Speaker 1: The Baby Snug Shawl.
Speaker 2: Starring Fanny Bryce as Baby Snugs, with Hanley Stafford as
Speaker 2: Daddy and brought to you by Toms Martha. Well, hello everyone,
Speaker 2: this is Don Wilson. How fast do you drink your
Speaker 2: morning coffee?
Speaker 1: Ten seconds? Fifteen? You don't know, ah, but your stomach does.
Speaker 2: Because those hasty swallows of coffee and orange juice you
Speaker 2: gulped down on the run often bring on acid.
Speaker 1: Indigestion and heartburn.
Speaker 2: So right after breakfast, try taking a couple of tombs.
Speaker 2: See how fast toms soothe and comfort acid upset stomach.
Speaker 1: See how much better you feel? All morning long?
Speaker 2: Get tombs tonight? Still only ten cents a roll, three
Speaker 2: roll package a quarter everywhere tums Toms for the tummy.
Speaker 2: And now the Sycamore Terrace and the Higgins family. Well,
Speaker 2: Easter is almost here, and with it the new outfits
Speaker 2: for that stroll down the avenue on Easter Sunday. Ah,
Speaker 2: but Easter finery costs money, and money is what poor
Speaker 2: Daddy Higgins is always without.
Speaker 1: Having been victorious.
Speaker 2: In the battle with Mummy who wanted the new Easter outfit,
Speaker 2: He's just started the second one with Snugs.
Speaker 3: Why can't I haven't lost out seek.
Speaker 4: Oh first, mummy, now you well, if you must know,
Speaker 4: I don't have the money. My job doesn't offer that
Speaker 4: kind of remuneration.
Speaker 3: What what you said.
Speaker 4: Remuneration? Look, it's time you learn a new would tell
Speaker 4: me what do I carry home every Saturday night?
Speaker 5: Hm?
Speaker 4: Hmally, I mean my paycheck? It's all spent.
Speaker 3: Well, Pamela richag is getting a new Easter outfit from
Speaker 3: my one one two?
Speaker 4: Oh, so that's it. Well, Pamela's father happens to be
Speaker 4: a banker. I don't have his kind of money.
Speaker 3: What kind do you have?
Speaker 4: I don't mean it that way. We have to say money,
Speaker 4: But he has a whole lot more.
Speaker 3: Min An't you smart enough to be a banker?
Speaker 4: I am smart enough. I'm just not lucky. I never
Speaker 4: got the opportunity.
Speaker 3: Well, mommy says, since you and she got married, you
Speaker 3: passed up every opportunity.
Speaker 4: I wish i'd passed up that one too. Forget Pamela
Speaker 4: and new Easter clothes.
Speaker 3: Well, if you was a banker, would you have likes
Speaker 3: of money too?
Speaker 4: Of course?
Speaker 3: Well why do you get to him? I need to
Speaker 3: be a banker. Why didn't you get to be.
Speaker 4: A banker by lending other people money?
Speaker 3: Is that how you become a banker?
Speaker 4: Yes, it is.
Speaker 3: Then you're worried, or rover, I can fix it for you.
Speaker 3: How to be a banker?
Speaker 4: Oh? How lend me thirty dollars? A banker lends out
Speaker 4: thousands of dollars?
Speaker 3: All right, I'll lend me thousands.
Speaker 4: Will you please stop bothering me?
Speaker 3: Well? I want to look as nice as Tama, honey
Speaker 3: this Sunday.
Speaker 4: Look, honey, I just can't afford it. What if Pamela
Speaker 4: does have nicer clothes? Does that make her happier than you?
Speaker 4: Ma sure that it does not?
Speaker 3: Well, how do you know how happy I am?
Speaker 4: Snooks? You mean you aren't happy?
Speaker 3: I cried might sleep all last night.
Speaker 4: Oh you didn't.
Speaker 3: I thought my low heart would break?
Speaker 4: Why, snooks, honey, I didn't know, honest, I didn't. What
Speaker 4: made my baby cry in her little bed?
Speaker 3: There's a spring busted in my mouth?
Speaker 4: I was talking about happiness. Look, run along and forget clothes.
Speaker 4: I'm broke, all right.
Speaker 3: I guess Pamuel will ride about us being poor white ash.
Speaker 4: Hey wait a minute, Pamela said that, yeah, and she.
Speaker 3: Laughed and said, you're too poor to buy me new clothes.
Speaker 4: Oh she did, well, we'll just show her. All right,
Speaker 4: We're all going to have new exter outfits. I'm going
Speaker 4: to do something I've never done before.
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 4: You and I are going right down to mister Richardson's
Speaker 4: bank and try to get a personal loan of three
Speaker 4: hundred dollars. Come on, well, mister Richardson, we'll see me
Speaker 4: in a few minutes about my loan. Snookes, So stay
Speaker 4: right here.
Speaker 3: See daddy, look at that man over there behind the boys?
Speaker 1: What about it?
Speaker 3: What's she in for?
Speaker 4: He's not in for anything. He's a teller.
Speaker 3: He's a tower.
Speaker 4: Yes, can I go over in a lesson? A teller
Speaker 4: is a person in a bank who takes in and
Speaker 4: pays out money. He doesn't tell things now, and I'll
Speaker 4: be quiet.
Speaker 3: What's all those windows, Daddy? There's so many young them?
Speaker 4: I know we'll all banks have them. There's a paying window,
Speaker 4: or receiving window, loan an interest window, Christmas fund window.
Speaker 3: Well, where's the one?
Speaker 4: Uncle Lowie always goes to Uncle Louis, which one is that?
Speaker 4: The two window? Look? You don't find two dollar windows
Speaker 4: in banks. You only find them at racetracks. Why because
Speaker 4: a bank isn't like a racetrack.
Speaker 3: Well, what's the difference.
Speaker 4: There's a big difference. The money a man puts in
Speaker 4: a bank his wife spends at least at the racetrack
Speaker 4: he gets to watch the horses. Will you please, mister Richison,
Speaker 4: will see you now? Oh, come on the gad door
Speaker 4: right over there, Thank you, I mean, oh, hello, mister Richardson.
Speaker 6: How do you do? Mister Higgins.
Speaker 4: This is my little daughter, Snookes. She and your daughter
Speaker 4: are great little pearls.
Speaker 3: You know that's right. I love Pamela.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm certainly glad to hear that I was afraid
Speaker 6: that Pamela because spoiled and conceded that nobody could like her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can say that again.
Speaker 4: I agree with it.
Speaker 6: No apologies necessary, mister Higgins. I realize that I have
Speaker 6: pampered Pamela too much for her own good. She's inclined
Speaker 6: to act superior to people.
Speaker 4: But I guess I just love her too much.
Speaker 3: I love it too. I'm just mad about it.
Speaker 4: But I suppose I shouldn't.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't know, all right, And let's hate.
Speaker 4: It anyway, mister Richardson, in view of our daughter's mutual friendship.
Speaker 4: I felt you might think me coly business like if
Speaker 4: I didn't come to you personally for what I need.
Speaker 6: Just what do you need, mister Higgins Alone?
Speaker 4: A small loan?
Speaker 3: Yeah, just a teeny weenie loo alone.
Speaker 6: Oh I see, well, mister Higgins, in spite of our
Speaker 6: mutual friendship, I still must adhere to banking policy, which,
Speaker 6: as I'm sure you know, makes it necessary to check
Speaker 6: with the condition of all people who borrow money.
Speaker 3: You gotta check Downy's condition.
Speaker 4: Yes, tell me, mister Higgins, do you have collateral?
Speaker 3: Oh? No, all he has a little signage club snoops.
Speaker 4: Please, your help isn't helping me at all. Look, mister Richardson,
Speaker 4: the reason I need money is because I don't have collateral.
Speaker 4: I'm just plain broke, and I need three hundred dollars
Speaker 4: for easter outfits for the family. But I've got a
Speaker 4: steady job easter outfits.
Speaker 6: I hardly consider that a worthy reason for my risking
Speaker 6: an unsecured loan.
Speaker 4: But mister Richardson, I'm.
Speaker 1: Sorry, mister Higgins.
Speaker 4: Policy is policy. Well, they're goal our easter outfits.
Speaker 3: Gee, I guess we're going to be poor, just poor
Speaker 3: white trash like Paula said.
Speaker 1: Just a minute, my daughter said that.
Speaker 4: Famela said that.
Speaker 3: Family said Dad, She said, my daddy couldn't buy me
Speaker 3: a new East outfit like like she's getting.
Speaker 6: Mmm, mister Higgins, I have I have reconsidered for reasons of
Speaker 6: my own.
Speaker 4: I'll lend you the money. Come in first thing tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4: We'll arrange the loan. Why why thank you mister Chison.
Speaker 3: Gee daddy, Now we can all get new East outfits
Speaker 3: all until blame daddy. How come we're going to shop
Speaker 3: right now at the department store. You ain't getting the
Speaker 3: money till tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Because now that I know I'm getting it, I can
Speaker 4: go ahead and charge everything. First, we'll buy you an
Speaker 4: easter bonnet right over there. Come on, Oh, how do
Speaker 4: you do, sir?
Speaker 3: Something for the little man?
Speaker 4: Yes, we'd like to see some of your easter bonnets.
Speaker 7: Oh well, here's a charming little bonnet.
Speaker 4: Do you like it?
Speaker 3: Little girl? M m, it's still playing? Could you put
Speaker 3: on that pretty people?
Speaker 4: Why sure?
Speaker 3: And that sweet all bunch of daisies all right? And
Speaker 3: that beautiful little red rose is fine? There we are.
Speaker 3: Oh that's just a pretty.
Speaker 4: Good Shall I wrap it up?
Speaker 3: No? I hate it.
Speaker 4: Don't start getting difficult.
Speaker 3: But I don't like it.
Speaker 7: Don't worry, sir, I have loads.
Speaker 4: Of patients, just loads.
Speaker 3: Oh I know. How about this little green bonnet?
Speaker 7: You know, green like spring and nature things, budding birds
Speaker 7: on the wing.
Speaker 3: And it's such a pretty shaded green, Yes, isn't it.
Speaker 3: I never thought such a pretty shaded green, neither of us.
Speaker 3: There's only one thing I wish. What's that? I wish
Speaker 3: it was red.
Speaker 4: I'm afraid she is a bit difficult.
Speaker 7: Yes, I'm beginning to think it isn't going to be
Speaker 7: so easy to please.
Speaker 4: This little miss. Little miss as far as my wife
Speaker 4: and I am concerned, this is a big miss. Oh, nothing, nothing,
Speaker 4: I guess you'd better show her something else.
Speaker 5: Well, Unfortunately, as I said before, I do have loads
Speaker 5: of patients.
Speaker 3: Now, how about this flat.
Speaker 7: Straw with a big old fashioned black velvet bowl.
Speaker 3: I don't like it. It looks like a flying sort.
Speaker 7: Well, you look strange enough to be coming out of one.
Speaker 4: It's really very pretty.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't care. I don't like it.
Speaker 4: Look, will you please make up your mind? Gee?
Speaker 3: Why are you getting mad? I thought you said you
Speaker 3: had load your patience.
Speaker 4: I do, but you're making me dump my whole load.
Speaker 7: No, well we'll try again, shall we say? How about
Speaker 7: this bonnet here?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: That is now at last, But I want.
Speaker 3: A lot of more stuff on it. I want a
Speaker 3: real Easter bonnet.
Speaker 7: Well I mean, well, what sort of the what sort
Speaker 7: of stuff.
Speaker 2: Do you mean?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: Put on that chocolate Easter bunny.
Speaker 4: There, chocolate on a hurt, yeah, yeah, oh, put it
Speaker 4: on anything to please her?
Speaker 3: Well, all right, and put on someone the marshmallow eggs.
Speaker 7: On a head.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and some of them little candy chickens on a hat.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Well, frankly, I think it's getting a little loaded, and
Speaker 7: I wish I were too.
Speaker 3: Is there anything else you want on it? Yeah? Springing
Speaker 3: some of the jump.
Speaker 4: Well, there you are on your head.
Speaker 7: You now have a chocolate Easter bunny, two marshmallow eggs, yeah,
Speaker 7: three kay chicks, a handful of jelly beans.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: That will that be it?
Speaker 4: Fine? Shall I wrap it up now?
Speaker 3: I'll eat it here.
Speaker 4: Well, here is between you and me. We put in
Speaker 4: quite an afternoon of shopping.
Speaker 5: Well, you know me, since I got your call to
Speaker 5: go ahead and charge a new East Drop that I.
Speaker 4: Was off like a flash. I'm sure glad Richardson. Okayed
Speaker 4: that loan for me tomorrow morning. By the way, where's Snooks? Oh?
Speaker 4: She couldn't wait to show it off to Pamela Richardson.
Speaker 4: The way Pamela's been picking on her. She couldn't resist attempting.
Speaker 4: Oh here she is now? Mmm, why Snook's honey? What's wrong?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 3: Dear Tamler said? I still look like white crash?
Speaker 4: Oh she did, did she? She shouldn't get away with
Speaker 4: a thing like that.
Speaker 3: She didn't. I punched right in the nose.
Speaker 4: That's pot.
Speaker 3: Oh, No, my loan, my poor loan.
Speaker 4: There it is. That has to be Richson. Hello, mister Richardson.
Speaker 1: Oh so you know who it is?
Speaker 6: Higgins.
Speaker 4: Mister Richardson, are you mad at me? The whole three hundred?
Speaker 4: What couldn't she just be mad at me? A hundred
Speaker 4: fifty dollars worth?
Speaker 2: Higgins?
Speaker 6: Since you seem to know the reason for my call,
Speaker 6: any further conversation is unnecessary, And don't show up.
Speaker 4: Tomorrow morning thinking I'll change my mind because I won't. Goodbye,
Speaker 4: miss Higgins. It's not tied whip you right now except
Speaker 4: for one thing.
Speaker 3: Hm, you love me?
Speaker 4: No, I don't want to rump at your new dress.
Speaker 4: It's going back.
Speaker 1: Say, don mind if I park here for a while.
Speaker 1: Why who you're hiding from?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm not hiding.
Speaker 6: It's my birthday and I can't bear to look at
Speaker 6: the fancy food my wife is fixing.
Speaker 4: It gives me acid indigestion.
Speaker 1: I've got the wrong idea, my friend. Go home and
Speaker 1: enjoy yourself. I mean, tuck into the banquet and enjoy
Speaker 1: your food. Put my acid indigestion, take thumbs and forget it.
Speaker 2: Tombs instantly start to settle and soothe the way the
Speaker 2: nagging distress of over acid stomach.
Speaker 1: We leave a heart burn, and you're feeling fine again
Speaker 1: in no time.
Speaker 2: Hey, Don Wilson, that's for me, you bet. Toms are
Speaker 2: for all of you good people who want to eat
Speaker 2: what you like without a moment's fear of acid indigestion.
Speaker 1: But wait a minute, how much do Tom's cost. I'm
Speaker 1: not a millionaire, you know.
Speaker 2: Toms are still only ten cents a roll, and a
Speaker 2: million dollars couldn't buy you more glorious relief from acid
Speaker 2: indigestion than Tom's give you for a dime. What's more,
Speaker 2: when you buy the big economy box. You get twelve
Speaker 2: ten cent rolls of Tom's for only one dollar. Get
Speaker 2: Tums tombs for the tummy tonight. Well, it looks like
Speaker 2: the Higgins family is not going to have a happy
Speaker 2: Easter thanks to Snooks. When she punched Pamela in the nose,
Speaker 2: she punched Daddy right off of three hundred.
Speaker 1: Dollars loan for easter clothes.
Speaker 2: At the moment, he's telling his woes to his next
Speaker 2: door neighbor, Randolph Conquer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, come call the clothes we charge. You'll have to
Speaker 4: go back. Say that is tough unless I can range
Speaker 4: alone somewhere else. Oh, you're going to try to get
Speaker 4: another loan? Huh? Look, higgy, we've been friends for a
Speaker 4: long time. Yes, uncle, Yes, And whenever we're.
Speaker 2: In trouble, we always come to each other, don't we.
Speaker 4: Right, And now there's a cash problem. Yeah, come on, uncle,
Speaker 4: say what you're going to say? All right, if you
Speaker 4: get the loan, would you split it with me? I
Speaker 4: thought you were going to lend me the money.
Speaker 2: I would, but I'm too broke from buying easter up
Speaker 2: fits myself. And on top of that, Martha just clipped
Speaker 2: me for my last twenty to.
Speaker 4: Pay a beauty parlor bill. I know what you mean.
Speaker 4: I just wish I had the fortune vera spends on
Speaker 4: face creams alone.
Speaker 2: Well, it's actually a necessary expense, higge as I see
Speaker 2: if there's one big factor that makes women spend all
Speaker 2: that money on their face.
Speaker 4: Or really, what factor is that? Imax?
Speaker 2: Oh stop, this is a serious problem to me when
Speaker 2: now look, you've been working for weenies for almost take
Speaker 2: Maybe he'll inje of the money.
Speaker 4: I've never even been able to get a raise out
Speaker 4: of him. Will he might not be as hard as
Speaker 4: you think. Tell him how much it means to your
Speaker 4: wife and children. In fact, takes looks down there to
Speaker 4: help you play any sympathy, Say that's worth a try.
Speaker 4: Sure the old skin flint might not have the heart
Speaker 4: to turn down a child. I'll get a hold of
Speaker 4: Snooks right now, mister weimish you will see us in
Speaker 4: a few moments. Snooks, now, do you remember what I
Speaker 4: want you to tell him?
Speaker 3: I think so?
Speaker 4: Well, Just to be safe, I'll run over it with
Speaker 4: you once more. Hmm. My father has worked hard for
Speaker 4: you for the better part of a decade. You got
Speaker 4: that so far. Let's hear it.
Speaker 3: My father has worked hard for you, and the better
Speaker 3: part of him is decayed.
Speaker 4: That is decade. Now, let's get home with the rest.
Speaker 4: During that time, he has asked nothing of you, and
Speaker 4: now he's miserable that he has to stand and face
Speaker 4: you for a loan. Let's hear the whole.
Speaker 3: Thing, all right, My daddy has worked hard for the
Speaker 3: better part of a decay. Go on, during that time,
Speaker 3: he has asked nothing of you and has had to
Speaker 3: stand your miserable faith alone.
Speaker 4: Forget the whole thing. Just keep in mind that I
Speaker 4: need money and you were here to play on his sympathy.
Speaker 2: All right, day, all right, Higgins, come on in, Oh.
Speaker 4: Thank you, mister Weish. Come on, sirs, Higgins.
Speaker 2: Why did you have to bring that little pest with
Speaker 2: you my body?
Speaker 3: Nobody, mister Mish. I'll gest it in the corner and
Speaker 3: play with your mean cat.
Speaker 4: My mean cat.
Speaker 3: Your daddy told me you had a sour pussy. Oh wow,
Speaker 3: she she really.
Speaker 4: Didn't hear me say that, mister?
Speaker 2: Never mind, Higgins, never mind, What is it you want
Speaker 2: to talk to me about?
Speaker 4: Well, mister Weimish, I've worked for you for a long
Speaker 4: time now, and I've never asked much. Well, it's mutual, Higgins.
Speaker 4: You've never done much, but I've tried, and now I
Speaker 4: need help, and you're the only one I can come to.
Speaker 4: I need a loan of three hundred dollars.
Speaker 6: Three hundred dollars that's a lot of money, Higgins. Of course,
Speaker 6: if it's for an emergency, I might consider it. On
Speaker 6: the other hand, if it's for something foolish like Jackson
Speaker 6: in the shipping department wanted one hundred dollars advance.
Speaker 2: Just to buy some Easter clothes. Yeah, ridiculous. Naturally I
Speaker 2: turned him down. Oh naturally, Well, what's your start?
Speaker 3: Well sor we need some time to change it?
Speaker 4: Well, the reason I need the money is it's on
Speaker 4: account of Via. You see, she's sick. Oh, she's very sick,
Speaker 4: sick of what I'm willing the same old fast. This
Speaker 4: is no time to joke about your mother's illness, for
Speaker 4: which we need the money. Get it?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, poor mommy? Four for sic.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, mister Whemish. Just this morning I took Viera's
Speaker 4: temperature and it was one hundred and five. One hundred
Speaker 4: and five, and that was in the shade too. Does
Speaker 4: sound serious O? It is, mister Whemish. The doctor says
Speaker 4: she'll need an operation, and that's why I need the
Speaker 4: three hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Yes, you'll need an operation.
Speaker 4: Well, snooks Lancelot.
Speaker 2: I'm very sorry to hear this.
Speaker 4: What are they going to operate on?
Speaker 3: VERA four appendix?
Speaker 4: Colstones? I love the appendix.
Speaker 3: Appendix a golf stone once more? Maybe we can come
Speaker 3: out to get it.
Speaker 4: Hey, guns, what's going on here? Well? You see she
Speaker 4: has both appendix and golston.
Speaker 2: Oh well, an appendix isn't serious, but a gall bladder
Speaker 2: is another thing.
Speaker 4: Are you sure she has stones?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah. When she sits down she raffles something.
Speaker 2: Well, Higgins, under these circumstances, I can see you do
Speaker 2: need money.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, mister Weebish.
Speaker 1: How do you know that three hundred will be enough?
Speaker 4: Will three hundred be enough?
Speaker 3: Well, because that's all the east to outfit course, you
Speaker 3: know the out court outfits.
Speaker 2: So, Higgins, you wanted the money for clothes after all?
Speaker 4: Well, yes I did, mister Weebish. Sir, I've worked for
Speaker 4: you for a long time and I thought you might
Speaker 4: be willing to help me get a little joy out
Speaker 4: of live Higgins.
Speaker 2: I'm going to help you with just one thing and
Speaker 2: that's out that door with my foot. Now get up.
Speaker 4: Look I could cry too. It hadn't meant for your
Speaker 4: hitting Pamela, I'd have gotten the money from mister Richardson. Now.
Speaker 4: Look it's high time you learn to control your temple
Speaker 4: like I do. For instance, when I was plenty mad,
Speaker 4: mister Wemish wouldn't lend me that money. I felt like
Speaker 4: hitting him too. But do you know why I didn't caught?
Speaker 3: You were powick.
Speaker 4: I just know how to control myself. So instead I
Speaker 4: came home and used this piece of paper to let
Speaker 4: off my steam. I wrote down every nasty thing I
Speaker 4: wanted to say to mister Weenish. After that I felt better.
Speaker 4: He did, yes, And that's what I want you to
Speaker 4: do hereafter. When you're mad at Pamela, write down every
Speaker 4: nasty thing you want to say and write it just
Speaker 4: like a letter. After you get it down on a
Speaker 4: piece of paper, you'll feel better.
Speaker 3: I think I'll feel better if I write this stuff
Speaker 3: down on my blackboard. Why well, after I've finished writing,
Speaker 3: I could hit her over the head with it.
Speaker 4: You're not going to hit anybody. You're gonna hold your
Speaker 4: temple like I do. You understand you're going to have
Speaker 4: my control. What you're going about?
Speaker 3: You scared me.
Speaker 4: We'll just remember hereafter no hitting, just writing.
Speaker 3: I'll remember, daddy.
Speaker 4: Well, I thought, here's my dress and hat.
Speaker 3: I'll wrapped up ready to go back, And here's mine.
Speaker 4: My suit's in this box. I feel awful, so do I.
Speaker 4: I was really counting on attracting a lot of attention
Speaker 4: in that outfit. Now I'll have to march in the
Speaker 4: Easter parade without a thing to wear. Ye.
Speaker 3: That way you'll attack even more, can't you. Oh you'll
Speaker 3: be quiet.
Speaker 4: This is all your fault anyway, I'll get it.
Speaker 2: Hello, Oh, Higans, this is mister Wish.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, mister Higgins.
Speaker 2: I just got through giving my kids are easter outfits.
Speaker 2: They were awfully happy and it made me happy. Then
Speaker 2: I got thinking about you, Higgins.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry about this morning.
Speaker 2: That three hundred loan will be in the mail for
Speaker 2: you in the morning.
Speaker 3: And happy Easter.
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, thanks a million, mister Weebish. Goodbye, faroks. We
Speaker 4: can keep the clothes. You mean, Webish's loaning is the
Speaker 4: money after all? Yes, trooks. You see there. If I
Speaker 4: told off mister Weebish instead of writing those things down,
Speaker 4: on the paper, he'd never have given me the money.
Speaker 4: So you see it really works.
Speaker 3: Well, I've been doing it too, Daddy. This morning I
Speaker 3: got mad at Tamla again, so I wrote down every
Speaker 3: nasty thing I could think of, just like it wasn't matter,
Speaker 3: that's wonderful. Then I mailed it.
Speaker 4: Oh no, those letters are just a little off, Steve.
Speaker 4: You're not supposed to have mailed them.
Speaker 3: Well, I didn't know that. I think you're gonna be
Speaker 3: mad at me. H. Well, when I mailed my letter
Speaker 3: the Pamela, I also mailed the one you wrote to
Speaker 3: mister Wienie.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh hello, there snucks. What can I do
Speaker 1: for you?
Speaker 3: Would you give me some candy?
Speaker 2: Mister Wilson, I'm sorry he's spending a candy, but here,
Speaker 2: how would you like a shining new penny?
Speaker 3: I'd rather to have a old dime.
Speaker 2: Now, look, young lady, time you realize money doesn't grow
Speaker 2: on trees.
Speaker 4: Well, doesn't you have to earn it?
Speaker 2: All?
Speaker 1: These days?
Speaker 2: You have to earn a lot the way prices are increasing.
Speaker 2: See this paper here it says even castor oil is
Speaker 2: going up.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, the only time cast the old body is
Speaker 3: me is when it's going down.
Speaker 4: Snucks.
Speaker 1: Why don't you try earning your spending money.
Speaker 3: I would if I could get a nice little job
Speaker 3: like yours.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're right, mine is an easy job. The easiest
Speaker 2: job in the world is selling tombs. Actually, I don't
Speaker 2: have to sell thumbs at all. You millions of thumbs
Speaker 2: users are doing it for me. Sure you tell your
Speaker 2: friends how speedily toms relieve heartburn, ease away the non
Speaker 2: distress of over acid stomach, help you feel better fast.
Speaker 2: So they try tombs and pass the good news along
Speaker 2: to their friends, and I say, thank you, friends, keep
Speaker 2: up the good work. Just be sure to add the
Speaker 2: price of thumbs has not gone up, still only ten.
Speaker 1: Cents a row three year old package a quarter everywhere.
Speaker 2: Ask for tums, tombs for the tummy, and now here
Speaker 2: snuts again.
Speaker 4: Well snooks. Fortunately for you, I was able to intercept
Speaker 4: that letter at the office before mister Weemish got it.
Speaker 4: I'm glad, daddy, but you might have cost this not
Speaker 4: only our easter outfits, with my job as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah lucky I didn't.
Speaker 4: Then there wouldn't be any money to buy you any
Speaker 4: clothes at all. Yeah I have nothing to wear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm lucky.
Speaker 4: It couldn't go outside and play boy, I sure am lucky,
Speaker 4: or go to school.
Speaker 3: I couldn't go to school. No gee, I know this
Speaker 3: luck couldn't last and just knew it.
Speaker 4: Oh fine, good night.
Speaker 3: Good night daddy, and good night everybody.
Speaker 5: Mothers, for your husband or children are out of sorts
Speaker 5: because they need a laxative. Don't add to their distress
Speaker 5: by giving them harsh drugs or pheno derivatives. Give them
Speaker 5: Nature's remedy, better known as NR tablets. N Our tablets
Speaker 5: are all vegetable. That's why they give such gentle yet
Speaker 5: thorough relief. Why people feel fine after taking yet NR
Speaker 5: for adults, chocolate coated n our juniors for children and
Speaker 5: others whose requirements are less only twenty five cents a box,
Speaker 5: money back if not delighted, and our tonight tomorrow all right.
Speaker 2: The Baby Snug Show came to you from Hollywood and
Speaker 2: was produced by Arthur Stander and written.
Speaker 1: By Bob Fisher and Arthur Stander.
Speaker 2: Cash for Eileen Harris's Mummy, Frank Nelson, Alvi, Allman, Ken Christi,
Speaker 2: and Fred Shields. Don't forget to listen to The Baby
Speaker 2: Snug Show every Tuesday at the same time. This is
Speaker 2: Don Wilson reminding you the night and day at home
Speaker 2: all away. Always carry tombs, t u ms, toms for
Speaker 2: the tummy.
Speaker 4: Now enjoy the Bob Hope Show tomorrow. Left with Gratcho
Speaker 4: Marx on NBC