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<v Speaker 1>Need advice.

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<v Speaker 2>Taco Bob to the rescue di Basque Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>On one O one one w j R R.

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<v Speaker 3>We are Orlando's rock station. I see you looking at

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<v Speaker 3>that text line screen with curiosity. Ignore all the Metallica

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<v Speaker 3>texts that are directed at me. Okay, I kind of

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<v Speaker 3>swerved the listeners earlier in the hour. Not good to

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<v Speaker 3>swerve listeners. Haven't played the double dough shit. We've played

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<v Speaker 3>some Metallica. I haven't played the double dose shit. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>So those third row tickets have not been given away yet.

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<v Speaker 3>The focus though, never mind my silliness here you, sir,

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<v Speaker 3>welcome the world renowned lc TV. Ready to do battle.

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<v Speaker 3>How's my boy the Red Devil doing Red Devil?

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<v Speaker 1>That sick NA never heard you call me? Call me

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<v Speaker 1>Red before Red Devil? Anyzinco plans. It's not really a

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<v Speaker 1>thing in my world.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's probably not as big here though as it

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<v Speaker 2>is like at my house, you know, in Cali, being

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<v Speaker 2>that close, you know, to the border, you can hear it,

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<v Speaker 2>really yeah, I hear it a lot. That and sound

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<v Speaker 2>of weed whackers cranking up. It's like a stroke of

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<v Speaker 2>midnight falling on a Monday. This year is gonna be weird. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>pilot was asking me on a totally random question. I

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<v Speaker 2>know you said you don't celebrate Sinco.

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<v Speaker 1>I celebrate. I just's just it's you know, okay, well

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<v Speaker 1>it's not big for you.

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<v Speaker 2>But uh, hunter was asking me if if you wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to be choppered in for the festivities.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't do choppers? No, No, scared them. Yeah, that's that

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<v Speaker 1>would be the short answer. I want everybody to know.

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<v Speaker 2>He's scared. I booked a cruise. Oh here's another Mexico one.

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<v Speaker 2>I booked a cruise in May to Mexico, and my

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<v Speaker 2>boyfriend and I boyfriend and my kids are coming. The

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<v Speaker 2>problem is my boyfriend used to drink a lot. He's

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<v Speaker 2>been cutting back, but I'm afraid my anxiety and stress

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<v Speaker 2>is going to kick up and he may or his

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<v Speaker 2>might kick up when we go on the cruise, And

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<v Speaker 2>afraid of him going overboard on drinking. Don't say overboarding cruise.

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<v Speaker 2>It's happening a little too much. But how do I

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<v Speaker 2>explain to him this is a family cruise. How do

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<v Speaker 2>I approach this without upsetting him that it's just a

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<v Speaker 2>you know, a vacation.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a vacation.

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<v Speaker 2>You're him to go out and get drinking and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>be angry around the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm simple. You just take a girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll tell him that you're taking a girlfriend and her

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<v Speaker 2>kids and it's a family trip. That's how you assure

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<v Speaker 2>it's a family trip. And that's how you assure he's

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<v Speaker 2>never gonna go, because with that many kids and no

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<v Speaker 2>man would.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever want to go.

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<v Speaker 2>And just to put icing on the on the cake.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell him they don't. They don't offer the drink package.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I was gonna ask you if he had

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<v Speaker 3>inquired about that or even forked out the extra for the.

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<v Speaker 1>Other No, they didn't even book his ticket.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, yes, all right, just tell him say, hey, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna bring so and so and her four kids instead,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, and or just find a friend, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>make up.

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<v Speaker 1>One that has just our friend's Disney cruise. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna go that way. They have AA.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said there's AA meetings on the cruise, Are there really?

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<v Speaker 2>I also that's kind of counter of perfect. No. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it's good. It's like they have, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>church out at the racetrack. I remember they do a

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<v Speaker 2>Sunday mass out there. Sure you can call the eight

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<v Speaker 2>hundred number from the casino as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, yeah, I want to have a game.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't even believe that I'm at I can't even

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<v Speaker 2>believe that I'm asking you for advice.

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<v Speaker 1>But I need you, life coach.

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<v Speaker 2>My husband had this bat has this bad habit of

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<v Speaker 2>working outside and his pants sliding down and showing neighbors

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<v Speaker 2>his butt crack. Did you say it's a backhanded slap?

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<v Speaker 2>They're red with the I can't even believe that I

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<v Speaker 2>need you like that, I'm asking.

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<v Speaker 1>You for advice.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't take it that way. No, I can't even

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<v Speaker 2>believe that I'm asking you for advice. I anyway, she's

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<v Speaker 2>our friend of the old plumber's crack. You tell those

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<v Speaker 2>as talking neighbors that at least your husband is working,

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<v Speaker 2>unlike theirs, the lazy ones in there watching you know

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<v Speaker 2>what basketball now, and then oh, you buy them a

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<v Speaker 2>belt for Father's Day. That way you're gonna save on

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<v Speaker 2>the embarrassment of his crack and knock out a Father's

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<v Speaker 2>Day gift well before June. Two birds, one stone, not

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<v Speaker 2>to be confused with two girls, one cup.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, I don't think anyone would confuse those two.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, plus you can use that belt, you know, misbehaving.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I'm saying, Happy Father's Day. Here's a belt. Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'd break from the tradition of the tie.

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<v Speaker 1>Life coach meeting.

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<v Speaker 2>Whenever I get stuff like that, like a tie, I

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<v Speaker 2>just think, do you guys truly know me?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? Life coach? Sorry that was model.

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<v Speaker 2>Here you go, meeting my new girlfriend's parents at the Moose. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>the moose Lodge. Life coach. Meeting my new girlfriend's parents

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<v Speaker 2>at the Moose. Only dinner options are spaghetti or wings?

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<v Speaker 2>What do I choose for best chance not to appear

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<v Speaker 2>that I eat from a trough? And should I not

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<v Speaker 2>wear my eating shirt? Definitely don't wear your eating shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're going to No, he's going to meet the

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<v Speaker 2>girlfriend's parents for the first time, you're gonna show up

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<v Speaker 2>in an eating shirt.

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<v Speaker 3>I went to a ninetieth birthday party in a Moose Lodge.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you'd be fine in eating shirt, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Not. It's forget the moose lodge portion and those places

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<v Speaker 2>are great. I'm talking about meeting the girlfriend's parents and

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<v Speaker 2>you're the slob.

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<v Speaker 1>With food stains. Who's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>You save that for Thanksgiving or whatever down the road

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<v Speaker 2>when you get to know them a little bit better.

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<v Speaker 2>As for your choice, he said, spaghetti or wings. I'd

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<v Speaker 2>go spaghetti because you can do the old school where

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<v Speaker 2>you chuck the napkin into your collar, right and then

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<v Speaker 2>use that as kind of an apron. And because if

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<v Speaker 2>you go wings, you're gonna be sucking your fingers, You're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have chicken in your teeth.

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<v Speaker 3>You know me well enough that either of those foods,

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<v Speaker 3>it's ending up on me with either of those choices.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's me, you suck the napkin in.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I didn't gonna cover your lap though that's prone

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<v Speaker 3>to incoming as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's true. Well you should put a napkin in

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<v Speaker 1>your lap too. It's a waste of linen. It's not manly.

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<v Speaker 2>You got this guy across from who's wanting to wear

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<v Speaker 2>his eating shirt to meet parents for the first time

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<v Speaker 2>at the moon, as the listener called it, I like

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<v Speaker 2>that the moose.

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<v Speaker 1>My boss is an a hole. Els.

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<v Speaker 2>I think beers were two bucks. I went to a

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<v Speaker 2>wedding there. They were cheaper than that, were they?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? It was great.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, my boss is an a hole, he thinks it's

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<v Speaker 2>fun to make fun of people at work, the people

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<v Speaker 2>that work for him, his employees. Should I go off now,

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<v Speaker 2>keep you cool and start job hunting. Don't don't lose

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<v Speaker 2>your cool. Start job hunting. You don't need to work

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<v Speaker 2>for an a whole period. There's there's too many things

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<v Speaker 2>out there you could do life Cudge. At what point

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<v Speaker 2>in the near future should I start to sell the

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<v Speaker 2>free toiletries and razors that I've been collecting from the hotels.

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<v Speaker 2>Avocados are getting more expensive? Well, this is a perfect

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<v Speaker 2>time with Sinko to myio coming up. Oh, I know why,

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<v Speaker 2>because the tariffs. That's why the avocados are getting more expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>Tariffs again.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, here's here's what you do, sir or

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<v Speaker 2>mamma could be I think it's sir, h keep your

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<v Speaker 2>toilet trees and razors. Whatever the heck you're staring stealing

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<v Speaker 2>those for uh Jerry uh inside inside inside Baseball.

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<v Speaker 1>There I apologize.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what reason it is you'd steal all

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<v Speaker 2>those and keep them, but you you just keep them

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<v Speaker 2>because you can get a major discount on your avocados

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<v Speaker 2>from the Mexi room cleaners. Right, ye, black market going

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<v Speaker 2>on yeah, that' all brown more wack them only for

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<v Speaker 2>all we have time for one more. We I think

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<v Speaker 2>we should probably all right, Yeah, we'll see we can

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<v Speaker 2>save the the rest we'll save for next week.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure you don't want to go to the Sinco party?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it at the Moose? No? What is that my

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<v Speaker 1>palatial estate helicopter? No, I'm bringing your eating shirt. I'm out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out, Thank you, Life Coach. I'll go on demand.

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