Speaker 1: This music doesn't help Alex I like it at all.
Speaker 1: It's like it adds to the stress level. We're gonna
Speaker 1: play a game called The Five. I was talked into
Speaker 1: it one email, but I agree that the drama that
Speaker 1: comes along with this game and the most coveted ticket
Speaker 1: in the city, the rod Ryan Show twentieth Anniversary Party,
Speaker 1: five people are willing to sacrifice at all, and I
Speaker 1: mean sacrifice it all to get into the rod Ryan
Speaker 1: Show twentyth anniversary Party. What I'm gonna do is I'm
Speaker 1: gonna bring them all on and random ortar. They don't
Speaker 1: know what line they're on. I got lines one, two, three, four,
Speaker 1: and five, and Fabio is on one of them. Hey, Fabio, Hello,
Speaker 1: welcome to the five. Dude, great to be here. That
Speaker 1: would suck to be I have to go into that
Speaker 1: fall into that moat with the snapping gaiters and everything
Speaker 1: taring you apart, going into that death roll. You don't
Speaker 1: want that, nat morning, Do you now that now? That
Speaker 1: could give you? That would be a bad day. It
Speaker 1: would be a bad way to start today, and you
Speaker 1: would have a bad day all day. Okay, if you
Speaker 1: got tore apart by a crock Yeah, there's no coming
Speaker 1: back from that. Let's bring on Daniel Daniel, good morning, Yes, sir, dude,
Speaker 1: welcome to the five. Thank you, Good luck to you, bro.
Speaker 1: I hope I don't kill this name.
Speaker 2: R r R.
Speaker 1: How are you today? I'm doing well? How are you great? Dude?
Speaker 1: I mean, I listen, I'm not risking death here to
Speaker 1: win tickets, so I'm fine. Good luck to you, ar,
Speaker 1: Thank you. Mike wants those tickets, Hi, Mike, Yeah, good
Speaker 1: morning Ron, Good morning man, Good morning Mike. And then last,
Speaker 1: but not least, again, we don't know what phone line
Speaker 1: these guys are on. It's Tony, good morning, by the
Speaker 1: ride Lumberyard. Up in here. Five dudes wanting to get
Speaker 1: in to the Rod Ryan Show twentieth anniversary party. Okay,
Speaker 1: I got Mike, Daniel, Tony in er Fabio, Tessa. Who
Speaker 1: should I start with? Who do you think it should
Speaker 1: go first? Let's go with Mike. Whoa whoa? Pump the brakes?
Speaker 1: You asked? Okay, that guy, Hey, Mike, I don't know
Speaker 1: why she called on you, but I'm going to ask
Speaker 1: you to give me a number. One through five. There's
Speaker 1: five of you on the phones. Everyone's got their own line.
Speaker 1: What line do you want me to get rid of?
Speaker 1: Obviously you're sitting on one of those lines. Do not
Speaker 1: call out the line that you don't know that you're
Speaker 1: sitting on here? All right, I'll go with line number three,
Speaker 1: Line number three? Oh so stressful? Really stressful? Too stressful?
Speaker 1: Is that your final answer to? What if you're sitting
Speaker 1: on three?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Dog, my wife will kill me. Be dad, So sitting
Speaker 1: on line number three?
Speaker 2: Daniel, you're out of here. Daniel, you're gone, Get him out.
Speaker 1: Of here, Jilly? All right, Mike, nice play for now? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got Tony, Fabio, Mike, and enar Alex. Who do
Speaker 1: you want to pick on next? I want R? Line
Speaker 1: three is gone. There's only four lines left. Okay, there
Speaker 1: is a twenty there's a twenty five percent chance you're
Speaker 1: gonna pick yourself. Don't do it. You want line one, two,
Speaker 1: four or five? En five? The name of the game
Speaker 1: is five in R. In R, you are not online five.
Speaker 1: Give you a small bell. You're safe. But Fabio, Tony
Speaker 1: and Mike are not safe. One of you is online.
Speaker 1: Five there and it's Tony.
Speaker 2: Goodbye bone, oh snaping turtle, crocodile.
Speaker 1: Tony's gone. Goodbye, Tony, and then there was three, and
Speaker 1: then there's three left. You're right, there's only three people left.
Speaker 1: Legators are hungry. Yeah, it tastes.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's blood of water. Okay, ur good call
Speaker 1: on that, thank you. I don't think we've talked, Fabio.
Speaker 1: What do you think he's just gonna fly through this thing.
Speaker 1: No one's gonna talk to you, Fabio. I hope I
Speaker 1: see you hiding over there. It's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: don't call on me. Do not call on me, Fabio.
Speaker 1: There's three of you left. It's you, Mike and Er.
Speaker 1: I've got lines one, two and four available. You're on
Speaker 1: one of them. Let's get rid of somebody. Let's get
Speaker 1: let's just cut them loose. There's too many of you
Speaker 1: cut them. I only got one pair of tickets. Cut
Speaker 1: somebody loose, Bro one, two or four? Who are getting
Speaker 1: rid of? Let's go with Let's go with two two.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Fabio, m you are safe? Line two?
Speaker 1: Is it? Ar? Is it? Mike? Mike, You're out of here? Sorry, Bro,
Speaker 1: I don't know why that's so satisfying. And now he's
Speaker 1: Gary and I got there's two people left. Mike is gone. Goodbye,
Speaker 1: Mike fairly. Well, you have a horse shoe in your butt. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's okay, because Fabio has a rabbit foot up there.
Speaker 1: So I don't know which one's going to be better luck.
Speaker 1: But now I must go back to ar and I'm
Speaker 1: going to ask you do the right thing. The line
Speaker 1: that you're not on to win tickets to the twentieth
Speaker 1: Anniversary show, line one and line four is available right now.
Speaker 1: Line one and line four. What line would you like
Speaker 1: us to get rid of? Line one? It's brutal, fifty
Speaker 1: to fiftys like flipping the coin. Yeah, yeah, you're on
Speaker 1: one of these lines? You are? Yeah? Is line one
Speaker 1: your final answer? Line one? Final answer? Fabio? You better
Speaker 1: not be on line one. I will hang up on
Speaker 1: you in a second, Okay, I will turn you Lewis.
Speaker 1: Those gators are happy, they're just camping. They're just snapping
Speaker 1: and death rolling in that moat. I don't care. I
Speaker 1: don't care who it is. He's crazy sitting I'm line one.
Speaker 1: It's you.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you picked your own line sitting online for
Speaker 2: and surviving everybody is Fabio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, congratulations, Fabio. What are you giving him? Man? Dude,
Speaker 1: you're in You're going to the rod Ryan Show twentieth
Speaker 1: Anniversary party at Carbock Brewing. Cannot buy tickets to this.
Speaker 1: You have to win you in and you are a
Speaker 1: lucky lucky man today. Congratulations, Oh man, finally some good
Speaker 1: luck we gotta bring to Who are you going to
Speaker 1: bring to the party, Bobbio? My wife kill me.
Speaker 2: If I don't.
Speaker 1: Okay, I was gonna say no, but yeah, your wife's
Speaker 1: probably the better choice. Would have been a great day.
Speaker 1: But he's he's gator baite right now, so he's gone.
Speaker 1: He's gone. All right, dude, we will see you at
Speaker 1: the show and playing an unplugged acoustic set will be
Speaker 1: shine Down. Maybe they'll do this one