Speaker 1: Need advice.
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Speaker 3: How's my boy the Red Devil doing Red Devil?
Speaker 1: That sick NA never heard you call me? Call me
Speaker 1: Red before Red Devil? Anyzinco plans. It's not really a
Speaker 1: thing in my world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's probably not as big here though as it
Speaker 2: is like at my house, you know, in Cali, being
Speaker 2: that close, you know, to the border, you can hear it,
Speaker 2: really yeah, I hear it a lot. That and sound
Speaker 2: of weed whackers cranking up. It's like a stroke of
Speaker 2: midnight falling on a Monday. This year is gonna be weird. Hey,
Speaker 2: pilot was asking me on a totally random question. I
Speaker 2: know you said you don't celebrate Sinco.
Speaker 1: I celebrate. I just's just it's you know, okay, well
Speaker 1: it's not big for you.
Speaker 2: But uh, hunter was asking me if if you wanted
Speaker 2: to be choppered in for the festivities.
Speaker 1: Don't do choppers? No, No, scared them. Yeah, that's that
Speaker 1: would be the short answer. I want everybody to know.
Speaker 2: He's scared. I booked a cruise. Oh here's another Mexico one.
Speaker 2: I booked a cruise in May to Mexico, and my
Speaker 2: boyfriend and I boyfriend and my kids are coming. The
Speaker 2: problem is my boyfriend used to drink a lot. He's
Speaker 2: been cutting back, but I'm afraid my anxiety and stress
Speaker 2: is going to kick up and he may or his
Speaker 2: might kick up when we go on the cruise, And
Speaker 2: afraid of him going overboard on drinking. Don't say overboarding cruise.
Speaker 2: It's happening a little too much. But how do I
Speaker 2: explain to him this is a family cruise. How do
Speaker 2: I approach this without upsetting him that it's just a
Speaker 2: you know, a vacation.
Speaker 1: It's not a vacation.
Speaker 2: You're him to go out and get drinking and you know,
Speaker 2: be angry around the kids.
Speaker 1: I'm simple. You just take a girlfriend.
Speaker 2: We'll tell him that you're taking a girlfriend and her
Speaker 2: kids and it's a family trip. That's how you assure
Speaker 2: it's a family trip. And that's how you assure he's
Speaker 2: never gonna go, because with that many kids and no
Speaker 2: man would.
Speaker 1: Ever want to go.
Speaker 2: And just to put icing on the on the cake.
Speaker 2: Tell him they don't. They don't offer the drink package.
Speaker 3: That's what I was gonna ask you if he had
Speaker 3: inquired about that or even forked out the extra for the.
Speaker 1: Other No, they didn't even book his ticket.
Speaker 2: Again, yes, all right, just tell him say, hey, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna bring so and so and her four kids instead,
Speaker 2: you know, and or just find a friend, you know,
Speaker 2: make up.
Speaker 1: One that has just our friend's Disney cruise. I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go that way. They have AA.
Speaker 2: Somebody said there's AA meetings on the cruise, Are there really?
Speaker 2: I also that's kind of counter of perfect. No. I mean,
Speaker 2: I guess it's good. It's like they have, you know,
Speaker 2: church out at the racetrack. I remember they do a
Speaker 2: Sunday mass out there. Sure you can call the eight
Speaker 2: hundred number from the casino as well.
Speaker 1: Ah, yeah, I want to have a game.
Speaker 2: I can't even believe that I'm at I can't even
Speaker 2: believe that I'm asking you for advice.
Speaker 1: But I need you, life coach.
Speaker 2: My husband had this bat has this bad habit of
Speaker 2: working outside and his pants sliding down and showing neighbors
Speaker 2: his butt crack. Did you say it's a backhanded slap?
Speaker 2: They're red with the I can't even believe that I
Speaker 2: need you like that, I'm asking.
Speaker 1: You for advice.
Speaker 2: I didn't take it that way. No, I can't even
Speaker 2: believe that I'm asking you for advice. I anyway, she's
Speaker 2: our friend of the old plumber's crack. You tell those
Speaker 2: as talking neighbors that at least your husband is working,
Speaker 2: unlike theirs, the lazy ones in there watching you know
Speaker 2: what basketball now, and then oh, you buy them a
Speaker 2: belt for Father's Day. That way you're gonna save on
Speaker 2: the embarrassment of his crack and knock out a Father's
Speaker 2: Day gift well before June. Two birds, one stone, not
Speaker 2: to be confused with two girls, one cup.
Speaker 1: Of course, I don't think anyone would confuse those two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, plus you can use that belt, you know, misbehaving.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm saying, Happy Father's Day. Here's a belt. Hey,
Speaker 3: but I'd break from the tradition of the tie.
Speaker 1: Life coach meeting.
Speaker 2: Whenever I get stuff like that, like a tie, I
Speaker 2: just think, do you guys truly know me?
Speaker 1: Uh? Life coach? Sorry that was model.
Speaker 2: Here you go, meeting my new girlfriend's parents at the Moose. Oh,
Speaker 2: the moose Lodge. Life coach. Meeting my new girlfriend's parents
Speaker 2: at the Moose. Only dinner options are spaghetti or wings?
Speaker 2: What do I choose for best chance not to appear
Speaker 2: that I eat from a trough? And should I not
Speaker 2: wear my eating shirt? Definitely don't wear your eating shirt.
Speaker 2: If you're going to No, he's going to meet the
Speaker 2: girlfriend's parents for the first time, you're gonna show up
Speaker 2: in an eating shirt.
Speaker 3: I went to a ninetieth birthday party in a Moose Lodge.
Speaker 3: I think you'd be fine in eating shirt, sir.
Speaker 2: Not. It's forget the moose lodge portion and those places
Speaker 2: are great. I'm talking about meeting the girlfriend's parents and
Speaker 2: you're the slob.
Speaker 1: With food stains. Who's going on?
Speaker 2: You save that for Thanksgiving or whatever down the road
Speaker 2: when you get to know them a little bit better.
Speaker 2: As for your choice, he said, spaghetti or wings. I'd
Speaker 2: go spaghetti because you can do the old school where
Speaker 2: you chuck the napkin into your collar, right and then
Speaker 2: use that as kind of an apron. And because if
Speaker 2: you go wings, you're gonna be sucking your fingers, You're
Speaker 2: gonna have chicken in your teeth.
Speaker 3: You know me well enough that either of those foods,
Speaker 3: it's ending up on me with either of those choices.
Speaker 1: If it's me, you suck the napkin in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't gonna cover your lap though that's prone
Speaker 3: to incoming as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. Well you should put a napkin in
Speaker 1: your lap too. It's a waste of linen. It's not manly.
Speaker 2: You got this guy across from who's wanting to wear
Speaker 2: his eating shirt to meet parents for the first time
Speaker 2: at the moon, as the listener called it, I like
Speaker 2: that the moose.
Speaker 1: My boss is an a hole. Els.
Speaker 2: I think beers were two bucks. I went to a
Speaker 2: wedding there. They were cheaper than that, were they?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It was great.
Speaker 2: Uh, my boss is an a hole, he thinks it's
Speaker 2: fun to make fun of people at work, the people
Speaker 2: that work for him, his employees. Should I go off now,
Speaker 2: keep you cool and start job hunting. Don't don't lose
Speaker 2: your cool. Start job hunting. You don't need to work
Speaker 2: for an a whole period. There's there's too many things
Speaker 2: out there you could do life Cudge. At what point
Speaker 2: in the near future should I start to sell the
Speaker 2: free toiletries and razors that I've been collecting from the hotels.
Speaker 2: Avocados are getting more expensive? Well, this is a perfect
Speaker 2: time with Sinko to myio coming up. Oh, I know why,
Speaker 2: because the tariffs. That's why the avocados are getting more expensive.
Speaker 1: Tariffs again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, here's here's what you do, sir or
Speaker 2: mamma could be I think it's sir, h keep your
Speaker 2: toilet trees and razors. Whatever the heck you're staring stealing
Speaker 2: those for uh Jerry uh inside inside inside Baseball.
Speaker 1: There I apologize.
Speaker 2: I don't know what reason it is you'd steal all
Speaker 2: those and keep them, but you you just keep them
Speaker 2: because you can get a major discount on your avocados
Speaker 2: from the Mexi room cleaners. Right, ye, black market going
Speaker 2: on yeah, that' all brown more wack them only for
Speaker 2: all we have time for one more. We I think
Speaker 2: we should probably all right, Yeah, we'll see we can
Speaker 2: save the the rest we'll save for next week.
Speaker 1: Sure you don't want to go to the Sinco party?
Speaker 1: Is it at the Moose? No? What is that my
Speaker 1: palatial estate helicopter? No, I'm bringing your eating shirt. I'm out.
Speaker 1: I'm out, Thank you, Life Coach. I'll go on demand.
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