simply place severed fingertip in a zip block bag.

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<v Speaker 4>Zip the bag, place the bag on ice inside you

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<v Speaker 4>glue cooler, carefully, close the lid, and take it to

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<v Speaker 4>a hospital near you.

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<v Speaker 1>Do not use the handles.

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<v Speaker 4>After your finger is reattached, return your cooler to place

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<v Speaker 4>a purchase for full refund.

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