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Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. Would let your taco.
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Speaker 1: So I mentioned a.
Speaker 3: Few minutes ago in a little tease for the segment
Speaker 3: that you know, you say Memphis, Tennessee, and you get
Speaker 3: things coming to mind like Elvis and Memphis barbecue and.
Speaker 1: Whatnot, the song walking in Memphis, Memphis. Everything about it
Speaker 1: seems kick back and cool. Yeah. Well, what's the tacos?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: They apparently have a taco truck whose food is to
Speaker 3: die for?
Speaker 1: Literally, what's it called? Uh? Here's the setup.
Speaker 3: I want you to get the visual and if you
Speaker 3: can't do it mentally, I have some visuals for you
Speaker 3: on the jar Facebook page. We're uh taco trucks set
Speaker 3: up at a gas station. Slash a little strip plaza
Speaker 3: type deal. Okay, so kind of shady, little shady looking,
Speaker 3: possibly shady.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh, mayhem breaks out with a gunfight in the parking
Speaker 3: lots between a couple of dudes. One dude shoots the
Speaker 3: other guy dead. He flops down on the ground right
Speaker 3: by the taco truck. What happens next? People just walk
Speaker 3: right around him, get right around and over the uh,
Speaker 3: lifeless body to pick up their taco orders.
Speaker 1: It said taco truck. Okay, let's rewind when you said
Speaker 1: strip mall right into a gas station and then I
Speaker 1: jumped out with shady and you said pretty shady, you know,
Speaker 1: but yeah, very shady. I could picture this neighborhood. They're
Speaker 1: walking over a dead crime scene to get their tacos.
Speaker 3: Oh listen, let me let me just ask you your
Speaker 3: You're on lunch break, taco. You've gone to the taco
Speaker 3: truck that word of mouth has drawn you to about
Speaker 3: how good their food is. Your you've placed your order.
Speaker 3: You're patiently waiting for them to call your name or
Speaker 3: number whatever their system is, and you know.
Speaker 1: I'm swiping my card.
Speaker 3: You have this happen in between, and then they call
Speaker 3: your name. You're gonna you're gonna grab your food, right.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's Friday today, so I'm guessing this was on
Speaker 1: a Taco Tuesday, which means no hold bar that day.
Speaker 1: There might have been a Wednesday. If you're talking about today,
Speaker 1: let's go with Tuesday. It makes the story better. God,
Speaker 1: taco fans of the best Mexican truck ever, Mexican food
Speaker 1: truck ever. Oh God, what if they're from Max and
Speaker 1: to get deported and they have the best tacos and
Speaker 1: they're gone. You think we could pardon them? No, okay,
Speaker 1: get them out. Stop. So anyway, they shouldn't have let
Speaker 1: the wick. I'm calling Tom Holman right now. Oh man,
Speaker 1: we got good stuff going on here. Hey, are you right?
Speaker 1: Is it too early for a cheese round table? Never?
Speaker 3: Are you familiar with the Tillamook Brandy Tillamook which it's
Speaker 3: tell them a creamery out of Tillamook, Oregon. However you
Speaker 3: say it, I'm kidding. However, I have had. They make
Speaker 3: really good ice cream. By the way, their cheese is
Speaker 3: pretty good.
Speaker 1: They're a good creamery in general, but the cheese is
Speaker 1: what their ladies used to call me a creamery. Happy Valentines.
Speaker 3: They're running a promotion right now where one person is
Speaker 3: going to win a literal boatload of cheese.
Speaker 1: They're gonna deliver a boat of cheese at your house.
Speaker 3: Their definition of a boatload of cheese is nineteen hundred
Speaker 3: and nine pounds of cheese, so just under a full ton.
Speaker 3: They picked it because the creamery was founded in nineteen
Speaker 3: oh nine, and they say it's about twenty two thousand
Speaker 3: dollars worth of cheese.
Speaker 1: I'm opening up a cheese sale, am I drive away.
Speaker 3: They're not gonna if you win this, They're not going
Speaker 3: to deliver it all at once. Most of it will
Speaker 3: come in the form of coupons. But you do get
Speaker 3: one hundred pounds to get you started and hold you
Speaker 3: over till you need to kick in with the coupons.
Speaker 1: Well, it's gonna save you on your water belt because
Speaker 1: you're never gonna poop again. Oh, you are gonna be
Speaker 1: bound up beyond bound. Yeah, I'm honestly, I know that
Speaker 1: cheese is not at the point where eggs are price wise,
Speaker 1: but I'm opening up a cheese sale on my front yard,
Speaker 1: you know, like garage sale. Thank garage sale if you
Speaker 1: win the boatload of cheese. Yeah, you're driving down the
Speaker 1: street and you see cheese sale, You're gonna get some
Speaker 1: wine and cheese and arcuterie board enthusiasts pulling in. And
Speaker 1: I've got Telemook Farms right over at Taco Farms. I'm
Speaker 1: going to sell some of the taco truck with the
Speaker 1: dead guy out front.
Speaker 3: Why do I have this vision of you with like
Speaker 3: a folding table out in your front.
Speaker 1: Yard and your exact setup.
Speaker 3: I have your Heinz fifty seven yard with your magic
Speaker 3: sign that's been reintroduced into the yard.
Speaker 1: When he says Heinz fifty seven yard, he means it
Speaker 1: it's like brown here here, and then there it's green,
Speaker 1: and there it's green. And it's also crab grass, Saint
Speaker 1: Augustine grass. But hey, you name it. I got it.
Speaker 3: A variety of things that come together to form just
Speaker 3: a lush just like my cheese sale. A variety green carpets. Yes,
Speaker 3: I have it all so anyway, and then then a
Speaker 3: handwritten sign that says big cheese sale. Mm hmm, that's
Speaker 3: who I want to buy cheese from.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be That would just be the thing to
Speaker 1: sign out front, and then inside it'd coax him with
Speaker 1: some you know, some water and then you know, because
Speaker 1: me being the wine guy, now you don't remember, I
Speaker 1: do remember.
Speaker 3: What do you mean you're a wine guy? Now we
Speaker 3: had this discussion. You've been sucked into some birthday party,
Speaker 3: which slash no, no, no.
Speaker 1: The birthday party I'm ready to go to because they're
Speaker 1: great friends from childhood. It's the fact that it's a
Speaker 1: wine tasting.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, are you going to cough up the
Speaker 3: information you volunteered to me earlier before we went on
Speaker 3: the air.
Speaker 1: I found myself at Costco yesterday buying wine for the
Speaker 1: wine tasting.
Speaker 3: What they just give you the stuff to go. You
Speaker 3: don't know a whole lot about wine.
Speaker 1: I know nothing. I just walk it through the wine
Speaker 1: section at Costco and I heard these you know, like
Speaker 1: you know, people are all whiny and they're oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I think my favorite one was in Italy and I'm like,
Speaker 1: and I swear to God, Pat and I don't like
Speaker 1: to do that. I was this close saying, do you
Speaker 1: guys know if where the MD twenty twenty is? I
Speaker 1: was that closey just to get it, gigl No. I
Speaker 1: was gonna stay with a total straight, straight pan face
Speaker 1: like this, Pat, Like, excuse me, you guys talking about wine?
Speaker 1: Do you know where MD twenty twenty is? But no,
Speaker 1: So I had to buy wine yesterday.
Speaker 3: You got them big jugs of Richard Wilde or Julio
Speaker 3: and Glacias.
Speaker 1: What Julio Gallo? Yeah, Julius Gallous. How about that box wine? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I heard that tip. Now, so look, I'm sending pictures.
Speaker 1: I'm handing in my man card right now. I'm sending
Speaker 1: pictures of wine see this, oh God, to my wife
Speaker 1: of the price range and this and that because I
Speaker 1: have Noah twenty four ninety nine. That's called a ordu, Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, some chicks hang out in there though. That
Speaker 1: was the only saving grace. But I'm just thinking, I
Speaker 1: don't think Costco is a wine steward. No, but they
Speaker 1: had a guy you got to change your tires, Yeah
Speaker 1: they do. You got food, poor lady in there that
Speaker 1: she loves me and I love her pizza. No, but yeah,
Speaker 1: the chicks hanging around there, all right.
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