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<v Speaker 1>This music doesn't help Alex I like it at all.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like it adds to the stress level. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>play a game called The Five. I was talked into

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<v Speaker 1>it one email, but I agree that the drama that

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<v Speaker 1>comes along with this game and the most coveted ticket

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<v Speaker 1>in the city, the rod Ryan Show twentieth Anniversary Party,

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<v Speaker 1>five people are willing to sacrifice at all, and I

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<v Speaker 1>mean sacrifice it all to get into the rod Ryan

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<v Speaker 1>Show twentyth anniversary Party. What I'm gonna do is I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna bring them all on and random ortar. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what line they're on. I got lines one, two, three, four,

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<v Speaker 1>and five, and Fabio is on one of them. Hey, Fabio, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to the five. Dude, great to be here. That

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<v Speaker 1>would suck to be I have to go into that

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<v Speaker 1>fall into that moat with the snapping gaiters and everything

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<v Speaker 1>taring you apart, going into that death roll. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>want that, nat morning, Do you now that now? That

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<v Speaker 1>could give you? That would be a bad day. It

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<v Speaker 1>would be a bad way to start today, and you

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<v Speaker 1>would have a bad day all day. Okay, if you

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<v Speaker 1>got tore apart by a crock Yeah, there's no coming

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<v Speaker 1>back from that. Let's bring on Daniel Daniel, good morning, Yes, sir, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to the five. Thank you, Good luck to you, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope I don't kill this name.

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<v Speaker 2>R r R.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you today? I'm doing well? How are you great? Dude?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I listen, I'm not risking death here to

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<v Speaker 1>win tickets, so I'm fine. Good luck to you, ar,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Mike wants those tickets, Hi, Mike, Yeah, good

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<v Speaker 1>morning Ron, Good morning man, Good morning Mike. And then last,

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<v Speaker 1>but not least, again, we don't know what phone line

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<v Speaker 1>these guys are on. It's Tony, good morning, by the

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<v Speaker 1>ride Lumberyard. Up in here. Five dudes wanting to get

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<v Speaker 1>in to the Rod Ryan Show twentieth anniversary party. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I got Mike, Daniel, Tony in er Fabio, Tessa. Who

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<v Speaker 1>should I start with? Who do you think it should

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<v Speaker 1>go first? Let's go with Mike. Whoa whoa? Pump the brakes?

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<v Speaker 1>You asked? Okay, that guy, Hey, Mike, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why she called on you, but I'm going to ask

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<v Speaker 1>you to give me a number. One through five. There's

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<v Speaker 1>five of you on the phones. Everyone's got their own line.

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<v Speaker 1>What line do you want me to get rid of?

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously you're sitting on one of those lines. Do not

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<v Speaker 1>call out the line that you don't know that you're

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<v Speaker 1>sitting on here? All right, I'll go with line number three,

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<v Speaker 1>Line number three? Oh so stressful? Really stressful? Too stressful?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that your final answer to? What if you're sitting

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<v Speaker 1>on three?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Dog, my wife will kill me. Be dad, So sitting

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<v Speaker 1>on line number three?

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<v Speaker 2>Daniel, you're out of here. Daniel, you're gone, Get him out.

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<v Speaker 1>Of here, Jilly? All right, Mike, nice play for now? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got Tony, Fabio, Mike, and enar Alex. Who do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to pick on next? I want R? Line

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<v Speaker 1>three is gone. There's only four lines left. Okay, there

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<v Speaker 1>is a twenty there's a twenty five percent chance you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna pick yourself. Don't do it. You want line one, two,

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<v Speaker 1>four or five? En five? The name of the game

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<v Speaker 1>is five in R. In R, you are not online five.

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<v Speaker 1>Give you a small bell. You're safe. But Fabio, Tony

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<v Speaker 1>and Mike are not safe. One of you is online.

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<v Speaker 1>Five there and it's Tony.

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<v Speaker 2>Goodbye bone, oh snaping turtle, crocodile.

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<v Speaker 1>Tony's gone. Goodbye, Tony, and then there was three, and

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<v Speaker 1>then there's three left. You're right, there's only three people left.

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<v Speaker 1>Legators are hungry. Yeah, it tastes.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, there's blood of water. Okay, ur good call

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<v Speaker 1>on that, thank you. I don't think we've talked, Fabio.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think he's just gonna fly through this thing.

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<v Speaker 1>No one's gonna talk to you, Fabio. I hope I

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<v Speaker 1>see you hiding over there. It's like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>don't call on me. Do not call on me, Fabio.

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<v Speaker 1>There's three of you left. It's you, Mike and Er.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got lines one, two and four available. You're on

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<v Speaker 1>one of them. Let's get rid of somebody. Let's get

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<v Speaker 1>let's just cut them loose. There's too many of you

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<v Speaker 1>cut them. I only got one pair of tickets. Cut

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<v Speaker 1>somebody loose, Bro one, two or four? Who are getting

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<v Speaker 1>rid of? Let's go with Let's go with two two.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, Fabio, m you are safe? Line two?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it? Ar? Is it? Mike? Mike, You're out of here? Sorry, Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why that's so satisfying. And now he's

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<v Speaker 1>Gary and I got there's two people left. Mike is gone. Goodbye,

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<v Speaker 1>Mike fairly. Well, you have a horse shoe in your butt. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's okay, because Fabio has a rabbit foot up there.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know which one's going to be better luck.

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<v Speaker 1>But now I must go back to ar and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to ask you do the right thing. The line

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<v Speaker 1>that you're not on to win tickets to the twentieth

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<v Speaker 1>Anniversary show, line one and line four is available right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Line one and line four. What line would you like

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<v Speaker 1>us to get rid of? Line one? It's brutal, fifty

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<v Speaker 1>to fiftys like flipping the coin. Yeah, yeah, you're on

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<v Speaker 1>one of these lines? You are? Yeah? Is line one

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<v Speaker 1>your final answer? Line one? Final answer? Fabio? You better

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<v Speaker 1>not be on line one. I will hang up on

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<v Speaker 1>you in a second, Okay, I will turn you Lewis.

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<v Speaker 1>Those gators are happy, they're just camping. They're just snapping

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<v Speaker 1>and death rolling in that moat. I don't care. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care who it is. He's crazy sitting I'm line one.

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<v Speaker 1>It's you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, you picked your own line sitting online for

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<v Speaker 2>and surviving everybody is Fabio.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, congratulations, Fabio. What are you giving him? Man? Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>you're in You're going to the rod Ryan Show twentieth

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<v Speaker 1>Anniversary party at Carbock Brewing. Cannot buy tickets to this.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to win you in and you are a

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<v Speaker 1>lucky lucky man today. Congratulations, Oh man, finally some good

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<v Speaker 1>luck we gotta bring to Who are you going to

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<v Speaker 1>bring to the party, Bobbio? My wife kill me.

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<v Speaker 2>If I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I was gonna say no, but yeah, your wife's

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<v Speaker 1>probably the better choice. Would have been a great day.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's he's gator baite right now, so he's gone.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gone. All right, dude, we will see you at

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<v Speaker 1>the show and playing an unplugged acoustic set will be

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<v Speaker 1>shine Down. Maybe they'll do this one