WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.680 --> 00:00:02.040 The Baby Snug Shawl. 2 00:00:06.160 --> 00:00:09.519 Starring Fanny Bryce as Baby Snugs, with Hanley Stafford as 3 00:00:09.599 --> 00:00:23.679 Daddy and brought to you by Toms Martha. Well, hello everyone, 4 00:00:23.719 --> 00:00:27.000 this is Don Wilson. How fast do you drink your 5 00:00:27.079 --> 00:00:28.120 morning coffee? 6 00:00:28.160 --> 00:00:32.600 Ten seconds? Fifteen? You don't know, ah, but your stomach does. 7 00:00:33.119 --> 00:00:36.000 Because those hasty swallows of coffee and orange juice you 8 00:00:36.119 --> 00:00:39.079 gulped down on the run often bring on acid. 9 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:40.039 Indigestion and heartburn. 10 00:00:40.520 --> 00:00:43.240 So right after breakfast, try taking a couple of tombs. 11 00:00:43.679 --> 00:00:47.320 See how fast toms soothe and comfort acid upset stomach. 12 00:00:47.799 --> 00:00:50.000 See how much better you feel? All morning long? 13 00:00:50.520 --> 00:00:53.479 Get tombs tonight? Still only ten cents a roll, three 14 00:00:53.600 --> 00:01:02.479 roll package a quarter everywhere tums Toms for the tummy. 15 00:01:05.640 --> 00:01:09.200 And now the Sycamore Terrace and the Higgins family. Well, 16 00:01:09.280 --> 00:01:12.000 Easter is almost here, and with it the new outfits 17 00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:15.519 for that stroll down the avenue on Easter Sunday. Ah, 18 00:01:15.560 --> 00:01:18.359 but Easter finery costs money, and money is what poor 19 00:01:18.439 --> 00:01:20.840 Daddy Higgins is always without. 20 00:01:21.400 --> 00:01:23.239 Having been victorious. 21 00:01:22.599 --> 00:01:25.040 In the battle with Mummy who wanted the new Easter outfit, 22 00:01:25.120 --> 00:01:27.079 He's just started the second one with Snugs. 23 00:01:27.560 --> 00:01:30.319 Why can't I haven't lost out seek. 24 00:01:30.920 --> 00:01:34.560 Oh first, mummy, now you well, if you must know, 25 00:01:34.640 --> 00:01:37.640 I don't have the money. My job doesn't offer that 26 00:01:37.719 --> 00:01:38.760 kind of remuneration. 27 00:01:39.319 --> 00:01:41.519 What what you said. 28 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:46.480 Remuneration? Look, it's time you learn a new would tell 29 00:01:46.480 --> 00:01:48.519 me what do I carry home every Saturday night? 30 00:01:48.680 --> 00:01:48.799 Hm? 31 00:01:48.879 --> 00:01:57.680 Hmally, I mean my paycheck? It's all spent. 32 00:01:58.439 --> 00:02:02.239 Well, Pamela richag is getting a new Easter outfit from 33 00:02:02.280 --> 00:02:03.319 my one one two? 34 00:02:04.200 --> 00:02:07.480 Oh, so that's it. Well, Pamela's father happens to be 35 00:02:07.480 --> 00:02:10.199 a banker. I don't have his kind of money. 36 00:02:10.719 --> 00:02:11.759 What kind do you have? 37 00:02:13.439 --> 00:02:15.639 I don't mean it that way. We have to say money, 38 00:02:15.680 --> 00:02:17.479 But he has a whole lot more. 39 00:02:18.240 --> 00:02:20.439 Min An't you smart enough to be a banker? 40 00:02:21.280 --> 00:02:25.039 I am smart enough. I'm just not lucky. I never 41 00:02:25.080 --> 00:02:26.400 got the opportunity. 42 00:02:26.759 --> 00:02:29.479 Well, mommy says, since you and she got married, you 43 00:02:29.599 --> 00:02:32.840 passed up every opportunity. 44 00:02:33.639 --> 00:02:39.000 I wish i'd passed up that one too. Forget Pamela 45 00:02:39.080 --> 00:02:40.400 and new Easter clothes. 46 00:02:41.319 --> 00:02:44.199 Well, if you was a banker, would you have likes 47 00:02:44.240 --> 00:02:44.919 of money too? 48 00:02:45.120 --> 00:02:45.719 Of course? 49 00:02:46.360 --> 00:02:48.879 Well why do you get to him? I need to 50 00:02:48.919 --> 00:02:52.879 be a banker. Why didn't you get to be. 51 00:02:52.800 --> 00:02:56.039 A banker by lending other people money? 52 00:02:56.520 --> 00:02:58.080 Is that how you become a banker? 53 00:02:58.199 --> 00:02:58.800 Yes, it is. 54 00:03:00.120 --> 00:03:04.080 Then you're worried, or rover, I can fix it for you. 55 00:03:04.199 --> 00:03:05.080 How to be a banker? 56 00:03:05.560 --> 00:03:11.520 Oh? How lend me thirty dollars? A banker lends out 57 00:03:11.639 --> 00:03:12.680 thousands of dollars? 58 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:14.919 All right, I'll lend me thousands. 59 00:03:15.599 --> 00:03:17.159 Will you please stop bothering me? 60 00:03:17.680 --> 00:03:19.840 Well? I want to look as nice as Tama, honey 61 00:03:20.000 --> 00:03:20.599 this Sunday. 62 00:03:20.919 --> 00:03:24.400 Look, honey, I just can't afford it. What if Pamela 63 00:03:24.479 --> 00:03:27.680 does have nicer clothes? Does that make her happier than you? 64 00:03:28.240 --> 00:03:29.840 Ma sure that it does not? 65 00:03:30.319 --> 00:03:32.319 Well, how do you know how happy I am? 66 00:03:33.080 --> 00:03:36.199 Snooks? You mean you aren't happy? 67 00:03:36.879 --> 00:03:39.159 I cried might sleep all last night. 68 00:03:40.039 --> 00:03:41.080 Oh you didn't. 69 00:03:42.360 --> 00:03:44.439 I thought my low heart would break? 70 00:03:45.719 --> 00:03:50.360 Why, snooks, honey, I didn't know, honest, I didn't. What 71 00:03:50.560 --> 00:03:53.080 made my baby cry in her little bed? 72 00:03:53.919 --> 00:03:55.919 There's a spring busted in my mouth? 73 00:04:00.000 --> 00:04:03.960 I was talking about happiness. Look, run along and forget clothes. 74 00:04:04.000 --> 00:04:05.360 I'm broke, all right. 75 00:04:06.199 --> 00:04:09.879 I guess Pamuel will ride about us being poor white ash. 76 00:04:10.280 --> 00:04:14.560 Hey wait a minute, Pamela said that, yeah, and she. 77 00:04:14.639 --> 00:04:17.560 Laughed and said, you're too poor to buy me new clothes. 78 00:04:17.920 --> 00:04:23.079 Oh she did, well, we'll just show her. All right, 79 00:04:23.160 --> 00:04:25.759 We're all going to have new exter outfits. I'm going 80 00:04:25.839 --> 00:04:27.199 to do something I've never done before. 81 00:04:27.600 --> 00:04:27.920 What's that? 82 00:04:28.199 --> 00:04:30.360 You and I are going right down to mister Richardson's 83 00:04:30.399 --> 00:04:32.720 bank and try to get a personal loan of three 84 00:04:32.759 --> 00:04:47.160 hundred dollars. Come on, well, mister Richardson, we'll see me 85 00:04:47.199 --> 00:04:49.639 in a few minutes about my loan. Snookes, So stay 86 00:04:49.720 --> 00:04:50.360 right here. 87 00:04:50.519 --> 00:04:53.959 See daddy, look at that man over there behind the boys? 88 00:04:54.959 --> 00:04:55.439 What about it? 89 00:04:56.079 --> 00:04:57.000 What's she in for? 90 00:04:58.639 --> 00:05:01.680 He's not in for anything. He's a teller. 91 00:05:02.720 --> 00:05:03.439 He's a tower. 92 00:05:03.639 --> 00:05:08.240 Yes, can I go over in a lesson? A teller 93 00:05:08.319 --> 00:05:10.360 is a person in a bank who takes in and 94 00:05:10.480 --> 00:05:13.560 pays out money. He doesn't tell things now, and I'll 95 00:05:13.560 --> 00:05:14.079 be quiet. 96 00:05:15.000 --> 00:05:18.720 What's all those windows, Daddy? There's so many young them? 97 00:05:19.360 --> 00:05:22.360 I know we'll all banks have them. There's a paying window, 98 00:05:22.439 --> 00:05:26.319 or receiving window, loan an interest window, Christmas fund window. 99 00:05:27.319 --> 00:05:28.079 Well, where's the one? 100 00:05:28.240 --> 00:05:32.879 Uncle Lowie always goes to Uncle Louis, which one is that? 101 00:05:33.639 --> 00:05:41.800 The two window? Look? You don't find two dollar windows 102 00:05:41.839 --> 00:05:45.920 in banks. You only find them at racetracks. Why because 103 00:05:45.920 --> 00:05:47.399 a bank isn't like a racetrack. 104 00:05:47.680 --> 00:05:48.680 Well, what's the difference. 105 00:05:48.759 --> 00:05:51.160 There's a big difference. The money a man puts in 106 00:05:51.160 --> 00:05:53.879 a bank his wife spends at least at the racetrack 107 00:05:53.879 --> 00:05:58.439 he gets to watch the horses. Will you please, mister Richison, 108 00:05:58.439 --> 00:06:00.800 will see you now? Oh, come on the gad door 109 00:06:00.879 --> 00:06:07.279 right over there, Thank you, I mean, oh, hello, mister Richardson. 110 00:06:07.480 --> 00:06:08.920 How do you do? Mister Higgins. 111 00:06:09.360 --> 00:06:12.240 This is my little daughter, Snookes. She and your daughter 112 00:06:12.319 --> 00:06:13.560 are great little pearls. 113 00:06:13.600 --> 00:06:16.879 You know that's right. I love Pamela. 114 00:06:17.319 --> 00:06:20.079 Well, I'm certainly glad to hear that I was afraid 115 00:06:20.079 --> 00:06:23.279 that Pamela because spoiled and conceded that nobody could like her. 116 00:06:23.759 --> 00:06:25.120 Yeah, you can say that again. 117 00:06:27.480 --> 00:06:28.959 I agree with it. 118 00:06:30.120 --> 00:06:33.319 No apologies necessary, mister Higgins. I realize that I have 119 00:06:33.399 --> 00:06:36.199 pampered Pamela too much for her own good. She's inclined 120 00:06:36.240 --> 00:06:37.639 to act superior to people. 121 00:06:38.439 --> 00:06:40.920 But I guess I just love her too much. 122 00:06:41.879 --> 00:06:45.000 I love it too. I'm just mad about it. 123 00:06:45.319 --> 00:06:46.480 But I suppose I shouldn't. 124 00:06:47.959 --> 00:06:50.560 You shouldn't know, all right, And let's hate. 125 00:06:50.399 --> 00:06:57.319 It anyway, mister Richardson, in view of our daughter's mutual friendship. 126 00:06:57.600 --> 00:06:59.879 I felt you might think me coly business like if 127 00:06:59.879 --> 00:07:04.519 I didn't come to you personally for what I need. 128 00:07:05.040 --> 00:07:09.279 Just what do you need, mister Higgins Alone? 129 00:07:08.759 --> 00:07:09.959 A small loan? 130 00:07:10.120 --> 00:07:12.240 Yeah, just a teeny weenie loo alone. 131 00:07:12.639 --> 00:07:16.120 Oh I see, well, mister Higgins, in spite of our 132 00:07:16.240 --> 00:07:19.879 mutual friendship, I still must adhere to banking policy, which, 133 00:07:19.920 --> 00:07:22.360 as I'm sure you know, makes it necessary to check 134 00:07:22.399 --> 00:07:24.560 with the condition of all people who borrow money. 135 00:07:24.920 --> 00:07:26.600 You gotta check Downy's condition. 136 00:07:26.920 --> 00:07:29.519 Yes, tell me, mister Higgins, do you have collateral? 137 00:07:29.879 --> 00:07:34.959 Oh? No, all he has a little signage club snoops. 138 00:07:35.040 --> 00:07:39.439 Please, your help isn't helping me at all. Look, mister Richardson, 139 00:07:39.519 --> 00:07:42.160 the reason I need money is because I don't have collateral. 140 00:07:42.600 --> 00:07:45.560 I'm just plain broke, and I need three hundred dollars 141 00:07:45.639 --> 00:07:48.279 for easter outfits for the family. But I've got a 142 00:07:48.319 --> 00:07:50.360 steady job easter outfits. 143 00:07:51.160 --> 00:07:53.839 I hardly consider that a worthy reason for my risking 144 00:07:53.839 --> 00:07:54.879 an unsecured loan. 145 00:07:55.199 --> 00:07:56.360 But mister Richardson, I'm. 146 00:07:56.199 --> 00:07:57.240 Sorry, mister Higgins. 147 00:07:57.240 --> 00:08:02.000 Policy is policy. Well, they're goal our easter outfits. 148 00:08:02.319 --> 00:08:05.480 Gee, I guess we're going to be poor, just poor 149 00:08:05.519 --> 00:08:09.120 white trash like Paula said. 150 00:08:08.720 --> 00:08:10.160 Just a minute, my daughter said that. 151 00:08:11.199 --> 00:08:12.120 Famela said that. 152 00:08:12.160 --> 00:08:16.279 Family said Dad, She said, my daddy couldn't buy me 153 00:08:16.319 --> 00:08:19.279 a new East outfit like like she's getting. 154 00:08:19.519 --> 00:08:24.800 Mmm, mister Higgins, I have I have reconsidered for reasons of 155 00:08:24.839 --> 00:08:25.199 my own. 156 00:08:25.240 --> 00:08:27.959 I'll lend you the money. Come in first thing tomorrow morning. 157 00:08:28.000 --> 00:08:31.480 We'll arrange the loan. Why why thank you mister Chison. 158 00:08:31.759 --> 00:08:35.120 Gee daddy, Now we can all get new East outfits 159 00:08:35.240 --> 00:08:51.879 all until blame daddy. How come we're going to shop 160 00:08:51.960 --> 00:08:54.879 right now at the department store. You ain't getting the 161 00:08:54.919 --> 00:08:56.080 money till tomorrow. 162 00:08:56.320 --> 00:08:58.080 Because now that I know I'm getting it, I can 163 00:08:58.120 --> 00:09:00.799 go ahead and charge everything. First, we'll buy you an 164 00:09:00.840 --> 00:09:03.679 easter bonnet right over there. Come on, Oh, how do 165 00:09:03.720 --> 00:09:04.279 you do, sir? 166 00:09:05.039 --> 00:09:06.039 Something for the little man? 167 00:09:06.320 --> 00:09:08.720 Yes, we'd like to see some of your easter bonnets. 168 00:09:08.759 --> 00:09:11.960 Oh well, here's a charming little bonnet. 169 00:09:12.600 --> 00:09:13.159 Do you like it? 170 00:09:13.240 --> 00:09:17.840 Little girl? M m, it's still playing? Could you put 171 00:09:17.919 --> 00:09:19.320 on that pretty people? 172 00:09:20.600 --> 00:09:21.360 Why sure? 173 00:09:22.120 --> 00:09:25.840 And that sweet all bunch of daisies all right? And 174 00:09:25.919 --> 00:09:30.320 that beautiful little red rose is fine? There we are. 175 00:09:31.240 --> 00:09:34.440 Oh that's just a pretty. 176 00:09:33.799 --> 00:09:36.120 Good Shall I wrap it up? 177 00:09:37.480 --> 00:09:38.519 No? I hate it. 178 00:09:43.799 --> 00:09:45.240 Don't start getting difficult. 179 00:09:45.840 --> 00:09:46.799 But I don't like it. 180 00:09:46.960 --> 00:09:50.080 Don't worry, sir, I have loads. 181 00:09:49.600 --> 00:09:51.279 Of patients, just loads. 182 00:09:52.759 --> 00:09:55.159 Oh I know. How about this little green bonnet? 183 00:09:55.480 --> 00:09:59.759 You know, green like spring and nature things, budding birds 184 00:09:59.759 --> 00:10:00.320 on the wing. 185 00:10:01.120 --> 00:10:04.639 And it's such a pretty shaded green, Yes, isn't it. 186 00:10:05.039 --> 00:10:09.000 I never thought such a pretty shaded green, neither of us. 187 00:10:09.440 --> 00:10:13.159 There's only one thing I wish. What's that? I wish 188 00:10:13.200 --> 00:10:13.879 it was red. 189 00:10:17.720 --> 00:10:20.399 I'm afraid she is a bit difficult. 190 00:10:20.639 --> 00:10:22.480 Yes, I'm beginning to think it isn't going to be 191 00:10:22.519 --> 00:10:24.159 so easy to please. 192 00:10:23.879 --> 00:10:28.200 This little miss. Little miss as far as my wife 193 00:10:28.200 --> 00:10:34.519 and I am concerned, this is a big miss. Oh, nothing, nothing, 194 00:10:34.559 --> 00:10:37.320 I guess you'd better show her something else. 195 00:10:37.600 --> 00:10:41.279 Well, Unfortunately, as I said before, I do have loads 196 00:10:41.279 --> 00:10:41.919 of patients. 197 00:10:42.320 --> 00:10:45.600 Now, how about this flat. 198 00:10:45.279 --> 00:10:48.960 Straw with a big old fashioned black velvet bowl. 199 00:10:49.559 --> 00:10:53.720 I don't like it. It looks like a flying sort. 200 00:10:55.399 --> 00:10:58.440 Well, you look strange enough to be coming out of one. 201 00:11:00.919 --> 00:11:02.360 It's really very pretty. 202 00:11:02.840 --> 00:11:05.240 Well, I don't care. I don't like it. 203 00:11:06.120 --> 00:11:10.480 Look, will you please make up your mind? Gee? 204 00:11:10.919 --> 00:11:13.639 Why are you getting mad? I thought you said you 205 00:11:13.759 --> 00:11:15.360 had load your patience. 206 00:11:16.039 --> 00:11:20.799 I do, but you're making me dump my whole load. 207 00:11:21.080 --> 00:11:27.320 No, well we'll try again, shall we say? How about 208 00:11:27.360 --> 00:11:28.559 this bonnet here? 209 00:11:29.120 --> 00:11:29.799 Oh? 210 00:11:29.960 --> 00:11:33.240 That is now at last, But I want. 211 00:11:33.120 --> 00:11:35.399 A lot of more stuff on it. I want a 212 00:11:35.440 --> 00:11:37.039 real Easter bonnet. 213 00:11:37.639 --> 00:11:42.200 Well I mean, well, what sort of the what sort 214 00:11:42.240 --> 00:11:43.200 of stuff. 215 00:11:42.879 --> 00:11:43.440 Do you mean? 216 00:11:44.679 --> 00:11:44.960 Well? 217 00:11:45.240 --> 00:11:47.559 Put on that chocolate Easter bunny. 218 00:11:47.279 --> 00:11:55.399 There, chocolate on a hurt, yeah, yeah, oh, put it 219 00:11:55.480 --> 00:11:56.799 on anything to please her? 220 00:11:56.919 --> 00:12:01.879 Well, all right, and put on someone the marshmallow eggs. 221 00:12:03.240 --> 00:12:03.879 On a head. 222 00:12:04.879 --> 00:12:13.960 Yeah, and some of them little candy chickens on a hat. 223 00:12:15.000 --> 00:12:15.240 Yeah. 224 00:12:18.080 --> 00:12:21.240 Well, frankly, I think it's getting a little loaded, and 225 00:12:21.320 --> 00:12:22.320 I wish I were too. 226 00:12:24.559 --> 00:12:27.879 Is there anything else you want on it? Yeah? Springing 227 00:12:28.000 --> 00:12:29.120 some of the jump. 228 00:12:34.519 --> 00:12:37.120 Well, there you are on your head. 229 00:12:37.200 --> 00:12:41.679 You now have a chocolate Easter bunny, two marshmallow eggs, yeah, 230 00:12:42.159 --> 00:12:45.080 three kay chicks, a handful of jelly beans. 231 00:12:45.360 --> 00:12:45.600 Yeah? 232 00:12:45.720 --> 00:12:47.519 That will that be it? 233 00:12:48.399 --> 00:12:51.720 Fine? Shall I wrap it up now? 234 00:12:52.519 --> 00:12:53.399 I'll eat it here. 235 00:13:01.600 --> 00:13:03.720 Well, here is between you and me. We put in 236 00:13:03.919 --> 00:13:05.360 quite an afternoon of shopping. 237 00:13:05.639 --> 00:13:07.759 Well, you know me, since I got your call to 238 00:13:07.759 --> 00:13:09.320 go ahead and charge a new East Drop that I. 239 00:13:09.440 --> 00:13:12.279 Was off like a flash. I'm sure glad Richardson. Okayed 240 00:13:12.279 --> 00:13:15.399 that loan for me tomorrow morning. By the way, where's Snooks? Oh? 241 00:13:15.519 --> 00:13:17.559 She couldn't wait to show it off to Pamela Richardson. 242 00:13:17.799 --> 00:13:20.200 The way Pamela's been picking on her. She couldn't resist attempting. 243 00:13:20.519 --> 00:13:26.600 Oh here she is now? Mmm, why Snook's honey? What's wrong? 244 00:13:27.799 --> 00:13:27.960 Yes? 245 00:13:28.080 --> 00:13:28.480 What is it? 246 00:13:28.600 --> 00:13:33.600 Dear Tamler said? I still look like white crash? 247 00:13:33.960 --> 00:13:36.799 Oh she did, did she? She shouldn't get away with 248 00:13:36.840 --> 00:13:37.480 a thing like that. 249 00:13:37.960 --> 00:13:40.720 She didn't. I punched right in the nose. 250 00:13:41.799 --> 00:13:42.360 That's pot. 251 00:13:42.759 --> 00:13:45.399 Oh, No, my loan, my poor loan. 252 00:13:46.159 --> 00:13:51.159 There it is. That has to be Richson. Hello, mister Richardson. 253 00:13:51.440 --> 00:13:52.759 Oh so you know who it is? 254 00:13:52.840 --> 00:13:53.240 Higgins. 255 00:13:53.720 --> 00:13:57.080 Mister Richardson, are you mad at me? The whole three hundred? 256 00:13:57.279 --> 00:14:00.000 What couldn't she just be mad at me? A hundred 257 00:14:00.279 --> 00:14:01.159 fifty dollars worth? 258 00:14:01.440 --> 00:14:01.799 Higgins? 259 00:14:01.840 --> 00:14:03.519 Since you seem to know the reason for my call, 260 00:14:03.720 --> 00:14:06.799 any further conversation is unnecessary, And don't show up. 261 00:14:06.720 --> 00:14:10.159 Tomorrow morning thinking I'll change my mind because I won't. Goodbye, 262 00:14:10.240 --> 00:14:14.039 miss Higgins. It's not tied whip you right now except 263 00:14:14.039 --> 00:14:14.600 for one thing. 264 00:14:15.679 --> 00:14:16.960 Hm, you love me? 265 00:14:17.519 --> 00:14:19.960 No, I don't want to rump at your new dress. 266 00:14:20.240 --> 00:14:21.039 It's going back. 267 00:14:33.879 --> 00:14:36.080 Say, don mind if I park here for a while. 268 00:14:37.039 --> 00:14:38.159 Why who you're hiding from? 269 00:14:38.240 --> 00:14:39.000 Well, I'm not hiding. 270 00:14:39.120 --> 00:14:41.080 It's my birthday and I can't bear to look at 271 00:14:41.080 --> 00:14:42.639 the fancy food my wife is fixing. 272 00:14:42.840 --> 00:14:44.039 It gives me acid indigestion. 273 00:14:44.360 --> 00:14:46.919 I've got the wrong idea, my friend. Go home and 274 00:14:47.080 --> 00:14:50.360 enjoy yourself. I mean, tuck into the banquet and enjoy 275 00:14:50.519 --> 00:14:54.039 your food. Put my acid indigestion, take thumbs and forget it. 276 00:14:54.519 --> 00:14:57.240 Tombs instantly start to settle and soothe the way the 277 00:14:57.360 --> 00:14:59.279 nagging distress of over acid stomach. 278 00:14:59.360 --> 00:15:01.720 We leave a heart burn, and you're feeling fine again 279 00:15:01.799 --> 00:15:02.320 in no time. 280 00:15:02.559 --> 00:15:06.200 Hey, Don Wilson, that's for me, you bet. Toms are 281 00:15:06.279 --> 00:15:08.120 for all of you good people who want to eat 282 00:15:08.159 --> 00:15:10.919 what you like without a moment's fear of acid indigestion. 283 00:15:11.080 --> 00:15:13.919 But wait a minute, how much do Tom's cost. I'm 284 00:15:13.919 --> 00:15:14.879 not a millionaire, you know. 285 00:15:15.159 --> 00:15:17.840 Toms are still only ten cents a roll, and a 286 00:15:18.000 --> 00:15:21.039 million dollars couldn't buy you more glorious relief from acid 287 00:15:21.080 --> 00:15:24.000 indigestion than Tom's give you for a dime. What's more, 288 00:15:24.080 --> 00:15:26.679 when you buy the big economy box. You get twelve 289 00:15:26.799 --> 00:15:30.080 ten cent rolls of Tom's for only one dollar. Get 290 00:15:30.200 --> 00:15:41.159 Tums tombs for the tummy tonight. Well, it looks like 291 00:15:41.200 --> 00:15:43.200 the Higgins family is not going to have a happy 292 00:15:43.279 --> 00:15:47.039 Easter thanks to Snooks. When she punched Pamela in the nose, 293 00:15:47.120 --> 00:15:49.240 she punched Daddy right off of three hundred. 294 00:15:49.000 --> 00:15:50.440 Dollars loan for easter clothes. 295 00:15:50.960 --> 00:15:52.919 At the moment, he's telling his woes to his next 296 00:15:52.960 --> 00:15:54.320 door neighbor, Randolph Conquer. 297 00:15:54.559 --> 00:15:56.840 Yeah, come call the clothes we charge. You'll have to 298 00:15:56.919 --> 00:16:00.279 go back. Say that is tough unless I can range 299 00:16:00.279 --> 00:16:03.320 alone somewhere else. Oh, you're going to try to get 300 00:16:03.320 --> 00:16:07.000 another loan? Huh? Look, higgy, we've been friends for a 301 00:16:07.120 --> 00:16:10.360 long time. Yes, uncle, Yes, And whenever we're. 302 00:16:10.240 --> 00:16:12.279 In trouble, we always come to each other, don't we. 303 00:16:12.519 --> 00:16:16.320 Right, And now there's a cash problem. Yeah, come on, uncle, 304 00:16:16.720 --> 00:16:19.519 say what you're going to say? All right, if you 305 00:16:19.639 --> 00:16:24.440 get the loan, would you split it with me? I 306 00:16:24.519 --> 00:16:26.080 thought you were going to lend me the money. 307 00:16:26.399 --> 00:16:28.519 I would, but I'm too broke from buying easter up 308 00:16:28.519 --> 00:16:31.240 fits myself. And on top of that, Martha just clipped 309 00:16:31.279 --> 00:16:32.360 me for my last twenty to. 310 00:16:32.399 --> 00:16:35.440 Pay a beauty parlor bill. I know what you mean. 311 00:16:36.240 --> 00:16:38.399 I just wish I had the fortune vera spends on 312 00:16:38.600 --> 00:16:39.840 face creams alone. 313 00:16:40.399 --> 00:16:44.000 Well, it's actually a necessary expense, higge as I see 314 00:16:44.000 --> 00:16:46.399 if there's one big factor that makes women spend all 315 00:16:46.480 --> 00:16:47.759 that money on their face. 316 00:16:47.720 --> 00:16:50.519 Or really, what factor is that? Imax? 317 00:16:51.279 --> 00:16:56.519 Oh stop, this is a serious problem to me when 318 00:16:56.559 --> 00:16:58.840 now look, you've been working for weenies for almost take 319 00:16:58.919 --> 00:16:59.960 Maybe he'll inje of the money. 320 00:17:00.080 --> 00:17:02.039 I've never even been able to get a raise out 321 00:17:02.039 --> 00:17:03.960 of him. Will he might not be as hard as 322 00:17:04.000 --> 00:17:06.039 you think. Tell him how much it means to your 323 00:17:06.079 --> 00:17:09.200 wife and children. In fact, takes looks down there to 324 00:17:09.319 --> 00:17:13.519 help you play any sympathy, Say that's worth a try. 325 00:17:13.680 --> 00:17:16.519 Sure the old skin flint might not have the heart 326 00:17:16.559 --> 00:17:19.359 to turn down a child. I'll get a hold of 327 00:17:19.359 --> 00:17:31.480 Snooks right now, mister weimish you will see us in 328 00:17:31.480 --> 00:17:34.440 a few moments. Snooks, now, do you remember what I 329 00:17:34.559 --> 00:17:35.319 want you to tell him? 330 00:17:35.759 --> 00:17:36.279 I think so? 331 00:17:36.960 --> 00:17:38.720 Well, Just to be safe, I'll run over it with 332 00:17:38.799 --> 00:17:43.359 you once more. Hmm. My father has worked hard for 333 00:17:43.519 --> 00:17:46.559 you for the better part of a decade. You got 334 00:17:46.599 --> 00:17:48.359 that so far. Let's hear it. 335 00:17:49.279 --> 00:17:52.640 My father has worked hard for you, and the better 336 00:17:52.759 --> 00:17:54.039 part of him is decayed. 337 00:18:00.160 --> 00:18:03.960 That is decade. Now, let's get home with the rest. 338 00:18:04.440 --> 00:18:07.359 During that time, he has asked nothing of you, and 339 00:18:07.480 --> 00:18:09.440 now he's miserable that he has to stand and face 340 00:18:09.519 --> 00:18:11.640 you for a loan. Let's hear the whole. 341 00:18:11.519 --> 00:18:15.200 Thing, all right, My daddy has worked hard for the 342 00:18:15.319 --> 00:18:19.200 better part of a decay. Go on, during that time, 343 00:18:19.319 --> 00:18:22.079 he has asked nothing of you and has had to 344 00:18:22.200 --> 00:18:24.160 stand your miserable faith alone. 345 00:18:27.160 --> 00:18:29.400 Forget the whole thing. Just keep in mind that I 346 00:18:29.519 --> 00:18:31.920 need money and you were here to play on his sympathy. 347 00:18:32.200 --> 00:18:35.799 All right, day, all right, Higgins, come on in, Oh. 348 00:18:36.000 --> 00:18:39.119 Thank you, mister Weish. Come on, sirs, Higgins. 349 00:18:39.240 --> 00:18:41.359 Why did you have to bring that little pest with 350 00:18:41.519 --> 00:18:42.680 you my body? 351 00:18:42.839 --> 00:18:45.880 Nobody, mister Mish. I'll gest it in the corner and 352 00:18:46.039 --> 00:18:47.400 play with your mean cat. 353 00:18:48.240 --> 00:18:49.119 My mean cat. 354 00:18:49.519 --> 00:18:57.160 Your daddy told me you had a sour pussy. Oh wow, 355 00:18:57.559 --> 00:18:58.480 she she really. 356 00:18:58.480 --> 00:18:59.839 Didn't hear me say that, mister? 357 00:19:00.039 --> 00:19:03.079 Never mind, Higgins, never mind, What is it you want 358 00:19:03.119 --> 00:19:03.799 to talk to me about? 359 00:19:04.000 --> 00:19:06.720 Well, mister Weimish, I've worked for you for a long 360 00:19:06.839 --> 00:19:11.279 time now, and I've never asked much. Well, it's mutual, Higgins. 361 00:19:11.359 --> 00:19:15.720 You've never done much, but I've tried, and now I 362 00:19:15.839 --> 00:19:17.720 need help, and you're the only one I can come to. 363 00:19:18.400 --> 00:19:21.160 I need a loan of three hundred dollars. 364 00:19:21.839 --> 00:19:26.160 Three hundred dollars that's a lot of money, Higgins. Of course, 365 00:19:26.240 --> 00:19:28.880 if it's for an emergency, I might consider it. On 366 00:19:28.960 --> 00:19:31.640 the other hand, if it's for something foolish like Jackson 367 00:19:31.720 --> 00:19:34.440 in the shipping department wanted one hundred dollars advance. 368 00:19:34.240 --> 00:19:39.799 Just to buy some Easter clothes. Yeah, ridiculous. Naturally I 369 00:19:39.920 --> 00:19:44.960 turned him down. Oh naturally, Well, what's your start? 370 00:19:46.759 --> 00:19:49.960 Well sor we need some time to change it? 371 00:19:53.640 --> 00:19:59.319 Well, the reason I need the money is it's on 372 00:19:59.400 --> 00:20:03.960 account of Via. You see, she's sick. Oh, she's very sick, 373 00:20:04.319 --> 00:20:10.240 sick of what I'm willing the same old fast. This 374 00:20:10.400 --> 00:20:12.799 is no time to joke about your mother's illness, for 375 00:20:12.920 --> 00:20:14.880 which we need the money. Get it? 376 00:20:15.079 --> 00:20:17.920 Oh yeah, poor mommy? Four for sic. 377 00:20:18.279 --> 00:20:21.759 Oh yes, mister Whemish. Just this morning I took Viera's 378 00:20:21.799 --> 00:20:25.200 temperature and it was one hundred and five. One hundred 379 00:20:25.200 --> 00:20:30.920 and five, and that was in the shade too. Does 380 00:20:31.039 --> 00:20:34.000 sound serious O? It is, mister Whemish. The doctor says 381 00:20:34.039 --> 00:20:37.200 she'll need an operation, and that's why I need the 382 00:20:37.319 --> 00:20:38.319 three hundred dollars. 383 00:20:38.599 --> 00:20:40.160 Yes, you'll need an operation. 384 00:20:40.720 --> 00:20:42.440 Well, snooks Lancelot. 385 00:20:42.519 --> 00:20:43.680 I'm very sorry to hear this. 386 00:20:44.599 --> 00:20:45.680 What are they going to operate on? 387 00:20:45.799 --> 00:20:47.039 VERA four appendix? 388 00:20:47.160 --> 00:20:49.880 Colstones? I love the appendix. 389 00:20:49.960 --> 00:20:53.920 Appendix a golf stone once more? Maybe we can come 390 00:20:54.000 --> 00:20:54.559 out to get it. 391 00:20:57.079 --> 00:20:59.759 Hey, guns, what's going on here? Well? You see she 392 00:21:00.759 --> 00:21:02.599 has both appendix and golston. 393 00:21:02.880 --> 00:21:06.240 Oh well, an appendix isn't serious, but a gall bladder 394 00:21:06.279 --> 00:21:06.880 is another thing. 395 00:21:07.640 --> 00:21:09.440 Are you sure she has stones? 396 00:21:09.960 --> 00:21:10.119 Oh? 397 00:21:10.279 --> 00:21:13.039 Yeah. When she sits down she raffles something. 398 00:21:20.359 --> 00:21:23.559 Well, Higgins, under these circumstances, I can see you do 399 00:21:23.720 --> 00:21:24.160 need money. 400 00:21:24.240 --> 00:21:25.880 Oh yes, mister Weebish. 401 00:21:26.000 --> 00:21:27.920